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kuso thread
This is the one.
blessed thread
Gura loves you!
shit op
Gura is gonna curse Ame...
I WANT TO FUCK THE DEPRESSION OUT OF POLKA
>>29402237Yeah, stories like the almost-kidnapping story were probably not as weird as she remembers, but because she was young and shaken up she'll remember them in a certain light.
>>29402325this is correct.
how to lift a curse
Ame lore goes deep...
Ame is fucking cursedI'm not even surpised
>>29402310Who is the pink haired one?
Ame is doing her reps!
>>29402310I'M GONNA GOSLING!
Blessed Thread
>>29402304VALORANT is too hard for a noob Gura would be better learning OverWatch with Ame
>>29402026
>she's doing her repsHOLY SHIT
MORE CUTE AME JAPANESE LEARNING INBOUND
>>29402310
How do we lift the curse?
please tell me none of you weebs are learning japanese for vtubers
>>29402167>being cute and funnyYou're watching an anime wahmen and actually thought it was about more than this?
>Ame doing her japs repswell /hlgg/ what about you?
AME JAPANESE REPS ARC LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ame.. you can get all the shit you need for free online....
>Doing her reps
Bros, we are the ones who got the luck of the watson family's bloodline by being able to be with Ame right her and now...
She's doing her reps, /jp/, why aren't you?
>>29402310All HoloENs should be blonde
Ame is actually doing her jp reps so she can collab with roboco and aqua senpai
>>29402369this is /hlgg/
>>29402328I love her too!
Is she gonna do her reps, or are those books gonna collect dust?
>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist>Used to shower only once a week>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis">Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation>Was homeless>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one>Got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers>Read gay tf2 fanfiction>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat>Can't do division>Streamed on gura's channel by accident>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth>Licked her friends tears>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her family>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum
She's never gonna open that textbook and you know it.
>nihongo repsDo yu rely beleeb?I do.
To reverse the curse Ame needs to watch her lover gura with another woman
>>29402370true love's first kiss before midnight
>finally doing repsLETS FUCKING GO DESU WA
>>29402376This is peak gosling
Love Kiara
>kiara and mori>family is alive>not cursed by ancient magic>amelia>family is not alive>was cursed by ancient magicsee the connections?
>>29402310Why is Polka included there?
>>29402310Lets get this thread going. Screw the other ones.
>>29402357Boku no Pico
So what you're saying is Ame's curse is Hereditary?
>>29402379Literally just got off an half hour of duolingo バカ !
>>29402408
>>29402370Bone the curse out, but then you end up with it.
Hate Kiara
>>29402404This is my oshi and I love her.
Im not home, can someone post the Ame red art with JP reps quote?
>>29402370we sacrifice a holojp
>>29402404thanks this will help me with my lore reps
>>29402373This hairstyle is so cute on her, I hope her alt outfit uses it.
>>29402342I want Polka to fuck the depression out of me.
>>29402373>ponytail amefucking diamonds
>>29402310>nene nowhere to be foundthis thread is shit
>>29402421Why wouldn't an EN member be included?
>>29402372>>29402379i'm not a neet
I'm excited for Kiara's song. Hope that Gura get's her own one soon, too.
>>29402379too busy with genshin impact reps
>>29402421why wouldnt she be
AvocadoAt least it wouldn't be a 0 result next time.
>>29402414Why is it always midnight?
>>29402431I will gladly take the curse for Ame, with or without the bonus of fucking her.
I wonder if Ame is spreading the curse to all that watch her.
>>29402369No I'm learning because I've tried the stemlord autist route but I'm shit at math so I just said fuck it and went into pursuing a career in translating.
>>29402423watchalong with ame when
>Anons talking about how Gura is lazy>Tawpi sings "Don't say lazy"funny coincidence
>Ame had no pencils in her house>Ame had no highlighters in her house>Ame had no notebooks in her houseUntil proven otherwise, we have to assume Ame's house has nothing in it but a bean bag chair, a PC, a switch, a chair, and a smattering of cutlery.
>>29402404I just realized "Cleaned keyboard with WD-40" isnt on this list
>>29402342Thats going to require quite a lot of fucking.
http://poal.me/nlniiihttp://poal.me/nlniiihttp://poal.me/nlniiihttp://poal.me/nlniii
Just watched a bit of the podcast with Mori, seeing her interact with people is 10x cringier than her normal streams and I love it.
>>29402310Coco....
watching ame rn and can't believe people said she was the best fps player in holo. she's not even close to aqua, let alone botan
>>29402369It's not the reason I started but it is why I continue with my reps
>>29402425INAAAAAAAAA
>>29402425>she was trying to tell us something!
>>29402376Thank Jesas
>>29402369Serious question, what's bad about that? What's bad about being invested in something to the point of wanting to learn something and better yourself? Do you do all the things you do because they're gonna solve world hunger?
>>29402404Someone to rival Super Nenechi...
>>29402336Gura's pure maiden love is gonna break the curse.
>>29402414Alright, leave it to me anon. I'm headed to Ame's house right now.
So Ame is a spic or mutt?
>>29402421nips hate her
Yeah, doing her reps on duolingo games lel
>>>/x/help Ame she's literally cursed
>>29402435
>>29402369No, don't be silly I'm learning it for Anime, manga AND vtubers.
>>29402404I feel like the vaccum part is less important than the pulling her ear apart via eargauge part
>>29402425Fuck you, made me chuckle
>>29402421HoloEN Gen 0.5
>>29402421People seriously think she'll abandon holofive(four) for EN.
>>29402404>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccumis this some sort of sex thing only zoomers know about?
>>29402456im a unityfag but the cunnyseur is only EN, not holoEN
>>29402424proud of you anon just did the same thing
>>29402470Glad to know I'm not the only retard who has done this.
>>29402475I sure like Twap
Would you have unprotected sex with Amelia even at the risk of her getting pregnant, continuing her cursed and hexed bloodline?
>>29402476I mean that's probably an accurate assumption anyway, but is it that unusual to not have highlighters and notebooks?
>>29402399She'll highlight every other line in the book and call it a day.
Who here is unironically in love with Ame? I know I am but it seems like everyone else just likes her as a streamer?
Cute Gura fact: during her debut stream Gura tried her “Sha ha ha hark” laugh once and then never used it againhttps://youtu.be/dBK0gKW61NU?t=1573
>>29402421Japs don't care for her much, but we fucking do.
Ame 'lackadaisical procrastination is my middle name' Watson better not Witcher 3 her Jappo studies.
IMPORTANT POLLhttp://poal.me/x8frwuhttp://poal.me/x8frwuhttp://poal.me/x8frwu
>>29402444Don't forget she killed a man in Reno.
>>29402476Those Witcher books are collecting dust somewhere.
>>29402495Spaniard-American.
>>29402432Love Kiara!
>>29402487anon please
>>29402482I feel like she's got pretty good reflexes but bad map awareness/positioning. Something tells me she started playing FPS games fairly recently but immediately tried copying the pros. She knows how to play the game but hasn't nailed down basic FPS skills.
>>29402404I love Amelia, for being here with us despite all that. We are very lucky. Thank jeesas for being born in the same era as Amelia
>ywn forcefully crack ame's toes and step on her head
>>29402466Sounds a lot better than true loves kiss at 10PM.
>>29402404dammit grandma
>>29402519Don't blame me, I didn't make it. But it was the only one to include Nene and not exclude Mori. It could use some touching up with a better background image for Nene too.
>>29402494Don't forget to get a bag of kit-kats and dog treats.
>>29402495bothspic are mutts
>>29402530Not with Ame but I feel that way with Mori
>>29402525I'd keep track of her fucking cycle to make sure she's ovulating
>>29402532Did she ever even use "SHAAAAAAAK" again?It was cute but yeah, pretty forced too I guess
>>29402369Of course I’m learning Japanese for vtubers
>>29402421Clowns dont need language to communicate.
>>29402525I'm not an /x/ schizo so yes.
>>29402525My genetics are already cursed. Why not
Is Ame good or is the enemy team just garbage?
people really still fall for the drop shot hipfire huh... AME QUADRA KILL UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>29402533you already know she will
>>29402538It's okay. I made the other thread but I'm just fine with unity.
>>29402482Who ever said that? Botan is on another level compared to the other girls. Also Ame just got 4 kills back to back, so she shines sometimes.
>>29402532Its cute how you can see her hesitate at first and almost immediately regret it
Clutch
>"Watson Detective Agency!">*SLOW HEAVY BREATHING*
>>29402383Holy shit it actually works
>>29402536Why did she turn into Mori?
BRO EVEN MY ADRENALINE IS PUMPING
>>29402481Is it still in the cringekino strike zone or does it blow straight through it?
>>29402538the one that isn't early
>>29402495>is ame mutt or muttwhat did he mean by this?
Watson Valorant https://youtu.be/U6tyuTgKgIs>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>29402495yes
>>29402525It's a terrible thing, but someone has to do it.
>>29402291>I seriously feel this will only alienate her further from her senpais and the Japanese viewers, she is not respecting any of their unwritten rules.What? From what I've seen her senpais actually like her quite a bit. Among EN, I think Mori and Kiara are seen the most favorably within JP. I don't know about her normal JOPs but I don't doubt that 5ch is seething itself into a frenzy over this.
>>29402510>>29402513Ah. I didn't realize she even spoke English, but the only gen 5 I followed was Botan and even her I stopped paying attention to when EN debuted.
city pop shark? more like shitty poop shart!
>>29402369I'm learning it to play Rance series, vtuber is just a bonus
>>29402530we're the same anon youre not alone
>>29402596klaius can you no approach my oishi? stick to gura please
>>29402541just to watch him die?
>>29402525Producing cursed, genetic dead end offspring with Amelia!
>>29402557She's playing for fun, not serious mode since you can see her forget things multiple times. She's probably much better if she's not trying to entertain at the same time, but I do agree that Botan would wipe the floor with her.
>>29402547Do you Anons know what she is eating in this art?Looks like banana and chocolate on toast?
>>29402525Why wouldn't I?
OH BABY A TRIPLE
>>29402525My chad autism genes combined with Ame's OP luck stat and our deep love for each other would destroy the effects of the curse and ensure our children would become gods amongst men.
>Ame gets flashed>closes her eyes IRL>her avatar closes one eye after the other like some sort of lizardThe fuck
>>29402617*NEXT**MEME*
>>29402404this is the kind of stuff i'm here for
>>29402575She was clearly nervous but yeah never used again
>>29402588Guess I'll send another marshmallow so she'll yell at me again then.
>>29402446>>29402474based
>>29402532holy shit thank you for bringing this to my attention
>>29402525She'd probably get enough good karma from having sex with me to negate the curse
>>29402379I've been using Duolingo every day since Ame's stream
>>29402525Yes, I'm probably more cursed than her
Best Amelia stream in a while>favorite genre>good mood >usual amelia stories>actually getting frags and wins>no jacket>good moments
>>29402601adds extra gaki points to the same
>>29402530I was but I got over it. I got it bad for Ina right now.
>>29402596fucking kek
>>29402601she actually looks like a brat here
So Ame's parents died because of the curse? Its all the grandma's fault?
>>29402635Seizure
>>29402467What, you scared of some cucks curse?
>>29402495Neither. She's a californian white chick. That is its own category, and it's identifiable a mile away.>t. Californian mutt
>>29402530Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as amelia
>>29402599You're looking at it wrong, Ina convinced Mori to buy the shirt.
>>29402525Yes; as a Catholic I'm immune to curses.
>Ame gives up on sniper autism>starts getting kills left and rightguess I was right fags
>>29402404Wasn't there a story about pushing a shopping cart too fast and some kid got amputated from it? During the datestream i think she mentioned it?
>>29402601Samechama?
>>29402617s-shut up
>>29402645Thank god I got away from /a/ and their eternal JS vs JC shitflingingCunny is cunny.
>>29402605No, it's just cringe. Thankfully she drops the persona about halfway through and talks a bit more candidly.
>>29402645youve already lost
>>29402525Curses aren't real so yes>>29402532Holy shit that's cute
>>29402599She gave the shirt to Mori
>>29402617ogey
>>29402525My bloodline is also quite fuckedLet´s fuck our shit up together
>>29402670snipers are epic and you're a big nerd!
Gooruh.... comfy late night Minecraft guerilla please...
>>29402570I don't even know what to call how I feel about Mori after that ASMR. That really did a number on my heart. Our boi is 100% "based".
>>29402630It's Nutella
>>29402615She speaks English about as well as Ina speaks Japanese. She knows some things, but not enough to carry a conversation.
>>29402530She's not my oshi, but she's easily the one EN I would date.
>>29402617blue haired cunt
>>29402524So do i
>>29402532I love this fucking idiot shark
>ctrl + f avocado>1 resultavocado
>>29402533>not the proper popuko lipsshit edit
>>29402476All you need is a pen and the back of a Lean Cuisine box.
>>29402630Nutella comes to mind and the birb is crazy for nutella
>>29402404Everyday I wonder how she managed to stay alive through all of it.Also really kills me knowing I've missed a few of this lore even though I watch every stream.How long was she homeless again? That one slips my mind the most.
>>29402369no, but they motivated me
>>29402611More critical of ID and other JP holos leeching than kiara.
>>29402630Aparently that's a thing, yeah
>>29402630Probably Nutella Chocolate hazelnut spread and banana.
>>29402691wrong
>>29402575She uses it but in an ironic way now.
>>29402532her instant regret is so cute
>>29402611>Mori and KiaraBecause they can actually collab with them due to the language, you think if they could they wouldn't collab with the others?
>>29402369I learned it so I could work in Japanese game development and live in Japan. Also for anime, manga, vidya, vtubers, etc.It worked.
>>29402702basé
>>29402689I know exactly how I feel
>>29402532I forgot how awkward she was, can't wait for her to react to it
>>29402596Did klaius kill homestar???
>>29402379is WaniKani good for learning kanji? please don't laugh
>>29402698Same
>>29402732Yes
>>29402617shitty poop shart? More like pees herself which is hot as fuck and I wish someone drew an entire doujin of it.
>>29402702
>>29402530I gosling ironically but I genuinely like her and am happy when she's happy. That one sound file of her making kissing noises makes me really weak, though...
>>29402495She's black.
>>29402525
Why does 5ch use this site to numberfag?
>>29402530I'm not in love with someone who I'll never meet, but she's absolutely my type and I'd date her in a heartbeat.
>>29402532dumb shark have some confidence
>>29402532she's gonna cringe so hard rewatching this a year or so from now
>>29402369I wasn't but I will just to frustrate you
Kiara haters in this thread sure are funny. She hasn't done anything wrong fags. What's wrong with wishing your papa interacted with you more? Isn't that some ALL people desire? It's pretty normal, and yet here you all are trying to paint her like she's some mentally deranged person. She's not, she's possibly the chillest person ever. As to why Huke is interacting with her in the first place, it's because she's a talented artist, truly deserving of the attention she's getting. Why don't you all do your reps if you want your papa to recognize you. Maybe one day he will, but then again you're not Kiara so tough luck.
>>29402596lol
>>29402692She sure gets mad at nothing often enough to be a proper girlfriend experience.
>>29402679is it ok if i use busuu?
>>29402477Man, /k/fp wasn't just a joke.
>>29402532She was having HER flashbacks as soon as she started that.
>>29402698>>29402734I sure do love me some Towass.
>>29402557>Something tells me she started playing FPS games fairly recentlyNah man she's been playing FPS's for a while.
>>29402495She's british
I can't believe Booba killed Ame.
>>29402557Most people playing a lot of FPS will eventually hit a wall where their constant gameplay only reinforces their bad habits. By that point they need to think consciously about their decision-making and maybe do some aim training if needed in order to get genuinely good.I don't think Ame goes full autopilot all the time necessarily, and she also no longer plays FPS every single day so she's rusty and forgets basic abilities a lot, but watching her play sometimes reminds me of anyone who plays like above.
>>29402530I just like her as a streamer
>>29402530She's basically all I think about anymore
>>29402729yes
>>29402530Not Amelia but I can definitely understand why it's happening to you guys. Think I'm starting to catch feelings for my boy and I'm worried.
>>29402759Nothing can beat Mori's cringekino fest of a debut. I don't think I've ever seen a holo break character as fast as that.
>>29402753They are jops
>>29402007Because it's a subtle reference to es ellabVduL7sryBQ
>>29402702Avocado.
>>29402762>Talented>Asked everyone but Gura and Ina to do all the work.
>>29402758We're leaving
>>29402753why tf is there a middle aged tranny at #9?
>>29402369I'm learning it to trigger autistic rage because I already know Chinese
>>29402532I miss the hoodie so bad.
>>29402758>Gura...we're leaving
>>29402725not sure shovelware counts
>>29402530I just like her as a streamer but the after-stream whispering makes my heart skip beats and my eyes hurt
>>29402753Look at all those fucking losers under Ame lmao
>>29402530Of course I love the gremlin.
>>29402564>wanting to include Nene>not being a schizo who excludes Mori"Based"
>>29402532Man she immediately jettisoned that shit, didn't even complete the laugh.
Bros who should I follow to get the good stuff of gura on Twitter?
>>29402759I don't see why, Gura's debut was actually pretty cuteI wish she'd still do her "shaaaark, shaaaaaaaark" that often. Now it's super rare.
>>29402772https://streamable.com/04128q
>>29402530im obsessed with her but I dont love her
I just woke up. What was the Kiara announcement?
>>29402794Anon, I know you're trying to suppress the memory, but there was Ame's debut which was much worse.
>>29402702gura palta
>>29402753Ame, Botan... collab onegai
>>29402530I like her but I prefer to root on someone who actually has a speck of a chance to actually hang out with her.
>>29402310Don't use a horizontal image like this for the OP next time, it was hard to see on the catalog.
>>29402530I love Ame, but I'm not in love, that's reserved for my oshi
2k more subs for Twapi
>>29402379I was taking a shower, did she talk about doing reps?
>>29402838Nothingburger. Just a new segment called Holotalk and she'll release an original song + voice pack
>>29402781Can confirm. She keep orgasm talking about Scottish independence while I'm ground pound her.
>>29402838that she just woke up
>I wanna play PaladinsIt wasn't terrible when I tried it, I just remember I quit when Vivian came out and was so busted that the game was actually unplayable
>ame wants to play paladinsPlease not another kusoge... I'd rather watch fucking fortnite god I can't believe she made me say this
>>29402753Look at Ars gooo!
>>29402826just check gura's likes
>PaladinsBetter than Overwatch I guess.
>>29402758>Mori - Hidan>Ina - Deidara>Kiara - ???
>>29402689Mori was cuter before she did ASMR.
Towa!
>>29402532Go back another two seconds and you can hear her whisper "sha..." as a muffed first attempt
>>29402805I wish she liked using it more.
>paladins oh boy if ame was toxic before paladins will make you hate everyone on your team
>>29402801This post is the most that the one retarded Kiara anti managed to come up with.Try harder for my oshis sake.
>>29402530I never thought I could ever feel this way, but yes, I have. However I know that a relationship between her and me would never work out. I'm just gonna do my reps and hope to meet a girl like her someday
>Character is named Skye.>Makes me think of Paladins.>Amelia: "I wanna play Paladins!"She's reading my mind, fuck.
>>29402753What does 5ch say about the EN being so successful? Did they expect them to fail like here?Do they like any of the girls in particular? I saw that they hate Gura because she is overtaking Pekora and the others in stream numbers.
>>29402868>PaladinsThat games got great porn.
Do we really think Nene is EN?
>>29402826unironically Gura
>>29402826Every fucking artist on Twitter who you have to bookmark and then go through once a day to see if they've drawn any art which they refuse to tag.
>>29402838her manager found her drugged up and barely clinging onto life in a public restroom so she taking a week off
>>29402814https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3Like this one?
>>29402794Ironically, Mori's debut being as scuffed as it was played a part in assuaging people's fears over HoloEN. I don't want to live in a world where Mori's debut went off without a hitch because we wouldn't have gotten to see her be as much of a nervous wreck the entire time.
>>29402530She's cute but I'm pretty sure I don't like her like that. Maybe.
>>29402773Same
Just switched to Firefox. This picture in picture thing is really comfy. Nothing beats reading schizo narratives while watching my oshi suck at games.
>>29402617AWW SHIET
Why is Twap's speaking voice so shit? She sounds like she has a clothespin on her nose.
>>29402530I did. Thank God I snapped out from my delusion
>>29402530I'm with you Anon
>>29402822Hearing Lisa OST anywhere always makes me happy.
>>29402383I tried it for Ina and Kiara but it came out weird. I kinda see what you're saying though.
Amelia is the type of girl that will give you 3 months of absolute bliss before the hormones wear off and she slowly starts to realize she's made another mistake. Your conversations get shorter, she stops wanting to go out on dates, and things begin to devolve at an alarming rate. Before you know it you're having a somber conversation in your car, parked in a dimly lit movie theatre parking lot.>Yeah... Things aren't really working out...>You don't hate me do you?>I understand if you hate me>I promise it's nothing to do with you! It's me anon...>We can still be friends!It's a bitter pill to swallow but this is the type of girl she is.
Decided to look up amelia's birthday on a whim to see if it was a reference to something like Gura's is, only to find that its full of deathshe really is fucking cursed
Okay Ames stream snipers are shit. Is she West Coast or East Coast? Even with my aussie ping I can still carry...
>>29402888Ñeñechi es Ñ
>>29402832nuzzles, pounces on you uwu you so warm
>>29402866That's not the spicy stuff you know what I'm talking about?
When will Gura get permission for a rhythm game that isn't ran by chinkbugs?
>>29402870Explain yourself
>>29402762>hasn't mentioned her irl father despite openly talking about her family >is reeeeally close with Huke papa Is there a narrative here?
>>29402910
>>29402530this>>29402530but for Mori
>>29402838She had sex
>>29402871Should I temporarily unsub so I can hear her sing for a little longer?
>>29402532>>29402872OH MY GOD SHE IS TOO CUTE
>>29402870>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxEd041kOl4&I disagree. She was cute before but now she's even cuter, and being told she's cute leaves her feeling tingly.
>>29402530>everyone else (on /hlgg/) just likes her as a streamerare you a newfag by chance?
>>29402914Jesus Christ, what the fuck...
>>29402914Ame really is cursed
>kiara has some kind of neuropathy >probably deals with pain every waking momentI some times wonder if it isn't the cause of some parts of her personality. Dealing with pain constantly can psychologically fuck you obviously.
>>29402914People die every day, our whole existence is cursed
>>29402888YES NENE IS M NO NENE IS NOKAY?
>>29402832kek, I missed this one
>>29402885>What does 5ch say about the EN being so successful? Did they expect them to fail like here?Completely opposite.>Do they like any of the girls in particular? Kiar...>I saw that they hate Gura because she is overtaking Pekora and the others in stream numbers.Gura is called King Shark in 5ch.
>>29402425It all comes together.
>>29402903JOPs don't like deep sexy voices on japanese females.Look at her older videos, Towa's voice is nice when she can talk and sing naturally.
Do you think if Ame or Gura graduated, would they go back to their roommate and acted like nothing happened?
>>29402530Not love but ive learn to respect her a lot, she has done nothing but impress me over and over again without disappointing me once.
>>29402753>Niji faggots all being far less successful than than even lower performers in Hololive>Still have all the sponsorships in JapanI never got this shit
>>29402870I always loved Mori and thought she was cute
>>29402890This sadly. And it fucking sucks.
>>29402839Ame wasn't that bad apart from her terrible British accent, glad she stopped doing that promptly.
>>29402838Same, but now important question. What did Ame do for her?
>>294029127/10 fan fic I'd say but she loves me and would never leave :)
>>29402888https://streamable.com/refbf4https://streamable.com/yaq7shhttps://streamable.com/twnfx6https://streamable.com/4wzxvk
>>29402530I feel like I need to know someone intimately to be able to fall in love with them, so no. But I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't date her as soon as I was given the opportunity, she does make my day better just by being there and that's definitely a strong sign when considering someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life with.
>>29402838Basic holoidol progression.Original Song+voice packAlso Sex, Sex
>>29402925batedor de sabres...
>>29402532fuck its cute
>>29402379https://voca.ro/12VOGznHfgeLI might be shit now, but I'm going to get better and it's going to be fun
>>29402379Let's be real, Ame learning japanese would directly benefit her almost immediately. Even the smallest amounts of progress can be acknowledged as content, it'll make her more comfortable collabing with JP senpais and JP senpais more comfortable collabing with her, and she'll be able to act on her promises to RBC and aqua about learning japanese (and them learning english) so they can better communicate. It makes her come off as a cool responsible nice friend to follow up on that promise.What do we have? If we wanted to enjoy japanese content we'd just get the translations instead anyway.Exclusive japanese content? Well forget those, there's enough anime/manga/videogames/hentai in the world now that you can be an endless consumer of translated content and still only be 10% through your backlog. And I doubt any of us are going to use japanese for jobs if we ever even have any. Hell, chinese would be a lot more practical of an asian language as a business resource.Why WOULD or why SHOULD any of us do our japanese reps anon? Is there any compelling reason?
>>29402912
>>29402530To all goslings that replied to this... Even though we know she's single now, don't fall in love with vtubers, you don't wanna walk this path.
>>29402869It's quite obvious who Kiara is.
>>29402934With me
>>29402530If I met someone like her in real life who was less of a slob then I'd probably crush on her hard, sure.I'm not in love with the streamer, but her cute voice does things to me sometimes and I love seeing her happy.
>>29402601Now she's just /pol/'s dream wife.
>>29402923Pixiv is two doors down.
>>29402888Claro, Nene siempre sera ENLo dijo en su stream!
>>29402912Three months would still be better than any relationship I've ever had.
Looks like Ubisoft sent Korone a care package. Kinda cool.https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1329270704596926465
>>29402958cover is retarded
>>29402988What happened anon? Who hurt you?
>>29402702I wonder if she sings to her avocabo.
>>29402369I'm learning japanese because they produce like 90% of the content for my fetish
>>29402487serious answer: nothing, any form of media is good for learning languages as long as it motivates you
>>29402532Good catch
>>29402970Her talk show opening or something like that
>>29402530A combination of >>29402755 and >>29402883. She motivates me to do my reps and find a girl like her.
>>29402914I don't know if you found your answer, but her birthday is the fan birthday for Sherlock Holmes.
>>29402530I think I'm just watching her for the content but I might be in denial.
>>29402955Of course they would. Unless they left because of a large yab
>>29402925Groove Coaster
>>29403010That fucking crying emoji is ruined for me
>>29402530I fell hard for her after her second karaoke stream, after that I started dating a blonde whore.
>>29402617ok gura
>cuddling? What a fag
>>29402954The japs really have shit taste
>>29403000Fuck you~
>>29402988I didn't choose the gosling lifeit chose me.
>>29402982you can listen to polka and botan
>>29402869>>29402991>Haachama - Tobi
>>29402919She's gotten stream sniped way harder in the past.Wasn't there one game where her entire team just blocked her off or something? Been a while. Also got griefed the one time she played CSGO.
>>29403031Think I've tried that but I couldn't find a comfortable control scheme so I refunded it.
I miss Gura...
>>29402885The popularity rankings on 5ch are basically proportional to their subcounts except Kiara is even further behind
>>29402530Honestly I'd date any of them. Gura is sweet and would keep me laughing.Calli's a big lovable dork and I love musical/artistic talent.Ina would be nice and chill and she's got that art talent.Amelia would never be boring, and I can only imagine what stories she has that she won't tell on stream.Kiara I don't have a strong opinion about since I never catch her streams but it'd be nice to be with someone who knows other languages since that's my shit too.At the end of the day, though? I'm all about Suisei. She sounds fashionable, bitch really got pipes, she seems really ambitious, and she's the right kind of crazy.
>>29402838She raped and killed a girl in 1990.
>>29402912Joke's on you, I can't drive.
>>29402487There's no real point if you're never gonna go somewhere to actually use it. If you're gonna take the Mori path in life, God bless, but there's very little practical use of Japanese.
>>29402869Kiara can be that one who can't die, because of god or whatever.
>>29402912This gave me Gosling pangs I haven't felt before. I don't like it....
>>29402530anonchama...
>>29402912Post it again!
>>294028855ch loves gura and amelia, never talk about Ina, and hate kiaraThere are some nousagi that seethe about Gura and try to say that Pekora beats her in numbers really easily, they usually get made fun of because nousagis are hated on 5ch
>>29402988What happened anon?
>>29403044I miss tsun Mori
>>29402927Cool girls are cuter than cute girls.
>>29402379I was literally doing my reps with a mechanical pencil and notepad as she said she bought those to study Japanese with. Legit made my heart flutter.
>>29402969I love Ame, but no, it really was. There's a reason that she stopped doing literally everything that she did during the debut and has done her best to memory hole it.
>>29402925Cadence of Hyrule.
>>29402954Doesn't Ange have a decent following? Maybe the idol thing and deep voices don't mesh for nips.
>>29402983It's fine if we don't work out. Just getting a chance, let alone 3 months, is enough...
>>29402955>Ame going back to her roommateYeah...about that...
>>29402944>Dealing with pain constantly can psychologically fuck you obviously.It takes a toll on you mentally without you even realizing it. The pain will always eat away at a portion of your mind and inhibit you from truly living life to the fullest.t. I fucking hate my life
>>29402982you'd be able to understand Polka's pillowtalk
>>29402914What's gura's in reference to?
>gurame doesnt exist you /u/faggot have you never seen two female friends talking? take your meds schizohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeUexplain yourself
>>29402958Sponsorships don't just happen out of the blue. It takes months and months of negotiations. Back then it was Nijisanji at the top so it's natural they get sponsorships more than Cover. Expect Holos getting more sponsorships bigger than instant noodles next year.
>>29402753Because it tracks multiple streaming sites
>>29403063the steam version is shit anyways
>>29402928>Daddy issuesDo you even need to ask?
>>29402532i love these girls more and more everyday
Bros, I don't think Gura and Ame are actually having discord sex...
>it's a cold but nice friday evening near the end of the year>you're going out with your good friend Amelia, it's a really fun evening and both of you have been laughing a lot - you take her ice skating in the park, to a cozy little pizzeria and to a karaoke afterwards>you take turns and for the final song of the evening she starts to sing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8>she knows the lyrics by heart and doesn't even need to look at the TV, instead she looks at you while smiling and singing >halfway through, as you look at her performing for you, something changes inside of you>this isn't someone you only view as a friend>there's more to it, you suddenly feel it hitting you like a tsunami hits the shore >your cheeks flush, there's an odd feeling in your stomach and your eyes hold contact with hers in an unusual way so that even Amelia notices something isn't quite right>you KNOW that she can tell something is up with you, but she still finishes the song and doesn't mention anything>"haaaa... wasn't that fun? thank you for taking me out tonight! Wanna get going then?" - she's back to her cheerful self and you too get your composure back >you end up walking her home while chitchatting about nothing important>as you arrive outside of her place, you two hug and you wish each other a good night>she goes up to her door but halts after just a few steps before turning around>there's a brief pause >"hey...promise me one thing... promise you haven't fallen in love with me.">she looks directly at you, her beauty as overwhelming as the words she just uttered, as you can hear your own heartbeat seemingly deafeningly loud in contrast to the completely serene scene you are in, snowflakes slowly falling to the ground around you
>>29402912Amelia is the kind of girl that will lick your elbow just because she was curious.
>>29402912So, just like my ex and I can perfectly see it too
>>29402970Ame put the kino back in the menu.https://streamable.com/uf49s3
>>29402913Hmm...
Give me cunnyOr give me Death
>too lazy to watch a 24min episode of an anime>watches an anime girl stream for 1-3 hoursWhat went wrong?
>>29403093meant for >>29402912
>>29402838Just stuff about her talk show. First original songAnd a voice pack that'll probably get posted here as soon as it releases
>>29402891that's the stuff
>>29402958All about the networking baybee. I know Sony has invested in niji's parent company, and they do a lot of business collabs with other companies as well. It's just a matter of getting your talent out there doing stuff.
>>29403090Oh yeah, fuck why hasn't she played it already. Korone has so they've got permission for it.
>>29402955They would probably be happier then since they're not bounded to any contract plus people who knows their roommate will flock to them.
>>29402532>>29402872ok I love her more
>>29402826Did somebody call?
>>29403108jaws release date
>>29402972ねねは天才!!!!!!
>>29402532holy fuck. that's ADORABLE.
>tfw Ame's parents care for their daughter and traveled to another timeline to help dwindle the curse on the Watson's family laneSo noble..
What is more interesting? Ame playing Valorant, or Haachama digging up Minecraft dirt?
>>29403129Rin love!
>>29403133Dynamic entertainment.
And this time it's her mouse! Her mouse, lads!
Let say I'm gonna spend good money for a big superchat to make sure it gets her attention. What should I say to Gura as to why she doesn't get up her lazy ass to do an official cover or original song, and stops Kiara making her look bad, but you know, not being as confrontational or put unnecessary pressure on her.
>>29402982For one, you can't write retarded posts like this while you are doing your reps.
>>29402912Considering what we know about the length of the last relationship she was in despite the dude being a complete piece of shit, I don't think that'll matter too much.
It was her mouse!
How did Kiara become fluent in half a year is the real question.
>>29403108Jaws release date
>>29403133You mistakenly think these anime girls are your friends.
>>29403078what about Mori?
>>29403078Nousagis are their chumbuds? Maybe not because deadbeats get pretty bad.
>>29403156Haachama by a long shot.
I love Huke!He's so talented and his art of Kiara is fucking amazing!I like how he drew the others too, like here we have Gura!So cute and funny~
>>29403129i've dropped so much money for her, and she still hasnt come home, please help
>>29403133the manga is better
>>29403123You're losing faith. Please whip yourself 30 times and then meditate on it.
>>29403124Dont do this to me anon
>>29403113keep up the cope fag
Is Kiara gonna be okay......?
Someone explain this new Mike Myers meme to me
>>29403164She'll begin to read it out loud, see the message and stop. Then she'll thank you for the SC. I've seen it before.
>>29403036
>>29403162>>29403173
>Ameila streaming>Thread is full of lonely posting, goslings, etcI thought deadbeats were annoying
>>29403133Potential for yabs
>>29402991
>>29403164Ask her why she isn't taking initiative to collab with jp senpais, original content, or otherwise. Something along those lines, thank you rich anon.
>>29403089Same. I even remember the physical pain I felt during her debut whenever she says "next slide please".
>>29403133Anime lost its soul.
Did we ever figure out if Mori has a spit personality or if she actually has a twin sister?Current evidence>all her songs are duets or have back up vocals>2 people talking in songs end of Dead Beats and that moment in RIP where she asks why the other is rapping speaking so formally>ASMR stream>coin flips Cursed Night>total voice and tone shifts>being shit at a game then claiming she was going into "gamer mode" before "stretching" and suddenly playing much better>her "friend" wanting to be in Holo Live when we all know Shinigami have no friends as they are immortal death gods>Shinigami don't have last names
>>29403156Haachama easyValorant is such a snooze game that I just refuse to tune in.
>>29403174Talking to everyone she could in Japanese. Immersion learning is a hell of a lot easier than textbook and rote learning. Though she probably did that too.
>>29403025Same here. I've been trying to do my reps and trying to better myself so I can find a girl like her and be in a real relationship
>>29403176But Gura is my friend!
Now its her team mates fault!
>>29403133Read manga instead, it's faster and you're getting it straight from the source.
>>29403078>nousagis are hated on 5chI find this hilarious
>>29403164"Hi Gura! Love your streams :blue_heart:"
>>29403207I'm still hating Kiara right now
>>29402872PLEASE STOP REMINDING ME HOW CUTE SHE IS CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!!
>>29403031As much as I personally love the music and visuals, the mobile port and the arcade version get pretty consistently shat on by friends who are actually good at rhythm games for its relative simplicity and the less precise timing compared to competitors. I've also found that the arcade buttons wear out/get gunked pretty easily.
>>29403010>activision toohttps://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1329283851638620162Is there a reason Korone gets all the dev attention?
>>29402869>Amelia - Itachi>Gura - Kisame>Mori - Hidan>Ina - Deidara>Kiara - Is one of the Pekoras bodies since she is Pain
>>29403070Don't beat yourself up for being Asian dude, it's fine.
>>29403188That's how it was for me with Van Gogh. Sometimes you just have to eat the loss and try again next year.
>>29403124anon, please..
>>29403164She hasn't been paying attention to superchats recently. Only one I think she read out on stream was the fat $500 dollar one.
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1329283851638620162Will Mori get a Crash shirt as well
>>29403230You are her wallet at best, anon.
>>29403222Not split personality. Just tsundere, the "tsun" side is a rapper and the "dere" is sweet tomboy trying best to uphold japanese etiquette
>>29403249She plays the most AAA games.
>>29402958Doesn't Sony have a stake in the company for nijis?
>>29403174>Move to retarded draconian society who use retarded hieroglyphics and you have no business as EOP in the industryLearn or die
>>29402530She makes me want to get a real gf but I'll never fall for her as much as I enjoy her streams
>>29403222Here's your narrativeShe finished her big freelance project, loosened up and got some rest, and is now trying new things and having fun with them
>>29403130
Please for the love of god. Don't snipe Ame if your shit at fps games. That was so painful to watch wtf
>>29403249She's a champ. Also family friendly.
>>29403164she actually seems to read member comments on member-only posts, maybe try there
>>29402530yesit hurts really bad and I think about it every day since subliminal
>>29403249Pro gamer with huge numbers who actually finishes games.
>>29403249She plays the shit out of their games, is the second must subscribed holo and first most subscribed holojp.
>>29403259My big merch dog is getting so much free shit.
>>29402869>Coco - Madara
>>29403056She's pretending to be retarded?
thats the stuff
>>29403103fucking doxxposters
>>29403104Hang in there anon. I believe in you.
Does she always have dishes on her desk?
>>29402912>I have no worth as a partner so I project my insecurities as fault's of my partner instead of bettering myselfstep up senpai
Towa...
>>29403078I've seen some advance numberfagging from Nousagis that impressed me with their delusions
>>29402930>"Hey, Amelia">"What's up, Gura?">"We're gonna be friends forever, right?">"Yeah... Friends forever.">"I love you Ame.">"I love you too, Gura."
>>29402838Showed off a bunch of assets for her talk show, announced a voice pack and a single.Underwhelming, if only because I don't particularly care for the latter two.
I want to lick Mori's painted nails
>>29403124I was half way through reading this and felt really good but then I heard Amelia slam her desk....fantasy ruined
Which Holo's heart would you eat?
>>29402532everytime I see her, she somehow get's cuter. I love her so much bros.
>>29403133These streams make it a lot easier to wait for manga chapters for me. I can hardly believe it when a week has passed now
>>29403276Anon, don't ruin fun narratives with logic. I'd much rather shitpost about Mori's secret twin then things that aren't being done in jest.
>>29403308Twar...
>>29403253Lol, I hope that was the excuse, I just never learned how to.
>>29403304it could very well be the only table/desk she owns
>>29403129I actually screamed like a girl when she came home. Rin is my waifu, so I want to get all the rinfaces, but I'm a poorfag so I can only afford GSSR + occasional splurge. >>29403188I hope you get her Anon! Just don't lose faith but don't destroy your wallet either
>>29403036UUUOOOHHHH
>>29403010>>29403249Nijishit + japanese companies vs Hololive + western companies when? With the release of the new content it seems like its inevitable.
>>29403283Do your reps and get an ame of your own goslingbro. Time to convert to Larsism.
>>29403218i'm currently watching the "watson's concoction" section for the first time and i am very confused
>>29403320Kiara
>>29403320Suisei's
>>29403147unironically him thou
>>29403259no, Mori's just playing because she has permission to and wants toKorone had a sponsored stream before the game came out to advertise it
>>29402982for fun and educationgo learn something nigga
>>29403222>Mori is a tomboy who abuses outdated slang to sound cool, works as a part-time teacher, aspires to be professional rapper in the underworld, and is still getting used to being an idol-like figure as an official member of Hololive>Calliope is her twin sister and a girly-girl who enjoys getting her nails done, going on dates with Mori's chat, and has started treating her sister's deadbeats like a boyfriend substitute while Mori is busy with work and her side projects>the end of "Dead Beats" is actually Calliope, not Mori, telling deadbeats to jerk it now, prompting Mori to interrupt and scold Calliope before the track is over>they take turns streaming and nobody knows which one they're getting for any given stream until it starts>they've even taken up switching out mid-stream to give the other some much-needed time to restMori doesn't have a split personality anonchama, It's her twin sister all along
>>29403276something something Mori not loose pure virgin something something
>>29402650my nigga
>>29403308Twix...
>>29402869Kiara is pain.
>>29403320Klaius please stay away from my oshi
>>29402958Still waiting for Microsoft to do their big sponsorship for all of Hololive. MS is struggling in Japan again, so this could be their way to finally get their foot in the door.
>>29403320no one. what the fuck?
>>29403179Not him but from what little I've seen they seem to like Mori and find her cute.
Twap has the most powerful voice in hololive, I just realized that now
>>29402794You know that part was entirely scripted right? What wasn't was the extreme nervousness and technical difficulties.
>>29403320Kiara, she will just respawn
>>29403164>stops Kiara making her look badIt's not Kiara's fault that Gura is lazy and unable to commit to anything for longer than 30 seconds
>>29403320Rushia. It's what she wants.
>>29403341that's a normal reaction.
Ok Ame, time to pack it up and end it for today.
>>29403311>They both die in a horrible traffic accident a few days later
>>29402930>>29403311>"Tell me about the rabbits, Ame."
>>29403320Akai Haato.
>>29403124>graaAAaassAme your singing reps....
>>29403264At least let me live a lie just a little longer
>>29403378i think this might actually be good, like it's a shitpost kind of good
>>29403320Haachama's big red heart.
>>29403308Toaw...
>>29403320Klaius, your meds
>>29403133Moe anime lost its moe
>>29403249Because she's cute.
>>29403320Eat?
>Kiara I will support your bad decisions>Why are you like this Kiara?!Holy shit Ame
>I'll support your bad decisions, phoenix
>>29402532And to think I missed her debut live because I was taking a nap.
Error really makes Towa emotional...
>>29403320Suisei
I wish she'd make fun of me for being a shit teammate...
>>29403386Fuck you
>>29403396twao...
>I will support you Phoenix>I will support you and then pay for it myself>Why are you like this?damn Ame you don't need to blast Kiara that hard
>Why are you like this?!>This-What was she going to say to the black gentleman?
>>29403341That was probably the best part of the debut before she ran it into the ground. Either that or her SOULful singing of Pururin.
>>29403400how else will you gain their courage?
>>29403275Im too unironically Autistic to get a bf or gf or maintain the relationship so I watch VTubers like Ame and the GFE stuff as a replacement for it. I know most people on here will think I'm sad as fuck but it great and Id hate to live in a time before the internet offered these sorta things.
>>29402369I'm learning so i dont have to bumble my way through h games anymore.
>>29403308Toga...
>>29403320Fuck off Klaius
>>29403133You don't know what the anime girl is going to say or do in the streamYou do know what will happen within the first 5 minutes of an anime episode.
>>29403129>>29403188First tenroll. Thanks for the luck.
>they finally get Capcom permissions>Gura gets sponsored to play RE8 day oneWell I can dream at least...
>>29403320by any chance do you like to draw holos?
LMAO trashtastefags are still at it.
>>29403320Shion
Is the new Gura dox on lolcow real?
>>29403130Give me cunnyAnd give me Death
>>29403308Twinkies...
>ame learns japanese >collabs with JPs and then I can't understand either one of themSo much for HololiveEN I guess...
>trusting that retarded phoenix to clear cornersyou get what you fucking deserve
Are asian girls wife material?
>>29403410fuck i missed it
>Why am I trusting this person>Auf wiedersehenfucking lel
Will there ever be a HoloEU? I mean, EN seems like the final frontier. EN reaches the largest audience they could ever want and everyone that matters on Earth speaks English. It just doesn’t make sense to create an EU branch only for them to be less popular. Not only that, but they’d most likely just speak English anyways if they want to communicate with each other, unless they’re know the languages of each other’s countries. This would also apply to a HololiveES also.>tl;drWhat’s the chance of a HololiveEN I need to do more of my French reps
>>29403308Twasha...
>>29403440>trusting lolcow>ever
>>29403396toa w
towa...
>>29403337>Hololive gets a Microsoft sponsorship>It's console wars vtuber edtionWould be funny but also make shitty threads
>>29403449I would fuck a dog
ame is having sex in the valorant chat RIGHT NOW
>>29403296We both know the answer to this question anon, and what do you suppose she's hiding behind that eyepatch?
B-bros, what is she typing........
Anyone else put their pointer on top of Ame's?
>>29403207Kiara is a whore
ROLL THE ROULETTE
>>29403308Twanda...
>>29403249>Didn't send cod goodies to botan an ex pro player.Sad!
>>29402928If you listen to "Kiara"'s tastes then take a glimpse at Kiara, its really hard to not think that she didnt had a huge amount of input on her design
>>29403441You will meet death in prison
>>29403410She does a beautiful rendition of it.
>>29403465Go back to /hlg/ you dogfucker.
Can't see what she's typing
>actual toxicity
Why can't i escape towafags even in /hlgg/? Don't they have their own general? Why post here?
>>29403449Why do you think all white men want them?
>>29403249She's really the perfect gamer streamer for companies. Never hates on games, keeps up optimism and energy to her viewers, and does long sessions so viewers don't get broken up too much.
>ame is calling her team mates niggers again
>>29403133hololive raised your tolerance for moe-inducing stimuli. consider sleep deprivation and 300 mg st. john's wort bid.
ATTENTION______________holmies > teamates__________________________________
Ame stop bullying the Phoenix
>>29403449no
>>29403440>lolcowWhat do you fucking think?
>>29403427Just walk up to a cute girl, look her straight in the eyes and ask her out.
So why do we hate Kiara again? Is it bad that she is getting her time in the spotlight?
>>29403393I think to really understand the reaction to Amelia's debut stream you have to keep in mind this is her introduction and people watching knew almost nothing about her before this. She came off the back of some pretty good debuts showing off talents and skill. It was a bit of a ride that broke some people along the way.
>>29403320Depends, who is considered the most powerful holo? You must take their strength.
>>29403311>It--It didn't have to end like this, Watson.>You know that's not true, Gura. You were a wanted criminal. You were a fugitive from Atlantis and they needed someone to get close to you.>But.. I thought we were friends.>You were a means to an end. They flashed a Queen's fortune in front of me. They wanted to make damn sure you wouldn't escape again. How could I refuse?>So all that time we spent together.. All that fun building in Minecraft, the co-op games.. Those meant nothing to you?>... Would you believe me if I said they did?>Did you only join Hololive to get to me?>It was all part of the job. I just--I never expected--Nevermind..>Please... Why did you make me do this? Watson. We were like sisters. We were...>There's no turning back now, Gura. You should've turned yourself in. Spared yourself this pain. Now they'll never let you escape.>What do you know about my pain?! You don't care about me. You never cared.>I never had much in life, Gura. It was always loss after loss. Losing you would've been no different. I'm already used to the pain.>We had something special. It would've been different this time!>I'm sorry... The job always comes first.>Do you really believe that...?>Heh.. No..>I loved you, Ame.>.....>Ame...?
>>29403282>Family friendlyif the viewers don't know JP she is. Otherwise....hm
>>29403386Oh... Oh fuck... Writing that short fanfic was a mistake.
>>29403474She is my whore
>>29403308t. owa............
>>29403483she's shit talking
[angry typing intensifies]
>>29403437>they didn't gave the Capcom permissions... its not like anyone gives a shit anyways>Gura gets sponsored to play Skyrim and Fallout FIXED
>>29403258And she stopped halfway.
>>29403440>lolcow>Ever being real>Using lolcow
>>29403459They were right last time though
>You will never wear a skin suit of your favorite Holo.Why is reality so cruel? Gura is the perfect size for my next project.
>>29403454If they wanted to pander, they'd all be strong ESL's who only stream in their native language on occasion.
>>29403449>marrying a flea infested dog
>>29403449Yes, but they are crazy
>>29403437It may happen. Too bad I wouldn't be able to watch it.
>>29403494I'm still mad she changed it.
>>29403255are you the anon that dropped 1300sq and didn’t get her?
>>29403444Do your fucking reps
>>29403308Towelie...
>>29403454This is your current HoloEU. Say something nice to her.
>>29403500you forgot the firm handshake
>>29403308tummy...
>>29403437>GurAme RE5 and Revelationspermissions suck
>>29403521a broken clock is right two times a day, anon
Calling people out like that in unranked is pretty petty.
>>29403174Streaming to a Japanese audience. It would be like if Korone decided "fuck it I only love America now" and streamed English only every day for half a year while also studying.
>>29403072There is a point. To consume entertainment that is only in Japanese. Not everything has to be about a career anon...
>>29403449If you want your kids to be bullied.
>>29403454I mean, ID exists and they have HoloIN planned, despite the country of a billion having a disgustingly massive amount of poverty that barely anyone has a computer so, maybe. But they'd have to know English to survive realistically, like the IDs
>>29403454>holoESmonopoly money has more value
Ame Saltson is incoming
Oh so now her headphones are on backwards
My only problem with ame is she streams so much I have no time for other hobbies
>>29403124I felt this real bad as I read it, but then I remembered what her singing was like and laughed despite it.
>>29403449Nope, too crazy for wife material unless you're into suffering.
>>29403164She isn't obligated to do anything more than three 1 hour streams a week, fuck off.
>>29403502She is upstaging Gurano one is allowed to do that.
>feet
>>29403525Klaius stay the fuck away from my oshi
>>29403355It doesn't help that I saw a pic of her room mate and she's like an 8/10 for me.
>>29403449Depends
Hey stop spoiling the debut streams. I've already forgotten most of the details. I want it to be fresh when we rewatch them next year.
>>29403482He's gotta wait until Mori streams again to donate to her
>Your oshi will never tell you to stop feeding
>>29403320
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1329287277747466244Mori is using thumbnail art that has an official nude version
>>29403437>cover accepting capcom's apologyonly if they naked dogeza to Mio
>>29403494True, but Amelia is Watson for some reason, not Holmes. Why the hell is she a detective if she's the Watson anyway, this will never stop bugging me.
>>29403502Because she hyped up what is essentially nothing to numberfag again.
>>29403454From a business standpoint it's probably a good move to get german, french, russian and spanish holos.Turkish roach girl holo
>>29403426i think that anon wants to do something else with it
>>29403558same
>>29403558I have no other hobbies since she debuted.
>>29403080Too bad. You can't have a tsundere without getting the dere eventually.
Amelia might not be perfect.She gets angry, she swears, she simultaneously blames others and herself, she's not very smart, she is unable to wake up on time or be punctual, she can't sing very well, she can't cook and has shit taste in food, she ate sand as a kid, she licked her friend's tears, she is messy, she only showers once a week, she doesn't care too much about body hygiene, she bites her nails, she only has 4 forks and only uses plastic plates, she is perverted, she makes autistic noises, she has tinnitus, she constantly hiccups, she has a scarred tongue, she reads gay tf2 fanfics, she plays otome games, she played sims with porn mods and did erotic role play in Runescape, she can't do long division, she has a stapled hole in her head, she tried to pat a cactus because it looked fuzzy, she had her fingertip cut off when she was younger, she lost 3 baby teeth after her brother kicked a ball into her face, she bit the nurse when she had to go to the hospital due to rabies, she was also left to melt in a car at over 120F, and her Family bloodline was cursed due to her Grandmother being a homewrecker . Oh and she was orphaned and most likely homeless at some point in her life.But even so… she is the perfect girlfriend for me and I wouldn't have it in any other way.
>>29403454HoloEU will be an EN gen of five kiaras living in Europe
>>29403525What did Klaius mean by this?
>>29403188Same bro. I guess we'll just be waiting for next time.
>>29403534>learning a dead language
Bros... I might just sub to Torre....
>>29403578>Mori is using thumbnail art that has an official nude versionOur boy is pretty based
>>29403143She doesn't have a capture card yet.Also she seemed kind of on the fence about it but maybe that's just me being a schizo.
>>29403506>I never had much in life, Gura. It was always loss after loss.After hearing what Ame said earlier about her family being cursed, this line fucking hits hard.
>>29403557Her not being a professional singer adds to the charm of it though. It has that nostalgic feel of a girl next door.
>>29403578I FUCKING LOVE MORI
>>29403508What's Korone like if you can actually understand her?
>>29403578She knows *exactly* what she's doing.
>>29403181>>294032355ch really is just /hlg/ except they speak Japanese>nousagi constantly numberfagging, then you get a bunch of people complaining about nousagi numberfagging>んなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ>ritualposting>"whats 4ch saying about this?">complaining about nijiniggers>even more autistic narrativeposting>doxxfaggots>hating on kiara
>>29403504Sora, probably.
>>29402342>>29402310Does Polka even know we've adopted her so hard?Some tard ever supacha her telling her about it?
>>29403494Holmies sounds too American, therefore inferior.
>>29403602Welcome to the family!
>>29403308tilapia...
>>29403501And then she made people kneel in a Valorant stream of all things.Thank Jesas.
>>29403308takanashi...
>>29403578Question: Is Mori a semen demon?
>>29403587using it to ensure a bountiful harvest is fine too
>>29403558Same, I don't love her romantically but sometimes I feel she controls my mind because I plan my schedule around her (and Gura's) streams.
>>29403249She's a super gamer.
So now that the trannies are pretty much gone. How did hlgg feel on Kiara's anouncement? I was smiling the entire time, she was really happy.
>>29403483gg nig-
>>29403449Just think of it this way. You know something is wrong with your women when you resort to creating sex robots and 2D waifu experiences.
>>29403626We really are one in the same
>>29403578
>>29403568Oh hard same my man. I'd get Taco Bell with her any day.
>>29403454You're not getting a french holo. More than half of FOPs are niggers and they don't have internet.
>>29403229>>29403340
My sleeping schedule was completely fucked and I missed everything.How was today anons?
>>29403575Would you actually listen to her though?
How would you guys rate Towa's singing compared to the other Hololive girls? I feel like she's one of the best.
>>29403550>HoloINYou're absolutely retarded if you think they're gonna waste any resources on that after how badly NijiIN did. There's no market for chuubas in pajeetland or the Arab countries
>>29403129She gives me more of an Ame vibe.
>>29403615That line always gets me, even after the first time this was posted... Ame's been through a lot...
>>29403637>>29403501>I'm in both of these
>>29403642Yes
>>29403662no gura streams
>>29403662kiara has new BGM and it's really good
>>29403626>>"whats 4ch saying about this?"Aww they like us :)
>>29403665Top 5 easily.
>My my big RED HEARThaachama my blain its bloken
>>29403649Extremely happy for her and will support her by buying her song.
>>29403578She knows what she's doing
>>29403575No she won't
>>29403631I don't want her to come here and get even more depressed as she sees people hating her coworkers
>>29403252Gura... we're leaving.
>>29403662You missed an artificial meltdown over Kiara doing stuff.
>>29403558same, shes become my life. My life is planned around her now
>>29403663No
>>29403642without a doubt
>>29402991She actually wrote it https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328907424988729345
>>29403578this bitch keeps lowering the bar
>>29403538Her streams are perfectly timed for me to go to bed, and I like to listen to her voice while I do so!
>>29403501I never thought I would ever like or fall in love with Ame this hard during her debut I hated it. Oh how the times change
Has Amelia seen Pop on Rocks yet?
>it's been 2 hoursholy shit time warp
>>29403665Obviously the best
>>29403578To be fair it's a pretty damn good art
>>29403501I'll never forget how thrown off I was by Ame's debut. I was hoping I would be wrong because I loved her design, and now she's my favorite. From debuts I thought fuckin Mori would be my favorite.
>>29403617Aw man, you just had to put it in a way that makes it hit again.
>>29403601Well, I did learn Latin before Nip
>>29403626anon if we're friends do me a solid and call 5ch a bunch of niggers for being rude to kiara
>>29403252kek this actually fits too well.
>>29403691BASED
>>29403631She hasn't done an EN stream in like 3 weeks. I don't think she cares.
>>29403440reread what you just posted
>>29403671You don't want a full lineup of chuubas covered in black sheets with slightly differing eye designs?
>>29403602Isn't she lovely?
>>29403626Reposting the funniest dumpster dive I've seen yet.>AmeSame is fucking boring, why do you guys think this is fun?>Cuz they're cute>Don't talk shit if you can't even speak English, you're basically trying to review a comedy movie you don't understand>Oh yeah? Explain how boring it is in detail, you obvious Pekofag.>I can see your tail poking out, nousagi.>You're totally right, bro! Let's talk about Pekora some more! If it isn't Pekora, it's boring! Pekora pekora pekora! Kill yourself.
>>29403626>>"whats 4ch saying about this?"Tell them I said they're faggots who should stop abusing my wife
>>29402477>Be a KFP>Having weaponsFeels good bro
>>29403649I was really happy for chicken. Still am :) Can't wait for the voice pack. Unironically want it to be a KFP employee review.
>>29403353This is my 100% canon narrative. It also makes Cursed night sadder when you realize it is being sung from both sister's perspective.
how disgusting is it that the worst singer in hololive got a original single
>>29402885>I saw that they hate GuraI wonder where do you get your source from, if anything they love Gura the most and Ame the second one.
>>29402872
>Ame finishing Kiara's introSlave Ame continues
>>29403593based
>>29403626oh man... they're just like me
>>29403578Another reason why I won't watch the whore
>>29403649Very happy for her, will buy the song and voice pack
>>29403069Is that a reference?
>>29403578Link to nude version?
Did Kiara really just ask Ame to make an intro without even giving her ideas to work with?
>>29403733lol
>>29403649It was worth having a stream over, though spoiling all of the neat things kinda kills some of the hype for them. The song is okay sounding, but it's both in Japanese and with her limiters on, so I'm not sure I'm going to get attached to it like I did Mori's music.
>>29403733I'm almost 100% sure that this exchange has been played out in /hlg/ I would put money down on it.
>>29403733>Instantly blaming nousagisMaybe we weren't so different after all
>>29403649Didn't care for it. But I won't anti-post about it.
>>29403642Completely blown out by Chads at this point. Incapable of pair bonding. Destined to become a cat lady at 40.
>>29403626>hating on kiaraMy Japanese brothers from another mother.
>>29403626do they have an equivalent to klaius or joseph posting?
>>29403440Go back and stay back
Ame mentioned in a prior stream that she would make more money if she read supacha the stream they come in. Now, she is going back to doing that. Therefore, Ame is trying to make more money. Q.E.D.
>>29403578>>29403604>>29403619>>29403624>>29403642>>29403653>>29403675>>29403688>>29403700>>29403710>>29403754>>29403757Here the nude version https://i.imgur.com/RYI2BVH.jpeg
>she's actually reading supasbut supa sunday...!
>>29403626>whats 4ch saying about this?Doubt, never see that shit ever pop up
>>29403733kek
>>29403649I was clubbing so I missed the shitstorm. I'm happy though, I like it when anyone in hololive succeeds.
Towa's singing Again, lads.
>>29403733Kek
>>29403662Gura's gurilla ring fit stream was great, shame it got copyright struck cause she sang eye of the tiger
>>29403699Kek you got me.
>>29403777I have very impure thoughts about Mori!
>>29403733>they have their equivalent of t. deadbeat
>>29403777I really love that old style
i love towa sama so much
>>29403688>b-b-but Mori is actually an awkward spaghetti reaper and isn't totally pretending for aka spachas!
twap...
>>29403733Holy fucking based, we really are the same
>>29403626>"whats 4ch saying about this?"Two sides of the same coin
>>29403779>the bait was bait
Remember Roboco from the Ame collab? She's streaming that rice farming game again. She went for nearly 5 hours the other day and seemed to really enjoy it. Go give her a watch if you're not too busy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATkOwwAzCgc
>Ame was going to have a talk showFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
>>29403801t. nousagi
>Amelia wants to do more for KiaraEat shit, narrativefags.
>>29403733fucking kek
Holotalk was initially Ame's idea?
>>29403222>>29403353My naive rrat is growing more powerful than I expected and I don't know how to feel about this. I'm still working on adding more details.
>>29403500Yeah but then what if she says yes? Last time a friend wanted to fuck no questions ask and was literally on my bed I panic'd so hard and kicked them out of my house lmao
>ame super excited to work with kiara on her talk showu-unity bros i kneel
>Ame was almost going to be the talkshow hostWhat could have been....
>>29403733I love these dumpster dives. How often do they dumpster dive here?
Talk shows are boringAme stick to playing games
>>29403649Very excited for the talk show after seeing all the effort being put forward. Not big on the song, but I'll give the full version a fair shake when it's out. Very happy for Kiara having all these good things happen so soon. Hopefully it's a sign of more to come
>>29403808I like her English, at least what little vocab she has.
Christ, Ame really is EN FRIEND
Guys, please watch my wife so she looks at her analytics and sees an uptick in non-JOP's.
>>29402955I kinda doubt it. Ame nuked her roomates stuff and Gura has implied she's embarrassed about HER. I'd imagine something pretty bad would have to happen for them to graduate since both seem to have joined to make friends more than anything so they'd probably end up killing themselves.
>>29403808You spelt her name wrong retard
Oh Watson, why would you tell us that
>Ame wants to help moreKNEEL
>>29403733COPE
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1329289429257646080
>>29403623Like Gura in terms of saying shit a bit
>>29402532Man, rewatching this and looking at the mod responses in the chat is pretty interesting. Ame was fangirling hard right out the gate.
>>29403733always cracks me up
>>29403777Bluethebone did art for the rest of EN. Do you have all the other nude versions of them?
>>29403848You mean nothing because nobody would have understood each other?
Please stop doing free labor Ame.
What a supportive friend, Ame I can only kneel so much.
>>29403631I think the 50% English chat during her afternoon JP time streams is a big clue.
>>29403769I wouldn't be surprised if it was Lyger posting
>>29403838the mastermind
>>29403847>>29403835>>29403861not true wtf they hate each other and kiara is forcing them to do work they don't want to do stop.
>>29403853It sounds better than I remember. She's been doing her reps.
>>29402403>(you)
>>29403733heres another good one>I wish I was born as a foreigner in the english speaking world.... why am I a jap...
>>29403649Did huke put kiara's wing on the same place like Ina's?
my fucking ears
>>29403823When Botan is chilling or Towa is singing? No way.
>>29403494I think Watson didn't really want to be associated with a mass murderer. I really liked the name though, it's a shame that she couldn't use it.
>>29403823im listening to Towa but ill leave the window open to give her a boost, thanks anon
>>29403856She already said she wanted to do her reps, anon. We're getting the entirety of Gen5 soon.
>>29402403KNEEL. Also do your reps
>>29403863Damn might wake up to see this
>>29403848>A talk show host that can't speak with the guestsPowermove.
>>29403733They say Amesame by going "samewatokunn"?
Wait I wasn't paying attention, why is she reading supas?
>>29402912https://streamable.com/2z4t7mYou'll never run out of games or netflix shows to watch/play with her Anon.
>no gura mentions this streamame...
>mfw Ame is trying to learn Japanese
alright /jp/, time to do your reps
>>29403578>>29403777MORI LUST
>>29403835>Actually believing the narratives that they hate eachother.
>Amelia doing CMs for Kiara's talk showCan these skits rival classic AsaCoco?
>>29403866Got a screenshot? ytcFilter only shows it if you've gone past the timestamp.
>>29403578And?
Is HoloEN the strongest group ever?>Can produce there own music>Create there own artwork>Translate Japanese -> English -> German live>Make there own animated videos>Make there own transitions and assets
Anyone wanna guess what textbook Ame is using?
>>29403754when haachama does it it's ok?
>shes just learning a bunch of japanese wordsngmi
>>29403911What's the equivalent for this on 5ch?
I'am sorry about every bad thing I said about Kiara. Amelia told me so...
Another narrative dead. Schizos just can't catch a break.
>>29403725Then how do you explain the current ending splash screen? English much?
>>29403823I'll support this robot. At least she's playing something I can get behind
>>29403846If your mind goes straight to sex and boobies you're never going to make it.
>>29403869Beside Gura
>>29403898I know, but sooner... I want more collabs to make Polka and Nene happy, and Botan can tard wrangle with Ina.
>>29403308tonegawa...
>>29403649It was fine. I already know what to expect when Mori leaked their secret project and Huke being inactive in her chat
>>29403904It's a translation, anon. Nobody goes 'Samewatokun' here when referring to Gurame/Amesame.
>>29403649i honestly expected more, but the song sounded nice as fuck and the talk show keeps looking more and more soulful so im content.
GURA RECORD A VOICE PACK PEOPLE ARE DYING
>>29403933
>>29403823That game filters me so hard. It's just so slooow.It makes me more tired then Patochan's asmr.
>>29403568where's the link man
>>29403895Yes, James Eagan Holmes is the reason she couldn't use it. Thanks, asshole.
>>29403913I'll do them later I swear. Right after I finish tagging all my art I saved
>>29403930Haachama is too retarded to be a whore
/hlgg/ should I donate to tell Ame about Pop on Rocks?
>>29403856already am
>>29403801we aren't so different after all
>>29403930I don't like her either
Gooruh... Minecraft please.
>>29403847Is she going to provide content for the talkshow consistently? I thought it was only the opening she was working on?
>>29403935What did Haachama do now?
If Amelia says we should support and help Kiara then so be it.
>>29403934No bad blood between us teammate. You guys needed to shitpost and I understand. Let's support our girls.
>watch a movie with Mori>go to work>comeback from work>do my archive reps>7 threads worth of Kiara anti postingso once you stop shitting on one girl its on to another huh? Fucking pathetic
>>29403863I am burned out on Among us. Unless they do another large-scale ENxJP collab, I don't wanna watch it.
>>29403626>んなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああんなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>29403972who do you think i am? ame?
>>29403904ソ not ン anonchama
>>29403917>rape jokes>suicide jokes>western audienceNo.
>>29403965Someone tried the other day and she didn't understood, If you do explain it properly.
>>29403733lol literally hlg
>>29403958In the archive. Do your own reps. If it's the one with "her" squinting while sticking her tongue out, that's not her.
>>29403971Mori.....
>>29403888>If only they knew how bad things really were
>>29403889Monster girls are drawn with wings on their hips most of the time.
>Streams a fuck ton>Will help Genmates at the drop of a hat>Has Collabed more with Japanese senpai then genmate that speaks Japanese>Constantly mentioned in JP streams>Has played off stream with JP senpais>Made Aqua a new nickname she actually likes>Best teeth in the gameHow does she do it?
>doesn't want to fill in her workbook because it looks so clean and pretty Wow, she's just like me!
>>29403479She definitely had some parts for her atrocious clothes. As far as I know every Holo have some feedback before finalizing their design except gen 3 who had premade L2D model.Considering Kiara nature she probably over design her model
>>29403888kek
>>29403952My fucking sides
>Gura's Soma at the same time as the Minecraft Sports FestivalThis might be really hard to choose between.
>>29403725Later in her ASMR meltdown stream she said she was taking english lessons. She could have just been bullshiting, or she might actually pull a Koro and sudden drop a high quality EN only stream.
>>29403649Knowing her past, I'm happy that things are working out in her favor
>Ame tries to learn English>1 page in
>>29403960You're welcome.
Gura.... The guerilla stream....
>>29403888Alright now this is funny
>>29403998Huh. Interesting.
>>29403930Haachama is pure, she just doesn't know that some stuff she does might be seen as lewd by horny guys out there... poor girl
>>29403353Nah, split personality is actually plausible.
>>29404003sexual favors
POLKA?
>Do my reps>learn Japanese>Get a job at coverI'm coming Gura. You can't hide from me forever.
Now I like Towa very much, but going from 347K to 350K in one stream is a bit of a stretch isn't it?
>>29404003Protagonist
>one of the trash taste host's most recent follow on twitter is a roommateYou'd think it would be handled smarter, maybe not immediately after the podcast aired
>>29403985ん-ん-んなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>29404003>Constantly mentioned n JP streamsDo you have any clip where she's mentioned? I'm curious
>>29403863Somebody told her about scriptfaggots so now I have a "genuine chance" to play with Kiara.I hope I make it.I don't have the proper edit saved goddamnit
>>29403904that nip said "SameWato" and the "kuso" right after is another word altogether
>>29403954I totally see where you're coming from; it looks like way more fun to play than to watch. But Roboco's been really animated this play-through and I've been having fun watching her. Maybe give it a chance if you've got the time.
>>29404003>Made Aqua a new nickname she actually likesI thought she hated being called "Vegetable-senpai"
>>29403981it was just the trannies mad that kiara was winningeveryone else here right now are the normal people.not even joking, we had like 400 ips.
>>29403939Anon... when we were walking to my place they were literally teasing me with a condom. My autistic brain just couldn't tell them I was super uncomfortable and to essentially fuck off. So imma stick with my parasocial vtuber relationships thanks >_<
>polka, risu, watame mentionsUNITY THAT TRANSCENDS BRANCHES
>>29404046Get back to your drawings, Klaius
>>29404019>Ame>learn English
>>29403981It was a tranny raid
>>29403649It was good. I liked her song from the preview.
>NAMED A MONSTER POLKABROS THERE'S STILL HOPE
>>29403927 Well... yes
>Ame speaks Japanese>nips comes out of wood workseverytime!
>>29403440>New
>>29403971Covering Mori with Haachama is a low thing to do, faggot
>>29403933The sad truth is even the Japanese don't know Japanese.
>>29404047I mean, she's literally about to.
Guys... Ame naming the monsters in Rune Factory after her different senpai... I love this unitychad.
I wish Towa would learn English, she is so cute and her chat is already mostly EOP
>>29403930If you can't defend, deflect and bring someone else down. Deadbeat tactics 101
>>29404057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4yNWvAoHYA&ab_channel=VtuberCollection
>>29403954JOPs love this game for some reason, even watching it, while EOPs don't.
yasai-senpai smash collab !!
>>29404050:( Why the fuck would someone do this to Luna...?
>>29404047She can do it, i believe in her
>>29402758>Ame's parents are dead>Has a younger brotherIt fits
Who asked her to play Smash?
>>29403823of course I would support my oshi
>>29404046based
>JP senpai asked to fucking play Smash Bros>It was probably AquaHoly shit can she stop winning?
>doesn't shower>meleefagame please
>mostly played meleeI'm kneeling hard
>>29404057She almost immediately changed her mind
>>29403952KEK
>showers once a week>plays smashpottery
>>29404050>>29403985What happened to my princess
>ame played sheik in meleeabsolutely based
>>29404094Me.
>>29404055Damn that's embarrassing, my reps...
>>29404053I still somehow managed to get into a game with her, beating out the scriptfaggots. Feelsgud
>>29404058We almost hit 500 IPs.
>usa-japan smash via onlinegood luck with that
>>29403626The mirror is my best friend, because when I cry it never laughs.- Chevy Chase.
>>29404057She got Stockholm syndrome and started liking it.
>>29403578Oh fucking based. She knows it has a nude version too since I remember her asking the artist about it in the same tweet that mentions it.
>>29404071Didn't notice before but is Polka actually good at english?
>>29403927They were probably selected for their ability to be self sufficient, saves money on dedicated staff.
>>29404084t. Deadbeat
>>29404042Based
>>29403869>>29403940>>/jp/thread/S28114112#p28116048InaNudehttps://i.imgur.com/lTQT5VJ.jpgPantyhttps://i.imgur.com/mxtEgxV.jpgPantylesshttps://i.imgur.com/AqP2Htv.jpgFullhttps://i.imgur.com/TT6xEi9.jpg
>>29404049Maybe you should stop watching twitter accounts like a hawk 24/7, schizo-kun. You'd find less things that bother you if you just stopped looking for them.
Do you think Gura is lazy enough to leave her windows unlocked in her apartment?Just wondering.
>>29403888holy shit my sides
>>29404012Fuck those bitches for not inviting our girls.I'm watching Gura out of spite now.
>>29404085What kind of power is this?
>>29403626>"whats 4ch saying about this?">mfw it literally is like watching on a distorted mirror
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1329290766619873281
>>29404047she is at 349 now
>>29404076Only people who has done a single solo Minecraft stream gets to be in the EN Minecraft picture.
>>29402869Kiara has to be Deidara since Deidara hated Itachi
>>29404098The connection though. Maybe it won't be so bad since she's west coast.
>>29404076Not for Minecraft art
>>29404067Whoops
>>29403863Eh, I don't think it'll top the last Kiara versus viewer stream. I'll watch it anyway.
>Ame usually just plays Meleehow does she keep getting more based?
>>29404073It's like the reverse JP>JP speaks English>EOPs come out of the woodworks
>>29402657Nah, a curse should only affect the guilty party.
>>29403919Just watch from near enough the beginning with mod-only filter enabled.
I know why Ame keeps telling us her "lore".As Ame said it herself, she loves the rush of anderline and had a bad/messed up life. So sometimes she'll get that anderline from telling messed up stories about herself or family.An anderline junkie with a bad past will sometimes expose their secrets to trigger the body’s stress response and get the rush that comes with the excitement and even reduce their negative mood. This feeling leads people like her to seek what feels to them like the "just the right amount" of stimulation in a given situation.So when she suddenly told people that her grandmother was a homeworker, it gave her a rush with her mind saying, "Oh yes that rush! That was something to tell them. Look how stunned they are! Nice one, that's a GOOD rush"She'll be doing this more and more. Yet it'll be from time to time with the new lores depending on the situation.
>>29404138hes lying about that
>>29404073when they watch English only streams they use English or keep quiet unless the streamer talks Japanese. It's part of the stream etiquette they have. It's hard to really judge how many Japanese viewers are watching the girls at times.
>>29404071>I want to date a woman like this Narratives?
Can't stop thinking about alt. Gura outfits
>>29404044I love you Polka
>>29404071>Polka sounds genuinely happy We need to save her!
>>29404140Cute!
>>29404137fear
>>29404129>apartmentAnon, she lives in a farm house right next to her mom's
>>29404042Arm pits for the laughing god.
>>29404129She has probably never opened them or cleaned them so good luck opening them.
>>29404122Shes a google translate master
>>29404122No
>>29404122Define good
>>29404046Whoa there, if you learn too many relevant skills, you won't have the right level of competence to be a cover employee.
i love mori
Marvelous...permission...onegai...
>>29404084not the guy you're replying to but that's not an argument, anon. Its not even a deflection. DO your dictionary reps
>PasspartoutFinally someone I follow who I can understand thoroughly playing this. Gura, here I come.
>>29404147>>29404098AMELIA PLAY SMASH MELEE ON PC WITH THE ROLLBACK NETCODE
>>29404172
>>29404122She tries
>>29404051Aqua and Polka have talked about her, Fubuki as well iirc
>>29404122Most JPs write eng a lot better than speak
>>29404122her google translate reps are good at least
>>29404129How can you live in a farm and apartment at the same time?
>>29403010>>29403249>western game publishers appreciate free marketing>japanese game publishers - stop right there no-permission scumWhy japs.
>>29403756Google it.
>>29404140Cute. I'm looking forward to their collab soon.
>>29404157Cope
>>29404173She ran away from home which actually means she was kicked out anon, remember?
>>29404156also>dogwhistles hlgg despite knowing how yabai that could be if the breadcrumbs get too big/pile up
>>29404134They probably invited them, but not everyone had time or something
>>29404162Gura should wear this
>>29404193Same
>>29404197>doesnt follow inanigga
>>29404050Its actually my first time hovering over the picture and seeing up close, why would lunaitos do this...
>>29404172Poor Aqua.....
>>29404085>Aqua doesn't like being called an onion>Concedes when Ame calls her a vegetableIS SANITY
>>29404129>apartment
Did Amelia mean Melee characters or the Melee game?
>>29404140>最悪。。。。。最悪Man, your boy really needs to work on her Japanese.
>>29403904It's more like "SameWato KUSSO tsumannee" with kusso as the adverb for tsumannee and SameWato as the name of the pairing, like saying 'SameWato is FUCKING boring so why are they popular'Havent been on 5ch though so I'm not sure if "SameWato" is the main pairing name there
>Yeah that aged poorly didn't it
Ame had fun this time so I'm happy. I mostly browsed threads on the side but she clearly enjoyed herself.
>>29404051A few:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUAHwhuwd6ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ChpvTGUNUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0mjaA7KxaIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ0n2-gOxXEhttps://youtu.be/N3pE6jO4i-0?t=8520sTbh people exaggerate it a bit, but it's more than I'd have expected. Part of it's also because of shared game taste (RBC/Aqua). Polka and Nene also just think she's really cute.
>>29404126Based
>>29404129gura has a gun, too, you know.
>>29404129Fuck off klaius, do your stalker reps
>>29404129Correction, farm house but yes she does leave her furthest window open around 6PM and closes them everyday around 7:30PM.
>>29404193who doesn't?
>>29402404>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meatWhat is this shit? Haachama does it too. She orders pepperoni pizza instead of plain cheese pizza and takes all of the pepperoni off.
>>29404150Let's hope she gets more impostor rounds. Even if she gets spaced immediately at least we will hear the laugh again.
>>29404156Is this a pasta or do you really not know how to spell adreanaline?
>>29404140POGGERS
Am I retarded if I just figured out why she does this *pop* thing?
Superchats after stream is better, keeps the comments more relevant
>>29403626>hating on KiaraFags, the lot of them.
>>29404177
>>29403733>>29403888It's like looking in a mirror! Absolute kek!
>im quite decent at the game so i can carry you>no thank you, but thanks for trying, and the moneyHOLY SHIT GIGASTACY AME ENERGY
>>29404216"Running away from Atlantis" is kayfabe and not what I'm talking about
>>29403337>microsoft buys hololive>sony panics and buys nijisanji>warfare is taken to the next level
Tortellini....
>>29404215believe what you want but no 5ch doesn't give a shit
Ame being so supportive is part of why I love her but at the same time I'm annoyed at her taking on extra work for other people when she complains about being tired half the time already. You can call me a concernfag but it's pretty noticeable in streams when she's in a bad mood.
>>29404172wish other members showed up
>>29404235>watoif its watson then im breaking our ties
Where are the Gardener/Farmer Gura fanart, are you telling me that JOPs haven't caught onto the lore yet, no clips have been made?
>>29404245ina...
>>29404266bro... what if... superchat DURING stream???
>>29404156>condomate>redditspacing
>>29404003>Speaks 0 Japanese>Gets more collabs than KiaraTruly FPS' are the key to a Holo's heart
>>29404156Thanks for your insight ESL-kun. Sounds probable.
>>29403733Fucking lol.
>>29404271Mori's cheeks are the cutest!
>commentate a pro matchUHHHHHHH BROS???
>>29403626Everything they say is pretty much doodoo ever since they abandoned Polka
>>29404261>adreanalineYou mean adrenaline, you dumb dumb
>>29404137Main character power
>>29404258and then proceeds to eat a live chicken
>>29404129Anon if you ever make it, Don't forget the eggs! It's important.
>>29404275>He missed when Gura let it slip that she was kicked out, and that she wondered if anyone back home even missed her.>inb4 HERfags assume that it was meant to be about the HER persona.
>>29402891Anyone have>A FUCKING PENCIL?
Totinos........... 350k................
>ywn scratch amelia's anklemy life sucks
What is this nousagi term? Brainy rabbit?
UOOOOOOH
>>29404277>>microsoft buys hololiveIt more likely they would buy stocks and not buy it right out
>>29404251The Klaius posting is starting to actually creep me out
>>29404137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0mjaA7KxaI
>>29404140CUTE
>tfw you will never scratch Ame's nose for her
>just notice that Gura is playing SOMAOh my fucking god, the threads are going to be absolutely unbearable with coin flip posting, aren't they? At least Gura will be able to self-insert into an MC that's as shark brained as she is.
>>29404293You mean like Mori does them?
>>29404298Mori, no!
>>29404265?
>>29404306
>>29404277Sony owns Ichikara who owns Nijisanji.
>>29404261>do you really not know how to spell adreanaline?>adreanaline?The irony
>>29404140Shes interacting with her senpais, nice
>>29404296Who are you quoting?
I can't wait for Amelia Smash stream
>>29404293Big ups!
>>29404266She used to rush through them a bit is the thing (albeit not as much as people used to shit on her for imo). I think doing supa sunday has eased her into zatsudan-ing better during them.
>>29404216then she said she left own her free will
Tortilla did it boyssss
>>29404323I wouldn't worry about it.
>>29403888After talking to tons and tons of japs on hello talk its fucking crazy how many japs want to be american. All they talk about is how they wish they could go to american highschool, american party culture, and american cities
>>29404335Pop as in popping the cherry of the people that says "Its my first superchat!"
Amelia is going to become the next hokage!
>>29404261>adreanalineCongratulations, you played yourself
>>29404258That triggers me. Just order a damn cheese pizza. Maybe they just like the meat oil that comes out during cooking?
Why is Mori always fucking blushing? Does she have a vibrator up her snatch?
>>29404217probably one of the most insidious narratives going around here. A lot of the stuff she seems to react to from here could be explained by just reading a lot of her twitter unfiltered.
>>29402530I love her lots desu I gosling hard for her and wish she was my lover, even tho I'd prefer Gura to be her lover and also teh fact that she has lots of emotional and past baggage (so relationships with her probs wouldn't go beyond just a few month gf unless you're am ultra chad)
>>29404277>>microsoft buys hololiveKek that's actually funny to imagine. Microsoft for some reason has had a good relationship with Hololive so far.
>>29404261>adreanaline?Are you kidding me
>>29402912>3 monthsThat would be the shortest one yet
>>29404357Did she cry again?
>>29404357Towi...
AME WILL BE THE NEXT HOKAGE! BEELEV IT!
>>29404357who?
I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE
>>29404357Tortoise...
>>29404371yes
>>29404359>hellotalkhearing girls talk about how their parents are pressuring them to marry a white man is always hilarious
>>29404363Beleb it!
>>29404321They'd buy a stake not stocks. Since I don't think Holo Live is Publicly Traded. Google would be more likely since they own Youtube and can corner the market hard.
>>29404356Obvious cover up.>>29404349Suprise HoloEN Smash collab incoming.Who does each holo main?
>>29404360Ah.
>>29403469Lust for the dark flame master
>>29404047She did it faggot
>>29404323Good. That's the point!
>>29404357Good for Tatar
Anons let's try to predict the next new outfits of HoloEN>Gura - Pajammas>Ame - Spy/Secret Agent>Kiara - Academic Dress (Graduated)>Mori - Punk-ish>Ina - Academic Dress (Graduated)
>PDF
>>29404143touche
>>29404261Learn to type adrenalini first, you fucking illiterate
>>29402702>>29402840aguacate
>>29402532So fucking cute.
>Towa hit 350k and celebrated>A bunch of people immediately unsubbed and brought her back to 349,995 so she has to sing some morekek
Hello and Welcome to the Counter-Strike Major finals
>>29404261>adreanalineDo YOU not know how to spell ADRENALINE
>>29404359Woah they're just like us...
>>29404357I'm happy for her Towtruck......
>>29404357congrats, tonka truck!!!
I can't understand a single word you say, but I will continue to watch evety stream
>>29404323he's back to drawing guras btw
Why nips hate Polka?
>>29404357I unsubscribed just so it would take a little longer :)
>>29404396havent seen that one yet, almost all of them say they're not they're for relationships
Toyota is actually really cute, and that voice... god fucking dammit...
>>29404331Anon...
29404410Not even worth a you
>>29404416>newfag
>>29404314Pretty sure it was just kayfabe, idiot.
>>29404306>>29404338I want to cum on them!
>>29404331>implying shork brain will be able grasp the implications
Would Coco appear on HoloTalk or would Kiara go on Asococo?
>>29404357Naisu!
>>29404367I mean that kind of makes sense, keep some of the flavor but lose most of the calories. I'd like to believe this health-minded narrative. Might just be ocd insanity though.
>>29404357I love her voice, wish the would make a song with Gura, perfect combo of low and high pitched voices.
>>29404399>Nijiniggers sponsored by Sony and prevents Hololive from playing Sony games>Google sponsors Hololive and prevents Nijiniggers from streamingWon't happen, but a man can dream
Gotta say, Botan's MC is pretty comfy.
>>29404432She was disrespectful towards hardworking, honest people.
>>29404313The Kornheiser edit with Tasteless really made how long ago this was sink in.
>>29403823Yesterday I noticed she was maintaining a solid 6-7k views during her minecraft stream, good for her, I hope that Ame collab gave her that boost. Every Holo should succeed, no one left behind.
>>29404306>first stream where Mori gets to really play with her model>zooms in super close and talks about how you can see the cute blush on her cheeks
Will Ame ever play pic related?
>>29404419>>29404261>>29404156>St2pid ESLs can't spell adranaline baka
>>29404122That's very blatantly google translate. You can tell by the 'it was' in the "It was cute!" sentence. Japanese doesn't repeat subjects after the first time, so google translate will fill in with 'he' or 'it' a lot in sentences where the subject isn't clear. I'd bet money she put 'kawaiikatta' or 'kawaiikattayo.'By the way, you can tell the opposite really easy (EN->JP google translate) as well. It has 'anata wa' over and over and over and over
I want Ina to use her clickity clackity keyboard again
>>29404363Wow she's just like me...
>>29404399Really because i was told those was the same at least that what /biz/ told me
>>29404444That's what she wants you to believe.
>>29404431good
ASTEL
>>29404047KNEEL
I need to see more scared Ame. Phasmo guerilla collab onegai.
>>29404357That's my angel, Toimax!
Oh no, time for more cuckposting.
>Astel is getting laid tonight...FUCK
>>29404371you're perceiving that because you love her. She isn't actually always blushing, horny anon
>>29404430she's still on the boat? why Miura why?
HOW TO WE GET HER TO PLAY SOMETHING SCARYI NEED TO SEE SCARED AME
>>29404245Rushia also wanted to collab with Ame but backed out because Ame cant speak Japanese lmfao
Mori love.
>>29404357Tokamak...
>>29404430I'm surprised her chat is like 80% English at any given time, I had no idea she attracted so many westerners
>>29404410>mori - the seifuku from Emergence and the glasses>Kiara - the same but with running mascara and posters trying to find her lost wife>Ame - A&E patient, jesus christ she shouldn't leave her house ever>Gura - Hammerhead shark pjs>Ina - Lol I don't care enough
>>29404468She knew exactly what she was doing
>>29404421People look to bully Towa...
>>29403847Is she going to interview the ENs as well? I'm sure the JP viewers would appreciate that.
>>29404323I like how it went from "Klaius is going to cuck us!" to "Klaius is a stalker!"The song that anon made is kino. If you're here right now 10/10.
>>29404432Probably too outgoing for them.
>>29403888>wake up>100 yen yakisoba bread for breakfast again>nhk guy nagging you for the tv bill again>time for another 10 hour work day with no overtime pay because this damn oriental politeness culture means I cant be assertive about my time>no cute blonde american gf>boring lifestyle with no guns, motorcycles, or cowboys>cant even understand kawaii same chan or kawaii watosan-san once im finally home from worknande ore wa JAPPU nan da........
>>29404475Ogey
>when you accidentally made a hard-to-pronounce username and the holos slow down and try to pronounce your name correctlynngh
>>29404483>¥6,100Jesus hes kneeling
>>29404357Grats for her, she deserve it
>>29404448Once Coco bug quarantine is lifted they could do both. It's a different format.
ASTEL STAY AWAY FROM HER
UUUHHHH BROS?
Will any holo ever play pic related?
>>29404483OH NO NO NO BROOOOOOOS
>>29403888
>>29404456>Towa's low husky voice with Gura's high southern twang Oh god I need this like you wouldn't believe
>>29404483based
>>29404432she's too based
>>29404436i dont see it as much as I see them talking about mixed race kids being cute, but when I see it its complaining because they dont want to have a relationships and wish their parents would back off, not because theyre using hello talk to date
>>29404463Even just looking at Tasteless then and now really gives you a shock about how long it's been.
ame please play Dead Space
>>29404438https://files.catbox.moe/wi0gg1.webm
>>29404483ASTEL GOSLING ARC BEGINS!
>>29404410>Gura - Pajammasi will trade organs for this
>>29404357>350kBWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>>29404483BASED
>>29404483SIIIIIIIIIMMMPPPP
>>29404483Oh he really did.
>>29404509You niggers should stop making that joke before it gets out of this place and actually starts to affect him or Gura.
>>29404483Didn't Ame say she was going to do a poll about how her fans feel about her collabing with holostars?
>>29404506And I'm glad she did.
>>29404503You don't need to understand the language to appreciate her being good at games, so that probably helps.
>too scary
>>29404483THE NARRATIVES DUKE, THE NARRATIVES
>>29403155>family laneI don't think that phrasing was intentional, but that illustration is interesting. Could make for an interesting setting.
>>29404519Probably not. Great game, easily better than GTA5 but think of the bugmen.
>>29404463>>29404531time really makes fools of us all, doesnt it
>>29404518Astel is pretty cool.t.teamate
>>29404483Astel is a fucking Amegosling, I've seen everything now.
>>29404479Begone, retarded narrativefag.
>>29404331
>her stories aren't lies
>>29404518What a bro.
>>29404538My fucking heart
Kiara should take points from Toque: uses a character voice while talking, but doesn't debuff herself while singing.
Did I just hear "Captain Tenneal"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reRTKmf-sO8
>>29404483NARRATIVES?????
>>29404548kinda cringe you have to ask
>>29404503She plays games that are popular with westerners (Watchdogs, CoD, Battlefield, etc.) plus there's dedicated translators in chat
>>29404483GURA IS OLD AND BUSTED. ASTEL IS THE NEW HOTNESS.
>>29404359>hello talkThe fuck is that
>>29404483Pretty based ngl, she can fuck my Ame for tonight
>>29404483Collab when?
>>29404529Should I start reading the Hololive manga instead?
Son...
Ame is a pathological liar
>>29404477They are and they aren't.
>>29404483GURA DONT LOOK
>ame will never sacrifice you to get rid of her cursewhy live...
>>29404483Ame, Astel, Aqua, Robo APEX collab when
>>2940448361 is the penis number in Japanwhat did he mean by this..
>>29404518He's a gosling now.
After an anon compared Towa's voice to Spongebob I can't get it out of my head...
>>29404483HE'S REALLY A GOSLING
>You dont have any serious injuries>Well...????????
>>29404483Fucking sweet.
>astel superchatYOU JUST KNOWhow can condomates ever recover?
>>29403010Man, westerns companies sure love her and Hololive as a whole, Japanese companies being such faggots is so weird since they are giving so much free exposure.
>>29404483OH NO NO HE'S NINJA RUNNING ACROSS THE OCEAN RIGHT NOW BROSSSS
>>29404483>even the homos are gosling for Ame this fucking woman
>>29404567>iphone donationno.
>>29404483$60
>>29404590Never. Stars are graduating
>>29404441Alright, I JUST got the implication of this image.
>>29404538love the smug face, wish she used it more
>>29404483Holy basedWatch out Gura, he's gonna steal Ame
>AME IS FLIRTING WITH A SHARK DAUGHTERWIFE AND A JAPANESE FEMBOY OFFSTREAMHOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, CONDOMATES?
>>29404548No.
>>29404483AstelAme is the new canon now, you cannot convince me otherwise.
>>29404483Wow Ame is riding on that 3 inch jpenis well.
hi norris
>>29404483Americans grab your fucking guns, were going to japan for one last mission. Lets take down this sappy jappy.
>>29404614kekw
>>29404359A jap once gave me his watch in exchange for some cheap plastic piece of shit wristband I had on, it had the puertorican flag(where I'm from) and I guess the guy collected them cause he was wearing a fuckton of them at the time.I didn't even ask for his watch, I just gave him the band and he gave me his watch and he ran off. I guess its like us with anime merch and shit?
>>29404548>ame pollsanonchama...
>>29404609based
>>29404589>sheanon...
RETURN THE SLAB!
>>29404483What did she say to it?
>>29404565It truly does.Either that or Pierce is branching out into men.
>>29404483Gura...
Is there a drawing of Amelia's head hole yet?
Nice try Astel. You will never get to collab.
>a fucking holes referencealright that sc was good
>>29404597I see but at least i know buy when it pink and sell when green
>>29404483NOOOO HE'S ADDING A SEX DUNGEON TO HIS TAJ MAHAL
>>29404483AHAHHAHAHHAHAH He's actually goslinging for Ame holy shit
>>29404656she's not at it yet
>>29404483he's gonna spill his spaghetti if he tries for a collab.
>>29404618Gura better keep an eye out because I heard Festival just bought a plane ticket to the US.
>>29404656Didn't get to it yet.
>>29404483I love you Astel
>>29404079>>29404092>>29404142>>29404404>>29404485I have no issue at all with it turning out well, it just seemed like a very large number to cover.
>>29404650Oh fuck, my bad
>>29404623Anon, every member of Hololive has to use an iPhone because that's what Cover puts their software on. The only exception is Kiara, who tweets from an Android.
>>29404483Man he wasnt lying when he said he watches her streams
>>29404623YOUR OSHI USES AN IPHONE FAGGOT
>>29404483https://files.catbox.moe/k0k5yv.mp4ASTEL NINJA RUNNING ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN TO AMELIA RIGHT NOW
>>29404483ASTELBRO FROM /HLG/ DON'T LOOK!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know how to get bots to vote no on Collabs with holostars when she ends up making the poll? I really don't want Ame to play with men
The lazy lion is cute, CUTE!
>>29404448There's only enough room for one controversial orange woman in this world.
>>29404623How can you tell it's an iphone donation?
>>29404538KirbyM is so fast as usual
>>29404667i actually liked the Small Steps book, the sequel, though that might have been because I read it multiple times while bored in like elementary school...
>>29404656How bad would he feel if she doesn't even remember he's a holo?
>>29404483This is cute as fuck. My boy is a gosling.
>>29402532I forgot Fubuki commented on Ride on Time. Feels weird to think about.
What do you think Ame will say to astel's super chat? I think she will say "Oh! Astel-senpai arigato!" and then move on
>>29403971I hope Haachama built more off stream just so tomorrow when the MC streams are up the others can marvel at the weird fucking monument built in the last couple days.
>>29404483OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO it's too late anons she's already getting dicked on the daily and there's nothing us micropenis virgins can do about it
>>29404687That's because Kiara is the only one dumb and twitter addicted enough to load her work profile onto her real phone, which is why she's had a couple of small yabs.
>>29404703Why is she even looking for Ocean Monuments?
>>29404483did someone posted jinx Ayame in an earlier thread or something?
I'm making some hot cocoa right now I hope all my chumbiddies are also getting cozy
>Amelia owns voodoo relicsLORE
>>29404420>aguacatekys mexinigger
>>29404702Yeah sure buddy let me get right on it.
>>29404483JUST GIVE ME THAT FUCKING COLLAB ALREADY
>ame was a spycrabfaghold me back, im gonna fuckin akasupa
>>29404704what about a controversial pink woman?
>>29403010>send 50 bucks worth of goodies>get a free tweet to 500k+ followers worth 4k+ buckseasy money
hot damn she held that note beautifully
>>29404707>i actually liked the Small Steps book, the sequel,holy shit someone else who read the sequel
>>2940471710q 10q 10qyuuuuu
>>29404483Fuck I want Homostars to get better but the schizo idol fan in me doesn't want to see him near her, ik he can't fuck her over the sea but still there's dick pic sending and discord sex like I am hoping she's had with Gura, ahhhhh I know there's more fucked up SEAnigger idolfags that would react worse compared to me
>3way discord sex between amelia gura and astel
>>29404728She is friends with Nicholas Cage, confirmed.
>>29404728>Ame was the vvitch the whole time
>>29404661Based
>>29404646They just like anything and all things american
>>29404744That stream with Matsuri after the APEX tournament was the funniest fucking thing
>>29404371Don't they control the blush?
>>29404702Make a bunch of accounts, spend $5 on each of them.
>>29404744If anything to make Idol-fags kill themselves while everyone else can see what a non-deal it is.
>>29404752honestly same I've never met anyone else who's read the sequel, did you like it?
ame please I want to sleep...
>>29402671yeah I think she said it was one of his fingers got caught in the wheel, his pinky I think
>>29404756Oh my god, actually seek help dude.
>connorfags getting blown the fuck out
I really hate that cuckposters are using fucking Astel of all holostars for shitposting. The dude is too sweet for this shit
>Dabbing on shoutoutfagsHello, based department?
>>29404702It's too late, you're gonna get cucked
>>29404620I wish that JP game publishers would see the free publicity that western companies are getting, and making.
>>29404483Based, spaghetti spilling astel is genuinely hilarious.
>>29404747>Aloe>Kaoru>MoriHololive sure has a lot of controversial pink women, huh?
>>29403010I'm kinda jelly. Love the game.
>>29404702Hello Jay Pea
>>29404787We should add that to the list of lores?
>>29404756Are you retarded? Have you ever watched him? He's the most autistic person in hololive.
Get fucked attention seeking SCs
>chat spamming AstelAtleast she's ignoring it until she get to his SC
>astel ame collab next week. condomates commit mass suicide. idolfags leave ames channel. ame drops to 5k average viewers and makes nothing. gura doesnt stream with her anymore because shes tainted. she graduates in a few months
>>29404646Do you know him or have treated him well? Maybe he did it for sentimental thing though it's still stupid.
>>29404747Also already taken.
Is this really all superchats from a valorant stream?Is Ame making bank now?
>Christmas karaokeBros... I'm gonna gosling again
>>29404756Astel is a pretty timid guy, he's definitely not the type to pick up chicks. You should be more scared of our son NTRoberu, his charisma is too strong.
>your oshi>have you masturbated to her roommate?
>>29403904that's "samewatokusso"
>>29404797Cuckposters don't watch any of the Holos, this is already proven.
>>29403733that's just like /hlg/
>>29404817based
>>29404817Why are deadbeats like this?
>>29404756go watch some Astel, his loli voice is cute as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnHr-45t4jw
>>29404748Imagine that having streamers promote your game to thousands of people in your targeted demographic is good business.
>>29404794I'm so glad Ame is getting fucked by Taj Mahal guy instead of some anituber
>>29402532I wish we got more good shit like this instead of all the autistic doxx shit that gets posted during the day.
>already practicing for Christmas karaokeAme is cute!
Those donos were connorfags, I remember the SCs that she's talking about.
>>29404817Truth
>>29404775The amount of spaghetti Astel spilled during that time still hits me to the core
>>29404827gurai havent even masturbated to her
>>29404797no you see my schizo narrative is that he's actually a chad irl who's constantly swimmin in pussy 24/7 and he's gonna fly to America to dick Ame!t. /hlg/
>>29404483
>>29404817take your meds
>>29404827GuraThe fuck?
>>29404815i went to the wc what did i miss
Astel is basically the ultra virgin, what the fuck are you guys on about? If anything Ame would be the one pegging him
>>29404705because they pay the Apple tax
The NTR narrative gets stronger with each passing minute.
>>29403623After watching Midsommar, Korone spent an hour and a half detailing the most painful medieval torture method she could think of after being inspired by the blood eagle in that movie. It involved flaying the skin off the hands and some other things, iirc.
>>29404827InaNo, I cant even build the courage to beat off to Ina
What the fuck is a voice pack anyway? I see them sold from time to time but have absolutely no idea what they contain.
>>29404827your tail is poking, nousagi
>>29404817Chumshits?
>>29404827GuraNo, I'm not THAT much of a degenerate
>>29404757>With Ame pegging Astel on the bottom of the sandwich and Gura's cunny on the top
>>29404794haven't seen them spam it at all this stream, but I wasn't really paying much attention to chat, guess the filter works or they got bored.
>>29404359The Japanese are pretty fucking based then.
>>29404785yeah it was good though it's been over a decade since I read it I just remember liking it weird sing the random references in superchats>>29404794what did she do?
>>29404822She gets a lot of supers, but not many big ones.
>>29404827InaYes.
>>29404869Buy one and find out fag
>>29404702>>29404809https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>29404287anon.....>watoson ameriaNihongo does have a "tsu" sound but I think it sounds more awkward to say "Wa-tsun" or "Wa-tsu-on". Watoson probably was the best way to translate it
Who is Connor?
>>29404817>idol fags leave>still has most of her members because they don't give a shit>more comfy chatshe's gonna make it bros... ;_;
>>29404847Do you really believe that? She just played RF4 all day.
>>29404827GuraNo.
>>29404827PekoraNo but I did to Mel and Noel
so why is he angry all the time hlgg
>>29404827InaNot even to her avatar.
>>29404827What is there to even jack off to apart from c*n*n asmr?
>>29404687>>29404696not about using an iPhone, it's about shitting money away to Apple when you donate
>>29404827>Ame>Yes, a lot, now i demand doujin, c99 make it happen please
>>29404827GuraNo WTF?
>>29404806>2/3 dead>remaining one is dead herselfthere can only be one
>>29404817>astel ame collab next week>idolfags leave ames channelGood. The filtering of Ames chat begins.
>>29404661AmeSame is for friendship, not /u/ bullshit, she would be happy for her friend.
>>29404817how new are u?
>>29404891That dude from Detroit Become Human
>>29404728I'll add it to the list
>>29404820Complete stranger, I was with my fellow gaijins at the time exploring the nightlife and he just walked up to me and I had that exchange.
>>29404817Still seething huh schizo?
>>29404827AmeNo, but I did masturbate to Mori.
ANY GENKI CHADS?
>>29404817best timeline
>>29404827GuraNo, I haven't fapped in 3+ months
>>29404881There were three superchats asking for her to shoutout "someone" and she refused.
>>29404869Her reading something scripted as a short story. Tends to be much more intimate then what you'd get from a stream. There is also some bonus stuff thrown in, like Botan's apparently included a bunch of files to replace the default Windows system sounds which is cute as hell.
>>29404827gurawell, kill yourself faggot
>>29404822Mori gets the most exspensive ones$100+
>>29404890What about Watosan?
>>29404803Worst part is western companies might catch on to screwing over Japanese streamers. Rockstar self publishes in Japan now, but they force JP streamers to unmonetize their GTA5 and RDR2 streamers. Meanwhile western streamers are allowed to accept to do whatever the fuck they want while playing.
>>29404860>3 people paid me $10 to shoutout their one friend>that's not how it works
>>29404827InaI'm not even sure which one is the real one pic.
>Bottles from Ame/Ina collab STILL on her deskAmelia....
>ame ordered a prebuilt
>>29404827I haven't fapped since debut, bro.
>>29404931Tell me your secrets wise one
>>29404903I think you misunderstood the post, right?
>>29404817why are trashkodachis like this?
>>29404908So it's fine when Ame does it, huh. Naruhodo, sasuga.
>>29404817I don't care how much flack I get for this, but if she does collab with astel im dropping her immediately and labeling her a whore.
God dammit I want to go to sleep but I want to see her react to the Astel sticker...
>>29404891That dude from Terminator
>>29404827AmeI've barely fapped since HoloEN started, so No
>>29404756Stop caring about the relationship of a woman you'll never meet
>>29404661NONONONONONONODELETE THIS
>>29404834Add these two while you're at it https://streamable.com/gybnjq yaranaikahttps://streamable.com/hh1m2m Astel-mian Rhapsodyhttps://streamable.com/akw591 恋はドアを開けることhttps://streamable.com/r58s2r Love is an Open Doorhttps://streamable.com/j1f7tl Friend Like Mehttps://streamable.com/dg86qa You're Werecomehttps://files.catbox.moe/41hp1n.webm See You Againhttps://streamable.com/2q25h5 mononokehttps://streamable.com/zurnpv Wherever You arehttps://streamable.com/83f1j9 Under the Seahttps://streamable.com/bk0aht Pokemon gettohttps://streamable.com/a7ut55 I'm Still Standing (missing intro)https://streamable.com/1dziqa Bohemian Rhapsodyhttps://streamable.com/cw44fl Do You Want to Build a Snowmanhttps://streamable.com/g4jgfk Some things never changehttps://streamable.com/21hkad I Just Cant Wait to be Kinghttps://streamable.com/zurnpv Wherever You Arehttps://streamable.com/z68evi I Can Go The Distancehttps://streamable.com/7an9nc Kabutomushihttps://streamable.com/okao12 >IS THIS LAST SONG?https://streamable.com/cjyz55 Welcome to Japari Parkhttps://streamable.com/o2gw7c Fighting Dreamershttps://streamable.com/13rdk1 Onegai Muscle!https://streamable.com/26u0ke Country Roadshttps://streamable.com/zlug81 My Heart Will Go Onhttps://streamable.com/1hosm3 My Heart Will Go On (Full)https://streamable.com/ymhqc4 Towa + Astel - はじめてのチュウhttps://streamable.com/zlkkbj はじめてのチュウhttps://files.catbox.moe/g4dvlv.mp4 Asteltismhttps://files.catbox.moe/l05be4.mp4 Superfly - 愛をこめて花束をhttps://streamable.com/t3alsf Astel's Gachishttps://streamable.com/yiytcp ないものねだり (Kana-Boon)https://streamable.com/v5kx82 ロキ (Pretty Baby Boy Edition)https://streamable.com/qw9fs8 I Want It That Wayhttps://streamable.com/t2p5ju Astel - Colorblind Supachahttps://streamable.com/w8urh0 Under the Seahttps://streamable.com/wbdmmi Friend Like Me (Broadway Version)https://streamable.com/1xo8ft Mononokehttps://streamable.com/le0c46 Rev up the Astel Engine!https://streamable.com/ig2p9v TOkAs - ロキロキ
>fbk collabs with holostars>viewership doesnt increase during hololive popularity boom, scs drop from 2-3k per stream to sub 1k.>matsuli collabs with holostars>viewership declines to 4k, nobody cares about her anymore, makes no money in scs.imagine thinking ame will be able to collab with a holostar and not suffer actual damage to her fanbase + income. imagine being this much of a delusional schizofag.the only good thing will be 5ch JOP deaththreats thatll force astel to graduate.
>>29404702Simple advice.1. Grab a gun, shotgun is preferred, but a rifle or a pistol will work too.2. Put it in your mouth, pointing upwards3. Pull the trigger.Then you'll never have to suffer Ame playing with men, and I'll never have to suffer seeing you post again.
What's a good japanese text/work book?Anki and Manga reading is good, but I'm trying to get more input-based practice
>>29403578>Original song performancesEh, her songs are fine but I really hope she's not planning to do this every karaoke stream, especially when she has 5 of them, I want to hear her sing more new stuff
Would you compensated date her? She's paying.
>>29404359That's why HoloEN is actually a good thing over all for JP V commu. Once HoloEN becomes more explosively popular in the west, the Vtubers will become more and more acceptable for the Japs and spread more.
>>29404950Yes
>>29404869Just some voice files. Someone will probably post Kiara's pack here after it releases tho lol
>>29404706Now that's an alias I haven't heard in a while
>>29404817im an idolfag but i dont see anything wrong with collabing with holostars
>>29404881same been a while for me as well, yeah it's such an obscure reference>>29404869to add along i've seen voice packs that contain computer sounds like the startup sound or programs opening that you can substitute in
>>29404944The one with her sitting at a restaurant table is real. There's also a video of her graduation that might have a screenshot. The one with a woman standing on the roof is fake.
>>29404966Astelbro is that you?
>>29404869Just voice lines for a certain situation like waking you up or vday stuff
>>29404947It's better that way. Gura should also not be allowed to build her new streaming pc.
>>29404845this but unironically.
>>29404924Was Genki the text with MEARII SAN ?God I loved that about the textbooks, giving the characters a sort of cute continuity
>>29404822memberships are more than enough, as far as I've heard
>>29404971as long as i get rest my head on her tits
>>29404948Are you some kind of superhuman?
>>29404966These too* I need to sleep>>29404987Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBcSHES GONNA LISTEN TO IT
>>29404827>Mori>That photo broke me...
>>29404967Based idolchad
>>29404827KiaraYes
>ame book club streams
>>29404967This is one sad state of affairs
>book readinghaha 5k viewers. boring fucking shit.
>>29404971We would tear the whole town apart with our drinking binge.
>>29404756Jesus fuck, Ame has more of a chance being in a relationship with some literal who you will never meet than any of the holostars.
>>29404915That game got hit by the permissions holocaust right? Would be pretty good for some of the ENs to play, what a shame.
Being read to by Ame...
>>29404971Her BFE is super sweet and comfy
>Ame bookreading stream
>Amelia book readingI'M GONNA CHUM
POP ON ROCKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29404827kiarano, but i'm getting there
>amelia reading you bedtime storiesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29404966Astelbro, I don't know how to tell you this, but your oshi is kind of a manwhore.
>>29404834Okay, I love this man now
>>29404991>unironically a cuckanon?
>>29404971only if she lets me rest my head on her thighs at least once
Congrats Pops on Rocks shills.
>>29404968I wish a woman would do a vocaroo on this
>>29404990>it's better that wayIt's a bit of a gamble. Some prebuilts cause more headaches than just putting it together yourself.
>>29404924Which genki book was it where Takeshi got groped by a pervert on a train?
>>29404817this >>29404981 . Not everyone is a schizo unicornfaggot like this nigger>>29404956
>textboard>can post imagess-sugoi...
>>29404990no, we need gura pc building stream for maximum sufferkino
>>29404756Maybe you should stop being an idolfag because it isnt healthy
If she doesn't make Gremlin noises that could be unintentional ASMR material
>>29404702just pretend Ame graduated and never watch anything from her againand filter her names out of /jp/
>>29405024This is what I don't understand about people panicking over holostars collabs.
>>29405027Well yes... he's me.
>FRIENDS
>WE'RE JUST FRIENDSGURAMEBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GURAME BTFO
>>29404817why are ame anti's like this? They're almost as obsessed as anti chickens
>>29404943pretty levelheaded respoince
I love you Gura!I miss you Gura!
GURA FRIENDZONED AHAHA