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Hey friends!
>>29303269I don't take meds.
I love Kanatan!
んなあああああ
https://streamable.com/tdy3l2
>>29303263Name a more forced holo pairing.
きtらあああ
35p run these threads
Would you follow Senchou into battle?
Come listen to Yogiri sing!https://live.bilibili.com/21618129She is very talented!
>>29303262OOKINI
I love Botan
>>29303289HaatoxWatame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQIaJ_n3-wIPoruka, oru!
>>29303164HaachamaIkaruga>>29303190My nigga
Onii-chan, am I cute today?
What was hololive like before Towa?
please watch my clown wife
>>29303274Do you remember me friend? Do you remember the short time we spent together?
>>29303289MoriKiara.
Shion's boyfriend Rui-Kun
Remember to keep supporting Our Girls黑桃影ECHO 一包薯条嘻嘻 https://space.bilibili.com/1265680561夜霧YOGIRI 点八点 https://space.bilibili.com/2898345希薇娅Civia 一只哭包梦魇 https://space.bilibili.com/1926156228阿媂娅Artia 冻土森林的大水晶 https://space.bilibili.com/693朵莉丝Doris 珊是妹妹 https://space.bilibili.com/1722768962罗莎琳Rosalyn 某霜 https://space.bilibili.com/1338362
Polka is back with the brain cell killer BGM
Yogiri's english pronunciation is really good, why was she hiding this from people?
>>29303317Towanwan...https://files.catbox.moe/bdau3j.webm
>1 hour to goGuess the unexpected ingredients.
Can anyone fix Sora’s schedule and invite her to collabs?
>>29303330mmmmm no!
I love my wife Choco!
>>29303312You are cute as always Sui-chan!
>>29303191Then why do a bunch of definitely straight people follow Roberu? I'm talking about R18 artists and the like
>>29303263Nice trigger discipline
>>29302156Just use fanart since it's existence is already a form of theft due to copyright. That way by stealing something that was already stolen it's like you're doing a good deed by punishing an evildoer.
its homoshart weasel hours once again
>>29303278my princess will be fine
Oniichan, i think they are graduating me. Oniichan i-i dont feel so good...
>>29303320Such a waste of a cool design
Little known fact in the western vtuber community.If male members are allowed to leech over female members, the female members will lose their popularity over time as female fanbase will start to ask for contents that are targeted to women.
>>29303289>forced holo pairingBotan x LamyBotan x WatameFlare x NoelTowa x Brain
>>29303353pump and dum-
>>29303346Potato chips
>>29303330They already have new avatars?
sniff
>>29303319I will when my lion is done.
Can any friends post the Kurokami clip of her saying 'fuck you friends'? Haven't seen it in ages
Why is Polka baking an entire stick of butter?
>>29303326Why is he wearing clothes?
>>29303289>People ITT probably genuinely believe this
>>29303299if its a sex battle with her then yeah sure
Shion yo
>>29303364Mickey Mouse shoes..
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!Mikochi finally fixed her internet connection, so she'll stream Minecraft tonight!
>>29303326fucking bambang man ...
WATCH POLKA
>>29303289none
>>29303383She plump
miko is taller than her avatar looks huh
>>29303326PEKORA IS BAMBANG'S PROPERTY!!!!
stupid duck
>>29303381https://streamable.com/pjbl69
>>29303317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719AgEU1i38
Migobi...
>>29303289Akwa Koko
>>29303346gyoza, it's always gyoza for Haachama
>>29303336Because she has already always been the least popular holoCN and if she can't afford to look like she's trying to get cozy with the west.
>>29303263Is there no higher res of this
>>29303312No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FbYkEIA_hw
anyone willing to spoonfeed a newfag on how to find archives/torrents of deleted vods
>>29303366I accidentally fapped to trap hentai that was featuring Kanae.
>>29303387It is a regular battle but you may be rewarded with sex depending on your performance.
>>29303289Rushia and Masketta man
>>29303326What a fucking chad.
>>29303408I'll add height to the list of things miko mogs your oshi on
>>29303412I love this guy's art, i love rape, humiliation, ryona, girls crying but man i wish he didn't draw the holos so much. I can't fap to them.
>>29303289Okakoro
>>29303417bless ye kind anon
>>29303324SHION NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29303353why do they keep forgetting about her tattoo...
>>29303218China has never been very interested in the holoCN girls. Even before this whole affair the holojp girls performed far better than the holoCN on bilibili. HoloID had a similar thing in their home market. It's not until HoloEN that we got a foreign branch that actually did as well if not better than the holojp girls.
>>29303421BUSINESS NIGGA
The spirit of these threads are trying to take our son....send help
>>29303330anon, Yogiri literally says to stop following her roommate account, she doesn't plan on using it
>>29303289You x your oshi
>>29303458artist name?
>pours out butter>it vaporizesMy sides
>>29303369>Botan x Lamycant really call it forced when lamy constantly talks about her and genuinely enjoys her company on and offline
>>29303446Then call me the red demon.
My heart can't take ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soV0OC6WuMw
Miko calling you a nigger on 4channel dot org
>>29303454this picture always makes me feel weird, I can't quite pin the sensation or feeling down.
Many menMany, many, many, many menWish death 'pon meLord, I don't cry no moreDon't look to the sky no moreHave mercy on me
>>29303274Hi friends
>>29303412Abusing the duck until she develops stockholm syndrome!
>>29303320SUZAKU LOVE
Fun fact: Among us is really popular in Haachama's school
Hololive gamers!
>>29303502the feeling of presence is, more than likely, yabai
>>29303408staff revealed her true height during the potato collab
>>29303482Just iqdb it you mong.
>>29303320WHAT ARE THOSE?!
we know exactly what youre doing homosharts we already know your game homoshartsyoure going to get exposed homosharts homosharts
>>29303517ABAYO
Why did Kaoru get fired for fucking a coworker, anyway? It's not like he plowed her on-stream and made everyone else hear her moans.
>>29303408>>29303519amazonian Mikochi
>>29303346Natto
>>29303539
>>29303519Incompetent company that can't into scaling.
>>29303517Mio kinda looks like my sister in this pic
>>29303289PekoMoona
>>29303554I wanna fuck your sister.
Will Towappi ever stop being CUTE??I DON'T THINK SO!!!
>>29303554damn i wish your sister was my mommy and i also want to fuck her
>>29303366it's a very well known issue among nijifags specially those who are fans of the smaller or newer girl, nijis then to accessorise their women a lot to the point where they go full idolfag, normal collabs are ok, but then a male a female pairing becomes a regular thing the woman always ends up losing, that's why Kiramefags were worried when she finally started getting collabs, even Lulu knows better and keeps her distance
>>29303539why are you so upsetdo you genuinely think the presence of homos threatens the existence of the holosmost homo fans love the holos too so i really don’t see your point
>>29303517Just proves that kemonomimi is god
>>29303554Can your sister put on fox ears and breastfeed me?
Sexy Nenechi
>>29302232>Holostars being on the JP server>despite Holostars essentially doing the same thing and having to get kicked from the server by Miko as a result of their presence.This never happened.
>>29303554hot
>>29303458I hate that i get turned on by his holo art so much
Post the Roberu YEEEEEES clip. I haven't heard it in a while
What's the appeal of Risu?
>>29303507Won't take long.Duck has the lowest willpower stat in hololive
>>29303568>ost homo fans love the holos too solol no, most homofags don't like the main branch at all
What the fuck is this and can the girls take it down? It doesn't even have that many views...https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0M-_02RJqMlGTKUjF1WhJgPeople need to spuachat Marine and Aqua more to take over the top 5.
>>29303539homosharts are shaking
>>29303554damn your sister is shadow the hedgehog?
>>29303346she won't have a regular bun so she'll mash overcooked udon into the shape of a bun, and the "burger" portion will be kimchi, seaweed, gyoza, ice cream, and tendies>>29303429it would be more unexpected if it didn't have gyoza
>>29303351Maybe after her concert? Unless she starts being super busy with HoloFes 2 afterwards.
>>29303554LONDON ONDON
>>29303576hot
>>29303577Please dont make cross-thread replies to obvious bait. Alternatively, if you're replying to yourself then please commit suicide
>>29303593Nice talking out your ass.
>>29303346vegemite
>>29303443
>>29303592Indonesian GF experience.
>>29303330>不要乱艾特和宣传账号,谢谢。>Don't mess with Aite and promote the account, thank you.>我明白很多人是没有恶意的,但因为我没有选择公开,看到大家艾特也会觉得很害怕,感觉私人领域被打扰,能理解大家关注的行为但不赞同艾特或者宣传的行为(顺带一提一上线看到了可能三十多条艾特蛮恐怖的……>I understand that many people are not malicious, but because I did not choose to make it public, I will feel scared when I see everyone Ai Te, feel that the private field is disturbed, understand the behavior that everyone is concerned about, but disagree with Ai Te or propaganda behavior (by the way As soon as I mentioned it, I saw maybe more than 30 ait’s terrifying...Delete your post!
>>29303563>>29303565>>29303573Shes 15 dudes, stop
>>29303517Okayu looks greasy dayo...
>>29303351She's having a concert next week, let her have her time.
>>29303621Legal where i live
>>29303351Feels like the only way to get Sora in for collabs is to kidnap her when she's playing pokemon go
>>29303346Chocolate.
>>29303518Yeah i'm not really sure, something about the face on the right, maybe you're right and its some kind of primal flight or fight reflex.
>>29303621UUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29303593but anon i love the holos just as much as the homos
Chowa not up to the usual standards shown in these threads.
I love Marine!
>>29303621Even better
>>29303621Fuck, can you tell her to give me a call in 15 years?
>>29303432Just start streaming on YouTube already Jesus fucking christ
>>29303597>>29303539Meido is a faggot homoshart confirmed
>>29303620This is malicious Chinese Anti slander!ARTIA LOVE
>>29303617>>29303655
>>29303330>ourOnly Chowa gets a passhttps://pastebin.com/5YAhZiGp
>>29303621Tell me more
>>29303289Isn't this just reply bait for>name any other holo pairing
>>29303289>friends since high school>collabed a lot back in NND>last Miko's stream before she retired from NND was a christmas song with Pekora>Miko scouted Pekora to get into hololive through the power of nepotism>both are still supporting each other even todayHaters hates them because PekoMiko is the most genuine and the strongest hololive pair, no other pairs can be compared to them.
>>29303412Not a fan of his ryona but this one finally got my first nut in weeks
>>29303517>okayu just looks like a guy with tits and long hair
今日もかわいい!Don't forget to watch the collab today!https://youtu.be/tGMvxFuYr_M
>>29303620Who said that and what's the problem?
>>29303669There is nothing to see there. Move along!
>>29303621Uoooooooooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_W2wh9g3JY
keep reporting me homosharts
mio w/glasses>mio w/o glasses
>>29303517For some reason, even though Mio looks the same to me without her ears, FBK looks like she's struggling to hide her crippling depression, Okayu looks like a greaseball, and Korone looks like a menhera ex-gf teetering on the edge of an explosive breakdown
I love both holos and homos but wouldn't want them to collab together.
>>29303319I am, she's my favorite and I like her so much
>>29303689Yogiri said it because she doesn't want the chinese equivalent of aloefags crawling all over her personal accounts.
>>29303621I fail to see the problem.
>>29303621Even better.
>>29303688>2 hours from nowMy ass ain't gonna be alive by then
Reminder that any holo that claims to live alone is in a relationshipJapanese women don't move out of their parent's home until they are planning to get married
>>29303522retard
Japanese shitpostinghttps://twitter.com/Kerin_Vtuber/status/1328575785700106240?s=19
>>29303695Holos w/glasses > Holos w/o glasses
>>29303541His wife complained and was going to go public with it if he didn't get sacked.
>>29303621Please be in London
>>29303696:^)
>>29303676Just ignored the m**nanigger they have been starving for attention for quite a while now
Coco must be fighting the Wall of Flesh up to this point...
>>29303689That's some of the comments on Yogiri's post, she doesn't want anyone following or spreading her account around because she doesn't actually plan on coming back to it and seeing her account suddenly get a bunch of new followers is scaring her since she feels people are invading her privacy under the guise of "concern" the other 5 are sticking together, but Yogiri wants people to move on.
>>29303727Anemachi...
>>29303408Miko is at least taller than Pekora irl
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1328576837627351041It's very important you know that Okayu is treating herself with a nice bath after cleaning all day. Sounds like she put some stuff in there to make it all nice.
What the fuck is botan trying to do?Finding a trident? Just last night Watame was trying to find one.Do they need it for the sports meet?
>>29303596krfag here - they're called the garo sero institute, a """news network""" that has the reputation of being the most bottomfeeding source of far right journalism online. even conservatives cringe at the shit they put out, its at the level of celebrity gossip farming / conspiracy theorists
>>29303698Anon are you just projecting at this point?
>>29303522double mong if you tried yourself you'd know iqdb doesnt have it (´・ω・`)
>>29303566Isn't Lulu paired up with Debi all the time?
I love my oshi, that's it https://streamable.com/lqeqva
>>29303732Noel just looks like a rich aunt with that look
>>29303732Friend what are you doing here?
>>29303727Ok but what if your parents passed away/divorced?
>>29303688今日もかわいい!!I'm excited for an early Suisei stream myself.
>>29303741without streaming it...no...
>>29303758Anon... Debi is a girl
>>29303732Why are people attracted to bad eyesight
I have no idea why Artia betrayed Hololive. She is really an idiot.Hololive is seriously gonna take over the world.Even Twitch top streamers will no longer be able to defeat Hololive.Holos collected over 600 million yen by supacha in just a half year and have countless memberships and ad revenue.Cover started to bail out HoloID, and they are on a growth trajectory.If it was true that a 3D model was built for HoloCN, they should've waited for the chance.
>>29303412I got the weirdest results trying to yandex/wait this.
>>29303755No, I wish I were a menhera ex-gf teetering on the edge of a breakdown...
>>29303732I don't like megane girls generally but this looks really good
>>29303762I mean, give her a few years and she's going to be exactly that
Ba-ni-la sa-ru-to-de...
>>29303740stop falseflagging you digsuting indogs, your oshi will never be as likeable as the fatfuck
>>29303330Funny how chink antis claim to support "Our Girls" but they don't even listen to what Yogiri has been trying to tell them and continue to post her roommate account despite her telling people to stop and move on from her.
aqua graduates
Is Minecraft as fun as Hololive makes it look?How lonely will I be building Hololive motif all alone?
Am i the only Pajeet who watches hololive, Feels bad man.
Chicken bouillon
>>29303750Imagine the sheer amount of water she displaces...
>>29303784Why are people attracted to girls with impractically sized breasts? Sometimes people get to like things without having to explain it to everyone else.
>>29303753Watame and Botan is doing collab on 19th and they need trident for whatever they're doing then.
I need extremely specific fan art of Pekora wearing 110-chan's charlie brown shirt from the stream where she failed her driver's test
>>29303807KIRA LOVE
So uhh is Polka ok? I was told she was sobbing while saying "thank you" and "I love you" in her last member stream a few days ago, but she sounds pretty ok right now. Is she just faking it?
>>29303807
post the perception that secondaries/EOPs have of your fav holo and how she actually is>Subaru>shuba shuba shuba funny voice donald duck bullied by other holos!>is actually hyper tsukkomi chatterbox girl who wont stop meta-talking every 5 minutes just so she can tsukkomi herself/chat/other holos with surprising godlike taste for games, manga and movies.
>>29303730>>29303756Your new is showing. Stop embarrassing yourself and think of alternative ways to find twitter arts
>>29303814it's boring for me
>>29303762Doesn't change the fact that i want to hit her eggs
>>29303727Retard
Which fanbase is the one getting upset about the homos? It's hard to tell
>>29303762She really loves that costume huh? I don't think we will be able to see her with the knight one unless it's the 3D one.
I don't even watch towa but today i had a dream about her, wtf why can't i dream about my oshi?!
>>29303402Okay, just because I really like this picture.
>>29303740They don't believe in PekoMiko. https://youtu.be/uRB1G0cKpIk
>>29303786Her chink fanbase kept feeding her narratives like the bigger the backlash, the more benefits holoCN would get since Cover would go extra hard on pandering, or the more Coco gets spammed, the better their exit deal would be to appease the antis.
>>29303346beef
>>29303844She wears the knight one still
>>29303786Cover betrayed her first by not giving her proper support and also not teaching the holoJPs to avoid saying Tibet or Taiwan.
>>29303784It's not the bad eyesight, it's the glasses autistic fuck. She could have fake glasses I wouldn't care less. The accessory is hot, not the eyesight.
Noel, stream you fatfuck, I want to see Matuli sinks even lower
>>29303807Sora graduate...
>>29303830I have no insider info and I haven't seen the stream; but no. She's not doing well, she keeps going on and on about this book made of flesh that speaks to her and how she ate an entire 3 tiered wedding cake in a single sitting that she stole from a local bakery.
>>29303346Watame
>>29303821It flows over the sides and splashes the floor just from sinking her childbearing hips in
>>29303730>he cant even do a simple reverse search
>>29303830Please understand, she have bipolar
>>29303802chinks ruin everything they touchit'll be hilarious when they start harassing her because she's not following the others
>>29303289MoriKiara
>>29303289Literally any because pekomiko isn't forced whatsoever
That article made me realize that ONLY between Coco, Pekora and Rushia, Hololive have earned 10million dollarinos, that's 3 millions to youtube and 3.5 millions to Cover in around just 1 year, and that's only on superchats...
>>29303858Yeah? I don't follow her but everytime I see her around it's always the new one.
>>2930384135Ps. Every night they lie awake dreading the day she interacts with one.
Tsunowaki!
>>29303848Towa is your oshi now
>>29303886again, i try to keep on pace with her as much as possible
>>29303832>dumb>but actually genius
>>29303807>mikoti killed maleAccurate>sora graduate suiseiYab
Do you guys think we'll ever get this huge inflation of Holomembers? Like you wake up one day, go to youtube, and theirs 20 people streaming at the same time
>>29303814single player can be fun/relaxing if you keep yourself busy with stuff to do, otherwise playing with friends is way more enjoyable
>Apex is super popular>nobody ever plays Titanfall
>>29303860
I forgot Rikka was doing a singing stream. Hell yeah
Why can't PekoMikofags ignore an obvious bait?
>>29303807>Matsuri roomate hate
>>29303863Huh? why Noel of all people
>>29303814Just build while opening the Hololive minecraft stream and talk to them to pretend you are building together
>>29303819Genuine question, what makes most of pajeets not interested in jap culture?
>>29303756>>29303730Huh I could've sworn someone uploaded that particular piece of art to the booruAnyway here's the twitter account. Most of his stuff is mirrored onto the booru, so I don't know why this one wasn't. https://mobile.twitter.com/tanakataroukami/media
>>29303267Oh no, how terrible! I must lick the chocolate off her body!
>>29303676I love PekoMiko...
>>29303814Nope,it fucking terrible.MC is only tolerable because of the girl.
>>29303814You need other people to show off your creations.
>>29303826>inb4 it's a PVP episode between delivery companies
>>29303907at the rate cover is adding them yes
>>29303907I feel like YAGOO's high IQ business mind would foresee that being unbeneficial for the company.
https://youtu.be/NMgYGxF5fC0Hololive will never be as wholesome as this as long they are keeping the idol culture. Holostars deserve better.
>>29303802Chinks never really watched Yogiri in the first place. She was less popular than JP holos in China, and she was the less popular of all holoCN.
>>29303832No one cares about subaru stfu
hey men
>>29303911It's great as always.
>>29303732>>29303784I'm in the same boat as you with never understanding how people can find glasses attractive.I can understand sun glasses because those are fashion accessories, glasses for eyesight are just ugly
>>29303860https://streamable.com/3ekrt5
>>29303860Oh boy we're headed into chink hours.
>>29303753They want to raid an ocean monument together.
>>29303900Сan we go smaller?
>>29303807>ayame graduation
>>29303884Anon, your math reps...
>>29303948
>>29303814Did you enjoy playing with Lego back when you were a kid?If yes, go for it, if no, don't bother.
>>29303830The show must go on.
>>29303863Noel is currently in process of moving(for the third time)
>>29303814Minecraft is no fun if you dont have others to share the experience with
>>29303944Is Mito pure?
>>29303868sounds bitchin desu
>>29303814MC is only fun when playing with friends. If you don't have friends it's going to be boring.
>>29303878they pretty much already are by sending people to her roommate trying to pressure her to stay when she had to post on her account for the first time in over a year saying "Please don't speak for me and decide what I want to do, don't make this more embarrassing for me"
>>29303830no idea, i'll just wish her the best if that's true
It's been 78 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive and happy to hear her voice again.Little by little things are getting better for herALOE LOVE
>>29303872>>29303833sorry i'm just bored working from home>>29303924Thanks
>>29303688>from time to time you hear a FUCK on the backgroundPlease collab with Coco...
>>29303944
>>29303982ALOE LOVE
EN 2nd gen and 3rd Gen are going to be Haachama downfall.
>>29303676pekomiko are the powerhouses of this franchise and I won't stop reminding people
>>29303973No, she's a filthy gremlin. Funny and entertaining but she's pretty trashy.
>>29303930Zion aishite
>>29303832>Rushia>boing boing cunny candlejack platinum gfe>this holo is a machiavellian by nature. they feign kindness and generosity, but one trained well enough can see right through it. they have no problem tossing aside friendship, honor, and other silly attachments that get in the way of their goal, to them, they are the only person in a world of objects and npcs. for them, the ends justify the means and they would have no problems telling you that if you try to guilt them.
>>29303954Oh my god, Polka. At least Haachama never put anything inedible in her cooking.
>>29303871Sugoi
>>29303807>japanese gonna graduated
>>29303366Then how come Oga is still scraping the bottom of the barrel after all the FOXDEMON streams?
>>29303922I think they're interested into it though.
>>29303814Of course it would be as fun if you had like 20 non-dickass friends to play with on your server.
>>29303909Respawn should've paid streamers to promote Titanfall 2 if they give a shit about it
>>29303957but it's actually better to raid an ocean monument with swords, you can't aim properly between tie pillars & walls thereif you're using it as a melee weapon then a diamond sword is more than enough, especially with looting 3
>Miko tweets this >2 hours later Kira graduatesSoon all homosharts will be graduated.
>>29303967Is she actually ditching the studio? the moving saga has been a mess
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with Suisei's new outfit!
>>29303999Damn, that's my mentality too.
>>29303973Even loserbait fucked Mito
>>29303814Is one of those games that are as fun as the person playing it, I tried it once and got bored out of my mind, I really can't stand games without a clear goal.
>>29303919
>>29303973I don't know but I want to fuck that gremlins brains out
>>29303948Subaru is more relevant than the entirety of Homoshart.
>>29303833i dont want to try
>>29303945Wow, she really is Chwappi...
>>29303994Haato is adaptable and senpai to your favourite holoPut some respect on her name, bitch nigga
>>29304028Same tbqh
>>29303999>tfw someone copypastad my greentext from like 3 days agoChecked btw
Are any of the Holos actually good at cooking? Like, able to do anything harder than warming up bento or pouring boiled water on instant ramen?Please don't say Haachama.
今日もかわいい!https://files.catbox.moe/6ie81p.webm
>>29303895No!
>>29303965Legos have been my life and I hated Minecraft >>29304024
>>29304013based
>>29303999I was indifferent to rushia, but she has been kind and playful with my clown so please stop this slander.
>>29303619No, more like older sister experience.
>>29304013Based Miko purifying Hololive like the shrine maiden she is.
What's the deal between okayu and korone.
>>29304046Choco
>>29304046Choco has a cooking show too you know
>>29304046Miko is good at keeping a bun in her oven
ARK...home...
>>29304046Chocossaurus rex cooks elaborate meals for two every day and then eats them by herself because she has nobody to share them with.....
>Thank you superchaaatI don't know what it is about Rikka's engrish but sounds so soothing compared to the other guys.
>>29304013Look ma I posted it again!
>>29304013the future is brightfuck the sharts
>>29303890Hasn't she interacted with them a year and a half or so ago before she adapted her current "idol" image? Or am I misremembering and it was with Maimoto instead?
>>29304025>2 ENs already in the top 10 >1 on the way Hololive is dead
>>29304046Isn't Luna supposed to be good? Which is why she was losing her shit over Haachama cooking.
>>29303994She will just establish another persona
>>29303312You look cuter now that I fixed your ear.
>>29303832>okayu is just some chill cat that likes platformers and giggles at all her own jokes>okayu is actually a terminally obese serial groomer who takes advantage of lonely aging women to form harems and taunts her fans by saying she will never return their one sided love
Orange legs bad
>>29303909Respawn are a bunch of fags now. I HATE IT
>>29303830https://files.catbox.moe/ps6cdb.ogg
>>29303330Chowa...https://space.bilibili.com/2898345Which other holos have sung Un·Deux·Trois? other than the triangle
>>29303994That depends on if she learns to speak English by then.
>>29304040You're welcome. I'm surprised it hadn't become a recurring shitpost yet actually
Botan found a buried treasure!
>>29304078It's Maimoto.
>>29303878>>29303977should also add her production team has been trying to force her to go independent since this entire situation started(back when Artia and Doris and Civia were starting to talk about it) and even tried to make the decision for her by posting "GOOD NEWS, SHE'S FREE FROM THE SHACKELS AND WILL BE ABLE TO GO INDEPENDENT!!!!" I completely understand her frustration here and these people need to shut up, I already saved most of her old stuff back when all this became a possibility and while it's hard to accept this kind of decision, it's dumb to try to force her to do something she doesn't want to do.
>>29303944Wasn't this streamed on the same night as Flare's outfit reveal?
>>29304058Korone is abusive (see what she said to Miko and more recently Pekora) and Okayu is sadistic
>>29304046
>>29303944Why do people reply to bait instead of reporting as off topic......
https://vocaroo.com/1aXjviXT3uwG
>>29304078She's interacted with them before, but nobody watched her back them, and especially not anyone from here.
>>29303988Miko should understand Holostars struggle the most since she was a failed project but she pulled the bathroom shit while laughing. That's called lack of empathy and 35 will defend that attitude. Hololive fanbase are brainwashed to think the girls can do no wrong.
>>29304016There issue with the 2nd one so she search for a 3rd one.
>>29303443>>>/t/hololive
>>29304101Because the average 4cban user is retarded and can't stop falling for obvious bait. And even if nobody falls for it the person who posted the bait will just samefag pretending to have fallen for it.
>shooting a midget zombie in silencedamn she doesn't play games
>>29304046Choco, aki, azki, roboco
Miko stream please
>>29304104It looks like Coco's pizza is full of hair
>>29304092stop posting this, the streamable mirror that doesn't say her roommate has been posted in this thread tons of times already. She doesn't want people spreading her account.
>>29304046Choco is fantastic, and had a streams centered around her fire-less cooking Noel apparently can make decent meals, the don't look the best but taste good enough, she really loves cooking for other so i guess it's the intention that counts
>>29304101I hate the sharts, don't know why, but I hate them.
>>29303769That only makes sense if both of them passed away. Divorce is not an excuse for it.Marine for example talks about her dad and having lived with him but now she lives "alone"
>>29304046Suisei's good enough that she cooks for the holohouse and she cooks for herself when her sister isn't around.
What the fuck am I even supposed to do for drawing reps
>>29304004FBK is irrelevant and Oga is trash
>>29304084Thank you anon, I'll use this version instead in my ritual posting now.
>>29304117towacuck
>>29304085>funny meme about clipwatcher misconceptions>he posts schizo narratives
>>29304106lost my sides...
>>29304146
>>29304104But it's Sora's mom who can cook
>>29304146You're trash
>>29304145drawabox is a really good starting point. You should also just draw something every day. Just anything. Pick something in your room and try to draw it as best as you can.
>>29304100Yes, the got fucking obliterated by the lesbian auntie and her fancy panda
homosharts end game?mod enforced mandatory homoshart posting
>>29304080Luna isn't super good, but she's discipline in following a recipe.She actually messed up when she was making omurice because she added too much water when making the rice it ended up too soft and became like a mochi in the end.You're not supposed to add too much water if you're going to make a fried rice.
>>29304132She's hairy girl
Only Choco, Matsuri and Towa cooked their meals.
>>29304156>>29304163put the gun away.
>>29303688>Suisei>KanataCoco...
>>29304156>>29304163
>>29303960Yes I forgot the fucking page change to my national coin... still tons of money, 1m bucks to youtube and 1.2m to Cover with just 3 dumb girls doing fun videos in a year, that's still a lot.
>>29304101So you just gonna call everyone who wants Holostars to incline baiting?
>>29304058Okayun is taking advantage of a lonely older woman starving for affection. That’s why Korone and Pekora don’t get along because Korone wants to monopolize Miko for herself.
Who has the most suckable toes in hololive?
>>29304156>>29304163>>29304184You call those toys guns?
>>29304117
>>29304184You first.
>>29304156>>29304163>>29304184Excuse me ladies but are those handguns registered?
>>29304078She never interacted with holostards
>>29304070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wcr_vLtt2U
>>29304130it's been 2 days since Sakura Miko's last stream I'm glad she's doing fine and she's definitely okMIKO LOVE
>>29304117Miko is a lesbian, and lesbians aren't known for being the most nice people to be around.
>>29304198Shien
>>29304199>>29304184>>29304163>>29304156>>29304205>>29304209FAQMEN
>>29303688Sora... you were with them in that Holofest announcement...
>>29303827>110-chanWho?
>>29304117you need to learn how to live in a society homoshart
>>29304199>>29304220
>>29303922They are just getting Internet, I grew up here. I started early because i was interested in anime from middle school. Most of my friends started anime when they are adults i was just early.I think India is a decade slower in anime culture. Most of them are poor and can't afford Internet or PC.Even though some can afford it, I think they are more busy in local affairs.
Why cant holos listen to the radio on GTA. I thought the game had rights to the music. Or is it just precautions to stop youtube from being retarded.
>>29304156>>29304163>>29304184>>29304205>>29304220>>29304199now now... we can settle this like proper lads can't we
>>29304196No, I want the homos to succeed, but you don't think that's bait?
>>29304190
>>29304104Not even kenzoku but I would eat Towa's simple homey cooking.
>>29304104Sora, AZKi and Akirose's look most impressive (if they're the ones who actually made it).
>>29304046Miko
Anyone have the clip of Miko saying "abayo?"
>>29304232>>29304241
>>29304046>>29304144Suisei's omurice looks picture perfect, only needs demiglace
>>29304199Damn i can't belive Hime-sama managed to obtain a prototype M202 Flame Assault Shoulder shoulder fired quad-barreled 66mm incendiary m74 rocket launcher
Which gen 5 member did your expectations end up being the most wrong for, and what were you expecting?
>>29304216She is also a disgusting misandrist. Fuck that I bitch I hope she dies.
Be honest, would you wear it?
>>29304145Just don't fell for loomis meme too hard
>>29304104>all these good cooks>but it's haachama who's the only one that does "cooking" streams frequently
>>29304091P-Polka??? I think she really needs to seek help if the antis are getting to her this badly...
Finally became sharkpilled and realized Gura is actually the only EN worth watching and the most worthy of hololive of them all
say what you want about towafags but they never mass reported posts like this
I wonder if i should start mass replying to post indicating which are bait. Maybe this way people will stop replying to them.
>>29304263
>>29304263Bait harder 35.
>>29304209https://files.catbox.moe/jshedo.gifFUCK the registry!
>>29304266does it come with the cat hair?
>>29304263ogey>>29304266rrat
>>29304248Sora literally can't cook and eats her mom's cooking. She even skipped McDonalds back when she was still at high school https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnv48465qWM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJK-6LyOXLkOnion...
What is Botan doing?
>>29304279Based, welcome to the sharkside.
>>29304272Some of them didn't cook the food presented there.
Reminder to not shake Bibi!
>>29304099This gives more and more credence to the story even the chinks are buying, which is that holoCN management were the ones who lied about them being able to walk with the avatars.
>>29304248Those are all ordered from restaurants.Choco made hers. Towa made hers. And Matsuri presumably made hers since she doesn't have any disposable income to use at restaurants after Hoshikawa takes her cut.
>>29304016I believe she's ditching the place she stays at for most of the week. I believe she is keeping the place where she streams as her roommate. My guess is that this is because her place got doxxed. She did visit the HoloCN minecraft server before she got the studio and with how much the bugmen are still seething at Hololive, I wouldn't be surprised if they are stalking her or leaked her place online.
https://twitter.com/markchen565/status/1328386324894609409
>>29304226
>>29304046Miko was a vice-president of baking and cooking club back when she's in highschool. She is good at cooking.
>>29303741The next terraria stream will be Coco showing off her optimized commie blocks with NPC happiness factored in
>>29304046Aki's crunchy and juicy karage.
don don donuts lets go nuts
>>29304281:^)
>>29304272retardchama... your choco reps...
>>29304306i cant believe bibi fucking died
>>29304279gura is cutei like her singing too
>>29304266>cringe in publicI keep my autism contained here thanks
>>29304058Okayu and korone knew eachother irl before they became idols. Korone is a self conscious lonely woman who thinks of herself as a bother but mentions multiple times that she never feels like a burden with okayu. She heavily leans into the meme that they are basically dependent on eachother because i guess its something her fans like
>>29304257https://a.pomf.cat/eydtee.webm
Haven't visited the thread in a few months, any new controversies /jp/ is mad over?
>>29304190>Pizza party>No Coco
>>29304319Did you know funny story?
>Rikka singing>Bossu will stream in 20 minAaaaaaa
>>29304241EXPERIENCE... DYING
I like Polka's sounds of utter confusion.
>>29304338Haachama gained 14kg after eating KFC every day
>>29304288This is really fucking cute/
>>29304004Fubuki fans don't enjoy having a big muscular Tyrone whisper sweet nothings in their ear with his baritone voice.
>>29304283>NOOOO YOU CANT REPLY TO POSTS I DONT LIKE
>>29304294why didn't they stream their Apex?
>>29304341Finally bossu is streaming something that isn't that disney homoge
PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKOMIKO MIKO MIKO MIKO
>>29304331Did u follow them before they joined or is this something u read here?
>>29304266Only if you tile it across the entire shirt
>>29303592Budget Korone who speaks Indog
>>29304353>>>/v/
>>29304342tell... my... oshi...i *cough* love her... *cough*
>>29304338The ENs are not actually whores and are in fact unicorns.
>>29304338Artia got doxxed and is fatPolka got raped
>>29304117The bathroom joke had nothing to do with holostars. Holostars doesn't even factor into Miko's jokes. You're making a mountain out of a molehill. It's important to realize that hololive JP and holostars are treated as completely separate entities, and there's nothing malicious behind what Miko said.
Eyes wide shut but they know
>>29304079Okay Zhang
It's been -3 days since Artia "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive but she's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for her.ARTIA LOVE
>>29304283you know there is a report system anon
>>29304347She actually eats Mac and Dominos too
>>29303458you forgot all the pissing...
>>29303786She wanted to be a cool Chinese internet patriot, and the Chinese internet had decided that Hololive is not cool anymore. It doesn't make any sense to you because you aren't brainwashed.
>>29304338Moona kept eating burgers and still won't stop
I'm drunk as fuck. fuck all of ya'll. my oshi is best oshi. HellYEAHHH
>>29304319Here's your donut, Mister. Whoops, it fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! Ow-w-w! Ow-w-w!But this comes out of my Supachas! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!
>>29304361Over 90% of /hlg/ is newfags continually filtering out. You tell me.
>>29304004I'm pretty sure there were fans on both sides that don't like FOXDEMON. At least JPs.
>>29304386What does reporting do? Deleting posts does nothing since everyone has 4chanx and can still see them. Meidos never come here, only jannies so nobody gets banned and even if they do the shitposters just evade.
>>29304347>Haachama gained 14kgholy shit is this a meme?>>29304371>Artia got doxxed and is fatBased. Artiafags BTFO>Polka got rapednani?
>>29304340
https://youtu.be/uRB1G0cKpIkPEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO
>>29304104Looking at Towa's food makes me wish she is my wife.
Asamiko Newsman... Everything's all changed since you graduated...https://files.catbox.moe/rs7nl0.webm
>>29304279they're all hololive worthy other than Mori who doesn't give a shit and just wants to boost her music
Nousagis, don't look!
>>29304383https://streamable.com/0d3jjj
>>29304371Well obviously Polka got raped at some point. You don't make blowjob asmr videos and constantly hint at being into girls for no reason.
Akwa.....my Akwa......https://files.catbox.moe/brecr7.mp4
>>29304076kira is literally the best shart. He should've gone last.
It's been 66 days since Ricardo "graduated"I'm glad that he was right but he's definitely not alive. I hope everything gets better for him.https://files.catbox.moe/q6c20w.webmRICARDO LOVE
https://streamable.com/i0fiqhOJOU AISHITE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29304358I'd sooner take drawing and Animal crossing streams over Twisted homoland
>>29304104Towa's food is really simple and cute.
>>29304405>nani?
>>29304156>stole my image so i cant use the “alright /jp/ name one holo tha” memeWhat the fuck okayuposter
>tfw cant stop jerking it to tamaki and thinking of getting bent over and fucked by them
>>29304328I didn't like her after watching her first few streams but she won me over later. I think it's a shame she'll have antis simply for being popular, especially since her popularity is something she seems to try very hard not to ever brag about
>>29304102Korone never said anything bad about Miko. In fact she loves her and feeling grateful to her: https://youtu.be/URIFwAxupwg https://youtu.be/TuLLg_bO3Gc https://youtu.be/jBPb_mgq-iQ.. I hope they will collab again soon.
Pekora x Bambang
>>29303774Wait really? The character or the VA or both?
>>29304407Thank you for recognizing that reference.
>>29304416Me tied up in the chair watching the two men fondle my wife.
>>29304104>cheese gyuudonNo wonder she is so fat
Any chance we're getting hololive ID gen 2 in December?
>>29304404if you mass reply you'll get banned toojust stick to reporting for me
>>29303999That one really got me anon
>>29304422>blowjob asmr videoswhat?
>>29304429RICARDO LOVE
Coco......pizza......onegai......
How is Polka's Vocal Cords this strong.
>>29304405But she's not fat. I have her pictures from when butthurt zhangs bombed her twitter for not celebrating Chinese National Day but I won't give them to you.
slept through kira graduation, what's the narrative? Did ojisans damage his colon too much?
>>29304307the production teams aren't really employed by Cover, they're pretty much unofficial fan groups that make clips for the members for their bilibili channel and Yogiri would have them help make her music videos as well, though I bet she is tired of most of her fans now seeing how they're quickly betraying her privacy and going against her wishes by trying to pressure her to join the others
Say something Nice! Nice!
migo
>>29304104Is there anything Roboco is good at...
>>29304340>>29304407>>29304458>Shirobako aired 6 years ago
>>29304485biggodi......
>170 IPsHome...
>>29304422You my anon friend, do not know how much motherfuckers are willing to pay for blowjob ASMR.
>>29304471Past life Polka performed some very lewd activities. It really makes you wonder if her mom followed her then like she does now.
>>29304013SUBSCRIBED!!!
>>29304471globalkun...
Alright line up all the homosharts and prepare to die.
>>29304494before I fucked it up
>>29304444I know Korone really likes Miko and she's very grateful to her but the "you will never replace Okayu" shit must have made a hole in her heart
>>29304490Can't wait for the new movie.
Are people retarded or something? What Artia did changed nothing, holoCN was going to get scrapped regardless, and there's even evidence that Cover was going to pull out of the Chinese market all the back when Civia wae first coming to YT. You all say "justice was served" but in reality, they were going to be beheaded anyway.
>>29304429Ricardo... come back...
>>29304456He's not a girl. He's the biggest, cutest chad in existance (female)
>>29304463Yes. Risu here
>>29304431Ayame is great as an ojou!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUxl0rkmD08&list=PLqg2tUCUYqCRxICf1QnsRHKMei8HioxHnI really liked her in the last Among Us collab too.
>>29304494Not for long
>>29303995Powersluts.
nousagi fear the 35pgta online gang war soon
>>29304494t -15 til ENchaama, we're about to get visited
>>29304494Maybe the split wasn't all that bad after all
>>29304490>vtubers weren't even a thing when Shirobako airedIt's kinda scary how new this industry is and how rapidly it's changing and evolving.
>>29303786It never mattered what she did because the Chinese market basically blacklisted Cover the moment Coco said the T word.
>>29304525Risu... I haven't nut yet today...
I fucking hate this bitch!!!I no longer hate this bitch!!!I fucking love this bitch!!!early kaichouI will marry Coco!!!Coco's cocockPlease collab with Coco....Coco....stream....onegai....
>>29304534Nousagi and 35p are just the same people
>>29304516how someone handles the situation says a lot about their character and going nuclear and leaking shit and manipulating their audience to rally behind them isn't really a great look.
>>29304482Her actual fans aren't doing that.It's the ones who want to track down all the narratives who are doing it.
>>29304490I remembered liking big tits+blue hair+sidetail because it reminded me of a character from a Bishop game.
>>29304416Does Pekora cum to her lewds?
>>29304139choco is strong without limiters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Oz8Gn6oDY
>>29304440She's starting to open up little by little, it's nice to watch.
>>29304506i watched the asmr vid she put up but don't recall anything like that, not a part of her membership though so i dunno.
I love this squid more than you could possibly imagine
>>29304546rrat
>>29304334not the heckin niggerino...
>>29304528careful with your links anon
>>29304046Marine was able to cook crab without killing herself and Aqua. Shion was already half-dead so she doesn't count.
>>29304546but when the time comes to choose, who are you more loyal to?
>>29304244To be fair, Aki is a housewife and a mother of 5 so she gets a lot of practice
Botan found the sea temple!
>>29303353MY wife
>>29304490>>29304541Vtubers weren't a thing when Megamind aired
>>29303786Whats all this about? What happened?
>>29304534Miko need to make a second crew soon, the old one is full of inactive accounts
Eggshell cake? My favorite.
>>29304579Just switch sides constantly and keep throwing insults at yourself, i'm sure they'd appreciate it
>>29304416me on the right
why homosharts?
>>29304555a good amount of her fans are, the comments on her bilibili post telling people to unfollow and stop pressuring her have regular comments saying "I'm sorry, I was just a fan for a long time and it's hard to say goodbye to someone we cared about for so long, I'll unfollow if you want me too, but we didn't come here out of malice"
>>29304574kek
>>29304564She made lewd asmr on another account Lurk more newfag
How did people feel about this collab, by the way? I wasn't able to catch it live. I thought it was better than the previous one, at least.
>>29304528Nathan...
>>29304584Well duh that shit came out 10 years ago.
>>29304528Anon, you're alright by my book so delete this post...
>>29304266The rule is that you can only wear anime shirts if you look like a sleek and tears chad god.
>>29304512Miko needed to hear it. Korone likes her just fine, it's just not on the same level is all.
>>29304608AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEEL
So did Polka just give up getting good at cooking IRL and is now using this as a substitute?
>>29304541The 4-kings era only lasted like two years or something? This is the industry's second "era". Still young. Things changed so fast especially this year with the multiple booms of popularity Hololive had.
>>29304481We were too busy posting about the worst possible holojp graduation to make narratives about kira
>>2930459535P and Nousagi are truly a bunch of schizos
Would you buy Polka's calcium-mega-enriched churros?
https://streamable.com/b9toeiBUN BUN CHA
Polka...
>>29304431>you'll never break an oni neck after cumming inside her
>>29304611Almost everyone here got mad at Ayame and RBC
>>29304601Where's the fabled discord logs? :^)
Holos playing Senran kagura when
>>29304481Kiara complained that his name was too similar so YAGOO graduated him
>>29304584>2011 was 20 years ago
>>29304628I would buy Polka's pot full of sugar and melted butter
>>29304584Fuck man you don't have to remind me
>>29304611Subaru is dumb duck
>>29304416I'm now hard.
>>29303330Artia basically continuing her Lore too. She's going to 100% be another ice elemental gremlin with red eyes and white hair.
>>29304636But why? I mean I guess I could understand some schizos getting mad at Ayame for tryharding a bit, but why RBC?
>>29304612Sandy...
>>29304605sorry man i don't pay attention to everything posted here. i really like polka though so maybe it's for the better i didn't see those
>>29304355Aqua is slowly shoving the needles on the chinks, little by little.
>>29304622Polka probably better at cooking irl than in this game
porka...
>>29304643>2007 was 3 years ago
>>29304611I like it. Marine's game bugged out again tho. Why?
Which holo would you most like to stick a BBC into?
>>29304643Is Pekora still streaming in 2031?
>>29304608Can it go Even further bEyond?
>>29304628I don't have a choice.
>>29304622She said that she appreciates people who cooks everyday and she want to be good at cooking. This is just her first step.
>>29304456The roommate, the character is male (koala)
>>29304141Your meds.
>>29304654Because she got traitor every time and no one is ever happy unless their oshi plays imposter.
I see that it's burger hours
>>29304583going out to buy a pack of cigs!
>>29304548This
>>29304630If you don't have Peko's intro and Peko rap memorized you are in fact not my nigga
>>29304682https://streamable.com/4uldsx
>>29304668She have shit connection.
>>29304469It's okay anon, Rushia loves her friends, and most importantly, she loves (You)
>>29304670towap
>>29304685Why yes, it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtI
>>29304685
The fictional narratives are consuming the head that I'm actually starting to get headaches.I might actually turn to meds
Which two holos fanbases will start the hololive civil war?
>>29304638i have the high ground homoshartdont do this to yourself homoshart
>>29304420>https://streamable.com/0d3jjjShe called her "senpai"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtI Haatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Icncrc82g Shien
>>29304355Maybe want to build up their synergy first?
>>29304617well it's not like Miko wants to replace her or anything, that phrase came out of nowhere
>>29304709Release it already. :^)
>>29304630https://streamable.com/g8lo2nBUN BUN CHABUN BUN CHAWE AREWE AREFAQ
>>29304685Actually, yeah, 2 more minutes.
>>29304013Miko continues to heal hololive at a record pace
>>29304671Unless she marries someone and becomes a housewife i don't think she has anything else going for her
Anal idol
>>29304685I'm betting on a chink post or bait in the next 500 posts
>>29304564Fuck it, I'll spoonfeedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RcAhDvb0Q
>>29304685amateur mistake anon4chan is an american website, it's always burger hour
>>29304683>no one is ever happy unless their oshi plays imposterCan we all finally agree that among us is a terrible game unless you give 0 fucks about anyone else in the game and your pov streamer roasts them the entire time?
>>293046545 Consecutive impostor games.Highly unlikely, not impossible. That is just how randomness works.May I remind you that everyone here is a schizo and assumed she is hacking.
>>29304683Subaru and Nene are always fun regardless of whether they're imposter or not. Botan, Suisei and Ayame are good too even when not imposter.
>>29304383>ARTIA LOVE
>>29304735I want Spade Echo to sit on my face.
>>29304628I'd eat anything that has ever touched her filthy hands
Guys, my first gen starter decks came home today and I got a really good looking friend.I'm really fucking happy.
>>29304685judas discord raid in about 3 hours
>>29304685How is it burger hours It's like 1am in burgerland.
If Pekora is Bugs Bunny and Miko is Elmer Fudd, who is Daffy Duck and who is Porky Pig?
SCOOOPO
>>29304724kino
>>29304013
>>29304758nice
>>29304734The tights look fine here and other fanart. Love the hair but I'm not into glasses. Sorry FBK.
>>29304747Wasn't it 6 time including the cancelled one?
>>29304528oh my fucking god why would you put up your twitter and facebook on your youtube account>this is your average ayamecucks
>>29304758Looks good
>>29304765Subaru and Moona
>>29304699Oh no my wallet just opened on its own
>>29304743yabbers
Your average PekoMiko poster, everyone
>>29304512When did this happen? Happen to have a clip?
>>29304706they'll be a kayfabe falling out between miko and pekora for a arc and the fans will believe crazy narratives and work themselves into a frenzy.
>>29304758Very nice, doesn't that one sell for a pretty good price?
>>29304762It's burger hours for the type of person who visits /hlg/
35Ps wank huh
>>29304734I'd pay to see comet dressed up like Iori or vice versa.
>>29304788wtf I want to fuck PekoMiko posters?
>>29304776If you count that in, yeah.
>>29304788wtf I love kiara now
>>29304788https://streamable.com/ybl9ju
>>29304765Subaru and Haato
>>29304528anon.....
>>29304788Kiara is a blight on the nousagi. I wish she died.
>>29304104Is Towa from Kyoto? Because that meal has that vibe. Fuck it looks good.
>>29304803It's okay when we do it.
>>29304784kek
ENTER
>>29304765Subaru and haachama.
>>29304788The honorary hololive JP.
>>29304743anon no i didn't ask, please i dont' want to dig into her past life
>>29304803Aquashion is cuter
>>29304831I wish you died
>>29304803Wank all over aqua.
>>29304822Wait a minute i'm getting similar vibes to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bfE9vjK29M&ab_channel=Kacsakiller
>>29304156>>29304163>>29304184>>29304199>>29304205>>29304220>>29304232>>29304241>>29304257>>29304285>>29304342
>>29304798Yeah, looking at other similar serial cards.
HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29304822HERO OF CHILDREN
How long before she has camera issues? Hope it doesn't completely die this time.
>>29304822>linkShe really is a hero to children...
>>29304699I think you misinterpreted the post you replied to
It's funny how nousagis come crawling back to Miko once their favorite fat leech is away from minecraft for a while.
>>29304758omedetounow watch someone use your image to scam a sucker on the reseller market. next time, doodle something on the image first
>>29304858sio's ass!
bossan and watambe are going to be the second group who raided an ocean monument won't they
How badly will she fuck it up?
>>29304743>sounds like somebody eating sloppy curryDisgusting
>>29304847Aquashion is a parasitic relationship while pekomiko is a symbiotic relationship.
>>29304685No it's SEAnig hours
>>29304870I know about it, I don't care because I have it.
>>29304864Never mind NEW CAMERA!
How many cooking streams before she steams her new camera to death?
She can't possibly fuck up a burger right? Haachama is not gonna mess up a fucking burger right?
>new cameraNew ways to yab haato...
>>29304758Is this an actually game or is it just collectible cards? How long till we get it on tabletop sim?
>>29304822Me the one in the pretty white dress.
>try to do archive reps>among us always imposter hack bots in warosuFilipino Roboco Narrative
>>29304838>build her gundam behind shubangelion Is she really that retarded?
Come watch my retarded daughter cook nothing burgershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtI
>>29303353Liar
Based meidos deleting baits. Arigachu meidos ~<3
>>29304880It'll be fine as long as she cooks the meat for a decent length of time
>>29304528This is why i triple-check every single link before posting it here.
>>29304695Take them.
>>29304847Shut the fuck up Flare
It seems Kizuna Ai is reaching to the new talents, which Holo will be the one she picks to start with?
>>29304104Is Towa aware that you can apply heat/fire to food and make it taste better?
>>29304163
>Polka hates usagis
what burger recipe begins with noodles?
>>29304902she's gonna put chikuwa on the burger
>burger>first thing out is noodles
>>29304904It's an actual game, pretty sure you can play it on TTS already, you just gotta build up your deck and load it in-game. I'm sure you can download the gamers deck from the workshop, though.
>>29304822Is this real?>>29304860I can absolutely believe this since her design, voice and how her streams go seem great for kids. She'd only be too risque for kids if you removed her white coat?
>>29304921Haato isn't allowed to handle raw meat after the previous incident.
Haachama now!
This small peek behind the curtain is horrifying
>>29303599.......
>>29304018All of Suisei's outfits are gold. I still like Miko's idol outfit the best, but the tights on this are quite kino.
>>29304941The best one.
>Samyang Carbonara noodles Fuck, Haachama has good taste in noodles.
>>29304751>top tier design>amazing setting>voice of an angel>chinkIt's not fair bros.
>>29304935>Towa the sushi masterOf course not.
>>29304934She already superchatted Lamy.
Haachama's knife is really shiny and reflective.... yab...
>>29303263amazing OP
>>29304743https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>>29304984>>voice of an angeldid we watch the same person????
>>29304046Suisei
instant karma for drinking redbull chamasan
Wait is that a fucking cardboard?
HAACHAMA!?
>Haachama nearly stabbed herself
>>29303299To the end of the earth.
What exactly is Polka making here...?
>Nearly cut my lipsWas she licking the knife?
HA-HAACHAMA?!?
Cutting tomato's like that for burgers?
yeah, it's chama hours
Just a reminder to any Kira fans since he's gonna be graduating at the end of this month if there are any videos of his you like you better download them now because as soon as he's gone that slate is gonna be wiped fresh clean
>>29304913Alright I can't watch that, that is giving me anxiety. Just going to watch Polka fucking it up virtually instead.
I'm not sure Haachama should be allowed to use a knife alone. I don't want a vtuber to die on stream.
>>29304984She also has one of the cutest roommates
Haachama should not be allowed near sharp objects
In a shota eating contest, Botan would most probably win.
>>29304993Nearly cut her leg. Why do they even let her near sharp objects? Cover needs to stop this before something tragic happens.
>>29305017Her best.
>>29305016She said leg.
>>29305016anonchama your gravity reps...
>>29304794it happened during an ARK collab in Korone's channel, she wasn't the meme dog back then so no archive nor clips are available
>>29304636>everyoneSheepnigger doesn't count as "everyone"
>>29305017a goddamned mess
Can someone please give Haachama adult supervision
>>29304416kind of hot that they're using Flare's living room.
>>29304260I wish she does more cooking streams
>>29304984>knockoff lunaNo.
>>29305044her bones are creaky, suisei would be first
>>29305046It's ok she has red bull.
>>29305030It's already happened before.https://files.catbox.moe/ccy5jl.mp4
>>29305052>>29305054I'm deaf apparently.
>>29303320>ourwe are not chinks
>>29304104You can guess who's fat or who's fit with just this picture.
Is that Ayamecuck Nathan Sandy, Nalich?
I was gonna say that she needs a sharper knife for those tomatoes because that piece of shit is going to slide off the top and cut her finger, but if she had a sharper knife she would be on her way to the hospital now. Maybe she shouldn't have knives at all.
Why are you discussing haachama here? Go to global
Wtf why is your chicken so expensive Ausbros
>>29304969I'm a Suifag and disagree with that. I don't like the hairstyle and all the shit on her head in her New Year's outfit and I love the hair on the new one but the rest is just ok. Her current main one is the best and I wish they redid her old designs with the new style. Also, I want a bikini and no frills.>>29304984Kagura Nana is god.
Bossu...your pen stabilization reps...
Okay guys, that Judas bitch is here. when I give the signal, we jump her, got it? Luna, stick to kicks, we don't want your wrists getting even more fucked up than they already are.
>>29304822blessed
>Noodles>Tomato quarters>ChickenB..burger?
>chickenH-Haachama...
>>29305095Stay mad pseud JOP faggot
POLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OKay haha very funny Chammers, now when do we start making the burger?
>>29305105
Polka..........
Did Polka just slam dunk her completed cake into the trash?
Whatever happened to StickNut? I remember he used to TL tons of Rushia content but he seems to have disappeared off the face of the earthDid he kill himself after he found out about the masketta man?
>>29305094>Everything is expensive
>>29304516We know that holoCN is gonna get scrappedbut promoting hate against your coworkers is a different story. Stop defending them.
>>29304512I am glad that happened because during that time 53Pfaggot keep pushing about how Mikkorone is the only genuine friendship(Yes this actually happened)
>>29305117He's not wrong though she is HoloEN Gen 0
>>29304420>anoooooooooooooooo
>>29304912She didn't realize how big the subagelion would end up being and how small her mech would be in comparison.
>>29305094yeah its kinda fucked, to be fair that was quite a bit of chicken but everything is expensive here
>>29305135good job, Luna
Smoke incoming
>>29305094Because.Also she is a fucking shitter retard for shopping at Woolies instead of Coles or IGA.
Abayo Cakey!
>>29305130second time all of her work has gone in the trash
>>29305145next meme
>>29305117>puts holoen in the tags of every videoIs he wrong?
>no seasoning
chammm....
>i'm gonna feed youN-n-no thanks, i'm full...
What kind of burger is that WHAT THE FUCK?I WAS EXPECTING GROUND BEEF OR CHICKEN
>>29303774Debi is not even human
>>29303460Only correct answer ITT as well as OP being gay ass niggah.
Time for dumb reps with chammers
>>29303784dangerously low test post
there's nothin wrong with a ramen burg
>>29305132A bunch of old subbers are gone now. Shame since some of them were good. Way too many speed subbers now.
Peko Peko PekoMiko Miko MikoPeko Peko PekoMiko Miko Miko
>almost cuts herself >almost burns herself >all while hopped up on red bullThis is getting yab and it hasn't even been 15 mins
>>29305112>>29305114we can't tell her broswhatever it turns out to be in the end we have to call it the haachama burger
MOONA SUS
someone save this bitch from australia please
SEASON THAT SHIT
Hey you fucking faggots lets make some OC.Im gonna dash to the supermarket and make my own burger. Whos up?
Just tuned in to Haachama is that a dead towel?
did anyone clip her slam dunking her cake into the trash?
Why does she use noodles every time
>>29305171I mean, the chicken is there. The fucking unseasoned chicken.
>>29305190Why they are gone? I don't need translations so outside of the people who get mentioned here a lot like Matsuri's and birdcunt I don't know about
Friendly reminder that past lives of Holos do not matter and all past sins were erased with reincarnation.Have a good day, friends.
>>29304546I fear myself
>>29303688>Pizza PartySo who will graduate tomorrow?
>>29305210its 2AM anoneverything is closed
>>29305143>>29305166Fuck off to your EOP thread.
>>29304998https://files.catbox.moe/8cm49p.mp4
>>29305202
>tfw you will never hunt bunnies with haachamaIt's a sad feeling but at the same time I feel as if my life would be in danger if I did.
She said this was a burger right? Where is the fucking burger then?
>>29305083I wonder what anon meant by this
>>29303676What a CHAD. Sasuga the Elite to command above all.
Haachama, please don't ask chat how to cook your chicken.
>>29305218Sex...
Is this the episode of Haachama Cooking where Haachama gets food poisoning?
>>29305227this is the EOP threadthis entire board is an EOP board
>>29305204you cunts have to get past me first, she's staying
>>29305142this is some next level schizophrenia
her bare hand...
>>29304831literally all you noufags like this
zoomer immune system will save her r-right?
>>29305065>I wish she does more... ...streamsAgreed.
>>29305226>implying im not a seanig. Anyways im gonna make a burger as a snack.
yab
At least she has buns
>>29305190I see Shiroemon in Aqua's chat still from time to time, maybe they TL for their friends now or something idunno
>>29305265I wish... she'd wear jeans
>>29303688are they going to make a joint abomination like Flare's Pizza
>raw chickenOh dear.
>>29305208
>>29305250Keep projecting. Fuck off.
>>29304260
>>29304911>name>you stepped on poop, you slid on your shitjesus
No butter on the buns....
Haachama is gonna kill herself this time isn't she.
>>29305142I actually do remember that bitch. He was ESL right? Kept whining about how nobody would translate that stream.
>didn't butter the bun>just shoves it in there without wiping the pan
>>29305276She's eaten worse and survived somehow.
>>29305132He said he's gotten busy with schoolwork and recommended a bunch of other subbers in his place.
>>29305221Get out of here Dotard
>touching the bread with the gloves that handled the raw chicken YABEE Shes gonna get sam or nella when she bon apps the teeth
>>29305249if it didn't happen last episode then i don't think it's going to happen. she's too strong.
>>29304260It takes quite a bit of practice to get a runny omurice like that, i'm impressed
>getting food poisoning in solidarity with Kira's poor constitutionWow... she really does care
>>29305216Maybe they just lost interest or are too lazy to keep up with it. They have lives too. Speaking about lyger, I don't remember the bandaids clip being last year, could've sworn it was this year. My sense of time is so warped as I get older...
>cheese straight on the panNOOOOOO
>>29304132what do you think she does with all those pubes after she plucks them?
>nice idear! put a cheese!
I'm worried that the one time I don't catch a Haachama cooking stream will inadvertently be the day she starts a grease fire
I'm honestly surprised Haachama hasn't set her house on fire by now
>>29305214that chicken has got to be raw, it was barely on there at all
>puts the bun onto the hotplate she put raw chicken on not long ago>has left the cooktop while her bun catches fireoh no.
In America forcing someone to watch this "burger" is a warcrime.
>>29305276she ate raw grocery store salmon the other week, she'll live
>NICE IDEAR!I'm in love with a fucking retard.
That pan...
noooo
>shredded cheese
>>29305313classic
>20 thousand people are watching a retarded japanese girl in australia cook a "burger"internet wow
someone should tell polka that black text for superchat notifications isn't a great idea
Everytime Haato does this kind of video I'm fearful of her doxxing herself and then graduating early.
HAACHAMA NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29305270More subbers popping up so maybe the old ones just stop since someone else will probably do them. Most people don't care about quality either.
>>29305139Artia did nothing wrong
SHE FLIPPED ITSHE FUCKING FLIPPE D ITTWT
Haachama cooking music softens your brain to the perfect density to properly enjoy her cooking streams.
Haato...
>>29305340Post the fucking butter infusion burger, americans don't get to rate anything with that abomination being made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ5ULNi7L6k
>>29305313was she using the same pair of tongs that she was flipping the raw chicken with as well?>has now put the cheese onto the pan with no oil
>flipped the bun
HAACHAMA THE CHEESE?!?!
I hope Melposter is alright...
KEK
>>29305345Imagine if you actually started dating Haachama and you had to introduce her to your family. You bring a small asian girl who is barely legal and speaks like a fucking retard. Imagine the looks of dissaproval in your parent's faces.
i wonder if pekora can cook
Jesus christ Haachama...
>fat handsYab haachama
Okay when are we getting the obligatory frozen Gyoza?
>>29305360Anyone with a functioning brain would wear a mask during this so even a reflection wouldn't be a problem
Health risks aside, this actually looks tasty so far.
>>29305360Didn't she already face reveal once in the reflection of a pan?
Oh god
>she just put the fucking shredded cheese in the panThis is the first time I've physically reacted to her cooking.
id odfbnt fpel gooodp friennds
>>29304516>You all say "justice was served"nobody said that
>>29305358at this point Haachama is an honorary Aussie
>>29305373Flare's english in titles is really cute
>>29305387the only positive would be that her retard voice is a gimmick. she actually speaks (vaguely) normal english irl.
>"That is really sticky!"
>>29305360She already doxxed herself once
THANKS DOC
>>29305388She never posted her cooking but she has mentioned having cooked for herself before.
>>29305404That was Mel.
>cunny cunny bun
T-Thanks doc
haatons... your girl is special...
>sticks the tongs that touched raw chicken INTO the bag of shredded cheese
>>29305216chats are way too fast to do live translation and good clips (the ones that take hours to make) aren't worth the effort because an ESL and completely out of context clip gets 10x more views most of them just translate to their close circle like discord or some shit
>>29305099I feel like her alts so far always have at least something that makes them inferior to her main outfit. Not sure if this was intended or not, but her main is a pretty high bar to begin with so I could see her just experimenting things over with her alts insteadalthough they have something that makes them stood out on their own ways, they don't really conform to people's usual standards that were given by her main post-redesign outfit. I'd like to see her having an alt that's actually grounded and less flashy than her current ones so far though
>>29305387"Well at least she can cook, right son?"
>>29305360theres very few things that would cause her to graduate, she has high seniority and clearly they dont give a fuck what she does
>>29305396>functioning brainanon are you even watching this?
>>29305387They would be satisfied as long as I get her pregnant.
REMINDER
>>29305383Why would I not be ??
>Another big collab with Polka coming up tomorrowNaisu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2a6X4PPghc What are they going to do to the game?
>gyozer is not my number yet
>>29305396>functioning brainanonchama
(SP): voy a conseguir queso
>>29305388there's the shitty pekomiko bread from a few weeks ago
>>29305377Seriously thank god shes still young enough that her immune system can still tank shit like this
bros the bun is smoking...
>>29305425I think multiple holos have done it. I thought I remembered someone saying Aki did it too.
>gyoza is not my member anymoreNenebros?
>>29305135even her imouto edit looks like a cheap chink knockoffsasuga...
ReminderYou don’t get to complain about EOPs or ESLs unless you post your N1 and C2 cert
>>29305395tfw haachama irl is a butamusume
This might be the most painful haachama cooking episode yet
burned...
>>29305265am busy idol please ansastd
The BGM is starting to get to me in combination with this abomination of a burger.
Haachama making burgers now. she has completed the transformation
shes left the bun on the pan longer than the fucking chicken
>>29305456Probably Asylum Pro
>Sees burned bun>small pause>okay... that's alright
>Ok, that's allright
HOLY SHIT THAT BUN
imagine drinking onions sauce...
Lmao the onions sauce story
>>29305411It was said plenty of times. People were cheering at their graduation announcement.
>>29305388probably notshe's a neet that only eats konbini food or her parent's cooking
>>29305456play it normally
>friendship with gyoza ended Whats the narrative here?
>>29305387pff, my parents would be proud if i brought a nugget home
>>29305448i miss her old live 2d.......
Jesus christ Haachama that'll fuck you up...
>Haachama drank onions sauce in middle school and it gave her a headacheit explains a lot actually
>trying to skip class by poisoning yourself with basedsaucechammers...
>>29305481There's way worse than this
>drank onions sauceoh yeah i forgot about that. explains everything.
>>29305481Aki is in shock.
>>29305498>>29305501>>29305514roru roru rumao
>>29305467see you all in 3 days
Aki... don't look!
>>2930539514kg gain on a tiny girl is no joke
>try getting sick with drinking onions sauceShe really embodiment of retardedness
>sawceAlways gives me a chuckle when certain words come out painfully Australian.
Isnt this a fire hazard?
>chugging onions sauce to get sick & skip classyab
>>29305439Her main one is so fucking good.
>>29305525Yab
No Haachama it's enough to toast the inside
>>29305524this is so stupid why am i laughing
>>29305395anon those are gloves
AAAAAH NIGGER MAN HELP ME! IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE WITH EVERY SECOND!
that looks like cum
>>29305525CUTE!
It looks like someone sneezed in it
IT MUST BE MORE HARD
>>29305525I love Aki and I love this pic
this is too stressful to watch, it feels like she could start a fire at any moment
>>29305454Tamaki collab when
>>29305487can you feel the wrinkles on your brain becoming smooth? you can, right? isn't it great?
>>29305525>posting something like that when the meido is already camping in the threadmadlad
>>29305525good bye
>It needs to be more hard Stop fondling me Haachama my dicc can only get so hard
>>29305454What collab?
even i can cook better than this, and i only know how to shove cardboard pizza in the oven for 20 minutes
>>29304512>>29305142Miko was just helping Korone back then, because Korone's still new. They were (or are) a duo, but in no way a ship. And Miko herself knows that.
a yubi
salmonella ASMR
>>29305395How can she be fat when all she eats is charcoal.
>look at the Hamburger
i want to teach my autistic daughter how to cook so fucking bad bros
Haachama stop
>That sauce
>fucking noodles
jesus fucking christ what is that miserable piece of chicken ontop of the bottom bun
she might have been saved with the chicken if it was a thin slice, but touching everything with things that have touched the raw chicken is yabai
>>29305456Freak Subaru out.
ok wtf haachama
Why is she baking Buns?
Pasta hamburger? What the fuck aussies??!
I'll never forgive the Australians!
food poisoning RTA...
That is one of the most sad looking hamburgers i have ever seen
>>29305589Aki Rosenthal...
>>29305549she likes it HARD
Babby's first Haachama cooking I presume? Everybody is overreacting to shit she's either already done or said in the past.
You know that's actually nice enough... except the salmonella.
>>29305456sora...
>just found out Kira graduatedi'm sorry i called you a cock sucking faggot for not streaming please come back i won't ever complain about having 1 stream every 3 months. it's more than enough please don't leave
>pasta burgerAUSSIES EXPLAIN
I'm amazed how many people here didn't know about the souy sauce story
this fucking music
cold smoked salmondo it Haachama
THE CHICKEN IS FUCKING RAWTHE BUN IS BURNT>salmonWHAT
I give up, how the fuck do you fuck up a hamburger so bad? Why the fuck did you prepare the buns first????
sushi hamburger next
Burgers, rate that thing
HAACHAMA?!
>She puts half of a tomato on the burgerJesas
>haachama can cook on the stove and shes 19>meanwhile im too fucking terrified to cook on the stove and oven despite being 15
ok now it's a lost cause
Honestly if I ate that I'd pick off the tomato over anything still
>pasta burgerAUSSIES CHAMA?????
now I'm mad, do not put fish on that you psycho
>SalmonAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29305481>
That chicken is going to give her food poisoning...
this is hilarious
SUSHI BURGER?!?
This has to be on purpose.
>that fucking quatered tomato on top of the ramen noodles>raw fucking salmon on topLMAO
HAACHAMA HAND!
>salmon and pasta chickenburgeraustralia really is a strange land
Who tf cuts tomatoes like that for a burger?
>a single wedge of tomato>>29305616>>29305617The fuck you blaming us for? I've never seen that bullshit.
salmon nella burg
>Raw salmon on burgerYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB STOP HAACHAMA ONEGAIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29305438I feel bad for BecauseOfReasons, chat is just too fast for him nowadays.
>>29305556Yeah it's mine
litterally (salmon)ellose
>>29305653Abayo
>>29305653
Coco, you just need to stream more, that's all, daily Terraria would had been your chance... Coco please stream...
>>29305659the salmon has to go first
fuck this is brilliant
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
salmonella burger with a side of parasitic worms
>sushi noodle cheeseburger
>>29305579She said the announcement will be later on twitter, but it's a big one, apparently.
Haachama stop your coworkers are worried about you
haato for fucks sake
>>29305660Never seen that shit here, must be some chink thing
DON'TDON'T EAT IT
HAACHAMA NOOOOO
>>29305699>>29305707whoops, i meant 25
AKI SHOWED UP
the salmon is smoked, you blind niggas
>>29305653I'm sure you meant 25.
>>29305649-20/10Armed Forces are standing ready to intercept her should she ever choose to cross into Bugerland.
>>29305628We get flooded with newfags every other day
As a burger, I'm literally crying.
>>29305555>>29305560>>29305605WOAH
Remember to eat your beggies or you'll end up like haachama
https://streamable.com/2bzq1t
>>29305667That was painful but a lot of fun
>>29305653>15Abayo
>>29305628Yea this one and her last 2 were edible
>>29305653adeios
>>29305636Is it really surprising considering people here didn't know about her real age or that she lives with her grandma.
>>29305684>>29305688>>29305692it's smoked salmon you retardsstill tastes like shit on that burger though
Haachama, what evil have you brought into this cursed land?
Mmmm sushipastaburgar just like mom make
AKI DON'T LOOK
>kira graduating what the fuckwhy didn't we protect his smile?
She isn't actually eating it
can someone link me the music
>>29305709>daily terrariaShe really should have. I mean she liked it so much she fucking grinded the shit out of the caves offscreen.
at least she toasted, well burned the bunsotherwise that'd be one mushy burg
>>29305653You will learn to cook and inevitably burn yourself pussy.
>kebabubusu
tasty!
i cant fukken sotp laiughnggg
KEBOSHUGod she's so cute.
Aki...
>>29305770Wtf happened?
>haachama cant say kebabCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>29305628Look at most of these posts, this may as well be global right now.
>>29305759The salmonella is from the chicken...
that looks terrible
lmao
I'm getting filtered brosI can't handle this shit
Haaton bros...Would you eat it?
>>29305649Unpatriotic/10
Im going crazy
would you?
>>29305653I know a dude who's almost 30 and can't boil water, ended up telling 40k people this too
>OKAY LETS EAT ITs-s-stopchama...
This fucking BGM man>Lets eat itYAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29305741Oh god, these Polka cooking simulator streams get me so bad.
>>29303786It's pretty obvious why she wanted hatebucks from all this crazy ex-holo fans, they were throwing money at some indies just to show Cover what they missed by not killing the Dragon, no doubt they would simp for ex-Holo CN if they start shitting on Cover. I bet it was Artia who pushed to graduate asap before the suspensions even ended because she saw the potential. But the thing is while they were initially allowed to keep their characters Cover was smart enough not to transfer the rights so they might keep some gegree of control over what they say or do, that clearly was a dealbraker.
>>29305817Not even haachama is eating it
She's going to fucking put herself in the hospital holy shit
>>29305814Yea I'm filtering you too
>>29305728>>29305653Anon...
You can't die from salmonella right
oh good, a knife, this will help things.
>>29305628>noooo stop having fun!!
As someone that uses CSP Bossu not using his pen stabilization triggers the fuck out of me
>>29305770Being a trap isn't as easy in real life as it looks in anime. Hopefully he has a good support network and can get better soon.>>29305804alleged mental and physical health issues
the fork reflection is YAB
>>29305828I would not
>>29305828For haachama yes
Is it possible to dislike coco without being called a chink?
you can see haachama's silhouette reflection on the plate
>>29305828POV: Haachama is your wife and she cooks this for your newborn baby
>eating burger with a fork and knifeThis might be the worst thing she's ever done on this show.
>>29305828it a dacky mouse
>>29305846I don’t think so but it’s not fucking fun
>borger with knife&forkdo australians really
Burgerbros how is haachama's burger?
>>29305814my main board is /ck/I'm gonna be sick.
chicken looks fine to me whats everyone panicking about
>>29305817ya of course
>>29305628Are we supposed to be jaded?
we have to put her down
>this is all the meat Straya can offer haachama WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KOALA AND KANGAROO MEAT YOU SICK CUNTS
>>29305628>>29305807Case in point.>>29305848
>she cant even cut the burger properly
>>29305828If it makes her smile I will do it
YOU CAN SEE HER REFLECTION IN TH FORK AND KNIFE
>>29305873i guess anime was true after all
>>29305555>>29305560>>29305605>>29305828We all know everyone in this thread would eat it because it's haachama's handmade cooking. I'd need a glass of Matsuri's pee with it though.
>>29305439I hope she gets a normal outfit like pic related
>>29305870Yes, but only if you post your full 23andme.
>>29305633Too late anon. He gone.
>>29305828yeah, fuck the matos, otherwise it's just Yakisoba Pan
Aussie anons, what have you been teaching her?
>>29305840meds
>>29305886I thought /ck/ was all about that Ja/ck/ though.
>>29305871I'd be worried about Haachama's titty milk. Anything she makes is probably big poison.
Why is she still eating it?
>>29305907But with JEANS
>>29305903does matsuris menhera energy make her produce redbull?
>putting random garbage in her mouth with no concern of sicknesshow popular was chammers in china before T-day?
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1328601325714726913
This is just food gore
I don't think even pigs would eat that and they eat anything you give them.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1328601325714726913 thoughts?
>camera wobbling is haachama not scared of the camera getting knocked over and showing her by accident
>>29305921just sex, sorry. we haven't had time foor cooking
god haachama's piss must actually taste like redbull
>casually having red bull with your meal as if it were a coke or a beerdo aussies really?
>>29305880Needs more tomato.
>>29305901I couldn't see it, going to rewind right after
>>29305828It a dacky mouse
I'm not sure if this is a harmful act or terrorism... lolOH GOD HER CUTTING THE TOMATO IN HER HAND HOLY FUCK
MORE tomatoes
>>29305915Yea I'm not sure why she didn't cut the tomatoes more or even put them on at all
>slicing tomato OH HER HAND
STOP CUTTING IT WHILE HOLDING IT
HAATO STOPPUSING A KNIFE LIKE THAT PLEASEYOU'RE GOING TO SLICE YOUR FINGERS OFF ON STREAM
>>29305863I think I saw her reflection for a tenth of a second on the knifeI'll CSI it later if the vod is kept up
>incredibly dull knife that can barely cut through a tomatooh jesus christ.>>29305878No.
God damn her cutting the tomato was terrifying.
>shakily cutting in midairwtf...
>>29305938Only 7?
>>29305817Anything for her.
JESUS CHRIST SHES GONNA LOSE A FINGER
>>29305937nothing she put in there is going to make her sick you fucking baby
>>29305846No.Haato also claims to have an iron stomach since that one episode in flipland from drinking the water there.
>>29305942Yes they wouldt.worked on a farm
this is disgusting
>>29305938>that line upHoly shit
>still wearing the gloves she handled the raw chicken withVERY YAB PLEASE STOP
>>29305938only 7 ?????
Didn't she touch every raw ingridient with same gloves?
>>29305953implying you wouldn't
>>29305938>only 7 girlsThat's a bummer, but the lineup looks really solid.
>>29305938I like some of these silhouettes.
>>29305938The tryhard bowl?
beautiful cross section on that burger
>>29305938>>29305945big brain onlyneed 3 more thought
>>29305938oh god that's a complete try hard group
>>29305938>>29305945>matsuri finally got invitedIt's time
YAB cooking stream....
>>29305938>>29305945Is that motherfucking Ayame AND NoelOh yes
Alright, I think the chicken was cooked based on that quick shot.
>>29305880That is NOT a burger
>>29305960pink gloves
>>29305938>Polka invites festival She's a good girl
>>29305938>>29305945Only 7?
>>29305955I can never eat anything savory without a sweet drink.
sums up the stream
>>29305870No.
>>29305976I saved it with shadowplay don't worry.
>>29305938>ayamekino incoming
>>29305938can't even scrape up ten people, pathetic>ayameshe's using up all of next year's stream time at this point
>she hasn't washed the glove
>>29305945Tryhard stack this time
>>29305828It's messy but the ingredients complement each other just fine, yes.
>"""Burger""">It's just the pattyJapanese people please stop that
fuck tomatoes, remove the tomatoes, they don't belong in anything
>>29305938>MatsuriWay to fucking ruin it
>>29306001of coursewho do you think this is?
>>29305938No peko? Sad.But the lineup looks good otherwise.
>>29305938>Ayame>Botan>Suisei>AyameNo fucking around this time
>>29306029Old hag couple of them two
>>29305938>Botan, Ayame, SuiseiWho will try the hardest?
>>29305938>ayameHLG IS GONNA FREAK
>more less spicy
Chicken is cooked thank god. The process of making it was horrible but it does look edible compared to her other recipes.
>>29305938Please collab with coco...
>>29305312I'm still mad.
>>29306031are you american
I-It's just a character right guys...?She's pretending... right?
>i don;t like ketchupBased
https://twitter.com/nonbi_re/status/1328577521466691587?s=20God I wish I were ______
>more redbull
>>29305938>RushiaDropped
>>29303945Weren't they all less popular? Seems like chinks have a jap fetish stronger than our weebs... and then they hate themselves for it and throw temper tantrums
Haachama... That's salmonella, not spicy
>>29306004of course, straight from the tap
>>29305804Trap memes are a lie and most of them end up insane and or killing themselves and feeling incredibly depressed that they can never actually be what they want to be because no amount of estrogen is going to make it work.
PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO
>>29305938Only 7 players...?
>>29305945>botan >noel >ayameJust make it 3 impostors already
Haachama... SHE'S EATING Sandwich with her dirty raw chicken gloves
>>29306027matuli is the fly in this ointment.
>reh-boo
>she doesn't like ketchupBASEDfuck ketchup it's the worst sauce
>Hates ketchup>cooked the chicken correctly>man enough to cut tomato in handbasedchama is better at cooking that you
>this music>this burger>this voicemy sanity is slipping away
>doesn't like ketchup because it has too much sugar>drinks fucking Red Bull
>>29305938>Noel>Ayame>Botan>SuiseiThe imps are fucked aren't they?
How come Haachama is one of the healthier holo depsite eating junk pretty much most of the week yet someone like Matsuri gets sick once every 2 weeks
>>29306072ayame is going to snipe as usual
>>29305880>burnt the buns on both sides>fucking noodles in it>WEDGES of tomato>no sauce>would probably make you sick because she doesn't know about food safety>no beetrootAbout a 2/10 for me.
Haachama's real voice is leaking
>>29305938ayame will ditch noel again
>>29306091a girl
>>29305936Matsuri's piss is even better than redbull anon. I want her to drink it straight from the source, not even kidding.
>refuse to use oil>refuse to eat ketchup and drinking onions souce>always saying to add more veggiesHaachama is just a regular healthy eater.
>>29306057Hamburger originally refers to the meat just like Frankfurter or Wiener.
She's gonna get banned If she post her food in /ck/, is she ?
>>29306032It doesn't seem too bad this time
>>29306124>How come Haachama is one of the healthier holo
>I'm getting more of a seared bite
>>29306088her host family didn't feed her and now she lives with her alzheimer's grandma, she's little more than a feral child foraging for food
>>29306124AUSTRALIAN IMMUNE SYSTEM BUFF
>Why does it taste cheesy?Haachama, you put cheese on it..
There's something charming about listening to this cute little retard stumble through speaking English
>>29306127>beetrootget out
>>29306072obviously ayamebotan doesnt try hard she just has a functioning brainsuisei just wants to kill people
>>29306128She almost sounds... normal...
>>29306106>7 player>3 impostorBro...They might opt for 1 only imp at some point
>>29306134Europower.
>>29306118can't say she's not a hard cunt coz shes a hard cunt
>>29306124didn't she gain 14kg
>>29306028Might be good if it's 1 impostor game. 10 people is actually too chaotic.
>>29306120It's fine for a drink to be sugary, but fuck anyone who covers meat in sweetened tomato paste.
>Another one
>>29306124Probably cause she’s younger then most of the other Holos.
>>29306104So he was actually irl trap?
>I can make another one>That visceral chat reaction
>ANOTHER ONENO STOP TTNSPOTPSPOSPT
>>29306128Haaton please come back...
>i can make another one!
>>29305938Towa...
>>29306157It's required by law in Australia that all burgers have beetroot.
BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE
>>29306124She's probably been doing this her whole lifeHer immune system is equivalent to that of indians who swim in the Ganges
>>29305938>Noeltight>Ayame oh fuck...
>>29305880not a burger/10
Mayo > Ketchup >>>>>>>>>>> Mustard
>>29306095No foreign holo branch ever came close to the numbers jp were pulling until HoloEN came along. It seems like everyone regarded them as an inferior knockoff.
>>29305938Why not use pink Rushia's silhouette?
Do australians really?
>>29306066Take your meds
couldn't she really find 3 more holos to play? liek come on Watambe has probably nothing to do at 9 pm anyway
>>29305938Ultimate tryhard roster perfect
>Those fingersFatchaama....
>>29306183Ye
What do you guys think about BBQ sauce?
>>29306106luckily there's no Terra to change it to three impostors.
So this is the haachama experience. Im in pain and going insane but i like it.
>>29306124teens are like the fucking beta from muvluv, they can and will eat anything and everything
>>29306170Did you seriously believe this retarded crap? Get your brain checked.
>>29306209Calli took over as official pink character
I want to drink haatos taurine piss
>>29306028Skeld is too small for 10 people,I guess 7 will be less chaotic for discussion.
>>29305525She's even prettier than her character.
>>29305938>AyameThere is one whore among us.
>>29305938>Ayame, Noel, BotanIs might as well make it 4 impostors so they have a fair chance
please no, i don't wanna eat it
Fuckin retards spamming about raw chicken that isn't actually raw. Did you guys not see how fast the buns darkened? fuckin idiots.
>>29306220anon... your eyesight reps...
>>29305895She said she could find kangaroo meat at Woolies for some reason. It's pretty easy to find though.
>>29306222I'd rather use my sweat as condoment.
I recognise those finger tips t. australian
>>29306234ok faaton
Haachama hands...
>>29305895Kangaroo meat is shit. Has a really overwhelming earthy/gamey flavour, and it's hard to cook because it's super lean so if you overcook it it goes extremely dry & stringy. Try it once then don't bother again.>Australian food at home likeWell I'm from western sydney and I've never had a chicken noodle burger.
>>29306124She drank Filipino tap water
>>29306160This most of the holos that anons call "tryhards" are just those that actually think instead of just REACT like Subaru/Marine.
>>29306124what doesnt kill you makes you stronger
>>29306170Stop repeating that bullshit.
>>29306183Either that or the idea of pretending to be one and not getting much value from it drove him to an edge. Or maybe he just wanted to quit.
>>29305938Ayame won't ditch Noel this time around will she..is Ayame being there a debuff or a buff to Noel
>>29306198then why is hungry jacks the only place with an aussie burger
>>29304653I hope she shows more tits/skin this time.
UMM HAACHAMA AND LUNA OFFCOLLAB COOKING FUCKING WHEN???
>>29306124She drank Philippines water when she was a kid.She's a superhuman now.
>>29306288strongest water
>>29306240Imagine crunching on her kidney stones
It's NOT Australian food, Anon's don't listen to her.
>>29306262Speak for yourself. The only people who believe a teenage girl can gain 14kgs over the span of 2 weeks must be a fucking landwhale themselves.
>>29305803nozomi tojou...
>>29306124She isn't 100% pure Japanese.
>>29305938Noel, botan, Suisei, ayame, and polka. Damn this game is stacked.
>>29306235But I liked pink Rushia....
>>29306251nobody here has ever cooked food
>>29303769In that case they have to find a husband asap, otherwise they would have to cry and beg for help like that niji slut Shiba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x28QcGjQ51g
>>29306305But shes australian
hime sama...https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1328603397516374017?s=19
>>29305955she's been hanging out with bogan tradies.>farmers union ice coffee and a pie at 7am>monster and sausage roll at 11>smokes and red bull at 3pm>long neck at knock off
I thought it was just bread and vegemite in Australia
>thank you PoodleThat was cute as fuck.
>aussie burgerShe's slandering us, bros...
I want to grip her cheeks while she's eating this abomination
>authentic Australian burgerUm??? Aubros your explanations???
Haachama don't make it 15kg...
She is making another one
>>29306057>hamburger>no ham
>>29305938It's missing Okayu it still looks great.
>>29306285Do you want Luna to die?
>>29306285Luna would sacrifice her wrist to strangle Haachama for the last cooking collab
>>29305938>Ayame and Noel impostor roundPlease let it happen
CLEAN THE PANPLEASE
Sometimes that clip of Kanata saying "based" pops into my head
>>29306251Do your cooking reps anonchamajust because something seared quickly on the outside does not mean the heat penetrated deep enough to actually cook the insidethere is no way that chicken actually got thoroughly cooked through
Round 2 baby!
>>29306128It's so weird hearing her speak like 5 words normally before she falls back into Haachama voice
>>29305632Consistently misses Phasmophobia collabsWill miss a simple pizza party with the same people she did the Holofest announcement weeks agoSora...
>woolies chicken >not colesdisgusting chama
>>29306329You're supposed to mix butter + vegemite
>>29306329Fosters too
Eat up
>>29305938>Phasmophobia (tryhard edition) tonight>Among Us (tryhard edition) tomorrowAre we finally entering the gachigaming arc?
>>29306355No it adds flavor.
oh noooo
>>29306124>Were going into round two No haachama my brain can't handle anymore onegai.....
what the fuck is that chicken, is it the lighting?
>Doesn't wipe the pan before using it againI'm gonna lose it.
God just what the FUCK did those fucking Bogans planted into poor Haachama's mind...
Hime i hope you are going to be okhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Quervain_syndrome
>>29306353They'll have to play with single impostor, surely?
>round 2here we go boys
If Haachama stayed in Australia for another year, she'd be chugging Fosters instead of Red Bull.
>>29305925/ck/ is half jackposter retards, and half people who would gladly ban that cunt in a heartbeat.
where's the oil?
salmonelachama...
>I'm really good at cleaning.
Did she add oil?
oh thank god she cleaned it
>round 2please........ im not strong enough
>>29305911it hurts
>>29306363that chicken isnt very thick, its cooked
>>29306124She drinks Redbull regularyly. I don't think that counts as being healthier.
>>29306363I have done my cooking reps. That's how I know it was fine.
>>29306327Nice to get an update at least
Her accent is thick but you can tell she hams it up
>>29306327she REALLY needs a vertical mouse :(
>Lets clean it!>picks up the leftoversAussiechama...
>>29306395nothing wrong with that
>this is getting cheesy>let's clean itGet to it doujin artists
>>29306352YES
Who win dinotendie or Haato?
>No Oil>Uncleaned panWtf do you mean oil from itself. It's not a goddamn bacon or burger. Its fucking chicken!
>not even adding salt and pepper
>>29306403fosters is brewed in the UK, anon
Why are you guys watching this garbage
>>29306327Rest well, Hime-sama.
>>29306408it doesn't need oilaren't you listening?
>>29306450Because it's almost 3AM and I have nothing else to do.
>>29306281They already in collab together before dumbo
it's a skinless chicken breast haachama... what oil.....
>>29306327So she needs surgery?
>>29304374This, holos don't even think about the homos because they're idols.
>>29306450its fukken hilarious
ITS FUCKING DRY!!!!!!!
>>29306403>fostersit's VB or carlton draught cunt, no other piss counts
>>29305938>suisei>botan>polka>noel>ayamekino inbound7 people only though, 2 imposters actually seems pretty imbalanced on this setting considering the members. I hope they can get more people if possible
>>29306450this is peak entertainment
>>29306450I have work in an hour and felt like suffering
https://files.catbox.moe/t5hdh4.jpgMeat is cooked. Its just the lightingI should do this everytime when hachaama does a cooking stream.
>>29306420I thought she was cooking the leg part.
>>29306327How intensive is the surgery required for it?
>>29306437the reason your house smells after frying is because youre fucking burning shit anon
>>29305938Kaichou...Shion yo...Meru...Sensei...Fuutan...
She liked crocs its over.
Haachama reinforcing the gender binary. Based.
>>29306447>>Uncleaned panyou dont need to clean the pan you idiot
>>29305938Has 0 gen, 1st gen, 2nd gen, 3rd gen and 5th gen. If only Luna wasn't injured, she could be the 4th gen rep.
>>29306397https://i.gyazo.com/2c825e41b16afea6ba4282a48e579ac4.pngHIMESAMA?!?!
>crocsSasuga Haachama.
I've been subscribed to Haato since she started (pre-hololive) and i thought for the longest time that she was white, like a white woman born and raised in Japan. She really does have a very uncommon voice for a Japanese woman
>>29306397>see also mobile phone overuseDamn that anon was right
>>29306450>garbage How new?
>She likes CrocsBasedchama!!!
>>29306450Because she is my daughter, and she is retarded.
Her bogan accent is getting better each day.
>>29306337She's a liar. Beetroot is absent.
HAACHAMA 3d COOKING FUCKING WHEN?
what's the worst thing haachama has made so far haatons
>>29306494Looks undercooked
>>29303381> be Polkacci> have to show HAPPY FACE everytimeI cry evrytiem bros...
>>293064881 imposter as per traditional werewolf game
>>29306486tooheys cunt
>>29306512two kinds of people watching the stream, people who cook, and kids trying to fit in
>>29305938>Matsuri>Polka>Rushiathis is gonna be the best one yet
>>29306494>cucumbersim surprised you did it but god damn anon
>>29306479Surgery next time apparently
>>29306494that actually looks worse than what she's cooking
crocs footjob from haachama
>>29306450because i enjoy the retardmoe
>>29306447hey it worked
It's been -13 hours since Haachama announced she got food poisoning. I'm glad she's alive but she's definitely not doing well.
>>29306513My bad anon looks like your princess is going to be a queen soon.
>>29306488Keep your expectations in check. Don't need people getting salty that a collab isn't as good as they wanted it to be. I also hope they get more people.
>>29306513Surgery needed... Piano at risk... Hime-sama...https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1328603397516374017?s=20
>she just fucking tore it in halfAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29306513Zip it anon, it was supposed to be a surprise.
>>29306556HAACHAMA LOVE!
>>29306274Hey, leave my dumb cosplaying pirate wife out of your shitflinging.
>>29306539The curry hotpot
>>29306397>Women are affected more often than men. The syndrome commonly occurs during and after pregnancy.NARRATIVEBut honestly it's most likely because she has phone addiction
>>29306544that still exists?
>>29306447>>29306495
>>29306523>I've been subscribed to Haato since she started (pre-hololive) The pickles archives. I need them
>>29306561Pregnancy does not a coronation it makes
>>29306556HAACHAMA LOVE
Fatchama is fat as fuckYou can see it through her fingers even if she uses a glove.
>>293064887's a really bad number actually. 1v6 is too hard for the imposter but 2v6 is way too easy as the crew has to vote or risk losing after a single kill.
>>29306450As opposed to what? Minecraft or Apex autism stream #9999999?
>>29306523Well she does have anglo blood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish I could afford buns like the ones Haachama is wasting for views....
>>29305938Anyone want to make a bingo for this?
ztop...
the cheese.....
>>29305938No Luna?
TASUKETE NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I don't need salt and pepper>Let's put curry instead!I'm glad she got bullied
>>29306506Shion yo said she still practicing and want to learn the game first
>>29306512The fucking cunks on it is gonna burn into little charcoal especially with no oil. It will taste like shit when the juices get on your food and set off your fire alarm.
>>29306523Shes an eighth British at least so she probably picked up some mix of accent
>>29306488Impostors are fucked, the crew is just way too strong
Is this ja/ck/?
>>29306550>>29306541its a .25$ burger and i havent bought a new smartphone in 5 years. >>29306550whats wrong with cucumbers anon?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>>29306625>eighth
>>29306327Damn, I have tendonitis and that shit hurts when it flares up. It's one of those illnesses that isn't life threatening but fucks up your productivity and screws with you until you rest it. Even then it'll flare up randomly again and fuck up your work schedule.
>>29306586>>29306513>that autist that seethes over the lunaito chad images is going to start using this nowTowa numbersposting didn't work so I guess that's where he'll go next
pan is bwoken
>>29306625i dont think thats how genetics works anonchama
>rips bun in halfWTF WHYS IT BROKEN?
>>29306512And even PTFE will fail to protect your food from sticking then.
>>29305938>tryhard rosterIKUZOOOOOOOOOO
>>29306623no they arent, the pans not that hot
Thats just HALF a tomato. Why. Why.
>>29306632Not enough botulism.
>>29306397>Those who are middle aged are most often affected
looks good
>>293065431 imposter also seems pretty unbalanced too, at least one person might actually figure it out considering the roster
gulag haato immediately
>>29306523>pre-hololiveWho the fuck are you trying to fool? As if you knew about some small time twitcaster.
Towa...