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t-minus 24 minutes to graduation
I may have not watched every single stream of my oshi.
What's the Chicken's announcement bros?
周杰伦的诞生 WATSONS DEAD PARENTS SUPERCHATS 屈臣氏死父母超级 AME GURA DISCORD SEX IS REAL 性爱是真实的 MONTHS LONG MEDICINE ABSTINENCE WATSON NARRATIVE 一个月的药物禁欲 THE GIGGUK PHONECALL 电话 GAWR GURA BRUTALISM DRAWINGS 野蛮主义图纸 MORI CALLIOPE GRADUATION CEREMONY 毕业典礼 CANCELLATION OF HOLOEN GEN 2 取 NOEL BREAST REDUCTION CONTROVERSY 减少乳房的争议 ARTIA’S REVENGE 的收益 CONNORS DEBUT STREAM 删除流 DEATH OF KIRYU COCO 奇可可之死 HACHAMA POISONING INCIDENT 八AMA中毒事件 AO CHAN IS A BLACK MAN NARRATIVE 是黑人男人的叙事 NINOMAE INA ACKNOWLEDGES NIGGERMAN 的星期三S尼格·R·曼 DISSAPREANCE OF HIMEMORI LUNA 姬路LUNA的失衡 KIARA SEX STREAM 性别流 RETURN OF HITOMI CHRIS 日富克里斯的歸來 GEN 4 EUPHORIA PLAYTHROUGH STREAM 第4游玩流 SECRET OF WATSONS SHAFT 屈臣氏軸的秘密 GAWR GURA MINECRAFT SUICIDE INCIDENT 礦粉自殺事件 AMELIA WATSONS GRADUATION 屈臣氏畢業 HOLOEN GRADUATION STREAM 全息畢業流 YAGOO LEAKS 矢志漏風 ASACOCO WAS REAL NARRATIVE 是真正的敘事 LOST CHESS STREAM 失去了棋牌流 TOKOYAMI TOWA IS A MAN NARRATIVE 是一个男人叙事 HIMEMORI LUNA CHATURBATE SCANDAL 手杖 USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINE 承認巴勒斯坦 ROBOCOS RAPE LIVESTREAMED 油菜直播 GREAT YAGOO DEPRESSION ARC 矢AG抑鬱弧 HOMOSTARS WAS REAL 是真实的 ARTIA REPLACES YAGOO 替代 GEN 5 OFFLINE MEETING第5代离线会议 END OF HOLOLIVE 浩劫的尽头
Kiara Important Announcement https://youtu.be/63C4bRNjWC0Watson Valorant https://youtu.be/U6tyuTgKgIs>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>29391195She just woke up
How does this image make you feel?
INA IS COMFYCOMFYCOMFY
I love Amelia
The other one has a typo
Ina's not gonna make it
Hey friends! How are you doing, gonna watch Kiara's stream?
Ame in 2 hours right?
Gura makes my iron the big iron
>GOOD MORNINGGGGGG i woke up at 10:00 am i can't believe itliterally just woke up
>>29391215confirmed
Important PSA for all KFP employees: Dont come to the thread in 20 minutes for the incoming meh-ltdown
POST HOLOLIVE ENGLISH PICTURESRIGHT NOW
Who's ready to get disappointed here?
>chicken IMPORTANT announcement>no chicken OP
>>29391190Teamate, it must be hard...
Will Haachama unarchive this ASMR or will it be members-only again? Don't want to stay up if I can just watch it later.
>Yfw you will never have a hiki artist gf
I hope everyones doing good
The homostars are saved!https://twitter.com/Iron_Mouse/status/1329223644871090184?s=19
Get any important posts out of the way now, things are about to get real shitty.
>>29391233makes me laugh
MORI LUST
Amelia is cute!
>>29391202>USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINE
>>29391256Hey friend. I think I'll have it in the background while I do my reps.
>>29391237Jesus, look at those hands
>>29391277i meant to but i misclicked. sorry
>>29391256Might as well
>>29391190I didn't watch TABS ep2 or Fall Guys...
>>29391233Looks kind of like that foreverially delitized guy's art. Delitized HoloENs when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJFGBKHcAEWinning Son is on.
>>29391291Loli Amelia is cuter!
>>29391282That's how it is.
I'm making popcorn for the thread meltdown, anyone else want some?
>>29391195A song with Mori
>>29391277It's better this way if her announcement is disappointing.
I am going to contact the 4chan staff team about blocking all the extensions used for soundposting. And I am sure they will take my side because they already lowered the post count from 2000 to 1500 for the explicit purpose of not making us wade through 30 minutes of posts with no images like you soundniggers are making us do again. So start counting down the days where you can still post your shitty /v/ music soundniggers because soon you'll be forced to use catbox again like proper board culture respecting /jp/ citizens.
>maybe I'll have a gura-illa stream>or maybe not fuhaha
Please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch please don't be merch
>>>
Amelia and Gura will never be a couple. For Amelia, Gura is nothing more than a little sister, so doesn't matter how hard Gura tries it will never happen.
Welcome to the announcement fields :)
>>29390538Since you asked so nicely, I added blue nails for hydrationcheckbro.
AmeSame
>>29391277Chicken...
>>29391287Is there even art of the homos that isn't, well, homo? That'd be kinda based
>>29391281More than likely for members. The last one she put as "no archive" went up for members.
>>29391190I skipped the last Overcooked collab. I'm sorry, Gura, I just can't do it.
>>29391256Friend, why do you still play phasmophobia with no more available progression? I get maybe 10 times, but you played 80 times.
>>29391207where is polka's schedule? shes holoen too
>>29391312RELEASE THE PICTURE, INA
>The schizo opened /hlgg/, they had no idea what they were in for.
>>29391329>>>
>>29391277
>>29391272
>>29391329will she stop numberfagging when she overtakes Ina?
>>29391256She's slowly becoming a little too much for me, but it won't hurt.t. KFP Jannie
>Dad from Inas stream found Roberu
>>29391321>[Deleted]
>>29391233Like expanding my md5 filter list
How will Gura react to Soma? Pretty sure she is too much of a brainlet to get the actual horror of the game
>>29391329Goddamit Kiara.
>>29391330Shut up
Gura... where's your Gurailla stream...
>>29391329Her big announcement is gonna be numberfaggingCalling it now
>>29391348the guys I play phasmo with are level 80. I don't really understand it, I'm level 25ish and already it feels like all the missions are resolved more or less the same way
>>29391195ATTENTION ALL KFP EMPLOYEESIT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT PEKORA SENPAI HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE MOONALL EMPLOYEES ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO JOIN THE FIGHT TO DESTROY THE MOONNON COMPLIANT EMPLOYEES WILL BE FIREDTHAT IS ALL
>>29391256My curiosity is peaked so I'll watch and proceed to be disappointed at whatever the announcement is.
I can't fucking believe Kiara.Fucking multiple JPs is one thing, but announcing that she's selling a brand of pocket pussies to steal the virginity of the KFP is beyond the pale. Did the gigastacy meme get to her head?
a very iina iina iiiina aggie
>>29391168Dream of a Fisherman's Wife
>>29391362>when she overtakes Ina?never gonna happen
Chicken announcement is probably that she is changing regions since she flopped in EN.
>>29391281Go to sleep, I will archive it either way and upload it tomorrow around this time if no one did it before me.
I have to catch up and see Mori's watchalong, how was it? was she good at it? talked too much or too little?
>>29391343There's some casual stuff
>>29391367Why did this account had to be owned by someone political
>>29391310Why does he have so many Spanish people on chat?
>>29391329Am i the only one that doesn't have a problem with this?. She's just being excited to me.
>>29391226THE DEVIL OF HOLOLIVETHE DEATH OF HOLOLIVE
>>29388404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCcdr4O-3gE
Please be civil for what comes next.
>>29391383>I have come to announce that I will not be ending this stream until I reach 500k subs.
>>29391330gura leaning on ame is the cutest shit in the world
>>29391391Those stacked takos are incredible.
I can't believe Kiara is pregnant!
>>29391387KEK please do more Star Trek Holo memes, anybody.
>>29391367I hate self promoting assholes, but that is a perfect combination.
>>29391407THE NIGGER OF NIPPON
Maybe the announcement is a Kiara/Pekora collab when Kiara reachs 500K
>>29391310He has a punchable smirk.
>>29391287Would holostars be in the same kind of Yab danger if it was revealed one of them had a girlfriend, or would it be more mild?
>>29391332based
>>29391405It's a meme, nobody is actually bothered by it, it's just funny how often she does it.
>start stream>intro music fades out>I have a huge announcement to make:>I just woke up>end streamWhat would you do?
Kiara please put down the gun....
Kiara's announcement is that she personally sucked off several Japanese vidya CEOs, and now she has permission to stream any game she wants, including Atlus and Capcom games.Also, Huke is making a dirndl outfit for her.
>>29391359forgive me, but i forgot name of green gorlplease spoonfeed this baby
>>29391190I never watched my Oshi's debut or second stream.
>>29391414Me on top
>>29391321Based Tired of these faggots
>>29391391INADEQUATE
>>29391409Fuck off
>>29391387Based Dukat poster
>Open Kiara stream>It's Todd Howard>Close the stream
“Watson Detective Agency.”>”Hey Watson, I heawd youw biwdfwiend has a big announcement coming up! Any clues as to what it might be?”“I’m not able to answrr that question at this time, Homestar.”>”I wemembew my last big announcement was putting a hyphen in between the “home” and “staw” in my name!”>”Did you really?”>”No, I just said that to make Mawzipan feel bettew.”
>>29391401It was really great. Keep in mind she only really chimed in to quote along with the movie or to gush about it, since she's probably seen it like 50 times.
>>29391434If that actually happened, I would become a member
kiara better not wait all stream to announce whatever it is she is announcing i need to fix my fucking sleep schedule
>>29391434I would kneel.
>>29391438Go ask /vyt/
>>29391391Oh I forgot I made one
>>29391434drop a carpet of red superchats
>>29391380I mean we all knew there wouldn't be a stream but I still hoped for it anyway
>>29391401It was peak dork, so Mori/10.
>>29391409>Please be civilAsking that here lmao. I have bad news for you.
>didn't buy into the hype because it's Kiara>will probably still be disappointed when the announcement is a nothingburgerIt's fucking merch isn't it...
>>29391202>GEN 5 OFFLINE MEETINGwhen is this happening anyways?
>>29391330>so doesn't matter how hard Gura tries it will never happen.>>Kiara Gura collab is just both of them going "tfwnogf"
>>29391434genuflect
>>29391367Is that ARG still going? Is it even an ARG channel anymore?
>>29391434red superchat
>>29391354>Six antis with narratives pointed at them
>>29391354This was a fuckin bomb droppin on /hlgg/. For a few seconds, this place was armageddon. There was a shitstorm!
>>29391434Stay subbed
>>29391332Nice Job, bro
>>29391207Ame what the fuck is that thumbnail..https://streamable.com/546l83
>>29391423That doesn't warrant a dedicated stream.
any updates on the gura guerilla stream yet, bros?
>>29391468Does that make you... frustrated?
What do you guys think the announcement could be?I thought it was going to be the stupid song
>>29391457Based Mori supporting trans rights
>>29391434would be pretty based desu
>>29391434I would sub and become a member
>>29391190I decided to go to bed in the middle of Overcooked today. Good way to begin reducing my fomo.
>>29391434I would start watching her streams.
>>29391483>For a few days, this place was Amegeddon
>>29391434>doesn't numberfag at all during the announcementsorry anonchama i can't suspend my disbelief
>>29391471I would be pretty happy if it's good merch.
>>29391471Mori merch makes more sense. She more successful in EN and JP than chicken
>>29391401Watch the movie just so you can see how much of present day mori exists just because young mori watched it and it influenced her development
If this isn't her announcing the PlayStation 6 I'm gonna be so pissed.
>>29391491If she doesn't pop up in chat, there's no chance.
>>29391472who's the one next to the clown and the lion?
>>29391308you made me google this and now i feel sick
>>29391496Pekora collab
>>29391434>open stream>I just woke up>close stream
>>29391354What if it was one anti with six narratives?
>>29391496Thanksgiving event, Takamori duet. some minor merch maybe, and preview on bits of the talk show. Anything more will be a pleasant surprise to me.
>>29391324PLEASE BE MERCHIll buy it
>>29391368I'm sure it's just me, but the opening notes remind me of fucking September by Earth, Wind and Fire, and I just can't get it out of my mind.
>>29391471If this chicken gets merch before Gura I'm going...
>>29391472I cant look at this and NOT think "have sex"
>>29391491lol
>>29391402Are you retarded? Dad is an ARG channel
>>29391481>What if it was one ban evader with six narratives?
Yogiri!
>>29391434FURIOUS MATING PRESS
>>29391507Well the CN shit was absolute toxic
>>29391491It's harvest seasonpls understand
>>29391330They're cute as hell regardless so it's okay.
>>293914961. song with mori2. new outfit for kiara soon3. pekora collab soon
>>29391434Aka that hilarious bitch
>>29391401I just finished it myself, she didn't end up doing much banter, but it was fun since it was a movie she clearly liked a lot.
Chicken?
>>29391537She has had fewer sexual partners then anyone in HoloEN
>>29391542fucking kek
Any upcoming streams tonight? Ugh hours of dead hours...
>>29391401It struck a good balance between movie and commentary, with Mori hyping it up and trying to stop herself from spoiling anything because of how much she loves the movie. We also got some lore that this is the first "cool" movie Mori ever saw and she still thinks it's the coolest shit ever to this very day considering how much she was gushing over certain scenes.
>>29391391Link?
>>29391195Aloe is joining EN Gen 2
>>29391434kneel and become a member
>>29391429The Stars might not have a lot of viewers but they have some big spenders, a big chunk of which are likely housewives.
こんばんは
>>29391404Someone must've translated his winning son moment to spanish
>>29391491She gave you hope only to snatch it away, are you frustrated?
>>29391542Add in that one post from around debut when he acted as if the meidos were backing his "righteous crusade"
KFP is real
Its gonna be Pekora collab.
>>29391330the little sister thing is cute
>>29391542what are they trying to say? Its english is shit.
>>29391563https://aggie.io/yklqpcuxgk
>>29391555but the maymays...
>>29391562>Mori getting legitimately sad at the funny man's death
>>29391472I wanted to watch her horn grow.
Stream title says some "things" implying multiple. It's merch.
>>29391587ROCCO LOVE
Gura here, prepping for my daily discord session with Ame. Any ideas for tonight?
Let's all learn some useful skill while waiting for Kiara's announcement!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4HWWzPDzKsWith knowledge from this video and it's sequels you will be able to belly dance like Aki and be of use for your oshi as decoration!
Kiara is going to fuck Mori ON STREAM
>>29391550Gura is real thirsty for Ame.Ame is not even into girls.
>>29391567That's hot
>>29391483>>29391354I might have to actually watch the movie if people are going to start making memes I don't understand.
>>29391330>reddit filename
>>29391565Remind me if we even managed to confirm her English capabilities.
>>29391588she's horny alright
>>29391434That would be based af desu wa~
>>29391588Lewd.
>>29391562You just know that this dork made that tattoo after this movie
>>29391505Same. Love that trio, but Overcooked is way too much of a shitty game to me. I can watch someone's mom playing candycrush and it'll be the same
>>29391590ESL so it could be anything. Sorry chief.
>>29391600isn't ame usually the one in control? why do you need ideas if she'll just tell you what to do
>>29391562>the F-word is used 246 timesShe counted!
>>29391569That last one being wa is degenerate.
>>29391330>gurame are redditorsno one ws surprised
Please i need to hear that Ame clock song its stuck in my head and i dont remember what its called.
>>29391609Honestly, you should. Even if you don't like Mori you should just watch it on your own time, the second half is fucking amazing.
>nobody retweeted the announcement stream*cough* *cough* The numbers... They're too low... I don't feel so good... Please... *cough*
Post Narratives>Kiara was upset her streams weren't doing the big numbers so she hyped up this stream for days in anticipation, scheduled it during western hours, and mentions it in every collab she does just to increase her live viewers count. The announcement is actually some bullshit
>>29391609TEEHEE TEEHEE TEEHEEHonestly just a fun movie even if you don't want to watch along with Mori
>>29391601Finally useful info
>>29391610>4chan X>Google image>Post from URL>???
>>29391202>HACHAMA HAS NO FEET NARRATIVEOh no, Haachama needs someone to take care of her and attend to her needs...How can fans possibly fantasize about her now...
How long until Roberu gets his 3d model.
>>29391256Cute friend!
>>29391602*Kiara is going to watch chat fuck Mori on stream and provide live commentary on the quality of sex being had
Kiara's announcement will be an off collab box match with Moona.
Why are Gura’s blue nails so cute?
>>29391383Its going to be a peko collab.
>>29391325>fuhahaok i laughed
>>29391330Little sis great friends thing is fine since less likely to get messy compared to a romantic relationship but I NEED the discord sex narrative to be true, this is the only reason I want AmeSame to be a thing
>>29391434I'd member if that happened.
At this point there is no announcement that will live up to the hype.What matter is how much people will be disappointed.
>>29391367I think he showed up on one of Mori's Mad Father streams too, possibly the last one, guy just wants attention.
>>29391639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBc
>>29391401she talked just enough imho, I was able to focus on the kino while still seeing exactly how much she loves the movie - she knew it almost scene by scene
>>29391472ALOE LOVE!!!
>>29391655This interaction actually elevated the value of chicken coin significantly for me.
Aloe returns to Gen5 just to make Among Us collabs better
>>29391668If she said that they got permissions for Capcom games I would kneel on the spot
>>29391649>she has no feetPerfect, I have a strong aversion to feet.
>>29391671This dude is seriously talented
I'm curious about what Ame's role in all of this is.
Let's numberfag for the numberfag. Any estimations on what the peak viewer count will be?
>holiday season>Japan loves fried chicken for the holidaysKiara is gonna announce a KFP meal collab for KFC.
>ame talking to gura on discord during the dandy watchalong
>>29391643BIG tail hole in that swimsuit
>>29391686I would unironically dogeza in my room
>>29391643budding shark...
>>29391556Hi there!
This better be good.
>>29391256Yes.
>>29391639https://youtu.be/42QhdIradBc
>>29391691One.Just me.
>>29391655Big cock on ame
>>2939169130k at most
>>29391601Aki needs to more love
>>29391629>he fell for the narratives
>>29391645>We're on the same side, I'm the cunny man!
>>29391634Better than that, there's an early scene that's just a continuous stream of 'fuck' it's when Rocco flips the fuck out about the brothers pretending they're about to kill him and you can hear her counting off each one under her breath. Mori is just too fucking cute.
I kind of hope it's just an absolute shit house announcement, like something everyone already knows
>>29391690Probably preparing some assets for the presentation.
I'm just watching to see whatever Ame made.
>>29391671>not even at 4k yetngmi for Supa Sunday
>>29391690Enabler
>>29391634That'd be funny, but apparently that trivia was listed on amazon prime where she watched it.
How many times do you guys think Kiara is going to numberfag on this stream?
>>29391691Peaks at 20k. Averages at 15k
>>29391671How has this not blown up more? It's so good.
>>29391190I don't watch shit that has Calli in it, so I missed some streams.
>>29391671>>29391711Lifesavers thank you
>>29391668I can think of a few (positive) things that could make the threads explode but none of those will ever happen.
If Kiara managed to somehow get Capcom permissions for EN, which Capcom game would you want each girl to play?
>>29391690I'm pretty sure she's making a sketch break for the talk show
>>29391691I'd say a max of 25k, and that's me being generous
>>29391668I'd be surprised if anywhere outside of here makes a big deal about it.
>>29391723Like some sort of...song?
>>29391691>close thread
>>29391472Wasn't it something like late november? Or did it already happen?
>>29391716She needs to do more karaoke streams with talk-show afterwards
>>29391736yes
>>29391688Theres also this piano arrangement of Kiara's BGM that she mentioned during the chess gamehttps://youtu.be/TpMFH0loOjQ
I completely forgot I was a Kiara member
>>29391721The best streams are the ones where everyone is having fun, including the streamer.
>>2939169129 900
ok redpill me on the chicken i havent gave EN a solid chance but i love me some menhera
>>29391472Never
>>29391292This should enrage Mori, she's a Jew.
>>29391721I think she might have actual autism
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE GIVE ME AMELIA'S TIME MACHINE TO TRAVEL 5 MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE
>>29391691More than her karaoke.
kek
>>29391703>You're pekoraHow do you stop what happens next?
>>29391596It's been 1 day since Rocco "graduated"I'm sad that he's dead and he's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for him when he meets Mori.ROCCO LOVE
>>29391738Never underestimate the ability of youtube's algorithm to hide good content from people.
Mori Love!Supporting My Boy's best friend and seeing what her announcement is!
Aussie shitposting brigade standing by for chicken stream
>>29391745Full EN collab in Monster Hunter
>>29391745Gura should play Resident Evil since she said she likes those games
It'd be too weird if she dedicated an entire stream to announcing a Peko collab, it's gotta be something else
>>29391686What if it's a sponsored Tales of Arise stream when the game comes out, and she gets permission to play it all the way through? I know that's Bamco, but you gave me a narrative.
5 MINUTES, I AM PREPARED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BOSS
>>29391751Even better would just be the completion of the KFP in minecraft.
>Ina cancel her collab with jaype senpai because she want to celebrate her family birthdayi call that bullshit
Kiaras numberfagging makes me want to just watch the drama here rather than helping her view count
>>29391691>8k waiting right nowAround 25~30K then will drop hard after the announcement being nothingburger
>>29391723I kind of hope its numberfagging if only for ~300 posts of>>>people are saying its the song but I think its related to the talk show
>>29391711>>29391671gura probably found this first and send it to ame
>>29391691Nothing else really going on so I'll be generous and say 27k
Themed gens are the best ones.
>>29391686Shit I'd love to watch Gura play Resident Evil.Gurame RE5 would also be fun even though I don't like that game in particular.
>>29391491
>>29391401spoilers: https://files.catbox.moe/5ifl5t.mp4
If this is nothing there's a 40% chance I'll be mad.
>>29391769Five hour long high quality zatsudans disguised as super chat readings
Kiara has been exiled from austria and can not return.
>>29391769she's annoying don't watch her
5 minutes
What will it be?>Song>Pekora Collab>New not shit costume
>Hey guys, technical difficulties, the announcement will be in 24hrs
>>29391190>tfw most of my oshi's streams fell victim to the holocaust before I caught up>tfw some of my favourite moments are lost forever
New narrative : Kiara is actually Ane'nis and the announcement is just to tell us that her birthday is tomorrow.
Holy shit, Kiara's chat is just a storm of green. She must have a HUGE member:viewer ratio.
>>29391251can a more wealthy anon pls commission art of ina that has irrumatio with her tentacles being pulled
If normalfags are so religiously anti-loli, why is Gawr Gura the number one hololive member?
>>29391802She never said that.
>>29391763Cute art but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this trinity in fanart before
Maybe the important announcement were the nothingburgers we found along the way
>>29391781I don't know every word but I think that's a scuffed translation, it's talking about Amelia being an ecchi na onee san to Gura
I can't wait for Kiara's first song original song!
>>29391797Are you ready?
>>29391549Away with you, vile beggar!
>>29391281the thumbnail says NNN on itWhat is Hachama going to do for a Nonstop nut november ASMR? Read her Ero-doujinshi about HoloEN?
Please be a collab with /ourguy/.>https://youtu.be/pPZDBF0kei0
>>29391779Be patient my little egg.
>>29391671We really need to make a concerted effort to get this in for the superchat reading.
ENTER GIGACHICKEN
Its just going to be a song announcement
>>29391802Where the fuck is this narrative coming from?She specifically said her schedule was sparse this week because of the celebrations, nothing else.
>>29391730What's the lowest for the bot anyways. I managed to make the bot enter Marine's GURU GURU MAWARU just for it to deny the view count
>>29391738Has ame seen it? I'm sure she'd like it.
Is going to be something retarded and underwhelming, isn't it?Like she being a guest in that shitty podcast or something like a new song with her and Calli. Hell, maybe she is just making an announcement of the Holofest thing, we know she and Calli will be there somehow.
>>29391822Kiara becomes the next Haachama, a cursed being never again permitted to step foot onto their homeland
>>29391720
>>29391691After memeing the announcement twitter and getting a shot out from Ame during the 40k chess game, id said it will manage to reach 30k
>>29391769she is menhera, if you like that she is for you
I'm still waiting for that very day one of the girls does something that makes every single person kneel harder than Mori's debut, the Shuba collab, Gura's popularity spike and all the karaokes combined. A difficult if not nigh impossible task but it would be glorious watching these threads and everywhere else if it ever happened.
>>29391671>>29391711Whoever made this did a good job, it's been stuck in my head for days. I think Amelia will like it.
>>29391763the rejected girlfriends fanart?
>>29391815i fucking love this dork
>>29391769watch any of the mario games (kart, 64, sunshine) stream vods.
>>29391810Numbered gens are also cursed. Holo5 is a head short and Trinero became Duonero
>>29391836Publicly they're anti-loli but all but 1% of men are pedos
>>29391833her orange ones?
Okay, everyone's posting about what it'll be, but I have another question. How long is this announcement going to be? Like how much will she try to milk it versus how much you expect to be getting?
>>29391486The enthusiasm in how Gura says it makes this clip hilarious every time.
Here's my announcement:I love Polka!
>>29391829Kiara has probably the single most dedicated fanbase of the ENs. There's a good reason she's 2nd in supas despite the smallest viewerbase. Her viewers love her.
I wish this is really something
>>29391836all kneel to the cute and funny
>>29391836Most clippable meme moments. Youtube algorithm sorcery. Angelic singing talent.
I PREDICT>announcement is going to be a complete let down. some shitty mobile game or something (maybe a gacha collab)>antiposting against kiara in this thread will hit a mach 12
>>29391836I believe there to be a difference between a normalfag, a normie, and a weeb. Not all of them are complete normalfags.
>>29391346ok good so i'm not the only one
>>29391730She hasn't seen it on Twitter yet either it seems, which is a shame. I don't think too many people have made cool things for Ame aside from the hic remix or two I saw a while back. Makes me wish I had a creative bone in my body.
>>29391855Damn, chickenchads look like THAT!?
>chat is like 80% greensasuga KFP
>>29391836Every single human being on the earth that doesn't specifically have a granny fetish is a pedophile
>>29391807>hey ame look at what I found on hlgg today
>>29391878Bold thing to admit if you're not a woman
>>29391269>GOOD MORNINGGGGGreminded me of the steveposts on /v/ for a second
>>29391870gotta wait for EN gen 2 for a happening that big
watch the announcement be the return of Huke to the MC server
>>29391855holy shitgod have mercy on us
>>29391860I think 5k
QUICK GUESS WHAT HER "IMPORTANT" ANNOUNCEMENT IS ABOUT?I'm thinking it's her chicken.
I'm genuinely worried that if this announcement crashes and burns that the bird will spiral into depression.
>>293918605k
Anouncement is that she's going to _fuck Marine on her new official Chaturbate channel
>>29391434This announcement needs to either be appropriately huge, or comically small. Anything in between would be a disappointment.
We gotta brace ourselves KFP Jannies, this thread is about to hit the shit
>>29391872>jilted lovers club
>>29391786I like TakaMori too, but not every Kiara stream needs to be associated with DemonDick.
>>29391881If its over half an hour I'll be shocked, maybe if she really pads out the details about the talk show.
ARE YOU READY?!
It's gonna be fucking nothing and you know it.
>>29391913new emotes
>>29391870Gura doing asmr with over 500k viewers and then Yagoo shows up and drops an aka
>>29391913original song
>>29391491The what now?
>>29391779Let this pass the time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpkzp4EilM
>not even 10k waitingLMAO KFP BTFO
It's gonna be merch I bet
>>29391590I mean, probably something along those lines, she's been telling her superchatters to save their money for this week and next over the last weekend.
Would you lick the detective's feet?
>>29391773this narrative is dead, Mori is a good catholic girl. In nomeni patri, et fili, spiritus sancti, amen.
Reminder this was the last day Kiara was ever happy. This failed announcement will leave her forever depressed.
>>29391329>>>tired_marine.png
>>29391913Just a random song she will cover
>>29391914God I hope that happens, it'd be so hot.
>>29391836If you mingle with some normalfags in youtube comments, you'd find they think the ravioli ravioli shit is non ironic.
>Mori is a tomboy who abuses outdated slang to sound cool, works as a part-time teacher, aspires to be professional rapper in the underworld, and is still getting used to being an idol-like figure as an official member of Hololive>Calliope is her twin sister and a girly-girl who enjoys getting her nails done, going on dates with Mori's chat, and has started treating her sister's deadbeats like a boyfriend substitute while Mori is busy with work and her side projects>the end of "Dead Beats" is actually Calliope, not Mori, telling deadbeats to jerk it now, prompting Mori to interrupt and scold Calliope before the track is over>they take turns streaming and nobody knows which one they're getting for any given stream until it starts>they've even taken up switching out mid-stream to give the other some much-needed time to restwhat do I do if I only love Calli?why does it have to be a buy 1 take 1 scenario aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29391907That would not be a disappointment to me honestly.
>>29391870They would have to revive and kill hitler for that to happen
>>29391951Anonchama!?!?
>>29391797Don't go in half cocked
>>29391505i feel you anon
Its going to be something dumb we already knowSong plus who will be collab with next week
>>29391604That's factually incorrect. Ame is one of the few holo girls confirmed to be bi-sexual. Whether or not she prefers girls or guys, idk, but she's definitely not straight.
>>29391190It must truly be painful being a teamate.her stream times are from late afternoon to early morning and I can't imagine trying to catch them all unless you were a NEET.
>>29391870I really have trouble imagining anything that can make people kneel better than karaoke streams.
>>29391810Why is Gen 4 just an extension of HoloFantasy but without a name?
>>29391942>open thread>Kiara antis numberfagging>hide post
>>29391918<span class="sjis"> SENCHOUS DUSTY OLD WOMB IS MINE DAMNIT![/spoiler]
>inb4 hurr durr I'm going to do a collab with pekora-senpai
It's going to be her phoenix transformation
>>29391913Something really dumb that's she'll cry about to members later despite hyping it up for days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430i9WgZHyU
It's Minecraft Server merge you guise
CHARLES MANSON DIED THREE YEARS AGO TODAY
>>29391808She mentioned during the Ame chess collab that its not about the talk show
Is she really gonna graduate? I'm scared...
>>29391945No bro she only showers once a week
https://www.strawpoll.me/35144457
>>29391910>>29391916>5kThere goes all the underrated song clips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM GOING INSANEWHATS IT GOING TO BE
Kiara is getting a King cover and shes formally announcing the collab with Pekora. Sorry to ruin the surprise, but you guys are cool with ruining things.
>>29391951Graduation soon.
It's just gonna be more info on her talk show thing.
Heres to my deadbraps
I'M ABOUT TO PISS MY FUCKING PANTS
I'd love a christmas album sung by all of HoloEN including Haachama, but I doubt it
It's ArkEN server....
Ready for a day of Kiara hate?
It's Chimkin dakimakura
>>29391870You'll legitimately have to wait for 3D Debuts for that.
last minute predictionhuke made another costume for her
>>29391977Ohh, this is a good guess but I dunno if that'd be a whole stream
>>29391970Truly numberfagging runs deep in Hololive
>>29391836ironic weebs will flock around lolis like moths around flames
I am ready to shitpost.
GOD I'M SO FUCKING ANXIOUS WHY DOES THE CHICKEN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS
>>29391973she's spreading
>>29391973>AkaiHaato cutout ends up on fire
I'M ALREADY MAD AT THE ANNOUNCEMENT /HLGG/IT CANNOT LIVE UP TO THE NARRATIVES IT LAUNCHED
>>29391394Eh, depending on how well she does on the talkshow she could in like 2-3 months
>>29391836based on my experience, those who are religiously anti-loli are a bunch of fucking pedos
>>29391973
It's not the talk show and it's not the song though she will talk about them they aren't the announcement
>>29392005COCO DO NOT PUT THIS CURSE ON US
>>29392006>day
>>29391994This
>>29391966Based
>>29392020kek that would glorious
>>29391939what was THAT about?Was she actually laying an egg?
>>29391913Costume or merch. She's saying to lay low on the superchats before after all. If not those two, nothingburger or a new PC
>>29391836All men contain his essence, this is simply an inescapable truth.
Thoughts on these 3?
SHE'S HERE
She's going to take some time off to return to Austria.
>>29391956You kill yourself for having shit taste and pray that Calli is the one to come to take you. She won't, it'll be death senpai.
POST YOUR CHICKENS
>>29391397based, I'll check the archive then anon, thanks
>stream starts>opens to black screen>a face slowly emerges from the darkness
Brace for disappointment
STARTING
WE'RE LIVE BOYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63C4bRNjWC0
>>29391836They find ways to cope with the cognitive dissonance. See the comments on all the videos that vandalize Gura's voice by slowing her singing by 10%. You find normalfags there thinking that somehow Gura's real voice sounds like that.
It'll be something exclusively Kiara-related and therefore 95% of the thread won't give a shit, why even hype it up?
ITS TIME
>>29392000THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIIIIIGHTBased
>>29392040Very lewd ones.
>>29391981I love this little fish like you wouldn't believe
8:30 already passed dumb kraut bitch.
>>29392040I love them all like I love all the girls
>>29392005your anon license is hereby revoked
>>29391870Holostars EN will debut with a full 1 hour narrative piece to give each member more lore than all previous gens combined. It will conclude with an announcement that they have signed a contract with Amazon studios Japan and everyone will kneel when Jeff Bezos appears onscreen and says "but wait there's more" and greenlights Jashin Chan up to season 6
Hey, weren't Chumbuds worried about some kind of xQc collab? I don't really understand who he is, but I saw he got banned from Twitch, so you're safe.I can't believe Kiara did it
>>29392044
>>29392040Holy Trinity
>>29392040The right one is fine
>>29391981>minecraft autists actually had her worried about "progression"
>>29392040I reject. >>29392044My favorite.
>>29392040I'm a big fan of HoloEN
>>29391971She trying to be family friendly now. New narrative, Enma's a cunt and is worried about the EN girl's image considering some of the risque things the JPs have done in the past. And it's the EN side preventing collabs.
>>29392035cramping
I can't wait for the narratives, yay
Always remember the Hype Chart, expecting nothing so you can't be dissapointed.
HOOCHA
if you reply to this post with your strongest narrative it will be the announcement
>>29392040My wives
>>29392040I REJECT THEM
>>29391945probably, i'd make her do much more degrading things though so it evens out
I might just skip it if its nothing. I need sleep for haachamas icicle asmrnothin personell bird
>>29392044The only image I have of her.
>>29392039this is true
>>29392047It's only a matter time until someone in Yagoo's House of Menhera snaps.
>>29392040The trinity of power.
I'm so nervous, I'm filled with dread. Please don't fuck up, tenchou.
>>29392035>Was she actually laying an egg?Yes, anon, yes. An actual egg
>>29391966Just cause someone is bi don't mean they gonna fuck ya
>>29391918>>29391971
KFP employees report inLondon Branch Fry-cook here
>>29391745Ame should probably play Ace Attorney or Dead Rising for something in character. Mori should try DMC because of the good music and because her outfit is as rad as the game itself.
It's going to be the talkshow, isn't it?
>>29392066That guy gets banned on twitch every month.
NO KIARA, DON’T SAY IT!
>>29391968I knelt so hard during the karaoke streams that my knees went into China and destroyed HoloCN so yeah idk what would top that. It would have to be something as unexpected as Jesus returning.
ITS COMINGITS COMING
>>29391671Can someone just swallow their pride and post it on r*ddit so it can get to 5k views already
Its going to be fucking nothing isn't it.
>>29392012I could actually see Huke giving her a new outfit for free and Kiara paying a rigger out of her own pocket.
KIARA COCK REVEAL SOON
>>29391982God I wish.
>>29392078I don't want it to be merch... Even Pekora collab would be a more exciting announcement.
>>29392054So this thread gets more shitposting material for the next few weeks
WTF! THAT'S IT???!!! THAT'S THE FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT???? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME YOU DUMB CHICKEN?? ALL THAT HYPE FOR NOTHING
I doubt there is any way this announcement won't end up annoying me
It's just Mori's sex tape stop worrying
SHE GIGGLED!!!
>>29391956If you marry one the other comes along for the ride and endless threesomes. I am slowly crafting the finer details of this narrative in my spare time.
>65k viewersHoly shit Kiara is inclining!
>>29392000
Announcement time, get hype!
>>29392080The 2nd Kiara has escaped with the gun
>>29392080peko
ANNOUNCEMENT IS LITERALLY MAKING ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF FUCKKK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BEFORE I KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT
>>29392107she already confirmed it isn't the talkshow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA ANOUNCEEEEEEEEEE
>>29392039I've been behind on the shark lore, can someone fill me in on why mike myers is associated with her now
>>29392080Kiara's guns are already in every house.
>>29392080Holo x CLAMP anime collab.
Kiara's live, time for the /cgl/ cabal to come out of their tranny caves.
what's she laughing at?
aint she early? thought this was starting at 9PM EST.
kikireki!!!!!!!!!!!
Please be something
I have to be out of my house the actual moment Haachama does her ASMR, life isn't fucking fair
>>29391791What girl would use what weapon? Who would be based enough to use the hammer?
graduation announcement for moona inc
>>29392000kino
IT'S HAPPENING
>>29392099Los Angeles branch here at work
>>29392080its merch
>>29392040Trinity simple as
>>29392096me to anon, damn i need my meds
KIKIREKIIIIII WOW 20K VIEWER WAITING FOR ME TO ANNOUNCE SOMEHOW JUST WOW
>>29392080its merchandise
>Kiara giggling like a crazy bitch K-kiara?
>>29392080Kiara has Kidnapped Pekora using rrat poison and a moonpie
I hate her already
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT JUST PULL THE TRIGGER KIARA
Damn you chicken this better be worth it
>Kiara gets more concurrent viewers making an announcement than she does playing vidyachimkin...
>>29392127You actually made me look
>17k watchingWatch this be absolutely nothing and that number drop to 6k in 10 minutes
>>29392107No, that's already announced for saturday. it's on the schedule.
>>29392035she has a nervous disorder where she gets random pain spasms
>HOLOEN ARK SERVERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT ANON WAS RIGHT
>>29392040
NEW OUTFIT>NEW OUTFIT
YAB
>she only hyped it up this much to see how many viewers she would get and if it would break her record
>>29392066wrong guy
Was that a yab?
>>29391745Ghost Trick is the perfect fucking game for Ame to play
>>29391256Penis, penis!
>>29392127Wake up from your dream Kiara
That was a discord window.WHAT DID IT SAY
>>29391091You make it sound like Mori and Rushia wouldn't just get into an aka thanking war.
READY FOR DA NUMBERFAGGING
>>29392040The only ones I watch, but I know the trinity meme is more due to streaming hours than anything else.
>I JUST WOKE UP
>>29392080HOLOEN GEN 2
KIKKERIKEEEEEEEEE
TENCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOO
>*licks lips*>*pulls close to mic*>*inhales*>WOW ALREADY 20.000 PEOPLE WATCHING!
Anyone got that one frame of discord that was seen?
so no gura?
>announcement of an announcement
You're laughing, 20,000 people are waiting to find out what the fuck the announcement is and you're laughing
So which one is it
chicken... 10am is not early...
>Woke up early>10:30 am jp time
ALMOST numberfagged
=-P[QWRD=OP-0IWE3TI0KO-WEIKO90WERGTJIOP0ERG0JIOREGJIOI NEED THE ANNOUNCEMENT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Last prediction: she's getting a new hat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE KIKEKIKERY
So it begins
PLEASE THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME DO I KNEEL OR NOT????
It's gonna be a Pekora collab announcement!
Alright before the announcement how low is your expectations!
>so many peoplehalf of gura regular minecraft stream you mean
>>>And I wouldn't have it any other way.
This is actually the first time I've watched Kiara with you guys(i dont hate her, but she streams at the worst times)
>>29392087have the better one
>>29392072Love this one
She drank a potion she found and now she has a dick!
Will it be fucking nothing?
Hukepapa...
>>29392127KIARA NO
>"woke up early for this announcement">it's 10:30AM in JapanI mean I'm similar to that but come on, "early" even to a lazy person is like 9AM or earlier.
>>29392149Hammer strikes me as a Gura weapon.
>>29392159CALLED IT
>Already numberfaggingDoes this bitch ever stop?
Did someone capture the yab
>>29392044the best
>>29392196When Gura says she might stream, she won't.
>>29392178NEW sextoy>NEW Pekomerch
I'm in this thread just to see the shitstormy memes
>>29392099/k/fp VP of Transportation checking in.
>I woke up early>11:30amClara...
TING TING TINGI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
HUKE IS HERE>HUKE IS HEREHUKE IS HERE>HUKE IS HEREHUKE IS HERE>HUKE IS HERENEW OUTFIT INCOMING
>GOOD MORNINGWelp, that's the announcement
>>29392112One of the many redditors we have here should do something good for once and get it a little exposure.
>>29392198She's been in japan so long I wouldn't put it past her.
I CANT HEAR SHIT
>numberfagging>SuperchatfaggingOff to a great start.
>>29392192>actually did itlmao
KIKE RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>has her chat open for 14 hoursoh hey she's just like me
>>29392232
I've come to make an announcement: Moona Hoshinova's a bitch-ass motherfucker, she fucked with my fucking wife. That's right, she took her indo-fuckin' quilly dick out and she fucked my fucking wife, and she said her dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Moona Hoshinova, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my pekora, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EVERY HOLOJP. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER CHICKEN COCK!! Except I'm not gonna fuck every holojp, I'm gonna go higher; I'm fuck THE MOON! How do you like that, Pekora? I FUCKED THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the cum drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Cover Office, now get outta my fucking sight, before I cum on you too!
WHAT WAS THE DISCORD AAAAH
>>29392112In the comments someone said they posted it already
>>29392130But what if I can't decide which one of them I'd want to marry because I'd feel bad making the other just my mistress?
Is the chicken still super chat baiting? Haven't watched any streams lately.
>>29392236No.. No she doesn't.
A THIRD HAT
so no gura stream?
>>29392199This Chicken will get what she fucking deserves
>>29392232I KNEEL
>>29392199Because it’s funny and I’m tired of pretending it’s not!
Bros... Why would someone send this to Kiara?
>>29392247Huke is aways here
I"M GOING TO DIE OF CANCER IN A MINUTE KIARA PLEASE SAY WHAT IT'S ABOUT
GRADUATION CONFIRMED.
>>29392233Audible chuckle.
>>29392233if its before noon its early
>>29392247he is always in chat anon
HENSHIN OUTFIT!
I'm gonna leave early
>OTV COLLAB HAPPENING
Chimkin...
CHICKEN IT'S 4 FUCKING AM PLEASE JUST LET ME SLEEP
>I need to make sure that the numbers stay highKiara....
based chicken stalling
BIG NEWS
>p-please stay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOO NOT AT THE END
>KIARA DIRECT
I wanna feel like a bad guy todaywhat should post to get a warning from meido?
Goddamnit I'm putting off work right now just to watch this dumb ass announcement, it better be good Kiara
What a tease
THIS BITCH IS STALLING
>>29392202>>29392203Given her usual wake time is 1pm, it's super early.
https://twitter.com/the_new_ones/status/1327916133953855488Oh ffs why you gotta do this...
GODDAMMIT KIARA
>>29392266Ordering people to SC isn't baiting.
SHE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE
>>29392276What the fuck, why did Aloe say this?
>>29392192Bullseye but it was an easy guess
DON'T KEEP US IN SUSPENSE DUMB CHICKEN
>>29392112Someone did apparently, the guy who made it couldn't do it himself cuz the Holo sub has a minimum karma requirement to post
>I will keep the big thing until the endFuck you chicken
What a stupid bitch.
anything but 3d or peko collab announcment will be underwhelming
SHE's ANNOUNCING THE ANNOUNCEMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MULTIPLE ANNOUNCEMENTS
I NEED TO SLEEP KIARAAAAAA
>>29391887>she's 2nd in supasisnt that just in ratio?dont Mori and Gura rake more her?
>24k>she's baiting us so she can numberfuckTHIS BETTER BE GOOD CHICKEN
>Have to watch all the wayfuck you
>>29392276Whoa based Aloe.
>already numberfaggingSasuga
>>29392192KEK
Ah, the classic Outfit Reveal Strat
>Perfectly baiting people into staying until the endGigastacy move.
>>29392276WHHAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK
>Saving the best for lastWhat the FUCK is the chimnkon thinking!?!??!
god damn it kiara just fucking tell us
>Kiara's big thing is at your end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TIo7oHotfInumbers!Numbers!!!NUMBERS!!!!!!!!
Just tell me you stupid fucking chicken
>>29392276>it's real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>I'll keep it until the endSee you in 7 hours lads
I'm just waiting to see what the thread says it is so I dont have to give Kiara a view!
>>29392262
>"I will keep the big thing until the end"For fuck's sake I want to SLEEP YOU ROTISSERIE CUNT
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.GIGGUK IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER.
>>29391836I feel indifference towards it. Just dont promote it everywhere like a fucking creep
Yeah, no fuck you chicken.Let me know what I "missed" when I wake up bros.
>>29392245its 1030 here anon
>>29392196https://files.catbox.moe/6lhvn1.webm
>>29392244this doesn't look like a real image
Bird just baiting for numbers. You are all suckers.
Finally 3d yagoo
>She forces us to watch the entire thingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29392149>everyone>dual blades and insect glaive>insect glaive users never use kinsect even once
>I'll keep the big thing until the endIs this fucking E3?
>its probably her costume because huke submitted a new one last month
HOLOMYTH FLESHLIGHTS
NOOO DON'T SAY IT CHICKEN STOOOOOOOP
>>29392247A good papa always supports his daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqaylUcNvig
>>29392276As a chumbud I agree Lunaitos are the only consistently based fanbase besides Takos
first time i see so many non-members in kiara's chat
>PLEASE OH GOD I NEED THE NUMBERS PLEASE THE NUMBERS DON'T GOOOO PLEAAASEEE
>>29392276holy BASED, aloe is BACK
>>29392286That's why I closed the stream desu, I'll check what it was after, fuck the chicken
Kiara will announce new L2D model with Tyrone's face. You heard it here first
She’s gonna say the n-word
>>29392170The 'big thing' isn't coming until the end. She knows.
Are we finally get a kamen rider vtuber
>>29392339This announcement was worth the weight
>>29392276based
>>29392300>cultist on twitterEvery time.
>>29392276ITS REAL
>26K VIEWERS GOING UPWATCH AS IT DROPS AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT DROP
Of course she'll stall
>>29392265Marry one in the human world and another in the underworld. There's no law that says you can't have two wives across separate worlds.
>Starting with the talk show and not the songoof
I thought Gura's passpartout/minecraft streams were tonight
>>29392244Did you get all of my emails??? We've recieved FAR too much pineapple and not enough seiso sauce! We can't make the YAGOO burger without both! Get it together man!
CHICKEN I LOVE YOU CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN AERGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29392300no one is gonna care, the only people who follow him are in here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M DYING OF CANCER KIARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
zzz
>>29392300>it's the same faggot every timeffs
>>29392349No its basic audience retention
>>29392295Glasses + curly hair
>>29392355Very keen for this one. Ty for the link anonchama
SHES GONNA SAY IT
>>29392276>it's realWTF!?
>>29392383Tomorrow
>>29392276Was Aloe Jay pea all along?
Chicken I swear to god the big announcement you're teasing for the end better be good.
>>29392207sorry anon but your ssh key is invalid, please enter another one
>>29392337>ROTISSERIE CUNTI actually lold
Posting this in advance
>>29392300>https://twitter.com/the_new_ones/status/1327916133953855488You guys keep posting the same guy. Just report him and move on
>HoloEN Only Fans Chicken NO!
oh shit, she announced kiara pog emote
This is excruciating to listen to.
>>29392300Why is it always takodachi
>>29392300STOP LINKING THIS FAGGOT HERE YOU DUMB NEWFAGS
>>29392383Still waiting for Gura-illa stream tonight. Sit tight
>open chicken stream>she's stalling>she's ensnared me
zzzz
>>29392080shes going to livestream her suicide
>>29392380That's why she's delaying the "big" announcement until 3 hours later, to keep the viewers
>>29392040My oshi and her friends
HOLOSTARS EN> HOLOSTARS ENHOLOSTARS EN> HOLOSTARS ENHOLOSTARS EN> HOLOSTARS ENHOLOSTARS EN> HOLOSTARS EN
>It's the usual delay for 30 minutes before the announcementIT'S JUST LIKE A NEW COSTUME STREAM! WOW!
ASAKIARA
>>29392380good thing the big announcement is at the end
JUST TELL US ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE BIRD
THE NAME, BROS
>>29392355>Stream at 7 amMori already ruined it for me
THE NAME OF THE TALK SHOW
> pause for dramatic effect
>>29392355>i love crash.>i remember being good at crash.>please..................................................................................
>>29392276ALOE?? HOW THE FUCK
I'm already bored...
>>29392149Mori is a Greatsword chad, and you can hear her scream in pain everytime she misses a TCS.
>the announcement was that there was no announcementBye chicken, you wont trick me into a zatsudan
>Talk showDAMMIT WE ALREADY KNOW YOU LITERALLY SAID IT YOURSELF I'M LOSEING MY PATIENCE I WANT INFO NOW OR I UNSUB AND YOU LOSE NUMBERS KIARA DAMMIT STOP STALLING
>NOTHINGFUCK YOU
A NAME>A NAMEA NAME>A NAME
Kusotori please
JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
>Talkshow
OHH ALREADY 27K PEOPLE WATCHING THANK YOU EVERYONEEEEE
>Joe Rogan collabYAB
`Omg how can she numberfagg`Entire thread is numberfaggingnever change anons
>NAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATENAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATE>NAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATENAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATE>NAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATENAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATE>NAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATENAMEDROPPING HER OWN ROOMMATE
>A nameKiara can you just...
>>29392438based sheep
>shes announcing holoENs newest member, enma
ANNOUNCEMENT WAS FOR HER TALKSHOW
The Takanashi Kiara Experience
>The name of the talkshowLITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
>>29392276Because they are based.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kiara Space Ghost edits when???
wow a whole name, incredible
Get to the fucking point
Kiara please
we waited for a fucking logo
KIARA HURRY THE FUCK UP I STOPPED WATCHING ED EDD N EDDY FOR THIS SHIT
>A name and a logo i stayed up for this
>>29392462>>>/v/
Chicken please don't tell me that's it. This better be a hell of a name.
>commissioned for a logo I hope cover paid for it
>>29391791UUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>29392355is this her muse dash moment?
Putting a lot of effort into that weekly talk show. Might be neat.
I fucking love this bird
Is this stream /g/? >I'll make the logo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>29392355Is this another sponsored stream?
A LOGO ???????
>I will keep the big thing until the end
I just want to go to sleep, kusotori. Get to the big announcement already.
>Name of talkshow>Logo of talkshowGoddamnit Kiara...nobody cares...
>>29392456WAIT AFTER 40MINUTES OR 1 HOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ABLE TO NOT SPILL THE BEANS
>>29392383At least you have something to look forward to!
>>29392486It better be "Talk with the Cock"
2
MY SUPER UNIQUE SUPER CREATIVE NEVER DONE BEFORE THING
I have no idea why I'm watching this. How did Chicken get me excited about an announcement announcement? I don't think I've watched one of her solo streams since she dropped Mario 64.
321
>>29391855If people got to hang out with cool animals like this everyday, we'd have something damn close to world peace.
Oh fug, a NAME
>AloeKiara wtf
If kiara was banned from ever mentioning any numbers related to her youtube statistics. Would you like her more by then?
Counting numbers...
>>29392300I really hope they don’t post the Klaius Country Roads parody there, that’d be bad.
>>29392487>THINGS COVER SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
1
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HER ROOMATE IS COSPLAYING KIARA LIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking attention whore.
wow it's fucking nothing
HOMOTALK CONFIRMED.
>>29392355(DISCLAIMER DESCRIPTION COMING SOON)She got another sponsorship? I can't get upset if it's something she already liked anyway though.
>HoloTalkThats actually not half badNice logo
>muh thing
Kiara, pls.
>>29392427realistically speaking, how hard would it be to be a holostar?
I have to give it to chicken, I don't care about her but I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
THAT'S IT IM UNSUBSCRIBING FUCK THIS
What a shitty logo
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>HOLOTALKunderwhelming
Shit logo/10
Ogey
eh
weak name choice lol
clean logo
Wow, a logo
This harlot better do the announce before Ames stream...
Holowhat?
>HolotalkWow it´s fucking nothing
>it's nothing
HOLOTALK
wow holotalkamazing name
All that for the most generic title possible lmao
That's a pretty vanilla logo
>>29392458she's been talking about it for awhile now
>>29392487.txt
>logo and name of talkshow
BORING ASS NAME JESUS CHRIST
wow very creative you dumb birdbrain
Looks... cheap
it better not be something lame like holotalk with takanashi kiara
Should've been Kiara Fried Podcast
>>29392505I care.
wow so original!
>>29392005Yesssssssss
>>29392522I can't like her more than I already do.
That's a pretty boring logo
What a shit name, not even a chicken pun
Really?
>numberfagging stream
THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS GOING TO BE MADE AT THE END, RETARDS
>HoloCockWtf Kiara
She's teasing hard, why are you counting
HOLOLIVE ES>HOLOLIVE ESHOLOLIVE ES>HOLOLIVE ESHOLOLIVE ES>HOLOLIVE ESHOLOLIVE ES>HOLOLIVE ESHOLOLIVE ES>HOLOLIVE ESHOLOLIVE ES>HOLOLIVE ES
So inspired...So Raw....
>>29392502It's just like every major Holo event!
>HolotalkZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
get onto the interesting stuff chicken!
WOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY!! THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!
I'll design the logo
>shitty logo
>Holotalk>with Takanashi Kiaranot bad
How...original.
>Do you rike it?Ehhhhhhhhhhh
I hope she didn't pay too much for that logo
Why does the font remind me of Animorphs
>HoloTalkWow Kiara, did you use all 100% of your solitary braincell to come up with that name?
OHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD????IS THAT................ A NAME?????????????NIGGERMAN???????? HELP ME NIGGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>holotalkwhat the fuck? fuck chicken and fuck kfp
BOOOOOOOOOORING
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
As a KFP employee I'm glad I stayed up 34 hours for this
HOLOTALK WHILE NAKADASHING KIARA!
Can't she just do this shit over twitter?Why does she need the feel to bait numbers and do it in a livestream, promising a SUPER IMPORTANT announcement?Fuck I hate this bitch.
>HoloTalkEh name. Not nearly as good as Asacoco.
>>29392567holotalking about it
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING! WOW!
it's something we already knewseriously chicken
https://youtu.be/pu2-xABpbDUJesas
"Logo"It's just letters
>HT with Kiaralol
>that logoI hope she didn't pay for that...
POGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>29392355>4:30 amhaha I cant' be a morifag
Holy shit I get it! It's Holo because of Hololive and Talk because they're talking!
>>29392551No direct association besides her colors means they can put someone else in charge when she graduates next month
>holotalkYou built this dumb fucking name up for 5 minutes?
>And the big announcement is.... I'm going to have my first non-hololive collab with the superstar idol and cosplayer K**kihime!!!KIARA NO WHAT THE FUCK
>>29392512FUCK
This is it bros Holotalk where twitch fag and normalfag streamer will be invited
Ame made it
Man, I was expecting a cooler looking logo
>>29392531Honestly this would be worth our time if she really did, this shit...this is just aggravating
Based chicken making /hlgg/ seethe
>>29392522no, i love her too much already
>>29392623She did
I missed the streamWhat was the announcement?
>>293925411/100
>not Saturday Night HoloLive with Takanashi Kiara
Holy shit how generic. It fits her perfectly.
Should Kiara graduate RIGHT now?
COLLAB WITH ELLEN DEGENERATE FUCKING WHEN?
THEREIS MOOOOORE
At least it's not this color scheme.
why not holosquak ft. kusotori
>so, I'd like this talk show to also be a little about me>I'd like to show you how I got here>that's why starting this sunday, you'll tune in to listen to "My Struggle"
>>29392593Not being an anti but that logo is a little underwhelming.
>>29392630YAB
She sucks at announcements
>>29392558BEGONE MUTT SOAP
MORE LIKE HOLOCOCK
>Count with me! 3, 2, 1What is with this woman and numbers???
THERE IS MORE, FAGGOTS STFU AND WAIT
>>29392630
God I hate modern graphic design.
FUCK YEAH HOLOLIVE MONGOLIA LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>29392575fucking kek
>a LOGOGODDAMN IT KIARA YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEARNED FROM THE JAPS AND HOW THEY DO ANNOUNCEMENTS
s-sugoi
Is Ame going to be the sidekick for the talk show?
>HoloTalkAll things considered, seeing as she's the best bridge between EN and JP, I guess it fits even if it's pretty boring.
wow its fucking nothing.this is why you don't hype the shit out of your announcements. just do it normally.
>>29392355Morichama...
inb4 she's doing Asacoco style skits.
>>29392640Kusotori wins again
I dont know about you guys but I'm pretty hyped about the talkshows.
>>29392586>>29392593Look at that tasteful thickness...
JUST END MY SUFFERING
>>29392537>>29392497It'd have to say if it was, wouldn't it? Or maybe that goes up later, right before the stream starts.
>HOMOTALK
Alright /hlgg/Give me a better name than Holotalk
>>29392589Yeah yeah Kiara
>>29392502
That logo looks like something someone that used photoshop and watched a couple of tutorials for the first time would make
>>29392310Peko collab is underwhelming too. Unless it's IRL and Peko has to try and remain comfortable in a room with kiara for at least an hour.
>>29392650Yes.
I genuinely can't tell how much of the shitposting here is sincere. I need help, do you actually hate this phoenix
AME REFERENCE CHECK
WHEN AMELIA ISN'T ON THE STREAMTHE STREAMER SHOULD BE ASKING 'WHERE'S AMELIA?'
ame producer
>>29392652But it is?
>Viewers inclining for a logo reveal>Most of them probably are not even her fansIs Chicken Sony?
>30kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>30kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>30kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>30kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>30kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK
>>29392652Comet...
Save this garbage Ame
>>29392576Still halfassed but a lot better than that logo
>fast thread>everyone shitposting about the stream>shitty regurgitated memepost formats>no schizoposting>no stupid anti shit>no stupid whiteknight shitfinally, a good fucking thread and we have motherfucking chiken to thank for it
>>29392522I already have been brainwashed by Kiara into being numberfag.
>30kThis is the biggest number she pulled by herself
>>29392682CHICKEN CHAT
So AsaKiara live?How lng before she does Meme review from JOP boards?
OH MY GOD HOLOLIVE TELUGU
Is this the big announcement?A talk show?Sasuga chicken, you will still remain the least subbed holo regardless of who you invite
>>29392644AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck this im closing it, not giving in to her number baiting, she'll post the update on twitter as soon as its announced anyway
post yfw this announcement
>>29392612unironically changed my europoor sleep schedule to accomodate Kiara's streams this week.
What a supportive girl
She paid for this logo....
What are your thoughts on the logo, /gd/?
>>29392620do not tell peko
>>29392522Probably yeah, not because it's some cardinal sin, because several Holos bring it up sometimes, it's because she only brings it up in the "woe is me I'm no good :((((" kind of moping that we just don't wanna hear about when she's at almost half a mil subs and one of the most-SC'ed holos.
>>29392487>I hope cover paid for it
>>29392598ok but why ian?
>>29392586It would be SO easy to transform this into HOLOCOCK WITH NAKADASHI KIARA in Photoshop
>>29392640I don't know what they expected
HOLOLIVE EUROPE> HOLOLIVE EUROPEHOLOLIVE EUROPE> HOLOLIVE EUROPEHOLOLIVE EUROPE> HOLOLIVE EUROPEHOLOLIVE EUROPE> HOLOLIVE EUROPEHOLOLIVE EUROPE> HOLOLIVE EUROPE
Should've been called "The SquackBox with Nakadashi Kiara"
>>29391879yes, imagine, an instant loss two koma of her saying this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01uupyL960M, diamonds
>>29392682Talk with the Cock
>CommissionedWelp, she paid for that.
DON'T LET /gd/ SEE THISTHEY'LL SPERG OUT
>>29392386>>29392417I'm linking it cause he fucking @'d Klaius you dumb faggots. And that was like 3 days ago, so there's a chance he saw the post.
Kiara sure likes spending money
>>29392630>And my following guest is going to be an aspiring JP rapper straight out of the underworld!
>>29392643holy shit, talk about easy money
KIARA WASTING ALL HER MONEY
>>29392593Am I being crazy for seeing this?
ZZZZZzzzz
Okay you stupid niggers post your better talkshow name RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
oh boy... background music...............
How can KFP janniggers still defend this bitch?
I stopped watching Miko's archives for this
>faggots itt forgot kiara hit 55k on her debut
Was thinking of WWE in ring talkshow style titles. They lack some creativity
This was commissioned? The fuck i can make this in photoshop, and I don't even know 90% of that program.
>>29392717you mean cover did
I don't hate this bird but why is she so boring? I wanted to love her during her debut but she makes it so hard.
NOTHINGBURGERAME PLEASE STREAM NOW
>>29392640Sadly most of it is false flagging samefags so it doesn't get me as hard :(
I hope she didn't pay for all this shit herself
>>29392677That subtle off green colouring...
>>29392747Yes
That shitty, basic logo was free, right? RIGHT?
I can't wait for Homocock haha
>>29392410>you guysThe fag is literally shilling his own shit here.
>commissioned, commissioned, commissionedKiara putting her superchats right back into her content. Amazing.
>Expecting things
>>29392605Because it's the animorphs font.
>>29392682The Kiara Takanashi Experience
BROS WHY IS THIS CHICKEN SO CUTEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA HUG HER
>High productive value
>>29392593WOW THANK YOU FOR THE 30K VIEWERS
>>29392714
>>29392487>COPY PASTA
>>29392627It's because number talk made Kiara hollow inside anon
>ching chong chang chung Kiara shut the FUCK up!!!!!!!
How come Kiara doesn't eat spicy noodles until she pukes on stream before making a big announcement like Haachama does. Doesn't she have any self-respect as an idol?
>>29392355Odds that she sucks at this one too?
>>29392747yes
OOOOOHHHHHHH I'M NUMBERFAGGING SO HARD
>>29392593make the logo as big as you can, just make the logo bigger
>>29392355>oh cool glad they made a new one after crash 3 warped where the series ended and no more games were ever made after that ha ha am i right boys.Based
>>293926914chan hates everything, don't pay it any mind.
>>29392605Bruh I was thinking the exact same thing
>>29392640kek. like a damn fiddle
And kiarafags say that she isn't an attentionwhore ayyyyy lmaoo
>>29392701Chicken hours are blessed hours
>>29391946She's still a Jew.
>>29392576Kiara Friends Podcast
>>29392682Cocky Talks
Sex???
>SEX
>>29392691no hate, just the first announcement is underwhelming
She should've done it in a more Japanese way.>Big announcement>The announcement is the date for when she will reveal what the big announcement is>Please look forward to it
>>29392717she had to in case they copyright the logo on her unfortunately, no matter how lame it is
SEXSEKKSU
SEX
>sex
>>29392694Learning from the best.
I love Ame for helping everyone out.
>SEXyab
>31k
SEX?!?!?!
>>29392682TALKanashi Podcast
sex
>SEXKIARA NO YOU'RE SUMMONING ALOE
>CEO of Sax
She is just throwing all the superchats back into her streams, nice
>>29392615Ina!
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>YEAH, SEXKiara, what?
I hope they recreate the joker scene with Polka
>sexaloe..
Sex!
>SEX SEXKiara NOOOOOO
I want sax with Kiara.
>>29392487>I hope cover paid for it KEK
>>29392734/gd/EGENERATES, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS LOGO?
Sex...
>>29392792Who's Andy?
SEX!?
>>29392682kiara's menhara talk-a-lotta
>>29392747Meds.
>SexWhoa there kiara.
ALOE LOVE
SEX?????????
>announcing a BGM you aren't playing yets-sugoi
YES I'M HAVING SEXKIARA WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Aloe...
SEX....
>"Holotalk">not "Holo's Live!"Ngmi
KIARA NOOOOOO
so it's just a EN version of Choco's interview?
>>29392701anon your eyesight reps...
>SexOk
>>29392691No, but it's fun to shitpost about her
>>29392738>>29392630>And my next guest is going to be an up-and-coming Vtuber who went on temporary hiatus a bit before we debuted by the name of s*chi!!!
>>29392701Welcome to non-dead hours, remember to run far away after the stream is over
>>29392747fuck, I thought it looked familiar. you nailed it. i'm as crazy as you are.
>>29392714she's so excitedI love my boss
>>29392487>I hope cover paid for itmy fucking sides
>>29392620Why does she do this to me
>the sex
CEO of Sex...
BIG ANNOUCEMENT IN THE END: [spoilerGURA CHAN IS EXPECTING A BABY! YAAAAAY KICKYRICKYYY[/spoiler]
FREE SEX!?
This isn't the big announcement right? We already knew about the talk show
w w w . h o l o t a l k . c o m
>>29392792H-hayai >>29392813>>29392814>>29392815>>29392816>>29392817>>29392819>>29392821>>29392823>>29392824>>29392825aloemind
>>29392846huke
>>29392747Hahahah fuck
Ame... doing an intro???
>YES, SEXDamn, chill chicken
>Sex
>>29392680No, I think her other sponsored streams had their descriptions edited between being put up and the stream starting, considering the time, she's probably doing it on her phone at work, so I imagine she doesn't have the full legalese.
Will the reason behind Ina's ban from the HoloJPs be announced?
>>29392754What's the ranking of the HoloEN debut?
haha she said sex
>>29392710No, imbecile. She clearly said the big announcement was at the end. Human trash like you pretending to be retarded is what makes these threads bad.
>namedrops ame>viewers sky rocket
DID SOMEONE SAY SEX?
Is this the big announcement? I'm leaving.
LET MY OSHI SLEEP
>>29392761Oh my god, it even has chickenmark...
AME IS MAKING KIARA ANOTHER INTRO!
Is she reading the thread?
>SEXALOE GUEST CONFIRMED
Of course Ame didn't keep her promise...
Amelia procrastinating again..
>>29392845Depression Clown...
>>29392714.
>>29392619Chiara...
This shit feels so unprepared
>>29392682Someone already did: >>29392576
>>29392682Holo Live
>>29392682Holocast with Takanashi Kiara
>>29392682Peep Show (cause birds peep) Something borrowing from all the "The Late Night Show With..."
>>29392682Kusotori toku.
>Hype people up>It's shit>Get fuck ton of dislike
SHE'S GONNA SHOW US SEX
The white text makes it seem like the letters are holes in the shima pattern, but they have a drop shadow...
>Ame literally makes the videos for her co workers
>Ame STILL hasn't finished it
>>29392668You mean this stream should've been two hours of for her to announce a future announcement which will be revealed at an undetermined future date?
>This is no the big announcement This is no the big announcement >This is no the big announcement This is no the big announcement
>>29392541probably pretty fucking hard because there are a lot more really good/talented male streamers out there than female streamers
fake and gay
>>29392861those are quizs anonchaama
CEO...
>>29392682Narrative Nakamas
>slaving AmeSugoi chicken, please hurry the fuck up though.
>>29392675>chat and gura constantly telling her it's actually hard>didn't learn from lethal leagueShould be funny at least even with the gajillion i'm bad with video games
>>29392537>Buy Crash 4below that, Luna and Korone got sponsored so probably.
>>29392859>not 'Holos Live'the true ngmi
>>29392487Don't worry, they've got it COVERED
>31kWhat the fuck, these are Gura-tier numbers on a Kiara solo stream.
>>29392747Not at all anon
>underCOVERWOW KIARA took me like 2 secsonds it's a better name works for a talkshow AND fits your bottom left personality IT'S FUCKING FREE, THAT'S FREE REALESTATE THE NAME IS FREE TAKE IT>holotalkfor fucks sake why?
>>29392487Big kusa
Civia got a new Live2D, a 3D reveal, and then she graduated all in the same stream.So far Kiara got a new logo, new intro, and then a big announcement coming at the end of the stream
>>29392522I already love her to much
JUST DROP THE FUCKING BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Fucking kek, she almost forgot how to count
>>29392915>48 is a fuckton of dislikes
>>29392894ceo...
Okay this is a nice intro good job Ame
Holy shit this actually good
>>29392714I LOVE talkshows and logos
HOLY BASED THIS MUSIC
BASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTROBASED INTRO>BASED INTRO
>>29392861NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
`sex`bless this esl chicken
oh, amelia did this intro montage
uhh bros wtf
Okay I dont care for Kiara but this Intro is legit kino
>>29392755THEY SAY ALL HOLOS ARE CREATED EQUAL
>Going to spend a whole hour talking about the less interesting part>Going to wait until the end to announce the thing 30k people are here for, so she can keep the viewersChicken I love you but please don't do this.Not to mention she's shilling a presumably Japanese talk show in English.
So now that it's fairly obvious the big reveal is gonna be a big guest host, who's it gonna be?
The Intro is pretty nice
The intro actually looks pretty nice
Sasuga Amelia Watson, this shit actually looks good
Oh my fucking god
>>29392861this but with actual viewers!
chicken is going to blueball the announcement until the end so she keeps inclining in viewers.
inb4 she's sued by an American show
MALES!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHICKEN I LOVE YOU
>>>>
Kek that bird tho
This intro is good
THE PHOENIX CGI
MY OSHI IS SUGOI
>>29392747I thought the same thing
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29392866>And after that, we'll having a small girl who's a bit of a memelord to celebrate her hitting 1 mil on youtube!
Amelia fucking killed it
APOLOGIZE
>>29392842Hi, get in line
>the shitty cgi phoenix
Real people in my vtuber stream? Disgusting
>amateur level videoBWAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LOL I COULD DO BETTER IN 15MINS.
Uh... the intro is actually not too bad.
SEX..?
>>29392675This is why I fucking love Mori.
LMAAAAOOOOOO KIARA BASED
>it's literally just the SNL intro
>That shitty CGI PhoenixLMAO
it's always sunny in Hololive
Ame........
>SNL OPENINGwft Ame
Wow this is A bit fat shit Waste of money Waste of time, Ame.
I thought her intro was Seinfeld for a split second.
Ok I laughed
This music is pretty good
Wait that as actually kinobased Ame
That Phoenix flying looks so scuffed LOL
Nice job Ame
Okay, I've seen enough.
I... I see...
wow ame did that intro video? as expected of my oshi
>Ame has no talentKek
>THE PHOENIX FLYING OVER THE CITYAmelia I love you
the shitty pheonix flying over the city ahahahaha i love it its so bad its good
So bad that its good
that's very cool.
that fucking phoenix...
Pretty good
>>29392682SHITshow
That was actually pretty amusing
sasuga Ame
LMAO what the shit was that?
The intro is kinda nice
>that phoenix Ame...
AHAHAHAHHAHA THAT PHOENIX AT THE END
woah...
>>29392691i'm not fond of her, she's really weird and annoying
I hate it.
that phoenix gif moving across oh my fucking god
>>29392977yea, pretty damned good
pretty fucking goodSASUAME
Hori shit Ame did this?
Ame made THAT?
That was definitely sex
does she pay ame
AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
Blessed Ame
SOUL>SOULSOUL>SOULSOUL>SOULSOUL>SOULSOUL>SOULSOUL>SOUL
that fucking cg phoenix holy shitssg ame
Gura Gorilla stream when?
WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOKE KIARAY/??
c-cool...
>that introKek, thanks Ame
K I N OINO
She's trying so hard to keep the viewer count climbing by stringing this along and reminding us it's not the big announcement yet. Meanwhile Gura gets 100k for singing random bullshit. Chicken is pathetic.
>>29392541Very difficult. Start doing your nihongo reps and business reps now. Maybe one day you'll sit across from yagoo and be able to convince him to relaunch a failed project elsewhere.
>Its actually cool as fuckAlright, chicken, keep going.
>needing ame to carry her chicken ass
Wow, it's like a real talk show. All she needs now is a band with a sassy leader.
>>29392943She's ESL
>Ame making the intro >She postponed her stream because of that >It sucks Ame is an angel but I hate chikim now
gj ame
Is this the intro to a 90s sitcom???
>>29392976Projekt Melody!
>Intro created by AmeDid you rike it?
Pretty hyped
>>29392917SHE DOES IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29392936I'm a chumshart but I am curious what the announcement is.
>>29392997I'm already at the front.
Not bad actually
>that CG phoenixchicken... just because it's called Fiverr it doesn't mean you have to spend 5 dollars...
Was that Baito senshi jazz vers?
that fucking bird
based ame
is this poggers?
The intro is pretty nice, has that late night show vibe I thought they'd go for Amelia is based
NICE INTRO AME!Track is nice too.
>>29392942lmaooo
>Holotalk>Doesn't know shit about Hololives-sugoi
Are those the highest production values to have ever come out of Hololive?
I’m your host Takanashi Kiara, and welcome to SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!
>>29392915>Fuckton>Less than 50
Nice job ame.
We are reaching critical levels of "wow it's fucking nothing"
>Ame just copying the SNL intro
Ame has so many talents...
My schizo narrative is that Kiara knows Japanese like Peggy Hill knows Spanish.
>it's literally SNL
Holy shit ame
ame stealin the show for kiara's announcement, sasuga detective
>>29393071its Late night talk show.
>>29392605>>29392747>>29392790>We can't tell you who we are. Or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. So we don't trust anyone. Because if they find us... well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.-Takanashi Kiara warning people about doxxfags.
>>29392846
Amelia stayed up late making that you guys be nice.
Praise Ame.
AMELIA YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAINALTHOUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE KINO TO SEE THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME WHEN THE TALK SHOW ACTUALLY DEBUTS
I sure hope none of that video for the intro is copyrighted...
Not bad, Ame
>>29392987>SNL esque intro>talkshowKiara...Ame...content creator...
>No sex
>>29392945I'm ready to congraduate her
>>29393007Not finished yet. please understand
>>293928173D PHOENIX GREENSCREEN >>>>>> THE REST OF THE ANNOUNCEMENTS
>that fucking phoenix
>>29392974Hey, it's better than holo costume reveals where they bullshit for 30 minutes before showing you
>>29392682Saturday Night Hololive
ARE YOU KNEELING YET HLGG?
>with jizz comes the sex
>>29392652At least blue and orange complement each other.
THAT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE.IF YOU THINK THAT WAS GOOD YOU CLEARLY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING EDIT VIDEOS.I COULD LITERALLY DO THAT BY THE TIME I WAS DONE BY GRADE 11 GRAPHICS DESIGN CLASS, AND THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
Wait a goddamn minute, that just looked like a late night show's opening with Kiara plastered on it. I swear to God I used to see that before Leno or Letterman or someone.
Based Ame carry Kiara stream
>>29392487anon... Holos often have to pay for their own music covers. Cover just helps with the industry connections.
>>29392877UwUHoloTalk.com
I KNEEL CHICKENBROS
>With jazz, comes the sex
the intro is good >but that phoenix
Kiara is the Jay Leno of Hololive.
With jazz comes the sex
I liked the intro.
>SEX with AME
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
This is why nobody watches you chicken.
>with jazz comes the SEXgoddamit tenchou
IS THAT THE EGIPTIAN PHOENIX?
>With Jazz comes the SEX
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
Visiting Kiara at the cabaret club...
>33KChicken 'gonna die of a happy of a heart attack.Die...but happy.
IS SHE NOT THE KINDEST?IS SHE NOT THE BEST?I LOVE AMELIA
>>29392977A bit generic cinematography wise, i do liked the >>>> transitions but it wasn't bad overall
>>29392935Ina shoo! You are too inacent for this place!
>>29393062CHICKEN IS THE UNDERDOG AND I ROOT FOR HER
The music is fucking terrible.
KNEEL!
>with jazz comes the sexaloe is returning
Ame saving chickens announcement stream AND her fucking talk show
why is ame so talented
>>29393001then fucking post it faggot
>>29393007it's kinda cute desuRest of the vid was nice
>with jazz comes the sexKiara...
>>29392487POST IT
>almost 400 ips
WITH JAZZCOMES THE SEX
>>29393001Show up Amelia and do one for her
>>29392915>50 dislikes>half of them from a single schizo
this phoenix is such a slut
>Jazz = Sex
MORE SEX
>>29392487 Course not
This is not a trainwreck yet but is shaping to be onePlease let the big announcement not be the song
>>29393098It's E3 all over again.
Why didn't she just pay Ame to do the logo?
>>29393001Kiara asked Amelia for an intro so she threw it together in ten.
>>29393001instead you sit here shitposting and getting no views lmao
>COVER IS SO INCOMPETENT THE TALENTS DO THIS SHIT THEMSELVES
>>29391387I never before realized how much I needed DS9 x Hololive memes in my life, nice job.
>with jazz comes the sexALOE IS BACK BOYS
>SNL Holo editionBased Ame
>Ame has no talents they saidThis is why Yagoo hired her
>>29393133She also got in sprung on her last minute during the chess stream so take that as you will
>and with jazz comes the sexbirdchama???
>>29393130But comet isn't a movie poster...
She has to be doing that on purpose
Intro is pretty good, at leastNow watch as Kiara invites Trash Talk
Chicken is so happy~~~~~~
based Ame
That CGI Phoenix made me laugh my ass off. gg Ame.
WTF A CGI PHOENIX JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>First guest is marineShit they're definitely having sex!
>>29392987>>>>
OH NO TWITTER TRANNIES WE GOT TOO COCKY
AHOY!
>>29393066>It turns out to be Mori
>34kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>34kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>34kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK>34kCHICKEN'S GONNA FREAK
>>29392652Looks like the flag of Estonia
Do you think Risu knows that "nut" has a double meaning or is this just a coincidence and she didn't mean anything dirty
>>29392974The talk show's entire purpose is to inform the English audience about the JP holos, dude.It's like the counterpart of Coco's meme review but less cancerous.
>>29393193ALOE LOVE
>With Jazz comes the SEXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>Amelia is the best part of Kiara's streamCan't make this shit up
God damn it Ame
>>29393113It's actually really good, I'm glad Kiara is really making this into something.
>>29392935CARLO-- I mean, INAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29393190The state of this black company
that was cringy
NARRATIVE>WITH THE JAZZ COMES WITH THE SEX>GURAS NEXT KARAEOKE IS JAZZ>SEX MEANS ALOE>SEX COMEBACK AFTER GURAS KAREOKE
Kiara please. you have a fucking animation freelancer who is in your gen. Fucking ask her
More like homotalk. Fuck this
>>29393131nah lolthe best part so far was Amelia's work lol
>with jazz comes the sexNARRATIVES?
Just spit out your fucking announcement so I can close this youtube tab
>>29393162HoloEN Protag for a reason
Kill the thread fast!!!
>>29393118Yeah I'm bummed she's teasing these things instead of just showing the finished product. Would of been super kino to see it the first time.
>>29392930She's actually played at least some of this offstream already, and didn't have problems, but maybe she just didn't get to the hard parts.
Wow... a thumbnail...
>>29392691No one here is serious.
>>29392951She has said before that she can only count properly in German.
That's actually a good thumbnail
why is she not doing a tenchou / senchou rhyming thing?
THE NUMBERS KIARA WHAT DO THEY MEAN
why does marine's face look concerned
>And for my last announcement...>It's a song!>It's a King cover
Why the FUCK is Kiara paying for it herself instead of delegating it to Cover?
>>29393091>ウラ shoessoul
>>29393092Outside of Haachama and Coco none of them have production value
Fallon's going down.
The talk show is going to bomb and she's going to be broken by it. Chicken can only escape suffering for so long.
>>29393066One man band Polka.>cracks joke in japanese with an EN guest>audience laughs>kiara laugs>"haha classic...">"what did she say?">"classic, classic. Classic polka. Anyways."
WHAT EVEN IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TALKSHOW AND NORMAL COLLAB ZATSUDAN????A FUCKING BAND??? LIVE AUDIENCE???WHAT THE FUCK
>>29393001You won't and you can't.
LITERALLYNOTHING
I LOVE YOU CHICKEN
>>29393191you just gave him one though
>>29393133>going to designLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>original backgroundI STAYED UP FOR THIS?
ALOE IN THE BACKGROUND WTF BROS
HOLOTALK IS LITERALLY JUST GLORIFIED ZATSUDAN COLLAB
>>29393215she knows
WOMB...?
>>29392645>>29392925>>29393063Thanks fellas, maybe you'll see me in 2 years in holostars EN
>>29392748Project at KFP's Gate
>ALOE IN THE BACKGROUND
>>29393131I'm gonna kneel my dick into chickens asshole
>>29393100I CAN ROLL MY "R"SRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRAT
>>29392505How does this need to be announced. Anyone who watches the god damn talkshow is gonna see the fucking logo then
Are these talkshow episodes pre recorded?
I like the talk show because I think it'll be a good fit for Kiara.
>>29393111>>29392790>>29392747>>29392605>AnimorphsBased and oldpilled
>>29393254Imagine cover paying for things
Are you people fucking 12
>>29392682WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>29393254DO YOU EVEN NEEDS TO ASK NIGGER?
>50k to make this shitCHICKEN!
At least the thumbnail looks nice. The logo really is fucking basic as hell though.
>>29393133prove it loser
Uii uii sexo sexo
I'm glad her stream is getting good numbers, I woulda cried for her if it still only got ~14k tops. Yes, even her Jannies are number fags. Fuck off.
>another stream at 5amMori please...
That opening is very SNL.
>Original background that's totally not the SNL backgroundTHIS IS SNL
>>29393215She does.
>>29392917Amelia clean this shit up! I'm not paying you but you've got to do your job.
s-s-s-s-sugoi!
>Open thread>Harder numberfagging than Kiara>Close thread
>>29393190The market is prime for a western company to come in and eat Cover's lunch. Do you know how fast they would get permissions for literally every game ever? They'd just make the girls shill a little.
That's a pretty nice thumbnail, actually
i love you gura! please go on kiara's talk show!
Towa...
I LOVE YOU KIARA BUT I HATE THE NAME HOLOTALK
I love you Amelia...
So is this ASMR podcast or something?
Well, I can appreciate Kiara's enthusiasm and positivity. How much did this all cost her though?
>>2939328612 Holos? Why yes I am
KFPI KNEEL
I LOV EYOU GURA!
>overhyped announcement stream>every holoen member has been hyping it up>chicken has been spamming twitter with it for a week>20k less viewers than a regular gura mc stream. kek