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>>29306144>>29306191>>29306249At this point, it's the only explanation that makes sense to me. Every time she eats something that by all rights should be lethal in six different ways, all the microbes invading her system go HAACHAMACHAMA and become too retarded to be a threat to her health.
My stomach hurts
Australian culture is so beautiful
>haachama is eatting kiaras asswould you rather be kiara or haachama in this situation?
>>29306299Noel is surprisingly very competent in Among Us, she can definitely hold her own.
>>29306320WOULD YOU MARRY AND IMPREGNATE AND LET COOK WITH THIS DORK?IS SHE HOLOLIVE ENGLISH?
>no ketchup
I can't believe this cute retard has lived this long.
>Poodle? Is dog name!
what the fuck is she doing now
Haachama doing more damage to Australian tourism than covid
She pretty much dropped her tard english. You can hear her accent coming thru.
>Australian foodPLS EXPLAIN
Yes Haachama have another burger, you've earned it
there is an upgrade to ketchup on burgersand that is big mac secret sauce
How the fuck does this bitch even function.
JESAS
She's making more?!
Remember everyone Australia is technically a spinoff of Britain
>let's make it again!WHY
>>29306122>Haachama wakes up in a locked room of an abandoned facility>the TV turns on and she sees some creepy ventriloquist doll>"Would you like to play a game?" the doll says in a raspy voice>"You have to eat all the eggs."
>raightHer inner Australian is coming out
Am I the only one getting annoyed on the burnt cheese on the pan?
>>29306341 im not breeding haato her blood must not continue
>And now we're going to learn about the regional specialty Hamburger in Melbourne, Australia>Here, they specially prepare the bun by burning both sides and scrapng melted cheese off the grill right on the bun.>Despite being called a hamburger, the meat is actually pan-friend chicken draped with smoked salmon.>The tomato is cut into wedges instead of slices.>And the secret ingredient is spicy noodles.>No ketchup, and no using your hands. You eat this sloppy burger with a knife and fork.
>She's making another oneGood lord.
Aww shit here we go again.
>Chicken are you ready for cuck
delicious australian cuisine
So this is the power of australian cuisine huh....
Haachama's cooking style has a really specific feel to it beyond being generally retarded.There's definitely some kind of... intention and artistry behind it.
>Australian foodDo Aussies really?
PART 2 LETS FUCKING GOOOO
I cook worse than HaaChama
>akai haato got a parasite>eats up all the nutrients meant for her brain, resulting in haachama>desperately trying to nuetralize all the toxins and poisonous bacteria haachama shovels into herself>really regrets picking this place to settle down but it's too late to leave
>be gura>have a rocky childhood, no friends. its bad to the point where you nearly start crying by just bringing it up>poor as bricks for most of your teenage and early adult life. have to survive by demeaning yourself as some autistic meme anime girl>start settling into your persona, make a group of close friends, build a loyal following, everything is going good>drama happens and most of your friends abandon you. BL3 comes out and youre alone with nobody to play with. continue struggling with income. a lot of yt clout but it doesnt translate to twitch.>apply to and get into hololive. decide to rebrand yourself as being less chaotic and more civil/seiso.>hope that hololive will provide more stable income and viewerbase, but you hate social judgement/evaluation so you want just a comfortable fanbase on the smaller side. >you also decide to be more forthcoming (going outside of your comfort zone) and hopefully get to do your jp reps, collab with some jp senpais that youve watched and idolized from afar, and have a generally good time.>training arc begins. you meet some great new people and further develop your bond with an old tomodachi. you love your new design. its new but comfortably familiar. the rigging is meh but its a lot better than what you used to have.>youre really enjoying the bond-building process. holoEN is projected by many to not do as well as holoJP, somewhere in the holoID ballpark, and its just what you want. you're not a fan of the added pressure.>playing games every other day or so with your new friends. it's going great, and youre really starting to develop some good chemistry.>debut week comes and expectations are low, as predicted.>you and the girls get together for a big d-day call and celebration party on discord where you all talk about the debut day, hopes for the future, etc. kiara says (numberfagging) that she hopes they all hit 100k subs by the end of the first month. ame chuckles. mori asks, "aren't you being too optimistic?". you look at the subcounts. youre already #1, at 70k.>debuts occur and you watch all of them. the "expected failure" of holoEN turns out to be a fairly decent success, with mori and the following girls matching some holofive members viewcount (60k~)>although there's a bigger audience than expected, you finish your debut, build up your new character and persona for the next few years, and have a lot of fun doing it.then..>you explode in popularity. you immediately skyrocket in subs/day and viewercount. although you should be happy, it's not what you signed up for. the added pressure really gets to you and you cut down on streams that week and stream times (week of pacify streams). you talk less and less during full collabs.>subs continue to rise. chinks start using you as ammunition against coco to sow dissent in the hololive community. sjw whore on youtube calls you pedobait. a lot of controversey from twitterwhores getting jealous that you're making more money than them.>ame gives you motivation to keep going, saying itll all pay off in the end. youll grow, and develop into a stronger person. you take her word for it. she helps you out by collabing with you, and the two of you immediately find a comfortable niche with one another.>you hit 1m subs. its awkward, and you read some of the salty comments about it. you feel bad, you didnt want any of this. you feel as if you've disrespected the other jp senpais. as a result, you regress to doing things within your own gen, and stop interacting with them.>collab ban lifted, nobody asks you for a collab. its what you've feared. they're intimidated by you. you want to do your jp reps but you cant, you're depressed. ame offers you a lifeline and you gladly take it - a fewmore weeks of collabs with her.>you develop an unhealthy dependence on her. you begin to feel bad for possibly taking so much of her time away and you stop asking her for collabs. >among us with holoid and holojp happens. massive controversey (biggest of your career) happens and most are blaming it on your fanbase. calling them cancer and normie. blaming your salty behaviour. >you apologize afterwards, but the damage is done. now, no jp senpai wants to collab with you.>afraid of the damage you can inflict, you hide away in your own corner. solo streams only. you dont ask anyone for collabs anymore. no gurame collab this week.>because of the crippling isolation, its a parallel to your previous situation. you soon lose interest in streaming, as you regress into cyclical depression. you start drinking again, to cope with the negative thoughts. ame tries to save you, but you stubbornly turn her down. you stream less and less, until.>you graduate within a year, and kill yourself the following month.
YAB
She liked it so much she wants another
>putting a whole fucking chicken tenderloin in the pan without oilhaachama...
SHE IS TRYING TO POISON US AAAAAAAAA
>>29306359brb getting membership
ATTENTION ALL GAMERSATTENTION ALL EPIC GAMERSHAACHAMA HAS NOW BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED QUEEN OF HOLOENKNEEL AND MAKE WAY FOR OUR QUEENhttp://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868
Australians explain this right now
>>29306358She's going again? This woman has a bottomless teflon stomach.
>>29306359If only that members stream is actually true
>Any aussies here, this is the aussie burgerI fucking lost it
>>29306375I sincerely want to send him this video and get his take on it.
>>29306394ogey
Haachama acquired food poisoning resistance when she lived at the Philippines.
Do flipniggers really? Chinese noodles in a bun? Kind of redundant
New narrative: Haachama is actually Masaokis using voice changer
>>29306381can i have all 3 please
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
Have you guys seen the Chink comment thread on Aqua's latest MC video? It's really funny. Some chink is saying that Cover pulled out of the CN market just so Haachama can do softcore porn... which is her ASMR & hentai review streams. I enjoy their seething.
>>29306359Hold on, those times are totally unrealistic.
>>29306359Now we talkin'
Hachaama Ramsay collab when?
I think haachama BGM has given me brain damage
Picture of Haachamas immune system
>>29306394anon this is a huge wall of text
Ausfags you have ONE picture to prove your cuisine isn't garbage
Did... Did Haachama completely give up on Japanese?
>>29306412She's been drinking onion sauce by the bottle, don't ask us...
>>29306359>masturbationINA!?
Haachama boneless and skinless chicken breasts have next to no fat content... you can't render fat out of it please put some oil in the pan onegai...
Ah, Haachama buys the self-lubricating chickens.
>Cook the chicken on one side for like 1 minute.>Turn it.The fuck are you doing
>>29306423>Do flipniggers really?When has flipfags not try to make everything about them?
>>29306359>Portal 2 with Gurabased!
Haachama is unironically the most entertaining chuuba
>that pink as fuck chikenHAACHAMA
USE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL
>>29306381Me on the left
>>29306394rrat
>>29306442Oh it makes these cooking streams fun
>>29306442my blain is alweady melting
>>29306446>inb4 14 replies with pictures of vegemite
>>29306394good
>>29306416He has spent 40 years studying the burger, he would fly to Australia and murder her for disrespecting it
>>29306359Damn, I'm glad I'm a member.Honestly, you could probably replicate the same effect by putting some schlicking noises over Ina's HUMUs and soft giggling.
>>29306423Pls andstd Philippines is a poor country.
>>29306442The fucking BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH in the background is drilling itself into my brain
>>29306423I'm a flip and I've never heard of shit like that in here
>>29306464She's entertaining in the same way liveleak is
>>29306423poverty food
HAACHAMA IS A CARBONARA SAMYANGCHAD
>>29306442haha what do you mean anon what could possibly b-
>>29306381I feel like that image is what happens when Mori buys food from KFP
>>29306412This is standard bunnos snag feed
http://poal.me/xdoz3http://poal.me/xdoz3http://poal.me/xdoz3
Ame's already posted pictures of her finished food, when's she taking the next step and doing a cooking stream?
>>29306466chicken oil!
Pls use oil Haachama.
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE AUSTRALIANS
>>29306394Who are you quoting?
Haachama has survived this long by giving herself a daily case of food poisoning until she built up an immunity. You can't prove me wrong.
>>29306232It's my favorite Armored Core and I want to see Ina rage.
>>29306359WOAH
Haachama lets you fuck her but first you have to eat a full 3 course meal she preparesWorth it?
>>29306452No. During weeks she does English streams (which might be every week now), she does a JP stream a few hours after her stream ends. Today she's gonna start building the Tower of Babel on the JP server, for example.
Is this burger boosting her IQ? She's really coherent (for haachama)
>>29306394some would say deadbeats write retarded essays fot their oshi, but then theres sharkfags
Somehow Haachama sounds even cuter now...How?
>>29306413Other Htubers do it for free you know.
i can't tell if I should be concerned about haachama or scared of her
>>29306423flips made fun of miko for thinking that the gasoline cans full of water was gasolinethey are a different breed of poor
>>29306381The corn, please
RATE THIS BURGERPreparationAppearancePossible taste
>>29306409I kneel.
>>29306423This is fairly common. I hate it though.
>>29306333So you mean the cure for Corona was in front of us all along, we just need to become Haachama?
>Ame has a Reddit account but never uses itBased.
haachama please that chicken isn't cooked through.......
>>2930653534-10
>>29306442don't worry, that just means it's working
chumbuds i really want to sniff HER foot
>>29306476It's a good concept, it just needs proper execution.
>>29306442Listen to Polka's sc bgm as well and descend fully.
Is her cooking a cry for help?
>>29306500Knowing Jermatson, yes
Okay guys here's a question1. your oshi2. A relatively unknown game you like that you would like your oshi to play
>>29306466Dont worry, she asked the chicken and said it was fine
>>29306442>>29306493https://soundcloud.com/user-56601297/318aOpen a few extra tabs
>>29306507AME HAS A BROWN DICKI REPEATAME HAS A HUGE BROWN DICK
>>29306535eh better that what they fed me in school4/10
>>29306394Deadbeat hands typed this
>>2930653510/1010/1010/10
>>29306558YAB
>>29306538
>>29306423I'm a flipnigger and I don't know what the fuck that faggot's saying. Please just ignore him...
>>29306446
Someone explain in detail why this clown would off herself!She's the of best 5th gen (though Botan is based), and her collabs with EN are magical!
HAACHAMA FEEDING AME HER COOKING WHEN???
>>29306423Pancit canton inside a pandesal is a staple snack here. Don't ask why
>>29306567>Gura>Earthworm Jim 3D
/ck/ explain frying cut up buns in cheese
What the hell was that can she flashed?
>>29306535Salmonella/10
Is Haachama the vtuber equivalent of Jack?
I hope holoEN do some cooking contest
>>29306567KiaraSlime Rancher
>SHREDDED CHEESE LITERALLY AROUND THE BUNSWHY
???
Okay so I just somewhat timed how long that chicken was on that pan:1min -> flip -> 30s -> flip -> 1min 30s -> flip->20s -> take off from the panTHAT THING MUST BE FUCKING RAW AS HELL
>>29306552compared to this last chicken she ate it's well done
>>29306593you don't do it like this
>>29306446You understand that their two national dishes are white bread covered with butter and candy sprinkles, and cut in half, which they call "fairy bread", and overcooked hotdogs on white bread with ketchup, which they call "sausage sizzlers", right?Australia is the world's largest trailer park.
HAACHAMA CHAMA
>>29306581Anon what the actual fuck is that
>>29306538>Lucky Me!kek
>>29306572Built for MILFS and shark pussy
WoW wow WoW
>>29306572Like she couldn't become even better
why is the bread torn up and sprinkled with cheese
Noooooooo
wtf
AAAAAAAAAA THE BUN
>>29306381GIV BREAST
The bun took one for the team
>>29306231 Yes Hololive is Yagoo's home for the gifted
BUN BWOKEN
I saw a Gura minecraft stream was live before I left the house, what happened to it?, did it get removed?Who got pissed off this time?
Fuck me
>>29306535Preparation: InsaneAppearance: FinePossible taste: Stonks
IT'S FUCKING RAW
>>29306567>Ina>King's Field
Haachama's scrambled burgers!
>>29306567KiaraValkyria Chronicles
>>29306446VB LONG NECK FOR BREAKFAST
how long do you guys think she spends scrubbing the fuck out of that pan after cookingalso jfc that chicken
>>29306616a meat pie cunt
>>29306616Looks like meat pie
>>29306614new /jp/ banner
>>29306616Like some kind of meat pie
>>29306567moriIllbleed
You guys wouldn't?
>>29306485>>29306578Flip. Here and i do this all the time. I even use any kind of bread not just buns.
Just arrived.Haatons these hotcakes are looking fucking good!
I'm gonna fucking hurl
>>29306653BASED
HOLY FUCK SHE IS ABOUT TO EAT RAW CHICKEN
Haachama!?
>>29306616Pies are actually god tier food you tasteless seppo cunt, what the fuck do they even sell in your bakeries if they don't sell basic ass pies.
>>29306581what the fuck is that red shit?
>>29306535HaaChamaChamaHaaChamaChamaHaaChamaChama
>a whole third of a tomato an inch think after she said it needs slicesI'm mad now
>>29306653I can hear this picture.
How did it end up worse than the first one?
Whatthefuck
Just load it with thyme and it'll smell good at least
This stream show me God have been dead a long time ago
>>29306567>Mori>cover quest
>>293065352/103.5/106/10
The last one looked decent compared to this
>Looks nice>I can take photoThe fuck Haachama
CUMMING DEEP INSIDE HAACHAMA! MIXING MY DNA WITH HERS!! GETTING HER PREGNANT AND RAISING A GENERATION OF RETARDED CHILDREN!! COMING HOME AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK AND BEING FED GARBAGE!! REWARDING HER RETARDED ASS WITH A ALL NIGHT FUCK SESSION!!!
it looks like it was hit by a car
>>29306585>"La commedia è finita!!" – "The comedy is finished!"
I have watched rekt videos for over a decade now, and this is physically making me ill.
THE CHIKIN IS STILL PINK DONT DO IT HAACHAMA
how raw is that chicken
>>29306359Why is she so smug about her schedule?
>>29306567AmeMonster Rancher
How can anyone call Gura innocent when she dropped this in her debut?https://youtu.be/dBK0gKW61NU?t=1312
>>29306652That actually seems like something she would play
>>29306642she stripped naked in the stream and it got shadowbanned for underage nudity
>>29306642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
>>29306442I fear I will hear it as I'm trying to fall asleep: Eyes wide open, staring at the ceiling, mind racing with this retarded tune
>26k>Actual burguers are sleeping and jp are on wageslave hoursHow tf Haachama cooking a burger manage to get more views than Kiara, Ina and mf Mori average streams numbers?Was Haachama really EN gen 0 all this time?
>>29306666I did, it fucking sucks
>>29306642I'm going to guess: She let out a bit of her personal background story.
IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!
>>29306674First time?
>>29306567>kiara>lobotomy corporationi'd rather Ina play it though since she would probably enjoy the story and lore more and wouldn't be filtered by the advanced autism gameplay
are you a cuuutie cwutie hambaaga?
It's fucking moving
So Haachama is really numberfag huh ?
>>29306666>Haachama getting anywhere near that presentationIf that happens the apocalypse will have begun.
>that feel when no cutie hamburger
>>29306689me too, ESL-chama
I wonder what /ck/ would think about this.
>>29306653Extremely based and tradiepilled
>>29306650>Ina >Lost dimension
>>29306666Yakisoba is the Japanese equivalent of greasy street food in any other country.
Pan, hotChicken, inTake it out of the pan.
>>29306409Not so fast
Haachama this edible ain't shi-
>>29306423Not too uncommon for Asian fusion restaurants. There is a burrito chain that puts pad thai in their burritos.
>>29306359is this real?
>>29306423That just sounds like yakisoba pan.
there is a fucking pink chunk hanging off of that chicken
>>29306567>Gura>Monster Girl Quest
>>29306666i Always wondered, are those buns sweet?
>>29306359God dammit I want anyone to play the Titanfall 2 campaign it'd be so good
>>29306710Well, this is top tier Haachama content.
>>29306679tomato sauce, cunt
>>29306694preggochama?!
>>29306567MoriGod Hand
>>29306654Going off this pan, not long at all.
HOW IS THIS GIRL NOT DEAD
Salmonellachama....
my frontal love id falling to peices
>>29306727Straight IP range banned
>>29306748it's like a hotdog bun
>>29306642It got shadowbanned by youtube's always brilliant algorithm, which makes the archive hard to find for a little while afterwards.
>>29306727someone posted her cooking stream a while back on /ck/ and they were just as confused as to what the fuck was going on
did I just see it move?
>>29306613>overcooked hotdogsthey arent even the same fucking meat
stop its already dead
At least she didn't add Orca
>>29306727/ck/ poster here, i respect her for never wasting food.
>>29306653Australians are too based
Tell Haachama to stop pretending to be retarded
>literally half a fucking tomato just put on therelmfao
>>29306732You mean country fair food?
>>29306567You mean unknown by today's standards? I'd like to see Gura play Rez but I don't think it's particularly obscure unless you're a zoomer.
>>29306567Ina Lost Planet 1
>>29306774>>29306782>>29306727DO ITPOST IT IN /ck/
>that tomato """slice""">chicken is still visibly pink
>>29306567GuraNot sure how well it did but, Ys Origin.
>>29306739CLAP CLAP back to r*ddit
>>29306777NO IT ISN'T IT'S STILL FUCKIN MOVING PUT IT BACK ON THE HEAT
Ok, if I keep listening to this fucking BGM I'm sure I'lHACHCHCHCHAMCHAHACHCHCHCHCHAMCHAHACHAMACHAMCHAMCHAMAHCMACHAMCHAMHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29306710OCEgang rising up for our retarded sisters cooking
they were always playing 4 in overcooked, what's the narrative for only 3 playing this time?
>>29306567KiaraTerranigma
We are too ignorant to appreciate the true artistry of Haachama cuisine.
>>29306788Pretending?
>>29306567>Gura>Slay The Spire
someone mention burgers?
You guys don't eat your chicken medium rare?
>>29306613>Australia is the world's largest trailer park.Former British penal colony. Not surprised
>>29306788>pretending
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH ITFUCKING EVERYTHING YOU RETARDED BASEDDRINKER
>>29306788Imagine being her IRL friend and watch her stream right now
>>29306567MoriClayFighter
>>29306824Not this one
>it's really hard to eat
>open the stream>She becomes hololive en>Unsub and close the stream
>>29306707>>29306706>>29306711>>29306769Ok ignore me, I was being retarded, youtube just removed it from my sub list but it was still up on her channel.
>>29306581>stolen from the englishHow about something original next time?
>>29306567PekoraDwarf FortressYeah... I know...
>>29306652That's not relatively unknown but yeah I was thinking that'd be a nice game for her too. But >SEGA
>that dull-ass knife
>>29306756>Look! I got fat again!
>>29306824Damn I always forget just how fucking hot Moona's design is.
>>29306710burger and KFP herewatching kiara heals my soul, but watching haachama kill herself on stream is better content in general
>>29306831>>29306822>he doesn't know
>>29306824MOONA DON'T LOOK
I fucking laugh like a retard every time she takes a noodle out
>>29306567Haachama!!!!Ariadne!
does any anon have an archive of all the shit haachama has made. this is straight nightmare fuel, she's actually eating it.
those noodles look pretty damn good, what brand are they?
>>29306710It's a Haachama cooking stream, they are really popular at this point.
>>29306828Uh, no
I'm actually hungry right now
90% of the excitement is waiting for yab moment face reveal
we can't describe this as a burger in court anymore
Haachama is right, ketchup is a worthless condiment. Any food that could be eaten with ketchup could be enjoyed with a better sauce.>FriesFry sauce is better, plain fries are better if fry sauce isn't an option. Milkshake is also a good option.>BurgerHot Sauce, Steak Sauce, and BBQ Sauce are all better to name a few>Chicken NuggetsBBQ, Buffalo, or HoneyIf you've ever put ketchup on anything else you deserve to be drawn and quartered.
I don't understand the problem, isn't this what you americans eat?
>>29306710Becaus ehaachama isn't a leecher
it's really hardit's too bighmmMmyummy
Guys I'm not worried about HaaChama. She ate so much of her cooking her stomach and taste bud is HaaChamaChamaD
>>29306567GuraDarkest Dungeon®
>>29306727>flyover cooking>do americans reallyThere's your /ck/ reaction
>>293065671. gura2. senran kagura: bon appetit
>>29306710Even if Amelia or Gura were streaming I'd be watching this, and I try to never miss either of their streams. Watching an autistic girl condition her body to fight off salmonella like muay thai fighters work to harden their knees and elbows is premium content.
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1328603397516374017Luna's going to the hospital for surgery, please pray for the princess.
>>29306822>>29306831yes. and you know she is and you're playing along.
dose she actually eat her own cooking? i doubt it.
>You get to breed Haachama>BUT>You must eat Haachama's cooking exclusively for the rest of your life, and you can't even help or give input to her cookingWould you?
>>29306891Ketchup is only good on hotdogs
>>29306892Nah we eat bug burgers now
>>29306887>face near a cooking surfaceGood luck with that
>>29306824>UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHAnon source ?
>>29306891what the fuck is """fry sauce""" you cunt
>>29306877Eclipse Works...
>>29306567>>it's really hard to eatMoona Kung Fu Chaos
Compared to what Aussies usually eat, Haachama's cooking isn't so bad.
>>29306881Search for it yourself you lazy piece of shit.
a dull knife causes more accidents than a sharp one, Haachama....
>>29306914Nope
>>29306891>Milkshake is also a good option.Yeah I ain't reading the rest of your post
>>29306882they look like the korean brand thats in australian supermarkets
>>29306892americans atleast pump their food with chemical concoctions to simulate taste
Ok doctor bros...Will Haachama survive this or will need a stomach clean up after this?
>>29306870i wish she could zip up the coat since her with the coat on would be hotter
Okay fuck you schizos and falseflaggers and retards it's time to settle this shit once and for allhttp://poal.me/ekc3ithttp://poal.me/ekc3ithttp://poal.me/ekc3it
This girl would drink her own piss and somehow still survive. Seriously how is she still alive.
>>29306884Medium rare chicken has such a nice texture though especially chicken breast. I usually eat it that way and haven't gotten sick yet.
I need meds
What are the odds she actually gets food poisoning? Because she is not giving two shits about cross-contamination.
>>29306891>Fry sauce>mayo
http://poal.me/dwcykehttp://poal.me/dwcyke
HoloEN is so boring hlgg needed to adopt a HoloJP
>>29306914No way fag
>>29306891What the fuck is "fry sauce" you fat burger cunt.
>>29306893I need a haachama version of this
>>29306710The Aussies have embraced this dumb Chama as an honorary daughter
>>29306913Oh, you better believe it
>>29306929looks miles better than whatever the fuck she's eatingditch the ketchup though
>>29306929what the fuck is that
>>29306710She's been doing this before the retarded EN girls were even a thing. Fuck you newfags.
>>29306910Isn't it more like if it happens again she'll need surgeri?
>>29306891It's good with sausages
>>29306910>De QuervainJesus, it's basically RSI on steroids. Get better Nanora
>>29306910NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>29306891I love ketchup on my scrambled eggs lol come get me nerd
>>29306948She is the strongest creature in the world
>>29306891Half of the sauces you named literally have ketchup in them retardchama
Didn't she say she went to the Philippines and drank water there? If she can survive that, she can survive anything.
>>29306891Those shitty pre-cooked frozen chicken nuggets that can barely be considered chicken are pretty good with ketchup
>>29306914As appealing the breeding with her sounds fuck no.
>>29306800Give me a pic to use
>Delivery from your laptopYou wouldn't download a Haachama cooking
>>29306929>cutfags will defend this
>>29306893>same filename>same broken englishkeep trying chang, you'll get it right some time.
>>29306732Street food is good though. Yakisoba is corner store garbage.
>>29306937Missing out, bro.
>>29306538God that looks awful
>>29306914win-win
Haachama recipe book when?
>>29306913No I refuse to believe she's eating what she just made. She has something else off camera she's eating.
>>29306567MoriZatsudan while she plays Sudoku>Mori gets in trouble for making a "dishonor my famiry" joke
>>29306914>Boiled chicken>Dark matter pancakes>Cauliflower sushi>Whatever the fuck this burger isIt's tempting
>>29306981and kids love to eat cookies, cake and pepsi until they puke, what are you trying to prove.
>>29306452Go home, watson.
>>29306914If that mean I will get to smash that blonde bimbo I will survive her food.
>>29306567InaElsinore
>>29306974Surgery.
>>29306970Australia's national dish.
>>29306757i would fucking kill for this
>>29306921>>29306960>Fry sauce is a condiment often served with French fries or tostones in many places in the world. It is usually a combination of one part tomato ketchup and two parts mayonnaise, with many variations which add additional ingredients to the basic recipe.
>>29306929STEP OFF THE BUNNOS SNAG CUNTI'LL FUCKEN GLASS YOUSHITS A NATIONAL ICON
>>29306914She will get better eventually right?
>>29306929White bread, sausage, caramalised (?) onion, mustard and ketchup. Honestly, it's not too bad as a snack
Guys I think the Chicken is pink...I had salmonella, it's fucking awful.
>>29307030 a penis?
>>29307024You say it like you aren't arguing about fried fast food
>>29306942The chicken soup or whatever abomination she made on Kiara collab was probably worse so I'm not worried.
>>29306953She drank unfiltered Philippine tap water and didn't die. She'll be fine
>>29307030Is it koala meat?
I don't understand the appeal of Haachama.Is it really that good to cum deep inside her while grabbing and sucking her giant tits and listening to her retarded moans?
>>29306567AmeliaHotel Dusk, would probably be terrible though
I once knew a guy who ate his Mac and Cheese with fucking applesauce. Nothing about this fazes me anymore.
>>29307032>two parts mayonnaiseshit taste already
>>29306951My strongest meds are too weak for you, schizoposter. Only a bullet can put your mind to rest now.
>>29307033who the actual fuck says bunnos cunt
>>29307019She's eaten worse.Can somebody post the omurice?
>>29306914I will die shortly afterwards from her cooking anyway so why not. Short life of Haachama breeding sounds worth it.
What language is this?
>>29306567OkayuGotcha Force, Lost Kingdoms, RAD
>>29307031Yeah me too but Capcom permissions...
>>29306914I'll eat anything she gives me because I know she made it with love
>>29307041some lessons must be learned the hard way, anon
>>29306955anyone that votes "doesn't concern me" is pit related
>>29306831>>29306822Burgers?
>>29306567GuraMomodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
>>29306993Chicken nuggets only go with BBQ sauce.
>>29306929I remember my mom making me a ketchup covered hotdog wrapped in bread like that for my lunchbox every morning in elementary school.
>>29306953she fucking deserves it
>>29307041>salmonellaDo Americans really?
>>29307035>Haachama>Getting better>At cookingAnon...
>>29306914Fuck her stinky pussy I want to live past 30
Speculation.What food will ultimately kill Haachama?
>>29306567MoriStubbs the Zombie
>>29306942It's not if her body will survive the parasites it's if the parasites will survive her body long enough to escape
>>29307056Literally every single tradie you neet faggot, go get a job cunt.
>>29307057And how do you know she ate it if she's behind an anime avatar
>>29307063>Gotcha ForceSequel when
>>29307067I kneel SEAGod
You don't understand how much I love shortstacks, bros. God I wanna fuck Ame and Haachama so much I can't bear it
>>29306929That's good though, would eat it right now over ripped apart burnt chicken cheese tomato noodle burger
>>29307088raw pork
>>29307067>>>/pol/
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLLhttps://poal.me/7ko4wl
>>29307078Wouldn't the bread be soaked through with moisture from ketchup by the time you eat it?
>>29306921>>29306960Ketchup mixed with Mayo. Doesn't count as ketchup because it's transformative.>>29306915Oh yeah, forgot about hotdogs and brats.Only instance where ketchup is fine, but even then hot sauce or chili is better.>>29306937Don't knock it until you try it fellow tako.>>29306976I hope you mean hotdogs or bratwurst. Real sausage should be cooked with sauerkraut with maybe hot sauce tossed on, it's too good to ruin with ketchup.>>29306981I don't like egg unless it's complimenting another dish so you might be right.>>29306986Transformative doesn't count.>>29306993Still better with the listed sauces.
>English TestIt is happening!
>>29306914>Can't help your wife improve her cookingFuck that shit, i want us to suffer together
>>29307067>redditjakwow this place has gone downhill
Handling hot food with those rubber gloves is going to result in cancer
>>29307036>sausageIt's kangaroo penis.
>>29307088Blowfish stream
Oh, so it's confirmed that the house that Gura pranked earlier is Haachama's
>>29306914Sign me up
>>29306910luna's piano stream..
>>29306955happy for the la la~ion
This is what Aussies consider a dessert. White bread, butter, and sprinkles.
>>29307078You lucky son of a bitch, I always got fairy bread
>>29306914What's the downside?
>>29306567MoriSalt and Sanctuary
Maybe the salmonella and the tapeworms will kill each other
>>29307109Yup
>>29306727She's pretty tame by /ck/ standards.
>>29307088She's invulnerable. She has already eaten kwek kwek or isaw in the Philippines.
>>29307067foreigners go home
>>29306567InaSingularity
>>29307088choking on my cum
>>29307067unironically kill yourself
>>29307091that gave has an amazing soundtrack
>>29307088Nothing, she is immortal
>>29307088onions sauce she will have a stroke from the already caused brain damage
>>29307102Based taste
>>29307129>>29307130Fairy bread mind.
>Silverfish in her houseDid she build in a stronghold or something?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328608423366299649Vote now
>>29306558UOHHHHHHHHH! !! !!
>>29307129Back the fuck off cunt. I will rip off your head and shit down your neck faggot.
Everytime I watch Haachama I feel like I'm losing brain cellsWhat's the appeal?
I think I'm gonna get member haachama bros
>Silverfish infestationExcuse me what.
>>29307096One day... surely...
>>29307088Pic related.
>>29306914>for the rest of your lifeBeing incredibly generous by giving me 1 day to live,
>>29307129It's only really made for young children's birthday parties. And it's usually honey, not butter.
>>29307155They have a very low chance to be in random blocks as well
>>29306914absofuckinglutely
>>29307094>he actually got a tradelmaoing @ your lifewhy would i get a job when being on centrelink and living at home is still better than being a slave to the shit cunt system
>>29307140O-oh... okay.
>>29307129dont knock fairy bread you cunt
>>29307163I literally cannot tell if she's talking about in-game or IRL.
I hope she won't turn her new chicken friends into "burgers" as well
>>29307088Something really mundane, it's the only way anymore. Like she'll eat some bad lettuce and somehow that will be the end of it.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328608423366299649
>>29307129They are called hundreds and thousands asshole, I will fight you on this.
>>29307088Another drop of Philippines tap water.
>>29307157Your country lost a war against flightless birds.
Should this Haachama burger be added to the KFP menu?
>>29307159anon that IS the appeal
>>29307156Anyone who votes against kinokart is a faggot
>>29307156vote mario kart for pure kinovote among us for yabai
>>29306558>>29307158why are doxxbuds like this?
>>29307156Mario Kart because those are always great
belly belly big... building!!!!!
>Gonna make tower of BabelHaachama....
>>29307159Honestly, I applaud that Haachama is willing to think outside of the box for her content but man she's scary being able to eat this stuff and be okay
salmanella
>>29307129That's a treat for kids you dumb cunt.
SMOKECHAMA
>an hour has already passedThis isn't like Ina timewarp, this is like being transfixed by a tragedy unfolding
>>29306567InaNot unknown But STALKER, her bad aim, lack of direction and being scared of things would make it interesting.
Is haachama streaming as much as ame this week?
>>29307203it does have chicken in it
>>29306558>>29307158Uoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29306929That's just a hot dog with white bread since you forgot to buy hot dog buns.
>>29307041She lived in the philippines, she'll be fine.
CAN AME SURVIVE HAACHAMAS COOKING?
>>29306558Sniiiiiiiiff
She's going to find Gura's chicken prank off-stream.
Ina... Gura... schedules... onegai...
>>29307067I was literally just about to post about how happy I was that I'd not seen a wojak in weeks since coming to this thread and ignoring the rest of the website
>>29307219BA... based?
Votehttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328608423366299649
>>29307163it can happen in humid places with lots of material for them to eat (wood, books, paper)they're unnerving as fuck to look at though, since they swing their tails side to side as they move
>>29307226she still has school so yes
>>29307156>Among usAs much as I'd love to hear Kiara scream after every kill as impostor if she gets it I fucking seethe from the scriptfags joining the games.
>>29307156dont watch kiara often but mario kart gave us that KFP janny clip so im voting that
Gura is so adorable it hurts, someone give me a taste of reality. >she's an alcoholic that reheats leftover fast foodWhat else
>>29307176I enjoy having 20 acres of bush land and my own paid off house, not being some little faggot like you living in your parents house.
>>29307222Tower reminds me of the years I wasted on Travian...
>>29307230Aussies do it on purpose.
>>29307192>>29307156I voted Mario Kart, but either is bound to be a good stream.
>>29307129I don't see the issue.
>>29307247wheres the >dont streamoption?dont want to watch this bitch
>>29307219Gura that's disgustiing
>>29307247if any of you vote among us unironically off youself
>>29307194>They are called hundreds and thousandsWhat are they called hundreds and thousands of?
>>29307235Amelia "weekly shower" Watson?
>>29307248pretty sure chama is already done in school shes waiting for something i think?
>>29307159It's actually you gaining brain cells, you just feel stupid because you were stupider moments ago and perceive your memories through your superior intellectThere's reason why Haatons are the smartest group
>>29306676No joke, I don't think burgerclaps know anything about savory pies.
>>29307273Grams of sugar
>>29307156if you don't vote Mario kart you are literally a nigger
>>29306929>a sausage sarnie but lazynowt wrong with that
>>29307148Yea, which is why I think she'd love it beyond the dumb sense of humor which would match up with hers.
>>29307247>among us with viewersfuck no fuck no i was on the edge of my seat the entirety of gura's stream WAITING for a yabnot doing that again, i will probably have a stroke
>>29307256
>>29307088>no one suggesting Gura's lost bread
How much awful cooking can Haachama's body handle? Does she even have a limit?
>>29307257that bushland's gonna belong to china in 6 months anyway
>>29307129DO AUSTRALIANS REALLY?
>>29307142>possum cheese steak
haachama must have a fucking robust immune systemshe probably emits airborne spores that kill anything nearby
>>29307156Voted for Mario Kart!
>>29307219That's pretty hot
>>29307129You want us to keep exporting uranium to you and letting you use our ports? Step back cunt>>29307171>honey fairy breadAbsolutely heretical, have never seen or heard of this.
Is Watson a HULKAMANIAC?
>>29306668They're the best with salt bread though.
>>29307280we eat chicken pot pie
>>29307142Why is a saw there?
>>29307256shes collabed with men before
>>29307294Fucking this. All it takes is one faggot to make the entire thing YAB.
>>29307088Snails.
>>29306558>>29307158Is that Kirito?
>>29307110More important pollhttp://poal.me/q2t1wu
Ame... Where's the coupon review...
>>29307184>fairy breadWhat a GAY name
Pic related is how Haachama's immune system is able to handle her """cooking"""
>>29307279Ah, yes, the differential intelligence theory of subjective stupidity
>>29306914Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>29307300her stomach hardens in sreponse to bacterial trauma
>>29307257My grandparents had 14 acres when I was a kid.I remember the days of adventures I had with my friends there fondly. Goddamn I wish they kept it, I would buy it from them.
>>29307156among us>same 7 scripters>possible yab>kiara dies firstmario kart>rage>screaming>top tier clips>german and swearing>lewd tenchouyou know what to vote here
>>29307313We don't need either.
>>29307159Haachama cooking is just letting an autistic little girl take the wheel and treat cooking food like a five year old draws with crayons. It's good content.
>>29307159you break your muscles so your body knows how to make them betterit's brain exercise, don't overexert yourself
>>29307267how edgy.
>>29307294Mario Kart is winning anyway, just vote it.
>>29307319It's not enough BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29306567GurAmeMagicka
based ELLA
>>29307222Will God blow it up if he haven't died yet
>>29307304>Hachama's genes are highly resistant against diseasesTime to breed this retard.
>>29307294Kiara played it twice with no yabs please understand KFP is cultured
>>29307300You're going to be just as fucked as me then little faggot
I never thought a Haachama cooking stream would be the time I REALLY fell for Haachama but here we are, I suppose.
>>29307343Not gonna watch it but I'll vote for Mario Kart to help you guys out.
>>29307343You know what, you've changed my mind.
>>29307326kirito socks. it was a loot crate prize.
I want to fuck the retard out of this gurl
>>29307247Voting Among Us since I won't be watching
>>29307273https://www.google.com/search?q=hundreds+and+thousands&sxsrf=ALeKk02raGhNdPu_DuwWOKSRtPhlzJUAZQ:1605600365168&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiB2Kq7j4ntAhWUFLcAHb14CVAQ_AUoAXoECAQQAw&biw=806&bih=672
>>29306567okayububsy 1
>>29307354if you're in your twenties, shes older than you
>>29307354she's been spitroasted and talked about it on stream
>>29307222Hopefully she places it in a better place than the King of Haachama.
>>29307156Voted for Mario Kart.
>Ina hasn't used her twitter since the Ame collabNarrative?
>>29306567>kiara>rimworlda kiara rimworld stream would be god-tier comfy and fun watching her slowly learn the mechanics.easy with save and load of course.
>>29307292also in lore mori hates zombies so thats fun too
>>29307343So how do scripters help them get into the game? Don't they still have to enter the code?
>>29307256>She was an alcoholic that was hurting her own health>Felt sad and depressed, losing aim in life>Applied and got the Hololive job>Found great friends among her gen-mates>Literally became the highest sub count among ALL of hololive>Bought an avocado from the supermarket and, instead of throwing it away, is now growing it slowly and signing to it daily>Is now in a wholesome crush with Ame>Life is now betterEnough red-pill for you?
>>29306567AmeBanished
>>29307158>Where he belongs>Doms Kirito with her feetGod I wish that were me...
>>29307294>>29307269Polka's Among Us was fucking great, but fuck any "with viewers" streams for EN.
>>29306824Someone tweet this stream to Moona. Maybe she will actually comment on it.
>>29307391kek if this is true you'll be able to back it up
>>29307387Australians are so retarded they just name things by how many are in the jar.
>>29307371yea but at least i got to waste my life playing video games and watching holos instead of being a government slave, thanks for paying for my supachats with your taxes
>tryhard scripterfags>LEL I KILL DA STREAMER>hehehhehe ni99erVoted Among Us
Why does nobody want to play with Polka...https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1328601325714726913
>>29307343Yep. She also has the pro controller now (as if that would make any difference hahahaha)
>>29307395Her day off from streaming, probably focusing on her room mates work.
>>29307400>Don't they still have to enter the code?screen readers that type in the code 1 frame after it's shown on screen that's why to make it fair you have to put the code behind some bullshit
>>29307400The script scrubs it off the screen and inputs it automatically. It's fucking annoying since it's always the same few niggers in each round.
What was that hentai where the guy fucked and then later impregnated his retard sister?I think it was like 4 episodes and the girl was blonde like Haachama.
>>29307337>crazy =/= retard
>>29306567AmeElona :^)
>>29307397Calli I know I'm a zombie and you hate me but we used to be friends please for the love of god pick up the phone I want to talk to you one last time
>>29307343changed my mind, voted for among us
>>29307387>&sxsrf=ALeKk02raGhNdPu_DuwWOKSRtPhlzJUAZQ:1605600365168&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiB2Kq7j4ntAhWUFLcAHb14CVAQ_AUoAXoECAQQAw&biw=806&bih=672The fuck? I ain't clicking that shit.
Haachama's full belly...
>>29307395Farming GW like crazy, working on her comisions?Who knows.
>>29307400don't know how, but it makes them always enter the lobby first before anyone else.eventually its just the same people joining the lobby each round.plus the scripters could use it to get in a say yabai things, which luckily hasn't happened yet, but it will trust me
>>29307409just something i saw other anons saying, i don't believe it myself but that anon really didn't want to become a gosling
>>29306567GuraLugaru or it's sequel, Overgrowth.Although Mori could play it too and make it hilarious.
>>29307222>>29307393>implying any of the EOPs in here watch her Japanese livestreamsJust look at the thread when she did her 3 and a half hour Japanese stream last night.
>>29307418Are you retarded?
>>29307437
>>29307435>doesn't know how Google search works
>>29307416>he thinks that KFP employees are gonna allow thatKEK
>>29306567PekoraPlanet Zoo
>>29306567>gura>
>>29307395Ina choked on a Ramune ball right after the stream during her discord sex session with Ame, Cover is covering it up until they can hire a sound alike.
>>29307434Move aside, bitches! Rice milk is all Calli needs.
>>29307073Good choice but honestly that's probably more of a Mori game.
>>29307418Mori please......do us a favour and collab with Polka.....
>>29307434Alright girls. I'll make you a deal. I'll collab with whichever one of you can tell me what 7/4 * 3/9 is. The other one never gets to speak to me again.
https://twitter.com/HHCH47689664/status/1328606569840381953This shit is ESL as fuck but
>>29307435if you are TRULY that scared is this betterhttps://www.google.com/search?q=hundreds+and+thousands&tbm=isch
>>29307459Now THIS is a spicy narrative.
>>29307452McHaachama is a vicious company. Ever since KFP refused to carry the $100 Chicken Soup they swore vengeance.
>>29307442so it's bs thenit would've come out already if SHE said something like that during her twitch streams, she was fairly popular before becoming gura
>>29307416>Ame and Mori will never play among us with fans because of the retards from herei hate this
Wasn't able to watch Gura's minecraft stream. Anything I miss?
>>29307462who?
>>29307129FUMING CUNTS MAD AS ANON INSULTS THEIR GOURMET CUISINE
>>29307390>shes older than youthis could do it, if you had proof>>29307391i doubt it>>29307401this makes it worse
>>29307368reminder that all it takes is ONE guy to join in and say 'nigger','taiwan' ,'trans rights', or ' "roommate name" ' to cause mayhem.
>>29307469Rene doesn't know math so looks like Ririsya already won.
QCHAMA?TRUST THE PLAN
>found a video of my oshi kissing the camera directlyAh yes, now I can be at peace. I can feel the gosling leaving my body.I'll treasure this.Don't spoil it faggots.
>>29307418They should invite some chuubas from Nijisanji to fill in the slots.
>>29306567Haachamaclassic flash games like Stick RPG
If I saw someone eating this I would immediately beat the shit out of them.
>>29307423>>29307424Ah, that makes sense. I tweeted at her to block the code and read it out loud instead so hopefully that'll help if she ends up doing Among Us. I remember thinking it was weird that people were in there almost immediately and at the same exact time.
>>29307494You know that gif of a golden retriever puppy getting distracted by a ball, branch, his dad, the camera and then flops on the ground?
Don't worry guys, Ina is active somewhere at least.
>>29307507But I didn't tell you the extra rule. Anyone who makes a hissing sound is also disqualified.
>>29307395busy practicing for the members only masturbation stream
>>29307505>Roommate nameThat would be the worst.
>>29306567OkayuZoombinis
>>29307427Baka na Imouto wo Rikou ni Suru no wa Ore no xx dake na Ken ni Tsuite
>>29307514>Ai in an actual streamWait what.
>>29307526fuck you mori
>>29306760jesas
>>29306567GurAmeSniper Elite
>>29307517Yeah fuck people that aren't eating constantly, as an American that offends me.
>>29307496The one who convinced Mori that idols aren't that bad and lead her to apply for hololive.
>>29307505good point but at least scriptfags dont do that still better safe than sorry
>>29307493I'm now imagining a Mori Among Us stream with /hlgg/ lining up to post "K*r*n" in chat like that scene from Airplane!
>>29307462Her collab with Satan Slots was pretty good. Wonder if they're going to do another one.
For the last 6 days I've woken up after about 5 hours because I start dreaming about missing Hololive stuff.
>>29307467Mori-chama can't speak Japanese.
>>29307505I'm genuinely shocked it hasn't happened yet.
>>29307510So you found the video she sent me a few years ago?
>>29307505>5 randoms join with roomate names each.
>>29307537Too bad this studio is fucking hot garbage because the concept is so hot.
>>29307510Who's your oshi? Cristiano Ronaldo?
>>29307459I'm sure Ina would appreciate a company called Cover covering something up so I think it's fine.
>"I'm gonna cuck you"NOOOO HAACHAMA
>>29307566Ame, no!
>>29307559she can speak it just fine. She needs to do her kanji reps though
>>29307395She's liking images on her other account. She liked a Kire (rip) drawing.
>>29307558Meds anonchama, i was like this a couple weeks ago it can drive you crazy.
>I'm gonna cook you
is there a type of stream you would like to see that hasn't been done yet but could be?
Haachama is an illegitimate child of Gordon Ramsay who was cast out of the family because of the abhorrent cooking.
>>29307427>impregnated I wish
>>29307559Don't need to speak the same language. Just do an off-collab where Polka brings a bag of her favorite instruments and they just fuck around with them for two hours without saying a single word. It would be kino.
>>29307493>Ame finally caves in and play Among Us>is crewmate>instantly gets killed everytime>in game chat circlejerks with stupid 4chan memes as Ame freaks out in the background for not being able to do anythingAme already saw this future
>>29307129Yo cunt dont insult ghetto desserts, I'll help Aussie to beat your ass. in Russia we have smth similar and its White bread, butter, and sugar sprinkled on top.
>>29307514>it's realWhere is Kaguya luna...
Who will be the first EN to get graduated, and why?
>>29307520Thank you ZerovsNight
>>29307566
>>29307583shes literally Ame wtf
>>29307505Surprisingly enough there are as many shithead faggots as one would think. At least not to the extent that they'd bother going through the motions to do this.
>needing a script to join a streamer's game filters out retards who would ruin itfree market deregulation wins again
>>29307610Yagoo
>>29307575Messi
>>29307597workout streams since Kiara will be getting a treadmill in the future I want to see her do a zatsudan while running on it
>>29307610Nene, cause she doxxed herself
>>29307406I can see it working well with members.
>>29307418Only 7 participants aside, this looks like a pretty powerful lineup
>>29307585It should be enough for a collab considering that Ame managed to colalb with RBC, but I wouldn't say that Mori's speaking is just fine. She started doing her reps at least.
>>29307558i was like that for the first few months as well, 4 hours a day starts to take it's toll on you
>>29307541On a serious note, I wonder if she'll ever organize a vtuber equivalent of the cypher where she had 9 fucking guest artists all on one song. That would be pretty cool.
>>29307583Imagine getting cucked by a massive retard
>>29307610honestly, i see mori being first for saying something extremely yabai.either that or polka graduates herself from life
>>29307610MoriShe will slap Matsuri in front of Yagoo
>>29307613NP bro, glad she checks all the messages on her twitter.
>>29307618Well if she does stream it we will see.
>>29307494Ame mention took 16 minutes this time.Wants to watch Elf as a Christmas collab with "someone". Still can't focus on one task for more than 10 minutes but at least she's bouncing between actually building things. Stripped on stream because she got sweaty. Wants a greenhouse with lots of different vegetables and fruits.May have ran from her family and she wonders if they even miss her. Cracked her back on stream.Talked about her toes.Is into shearing trees.Played Theahtyrhtyrherytrythm Final Fantasy demo over and over because she was too poor to buy it.
>>29307558I had a dream where I woke up and checked clover on my phone and was scrolling through the thread and people were discussing a career ending yab from one of the girls. I was really fucking depressing...
>>29307580good one
>>29307644so has the "polka is like super lonely" narrative now evolved into "polka is gonna khs"
>>29307603As fun as this would be>polka leaving her attic>ever
>>29306394I relate to gura because I was also poor as bricks for most of my life, I just wasn't able to play it up by being an autistic meme anime girl
>>29307552>>29307604
>>29307668have you seen her member streams.
>>29307610In 20 years Kiara's neck problems will become bad enough for her to retire. Freshly debuted EN-40 members will have a breakdown at the graduation ceremony.
thinking about fingering gura's gills again
>>29307667what if Mori wants to do an off-collab with her?
>>29307672no im not a member bcuz im a filthy eop
>>29306394wrong thread
How would Haachama fare at this school?
>Haachama probably only lives 2 hours away from meI'm concerned a major fire is going to start because of her
>>29307672More like menhera streams
Absolute madman who added Haachama to Teamup schedule...You are incredibly based, now do Polka too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDVUdMEX4Yc
>>29307465True, but it's the only game that came to mind. I almost didn't post it.
>>29307539Just think of what could of been if they allowed Ai to collab more. Any girl in Hololive would love a chance to collab with her.
>breed Haachama>all of your kids inherit her retard genes>BUT they also inherit her superhuman ability to avoid food poisoningIs it worth it?
I actually love Polka. Give it to me straight bros, is she going to be ok? What does she say on her member only streams?
>>29307640I mean, Mori has out right said that she WILL collab with indies so its just a matter of time
>>29307670Nothing is stopping you from starting now, except yourself
>>29307698ogeyyyy RRAT
>>29306394the image always gives me the feels but nigga if you think im reading that shit...
>>29307673kusa
>>29307680her member streams are basically like when kiara had that rant about depression, except instead of ending on a happy note, it just keeps getting more and more depressing and it lasts for hours.
>>29307622That would just tire her even faster anon, and she already has 0 stamina to begin with.
>Rotating radio transients (RRATs) are sources of short, moderately bright, radio pulses, which were first discovered in 2006.[1] RRATs are thought to be pulsars, i.e. rotating magnetised neutron stars which emit more sporadically and/or with higher pulse-to-pulse variability than the bulk of the known pulsars. The working definition of what a RRAT is, is a pulsar which is more easily discoverable in a search for bright single pulses, as opposed to in Fourier domain searches so that 'RRAT' is little more than a label (of how they are discovered) and does not represent a distinct class of objects from pulsars. As of March 2015 over 100 have been reported.[2]
>>29307667Just need to have Mori order her in her Domme voice. Only works once before she shows up and realizes our boy is a total dork and an M through and through, but no way Polka would turn down her gaijin reaper.
>>29306727It's tame compared to sweet sunday ramen and sleepy time chicken
>>29307682GRADUATION
>>29307687Polka hasn't done english streams yet. And she's not posting a schedule, I think.
>>29307685Go tell her that.
>>29307685I think she is going to Japan soon? use your time wisely.
>>29307687>now do Polka toowhen she starts having English weeks then you can suggest that
>>29307711that's sadhope she gets better
>>29307689I feel like there is more to those statements than just her past online history.
>>29307687beg her to cram her reps first
>>29307713
>>29307217she's the most adventurous streamer in all of hololive
>>29307630Maybe for the first handful of times.
>>29307675Based
>>29307712it will be how she gains stamina also by zatsudan I mean moaning stream
>>29307713is this real?
>>29307685>I'm concerned a major fire is going to start because of herYuru Camp 2: Bushfire boogaloo
>>29307701>believing Mori's liesI mean, I don't even think that she means to deceive. Things just don't work out and she forgets about them.
>>29307732The more I learn about each of these girls the more I feel sad for them.
>>29307677Even that would be hard, Polka is a hikikomori.
>>29307701Oh yea, I'm looking forward to it since Rene and Riri are both pleasant to listen to. I'm just wondering if she'll try to organize a really big group like that to try and introduce all of her friends to the world.
>>29307740outside streams when??
>>29307713So does that mean that Pekora's bunny ears can pick up these radio pulses?Do they come from her home planet?
>>29307752https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotating_radio_transient
>>29307698antis are getting to her, no way of knowing if she'll be fine
>>29307694Pretty sure Sora already Collabed with A.I.
>>29307698>is she going to be okNo, you should member her, try to drop some akas and learn japanese so you can help her.
>>29307713My new narrative is that these pulsars are sentient and are creating the narratives in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>29307687Only if she does english streams. It's only a matter of time until she does.
>HoloEN Teamup updated with Haachama's scheduleShe is really taking over HoloEN, isn't she
>>29307687Haachama is an exception because of her EN Gen 0 shtick and having a whole schedule of EN streams
>>29307769Yep.
>>29307675And they just got fucked by her... I feel bad
>>29307739>>29307748>>29307752>>29307769https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotating_radio_transient
>>29307784Hot
>>29307759>Polka invites Mori over for an "off collab" to her house>Mori never leaves
Please rescue Polka somehow guys
each week Ina posts her schedule later and later
>>29307687I love our clown, but everyone is right that she doesn't do enough English streams yet to warrant it.
>>29307780Waiting for Coco in the future and the IDsGlad that Haachama is going places with the EN audience
>>29307767>haachama going to sum bumfuck nowhere in Queensland and streaming outside
>>29307780She's making a real effort
>>29307781Haachama is indeed an exception.>>29307721>>29307729>>29307779But what are the chances Polka will pull the Korone trigger and do some English only streams?
Ame...https://twitter.com/atahuta_/status/1327810050585456643?s=19
>>29307706>>29307772>>29307777 observed, impressive, very nice.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-you're LIES aaaaaa FUCK
Anyone else starting to believe the "Yagoo's home for broken girls" narrative the more you learn about them?
>>29307697Imagine the mayhem the new chama race could bring upon the world
>>29307156I dont watch Kiara but ill vote mario kart for you
>>29307754ehh, I wont take it as a promise. She interacts with English indies a lot on twitter tho. EVen retweeting some readhead name Zentreya doing a drum cover of the RIP song
Alright this Polka adoration was fun before you schizos started roping her in your narratives, please leave the clown alone.
>>29307767already did
>>29307803Kiara wanted to do an off collab at Polka's place but her place is so messy she declined.
>>29307818In the 45C heat, fuck...
>>29307818>Some people wish they could live in eromanga
Why are all of Ina's JP collabs canceled...
>>29307804Be the change that you want to see
PikameePikayou
>>29307808Yeah, wouldn't be surprised if she does not post it until morning.
>>29306914>for the rest of your life,So about a week?
>>29307828once you enter the rabbit hole there's no going back
>>29307828
>>29307829Yagoo realized that the best way to get his idols to connect with the broken people who'd watch them is to get broken people to be the idols.
>>29307701>Mori collabs with shillshark, and N*an>Rene and Riri have now started taking shifts waiting to see when Mori will call them
>>29307829ive read up on many of the ENs lore and backstories.some of them are FUCKED. im glad they here in hololive holy shit.
Here's your Ina schedule for the week.Monday: Break (grinding Granblue)Tuesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)Wednesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)Thursday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)
>>29307829Even the HoloStars are broken
>>29307846shes busy
>>29307829Being broken seems to pretty much be a requirement at this point.
>>29307820>But what are the chances Polka will pull the Korone trigger and do some English only streams?Very high, according to members who watched her most recent member stream. She wants to do her EN reps after she saw how much western fans like her and be Haachma 2.0.
>Retards building their own shark hats in Minecraft and @'ing Gura when she's literally been talking about how she has a blueprint and doesn't care that she does it slowly. I do think a general self-awareness and thinking capacity test should be required to be allowed to use the internet.
>>29307829Hololive is just another alt-idol group
>>29307818name change coming soon i bet
>>29307820>But what are the chances Polka will pull the Korone trigger and do some English only streams?that's on her so until then no teamup for her
>Look, you can say whatever you feel like about me>But let me guarantee you one thing>That no matter how much you hate me please, be assured>that there's no one in this world that hates me, more than me>Just sayin'Why is she like this.
>>29307860>>29307828>>29307787AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>29307860Where's that DAMN fourth rrat emerald?
>Mori plays Demon Souls remastered offlineGetting real sick of Covers permission bullshit.
>>29307767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn3DySrXfBkdone
>>29307869It never ends anon, Ina is too deep.
>>29307869>Tuesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)>Wednesday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)>Thursday: Zatsu (grinding Granblue offstream)Implying she wouldn't be grinding it on-stream as she half heartedly tries to squeeze out a sentence and pretend to be interested.
>>29307869Pretty much.
>>29307829i mean... if you aren't broken then why are you willing to spend so many hours a week playing video games and interacting with people behind a fake anime girl?not that i'm trying to be mean to the girls, that's just how it is
>>29307829So is Ina the only one of them that doesn't come from a broken household or ran off to pursue her dreams at a young age only to be met with failure?
>>29307860>pecoraho lee shit
>>29307888she has found something she hates more than herself now though?
>>29307874Being broken is a requirement to be a consistent streamer. It's not just Hololive, all of them are fucked in the head.
>>29307838Narratives is how we show our love, anon. Be glad that even our wildest narratives don't measure up to what 5ch believes. If you had tried to push that 'kiara doxxed the duck' one here, you wouldn't have even received a single (you) for such a low effort post.
>>29307655>Stripped on streamYou must be pulling my leg.
>>29307860Peko confirmed as a being of pure chaotic energy
>>29307849What is this, an elite for ants?
>>29307873>it was none of the parties faultno
>>29307225I could actually see this happening. considering Ina probably played HL2 for it's cult status in the first place.
>>29307914Yeah, her audience.
>>29307829Most nerds have baggage, we just sympathize with them more because they persevered through it instead of becoming numb like us
>>29307870Care to dump some lore?
>>29307820Polka isn't quite there yet, but she seems very interested in speaking english and interacting with the EN girls. She will do it 100% at some point.
>>29307657Koopa..
>>29307896desuwa style when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2daBn8wdQMQ
>>29307876She doesn't have a blueprint though.
>>29307884Just you wait until Kiara outdoor stream when she gets back to Austria.
>>29307895Luna's been doing that since the holocaust happened.
>>29307829The broken are the most evolved.
>>29307920nothingburgershe took off her hoodie
>>29307860no fucking way
>>29307910Looks like it.
>>29307685or a new virus pandemic outbreak
Bros.... I don't want Artia to graduate.....
>>29307939Her manager would probably fly over there in person to stop her
>>29307860w-whats the ogey method..?
>>29307924Do you think the other girls besides Ame have seen HER videos? How embarrassed do you think she is whenever they bring it up?
>mfw europoor
>>29307875>believing thisPeople in here really are retarded.
>>29307954Too bad, I do.
>>29307914Us
>>29307930dare I say, based?
The Towa of Babel
>>29307920
>>29307960you are not yet ready for this knowledge human
>>29307860There are so many fucking newfags in this thread. Jesus christ. How does this image always get a reaction
>>29307929The X labs could give us some nice screams.
Was she kicked out or did she run away?
>>29307954even without the whole taiwan thing I'd want her to graduate same for every holochinks
>>29307954Stop falseflagging the Judas bugs.
>>29307954Now she'll have so much more time to encourage her wolf warriors to hold the line.
>>29307964At least 8am haachama every day has added some regularity to my life
>>29307829can i get a short backstory of them? i know Kiara is a THOT and mori a workaholic but thats about it.
>>29307949https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_of_chaosanon only edited one character
>>29307964Ina is great for euros
>>29307941Don't forget Judenburg
NEXT MONTH???
>>29307964HoloEN gen2: europoor edititon, onegai...
>>29307975Your warnings mean nothing to me, rratposter. I am studying the ogey method as we speak.
What should Haachama cook next?
>>29307964We truly need HoloEU.
>>29306394Hey man I didn't like that ending..
Mori needs to play up the yandere gf thing Rushia does to maximize profits
>>29307888I love this disaster of a woman.
>>29307980She saw why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and then was kicked out.
>>29307964Is the watch along member only?
>>29307991OGY, rrat
>>29307954she's already planning a resurrection, shes going to be okay, anon.
>>29308001EMPANADAS!
>>29307914The masterplan to maker her love herself is working bros
>>29307964Is there a list of indies from EU that could potentially get into EN gen 2?
>>29307895666 will stream it
How do I express my love for Polka that doesn't involve money, learning nip, or simply watching her streams. 4chins is my personal think tank
>>29308002neither a language nor a country, english is european language
Is the talk show only an hour or is Mori a genuine piece of shit for scheduling like this over her friends new idea premiere?
We'll get the schedules any minute now, r-right?
Overcooked 2 at 4pm for us europoops truly is a blessing
>UUUUUOOOOOHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZWnzr3z2mM
>>29307876except every "test should be required" laws people think dream up are inevitably administrated by people the worst possible people. have to have your head in the sand about the current clusterfuck of internet law making.
>>29306910Again? Jesus.
>>29307992>Canadian girl is perfect for EU primetime>Austr(al)ian girl goes for US nowThanks, I partially hate it.
>>29308006cringe and yan dont mix thought
>>29308006Mori isn't yandere though, she's bakadere
>>29308002>HoloEUKiara transferred to represent Germans.Needs a Russian, Italian, Polish, and French.Actually, consult /int/.
I dont know if i should wake up early for that Overcooked collab, I only partially watched the last stream
i love all of the ENs, but im concernfagging now that i know how fucked some of their pasts are.
What did she mean by this?
>>29307888Mori is ayameposter after all.
>burgers go to sleep>cunnyposting stops
>>29308030Probably only an hour
>>29308006She's found her niche in shy awkward girlfriend that doesn't know what she's doing but tries her best to please you
>>29308023I'm surprised she hasn't tried this yet. Coco's roommate would stream games that were not allowed.
>>29308030yes it is, now spank mori's butt for me
>>29308031Gura said she hasn't filled anything out for it soooooooo....
>>29308030hour long probably
>>29308035good good, now make this into a sound post
>>29308036For every retard you try to keep away from something, there's an even bigger retard manning the gate.
>>29308010you mean Mori's? Probably. But its going to be released a month later regardless
>>29308014I'm so ready for thanksgiving, my mom always makes pumpkin empanadas
>>29308030M*ri is a piece of shit.
>>29307993I thought there was nothing wrong with Judenburg until I translated it and realized that it would mean Jewcastle for you.
>>29307964oh its red now, nice
>>29307156>More votes for Mario KartLame.
>>29307772>>29307917Forgive my lack of understanding of the anti's thought process., but what's causing 5ch or whoever to think ill of her above the others?
>>29308049tell me about guras so I can stop shrimping
>>29308024>How do I show my affection to someone without putting any effor in it.
>>29308033>6 AM pacific timeguess i'll diebut if ame can do it so will i
>>29307888>>29307888>that there's no one in this world that hates me, more than meHa, try thanking an akaspa on nip while on a collab with Korone
>>29308030Most first-time collabs are an hour max.
>>29308053Bongs and slavs are at work
>>29308030EnMa, supervise your girls pls
>>29308030holy batman that 2 hours is STACKED
>>29308049Well, they have an opportunity right in their hands right now. It'll be a matter of what they do with it.
>>29308051She wants the Watson Shaft too
>>29308035kek
>>29308030MORI FUCKING HATES KIARAFinally some fucking food for us fanfic writers
>>29308071I mean, their coat of arms is literally a medieval Jew.
>>29308073Sorry zoomer, more janny-tier clips inbound.
>>29308077dont know anything about gura besides the fact that shes obviously hiding a lot of emotions.i do know about ame and kiara specifically
>>29306409
>>29308027ESL-chama, your English reps.
>>29308030Only an hour, and Kiara is using her numberfag ways to boost her wife. She's gonna have JP and EN fans watching her, and then she's gonna send them all over to Mori's karaoke.
>>29306504I like that Kiara's Peko homage is being utilised now.
>>29308075the motive of the insectoid is not worth divining
I still don't know how to feel about the fact that I used to shitpost with Mori about Undertale and now she's making dosh and I'm making poor life decisions
Holy shit TEAMUP anon fixed KAIRA'S NAME
>>29308035HOLY KEK
>>29308024jizz on a picture of her face and send it to her on twitter
>>29308053Good bless America and God bless Cunny
>>29308081I wonder if the 5chfags are capable of burning an EN to the ground
>>29308030I am pretty sure that it's supposed to be an hour long.
>>29306423Amerimutts put chowmien in a wrap with orange chicken in panda express. Don't act like youre immune from this shit nigger
>>29308035fucking hell KEK
>>29308070Unless someone use Cytube to stream it like with Ina's
>>29308030I'm just going to take Mori's word and assume that I don't have the full story based on just this image. Mori and Kiara are good friends so I'm sure they talked about it first, or if Kiara asks Mori will be fine delaying by 30 minutes to an hour.
>>29308125at most, they will bully kiara into being depressed again.mori probably doesn't give a shit
>>29308030Talk show seems like something that she'll edit and premiere like the fairytale reading
>>29308057Her roommate tweeted about the possibility, but given that her animation stream never happened either, I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>29308053wtf i love america now
>>29308125>5ch vs western weaponized autism This would be a good fight.
>>29307888At what age did you stop hating yourself, anons? Does Morichama still have time to make it?
>haachama talked to someone in her room>plate clatteringshe's getting fucked by someone. FUCK
>>29307964my condolences...
>>29308111suits just work for Mori and Kiara for some reason. Same with Kaichou
>>29308053burger hereim kiara posting
>7.2mall me
>>29308159all me
>>2930803066 MINUTES
>>29308006>yanNo. It wouldn't fit with her as ya boi, it wouldn't fit with the girly side she's showing off either, and it's just unnecessary. Gimme that bakadere/deredere fusion she's got going on right now, I like it.
>>29308053Sasuga Bidenland.
>>29308024Fanart
>>29308159OH FUCK HER GRANDMA IS DOING WHAT?
>>29308065>>29308035[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F9fc3ta.mp3]Add it to whatever you want
>>29308149m-maybe the animation deep dive will be this weekend?
>>29308081Even /hlg/ doesn't care, let alone nips. It's a local forced meme.
>>29308163The best kind of posting.
>>29306567SuiseiBastet, or Bastard Tetris, a version of Tetris designed to only give you the worst pieces for the situation you're in
>>29308162Van Ripper is based as fuck and entirely correct when he said that every girl looks better in a suit.
>>29308030If a talk show, any talk show, goes over an hour, you fucked up.
>>29308145Mori seems to be well liked on 5ch despite her being the most un idol like idol in existence. They know about mostly everything
>my favorite hololives are the ones we know the least aboutthis is an indication of something but I can't quite put my finger on it
>wake upHaachama stream almost over, already on superchat reading:(
>>29308044It's not that difficult to find talents that speak more than one language in the EU and it would be a fucking success.Also replace that Polish with some Spanish representation and watch the whole spic population throwing money at Cover.
>>29308169How deep will the deredere go until her genmates have to pull her out of the trench
>>29308183BLESS YOU ANON
>tfw Haachama was my first supachatoI came super hard
>>29308053Burger here, not sleeping. I don't cunnypost but I appreciate it when it is done.
>>29308159Imagine fucking Haachama in the ass and having her parasites climb into your dick haha
>>29308177what if I can only make music
>>29308211EU would be a nightmare with how consumer laws work. That copyright bullshit that YT has wouldn't fly.
>>29308165>>29308166all me mind
>>2930695540% is pretty significant
>I need to clean myself!Imagine the smell.
>>29308228Make soundposts and/or songs
>>29308156I never stopped.
>>29308055>>29308169You do know it only played up by a little bit right
>>29308212>until her genmates have to pull her out of the trenchThey better not.
Wth? Haachama cooks in her room? She can't even use the family's kitchen?
>>29308163The best kind of posting
>>29308208Ignorance is bliss anon.
what's wrong with thanking superchats while on a collab anyway
>listen, listen>sorry if i offended anyone i'm sorry>guh>if you're offended i hope you'll forgive me>sorry>i'm gonna, i-i'll scratch on the mic a little bit for you>scrtch scrtch>how does this feel?>is it nice?Antibros, we've won... Mori finally apologized...
>>29308250Her family would immediately intervene, hell, anyone would if they saw how she was cooking.
So where are the Rural Gura fanart, or Farmer Gura? There's no excuse at this point.
>>29308044And they play HoI together
>>29308250Because she not safe there
>dmc4 vergil reps>gbf gw reps>drawing repsfriends, which path to power do i pursue today
>>29308244How would you know? You in Japan? You know her personally? You friends IRL? Besties since elementary? Or are you just talking out of your ass?
Gura... Update your schedule... Please...
>>29308250>She can't even use the family's kitchenShe's banned from it, for obvious reasons.
>>29308279dmc5se vergil reps
>>29308111Mori doesn't need the boost Kiara herself does
>>29308222anon what the fuck
>>29308230>Things that Cover should do.docx
>>29308274JP doesn't know the EN lore
>>29308284She's a burger so she's probably asleep or doing nighttime hikki things.
>>29308156Stop hating myself?
>>29308284A GurAme stream please...Guraaaa....you're my last hope...
>>29308246At the rate she's going it'll be a month before she just brings her phone and laptop to an actual restaurant and starts feeding us real food.
Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia!
>>29308222Fitting, for an Australian:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s
>>29308265I just want her to stop fucking up. That's all I'm asking for.
>>29308312Ame's already got a full schedule - girl is triple dipping on some days, so I think this might be a bad week for it
>The asmr streamWhat the fuck, no one told me Mori was this cute.
>>29308317>those thighs
>>29308222I remember seeing a hentai like this
>>29308265okay....now what?
>>29308265Imagine Mori's light pink nails lightly scratching against your skin.>>29308279Abandon GBF like I did. Fuck cygames.
>>29308162They are the "mature" girls of the squad, suits are pretty fitting
>>29306567InaWarcraft 3 customs
>>29308295Kiara numberfags for her friends as well, anon. Just because she has the touch of Germanic autism that makes her care about numbers doesn't mean she means anything bad by it. She's always the first to congratulate any Holo on hitting a milestone.
why does mori hate haachama
>>29308183Dont have any good pics for it so this will have to do, thanks anon!
NOTHING will ever top Miko's GTA, Gura's karaoke, and Polka's Among Us streams. and mori's asmr/sleepy streamThey simply reach beyond the medium.
>>29308222>Fuck Haachama in the ass>Ass worms starts to crawl up your dick>Haachama "OOOOOHHH!! YUMMIE YUMMIE BUM WOAMS!">She just snatches one from your dick and gulps it down>She now has more energy to impale herself on your dickWin
>>29308344Oh god my fucking ears
>>29308327gap moe is too much.
>>29308347>29308347Haachamasmr is better
>>29308340>she picks up wc3>reforgedyeah i'd rather not...
>>29308316Nah, she's much more likely to rent out a VIP room at a club and take us drinking while listening to a show.
>>29308279Stop playing Gacha Anon
>>29308327>cuteMori is a cool and kakkoi reaper. She isn't "cute" or "kawaii"
>>29308316>as a homage to her first date with the chat, she sneaks in her own Hot Pockets
Haachama!
>>29308265She addressed several points I cared about in this stream. Schizos can continue seething and writing their fanfics.
>>29307514Is Gamer Ai the same person as base Ai?
>>29308366Mori is a real bitch ass nigga.
>>29308328No...noooo....she has only one Valorant stream on Wednesday...ther's a chance, right?
>>29308347Still waiting for idol Kiara unleashed.
>>29308327Nobody knew she could be this cute. The spa date combined with the English "dating" stream broke something within her and she's gone from 75% tomboy to 90% cute deredere girl
>>29308343Haachama is Mori but not Mori
>>29306567InaUplink or Sid Meier's Pirates.
>>29308343Because despite all odds, Haachama has yet to die via food poisoning. It's baffling, really.
>>29308379God I fucking hate this insufferable cunt
>>29308347Am I the only one who liked the date stream more then the sleepy reaper? She was adorable in both, but the fakeouts and shitposting she did during the date made it so much more fun.
>>29308352>"OOOOOHHH!! YUMMIE YUMMIE BUM WOAMS!"I can hear this very clearly in my head and I really wish I couldn't.
>>29308355It's eerily like when my ex and I used to lay in bed and chat about stuff. Fuck this gay earth.
I love you takos!
>>29307989Gura's an aspiring voice actor that stumbled into success with her shitposting talents that carried herself out her intended career and social circles. Now she's doing round 2 in HoloEN, but hopefully with the character that she wanted to play rather than one that was forced onto her by the audience.Not really "broken" per se.
>>29308379This guy is fucking annoying but at least if he ever covers any type of news he gets right to the point. People like Hero Hei will milk the shit out of any drama he can.
>>29307895I really hope she delivers
>>29308383>5k on a rest daycannot will not stop
>>29308293gotta wait a few more weeks for that, sadly
>>29308383>MoriAme gap has increased to 23k now
>>29308352KEK
>>29308347>spoilerdesu it wasnt asmr but it was pure kino
Ina is literally worse than Gura. At least Gura streamed and said she's not fucking making one.
Hokkaido Redemption Arc, onegai!
>>29308386Yes. Both channels are fully under control by the same person, the original now. The spinoffs got booted to their own channel and don't even use the AI-chan avatar anymore.
>>29308383How the fuck is Gura still rising?It's insane.Bless her
>>29308410I love all takodachis too! And i'm not afraid to admit it!
>>29308230It's not as autistic as Japan's copyright laws though
>>29308327>Pre Spa date zatsudans>Mori drinking loudly, banging pots and pans, heavy GUHs, shouting etc>Post Spa date zatsudans>Talking about getting her nails painted, soft giggling at night, talking about learning to like herself more etcWhat the fuck did Kiara do to her?
>>29308383EN minecraft is one hell of a drug. She got alot of new Haatons yesterday as well. Also, what’s causing Shion and Watame’s increase?
>>29308327But I've been saying this every day.
>>29308422Yeah Shion's pretty good
>>29308366>She isn't "cute" or "kawaii"I strongly disagree. If anything, Mori is cuter than I ever gave her credit for before. That ASMR/zatsudan was lethal.
>>29308407me too
>>29308441Fucked the autist out of her
>>29308414What did her family friendly channel entail?Sounds cute
>>29308428Delta...
>>29308434She deserves it but she also has the YT algorithm favoring her.
>>29308432Really? I thought gamer AI is still a different person. I can't keep up with these changes...
>>29308441Told her to actually fucking sleep instead of killing herself slowly.
>>29308342What if Kiara numberfagging is just a cultural misunderstanding and all you people being triggered by it is just cultural shock
>>29308347>Gura's karaokeWhat about Gura's live2d reveal karaoke milestone celebration followed by "one more thing" 3D concert?who am I kidding she doesn't have the stamina yet
>>29308410Thanks bro, same here.
>>29308366t.
>>29308383Is there a good reason to subscribe to Hololive Official?
>>29308441I don't think it was anything lewd. Maybe she convinced her to open up her feminine side.
Mori/Gura drunk collab when
>>29308441Probably gushed over how cute she thought Mori was.
>>29308441>"Have you tried relaxing, sleeping at normal hours, and generally not working yourself to death every day?">"I don't understand a single word you just said, kusotori."
>>29308441Forced feminisationNow she's only allowed to wear petticoats and frills
>>29308424neither of them care, so you probably shouldn't either.
>>29308466Don't worry, the entire thing was and still is a giant clusterfuck.
>Calli suddenly acting cute ever since she got a boyfriendRelationships really change people...
>>29307687Hey schedule anon, I really appreciate what you are doing. My two cents about including others is that you could add a "Guest" and put any english only streams there from various JP holos.
how is there still no barefoot holo
>decide to check out a Holostars stream because dead hours>400 viewersbros...
>>29308465>m-muh algorithm
>>29307914Yes, Hololive
>>29308488Oh no.. Bimbofication is my fetish...
>>29308468But anon that's always been the case Her German autism has to manifest itself somehow.
>>29308488>Everyone thinks that Mori is going to get a rapper or teacher outfit for her first alternate>It'll actually be gothic lolita
>>29308410How do Takos have sex?
>>29308453i hope she does it more, it was hella comfy
>>29308492>boyfriendGirlfirend and yeah they do
>>29308468OH MY GODAFTER WHAT THE JEWS CLAIMED WITH THE SIX MILLION KIARA IS NOW KEEPING BETTER COUNT OF THINGS WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO PERFECT
>>29308479I kinda want it but at the same time I don't want people to get a taste for drunk Gura and start demanding more of it.
>>29308327Of course whores can be cute.
>Amelia>pic related
>>29308492Nobody can beat the cock, not the cock.
>>29308379Why can't the cancel fuckers come for this shitstain?
>>29308441>Hey Calli, why don't you sleep 4 extra hours everyday? I'm sure it wil work wonders for your mental health>that's kinda weird but sure I'll try it out Kiara
>>29308512We need a goth lolita costum.
>>29308474Do you think a collab with Mori would shatter or only reinforce her delusions?
>>29308514They reproduce by budding. Each Tako is just a clone of the original one Ina made with her eldritch powers.
>>29308479Gura has been doing better staying sober and defeating her crippling alcoholism why would you suggest this
>>29308414I'm upset I'll never get to know what the original channel had.
>>29308492Mori, you gotta stop calling the chat your boyfriend. Or continue, I don't mind.
>>29308434There are a lot of people clipping her so there is that too.
>>29308512Nah, just lolita.Big bonnets, pink dresses, frills, ribbons etc
>>29308514Well there was that drawing of a tako with a big penis...
>>29308444Shion just came back from a break & revealed a new costume, so she's probably getting increased viewership
>>29308475Weird japanese style skits and see Yomemi get tentacled
>>29308441She mentioned in some early streams that she did like girly stuff, but never had the chance to indulge in it before
>>29308540Shatter, but she'll fall in love even harder
>>29308551I have an actual boyfriend...
>>29308540I don't know but I want to find out
>>29308512Well she does like Madoka a lot, so I can see that happening. I'd still like to see a sensei costume though.
>>29308555Yea, but cock goes where?
>>29308488Hot
>>29308571Anon, that's gay
>>29308571Sure you do...
>>29308468Wait... that make sense
>>29308571Morichama, please...
>>29308571Fag
>>29308571Mori...
There's a drawing of a Tako for that as well. Under them.
>>29308571We're not your boyfriend Mori it's unhealthy
>>29308327That's bullshit, we've been talking about her gap moe forever.
>>29308571LONDON
>>29308502Don't go down the indie hole its even more depressing
Mori should NOT have done that sleepy stream. I used to dislike her and now I'm in love I can't believe she's this cute!This is NOT what she should be doing with her life--appealing to degenerates like me!
Friend...https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1328614382645854209
>>29308444Watame has been building a cult for months, she just streamed/streams a fuckton. Being a good (and prolific) singer helps a lot too.
>>29308279>wanted to do either my RFA reps or my GG Xrd reps after Gura's stream>brother interrupted me to ask about my DnD character>by the time that was done, haachama started streaming>it is now 3amgod damnit...
>>29308603Topsis...
>>29308603Going down the indie hole is dangerous because you'll start to fall into the grooming hole like the sad fuckers in /vyt/.
>>29308616grooming? what?
>>29308444Shion has started back up again and got a new costume. Watame had an almost 7 hour Minecraft stream and an before that utawaku, both of which are incline streams for her.>>29308466Nozomi Kasuga was the original Kizuna Ai. They made a game channel for her after her Inside stream did really well. At some point, the company that owned Ai-chan got pissed with her for whatever reason and brought on clones that did their best impersonation of her. The fact that the company was trying to push Nozomi out came to light and a huge backlash on the company began. Eventually, Nozomi got the rights to Ai-chan by herself. The clones still work for the company (I think), but now the Kizuna Ai channels are 100% Nozomi Kosugi. Unfortunately, the whole incident fucked the channels growth.
>>29308571>no post above this post with a downward arrow telling me it's Calliope MoriYeah, nice try impostor, you're not her
>>29308502>>29308603I remember I joined some Indies stream who only had 4 viewers. She instantly greeted me and was excited. Even read out my name from the users in chat list.I panicked and instantly left. I keep wondering if she felt bad over it.
if Gura really does respect Mori as anons claim without any proof, why doesn't she collab with her more often?
>>29308559>dive head-first into a predominantly male music genre>it's a dead and foreign music genre at that>changed her mannerisms to more properly fit in with the scene>finally has a chance to let loose and act as girly and cute as she wants without any worries
>>29308611
>>29308379>i showed you my dick please answer mewe got an excuse to get him suspended/banned boys
How come everyone always shits on Kiara when she's basically single handedly responsible for opening the door for all EN/JP collabs?
>>29308571We're going to ruin you for other men, Mori.
>>29308638Gura's first choice for collabs will always be Ame.
>>29308616I posted in /vyt/ once and they told me to fuck off back to /hlg/
>>29308638Are you calling Gura a liar?
>>29308407same, anon, and it kills me
>>29308637I'd leave too anon. It's pretty rude for a streamer to call out a lurker.
>>29308637Stuff like this is why I don't look in on indies. I don't want them to get attached to me and feel bad if I ever stop coming around.
>>29308638She's done Bitchin Kitchin with her multiple times anon
>>29308648>everyoneIt's just /cgl/ trannies and elevens
>>29308637anon....your social anxiety reps.....its even affecting you on the internet.....
>>29308648She's the easiest target since she takes antis the most personally.
>>29308577The takloaca
>>29308648some people are dead inside anon.
>>29308652>why isn't he giving me akasupas everyday...>he doesn't even want to listen to my kazoo solos...
>>29308637She graduated after that very stream, anon
>>29308648People are dumb. That is a Shark fact.
>>29308053
>>29308549this is going to torture me for the rest of the night. her voice acting of the weird bespectacled hedgehog thing was pretty cute.
>>29308502Aruran usually gets those numbers or less and hes playing Apex on top of thatAstel has trouble holding onto his viewers since everyone who watches him knows he tends to go on for hours. His viewers usually come out for his utawakus
>>29308638Time zones are bitch. It's also not a claim by anon, it's the words right out of her mouth. https://streamable.com/0e7unq
>Ina got blacklisted from genmate collabs now too and is redoing her schedule
>>29308571Mori please, don't delude yourself like this, it can't be healthy for you...
>>29308648Because her schizo fans like you whine constantly about harassments you invented in your head.
>>29308624Thanks for the clarification. I've heard about that but thought it was just rumors...
>>29308638But she collabed with Cali more than Kiara and Ina combines?
>>29308648Its just a handful of schizos and /cgl/ trannies
>>29308611holostarsEN is looking farther and farther away
>>29308637FUCK YOU
>>29308648Antis know she takes it the hardest so they focus on her.
>>29308648Stop trying to bait antis
>>29308638Aside from all the "narratives" floating around, the most likely reason is that Mori is too busy with roommate stuff, and the time difference between the two of them are just prohibitive for many collabs
>>29308585>noisy>extroverted>overly emotional>non-stop fantasies>a messno wonder she left so quickly
>>29308648Were JP collabs never ever going to happen without her?
>>29308648She is basically a Rooster Teeth level shipper
>>29308502Why would anyone watch a gay dude?
Maybe this money is better spent on hookers...
>>29308366Mori embracing her cute will eventually reinforce her cool. As in she will go from cringe bro cool to "handsome" cool beauty people expected from her.
>>29308713I never understood the double barrel pistol.
>>29308700s-shes lying
>deadbeats going from ghostlings to realizing her attachment to chat is already getting unhealthy in less than a dayYou people move quick
Is Mori doing a GFE or is she trying to bait chat into acting out her BFE
>>29308648The only JP/EN collab that happened thanks to her is the Amon9us collab though. Literally every single other collab she organized it was just her. A bunch of JP/EN collabs happened without her too.
>>29308637Someone mentioned an indie who was advertising on youtube last night.She got about 750k views on the one video she advertised, but was streaming when I looked with about 80.I realise that success is rare and failing artists are hardly new, but it's so rough to see it laid out so blatantly, so easily comparable, with such a large gap between the successful and the failing.
>>29306394>>drama happens and most of your friends abandon you. BL3 comes outwhat was this? drama with HER?
just woke up what did I miss during gura's stream?
>>29308514
>>29308756I'm not deluded enough to think that Mori doesn't have a boyfriend.
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1328625196467580928
KINOKART IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYShttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328625257276534784
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1328625257276534784
>>29308703I-Ina ina inaaaaa...
>>29308640No, she had some stuff go on during her formative years that totally ruined the idea of her being cute or feminine long before she decided to spit fire or move to the land of the rising sun. The fact that she's starting to believe us when we tell her that she's cute is either going to be very healthy for her if she can internalize it, or very bad if she develops even more of a parasocial relationship with chat then she already has.t. Trust me, this isn't a narrative, but there's no need for me to share the source since she doesn't want it to be public knowledge.
>>29308776>literally ear fuckingI never even knew that. Holy shit this is amazing.
>>29308466Here's handy guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOvxwAKp2E
>>29308624>Eventually, Nozomi got the rights to Ai-chan by herself. The clones still work for the company (I think), but now the Kizuna Ai channels are 100% Nozomi Kosugi.Kizuna Ai is now owned by a subsidary where Nozomi is on the board. Nozomi also had a personal channel for a few months, where she made a statement and did a few videos (tl;dr: she's not ponkotsu; just a cute hag).Of the 4 AIs: OG has both channels now, one of them got a mommy-energy avatar and is still streaming, one got a tomboy avatar and then retired and the chinese one is... still the chinese one, I think.
>>29308637don't feel too bad anon, all the advice i've ever heard from successful streamers starts with "never call out new viewers or new followers" so she was doing something wrong as well
>>29308782>>29308788What happened to Member's Only Masturbation bros?
>>29308710the nips are starting to notice too
>>29308782>>29308788>No Titan FallI'm a little sad
>>29308782InAmebros...
>>29308782>>29308788Finally.
>>29308648>the collab ban ending will lift her to the top!!!>still 36k behind Ina
>>29308782Bless you Ina, thanks for the EU friendly streams
>>29308758Yes
>>29308782>>29308788>2x breaks
>>29307434How does #MoriRene sound? ;)
>>29308782Eyyyy she's alive!
>>29308782>2 Half-Life 2 streamsHuh? No Titanfall 2?>Another HoloEN collabNice, I wonder what they're gonna play.
>>29308795I see. Guess I learned something today then.
>>29308758yeah
>HoloEN five member collabs are backFUCKING FINALLY
Ever since discovering hololive I haven't fapped at all.
>>29308793Gorilla in deadest of hours... Chicken...
>>29308790>>29308793>in one hourMY FUCKING SLEEP REPS AAAAAAA
Perfect. Time for groceries.
>>29308816it's an expression of pain...
>>29308834She said she wont play TF2 because Ame wants to play it.
watching the gura minecraft vod is so painful. was the thread having a meltdown like her chat?
https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29308637Reminder there exists an alternate universe where that indie Vtuber is your hololive oshi.
>>29308782>>29308788>>29308816>no EN collabsshe just wants to grind gatcha in peace
>>29308834>>29308817Ina specifically said that she's going to hold off on Titanfall 2 if Ame wants to play it, since FPS games are the latter's bread and butter and she doesn't want to steal her thunder.
>>29308782>playing random gameswhat games do you masturbate with?
>>29308782Just four more days of autism wars...
>>29308855Perfect excuse for a collab anon
>>29308782>>29308788Those 12 pm adn 11 am dates brake my balls...
>>29308616God I still remember the times where they sperg against Eilene's sycophants and Kizuna vs Luna vs Siro vs whoever the fuck were mooning at that time numberfagging. Nowadays the thread is just sad and desolate like thw baacharus they endlessly shill in there. God I miss that era. I definitely miss the Eilene shitposting
>>29308795Hope for the former, fear for and expect the latter I guess
>>29308859Thank you soundanon, I missed her voice
>>29308849>2 AM streamrev up your coffee makers
>>29308877Yeah, she even said she would love to collab with Ame on TF2 after she plays it.
>>29308873Koikatsu
>>29308790>>29308793Its time
>>29308864>no EN collabsAnon, your eye reps
>>29308816actually seems like she's pretty down. no creativity at all in that schedule
>>29308053Burger here, here you go anon. Now I should head to bed since its 4am
>>29308790>>29308793I haven't watched her previous MKart streams before, anything I should know?
>>29308782>2 breaksThat's too bad, but maybe minecraft guerilla will happen.
>>29308758>arcade where she managed to win a match>restaurant where she snuck in her own food and fed it to chat>confronted by loud angry dude and told chat to defend her honorShe literally did a stream where she forced chat to act out her dream date.
>>29308845I used to be the same, then I found Haachama and now I fap to her like 3-4 times a day, I need help.
>>29308788>>29308782
Take it slowly this book is dangerous. Ready?
>>29308811Why does Gura not wear pants or a skirt?
>>29308782>>29308788>Almost all her streams are EU prime timeJe t'aime Ina. Kiara can go fuck her numbers if she likes them so much.
>>29308859>>29308782>>29308788Those EU friendly hours holy shitI'm born in flames and have been blessed.
>>29308795glad you could be so honest about it, Mori
>>29306567gurawest of loathing
>>29308816> T W O half-lifeBitch wants to make sure she beats the game
>>29308909The chat genuflecting to Ghost Rider or trying to bribe him to go away was genuinely the funniest fucking chat interaction I've seen in EN so far.
>>29308902She is awful at driving and her KFP employees will randomly throw for her or completely destroy her. It's pure chaos
>no more pinponpanponI don't wanna live anymore what's the point of all this
>>29308441>>29308640Not shitting on her, but I genuinely want to know if it was mentioned by her in any form.Does Mori have little bit of Autism? Albeit very high functioning? I mean everyone's on the spectrum in some shape or form nowadays.But something about listening her compared to all the other Holo.At first I thought it was just her "nerves" messing with her, along with having to balance her "character persona" but after awhile...
>>29308920Easy access
>>29308656Everyone in /vyt/ has the ability to look at your poster ID.
>>29308902Don't be surprised if the curses a lot
>>29308855>>29308871Ina's so nice. I wonder if she's gonna move onto the Episodes next then.
>>29308612So how long until hololive watching compounds start cropping up where people watch their idols together?
>>29308902All you need to know is that it will be fucking great.https://streamable.com/3v4f7d
>>29308892sorry I meant>no EN or JP duo/trio/any collabs except the untiy one
>>29308758Both. She gives the people what they want and gets to live out the fantasies she's been kicking around for who knows how long. It's a symbiotic relationship.
>>29308788>>29308782>2 breaksFUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU>2 half lifes 2'sI LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>29308909Lately Mori feels like a tomboy who always wanted to be a princess instead. I thought those only existed in fiction.
>>29308936>inb4 she doesn't know about the episodeswouldn't put it past her, she didn't know about headcrabs
>>29308937She has genuinely good ideas, she just needs to get her shit together as a Hololive streamer.
>>29308895Enma said she couldn't do a members only masturbation stream, and she didn't think non members deserved it
>>29308960I've seen the Mario Sunshine streams.
>>29308648Yeah like Ina getting all of those JP collabs.
Chumbuds,Teammates,Deadbeats,Takodachis,You'll be there for Kiara's stream, right? I promise I'll be there when your oshi streams... so please please come and watch Kiara...
>>29308880She's stronger then people realize, she just hasn't had her sob story dragged out into the public like Kiara and Ame. Probably goes back to what she was talking about in that Sick song, where she doesn't want to get fans by airing her issues.
>Ina is gonna play 51 clubhouse games by herselfIna...
>>29308964>"I'm not paying you but you gotta do your job" followed by the "weeee"Kills me every time
>>29308991fuck you these are horrible streaming hoursof course i'll be there
>>29308952She has imposter syndrome and doesn't think too highly of herself. All the compliments people gave her in the asmr stream you could tell she was enjoying them.
>>29308991You can't even spell Teamate right.
>>29308991No begging, fag. KFP only kneels for 10chou.
>>29308995I hope she does viewer participation, at least.
>>29308795Is there any way to course correct if the parasocial effect starts ramping up, though?
>>29308724Yeah, originally Cover was adamant about keeping EN and JP as their own separate spheres and not having them interact at all. Kiara went behind Cover's back and started talking to the JP talents and setting stuff up before this could really get set in stone.
>>29308952>Does Mori have little bit of Autism?you need to be a special breed of autistic to do the shit she has done for the past 4 years. Its passion autism but autism none the less
>>29308936>BitchPlease refrain from using such words when addressing the priestess.
>>29308991ill watch her after she gets a new outfit and she drops the fast food theme
>>29308703>>29308782>This is partially trueFUCK
mori keeps fucking up but it always ends in her fair. her streams are shitshows which makes them fun to watch.
>>29308991ill be there for the archive since its 3 in the morning for me
>>29308902Hitler may or may not make a guest appearance.
>>29308930Nah, just someone who's very dedicated to doing my narrative breaking and white hat cyberstalking reps.
>>29308991Of course I will, I always watch Kiara when I can
>>29308991Fuck off, falseflagger
>>29308991I always tune into other HoloEN streams when Ina isn't streaming. Sometimes I just have them in the background while doing my reps. At the very least I have all streams running after leaving a like to boost the algorithm.
>>29308970People usually get two days off from work anon.
>>29308816>Ina will be the first to see Haachama's castleNeat
>>29308991Sorry Kiara, you have been replaced by Ina as the designated EU streamer.
>>29309045playing video games isn't a real job anonchama
>>29308952Nobody who takes on VTubing as a living and is actually successful at it has a brain that functions normally.
>>29309058Tard wrangling is
>>29308546I made this edit for you
>>29308991Fine, just because you asked nicely
>>29308991I haven't missed a single Kiara stream and I don't plan on breaking that record
Is Austria actually a nice country? People always tell me that it's like a poor man's Germany.
>>29309058>*makes more money than you ever will by playing a shitty shark game and going shaaark*
>>29308991Eurobrochama...
>>29308977Even if she did I doubt she'd continue. She already showed regrets about not playing HL1/Black Mesa because she has 0 fucking clue what's going on in HL2 except that she's Gordan Freeman.>>29309058She has another job outside of streaming.
>>29308549>>29308697You really aren't missing much.
>>29308991all of us in this thread * 2 wouldn't be enough to make a chance but i guess i can leave youtube open while i sleep
>>29308991I watch everyone except mori!
>>29308991I watch all of Kiara's streams except for Sakuna. Sorry, it's just intensely boring.
>>29309011Have there been any cases of chat course correcting a reverse parasocial relationship?It's not like we can just break up with her in a coordinated SC storm or can we
>>29309086It's beautiful
>>29309077Imagine resting with Ina like this, just snoozing and listening to her hum.
>Ina playing clubhouse 51 games by herselfSomeone, please collab with her...
>>29308991I'll watch Marine
>>29308912Why does the teamup calendar have the EN collab as Don't Starve Together?That's a fucking terrible game for a 90 min collab with a bunch of girls who won't understand how to play.
>>29309058Neither is drawing furry pornography but people do it and earn more money than you ever will anon.
>>29309086The people are apparently nicerThey also have mountains and scenery
>>29308782>Solo Clubhouse 51this hurts
>>29308902She is not good at the game, she swears a fuck ton, and begs her viewers to throw (and they almost never do). And despite some of that sounding horrible, it's fucking hilarious and among her best streams. Her first stream turned people from hating on her to liking her or at least not thinking she should graduate to show how strong these streams are.https://streamable.com/f7z05i>>29308991It's 4 AM and I was about to go to bed, but I'm not bout to miss a Kiara Mario Kart stream.
>>29309100based
>>29308978A lot of it is stuff I chalk up to general inexperience as a live streamer. Literally every other member of EN had some experience beforehand so it makes her inexperience all the more glaring. She's getting better but it's a learning process that doesn't just click overnight, especially if you develop bad habits.
>>29308816Finally. I wonder what random games she will be playing.
>>29308441Kiara is the Sith Lord.
>>29309006>>29309007>>29309036>>29309038>>29309020>>29309055>>29309009>>29309026>>29309037>>29309103>>29309077>>29309079>>29309090>>29309099>>29309112>>2930910010q, hopefully this will dissuade her from prematurely graduating...
>>29308991gotta see the Tower of Babel collapse again live
>>29309122est neet hours
>>29309127see >>29309121>>29308995
>>29309086It's a less depressing Germany
>>29309111Why is she being excluded so hard?Even her more successful younger sister Gura cannot help her out?
>>29309121She said she wants to play it to learn some of the new games she didnt play. Learn the rules, practice for collabs.
>>29309104I'm not breaking her heart, I can't, sorry man.
>>29308053I living in cunnyland but I can't post it at work, sorry.
>>29309058>streaming is just playing video gamescool, why aren't you making a living that way anon?
>>29308782>>29308816Ina...
Did anyone here seriously start learning German thanks to Kiara?
>>29309038Based.. As a KFP Jannie I do it for Ina and the rest of holoEN. And that includes Polka.
>>29308952She sometimes can't hold a proper conversation on stream. I do that too irl. Actual mild autism.
>>29308991This is one of the few times I'll be able to actually catch a Kiara stream so yes, I'll watch it before bed.
>>29309034based but please for the love of god keep everything to yourself
>>29309068Subaru is a pretty huge normalfag, as much as I love her. She just has a bit of baggage.
>>29309086A bit more traditional with less retarded ruling politicians compared to Krautland. They are alright. Also alpine scenery which is simply beautiful.
>>29308790>>29308793I want Kiara to shift gears with my joystick
>>29309139>that formattingNevermind.
Haachama is so cute. I'm going to make her into my daughter-wife.
>>29308991No.
>>29309111My fucking heart man... She doesn't deserve this...
>>29309139>that awful post quotingNever mind 4chan, are you even from this planet?
>>29309086switzerland scenery but you don't get jewed over
>>29308975>People always told me that the anime girl of my dreams doesn't exist>finally find the girl cherry picked to my tastes>she's across the world and is heavily autisticWhy are all the autistic weeb girls around me fat/anorexic obnoxious cunts with potato faces? Why can't i have a Mori? Why must you do this god?
>>29309034I appreciate your intent, but keep that shit under tight wrap, for the good of everyone involved.
Can't she invite Nene at least?
>>29309111Ina mentioned in her last stream that she will do solo 51 to learn rules for games she never did before.
>>29308952Yes, but probably not in the way you think. Actual high functioning autists are exactly the kind of people to set up a character for themselves and let it completely overtake them. One of the most common parts of an actual autists thought process is that everything must adhere to a fairly rigid structure, most often a chronological structure. This leads to a near obsessive devotion to "playing a character" and "keeping the story up." Because they literally can not think in any other way than a story structure, everything needs to be defined by archetype to them and if they haven't observed an archetype it doesn't exist. They literally live their lives like they're writing a story with themselves as the main character, the personality and actions of that main character might be completely seperate from their actual personality, but as long as it sticks to the story they don't care. This obviously leads to other issues such as when the story deviates too far or they become bored of their character they just break down and have to start from scratch all over again. They have no personality of their own at that point, just a collection of archetypes and tropes that they use to navigate the real world.T. Actual diagnosed high functioning autists who's had to wrangle other autists of varying functionality all his life
>>29309111She just forgot to put the name of the person she was collabing with, right guys?
>>29309149There is unironically something going on behind the scenes. No scheming inside her gen, but something beyond that. We still don't know why Cover put a JP collab ban on her for instance.
Just got back and teamup anon heard the suggestions for the schedule and updated the schedule. Basedhttps://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>29309111That's just...wow. Maybe she'll do an open invitation thing just like Mori did with Lethal League? Hopefully some of her gen-mates will drop by...
>Ina has a no collab week>gura doesn’t know what to put in her schedulewhy the fuck can’t you whores just ask each other for a collab?literally what. fucking bitches. antisocial introverted little shits. speak the FUCK up. nobody will judge you. make the first movefucking dumb bitches. if gura drops a no collab schedule tomorrow I’m fucking offing myself. Going to OD on my sleeping pills
>>29309086Vienna is a very beautiful city
>>29309104I'm not going to leave my Mori gf, anon. If we're both parasites then the solution is just for neither one of us to ever leave the other no matter what happens.
>>29309139anon how do you fuck that up
>>29308952
>>29309111Her schedule is not really friendly with any of ther members.
>>29308991Of course anon. I try my best to watch every holoEN streams except Ina when she stream at 3am. I'm sorry takodachis ;_;
Was there any interesting lore during Gura stream?
>>29309206>Fixed Kiara's last nameThank you, teamup anon
>Looper watchalong>Boondock Saints watchalongThe threads are going to be fucking amazing. Hopefully Gura puts a fun movie on her schedule to round it out.
>>29309208you do realize their schedules might not match? consider that Ina is working on something else, and she barely streams the same time as Gura anyway.
>>29309206Fubuki drew Ame?
>>29308859>HoloEN CollabHaachama will be there too right?
>>29309222she went for a run
>>29309197Fumbling around with the rules in a collab is part of the fun.It's still not a good look tako bro.
>>29308991Anon.... Kiara already graduated
>>29308952She probably is on the spectrumt. sperg
>>29309197The games are simple and you can learn the rules on the fly. Would be cool if the other girls decide to join her though...
>>29309199You forgot pick related
>>29309149"Something outside of either party's control" got her planned collabs with JPs and now (God I hope not but possibly) non-"mandatory" ENs as well. Anyone's guess what that is, but it was sad when it was just JPs, but really worrying now... not a single collab with another EN this whole week?
>>29309194It's monkeys paw, you get her but you can never have her
>>29309203Narratives?
>>29309235Yeah, Tako Ina and Gura too
>>29309238you jinxed it
>>29309222https://youtu.be/bDVUdMEX4Yc
>>29309104>Rectum, Stormtrooper, etc. all drop one last aka and then de-member in the middle of the stream
>>29309203>JP collab ban on heris this true?
>>29308895Maybe not being able to collab with JPs has something to do with it
>>29308637I got called out by Africat for staying up late. That caught me off guard a bit.
the narratives were trueIna is literally being shunned by the holoJPs just because she’s KoreanFucking nips. I’ll fucking kill them. Faggots. All of them.She fucking idolized you fucking faggots. She knew everything. Aced the collab quiz on hololive. And you faggots do this? Just because she’s Korean?Fucking nips. I’ll fucking tell my homie Biden to nuke your faggot asses. Either that or you lift your xenophobic veil and let Ina collab with you
>>29309229Is Boondock Saints another of those movies with like 387 different-length versions or can I just torrent the first one I find?
>>29309242You underestimate her autism and need for perfection. She's very self conscious about at least doing a trial run of everything.
>>29309203Is there any truth to the collab ban or is that just another narrative?It could be because she's Corean, and Japs hate Coreans
>>29308383>Four 1M Holos before the end of the yearMaybe even Baqua will be able to make it in time, holy shit.
>>29309203is this because of Yostar?
>>29309121>>29309111>>29309144>>29309154>>29309174>>29309195>>29309201https://streamable.com/x03pvbsomething spooky is going on, note how she says it's neither of the parties fault (both wanted it to happen), phrasing implies it was at least 3 collabs planned and somehow all had to be cancelled, also she avoids telling what it is, probably something yab/Cover doesn't let her tell what it is
>told myself that I'd go to sleep an hour ago>spent the following hour talking about Mori instead
>>29309208>Have we found a motive for the suicide?>Yes chief, his last posts online indicated his mounting frustration with an anime girl streamer's scheduling>Detective, what the fuck does that even mean? This job has taken it's toll on you, you're off the case
>>29308952Almost definitely. She does the whole thing we she talks like she's impersonating how normal people talk because it doesn't come naturally. It makes her very charming though.
>>29309203The closes I can think of is her roomate working for chinese gatcha companies, maybe she is the one being careful not to anger her employers.
>>29309192I can't stop laughing how the Swiss just do all of their grocery shopping in Germany due to getting fucked by local taxes. If you visit the border passes between the two countries the German side is littered with grocery stores and supermarkets while the Swiss side has at least 8 gas stations in a row.
>>29309229Looper is a shit movie except for one scene that still gives me nightmares years after I saw it.I hate the psychic super-kid trope.It's probably still worth watching for that once scene though.
>>29309260Nice, remember which stream?
>>29309203>We still don't know why Cover put a JP collab ban on her for instanceWhere is the explanation?!
>>29309277t. chinese-american
>>29309277Even Haachama :(
>>29309238You know, it would be cool to have some kind of competition (drawing with left hand+mouse, etc.) or something and Haachama would be the host and judge.
>>29309279*need for stability and no issues during streamPerfection is the wrong word here.>>29309284She is loved by 5ch at least. And many JP members mentioned wanting to collab with her. I think it's one of those new narratives /jp/ is trying to push hard.
going to bed. im gonna have to watch the kiara archive, but im sure it will be good.good night
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1328625196467580928>2 HL2 streamsShe fucking hates the game and wants to finish it ASAP
>>29308383ABSOLUTE CHAD
>>29309260What about Kiara?
>All the holopedos in one streamWtf how come no one brought this up?
>>29309295"based"
I know I said I prefer Ina solo streams and not collabs, but not like this...
>>29309295Welcome to the clan anon
>>29309303The psychic shit is the only part that drags Looper down, it's an incredibly solid film otherwise.
>>29309292God it hurts listening to her talk about it with that smile on her face.
>>29308831Oh give her a break FFShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI
>>29309335>4 singersis that a karaoke collab
>>29309335>pizza timecant make this shit up
>>29309277>Ina is literally being shunned by the holoJPs just because she’s KoreanNot wholly true, though neither it is wholly wrong. Don't forget that her roommate has some art deal thing whereby she'll draw for gacha games, and most gacha games come from China. So it might be possible that for now, in order to avoid the EN version of Coco from happening to both Ina AND her roommate, they're keeping her away from JP just for her own good
>>29309203NARRATIVE TIME>Ina got fucking PISSED at Kiara after her "EN should have been 4" moment>her meltdown was so bad that Cover decided to discreetly punish her without turning heads>only collab she could do was an already scheduled one with Ame, and the mandated EN collab
Ina banned from one on one collabs
>>29309320hey fuck you haachama would collab with ina just make ina ask her for it
>>29309278I see a theatrical and a director's cut on the torrent site and Mori hasn't answered my comment on the member post asking for which version to get, so to be safe just download both.
>>29309330Your rrats are weak, seller.
>>29309335Nene is a pedo? Based
>>29309268>>29309284If anything it might be Covering her ass, her roommate's primary job is art for gacha games and the Hololive-China shit... Cover's go-to response for controversy is to throw a blanket over it and retardedly pretend it isn't happening, they may be pretending that they can keep the bugmen from railing her/them over it if they just "lay low" for a bit.
>>29309309>>29309260Ah, found it, it was the Gura pic stream.
>>29308926And difficult JP schedule
>>29309151How about we just ask her to stay as friends for now?>>29309211I love my Mori gf too anon, but a double parasitic relationship is good for nobody
>mfw thread is setting up to shitpost about Ina in the coming week because of one schedulewhy are we like this?
>>29309284Nothing here is true. But, my narrative is that she works with chinks for her real job and she can't collab in order to preserve her career.
>>29309365But it's only Coco they're after. She can just not collab with her? That doesn't make sense.
why the fuck is this thread faster than the entirety of /a/?
Cover is such a garbage ass company (if you can even call it that). I wish we somehow just had someone competent managing them and someone who would help when chinks start spazzing out over dumb bullshit.
>>29309335>Kanata and Nene are pedosI hadn't heard this. I watched Kanata playing ShinyMas, but she didn't come off as a lolicon...
>>29309322I was going to suggest they hold a Japanese phone game like the jp girls did with English. Kiara and Haachama can be the judges like Coco and Haachama were for the other one.
I know a lot of the JP talent aren't exactly young, but are they old enough to even care about Ina being Korean? I thought that was just something old fucks cared about.
>>29309343I've been down since day 1, it just worries me how much I've been changing because of VTubers. I use to sleep at normal times and have other hobbies.
>>29309193I just wish there was a better way to get shit pulled then dropping an email to Cover and praying they sort it out. Maybe I should make a burner and send them to Mori directly.
>>29309330Well that and she finished of Hades main story
>>29308856The first hour was fine then she started to run out of thing to talk about and it was tower of friendship all over again. Now look as she avoids playing minecraft solo for a while.
>>29309387new narratives of the week
>>29309392I just use it as a chat to shoot the shit and pretend I have friends who are interested in hololive.
>>29308991I'm always there anon. If I'm awake you can count on it
>>29309387Her time will eventually come.
>>29309392best chatroom for Hololive related discussions
>>29309380>>29309389This actually makes sense desu
>>29309387not schedule, it started in her drawing stream and schedule only reinforced it
>>29309399The management on cover are a bunch of oldfucks. That's probably not the case though, probably the chinks that Ina work for are the ones behind the string.
>>29309309>>29309382Was a bit late to post the link, here it is anyways https://youtu.be/d5bDQosP4Ck>>29309334iirc she didn't drew TakaMori
>>29309329Goodnight screenshot.png poster
>Ina holds a no collab week>had all her JP collabs cancelled>nobody is asking her for a collab>Kiara said “HoloEN is better with 4” in reference to Ina It’s fucking over
>>29309208>why the fuck can’t you whores just ask each other for a collab?There's literally a Dont Starve Together EN collab, the Overcooked collab, and the KiAme chess rematch collab thsi week. Unless you're just talking about Gura and Ina specifically. Gura usually tries to do a GurAme stream, but if you look at Ame's schedule, she has about 13 of them all lined upPeople have their own lives and shit to do anon, some times the timing just doesn't add up
>>29309399The only outwardly racist and homophobic Holo is Pekora, the rest don't care.
>fap myself stupid to all kinds of sick fantasies involving the holoEN avatars>feel ill imagining any kind of sexual interaction with the holoEN roomates behind the avatarshave I truly learned that 2D > 3D?
>>29309367>Haachama has already collabed with Ame and Kiara>trying to setup a collab with Gura>has a three person collab with Mori confirmed>nothing with InaHmm...
>>29308902Ina>stop sandbagging!Kiara>let me win please!!!
>>29309292I swear to God Cover.You're provoking black clouds in isolation with this shit. Don't leave Ina drifting in the ocean all alone.
Haachama pls save Ina..
>>29309392Because HoloEN is becoming huge and all discussion of it is locked to one thread. A lot of cross posters from other boards. Case in point the thread being almost dead during the election.
>>29308383>The ranking site actually lists Gura as サメちゃん next to her actual nameThat's hilarious. I wonder how many JOPs who follow her even remember her official name at this point. It's like if EOPs only knew Korone as Doggo or DOOG or something oh wait.
>>29309277>>29309365Nah she probably worded things awkwardly. I think what she meant is that she wanted to collab with someone from HoloCN but had to scrap that because they graduated too soon. But if the naRRATives are true.... she should have joined Nijisanji since koreans are celebrated there. Maybe she can even be friends with Yuya...
>>29309349I see where you're coming from, but it dominates the entire second half of the movie.
>>29309427You don't need to pretend, I consider you all friends
>>29309398>Kiara and Haachama can be the judges like Coco and Haachama were for the other one.While it is extremely unlikely, I just want one of the girls to correct Haachama's Japanese, just like how one of the JPs corrected her english
Remember when Haachama tried to eat a bunch of spicy noodles and threw up on stream?
>>29309443Chicken is literally always ruining everything huh?
>>29306359Nice! Half Life 2!
>>29309450Peko is also a flatearther so make of that what you will
>>29309401If you're having more fun here then on other hobbies, it's probably fine. I do find myself podcasting a lot more streams instead of watching them so I can be productive while doing my youtube reps, though.
The problem with the whole "Ina works for China and is trying to preserve her career by not collabing with JPs" narrative is that there's no middle ground with the Chinese. Just working for a Japanese company is enough to earn scorn, avoiding colllabs does nothing but delay the inevitable.
BrosExcept an Ina graduation soonLet’s just say something very ominous is going on within the company right now. A lot of targeted harassment at Ina. Her gen mates want to help her but can’t, or they’ll end up being fired as well.
>>29309242Can't you view it as she's gonna have fun playing with her viewers instead? It's not always about everyone on the EN
>>29309480I seriously can't sexualise Haachama because of how child like she acts. Weird because I'd happily impregnate Gura.
>>29309478takodachi...
>>29309496ogey
>>29309460Very funny Vergil
>>29309496source?
>>29308637>You now realize there's hundreds of vtubers out there with amazing talent that will never get noticed>They'll retire and give up on their dreams and lose a part of themselves as a result
>>29309392Majo no Tabi is the only good anime this season.
>>29309496except what?
>>29309366>"EN should have been 4" momentsauce? or am I being baited?
>>29309480That was Haato, not Haachama anon
>>29309472Absolute 0 collabs this week doesn't look good.Also she's a Hololive fan, why would anyone ever willingly join an utterly failed NijiEN?
>>29309487Proof?
>>29309399I can assure you most of the JP holos don't even KNOW Ina is Korean. She never spoke about it outside of her debut stream. And even if they knew, I very much doubt most of them are racist, if any.
>>29309496Shit narrative, but if something like that happens I expect Ame and Gura to instantly leave
>>29309496How about they do their fucking job and stand up for the talent?
>>29309462>Pekora getting close to 1M>promised she would tell her parents she's a Vtuber at 1MI can't wait
>>29309478You know what, you guys are alright sometimes.
>>29309496>First Kiara graduates>Now InaBros... whats gonna happen to our girls...
Fuck you doomposternggers, I'm now genuinely worried for Ina, shit.
>>29309496>exceptESLs always were the worst posters in these threads.
>>29309496Ina is joining Nijisanji! The panda liked her art so much that she made sure Ichikara bought her out through under-table means. :^)
Someone please collab with my wife
>>29309479Kiara and Ina would probably not do it but Mori might, out of sheer naive autism and not being aware how Haachama was murdered live multiple times already.
>>29309409Did you dig further than high school-era stuff? I got to that point, asked myself what the fuck I was even doing, and deleted it all from my browser history.]/spoiler]
>>29309523Kiara didn't mean it like that she was off handedly bitching about how games are usually max 4 player
>>29309436At least it is until serial shitposters start to show up
>>29309531>Cover>doing their job>standing up for their talenthahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
>>29309451You clearly haven't seen Noel's rooommate
I LOVE MORI!!
>>29308674>tfw social anxiety so bad can't even get myself to play anonymous chess or Apex because I might play badlyWhat the fuck happened to me, I used to talk shit in voice chat and now I puss out from even playing the game.
Preemptively selling all of my squidcoin after hearing the bad news!
>>29309523Kiara was talking about how multiplayer games are all geared towards 4 player max, said "EN should have been 4" meaning if Cover's generations were released in groups of 4 it would be easier to schedule collabs. But she didn't think about how it sounded and people freaked out and start narrativising the shit out of it. She meant nothing by it, just bird-brained
Gura I love you
does polka hate gura
>>29309546Hasn't Ina already surpassed all of the Nijis?I mean, it's Nijisanji...