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Avocado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7MNZWj5eohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7MNZWj5eohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7MNZWj5eo
>>29435783Gotta admit, sorta based.
>>29435786OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://files.catbox.moe/nsq8dd.mp4
I hope Kiara doesnt waste time reading all 1000 comments
http://poal.me/d8zfychttp://poal.me/d8zfychttp://poal.me/d8zfyc
>>29435786I wanna plant my seed in Gura!
>>29435791IS IS IS THAT A FUCKING HALF-ASSED BLACKFACE? NIGGER!!!
This is the thread
why do holostars interact with holoEN but not with jp holos?
Kneel to The Trinity
Shark gills...
Finally I can post Ame's tiny hands
If you actually loved her you would be more concerned with what's best for her than what's best for you.
Quick, someone save him...
>>29435786are you really gonna phonepost an image i just made
>>29435752>has she or her circle done anything worth the hate?Don't try making sense o if, people just hate shills and leechers.
PLS GIVE US A NEW AMELIA THIS STREAM
Mori!Love!Mori love!
>>29435811Fake fan, last anon spelled his name wrong
>>29435811I... I kneel
>>29435818MY BOY I'LL SAVE YOU
RATE THE UPCOMING AME STREAMRIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>29435808add Cocochin
Why is Polka's voice so erotic?
>>29435803Do people actually enjoy talk shows?Also will this be in English?
I love takodachis!I want to squeeze a takodachi!
I hope Ina's having fun with her family
>>29435786>>29435819Gura cute!
Well done, /hhlg/.Our MOTIVATION lead us to the promised thread.
>>29435818Get away from my oshi, you finger chopping whore
>meanwhile in jp servermassive tnt digging operation by aqua
>>29435804Kono kusogaki...
IF YOU DON'T CARE WHEN AN IDOL INTERACT WITH MALES OR HATE IDOLFAGS, PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELF TO THE THREE NIJI THREADS ON THE CATTALOG, THANK YOU.
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>>29435822so she's basically a composite of herself, mori and ina
>>29435786>>29435819Based.
>>29435853They seem to be cool as hell I bet she is having fun.
>>29435809JP holos is a nuclear warhead with the culture they created. The only safe ones are FBK, Choco, and Festival and festival is pushing it. EN doesnt have that stigma surrounding it
>>29435857>hhlg
>>29435836Ye.
>>29435872SOUL
>>29435816Thats some manipulative bitch talk right there
>>29435810Imagine the shitstorm if Gura were to sing this, would be great.
>>29435865I kinda miss her derpy live2d.
Why is Gura so cute?
>>29435853did she cancel her stream today?
Where is it? I know you have what I want dayo.
>>29435819did anyone ever draw that naked overalls gura?with sunhat
WHAT IS LOUDERRushias screams or KFPs new sonic weapon
>>29435844IT'S SHIT
>>29435865Is she building a which perimeter?
>>29435843It's too late anon, he's lost to the foreigner and their apex collab. All you can do is hope that is chat will be a good wingman for him.
>>29435848>Do people actually enjoy talk shows?People love Joe Rogan.Although to be fair, Kiara is no Joe Rogan.
>>29435819you better tweet this to her
>>29435865hyperautism at work
>>29435895
>>29435895here it is
>>29435810fucking kek
>>29435895No Pikame, you've gone too far!
>>29435848They'll talk in japanese and Kiara will live translate her answers, apparently.
>>29435894It was only for T4 members
>>29435872What are the odds Ame replaced it
>>29435818
>>29435803BIG UPS ON THE VIEW COUNTER
>>29435819where do you post this stuff anon? you do post it somewhere, right?
>>29435881Perhaps my motivation got the best of me....
>>29435819That's some good shit there anon
>>29435892it was vibrating in that sekiro isshin boss
>>29435874Por qué eres así? Quien te ha hecho tanto daño?
>>29435874
>>29435904who demanded more sex, the chimkin or yagoo?
>>29435895Pikamee, the cunny shipment...it's late today...
>>29435865i love Aqua
>>29435881Hollow Hololive General.
it's still bothering me that there's no GurAme this week. Ame said Gura asks her to play every week. why would she say no?
>>29435818She's going to pass her curse onto him
Kiara actually speaks bird!
http://poal.me/yw321hhttp://poal.me/yw321hhttp://poal.me/yw321hhttp://poal.me/yw321h
I WAS BORN IN A SMALL VILLAGE...VOCAL CHORD PARASITESHololiveEN will NEVER USE ENGLISH EVER AGAIN
>>29435909Maybe if she were to hunt some moose and tried dmt.
>>29435848>>Do people actually enjoy talk shows?As long as the subject is interesting why not? Its basically a more structured zatsudan
Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she added nothing to holoEN except, “Gee, let's blow up KFP.” Also, illegally released many classified Chickens. A real dope!
>>29435846She has to earn it with English streams
>>29435947Had to do editing for Kiara.
>>29435848Generally the appeal of talk shows is that you get some new information about notable people you are interested in and/or their upcoming projects. Marine seems pretty cool and supposedly Kiara plans to be decently in depth with her questions so it sounds promising. And Kiara plans to translate I believe
>>29435819You sent this to her right? This is good and not lewd so she'd prob like and retweet it.
>Yagoo just found out Ina has her own vtuber agency with trannies>Not only Ina is korean but also half chinese>Ina is currently having to demonstrate how much she hates chinks in order to collab with the JP girls. That's why she streamed during the CN graduations.>Ina cancelled collab was with either Civia or Artia.>zhang contracts her roommate has>she's going to recruit Civia into her own agency as an indie>Ina got a collab ban until Yagoo decides what to do with her
>>29435808Now that she's declared herself Gen 0, will Coco be there?
>>29435844YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BAIT ME INTO SAYING I THINK AMELIA SUCKS
>>29435895Pikamee, step back please, you are too close
>>29435955Where is Kiara/Nene?
>>29435956heh
I rewatched the Crash stream to catch the cr1tikal moment again and get mad, but I could only focus on how that stupid dork was experiencing a game she actually was decent atshe is the nigga you hate to love
>>29435938I'd pay good money to watch that JAV
>>29435947Why overuse the same pairing every week? Spread it out with some other combinations.
>>29435847Menheras are naturally sexy
>>29435952>curses are STDs
which EN girl is most likely to suffer a mental break and become delusional enough to believe that she actually is her character?
>>2943592299% just in this thread, to be honest id like a hololive booru ran by anonsalso go look in gawrt
>>29435874So you hate my friend FBK?
>>29435956WHOOOOOO
>>29435956you got me a good laugh
>>29435991You probably missed this, though, right?https://streamable.com/qo1n74
>>29435979Wheres the part where everyone clapped?
>>29435935>fubuki did thisbased fox dragging everyone down
>>29436001mori
>>29435966Does squeezing her bangs make her feel good or in pain?
>>29435844cuter than usual/10
>>29435979Ina already sniped kirahe will redebut as rika
>>29435983>>29435940>>29435915This wasn't a request dayo.
>>29435987FUUUUCK I FORGOT THAT ONE
>>29435956>Gura awkwardly sits on the other side of the truck for 20 minutes
>>29435979she liked civia's last tweet on twitter. boom another naive rrat BTFO'd
1. Your oshi2. Who would they NTR you with?
>>29435966what's with this post? i've seen it a few times already
>>29435982how can you say something so bold as Amelia sucks???
>>29435819I'm on desktop, but sorry if I somehow stole your thunder. You did a really great job and I just wanted to post it here, didn't know it was from an anon (although it's pretty obvious now in retrospect). Perhaps consider posting the art here first if you would prefer this doesn't happen again.
>>29435982>I THINK AMELIA SUCKSFuck you too buddy
>>29435987He couldn't include it because it would have won by a landslide. The poal is just for second place.
>>29435979>Anon forgot to take his meds.
>>29435910It's on the art taghttps://twitter.com/Torns_/status/1329554188800565253
>>29435893oh I understand HER name origin now
>>29435875Fuck you
Are these jap girls good at the rice farming part?
If you look in the comments of translated EN clips, all the JP love Ina and literally nobody commented on her being korean
Dead hours time
>>29436001kiara's a fucking nutter, she seriously has problems i think
>>29436006Worse than that, I don't care about her...
>>29436013nah, caught it but didn't really care, the Phasm one was worse and none of those hold a candle to Danchou
>>29435865isnt all of their tnt cheated in?
>>29436001gura =kiara>>mori>>>>>>ina=amelia
>>29435865All those rails when she just needed a repeater chain.Still, better than running around there on foot triggering them with pressure plates.
>>29435875
>>29435956...
>>2943600150-50 odds Kiara has a cosplay of herself made and starts wearing it when stressed
>>29436001Either Kiara or Ame.
>>29435881Hoholslive general
I think the real question is: Will Ame be cuter than usual today?
She wasn't lying this is long.
>>29436017ecstasy
Reminder that Mori is going to get away with it because Cover is aggressively expansionist and profit-driven. Yagoo knows that she's been a financial success so he's going to let go of the leash and let her run wild, and as much as it hurts to admit the fact, it will still be a financial success.
>>29436001Kiara 100%
>>29436013I cant understand what shes saying bro..
>>29435847She's a professional voice actress with a lot of hentai experience.
>>29436023Matsuri took it all
>>29435826I could respect the pomf singer if she hadn't denounced lolis just to go back to LARPing as a loli online for clout.
>>29436001Kiara already has >when she sits there going Kikkerikii!! she truly believes she's Takanashi Kiara, immortal phoenix and fast food chain owner. And I really love that.
>>29436050I hate this
>>29436001Gura has already reached that point
>>29436090uoh
>>29435893Talented and experienced young woman.
>>29436051
>>29436003good shit
>>29436049Well, she isn't. The person who plays her is. Plus, I doubt most of them know.
>>29436001Kiara or Ame. With Kiara it's probably going to include a massive on-stream breakdown. Ame will just gradually forget she was someone, before becoming Watson.
>>29436001Kiara
>>29436001Kiara or Mori
>>29436030i dont think any holo is into NTRonly japs like that
>>29436060
>>29436030>survey posting in the beginning of a thread>cuck posting at any point of a thread
>>29436023you'll have to fight Fubuki for it.
>>29436090(ToT)
>>29436054>>29436068I'm sad she didn't slip up and say "cock" or "sex"
>>29435966What? Ina passed the 2x2 test, four times.
I want Gura to do her own version of Elmo's world where she teaches us about various topics every week. She'll sing the cute theme song for it. Would you watch it?
>>29435791>>29435807Deepest lore
>>29436001Be honest how would you even know if they did?
>>29436050Why would Ina say this?
>>29436001bird
>>29436023Take it and leave me alone...
>>29436001>Kiara is standard menhera>Mori is fighting her other 3 personalities>Ame is slowly healing from wounds of the past>Ina has to deal with isolation and ostracism>Gura is pregnant and has hormone imbalances
>>29436013She's just going to stop trying to hide it one of these days if she hasn't already.
>>29436053Why do people keep mistaking secret neighbor with the phasm collab?
HOLY FUCK THEY'RE FINALLY DOING ITSOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, YOUR VERY OWN GURA PLUSHIE
Amelia Watson is my wife.
>>29435816What do you mean by this? Everyone is concerned with that, all the talk is about how it might hurt hololive as a whole and by extension her, in the long run.
>>29436078I have listened to it about ten times and still can't make it out
>>29435909>Wow Marine, that's insane>>You ever see that video of that chimp fucking up that old lady?>Ame bring that up on screen.>Wow, look at that thing go. That thing would fuck you up.
>>29436125that'd make me super hard
>>29435806>Teamates have no guns and don't kill>/k/FP have many guns and have tasted bloodMakes sense, actually.A boar counts, right?
>>29435875Anon, eat your vitamin gummies
>>29435865>24:50>AME AME AME AMEWhat the fuck, Amelia's law is real.
>>29436073just deal with the fact she'll be ENs Coco, cause about as many yabs, maybe even one or two on Taiwan scale but ultimately others won't share her mannerisms and she'll settle on small but wealthy viewership while hated/loved
>>29436090I don't like this pic, the hair color is wrong and doesn't have the blue stripes
>>29436108>Ame will just gradually forget she was someone, before becoming Watson.No way, Ame has enough mental stability to discern the difference between portraying a character vs her actual personality.
>>29436061That actually sounds adorable
Please contribute to the /hlgg/ tactical assessment.http://poal.me/8nihsehttp://poal.me/8nihsehttp://poal.me/8nihsehttp://poal.me/8nihse
>>29436030cuckfag fuck off
Cover is actually pretty careful about who their talents can/can't mention/collab with, contrary to this thread's line of thinking.https://youtu.be/K2Mt5PAgXw0?t=16
>>29436144The moment the Gura plush drops I will tribute it and share it with you all
>>29436060This picture hurts me in the kokoro.
>>29435828Thief Amelia is going to get some fanart for sure.
>>29436158No, he has a point.
>>29436119And Festival.
>>29436050cant wait for the state enforced takos
>>29436013Oh shit I didnt catch that one. She did it twice that stream then.
Anon from hlgg write the descriptions for Holo Myth on the Virtual YouTuber wiki? That shit is terrible and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>29436143...fuck, I don't know, I guess I just forgot Secret Neighbor was a game they played
So are some people here still trying to defend Mori at this point?
>>29436168>>29435955>>29435806https://files.catbox.moe/fd2vq0.mp4
>>29436144Do you think they would do all of EN at once, or just have Gura in a wave with some of the other popular girls with JP?
>>29436144One of those is not the same as the others...
>>29436144I wish they had Fumo eyes, still cute as hell
>>29436168poalfags should at least turn off discussion in these things
>>29436044anonchama...
>>29435874Fuck off with your toxic idol worship bullshit. They are human beings. Interacting with males means nothing.
>>29436197mori is dumb but at least she's not ame
>>29436060brb making a thread on /co/
>>29436194What's wrong with it?
>>29436013Karrot-chan...
>>29436108>include a massive on-stream breakdown.would chat even be able to notice?
>>29436144>>29436204around elves...
>>29436001This is hard to answer because none of them actually give a shit about their character. Kiara loves being an idol and Gura became one because she wanted to change herself.
>>29436061>Climbs on top of tokyo tower screaming "I'M A PHOENIX HAHAHAHA">Japanese police watch on as a late 20s austrian girl plumets to her death going kikiriki
>>29436068The whole time she was reading it I was waiting for her to say cocks, dicks, etc.
Why do you think they chose their respective character designers?
those with weak ears may leave
>>29436144>sora getting her first plushie 2+ years inyea it's happening, but dont wait for it anytime soon, knowing japanese business model they will release each batch far between eachother and on limited ammount
>>29435956SUCH A LUST FOR LUST WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29436001Sometimes I just start referring to myself as "schitzoposter" and get my motivation for working out by imagining doing the epic handshake with another chumbuddy and when I wake up I say "just woke up" and when I have a bad day I like to say "bad rng bad rng" while sitting in the bath and pressing really hard into the back of my neck until it hurts. I also like to slam my arm into the wall to hurt it because I want to get into the character better and also it helps me stay awake.
>>29436195You're definitely not the only one at least
>>29435893
>>29435956Such a thirst for revenge
>>29436197I don't think there's a point in defending, she's taking her own course and there's only watching where it takes her, kinda like with Coco
>>29435786>>29435819>You come home from work>"Hey, how was your day?">Gura's in the kitchen making cream of potato soup>There's holes in the garden where some potatoes used to be>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself>"you have to try these apples, they're delicious">you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy>you kiss her then head upstairs to change>her soft singing follows you upstairs>come back down, the soups done>chat about your day while enjoying cream of potato
>>29436129Who is this nigger?
>>29436144I want a Gura plush that says Gura phrases when I shake it. If it doesn't happen, I will buy a Gura plush and stuff an Arduino in it.
>>29436230I'm used to it
>>29436090
>>29436060Lmao
Through futa dick, unity.
>>29435865Is she making a mass grave?
>>29436230THIS SILENCE OFFENDS KIARA
>>29436119>>29436186And as soon as Gura stopped being the hot new thing they instantly stopped showing interest in her.
>>29436229i think it was darts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-d5DD-qnY
>>29435875GOTTA TELL THEM TO HIRE SALLY AS IDOL TEACHER
>>29435808When is Koopa streaming again...
>>29436144that Peko plush is gonna sell out isn't it
>>29435956WORDS THAT KILL
>>29436197What is there to defend? She did nothing wrong
>>29435875I don't care
>>29435957How is "moose" in plural? :}
>>29436173If that were 100% true, they wouldn't have let Mori collab with TheAnimeMan given he retweets lolicon porn on his account on the regular.
>>29435765kill yourself, soundnigger
Is there a goal to AZKi's 48 hour stream?
>>29435792How do I join Ame's discord?
>>29436173I'm pretty sure if they got one look at the stuff Charlie does on his channel he'd be blacklisted as well
>>29435956Sans chuuba franca... the world will be torn asunder. And then it shall be free.
>>29436159Protagonist
>>29436289Graduation
>>29436060amazing
>>29436243
>>29436048Well Polka definitely isn't
>>29436243>she excitedly tells you she felt the baby kick for the first time today
>>29436246>a>hoocha!>-stomach growling->oh yeaaaa
>>29436068Whos gonna step up and vocaroo the entire thing with no fuck ups?
AME IS GONNA STEAL SHIT
>>29436211Don't be retarded, I'm talking about their vtubers lives.
>>29435811Neat mori really is here
I AM GURA'S AVOCADO
>>29435893This anime has sat on my list of things to watch since it was airing. Should I get it over with yet or watch something better?
>>29436287faggot mad he found the thread 20 minutes late again rumao
>Gura thinks Amelia is her friend but Amelia is just playing her character and doesn't actually give a fuck about Gura>Haachama thinks Gura is her friend but Gura honestly doesn't even know who the fuck Haachama is It's so sad ;_;
>>29436186I mean if an apex predator is a predator that has no known predators than can we really call Gura an apex predator when Matsuri exists?
Ame is very punctual with her stream times now! Professional Ame not
I'm sorry Polka...
NIGGER SIMULATOR IS LIVE
>>29435808You forgot the rest of Hololive
>>29436240WHOOOOOOOOOO
>>29436293Like, what, exactly? The same shit Coco does in her streams?
>>29436243please... I cant take it anymore
>>29436292get hired by Cover
>>29436243I love my cute and funny farmer sharkwife!
>>29436321i was busy jerking off, still eat a fucking bullet you subhuman
IT'S THIEF TIME TEAMATESARE YOU READY?
avocado
>>29436255Gura is a size queen. Despite being small she has over 9000 years of experience
can you imagine a world without ___rrats___
>>29436162Well at first she'll start calling herself "Ame" in her head. Then she'll give the wrong name at some reservation. No one will notice she's going crazy, until it's too late.>>29436215Probably not.
>>29436256I think an "underground empire" or something like that
Am I the only one who thinks Haachama's intro is way better than Amelia's?
>>29436339of course you were jerking off you faggot loser rumao
>>29436271Im going to turn mine into a fleshlight that screams PEKO
i will save that god forsaken clown!
>>29436243STOP
What happens when Ame must rob Watson family's house in the game?
>>29435874Did you forget about multiple Hololive members?
Will Ame rob her own house? There was a Watson house when Pekora played.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161028085823.htm>sex with gura would be poisonoushow does this information make you feel, anon?
>>29436001KiaraShe is totally restarting her idol career as her and she seems to be loving it. Pretty much like with Suisei, its hard to make distinctions between the Holo and the roomamte.
>>29436360I don't think any intro can beat Haachamas
I hope we get some nice art from this stream, the game should lend itself to really dumb situations
>>29436322Wait for tonight.
>>29436334Coco shows off dildos and samples flavored condoms on her channel?
>>29436229Kiara ta least has had to have some connections to get Huke.
>>29436372Horny
>>29436380polka & nene >
>>29436372like a risk taker
>>29436351i don't think so sir
>>29436372Motivated.
Finally, a stream
>>29436371>>29436368jezas
AME???????
>>29435956Posters....SCHIZO posters...
>>29435846Let's not. The whole thing will be too crowded, and Coco doesn't stream in English anyway.
will she be able to make kuso into kino?
>>29435875Please don't. The ones that care already wrote a letter. This isn't an online petition.
fat tako
>>29436287I'll always make sure to use a sound op to filter (you)
>>29436368>Y'know this one time I actually uhh robbed my own house yeah... it's true!
Sex jazz
>>29436001In Kiara's case could you blame her for wanting to be her 2d self instead of her 3d body? Being able to write off her past as a previous reincarnation and having her current life be one of thousands of employees that love her
VOID
>>29435803Can't wait for Polka's interview
>>29435792weird RP
>>29436360Haachama's were made by Haatons who are the peak of HoloLive chad fandoms.
>>29436243Knock it off already you fucking homo, you're reminding me that I have no idea how to obtain a future like this
>>29436372ChallengeAccepted
Is it actually ok to stream Thief? Isn't the game racist?
>>29436418you need a brick to the face
>that bgm
>>29436001>anons replying with MoriI'd say she's the least likely given that she's the only one of them that will let her real name slip up not once but actually twice. So far.Kiara is a good candidate though, she's pretty menhera already and, although all EN girls love their position in Hololive, Kiara is easily the most into it, trying the hardest to be the idol her roommate couldn't be.
I love this girl
>>29435956I won't scatter your gravy to the heartless sea. I will always be with you.
Do we hate her now that we know she watches Rogan?
>>29436363Goddammit
Ceo of sax...
>YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE in chatWhich one of you fuckers
>>29436434Do you play as a nigger? I know the JPs streamed it but I didn't watch
>>29436013I love this retard
>>29436434yeah and?
Ame's voice... feels so good
>>29436435Seethe harder kek
>Amelia teaching children how to steal
THIS woman is a wanted criminal and not a real detective.
>>29436001hachaama
>>29435846Maybe once she starts doing EN contentI see Aki or even Tiramisu doing so first
we're going on a sexy crime date!
>>29435803Wait, Marine got a redesign?
>>29436372>not willing to die in the process of having sex with your oshingmi
>>29436392>creampie compilation>buttplug tail>you jackin off?Not much of a difference.
>>29436060Someday this is gonna land on Mori's lap and her sides are going to explode.
HOW DID SHE KNOW I WAS A SEX OFFENDER??
>>29436262They probably got turned off from the part where she speaks 0 nip and hasn't shown much interest in return. They got other people to watch and their own streams to manage.
>>29436446NARRATIVE?
>>29435803Knowing Kiara she's probably already done reading all of them and she's just refreshing the page for new ones.
>>29436360they're all fanmade
>>29436455What do you mean by this?
>>29436360A reminder that Haachamas intro is not at full power. She could replace certain assets in it to actually show her schedule and also get the higher quality one as well
Ame is cuter than usual today..
AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL TODAYI REPEATAME IS CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY
>>29436427You're awful, Kiara.
Our detective has turned to the dark side. Gotta steal.
>>29436363
>>29436428Heimins are the strongest holo fandom
I'M GLADTO HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE SAME ERAAS AMELIA WATSON
>>29436279
Uh oh. Ame delaying her Minecraft stream is a possibility.
>>29436013What is she saying?
>>29436442she slips up so much because K*ren is a made up character for her too
>>29436427Kek
Cant seem to be able to send a supa for whatever reason. Is anyone going to ask Amelia about a possible Minecraft collab with Gura because they're playing around the same time?
She just woke up, tell her the newest narratives
>>29436464>implying she hasn't already
I think Ame is cuter than usual today guys
Why do my comments never appear on screen? Did I fuck up?
>>29436446OH NO NO TAKAMORIFAGS
>>29436446KIARA!? YOU'RE AT YOUR DEATH'S DOOR!
>>29436245It came from the S*chi dumphttps://litter.catbox.moe/cbuvrq.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/3rwyav.mp4
>>29436367>>29436243These anons are pro at making me hate my future life, because it wont be anything like this.
>>29436392>Coco shows off dildosDo tail ass plugs count?>Sampling flavoured condomsThat's honestly less yab than Coco shaving her cooch on stream once a month.
Ame's house is so full of bugs she's used to them crawling across her screen...
>>29436367>tfw different anon from your pic>tfw chose my pic at randomchumbud hivemind confirmed
>>29436197What did she do? Did you think Cover wasn't going to capitalize on the western market?
>>29436392Didnt coco shove a buttplug up Marines ass in a bit?
>>29436372It's limited to species plus the number of citations is low.
>>29436175Based
>>29436512yeah u probably got shadowbanned
Haven't watched Ame in over a month, legit watching first time in a while. Is that a new BMG finally? Couldn't bear her streams due to same damn monotonous tune.
>>29436455It says right there, it's De Domnius Justitiam. You can read, dummy
>>29435956STANDING
>>29436161And despite the hate she gets, Coco has been a largely positive force for Hololive as a whole, to the point that Cover chose her over China. We have no idea what the hell Mori is doing.
>>29436427what do you get when you mIX A MENTALLY ILL CHUUBA WITH SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HER AND TREATS HER LIKE TRASH?
>>29436230Why isn't this a soundpost?
>Amelia waxes
Ey, binnyot
>making fun of bald peopleYAB
New Narrative:She's got cancer and is actually bald from the chemo.
Baldbros...
>>29436279Doxxbraps have now defended:>Doxxing>Harassing other groups>Letting a top level producer win her (aimed at indies) contest>Mori joining Hololive just to boost her failed music career>Mori thanking superchats mid collab>Mori numberfagging mid collab>Anitubers>First collab not being a senpai>First off-collab not being a senpai>Mori actively ignoring hololive culture>Bringing toxic normalfags to other holos chats>Basically ruining every collab just by being there>Trannies
>>29436285Based? I thought he was an ironic weeb
IT'S HER
>>29436434Burgerchama...
>>29436084give me sources dude
Bald Ame cunny...
Amelia is literally a middle school dropout.
guerilla accent practice stream
>>29436540BOOTY DMC2
>>29436507Her bloodline curse can only be broken by sacrificing a loved one
>>29436537don't make me actually do it
>>29436541she really is cursed
>>29436471Most of the things she does are just speaking about them. And coco is an outlier to begin with, not to mention having leeway as a top earning holo. I'll be writing into cover to make sure they check out his channel thoroughly.
>>29436372You didn't even try to read the article, did you?
>>29436549CUTE!
>>29436545based
>>29436001Kiara is about "losing 40-50% of her average viewership" away from doing an Asuka in the bathtub
>>29436567Do it you pussy.
>>29436154>Hey Marine, you ever tried DMT?
Is it just me or Ame is actually CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY?
>>29436545Doxing is spelled with one X
For my next trick, I'll show you how to steal the heart of a man
Ame can't pronounce re-re-re-that word.
>>29436540yeow
>>29436001Haachama alredy did soKiara will do so sooner or laterPolka is up to question
>>29436567Please do it, I'm tired of being able to hear.
>>29436566"I'm sorry, Gura. It was the only way."
AME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29436545ogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy
>>29436521>shaving her cooch on stream once a month.while sitting on a sybian
how come amelia doesn't do the 2x middle finger thing like miko?
wtf that's not my mom ame
>>29436585that's just the pregnancy glow anonchama
>>29436531She uses a different BGM sometimes. That was the game BGM.
ame no
I don't know why but I'm beginning to think Watson isn't a real detective.
Ame making rape jokes!
How does Vinny know what's happening around the player
what did mori do this time?
MOM FUCKIN REKT
>>29436545super Nenechi approves of doxxing tho
>>29436466I love my oshi Aki and she'd be happy knowing her outreach is global, I feel out of all Holos she's most consistently open and interactive with oversea fans (her eigo reps are on middling level tho, probably cause she's too much of a wine aunt)even Haato didn't do all that much before getting chink'd
>>29436530Why does it happen? I never spam or post "offensive" shit.
New Ame "okay"
>8 minutes into stream>already makes rape joke
>5 minutes into the game Amelia is turning a thief simulator into a rape simulator
>>29436518Yab
>smash window>it's openmy fucking sides
I can tell this'll be a trainwreck
>Hanging around people's windows?Is this a coincidence?
comrade ame, it's time to redistribute the wealth
>>29436612>>29436624>>29436626based
>>29435893>We could've got Neko Gura
Why does my future wife Amelia keep banging my mother
>>29436243why do you hurt me like this anon...
>>29435874uhm isnt she married ?
>Don't browse here for 5 days>Don't want to kill myself anymorethink i've cracked the case guys
>>29436545Don't care. Sorry.
>>29436622im not sure ive been shadowbanned but it was timed for me. maybe you triggered a filtered word or something
>>29436586both are correct, retard
is there one stream where ame is not sleepy? is she just depressed?
>>29436616She replied politely to a tweet and it upset me deeply, I'll be writing to Cover about this.
>>29436168>worry.png
>>29436471teaching Marine to twerk and sticking an asacoco plug up her ass were def more than just talking about stuffand then you get to really yab stuff like the hanging Kanata
Based on previous holos, she might get stuck for 45 minutes and having to re-buy lockpicks over and over like Lamy.
>>29436243>women in my kitchenhow much of a pleb do you take me for
>>29436545
>>29436130Horrible. I felt bad for Spoony, I felt horrible for Terry Davis. As cool as schizo is, when this shit goes from fiction to reality it's ugly as fuck.
>>29436001Would you guys me worried and happy if your Oshi actually became her character and unable to separate herself from her virtual self?
>>29436610my mom is looking a lot younger here... Ame have you gone back in time?
>>29436646then why are you here ?
>>29435956Such a lust for *hic*
>F-free???>$15? I'm rich!Dumpster diver Ame narrative confirmed
>>29436639Gura loves sharks ok
>>29436262Festival is one thing but I wont let you badmouth FBK here you dipshit.>Is Gura's oshi and inspired her to join hololive, as mentioned by her several times>Was present in every single HoloEN debut stream (and actively promoted them on twitter), probably cut her sleeping reps to do so>Adopted Gura's "a" right after her debut and mimicked her on stream>Told people to "not compare" when her ESL fanbase concernfagged over her falling in second place>Built a statue for Gura when she hit 1million during her Minecraft stream, even though what she was doing was completely unrelated>Drew an artwork of Gura to commemorate her 1 million subs>Probably wants to collab with Gura a lot but the language barrier is holding her back, and so does Gura
>>29436549Amelia....your kemotherapy reps....
>>29436657..that's it?
Ame...
>>29436639Nekos are so overdone now. Also the whole shark motif is part of why she exploded.
>>29436646I know that the narratives here are retarded but I didn't expect that they give anyone suicidal thoughts
Anyone else glad Ame didnt go back to putting chat on the screen
>>29436668Wait, Spoony suffered a mental break and thought he was the character?
>>29436639shark teeth are better than cat ears and I'll stand by that
>>29436571>I'll be writing into cover to make sure they check out his channel thoroughlyAnd what they'll find is that only a fraction of his content is that stuff you fijd objectionable. Then they'll turn around and be like>Keep your collab PG-13 and we're goodThey'll do so, the collab will go off without any yabs, and that'll be that.
>>29436197Some are legit newfags that don’t understand the potential harm that the holo brand can face. They use Botan doing esports commentary (which brings esportsfags to just her channel), and collabs with actual somebodies like Zun and Sugita to justify a collab with their “/hlgg/ approved” eceleb. They want Nijisanji, but don’t want to learn japanese or listen to Matlu Patlu ask for bobs and vagine. “Pick up the phone” memes aside, Mori did say that she wanted to collab with indies, and the only collabs we’re potentially seeing are corporate owned podcasts, and an established streamer with 6.8m subscribers (both of these being groups that she was already a fan of apparently)
>Smashes someones window>Steals 15 dollars and wins
>>29436013I fucking hate that I love her. Stupid moe tomboy dork
>>29436512>>29436530>>29436622Top Comment AI actually filters shit hella randomly, I found my comments switch from filtered to appearing in matter of minutes often
>>29436686She replied to tranny shark. Thats all it takes.
>>29436661The KFP asks much of us, but the rewards are great and plentiful.
>>29436197Theres two stances1.nothingburger2.cover wont allow it
>>29436692>doesn't remember cutter anon from Amegeddon
>>29436693she asked chat last stream and chat spammed "Nah"Kind of based if you ask me
>>29436571This is bait, right?
>>29435913Can we all agree now that the gills thing is a failed experiment?
>>29436649Damn, guess i'll have to wait then. Thanks for telling me anon.
>>29435874How can you post Marine after she did this?https://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4
>>29435803wow she actually got some good questions I hope she likes them>Q: What is one thing that you've wanted to convey to overseas fans, but couldn't due to language barrier?>If your future self is watching your current life in a TV show, do you think she would feel happy? Why?
Ame seems to be struggling with English tonight.
>>29435956Cover sent us to Hell, but we're going even deeper.
>>29436686Anon this is 4chan of course that's it
>>29436320it's not good at all, but the end cards are godly
>>29436521that's not what she's doing...........
>>29436696I agree, though the combination of the two is not to be trifled with.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS VINNY CALLING MY AMELIA AAAAAAAAAAA
Ame is into lesbian rape.
>>29436646
>>29436722>Hololive EN>can barely speak English
>Steals sauce pan and 15 dollars
>>29436715I take this as a challenge, be prepared for the worst shit imaginable.
>>29436709oh shit, I actually didn't think of that
>>29436695No, I just mean watching someone get his life ruin by whatever's wrong with their head.There's obviously something not right with Spoony, beyond being a massive asshole.
>>29436741haachama??
>>29436744Don't sell her short anonShe stole a toaster too.
>>29436715only if it's done in an extremely realistic manner
Falling asleep on the sofa with Ame at 4am...
>>29436230https://youtu.be/VGHAJWD0LAo
>>29436498hard to hear the last bit but I presume something likeKaren why are you like this
>we could've gotten Thief but we got Thief Simulator instead
>>29436758i envy you gura
This game is shit and Ame is sleepy, which is cute but doesn't make this any more interesting...
>>29436741she really is waachama....
>>29436715New gills art incoming
>>29435874Based.
VINNY HAS AME'S NUMBER AAAAAAAA TEAKEKS WHAT THE FUCK
I want to lesbian rape Ame!
>>29436762She's asking the right question
>>29436574no
>>29436760Based karl
>>29436197I think I remember the Japanese saying Aloe was going to cause harm to the holo brand to justify graduating her.
Isn't Ame cuter than usual today?
>>29436741chikin...
>>29436748>>29436709why would you believe something to be real without a timestamp here? it's very easy to avoid image detection
>>29436771How can you tell Ame is sleepy?
>>29436693Yeah I don't get the point of chat on screen. I just takes up space.
>>29436763>Wanting to watch her struggle to beat the first level
>>29436771only botan is smart enough to play thief
BOOBA
>>29436154kek
>>29436763this is streamer bait and they already have permissions for it from other girls playing it.
>rent-a-thug
>>29436741That Haachama collab is starting to show the mental degration.
Good condition CRT TVs are actually worth a fortune now since people like to buy them for old games
Anyone else's first time in the day smiling/being happy is when Ame streams?
>>29435828
>>29436791I'm not sure, but Bubba certainly is
>>29436715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teTyjLnzHZMDon't give me ideas, anon.
Ame speaking from experience of having to sell her old tv to make it through hard times bros.....
>hears candy>starts barkingHE CRAVES KIT KATS
>>29436801Means I can disable chat on youtbe and get less lag yanno
>>29436816degradation
BUBBA SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>29435791Thanks for the reminder. Shame I'm gonna be an hour late to Passpartout.
>>29436819Genuine smile? Yes.
>>29436819this but every other chuuba except ame
>>29436819I don't know I'm pretty happy otherwise too, I'm just happier when she streams
>I went to a pawn shop once and it was a total ripoffAme no, don't feed the narratives...
>>29436833I guess it did a number on me too.
damn Bubba is real horny tonight
>>29436835*BORK*
You should've seen her last night.
sell sell sell
BOOBA PLEASE YOU CAN HAVE HER LATER
>sell sell sell
Do the japs translate EN clips like we translate JP clips?
>>29436835fuck you bubba is the bgm
what the fuck is booba problem
Pretty disrespectful of Coco and Haachama to start pulling this stupid HoloEN gen 0 shit to take away attention from the new English branch. Haachama gets a pass because she's a kid but Coco is an old hag that should know better.
even Bubba knows this game is lousy
>”Alright guys one second” said Amelia before muting herself>a whimper as a small body smacked against the wall “SHUT THE FUCK UP BUBBA”>”If you don´t stop crying now you aren´t getting any food next week either”>Alright, I´m back, so sorry guys! Was getting bubba a bone. What? No I didn´t give him a treat” she glares at the still spasming dog ”it was a scolding”
This is why all the JPs only have cats.
>>29436860No shit, how new?
>GIMME THATUhh.. is this a dog whistle? Is Ame based?
>>29436784This but all of them
>>29436567do it
>>29436427>Let me get this straight. You think that KFP employing janitors for free is funny?>I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>women drivers
>>29436698honestly, the indie shit is the only thing I might drop an aka aboutthe cr1tikal stuff I was miffed about at first but after reading people's 'reasonable letters of concern' for Cover I realized I just need to take meds - when you read what people write when trying to seriously argue about it you realize how much of a non-issue it is
>>29436696>>29436735
>>29436848Remember when Ame said she'd do a coupon inspection stream?
>>29436860yes. I've seen Chinese clips of Ame as well.
>>29436860Yes, obviously
>>29436860No they all understand English perfectly
>>29436819Yea, first time I'm smiling today since today's been a hard day for me
I just got out of the shower what'd I miss????
>>29436878art imitates life
Bubba is a vital part of the Amelia Watson experience.
>>29436870Okayu has a dog.
>>29436698What's funny is that despite R*ddit being so supportive of holos collabing with men, they still don't watch the holostars (except maybe Roberu)
>>29436895a dirty spot in your back
>>29436322>but Gura honestly doesn't even know who the fuck Haachama issomeone play with her pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjDai10Lc8
>>29436895Watson denied Bubba the knot
>>29436791Certainly, I cant tell why though
>>29436895Ame can't drive.
>>29436895Ame called the game "Nigger Simulator" and nasally laughed
Even anime girls can't drive confirmed!
>>29436884Their first mistake was thinking the company gives even a quarter of a fuck about what they think.
>>29436889ame's said a lot of things
>>29436895Ame breaking some windows and losing her driver license
>woman driving
RATE AME'S DRIVING ABILITY
watching Ame try to drive is painful
>>29436442>be the idol her roommate couldn't be.daddy issues, I presume.
>>29436784I want to fuck YOU while you fuck Ame!
>https://anonfiles com/Fcq7vad0p6/Amelia_Watson_HoloEN_jpgjust to suffer...
>>29436715>>29436755i prefer it like this yeah
>>29436784Gura that's gross
i want to hear gura sing "take me out to the ball game." it popped into my head randomly today and i haven't heard the song since i was a child.
>>29436819Yeah but I just woke up
>>29436860the comments are always worth looking throughhttps://youtu.be/cIdWzPW25EM
>>29436013I was too busy listening to Astel's karaoke.
>>29436715Okay bros I think I know what to do now. Gura gills, but also fucked up bone structure and maybe I'll add some actual shark skin a bit, maybe some gashes and scares like sharks always have.
Soundposting is so addictive
why does thief simulator make you steal from poor homes?that house had almost nothing in it
hoocha!
Funfact: Breaking into houses during daytime si actually smarter than doing so at night depending on location and target
>already busted by the cops
cool game
MISSION FAILED
>>29436860https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqT06OLqPQL2RjD9fkxsEug/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCub__YBYmh7idd8biQyGgYghttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrx8CEpPGzciFBHjz4MhAog/videos
>>29436791Yea she is...the cutest...
>>29436908Can't fool me anon, I have a scrubby stick, I always wash my back.>>29436915As usual.>>29436917As expected>>29436918Very based>>29436924Sounds like a normal day for Amelia.Thanks for the updates anons.
>>29436819Nah, Kiara stole my first smile for the day.
>>29436958Based gills anon, looking forward to it
>>29436945Seems like something she'd randomly sing when it pops into her head
>>29436860>>29436887The guy that does the Ame clips in Chinese is probably my Taiwanese friend from Uni does Traditional Chinese translations for HoloEN clips as a hobby. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvaOYnoh3IF2peIdIBviOpg/videos
>>29435803She has nothing better to do
>>29436928Better than Friend
>>29436715I know what you're doing. You wont take the gills away from me.
>chat doxxing again
what would you do if this gremlin broke into your house?
>>29436964fun fact:Are you a criminal?
>>29436920I mean, every entertainment company has some manner of response to fan feedbackIt's just when I read those serious letter while removing myself from 4chan mindset, they really lacked substance
>>29436822So Gura is a gusher huh
>>29436692Did you forget that one anon that cut himself?
>>29436608Now Ame is pregnant too?
>>29436962Because the targeted audience is the middle class.
>>29436962progression
>>29436363when you turn it off it goes OGAAAAAAAAY RRAT
>>29436925https://files.catbox.moe/14q86x.mp4
>>29436964Is it because the residents will likely be at work/school and people won't be expecting a robbery in broad daylight?
>>29436962You've gotta start small, take from the people nobody cares about
>>29436819No, I've been in the threads were people were shitposting about that trannyshark/mori twitter thing. That made me laugh already
>>29437002call astel and watch him fuck her
>>29436992Doesn't he translate all her tweets as well?
>>29436639with gura's popularity that's probably what we're getting next in EN2
>>29436964>Breaking intoWait untill the house is empty, wear casual clothes, call a locksmith and have him oppen the front door
>>29436819not Ame but I understand the feeling
>>29437002Shoot her.
>>29436545t. deadbeat
>>29436958not into the whole gills thing, but I can respect ur drive
>Ame driving on the wrong side of the road
>>29436962
>>29436991I'm just so glad that these threads have given me an opportunity to draw what I really love instead of just pregnancy, body horror.
>wheres homebros?
>>29437002Shoot herGod Bless America
>>29436666satanic rrat
>>29436545Based and true
OGEEYYY
>>29437017>when you turn it offanon...
>one bgm song is on for the entire streamLOLnot watching
>>29437002She owns me, and I am her slave. She would be free to do anything she wishes to me and my house...
Do African Americans shop on black bay?
>>29437050bros...
>>29437002Be glad that I always check my targets, then force her to consensually suck my dick at gunpoint. That or it's back to the clink.
>>29437023that and you can fucking see what you're doing without having a huge marker of your current position on yourself (flashlight)
>>29437002give her eggs
>>29436962Just like real life
>>29436262Maybe if she played with them like Ame or even replied to their comments on twitter
>>29436940BASED CUNNYPOSTER UOHHH
>>29437005>removing yourself from the 4chan mindset Yeah that's what I'm talking about. It becomes easy to forget how fucking stupid this website is when you spend all of your time here. Their arguments will be thrown directly into the garbage can because 99% of the fanbase aren't this insane.
>>29436920>thinking the company gives even a quarter of a fuck about what they thinkJust like American companies, except American companies are actively political
>>29436962I do it to make Polka proud
do you think Ina has ever masturbated before in her entire life?
>>29437050home is where the heart is, and my heart belongs to Amelia
this reminds me of the time my house was broken into by african american kids
>>29436801If for whatever reason the chat archive isn't saved, then the chat is still preserved in the video
Holy fucking shit Arin Watson. Would it kill your adhd ass to read one fucking tutorial instead of mashing through it?
SELL SELL SELL
>>29436306>ₕᵤhaʰᵃ>are you frustrated?>Hiya Watson>Ame
>>29437044she's british please andastand
>It's like a Gura simulator but you stealWhat did Ame mean by this
>>29437002house?
>>29437083Of course not.
>>29437002push her down the stairs
>>29437002Bonk her with a weight, call the cops and steal her money while they arrive
>>29437031No, I know who you're talking about but it's a different guy.
>>29437040I can't fault you, but would you at least feel bad afterwards?
>>29436500Ouch
>>29437083she played a lot of FFXIV, what do you think?
>>29437023Pretty much though it requires more scouting for things like their standard schedule and how close they are with their neighboursOn the other hand scouting out can make people more suspicious so it's not clear cutThough this shit is stupidly easy if you got a key(copy or not) and have truck disguised as moving one
You wake up in the middle of the night, your window is wide open.You hear this in your ear: https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29437002Shoot her with my 10+ guns
>>29437083yeah, me
Amelia sells four $8 items, "I'm rich!" I guess she really has been homeless.
>>29436681I want to see them collab. I want to see Gura get overly emotional and break down in tears for finally getting to do something with her oshi.
is this garbage or does it get better?
>women driving
>They didn't really think that one through huh?I feel these words will come back to bite her fairly soon
>>29437083Ina masturbates the most out of all the ENs
>29436937just woke up seanig?
>>29436144These actually look good compared to most character plushies.
>>29437120Thats 8 items off the dollar menu anon. Thats like a week of food.
>>29436290Damn, Gura's shark hood actually looks like that hair.
>>29437065
>>29437115MY PILLSKIARA I NEED MY PILLS
>>29437124the game is dogshit, I'm only watching for Ame
For a kusoge, thief simulator is actually pretty fun. Especially when you get into the bigger houses with multiple guards.
>>29437010all the ENs are, haachama includedmori might not be but it's only a matter of time
>>29437137
>>29437022KEK
>>29437002call Kiara to bring me a gun and then force her to eat the kit kats
>>29437083any girl who's into anime has masturbated at least once in their entire lifetime
>>29436249What was Chimkin trying to do? I missed the ear rape and all I got to was her apologizing.
>>29437089You could say she has aMonkey brain
>parkour references
>Kiara peaking at 12k at 90 minutes>Ame turns the camera on and gets 24kSasuga detective.
>parkour
>>29437002Throw a rrat
On one hand HoloEN actually gave me newfound motivation to improve myself and pick up the skills that I want to, but on the other, watching all these streams absolutely killed all my productivity and free time so I'm not getting anything done anyways.
>>29437115I fell asleep with my headphones on again
Why didn't she just play Thief?
Parkour!
>>29437128HOLOEN MASTURBATION RANKINGS:Ina > Kiara > Ame > Mori (Virgin) = Gura (Pregnant)
>>29437151She said we can't go back to the hotel until a few more dates. After that for sure
>Ame is playing Klaius simulator
>>29437107Probably not. She'd most likely make joke about my mom before I send her to meet her's.
>Talk about parkour>Gura shows up
it's so cute that Gura is in chat watching Ame
>>29436871not new, just never get JP clips in my feed. I don't know runes so I've never sought them out myself either.
>>29437115BONER status: active
>>29437164I didn't think Takos were numberfags...
Has she said anything interesting all stream
>>29437164Come on man, just 'cause the chicken numberfags doesn't mean we have to, can't we just enjoy the streams?
Thanks Cloney!
>>29437163>>29437165You rang?
Imagine if Hololive played your favorite games.
>>29437168that dumb shark is making me learn how to draw females for once
Gura didn't get kidnapped!
>>29437193Numberfags have no oshi. They only love numbers
>>29437207>>29437210GURAME
>>29437207>>29437210Goofy-lookin' skelethief
>GURA IGNORED
>>29436975It's funny how huge a Ghostling the last guy became for Mori.
>Breaks window to open it>Enters>Shuts broken window
>>29437134Oh good call, thanks Gura.
>>29437152>someone saved my poemI'm blushing
fubuki is a lewd woman
>>29437002Threaten her at gunpoint with my PCC and make her approve my audition.
Where's that anon who wanted to superchat her to ask her to just play with Gura in MC later
So anyone who's actually played this game, do you eventually move onto Beverly Hills mansions or do you spend the entire game robbing white-trash suburbia?
spamming prequel meme superchats, based or cringe?
>>29437115DOKTOR! RELEASE THE HORNY INHIBITORS!
>>29437212Isn't she the one who kidnapped her older sister
>>29437210>this thief is a goof looking n-AmeliabroWHAT DID GURA MEAN BY THIS
>I like picking locks
>Get out of here you goofy looking nnnn-thief.
>Ame likes picking locksNarratives?
>do the tutorialFucking told.
>>29437218JUSTFRIENDS
>>29437135I think the irony is that the character her roommate was based off of is holding her current reincarnation as a puppet and it's official art that predates any of the above.
>I like picking locks!I feel like theres a childhood storu behind that one.
AME IS A GOOFY LOOKIN N- THIEF
>>29436306>>29437092>doink>hey stinky>ya big dummy
>>29437234based but bluepilled
>I like picking locksVery interesting info...
>>29436681FBK is a miracle of the universe
>>29436698Do we have any reason to believe Mori was a fan of any member of that podcast before hand? because I've not seen one, just a lot of people stating it as fact.
>>29437164what? all her sterams except the gesture and doodle ones pass the 20k mark
>>29437220can't let the cold get in
>>29435979I had one of those "Small world, huh?" moments when I realized my friend was part of it. Didn't even realize they ended up being part of a group. They went from regular camera to an avatar long before that though. Pretty interesting to see the journey for once without it coming from a dox.
>>29437164Better timezone
>>29437216despite being only 13 percent of the population skelethiefs are responsible for 50% of violent crime
>>29437002The basement it is.
>>29436681Friend is extremely based
Who here is actually watching the stream and not just as background noise?
>>29437193Not in general, but my oshi's are Ina and the numbers.I numberfag live viewership.I numberfag growth rate.I numberfag peak viewrship.I numberfag membership size.I numberfag superchats.The only number I don't numberfag is my sanity points.
>>29436427Post the thing again!
>>29437218Ame is really into the game right now
>>29437207Ame, please acknowledge Gura. she loves you so much.
>>29437174From the thumbnail it looks like she has green panties down
>>29437279You should numberfag your correct dosage of medication more correctly in future, I feel.
I agree with Ame, the "am stealing" sound effects are unnerving.
>>29437279You sound like a fuckin poser faggot
F
>>29436545Wow, Mori sure sounds based. Too bad she streams at shit hours because this makes me want to watch her.
>>29437193we have ways to take care of falseflaggers
>>29437232Anon, stealing from our good, generous millionaire ruling class would be a bit too subversive, don't you think? Better to let the proles fantasize about robbing their kin.
>I like picking locksLockpicking Lawyer x Ame collab when?
>>29437261I can't fucking believe Ame is going to collab with the lockpickinglawyer and ruin hololive forever!
>>29437266Your reading reps...
>FWatchama...
>>29437218GURA GOT PUMPED AND DUMPED INAME IS CANON
>>29437220
>>29437219Imagine having to rewatch the date/'asmr' streams multiple time to accurately translate the bits/pick out best cliphow could you not fall?
>this was too eas->F
>>29437279Ina would be disappointed in you
>>29437174Gura's Edge playthrough when?
ame is already used to getting Fs from highschool
>>29437279>"Numbers are my enemy" - Inapls take your meds
>Ame not saying hi to GuraBros...
>>29437279How about you oshi this.
>>29437316Good point.
>>29437266>gesture and doodledoes kiara really?
>>29437218Gura...
>>29437279Shameful.
doesn't Mirror's Edge have a lot of parkour? I wanted to play that game back in the day when I saw it advertised but then it was only on the XBOX360 and I just had a normal XBOX and I didn't want to have to buy the new one but like I think it would be a good choice for a streaming game, because, for Ame and Gura, and Gura especially, they talk about parkour like you know a lot. Like every stream Gura has a parkour reference and I think mirror's Edge would synch well with that.
>>29437279Get out of here, false cultist, I bet you don't even have a Takodachi number!
>>29436197Why would I defend her for actively making Hololive better?
>>29437331it's over
>>29437220>>29437314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGp9PHF5tus
>>29437290no it doesn't. go to your optometrist
Why do these neighborhoods look like something out of a post-apocalypse movie?
>>29437251It was pretty genius of her, really.
did Ame just admit to having a brother?
>>29436681Fubuki collab would be great for Gura
>>29437002This https://exhentai.org/g/750434/d20919d9a3/
Ame... doesn't seem cuter than usual today.
>>29437218MY LITTLE SISTER GURA
>>29437363>just
>>29437363How new?
>>29437337he misread Ina
>amelia's first phone was a razer Shes just like me...
>>29437331new narrative: they hate eachother after Gura banged ames brother
>>29437271>kiara has streamed in this timezone before and still gotten <15kCOPE. SEETHE. DILATE.
>>29437265Gigguk commented on her debut/RIP and she liked the comment, and I think followed him on Twitterplus she probably laughed at one of his seasonal anime reviews
>>29437360I still have one of those in a drawer somewhere.
>>29437363did you just admit to being new?
>>29437363She already mentioned him hasn't she?
>auntie watson went to a chopshop
>>29437360I had one
>Auntie Watson had her car parts replaced by some sleezy mechanic
>and then...
>>29437363anon, your Ame lore reps...
Ame spouting more narratives out. She has to calm down, she's not gonna get kidnapped anymore.
>>29437378>>29437377I haven't watched all of her streams maybe like half of them
i can't believe ame would insult the noble profession of car mechanics like thisim going to become an anti
>even car mechanics shit on her lifeAmelia really is cursed huh
>>29437363Where are you newniggers coming from?
>>29437363>Absolute state of clip watchers
SCHIZO THEORY GURA PROPOSED TO AME BUT CREEPED HER OUT SO AME IS IGNORING HER NOW SHE'S NOT PREGNANT JUST GOSLINGING
>>29436681>>29437262thank you friend
That's one of the old wives tales my dad used to tell me.
Based Amelia preaching the truth - always assume all mechanics are ripping you off and treat them like shit.
god today's schedule is great
>>29437218>>29437331Yurifags can't stop losing.
>>29437363two to be exact
>>29437419No, thats pretty standard mechanic fuckery. Happens a lot
>>29436715quite frankly baffled how they managed to fuck it up this badly when this is all you had to do:she's a fucking anime girl after all -- what's with the realism?
>>29437417janitor mechanic anti alliance?
>>29437413HOW. NEW?
>>29436001If your oshi did go that crazy how would you calm her down like you'd need the rest of holo EN to stage an intervention at that point
You'd think telling that story would make her realize that maybe the banker telling her to not pay off her credit card was also scamming her.
>>29437384I mean, if you cultivate viewership in one timezone then switch to another you won't exactly break records. Noone's waking up for Gura/Ame's morning collabs either
always rememberbrother = boyfriend>brother = boyfriendbrother = boyfriend>brother = boyfriendbrother = boyfriend
gura being legitimately sad that ame didn't respond
>>29437218>>29437331her chat is going fast as fuck and she was in the middle of playing
Watchama's fat, sweaty tits after burgling white trash!
>>29437441>what's with the realism?The point of that image is shock value and/or a weird fetish
Hey, guys. It's me Gura.
>>29437413go backyou're not ready
>>29437379>s oshi and inspired her tohow the fuck does one even, ah yes, I forgot where I am
>>29437470I love you Gura!
>>29436681One day, we'll prove ourselves worthy of our friend
>>29437454medkits
>>29437454Fuck off retard
>>29437384No shit, she didn't cultivate a viewership from that time zone
>>29437424I've never watched an Ame clip video. I've been watching her streams for like a month so I am relatively new
>>29437454Amelia is dating her brother?
>>29437470show gills or GTFO
>>29437458Gura... :(
>>29437470I'M SORRY, WHO?
>>29437454uh huh
>>29437463ame's not even reading chatshe'll notice gura's comment on her youtube streaming dashboard ;ater
Ame>Is aware of fallout>Has played fallout>Likes fallout>Can get permission for fallout>Hasn't played falloutExplain.
Fubuki HATES Amelia
>>29436632She's playing 5D chess with us again bros...
>>29437413how do I know that you're a SEAnigger
>>29437470Gura I miss you! Please stream today!
Well, now that Ame is streaming it's time to leave the thread before it goes to absolute shit as usual. See you all later.
>>29436920Remember from the .txt that Cover is known for being incompetent, the question is which side will they "fuck up" with?>They let her do what she wants, which triggers her paypigs, which leads to ARS 2.0, and slippery slopes into more ecelebs with EN>Cover doesn't let it happen, and dramatubers spread narratives from Reddit/Twitter (that came from here) ranting about how Cover treats their talents as SLAVES. Roommate collabs with the eceleb anyway, and yabs happen, which are easily linked to Mori because Enma can't breath down her neck.
>>29437470hey
>>29437493Gotta keep the bloodline pure
>>29437454Always remembercuckposters = seaniggers
>>29437265Gigguk is an ancient yidtubefag. Of course she knows him and probably even watched his "reviews" and seasonal round-ups
>>29437338Mirror's Edge requires button inputs and meager puzzle solving skills. Meanwhile, Amelia gets frustrated at Mario games. Maybe Gura would be okay at it.
>>29437490>not day 1Gtfo
>polka shits on janitors >amelia shits on mechanicsBased
>>29437470how did it feel when Ame just ignored your message in chat
I think the only crime Ame is qualified to commit in order to make a living is prostitution.
>>29437454>incest from a southern familyi believe it
>>29437363I love it when shit stirrers out themselves as newfags and people who don't watch streams
>>29436587Fuck you, it worked
>>29437513I love this image
>>29437502>has played fallout>hasn't played falloutyou what
>Ame believes that her credit investors aren't scamming her when they clearly are>Believes mechanics fuck you shit so they can sell your partsThe fall on her head really did mess her up
>>29437502She's already played NV a bunch in the past, 3 and 4 are trash, 1 and 2 are too old for zoomers
>>29437502>has voice acted in several Fallout mods
>>29437446wouldn't just calling them by their roomamte snap them out of it? Then again how the fuck Ina even act if her brain went full ina mode?
>>29437502Also has discord sex with Todd's daugher
>>29437470Hi gura :)
>>29437519It's first person so 100% Ame
Not sure why the people who actually need tutorials are the ones that skip them.
>>29437510take care teabro, hope that nothing more shit comes out of the woodworks
>>29437502Todd howard is actually Roberu IRL and will only allow skyrim to be played by hololive
>>29436959why the fuck can't i find the original source?
Gura used by ame to boost her own numbers to mori almost before being tossed aside... bros it was all an illusion
>>29437454https://streamable.com/q1jqqu
>>29437502They probably can’t play with mods on because permissions, and who the fuck would play a bethesda game unmodded?
>>29437502>has played fallout>hasn't played falloutWHICH IS IT ANON
>>29436681What is FBK suposed to be doing in this image to gura's cheek? biting? sucking? suckling? kissing?
>gura happily types a message to let ame know that she'll still be watching her streams, even though they've had a recent falling out>ame sees it but purposely ignores it because she's tired of dealing with her>gura realizes that her message was ignored and slumps into depression.expect no stream tonight, bros.
>>29437555DBD is first person too
>>29437470i love you
>>29437510See you in 5 minutes when you come crawling back fag
>>29436681FBK is the ultimate unitychad
>>29437470Hiya GOoruh
>sleeping in a car is pretty comfortable actuallyame...
>sex o'clockWhat did she mean by this?
>>29437521Its ok since mechanics shit on their costumers
>sleeping in the car is pretty comfortable actuallyAme no..
>>29437543>Believes mechanics fuck you shit so they can sell your partsBut they do. Just try any Jiffy Lube in a Mexican-heavy area.
>>29437545ALLEGEDLY but yeah that'd a big ol OPsec slipperino if she played NVnot happening
>>29437493she is an anime american
>>29437512you'd be surprised how few Mori gachis actually care for the GFE, as long as she cranks out a song a month her funding is pretty much secure
>>29437558roommate
>>29437502She's probably played it too much for it to be interesting for her. I sometimes wonder if she'd try the old ones but I doubt she'd be interested.
>>29437502>Has played fallout>Hasn't played falloutDYRB
>>29437470Thanks for helping me feel feelings again, Gura
>>29437543I used to be a mechanic before I started driving a truck, and I'm not putting in the effort to swap OEM parts for aftermarket parts that are only $50 cheaper. My labor is worth more than the money you could ever make from that kind of shit.
>>29437568Gura just trying to point people to someone who actually makes content
>>29437573Guess we'll see if she's in a bad/sad mood for the stream in 1.5 hours
Didn't read these threads for a while does anyone know why Hololive is firing their Chinktubers? I have found this 20min conspiracy video about them trying to provoke their fanbase to attack coco but wont bother watching if it's bogus. Also I don't want to believe my unicorn waifu is evil.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xB_3GJ39YQ
>>29437573wrong. Gura is going to get her revenge in minecraft by returning that futadick on the Ame statue.
>>29437595>that'd a big ol OPsec slipperino if she played NVno it wouldn't it's called not used mods
>>29437517that's what wagies with no time to actually watch anime doI'd know
>>29437502Fallout>Is Fallout>Has played Fallout>Likes Fallout>Isn't Fallout>Hasn't played FalloutFallout.
>>29437590AYAYA
>>29437470Hi Gura. Treat Ame well for me.
>>29437568I hope Gura took it seriously and will be heartbroken when she finds out Ame no long wants to talk to her!
What's the Ame okay counter for this stream? It seems higher than usual.
>>29436587You're too late Ame, this shark stole mine a while ago
>>29437609She's the worst of them all and I hope she gets gutted back in the ccp
>>29437609Chinks chinked out when Haato & Coco said the T-word and things escalated enough that I guess it was decided keeping up the CN division was more trouble than it was worth
>>29437552incest?
Ame can't read
>>29436154Can't wait to see Pekora talking about Flat Earth Theory for half an hour.
>>29437609>buhhhh im lazy spoonfeed me incredibly basic info
my wife amelia is both smart and retarded
>>29437609bugs said its us or coco and yagoo chose coco
>>29437609offtopic
>>29437609Ain't clicking your video you faggot shill
>>29437571bethesda own mods don't they? they ripped off Autumn Leaves for F4 without giving credit a few years ago
>>29437512>Which triggers her paypigsHer paypigs showed up before she did any GFE shit. They don't care, or at least not enough to matter.
>>29437609>shilling your own garbage
>>29437470Mommy will support you, Gura
>>29437504Is this the reason why Fubuki has the Amegeddon Mario stream on her short video list?
>>2943759090s honda civics are not at all comfortable to sleep in
>>29437573>Tries to send a chat message again>Realizes she’s put on the same filter list as C*n*o*
>Ame slept in a car>Ame was scammed by mechanicsShe had a hard live
>>29437609Chinks gave Cover an ultimatum: Fire Coco or leave China. Cover went with the option that's actually profitable.
Amelia seems so sleepy she'll probably cancel MC later
INA???
ame...
>>29437635she didn't do anything... r-r-r-right ;_;
>>29437470OK
I hope Mori plays Hades someday. She doesn't have Ninomae's experience, but the realm of death and her dorkiness will make it fun.
>Gura pranks Haachama by filling her house with chickens>Haachama considers it a welcoming gift and gives Gura fish and diamonds as thanks>Gura tries again with something else that's completely harmless>Haachama misinterprets it again and thanks Gura by finishing the shark hat for herHow mad would Gura be?
>>29437609>>>/jp/hololivego ask hlg or vyt we don't discuss them here
>You gotta fix your postureAnyone else just sit up straight?
>>29437512I don't know about the paypig thing, haven't really seen any evidence to support that happening. I think this is mainly do to Mori being more comfortable asking for collabs with ecelebs than her senpais. It's one thing for some eceleb to not like you, but another for your coworking to.
>>29437667Fix your font rendering.
>>29437685Yes she fucking did something she's a two faced bitch
>>29437470https://files.catbox.moe/nlnwqp.webm
>>29437678She's Ina bind :(
>>29437691As much as I like Hades, I sort of hope she does a different Supergiant game just for some variety.
>>29437678is it safe to say that ina and kiara are holoEN failures?
>>29437657it's easy to assume Mori gachis are similar to jap ones, but when you actually look it over they're more like guys who fund artists on patreonit really shows that when Mori doesn't stream or locks SCs they just toss money at K and Ririsya instead
Do you guys ever just wonder aimlessly out side?
>>29437628you're one poor judge of character, anon.
She has no real friends...Only clout chasers...Shaak...
>>29437609
how did ame live in a car if she doesn't even have a license
>>29437590she ment the back of a van
>>29437541I think what they meant/left out was, respectively:>has played Fallout in the past, on her own>has not streamed Fallout as Amelia Watson on her channel
>>29437678why do we keep posting this
>>29437609Artia and some other CN girl were caught spreading nationalistic shit on their alt accounts, pretty much backstabbing Hololive while the Taiwan incident was going on. Not really sure if the Unicorn was as bad as Artia considering Yagoo replied to her Twitter farewells and ignored Artia
>>29437667>it's real
>>29437609Maybe try doing your own research and forming your own opinions
>>29437678Towa...?
I liked Gurame posters more before they got BTFO. Now it's just sad...
>>29437705what?
>>29437717She broke into people's cars to sleep in them
>>29437678She's just lost, she'll find her way again
>>29437717bold of you to assume that she was living alone
>>29437017You must be older than 18 to post on this site.
>>29437678imagine getting lapped by kiara
>>29437678Towa...!
>>29437695dont forget haachama thought gura saved her life by killing silverfish in her home despite them just despawning
>>29437710bait
>>29437717Boyfriend's car.
>>29437678>moona's picture isn't even centeredstop numberfaggin
>>29437543>>credit investorsI'm sorry anon, what happened here?
>>29437717she could get around without a license as long as she was careful about following other laws to avoid getting stopped by police
>>29437691desu. as long as she has some time to practice pre-stream the game doesn't look much more challenging than Crashtho maybe Ina just built brainless
>>29437678Why is Twapi inclining?
>>29437695>finishing the shark hate for herI think everyone would be reasonably upset by that.
I feel that Ame could use this handy toolhttps://covertinstruments.com/products/covert-companion-fully-loadedAssuming she doesn't have it on her alredy
>>29437709That's understandable. I was thinking more the distant future though. Long enough after Nino's that it feels 'fresh'. I don't think she'd want to tackle it with her current general skill at games anyway.
Ame's ISP issues haven't been fixed at all
>>29437744who?
When will Kiara collab with Pekora?
>>29437545Shut up anon, that's secret info.
>>29437760Let's be honest. That's the only way it'll ever get finished.
>>29437700I think in the case of Cr1tikal it's because apparently it's the only streamer she watched and she did so for ten years. For the trash taste who knows, she may have asked but given one of them had a video about Hololive a while beforehand I think it's more likely they asked about and she and Cover where simply like "Why not?"
>>29437710Ina is already in the upper 50% of subs, and Kiara will be there in a month.
>>29437769Watchama's slow, shitty internet!
>>29437728Nobody is posting Gurame. It's just schizo's shitposting since they haven't interacted in the last 2 seconds
>>29437761She just did a big singing stream to get to 350k subs
>>29437769wasn't her ISP anon, she's just retarded
>>29437744Towacock
>>29437636I know that part but it seems the cn girls actively contributed to the anti movement>>29437644>>29437651I just googled hololive cn and got this mutt's video schizos
>>29437761She did a two hour endurance karaoke stream to 350k and got a bunch of subs for it.
>>29437701it takes me back to 2010 youtube
>>29437550>full ina mode?so what she secretly makes a real shrine to Cthulhu in her home, honestly that anon asked a rather dumb question because no one would notice if any of these girls went crazy because they already are
>>29437761did a singing til 350k stream when she was close to it
how does she do it..she's adorable
>>29437712I have too much of a backlog to want to go outside for fun. I do enjoy the inspiration for concept art that I get from the outdoors though. Even just looking up or down or at something from a different angle can spark new ideas.
>>29436670No. That would actually be sad 2bh famalam
>>29437609>>>/trash/
>>29437545oh yeah what was up with all those tf2 scripts she read out verbatim on that one SC
I mentioned on here a few days ago that because of Gura having ADHD I went and got tested and the doctors say I have ADD and I'm starting my drugs tomorrowSo thank you Gura for turning me into a tweaker
Why does this garbage game look kinda fun?
>>29437717She had a few DUIs since then, bro.
>WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOX!?!?!
>>29437470thoughts on cunnyposting?
>>29437262I want to fuck my friend.
>>29437775Gura is gonna finish it. It just won't look anything like a hat or a shark.
Why does Amelia hiccup all the time? Is she an alcoholic?
>>29437662AMELIA PLEASE
is there an ogey version of this format?
>>29437761she sangthat's enough when Toccata does itshe has the voice of a true angel
>>29437512I keep seeing people say this roommate thing, but I don't see how it makes sense, it'd bhe difficult at best to explain why cr1tikal would choose to collab with Mori but at least she's a streamer, he's not going to do something with a random rapper who isn't known for streaming (except from the people who already know) and I don't think she'd publicly do something with him as herself especially when they've already been linked to calliope mori.
>>29437667>it's realwhat the FUCK did fubuki mean by this?
>>29437793It takes me back to not knowing what fontconfig is.
>>29437770The only reason she is even doing the talkshow is so she can trick Pekora into a collab. She's going to get her on the show and then pressure her into a collab infront of everyone where she has no choice but to accept.
>>29437744I sure like Towa>>29437759I was thinking more down the line when she's more experienced with games in general, no rush.
I'm sure a tutorial could tell you how to rotate objects..
>>29437820brain trauma from her head injury as a child
>wanting to steal her own radiosasuga loot gremlin
I'LL STEAL ITNO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>29437816pretty cringe but it allows me to scroll while stroking my cock
>>29437728what's wrong with it? They're better than anti's and actual schizos. I'd rather have a thread filled with /u/schizos then literally any other schizos
>router
>>29437810cause ame is playing
>>29437830>>29437725Probably misclicked on mobile. I have added so much shit to playlists by accident.
>hello gura!narrativefags btfo
>Hello Gura!!SCHIZOS ACTUALLY BTFO AGAIN
>>29437808Don't feel special, everyone here has some mental illness
Hey guys it's me, carrot- I mean Calli
OHNONONO SHE RESPONDED TO GURA, MY NARRATIVES
>>29437810It is genuinely fun, the endgame lets you collect cars and decorate a full house with stolen shit. Very relaxing Good for second monitors during streams
>Ame read Gura's commentWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Kneel to your god empress Amelia, the savior of HoloEN and ban queen of faggot anitubers
/u/chads, we're in!
I LOVE GURA WTFEVEN HER JUST POSTING IN CHAT MAKES ME HAPPY
you guys have better things in your house to steal than pots and old tvs right?
>>29437218Apologize, now!
Sunday morning... rain is falling.
>>29437710No.
>>29437800>has to do a karaoke to get to half of what Gura gets in viewers during hersSad.
Gurame is so cute
NARRATIVES BTFO
>>29437810hoarder brain
NOOOOO THEY HATE EACH OTHER
>CHATS TWICE>DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION>ONE-SIDED>JUST>FRIENDS
Schizochads this can't be I thought you said they hated each other?
Oh no she doesn't know about basic networking.
how come Amelia never responds when I tell her i wanna do the do with her
Ame seems low-energy today
>>29437865>>29437867>>29437870For the 200th time now. Why don't they ever learn?
>>29437843I was waiting for this.
>Narratives BTFO, AGAINWhen will they learn?
>>29437761Her sextape was accidentally leaked
>>29437787>wasn't her ISP anon,Want to know how I know you're not American.
GURAME FUCKING LIIIIIIIVES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Maybe she'll notice me if i write again
>>29437834kiara love antis
Story time...
>>29437678I always thought it was pretty obvious that Ina was eventually going to fall behind in growth, her focus is on chill streams and art streams which ends up being pretty niche.I don't think that's an issue at all, it's just her style. Kiara will probably overtake her reasonably soon because she's putting a lot more effort into streaming comparatively.
>hello gura>not hello gawroof
>>29437794>no one would notice if any of these girls went crazy because they already areIna Ame Mori and Gura aren't crazy
>>29437891Shh, she's just dumbing it down for shork brain, trast me.
Every time
They are lovers.
>>29437753There was a stream where Ame started talking about how to balance credit, her creditors told her to pay 10% at a time because it builds better score, Teamates in chat told her to pay ALL your credit when you can upfront ASAP, Ame chastised chat as they lament that their girl is getting played
>>29437598no i mean i can't find the source... is it an ogg file?
>>29437874I've been kneeling since day one.
>Ame worked as a babysitter
>nanny story...
>>29437896It's an illness. They need medication and therapy to learn
>>29437770She said she wanted to for 500k, but she also said she didn't want to wait and was going to ask her for a Minecraft JP tour after Marine's interview, but she didn't say anything about a collab yesterday... Also I wonder if her sleepover/vacation with Marine is pretty much cancelled.
>>29437678>doesn't care about sc>bor-"comfy">plays on easy, still dies >"I played a little offstream">can't collab with jp
http://poal.me/ndtme0http://poal.me/ndtme0http://poal.me/ndtme0
>>29437822>>29437662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laGChAJmkR8reminded me of this
>>29437710No that's just Kiara.Ina is doing great.
Ohnonono bros, we got our narratives destroyed by Ame acknowledging Gura!
>>29437874Who will be her first outsider collab?
>>29437877Old TVs are good steals Post that shit on ebay for $200 with the name "RETRO GAMING PC" and ez money
Ame is a dick
>>29437512Mori's core gachis are followers from her DD days
I can't believe Ame is a homewrecker.
holy fucking based Ame
Ame.....
Ame you gremlin.
Ame is a cunt.
>>29437808>Taking medsEnjoy your joyless life anon, I reccomend doing suicide live
>gura vs technology
stone cold judas ame...
>>29437896Mental illness
What the fuck is this lore
>who used to b-, make fun of meAme, please...
just wait until ame gets to the house where there's a dog she has to silence
Ame....
Ame is such a terrible person.
Based
>>29437700>asking for collabs with ecelebsthat's narrative and a half, pretty sure in both cases it was Mori just namedropping/liking something from said celeb and then the celeb reaching out to heras far as we know the only collabs Mori reached out for with her own incentive are as below:>K-san>Korone>whoever she's working on songs on
Ame also stole my heart!
Ame's foster home stories...
>Steals things>Keeps them in her thief hideout as decoration
Ame, what the fuck?
Bros we need a coupon for that...
>>29437938Ear reps ESL chama.
What kind of people would yell at a little girl for eating chocolates they told her she could eat?
>>29437894She said at the start that she was lacking sleepFrom working on Kiara's talk show or just playing video games, who knows
Ame is so good at making up engaging stories. The other girls could really learn from her.
ame sus.....
>>29437930I really hoped she learned from it. That shit is fucked up
>>29437921Kiara`s problem is not subs growth tought, her problem are low live viewers
ame making up stories again! she lies as naturally as he breathes!
>>29437938It was her visiting her babysitter
>>29437907Oh Gura...
Oh no. Ame admitted to crime. She will have to go on hiatus for a few weeks.
>>29437827Remember that our boy is as good at being ospec as she is at playing video games. iirc she also likes to double down on shit just to spite antis.
>>29437989One free stolen anniversary chocolate?
>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry>Tried to clean keyboard with WD-40>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist>Used to shower only once a week>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis">Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers >After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation>Was homeless>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one>Doctors thought she had rabbies, refused to get rabbies shot, bit the nurse trying to give it to her.>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers>Read gay tf2 fanfiction>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat>Can't do division>Streamed on gura's channel by accident>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth>Licked her friends tears>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her entire family>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum, nearly tearing her entire earlob off>Made off-hand rape joke 5 minutes into thief simulator>Has experience sleeping in cars>Admitted to being a thief at one point>Ate baby sitter's anniversary present, blamed it on another girl, they believed her and banned the girl from their home
>>29437946>Open stream>Amelia's telling some bullshit made up story>Leave stream open
>>29437710Take a look at the average numberes of Indies, then look at most JPs, and now look at Ina's and Kiara's numbers, they are doing great.
>>29437950Putting a bullet through your brain
>gets told she can eat chocolate>eats it>gets in trouble>blames a bully for itbased department?
>>29438000>he doesn't know
>>29438004>heWHO?
Is Ame a compulsive liar? She makes these weird stories all the time
>>29437441I just think it's hotter if the gills are really offputting, makes it feel more real. I think it'd be extremely sexy if Gura also had spiked ribs like sharks and an extremely defined spine, and maybe some large shoulderblades, and webbed toes, and maybe some huge gashes and scares on her on her arms which have thick shark skin on them
>>29437858How the fuck does Gar Goyle not know what a router is? the fuck set up her equipment?
why does ame always lie?
>>29437995dad was probably just not listening and said yes, don't think he knew what the chocolate was for
GURAME AGAIN YEEEEEEEES
AME TRASH
>>29437995Mexicans
>Ame will never decorate your house with stolen goods
>>29437990Don't blame anon, there was a bit of a situation earlier that made tons of people suffer from hearing loss.
>>29437710Yes. And Gen5 has even less subs so they should graduate too
I love hearing about her life so much, it’s probably unhealthy how much I enjoy her stories.
Nice hiding spot ame
>gura confessed to ame sunday night, after she returned from the farmers market helping to sell produce to the local community.>ame commended her courage, but rejected her; citing that her only focus right now is on hololive (and astel). she still wanted to remain as best of friends, however, and hopes this incident wouldn't make it awkward between them.>gura puts on a brave face and pretends to take it like a champ, but is secretly broken and depressed.>she closes herself off. starts ghosting ame when she asks for a collab, doesn't work on her schedule, just drinks herself to sleep every night.>does a guerilla minecraft stream on monday, where she sounds clearly detached (emotionally). even drops some depressing same lore.>misses the overcooked collab the next day, because she was hungover. ame is worried, but the damage was done.>gura falls into a state of psychosis, delusionally believing that she can make ame fall for her as long as she keeps trying. she starts spamming ames chat, begging for attention. ame doesn't reply.its over. bros. not only is gurame dead, but so is gura's mental health. she is going to the psychiatrist tomorrow and will be diagnosed with schizophrenia, alcohol substance use disorder, major depressive disorder, bipolar 1 disorder, ADHD, and more.she'll graduate in a week.
The girl she blamed became a /cgl/ anti later in life
What if ame is distancing herself from gura so she doesnt become over reliant on ames support to do anything. Think of minecraft when ame took it upon herself to get coords for a reef then again took it on herself to take gura through the world there. She then spent 7 hours of her day off connecting guras far off home to the main home and what has gura done? Nothing. She knows that gura wont do anything unless ame hand holds her every step of the way so shes trying to let gura find her own way hopefully with foundations ame left her with.Thats what voices in my head are telling me at least
>police response time is 10 secsBullshit
>>29438022ow the edge
>>29438000>making up
So Ame operates under the 'If I can't see the police, they can't see me' assumption?
Ame's life until recently
HAACHAMACHAMAAAA
>>29438000you should probably watch them thenwell, except Ina
>be american>gets shot
>>29437454Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
>If I can't see them they can't see meAme...
>You will never watch Ame get tased and piss herself
>>29438000>He lacks the critical information
>>29438034They're both being intentionally obtuse.
>>29438018that's a lot of lore
>>29437958It runs in the family
>>29437994How do I set it so I can only see hololive members chat messages? I keep missing them in all the spam.
>>29438034HER parents, sibling, geek squad, etc
>>29438062She's a dog
are ame's stories real guys?
Anyone knows twitter of new Civia's 'incarnation'?>inb4 offtopicfuck you, she is and always will be a historical Hololive figure, so it's ok to discuss about her
>>29437930Yikes Ame is unironically one of the dumbest EN girls. I thought her being dumb was just a meme.
>>29438046oh god what did i miss earlier?
>>29438034She lives alone so she doesn't need one.
>>29438030I doubt it. Take your meds
>>29438031My morbid curiosity compels me to support your delusions.
AAAAA I CANT BREATHE
>>29438053I am Gura's doctor and yes this is all true, she's also late stage pregnant
>>29438031monstergirl thread is two stories down
>>29438004>>29438000>>29438030>>29438036Why would she make up such a dumb story? Are you retarded?
>>29438057I want Ame to help her because it's cute tho'
>>29438070kind of based?
>>29438053
>>29438091Fuck off, retard.
>>29438089They're probably based on real events but somewhat exaggerated
>>29438005This is pretty much entirely due to her streaming schedule I think, it's heard to build a fanbase of steady viewership when you move your times around a lot and stream in the dead of the night for a lot of the people who speak the language you're using. What she should do is work out a schedule that's about half JST firiendly and half NA friendly and stick with it for awhile, I think
>>29438091incarnations are off topic>>>/vyt/
your oshi is a pathologic liar
>>29438070this is true
>>29438105It's not even that weird a story.
>>29438070This is true.
>>29438091offtopic
>>29438089Yes, I was there for some of them.
>>29438059You should have her the trouble and do it yourself.
>>29438034She's just memeing. Of course she would know because she understood that she had to stand up and move her switch closer to the router to get a better connection.
>>29437921Did any of the JP collabs give Kiara a sizable boost? From what I've seen her growth always regresses to 4k per day no matter what she does.
>>29438057>distancing herself from gura so she doesnt become over reliantIf only I knew better. If only I knew what was happening. I was trying to keep it from happening in the first place and yet-
>>29438091>new Civia's 'incarnation'You're literally asking for shit that isn't hololive retard
We cant find the perpetrator so lets fuck up their car
>>29438031Based
>>29438105She made it up because I HATE HER! you guys are too positive about Amelia and I HATE HER
>>29438053rrat
>>29438091>>>/vyt/
>>29438105>are you retardedwhat kind of people do you think post here?
this game would be extremely based if the character with the highest thievery stats was a man of darker pigment
>>29438070Do you think Fubuki has ever had sex in her life?
>>29438053https://streamable.com/sbj6b3
>>29438065Shark and Ina are terrible at telling stories. They need to learn lying from Ame. You can call it "creative story telling" if you can't swallow the pill that Ame constantly lies. I think it's based and there's nothing wrong with it.
>>29438030>>29438004>>29438000She literally told us yesterday that she doesn't like lying and she only exaggerates bits of the story. Not everyone has boring ass lives like you guys or me
>>29438141I honestly think some people have this mindset about her
>>29438091I really don't know
>>29438018Natural born comedian
>sleeping in the car is comfyAme...
>>29438070This is what schizos actually believe.
>>29438070incredibly based
>>29438089She says she'll exaggerate smaller things sometimes but she dislikes straight up lying about stories, basically the events of the stories are real but she might exaggerate them either due to bad memory or because it's just a slightly more entertaining way to get to the meat of it. Your standard stuff for telling stories to people
>>29438105People here refuse to believe that anyone could have an interesting life. The story isn't even that farfetched.
>>29438091offtopic faggot
>>29438095KFP test fired their secret sonic weaponry.
>>29438091is this the same fag from earlier? leave already
>>29437921It's gonna be a long time before Kiara overtakes Ina even with all the high-effort shit she is doing non-stop. And that's assuming Ina doesn't start collabing with JPs or some shit.
>>29438124it's one of the more relatable stories she's told, lots of kids do shit like that
Guys I jsut tuned in did Ame ignore Gura twice or just once?
>>29438158no shit man
>discord sex is on the automatic-timeout in ames chatshe actually browses /hlgg/ and hates the yuri narratives
I've been wondering how do KFP bros feel about the GigaStacey narrative this place has pushed for Kiara?
>>29438102I asked Gura if she was pregnant last stream she did and I got banned with no response
>nighttime roadtrip with ame...
>>29438053>misses the overcooked collab the next day, because she was hungoverGura...the baby...
>>29438119>called me a disgusting loser and hates me>is a pathological liarDid I make it guys?
>>29438093Here's your (You) faggot.
Ame's stories sounds like a 90s sitcom episode
>>29438157>Liar says she doesn't lie.Damn, I guess I have to believe it. My little gremlin had such a hard life uwu.
>>29438070S-SEX?
My oshi is a bad person...
>>29437946Narrative - Kiara and KFP were the ones who saved Hitler in WWI and instigated WWII in hopes of killing off Moona's grandparents but failed when Ame's time police killed all of the time traveling KFP employees during their process of convincing the Axis powers to setup concentration camps across what was then known as the Dutch East Indies.
>>29438148This is true
>>29438058>http://poal.me/ndtme0I live in a third world country and I remember when I saw a guy smash a car with hammer at 11 am, I tried to call the cops but hang up after 8 minutes of waiting, and they arrived at 3pm
>>29438182Or, ya know, the word sex is.
>>29438031>Licking the grass and dirt out of Gura's webbed toes
>>29438156>if you can't swallow the pill that Ame constantly liesYou're the one who needs to be swallowing pills.
>>29438141You joke but people actually just make shit up because they hate seeing others have fun>>29438182Or it's because retards like you keep trying to send shit like that to her
As someone with an equally fucked up life, I find Amelia's stories both compelling and very comforting.I'm glad I was born in the same era as Ame.
This image depresses me because it shows that Kiara would have 2 millions subs by now if her outfit wasn't so shit.
>>29438070Aloe...
>>29438070Delta...
>>29438131>to the routerShe uses verizon wireless internet
>>29438178she responded the second time, was too focused on the game the first time
This lockpicking is giving me Oblivion flashbacks. Not the good ones.
>>29438178Ignored her when she mentioned Parkour, then tried to explain what a Router was to our resident Shork
>>29438156Gura is so worried about what she can and can't say that her story-telling really suffers.
Wait, this game has Fallout and Oblivion lock picking in it?
>>29438070All this sex is making me hard
>>29436212>t. brapfag
>>29438173Elaborate
Anything but the oblivion lock picking.....
Which Holo would you like to hear sing this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iV-5CpJsmU
>>29438101NO!I don't want monstergirls!I want girls with visible deformities!I want disfigured human girls who are embarrassed by their disgusting bodies!
>Oblivion lockpicking...
This reminds me of a game.
>>29438070This is true!
>>29438193Meds. Now.
>>29438218Still much better than Skyrim's lockpicking
>>29438053gura, are you just venting or is this real?
>>29438089It depends on if you are a gosling or not. Any normal person understands there are large fabrications in the stories that Ame tells and this is a good thing. Goslings are subhumans that accept everything as 100% gospel.
>>29438185Wow, I can't believe she did that.
>your oshi>would you interact with her if you ran into her irl
>>29438182Based Ame.
>>29437957Really? like who?
my mom told me that when I was a little kid, I once went to the store and just took a bag of candy and took it homeI have no memory of it happening though
>>29438191Has nothing strange ever happened to you?
>copying lockpicking from OblivionBased, that game had the best lockpicking minigame that I know of.
>>29436307I recorded as far as I could get before fucking up, fuck me I died earlyhttps://voca.ro/12TPp3cy1dB6
That's the dumbest lockpicking I've ever seen
>>29437921Can't wait for chickenshits to use that as fuel for more shitposting. They already brag about mentally ill people donating their life savings to Kiara, no way it'll end there when they finally surpass another EN member in subs.
>>29438155>I send her a nice message and mention I learned about her music from /jp/>Say the memes they make about her are funny and I hope she enjoys them too>A week latter she's using our terms like "Narrative" constantlyI claim responsibility for this, and hope she enjoys her time in this cesspool
>>29438114That could help, she should also change the game she play, the last minecraft stream gave her a good boost, reaching 18 k is huge for her
>>29438229https://youtu.be/rY-FJvRqK0EI want to hear Gura sing this instead.
>"Thief Simulator">Constant jobs to just break windows and toiletsWhat the fuck is this game
>>29438222she shouldn't worry that much, especially since kiara basically doxs herself each story she tells
>>29438245>Gura>No and I'd start making fake narratives about where she lives to make sure none of you try to rape and murder her
>>29438207thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia!
Ame's ass breaking toilets with its pure fury...
>>29438018>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat>Admitted to being a thief at one pointHuh?
>>29438245AmeNo, actors aren't the persona
>>29438053Unironically, how would you guys react if this was all 100% true? Just this one time, one of your insane schizo narratives was completely right, and all this actually happened?
>>29438091Don't know anonWe will know in time
>>29438245>gura>ye i'd talk about that fucking weird dogz video game cause i also played it
>>29438245nice schizo litmus test, have a (You)
>>29438245>polka>barf immediately but force myself to take a deeper smell
>>29436520But anon your life reps...
>>29438193don't know how that story pointed to her having a hard life?
>>29438279All true things.
>>29438070>If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex.This is true.
>>29438182She just hates virgin nerds. Only the most pathetic fucking loser would be turned on by "discord sex".
you guys wouldn't lewd a rrat would you?
>>29438182no it isn't I just typed it and it went through
>>29438226Audio fuckup in Kiara's stream earlier today that was possibly the loudest ear rape I've ever heard
>>29438196Can confirm. I personally shot 37 British soldiers and two time cops during the invasion of Jakarta.
>NICE ROMANTIC DRIVE WITH MY CHATGURAS IN CHAT>NICE ROMANTIC DRIVE WITH MY CHATGURAS IN CHAT>NICE ROMANTIC DRIVE WITH MY CHATGURAS IN CHAT
>>29438245guraif i didn't know it was her then no because i can't talk to womenif i did know it was her i'd probably ask for a s****** autograph or something but otherwise leave her alone
>>29438133I am pretty sure she got one from the first subaru collab, but it was some time ago so I am not absolutely positive.
>>29438245GuraNoI'll tell /hlgg/ we fucked though
>>29438280>No, actors aren't the personaSo you wouldn't mind if they replaced your oshi with another person, right?
>>29438243Take your meds schizo.
>romantic drive with me
>>29438053she obviously wasn't drunk and was in a good mood in that minecraft stream, but the rest is true
>>29438245>Ina>Probably not. I'm too socially awkward...
Romantic drive with Ame
>>29438194SEX LOVE!
>>29438254Not that anon but I've woken up to blood on my pillow and I have no idea where it came from.
>>29438259It scrapes realism but I can't say I ever enjoyed doing it.
>>29438270I asked HER in one of her streams to sing that one but she didn't even know who KKB was
>>29438070Absolutely based schizo retard
>>29438070Clearly you need to re-evaluate your life
>>29438245InaI'd say humu humu then leave
>>29438133thats normal
>>29438267Take your meds anon. Mori is the only holoEN to have definitely browsed 4chan. All others are speculative.
>>29438245>Ame>no that would creep her out
So what is this about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUxE2aWeZvg
>>29438279When she was a kid, some other kid climbed into a shopping cart. Amelia went to push the shopping cart, and the kid got his finger stuck in a wheel which mangled his finger and then it came offshe ran away, then laughed at the story
>>29438245InaNo, if she's outside then she's probably busy and wants to get home as soon as possible
>>29438156Might just be because I'm also Asian who lives in North America but I relate to Ina's stories on a deep level, especially the ones involving how strict her parents were during the Aliens watchalong. Ame definitely has the most interesting ones too. I bet Kiara does too but doubt she would be as loose-lipped about them.
>>29438299That was the only ear rape that has ever caused me actual physical pain. I nearly fell out of my chair.
>>29438065Ina unironically has the second most entertaining stories behind Ame, especially in her smaller streams.Gura probably has a more interesting life but she's too tight lipped on details so we'll never get anything juicy.
>>29438245gurano but I'd just follow her around and take stealth pictures
>>29438279When are teamates going to admit that Ame is a chronic liar? This isn't healthy.
>>29438297Only this one.
does someone have the kiara scream from earlier?
>>29438321I wake up with nosebleeds all the time, not something I'd personally file under "strange" but maybe I'm just weird.
>>29438070Its time for your meds
>>29438070KIMOCHI NAAAAA
>>29438335Probably shilling their song that was put in the arcade game.
>>29438333idiots
Guys someone stole my guitar but left an old toaster
>>29438245GuraProbably not. How could I even justify recognizing her?
>>29438070based
>>29438281buying plane tickets for [redacted] showing up to her house (the one right next to the decapitated head halloween decoration) kicking down her door and hugging her and holding her and letting her know it's gonna be okay.
>>29438070i read the word sex so much it began not sounding like a real word in my head
>>29438338>When she was a kid, some other kid climbed into a shopping cart. Amelia went to push the shopping cart, and the kid got his finger stuck in a wheel which mangled his finger and then it came off>she ran away, then laughed at the storyIs Ame a sociopath
>>29438005her main actual issues are her stream times. most of her viewers are either burger or britbong, but she streams for jap.i will say its probably hard for her to stream for NA and EU times when you live in japan.
>>29438267Anon, she used 'haters typing sell' in her very first livestream, she's been her longer than you have I'd wager.
>>29438335Singing the new song live.
>>29438361o/
>>29438310what kind of dumb question is thisof course I would mind, it wouldn't be the same voice or mannerisms, this is true in movies too
>>29438310Can you imagine the hell that would be unleashed if Hololive replaced the actors for some of their idols. Especially ones like Fubuki and Matsuri?
>>29438070have sex
>>29438245Kiara no
>>29438245gurai would tell her immediately that i recognize her voice because i would recognize it immediately
Isn't Coco the one who does that NEXT MEME thing? I like her.
>>29438326How do you read that and think it's serious?
>>29438343you might be right but I'm not an Ina member so I'm probably missing some goodies, her usual stuff is kinda snoozy
>>29438178Just wait, it will happen more and more often. And Gura will be anxious and worried about what's going on until she finds out the truth that Ame never cared about her.
>>29438245>Ame>probably not, my autism is too strong to speak to random cute girls, nevermind famous ones
>>29438245MoriNah, I wouldn't approach her in public, that's rude
>>29438070Virgin hands posted this
Who would hire you to break someone's toilet bowl?
>>29438333He's talking about Mori.
>>29438089Nothing she ever told sounded absurd to me, my life is worse
>>29438245kiarai'd try and sneak an ass pic but that's all
>>29438245MoriNo
>>29438245KiaraFeign complete ignorance and moveon
>>29438369I don't even know you, creep
>>29438245>Mori>Keep up the good work bro
>>29438401The Toilet Mafia
>>29438347If you ever do your archive reps you can see they are by far the most mentally ill. Vtubing isn't a hobby or just something they enjoy, it's a major part of their life and they have defined who they are as a person through a parasocial relationship. At least they aren't fucking deadbraps though.
>I DON'T LIKE Amelie so she isn't allowed to be AN INTERESTING PERSON because I HATE AMELIA
>>29438261One can easily hear that you really liked that video
>>29438401Deadbraps...
>>29438347Kids are really stupid and it's not even that far-fetched. I used to know a kid who killed himself going downhill on a scooter with no helmet. His head cracked open like an egg and his brains splattered on the road.
>>29438373kids are sociopaths in general, that's why you go through the effort of socializing them
which holo is don of the toilet mafia
Gura schedule your stream onegai, it's in an hour. Yes, I'm frustrated
>>29438351>Mori will never continue Mad Rrat on stream because of permissions>We will never get mass Rrat god posting as a result
What kind of monster steals someone router?How am is that guy supposed to shitpost now?
>>29438369KLAIUS NO
>>29438373This is true
Sorry guys I gotta phonepost for a bit, someone stole my fucking router
>>29438245This is a good survey post because it shows who the schizos are
>>29438347>still trying to push this narrativeM E D S
>>29438384Do actors in movies constantly talk about their personal lives like Holos do? Admit it, claiming that they're the equivalent to seiyuu completely breaks down once you actually critically think about it. They're a blend of both the character and the person, and this is true of literally every Holo to a varying degree.
>>29438401Someone who hired someone to spike the toilet owner's drink with laxatives
>>29438245InaMaybe
>>29438401I could see a deadbeat doing this to Mori, so the brap incident never happens again.
>>29438245>Kiara>Conquer heart and put my children inside of her
>>29438401either amelia or inaamelia is a gremlin and ex-poorfag so she knows how to get shit doneina is quite and unnoticeable so she could probably walk in while everyones home and nobody would notice
expect all holoEN viewer numbers to spike because xqc is currently banned for 7 days.
>>29438426Do you really have to ask?
>>29438387Yes, that is what she is doing.
>>29438245https://youtu.be/0VNPMfgSdBU?t=43This is what would happen
>>29438405I know anonchama.He's also implying she's new to 4chan and that he is the reason she is here.
>>29438245Haachamasure why not
>>29438426mori obviously
>>29438374Wasn't her plan for this week to ruin her sleep cycle so she could stream for better times for EOPs? Whatever happened to that?
>>29438323Dang. I think it'd fit the silly shrimp thing.
>>29438070>having sex>while posting on /hlgg/I mean, SHE'S HERE and all, but damn...
>>29438423exactly, this is why the age of consent should be removed
>>29438245>Gura>depends on the context
>>29438428schedule?
>>29438347why are deadbraps like this?
>>29438419this but unironically
>>29438133For what ive even seen, she gets 12-14k with popular memes games and around 6-8k with everything else. Those 6k sit through her long ass SC readings tho
>Ame wants to bomb Syrian children with drone strikesWTF AME
>>29438366>"hey, your voice sounds really familiar! have we met before?">eyebrows raise slightly>"never mind, you don't have to answer that... btw...">conversation topicthat wasn't so hard now was it, anon?
>>29437981Which begs the question. Do you think Korone reached out to her first rather than Mori reaching out to her?
>>29438245Mori.No, I'm not that retarded
>>29438373Yes. Yes she is.
I have a narrative, a powerful one at that. Ame streams on her PC and keeps the thread open on a separate device, like a laptop or something. She may also have a stream delay.(This narrative brought to you by her post valorant SC reading and other breadcrumbs)
>>29438361>>29438380My brainlet ass still doesn't get how that means it was directed at us
>>29437678Ah shit, she's going to the point where the algorithm is less likely to recommend her. That's bad.>>29437710No? All of HoloEN is a success.
Somebody earlier today posted a really unflattering video of Mori's roommate in an Easy Breesy music video. I would just like to set the record straight that Mori's roommate is actually very cute and not fat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9mK-EtTACM
>>29438443yeah you're right, but there's a reason there is a facade
>>29438374Not really, Mori has really good numbers on a similar time slot.
>>29438428when her oshi stops streaming
>>29438435It was a schzioposter's house, his friends were doing him a favor.
>>29438370why are you reading out loud in your head
>>29438426Big ups to Mori's braps
>>29438426BRRRRRRRRAAAP
>>29438475>it's real
>>29438245>Gura>I'd tell her that her I've heard her voice somewhere before and walk away without waiting for a response, if I found her in a grocery store I'd also buy like 10 bottles of kombucha and pay for them all in cash just to confuse her more
>>29438460i mean, as a burger i was actually able to catch her streams this week so thats something.
>>29438245AmeNo, I'm not supposed to know what she looks like so why the fuck would I immediately walk up to her and say "hey I know who you are and you're my favorite"
>>29438245>Ina>In my ideal fantasies I'd love to. Putting aside the whole Hololive thing, she's an artistic person with a pleasant disposition, of course I'd love to chat with her even if I had no idea she was Ina.That said, I'm far too anxious to ever actually talk to a cute girl outside of the context of work or school.>>29438394The best example I can think of of Ina story time was after her member's only Aliens stream. She doesn't get into it often but her parents and her sister are rather colorful people.
>>29438245Gura when Klaius finds her.
>>29438450really, what did he do?
>>29438148Extra stealth points at night
>>29438446but deadbeats care the least about it
>>29438456Yeah no, that's demonstrably false. She's been around this shithole for years.
>>29436940AHHHHHHHHH IM CHUMMINGGGG CHILD EROTICC
>still not talking about a possible mc collab with gurafuck.,. they're really going to have two separate solo streams..
>wearing ina-skinned gloves
>>29438245GuraYes. I'd say something along the lines of "hey I recognize your voice! Good job, keep at it!" and leave it at that. No need to be weird about it.
>>29438475"Based"
Here's a fucking narrative: Ame is a cute and pretty detective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8gI18LlvGc
minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft
I love you Ame!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ybhLXebppU>she hummed the ed song
>>29438245ameprobably not. i'm too anxious
>>29437667I didn't notice anything when I watched the VOD of this. Was it in the chat?
Ina has been selling her body to glove companies...
>>29438196>but failed when Ame's time police killed all of the time traveling KFP employeesGood oneThe suckers didn't even have any men in Finno-Korean Hyperwar, what they killed were only paradox shadows from that conflict
Takos are harvested to make gloves
>>29438420It made it easier to get through those parts because I knew what was what somewhat
>>29438486She's cute I still hate her though
>>29438245MoriI'd approach her, introduce myself as an avid hololiveEN viewer, shake her hand and appreciate the work she does for our entertainment, exchange couple of pleasantries , wish her good luck and go on with my business.
>>29438521this is true
>>29438357Anyone have the link to that?
rune factory?
>>29438245>Ame>"hi nice to meet you detective">"don't worry, I respect you, bye"
>>29438487I got into vtubers from a decade of being obsessed with only 2D and shunning 3DPD, so for me I have none of the issues that the Goslings do. But I recognize that the appeal is the interesting blend of 2D and 3D.
Ame is going to have a heart attack.
>>29438522>please buy my painting
Why is everyone answering the survey assuming you'd immediately talk to her about her persona irl like a sperg? Why not just talk to her like any other girl you'd meet irl?
>SHE HATES IT
Ame heart attack incoming...
I LOVE YOU GURA!
66 MINUTES
>>29438428>>29438522
>>29438477iirc, the general timeline suggest Korone reached out first to chat about stuff in general but Mori actually admitted to asking for the collab first
lol she hates this kusoge
>>29438494idk im retarded i guess, are you not supposed to?
I love you Gura!
I love Ame!
>>29438516>Yes. I'd say something along the lines of "hey I recognize your voice! Good job, keep at it!" and leave it at that.You'd probably get called out and feel like a schizo. None of the EN girls' voices are particularly distinctive.
thiefbros...