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Dead hours, time to go back to not reading /hlgg/. Go do your reps or something.
I like chicken!
I love Gura
I'm from the future, where HoloEN gen 2 was just announced.Ask a time traveler anything HoloEN related.I don't have much time before I need to go back, and I don't want to butterfly effect anything, but I'll answer what I can.
How do I free myself from Amelia's grasp?
Would you let your oshi beat the shit out of you?
ATTENTIONMori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
Gura loves you!
posting a kiara since i wish the best for her future at hololive
I Gura love
bump
How will Haachama make her burger?
>>29303127Why try at this point? You'll enjoy it much more if you just accept the delusion.
When will Mori kneel to Suisei?
Damn I hate sleeping. You miss out on everything. What the fuck is this shit?
>>29303132But does Gura love herself?
>>29303022Basically she wants to drop off the character and just stream as roommate and make everyone listen to her and support her.I'm sure most of KFP would be down for that, but it's a hard situation to be in because of her obligations as vtuber.
Please. Can any Holo play a 4X or grand strategy game? Hell, I'll even take a city builder game as well.
>>29303128Are any of them cute and funny?
>>29303139Why kneel to someone who already knelt? https://streamable.com/y4y5ge
Mori i don't care how much you hate the people here, stop collabing with shitterst. deadbeat
What did she mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/kw407y.mp4
Will HomoEN save the stars?
>>29303129I guess, but I'd much rather beat the shit out of them in a sexual and loving way
friendly reminder that all the Holos are the best Holos
>>29303128Has Amelia stopped getting cuter than usual?
we know about Gura's taste for oldies, country and city pop but what are thoughts about finnish reggaehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz18dKpQgmI
>>29303127
>>29303128please tell me we got a rrat chuba
>>29303139When she gets normal pants.
I think Gura was really expecting a friendly, supportive, tight-knit community that she could sort of form a bond with. And instead she got an army of screeching zoomers.
You are given the ability to get permissions for any game for each of the girls, which games do you choose for them?Note: These games would be for solo streams ONLY, so if you choose something like Bloodborne for Mori, Ina wouldn't be able to play with her.
>>29303129Yes. I deserved it.
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe.
>>29303127You cannot.
>>29303158>FinnishThe fuck?
>>29303151*clap clap*i chuckled
>>29303128do we have a snekgirl yet
>>29303132I am not amelia
>>29303128I want a hitler loli chuuba
>>29303150oh hey, someone saved it
>>29303141Who cares?
Which HoloEN is least likely to do anything special for Christmas?
>>29303165Have you not been in her membershrimp streams? She got what she was looking for.
CUMMING DEEP INSIDE OF HACHAAMA AND MAKING RETARTED BABIES
>>29303137I think she said during the minecraft stream that its going to be a sashimi burger..
>>29303153i miss him already...
>>29303142Anonchama where have you been? We've known this for a month now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurUxSeNPc8This hits differently
>>29303130This game was the shit
>ywn curse under your breath after almost being caught by Gura>ywn seethe with pure rage after she shuts the blinds the next night>ywn break in when she's away the day after and slide under the bed>ywn gently creep out as she rests soundly above>ywn stand up and gaze down upon her tiny, helpless for before you>ywn leave your 50 page love letter of Gura on the pillow beside her>ywn exit the house quietly, already planning the next night's particulars
>>29303129I'd let her try, yeah.
>>29303165Her membership streams are pretty much that even if the chat is zooming.
>>29303166I'd get Castlevania permissions for Mori over anything else, honestly.
>>29303192Literally never seen him like ever
>>29303153Me
>>29303185Mori, I think they will all do something, but she is least likely.
>>29303186I wish she would just turn on members only chat, even if it's unorthodox.
>>29303185Ina since she'll celebrate it with her family.
>>29302897That's how I read it too. Like, it's perfectly normal for one person to like the other more than vice versa in any relationship, be it friendship or otherwise, but I think Amelia may be particularly fond of Gura among her genmates and just doesn't really have the personality for that gushy teetee shit we're used to seeing most the other girls in Holo do when they're putting on a show.
>>29303165She's cursed to be extremely popular and surrounded by leeches no matter how she tries to escape. At least this time around, she has friends to support her.
>>29303185Mori will spend christmas jerking off some anituber random
>>29303128>I don't want to butterfly effect anythingYou already did that by making this post, you fool.
>>29303185Mori I hate to say it cause all the fuckin Antis lately, but it's just the truth. I think all of them will do something, though.
>>29303149https://streamable.com/yekxod
>>29303142She's been a fan of him for over a decade, while I don't care for him this isn't something new
>>29303165If she really expected that, she's dumb as a real shark. More likely she's enjoying the company of her new coworker-friends
>No HoloEN Girl has puked on stream yet.This sucks
>>29303197https://vocaroo.com/17yP6UZ115R1
>>29303185Ina because she's graduating soon.
>>29303149Critikal is one of the few oldschool youtubers I still follow. Hes alright. A better idea woud be to collab with him as D6 instead of Mori but Mori has the final say
City slickers would never understand RRATs.
Is it wrong to concernfag to Polka? The way people talk about her reads like eulogies. How bad exactly is her depression?
>>29303128Do we have a strategy game specialist chuuba?
>>29303209Use a chat selector extension and you too can avoid the underaged cancer
>>29303166Mori gets Persona 1Only 1, no nuPersona
>>29303001That's because this place is full of emotionally stunned jaded retards who assume everyone is also a shitty person just like them, and think showing any emotion other than happiness is baiting for supachats
I'm not even KFP but I have the strong urge to comfort Kiara and reassure her that everything is gonna be okay. This feeling really snuck up on me...
>>29303062>TL: I took a look at some of my posts from a few days ago, what the fuck was I even saying?Screenshot text just seems to be goslinging over GurAme and how he's worried that Ina will melt the gremlin out of Ame.
>>29303185Gura because wuhaha shork brain will either forget or just not think about it.
>>29303220it will happen eventually anon. we already had kiara have a massive cramp so thats something.i hope she sees a doctor about all her shit
>>29303185Gura has church duties
>>29303220forgetting about Gen 0 are we?
>>29303238She's graduating anon...
>>29303148Mori cant keep getting away with it
>>29303209she says her chat keeps freezing, I honestly think she has a plugin filtering for members-only chatters and that's what keeps breaking
>>29303242Are you retarded? She's been hype for Christmas since before Halloween.
We're already halfway through November. Which HoloEN is least likely to do anything special for Christmas?
>>29303144>she wants to drop off the character and just stream as roommateI doubt she meant taking it that far because she legitimately loves being Kiara, more she just wants to be honest with her fans and not bottle it up which is something she's already doing. Hell she had that whole conversation about depression last stream.
>>29303143Madoka is such a shit overrated anime
>>29303216>Narrative that Mori is a bad at videogames on purposeError 404.jpg
>>29303185Gura will talk about doing all sorts of stuff for Xmas and when the day arrives she will do absolutely nothing
>>29303166What >>29303202 said. Alternatively, Gura's choice of RE game.
>>29303216
>He hasn't made an entire set of cards of his oshiWhat's your excuse, /hlgg/?
>>29303144Not really, she loves idols and enjoys Hololive which has a similar air
>>29303197Are we gonna make it, Klaiusbros?
>>29303166>Amelia - Pavlov VR>Calliope - Dragonball Fighter Z>Ina - Factorio/Satisfactory>Gura - Alien: Isolation>Kiara - Stardew Valley
>>29303265Anon...?
>>29303265>Gura streaming on ChristmasNot gonna happen here
https://youtu.be/df3foPky_iEUmmm I thought I didn't like Mori, maybe I was wrong.
Can you please be quiet /hlgg/ i have a headache
>>29303225Critikal is so fucking bad now. He now masquerades as this internet morality/"common-sense" police that no one asked for. He also steals content from notorious feeder Joshua Moon
>>29303062>>29303076>>29303085It's an Iname artist, take your collective suppositories
Why does Suisei get gen 0 seniority when she transferred in not even a month prior gen 4? Why must gen 1 kneel to her?
>Gotta strip a layer.>It's not lewd, calm down, it's just a hoodie.
>>29303128does Ina release the loli Amewhen does Ina release the loli Ame
>>29303147We've only seen silhouettes so far, but two of them look pretty short so I'd say so.>>29303157She hit 1m subs recently and was pushing the GFE super hard during that time, so no.>>29303162One of the new chubas has round ears, but they could be anything.>>29303178Yes. In fact her bottom half is a snake tail.>>29303181>>29303229There were some leaked docs in the thread mentioning a HoloHistory gen, but that could've been a schizo making shit up.>>29303214There are some things between now and when I'm from that I'm trying to undo.
Remember that Kiara is helping Polka on her English Reps
Please watch Polka
>>29303265forced meme
>>29303139So I'm curiousWhy do holo suck at dancing? Does the 3D rig limit their movement?
>>29303268Hot take, zoomer.
>>29303145what rank is ina in starcraft 2
HoloEN insider here: The girls are planning a full gen production of All I Want for Christmas, we just managed to get the copyright issues ironed out with the rights holders.
>>29303227She just told Botan how she would love to die young, to accomplish as much as she can while she keeps her youth and then just die
>>29303248But it's not the SAME. I want Mori to puke and follow it up with a "Guh"
>>29303216Berate schizo fanfic writers and they start making videos based on their fanfics. Can't win with you lot.
>>29303216Mori please, forgiveness....
>>29303128What does Africat's new model look like?
>>29303288
>>29303296
Mori is like Rushia is able to make paypigs by not doing anything and somehow make more money when telling people not to give her money
>>29303166>which games do you choose for them?What ever game is their most favorite game of all time, I don't give a fuck about my tastes let them have fun with what they want
>>29303279>Legendary Creature and not a PlaneswalkerUh........Do you even lover her?
The doctor is in...https://twitter.com/_uwaaaaaaaaa/status/1328309718930997250?s=19
Polka cooking time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQIaJ_n3-wI
>>29303216This fucking bitch, I legitimately loved her even more after that fucking ASMR stream
>>29303266>>29303144her whole depression rant was about how she basically gave up on life until she found hololive. i doubt she'd want to be her roommate anymore, since being takanashi kiara is basically a restart button for her
>>29303298>Yes. In fact her bottom half is a snake tail.FUCKING NIIIIIIIICE
>>29303225is not about "alright" or not, is about colllabing outside of the brand.
>>29303221>he read my post aloudI'm tickled and disturbed
I'd sooner have calliope mori ride digibros engorged member than collab with Nyanners
>>29303130>Botanheh
>>29303314I want to have sex with you, EnMa.
>>29303268Please kill yourself
>>29303286You should watch tonight's stream, it was fun.
>>29303265always love the underlying current of anger that radiates from these edits
>>29303195Fuck. These slightly slower Gura songs are a blessing.
>>29303337I'll listen later, it's bedtime so I'm gonna listen to Polka ASMR
>>29303268Idk about the show itself but it's just like Evangelion, you can't talk about magical girls or mecha with normalfags without them thinking they're above watching anything else in the genres cuz they watched those two
>>29303216So this is what happens when an anon becomes a vtuber.
I finished coloring the alt version here it is I hope you all like it, the gills got even more detailed.
>>29303153>I want to do a collab with Astel-san >but I don't want to make you guys madhmmmm
>>29303300I'm so glad they are in contact behind the scenes and possibly comfort each other.
https://youtu.be/A-nYDXNafUU?t=5107Listen to that rustling and tell me it's not LEWD
>>29303308>>29303348Fuck off, Madoka is peak Urobutcher garbage.
newfag here, i have a question... why is polka depressed?
>>29303148When are we going to get a Suisei x Mori collab? We know that Suisei would say yes in a heartbeat
>>29303314Noted. This'd better happen now.
Anyone else only follow 1 HoloEN, and use this thread to keep track of the others? I don't antipost or anything, but I just don't have enough time to follow them all.
>>29303375We're gonna make it, Deepbros. We're finally gonna make it
>>29303375holy fuck
I want to buy reaper bath water!
>>29303227polka just seems like a normal theater/drama kid to me. i don't know if that's actually a thing in japan but it fits pretty well with most of the aspects of her personality.
>>29303298>Yes. In fact her bottom half is a snake tail.Oh no, why couldn't she be the OTHER kind of snake girl, with the snake part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
>Gura changing her diet, eating healthier foods, and focusing on foods that help her vocal cords, i.e cutting dairy out and eating melons>said she was researching idols, watching her senpais 3D concerts>practicing dancing while singing>mentioned she just started doing cardio, building up staminaShark takes her singing and hololive very seriously and is actively improving herself!
>>29303216So, what are we gonna do about it /hlgg/?
>>29303216God this is scary
>>29303375end thyself my dude
>>29303375Thanks, I hate it
>>29303350>Psychological projection is a defense mechanism in which the ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves by attributing them to others.[1]
>>29303337thanks clownbro I'd have missed this
>>29303185Gura will try to do something special, leave it half done, say fuck it and just go with a karaoke.
>>29303375why are chumbuds like this?
>>29303375Anon do you know what gills look like? These are starting to look more like open wounds.
>>29303339>since being takanashi kiara is basically a restart button for herman I wonder just how many of the holos wish they could just kill their roommate and be a permanent anime girl
>>29303375That's a big melon
>>29303331Based
>>29303220Just wait until Gura's reheated McDonald's diet catches up to her.
>>29303375
>>29303216Sometimes I worry about Mori's mental health I hope she finds someone to socialize with when Kiara goes back home
>>293033862deep4u?
>>29303293The art itself looks nice desu, shame I can't read bug though.Like wtf is going on in this shit: https://twitter.com/noedelsgeest/status/1327561267683291136?s=20
>>29303314I can only hope.
>>29303386You sound like the type of autist who unironically thinks Gargantia is one of his best works.
>>29303279absolutely based.
>>29303375I actually feel sick looking at this.
>>29303216I believe it. During her debut, she was dox and it was from us. She tried to give us chance after chance but we kept going and now she wants us to suffer.
>>29303344Between his hormone addled troon body and Mori's distinctively not child-like appearance I doubt there'd be much engorging going on. I don't think he can get it up anymore as it is.
>>29303290how so? I though he was making videos shitting on Karens a week ago?
>>29303393I use this thread to keep track of Kiara. I don't dislike her, it's just she streams at awkward hours for me. The rest I try to watch more or less all their streams. Working from home has its benefits, I guess.
>>29303375Those gills look real gross, good job.
>>29303393Only these two reallyI can't draw and Takamori stream in totally different hours
>>29303316Bar a wine-drinking stream going terribly wrong, this is probably the closest you'll ever get https://streamable.com/gupla1
>>29303334She can't be your commander if she isn't legendary bruh
>>29303375Why?
>>29303375please god never show me this again
>>29303404HEALTHY FIT SHARK UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>29303419>ywn fuck Gura's gillpussyWhy even live
>>29303406Nothing, we need something to talk about in dead hours.
>>29303216>The people on /hlgg/ who hate Mori just despise looking in the mirrorIt all makes sense now
>>29303441Wrong, it's Thunderbolt Fantasy
>>29303389>implying you need a reason to be depressed
>>29303282ame: pavlov vr like other anon saidcalli: superkillina: noita or lobotomy corporationgura: i dont knowkiara: rimworld suprisingly enoughrimworld for kiara on easy of course would be comfy as fuck.noita is the best roguelike ever and lobotomy corp for since the games lore and story is great.it still might filter her even though shes korean
>>29303375Thats some junji ito shit anon, goddamn.
>>29303333>>29303337be nice to polka
>>29303375This is the OC we need
>>29303465Couldn't planeswalkers be commanders too?
Quickly /hlgg/, post your idea for a Hololive EN show, movie or game.
>>29303393I only watch Gura Kiara and Amelia live. I try to get spoonfed on what Ina and Mori do here.
How do we convince Gura to do more chatting streams?
>>29303404I wonder if Gura and Kiara have discord calls where they both turn on their webcams and Kiara shows gura some idol dance moves
>>29303375anon, this is disgusting, use your talent for something else
>>29303220People always seem to forget that Mori actually came really close to throwing up during that Japanese sweets collab stream, girl can't seem to handle her sugar.
>>29303375Gura's gillpussies...
>>29303375I'm already getting desensitized by the gills. Nothing can faze me now.
>>29303307yes and yes. some are just shit at dancing and in the case of marine, her 3d has 'low frame rate' and it looks choppy.
>>29303339>i doubt she'd want to be her roommate anymoreYou think so? I'm more of the idea that while being Kiara is great, it would be even better if she could have that type of support by being her roommate instead of having to pretend.
>>29303498more supas
>>29303225>Watches a viral video>Says a middle school tier basic bitch opinion about itSeems like typical youtuber trash to me
>>29303166Gura: Muse Dash
>>29303375Please delete this I feel sick
wacom onegaistop being such a cunt
>>29303166>Ame - DUSK>Ina - CrossCode>Gorgona - PT>Kiara - Recettear>Mori - Blasphemous
>>29303375I'd really appreciate it if you never post this again.
>>29303404I hope this inspires fellow chumbuds to get /fit/ too.
>>29303375Damn, Gura looks like that?
>>29303216why cant you just let me love you, Mori? Why do you want me to suffer?
>>29303375Gura did you lay this egg!
>>29303166Gura: rhythm game of her choice without worrying about DMCA
>>29303499She really be pheonixstepping out here
>>29303143>that GuraUOH
>>29303216>doxxed>isolated sound to hear her fart>created negative narratives >blame her for everything>Mori finally snaps to attack, loves the feeling and doesn't want to stop.We deserve it...
>>29303225>>29303290>>29303455he seems like a colossal faggot to me
>>29303393Yes. It's nice to see people discuss other streams even if I'm not watching them.
>>29303375Never post this again
>>29303375>Have gills>Is pregnantDoes that mean her belly is full of eggs?Imagine
>>29303227She is like Kiara on the first 2 weeks + 5ch trying to fuck up her shit every single day, they even tried to said that EN audience hate her because of the screams.
>>29303493>GameEither a soulcalibur style fighting game with all 40 active girls, or a rhythm game featuring as many of the original songs and non-karaoke covers as possible
HoloEN VR streams when?
>>29303216>the podcast recorded was three weeks ago>narrative posting about herself on streamWe broke her boys
>>29303491Anything with the legendary tag I think. There are some planeswalkers that can't do it.
>>29303393>Mori - live>Amelia - live>Gura - live>Ina - VODsI don't watch Kiara anymore because I don't have time for 7-hour zatsudans. That's 7 hours I could be using to catch up on the other girls and I don't really like Kiara all that much in the first place.
>>29303290>He now masquerades as this internet morality/"common-sense" police that no one asked for.Nowadays this is literally everyone on YouTube who doesn't keep their opinions to themself. But still I love mori collabing with countless men, if only because I get to mercilessly mock and laugh at her fanbase for being massive cucks. Their suffering is my amusement.
>>29303520Damn, she was really avoiding mentioning Muse Dash.
>>29303500I feel like it's almost a for sure thing that is happening. What I would give to hear that convo and watch.
>>29303504That was so weird that it happened once and then never againDo you remember there was a narrative that she was diabetic that lasted for like a day or two
>>29303494That's a dangerous game since half the time this place makes up narratives about Mori's streams. People were convinced that none of the EN girls stopped by Mori's streams for a while.
>>29303476Deadbeats, dead hours, dead threads...
>>29303419I had plenty of reference for shark gills, they look disgusting and I can only assume with much redder humanoid blood and more transparent humanoid skin they would look considerably worse.
>>29303375i feel sick
>>29303493Cards Against Humanity with HoloEN.
>>29303514She has like $20K/mo in revenue after cuts from memberships. Supa reading is just not that time efficient for her.
>>29303307Its not the equipment coco seems like shes not even wearing anything when shes moving around
>>29303455>he was making videos shitting on Karens a week agohe himself acts like one in some of his recent videls. It's kind of annoying but it is what it is.
>>29303538Does he actually play the TCG or is he just another faggy investment collector?
>>29303151OH NO NO NO
>>29303553VR braps!
>>29303556All new Planeswalkers are technically legendary now, looks like you haven't played in years boomeranon.
You know I never really understood the Uoohhhhhh posting. But today when I was in the supermarket shopping I saw about a 12-year-old bend over in front of me, so I think I finally understand it now. Thanks guys.
>>29303393as much as i would love to see every single one of kiara streams live, some of her 9 am streams are impossible for me to watch so i use the thread to update me.
>>29303548eggs?
>>29303481Puppetkino cannot be beat.
>>29303578Doesn't Ame not like CAH?
>>29303582The latter
>>29303216She snapped and she won't stop until she's satisfied
>>29303559>Their suffering is my amusement.you mean her antis's suffering
>>29303166Amelia - Condemned 1 Gura - PTIna - Magic PengalKiara - I don't know Mori - I don't care
>>29303562Gura did tell a story the other day about her and Kiara being in a call and Kiara randomly singing sandman.
>>29303538don't know the guy but this content looks interesting compard to 90% of whats there on youtube
How many Takos can be cramed into a 1 meter cubed volume?
Narrative: Mori is bad at video games on purpose.
>>29303481Imagine having this kind of shit tastes
>>29303225Anon, i just scrolled through his channel and it's just dildos, condoms, and potty humor. He's always telling you how to think by openly mocking K*r*ns and geezers and collabing with AOC. A bunch of his content is either dime a dozen reaction streams or just some generic commentary video, except he's too lazy to record gameplay like Leafy and Pyro did. His infomercial videos were funny and all, but ever since the face reveal his content has been utter shit made for the underaged that think they're "too mature" for Pewdiepie.
>>29303375Anyone else pretend this is vore instead?
>>29303375>>29303523>>29303545Guns are nut enough, this should help
>>29303601Ame also didn't like Minecraft.
>>29303588yab
>>29303216I like her like this for once
>>29303588based pedochad
>>29303588
>>29303325MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
>>29303391She might be one of the 3 JP song collabs coming up. In fact she's the one I'd be willing to put money on.
>>29303265HoloEN 4EVER5
>>29303603>she won't stop until she's satisfiedso what you are saying is chat needs to be a better boyfriend
>>29303447>>29303521>>29303503I wanted to portray her gills as disgustingly as possible, I think it increases the gap moe.
>>29303393I try to catch everything from Ame and Gura live and watch the vods if I can't, Ina is the next priority but I won't dive into her vods as much if I miss stuff. For Kiara and Mori I'll try to get spoonfed but I'll check out the vods that seem extra interesting if I'm able to.Keeping up with Ame alone would be nigh impossible if I wasn't working from home but I try my best. I'll still skip stuff from Ame or Gura occasionally if I have to, it's unavoidable.
>>29303552Speaking of, has anyone made the girls in SC6 yet?
>>29303601I don't remember it coming up?
Comfy pig
>>29303588do chumbuds really?
>>29303623stop.
>>29303481Irresponsibly based post.
>>29303616>posting the girl that likes Sword Art Online
>>29303393I watch Ina/Gura/Ame live and don't bother with Kiara and Mori anymore. I'll check out Kiaras vods from time to time but I really have gone from really liking Mori to not giving 2 shits about her.
>>29303588Yab.
hey guys i asked for something to draw and one of you said "cunny" so i drew ame penetrating gura while doing the dreamworks smile
>>29303588YABAI
>>29303344But anon, you don't get to collab with Nyanners in the first place
Be honest chumbuddies: is she a daughterfu or a waifu?
>>29303615Go work on your members only schedule Mori.
>>29303491>>29303556>>29303587For a Planeswalker to be your Commander it needs to have the line of text "[card name] can be your commander." Being Legendary isn't enough for non-creatures.
>>29303608That's cute as all hell.
>>29303525>RecettearI feel Sakuna comes already so close to this.>do fighting>do rice autism>do fighting some more
>>29303279I like Kiara's retarded look
>>29303375How do I commission to keep making these? I think it's the medicine we need.
>>29303588Anon that's practically a teenager, have some standards. If you can't comfortably pick them up then they're not going to let you touch them at all.
>>29303601Because CAH is only fun with a close group of friends after you've stopped picking all the dumb shock value cards every round.
>>29303127https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29303618wait, so pewdiepie is /hgg/ approved?
>>29303641>>29303601Ame said she's played CAH multiple times and didn't really find it funny.
>>29303633Haachama's face in that art will never not make me giggle.
>>29303344>digibros engorged memberUhhh anonchama. I don't know how to phrase this but Digibro is...
>>29303636>I think it increases the gap moe.It doesn't.
>>29303660waifu
>>29303660she's my fahking daughterwife, you dog cunt
>>29303660yes
>>29303307They're Japanese.
>>29303227the same exact thing thats happening to kiara. antis saying shes fake and sending her hate, except polka is legit taking it next level in how much it mentally affects her.
>>29303139Wow look at her go!
>>29303681he says nigger, of course he's approved
>>29303375I can't look away...why can't I look away?
>>29303608Fuck I know this is barely related but since she sang mr sandman I wish one of the girls would play Stubbs the Zombie
>>29303672local degenerate artist single-handedly destroys idolfaggotry worldwide
>>29303393I only follow haachama now, but watch ame otherwise
>>29303618This tbqh. I'd rather watch literally any other kind of content than some middle aged has-been insincerely droning on about some absolutely milquetoast """edgy""" topic while occasionally interspersing a cold take ripped off of someone more intelligent. He seems like the most boring type of Youtuber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aByfahvXLB4What is wrong this this girl?
>>29303538>>29303582>>29303610He looks mentally 12 years old. He opens pokemon cards because 12 years olds love opening pokemon cards and now he gets to be rich adult doing what every 12 year old kid would love to do, open a shit ton of pokemon cards. His humour seems to revolve entirely around sex toy and asshole gaping jokes. I hope Mori goes on his podcast because they have a rule that they always ask the guest for masturbation stories[/spoiler[
>>29303420I bet most of them, definitely the ones that are single and not mothers nor pass thirty.I mean, their roommates are either charming or cute yet they went through shit on their life.
>>29303375Absolutely terrifying, please never post this again.
>>29303684?
>>29303139she's pretty good
>>29303185Ina. I can see her taking a break to spend time with family.However, what I wish they'd do, since they can't do group karaoke like the JPs, is do a Christmas carol karaoke stream relay. Start with Mori, Kiara, or both since they can actually get together and end with Gura.
>>29303413>No, I'm not mad guys I swear I'm not mad!>I only took out my day to edit this person I don't like out of a drawing but I'm totally not mad!
>>29303375Sorry anon but I prefer something like this, not that wounded stomach armor Gura
>>29303660Daughterfu
>>29303660Little sister, NBR
>>29303637Yea, I guess my problem is my oshi (ame) streams a lot which isn't a problem...I think. I do try to catch Gura and Ina's streams when they are streaming, like Gura's earlier MC stream, when Ame isn't streaming. Kiara and Mori just never stream within my hours, so I can't keep track of them.
Remember when people say HoloEN is highly talented, this is the talent they're talking about.https://files.catbox.moe/ch9vc3.webm
>>29303166>MoriAny SotN style Castlevania because she loves that shit>InaFinal Fantasy XIV for comfy grinding streams>AmeliaAce Attorney>GuraHarvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town so she can embrace her inner hick. That or Rune Factory 4.>KiaraStella Glow
>>29303636I think it looks great. Good job.
>>29303672My stocks are doing fine right now so I'm not taking commissions, you can subscribe to my fanbox for the high res versions though.
>>29303413>falling for the Psychology jew ngmi
>>29303227It's like Kiara but amplified. She really takes the anti narratives hard that I'm generally afraid she will one day end herself. Kiara and her 5th gen members talk to her so maybe she'll be okay.
>>29303375gills are gross
>>29303716>So Mori who was the last person you masturbated to?>You>...
>>29303715Being poor does strange things to people.
>>29303697Kiara interacts really well with her chat and that helps her cope with the antis, what about Polka and her fanbase?
I love How Walfie always manages to cram their Oshi into their drawings. Cute!
>>29303715ADHD and associated medicine
>>29303131someone post the screenshot
>>29303761look at this landfag and laugh
>>29303739>my problem is my oshi (ame) streams a lot
>>29303166Gura - Silent Hill 2Amelia - Pretty sure she can get permissions for all FPSesIna - Not sure honestlyKiara - Yakuza 7Mori - Symphony of the Night
>>29303716Yeah I dont think Cover would want one of their streamers on a podcast like that...
How hard is it for some crazy people to not save roommate shit or at the bare minimum not post it in the threads?
>>29303656I..um...uh..
>>29303493Reposting from a prior thread.>Hololive EN gets a slice of life anime>Starts with Gura, lost and confused on the surface, accidentally bringing the gang together through some contrived circumstances, starting with Ame, then Ina, Kiara and finally Mori>They become the family Gura never had underwater>As the series comes to a close, the girls leave one by one (Mori becomes a full time reaper, Kiara becomes a big shot CEO and has to move to be closer to KFP's new HQ, Ina ventures out to hone her craft because she fears stagnating as a priestess), each parting gets its own episode and each is more heart-wrenching than the last.>We're left with just Ame and Gura in the final episode.>Due to her constant time fuckery, Ame is fading away>The series finale is the two of them spending one final day together. As they watch the sun set, Ame says her tearful final good-bye to Gura. Gura begs her not to leave, but Ame fades to nothingness. Gura is once again alone.Would you watch it, /hlgg/?
>>29303185Mori said she hates Christmas, so she probably won't do anything holiday related.Christmas date onegai
>>29303765Pretty much the same but you can tell Polka is much more deeply affected by the anti talk.
Uoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29303680honestly sent chills down my spine
>>29303726Nigger you spent more browsing back to 158xxxxxxxxx.png than it takes to crop an image, take your meds
>>29303721Digibro is trans now anon. That "engorged member" is probably gone by now. Feast your eyes on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g42aCtEfKbg
>>29303656
>>29303765>>29303760the people that say that kiara is weak to antis are not polka members. i want to cancel my polka membership just because of how depressing some of her shit is
>>29303636but gills aren't open like that.
>>29303747>FFXIVShe technically already can play it, the game has open permissions as per it's website and Moona was playing it before her hiatus. She probably just doesn't wanna bother making a Holo account and then starting from the bottom all over again
Gura will post her padoru version on december 1
>>29303660Daughterwife
>>29303766I'm so glad Walfie has great taste in holos
>>29303148why do japs love her so much? unironic question
>>29303681When the fuck did i say that? Neither of them are /hlgg/ approved (yes i speak for everyone here, FUCK YOU). Collabing with Charlie is the twitch equivalent to collabing with Pewdiepie with all the shitters that will spill in to find out what she looks like irl.>>29303701Kill yourself /vpol/
It's sad that the perfect Amelia game isn't only Capcom, it's THE GAME that started the holocaust.
>>29303778The first question Trash Taste asked Mori was "do vtubers shit", and Cover promoted that podcast having seen it already and approved of its contents. They don't give a fuck
>>29303783sounds awful. You're not tkmiz
>>29303660Yes
>>29303780I save all of it and then don't post it. No, I don't know why I save it considering I wind up not even looking at it. It's just one of those things I do that has no real reason.
>>29303800please don't leave, it's only $5
>>29303404So they're planing a 3D concert for her's 1M?
>>29303783>Would you watch it, /hlgg/?yes but only if you include an OVA where Gura gets the rest of the girls back together to save Ame
When will Amelia play Hotel Dusk?
>>29303763
>>29303633the hex-unity
>>29303783>that endingFuck you, just reading it made me start to feel think I don't even want to imagine actually seeing it played out
Can't wait for reddit posts being linked.reddit screencaps being posted.twitter screencaps from literal randoms.Discord screenshots.Non-vtuber youtube videos.Random youtube comments.bilibili screencapsbeing posted in this thread
Watch Polka
>>29303799so this is what mlp does to your brainI'm done for
>>29303775
>>29303498By purging 3/4 of her viewers. She has so many viewers that she cant tell if slow mode is on or not.Imagine that.
>>29303809You know 5ch asks the exact same thing about why foreigners like Polka?
>>29303764She's just telling people how to reheat shit lmao
>>29303800Support her anon. Her and Kiara need the love. Polka more so because of obvious reasons.
>>29303811Oh God Ghost trick was such a fantastic game
>>29303681As someone said... Pewds managed to have normies and edgelords on his viewership without dying on the attempt.
>>29303796I literally just grabbed the first condescending looking image that was in my downloads folderIt's not that hard
>>29303166Factorio for AmeI bet she'll love the train autism. I don't know if it'll make an interesting stream though
>>29303687Mommyfu, just fucking imagine for a second.
>>29303847kek
>>29303775I don't know. For me, watching VOD's just aren't the same as being there live I never watched the first Among Us because I woke up late. I guess being part of the live discussion is more important to me
>>29303839Clearly that's why the end it with >>29303829 and having their newly gained skills from the time they were away save the day
>>29303829They are the somehow cause of Ame's injuries
>>29303845holos are just the new mlp, fags will deny this
>>29303847*dabs on Desk-kun*
>>29303803Ina could easily buy a job+story skip, but yeah she'd still have to play through the recent expansion and try to keep up with gear if she wants to stream relevant content. I can imagine she's already strapped for time, and that's not even accounting for how she'll want her own solid party of people to run things with, unless she wants to constantly get stream sniped in PF.
>>29303785>Christmas dateAfter this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94hIntc6JQ I'm not even close to ready. This dumbass reaper is too fucking cute and will be the death of me.
>>29303712>>29303618It seems like Mori had the Trash Taste all along.Maybe it could turn out a disaster, and she gets some "don't meet your heroes" moment, but with deadbeat's luck, it's not happening.
>>29303842but all of that has been posted here already?
>>29303120It's not dead hours. Polka is cooking.
>>29303847oof
>>29303687Fuck, give me back my (You).
yeehaw
>>29303847>Desk kun
>>29303783Angel Beats??
>>29303788KFP here, we put a huge amount of effort to make Kiara happy with the chat, the fact that in the last Sakuna stream really started to realized how important the fans she has more than fucking anti/narrative faggos was a huge amount, she even started to low more the voice, so we might get Kiara Limiters Off on the next Karaoke.I don't know how much Polkabros deal with Polka, and i don't know how much they do for her, i really hope she panders more to the EN audience, everybody loves Polka here, except /hlg/, fuck them.
>>29303850Polka is a good girl and the Japanese have shit taste. Easy.
>>29303746Ame what the fuck???
>>29303783YOU FUCKER! YOU ACTUALLY MADE THE FRIENDS FADE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>29303493>Holo Warriors - Dynasty Warriors clone>Idols fight off waves of fans with their abilities>Calliope has scythe attacks, kiara has sword & board + resurrection, gura has trident, Ina has huge tentacles and Watson has a gun or some shit I don't know
>>29303847Dabbed on
>>29303899
>>29303728The gills you posted are actually a lot more morphologically accurate. Uncovered gills are only present in primitive ocean creatures, almost all higher order species of fish have covered gills to reduce damage to them, because they are a sensitive organ.t.3/4 of a Biology degree
>>29303809because shes genuinely a likeable streamer? Its not like everyone except japs hate her, don't let a few schizos delude you on that
>>29303901That's not Klaius' artstyle
>>29303893
>>29303739Streaming a lot is both good and bad for me, it's good because there's so much content but it's bad because I don't want to miss any of it. Ame's storytelling and zatsudan have caused a real FOMO to take root within me, which isn't too healthy.>>29303775She's based, but there's no telling when Youtube's going to strike down another video over the fucking thumbnail. Hopefully she's more careful about it I guess.
>>29303881Well it certainly leaks everywhere and gets the entire website hating us.
>>29303874Same. You also might not get to see any of the stream if they don't archive it or private it. Mori had a very scuffed AmongUs stream that she decided wasn't worth showing to the public so watching it live was your only chance.
>>29303811Not only that...I doubt Ame has even a DS. She said she is not much a console person and she got the switch just for Hololive. She plans to get the PS5 tho...
>>29303766Based
>>29303912Exactly, Mori's a good girl and /hlgg/ has shit taste.
>>29303901Based Klaius.
God dammit guys, I was away from my PC for a whole week and I don't think I'll ever catch up now. I was doing so well just following Gura and Ame too, but things like watchalongs and karaoke lose a lot of their appeal to me when they aren't live.
>>29303843>>29303760Man it must be tough to be a Polkafag. She's been streaming for longer but doesn't seem to be getting better.
>>29303783I'd take Takamori slapstick comedy over this.
>>29303783No because I already went through this with my actual friends. Rather not be reminded of painful memories.
>>29303931No shit, Amelia.
>>29303796How new?
>>29303906kiara is definitely learning to stop listening to hate. last stream felt like a catharsis moment for her.haven't kept up on polka im concernfagging for her since she doesn't sound like shes improving
>>29303905Honestly I was thinking more along the lines of how Cowboy Bebop wrote out Edward and Ein before the final episode, but yeah that's probably even closer.
>>29303901Based.
>>29303783Shit bro... these are dead hours, not depression hours. Shit Im just sad now.
>>29303901
https://streamable.com/jdu8sr
>>29303950oh shit he said it
>>29303887Holy fuck, yes I've passed the point of no return
YouTube shadowbanned Gura and I ended up missing her cute and funny stream!
>>29303950The Mori argument literally boils down to NORMIES RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBut since I'm also against that, NORMIES RRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>29303809They think she's cool, that's basically itShe's actually pretty likable if you don't let superficial shit like the podcast or whatever /hlgg/'s monthly narrative is cloud your opinion
Do holos have Uncharted permissions? I remember playing 2 and 3 with my sisters many summers ago and we had a lotta fun.
>>29303906>she even started to low more the voice, so we might get Kiara Limiters Off on the next Karaoke.I noticed that too. Bless her soul.
>>29303931It's punished Klaius 10% de motivación.
>>29303809Anon, I'm gonna let you in on some classified information right now, okay? The daily autistic screeching you read here about how Mori ruined everything is strictly a /hlgg/ phenomenon.
>>29303393>Amelia: live, VODs if I can't make it>Gura: live if I'm bored or if Ame's in chat, thread reps otherwise>Ina: VODs>Kiara: collabs only, threads otherwise>Mori: collabs only, threads otherwiseFive different people's worth of streams is just too much. Ina streams too early for me, Kiara/Mori too late for me. Amelia and Gura stream at prime PST hours, but watching both live would take up all my free time.
>>29303906I support both. I'm hoping Kiara is able to get her through her English reps so she can talk with us.
IT'S BEEN DECIDED!BY POPULAR DEMANDBEHOLD, THE NEW CROWNED QUEEN OF HOLOEN!!!http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868
It got coloredhttps://twitter.com/haskyyyyy1/status/1328552474085519361
Anyone have the clip of Kiara killing chickens and ame asking but why?
>>29303783Thats terrible HoloEN anime should just be spongebob>Who lives in a sharkhead under the sea
>ywn have this much fun with Gura and Ame singing karaokehttps://files.catbox.moe/eswmuk.mp3
>>29303851She starts it by saying she can get 2-3 meals out of fucking Mcdonalds. If you're saving fast food and have put that much thought into reheating it, you're a maximum poorfag.
>>29303983All antis need to get the rope
>>29304034kill yourself
>>29303809>>29304014It's quite literally the opposite, JP gets filtered hard by the English and can only go off of her superficial mannerisms.
>>29304003tfw no sweaty shark cunny
>>29304014>>29304023is this the Coco situation all over again? I'm pretty sure the newfags here don't even know what I'm talking about
>>29303961Have the watchalongs been the most meme-generating bits of HoloEN content? >THE COLOR....>/lotrgg/>JOHN LOVE>Klaius Myers
>>29303339>since being takanashi kiara is basically a restart button for herSo that's why she is a phoenix.
>>29303928you got it wrong, I wasn't trying to talk shit about her, its just that it seems the jp girls tend to like more in the collabs even though they can barely communicate and Mori barely streams nowadays
>>29303842>reddit screencaps being posted.>twitter screencaps from literal randoms.>Discord screenshots.>Random youtube comments.>bilibili screencapsLiterally all of these already happen on a regular basis
>>29303344Digitranny is a fucking landmine of a lolcow that you dont want to step into. If Mori wants to prematurely graduate, collabing with him would be the best option for her
>>29303906I'm also glad that Kiara is getting better though I fear she will lose her progress the moment she moves back to Australia. Though hey maybe these 4 months will get her to a stronger baseline I mean she actually has dreams for the future now
>>29303901IMAGINE THE SMELL AFTER SHE UNDRESSED HER HOODIE
>>29303608Sandman like the german television show, Mr.Sandman, that old 50s song or Enter Sandman by Metallica?
>>29303375>Shiny smooth skin instead of rough shark onePure quality otherwise
>>29304061some of the best members content so far
>>29304054then why do the japs hate Polka?
>>29303375Wow, enough holes for everyone!
>>29304038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJFgpjfMdE
Shawr ShuraBabelia Winston
Ina watch-along Parasite when?
>>29304088terminal shit taste
>>29304003WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THE HOODIE?
>>29303811God, this would actually be perfect for her. It actually hurts knowing it'll never happen.
>>29304059Let's trick Mori into showing the Taiwan flag on stream
>>29304023>>29304014>>29304059What if i told you:that 99% of the shit that /hlgg/ and /hlg/ and 5ch complain about is shit that the average redditor, discordfag, normie, zoomer, weeb, ironic weeb doesn't actually care about
>>29303943Pretty sure she's at least had one in the past, she's mentioned Nintendogs and she knows Gen 5 Pokemon.
>>29304098Corie Caliante
HoloEN Power ranking:Top:Haachama, Gura, LunaHigh:Ame, Kiara, Polka, MoonaMiddle:Ina, Risu, Coco, Nene, ArtiaLow:Iofi, Chiva, FriendBottom:Mori, Roboco, Nana
>>29304081>Mr.SandmanMr. Sandman, Gura sang the bum bum bum part of the song
>>29304014>She's actually pretty likable if you don't let superficial shit like the podcast or whatever /hlgg/'s monthly narrative is cloud your opinionI ignore everything this shithole says about Mori and I completely understand why JOPs love her. Watching her solo streams give me a lot of joy that I don't get from other chuubas.
>>29303344Fuck no. It's one thing to collab with Nigguk, but D*g* is actually mentally ill. Just go listen to his "music".
>>29304098I thank /hlgg/ for the high quality Calli discussion.
>>29304098Fall Fiesta
>>29304097why does this fag always have to make his clips so obnoxiously edited for fuck's sake
>>29304097Thanks. For some reason I remember it was a catbox so I didn't look at youtube.
>>29304081>>29303608old 50s song
>>29304115I seriously need to hear both of them sing this
>>29304036fucking perflat
Is Ame actually doing her singing reps or is it just a "yeah yeah i'll get to it" thing?
>>29303906By any chance, do you have a timestamp for when Kiara starts to use more of her natural voice?
>>29303865She can't even handle autistic backseaters in Minecraft, you want her to have a mental breakdown when factorio autists get to her?
>>29303971Equipping polka was a massive stat reduction compared to wearing nobuhime. She's a two dimensional lolsorandumb character with none of haato's edge and none of nobuhime's BASED WARLORD energy. Polka is unironically a self-made sad clown, and I don't see anything she could evolve into. Maybe it's time for her to reincarnate.
>>29304041Hey patrick ____nice cock____
>>29304063Go back and watch the perspectives of the JP girls when Mori explodes at Watson in the Among Us collab, they were all pissing themselves with laughter and then once it was just themselves they were all going "かっこい...". Or when she fucked up and forgot to mute herself in the Gen 5/HoloEN collab and got pissed off at herself, and Polka thought it was the greatest thing ever. Regardless of how people feel about Mori, it's not really up for debate that she exudes a very different atmosphere to pretty much any existing Holo member, even if it's just on the surface.There's also the music, RIP is absurdly popular with the Holos and they're still all quoting it nonstop in their streams.
>>29304063The JP music holos want a piece of her, Polka likes Mori because of her attitude. >barely streams nowadayshuh? last week she streamed 6 days and this week shes streaming 6 times as well. Am I missing something?
>>29304061REJECT THE TRINITY
give me that gura getting fucked from behind image set onegai
>>29304125gotta draw in the 0 attention span zoomers
>>29304134CUTE
>>29303906Wtf, why doesn't /hlg/ like Polka?
>>29304136there's no incentive to when she can do it like coco
>>29304072Australia won't do shit really, the Rushia collab really proved that normal collabs are fine too. Also she's homesick and need real doctors instead of the scammer ones on JP.I hope she does a off collab with Polka before leaving
Before any of you tribalist niggers have a stroke I'm not comparing to anyone.But doesn't Mori have a pretty impressive vocal range for a woman? Not just singing but also speaking, she sounds like a completely different person if you consider her highest voice (being cute/girly, songs like Shiny Smily Story) to her lowest (being cringe/swearing, songs like Sakura Days) and I'm really looking forward to her doing more karaoke streams and possibly finding time for more voice training and the like.More of her rap and hip hop stuff might be cool too I suppose, but at this point I'm starting to feel like she's debuffing herself with those.
>>29304134APEX STOMAK
>>29304072she will be back with her family which her roommate has avidly talked about and has ranted about being homesick for so she will probably be fine.if anything, mori is the one whos fucked.
>>29303307They are only terrible of they sing while they dance.
>>29303393For the most part I only watch Mori and Ina. I wouldn't be able to keep up with them if the streamed as much as Kiara or Ame, so it's working out so far
>>29304136what do you think, anon?
teamup anon, add ceo of dox, ceo of sex, clussy, and pikamee's schedule, then fix Nakadashi Kiara's name. Thanks
>>29304059Yes we have hours of I HATE THIS BITCH posting then she has a decent stream and then we get hours of I LOVE THIS BITCH and it repeats ad infinitum
>>29304119digi(female)
>>29303943Her first console was the gega senisis.
>>29304045You are in the wrong place if you hate antis
>>29304116slut power
>>29304112No... but I spend all this time here, the forefront of narratives and schizoposting and you're telling me that I am out of touch?!
>>29304134>No stomach bulgeCoward
>>29304157Coco actually improved.
>>29304116Ackshually
>>29304134cute
>>29304088Why does /hlgg/ hate Kiara so much? Lack of language barrier makes people more critical of a chuuba.
>>29304136The latter
>>29304003Is she on a 2nd floor? or maybe she has a wooden floor...
Kiara singing Rammstein when?
>>29304160Has Mori spoken about taking any vocal training? I know that she only started to get into rap/music after graduating in something completely unrelated, at least.
>>29303216>doxxfags dox Mori>some random autist that might not even be a deadbeat starts the brap shit>the black sheep of the threads (ame goslings) jump ship and bandwagon as deadbeats because her roommate has tits>autistic deadbeats start shitting up threads with the SEAniggers to "purge" their ranks, and all deadbeats get the blame>Mori does literally anything and deadbeats get bullied for weeks>Mori decides to punish the threads by torturing primarily deadbeatsI'M ON YOUR SIDE EINSTEIN!
I wonder how Mori feels deep down on how much money she gets in superchats. I wonder if it kind of hurts her pride in a way.
>>29303216Mori please leave the narratives here for the love of Christ. Spare Ame and Gura from whatever holocaust you're planning, I just wanna watch cute anime girls on the internet.
/k/fp here. I'm starting to get concerned that we may actually be a cult.I genuinely feel like I'd be willing to unironically kill to defend Tenchou's honor.
>>29304208holy cute
>>29304003
>>29304149>last week she streamed 6 days and this week shes streaming 6 times as welloh sorry, i might got that wrong. I dont really watch her, i thought she was still streaming 3 times a week like a few weeks ago
>>29304202Anon... Let it go.
>>29303344Are you fucking retarded? Mori's career would be destroyed if ever she associates with him. He's literally fucked in the head. Don't even consider collabing with this attentionwhore, Mori
>>29304116>Nana
>>29304158>>29304162I agree she desperately misses her family but that need will eventually wear off after she is home for a few weeks and then she will start missing her hololive family
>>29304160shes got a few years of practice under her belt. ITs nothing impressive but theres potential. Mori is relatively young so she might want to into some singing reps
>>29304003why does every clip make me gosling now
>>29304137Entire Zatsudan SC reading of the Sakura stream, she even flexed the Sound of Music OST by reading SC with the songs.
>>29304063>and Mori barely streams nowadaysHuh? She streamed 5 days out of the week just last week, dude. Not everybody is Amelia, cranking out 13 streams a week, nor would I want them to be.
>>29304136right after she finishes her Japanese and drawing reps
>>29304201She has not, it's just wishful thnking on my part. I think she graduated from an art college.
>>29304170Does anyone have the I FUCKING LOVE/HATE THIS BITCH metronome? I know it's very CLAP CLAP, but it's incredibly accurate.
>>29304112Wait, you're telling me that all my opinions are filtered through an echo chamber that 99% of outsiders don't care about??N-no that can't be true!
>>29304227No I said Rammstein, not Let It Go.
>>29304202>she will never sing Sonne
>>29304230it won't be much different besides her not being able to meet mori IRL anymore. she will have better contact with the other 3 since their times will be better
>>29304217Probably didn't expect to earn this much and still up to this day don't know how to handle it
>>29304219We had chance after chance but you didn't stop. Mori is just returning the favor, anon.
>>29304155/hlg/ likes to pretend they're 5ch
>>29304062The whole part-time warrior bit as well is a perfect fit considering her life has been just doing whatever to get by and stay living in Japan.>>29303513She didn't seem to want to pick her old name back up but that's what it took to keep an audience. I think just being herself would be the worst way for antis to get to her though when there's no character to hide behind, every attack would be personal.
>>29304186>No HaachamaShit Tier- Tier list
>>29304063>Mori barely streams nowadaysThis is your brain on hlgg. Take a break from this place and stop believing every narrative you see here.
>>29304258I honestly feel like Ohne Dich could suit her real voice.
>>29304110>le epik raid xDDDDSometimes I think it isn't even the /v/ or /vg/ crossboarders that are the worst, it's the ones who clearly escaped /b/.
>>29304110Gura already did that.
>>29304186It should be "forma de judio", dumb Amerimutt
>>29304155>JOP larpers
>>29304225nah don't worry about it, just don't base your opinions on narratives next time anon.
>>29304176Antis have never been welcome here you nigger.
>>29304225Is that because you believe everything you read on /hlgg/, anon? Be honest, now.
>>29304270But 5ch adores Gura.
>>29304150>>29304061I, PaimonX, humbly submit, a toast, to /hlgg/, for successfully managing to reject the trinity.
>>29304186Put this in sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>29304063>memory hole a Holo because you don't like her>spin this into a narrative about her not streamingSure must be nice to delude yourself into always being a winner
>>29304204That's me under the sheets in that pic.
>>29304242Name reps that Ame does.>Name reps that Ame doesnt do.>jap>drawing>showering>schedules>timezone>sc baiting
>>29304160She has range but she has troubles with hitting notes at the extremities. She would be good if she started taking vocal lessons but she seems fixated on rap so I'm not sure if that's hapening any time soon.
>>29304224gura...collab
>>29304277Do people even go to /b/ anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqyAIVoE9YYWhat does Haachama's bath water taste like?
>>29304265Imagine killing yourself trying to make it as a amateur artist only to just blow up because you're a big titty vtuber now. It's got to have some sort of sting.
I hope both Ame and Gura at least puts a towel or something on their computer chairs. It's not sanitary to sit on them with your bare ass and pee euw ess ess why ess'es directly touching the chair.
>>29304273Haachama is SHIT and NOT EN
>>29304061Nijisantino is the hardest I've ever laughed at these threads.
>>29304259Won't the ping be worse though?
>>29304274>>29304239>>29304284read >>29304225also fuck off lol, i dont care that much about chuubas to seek out narratives
>>29304176Wrong
>>29304299everyone but /hlg/ love Gura
>>29304335She's got more claim to EN than that pink haired indie.
>>29304335Haachaama is HoloEN and not shit
>>29304335But she says she's EN so it must be true!https://streamable.com/w4x8zg
>>29303612Enough to establish and hold a small offshore principality.
>>29304333This but only if I'm the towel being shared by the two of them.
>>29304332she doesn't seem to mind much, i get the feeling money eases her concerns about integrity a lot more than she lets on, and it's really only because she's never had money that she postured about not caring for it
>>29304335She's EN's best Minecrafter right now
>>29304277Why are you such a sissie? It's a joke retard.
>>29304280Wow, your understanding of Spanish is really good, anon! Are you Latinx, by any chance?
Ina streaming Saya no UtaY/N
>>29304326Anonchama, /b/ hasn't existed for 13 years...
Do you think Mori will do the collab with Haachama the same week as the Korosan collab? The way she was talking about it made it seem like she wanted to do them in pretty quick succession.
>>29304258>>29304275>Frühling in Paris>Donaukinder>Weit Weg>Ohne Dich>Amour>Rosenrot >Stirb Nicht Vor Mir
>>29304155Every time someone mentions Polka, they love to shitpost about "muh saviorfags" when there are people who just genuinely like Polka and want her to succeed.
>>29304221We're far away from the Towacult and Rushiacult. But yes, we reached the cult point And i'm fine with that, we're family
Is coupon review dead? Did she give up on the idea?
>>29304277No, it's only newfags and tourists who think and act like that. /b/ has nothing to do with it since that place filters newfags and tourists very well with how trash that place is.
My guess is Kiara's special announcement is that song she's doing with Mori
>>29304170one of the 3 JP senpais Mori is making a song with is Coco. Screencap this post
Waachama's heavily perspirated mammaries.
>>29304375Y
>>29304385No she said she would do it, just not when.
>>29304375no because i don't want to see sad ina
>>29304379i think anons calling gura their daughterfu and worrying about her slighttest health problems has turned me into a massive sadist who wants to sexually hurt gura, the first thing i thought of when looking at that happy image is how much her little cunt would gap when i shove the umbrella in it
Can someone give me a naRRATtive on why gura dosent collab with jps?
>>29304335EN is SHIT and NOT Haachama
>>29304384I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to the inevitable Towa/EN collab. If people thought we were crossing streams with /hlg/ too much during previous collabs, you've seen nothing yet.
>>29304393I'm excited for the deadpan cheer from a thing we already know about
>>29303216I must accelerate my efforts. I don't think my original estimate of 2 years to D day is going to be enough to save her.
>>29304326your post made me curious, I haven't been there in like almost a decade>at least 15 threads of 'rate my cock', /soc/ and /pol/ shit yep it's still the same
>>29304385No it's just months away.
>>29304332It's not like she sold out or anything. Her music is basically the same with the exception of a few in-character songs. Every artist needs some sort of big break.
>>29304396>Coco has been doing her English reps off-stream in preparation for a rap with Mori
>>29304221We are a family anon. Tenchou said it herself.
>>29304393>>29304421To be fair, Kiara did clarify that she and Mori had more planned than 'just' a song, so who knows.
Astel is doing his English reps using his chat.The collab is coming
>>29304326>Check out /b/ on a whim>See furry dick>Close /b/
>>29304377Wait, what the fuck? I could've sworn I randomly checked it just a few months ago.
>>29304385Machine broke during the hallowen special
>>29303901does that one anon still have the big album of hololive pits?
>>29304380now that schizos on /hlgg/ is memeing about replacing her with Haachama, I'm afraid of what this fucking pink psycho is going to do
Did I miss any good Gura lore
Which nickname do you like best for the JPs to call Amelia by? Ame-chan or Wato-chan? Something else?
>>29304221Embrace it, anon.
>>29304136>ame doing repskek
If Mori buys a ASMR mic, what will happen?
>>29304417she hasn't done enough JP reps
>>29304176Internet Hate Machine, am I right? What time machine do you people even crawl out of?
>>29304375Everyone should be streaming Saya no Uta
>>29304382So she's really going through the whole Kiara arc despite being a senpai
>>29304445hope so, we need to filter out the weaker teamates
>>29304417she doesn't know japanese, they don't know english, and she doesn't have ame's ability to push forward through uncomfortable situations
>>29304061>Klaius MyersI don't remember Gura doing that watchalong...
How come Jp girls don't have tiered memberships? Only the en girl seems to have them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ_bLOXoEOs>Tower of Babel in the backgroundShould I be concerned?
>>29304464Deadbeats really will become deadbeats after losing their homes.
>>29304452>I'm afraid of what this fucking pink psycho is going to do>she forces narrativefags to stop for fear of what she will do to their oshi
>>29304464Heartbeat ASMR with Noel
>>29304464Recording Stream: ASMR Boogaloo
>you're halfway through a long day at work, having lunch>suddenly you get a call from your cute clown wife>she was lurking on 5ch, and the comments from her antis got to her>in between sobs she asks for validation>you skip the rest of your lunch and devote the rest of your time to reminding her how lovely she is>only by the end of the call does she realize she interrupted your lunch>she promises she'll make it up to her "#1 fan" with a "personal stream" when you get home>when you get home she's standing at the door (how long was she standing there?)>her eyes are a bit red, but she's smiling warmly>she tenderly takes your hand and leads you to bed>lays you down on your back and lies on top of you>she nibbles on your ear slightly before starting to whisper>"What's 'poggers', daddy?"
>>29304453ame-chan is cute but wato-chan is funnier desu
>>29304464https://youtu.be/df3foPky_iE?t=1806This alone was great. ASMR mic would destroy me.
>>29304221Antis deserve the rope anyways
>>29304464A NOEL ASMR COLLAB ONEGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>29304454she went jogging today
>>29304453I like Ame-chan the most, but Watson-kun is endearing in its own way.
>>29304478>Jp girls don't have tiered membershipsFalse.
>>29304447Moot nuked it in 2007 and replaced it with "/rgf/ - Rate My Girlfriend". Clearly you've just woken up from a coma. Welcome to the world of tomorrow, anonchama.
>>29304385It'll probably happen some day, but there aren't many coupons being made anymore, since every thread is the same timeloop of "Gura and Ame are perfect, let's shit on/ignore Mori PODCAST PODCAST" Mori torturing /hlgg/ by interacting with shitty ecelebs isn't helping much either.
>>29304489>implying schizos like any of the girls
>>29304478Kiara only has 1 level of membership for some reason
>>29304484she's building TWO castles now??
>>29304417He's an ungrateful bitch who doesn't appreciate the idols who paved the way for her lazy ass to get to big.
>>29304332This has been discussed to death already but every artist, regardless of their medium, needs their big break. You could be the next da Vinci and it wouldn't matter for shit if your paintings are seen by nobody. Half of being a success is getting your foot in the door, the other half is evolving and keeping up with the times so that you're always relevant.
>>29304415nothing wrong with that, just make her happy too
>>29304453Watchama
>>29304454More farmer lore.
>>29304453Amechan and watchama are cute.
>>29304452incredibly akward haato collab, reading every super over 20 dollars with tactical timing to prevent haato from even speaking, and "accidentially" nuking haato's house with several creepers
>>29304484Will Haachama attempt to strike God?
>>29304489shes really got us by the nuts this time
>>29304385Plato (AKA the really fast couponanon) superchatted asking about it on Sunday and she said she was going to do it in a bit, but she wanted to make some more of her own first.BE ON THE LOOKOUT
>>29303216>I was merely pretending to upset /hlgg/Unironically the dumbest narrative posted in here
>>29304439Only thing I can think of is A Way Out collab or Mori helped her with the interview show somehow.
>>29304478Matsuri and Suisei do, off the top of my head. I'm sure more do as well.
>>29304484Haachama is going to build the Tower of Babel so she can force God to make the world have one language again.
>>29304464can you use those mics for actual songs like if you want your beats to be 3d?>>29304518everyone has an oshi even if they dont know it yet
>>29304484EN or JP server?
>>29304442>>29304455Lets sing our anthem https://youtu.be/v0sdR-UdYzg
>>29304533Mori I swear to god I will end you
>>29304380We still need to know the third member of the collab.
>>29304484Haachama readalong of Finnegans Wake soon!
>>29304484>>29304536>>29304522It says in the description she's building the Tower of Babel. What's going to happen to everyone on the Holo server? Are they all gonna forget how to speak Japanese?>>29304557JP looks like
Polka is doing a Phasmo collab with Botan, Fubuki, and SubaruI guess Subaru is there to scream, Botan and Fubuki are there to crush the game on Hard mode, and Polka was invited by Fubuki because they've played together before and Friend knows Polka can play decently AND scream.
>>29304478Matsuri literally has a "give me money" tier.
>>29304221Kiara declared herself queen of australia, leveled up to goddess and talked about us being a family.But still not a cult, her word is law and she did not call us a cult yet.Dont question it.
>>29304519Always found that weird. I'd drop extra cash on a higher membership.
>>29304519She wants everyone to reach her and not exclude people.
>>29304557>title and description in Japanese
>>29304542Funny though because she asked her about it twice
>>29304464I would have to put a transaction limit on my finances, fuck
>>29304464I honestly hope none of them ever get super into ASMR. You GFE fags are insufferable
>>29304519>for some reasonIt's called being considerate towards your supporters.
>>29304484I can't wait for the rest of the ENs to log on to Haachama fucking mogging all of them
>>29304547Mori is fucking seething what do you mean "pretending to be upset"
>>29304572Friend dying first and having to spend the entire game backseating Polka was really cute
>>29304576>Kiara declared herself queen of australiaCan she use her new regal powers to help Haachama get back to Japan, then?
>>29304356PATHETHIC HUMANWhen will you realize that what she tells you is mere lies? Make-believe supported by nothing but wishful thinking? As if the universe would ever accept a mere JP into the ranks of EN.AKAI HAATO WILL NEVER BE EN
>>29304519Don't think she focuses on memberships anyway. She rather focuses on public view and getting a wider range of audience.
>>29304571The JP server will be nuked to cleanse the degeneracy and erradicate the nephilim (Shubangelion and Pekodam).
>>29304464It would be extremely painful
I have now been watching Botan in a boat for 2 hours
>>29304538I knew it, it all began with that fucking SQUIRREL
>>29304557JP. EN server tomorrow.
>>29304554theoretically yes but if you're making songs you can control the panning yourself, you'd just do it in software.
Imagine the smell if they shared a living space.
>>29304551Ah. I guess some do some don't nvm then. The topic is closed. Got a little bit confused since nearly all en have tiered. But most of jp did not.
>>29304594I actually enjoy ASMR but in a non-sexual way. People that get off to ASMR are fucking weird.
>>29304588she should do an EN and JP stream on opposite servers
>>29304333You can't say pussy or something? Is it against your religion? I know some JP holos put a towel on their chairs so they don't make direct contact with it all day but Im afraid both Ame and Gura are too dumb to think about this kind of stuff.>imagine the smell of the chair
>>29304606Do you really want her closer to the kitchens?
>>29304562Wrong song fuckerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWGwRRPc6O0
>>29304517>but there aren't many coupons being made anymoreI've made about 40 of them, but I've been super busy with class lately. I should be able to do more next week and later in December.
>>29304551Hachaama, Luna, Mel and Roboco.
>>29304519>>29304596I'd honestly like a T3 for Gura and dedicated streams like what Mori has, simply because it'd be that much quieter.
>>29304136Why do reps when you can play vidya and watch netflix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exqtNwgToaM
Would any of you still watch your oshi if she continued streaming after graduation? Do you need the anime girl to watch her or is her personality enough?
>>29304536She is going to steal fire from gods of the JP server and spread its radiance over the EN overworld.
>>29304464Considering the damage she did with her current mic I don't even want to think about her power if she bought a proper ASMR mic and really threw herself into learning its ins-and-outs. I might actually wind up sending a superchat for the first time ever.
>>29303216if Coco controls the /hlg/ narratives, Mori controls /hlgg/ narratives
>>29304656wait, I thought we didn't like Mori because she had multiple tier levels?
>>29304505So she claims, but based on observed behavior, she started jogging, and then got distracted by a dog halfway down the block, and then ended up walking to the store to get candy and never actually did any jogging.
Holy fuck. Matsuri has a $150 membership level LOL. Can't read the jap characters what does it say?
We have a pretty good idea of Ina/Ame/Gura vocal skills, but are there any clips of Kiara and Mori's singing with limiters removed?
>>29304403What if Mori is the one behind the GANG GANG and Mori Love ritual posts?What if she just wanted to be replied with some positivity, but only got less and less (You)s as she kept repeating it? What if she's jealous of how much /hlgg/ likes the other girls, because this is the only place she trusts to be unfiltered?
>>29304656>simply because it'd be that much quieter.Excluding people is the opposite of what Tenchou wants.
>>29304594I don't shit all over your good time, faggot.
It's Haachama Hololive English or not? Fucking pick it because you niggers keep saying that she is leeching HARD.
>>29304663Maybe, but always remember, 2D > 3D.
>>29304623>Risu pisses her>Get revenge by collabing with her oshi before she does
>>29304645Kiara's going back to Australia, if anything that'd be the ideal situation.
>>29304594Ame tried it and didn't like it. Mori's gonna do it though, she kept talking about how much she enjoyed doing it and enjoyed the response she was getting from chat.
>>29303747>Stella GlowImagine Kiara reacting to Saber's scene.
>>29304619She's a big boy.
>>29304678iirc only three people have it. Naturally Lyger is one.
>>29304656Gura is way more comfy and relaxed in her membership strems. She should just do more of those.
>>29304623she never forgets, she never forgives
>>29304594Let people enjoy what they want, anon.
>>29304599Maybe I didn't phrase it well. I'm saying that the narrative that she's doing all these dumb things to upset /hlgg/ is stupid. Mori is just an autistic wigger who gets wet for twitch fags.
Imagine defending Kiara's time changes when she's literally only doing it for numberfagging purposes that won't help her because it'll just overlap with more popular girls.Ina and Ame nearly broke 40k views in a fucking ZATSUDAN while Kiara did an unarchived Karaoke and got far less. Not even FOMO could save her, she needs to just understand that she has a base in her original timeslot and moving it is just fucking them over.
>>29304663Yeah of course. I just hope she publishes her new streaming account in her roommate's account so I can follow her there.
>>29304680>What if she just wanted to be replied with some positivity, but only got less and less (You)s as she kept repeating it? What if she's jealous of how much /hlgg/ likes the other girls, because this is the only place she trusts to be unfiltered?Mori doesn't understand ritual posts, it's not about the (You)s you get, it's about leaving your mark on the thread.
>>29304571She will touch the roof of the world and discover the universe's shape. 4D shapes will move timewise along 3D Minecraft, passing through 2D Haachama into her 1D brain
>>29304552Deep
>>29304663In Kiara's case, her roomate makes me support her even more
>>29304672>weTiered streams are one of Mori's best ideas. Gura probably needs them the most. A much slower and comfier chat where the holos feels more relaxed and comfortable is kino. Fuck poorfags.
https://youtu.be/VA1RSHEgAXI>This is where deadbeats money goes>Even his gf is getting tired of it>300k views>According to Calli he approached to her for a colabSchizo narrativeSince Penguinz0 is becoming an addict and his blonde white gf is getting getting fed up at this their relationship will hit low soon.And thus enter another autistic blonde white girl who is not only hot but also autistic and oh look! she is making tons of money and oh look! is his fan and oh look! she is donating to him. Maybe he should collab with her and who knows...maybe something more...having a cute big titty autistic girl who worships you and even gives you money...idk...but that put such girl as a keeper.
>>29304678If Lyger is any indication, it basically gives you mod power in her chat.
>>293047054 u
>>29304726No, tall.
>>29304672>we
Ina schedulehttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1326185849336205313
>>29304663>Get to watch my oshi play games without needing retarded permissionsYeah, I would.
>>29304663Of course I'd watch.
>>29304719
Just woke up, where's Gura's schedule?
>>29304672Who's "we", kemosabe? I'm a Unitychad.>>29304684Kiara doesn't have the massive sea of users in her chat that Gura does, though.
>>29304689She's a JP that' fluent enough in english that she can communicate to english speakers and is encouraged to do so by her JP fans
>>29304752LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Dead hours are now over!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtI
>>29304752YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29304656Gura and Kiara are the only ones without tier 3 memberships and Kiara is the only one who doesn't even have t2
>>29304752Something about this schedule seems off...
>>29304752Guess I'm a tentacultist now...
>>29304714wat do you expect from fanfic writers? writing narratives about someone shitting on narratives is peak fanfic writer mentality
>>29304672I was annoyed at first, but I understand why she does it now (and to be fair she did consult with her audience about it). My main sticking point was that there weren't any T1 member streams at first, which she did at least fix. Personally I kind of hope she does more membership streams to be a bit more in line with the other girls, but it's not that big of adeal to me.
>>29304752Eat a dick nigger
>>29304663This isn't really a problem for my oshi due to reasons so yeah, I'd still follow her.
>>29304752>Members only masturbation stream
>>29303747>>29304698Doesn't streaming off a 3DS require modding it?
>>29304752kek10/10 for effort
>>29304678>Paying $150 for a girl whose fetish is young man ryonaKore wa yabai desu ne
>>29304676at least she walked outside today
>>29303144>she wants to drop off the character and just stream as roommate and make everyone listen to her and support herThat's Mori anon
>>29304752>Member's only masturbation streamHeh, I do this with all her streams already.
>>29304698I would cry with her, and I've already beat the game twice.
>mfw i will never be able to eat cookies made from Polka
Sup dead hours lads, I was doing some catch-up on EoP clips and HOLY FUCK FLARE IS SO CUTEHow did Flare and Noel score so hard with alt outfits while everyone else got garbage?
>>29304631The happiness from wholesome companionship will motivate them to keep the place clean, so...
>>29304752RELEASE THE AME LOLI PICS!
>>29304752What are the chances Ina is behind this shitpost
>>29303279unfathomably based.I know phoenixes are mono red and all, but wouldn't Boros fit her self-image more?
>>29304730It's so nice.
>>29304714Look at it this way: Mori has done so much shit wrong that "she comes to an obscure internet forum to learn how best to infuriate her fans" is the only way they have left to avoid admitting she's actually bad. Let the deadbeats have their insane last-ditch-effort cope, anon.
>>29304752I guess I have no choice now...
HAACHAMA NOW!
>>29304752Ok, that was pretty good
Haachama chama~!
HACHAMA CHAMA
>>29304760But have the most active community overall, so she makes the illusion that everyone is making things for her, it's really weird how KFP works desu
>>29304805They're not overdesigned.
>>29304731this might be a controversial but his gf is hotter than mori
>>29304672I don't know about the rest of these fags, but I hope the other girls don't copy Mori's tiered streaming. Last thing I want is some retarded patreon shit from my oshi
>>29304805Did lack-sama redesigned Flare? The drawing style seemed changed.
HAACHAMA CHAMA~~~~~~
>>29304767>this garbage video quality
>>29304818Fuck off. You're the only one who's this obsessed.Just stop.
>>29304720>>29304729>>29304754>>29304753Now I want to see Kiara's roommate doing the retarded faces, gremlin laugh and voice acting while streaming. Damn
>>29304752You fucking cheeky bastard, I almost burst out laughing at work.
>>29304696Ame said it was weird but she was researching holoJP streams to learn. Honestly Mori, Ame and Kiara know half of their audience want to fuck their brains out given opportunity, so they also know ASMR is in high demand. I think those 3 will eventually give in, maybe start with members-only once they buy the equipment.
>>29304805>>29304837>>29304845Because Noel's alt is just basically her roommate with less tiddies and a shorter, white hair, idiot.
>>29304663Absolutely
>>29304752INASMR time
>>29304805For Flares case Lack-papa is pretty passionate with his children and has a huge thing for glasses
What's the deal with Haachama cooking?Is it supposed to be intentionally bad, or an excuse to zatsudan, or what?
>>29304698>get the normal ending>game tells you there might be a way to save everyone>play through the entire game again and get the true ending>saving everyone was a lie, you can't save her no matter what you doI love and hate Stella Glow.
>>29304805They already had killed designs in the first place.
>>29304752>Knew this was fake not because of the masturbation but because of the collab
>Haachama Cooking BGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Would you eat Haachama's burnt Haachama borgar?
>>29304752>Even her troll schedules don't have JP collabsPain
>>29304678It reads as unisandoI have no idea what that means and google doesn't seem to know either
>>29304869>6 different pairs of glassesHow can one man be so based?
how many days until it gets dunked?
>>29304679Mori has no limiters anon.
Live!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtI
>>29304663Obviously? Think of it like this, the 2D avatar is just the jumping in point. My oshi could stop streaming with her avatar tomorrow and never use it again and it wouldn't bother me all that much, it's not what I'm there for.
>>29304719What are Kiara's Karaoke numbers?
>>29304678Can't be as offensive as Mea's, all her tiers are straight-up insulting.
>>29304805Flare's legs...
>>29304891He experimented with Aruran first dude has like 3 different pairs
>>29304719She broke the next day pretty much because of that karaoke not going as planned (lots of fuck ups on her part, not exactly the low viewership) but i do imagine if that zatsudan would had been right after said stream it could had been a lot worse for chicken's self esteem.
>I never cook hamburger>I'm really good at cooking hamburgerI am afraid.
It's fucking ridiculous that they have to wear gloves. IDENTIFY THE KNUCKLE PATTERNS
>>29304752I got hard instantly, fuck you.
>Samyang Burger
>>29304899Didn't break 30k
>Best burger ever>Starting with RamenHachama.....
>>29304790You can buy a 3ds with a capture card already installed, which takes care of the hard part for you.
>got a burger ad on haachama's burger stream Nice
>noodles
AHHH I WANT TO FUCK A BROWN ELF
>burger>noodles
>>29304818Meds. Now.
>>29304711
>>29304818And look at it this way, despite doing obvious shit like spouting /hlgg/ memes like https://streamable.com/cmqgr7 and knowing and making adjustments to a few criticisms from here, shes done shit that makes schizos on /hlgg/ and exclusively schizos on /hlgg/ seethe to no end. Hololive supported the podcast, so did her gemmates. Call it cope if you want, but I hope you realize that spouting buzzwords is a bigger form of coping
>>29304832Yeah, and it makes for fun streams. It works for Kiara but Gura's chat is in dire need of twat fumigation.
>>29304774Ame seems to be the one who puts the most focus on her memberships. Might be because it's her main source of revenue.
>>29303202Mori playing Symphony of the Night would be both Heaven & Hell at the same time.
OH FUCK, DID SOMEBODY CATCH THE REFLECTION IN THE KNIFE?!
Does Haachama wash her hands before cooking?
Ah yes, noodles burger...
Someone fucking stop her before she burns her house down jasus
>>29304895Burgers?
>You will never sniff Ame's chair after she's been commando on it for the entirety of her 24 hour charity stream.
>>29304899Average 26k with a peak of 28k, i think was the lowest EN karaoke stream to date for like 10 or 12k.
>>29304926Hardee's/Carl's Jr?
>>29304003is gura wearing another hoodie under the hoodie?
>>29304678UdonHamburgerYakinikuSea urchinLiterally just "pay however well you think I should get to eat"
>>29304267I didn't even shitpost during all the fart stuff. I guess I should have though since she's doing what teachers do and punishing the whole class for a couple anons actions
>>2930489938K I think>>29304719She's gonna change her schedule again next week. She's trying to pander both to Americunts and Europoors.
>>29304678>$150 huh?
why is she so retarded
I am afraid for this stream.
>/jp/ are bigger culinary neanderthals than Haachamait's called culture, plebs
>>29304672>weI would honestly prefer her to just do one token zatsudan a month like JPs. The initial backlash was because the way she did things simply wasn't in line with how Hololive has been doing things since gen 2. But the rest of ENs started doing weekly and even two members-only streams a week so that's no longer an issue. Mori has less paywalled streams than any other EN. If the two tiered streams make the core of her members more loyal and allow her to relax then it may not be too bad.
>>29304678Wew
>>29304464>gentle rubbing of the ears with latex gloves covered in lotion>"ʷᵉˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵈ. ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᵃ ᵇᵘⁿᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ, ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵘⁿ" *soft giggle*>"ⁿᵒʷ ʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃˡ ᵃⁿⁿᵒᵘⁿᶜᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵉᵃᵈᵇᵉᵃᵗˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ">does a soft deep inhale>you're expecting her to gently blow into your ear before telling you what the announcement is>"I'M DOING AN AMONG US COLLAB WITH ART*MIS AND NY*NN*RS NEXT WEEK!"
Did Haachama really just flash her full face in the knife reflection
>>29304925The problem isn't getting the capture card set up. It's using modded hardware. Permission autism.
>>29304894Mori's limiter is being dedicated to rap to the detriment of her singing.
thats not how you cut tomatoes for burgers haachama...
>Haachaamaa cooking burger>noodles
>>29304967It never reached 29k
>watching Mori ASMR stream>random "fuck you">dick twitches as she starts apologizingwtf
>>29304936We know noel, you already have multiple times no need to be greedy
>Haachama saying "OW!" every time she cuts a tomatoJesus fuck give me a heartattack bitch
who would you believe more, one esquizo poster claiming one thing or 3 squizo posters claiming the contrary?
My anus clench every time Haachama cuts something with a knife
>>29303279no matter how much I love it, I cannot believe you missed the absolute flavor win of a Food theme in Kiara
RIP Haachama
oh god, this stream is actually scaring me
Haachama using a knife makes me profoundly nervous.
>>29304994For good reason it turns out.
What the fuck is this aussie doing?
Haachama stop trying to cut yourself...
How does Haachama's grandma still give her kitchen permissions
>>29304454>>29304505she said she jogged for intervals of one minute. having been at that point myself she is in really bad shape.
>burger>quarter chunks of tomato like a pizza store saladHAACHAMA!?
>just do your Japanese reps anonI dont understand Japanese but before even discovering anime, I already know few Japanese words. My grandmother and some of my neighbors told me that I'm a dorobo. I didnt really know what that meant up until I watched anime. Then I learned about the theory of Austronesian migration to the Japanese isle and that Japanese is a distant member of the Austronesian language though it is still disputed by linguists to this day. I think I can soon understand Holos if I study Japanese harder but we'll seeThank you for reading my blogpost
JESUS HAACHAMA?????
>>29304003>tfw missed this getting a drinkI'm considering a mini fridge now, thread would've been hilarious to see live
Be careful retard
>>29305006her best
>>29304987You forgot the description.>I'm gonna make original SUSHI!!!
haato gives me panic attacks
>>29304464I'll beat my dick raw and just fucking die.
>>29304920I wonder if the numbers would be higher if she streamed for the eastern time zone.
>THATS NOT A HAMBURGER!
>>29304895Burgar streaming for EN (burgars)
which girl would be the saddest if they were forced to graduate?
Haachama is gonna end up face doxing herself doing this one day isn't she?
Guys I'm seriously worried, this retard is going to hurt herself.
>>29305001First Haachama cooking stream?
>>29304975>shit that only exists to farm social media engagement>culture
>>29304805Flare new outfit look garbage
>>29304805Noel, Flare and Haachama mogged everyone else in this round of new outfits.
>>29305020
Haachama's cooking pan looks like it has seen shit.
>>29305018ogey
>>29304982Right, but do they have to tell Nintendo that they're using a capture card?Would Nintendo even care? If they do then yeah I guess the Holos can't play any 3ds games since as far as I'm aware the only way to stream footage without mods is to emulate.
>>29304964Are those actually what the amount of money you give would pay for?That's kinda cool actually.
Imagine she burned alive on stream but never dropped the goofy voice
>haachama cooks you a borgur>polka bakes you diabetes incarnate: the cakeHow well can you mask your reaction to eating their food?
my fucking ears
CHAMA WHAT WAS THAT
>>29304967>38K I thinkWhat? Alot of people here were making fun of Kiara because she couldnt break 30k as an actual idol.
The more Haachama's english streams I watch, the more I love this secy retard. You can't deny her shtick is adorable.
>>29304805.How did Flare and Noel score so hard with alt outfits while everyone else got garbage?I like Festival's.
WTF I THOUGHT THAT WAS COMING FROM MY COMPUTER
Place your bets on weather or not beef will even be involved at all
>>29304958She can use my face as a chair.
Just use oil, Haachama...
>>29304967Hopefully, she just sticks to the en side.
>>29304994Why? She's only cutting with her fingers fully extended and almost in the way of the blade.
>>29305003Yet, it's an essential tool for any chef
>chickenHaachama!?
>>29305001First tour?
>>29305045>Shion's>goodonly one who got it worse than her is Suisei
that's some good looking chicken
>chickenHuh?
haachama you fucking retard
ow!
>>29303158>>29303173>FinnishYou know damn well how Gura is about finnishing projects.
>>29305039Ame or Gura, everyone else already has a path or a passion to fill their lives with. Maybe I'm narrativefagging but it's not hard to imagine that the both of them were pretty directionless up until now.
>It's really big chicken>Kiaraaaaaakek
Kiara......
The BGM increases the chaos of this stream by 1000% and makes me profoundly nervous.
>>29304679https://files.catbox.moe/a62lk6.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f7yiam.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/pirw6v.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/xc65q9.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/sp0piu.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/469z6z.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/ov7v3j.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/yekm43.mp3Full power Kiara. This buff also unleashes full power german and english singing
>no oil
HOW DOES THIS FIT ON A BURGER?
Anyone have the timestamp of Gura singing the FF6 song?
>chicken breast strips to top the burger
>>29304971Ah. 150 cad for me. My currency fucked me in the ass having to pay $20 extra
>>29304678>>29304900One of Mea's is literally "Mea's ATM".
This is your Haachama.
>no oilHAACHAMA?!
USE OIL ONEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
why is she so retarded are you sure its a joke?ARE YOU SURE SHES PRETENDING? ARE YOU FUCKING SURE?
>>29305087
>>29305033She did. That's the point of the original post.
>>29305113Ah yes the full findom experience
>Burger streamWhere are the Americans?
she actually burned herself with the hot water i think
>>29304990Just wait till she starts telling the chat to die and then starts kissing it soon after.
>Haachamas water brokebrb gotta take my wife to the hospital.
>no oil>no marinade>no seasoningChaama is a /fit/izen
>>29305061based black humour anon
>>29305111>150 cadAh, I always assume USD when someone says dollars
>>29305121anonchama it's not a joke, never was
>>29304208https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
>>29305106Sure fatso
>>29305087dude give her a break
/hlgg/ do you judge your oshi based on their cooking skills?
FEED ME MOMMYCHAMA
>>29305129We in the chat.
She's going to burn it.
>>29305129considering the time, hopefully asleep
>>29305104Is this really Kiara??? Wtf happened in her karaoke stream then?
>>29305104>Last oneFuck that faggot that ruined her carreer, but soon we will get Kiara Limters off, we will wait for that day.
>>29305061kek
....This is a burger?
Someone call her mum, she's in the kitchen again
>>29305104To be fair, this is more accurately described as doping since it includes professional post-processing
At least the chicken wont be raw this time
>>29305129>burger>noodlesShe's making a chicken sandwich instead
>ooooh smells really hot
>>29305138until she throws those noodles and gyozas anon
>>29305129Sleeping. It's 11pm-2am on a weekday.
>>29305154
i will be honest haachama makes me want to kill myself when she cooks
>spicy noodlesYAB
>>29305151I'm not one to gosling but this hit
So, is Haachama cooking pretty much just instant noodles + $thing?
Is Haachama the Ja/ck/ Scalfani of Hololive? She always use chicken in these cooking streams
>>29305169Probably sitting down, trying to keep her streamer voice on
Why isn't this clown a VA?https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1328560985561391104
>>29305156I've been eating nothing more than whatever is on 7/11 for years, I couldn't care less
>>29305175are you a euro or something? that's a burger, wtf else would it be
>open burger stream>see noodles>close stream
>>29305104Stop posting post processed bullshit.
>>29305207anonchamaa..
>>29305129Right here>>29305167>>29305192Jokes on you, I'm a NEET. Staying up until 2 AM to watch my retarded Aussie daughter is nothing to me.
H-haachama!?
i would love to see gordon ramsay watch this stream and see his sheer look of panic and real concern whenever haachama says "ow", saying "ow" in a kitchen is a huge OH SHIT moment it usually means someone's going to the hospital
>not tenderized>not seasoned>no oil on pan>spicy noodles?yep its a haachama dish
>>29304752
>>29305205At least she cooks the chicken
>>29305156from what I know, Kiara she knows how to order uber eats and microwave a lasagna.I would cook for her.
>>29305196
>>29304874I really wish the game just let you go to the true ending by default. I felt cheated being stuck with the shit ending because I didn't befriend Klaus before the Eclipse. What made it even worse is that I called both Giselle joining you and the final battle being Alto tuning the moon, but since both of those events are locked to the true ending I just ended up feeling kind of blue balled. Wouldn't be so bad if New Game+ was fun but it really isn't aside from the completionist angle though ironically you can't actually do everything even with the extra time New Game+ gives you.. Still a fun game but I'd be lying if I said that didn't hurt the experience somewhat.Hololive.
>>29305207Haha yeah...
>>29305156My oshi can get 4 meals out of 2 big M burgers, she's already a 10/10
>>29305212I don't know, anon...you tell me....
>>29305207Anon.....
I SAW A THUMB MY IMMERSION
WHAT THE FUCK HAACHAMA THAT IS A HOT EYE GET YOUR FUCKING PLATE OFF IT
>touches the pan
>>29305207>He doesn't knowAnonchama...
>>29305151
>>29305169Singing English songs in her character voice as an ESL.It's too much for her.
>>29305207that little boy voice at the end actually sounded familiar
>>29304805Flare > Noel > Haachama >>> POWER GAP >>> Matsuri > Shion >>> JESAS >>> Suisei
>>29305169Chicken voice instead of real voice.
For some reason i was expecting something other than actual burger buns
>>29305169>Severe Asthma attack>Really long zatsudan to the point her throat was giving in and she had severe cramps>Very little time to prepare setlist + practice>Very little time to rest, she had to re schedule the stream to rest a littleShe promised to do better though
Chicken noodle burger?
>>29305254Might be a convection one
>>29305225This pic actually made me cringe
>>29305233>At least she cooks the chickenNIGGER ARE YOU WATCHING THE STREAM?
She's gonna burn that bun
>puts her plate directly onto the fully heated panHAACHAMA!?
>>29305207She was a hentai VA. She has as really fucking cursed clip that maybe some anon can post.
HAACHAMA FINGER HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>29304752I literally jumped off my seat. Congrats faggot.
>>29305207Anon....
>>29305151This stung a little.
>>29305205Can Australia afford beef?
this is a good ideer
>>29305207My hardworking, clinically depressed clown.
>>29305253she wear gloves anon
Who is genuinely the best cook in hololive?
>>29305169Slowly losing her voice like how Kanata is losing her hearing.
Guys does she have a carer or something? Does he know about this?
>>29305237Polka joker memes are great
She's going to forget her bun on the pan, isn't she?
>>29305309Haachama
>>29305104I like Kiara but you cant really use something touched on post production expect me to it right away its same reason i dont consider mori's song good
>>29305156My dumb oshi UberEats' McDonalds. Guess I'll have to be the househusband
>>29305222>>29305239>>29305246>>29305261Wait is Polka a failed seiyuu or something?
>>29305169Same thing Pekora does in her karaoke streams, singing in character.One day Kiara will completely break character and do something like this, forcing mass kneeling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbflN_ugEsk
>>29305309Probably Kiara for the ENs, is my guess
>>29305311Fake news anon
>>29305217Even ignoring post processing, it highlights that she is holding her voice back due to staying "in-character" while singing.
Is that a non-stick pan?
>>29305309matsuri is up there
>>29305309Ina can make a beef stew apparently. But I feel like Gura growing her own stuff probably makes her a slightly better cook.
>>29305309Choco and her dinosaur nuggets
/hlgg/ your daughterwife is so retarded
Lol, shredded cheese
Shredded cheese for a burger...
.
>>29305217Search her roommate's lives you faggot.
>Mozzarella >It all just falls off anyway
Just started watchingLooks fucking good, I'm perplexed
What the fuck is she doing?
>>29305311Stop it with this narrative.
>>29305349That's what makes it hot!
>>29305236I believe its more her jap micro kitchen without an oven and poorfag mentality that stops her.She talked about how fresh produce is expensive in tokyo.Survialist mom would have taught her the basics in any case.
It's actually a good idea to use the burger juice to toast the pan.
>cheese directly onto the pan instead of on toasted bread or on top of the pattyCHAAMA!?
What's so shocking? This is just australian cuisine.
>Grilled BunI regret ever talking shit about haachama's cooking
>>29305317get fucked
>>29305334She has never failed in her life. She's a legendary utawaku.
>>29305378Its really sticky~!
>Looks nice right?
>Stickyhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i want to cum on haachama's face and hear her say>its really sticky!
>>29305367Toasted bun
>>29305378it makes it crispy
>>29305376Anon she hasn't even mentioned beef
>>29305309
>>29305349She's not my daughter wife, she's my punching bag.
>>29305343of course, asians fall hard for the nonstick is healthy meme
Haachama's soft bun...
>>29305367Her best
Cunny cunny
>>29305378gets it sort of caramelizednot that haachama would know
>>29305317Japan and Australia are part of "global" anonchama.
>cunny cunny bun
>more cunny cunny
>>29305378
>>29303166>Mori: Bloodborne>Gura: Osu>Ame: Rimworld>Kiara: Steins;Gate>Ina: Armored Core Last Raven
cunny cunny
>>29305330Not even Towa's Error is far from that, full potential is on post-production, but like this anon said >>29305281, she wasn't even on full potential, mostly fun, she even said herself on the Sakura's Stream
>>29305381This is pretty much bunnos snag tier
I'm getting kinda hungry bros...
more cunny cunny bun?
>>29305400You really think she thought that far ahead? She clearly just thought the cheese would stick on the bread when turning it over.
Again, reminder that Haachama has a full on Ikemen voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTWgROszFPI
Maybe it's because I haven't eaten but It's starting to look pretty good.
cunny cunny bun?
Her ability to have BGM that matches the dumb bullshit going on in her stream is fairly unique to Haachama.
>>29305294wait what, for which show?
>>29305401Just saying it in general terms.
>>29305317based meido
>>29305398its illegal to fuck retards
>>29305403the hololive discord's food channel
This seems fairly edible so far, how will she fuck it up?
>24k people watching a bun toast
I want Haachama to abuse me like she abuses her pans
>>29305309Probably Aki or Choco
>my butt is not ready yet>it's really soft!
>>29305403I feel like my EoPness is missing some humor here, I don't think they cooked that
>>29305450eroge VA is 99% of the time in reference to VNs
>>29305403Daisenpai has excellent presentation skills
>>29305403Now show us *****'s *****
>>29305403Towa...
>>29305173eh?
>>29305403Sora, Azki, Aki is wife material
>>29305449I think she's some sort of amazing method actor. Wouldn't surprise me if this was just Daniel Day Lewis
>>29305445Don't eat raw chicken anon.
>When I went to middle school, I drunkHAACHAMA?!?!?
Haachama just drinks onions sauce.... her retardation is terminal.
haachama almost died in middle school
>she drank so much onions sauce in middle school she got a headacheOkay so the brain damage is confirmed.
>Haachama brain damage as a result of drinking onions sauce
>>29305449She has at least 3-4 regular BGMs to use
Is this grilled cheese
>>29305238I don't think there's anything I didn't do on ng+, there's so much time that I think I got all the exploration items too.
>SHE FUCKING DRANK ONIONS SAUCEWHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN
Onions sauce trauma...
>drank onions sauce to get sick enough to skip schoolYea, that makes sense
>>29305432>Towa's ErrorGreat name for Tortellini's YAB
>>29305480i hate that i immediately knew what this was
>in middle school I drank onions sauce to make myself sick and skip class but I got a bad headacheAmelia's sister all right.
that burger bun looks like it got cum tributed
>>29305457Not in Canada!
>>29305513>>29305515I do the same. It's not that bad.
Fuck. that cheese looks liek coom.
>>29305499>>29305513>>29305516>>29305500Anons, what in the world is onion sauce?
>>29305403
>>29305403Aki is genuinely OVERFLOWING with wife potentiallike whoever puts a ring on her is GUARANTEED a life of sheer bliss
cum on burger
i actually recoiled when she put the first bun back
MY DICK CAN'T GET ANY HARDER HAACHAMA
>It's reallly soft>It must be really hard
You guys remember when Haachama ate spicy noodles and puked on stream? That shit was wild.
>>29305534Hi you must be new here.
>>29305534so0 sauce, fucking word filter
>>29305534wouldn't you like to know, onionboy
Isn't it about time they got rid of these word filters
>>29305494>>29305500most filters are cute but this one is just fucking retarded
>>29305534how new?
I drank onion sauce once
>>29305534The best sauce in the world
>>29305457anonchama....she lives in Australia
>>29305317Eat a dick, Polka is /hlgg/
has haachama said "creamy" yet?
Wtf is onion sauce /hlgg/
>>29305534LURK MOREURKMORE
She's gonna get Salmonella, holy fuck
>>29305540>future tense>not past tenseAnon...
That hamburger sure looks good.
>>29305553Then Ina bought a crate of fire noodles, ate 2 on stream and had the rest for breakfast until they ran out.
>Cum on Bum
>>29305403Did Coco put sweet corn on her pizza? Korean ass taste.
>>29305534Juiced Aqua
>>29305585Elephants Foot...
seeing the wall of "onions sauce" has me giggling like a retard
>>29305449i feel my brain slowly disintegrating listening to this
HAACHAMA!?
>>29305582Clearly an unAmerican product
uma delicia...
It isn't a real Australian burger if it doesn't have beetroot in it, let's be real here.
Haachama at least use spoon to move that noodle what the fuck
>>29305585lloks like an infected vagina
>pasta hamburgerExplain Aussies
Can you get out of anything by drinking basedsauce?
>>29305432I didnt called her a retard because i didnt wanted to get banned from her chat but i did wrote that she should move the karaoke for another day because that long ass guerilla stream was a huge mistake.
lol did they really filter onions
>that little slice of tomatowhat the fuck
>>29305534Essence of Baqua
haachama.....
>>29305591No beef...
>I also have salmon hereSTOP HAACHAMA
>>29305585W T F ?
S A L M O N O N A B U R G E R
>>29305578haachama is driving me so mad i fuck replied to my fucking self aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HAACHAMA THAT IS NOT PROPER BURGER TOMATO SLICES. REMOVE IT AT ONCE. I AM GETTING UPSET.
It doesnt look THAT bad. I would eat it.
>>29305477Which game?
>>29305534onion is a word filter for egg s@lad
Do Australians really
NO NO NO O NOODLES DON'T GO ON BURGER BUNS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU AUSSIE BITCH STOP STOP STOP FUCKING STOOOOOOP
>>29305620I used to eat a works burger at least four times a week but I moved recently and now I can't find a new place with a burger even half as good as that
>wedge tomatouh
what the fuck haachama!?
>>29305513I drink coconut vinegar. It tastes good. Drinking so.ysauce is... well... it irks me
Seeing all the people surprised by the word filter reminds me just how many fucking newfags we have.
>Some smoked slamon>Sushi hambagawhat ishappen.
>pasta hamburgerAUbros?
I need a honest answer from everyone still here.Are you in too deep?
>Raw salmon on top of raw chicken and spicy noodlesShe has redefined what a burger is, sasuga Haachama.
>raw woolies packet salmanIntestinal parasitechama....
>Adds literally 1 piece of smoked salmon?????????????????????????????
>>29305642Yeah, it looked pretty tasty until the dumbass tomato was added
>>29305642She has to eat healthy
>>29303118>Noodles in the bunDid she learn this in the Philippines
PLEASE HACHAAMA DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>that little tap when closing the burgerOh my
>smoked salmon>tomato>instant ramen>chicken
TOMATOES ARE TRASH
THERE'S NO BRAKES, AKI
>>29305545kek, she is either feeling physical pain or morbid curiousity
>Raw sushiok.
>>29305356You do know software exist that can edit someone's voice live
Wait... where's the meat patty?
How is she just allowed to be retarded on air?
>>29305294That's not her.
>>29305403Festival did a much better job than I'd expected. Sora did good but it's all sweets and meat, Towa did good but it's all veggies. Can I marry both Sora and Towa and make them cook together for me?
SALMONELLA
Aki is adorable
>>29305687I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about, I've never seen any fast food joint offer a pasta burger.
Chicken Noodle Sushi Burger? Holy crap, she must have a stomach made of iron.
>Haachama drank onion sauceIsn't drinking something with that high of a salt content legitimately dangerous? Like, life-threatening dangerous? Depending on amount consumed. I guess we know where her brain damage came from now.
This is what a full year of exposure to Australia's heavy metal ridden air does to your average japanese female.
haachama is wife material
>>29305702the absolute state of /jp/
If it wasn't for the fish id eat it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29305508I know for sure that you're a few days short to actually do get exploration item, complete every support, fully rank up every witch, and do every part-time job on new game+. You're close, but you always have to lose out on a small number of things.Speaking of part-time jobs I really wish they gave you endings for them, especially since every single one of the part-time jobs has an ending hook that just never gets elaborated upon. It's a real shame Imageepoch went under while working on the game, you can really feel where they rushed the game development to get the game out before it was too late. Honestly it's kind of amazing that Stella Glow ended up being a good game despite that.
Smoked salmon is not raw... Just fyi
haachama's english is getting much betteri'm proudthat said HAACHAMA LEARN TO COOK
One of these days, she'll die from her own cooking
>>29305702She just said she got the idea for a pasta burger from an aussie burger restaurant she got dinner
>>29305725New video when
>>29305737This is now a part of haachama lore
>>29305687I don't know either man
i'm sorry but this bitch is retarded
>>29305714Just reminding you that you're watching Haachama
>>29305751Anyone who isn't a retard gleamed that from the "smoked"
>>29305754It's today
>>29305294She wasn't in that game. She did a lewd joke spoof song using lines from the game as lyrics. She did not originally voice the game.
>>29305733Sounds good though doesn't it?
>>29305737>Isn't drinking something with that high of a salt content legitimately dangerous? Like, life-threatening dangerous?Yes
will this be a special dish on the KFP menu?
This was legit looking actually not too bad until she put those giant tomato chunks and salman on it.
>>29305737Her family didn't feed her so it's not surprising she just ate whatever the fuck she could get a hold of.
Can this "burger" be regarded as an Australian declaration of war against America?
>>29305715that's what allowed when you are in the top 10 and from the first gen
>>29305705>>29305726CLAP CLAPNEXT REDDIT HOLO
>>29305403Feel like they're selling Noel short.
>>29305714Raw chicken breast.
they sell kebab in harajuku? wtf
>>29305702You haven't lived until you tried pancit canton in pandesal
>>29305725Seriously, how has she not gotten some kind of food poisoning up until now?
good picture
Reminds me of the instant noodles in pandesal I used to eat back in the countryside
>Kebabababas
>>29305763collab when
>>29305695You think anything survives inside her digestive tract? You've seen what she eats and she is not dead yet?
she's legitimately retarded
>>29305777Yes, and you get your picture put on the wall if you survive it
that's fucking disgusting
>>29305304Australia has a massive beef industry.
Can someone explain this?
>doesn't know kebabshow the fuck do you live in Australia without eating a kebab?
>>29305691Yes.
>I eat boyH-hachaama?
>>29305763Fucking kek
THE ELEPHANTS FOOT (COLORIZED)
>>29305785the fuck are you on about, you meme-spouting retarded child?
>>29305775Sure, I'd eat it
>>29305763do you think she has talent?
>>29305818Haachamachama.
>>29305816>>29305818I am not convinced
>>29305812>>29305818Can someone explain this?
>>29305783I definitely would jesus christ almighty
CHOO CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE SALMANELLA EXPRESS!
uhhh
>>29305812>>29305818chamamind
I used to eat noodles with two buns. . . aside from the chicken and tomato . . . it isnt bad.
>>29305695Well, she legitimately got hospitalized for drinking water in the Phillipines while in Middle School....
>>29305403Could you add in Pekora’s Pekopan? That shit was hilarious.
>>29305403I feel like I'd get fat with Aki or Noel as my wife, but at least I'd be happy when I inevitably die of heart disease.
Haachama and Ame are definitely sisters in that it's a miracle either survived childhood.
>>29305797It looks like its in pain
>>29305829how new
>>29305705>>29305545LMAO
>>29305725You know now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever seen Aki collab with the other holos. What's the narrative?
And she eats it with knife and fork, sasuga Haachama
>>29305827Imagine seeing that in the discord with no context
I'm pretty sure she's committing a war crime
cheesy and spicy!
>>29305800>Haachama makes kebab>Doesn't like it>Says remove kebab
this bgm combined with what im watching is legit making me retarded
>haachama discordDoes each holo have their own discord for members only?
>>29305849I can't wait to buy it at my local KFP
>>29305777Kiara already said she'll fire her, thankfully
>>29305849I'll unironically eat it.
>>29305849I feel like if I keep staring at this burger it will start staring back.
Doesn't seem that bad
Uhhhhhhh....
>>29305881must be the hololive member server
>>29305829YAMETEKUDASTOP is a reddit meme endorsed by Coco, retarded newfag
>>29305855Children are more stirdy than people think, actually.
>>29305867At least an international incident
>>29305881she's pinging all the holos with her picture
>>29305859You aren't looking hard enough, she does collabs fairly often. She was even in the second EN AmongUs collab
Somehow I'm offended she's using a fork and knife to eat it
I think at this point it doesn't even count as false hamburger advertising I think this is straight up fraud
>>29305892I'm worried about her getting Salmonella
Atleast she realized tomato wedges is retarded for a burger.
>most sliced tomato is like...wtf that sounded great
This has more viewers than Kiara's karaoke.
>>29305849I would eat it.
>>29305849I have a stomach of steel but even I find this disgusting.
>>29304042You could play this over THOSE twitch sings clips and not see a thing off.
>>29305827I would legitimately eat that.
Did anyone get a screenshot of HaaChama's hand? I want to see if she had big or small hands.
You can't name another chuuba who would surprise us with a graduation stream out of nowhere.
>>29305702
>>29305881The hololive disc.
>>29305900They're thesameperson
>>29305905>spoonfeedingkill yourself
>>29305151>ywn
>>29305849I dont know whats worse, that gill Gura pic that anon finished in this thread or this
>>29305900Explain this, she's-just-pretending-fags.
>>29305900AAAHHHHHHHHH
>>29305919Fucking kekw
>>29305881Is this what the T4 deadbeats have been talking about?
>>29305810>kiara's pic is the only one on the wall because she can just reincarnate after eating itThat's just unfair
>>29305919kiara singing is nice, but watching haachama die on stream is more fun
>>29305851Gura is that you?It's okay, you have money now..
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KNIFE HANDLING HAACHAMA????????
>>29303118
>>29305569Don't do that again, okay Mori?
>>29305905It didn't start there, retarded newfag, it just propagated there like everything else on the Internet eventually does.
>>29305900
This is the last time we see Haachama
WHY IS SHE CUTTING IT LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT
>>29305849Its like one of those burger advertisement comparison
>>29305919>Haachama eating a chicken burger while Kiara is streamingShe knows what she's doing.
I unironically think this burger looks good and i'm getting hungry at 2:30am
>>29305916I remember hearing that as long as the outside got cooked well enough the salmonella bacteria just up and dies. She cooked both sides long enough, but still...
she really just changed the tomato slice while eating
>>29305640how new?
OK that knife handling made me legitimately nervous
this burger is almost as much of a sloppy mess as Haachama herself
>>29305849I mean, i've seen worse from Haachama
>>29305919Kiara is Kiara, but this is a trainwreck, and trainwrecks are infinitely more appealing to the masses.
I was catching up on last thread. Why do people think Polka would commit suicide?
Eh, I've eaten worse when clearing out my fridge.
>>29305958traditional method of cutting tofu
>>29305779wait what?
>>29305919Numberfags always make my day
>Makes burger, food designed to be picked up and eaten>Uses knife and forkDo Australians really?
HAACHAMA AND AME COOKING COLLAB FUCKING WHEN?
>>29305900>SHE IS PRETENDING BTW
>>29305968>am I fitting in yet gaiznewfag please, its always been a reddit excusive
>eating with the same gloves she handled raw chicken
>>29305585Just someone busting on a bun.
The chicken is so raw, it's trying to schedule a collab with Mori.
>>29305973What do you mean? Cutting a tomato while holding it in your hand is perfectly safe and normal.
Going on a McHachaama's run what you guys want?
>>29305849We only live once
This is actually edible considering its Haachama.
>>29305933Now give us the ramen sundae
>>29305978it's unironically a fine concept, it just has Haachama twists at every step.
>>2930586729302368Yeah, when she put the two tomatoes on there it almost looked like a red cross for a moment.
>>29305151>tfw no texan shark loli to wake you up
any armchair nutritionists can tell me how unhealthy her borgar is?
i wonder what the fuck her host family thinks about this shitsurely they know she's a vtuber and does this shit on the regular?
>>29305974How much more proof do we need that Kiara antis don't actually watch streams?
>>29305991I mean, compared to her past products, this one is actually... kind of normal? Almost looks like something you'd see in a place on the food network.
>>29305978SAME
>>29305912>She was even in the second EN AmongUs collabThat's the one I didn't watch, because it was so damn early in the morning. I checked the vod just now and I'm convinced that Aki has mouse acceleration enabled, see:https://youtu.be/deWYVAbkyY0?t=1613while she is doing the leaves task the way her cursor overshoots makes me feel uncomfortable.
How do I save haachama from herself
>>29305794I hate it
ooooouuuuuhhhhhhhh intestinal cancer
>>29306005no we fucking don't, Haachama is insane
>>29305994It's fine anon don't worry about it, just keep spamming polmao in her chat and everything will be ogey
>>29306030Can I get a chickenburger extra raw?
>>29306005Please andstand
>>29306030 one bullet right to my head pls
>>293060302 extra large fries for my daughter wife Guram
Haachama's outfit and the way her twintails move is so cute. Makes you want to play peekaboo with her hair and pinch her cheeks
Haachama's english is improvingOr she has stopped faking it
>>29305783Yes!
>>29306040it's not inherently terrible for you
If people can survive eating 100+ year old war rations, Haachama can get through a little salmonella just fine.
KETCHUPFAGS BTFO
>I DON'T LIKE KETCHUPHAACHAMA PLS
>>29305991Yeah, this actually likes edible. Not good but edible.
>>29305994She's Pagliacci
>no katchup on foodDROPPED
>>29305900was this in Australia?
>>29305974Kiara isn't streaming.
>haachama is eating out kiaras ass rawgod i wish i was haachama or kiara
>>29306052fly to Australia, find her and put her in a mental facility
>>29306033Yeah, it's pretty tame for her all things considered. Raw chicken and all.>>29306030Chicken sashimi, an extra blue burger, and fries fried for only 1 minute.
>>29306030a rope and a video camera
>>29306005no she has autism
>ketchup has too much sugar>drinks Red Bull!??She is right about ketchup though, fuck that sugar sauce for kids
>>29306040On a technical level it's not actually that unhealthy compared to a normal burger, it's just fucked up.
>>29306043She is renting her own apartment.She is rich enough to do that.
I can't believe KFP didn't go bankrupt after the lawsuits when this burger was served as a standard menu item.
>>29306054HE HATES IT
>allergic to eggs
>RED Heart>doesn't like ketchup
>>29306078She's probably putting effort into it now, as it gets her decent attention.
god that egg allergy is just sad every time I am reminded of it
>>29305978Take the raw salmon out and actually slice the tomato right and I'll eat it all
>>29306115i thought she lived with a host family that literally didn't care for her?
>>29305900Oh...
>>29306110what kind of subhuman doesn't like ketchup
is haachama immune to salmonella
>>29305978Probably tastes pretty good, I think it would look more appealing if the tomato was chopped into smaller pieces
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1328601325714726913>Polka organized an AU collab with only 7 playersPolkacci... Good line up, though.
>>293060301 raw chicken wing casually dropped inside my soup, please
>Why does it taste cheesyI don't know, maybe because you put cheese on it??????????????
https://youtu.be/N94hIntc6JQI AM FALLING DOWN A DANGEROUS RABBIT HOLE AND I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.
>>29306122Yes, she once cry because she can't eat bread
>>29306030just fuck my shit up
>better>be'erSometimes Haachama corrects the right pronunciation with the tard talk. Why is this?
FACT: Ketchup is shit
>>29306142Bitch, it's red sugar, it's not food.
ANOTHER BURGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29306139Maybe at the start.But definitely not now.
why cant people eat eggs but eat chicken?
She doesn't act like this during the ASMR streams I swear to god...
>>29306078Bit of column A. Bit of column B. After the Ame collab she started doing her eigo reps seriously again and has stopped doing as much meme english.
>>29306156>admitted to being a kissless virgin
>another onePlease no
>>29306030Can I get one beef boiled in Coca-Cola?
>>29306152kek
>>293060301 gyoza fry
The time she streams for me mixed with the content makes Hachaama's streams feel like a fever dreamAre they even real?
>>29306144Is salmonella immune to Haachama would be a better question.
Someone post her pancake
>>29306162i mean british derived accents replace a lot of double ts with glottal stops
>>29306110Get Sweet Baby Ray's ketchup from walmart if you're a burger. Low carb and tastes good. I use it and his bbq sauce for keto friendly sauces.
>>29306122And kiwisAnd avocadoAnd flowersAnd dustAnd catsAnd a bunch of shit
>>29306150>Only 7Still quite a few even if it isn't a full roster. Looks like it'll be fun.
>studying to be an english teacher for ESLs>watching Haachama has unironically helped me notice some common mistakes that ESLs make with grammar and prnounciation>I've even been able to use some of her mistakes in one of my assignmentsThank you Haachama
>>29306150She got Ayame so that is something.
TWO burgers Haachama?
Oh boy, second round of Haachama burger.
Seeing the inside makes it all the more terrifying.
>>29306150Is that fucking ayame?
>no ketchuphttps://files.catbox.moe/czjij1.jpg
>Haachama board>can't post HaachamaHaachama
>>29306082Nice
>haachama is defiling kiaras bloody corpse
just end me haachama
>>29306199What the actual fuck? Is haachama a genetic failure?
>>29305430>Ina: Armored Core Last RavenOh god please
UMM no one told me that australians have the best immune system
I'm racking my brain trying to figure out how you could possible make the chicken spicy noodle smoked salmon burger taste good and I can't figure it out
mogu mogu
>>29306040You don't need to be a pseudo-expert on anything to know that raw chicken is dangerous to eat.
I seriously don't know how Haachama has lived this long.
>>29306195Yeah but why does she corrects it?
14kgchama...
>>29305852That would explain why she doesn't always get food poisoning, that parasite is taking care of the food for the both of them.
>>29306144maybe the salmonella were the friends we made along the way
Please no haachama
>>29306150>ayameHow did Polka become this powerful?
>>29306201Mori, where the hell is Blasphemous?
>>29305849OK, I'm willing to say. This burger looks edible.
>>29306030can you get me a steamed takoyaki, hold the tako extra crab sticks and kimchi
>>29306225How chaama?
>>29306217she's pretty good at the game
>>29306242idkbut her english is getting better nonetheless
>>29306236You're missing the tomato
>>29306228Fuck that's hot
>>29306179>admitting to being a slut
>>29306236she put salmon?I thought she misread salmonella
>>29306030do they still have japanese transfer student spicy noodle vomit
Gonna be honest, I'm shocked she said Jacques correctly.
>>29306168Is this an American thing? I can get tomato sauce that is 16.5% sugar. Sure not great, but not that bad.
>>29306260I know but how on earth did Polka get her to stop playing lol for a collab?
So this is australian food....
>australian foodEXPLAIN
>>29305794>pancit canton in pandesalThat's the stuff....Might as well prepare some for dinner.
>>29306273No it was a promotion
>>29306236It probably wouldn't be too bad properly cooked with butter and seasoning.
>>29306061>>29306094The "cover up sadness with a smile" was supposed to be a meme! FUCK!
>>29306236cheese fixes everything
>>29306086>>29306097Holy fucking based. Ketchup is so fucking overrated, there's always a better option.
Jeesus
JESAS
>>29306150Oh lord, that line up. Noel is dead. So is Botan since Ayame and Sushi will want to kill her just to protect themselves.
I'll never go to Australia
jesus...
JEZAZ?
>>29306270>>29306179you both should admit that you've been admitted at least once in your lifetimes
The fucking BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH in the background is chaotic as fuck
I LOVE YOU GURA AND I LOVE YOUR RETARDED BLONDE SISTER!
>>29306277I think sugar is kinda rare in America as they mostly use Corn Syrup for stuff. You can't legally use that stuff here.
I love you Gura!
Ausbros, explain.