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I sometimes don't feel the exact same love for every holo.
Ina Half-Life 2 https://youtu.be/3TL6GBl6tFsKiara Important Announcement https://youtu.be/63C4bRNjWC0>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>29388096Cute tako
How do we at /hlgg/ general feel about Mori at this current moment?
MOSSMAN YOU BITCH
What would happen if one of them got pregnant accidentally? Would she stop streaming?
Realistically, what would the announcement have to be to live up to the hype?
>>29388096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QjC4JZJwNc
Clown's smile hits different lately....
https://aggie.io/yklqpcuxgkthe canvas still has some space
>spent half of the cutscene staring at the floor and scrolling something on her phoneYeah, she hates it.
>>29388113Considering two of the are pregnant right now, I'd imagine nothing much would change.
IS HAACHAMA HOLOLIVE ENGLISH OR NOT?WHY IS SHE LEECHING OFF?
>>29388102That's ok bro.
Kiara graduation soon
>>293881163D debut.
>>29388116No.
Turretdachi, why does she hate us
>>29388130gen 0
Takoturrets we are back in action!
Turretdachis do your job right!
>>29388113Youll find out soon with gura and I
>>29388130She's gen 0.
>>29388120he's just hiding his powerlevel
>>29388116german JOI video
>>29388128>scrolling something on her phoneGW finals round 3 is up.
>>29388110I'm Mori's BFE
Bros... Only 3 and a half hours until Amelia's voice...
If Kiara's announcement won't literally be the second coming of christ, the achievement of world peace, the end of world hunger and the discovery of FTL travel then I'm going to be severely disappointed.
>>29388130>IS HAACHAMA HOLOLIVE ENGLISH OR NOT?yes, as is morianyone who says otherwise is a falseflagging seanigger
>>29388137You lack strength and faith
>>29388116GFE: Stacy edition
POST HOLOLIVE ENGLISH PICTURES, NOW
>>29388110Indiferent to slightly annoyed I keep seeing comments about the podcast on the rest of the girls' chats.
>>29388116her being cute
>>29388158Mori isn't even hololive.
>>29388130More so than Coco
>>29388110I really enjoyed the watchalong, so I guess I fucking love this bitch for the time being.
>>29388116Something that involves all five of them.
>>29388110Love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ
>>29388116we still have 7 days until the 25th so it can't be something bad
>>29388116A new outfit that isn't garbage like her base design.
How many Takos does it take to screw a lightbulb?
>>29388116It won't
>>29388113Ask Miko
>>29388130everyone is leeching from the chama
>>29388130She's the white ranger of HoloEN
>>29388110She's my oshi
>>29388142>>29388143WE BETTER GET A DAMN GOOD HEADPAT BY THE END OF THIS!
>>29388110I want to sex
>>29388108yea ame ina is very cute. collab with her more.
>theres no scopeswhy the fuck did we ever abandon the crosshair, its superior to shitty aim-down sight garbage in every single way
Will Ina ever realize turrets are for chokepoints and not open spaces?
>>29388113they've literally all been pregnant for the last two months at least anon
breedchamachama~~~
>>29388157We're gonna make it
>>29388102That is normal anon.
>>29388130Haachama is en gen 0
>>29388166
>>29388164Stop rolling about on the floor and SHOOT!
>>29388158Mori is indie
>>29388176this is cute
>>29387635I wonder how regularly she's going to do stuff like this, I've enjoyed it, and it seems she does too, but I'd be kind of upset if all the talk streams ended up like that.
>>29388176Nice
>>29388116I wanna see this Phoenix start Time Leaping!
>>29388128Don't blame her, the game becomes a real slog now.
Turretdachis are a detriment to the tentacult. Destroy them immediately.
>>29388113Fuck off B*rd-kun
>>29388116Cover bought out KFC and will be renovating all franchise locations to KFP.
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1550https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1920https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1950https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1960https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=2015https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=2320https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=3605https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=3697https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=4186https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=4630https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=1263https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=3296https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=6313>Goes to parties all the time, gets drunk, and fucks strangers.>Hates idols>Never watched or cared about any vtubers>Literally only joined Hololive to boost her career>Doesn't even plan on being a vtuber for a long timehttps://youtu.be/6b5mfijKp5shttps://youtu.be/df3foPky_iE?t=3188https://streamable.com/a9ul0iCan't wait for h3h3 podcast and OTV collab
>>29388129I know Gura's pregnant, but who's the other one?
Takobros... We shall win.https://vocaroo.com/1cri4kY09SLl
I wonder if Gura cried after her second karaoke as wellhttps://youtu.be/1AIMAiWweOA?t=461
>>29388130HoloMyth wouldn't even be a thing were it not for Haato's early efforts.
>>29388165I thought Kiara was a dyke
>>29388116Something that doesn't involve chicken only
Confess /hlgg/
New narrative: Haachama is actually a Harvard-level intellectual and her online personas are just an act.
>>29388110I fucking love that bitch
>>29388227https://streamable.com/sbj6b3
>>29388227kill yourself
>>29388219At this point, you either like it or you don't.
>>29388233Ina
>>29388193>whitecringe, was better when he was green
>>29388202i like the FEAR1 compromise
>>29388110I dislike her
>>29387938You have no idea how much weight a wooden pallet can hold. Those were pretty fucking large pallets as well compared to regular wood pallets that you see in the average supermarkets out there. Trust me, I worked in one once and we had shit tones of bottles pilled in each of those pallets, they can hold a shit tone of weight and don't break easily. https://igps.net/blog/2019/09/19/how-to-calculate-the-maximum-weight-per-pallet/
ARTIA LOVE
>>29388116KFP in real lifeAlternatively BRS style outfit where her papa goes all out
>>29388113you're taunting me at this point, STOP IMPREGNATING TALENT
>>29388130>Dont overlap, "conviniently stream at the same time as", or collab with any of them in a week>help speed up the building of stuf in the barren EN server>give gura diamonds>showcase their content to her own audience in her channel She's acting like a propper sempai supporting her couhai, even if they have more subs than her, respect the Hachama.
>>29388116collab with twitch
Great job Turretdachis!
Ina should play Singularity.
>>29388130Haachama is the prototype
>>29388227Dare I say, baste?
>>29388110She ruined ina's half life stream
>>29388120I want Felix to call out aniniggers that they're a bunch of leechers.
>>29388248I fell on purpose.t. turretdachi
>>29388248I'm subscribed to all of them but I don't really give a shit about Gura.
>>29388227You will never be an idol.
>>29388227Impressive autism. Enjoy your (You)s.
周杰伦的诞生 WATSONS DEAD PARENTS SUPERCHATS 屈臣氏死父母超级 AME GURA DISCORD SEX IS REAL 性爱是真实的 MONTHS LONG MEDICINE ABSTINENCE WATSON NARRATIVE 一个月的药物禁欲 THE GIGGUK PHONECALL 电话 GAWR GURA BRUTALISM DRAWINGS 野蛮主义图纸 MORI CALLIOPE GRADUATION CEREMONY 毕业典礼 CANCELLATION OF HOLOEN GEN 2 取 NOEL BREAST REDUCTION CONTROVERSY 减少乳房的争议 ARTIA’S REVENGE 的收益 CONNORS DEBUT STREAM 删除流 DEATH OF KIRYU COCO 奇可可之死 HACHAMA POISONING INCIDENT 八AMA中毒事件 AO CHAN IS A BLACK MAN NARRATIVE 是黑人男人的叙事 NINOMAE INA ACKNOWLEDGES NIGGERMAN 的星期三S尼格·R·曼 DISSAPREANCE OF HIMEMORI LUNA 姬路LUNA的失衡 KIARA SEX STREAM 性别流 RETURN OF HITOMI CHRIS 日富克里斯的歸來 GEN 4 EUPHORIA PLAYTHROUGH STREAM 第4游玩流 SECRET OF WATSONS SHAFT 屈臣氏軸的秘密 GAWR GURA MINECRAFT SUICIDE INCIDENT 礦粉自殺事件 AMELIA WATSONS GRADUATION 屈臣氏畢業 HOLOEN GRADUATION STREAM 全息畢業流 YAGOO LEAKS 矢志漏風 ASACOCO WAS REAL NARRATIVE 是真正的敘事 LOST CHESS STREAM 失去了棋牌流 TOKOYAMI TOWA IS A MAN NARRATIVE 是一个男人叙事 HIMEMORI LUNA CHATURBATE SCANDAL 手杖 USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINE 承認巴勒斯坦 ROBOCOS RAPE LIVESTREAMED 油菜直播 GREAT YAGOO DEPRESSION ARC 矢AG抑鬱弧 HOMOSTARS WAS REAL 是真实的 ARTIA REPLACES YAGOO 替代 GEN 5 OFFLINE MEETING第5代离线会议 END OF HOLOLIVE 浩劫的尽头
>>29388248I browse /hlg/ more than i do /hlgg/
>>29388227I think the worst one here is her thanking an superchat during the victory celebration. How fucking retarded do you have to be?
>>29388264
Gura....
>>29388248I have a bunch of art books and haven't read any of them yet.
>>29388113>Under the labor standards law, women are given maternity leave of six weeks prior to childbirth and eight weeks after their babies are born. In addition, parents, regardless of gender, can take child care leave until their children reach the age of one in principle, based on the child care and family care leave law.
>>29388286I miss her bros...
Umm... Klaiusbros?
>>29388110Form your own opinion
>>29388116New Outfit!
>>29388227It keeps increasing. BASED
TIMELOOP CHECK IT'S BEEN 1 WEEK
>>29388110She annoys me, I try to avoid her whenever possible. Sadly she's shoved into the collabs from time to time but what can you do.
>>29388256Ina is actually preganant with Gura and Gura is pregnant with our current universe
>>29388113Miko...
>>29388116https://files.catbox.moe/kw407y.mp4
Hey, Anon!https://youtu.be/HbF1g3k2mtwTRY MAKING ME YAB WITH A SUPACHA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
I want to _______ this smug ass bitch
>>29388248I don't watch any vtuber unless I already like the game they're playing
>>29388264I rilla belevet...
>>29388113Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones>She has said herself that she's "heavy">Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight>Refers to herself as "mommy">Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>a week without Inadon't joke about that
>>29388202Crosshairs are great, though I do appreciate certain things like the Precision Bolt scope in Doom Eternal.
>>29388116Mori and Kiara finally fucked.
Ina... don't foreshadow please
>>29388248Im paying more attention to Arurans stream than Inas
>>29388183Please... I'm already off baseline as it is
>"Imagine if I didn't stream for a week"AAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEE
Ina F.E.A.R. when?
>>29388227I'm so sick of Mori.
>>29388255I wonder, if she will stream all of it today. I can see her getting even more lost in the ruins.
>>29388227>https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=6313
>ina HATES streaming, a week of streaming feels like a year for her
>>29388113Yes, but only a few months
>>29388185Realistically speaking, wouldn't it be up to the original artist to create the new outfit?If so, Huke has been one of the more active artists interacting with their "daughters", so I'd be inclined to believe it.
>most kino chapter incomingoh yes takobrosOH YES
this just makes me want to watch the gang play tf2with Ina playing a turtle engineer, and Ame as sniper
>>29388110I like her solo streams but she's absolutely terrible at collabs, like no joke, she's so bad at keep the conversation going without sounding like a 4kids dub.
>>29388332INA PLAYING BLOODBORNE FUCKING WHEN
>>29388339lick the tummy of
>getting NTR by AlyxPain Tako
>>29388116Chicken!
>>29388368god they look like twins.
>>29388110ogey
>>29388271This. Basedchama.
HoloEN wasn't invited to the sports festival because Coco was there. HoloEN manager has been proactive in overprotecting ENs since the China fiasco.
>>29388116>Aloe return>3D models>Gen2 audit opening
>>29388330YO WHAT THE FUCK
>>29388340>>29388377
>>29388244(You) got it. Now go back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAgIt's been one week.
>>29388332but whos pregnant with the latest narrative then?
>>29388351Ina barely streams as it is, so a week without her wouldn't feel much different. Imagine being an Ayame or Miko fan.
>>29388110She's my oshi, and also a cute little retard.
Anticitizen One is the best chapter in half life 2. Prove me wrong.
>Imagine I didn't stream for a week!Yeah..haha...wouldn't that be weird.
>>29388238how big will her concert be
>>29388102The terms Oshi and Chuba exist for a reason
>>29388367she already did ravenholm ages ago
Hachama changed her Lollipop Popsicle ASMR title to NNN ASMR....
>>29388367Lol
>>29388116Her chat is guessing that it's merchandise. How lame.
>>29388373>Spy sappin' mah Tako
Is the OC2 vod worth watching
>>29388116Hololive Anime
>>29388420yeah imagine that
>>29388128she was adjusting her full auto setup
>>29388116Idol transformationNew outfitPekora collabMaking out with Kurisu form S;G while Huke cheers them on
>>29388419But, Ravenholm...
Why is senchou sad
>>29388116BRS costumeI think she'll just be announcing a cover.
>>29388116I love chicken but she's is over hyping it, her viewers will probably like it but this place is going to have a field day shitposting about the "exciting" announcements.
>>29388397The other holos only get spammed if they interact with coco. HoloEN could handle the chink spam for some streams. It's not bad to remind the normies why you should hate china
>>29388343She just had her menstrual cramps yesterday, that narrative is already false.
>>29388367Next time Takodachi, too much casualties on our side to continue
>>29388343Already got killed
>>29388404H O W OW
BOOBA
>>29388339see Gura collab with
Why are Ina's timeslots so awful for a wageslave like me?
Korean efficient family planning
>>29388368
>>29388110She has a lot of growing up to do but so do all the EN girls, but each in different areas.
>>29388397I dont get why though, bugmen are defenseless against us, they even admitted it themselves
NARRATIVEFAGS BTFO IT WAS BECAUSE OF HER FAMILY'S BIRTHDAY THAT HER COLLABS WERE CANCELED
>narratives BTFO she had to cancel shit due to family
damn giving a lot of info there Ina...
>>29388437so many Amelias!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHE JUST COULDNT COLLAB BECAUSE FAMILY BIRTHDAYSNARRATIVE FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH RIGHT NOW
>>29388303THIS SHIT HIT GOT ME OFF GUARD FUCKING MY SIDES
Lunar calendar birthdays are wack, they're a pain in the ass to remember
>Cancelling Titanfall 2I hope the members only masturbation stream still happens.
>>29388397Not a single Chinese person watches HoloEN anon
>>29388248I'm subscribed to all of EN branch, but I don't watch Kiara at all unless she collabs with another EN member
>>29388398>Aloe returnsThat'd be really kino, but it doesn't make sense for Kiara to announce it instead of gen 5.
THE COLLABS WERE CANCELLED BECAUSE INA IS CELEBRATING, THAT'S MY NEW NARRATIVE
>>29388466yeah sure, she had 3 collabs in one day
>>29388343
I love seeing narratives collapse
>more tako family loreMy favorite part of Ina streams
>>29388202I was about to talk about counterstrike then realized how dumb I was.
>all my families birthdays fall into Grubble GW weeksure Ina :^)
>>29388404Marvel and gaze at the retention.
>>29388206>That body.She's clearly not HololiveEN, she's HololiveUS.
>>29388466It's not tho
>>29388457Get a better job so you can watch while "working".
NOOO MY NARRATIVES
>>29388110I thought she was really cringe on her debut and nothing that I've seen since has convinced me that I was wrong.
>>29388408>Gura's faceMy fucking sides.
NNOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVES
>>29388431There already is an anime
>>29388457Perfect for EU. In fact, Ina was the only HoloEN so far that always has been easy to watch for eurobros.
>>29388437Choco, Watame, Flare, Nene, Mel, Aki
>>29388454Shame her english is shit
>>29388466Narrativechamas...
>>29388508>>29388494>Weekread please
I wish I was Bubba right now, licking Ame's delicious feet
She's such a good daughter, she only gets better as time goes on
INA CHESS> INA CHESSINA CHESS> INA CHESS
>>29388443At least we know who pissed in it
>>29388466>>29388468>>29388476When were narrativefags even not BTFO?
Based Neo-Confucian familial piety, Ina stay winning
NARRATIVE FAGS BTFO AGAINWHEN WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>29388248I only still use this thread out of borderline addiction and I hate everyone here except OC chads.
>>29388476Except that can't be the reason because birthdays are known well in advance
MAHJONGAHJONG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>single player shogi, mahjong and chessIna your friend reps
>More chessoh no...
>>29388504Well well well.
>>29388248I only watch my oshi and my oshis oshis streams despite being subscribed to every holo.
rate the stream!
>falling for narrative cover-upsNope, not this time.
>>29388457Just be european
What a shitty excuse we all know collabs were cancelled due to Coco slapping Kiara when she visited the studio.
>>29388343WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING BIGGER Narrative: Its the 50 page anon slowly posting his manifesto
Ina's stream is over... now what?
>>29388493Unfortunately
>>29388116i never expected it to be anything insane but ill still be excited for what ever it is.
>>29388556me too man
>>29388397Nah, Enma has been the most anti-Chinese manager so far, if anything she'd encourage the talent to fuck the bugmen up.>keeping them off of Bilibili before the controversy even started>banned them from playing any Chinese game before even checking for permissions (see Kiara talking about Genshin Impact)>cultivated talent that singlehandedly drove CN into the fucking pavement>joined the L4D2 stream to prevent the chinese brony from gaining access to their game ever again
Kiara overhyping her announcement something looks really pathetic.She's following the Japanese way of overhyping the announcement of something meh
>>29385505>>29387002Here's my counter-offer.
>>29388558fun
>>29388248I've dropped all of my hobbies and dedicated all of my time to watching Mori and posting on /hlgg/ about Mori.
>>29388550My sides, but also my heart
>>29388558I love Ina/I love Ina
>>29388466>>29388468>>29388476What did the birthdays sneak up on her and thats why she had to postpone? Can she not plan more than a week in advance?
>>29388557Kek
>>29388343>Went for a jog the other day and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>>29388484>Lunar calendar birthdayswhat the fuck are those
>>29388110Mori Calliope might be the most powerful holo yet>That fucking bitch aura>Powerful GFE>Music based>Concern magnet>Both English and Japanese>Natural meme machine
>>29388425Don't know why it matters since it's not going to be archived anyways.
>>29388504>numberfaggots in every fanbase now
Name one narrative that hasn't been btfo'd yet
>>29388558Narratives/BTFO
>>29388504The tentacult is loyal.
>>29388504impressive, any comparison with other ENs?
>>29388493>but it doesn't make sense for Kiara to announce it instead of gen 5but kiara is gen 5
>>29388443>Imagine pulling Waachama's panties aside and having a whiff and taste test.I'm just joking Ame, calm down. Unless?
>>29388558Takoarmy/10
>>29388517>>29388522>>29388528https://streamable.com/sbj6b3
Ina's celebrating with her family being the reason she can't collab with jp sounds like a narrative you read here. I'm not buying it.
>>29388558Just another Ina stream/10
>>29388558Died for a greater cause/10
>>29388558Takodachis/10
Rate the shitpostersMori>Kiara>Ame>Gura>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ina
>haachama on the teamupThat's it, she's officially holoen in my books.
>>29388597Gura being pregnant
>>293885891 overworked sleepless braincell please understand
>>29388558Suicide Turretdachis/10
>>29388425Just why? who told her about that shit
>>29388408
>>29388180This is what would get me excited. I kind of miss the full group dynamic lately. Smaller collabs but just aren't the same.
>>29388596Numberfags have no oshi
>>29388579Based Enma taking the fight back to the chinese
>>29388579based propaganda
>>29388579>EnMa is the one that had the evidence on Artia translated and spread around to put the nail in HoloCN's coffin
>>29388558Takodachi army/10
>>29388476>>29388468>>29388466>Ina cancelled collabs forever for a simple birthday week that is known in advance for herI know you guys like destroying narratives, but that doesn't work
>>29388437What's with that?
>>29388565How many pastas do we even have at this point? Gura is pregnant, Mori Shazam and "Things Cover should do.txt"?
When was the last time Ina read superchats on stream?
>>29388457She used to have later slots but she's been moving them earlier lately, pisses me off too.
>>29388558Worts general ever, Banzai charges don't work with current military technology /10F for all the Takodachis that died in the beaches
>>29388597DISCORDSEXSESSIONS
>>29388116Hope to be proven wrong, but it probably won't live up to the hype.
>>29388589dude I hardly even remember my own birthday let alone my siblings
>>29388558It was a honor to fight alongside my fellow Takodachis for our priestess/10
>tfw no gf
>>29388549>>29388543>>29388528>>29388522>>29388497>>29388491>had 3 or more collabs planned, most likely 1 per week>somehow one busy day, few days at most explains how all got cancelledsuuuuuure
>>29388116Sora collab. Kiara worships hololive so getting to collab with the legendary Sora is making her hype this news to oblivion. I doubt half her audience even knows who Sora is so they probably won't get the importance.
>>29388504That girth!
Ina/NPC collabs are pretty fun
>>29388579Holy shit I am now a fan of Enma.
this is the announcement dont spread it alright
>>29388558Dum/Cute
>>29388343she should do a collab drinking stream with mori to really test this narrative
And so it beggins, the FUCKING dead hours. Bring up your stupidiest narrative.
>>29388558The takodachi army part was really fun
>>29388558>cangetawaywithstreamingduringwork/10
>>29388227Jesus... youre autistic anon but some of this stuff really makes deadbraps seethe
>>29388558rp/rrat death
>>29388303>USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINEBased>Pekora_visits_Tel_Aviv.gif
>>29388579Are you retarded? Genshin impact developers already blacklisted them a day after the fallout of Coco/Haachama taiwan fiasco
>>29388558Tako defense force when?/10
Sweet Jesus how am I going to survive without Ina ???!!!
>>29388605This is going to get a lot of fucking mileage, isn't it
>>29388597O being gey.
>All these birthdays in NovemberTako's family consists of Valentines babies kek
>>29388655OPTIC BLAST
>>29388643>Banzai charges don't work with current military technologyWell, she won didn't she?
>>29388655It's textured and ribbed
>>29388408my sides
>>29388476meds. and also, go back.
>Cancelling collabs until further notice because off a scheduled family birthdayHow fucking stupid are you guys
>>29388558Dying for the priestess/10
>>29388116It doesn't matter. I've already prepared several posts shitting on and belittling whatever it is.
>>29388638Are you talking about really thin towel?
>>29388655Retention distention
>>29388343If this was true, would Cover tell us? Or would it be another "hospitalization"?
>>29388577Is Pekor HoloEN?
>>29388589>>29388546Yes but since they're throwing a big celebration, it is probably because she wasn't sure which day in the week will it actually be because of other people in the family's schedules.
>>29388504Ina's retention is always amazing
>>29388601Nazuka please...
>>29388445Prove it was menstrual and not pregnancy cramps
>>29388597Haachama is just pretending
Ummmm... deadbeats????
>>29388597usada pekora recognizes palestine
>>29388597Ame is Hololive's batman
>>29388600Others can too but Ina is the most consistent.
>>29388116Kiara will be a character in the next Steins;Gate VN
>>29388606I think it is two different things, I could guess it is true she celebrates with her family but there is indeed others things going on that make her collab with others a little hard or impossible.
>shogiYeah, that's not gonna happen. I actually enjoy chess, and shogi managed to fry my fucking brain. The game is way too fucking complicated.
>>29388110I want her to collab with Gura.
>>29388714most cults are like that
I have an announcement:I love chicken.
>>29388558T-Day/10
>>29388655RED HOT IRON BARS
>>29388718based
What if, just what if, EnMa is actually just a expat male LARPing as a female to make himself more interesting like with Ina's drawing
>>29388712Is she on the TeamUp?
>>29388557HOLY KEK
>>29388408Thank JESAS the most popular EN is an opsec freak.
>>29388493There is a certain logical path you can take.In that if she returns she'd prefer to do it relatively quitely, rather than with a bang. Dip her toes a bit, before returning to form - so to say.
>>29388116Probably not but i dont care as long as my chikim is happy
>>29388589There are a number of family birthdays in the same week. This has created a family holiday of sorts, because it happens every year.
>>29388558Takodachi/10I had fun with Takodachi and Ina
>>29388713Again, you can plan things more than a week in advance.
>>29388641Always does some on sundays
>>29388721WTF MEIDO
>>29388648>>29388617Your archive reps...An anon pointed out that she had to cancel on the 16th last month and now it's on the 17th so most likely it's that she had menstrual cramps.
>>29388711I really doubt they'd tell everyone that Gura actually has a BF and they had a baby together
>>29388742We are all already confident that EnMa is male and Ao-chan is female.
If she had to reschedule collabs due to a birthday week, she wouldn't have said "indefinitely".
>>29388721MEIIIIIDOOOOOOS
>>29388558Both stream and threads were pretty good, takos are fucking based, I'm gonna get my sleep reps now till Mori's crash stream, catch you on the flip side/hlgg/
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1329204973490475009Civia love...
>>29388666well if satan says so>Hachama was sent to the EN MC server by JP to drag Gura out of her cocoon and make her morewilling to collab with JP holos
>>29388271>>Dont overlap, "conviniently stream at the same time as", or collab with any of them in a week>>help speed up the building of stuf in the barren EN server>>give gura diamonds>>showcase their content to her own audience in her channel>She's acting like a propper sempai supporting her couhai, even if they have more subs than her, respect the Hachama.Filling out dead-time.
>>29388593https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_calendarIt's just a calendar with months based on the phases of the moon so converting it to Gregorian means that the date is slightly different from year to year
>>29388742there are multiple managers retard the ones closer to the talents are female the salarymen are males that's why for Mori's podcast they sent a cover suit over to make sure no yabs
>>29388116Aloe is joining EN Gen 2 so you tell me.
>cover still not hiring mods to ban retards from spamming old jokes like baba marine and flat rushia
>>29388768>that EnMaAre all enmas male?
>>29388735Why are Gura and Mori, two of the weaker girls when it comes to large collabs, so strong when it's just the two of them. It boggles the mind.
>>29388737Based Janny
>>29388721DOXXBEATS dox now
>>29388732How is gold or silver gonna attack something
>>29388742Enma is most likely a balding man on his 40sAO is eaither Ina's sister or a close friend.
>>29388778YAGOO!?
>Postponed indefinitely>For 1 week of family stuffSure blew out those narratives hu?
>>29388678Even if they did, I don't believe Enma even bothered asking.
looks like you need a refresherhttps://streamable.com/x03pvb
>>29388449>>29388504So real talk - how are her fans so loyal?In the end the bottom feeder of Gen1 might end up making the most money out of sheer audience retention.I've never met a person who has his shit together as tightly as Ina's roommate does.
>>29388397I don't know if that makes sense. Surely the Japanese know us westerners despise the Chinese. Hell, the Chinese know we consider them subhuman (which they are).
>>29388244
>>29388557Never change 4chink
>>29388606She's here?!
>>29388271>if they have more subs than heronly Gura has more subs than her
https://youtu.be/dcI2yEgzaos?t=40What the fuck, Youtube, stop doxxing me, this was literally on my main Youtube page.
>>29388788wow that's retarded now I can see why it caused issues though she explained it poorly
>>29388742>>29388768We know of at least two EnMa, one male and one female.
>>29388711Miko....
>>29388778YAGOO is a good dude.
>>29388654If anything, out of all of EN, Kiara's audience is the most likely to already be fans of Hololive as a whole, so they'd be familiar with how important such a thing would be.
>>29388742Nice narrative, man, but uh...
http://poal.me/j6xtyohttp://poal.me/j6xtyohttp://poal.me/j6xtyo
https://poal.me/t7xnexhttps://poal.me/t7xnexhttps://poal.me/t7xnex
>>29388550she could at least play chess with members or something, I don't want tako to feel lonely
>>29388778Civia's ESL rendition of Scarborough Fair was the most beautiful singing I have heard from Hololive ever. Sorry Gura.
>>29388110I fucking love this dork like you wouldn't believe.
>>29388797They're both heavily autistic so their wavelengths match up.
>get to die for your oshi>get to watch the rrats getting shot live and coming up with shit excuses like "i-it doesn't count!"Tentabros can literally never stop winning
>>29388712No, she's HoloID
>>29388623Probably tree rrat.In any case, encouraging her members to jerk off to her seems like a very Haachama thing to do.
>>29388833And so you thought the best thing would be to come here and share it with us
>>29388797Big sister and little sister. That's pretty damn powerful.
>>29388407
>>29388778>Yagoo gives Civia a send off>Completely and utterly ignores ArtiaI'm beginning to smell a... narrative...
>>29388844>>29388846the poalmind...
>>29388797Both are super nervous in big collabs because they're not good at reading social cues so one gets real loud and the other gets quiet, but when it's just the two of them, they match up super well.
>>29388110>we
>>29388797They feel comfortable with each other because they don't have to overstep into each other's comfort zone and know the other won't, either, I assume. That and they're autistic.
>>29388781And Ame is involved too... wait. Could it have been an inside job ?
Hello fellow "chumbuds"! Anyone else excited for the next Gawr Gura stream? I can't wait to get my shitp- I mean my superchats ready!
>>29388836I thought that the EnMa Marine interacted with being male was just a mistranslation and that their gender wasn't defined?
>>29388778It had to be done but at least she can continue in the future, waiting for her rebirth with Artia
>>29388597Kiara's guns
>>29388797They're both pretty easygoing dorks.
>>29388579i remember like a month before all this shit went down, this kiara was talking about her talkshow and she interestingly said that she wanted to interview the IDs, the homos, and the JPs but didn't say the CNs.based enma
>>29388557
>>29388110I love my girlfriend with all my heart!
>>29388655when was HL2 a debuff game?
>>29388597What the fuck happened to aqua’s chest
>>29388514Would need better computers for that.
>>29388116>KIKKERIKII!>Today I have a sad announcement>Moona is graduating and you will never find the body
>>29388870Did I miss Artia's graduation?
>>29388852she's not lonely she just doesn't want to in her mind look bad in front of a collab partner despite the fact it wouldn't be a big deal
>>29388737Thanks, Blizzard
>>29388844already confirmed to be graduation
>>29388797What do we call this, again? Calliura?
>>29388820I'm an American Spic, but I appreciate the sentiment none the less anon.
>>29388812>In the end the bottom feeder of Gen1 might end up making the most money out of sheer audience retention.The tax-office has to work with multiple revenue-streams too, so why shouldn't this apply to Holo's too?There's memberships, SC's, ad revenue, sponsorship's, product placement, ...
>>29388742What the talent have told us is that Nihonma is a guy, and Enma is a girl. The guy manager helps Mori and Kiara in Japan, the girl manager helps the Trinity in NA.
>>29388742EnMa is probably female, but the JP manager that went to supervise the podcast is male. AO-chan and the manager that lent Kiara her PC are probably female too.
>>29388797I dont know, but I want more of it
>>29388908Kiara love...
>>29388826anon... your reading reps
>>29388812>how are her fans so loyal?She opens up to her chat a lot and depends on them for emotional support. Her zatsudan skills are top tier and she goes out of her way to interact with chat.
>>29388870There is no narrative. Artia acted like a retard and put herself on shame.
So are you guys ready for the first bullshit announcement stream in EN?I mean JP has shit like "ooh guys I got a new cat!".Anyway, it's the song, that's it. It's just the song (+some collabs) and chicken is trying to pretend Mori didn't spoil it.
>>29388911what about mora
>>29388908Chickenfags, I'm sorry for you
>>29388557Klaius sounds happy!
>>29388891she said that during the 3 week suspension but yeah she was the first non CN to basically say they were dropped
>>29388244One of these things is not like the others.
>>29388908Kiara love...>>29388932I like this.
>>29388732Shogi is just pure Japanese autism in a form of a tabletop game. It's not any better than chess (I actually think it's more boring since your pieces can only move in one direction, and reintroducing pieces turns the field into a clusterfuck), it's just more complexity for its own sake. Only a mentally-ill weeb would try to learn shogi over chess.
>>29388911I like CalliGura, but that might be just me
>>29388870While both are (most likely) traitorous rrats, one chimped out before graduation while the other remained silent.
>>29388742theres atleast 2+ english managers. who each of them are is unknown
>>29388658Who needs friends when she's got her chat!
>>29388116Here are the things that would ive up to the hype for me:-Mama/Brother collab-Huke collab-Sponsorship announcement (Become a VA for a game or anime, for example)-3D debut and/or new outfit-Something that can connect her and her fandom even more somehow-Full-power idol voice reveal
>>29388800The "pace" of shogi is somewhat slower than chess and focuses a lot on formation development because pieces have comparatively weaker moves. However, the unpredictable aspect is in how you can use drops to threaten and create opportunities, and makes the game overall a lot more complex in terms of decisions than chess
>>29388557lolI hope this shit will never go beyond these threads.
>>29388558Great RP sesh/10
>>29388839So Miko had a baby?
>>29388797>Mori hates dead air in collabs because she's self-conscious and feels she's responsible for any lulls in conversation>Gura loves having someone to riff on and can talk about literally anything if you give her a starting point for the conversation, all it takes is making the first moveYou take the girl who will talk about anything and pair her with the girl who can take a conversation about nothing and turn it into gold. The end result is perfection.
>>29388812>>how are her fans so loyal?>open ina's stream>fall asleep>can't close stream
>>29388790Seems like a lot of effort to fully design an OC to trick people when they could have just never brought it up again. Mori already said the manager on TT with her was a man so clearly they aren't trying to hide all men at Cover, either.
>>29388813Did anyone...ever double check these translations?
>>29388911GuraMori.
>>29388929is this describing Kiara? you replied to post about Ina, can't tell desu, both?
>>29388797Sister energy
>>29388557HOLY SHIT MY SIDES!!!!
>>29388927this is the kind of shit you'd expect from /hlgg/ how diid it even happen
>>29388953>one chimped out before graduation while the other remained silent.Civia threw a tantrum stream on Bilibili weeks back where she leaked all her anniversary goods, new outfit etc without any authorization. Artia just happened to have a chimp out where you could see it.
Bros, give me an ETA for the new Calli song featuring Gura.
>>29388964 3 babies
>>29388597I browse 4chan.
>>29388343I just want to start a family with Gura where we attend church every sunday, do gardening together and she teaches our 4 kids to sing and play instruments
>>29388116
>>29388881we know a male manager was on the podcast with Mori but that doesn't mean that it was Enma with her given that it was probably just a Cover guy like this is a jap company expect managers
>>29388911Caligula
>>29388879I'm with you my fellow chumbud, we'll have plenty of narra- akasupas for her next stream
>>29388130I remember her helping dig the original tunnel in the collab alongside Polka but I cant remember what snacks they had in the snack collab
>>29388879Stream? What stream?
Gura... please stream...
Kiara announcing this announcement so far in advance was retarded. It just lets the hype build up to unrealistic levels so there's no way she won't disappoint people in the end.At least Mori's collab announcement ended up actually being a pretty big deal and unexpected, Korone being one of the elite three Holos and also notoriously difficult to get into collabs without Okayu there to hold her hand.
Post this chimkin
>>29388898Holy shit I almost forgot about this, what the fuck did you do Pekora?
>>29388998THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN GET BEHIND
>>29389015
I know klaius is that obsessed gura drawfag but what's that mask/face that's used to represent him here?
>>29388965I... I agree with this observation.
>>29388557amazing
>>29388994Retard, you browse 4channel. Another rrat destroyed
>>29388911CalliGura
Hope you fuckers are watching Pizza Papa. He's trying his best at communicating with you.
>>29388965Well put
>>29388879Know your place
>>29388997I love a family that leaves room for Jesus and Skyrim
>>29388929I could be wrong since I don't watch Ina's archives but she didn't seem to interact with her chat much during Hades or HL2.
>>29388932Second this
Hachama stole this mans house for wood scraps and then laughed in his face.
>>29388977RIP I saw the "bottom feeder of Gen 1" and assumed the entire comment was talking about Chicken without reading the rest of the chain.
>>29389015okay
>>29388557Dangerously based.
>>29388998Don't tease me like this
>>29388998OK this would actually be something big but I really fucking doubt it
>>29389002
>>29388998Holos playing Ace Attorney...
>>29388833>All those retards in the comments and also this postdoxxfags really can't help themselves
>>29389012But what if her announcement is the collab with Pekora (feat. Moona)?
>>29389027Michael Myers. I don't understand the rice hat, though.
Post your best poals
>>29389041this is three times the viewers he normally gets, dont usually numberfag but I wonder if Cover notices the guys are getting more popular with EN people
>>29389055Wouldn't you give up your house for her?
>>29388973We don't have any traitor chink among us to translate Mandarin other than some Taiwan anons that occasionally lurk around here so no...
>>29388911MoriGura
>>29389015I don't have many but sure
>>29389055That guy's a haaton now
>>29388243Numbers can change a person anon. Also she could stick a calli mask on us the entire time
>>29388997BASED
>>29388998Resident evil 5 co-op...
>>29388998>Kiara caring about video gamesGod I wish...
Witty joke.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85761300
I'm so glad we passed on Gura peeing herself so we could stick with Gura being pregnant...
>>29389002Caligula, the Roman emperor who once declared war on the sea. Had his soldiers march to the beach and collect seashells as booty.Fitting.
>>29389012It's funny how Korone just had another clip which illustrates how much of a pain in the ass she is to drag to a collab pretty perfectly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAb4pqnTPtk
>>29388116Song, Outfit adjustment, Pekora next week.
>FBK makes an announcement >a couple days later Kiara has an announcement toothis chicken can't be original 1 fucking minute of her life, huh?
>>29388868>Ame shortly before joining Hololive.jpg
>>29389073Isn't that the austin powers guy
>>29389109UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29389055It was wrecked when she got there
>>29388248I'm legit in love with my oshi
>>29388993Damn...
>>29389052See>>29389057
>>29388998i'd take it
>>29389008>>29389010No stream.
>>29389115oh no, the peeing is just one more piece of evidence for it
>>29389115>I'm so glad we passed on Gura peeingi'm not
>>29388732https://youtu.be/K6rSoGxN8BEThanks 3gatsu. I am a spic, yes, but this also seems to be the only complete version not taken down.
>>29388557my fucking sides
>>29388558Great stream/10.The threads were also a lot of fun.
>>29389115Jokes on you preggo-fag. Peeing herself is canon while you get btfo on a daily basis.
>>29389055he should feel honored.
>>29389052All Hades streams aside from the last oneshappened while chat was silenced. The last Hades stream she kept on asking about what she should do and what boons to go for, this entire HL2 she interacted with chat all along.Do your archive reps onegai.
>>29388742Are you trying to say something or what?
>>29388965"Based"
>>29388812There tends not that much competition when Ina streams so there's no reason for people to leave.
>>29388557RUMAO
>>29389027Michael Myers from Halloween series. I guess because Gura had a watchalong for it. Rice hat, maybe because Klaius is asian, I think?
>>29388557holy fuckcan we get some lyrics?
>>29388868No wonder gura loves her
>>29388557>that chorusI'm fuckind dead
>>29388911Mora.
>>29389115Those are definitely not incompatible narratives, in fact they make perfect sense together.
>>29389055I'd give Haachama all of my wood if you know what I'm talking about.
>>29388248i posted a lesser-known roommate's identity by mistake and even though i deleted it as soon as i realized my fuckup i still feel pretty bad about it
Here's a real spicy narrative for you: Burrito is actually filled with Takodachis
>>29389109UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29389015Chimkin?
>>29389012It's all calculated. This is an exercise to generate analytics about chimkin's hype. Either she wants to do this for numberfagging or management is losing confidence in her. It's not about disappointing people, but about enticing them.
>>29389115Peeing herself was hotter DESU
>>29388110I would gladly give her my dick
>>29389092I'm just skeptical since the comments about Gura and EN seem like something out of hlgg's fanfic.
>>29388116HoloEN x Arknights collab, Yostar just turning the KFC collab assets into KFP ones.
>>29389027Biggest irony is that Gura called him "cute" during her Dead by Daylight stream
>>29388931I'd hope it's a new outfit or something but yeah the ENs haven't been around nearly long enough yet for something like that.
>>29389041>open stream>dogshit fujo design>close streamI want to support them, but they filter me so fucking hard
>>29389148please stream...even the goslings have a stream for them today...
>3 hour wait for any meaningful content
>>29388110She should get her shit together and focus on Hololive. Focus on her viewers, genmates and senpais, there be a lot of time for her to expand later on but at the moment she is going too fast in that direction.
>>29388833How the fuck is sharing something that's already public and published on youtube with consent of the person in question "doxxing"? Jesus fucking Christ buy a dictionary
>>29388550Ina will increase her power level
>>29389216reps time
>>29388557BASTE
Is this one actually no archive, or is this another member archive.
>>29388557This is why I like hlgg more anything else: the OC's.
>>29389207It's not ironic. Have you seen how she reacts whenever he akasupas her?
>>29388557heres the direct linkhttps://files.catbox.moe/ywghf5.ogg
>>29389041he has a weird tendency of streaming at times when literally nobody else is
>>29389161>>29389161>Peeing herself is canonWhat how did i miss this
>>29388958>More connection with her fansHow the heck is that even possible.Anyway collab with Huke and irl stuff is plausible, the dress too
>>29389180I'm in heaven, I've found HER houseCrawling to the window, quietly like a small mouse.She is sleeping, sweetly as can beForce open the shutters and get me some cunny.Take off her clothes, she won't knowBefore I'm gone tomorrowGura's Cunny, it's cute and funnyTake off her clothes, she won't knowAll my art is, focused on herI've been waiting, cuz I'm a creepy stalkerAme's Coupons, littered on the floorEven if you say no, I'll come back for moreTake off her clothes, she won't knowBefore I'm gone tomorrowGura's Cunny, it's cute and funnyTake off her clothes, she won't knowI hear a voice in my head, and what it tells meThe voice tells me that my art's not enoughArrested by the cops, I get a feelingThat I imagined that stuff, imagined that stuffTake off her clothes, she won't knowBefore I'm gone tomorrowGura's cunny, it's cute and funnyTake off her clothes, she won't knowTake off her clothes, she won't knowBefore I'm gone tomorrowGura's cunny, it's cute and funnyTake off her clothes, she won't knowTake off her clothes, she won't knowTake off her clothes, she won't knowShe won't know, Take off her clothes © Klaius Music Publishing Ltd.Here you go, I posted this in one of the earlier threads but I don't think anybody saw it.
>>29389216>Valorant.>Meaningful.
>>29389041>they taught him Bonk and GOATthis man is adorable
>>29389216Do your reps in Ame's place, since you know she's not doing hers right now.
>>29389216>Valorant
>>29388958>-3D debut and/or new outfitthis is definitely impossible, cover is autistic about seniority
>>29389073Klaius is a chink.
>>29389189My moonrunes are dusty, during the H review of this fanart,did she say she doesnt own underwear like that, she would never wear stuff like that, or that she'd like to wearthat kind of stuff?
>>29388868spongebob
>>29388437Damn, SUPERCEO has a nice ass.
>>29389115Preg is deadWe farmers now
>>29389121>gura breathes>ame breathes 1 second laterfucking leech.........
Gura's gills...
>>29389015!
>>29389237Gura called Michael Myers cute. Not Klaius.Try to keep up.
>>29388557This isn't the country roads I expected...
>>29388557am I witnessing hlgg OC right now?
>>29389245she did a shark-side only peeing stream last week
>>29388557haha...jokku...good
>>29389249based ty
>>29389274Ame didn't EARN that oxygen like Gura did. Leeching whore.
>>29389121She lives in the same universe as Gura too, fucking leech
>6 months from now>all the EN girls get their 3d models>suddenly>||Star Trek Bridge Simulator 5-way collab with their models modded in||
>>29389216Are teamates really like this?
>>29389216Here's your meaningful content https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1328996367721668608
>>29389041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kjSzCQnk7k are you talking about this?
>>29389240Dangerously based
>>29389189She's not after your wood....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V5-A6sJrM
>>29389216>ValorantPasto
>>29389305>||Go back
>>29388557Jesus fuck, I love you people
>>29389294Can Confirm, Was pretty fucking hot.
>>29389041Might as well, no one else is streaming
>>29389213>fujo designHe's like one of the least fujo pandering looking ones though? Fujos want pretty boys, he's a fucking old man
>>29388557This gives me mixed feelings. Amazing OC though.
>>29389216>Valorant>meaningful
>>29389312>electing a non citizenCoco could be president before Kiara
>>29389012Kiara announcing the announcement for the announcement was probably better content than whatever she has to show for.
>>29389337i'm just sad that it's the only time my recording has messed up and now it's gone forever
>>29389245the first or second outlast stream at the end with the jumpscare apparently
>>29388557I'm crying
>>29389326So she killed her manager when she killed Haato right? There's no other way she could get away with this.
>>29388557thank you for reminding me why I come here
Guys, what if I accidentally tripped and accidentally put my erect penis inside Haachama's vagene by accident and the violently thrusted it in a back and forth motion until I ejaculated inside her womb while grabbing her boobs by accident, do you think she would mind it? You guys think she'd be mad at me? Asking for a friend who's doing a science fair.
I just wanted to appreciate the Ame stream staircase
>>29389304Nah I can falseflag as your oshi's fanbase too but I'd rather not.
>>29388557Fuck me, these threads are amazing.Great work anon.
>>29389356Damn man, you were the only one recording too.That sucks.
>>29388958I hope she gets another outfit, one that's more regal looking. At this point it could help her gather more viewership
If your bored you can watch HolostarsEN gen0 do his english reps
>>29389268Anon...
>>29389326Is this actually gonna be not archived or is it gonna be members only archive.
>>2938937012345678
>>29388998Ok now that indeed would be worth the hype
>>29389261Didnt ID get their second dress before Gen4? Or at least Risu
>>29389379What do we tell him anon
>>29388986Did civia also encourage bugs to attack talent? only two I know are artia and some spade girl, rosalyn was going hard
>>29389366>There's no other way she could get away with this.artia herself said she got away with shit on twitch cause chink manager didn't know english
NENE TRASH
https://twitter.com/tabakko/status/1329160987602161664
>>29389370Knowing Ame's OCD, it wouldn't surprise me if she did this on purpose.
>>29388557Please make sure Gura never sees this fellow chumbuds
>>29389332What I don't understand is why people write it inYou get spoilers through GUI on Discord
>>29389401Still hate her but pretty based
>>29389002Holy fucking based.
>>29389410It's bait. Simple as.
>>29389041I am yeah.
>>29389240I am deeply uncomfortable.
>>29388116The announcement is literally just going to be the Cali x Kiara song that they've been working on. That's it. It doesn't warrant all this shilling.
>>29388110Love-hate relationship.Definitely lust, though.
Dead hours, do your repsor teach pizzadad to say poggers
>>29388557I'm calling the cops
>>29389076http://poal.me/ywgayThe legendary one
>>29389055
>>29388557Lyrics where?
>>29388958>family collabi'd be cool with that, they sound funit could very possibly be some sort of restaurant collaboration where they turn it into a KFP or some shit.project moon made a cafe for their game lobotomy corporation who is a literally who indie company and their literally who game so this could be possible.
>>29388248I think a videogame stream needs someone who can do interesting/entertaining gameplay, and can't be carried through personality alone. There has to be a balance.
>>29389379Is he inclining
>>29389407They aren't completely ignorant to these threads, I'm sure she is at least aware of UOOH and cunny posting.
>>29389439Poggers was the first word he learned
>>29389438love/lust-lust/love relationship with Mori-sensei
>>29389442
>>29389396Not if you count the new years outfits
>>29389370>1 Free She knows exactly what she's doing
>>29389041>he mistaken the Norwegian Krone as North korean won Lmfao
>>29389326>2AMChama please, I'm trying to accept you into EN but I can't watch your streams...
>>29389458This stream is the most viewers he has had at once at 1.8k
>>29388557creepy as fuckthank you for the oc
Ame vs Ina chess when?
>>29389245>Been streaming Outlast for 3 hours.>Finished her water bottle and has said so on stream so it's empty.>No pee breaks.>Get's jump scared when she's not paying attention and yelps out.>Has to pause the game.>Stands up so live2d freezes.>Hear paper tissues scratching against fabric in the mic meaning she's wiping somewhere near crotch or tummy height since she's standing up.>Starts humming.>Hear tissues being thrown somewhere.>Ends stream within 3-4 minutes of this.Not saying she left a giant yellow pool in her computer chair but there's definitely a chance she let a little bit out, enough to have to wipe while she ends the stream.
>>29388705Based
>>29389458I like that he puts Minecraft goals on the thumbnail.
Does Holotools hate Ina? her Half-life 2 stream is not showing there
>>29389407She's the sharkmeido
>>29389487I'm staying up to hear it
>>29388557Time travelers,whats the countdown to when Klaius sees this?
>>29388833She's a fat fuck? Shit, I'm out..
I feel bad for Kiara, which is pretty rare, she's going to have a hard time pretending the song announcement wasn't the biggest thing and will try to slot in irrelevant stuff like collabs as "exciting news".
>>29388911Predator
>>29389213>old man>fujo design???
>>29389148brrat
>>29388110I hate when she fucks up, I love when she's cute, she's my oshi, and I want to bully and tease her on a fun date.
>>29389499
>>29389369nah, she's already pregnant so not like it would matter
>>29389460The way she read out "Cute and Funny" and the UOH spelling does give some weight to that rrat... but this a little beyond that level of creepiness.
>>29389326Holy fuck the description
>>29389512>Implying he isn't the one who made it
>>29388366I bet Huke already made like 6+ outfits for fun
>>29388116Hopefully: GraduationRealistically: Shit only KPF jannies will find interesting
>>29388557Damn, that's some nice singing
>>29389437>The announcement is literally just going to be the Cali x Kiara song that they've been working on.didn't she say it's niot that
kiara getting a new outfit is very possible actually.i can see huke pouring out his steins gate cash mountain and spending a small thousand dollars to give her a new outfit quickly.
>>29389450>>29389249
CALLI, LOOK! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
>>29389534I don't understand, what does she mean by that?
It's another ENchads help a homostar ep.
>>29388557Thank God I stayed up instead of sleeping in time for work tomorrow morning
>>29389536I can get behind this narrative
>>29389370thank god for amelia am i right! EU is pain
>>29388193So she's a little underaged retard in an adult body?
i must continue to insist that "joking" about someone stalking and killing gura is not funny to me
>>29388557I kneel...
>>29389407she lurks here
Just wondering, general question: does your wife/girlfriend know you watch Hololive or do you keep it a secret?
>>29388998I would kneel to chicken so hard
>>29388557Is /hlgg/ the current #1 source of OC on 4channel?
How the fuck does Kiara have the lowest subscriber numbers? I don't even remember Ina exists half the time.
>>29389499Im so disappointed in myself this is turning me on
>>29389544I appreciate the compliment very much anon.
>>29389586>your wife/girlfriendlol
>>29389308Nice, i have no idea what supposed to be happening though.
>>29389553>Used goodsDropped cuckfag.
>>29389520he is homosexual,please understand
If one of the EN girls were to reveal they currently have a boyfriend which one would get the least backlash?
>>29389562FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER
>>29388248I love everbody in /hlgg/ even the schizo-posters. Hope you guys have a good day.
How will Amelia remove her boing boings?
>>29389491They realize that going for the american crowd will give them a shit ton more viewers, smart move if you ask me.
>>29389576Best girl never dies to Michael Myers.
>>29389586Why would I have one?My eyes are and soul and dedication are only for Kiara!Wasting my time with caring for inferior things would be stupid!
>>29389586Everyone I know watches Hololive. I surround myself with people who share my interests.
>>29389407don't worry a twitterfag will definitely link it to her
>>29389610kiara
>>29389591she had a shit debut with a shit mic and a few disasterous streams the first week or so.shes good now, but that first week hurt her alot
>>29389586Yes, my wife Gura knows.
>>29389586>wife/girlfriend?
>>29389370Nice
>>29389610probably Kiara ironically
>>29389610unironically Mori. Her fans are whipped
>>29389586anonchama...
>>29389591Bad debut and bad start overall
>>29389576This. Especially since it's Klaius, being defamed. He's just an artist with an oshi, and these fags are making false narratives about him. I hope it stops soon, seriously. It's getting annoying.
>>29389562Mori wishes she wasn't dick repellent.
>>29389570>EU is painPlease understand. They have to sleep at 03:00PM and absolutely cannot stream at that time.
>>29389524>https://files.catbox.moe/5ifl5t.mp4>all that movement with her Live2Dimagine sitting next to Mori on a movie date and she can't stop jumping around in her seat because she's so excited about the scene
I'm...I'm... I'm... ANNOUNCIIIIIIIIIINGGGG
>>29389526>>29389592Why. It's hot as fuck.https://files.catbox.moe/katy6h.webm
>>29389586well, she's part of holoEN, so I guess
>>29389553AW JEEZ
>>29389610Kiara or Mori
>>29389547Never specifically, only that she and Calli had multiple projects in the work.
>Old man got 2kFinally, an holostar that's more popular than random indies!
>>29389591Only plays debuff games, her schedule is all over the place. At least Ina is consistent in rarely streaming.
>>29388557holy SHIT
Got insider info.. Shes announcing a type of chicken burger with KFC not even kidding
>>29389610Mori, just cause she already received much backlash.
>>29389586>wife/girlfriendGura is fine with me watching her stream
>>29389610Longterm-effects might be higher.
>>29389659>No gills
>>29389576>>29389643It will continue until the next HAPPENING and we all forget about him
>>29389604If I was gay I would probably like it
>>29389653>not having her sit on your lap while she's doing that
>>29389586If I had a wife or girlfriend I probably would not be watching Hololive.
>>29389591She leaves a bad impression. And it'll take a couple viewing of her streams to realize that she's not bad. A lot of people don't have that kind of patience.
>>29389591She's bad at her job.
>>29389610Kiara. Most of KFP would probably be happy for her, kind of like Choco.
>>29389553Newfriend lurker here. What's the sauce for this doujin? Thanks.
>>29389653If shes not acting out the gunfight next to you, is it even worth it?
>>29389610Amelia, after all, her fans said they don't care, right
>>29388557i swear every thread we get gem after gem HAHAHA
I never really understood Uoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh posting but while I was shopping today in the supermarket, a 9 year old bent over in front of me and now I sort of get it.
>>29389610I think expectations about kiara are wrong because she has that yuri/shipper base.Ina announcing she has one would probably have the most relaxed reaction
How many streams are left in Ina's Half Life 2 series? She's been playing for about 8 hours so far but I have no idea how long the game is. I hope she gets permission to play Bioshock, the original is fantastic and kind of in between the atmospheric CoC and the FPS action HL2 so I think it would be right up her alley.
>>29389586My girlfriend's in hololive
>>29389586My gf simps for Kiara
>>29389614She won't. She'll sabotage Gura's hoodhouse in retaliation.
>>29388968I also fell asleep, not because I was bored though but her voice is so comfy it cured my insomnia.
>>29389676Is KFC in Japan better than the shit in the west?
>>29388557High quality content
>>29389562The deadbeats, collectively, are her boyfriend now.
>>29389643It's pre-crime-shit.
>>29389610AmeThere would be a tsunami of shitposting of course, but we teamates can deal with any shit short of her graduation at this point.
>>29389586My girlfriend knows but doesn't care because she's also into ikemen gacha games and we know the both of us have our husbandos/waifus to attend to.
>>29389586Thanks for assuming that we have gfs in the first place
>>29389591She was off to a bad start. She's actually growing at basically the same speed as Ina, so its just she had a slower start.
What if your oshi was actually a literal nigger using a voice changer? What would you do?
>>29389366Her manager is a massive chuuni and posed in the Gendo pose for the company website photo.
>>293897121 or 2 depending on how long she's willing to play
>>29389526>>29389499oh god you are right I just re-listed to it at max volume and you can hear her do something.now i have as huge rod
>>29388557KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WV46wAmvrkFuck me dude, I feel like there's potential here but you just don't get to see much of anything because they're hyperfocused on cooking 90% of the time. I need these 3 to play some other shit.
>>29389712She's nearing the home stretch, next stream will probably be the end.
>>29389586>wife/girlfriendwho?
>>29389586My girlfriend is in hololive though
>>293897121-2 more streams for sure I'd think.
>>29389586Mori is aware that I watch her streams, yes.
>>29389704saucenao shows you the original even through the edit
>>29389586>blogpost
>>29389586>does your wife/girlfriendReally now...
>>29389586do you really think this is the place to ask people about wives and/or girlfriends?
Gura...?
>>29389610Ina, they're there for the comfy not the romance
>>29389653>THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIIGHT
>>29389712She's in the last quarter of the game, she can probably finish in one slightly longer stream if squad combat and the final area doesn't give her too much trouble.
>>29389576Issue was always people breaching containement, not which narrative is posted here
>>29389710
>>29389586>wife/girlfriendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855yd62pT60
>>29389704Use saucenao like someone that has an average IQ before asking for source
>>29389735I'm your gf now
>>29389722Most western companies put a lot more effort into their international brands because their aren't as accepted by the cultures there and need to try a lot harder to appeal.
>>29389586why do you have to go and twist the knife like this?
>>29388778おめでとう!!!
She mainly watches Flare, and can't stand watching English VTubers because of her aversion to 'dubs'
>>29389591She's a weird fucking menhera, definitely not for everyone. I love her.
>>29389610Kiara or Mori.
>>29389653Fuck this woman's gap moe is too powerful. If she goes full power I might be forced to get a membership.
>>29389771The dick tail.
>>29389610Before she started dabbling in GFE, I'd say Mori. Now I'd say Kiara or Ina.
>>29389778
>>29389749Ironically Mario Party would be a great game for them to play. They could even throw Kiara or Ina.
>>29389553>>29389659real or edit
>>29389722They somehow convinced the nation of Japan that eating fried chicken is a Christmas tradition
>>29389710Based
>>29389707Don't do them dirty like that. The wounds have finally healed.
>>29389782no, no, i really think it's inherently unfunny
>>29389610All of them, anybody who says otherwise is a normalfag that will drop the girl without realizing it.
>>29389765>>29389787I did use Saucenao, also google and yandex
>>29389570I still can't believe a Korean squid living in the land of the leaf has been the only Holo streaming during EU prime time consistently so far.
>>29389653Holy shit why is she so cute?
for some reason a lot of the Ame fanart that gets posted in this thread gives her an unusually large head, like she has downs syndrome. it's still cute but I find it funny how the recurrent theme is a down's syndrome proportioned head
>>29389749Jesus christ Mori you can't say that
>>29389740Holy based
>>29389788Thank you Ame
>>29388116Paradox Mega campaign time lapse
>>29388903I think she did her last twitch stream already, Her last bilibili stream was scheduled for tomorrow morning, and then she did it early I guess.
>>29388557Holy shit this is amazing
>>29389610Ina, she's the only one not yuribaiting
>>29389722It's literally exactly the same.t. ate it exactly once
Just woke up
>>29389820Same thing happened to me. Look up Toradora doujins and find the artist with a similar style.
>>29388557Klaius for Gen 2
>>29389820Use the other page
>>29389489I do not get it.
>>29388870Artia went out with the grace of a roach
>>29389657Holy shit...
>>29389796Do not watch her date or ASMR stream then. She went 90% in the first, and 110% in the second. Actually, do because they're fucking great.
>>29389610From fans? Mori, the only fans she has left are redditors.
>>29389610>backlashCalli. More or less expected to find one easily.But seriously, losers need to back off and realize Holos deserve their life choices too.
>>29388110Ambivalent. She needs to stop fucking up and stop repeating the same mistakes over and over.
gawr gyaru
>>29389788t-thanks
>>29389586Where do you think we are right now?
>>29389838I think this getting inverted with "Ringmaster" is way funnier.
>>29388965This is pretty accurate, Gura is one of those people who knows a shitton of random things and ancient literal baby boomer tier shit yet never mentions it unless someone brings it up. (literally me)
>>29389710>lusting for real childrenAnon, that is not UOOOHHH, that's just you being a pedo.
>>29389807I mean it probably is for some Americans too lazy to cook so they just get fucking KFC for Christmas dinner.
>>29389710This fucking thread
>Kiara's announcement is a KFC collab/sponsorship with limited edition menu items. The items are only available at KFC locations in Japan.How would you react?
>>29388557How does this thread constantly provide the best OC
>>29389204>Chinese game with Hololive collabNever happening ever again.
>>29389246She was toying with doing a 24hr streaming at one point, because she loves her chat that much.
how many months would it take for 3 other holoEN member to learn mahjong?
>>29388557i kneel
>>29389015smooth! sniff her smooth head
>>29388557HOLY SHIT
>>29389710This has been posted before.
>>29389873Best part was when Kiara asked JP chat how do you say birdwatching in japanese.
>>29389879Happy for her, pissed we're missing out.
>>29389865Reddit seems to engage with Mori the least, surprisingly. Might have to do with her streaming hours. They like Gura and Ame the most.
>>29388557Sometimes (but only sometimes) I'm really glad I come to these threads.
>>29389820Wagashi
>>29389570Just the way of things, it's only a problem with unarchvied streams though. I don't watch streams past a certain time and basically have to catch all Haachama's streams in VODs. Fortunately I don't give a fuck about ASMR so I'll just read archived threads later to see if they got a good reaction.
I know this is weird but I honestly think Kiara & Luna off-collab would be great. They are both pampered vain bitches who love luxury. They should have a date and hang out and then play Ring Fit together.
>>29389879by spamming gigastacy in these threads until the end of time
>>29389377>Being a KFP janny>Also a numberfagAs expected.
>>29389586I am single, but if I did have a gf id keep it a secret or probably stop watching
>>29389591She has terrible viewership too, she is pretty close to Ina when it comes to subs but she gets half the viewers. Just as with Ina they are pretty loyal but she doesnt mind to constantly squeeze them for SC.
>>29389863That's what started this for me. I want to hold off since she already doesn't stream at good times for me but fuck she's cute.
>>29389897i am going to ruffle her hair whether she likes it or not.
>Even holostars have tshirts>Normal holos have barely anythingWhat the hell
>>29389879With a corona-filled ticket to Japan to at least feel like I'm taking a bite out of Kiara's thicc, juicy thighs.
>>29389710Anon.
>>29389868No - she needs to keep fucking up so I can guilt her into a make-up date. That counts as one of the 4 she said we needed.
>>29389592Embrace the cute and funny.
>>29389730I would've doubted that but after witnessing Amegeddon firsthand and seeing you guys survive the aftermath I can believe that. The robot nuke was hilarious
>>29389893Why do happas always pretend majong is some incredibly cerebral and difficult to learn game? It's just poker with tiles.
>>29389835PLEASE
>>29389707I don't know what you're implying. The people that cared left a month and a half ago.
>>29389942Yagoo loves this sons.
>>29389710Nigger you what? That's not cunny that's pedophilia.
>>2938972285% of KFC stores are located outside of the US and all of them are much better than US based ones because they have an endless supply of cheap and eager labor who actually put some effort into their job. USA is so oversaturated with fast food places that they all have to compete for bottom of the barrel in terms of labor.
>>29389586>does your wife/girlfriendWay back in 2004, I did not commit my life and love to 2D just to have this fucking DISGUSTING question come across my eyeballs. Have some common decency.
>>29388882You mean Chivia the two headed mythical horse and Archia the manifestation of cold water
>>29389610Kiara would get a lot from the JP audience because they seem really into the Takamori thing but western audiences would be the least upset.
>>29389908Thanks friendo, I'll look into it
GurAme MV when?
>>29388557The first member of HolostarsEN everybody
>>29389803Edit obviously.https://exhentai.org/g/1771210/645f117244/
>>29389586My mom knows I watch hololive, but's only cause I like to watch the streams on the TV when I'm cooking dinner
>>29389710I sure hope you didn't post that on your own IP
>>29389591Most people miss out on her superchat readings not realizing that it's her best content
>>29389879Does that mean we will finally get the KFC VN playthrough?
>>29389879>KFC collab>it's just her in cosplay standing outside the KFC, offering to sign your receipt.>limited edition stickers>handjobs behind the dumpster
>>29389710You belong on /hlgg/, we don't go for children on here. P.S. don't get near them or dogs, faggot.
>>29389710yab
REMINDER:https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29389835I'd switch oshi instantly.
Say something nice about this dorky cool cringe badass feminine tomboy big tiddy goth gf potato confident socially-awkward sperg stacy
>>29389888Didn't they move their headquarter to Tokyo though?
>>29389821Canada is sort of like a EU lite. We have very similar laws and political aspects.
>>29389869Imagine taking a lightly tanned Gura on a summer picnic date and cuddling in a hammock, just enjoying each other's company and the feeling of someone close to you
>>29389722Basically all fast food chains from America are better outside of it
>>29389867kill yourselfall the holos have life besides her holojob and everybody knows it, no need to do it as a hologirl, retard
Where's my janitor? Clean this shit up! KFP janitor where you at? I'm not paying you but you gotta do your job. WEEE
>>29389591Bad start with a bad mic held her backHer debut was fine but with a bad micHer next 2 or 3 streams she spent 50% of it talking in japanese and the remaining 50% fangirling over pekora to an uncomfortable degree to the point where she was banned from being able to mention her name for a while. Left a bad impression on most people but shes improved a lot since. A lot of people dont give her a chance though now.
>>29389586don't got one, but I wouldn't date someone who wasn't okay with it. My ex was fine with that sort of thing, and if I can fine someone like her once I can do it again
>>29389979>that artLAM is a fucking god.
>>29388797Caligula
>>29389989>You belong on /hlgg/Uh anon...
>>29389710This was posted the other day.
>>29389981Its too late the title goes to pizzadad
>>29389987I'm sure he'll be hearing a knock on his door soon
>>29389994Shes less cringe than whatever the fuck you just wrote!
>>29389988Does she numberfag how much sperm comes out?
really that many people have the sound script installed?
>>29388193I lol'd
>>29389951Man, that ultimate is shit
>>29389989>>29390025Yeah, I added an extra g like a retard. I've been watching more Haachama than normal lately.
>>29389950It's more like rummy, actually.
>>29388130haachama is whatever she wantsEN today, homostar tomorrow, deal with it
>>29389726DEADBOYFRIENDS JERK IT NOW
>>29389989Anon, proofread your posts before submitting.
>>29389992I've listened to this 20+ times today
>>29389999This but for any living female
>>29389989
>>29390042it only takes like 2 seconds to install
>>29388557Legendary post
>>29389951For that cost the -7 should be at least an exile.
>>29390032>Donald Trump USA-san, arigato!Yup it's confirmed
>>29389610Ina by far because i guess most people would expect of the most well adjusted and mature and asian girl of the bunch to have partner already.
>>29389710Are you the same anon who bought his little sister a Gura costume so she would "play with him" and nibble on his arm?
Look mom I posted it again
>>29390042You are not a soundlet are you anon?
>>29390078She's also the least GFE.
>>29390010WEEE
>>29390042if you don't have 4chanx installed at this point I don't know what to tell you and once you have that its a brief step to the sound script
>>29390042Well yes, this is palce for all the oldfags to hang out in and they are usually competent enough to precipitate in stuff like thisI bet you don't even use witch spoilers
>>29390042You don't?
>>29390042People installed it just to hear this
>>29389610Ame unironically. Teamates just dont care after THAT thing happened
>>29389992It was quite the experience to hear this while that song was playing.
>>29390058Calliope please, you're going to upset your sister Mori again.
>>29390090kill yourself soundnigger
I WANNA DRINK HAACHAMA'S PEE
>>29389906Go back.
>>29389012The announcement hype is fake, prove me wrong. Its within expectation by most KFP Employees that it is either shitpost or birdbrain will fuck it up. I highly doubt the hype is as high as people here expect it to be.
>>29390039It's not her fault, it's just idol culture and daddy issues. She's the victim here.
>>29389841>she's the only one not yuribaitingGo and watch her first collab with Ame.
>>29389710I'm not feeling good about this thread guys
>>29389979Knowning Cover and the retarded normies, we will have a takamori one instead, despite how fucking forced and fake it might feel.
>>29389979Not anytime soon. That MV was produced in a studio with Pekora and Miko's roommates. Cover probably doesn't have any physical offices in the US and Gura and Ame live pretty far away from each other based on their ping and speculation (California/Texas), so unless it was sponsored, the plane tickets would cost more than the ad revenue from the video probably. Also Pekora and Miko are way closer since they knew each other IRL even before debut. Amesame is great but give them some more time.
>>29390077Indeed it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFXr4bshVECan anyone fap to this?
>>29390105What song was it? I aways mute the song at the end of supa sundays in case the post credit bit is too low.
>>29390109Oh boy he's back
>>29389591Maybe people just don't like her character? Why does everyone always assume there must be some "objective" reason?
>>29388130Haachama is Haachama
>>29389710I know cunny is different now, but wasn't it an actual pedo meme from /tv/ that accompanied actual child actresses?
>>29390042only newfags do that shit, 4chan shouldnt have sound
>>29390042I do but that post didnt work for me for some reason. Glad someone posted the catbox link.
>>29390070>>29390086>>29390090>>29390094>>29390095I have both the script and 4chanx, just didn't expect this many people to have it too since it's not really mentioned or spoonfed much
>>29389893MajSoul makes it easy, so probably like 2 days if they actually wanted to learn. They wouldn't be good, obviously, but they'd be able to play.
>>29390127This.
>>29389653When Calliope 'I'm not good at videogames' Mori shits on your aim, you know it's bad.
>>29390090I don't get it's appealIt makes the whole site look worse, has no really useful features and the only thing I would want it for(noscript captcha) doesn't even work
>>29390113$5000 per liter
>>29390133Yeah probably
>>29390119>>29389012i never expected it to be anything insane. i doubt that someone 3 months into their career at hololive would be able to plan anything large scale.if she at least mentions the song or a collab of some kind ill be satisfied.
gura actually should play skyrim like she mentioned in that phasmophobia stream. it's literally hundreds of hours of content she can use as a fallback stream choice when she can't think of anything.
What are they looking at, /hlgg/?
>>29390145It's also a common Japanese expression of amazement, totally divorced from any pedo connotations.
>>29389951I unironically wish that the podcast had the Amegeddon effect. It was painful but a lot shorter than the Mori anti arc and it weeded out the weak.
https://youtu.be/DGBNHbQR1yw oh boy the comments..
>>29390042No, I just copied the link in the filename.
>>29390179Me
>>29390133
ONE HOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAShe is just gonna rickroll us isn't she.
>>29389591Kiara kind of filters people on a number of levels. She's not even bad, I would miss her if she decided to quit and it's not like she's unsuccessful. Kiara has a loyal fanbase who want to see her succeed. She just needs to settle down into something that makes her happy. A lot of Kiara's problems stem from being kind of uprooted knowing she's going to eventually move again and still experimenting with where her content should be and what she wants to be doing. She can be plenty entertaining when on form.
>>29389992imagine her in 3 or 4 monthsmaybe with an asmr mic
>>29388678After antis spammed their inboxes and social media. Muse dash, arknights had the same shit going on, Azur lane even still had a hololive promotion going on at the same time.This shit will go away but for now there's too much uncertainty since the powers that be are too preoccupied with REAL shit affecting the people rather than some internet nerds with god complexes. Eventually the commies would tell these geeks to stop wasting time on virtual Japanese women and everyone can breathe a sigh of relief.
>>29389274>Gura breathes>Ame breathes>GURAME FOREVER THEY BREATHED THE SAME AIR. YOU SEE THAT SYNERGY? ANY OTHER HOLOLIVE THAT HAS THIS LEVEL OF SYNERGY?
>>29390187>>29389951>Amegeddon wtf are you guys talking about
>>29390137Woah MGR music!!!! So cool /v/irgin-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have my babies because your music taste is so kakkoii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29390195if its just a rickroll ill instantly buy her membership
>>29390177>t.
>>29389610Mori.KFPcult are lying through their teeth, no one donates that much pity money and is okay with getting cucked. Mori fans already saw her donate the simp bucks they gave her to Crit1kal and were fine with it.
>>29390179These girls
>>29390135I think it was this one, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>29389586Im an old man with a equally old wife and a kid. We watch together
>>29390211I already did fag lol
>>29390179My erect penis
>>29389925At this point it's a job requirement.
Before I went to bend I swear Haachama was planning to sing until 800k, but the VOD just says it's her 700k celebration. What happened?
>>29388293Why not?
>>29389951Goslings are just that unstable and I'm one of them
>>29390187Had it dropped without warning it may have done something similar, but we knew it was coming for too long.>>29390206Nothing.
>>29390042I just inspect element, copy the URL and replace the percent-encoded characters.
>>29390211>He doesn't like the MGR soundtrackBut why?
>https://youtu.be/L4qjaEeOMIk?t=56how does she make this sound? it begins guttural and turns into a nasal sound and it's the weirdest thing.
>800 bucks dropped on pizza papaI think that's the most he's ever made in one stream, good for him and good for english speakers to help him out.
>>29390127
>>29390216>pity moneyI like how you think it's pity moneyThe cult ain't a joke, after all the more you say something the more you believe it
>>29390145>but wasn't it an actual pedo meme from /tv/ that accompanied actual child actresses?correct cause that board is fucked
>>29390133My daughter is so precious, you better not touch her.
>>29390104>>29389951>>29389707>>29389956I am still here... I care but I can't leave. It hurts but I can't leave. I just gave up. I'm under her spell since they 1... once gachikoi forever gachikoi...
>>29390231She sung until she had 8 billion
>>29389730I mean, that only applies to people in this thread. Don't know what it would look like for the rest of the fanbase, but I imagine normalfags would care even less. Even here it was mostly shitposting and people making fun of us. I don't even believe that that anon actually cut himself.
>>29388248i dont like gura that much compared to the other 4. i understand why people like her, but i dont understand why this many people though.
>>29389979never because ame is not a good singer
>>29390254That does explain why /tv/ banned that one Netflix movie
>>29389643>>29389690Yea, its not even funny anymore, they are just eating image limit at this point. Post Gura art instead of that shit
>>29390231>800kAnon...
Which collab is the most kino?
>>29390169>$1 per mL>average daily human urinary output is 1400mL>average human urinates 7 times per day>$200 for a single toilet use's worth of pee$200 is reasonable, I'd pay it
>>29390231The thumbnail said "800 billion", it's a joke she's used before.
>>29390247kek this is the best thing I've seen in a while.
>>29390231it was a joke that EOPs missed
>>29389586i like to think that if i had a girlfriend or wife that i would be satisfied enough with my life not to spend copious hours of my life keeping up with glorified anime girls but here i am, anon.
>>29389707loleThat said, the ones who care would get over it or fuck off for good. It would be the whole Amegeddon situation again only without plausible deniability for the unironic goslings to fall back on. Ride it out and carry on.
>>29390265that's the point, she's like the average girl so it gives her tons of soul points
>>29390231You are an EOP and didn't get it was a 700k celebration, and she said "let's aim for 800k" next not "sing until 800k".Or you're confusing her with Coco.
>>29390042They're fun
>>29390243I never said I didn't like it, but it's just always an obvious sign of an obnoxious /v/irgin when they can't help but post MGR music all the fucking time. It's like Jojoposting, source material is good but the constant not shutting up about it is annoying.
>>29390189I expected to see anger but it's mostly just Japanese comments complimenting the hosts for being knowledgeable? Even though they're really not. Other than that, it's just positive talk about Mori. Am I missing something here or is Google Translate fucking with me?
>>29389610Kiara, like other anons are saying.I think most of them would rather do a full doxx of themselves and be forced to graduate than reveal they're in a relationship, though.Also, I used to think most/all of them were single but now I kinda think most of them aren't.
>>29389576It was kinda funny at first but now like the gills thing and pregnancy jokes it's just annoying
>>29390127Plus they both live and Japan close to Cover's offices, so expect that shit song they are making to be turned into a music video. Hell, Calli might do it herself if Cover "sponsors" her, animation as well. But yeah, it will be shitty forced shipping, because there is no chemistry between them other than bein very friendly coworkers.
>>29390216>KFPcult are lying through their teeth, no one donates that much pity money and is okay with getting cucked.You might have a point. Kiara has always stressed how much she depends on KFP emotionally to support her since she feels lonely. If it turned out she had a bf to support her this whole time, it'd probably drive away a decent portion of her base. It wouldn't be enough to make them schizos or anything but the deep emotional investment would be gone.
>>29390246holostars have come a long way, i remember one aruran stream where he wanted to end by reading superchats but didn't realize that no one donated the entire stream
>>29390287could use a volume slider
>>29390234Honestly? It's cause most of her streams have been horror games and they're not exactly my cup of tea. She's alright in the collabs but eh.
>>29390189>Damn this reaper is starting to become big time, she's now getting recognized by big anime youtubersThis has to be ironic, right?
>>29390213Only an Aloe comeback could live up to the hype now. Making a joke out of it is the second way to save it.
>>29390291its almost like...they dont give a shit...woa h...
>>29390206Nothing, but if you really care just lurk for 12 hours. it gets brought up often.
>>29390179undone reps
>>29390115Make me, big boy.
>>29389722Better service IE no niggers, no spics
>>29390272ogey but only for you anon
>>29390213Honestly with how hyped it was, thats probably the best outcome
>>29390265Post-production magic is a thing for poppy shit, or they could just do a joke song or rap.
>>29390276Anon, that comes up as $1,000 per drink
>>29389145Comedy gold. how does /hlgg/ come up with with so much OC. Do we have the most talented anons here.
>>29389591She numberfags like crazy and has the least appealing design between the girls
Sasuga coomer squirrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VULU-Mu0MhU
>>29390265Choco-sensei.
>>29390247Are there actual takamori faggots here? Not even reddit is really into that shit, I have only seen some of that awfulness at twitter.
>>29389610>not a single person said GuraGura please be careful...
>>29390321Well yeah, it's just that based on anon's post I figured it'd be bad but I was surprised by how benign the comments were.
>>29390291>/hlgg/ is the only place that cared in the slightestkek
>>29390295>but now I kinda think most of them aren't.I don't know about this one. Were I in their shoes, I wouldn't date out of fear for my life. Too many schizos and stalkers in the hololive fanbase, and too high a risk of getting aloe'd
>>29390195haha riku roru ii jozu da ne
>>29390213My opinion of her would increase dramatically. I'd still probably avoid every single stream she does including collabs, though.
>>29390312its alright anon, time to return that loaf though
>>29389643post toy story 2 shark instead
>>29390275Within EN, still A Way Out with Gura/Ame.
>>29390247Yeah it's pretty pathetic.
>>29390223It actually was a song from Drive? That's fucking hilarious, I need to watch that movie.
>>29390247Motherfucker Gurame or AmeSame is not even for shipping /u/ faggotry, just an awesome friendship.
>>29390344Risu would've eaten that nut
>>29388188>>29388334>>29388839Fuck off birdkuns
>>29390126Don't need to fly them to japan, there are rental studios and stages for them to record and have the sessions be directed remotely. Future 3D could be done in their own homes, assuming the equipment can be shipped.
>>29388557God damn the Klaius stuff is like four days old, how did it peak so fucking quickly?
>>29390349Only their actual friendship, the ship itself is forced to hell and back.
>>29390354Should of seen the thread when she mentioned a "sibling" in one of her stories.
>>29390336fuck, my math repsi'm a fucking engineer i shouldn't make mistakes like this
>>29390344Hana...
>>29390289>Sheep poster>retardedlike clockwork
Hololive EU when?
>>29390388>Should of
>>29390349>Not even reddit is really into that shitDon't be delusional anon, this place is the only one that has a stick up their ass about it.
>>29389653Tonight.You.
>>29390159>not spoonfed muchWe had some threads of nothing but soundposting last week
>>29388248Ive had a magazine subscription for two years and if I quit that I could buy more membership and im considering it
I still don't get why Ina, the pro character designer and gachafag said her favorite holoEN design is Amelia, it's so bland you can find lookalikes in many other franchises
>>293903702 didn't have the shark though
>>29390344I'm going to fuck Risu!
>>29390391Anon...
>>29390275Among us9
>>29390379I feel the same way. In fact I really don't see any of the girls being proper /u/ bait. Even Takimori is just forced as fuck.
>>29390410Stop stalking Mori on her dates with the chat, chicken.
I don't understand how there are people that lash out at teamates and Amelia every single time roommate discussion starts>Lole lole he doesn't know do you really believe it, cuck cuck ntr goslingfagsIs that all you have? Everything negative about Ame has been the same thing since Oct 1st
>>29390388>she takes a good while trying to come up with a way to word it>uses sibling>his chairwew
>>29390391That's what you get for doing it by hand. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson by the time you get your license.
>>29389828She is a 5head
>>29390216>KFPcult are lying through their teeth, no one donates that much pity money and is okay with getting cucked.Is everyone one of you fuckers so desperate that you need a substitute gf? I see an entertainer that keeps me entertained I throw some change their way. No "gf", no "friends", just a weird version of Jimmy Steward. Kiara and Ina keep me entertained, I give them money. I might throw some Ame's way soon too.
>>29390263She's my oshi but I also don't get how she got so many subs
THANKS FOR DOING THE COLLAB, MORIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QjC4JZJwNche would unironically be less of an asshat than the TT guys if a collab ever actually happened
>>29390415God I fucking love tits
>>29390415That doesn't look anything like Ame
>>29389643Aside from the people here, I doubt there are others that are bashing him for saying that. He's not really being defamed if it's contained here. Also it's good if he at least saw or read the backlashes about his obsession. Life's not always rainbows and butterflies
>>29390415Ina knows blonde is the partrician hair color.
>>29388110I currently literally hate Calli.
>>29390441>by the time you get your licensetoo late
>ctrl+f avocado>only 1 resultavocado
>>29390127>normieswhere do you people come from?
>>29390387I'm sure they get along well considering they hang out when not streaming, but as sure as hell doesn't show when in character.Everything feels forced and just awkward, so I don't know how anyone can be a fan of that.I wish they would drop that shipping shit already and just be normal like the rest of the girls, we might actually get a glimpse of what their real friendship is like.
I need your strongest narratives
>>29390400Shouldn't you have some irrelevant yearly Game Award show to get mad about, /v/ermin? Don't want to keep you busy from your usual wojakposting.
>>29390465Next on Haachama Cooking
>>29390388>Ame talks about their siblingNothing>Gura does itShit gets flung
>>29390465 Palta
>>29390465Avocado.
>>29390465Based. Have a drink.
>>29390415non-whites are conditioned by media to love blondesbut the best hair color is raven black, even better if the girl is pale
>>29390440She literally couldn't have done a worse job.
>>29389576>>29389643>"W-We don't get newfags in this thread anymore anon!"
>>29390391>I share a thread with literal engineers>tfw dead end customer service jobI guess it's nice to know hololive is universal...
>>29390317anon youtube comments make that joke all the time, some youtuber collabs with pewdiepie and they say something like "wow really nice of this youtuber to promote small indie vtubers, hope they make it big"honestly all these japanese comments are positive and respectful so far from what I'm seeing, not sure what the problem is
>>29390354I wouldn't care, and most of the week 1-2 chumbuddies probably don't either. But she has the most potential for backlash with how big she is unfortunately.
>>29390344Hana...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqszRs6b6k&ab_channel=blackbird14
>>29390465gura palta
>>29390475She better have Roberu on her show. And go on his chat stream
>>29390468Which character model has the cutest little behaiors?
>>29390468https://streamable.com/1p1sp7
>>29390451Yeah, pretty shit to be honest. Also the sportswear probably fits her the least out of all the girls.
>>29390347The original video already has subs, stop posting leech shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_TPebdIHw
>>29390476Sorry to upset you but I don't use /v/ and you're seething won't change that
>>29390486Guracamole
>>293881161.3d collab + voice dlc2.Live 3d sex with Mori.3.Live 3d sex with Marin.
>>29390245hypothyroidism
>>29390491Threads are surprising loaded with engineers and IT guysMechanical engineer
>>29390415Ina is a Fatefag that probably loves Saber faces
>>29390448Pewdiepie wouldn't exactly be a bad collab on it's own, it'd be shitty more because his retarded fanbase of children would infest this one due to it.
>>29390448He's been number one long enough that he knows how to wield his power properly.
>>29388158>yes, as is moriCalli was a mistake.
>>29390475She's going on a killing spree, starting at YOUR HOUSE
>>29390448>I have not kept up with that>I don't know anything about itSeems fine to me. Even if he did, he knows better than to say it.
>>29388248The attitude of fanbases do affect my enjoyment of the holo they're from.Amelia seems to have all the qualities I'd like but her fanbase here turned me off right from the start and I never watched another stream of her.
>>29390489do people actually say this? I assume quite a few posters are new while I give others the benefit of the doubt
>>29390491Well someone has to akasupat. fellow t1 member
>>29390486>No blue nailsFucking gross, stop posting that unless you fix it
Holy shit, I just took a red pill and now I realized I spent 2 weeks in these threads and watching my oshi instead of focusing on my studies and now I'm starting to realize that I failed exams.
>>29390360I would date my chat, like how Mori is doing
>>29390475They're going to announce their marriage at the same time. Takamori was a distraction.
>>29390475Kiara announces Ina's graduation, fulfilling her wish of HoloEN only being 4.
>>29390448I lover that his young fans are so naive that they sincerely ask him questions like this thinking he's just another weeby internet dude like them latched onto the latest content fad and not the daidaidaidaidaidaidaidaisenpai to basically every content creator on the youtube.
>>29390465i thought americans hated avocado
>>29390448Must you retards post this in every thread?
I do not care for Takanashi Kiara
>>29390245Isn't that the same as when you're lifting a heavy object or dropping a fat shit?>HRNNGGGguuah
>>29390415I don't think it's THAT bland, but>gachafagI'd imagine a design like Amelia's would work pretty well in a gacha game, so not very surprising to me.
>>29390465I gotta study up on sundresses now
Oh fuck I just had a terrifying thought. What if the big announcement is actually for a dumb TakaMori MC "wedding" like the one Haachama and the sheep had a while ago? She's been hyping it up so much because she knows how her base loves yuribait.Please Chicken don't do this to me...
>>29390551Yes. They are unironic zoomer pewdiepie fags trying to disguise this fact. They walk among us.
>>29390519The fuck is a "foreigner" class?
Every single time roommate discussion happens>haha thats not as bad as ameggedon>ameggedon tf is that>lole lole he doesn't know do you really believe itwhy are some of these tards stuck in the past I dont get it, I'm a little upset since I think Ame didn't deserve it at all
>>29389828I'm more bothered about the inflated tits.She should've just had small ones like in her mama's art
>>29390386I honestly couldn't tell you, I just found the Klaius joke funny so I wrote some parody lyrics and sang them for kicks. Hope somebody will make something way better than this though.
>>29390448off-topic but for all the shit people can throw at the guy he at least knows how bad his audience can be and intentionally tries not to raid much smaller channels.
>>29390539I hope this is bait because you sound incredibly retarded otherwise
>>29390544I like this one.
>>29390491Engineers suck.t. scientist
>>29390569I have a subscription but I'm immediately cancelling if she does this.
>>29390448since everything I like gets ruined, soon he will talk about calli
C’mon Gooruh, give us a sign
>>29389562Its the golden rule of e-thoteryYOUARESINGLEYou might play with other males, make appearances along side them, even confess to prior loves and experiences but never NEVER admit that you are currently fucking someone.
>>29390498I lost it
>>29390572Filthy Gaijin, or her avatar origin
>>29390415Here's a paradigm shifter: originality and quality aren't the same thing
>>29390470copy and pasting my post from last night>Because it's manufactured. Every single Takamori interaction is great until the switch in Kiara's head flips and sends out an alert of "Okay, make this uncomfortable now." Then the next words out of the chicken's mouth is her trying to flirt, followed by Mori's usual awkwardness in either deflecting or rebuffing her. Kiara is too aggressive, Mori is too passive, and their interactions are best when they just relax and act like the two friends we already know they are. The chicken pigeon-holed their relationship on day 1 and unintentionally did more harm than good, unless you're a shipper and already eat that shit up, in which case you get some nice art out of it I suppose.
>>29390547I refuse to believe anyone truly hates avocado, It's such an inoffensive fruit, like a bannana.
>>29389576Who cares. His behaviour is creepy and people got to notice. Too bad for him. Now go back to your hug-box website
>>29388248I can't watch Gura, she feels too much of a cartoon character to me, I enjoy holos who share much more of themselves and Gura does the opposite. I don't mind her success but the karaokes are really the only thing I like from her.
Amelia where is the Fallout New Vegas NCR endurance runI fucking hate the fact that she loves Fallout 3 as her favorite
>>29390561Based
>>29390547Can i introduce you to California?
>>29390569It's.The.Fucking.Song.
>>29390515I'm studying comp sci but it's taken me a very long time to complete it because of undiagnosed and untreated ADHD for the majority of it. I'm getting distinctions instead of fails now which is great but it feels shit being 10 years deep and still not having it completed. At least I've worked this whole time and made a little bit of money.
>>29390613You'd be surprised if you knew who hates bananas
>>29390491I wish I had a job or something I enjoyed doingt. architecture student
>>29390574>why are some of these tards stuck in the past I dont get it,new people that want to seem old
>>29390415>Not loving blonde-haired charas
>>29390499>>29390481aguacate
>>29390613I like it only with sugar. It's too bland just by itself.
>>29390591Can't write emails for shit. They're all either ESL indians and chinks or autistic white dudes. Trying to manage them is literal hell because they can't communicate to save their lives.
What if any of the Holos turn out to be a fat girl?
>>29390489Who would ever think this? You can browse here for two days and see the same conversation repeated 40 times.
>>29388166Her smile fills me with joy
>>29390640song was spoiled by mori earlier and Kiara said there's still bigger secret coming
>>29390591>Relying on sciencet. Philosopher
>>29390581God I wish it was bait... anyways imma go now since realizing that hit me like a truck.
>>29389950because people get filtered by the kanji tiles and it actually does make it harder for them to learn
>>29390547no, it's just not as common in rural areas, probably more out of accessibility than anything else
>>29390613I absolutely despise Banana
>>29389653So glad I bothered to throw this together, I was surprised people weren't commenting on it in the thread, it was too perfect.
When's Gura gonna do some Christmas movie watchalongs and what movies should she watch when she does?
>>29390613Fucking boomers made a meme out of millennials liking it and now it's just associated with cringe Californian liberals. And that's bullshit, avocado is fucking delicious
>>29389586>does your wife/girlfriend know you watch HololiveYes
>>29388597Cover thought that Kiara and Mori would be stars of HoloEN. Expensive designs, high quality rigging, Takamori etc.
>>29390448>he would unironically be less of an asshat than the TT guys if a collab ever actually happenedGigguk was a fine respectful lad, the other two were full retards DO VTUBERS POOP XD.
>>29390646I hope you at least enjoy architecture
>>29388248Mori is actually my oshi but I tell people its Ina because I don't want to be bullied.
>>29390631A fellow brother in arms. Patrolling the Hololive Global Threads almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter... Really, she really said Fallout 3 is her favorite, damn. That's a shame, but hopefully she'll play New Vegas and realize how much better it is.
>>29390354Well no surprise, that would def get the most meltdown.Most people that care woudln't go bragging about it, so you're left with the minority of "Yeah I don't mind, happy for her" messages
>>29390515I imagine people "working" at IT have time to watch hololive so that makes sense.
>>29390663
>>29390613I like avocados but can't stand bananas for the dumbest reason ever.
>>29390611True, they have some good fan art, but they might as well be other characters, because it never represents what they are actually like.
>>29390675Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
>>29390597>You might play with other males, make appearances along side them, even confess to prior loves and experiencesalso NOplease study idol culture and parasocial relationships or go watch nijisanji
>>29390575Medium tits are the absolute worst.Make them flat or make them fat, anything else is for cowards.
>>29390629Not gonna try to convince you to like her or anything, but I think she's been better in that regard for the past few weeks. Could still work on her storytelling reps but she's decent.
>>29390659Please please no one fall for this newfag bait
>>29389586>wife/girlfriend
>>29390682Next on Haachama Cooking
>>29390670Well you can set them to have numbers in Mahjong Soul so that's not even an issue.
>>29390491You have potential, anon, don't worry.t. business major
>>29390675Elf because she likes that move and I want to see her happy
10 minutes until the attention whore
>>29390653>They're all either ESL indians and chinks or autistic white dudes>tfw I'm an autistic white ESL indian engineer
>>29390663Whenever she says "hi" or "hello" I feel very happy.
>>29390717Don't talk to about Roberu like that.
>>29390694ANON PLEASE MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
>>29388110I hope Mori gets her collab with Cr1TiKaL, she deserves it.
>>29390717Anon...your time reps...
>>29390613I HATE avocado. It tastes aggressively like nothing while having the most godawful greasy texture.Bonus: I had an avocado tree.
>>29390688She's played both, pretty sure she said she like fallout 3 more because she fucks around and doesn't do quests or something like that. I'd have to check the fallout listen along to confirm
>>29390574Unironically obsessed people who never forgot the rush from back then and want something bad to happen again
>>29390498Between this and the guy telling Hana that if she never finds a man she'll "always have her dad" I have to wonder what the fuck crosses some people's mind at these moments. Because it's not just sending a message in chat, it's paying for your message to be prominently displayed. Maybe my brain just isn't broken enough to understand the autism required to send a message that basically amounts to "Will you sell your bathwater?" or "Just have sex with your dad"
>>29390489I'm pretty new, was watching HoloEN for sometime and started browsing these threads just before yesterday
>>29390675rumao
>>29390659Wtf I love fat girls now
>>29390613There are weirdos out there who somehow hate cucumber, anon, even though it's practically tasteless.
>>29390613The texture of banana's make be gag, but otherwise they're okay.
>>29390717>10 minutesHow stupid are you?
I think chicken's announcment is going to be merch since she mentions in the rice stream to save your money until then
>>29390717An hour and 10 minutes.
>>29390687WEAK. Enduring the constant bullying and shitposting is how true deadbraps are formed. Repent.t. deadbeat
>>29390698Thats why i said "e-thotery" western like to bash on idol fans but they do the exact same shit to certain extend.
>>29390717The fuck did Roberu do to you?
>>29390717How dare you slander my son
>>29390491Could be worse. You could have gotten an engineering degree and then miserably failed to actually use it because of crippling impostor syndrome and end up settling on a basic bitch admin job that barely keeps the lights on because "that's what I deserve"
https://files.catbox.moe/9ml7i9.mp3
>>29389586I told my gf about the Taiwan thing when it went down.
>>29390717kiara antis are pretty fucking stupid huh
>>29390448No matter the truth he wouldn't say he watch because he's not stupid.
>>29390754Where the hell is my Gura merch then...
>>29390674I think a lot of people, especially those watching for the first time, were kind of fixated on the movie itself more than Mori's reactions.
>>29390491I'm a medfag and I don't think I'm happier than you.Also Ame should be jailed for malpractice.
>>29390669hololive (entertainment in general) should be the reward, not the focus. I apologize for calling you retarded but think of it as a learning experience and good luck in the future. Just remember it's okay to have hobbies regardless.
>>29390730If that's the reason she gave, then she's not wrong, Bethesda's only redeeming point is making immersive worlds. Mojave is empty in comparison.
>>29390730That's kind of understandable, but also incredibly lame. Ah well, Fallout 3 is ok, has some fun DLC at the very least.
>>29390597People can cope six ways to Sunday about idolfags not wanting the girls interacting with men but this is the bottom line. Even the members that pretend to give the finger to unicorns, like Fubuki or Coco, would never in a BILLION YEARS admit to having a boyfriend. Beyond that, the question of male collabs is just how much respect you think they should have for the gachikoi they're exploiting.
>>29390743we just call those people Ina
>>29390717don't say those things about Roberu.
>>29390777Checked and we knew this already
>>29390769how is impostor syndrome even real lol? just be yourself dumbass
>>sugoi
>>29388110Her "permanently freaking out" cadence really irritates me. Plus she has the least interesting content of EN
>>29390696Which is pretty lame because they actually seem like very good friends in real life. I genuinely get the feeling that both of them are hugely relieved to have a friend that is in the same circumstance after being culturally isolated for so long.
>>29390777Chickencucks are thin skinnedjust like her
>>29390717Are you fucking retarded?
>>29390659If my oshi was fat we could just 'exercise' until she's fit and very pregnant, ez
>>29390489I've been on this site for over a decade and been on /jp/ for 5 years as a 2hu poster and I find the Klaius posting annoying and distasteful. You niggers whine and cry when jap artists get harassed into deleting their shit because of twitter morons complaining yet you'll do the same shit here and try to cancel someone over literally nothing.
>>29390675krampus
>>29390797?
>>29390797___ ___?
250 posts without images, thanks soundnigger.https://files.catbox.moe/j0wyzu.png
>>29390491Consider this: most software engineers are just braindead Pajeets that don't even know basic stuff like what a certificate is. Anyone can get into a field like that, just do your reps.t. Professional Pajeet Wrangler aka Software Engineer Manager
>Ina says she can't collab with jp indefinitely>now says it's because this month she has family reunionsbut family reunions are just a couple of days/weekssomething's fishy
>>29390736As long as you're not bitching about 4chan doing 4chan things, you're good in my book anon.
>Kiara announcement>Can't post announcementA-Announcement....
>>29390717At least get your facts straight if you are going to be an anti
She's here
>>29390674I was too busy splitting my attention between the movie and Mori to pay much attention to the thread.
>>29390321Course they don't, they have no idea what an ironic weeb is nor that this podcast is already bringing in swarms of lost normalfags only in streams because of connor or whoever the fuck else they're looking for for validation. Basically it's like a slow-burn raid from them, going over multiple streams.Also, I'd suppose Japanese do kind of have a term for ironic weeb, niwaka - but without us there to inform them of these things they don't get the differences. Or that TT is for riajuu aka normalfags.
>>29389586I'm obviously single bit I'd probably end up with a fujo gf so she'd more than likely be ok with it.
>>29390769I'm a teacher with an unused engineering degree
>>29390360I don't think most of them are dating, I think most of them straight up have boyfriends, even to the point of it possibly being a cohabitation situation.
>>29390717Look at all the free (You)'s I never knew it could be this easy.
>>29390819>11 sound images>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORetard sheepnigger
WAITMori acknowledged she has a bf?
>>29390767rumao
>>29390561Cute clussy
>>29390659anon do your bmi reps
>>29390820>Software Engineer ManagerMy condolences.
>>29390743I almost threw up trying to eat a cucumber as a kid, haven't touched one since.
>>29390845yeah, me , hello
>>29388248I'm subscribed to ever Holo girls, but I've only watched 10 of them.
>>29390720Do your reading comprehension and writing clarity reps. Be detailed, but brief. Unironically if you even slightly increase your social skills you will be on track for upward mobility and a huge increase in salary.
>>29389586>wife/girlfriendlol
Insider here. Kiara is going to announce that she is now the sole owner of Atlus and all its properties. SMTV is cancelled since she saw it as, and I quote "weird neet shit". Mori will start a Persona 3 stream series tomorrow, and will play it nonstop until the end of 2020.
>>29390845Yeah, we decided that there was no reason to keep it quiet any longer after the podcast.
>>29390717Hey rob is not a whore. I think.
>>29390569>her base loves yuribaitIt doesn't. It's not against it, but if it's a Takamori wedding they'd be riots.
>>29390448He learned his lesson after that E;R shout-out and destroying /wsg/. Hide your powerlevel at all cost while in public
>>29390845mori is a literal incelame is the experienced one
>>29390831And she's judging you specifically
>>293881163d for all of en. It's not gonna be that as they are split among three countries.
>>29390826It's a good atmosphere in my opinion, I don't like so much how "hug box" the other communities tend to be
>>29390687Weak willed. Being a deadbeat here builds character. You get a thicker skin for dealing with antis and to not respond to bait.I don't care what these retards say. I love Mori and I'm happy she joined hololive.
>>29390781Understandable, I was watching for the first time too, but had her peeking into the frame with picture in picture, I changed the setup to record it just for the sake of visiblity.
>>29390844I still question why people come up with elaborate narratives or resort to doxxfagging when typing in some stupid shit can get you the same amount of (You)s
>>29390845Yes it's Us
>>29390843>can't into statisticsIf there's 1 image for every 6 posts, that's 66 extra posts with images according to your "11"
>>29390843I'm sure he's referring to the 50 reactions to the Klaius song.I was one
>>29390782I really respect what you do. Shits hard plus you have to deal with the social aspects as well. God speed doctorchama
>>29390845She's dating the deadbeats now, sorry you had to find out like this.
>>29390349Why are you on reddit and twitter?
https://files.catbox.moe/4elj00.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/csksj0.mp4cute guras
>>29390822Those aren't mutually exclusive, especially since she lives in the worst time zone for JP collabs and with Holofes coming up.
>>29390577Gura sings it for member karaoke. Parody lyrics are right up her alley.
>>29390899Deadbeats? more like Datebeats
>>29390820Software engineer here. I have no clue what the fuck I am doing 90 percent of the time and see a lot of shit from the software sides of things. I feel bad for you managers since you take the shit from the business side of things coming from this side.
>>29390907s-sharkmeido!?
>>29390448Sure, but again, most youtubers have little to do with hololive if you consider hololive to be some sort of amalgam of "otaku" culture. There's not much in common and a collab wouldn't be much better than a marketing stunt, although it would be quite an effective one. There's probably quite a few youtubers who might make decent collab partners for EN, like maybe some artists for Ina and music producers for Mori, but your average clout chasing/trendy youtuber will always roll over badly here and PewDiePie is no exception. Of course, chubas are completely free to ignore jaypees opinion and nothing would significant would happen, but I think there's definitely merit in being picky about who you choose for collabs and also considering the brand as a whole when doing so.
>>29390907????????????????????
I'm pregnant
>>29390867Mixed emotions on this one
>>29390842I guess when I said "dating" i meant anything between tinder swiping and fiancee status
>>29390578He knows it firsthand. He accidentally revealed 2 of his e-mails in one stream and instantly knew it was over for those accounts.
>>29390845>He isn't a deadbeat>He didn't go on a date with Mori>He didn't wake up in her bedroom with her brushing her hair and then running her nails on his chest and kissing his earsYou missed out
>>29390919Gura, please play with Haachama next time she streams Minecraft.
>>29389819This, if it wasn't an issue why are they watching holos and not indue vtubers or nijis. Normalfags don't even know what they want, or they're unwilling to admit why they watch something. The yesmen in their chats don't represent the entire fanbase.
>>29390910>datebeatsI want her to use that now but I know if she does it'll be full-on "SHE'S HERE" for a while.
>>29390919We already know Gura.
>>29390907how
>>29390907M-meidochama!?
>>29390465I desperately wanna see Gura in overalls and a strawhat with nothing else. No shoes no undershirt no panties etc
>>29388248i only started watching this type of shit like 2 days ago and i barely know what the hell you guys are talking about but i don't want to ask because that's annoying
>>29390919Again Miko?
Another insider here, Kiara will proclaim the Galactic Empire and will announce her actual name: Kiara Takanashi Goldenbaum
Post announcement narratives>Nakadashi Gyaru debut>Infinite ammo>Moona suicide>HoloEcchi
>>29390915>>29390918>>29390935>>29390937Deleted posts free up image slots.
>>29390945fuck off birdkun
>>29390935delete 1 pic, post another
>>29390916>I have no clue what the fuck I am doing 90 percent of the time and see a lot of shit from the software sides of things.do you have a degree?
>>29390907s-sugoi
>>29390822The birthday/anniversary stuff is why she's taking tomorrow off, she didn't say anything about collabs. Try watching the streams instead of getting everything from the thread.
>>29388248I fell in love with my oshi
>>29390947Gurachama!?
>>29389610MoriDeadbeats are completely delusional and will just deny it
Hey guys Gura here stream after Kiara's announcement
>>29388264Revive already gremlin
>>29390845Yep he's a chad and really good at sex mhmm
>>29390915>>29390918>>29390935>>29390937>>29390958And people actually needed proof that there's newfags here. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>29390907based sharkmeido
>>29390933Anon, she can't go a single stream without reminding us that she's here. It doesn't matter.
>>29390448Reminder that when he was an underage faggot, Pewdiepie used to post on MAL
>>29390819You're welcome.
>>29388248I bought Yakuza because of the sponsored streams.
>>29389867They go out of their way to milk mentally ill losers with GFE and all they have to do in exchange is uphold their end of the bargain by not revealing they're in a relationship. But then there are people like you who think that's some unreasonable expectation.
>>29390967Liar, the real Gura wouldn't start a guerilla stream that overlaps with Ame.
Hey guys Amelia hereI hate each and every one fo you <3
>>29390907I'll show you who's boss of this gym.
>>29390967Ok cool.
>>29388248I have never watched any of Watson's mega superchat sessions
>People saying that Mori doesn't have a cool BF who takes her on dates to the arcade and loves eating blue sonic curry with her at restaurantshttps://streamable.com/sbj6b3
>>29390733Well it's either "I want to beat this joke to death" or dude's planning to use the bathwater as a soup ingredient.
>>29390933I'm going to keep this in mind, somebody who's a T3 relay if she actually says this.
>>29390984meido I kneel
>>29390984BASED
>>29390973i knew how it works but it's fun to reactionpost and to kill the thread faster
>>29390944Give it a week and you'll be up to speed.
>>29390919Congratulations to you and Klaius Gura! may you be blessed with more children!
>>29390901I'm on all kinds of sites, broWho the fuck would stay all day an echo chamber when you have the whole net to explore?
>>29390984based meido
>>29390984Klaius = Meido?
>>29390983We know.
>>29388121ngl i might betray the EN branch and simp just for polka
what is the deal with gawr gura
30 MINUTES UNTIL AN IMPORTANT ANNOOUNCEMENT
>>29390993Mori, we need to talk about hiding your powerlevel.
Hey since I noticed there's been some confusion lately I just wanna clear things up, I'm Mori's boyfriend. It's me. Sorry for any misunderstandings.
>>29390984Where's the stream, Gura?!
>>29390993>that little laugh at the endI am erect.
>>29388248I stopped doing my reps
>>29390973>outing yourself like this
>>29390754Sadly it'll probably be that. Hype levels zero
Mori is hot as fuck IRL. Of course she has a boyfriend.
>>29390984pls stop styling on us...
>>29391018Wow is fucking nothingThanks retarded chicken
>>29388340based
>>29390984based and meidopilled
>>29390822i smell graduation
>>29390973hlgg is probably the thread that got the most newfags to 4chan in a whileI kept seeing messages literally asking directly for spoonfeeding or the typical "redpill me on [X obvious thing]"
I LOVE YOU GURA!
>>29390415>the pro character designer and gachafagIf you line up all gacha games with their respective top5 fan favorite characters, you would see a sea of big breasted blondes. Ina knows the business.
>>29390993mori please it's not good to lie to yourself
I'm prepared for Kiara's MEH announcement.
>>29391011But anon she is part of the EN branch...
>>29388557You should go pro
>>29390872Bruh have you seen her chat whenever TakaMori comes up during a stream? They fucking love it.
>>29388248I'm here to forget the fact that my bestfriend and crush probably loves another guy now
so far no HolloEN has the ability to immerse herself in the videogame she is playing and take her audience along with her like Korone and Pekora does. I hope Gen 2 has a good storyfag holo that can captivate the audience
>>29391030bro she looks like a literal karen
>>29391022That is a completely foreign concept to our boy. Honestly, it's kinda hilarious how 'SHE'S HERE' posting doesn't even happen anymore since it's literally every damn day with her.
>>29391038ENGLISH REPS
>>29390956Yeah I do have a degree. But College doesn't really teach how you to develop application just the theory and history side of things. Don't get me wrong I still get the shit done but most of it is still me looking up things but I've seen some shit other people has done as "Fast solutions"
>>29391044redpill me on x is common enough that it needs to be restricted on /pol/
Gura here, goin for a jog before Kiara's stream, see you guys there! I'm sure that creepy white faced guy isn't outside at this time of night
>>29391030She's a literal anon, you won't date an anon.
>>29388343all this tells me is she's just obese
Spoiler: Special announcement is that Kiara just woke up
>>29390993Hide your powerlevel Mori
>>29390820Work for a decent company then, because all the indians I know are Masters and Doctors in their field.
>Calli Rushia collab>Calli occasionally talks over Rushia when she is thanking her akasupas>Rushia has had enough of it and directly tells her she's leaving in the middle of the collab and Calli should do the collab on her own. >Calli uses the victim card and says her senpai is too harsh on her even when people had been saying that she should stop mentioning akasupas during collabs since a long time ago>Fandead gets outraged at Calli>Sends threats to Cover>Cover has to suspend EN for a while to sort this through>Cover disbands EN to appease their main audience>Coco tweets ":v)"I'd literally jump for joy if that happens.
>>29390786>>29390785I might be remembering it completely wrong though. Check the fallout zatsudan stream, pretty sure someone asked her there. It's not archived though, so you'll have to see if someone reuploaded it to youtube or find the old links in warosu.
>>29391022Mori trying to hide her powerlevel is exactly how she got to be who she is. Spent so long trying to be the cool girl she didn't realize that she's actually a cute girl.
>>29388236>the bgm MY FUCKING SIDES
>>29391078havent been on that board since the zimmerman trial but im pretty sure it's banned there
>>29391079Be Careful Gura...
>>29391071>Possibly the most HERE>Likely the one with the most hate from HEREIt feels fitting for this place.
>>29390488>>29390440Or she has an estranged relationship with her family which is why she hadn't mentioned her father prior to that story either
>>29391085that's kinda hot too
>>29390257Ray0 please
>>29391091See >>29390993
>>29391067>didn't watch the Superliminal streamsGo back.
>>29391091meds
KFPs don't come to the thread in 30 minutes
>>29391061I'd need actual money to do that haha, and as it stands I am both unemployed and broke, blame the current situation in the world.
>>29391091hlg schizo chama...
>>29391081>you wouldn't date someone who loves the same things you love and behaves in a similar way you do
>>29388968>tune in to Ina's stream>clean my room>jerk off in shower>stream is done by the time i'm back
Graduation soon
>>29391091that's very nice dear, now open your mouth and take these meds
avocado
>>29391079That's just Klaius your favorite artist. Go say hi to him, I heard he's been wanting to speak to you badly.
>>29391126kiara love...
>>29389828It's her live2d
>>29391009No.
>>29391117By now they are all in their toxic pre-stream chat ERP.
I HATE YOU GURA! I HATE YOU!!!!
>>29390983I wouldn't expect anything less, also fuck off before you get drawn in by a narrative
>>29388236vtuber... what are they?
>>29391095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgR5fBkNBc>>29391099Opening a thread with it is banned, but I figure you can ask inside a thread.
You wouldn't stick your dick in a tako, would you?
>>29391113I forgot about that since Amelia regressed back to her quitter gremlin ways
>>29391138ogey
>>29391103Clearly, people here don't like taking a look in the mirror.
>>29391091the irony here is that Mori treats her senpais with more respect that these threads that only care about them when they're talking about replacing girls in EN or otherwise using them to shit on other girls in general
>>29391091>>Calli Rushia collabthe amount of donations and donation thanking would be insane
>>29390448Pewdiepie got where he is because he knew how to read trends, he is probably pretty of vtubing but not of respective groups like Holo or Niji.
>>29391095Wait, when did she start making Fallout Zatsudan streams. I've been watching her daily and I've had no clue about this... unless it's members only stuff, which in that case I'm broke so I'd have no idea.
>>29390675I've never thought about giving an idol money, but I'd get a membership in an instant for a home alone stream with gura.
>>29391091Schizochama...
>>29391103She's just farming (You)s from the schizos like a good anon.
>>29391142Shut up Klaius
>>29391103>Possibly the most HEREnah that's Ame
>>29391148I would
I miss Gura.
>>29391103Because she's just 4chan in a person and we hate ourselves the most
>>29391163it was a one time thing for members
>>29391148I don't know man i used to catch takos by hand on the beach and that grip is something else
>>29391091>It's another "The Cool Girl gets upset about what I'm upset about" narrative
>>29391170Ugh, Mori is (you) baiting in her stream again!!
it's over for Ina
>>29391157Wouldn't they be enemies though? You know, reaper and necromancer is like water and oil
>>29391069You are stupid. She almost has a gym bunny bod.
>>29391075Wasn't trying to insult you. Sounds similar to me with my IT job. Was going to go back to college to get a better degree since I got fucked over with mine.
>>29391148Depends, was he ones of the ones who made contact with Ina?
>>29391172Ame left this shithole a while ago but Mori probably keeps her updated.
>>29391156Exactly. Mori cares about her senpais and hololive more than these schizos. It's quite funny to watch the hypocrisy in these threads to be honest.
>>29391062Kiara here. Just as a heads up my announcement is me going into therapy for a month. I'm finally listening to you guys and am taking my meds.
>>29390996there's already a different term reserved for T3 she uses
>>29391172Anon, I love Ame and think she probably is here too, but don't delude yourself.
ame hate!
i miss you, gura
I love you Gura!
>>29391172Amelia, if you read this, queue Trainroll in bubb4bot next Sunday and I'll kneel with the power of a thousand suns.