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HI! BILLY MAYS HERE, INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW PRODUCT! ARE YOU TIRED OF FAPPING TO YOUR HENTAI GAMES AND STAINING YOUR MONITOR WITH CUM? DOES YOUR CUM STICK IN YOUR KEYBOARD AND NOT COME OUT? WELL I HAVE THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU! INTRODUCING FAP-OFF! IT'LL GET THE CUM OUT!

>> No.2928911

;_;

>> No.2928916

It's like /b/ away from /b/

now I dont have to visit /b/ to remember why I left

>> No.2928918

too soon man, too soon

>> No.2928926

BILLY MAYS no longer here...

>> No.2928927

I can't fap to La.

>> No.2928928

It's called a tissue.

>> No.2928931

I just aim for my feet when I finish. It's probably why I have such immaculate skin there.

>> No.2928933

I always cum into my boyfriend's mouth, so I won't need that.

>> No.2928935

>>2928928

>> No.2928939

>>2928933
While you're playing eroge?

>> No.2928952

>>2928933
At first I thought that post said 'my boyfriend comes into my mouth' and I started raging at femanon, then I realized it was something gay, and I frowned.

>> No.2928956

>>2928952
But girls can cum too, Anon.

>> No.2928959

>>2928952

Well I fapped

>> No.2928964

>>2928939
Yes.
>>2928952
Femanon on /jp/? You need to stop using drugs.

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>>2928964
>Femanon on /jp/? You need to stop using drugs.
But I'm a girl and I post on /jp/ all the time, besides, what makes you think there are no femanons on /jp/ in the first place?

>> No.2928991

>>2928978
Because the vast. vast. vast majority of /jp/'s male posters are sexist ignoramouses.

Speaking as another femanon of /jp/.

>> No.2928997

>Femanon
I hate this fucking word, that is all.

>> No.2929007

>>2928997
I don't generally use it, but I decided to go with the flow of previous posts. Oh well.

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>>2928978
>>2928991

>> No.2929043

There are no girls on /jp/
There are just boys who like to pretend they are.

The silly part is that whenever one of the above decides to play pretend, everyone flies into a fit of rage. Yet when everyone is collectively invited to express their desires to wish to be little girls, the truth shines through.

In conclusion, /jp/ is tsundere for itself.

>> No.2929072

>>2929043
Oh COME ON, do you REALLY THINK THERE ARE NOT ANY GIRLS ON /jp/???? ARE YOU CRAZY???

>> No.2929079

>femanon

in before zun

>> No.2929086

ANON R LEGIUN! NO GIRLS ON /JP/ XDDD

>> No.2929087

I can't deny the fact that there are girls in /jp/ but i want to believe that all of them are lesbians.

>> No.2929095

The last time I mentioned I was female on /jp/ was...oh...five, six months ago? And that was, as it is now, simply to mention that, yes, I happen to be female.

I've never posted pictures of myself anywhere on 4chan. I've never flirted with another anonymous (or tripfag). I've never been to /cm/ or /y/. I don't use emoticons or action pounds. I do not rave over "bishies", or any other basic character types. I don't post in ronery or roleplaying threads.

I am amongst you. Just another anonymous in the crowd. I don't require your belief or consent to make it so.

That is all.

>> No.2929096

>>2929087
At least one is!

>> No.2929098

There are girls here, but they're almost certainly in a small minority, and the girls who like to proclaim their sex (hello Pygmalion) tend to be pretty annoying.

>> No.2929101

>>2929086
Just Polish girls.

>> No.2929107

>>2929095
>action pounds
I bet you also pronounce C# as 'see-pound'. Faggot.

>> No.2929110

>girls on /jp/
it's a Devil's Proof!

>> No.2929113

>>2929095
ASL?

>> No.2929130

protip: everybody knows there are girls on
/jp/ and claiming you are one will just start a shitstorm; there is nothing you can do to change this, deal with it or go somewhere else.

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