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Not gonna lie, the ASMR stream's got me feeling a certain way that I wasn't before. I've finally reached a true understanding of the original goslingposters.
Gura loves Minecraft!
Mori love!
Your takos, HAND THEM OVER!!!!
Gura cute!
>>29287197OOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH LICKY LICKY GURA'S SOFT FLUTTERING GILLS
All holos are beautiful in their own rightAnti's get deported to the ocean
Ame's big, juicy melons
HoloDE when?
Hey Teamates, I've found a version of Space Dandy that doesn't cut off the OP, but it doesn't have the funimation logo. I tested it with the 4 episodes that we watched and the funimation logo seems to be like 8 seconds long, except for the fourth episode but that was because Ame started the timer 1 second late.So, for the next watchalong you should start it when Ame's timer says 8 seconds.
Let's remember the anon who went to bed so that we could all get blessed by Gura tonightHis sacrifice shall not be in vain
Kiara is going to incline so hard when the talkshow gets rolling. Mark my words.
GURA IS FUCKING PREGNANT
>>29284484https://files.catbox.moe/jf8i0z.pngI'm leaning on Ame and Ina next.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!
What about a maid Holo?
There are no streams for another 4 hours.Do your 日本語レップスhttps://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
>>29287197I love my cute sharkwife!
I really wish Mori does more of those ASMR streams. It was peak comfy.
When are they remaking Fukkireta but with the EN girls
Gura ate a whole melon all by herself! Are you proud of her?
Beware, a dangerous monster will eat all your melons, but only if you click on this Spoiler...
>>29287209f-fweeeee
>>29286711>>29287002>Gura is small due to hypothroidism>She has ADHD due to it as well>Adderall is causing her dry mouth and stomach churns>She eats 1000 kcal per day because of her size and appetite suppression>Her lockjaw story was because of the meds>Her sleep schedule is non-existent because she's on stimulants 24/7
>>29287226Who's her first guest?
>>29287210DYRBI
More KFP MTG cards.
>>29287212
>>29287204Then you should understand that only suffering awaits you
>>29287210I don't believe she does.
Proof that Mori was posting on /hlgg/https://streamable.com/y1nqnj
>>29287251Marine
Is Kiara actually retarded?I was looking at Gura's schedule and she is literally streaming shit like Fire Emblem in Gura and Ame's prime time.
What about a ProZD collab?
You call THAT a narrative?
>>29287251The Captain
>>29287218Thank you, Nakirinochet.
>>29287168I don't think it would be worth it tying chat messages in to IRC, it would just clogged down constantly and to be honest most of them aren't worth reading. But if anons here wanted an IRC server to sit in during streams I think that might be nice.
Can we stop talking if Mori is here? I know she is but it's giving schizos something to sperg over.
>>29287224Schrodinger’s schedule
>>29287244Not impressed unless it was a whole watermelon.
Fixed
Mori is the queen of BFE
>>29287229Yup it was all me!
>>29287249Wow she really is just like me
>>29287245
>>29287226lol
>>29287226I hope she does if only so she improves her outlook. I want all them all to succeed and enjoy their time at HoloLive.
>>29287226Honestly, I don't know about that. Her previous collabs haven't brought her that much incline, if any>>29287251Marine
>>29287251Senchou
>>29287238thats what aqua is supposed to be
>Friend openly voices how much the idol industry sucks and talks about how she rather stay in the undergroud rap game>You tell her that this is your dream job and you confide in her about how you really want to join Hololive and convince her to not shit on Hololive>Friend says ogey good luck with that and encourages you to do your best and that she will support you all the way>A month passes and the results are in, friend tells you ummm about that thing you were auditioning for. I thought it would be funny if I were to just apply for it just for the heck of it. It's not like I wanted to join it or anything, they probably have really low standards or something cause I didn't even prepare for it. You must've gotten in too right?>The feeling of rage and betrayal wells up inside you as you smile and say no I didn't get in, I'm glad you got in. Friend says oh boi, you aren't mad at all right? We still cool right?>See her accelerate in growth in what could have been you even though she doesn't care about Hololive or what it means to be part of it.
I'm starting to think Gura is actually pregnant
how can I get haachama to talk dirty to me
>>29287229BASED
>>29284302very sneaky anon, I know that campfire soundI only have the small clip from back then, where did you get that one?
MEDSNOW!
>>29287273I was looking at her schedule*
>>29287281anon your reading reps
>>29287218>no details on her horns I'm mad
>>29287273Kiara hates unity
>>29287242She most certainly will, it was a resounding success.
>>29287311I'm taking my VitD pills and eggs, does that count?
>"Suspended indefinitely"Is there any good guess as to what happened at all? I've seen the racism narrative a lot, and I really think it wouldn't be that far fetched knowing how Japs are.
>>29287197RAMUNE GURA SPECIAL EDITION WHEN UUUUUOGGGGGGGGGGGG SUNDRESS SUNDRESS SUNDRESS.
chigger
>>29287226In terms of subs maybe, but her average viewers will likely remain the same.
>>29287244Yes, especially if she grew it herself
>>29287229PREGGOPOSTER WAS RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29287303meds onegai
>>29287267I clipped something relevent to this investigation, hope you guys can make more connections with it.https://files.catbox.moe/t80ciw.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUUmore minecraft kino
>>29287330Your guess is as good as mine
Am I the only one having problems posting? It keeps giving me errors whenever I use 4chanX or the native extension. Can only post when I disable all of it
>>29287238oga...
>>29287273She's trying get the NA audience after two months of not streaming in their timezones
>>29286590https://youtu.be/L23_ytc4_eo?t=40I found it (Ame mentioning ballroom dancing got overshadowed by her other answer)
Pregnant Gura...
>>29287302Just don't get rejected you talentless loser lmao
>>29287214Cowboy/girl holo when?
>>29287273good for her. i'm glad she has the confidence to stream for her fans without worrying about people who would choose gura and ame over her.
>>29287226I'm all in on the "EN stomps JP in every metric" train so I hope she does
I wonder if Artia will actually do "it"
>>29287352works on my machine
>>29287302Have you noticed she never talks about friend anymore? :^)
>>29287229Kill yourself
For how many months are you still going to pretend to dislike Mori?
>>29287226Is that going to be prerecorded? I really don't want to have to choose between that and Mori's concert if they overlap
>>29287273wheres the schedule? i cant find shit
>>29287278like, just use rizon man
>no fighter pilot holossad
>>29287345holy fuck its real
>>29287267Anon, posts by some randos aren't truth.
fixed soundpost
>>29287369Kill herself? I doubt it.
>>29287303ふざけんじゃね
>>29287330Collab was with Artia
Who's looking forward to Holostars EN?
>>29287273I'm glad she does what she wants instead of only what she thinks is popular
>>29287379I've never hated her
>>29286347he's gonna do it again! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!SAVE MEEEEE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29287302I'm not versed in vtuber lore, what is this referring to?
>>29287314No, your reading reps. A melon can be the size of a fist to a head to your mom. She didn't specify which means she ate a tiny ass melon.
>>29287273She wants to stream during NA timezones more because some of her fans complained about her mostly JP schedule.She's listening to feedback.
Did anyone clip Kiara's "Doremi Big Smoke Order"? Can't find it on youtube.
>>29287352Please never post that cursed image again.
>>29287229goddamn it, this narrative is gonna be around for awhile, huh?
>>29287350>simple geometry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqSwPQkxTc
>>29287273I think it's her sleep schedule. It's a bit all over the place at the minute. She adjusts her schedule around that I think.
>>29287386Hey, at least you have Fubuki, the Yukikaze!
>>29287273shes deciding to stream during times english speaking viewers can actually watch her instead at 2 in the burger for here in burgerland
>>29287330Ina please.. We can still do the collab before I graduate....
>HAHAHAHA LOL XD LE MEDS HAHA LE MEDDDDOOSSSS LE FUNNEH MEEEMEEE XDD LE TAKE YOURE MEDS SCHIZO LOLOOOL ROFL SONFUNNEH XFDDFJDHDHSYURJDJDUUD
>>29287267>/jp/ isn't magical like /k/as expected
>>29287267meds
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816?s=20>tfw klaius provided constructive criticism and she listenedschizos doubted him...
>>29287302Shoulda passed the audition then, nerd.
>>29287352mine is working just fine
>>29287433meds
>>29287229More for the list>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones>She has said herself that she's "heavy">Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight>Refers to herself as "mommy">Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>>29287302I mean, Mori probably never thought in a million years she would get accepted to be fair.
>>29287379It's probably just a handful of vocal antis.
>>29287273That's an optimal hour to cry about low numbers for red superchats
>>29287421all the pregchads are getting their dicks wet over it, it'll stop as soon as they coom
>>29287433
>>29287421for 9 months at least
>>29287242If she does another one, I hope she occasionally breaks off the cutesy act to be more true to her dork tomboy nature.
>>29287393>Waste her chance to study focusing on streaming>Lost her growing twitch career and the contacts she built>Lost the chinks because they still hate her>Will have to go back to China and be cut off from the western shit she likes, even her precious TwitchIf that was me, I'd do it live.
http://poal.me/d86ycphttp://poal.me/d86ycphttp://poal.me/d86ycpVery important poll that's not tribalism trash
>>29287267Ogey, Schizoposter.
>>29287364>>29287214The Femanon here would easily fit it, wouldn't even have to play it up, just get by on accent alone and just be herself and entertaining.
>>29287433go back to /v/, I can smell the wojack on you
Amelia might not be perfect.She gets angry, she swears, she blames everyone but herself, she's not very smart, she is unable to wake up on time or be punctual, she can't sing very well, she can't cook and has shit taste in food, she is messy, she doesn't care too much about body hygiene, she bites her nails, she only has 4 forks and only uses plastic plates, she is perverted, she makes autistic noises, she has tinnitus, she constantly hiccups, she has a scarred tongue, she had a stapled hole in her head and she had her fingertip cut off when she was younger. Oh she was also left to melt in a car at over 120F.But even so... she is the perfect girlfriend for me and I wouldn't have it in any other way.
Gura's gills...
>>29287238
https://files.catbox.moe/6lxrth.mp4is this the toxic gamer? poggers dude. collab with Connor the VA when?
>>29287443funny thing is that gura does one thing that kills this whole thing
>>29287433Yes. Take them
>>29287226Kiara will really start to incline if SHE STARTS USING HER ACTUAL IDOL VOICEYES IM STILL MAD SINCE I WANT HER STOP HOLDING BACKGOD FUCK JUST UNLEASH YOUR IDOL POWER ALREADY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was a Mori anti, especially in the last few days when things got ugly but honestly I don't hate Mori, I like her and wish her the best. What I hate is her fanbase here. You niggers are by far the most annoying pieces of shit I've seen, and unironically defend redditors and anitubers. I feel like the thread quality went to shit since the podcast and that's what motivated me to talk shit about her when she doesn't even deserve the hate.t. deadbeat
>>29287451What's with incels and their irrational hatred towards successful women?
>>29287273Its fun you sperg
>>29287238Baqua...
>>29287412Then you should has written "A normal sized melon". Just saying "A whole melon" has nothing to do with the size of the melon.
>>29287443
>>29287470? post audio
>More like BUILDcraftGura NO you're not ready for modded minecraft autism
>>29287475You can't call her your perfect girlfriend if you haven't even updated the pasta with recent injury stories.
What happen during her graduation stream? Said anything worth nothing?
>>29287464
>>29287433Someone put him back in his cell
>>29287470Narrative: vacaroo femanon owns a gun
>>29287330No one has any clue, not even decent narratives (other than the one about Ina's roommate working with nijis and the Chinese, but that's pretty damn far-fetched). It must be some esoteric company policy that we have no hope of understanding.
>>29287379till she can go a month without shitting up a thread>never
>>29287481
>>29287295Subaru and Nene's collab brought a lot of views and subs, but after those collabs her metrics went back to the usual
>>29287229Gura's baby dying from complications do to covid!
>>29287467what do the different N's mean?
>>29287433This but unironically.
>>29287519That's actually true though
>>29287330I think the most realistic narrative, assuming Gura and Ame still get JP collabs, is that there is some contract fuckery with her other employers that slipped past them.
>>29287433Class S meds abstinence outbreak, only solution is execution by firing squad
>>29287197good op
>>29287433Unironically take your meds and go back
>>29287527I hope you die first.
>>29287330Wait, who is suspended indefinitely?
>>29287451>attach a coupon to a post>screencap it and pretend this means meido made the postCan deadbraps get any more pathetic?
>>29287437Her tweets are so fucking adorable, really on par with some holoJP tweets. I love her so fucking much!
>>29287379I don't dislike her, but I've watched her the least out of personal preference. I hope she gets more comfortable with HoloLive and finds a good balance that works for her in the long run. It also occurs to me most the images I have of her are lewd but I'm okay with this.
>>29287531Nskelebros
>>29287430>during times english speaking viewers can actually watch her instead at 2 in the burger for here in burgerlandHer streams are now at 2 in the morning for EU.
>>29287522But anon... nobody is shitting those threads but yourself.
>>29287492This is 4chan, a safe space for that type.
>>29287531N-word pass level.
>>29287519Anon probably half the burgers in this thread own a gun.
Did Mori addressed something that "made her antis angry" in her ASMR stream earlier? I unironially fell asleep because of it. Just woke up actually
>>29287487Studio voice is always better than real-time karaoke. But she'll definitely sound better without the chicken voice.
>>29287443Keep up on this anon. You're on to something.
>>29287451Two threads ago, if the survey is any indicator, mori antis are from /a/ and /jp/.
>>29287487Until she figures out a way to add post production during a live stream it'll never happen.
>>29287487>he really thinks those produced idol songs are her real voiceKFPcucks are delusional
>>29287522But that's what you're doing
>>29287437she doesn't care about you Klaius. Stop it
>>29287273nobody owns a time slot chumflake
hmm sounds familiar....https://files.catbox.moe/xz4tqy.mp4
>>29287557I think Kiara needs those meds for herself
>>29287407God damn, I miss her old ending theme. It was vastly superior to the current random wubwub, especially how she timed it every time and screwed up sometimes.
>>29287467I really hope these results are just shitposting, if not you fuckers should listen to >>29287241and at least get to N5 in 2-3 months
>>29287547All of the collabs Ina had planned with non HoloENs
>>29287475I like how people saved the stuff I wrote. Agree with the other guy, it needs a revision now. Amelia love!
>>29287550I knew Mori antis were newfags, but damn.
>>29287519>>29287561imagine not owning guns
>>29287565She confirmed that there's a "get fucked by Charlie in an off-collab" stream in planning
>Eating avocados reduces your risk of pregnancy complications. JESUS CHRIST
>>29287547rrat
>>29287433Hello /jp/!https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>29287582It has nothing to do with timeslots.She's always complaining about lower viewership and then does something like this.
>>29287481>>29287523>>29284081>>29284265>>29284425>>29284542Alright drawfags, time for anatomy reps.Remember that water flows out from the gill slits, across the respiratory surface of each gill. This means the water has to enter from somewhere else--an open mouth or a spiracle.Can't argue with >>29284542 though. Fantasy means rule of cool wins.This dissection is from the lower jaw to the pectoral girdle. Sharks have their heart and gills in their throats. Wherever you place the gills along the Atlantean body wall, you must account for the flow of water into them. I would recommend including a spiracle between the clavicle and shoulder blade if you must keep the gills in the thorax.
>>29287531NIG Levels. The lower the number, the more gangsta you at.
>>29287579YES SHE DOES
>>29287530Why can't life be like my childhood picture books.
>>29287487Her voice when she collabed with nene was really nice
>>29287146>she more than doubled her subs/dayFor a couple of days. Their fanbase it not an endless pool. It's still leveling off, but I seriously doubt that her gain will be over 20k compared to what her natural growth would have been. Considering that she just crossed 650k it's fucking nothing and isn't worth the potential yabs. Remember that they had a manager to sit in the studio and control the process during the recording and then an entire month to edit the podcast. They can't do that with random twtich faggot streaming collabs. It's just a huge risk with miniscule gain unless we are talking someone with tens on millions of subs.
>Mori coming here only resulted in hating us because we won't stop shitposting about her and we keep bullying her friendIt makes me so sad. Why does 4chan always have to keep eating their own? Why can't you love your fellow posters and be proud of the things you like and leave others to like what they like? I just want to talk about things I like and be helpful to others in whatever way I can. I hate seeing Anons saying they're losers, I don't think you're losers. At the end of the day we're never going to meet each other, isn't that bad enough already?
>>29287586Why would our glorious leader need medicine?
>>29287267I'm literally the person who did the first post being showcased lmao.
>>29287589This is the EOP thread brotha, it can't be helped.
>>29287433True, true.
>>29287467I know it's dead hours but this is sad to look at.
>>29287591Huh.I wonder why that is.
>>29287475The perfect girlfriend for me is HAACHAMA-CHAMAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>29287565Yeah, she announced 2 upcoming collab with OTV and Charlie
stop thinking that holos browse 4chanit is factionally false and you are a schizo if you think they are here
AN ACTUALLY IMPORTANT POLL ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HOLOLIVE PLEASE TAKE SOME TIMEhttp://poal.me/cp1b7qhttp://poal.me/cp1b7qhttp://poal.me/cp1b7qhttp://poal.me/cp1b7q
Mori is the Coco of EN and that's a good thing
>>29287260I'm always suffering but at least this is a temporary reprieve.
>>29287620>Why does 4chan always have to keep eating their own?Maybe unironically try Reddit?
>>29287330Ina is a traitor!
>>29287594The podcast brought them here, please be patient with them
>>29287527Kill yourself
>>29287589How do i motivate myself to continue after learning kana?
Peko olympics
>>29287330>"Rescheduled indefinitely"Anon, your hearing reps.
>>29287561Then why haven't we done any corporate raiding on Cover's office?
>>29287642Where the fuck is voice you absolute ape
>>29287642You're a fucking retard and I want you out
>>29287602anon i'm not pregnant and i have some avocado like every other mealthey're just delicious
>>29287642Where is the personality option?
>>29287520My first thoughts were stuff like she reached to collab with marine or some other artist holo, but that got cancelled because of maybe practicing for HoloFes2. But then Kiara had a collab with her now?
>>29287609>>29287609What do those yellow and red balls do for the shark?
>>29287609Uh..
Reminder that if you think your oshi browses here that means you think she's a huge bitch who enjoys reading people shit on her friends.
>>29287609I'm not sure if this is /tg/, /sci/ or /an/ talking. But I like how this thread is a melting pot.
>>29287214i bought fallout new vegas thanks to gura
>>29287530
>SHE ATE A MELON BROS SHE TWEETED ABOUT IT
>>29287550Do your archive reps, a fuckton of anti posts got nuked right after
>>29287645R*dditors will eat you alive if you display the wrong opinion
>>29287620The joke is that the truth is obfuscated, anyone looking in there that is unable to see it is swept away by stream of pure knowledge that's not meant to be taken and misses all the truth hidden amongst ittl;dr among strange aeons only death may know the truth
>>29287609what im taking from this is fuckable collarbones
>>29287643I fucking love those bitches.
>>29287677Kill yourself
>>29287677go back
>>29287642>people voting ass when you can't even see their ass 99% of the time
>>29287662>i'm not pregnantThat's what you think
>>29287600Is my boy gonna lose her fucking virginity finally?
I just wanted to post chicken. That is all.
>>29287676What changed?
>>29287330It’s some offline shit between her and others jp holos that probably that Cover got a wind of, like not going the proper channels or something.
>>29287662>i have some avocado like every other mealhave you tried not being a cuckifornian?
Let's settle this once and for all.https://www.strawpoll.me/28733156
>>29287704Is that a fucking metroid?
>>29287214Big Iron catbox onegaiChumbuds, niggerman, schizos I don't care
>>29287649by playing 2d hentai games
>>29287602Literally what food isn't related to pregnancy in some way?
>>29287684That's because that dumpster gamifies and rewards hivemind behaviour.
>>29287330She's a gook, japs hate gooks more than japs hate chinks
>>29287620Anon, you're far too innocent for this.
I FUCKING WATCHED BOTH OF THESE ALREADY YOUTUBE FUCK OFF
>>29287602I do my research
>>29287330As much as I'd like it to be because japs hate the gooks like a typical netuyo, it's most likely because Ina's roommate keeps doing commission work for other companies (including Nijisanji) and that's why she's blacklisted
>>29287709why would i want to live in poor, shitty flyover states
>>29287671We already established days ago that this thread is a melting pot for the entirety of 4chan. You have representatives of every single board posting or lurking in here.
>>29287330I don't think it is or it would have come out sooner. Anti-KRfags don't seem to notice her or there aren't enough of them for it to matter. It's probably just that they have busy schedules and can't schedule collabs whenever they want.
>>29287715best I can do is a youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjxGn2UCX8w
>>29287197Gura... schedule onegai...
>>29287620This is one of the worst posts I've ever read in these threads. I'll take a hundred schizo narratives over this garbage.
>>29287714It's one of us
>>29287541Well Ame has no JP collabs this upcoming week so..
>>29287710Haachama is a whore. Haato is a pure maiden, that's why she's my oshi.
>>29287665They are the heads of pins, inserted in the specimen for identification.The yellow pin is in the first afferent branchial artery. The red pin is in the conus arteriosus.
hello
>>29287487You're not ready for her limiters to come off.
>>29287620Meanwhile, Reddit loves Shark and welcomes their own kind so much she's already past 1mil subs. See, 4tards? You dug your own grave.
I am look for information on the whereabouts of Gawr Gura.
>starts the day by helping prepare the baskets of vegetables and other produce on the family farm>goes to church, then does community service>later on goes to farmer's market in the small rural village to help sell all the stuff>evening is spent at a local homeless shelter where she helps give out soup
>>29287704Is this supposed to be Atelier influenced? Pretty cute.
>>29287736I can work with that, thank you niggerman
>>29287475>>29287592https://files.catbox.moe/kswuup.mp3
>>29287609Keep in mind Gura mentioned on stream that her gills are located around her ribcage. All theories about her anatomy have to work around that fact.
>>29287467>>29287241I regret giving pointless money for a bad dictionary but it's still nice to have a hard cover one. I never open it and just use Jisho instead.
Numberfags, how would you feel when Haachama is the second Holo EN member to get to 1 million subs?
>>29287364>Cowboy/girl holo when?soon hopefully
>>29287632Most likely narratives are:1. JPs found out she was Korean and their inner Samurai kicked in and they "delayed" the collabs forever2. She does work with Chinese companies and she doesn't want to risk her current jobs by working directly with Japs (which doesn't really make much sense)3. Cover being autistic4. The collabs were with the CN girlsThose are the only possibilities I can imagine. It's hard to say why they're ALL suddenly suspended indefinitely """randomly""". It's highly unlikely it was just random as she presents it to be>>29287725Why? I haven't done my history reps that much, but hasn't Japan always been the aggressor against Korea?
Gura having a child out of wedlock!NOT SEISO NOT SEISO
>>29287729Based.
>>29287443my god this is awesome, thank you for your service
>>29287306Ask her nicely.
>>29287620I legitimately do not like Mori. Why should I pretend otherwise? I don't go out of my way to attack her unprompted or anything, but I don't care for her.
Does Luna have tendonitis?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVu6rbkf9Qc
>>29287273A little but not completely. She's trying to get more into NA/EU friendly times. Reason why she's been popping up lately in chat during prime times.
>>29287756Would someone happen to have a 50 page essay about interacting with one Gawr Gura?
>>29287767Good for her I guess, it doesn't affect me in any way
>>29287709Avocados are like 60¢ each man
>>29287467nani
>>29287330What's the timestamp for her saying that?
>He's a /v/ermin>He comes to /jp/ 2 months ago>He thinks idolculture is toxic based on something bad he read on reddit>He feels no affection for his oshi>He only cares about his oshi's subscriber numbers>He unironically wants his oshi to collab with his favorite youtubers (Critikal, Jerma, etc.)>He doesn't care if his oshi has a boyfriend>He spreads his own oshi's dox as he doesn't see the difference between the vtuber and her roommate>He wants his oshi to be exactly like every other twitch thot just with a fake avatar>He doesn't want his oshi to be held to any standards>He's a Deadbeatt.Deadbeat
>>29287762There's potential
http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868Very important poll.
>>29287620I've seen quite a lot of Mori and Kiara love in these threads, you just focus on the negative because it is louder
>>29287642>cunny optionwhy even bother with the rest
>>29287273FE doesn't get any viewers anyway, might as well stream it then and save the "open" time slots for other stuff.
>>29287704Imagine if Kiara's new outfit is just as bad as the current one. She is literally looks better in anything but her current outfit.
>>29287282Oh god, not another KING cover.
>>29287244She really is a country bumpkin..
>>29287783Her previous times were a hell of a lot more friendly before than it was now. She's legitimately just shooting herself in the foot.
>>29287704I think I'll join you.
>>29287777Almost the same. Sometimes I'll add a little fuel to the anti fire in jest, but it's not something I go out of my way to do.
>>29287769https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49330531
Why japanese superchat so much. 25-30k donation in a week is bordering abnormal especially when Russia and coco has around 10k average viewers.
>>29287757This all adds up because she said she only leaves her house once a week...
>>29287798Mori please
>>29287620She used to be a /v/ermin. She should know the score. I personally wish we could be a better place without either r*ddit's or /vpol/'s brands of low IQ faggotry but it is what it is.
>>29287602
>>29287772Fuck off with this creature
>>29287445I know I got hired for a job that I considered a long shot, even if I qualified for it on paper.
The real schizo narrative is thinking that the girls don't come here
>>29287229It's a recommended food for singers you fucking retard, it's high in water content.
>>29287724It's literally because nobody follows that sites rules and it's impossible to moderate, the intention of the voting system is to hide things that 'don't contribute to the discussion' but everyone ignores that and just votes for things they agree with or dumb memes they've already read 100 times.
>>29287273Quick, anti-Kiara chads, what's the narrative here??
>>29287475wonderful poem, gura
What's with all the fucking poll spam today? Can we ban them already?
>>29287642>No soulimma skip that poll, sorry
>>29287798He's a phantom
>>29287764Right, that's why I recommend spiracles over the "hyperpharynx" approach. The later would crowd out precious volume she'll need for lungs.
VOTEhttps://poal.me/vs8oqb
>It's another episode of everyone stealing from Ina
>>29287757This is still more believable than her being pregnant
why the FUCK do I always choose paper, i'm like 1-5
>>29287798>the difference between the vtuber and her roommatefor whatever reason nor does any normalfag
>>29287445>Didn't think she'd get in>Gets in>Does her very best to shit all over it, including collabing with normie e-celebs and only focusing on promoting her music>IT'S YA BOOYYYY I LOVE YOU ALL :^) I'd say it's a Chad move but it does come off as cunty more than anything else.
shid
>>29287856Both can be true.
I am now deceased.
>>29287769You forgot one, her roommate is part of a group that has runs an indie idol group.
>>29287756
>>29287272that's not your tako, that's mine. but thanks for posting it.
>>29287842Probably boredom and dead hiurz
>>29287854It's not. She specifically stated everything that's not in her house is free real estate.t. Person who was in the midst of logging everything they took from her until yesterday's zatsudan.
!!ATTENTION!!Haatons dominate the threads.
>>29287684My record is -100 in 13 minutes
>>29287427Thank you for being literally the only reply to give the correct answer
>>29287877Kek
>watching haachama minecraft on EN server vod>rides the railway all the fucking way down>steps outside, "where's atlantis?"GUUUUURRRAAAAA
>>29287849Cool cool, I hope there's an anon autistic enough to draw this out.
>>29287731That seems unlikely, why would they have an exclusivity contract for all work? She's not doing it under her name with Hololive.
>>29287780Spent too long jerking my dick off
>>29287735I know. Which is why there's always multi-discipline exchanges if the thread isn't on fire. You can basically shout any obscure topic and you'll get at least one reply.
>>29287704Are we posting chimkuns?
>>29287798damn a deadbeat post that is actually based
>>29287884Our intellect is just unrivalledI hope Haachama seduces rest of EN into being her guard dogs soon
>>29287874"UUUUUOOOOAAAHHHHHH" as the chumbuds would say
>>29287273>Is Kiara actually retardedWhat sorta question is that?Did you not watch the chess stream?
>>29287813They were last night/early morning NA times though. Not as bad as Mori but that's definitely sleep rep time.
>Kiara makes her times more NA friendly>Now every SC reading will be at like 2 AMS-sugoi
>>29287620I mean, this isnt a hugbox. I like Mori but I respect whatever opinions other people blurt out even if they're just shitposting or actually mentally deranged as long as she doesnt harm her irl or her carreer in general.
I love Polka. That is all.
>>29287856Implying that farmers market sunday service gura and pregnant gura narratives are not directly connected
>>29287870Meds
>>29287729Post youtube notifications. Lets see what you all got.
>>29287772Is this skittycat? I have no know.
>>29287800>all holmies voting Haachamabased
>>29287303>falling for the narrative post full of a bunch of bullshit and half-truthsRetard.
>>29287705The image name.
>>29287330iirc didn't she say in an early stream that she didnt want to jump straight into JP collabs out of nervousness and wanted to collab with CN/ID to start? It all makes perfect sense if that's the case. Even if it's not, I doubt it's racism as she said it wasn't the fault of the parties involved and didn't deny the possibility of future cross-branch collabs, and I also doubt it's an outright ban/contract restriction given that Haachama's hanging out on the EN server now and they're almost definitely going to wind up overlapping at some point, I doubt they'd allow any JPs on the server without supervision/warning otherwise
Gura... Ina... schedules...
>>29287909Yes.The people who clearly don't give a shit about her as much considering her unarchived karaoke numbers.
>>29287915*they dont harm herfuck
>>29287780Yes and it's flared up really bad recently, so she's taking time off
have you started liking other girls from their interactions with your oshi?I went from lukewarm on gura tuning in occasionally to watching every stream after seeing how happy she makes ame!
>>29287872OBSESSED.
>>29287303If you actually think this you need meds
>>29287764you can also just ignore her and draw her without gills, because she's very flippant and self-contradictory about her shark anatomyhttps://files.catbox.moe/8vpky5.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/iqq1f6.mp4
>>29287880All takos are mine, bitch.
>>29287910GoodI want chicken to SC-read me to sleep
>>29287852>People actually believe that Mori posts here and planning to sabotage usWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! TAKE THE MEDS
>>29287925I support my oshi's imouto/daughter.
>>29287806Rather than a new outfit, she just needs a 1.5 update where they do something else with her hands.
>>29287922I may just be deaf and retarded but I have all of skitty's patreon audios and she sounds nothing like kana in any of them
>>29287465I think that might've been her true nature, anonthis is the first time ever for her when she feels comfortable in being cute
>>29287731Cover would have known about that before hiring her, and it would have been in her contract. It's because of her Chinese connections with Yostar, which have only become an issue because of the chinkout. They're keeping her away from the JP holos for now to stay on the safe side.
>Calli considering buying an ASMR mic
>>29287870She is actually doing a good job and if cover didn't want her to go to that podcast she wouldn't, her manager was there the entire time, they even promoted it, you people are stupid if you believe cover is some small group of naive retards who have no idea what they are doing, they are a company,
>>29287769The problem with some of those narratives is that ALL of them were delayed, not just JPs. She could've easily had a collab with Iofi again, but she said that all of her senpais are unavaliable.
>>29287937I already liked them all but Gura made me like Ame even more
Hey guys, it's YOUR BOY here Mori Calli. Today, we're on our way to Japan to drop some big ups on the little boys of Hiroshima an- oh thanks for the red akasupa Hideki Tojo. Tune in next week as next time to see us drop a fat man on Nagasaki.
>When Kiara mentioned that she didn't want to leech. Their sub gap was 380k.>When they finally collab it will be >1mJust do it Chicken...
>>29287922It's Gura's onee-chan who will never be recognized by Gura.
Haachama gonna turn this fucking prehistoric sticks and stones era server into Coruscant within a week
>>29287783>EU friendly timesShe usually streamed during the afternoon in EU. This week she's streaming around 3AM everyday. Wouldn't call that an improvement.
>>29287330Narratives:KR racism.She had contracts with chinese companies.Pro artists often get some shitty dramas from community.Her past vtuber group did something.She's just shy.
>>29287731Why is she even doing commissions for nijisanji? I can't imagine they pay that well. At least not close to the same level as chink gacha companies.
>>29287929Based common sense poster
>>29287671>t. comparative vertebrate anatomy instructor
Seeing everyone doing their art reps, do you think having a fitness themed holo would be successful in getting a lot of neets in shape?
>>29287937post the HQ version you fucks
>>29287821Their society is a little fucked
>>29287967what the fuck
>>29287982possibly
>>29287226No she won't. She is the iofi of her generation. Lots of collabs, and nothing to show for it.While Kiara numberfags and collabs with as many JP as she can, Ina still keeps 40k~ more subcribers at all times with fucking art streamsKeep seething, chickenfags. Your talentless failed idol will never make it out of the bottom
MEMBERS SCHEDULE FUCKING WHEN MORI? YOU'RE STREAMING EVERY DAY THIS WEEK AND THE MONTH ENDS 8 DAYS LATER.
>>29287960She'll stop considering it when she sees how many akas it's gonna cost her.
>>29287915Same, the only time I get angry at shitposts is when I see schizo antis doting on Polka
>>29287937Chumbuddy here, Gura led me to appreciate Ame, who in turn made me like Haachama more. It also helps that Chama does more english streams now.
>>29287942Shapeshifting confirmed!Probably tied to her emotional state as well so if she would get really pissed off she would turn into giant muscular shark dude
>>29287679And at thread cap, meido posted an image, right? Could have sworn the coupon wasn't made until after that moment
>>29287967AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29287967
Good-at-videogamesness tier: Ame>Gura>Ina>Kiara>Mori
>>29287937No, I can only watch what I enjoy.
Sigh sorry guys I want to post my schedule but Watson isn't answering on Discord right now for the Wednesday collab we had in mind but not set in stone yet
>>29287982100%, literally a 100% chance of this, there is literally no possible reason that a /fit/ holo wouldn't make neets get in shape assuming they're the same standard of entertaining as other holos
The Aliens watch along was fucking kino, it's a really great movieI still can't believe how much they shat the bed since then
>>29287942There seems to be a contingent very dedicated to the gills. I think it has something to do with an infinite blowjob situation.
>>29287821single salaryman with nothing to live for but their oshi's next stream
>>29287950>people believe she doesn't post hereMeds
Pregnant narrative deadhttps://youtu.be/lMFrn59TN_c?t=2487
>>29287983Those blue nails are doing it for me for some reason.
>ame is still asleep because she was up until 7am last night>gura hasn’t released her schedule yet because she’s waiting to ask ame for when the gurame collab will happenguramebros.. there’s still a chance
>>29287976Because she has been for at least a year? It's not some new thing. This is her newest, but she did art for the autumn vocal tracks too. Why the fuck would you say no to money?
>>29287967based
>>29287318>Kiara hates unity>Kiara is the only one avoiding overlapping streams until chat requisted she streamed in NA hoursKiara anti's are legit the best posters in these threads, they don't bother watching her stream so anything they say is just straight up wrong or 3 week old naratives
>>29287937Yeah, Gura had a lot of great interactions with Ame and that made me want to tune into her streams more. Kiara climbed up after the 51 games collab and Ina after the Zatsudan. I just need a Mori and Ame 1 on 1 collab.
>>29287821You got loads of dosh but nothing to spend it on might as well
>>29287993There's no getting through to them anon, they're already pretending they never said she'd incline massively when she started collabing in general.
>>29287982I was just thinking of that yesterday. If we had a fitness trainer holo that did calisthenics zatsudans I'm sure it would be successful
>>29288023one wonders if the infinite underwater blowjob contingent have thought about her human nose, or perhaps her thousands of razor-sharp shark teeth.
>>29287466I have yet to see anything that proves the chinks hate her.
>>29287687It would be like fucking a nostril, I guess?
>>29288018Shut up Mori now give us paizuri. Also stop trying to talk all the time and let the stream breathe GOD DAMN
>>29288024now that's the life
>>29287999The best one is 8k. That's a lot, but not impossible for her.
It would be nice if Mori collabs with Anison Hijack but of course it will never happen
Man fuck you guys. Gura and Ame are actually bi irl and you should be ashamed for not accepting them for who they are.
>>29287970I can't wait to see her Laputa. I hope she makes it fucking enormous and makes the entire server kneel.
What is Coco's fucking problem anyway?
>>29287204I want Calli to tell me to fuck off
I am getting severe Chicken withdrawal, at this point, Taking effectively both monday and tuesday off.And the worst thing is she's streaming at even worse times for me this week.
>>29288027It was never a narrative, just people shitposting with their fetish.
>>29287798>>He comes to /jp/ 2 months ago>>He doesn't care if his oshi has a boyfriendLiterally me. The others are all cancer, though.
>>29287330Alternative narrative: nips are mad because Ina is the best artist at the moment in Hololive, and they don't want the Japanese spirit to be broken by a lowly Korean. Habeeb it.
>>29288027WHY IS HER VOICE SO PERFECT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29288015>Ina below GuraNah. Gura excels in one category while Ina has displayed competency in multiple.
>>29287968What? There's no way Gura has 1M more subs than Kiara-- holy shit she does. I think I can understand chicken a little bit now.
>>29288066She thinks she is funny.
>>29288073>tfw they saw how hard she mogged Iofi and decided against collabing
>>29288066She can't see her feet because of her dragon bazongas
>>29287937a little, I can't say I'm sold on watching Roboco on the regular but I appreciate that she collaborates with all kinds of people and is incredibly chill. By playing APEX with Amelia she can prove the concept of how well others might collaborate with Ame despite the language barrier. It's not easy but with the right games and some basic language reps it's possible.
>>29288066She's NOT jerking me off right now
>>29287962>Cover>Know what they are doingDon't make it too obvious newfagchama
>>29288066Bug infestation.>>29288070Same, fellow janny.
>>29288039I wish Kiara antis watch her streamst. deadbeat
>>29288027>Running and jogging>It's rather difficultShe's in early pregnancy
>>29288015Makes sense, I've heard that Calli is bad at videogames.
>>29287996She was planning to do today's stream some other day so maybe she will do it then. It's just a zatsudan anyway, not like she needs to do some super special setup for it. She used to do two streams a day a lot during the first couple of week before she started collapsing.
>>29287433https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>29287732>no monkey people
>>29288077Genetics and she's small.
>>29288049Perhaps finite, but not O2-limited.
Mori thanking akasupas for her 700k milestone durign A Memory collab will turn this thread into a complete meltdown
>>29288031Ina needs to do some subtlety reps with those takos in the drawing
>>29287982Aki got me running again. Can't let myself lose to mukirose.https://streamable.com/nqjvou
>>29288066She's in permantent pic related mood
>>292879671 plus 1 bomb equals end of Hololive
>>29287870Ogey
>>29288100>ignored while while singing
>>29288039That's because they're /hlg/ tourists that can't keep up with how fast our threads move.A few of them were wondering last week why everyone was shitting on Mori ffs.
>>29287937Yeah, Kiara climbed up to my number 2 slot since the spa trip. I'm not even a shipper, I'm just glad they've got each others backs.
>>29287226How many times must we teach you this lesson, chicken.No one is going to sub to an EN holo to hear her speak japanese. At best, your JP collab content will be consoomed via clips and translations, because you're too much of a bird brain to translate your own things like with Asacoco.
>>29288119No?That's been Saki's thing for a while now dude.
I love Kiara. She is dumb about things and awkward as fuck but tries her best. Her fast food gimmick is retarded though, I wish she does more stuff about reading books and shit to counter her image as an idiot americanized idol.
>>29287999Not all ASMR mics are super expensive like the Ku100.
>>29288027My wife is four months pregnant and still goes on a run every morning.
>>29288066people hate her and call her a bitch
Gura: 47 videosIna: 50 videosCali: 56 videosKiara: 65 videosAme: 83 videos
>>29288039Chad antis refusing to do their repsIt's hard to watch someone you don't like whine and complain live on stream, not even a fun seethe
>>29287798Honestly I always figured the biggest Mori antis were /v/ermin, since they seem to get the most heated whenever either money, console war tribalism or popular internet celebrities are involved
>>29288149Gura is depressed...
>>29287959Why can't she collab with Indonesia then?
>>29288084I remember when the Mori-Ame-Ina gap was like ~30k between each or something like that. Feels a little weird.Gura's just in a league of her own though.
>>29288039if Kiara antis watched her streams she'd legitimately double her viewerbase>>29287937I grew to like Gura a lot more since seeing her vibe so well with Mori in MC
>>29288100She said it's difficult to do while singing. Which it is.
>>29288066She is not doing cunny epilation stream with Gura.
>>29288027I just love that's she's actually looking forward to being an idol someday.
Reminder that you can just not respond to obvious anti posts. See that one over there, just ignore it and post more about your oshii instead.
>>29288027I didn't catch this watching it, but interesting that she's already thinking about having to perform while moving. Just have the EN crew pull the ultimate weeb move and just all move to japan... and somehow fix Kiara's visa.
>>29287433https://vocaroo.com/1kDDyCWpHNOp
>>29287915>I respect whatever opinions other people blurt out even if they're just shitposting or actually mentally derangedWhy is it okay to gatekeep against topics that will possibly bring down quality but not posters that effectively do?
>>29288149Reminder.Cali has the music videos AND public member streams so you have to subtract those for this to be fair.
>>29288120I don't blame her for making those sounds, the fucking squat detection in that game is ass. I have to go almost all the way to the floor to get the hair to go super sayain and even then it sometimes just gives me a good.
>>29287757Do you think Gura is the type to name her plants?
When the fuck does Risu stream? She keeps getting buried by stupid clips I don't even subscribe to.
>>29288066She's a hardworking and caring women who helped hololive be what it is today. She also uses reddit so we hate her.
>>29288149>less videos than inayikes
>>29287566>>29287573>>29287574Again Kiara anti's showing they don't watch her streams kekShe often sings part of songs while she is streaming and it shows how much better her real voice is
>>29287937I started watching Ame a little because she's so supportive and always helps the others.
Do you guys think Kiara will ever be invited to one of those random JP collabs like the pizza thing tomorrow? I feel like that would make her really happy and she could really shine in this environment, but most of the JPs are probably to scared to invite her.
>>29288149Gura is pregnant
>>29288136ThisThe appeal of HoloEN is the EN part.If I want JP, I watch HoloJP.How can chickenfags be so retarded?
>>29288149count stream hours tho
>>29288177OWHJAOWAHOAWHO FEMALE GIRL VOICE IASHDIEJDAJSSDISADIADSIMDMSA AAAAAAAAA GOSLING.JPEG
>>29288049the nose doesn't actually let a girl breath when you're balls deep in her throat, only when you're just in her mouth. throat-fucking after all involves her "swallowing" your cock like she would swallow food, taking it into her esophagus, which closes off her trachea
>>29288149Why are these bitches so lazy
>>29288183100%
>>29288141peepee poopoo i wont do my reps
>>29288149
>>29288144>My wife is four months pregnant...And you find time to waste time here or with Hololive? Shouldn't you take care of her?!
>>29288177Correct Kiara owns two guns
>>29288149Does this count members only or deleted streams
Anons, I come bearing dire news.The Korone/Mori collab...Mori thanks an akasupa during it.Korone just responds with wowowowowowow and a cute laugh, no one else on the internet gives a shit, for some reason 5chan makes excuses for it or never brings it up...but the threads. The threads never recover. The combined seethe of /hlg/ /hlgg/ eclipses all we could fear.
>>29288015Mori is bad at playing with keyboard. I'm pretty sure she's decent at console games.Ame = Ina > Gura = Mori > Kiara
>>29288149feels good to be a teamate
>>29288144>runyou mean speed walking
>>29288149Gura (and Calli too I think) got some streams removed
frankly, I WANT charlie to sex mori
>>29288217>Mori is bad at playing with keyboard.She played doom with on console
>>29288200i take it you weren't here when ichthyology anon explained that gills are useless when water flow through the mouth is obstructed.
>>29288149Irrefutable proof that gura is pregnant
>>29288225She spoils us, but I can't complain.
>>29288039Vaguely related to that I've noticed more Kiara antis during NA hours now than SEA/EU hours
Just finished Crash 4 106%, can’t wait to watch Mori get destroyed by it later this week.Unironically looking forward to it, Korone’s playthrough was a blast too.
Collab again when
>>29288177Based
>>29287762How much of Amelia's power level is she holding back?
>>29287574Literally all of her other karaoke vids, even with the shitty mic, sounded better because chicken pushed herself too hard the same day she had the unarchived karaoke
i wonder if gura's voice is legit that high-pitched or if she uses a voice changer. i don't really care, and it wouldn't change anything for me, but i'm curious. i don't think i've ever heard someone with a voice naturally that high pitched before.
>Anon, are you still talking?
>>29288149Gura's content is more desirable because she doesn't oversaturate. Moderation is a powerful tool.
>>29288177Well of course Ina isn't pregnant, Gura is.
>>29287937I turned into a Guramebro after her interactions with Ame. So I watch Ame no too.
blogpost, read at your own riskPeople always tell me that I have a soothing voice. If they ever open auditions for Holostars EN I want to audition
>>29288196She only got collabs because EN was hot shit, not because of "Kiara".If you do your JP stream reps, you see all the holos talking about how cool Gura, Ame, Ina and Callie are... but nobody ever mentions Kiara outside of Pekora (out of some sense of obligation) and Subaru.She is never getting invited once the hype dies down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i071ggjXXP4Did Haachama get kicked out of the JP server?
>>29288234Yeah and imagine playing fucking DOOM with a controller. Its a disaster. You simply don't play FPS with a controller.
>>29288231So did Ina.
>>29288255she is definitely not using a voice changer. this has been discussed to death.
>>29288244Those must be the /cgl/ landwhales.
>>29287937I've been watching Gura more because of her interaction with Ame.
>>29287527What is wrong with you people?
>>29288217She played doom on controller. It wasn't better.
>>29288015Mori showcased some competence in DOOM when she got serious, people just forgot because if it didn't happen within the last week it's already out of the thread's memory.
>>29288177Based. Schizoposters get the meds.
>>29288265no retardshe literally streamed there today
>>29287798>He's a /v/ermin/vg/ermin for the most part.>He comes to /jp/ 2 months agoI leave for a few months after this place is too toxic, yeah.>He thinks idolculture is toxicim@s aside, it really is. Sorry, bro.>He feels no affection for his oshiNo idea what you mean by affection. Like acting like a schizo over her persona? Nope.>He only cares about his oshi's subscriber numbersEveryone loses to Gura anyway. What's the point?>He unironically wants his oshi to collab with his favorite youtubers (Critikal, Jerma, etc.)Yup. No problem with that at all. She's entertaining and that's what I love about Mori.>He doesn't care if his oshi has a boyfriendI'm not interested on the actor behind the character, but the character itself.>He spreads his own oshi's dox as he doesn't see the difference between the vtuber and her roommateDoxxing is for faggots.>He wants his oshi to be exactly like every other twitch thot just with a fake avatarTwitch thots have no other skills than showing boobies. Mori has plenty of talents and doesn't even show (real) boobies.>He doesn't want his oshi to be held to any standardsShe can make her own.>He's a DeadbeatI am.AMA.
>>29288256W-what are you looking at?
>>29288265No, she just wanted an excuse to check out the updated nether
>>29288263Fucking do it. The more shooters we have for Gen2/Stars positions the better. IMAGINE the threads. I live for that chaos.
>>29288285see>>29288268
>>29288177Damn, hearing things we type here spoken out loud makes me feel kinda weird, still based tho
>>29288265She literally streamed on the JP server hours ago.>>29288268Don't make excuses. She's just bad. There are plenty of people who play well on gamepads, even with FPS's.
>>29288084Ina could be higher if she wanted and did more spicier artwork.Lewd Artist for EN2 please
>>29287959This explains why it's not an issue for Haachama to be on the same minecraft server as her.
>>29288211What makes you think I don't take care of her? Just because I have time to check this thread doesn't mean I don't love my wife.
>>29288144congrats on the wife man but idk if I'd want my father to be talking about cunny all day on /jp/
>>29288255She uses a voice changer. Not only her actual voice is absolutely DISGUSTING, but with the voice changer it doesn't even get better and still sounds like an hermaphrodite abomination. Fucking hell.Woops sorry wrong shark :)
>>29288265Any of the chuubas can go to either of the servers if they wish
>>29288263i'll watch you if you pander to gays like me
>>29288222it's been a while since i've watched the movies, does he do anything important other than soloing a mûmak?
>>29288018It's ok Gura, we can wait.
>>29287487Just accept your oshi's fate. Nothing she does can help her. Keep red SC to keep her sane instead.
>>29288265She streamed there just some hours ago anonchama.
>>29288216God I wish this would happen
>>29288287One good run on reaper mode doesn't override the 5 hours of bumbling.
>>29287772>Both started streaming Minecraft roughly at the same time>Both ended their streams at the same timeThat was cute
>>29288268before eternal came out, i played through every doom game with a controller as a challenge and it fucked up my brain or something because i have a lot of trouble with mouse and keyboard now.
>>29288232Everyone thinks Charlie is some alpha dude but he was literally just berated live on stream by his girlfriend less than a day ago.
>>29288154You're definitely at least partially right, I don't think I've seen anyone who likes her complain about the amount of zatsudans she does, in fact most of them seem to want more. the self depreciation about games is a more recent thing that I agree is annoying though.
>>29288265The JP server is turning into a space-age arms race with all the gundams, so she wanted to relax in the bronze-age for a bit. Also she wanted to check out the new nether stuff.
>>29288263start preparing now
>>29288255Several of my exes have had voices as high as gura but all females are autistic and some just pitch themselves up instinctively for some reason, eventually it just becomes their normal voice. Same thing happened to my sister now she sounds like a downie.
>>29287950>Not believing she is lurking here right this instantAnonchama, your collab reps...
>>29288294>actual novel length post with reddit spacingogey
>>29288235no, i was, and my headcanon is still that she draws water in and expels water out through the same gill flaps, even though that's not how gills work in any sea creature. the anon i was replying to was saying "[she can already do infinite blowjobs, using] her huma nose, or [you wouldn't want your dick in her mouth anyway, because of] sharp shark teeth", which i had to disagree with
>>29288322It doesn't, but it does display the potential to be good.
>>29288255It's been proven she doesn't even in the s*nzawa days when her voice was even higher than that.>>29287443>pregnancy causes you to lose a ton of air capacity in the diaphragm and causes your vocal cords to swell up which both badly impact singing abilityAnd just like that... entire narrative shrekt forever. Abayo, fuckface and take all your freakazoid pregnancy fetish niggers with you. Especially the one making that creepy 3D model.
Fat fucking Cantaloupes
>>29288149Public streamsGura: 50 streamsIna : 50 streamsMori: 56 streamsKiara: 65 streamsAme: 82 streams
>>29288304You can be bad at fps and good / decent at action games, is that a foreign concept to you? She just didn't stream any action game yet so either you or me can't confirm anything, Im just making assumptions based on the info that she cleared bloodborne/souls games, which are easy but still require a certain mindset.
>>29288070The weekend I'm off so I can stay up but I'm on all earlies all week so this will be the first time I've really missed her streams. Hopefully next week is better.
>>29288255As certain youtubers have shown recently, its rather easy to spot an actual voice changer.
>>29288294i'm sorry you werent bullied enough growing up
>>29288263You better trigger schizos if you make it or I will dox your ass
>>29288189Uh huh, that's why you pathetic fucks have to link her past stuff instead of these supposed bits of singing.
>>29287595Fuck you I got shafted on the birthplace gacha
>>29288211pregnancy doesn't makes women disabled
>>29287937Ame being a unitychad has made me watch more of hololive in general. Going to check out holostars next chance I get.
>>29288264This feels me with sadness
>>29288294"based"
>>29288311Don't let the meidos catch you brother
>>29288149DSP: 58,283 videosAnd will inevitably outlive your oshi
>>29288264Except for Rushia, Polka, Marine, Nene, and Fubuki of course
>>29288265Wow, I missed this. Did she do anything relevant? I saw she dug some diamonds and shit.
>>29288353Oh I have no doubt she has a lot of FPS potential if she can get into it.
>>29288263 if you want in get some curriculum in streaming or you are gonna get butt fucked by a retard who streams to like 10 peoplealso if you get in dont forget the chan
>>29288255She doesn't use a "voice changer", but it's been confirmed by the both of them that both Ame and Gura have hardware sound boards they use for special effects.
>>29287969Or by their mama. Failed vtubers get abandoned like stray puppies.I remember her begging for Gura's attention on her Twitter until she gave up from being hard ignored
>>29287780this stream made me cry
>>29288294Go back
Wait, Haachama streamed on the EN server on her own? That's a thing that can happen?
>>29288264you're not fooling anyone clip watcher
>>29288249I kinda don't think she's holding back much. I think she's done some songs at this level in her recent karaoke streams.
>>29288369what's your homeland?
See you all in 4 hours, a nap shall recharge my energy so I can appreciate maximum cunny again
>>29288368Have a (you) buddy, i have the feeling you need oneHope you have a nice day
>>29288265She's just setting up to conquer the EN server. She already found diamond 90 minutes after logging in. Soon she'll have a castle that reaches the heavens, a marvel the likes of which HoloEN has never known.
>>29288255You can hear the machine cracks in her voice sometimes
>>29288391Yes?If Polka wanted to go back and be a fucking subhuman and play on the EN server she could too.
>>29288355Okay, I'm starting a folder.
>>29288356She's also "really good at lethal league", and we all saw how that turned out.
>>29288247tomorrow, technically
>>29288391Gen 0
>>29288391Why not she is part of en
>>29288265confirmed for not even checking her content. She did a JP minecraft stream at regular JP primetime to work on her mecha some more.
>>29288391EN gen 0 baby
>>29288294>He's a Deadbeat>I am.You didn't need to put that there, we could tell.
how chad would it be if she acually managed to break up critikal and his dumb girlfriend
>>29288391Yes? Why are you surprised?
>>29288391She's EN, of course she can
>>29288379DSP will literally still be alive and streaming if a nuclear bomb were to go off and wipe out most of America
So wait, Schitzopostersis Gura a tranny or pregnant, I can't keep up
>>29288198Ame is mogging everyone on stream hours since debut, its kinda sad.
>>29288339the difference with gura's voice is that she still sounds high-pitched even when her voice is completely relaxed, because her first and second formants are unusually high *and* she has an unusually loud fourth harmonic around 5 kHz.
>>29288308based wife lover
>>29288421I mean 1 on 1, and preferably on a not trash game
>>29288426why even bother when her mecha can't even be seen behind the subangelion
>>29288294Ogey
>>29288391The HoloENs can come to the JP server any time they wish, its the same thing switched around.
Don't most shark pups eat each other in the oviduct and then the winner gets to be born?I hope she streams the competition, we can bet on our preferred pups.
>>29288149>Kiara: 65 videos>also almost as many total streaming hours as Ame with barely more than half her subsHow can Cover prevent another Kiara from happening? Obviously, this just isn't working.
>>29288433very nice
>>29288348I'm actually really happy about all the InaAme images.
>>29288445really disappointing, haatons let her down this time
>>29288435Is the first tranny who managed to get pregnant.
>>29288073Ehhh, marine's around the same skill bracket
>>29288379I'm convinced that dude will survive the heat death of the universe. How the fuck do you jack off on-stream and come out more respected than you were before?
>>29288399The country which Kiara traveled to multiple times.
>>29288027>Singing challenge karaoke streamDoes she miss doing twitch sings?
>>29288357You're counting a bunch of Calli's songs as streams there, anon
>>29288379the way his arms rotate just a bit longer around each other than you'd expect
>>29288396I wonder if she'll ever break out the ukulele. It sounds like she and Gura just have a ton of miscellaneous instruments lying around.
>>29288387Mama...sister...love onegai
>>29288294
>>29288391Obviously? There's no AU server yet!
INSIDER INFO HERE:Ironmouse is discussing a possible contract with Clover this week.
>>29288180Counterpoint, she also has 5 privated streams, 4 because of JLPT bullshit that apparently only came up when Ina did it for some reason, and the first among us collab which was ridden with technical issues.
https://youtu.be/6b5mfijKp5s>154k views already
>>29288435Gura is in the early months of pregnancy, and she goes to church every sunday before selling her homemade jams and produce at a fruit stall at the farmers market.
>>29288433 None of us might have work but this is still a safe for work board you horny fuck
>>29288471would be super comfy for the camp fire stream
>>29288455Kiara has more SC than Ame and Ina so it's obviously working.
>>29288466just get one illegally, it's easy as fuck thereor, you knowget a good degree and move to america
>>29287772THIS STREAMER IS FUCKED
>>29288294This can't be a real deadbeat post, can it? You're a falseflagger, right? i hope so
>>29288189I'll admit that I haven't watched much of her streams but only because she was streaming at the worst burget times.I did catch her past karaokes and they've always been mediocre at best. What she brings live is what I'll judge her because anybody can sound good with an infinite amount of retakes/practice and some audio fuckery.Not an anti just calling it as I see it. If she really was hiding her power level this numberfag would of already btfo everyone if she could.
You think Gura suffers from imposter syndrome? She really doesn’t like talking about her milestones and it just generally seems like she feels bad about them
>>29288488literally who
>>29288294wowie
>>29288455>473 is barely more than half of 630Maths, now.
>>29288455Realize that trying to have an EN focused streamer competing in JP primetime is a mistake.
>>29288488>he watched like 15 min of a vtuber>rabbit hole hahaGod I hate Reddit
>>29288429who fucking cares, go back to twitch. and take your cringe reaper with you, onegai
>>29288455i mean for cover kiara over achiving all holo en is she is just the lowest
>>29288433gurame!
>>29288485Easiest prediction of my life:She will graduate in a few years, likely 2-3 years.
>>29288308who is your holo?
>>29288497How do I harness white knights and schitzos as effectively as Kiara? There must be some technique, considering she has nothing else going for her.
>>29288455what is this new meme
>>29288294ogey
>>29288246Watching L*l* fucking destroy the way kusoge were supposed to be played through pure rote repetition and minute adjustments has been my joy this last year. Her being stuck on the final level of Ninja Gaiden for over 8 hours was peak entertainment. I really don't get it when faggots here start complaining about their chuubas being bad at videogames. If you want good gameplay and witty commentary go watch some twitch male tryhards.
>>29288507that depends on whether or not HERposters are right. If they aren't, absolutely
>>29288149Gura is probably #3 counting membership and unarchived stuff
>>29288433>Gura being treated like a dogBASED
>>29288488"LE RABBIT HOLE XDDDD"god I hate this normie shit
>>29288485Oh shit God Hand collab soon!
>>29288050Just look at stuff from the day, during the Haachama - Coco shit, that she posted on reddit, it was probably the day they shat on her the most.
>>29288507She never got imposter in the last Among Us collab so no
>>29288537>Gura being treated like a dogEyesight reps, anon..
>>29288537That's not Gura with the collar.
>>29288488Mori..why..
>>29288488Why are these faggots so popular? After watching that podcast, I really don't get it
>>29288524>get btfo>deflectdilate tranny
>>29288433Pretty based
>>29288264If they like Gura then why the fuck is nobody collabing her :(
>>29288455By giving them a better design and more advice on how to have a good debut week
https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/1328460625253707778?s=20
>>29287238I just want a holo with a southern accent.
>>29288507anyone who achieves disproportionate success in a short time feels at least a little bit of impostor syndrome.
>>29288492
>>29288537anon...
>>29288537Anon...
>>29288566Who
>>29288015It's hard to rank when you consider their niche skillsets. Like, Gura at rhythm games >>> the others at pretty much anything else. Plus you'll have some weird occurrences like Ame being better at Antichamber than the easiest Bing Bing Wahoo game, and she wasn't even really good at the former.If you throw them into a new game where they're out of their element, then it's probably Ina ~ Ame > Gura > Kiara > Mori on average I guess.
>>29288497Pity supas doen't last forever. She'll have to keep milking them.
>>29288455Amelia: 630 hoursChicken: 473 hoursI'm sorry, what?
>>29288559they fear the shark will eat them
>>29288488DUHHH RABBIT HOLE DURRR RABBIT HOLE
>>292884551- Pick someone with an actual personality2- Have that person stream non-shit games like FE3- Make sure she isn't a failed idol, or she will fail again4- Give her an actually appealing design5- Instruct her to not be a numberfag6- Make sure she doesn't try to leech from much more succesful seniors by playing the "lifelong fan"7- Don't pick Kiara
>>29288507I'm pretty sure all of HoloEN has it to some degree, none of them were expecting to rocket like this.
>>29288566>>>/mu/
>>29287273Does it matter? last couple of times she played that game she struggle to reach 7k viewers.
>>29288556I'm not the person you were talking to, I just like to mock chickenshits and their obsession with pointing out how mentally ill and bad with money their fanbase is by bragging about SC numbers.
>>29288566JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO
>>29288455Kiara isn't doing collabs with Gura every week and she's been streaming at awful NA times. It's also sad but I legitimately think people are getting filtered by her design and voice.
>>29288566n-no thanks
I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when the chicken streams.
>>29288585Gura is like the most chill and gentle and least intimidating person imaginible though..
>>29288566Ojisan...
>>29288537>[Deleted]
>>29288566soon
>>29288488this will get (you)s but if we're real this superchat is pretty tame compared to most the retarded superchats she gets. As much as I want to call him a faggot for chasing some clout, it really is nothing at all.
>>29288566Stop posting off topic nobodies
>>29288391Why wouldn't it? It's not like Haachama gets a shit-ton better ping to JP server, so there's really no downside. I'm hoping Polka, Nene, and Moona come over as well and set up their own little colonies. I want those Japs to colonize the fuck outta us and make EN look as nice as JP (albeit maybe not as cluttered) so there's stuff to actually show off in a tour.>>29288485That'd be great, I'd be happy to see her off twitch cancer. But it's not likely to happen because she does well enough on her own and it'd mean she couldn't hang out with her porntuber friends.
>>29288537>deletedembrace your shame
>>29288559They tried, but she can't figure out how to vault the language barrier like Ame
>>29288566T-thanks M*ri.
>>29288566Wow, an absolute fucking who.Can't wait to see every single person under that Tweet saying how Gura and this absolute nobody should collab.
>>29288566Mori... don't watch...
>>29288264https://streamable.com/4h3e51
>>29288455retardchama... your math reps..
>>29288584Those are subs, not stream hours.
Tako! NOOO!
>>29288485Idk how to feel about thisI think Ironmouse is awesome but isn't her disease pretty fucking serious? That rules out 3D, and not to mention her prognosis means she will be lucky to make it past her 30s.I would prefer for her to have fun as ironmouse while she still can
>>29288566why ....WHYYYYY?
>>29288566>>29288579>>29288627his bio alone should describe to you enough
>>29287591How long does it take chinks to forget? Will a fag bring up a screenshot from this a year later and be mocked for being a retard? Or will they hold on to this forever.
did my drawing reps todaywhy is the chicken so fun to draw bros??
>>29288594Fire Emblem is one thing, but the rest of her stuff?Unless the girls go out of their way to avoid her when they usually stream at those times she's gonna get mogged no matter what she streams.
>>29288497But she doesnt have the SOUL so it doesn matter.Hololive is all about the SOUL and she is S-O-U-L-L-E-S-S while Ame will be the reresentative of Hololive by the end of the year.
>>29288506>reddit spacing :)Her collab with Nene kinda proved the point that she can sing much beter than she let's on, her audio settings and a lack of compressor really fuck her overShe often sings a little bit in her normal voice during her streams, it's much clearer than her singing voice she uses
>>29288596>"obsession">refuting an anti post with a fact41% when
>>29288555From what little I bothered to watch, they're the perfect reflection of the anime & manga "community", and I mean that in the worst possible way. You've got the guy who doesn't know anything, the guy who knows just enough to get by, and the guy who knows too much and is trying to restrain himself.
>>29288571Thanks. Just got my job back.
>>29288559>doesn't speak one bit of japanese>stand-offish, aloof cunt>"muh untouchable 1.3m" daisenpai-tier aura>does the bare minimum to interact with JP co-workers, like throwing soulless congratulation tweets after noticing all her co-workers already did (and put effort in)>doesn't form any connections during mass collabs>doesn't care about hololive
>>29288433
>>29288485Ah can't wait for Hololive3rdWORLD featuring a cast of Puerto Rican, Haitian, and Venezuelan vtubers
>>29288591I wish literally any other girl was playing 3H, the fact that chicken chose the worst house to start with is just icing on the fucking cake.>>29288652Nice projection.
Alright, I think I'm done making KFP cards for now. It was entertaining for a day and a half trying to make custom MTG cards at least.
>>29288596Cope
>>29288455>the 'kiara is unsuccessful' memewhen did this one start
>>29288507probably but all of them are adapting to their popularity at different paces. We're seeing Gura get more comfortable talking to her chat lately so I'm confident they'll all eventually find that sweet spot that works for them.
>>29288488wait until he discovers that ame has VA experience
>>29288654Who is who?
AmeIna is disgusting
>>29288391Somebody needs to start civilization and end deforestation in the shithole that is the HoloEN server, Haachama will get her castle!
>>29288658my shark has a cunny but she's no cunt
I just want some good vanilla pov porn of Gura getting FUCKED
>>29288433If GurAme is OkaKoro of holoEN, what is InAme?
>>29288645>The Internet's busiest music nerd.And that was decided by...?
>>29288294>I leave for a few months after this place is too toxic, yeah.If youre going to larp as Mori, at least hide your ESLdom
Ina sounds like she's about to cry when she talks about the 500k subs.
>>29288648cute, some anons really like drawing her
>>29288264You're so full of shit but retards are gonna believe you so good for you I geuss
>>29288648Her armpits and tummy
>>29288645Honestly none of those things individually sound bad, but the way her presents himself in that sentence makes me assume he's a pretentious autistic faggot.
>>29288645>I'm a melon, that means she ate me!!!!!!!!!I fucking hate Mori for attacting these fucking retards to HoloEN
>>29288645He sounds perfect for Mori, I hope he's short so she can go suck his dick for another 15k subscribers too
>>29288566If Gura ever starts pandering to twitchfags I'm going to blame Mori, she caused this,
>>29288566>more subs than Gurawhat the fuck bros...
>>29287379If she does that collab with cr1tikal, never
>>29288707Whens the next Aggie... I need another aggie
>>29288566kek >>29288515
>>29288658Gimme a 20% cut of all the (you)s you're about to farm>he's not wrong
>>29288700Okayu x one of her many other harem members.
>>29288701/mu/
>>29288648I hope you send this to her on twitter, artbro.>>29288707That fuckin Polka unf
>>29288666kinda want this ngl
>>29288455>Gets more SC than most of her gen>Has more subs than a good amount of HololiveI know Marine helped a bit, but Chicken needs to get a frame of reference for her numberfagging.
>/cgl/ decides to brigade /jp/ all at onceAt least be less obvious you trannies
>>29288264>says no one mentions kiara>says he did his stream repsholy baityou managed to trick some retards to giving you (you)s so i might as well too i guess
>>29288679>Chicken winks with the wrong eye>Gura...Kek
>>29288700GurAme? InAme? nonoGurInAme is the OkaKoro of EN
>>29288645I'm suprised no one knows Anthony Fantano. Maybe it's just a /mu/ meme.
>>29288566Can we get it out of the way now?>COLLAB SOON>OH MY GOD HOLOLIVE IS FINISHED>THEY'RE FUCKING!!
>>29288455Back to 5ch
>>29288247Hopefully soon, but Mori's schedules always somehow surprise me, even when she says the whole thing days before releasing them.
i'm watching Haachama's solo stream on the EN server and I'm enjoying it
>>29288559Even in her own fucking holoEN branch "certain people" are too intimidated by her to ask for a collab.
>>29288733He wasn't brave enough to post it during a Gura stream so it probably won't get too much attention yet
>>29288686I don't remember any of their names except for Connor because he went on that stupid rant on reddit, he's the one who doesn't know shit. The one who knows just enough is the guy who was at least aware of Touhou's existence, and the third is the one who knew that doujin doesn't just mean porn. It's a low bar, just having that basic knowledge, but that's anitubers in a nutshell.
>>29288732who are these people
>>29287602Ina's pregnant too. I gaurantee if you search anything + pregnancy you'll get hits like these.
>>29288690These pics make me irrationally angry
To be fair, it could be worse for Kiara. She's basically this gen's Flare: High amount of SCs and dedicated fans, but low subs and low views.
>>29288707I didn't care for her design at first, but I've really come to appreciate it over time. Not enough to say I prefer it over my favorites like Ina or Ame but I certainly feel that all of HoloEN are high spec.
>>29288658Based
>>29288769Reddit, Twitch and cancer
>>29288555>Connor: The corpse husband of Yaoi, unironically the most normie of the bunch>Animeman: Tame digibro, literally he and Gigguk hated each other before>Gigguk: Tame Doucebagchocolat since he is gone to twitch
>>29288749I wonder if Kiara is left handed
mori is cute, and she's only getting cuter
>Amelia collabs with Gura almost every week and /hlgg/ can't get enough of it>If Kiara were to collab with Gura then she'd be a numberfag leech
>>29288751Everyone knows him, the post is just irrelevant
>>29288745Seagulls are something worse than trannies, anonThey're...women. Actual women
This comet is cute and her singing is pretty good
>>29288789Kiara herself said that
>>29288566>Schizos will find a way to blame this on Mori despite him talking to Gura on his own terms>Mori will continue to live in their heads
>>29288642Uooohhh helping the child in Gura's belly grow strong
>>29288591>one girl who joins loves Hololive and had an oshi who she likes talking about>WOW WHAT A FUCKING LEECH STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER HOLOS>another girl who joins doesn't know much about Hololive and admits to have started watching only recently>WOW SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT HOLOLIVE, SHE'S RUINING ITYou guys are such fucking hypocrites
Is the DST collab in Amelia's schedule Don't Starve Together? It's been so long that I don't remember if co-op can do more than 4 people.
>>29288566https://youtu.be/tnYbaEREDBQThey are more related than you might think.
>>29288707fucking bogged INa lmao
>>29288566Oh no, he's the one that impregnated Gura!
>>29288785
Haachama is an absolute puzzle to solve. I out her up there with a Rubik's cube and the video game "Myst".
>>29288794That doesn't make it true
>>29288791>hamplanets are posting in the same thread as youabsolutely disgusting
>>29288793Gura > Suisei
>>29288789I want to see Kiara gush over how cute Gura is and do everything barring pinching her cheeks as they collab.
>>29288772the people saying shes unsuccessful confuse me since that doesn't even make sense even as an antipost
>>29287330>realistic narrative: draw collabs need to be carried by conversation and she feels her nihongo isn't good enough>hard truth narrative: she can't because of her roomate work with other vtubers >depressing narrative: she blames herself for the attacks iofi got after the among us collab so she just wants to distance herself for now>5ch narrative: everyone learned she's korean and will be publicly executed next week>schizo narrative: after the success of the TT podcast, Cover is canceling all JP+EN collabs until they do one collab with a major western e-celebrity
>>29288797>/jp/ is one person
>>29288772She is literally 37k behind Ina. And then there's a power gap. But it's like, it's not that big a deal. Imagine crying about 400k subs. Legitimately needs to get her head out of her ass or at the very fucking least get over herself. You don't suspect you'll do poorly and then be upset when you do well but not good enough.
>>29288785Her stream today killed me man
>>29288770But Ina hates cucumbers, secondary.
>>29288776now this is the trinity I want.
>>29288728kekHolostars EN debut when
>>29288789Gura can't collab with anyone with anyone. As customary with a daisenpai.
>>29288772>those red barsI get angry every time.
>>29288793me irl
>>29288797They are schizos for a reason, anon.
>>29288717Less autistic WAY more pretentious
>>29288776>Gura was a boy all along
>>29288772She's this Gen's Iofi
>>29288797I'd say chicken antis and mori antis don't overlap much.chicken antis are more likely to be from somewhere else, whereas mori antis are 100% homegrown
>>29288772Jesus fucking christ. THIS is tragic.What the fuck is Kiara by comparison?>Oh she has slightly less subs than Ina, while having higher more total views than her, higher average views than Watson, and farming SCs hard - TOO UNPOPULAR SHOULD GRADUATE
[Heils Hitler on stream]yeah I think this kraut's in HoloEN2
>>29288826And yet forced herself to eat a bunch in stream. Checkmate
>>29288488thanks Mori!
gura... schedule onegai...
>>29288728for now
>>29288821It's much more bearable to just imagine /hlgg/ as one anon with chronicle disassoziative personality disorder
>>29288821/hlgg/ is one person creating a narrative and then about 200 people parroting it ad nauseam. Pretending otherwise is delusional.
>>29288820Wait is that 5ch narrative really what they believe?
>>29288566>>29288645>>29288609>>29288805
>>29287443You're pretty amazing, anon
>>29288759Well yeah why wouldn't you?I hope the others go online during Haachama's play time on the server, would be fun if they played together some more.
>>29288772Definetely could be worseShe could see this as a failure with no return and start selling herself for sexual gratification of her fans using her "idol" title and shit, 1 500 buck akasupa for an hour of fun.I'm glad our chicken would never do that, right?
>>29288669>We will never get an Ina Golden Deer run.
Does anyone have a clip of Polka breaking down during her asmr stream?
I like KING
>>29288566yikeswhat a pedo
>>29288707What's the aggie link? and also how frecuently do u guys do new ones?
>>29288566Fuck off Niggerthonny Faggothano
>>29288872I like Nene!
>>29288797>too hot, too coldYeah I agree, Ina is perfect.
Hurts being a single monitor KFP jannie with Kiara overlapping times. Guess I'll just watch the zatsus.
>>29288868I feel like Ina would enjoy Blue Lions most.Give the Golden Deer run to Ame or Gura.
What is the dst collab on ame's schedule?
I love all EN girls!
>>29288826No shit, that was a sacrfice for her unborn child.
>>29288793
>>29288855Those comments filled with me ABSOLUTE ANGER
Will Gooruh post her schedule today?
>>29288566what does /mu/ think about this guy?
>>29288797>only recentlyShe started near the end of last year/beginning of this year. The first thing she ever watched was a clip of Festival and the bandaids.
schedule doko
>>29288850by that logic, all the IDs, Homos, and half of the JPs are irrelevant since they have less subs than herkiara antis are not only behind on their facts, but are also very rude to the others as well
>>29288889>I feel like Ina would enjoy Blue Lions most.She tried to get Kiara to Golden Deer and Kiara ignored her.
>>29288888Don't Starve Together
Reminder that thanks to Ina, there is a non-zero chance that the "other" shark will get a collab with HoloEN.
>>29287238what about a whole gen of catgirl holos?
>>29288888Don't Starve Together.
>>29288566>Him and Gura's collab consist on them reviewing obscure music and shitting on Mori's album. I would be ok with this
>>29288801Yes, and the co-op can do 6 people I believe. I know I've done more than 4 before.
>>29288830Gura never had literally 10 viewers like the daisenpai did.
>>29288789It's Gura who collabs with Ame.
>>29288895After she's done sucking old man cock
Can you guys go A SINGLE THREAD without getting your panties in a twist over e-celebs?
>>29288867Dilate.
>>29288860Nips hates Gooks and vice versa, this is a fact of life. In fact everyone in east asia hates one another.
>>29288893NICE PANTS FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29288898He's popular, what do you think?
>>29288898Love/hate relationship, on one hand he's a cucked bluepilled appreciator of nigger sounds, on the other hand no one can deny the fact that he does his music reps and knows what he's talking about.
>more minecraftjesus christ if I had anything else going on in my life right now I would have stopped watching hololive ages agoMinecraft is the most boring shit imaginable.
>>29288924What's the lowest viewer count for Gura? Was it during the horror kusoge
>>29288855
How come Kiara antis have shifted to NA hours???
>>29288609this post is extremely low quality.
Do people in your personal life know that you watch Hololive?
>>29288468Okay fine she's at 54
GUYS THINGS WERE ALREADY BAD A SINGLE PODCAST CAN DO NO WRONG!
>>29288820>hard truthThis is the off-topic narrative. The hard truth is that her roommate's work has a lot of Chinese exposure, and they want to silo her while antis are still hot--to protect her.
>>29288870She didn't actually break down she was just clearlycrying through some of it
Can't wait for reddit posts being linked.reddit screencaps being posted.twitter screencaps from literal randoms.Discord screenshots.Non-vtuber youtube videos.Random youtube comments.bilibili screencapsbeing posted in this thread
>>29288789Correct.
>>29288855>>29288488Haha, his craving for attention got stroked massively with that highly viewed clip. When he donated I said "he didn't get enough attention from Ame so he will try to get attention from chat instead, ego must be stroked". Looks like he didn't even get it from chat and he has to get his ego stroking from a fucking clip and youtube comments, how sad.He's gonna donate again now that his ego was stroked, and Ame's gonna ignore it lol
>>29288919>I would be ok with thisAnd this is why you need to go back, faggot. :')
>>29288945never attempt to decipher the minds of an anti
>>29288566Melon is a cunnysseur ?
>>29288904It's just /cgl/ trannies.Notice how none of them refuted or denied being /cgl/ trannies.
>>29288768Joey knows his shit because he's actually a hafu who can read and speak Japanese. Even so, I still don't like him and the "community" he fosters
>>29288808Haachama is my wife
>>29288294Reddit spacing and novel length, you gotta go back
>>29288937>He doesn't like what's essentially a zatsudanFuck off.>>29288949I showed my dad Gura Phasmophobia collab to shill the game and he thought Ina was cute and started watching Ina.
>>29288893Did a gfl artist make that?
>>29288888>Daylight Savings Timefucking time traveler shenanigans again
I'm so tired of the "Kiara is doing bad" shit.A lot of other holos would kill to have the subs and especially SCs she's getting.Imagine how bad they must feel when they tune into a Kiara stream or see clips of her numberfagging like this.>oh I only have 7k viewers oh I don't even have 500k subs yetFucking pathetic man get your shit together.
>>29288960Thank you Mori.
>>29288566>>29288862>>29288855>>29288488This is the future (You) chose or I should say Mori but both of you chose it, now deal with it
>>29288881that picture was back around watsons witcher stream, hasnt been a new one for about 8~days
>>29288924I'm thinking in terms of how isolated she's becoming.
>>29288772What happened?
>>29288768What was he ranting about?
>>29288905Oh, that's interesting.I guess if Ina already played the game there's less of a reason for her to play on stream. Oh well.
>meido cleaning up
>>29288977that would imply that zatsudans were interesting in the first place
>>29288960And all thanks to Mori! Thanks Mori!
>>29288891I love Ina. Her laughs fill me with joy.
>>29288960all of that shit has been happening since the start of EN though
>>29287330Im just going to comment without even looking this up but It's twitter backlash from her saying 'Loli Ame'!
>>29288485>the ultimate katawa shoujo>eternal reschedule worksI want it, but I wonder if she can
>>29288950Sup /gsg/
Based meido Now ban all deadbraps onegai
>>29288847>chicken antis are more likely to be from somewhere elseYou think people were just bullshitting when talking about the /cgl/ cabal?
>>29288872LEFF SIDE, WRYY SIDE
>go to youtube and bring back the worst hololive related thumbnail
>>29288997Why the fuck do you even watch holo girls if you don't want to hear them talk to you?
>>29288566>Faggots on this thread don't know HER was friends with all those big YT faggots Just wait until she removes her limiters and starts collabing with all them, she was actually someone unlike Mori too, so she being in a collab with fucking Pewdiepie and getting a few million subs in a matter of hours wouldn't even be surprising.
>>29288795You're the only one trying to spin it like that, maybe YOU need the meds, doxbrap
>Step away from the thread for a bit>Come back to Kiara anti postingI guess since meidos are cleaning up Mori anti posting its time to switch targets
>>29288980The other Holos don't have the consistent western market boost. Stop being autistic.
>>29289022no thanks
>>29289024>Just wait until she removes her limiters and starts collabing with all themSeems like someone doesn't watch the stream as usual.Ok let's be honest. Do you fucking watch Hololive or are you here to LARP?
>>29288891Based
how come Ina's voice always sounds like she has a cold
>>29288847its literally the same 10 people who don't watch the streamsnotice how they are still using material from a month ago?woah...
>>29288980I don't think the comparaison outside the branch itself is fair tho. How can you know how much is just being a holo and being in a gen with other successful ones? For all we know Kiara numbers could be below what most candidates would have gotten. I don't even think it matters much, but I hate that argument of comparing to holoJP or indies, that's not how it works, just by existing as HoloEN you already get guaranteed huge numbers
>>29289024pewdiepie hates vtubers
>>29288941I'm pretty sure it was the Surgeon Simulator collab with Ame and Ina. She only had around 22k viewers.Everything else has been over 30k including her superchat readings.https://playboard.co/en/video/lChz0VWSnwA
>Multiple holos are mods on r*dditThanks Mori!
>>29288951Things were good, but YOU ruined them!Not them, YOU! I am talking to YOU personally!
>>29288985Nah it's the future that was laid out way back when FBK collabed with popular e-celebs and Coco was accepted into 4th gen but you are too new to realize and thats ok I still love you
We better are gonna have some kind of /hlgg/ congratulatory drawing for Ame once she hits 1M
>>29289005
>>29288980Unfortunately, these antis are calling from inside the Holo.
>>29289022
>>29288488If the podcast was like three weeks ago why did just now start watching her? I understand not publicly commenting until now, but he was interested he would have at least watched her stuff by now right?
>>29289048Anon that was a thing since the beginning
>>29288960some faggot were posting screencaps of the whole BUY/SELL /biz/ posting here on reddit. Thank God 3 of the HoloEN are mods there and deleted all of them
>>29289023learning what they ate for dinner isn't very interesting
>>29289017No I believe it.I've noticed the astroturfing very early on, like how the thread would be talking about something and all of a sudden an anti-chicken post shows up and gets a bunch of samefag replies in quick succession.
Ok anons, I added the affiliates that you asked me to.Here is the full png with fonts if you want to make any edits yourselfhttps://files.catbox.moe/wpjww3.png
>>29288994the tl;dw of it was him pretending that nobody dislikes him, his podcast, his friends, or his audience because they're all shitty, it's just idolfags and their culture, basically him looking for a convenient excuse to explain away the negative comments received
>>29288920Awesome. Ina and Gura are definitely in on it, though I can't remember if Kiara and Mori mentioned it in their schedules. Guess we'll see.
What happens if Haachama successfully completes her English reps and eclipses all the EN girls and becomes an unstoppable force?
I'm too lazy to read the entire thread for the new narratives, give it to me short and simple.
>>29289024Out of sheer curiosity, I wonder what the meltdown/mental gymnastics would be like on 5ch if their precious Same-chan starts collabing with males.
>>29288455I am fairly sure that if you have 5 different people with different subscriber counts, one of them will have less than the other 4. I don't think there is a way around it.
>>29288980>Fucking pathetic man get your shit together.I agree, but is Kiara the one who says these things and constantly compares herself and numberfags, so really can you blame people who echo what she said?The one who needs to get her shit together is the chicken, but knowing her previous history... she won't.
>>29289069Clout chasing
>Cunny threads>People don't post cunny
>>29289041Because she literally always has a cold
Man these threads feel completely different to than they were 2 weeks after debut.
>>29288761>certain peopleKiara, just say Kiara she is literally the only one
>>29288941>>29289046Correct
>>29288927gooruh is not ayame
>>29289042Wow I can't believe Kiara ruined the Gang bea- wait what do you mean that was over a month ago and no one cares? What do you expect me to do watch the streams?
is it true Kiara's English and Japanese personalities are different?
Cough* cough*https://aggie.io/ua11f3dt_p
>>29288980She really needs to stop caring about that shit. I love her streams but every time she numberfag I want to turn off the stream.t.chickenbro
>>29289094It's normalfag central. Just look at everyone defending e-cancers unironically.
>>29289082Gura got impregnated by a literal ojisan and will collab with him soon
>>29289075>scientist girl from the futureAme fucking murdered her
>>29289032Why would Kiara have it? Half her streams are in Japanese and she streams during JP times. >>29289087No I know, I am mostly directing it at Kiara. She's her own worst enemy.
>>29288980just accept itkiara is a pathetic numberfag
>>29289087I don't know if you noticed but she barely numberfagged when she streamed last time and the day before that...
>>29289082Mori ruined Hololive by making it pander to r*ddit normalfags
>>29289022Literally don't have to watch the video, the thumbnail is the content
Sometimes I think you guys just come up with random bogeymen in your heads because you actually want to have something to seethe about
>>29289068Wait that wasn't what i copied
>1 Kiara anti posts>50 posts whining about Kiara antisJust another day in hlgg.
>>29289041It's adorable
>>29287409mori and her indie friend
>>29288980The one narrative I've seen that makes me sort-of understand Kiara's numberfagging is that this massive EN audience is temporary and will go away when the pandemic ends and Westerners can leave their houses again. Cover debuted HoloEN early not to cover the Aloe thing but to give them a few months to capitalize on the captive audience, and try to retain as much of it as possible when pandemic restrictions lift. Kiara numberfags because she feels like she hasn't grabbed enough of the EN pie and it's rapidly slipping away.
>>29288795>mori is at fault once again>doxbraps come in with the deflectionI can't wait for the contract renewals in august.
>>29288761Chicken said she's asking Gura for a collab a few days ago, and the next day Gura was in chicken's chat during her unarchived karaoke.Pretty sure a collab is in the works.
>>29289089and you wont get any from me baiting like that
>>29289116It wasn't clear if that was her actual persona. That's just what someone said in a comment. Because all information about her was nuked off the face of the internet
I been pretty confused with JOP 5ch antis, they hate on Kiara and Polka yet have a big fanbase with Ame who probs would be on suspension or graduate of Amegeddon happened and she was a JP holo and with Mori on how she's basically out if Holo norms and bringing in the worst type of people into the fanbase. Honestly kinda sucks that they go after the Holos that are the most depressed
>>29289075K-R-O-N-O-S
>>29289089This thread is kyonyuu clay.
>>29289125He said new anonchama not weeks old stale shit
>a hurricane just destroyed my home and left me in debt for the rest of my life, with no hopes of ever living in comfort againThanks Mori! Here's a 500 dollar akasupa by the way
>>29289096Wow, Biped is that low? It was super fun.
>>29289075we need some good enma fan art for this
>>29289069Because he wasn't and still isn't interested in actually following her, just how many subscribers he can possibly get from pretending. Reminder that the podcastfags got more of a boost from Mori showing up on their channel than she did on her's. They're unironically leeching off of Hololive.
>>29289106Yes, her jap personality is happy and felling like she's in HoloJP like she always wantedHer Engish personality is self pity and wishing she was a HoloJP
>DURR MINECRAFT BORING>DURR WHY HOLO NOT PLAY MORE GAMES>DURR WHAT IS ZATSUDANGas all /v/ermin.
>>29289140well then she should've streamed English content at NA/EU friendly times
>>29289132KFP is a very protective company, please understand.
>>29289082Amelia knows how live2d works and was helping Kiara on her sekrit project
>>29289044Whatever gave you that idea?
>>29288962What a fucking piece of shit
>>29289075Isn't Miko technically a transfer too? She was separate from Hololive at first
>>29289089
>>29288980>Fucking patheticCongrats anon you've stumbled onto the secret to Kiara's stupidly large SC numbers.Also keep in mind she's EN so she has a far larger install base than the JP only streamers.
I'm worried the Kiara announcement is going to be Trash Taste Podcast levels of awful.
>>29289024>PewdiepieI never watched a single video of this fucktard.
>>29289125This, it's this bitch's fault.Hololive never interacted with r*ddit before that shit podcast.
>>29289171Minecraft is boring. Actual zatsus are great, desperately grasping around for things to talk about to fill dead air aren't great.
>>29289185Should be pregnant
>>29289154https://twitter.com/hutoshi_19/status/1328258641019826176based artist
>>29288888Don't Starve Together. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh. I actually think its greatly enjoyable but it is NOT noob friendly. Almost every second counts and having another mouth to feed is horrible in that game. I don't know if there's a term for it but its very easy for things to escalate out of control when people keep dying. Been awhile since I played, hopefully Amelia turns off sanity loss when people are ghosts and can just resurrect at the portal.
>>29289117Because she speaks english, streams in english and collabs primarily with other holos who are EOPs. Meds now.
>>29289157>WHAT'S THIS??? SOME ROBOT GAME??? WHERE'S MY PEWDIE HORROR GAME?!?!?
>>29289149>Honestly kinda sucks that they go after the Holos that are the most depressedNow you see why they're antis.Schizos prey on weakness. Be glad they're shut-ins on imageboards instead of luring kids into their vans.
>>29289197too big
>>29289075is Enma a different Enma?
idk why there are so many narratives that assume the worst of Gura... I can't imagine how you would watch like even any single one of her streams and think those things, she seems pretty genuine and open desu you think this is all an act?
>>29289048Yes, why wouldn't their staff be mods? They own it.
>>29289044I can't blame you for not watching him, but he loves vtubers. However he knows too well how bringing them up more than a mention would ruin his own hobby.
>>29289024I thought Gura killed all the HERfags last stream
>>29289085They're a bunch of pedos I hope she does it to weed them out and get to her true core fanbase
>>29289167Her English personality is the exact same 80% of the time, the difference is that she doesn't have someone to bounce off so she talks more about herself.
>>29289194>Minecraft is boringHow was the construction of Ame's boing boings boring?
>>29289132Audience reflects their streamer.
>>29289089cunny comes in many formsyou need to expand your mind to notice it
So what kind of future holo would bring in the most canadian simp bux?
>>29289170Kiara is my oshi but I am also an aggressive Kiara anti. My psychological complexity is boundless
>>29289024>People here don't know that Corpse is her boyfriend
>>29289041Perpetual allergies
>>29289139Oh I see, who is her indie friend?
>>29288773If you like a person, you usually start to gradually like the way they look.That's pretty well known.
>>29289156Thanks for reminding me that Nicaragua is about to get fucking obliterated. Fuckin hell.
>>29289224Well, because... you're a newfag and have to go back
>>29289230I obviously don't watch her I thought you would have guessed from my post
>>29289170I really like that outfit
>>29289122She talked about officially changing her sleep and stream schedules for better viewership. Chicken very rarely beats around the bush.
>>29288455Kiara is 12 hours behind Ame right now if you check since debut, her streams are long as fuck because of supacha reading, which I guess some people like but I prefer actual content.
>>29289075>2019>gen 0get this shit outta here
>>29289075Hitomi Chris wasn't graduated, she was fired and for good reason.
>>29289219Yes.
>>29289149Now take a step back and realize that there's probably a post on 5ch saying exactly what you said but with the names switched around. Realize that this place and 5ch are ultimately the exact same shithole, just in two different languages.
>>29289224>idk why there are so many narratives that assume the worst of Gura...Do you know where you are?
>>29289251but why :(
>>29289075also didn't fubuki transfer as well?
>>29289237Lumberjack Holostar who livestreams hunting with a webcam on his rifle scope
>>29289024But deadbraps told me Mori is the mainstream Holo?
>>29289249>nicaragua is about to get fucking obliteratedfinally, some good news
>>29289075Gen 2 has the best individual concepts even though EN Gen 1 has the best group theme
>>29289075I wish we had Gamers 2 with Botan at the helm.
>whotubers>SEAniggers>Chinksit's all so tiresome
Which holoen would take a life if it came to it?
I was a work today and I remembered all the fucking Mori shitposts from yesterday and almost burst into laughter. They weren't even that good, what the fuck.Big ups, dudes.
>>29289075How the fuck are there 3 homostar gens anyway if they barely get attention compared to the main girls?
>>29288977Is your dad gonna start doing his reps?
>>29289132It's well known that in any community the antis get their own antis and they work off of each other.
>>29289291yagoo needs friends
>>29289267I think people weren't that negative a while ago though and it seemed like most people were genuinely supportive of the ENs success.
>>29289290hahah such a funny post! upvoted
>>29287762Huh, I don't remember this. What stream was it?
>>29289149They hate them for no reason. Funny how the Polka antis have the same shit reasoning as Mori antis.
>>29289200There’s no way in fuck they make it through winter even with Amelia knowing what they’re doing and tard wrangling.
>>29289048Judas caused this, not Mori
>>29288335>Pekora builds Pekodam>inspires Miko to build Mikogelion>inspires Subaru to build Shubagelion>inspires gen 5 to build LamielI like how started with a Gundam and now it's all Eva's and Angels.
>>29289257I swear there are usual multiple 10+ minute sections in her supacha readings where she's just talking with chat or about something that a supacha mentioned.It's very calming
>>29289291Homostars are just cover employees playing around with the extra company phones
>>29289256If Amelia or Gura said they were changing their sleeping patterns for the sake of better streaming times the thread would praise them for working hard and/or concernfag out the ass while pretending to not be concernfags.
>>29289291Niji competition.
>>29289024Pewdiepie refuses to collab with anyone outside from the obligatory youtube-approved faggots like Jackscepticeye. He even explicitly said that he isnt going to associate with anything outside of that cabal after watching E Michael Jones' video about him and the ADL and saying that he wasn't "the counter-culture champion everyone's getting their high hopes up".
>>29289290I was a work today and I remembered all the fucking Mori shit did to Hololive and almost burst into tears. The collab didn't even give her subs, what the fuck.Thanks, Mori.
>>29289149What I'm most puzzled by is how the supposedly dangerous and powerful 5ch anti squad is completely powerless against the chinese wolf cunt crowd. An organized foreign group is literally actively targeting one of the holos every single day and these "fans" do nothing. Like, I was under the impression that these people are all about that japanese fighting spirit shit but no, guess Coco just has to tough it out.
Say something nice about this chikin.
>>29289215too gay
>somehow /hlgg/ gura lore has transformed her into a pregnant midwestern christian farm girl
Rainforest is my new favorite ship. Please understand.
>>29289286Kiara
>>29289132Please andarstaaand, Kiarafags are also savior-fags, only watching the chicken to "help her". They feel compelled to defend her to the end to feel the rush of happy chemicals in their veins that they can't get anywhere else.
>>29289293I should honestly ask him. I doubt he'll draw though. Probably do another one of his hobbies that he dropped.
>>29289286How much would a reaper be paid to not even do that?
>>29287962>cover supports it>it's goodHow new are the posters here not just to this site but hololive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHmO5mUX8gg
>>29288793Which chuubas are Im@schads and which ones are lovelivekeks?
>>292891495ch matters about as much as this shithole, which is not at all.And that's good, fuck i wish we'd drop to pre-16 or even better pre-14 levels of general activity on the site
>>29289075>Hitomi ChrisWho the fuck
>>29288728He's been at it for years, Gura is halfway to overcome him in two fucking months.By the end of next year she might be at 10m already.
>>29289347
>>29289337a pregnant [transexual] midwestern christian farmgirl
>>29288387>Ignored by her famous sister>Ignored by her mama that's on the Gura trainKonkon...
>>29288149Now take out watchalong and songs
>>29289310Just like real anime history.
>>29289259Hitomi "i'll suck your cock and drink your sperm for a new graphics card" Chris
>>29289330i like her streams and she is cute!
>>2928924399% positive she was talking about Milky Queen. She met her and introduced her to idols and vtubing, she talked about her specifically on the TT podcast to boot. It's hard to think of anyone else that would fit the bill since Mori is a weirdo.
>>29289330something nice about this chikin.
>>29289337So she became the idolized form of current year counter culture?
>>29289146Imagine gura being stinky when she first wakes up in the morning
I know I shouldn't fall in love with vtubers but I accept my defeat. I am under her spell. If she collab with males I'll have to take some drastic measures.
>>29289048Audience interaction is their job, they'd be stupid not to interact with the largest place that has no yabai potential.
>>29289330I'll never understand why antis decided to target Kiara so much.
>>29289149Are you people actually more than N5 and browse 5ch consistently? Feel like everyone's just cherry-picking the Among Us collab stream. You could easily posture that 4ch hates every EN by pointing at specific threads.
>>29287962Go back
>>29289330she's cute
>>29288198Ame and Kiara would be bloating numbers with their watchalongs and SC reading
>>29289398Her fans.
>>29289316No. If anything, this thread always praises Amelia for not giving a fuck.She does a lot of unmonetized streams, she even keeps doing that "I'm done playing" stunt in Apex where she loses thousands of viewers when she does it but she doesn't care. Nothing is less attractive than watching a streamer who constantly frets over their numbers. It's also rude to the people who ARE watching. If you and 7000 others sit there watching Kiara but she goes "ehh I guess no one wants to watch me... why.." you just end up feeling bad or like you don't matter. It created a bad atmosphere.
>>29289398she makes it really easy
>>29289338How many subs would she charge for an assassination?
>>29289393ogey
>>29288980Just do a collab with Coco and have her badly misrepresent the story of Marie Antoinette, it worked on Watame and will doubly effective or something on an actual Austrian.
>>29289325"Yamato-damashii" is fucking dead, killed by generations of passive herbivore men who'd gladly sell their souls to their Chinese enemies if it meant getting to play another shitty gacha game. Japs love to pretend to be xenophobic right up until it inconveniences them in the slightest way.
>>29289393at least you didn't fall in love with a roommate, unlike some people in thread...i'm talking about me
>>29289227She did, but they can't just abandon baitposting this juicy.
Have you joined the company yet? We have great benefits.
>>29289393Based Idolchad protecting hololive
>>29289291I think they keep trying to make it work. Notice how the first gen has a bunch of strange types: a frail boy, a crossdresser, a weirdo, an old guy, and an awkward guy. The second gen has more "attractive" personas. And the third gen has masculine personas, with the exception of the trap, who I think was only there for the memes
>>29289393Would you kill for her?Schizo poster
>>29289157Split viewership, a game most people had never heard of, Gura having "only" like ~750k subs or so at the time.Even still, it shed some light on the difference between /hlgg/ and outside, this place was super hyped for GurAme content well before anywhere else really caught on to how good it was. At least as far as I can tell.
>>29289339Pls explain why is it called rainforest
>DSTMori will die first because she'll be uselessKiara will die second because she'll also be uselessGura will die 3rd because she's a dumbass Ame will die 4th because she's also a dumbass
>>29289257Did you count Ame's removed videos?
>>29289106She comes across as far more seiso in JP, but thats less a different personality and more code-switching,
>>29289291Just wait for HolostarsEN featuring:>Washed up Hearthstone player>Receding hairline Counter Strike former pro>Former IRL streamer with no dignity (this is the Kiara of the bunch)>Black guy who makes raps about SSSB:M>Anituber who somehow made it throughIt is written.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rezy7pjGd4EHow much would you pay for the sweat?
>>29289393Klaius please seek help, you can be better than this I know it.
>>29288808imagine the smell.
>>29289386She said it was a reaper friend, I'd put money on it being YFU
>>29289398they hate polka for the same reasons.when polka is crying on her member streams, they say she is faking ityou do the rest of the thinking
>>29289273Canadian lumberjack Holostar who's all about innawoods and tells survival stories with campfire ambience would unironically make for a great HolostarEN and he would take Gura or Ame camping
>>29289392>stinkyHer sweat smells like sea breeze.
Huh, interestingFirefox mini-player doesn't support youtube subsIt makes some sense once I thought about it for a while
>>29289291Be nice, it's closer to two gens given declining gen size and attrition.
>>29289398Cowards gang up on easy targets like Kiara because she has less people to defend her. If you try to make fun of Gura or Amelia the same way you get flamed out the thread.
>>29289337nothing makes me UUUUUOOOOOHHHH more than a tradwife
>>29289434Anon, I don't think there's a single Holo who isn't a dumbass. Maybe Botan?
>>29289406All the powerlevel-fagging yesterday was all well and good, but where does Enma stand? And which ENs could she kill?
>>29288797I don't know, man. Kiara's like for Pekora goes a little beyond just an oshi. It's an obsession at this point
>>29289330
>>29289337she did it to herself
>>29289048how fucking new
>>29289398Nerfed start - easy target. And all antis need is a target.Looking at recent developments, maybe they'll finally switch to Ina, it's about time.
>>29289417That would require the chicken to do some self reflection and understand where she went wrong.AKA, the chicken wouldneed to not be a fag, which is impossible
>>29289452Stinky in her own way. Still hot
>>29289433amemori
>>29289414Why pay for that when she can use her own gun?
>>29289434Ame said shes played enough to beat the game a couple times, everything else is true.
>>29289337as much as pregnant lolis gets me hard im fine just thinking about the actual facts like>guras flat chest>gura being barefeet often>gura mentioning her sleeping in the sun lately>gura mentioning her idol reps>guras sprouting avocado
>>29289444wait. who's YFU?
>>29289448Mori was 100% correct about narrativefags.
>>29289368It's a hysterical pregnancy then.
>>29289422
>>29289291You don't always hit it off on the first try.But after the other generations they should realize it ain't working
>>29289393
>>29289470when will chikin get her usagi collab
>>29289448>when polka is crying on her member streams, they say she is faking itClearly she's just baiting superchats.
>>29289386I don't think it was her only because it would've been weird to go out of her way to not mention the friend who auditioned by name only to still give Milky a direct shoutout in the same podcast when talking about how she changed her perspective on idols.
>>29289482OK, switch Ame with Ina.
>>29289441I WANNA DRINK HAACHAMA'S PEE.
>>29289258It specifically defines zero as being outside the normal structure, Miko's date is after all of gen 1 and nobody argues with that.
>>29289439Haachama will complete her training by then and save us all
>>29289485Why do people keep associating being barefoot with pregnancy?
>>29289365lurk more before posting faggot
>>29289075Nonolu is the one who makes a lot of the Holos' music videos and collabs with Sora/A-chan/Azki occasionally. https://twitter.com/nonolu41
How can there be people saying that 450k+ subs is unsuccessful? Hate these motherfuckers.
>>29289433Wet 365 days a year.
>>29289470She's barely mentioned her in any of the recent streams though, and when she does it's usually because of the chat
>>29289474>maybe they'll finally switch to InaMods better ban /hlgg/ forever in this case.
I'm glad burgers are getting in on the action with Hololive EN. It'll eventually bury all the seisho shit and its deranged fans.
>>29289492That game sucked, lmao.
>>29289422No, Kiara's the second bullet.
>>29289450>Canadian Holo always has forest ambience playing in the background of their zatsudans>Turns out it's not ambiance and they're just recording outside to authenticate their comfy campfire atmosphere
>>29289492Repeat after me KFPs: WE ARE NOT A CULT, WE ARE A FAMILY, TENCHOU IS OUR GODDESS
>>29289393t.
shion.... smug.... midriff....
So why is Ina banned for all collabs with Holo JP?
>>29289506If you're pregnant and walk around with shoes the baby will also grow shoes
SCHEDULE ONEGAY
>>29289474>maybe they'll finally switch to Ina,Not going to happen.
>>29289330She's cute. Looking forward to collab with Gura.
is keeping the requirement for experience a good idea, since it invariably invites doxxposters?would it be smarter to instead hire based on traditional scouting and then do a livestreamer bootcamp to get unknown blood in?
>>29289527Eroi tummy UOOOOHH
>>29289531Korean
I dreamt that I applied for and became a part of HolostarsEN 1st gen and I can't stop thinking about it and I want it to stop
>>29289337For the last few days I've been jacking off to nothing but the concept of pregnant housewife Gura doing menial chores like cooking soup and vacuuming and humming to herself while tending to the garden
>>29289520>didn't play it multiplayer
>>29289393I avow
>>29289527Based
>>29289474>switch to Ina, it's about time.Chicken hands typed this post, this is why people hate your oshi and (You), you think she'd train you employees better but you're all grade F garbage
>>29289470You got it wrong, Kiara is not obsessed with Pekora.She is obsessed with having a piece of her consistent 50-60klive viewers streamsWhich is why she seethes over Moona, she got that exposure without losing her dignity and begging
Did anything happen to the second half of Ame's Supa Stream?The first two hours weren't anything special, but with no music, the other two hours would be even worse (Even if they were playing the same Lofi shit as always).
>>29289339I guess it's at least slightly less of a crackship than Mori x Suisei. Fucking Ichikara really messed up not pushing into the Western market seeing how much you fags like to ship chuubas. That's supposed to be their thing, not Hololive's.
>>29289535Touch the shark
>>29289531She's not. All her collab plans fell through for whatever reason and she's not sure when it's gonna happen.
>>29289474Nah, antis will play the Mori metagame for a long time, as she is an easy target and her fans are pretty defensive. Kiara antis are already behind on the meta and need to restrategize.
>>29289506If you give a woman shoes, she might run away. Better to leash her to your estate via foot pain.
>>29289531Either because of her own vtuber agency or because she's doing comissions for Chinese companies
>>29289540Too much of a liability.
>>29289291Yagoo needed more occupants for the fight club.
>>29289513https://aggie.io/ua11f3dt_phey check this out
Do you know what Haachama needs?An arranged marriage arc.
>>29289527Shion and Gura sandwiching your dick between their navels..uooh...
>>29289555Why naked overalls is so fucking erotic?
>>29289075Who is Gura's mama?Is she a big time artist like Huke or less well known? Is she proud of her daughter like him is with Kiara or has she abandoned her like Ina's papa did?
>>29289555Indog KiaraWould still fuck
>>29289149This place is literally no different.
>want to start livestreaming because of hololive>realize that the only thing I know more of than the average retard is autistic naval shit from the first half of the 20th century
>>29289531Korean, and Chinese association (gacha art).
>>29289436No, I have no idea how long they are.
>>29289576With me.
>>29289398It's because she's obnoxiously bad. She ruins collabs she's involved in with her loud squawking, she mopes constantly about things that the other girls would just walk off, she baits superchats with pity, she doesn't put forth a baseline of effort to solve her issues and just feels sorry for herself when they arise (see her total failure to solve a simple Java error in Minecraft), her shoehorning of unfunny horndogging over Calli at every single opportunity, I could go on. She's just thoroughly unpleasant to watch and completely unprofessional compared to her peers who are much more polished and competent than she is. I actually would enjoy Hololive significantly more if she would graduate.
>>29289439I will become the Gura of HolostarsEN and become just as popular as the girls!
>>29289470I was against this narrative until I realized that Kiara's laugh is basically Pekora's
>>29289535cute Ina
>>29289541I dreamt that Ame released catbox videos with codes in them that led to videos of all the EN roommates cosplaying as their characters and dancing.
Riddle me this redditors: if "idol culture" doesn't exist in the West, then why is this newsworthy?https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports/pokimane-speaks-alleged-boyfriend-live-stream-forgets-muteKeep in mind this isn't even the first time people have sperged out about Pokimane having a bf.
>>29289576I'll take responbility
>>29289096Excel spread numberfags are something elseprops
>>29289527I need Shion to teach Gura her mesugaki ways
>>29289495was he the original ugly bastard in anime
>>29289485>actual factsChumbads everyone
>>29289486She streams on twitch now with a 3d model, Mori has tweeted her before and they both rap weebcore songs. Also note that green text is moving they separate stories together, one about a friend convincing her idols aren't bad and another about a friend trying out for Hololive before her.
>>29289337>Sundays off>Genuinely loves country songs>Gets emotional over love songs>Excited to talk about the plants she's raised>Constantly mentions and compliments people she's fond of>Accent is hard to pin to any single geographical location>People suspect that she was either homeschooled or extremely sheltered/hlgg/ gura lore might be schizoposting but i can't help but follow it with mild fascination.
>>29289531narrative is that they hate her since japs hate koreans or because she did art for chinese games (also hate)truth is unknown
>>29289194Its a good buff game and zatsudan too
>>29289581FUCK
>>29289531Ways she talks about "Parties" gives me a feeling its someone way above her pay grade or the senpais
>>29289599Are we back in september?
>>29289586Her mama has Gura's twitter link on her profile. She constantly retweets her every stream, and comments on her tweets.(unlike her other abandoned children)
>>29288255Last karaoke she had a slip and you could hear the autotune, she immediately claimed that was indeed weird but that she doesnt use one and moved on but i dont buy it.
>>29289540It may but then you will have completely green holos that you invest a lot more in getting off the ground for them to maybe find out they're not suited for entertainment. Bad bet.
>>29289555>Naked overalls Oh god
>>29289609She did a little bit of it during 51 games.
OK Confession time.How much money have you given to Hololive? If you don't know exactly, an estimate would be fine.
>>29289586https://twitter.com/amsrntk3 She loves Gura
>>29289540>would it be smarter to instead hire based on traditional scouting and then do a livestreamer bootcamp to get unknown blood in?No because then you run the risk of homogenizing your talent until the only think separating them are their voices and character designs.
>>29289444Wait. THAT not-melody. Really? How is she her reaper friend though?
>>29289586https://twitter.com/amsrntk3She's literally who, but her art is very cute. She loves Gura.
>>29289590Well there you go anon, you have your niche
>>29289455wait really? Well, everyone aside from the faggot shills on /g/ switched to Brave anyway
>>29289605the current wave of e-thottery on twitch is basically the first time that idolfaggery has become pretty common in the west
>>29289560>crackshipBut Suisei was making kissy noises and said she's attracted to cool women...
>>29289599I honestly believe Kiara would cry if she read something like this, even though it's 100% bullcrap.
>>29289466When the final arc of the season starts and the enemy launches a surprise raid on the protagonists' base, Enma will be the only one capable of holding back the entire army, giving the protags enough time to escape.
>>29289393Based
https://twitter.com/osakaki_yt/status/1326630799345512450?s=21clussy
>>29287589Can I really get there in such a short time? Would that be enough for me to piece together what my oshi says?I never considered learning Japanese because it seems complex and English and Italian already took me a very long time to get good at
>>29289565>all of them had to be rescheduled indefinitely. There are a lot of things that happened. ...stuff happened...things you can't control yourselfSounds like a ban to me
>>29287623I love you Mori, please be my girlfriend.
>>292896351 Membershrimp
>>29289586@amsrntk3she streams on twitch at nacho_dayoshe mostly draws soft fluffy catgirls with bedroom eyes. and gura.
>>29289635like $60 on memberships
>>29289658I loved that stream
>>29289048>all these people missing the joke
>>29289599I've been in this thread for almost a day, only for about hour have posts like this appeared. It's safe to say NA hours is now Kiara anti central.
>>29288066Waste of dubs imo.
>>29289411>It's also rude to the people who ARE watching. If you and 7000 others sit there watching Kiara but she goes "ehh I guess no one wants to watch me... why.." you just end up feeling bad or like you don't matter. It created a bad atmosphere.Hit the nail on the head. Never complain on stream that viewer numbers are low. The people who aren't watching you won't hear you because they aren't watching. The people who ARE watching are your loyal viewers and you're telling them they're not enough for you. Worst of both worlds. The numberfagging happens because Kiara treats chat like a trusted friend she can confide in, almost like chat is a sixth HoloEN member. Overall this is an excellent atmosphere to cultivate, lots of viewers appreciate it and come back to her streams for it - it's just that this particular topic of low viewership needs to be more deftly avoided by Kiara in the future/
>>29289600I will get into Holostars EN Gen1 and filter all the normies by hosting members only drawstreams where I make nothing but pregnant lolis
>Mori goes to podcast>Mori collabs with twitch streamer>other fanbases notices this>they will keep asking for collabs with random faggotsgreatIt never was about gatekeeping hololive retards
>>292896354-500 usd
>>29289650Is it worth spending $100 ARS to get her to read it?
>>29289635$0Though I am debating purchasing a certain discography.
>>29289474This is why people hate you, chickenshit.
>>29289645Do you have any numbers to back that one up.t. the one remaining Opera user
>>29289650Kiara would cry if someone looked at her funny and she knew others were watching
>>29289555Ok but can we get Gura wearing the same thing
>>292896350I'm not a retard
>>29289614Isn't YFU part of some agency that just hasn't really started fully operating yet? Would she even be able to apply for EN?
>>29289672To be fair it's also not very funny
>>29289506Some women complain of swollen feet during pregnancy. Makes wearing shoes uncomfortable.
>>2928963520 burger$ for memberships
>>29289605The problem is less about girls having boyfriends, but we, the viewers, paying for a dude to fuck her instead of he himself paying her bills.
>>29289629Also said she got Gura's membership, and said she'd defend Gura's ring finger on one of her drawing stream. She's a good mama
>>29289439Insider here, they want singers not gamers. They're trying to make a boy band that also plays games, not give avatars to a bunch of typical twitch streamer types. Especially after the recent success of Gura - if you cant sing, you better be high spec as hell in multiple other talents if you want to make it into hololive anymore.
>>292896352 months of polka membership2 months of gura membershipno monopoly money
>>29289635>10€One Supa and one month of membership so far.
>>29289659italian?????
>>29289659>Would that be enough for me to piece together what my oshi says?No N5 is first grade level You need N3 at least which could take 2-4 years
>>29289149>Honestly kinda sucks that they go after the Holos that are the most depressedThat's kind of the point. The reason they, along with Kanata get so much more hate, is because they're the once that are most affected by it.That's why I don't think it was a good idea for Kiara to acknowledge it, becaue that'll just make it worse
>>29287623Hi Mori, post your fucking membership schedule
>>29289635Like 10 bucks or so
>>29289635I have been watching livestreams for almost 10 years and I have never given a cent unless you count noels roommate
>>29289638Yeah her, Mori has spoken to her on Twitter before, but I'll admit it's more speculation on my part.
>>29289635150 pesos for Mori, Kiara and Ina's memberships.
>>29289683I will get into Holostars EN Gen1 and constantly shoutout to /hlg/.
what level of japanese do I need to mostly understand Okayu and Watame?
>>29289635They need moar goods:https://en.hololive.tv/goods
>>29289599>Calli, not Morispotted the tourist
>you can send letters to the talents but not presentsI'm gonna print all my favourite Kiara anti posts and send them to her in a nice envelope for her to read
>your oshii>the song you're currently listeningI'll start>Ame >Faith is not Enough - steakfry
>>29289525https://streamable.com/3v4f7dhttps://streamable.com/y2tk4ahttps://streamable.com/0ln7pe
>>29289599ogey
>>29289330I like this foul-mouthed fowl! I like her raging moments more than any other HoloEN, though the honour of best might go to Rushia, based off what little I've seen of her.>>29289555I'm going to probe this alien.
>>29289303an old twitch stream wink wink
>>29289716CUTE
Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/9tbvn0
>>29289200it's the worst feeling in the world when I know the word/term you're thinking of and can absolutely not remember the exact wording at the same timebut I remember it was used in reference to WHFRP combat a lot
>>29289645Does it allow you to have stream window up while you are on another site?
>>29289681>almost like chat is a sixth HoloEN memberBut we are.>Ina draws us all the time>Amelia AND Mori have gone out on dates with us>we pay to work at the KFP and the boss treats us like their closest friendWe were the real HoloEN all along.
>>29289708She only started recently, but I think it fits the timeline if she got rejected in favor of Mori and had to look elsewhere.
>>29289735N2
>>29289662She has a real job outside of vtubing, anon.
>>29289641I mean, sure, but how do you turn shit like pic related into something that's watchable by more than a small niche or isn't a wikipedia reading normie like fucking drachenifel
>>2928963520$ in memeberships now.Would 100% buy decent merch though, I only like having physical kickback from my support.
Hold up, has Mori collabed with Ame yet?
>>29289743AmeNot listening to song, unless TF2 campaign ost counts that's what I'm playing currently
>>2928963510 bucks, 2 memberships and 1 shitpost SC. Yes, USD, we went through this last week.
>>29287513>>29287592I triedAmelia might not be perfect.She gets angry, she swears, she blames everyone but herself, she's not very smart, she is unable to wake up on time or be punctual, she misses Collabs because of her shitty sleep schedule, she can't sing very well, she can't cook and has shit taste in food, she is messy, she only showers once a week, she doesn't care too much about body hygiene, she bites her nails, she only has 4 forks and only uses plastic plates, she makes autistic noises, she has tinnitus, she constantly hiccups, she has a scarred tongue, she is perverted, she reads gay tf2 fanfics, she played sims with porn mods and did erotic role play in Runescape, she can't do long division. she has a stapled hole in her head, she had her fingertip cut off when she was younger, she lost 3 baby teeth after her brother kicked a ball into her face, she bit the nurse when she had to go to the hospital due to rabies and she was also left to melt in a car at over 120F. Oh and she was orphaned and most likely homeless at some point in her life.But even so... she is the perfect girlfriend for me and I wouldn't have it in any other way.
>>29289757I do not want to leave this mortal coil yet
>>29289635Just membership for my oshi. If things are going my way again I will end up with a well paying job with exceptional benefits next year.
>>29289735Okayu N2, Watame N3 ish
>>29289740Tranny hands typed this post
>>29289614>>29289708>DD and Mori follows YFU>DD and Mori follows Milky Queen>DD follows her podcast friends>Mori does not follow her podcast friends
>>29289759iunno. Haven't tried it yet
>>29289743Miko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRB1G0cKpIk&t=170s
>>29289778not 1-on-1
>>29289194The whole point of using Minecraft to do a talk stream is so you don't have to grasp for things to talk about to fill dead air because you can alwayfy fall back on the game.
>>29289775Play nothing but world of warships
>>29289671NA hours have always been Kiara anti hours. She still gets antis outside of NA hours but to a lesser degree. If Mori didn't exist then the majority of anti posts would be about her.
>>29289685>No holo en gen 2>instead cover encourages the ens to collab with people outside the company to save moneyBased. Thanks Mori.
>>29289735This but for Polka
>>29289635Around 500 ars? Mostly memberships. but a couple of supas as well
>>29287565The nonschizo thing she addressed was that she realizes that being busy isn't an excuse for her not streaming more.
>>29289635Membership and I dropped 20 on a SC that she never read.
>>29289755I almost posted this in "other places" because I hadn't heard of it before - whew
I want to breed Watchama.I want to breed Haachama.Simple as.
>>29289789joke's on you I'm boymode
>>29289800>boat gamei'd rather diesnail game too
>>29289778Only group collabs, Ame did mention she is planning to do TF2 MvM with Mori
>>29289716Made her emotes too after the whole tracing thing. Makes me wonder what she's going to do for Gura's birthday
>>29289555The upgrade is better
>>29289635and some spacha here and there sometimes under VPN cause PLN conversion is the worst of all
>>29289645What the deal with Brave anyway? Everyone shills yet I don't see what really makes it better.
>>29289778Kiara and Gura haven't, either.
>>29289740>>>/cgl/
>>29289635$0
>>29289773please explain what her comissions have to do with that statement, retard
>>29289635Just 20 bucks for 2 months of membership for Gura and Amelia. Im not going to do a superchat just for it to get ignored/brushed off
>>29289778Mann vs Machine is happening sometime.
Guys I just listened to Fubuki's song and I don't really like it.
>>29289743>Ame>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYgKCbFbWY
>>29289140This but for the whole vtuber fad. It will all come crashing down and be propped up by a small niche of otaku that do nothing but demand the same tired shit content for years.
>>29289671It's really crazy.Kiara's not even streaming today. This low-self-esteem chicken is living in their heads rent free.
>>29289671i actually think it's more likely it's just one or two antis who start samefagging the minute they wake up, just ogey and ignore
Reminder that antis are not fans of any girl or of hololive at all no matter what they say or who they falseflag as
>>29289766This YFU gal is under the payroll with Melody's animator. The same animator Melody had a copyright war with.I don't know what that means but I'm not seeing YFU to be the friend.
>>29289688Yes
>>29289439>>29289732I'll get into Holostars EN as a shota oni and do nothing but get super drunk and play games badly. I'll be male Suika.
>>29289671"antis" are just chumflakes aka Trinityfaggots.
>>29289555I want to squirt the blue paint bottle in her cunt and fuck her until my dick is blue
>>29289840SC is for attention whores, membership is the gigachad choice.
>>29289775Pick up art and start making ginjikas for themAlternatively pick up story writing and start narrating stories about themImagination is only limit m8
>>29289850>>>/vyt/
>>29289398She made it VERY easy in the beginning. She has since dramatically improved (Amelia x Kiara MC collab is a great example) and just needs to work her way out of the hole she dug initially. Can dislike of course for taste reasons.
>>29289635$10 in monthly membership.I might get one more membership and drop a few supas since I'm probably not going to use the money for anything else in the foreseeable future.
>>29287204This. I haven't been stricken by a girl in a long time. Watame and Coco have come close, but Mori has started making my heart flutter in the last two or three days. If she could sing as good as Gura then I wouldn't stand a chance. I love how fiery and feisty she is while still being surprisingly cute and feminine when she wants to be to point where I'm always being thrown off. waaaahShe's like those strong female adventurer type heroines in H-rpgs. And considering the fact that she loves RPG Maker, I wonder if she's played any of those games.
>>29289852We already knew this
>>29289671Different anti's wake up at different times. You can even tell them apart by how they post.
>>29289820Why would you want to do something like that?
>>29289843Watch Gura full combo it in the members Muse Dash stream.
>>29289241>Without even a proofKeep coping faggot.
>>29289635just a membership to be an investigatoraround 10 canuck bucks so far
>>29289647As far as we know that's about all the interactions they had. I doubt that it will stay this way if Suisei is the one who wants to collab but until it actually happens the ship doesn't have much ground.
>>292896350 because im dirt poor, but i would member kiara if i had the chance
>>29289131God I hate Kiara. What a creep.
>>29289559she kept re-opening the radio for suggestions, there was music all the way through
>>29289864Antis don't even want to acknowledge the improvement. See tourists like >>29289599
>>29289635~$2.5 just to test SC
>>29289718>2-4 yearsF-fuck, vtubing might be dead by then.>>29289721I mostly deal with scientific part of the language, I can watch TV program fine but suck at holding a convo, still.
>>29289635Probably $400-500 now.
>>29289839>There are a lot of things that happened. ...stuff happened...things you can't control yourselfShe needs to work in accordance to the companies that commission her, it's simple enough to understand if your brain hasn't been gnawed away by rrats.
>>292896350, but it's getting harder and harder to resist.
>>29289820based
>>29289816>>29289840almost 50$ of my 3$ equivalent SC got read/caused a reaction; it's funny because they don't even get a huge number tied to them
when is she posting her schedule?
>>29289800>Russian high-fantasy game featuring Russian railguns and carriers more powerful and tankier than any other class in the gameI gave up on that game for good. Kinda sucks how I wasted 150+ bucks into it.
>>29289855>I'll be male Suika.Based.I'm almost in my 30s and I sound like an high school teenager, a shota or little creature thingy would be my only options as a vtuber too.
>>29289140>when the pandemic ends and Westerners can leave their houses again.They already can. Election season is over so politicians don't have to pretend to care about whether or not people catch the chink flu. The prolonged lockdown was always damaging the economy to lower the orange man's chances at reelection.
>>29289856I just prefer Ina, Ame and Gura over Kiara and Mori, that doesn't mean I hate those 2.
>>29289075Why don't the CN's have last names?
SAVE THE CLOWN!
>>29289717I think you're missing the point, the singing doesn't matter they just need to artificially inject lots of memes onto reddit and give the boys cunny-esque avatars to recreate the Gura formula. This is why they'll hire another batch of already high performing streamers and gamers, Holosharts perform poorly because they're targeted at women who don't watch.Young men (the target for holostarsEN) don't give a shit about dudes singing, they won't make the mistake of trying to appeal to western kpop fan type girls and will shoot for the existing audience of loser twitch variety streamers
>>29289635Like 20 bucks. Would be way more if they actually made good merch.
>>29289862I've been thinking about it for a minutethe best bet would be to just put a request on Fiverr for a bilingual japanese girl with a texas accent>konichiwa and howdy y'all, today we're gonna be talking about why the 5"/38 is an overrated piece of shitseems like it'd be an easy sell
>>29287466>>Lost the chinks because they still hate herlmao they ain't gonna go hating on a wolf warrior, you idiot
>>29289903Thirty minutes
>>29289635I'm a chicken member.I've never spent any money on anyone on the internet in the past ten years, but chicken broke that streak.
>>29289852Worse, they're nijiniggers trying to tear down hololive with infighting
>>29289735I wonder if japs ask the same shit about ENs?Which EN requires the highest level of English proficiency?
I fucking love this dork like you wouldn't believe.
>>29289915I'm trying
>>29289903Once Ame wakes up and responds to her message.>DO U WANT COLLAB W ME Y/N?? PLZ RESPND
>>29289914Only nobles have last names
SHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>29289856Samefagging this multiple times every day doesn't make it less based, doxxbrapper.
>>29289629it's so cute how much she supports her.
>>29289718>N3 could take 2-4 yearsI don't have smug enough dekinai-chan for that. If you aren't Mori-sama tier scatterbrain it shouldn't take more than a year and even that is pushing it if you do your reps consistently.
>>29289876Because they have fat, sweaty tits.
>>2928990150%
>>29289629Sis...
>>29289635I refuse to spend money on anything except merch
>>29289914All bug people have the same last name
>>29289906God I wish America would just be erased with all people in it.Sure, american elections is why basically all of europe is going back into lockdown
>>29289941Why is gura such a DORK?
>>29289926same, fucking hell. I don't how she managed to do it
>>29289934Same. Those kisses during the stream were too much.
>>29289927God I fucking hate Nijisanji
>>29289879Also if she had a bf she would at least be eating better (not recycling food) and going out frequently. At least have arguments with a base.
>>29289615Has she ever mentioned her parents, like recently and not in her childhood?
>>29287762I'm still so fucking sad everything got nuked, I only ever watched a bit after it got found because I though I would always have time to go back and watch it.
>>29289069He probably didnt thought much about until the podcast episode got a boost in viewers so now he might as well boost his channel with them too.
>>29289635£800, give or take.
>>29289635$20Membered Ame and Gura for 2 months now
>>29289801SEA hours used to have the most Kiara antis, though the past few days have it seemed to have changed. Maybe it's because Mori is now their target.
>>29289662Depends who she had planned collabs with. If it were one of the CNs or Coco, it's less her being banned than them being banned. If it was Marine, she's pretty busy at the moment so it could just be a scheduling thing. If it was someone innocuous, then yeah it's something to do with her.
>>29289934I know this feel
>>29289635$155 on Superchats for Ina2 month Tier 2 sub for Ina1 month Tier 2 sub for Gura1 month Tier 2 sub for Gura1 month sub for Ame1 month sub for Nene
>get into HolostarsEN>be a skeleton knight>literally immune to chinks because they turn into pillars of salt if they look at human bones>get no viewers because I only play dead/niche games like For Honor or Paradox grand strategy gamesHow good is the Cover base salary anyway? The existing Homostars must see it as something worth sticking with.
>>29289915Its more serious than people think. She crying nonstop in the last members stream left a really bad taste in my mouth. Fuck 5ch.
>>29289743gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Lrrx6TMMY
>>29287267>no videos timestampsYou are gay
>>29289635$0I'll watch the streams but actual simping is for reddit
>>29289941I wish she did this bit more times, it was so funny on that stream
If reddit hates us so much why do they even go here?
>>29289635One membership, not interested in SCing, more interested in merch or those stupid voice packs they'll do in the future
>>29289599oh, new loop
>>29289846nice tunes
>>29289991I'm pretty sure it's like $250
>>29287273Who cares. People will still watch
>>29289969hikkis don't go out you nonce
>>29289987>subMember.My brain on twitch mode for some reason.
>>29289983I doubt the /cgl/ landwhales would shift their target to Mori like everyone elseThey really stick out like sore thumbs
>>29289991It's not much, anonchama. Homostars don't live well.
>>29289991the reason why they don't hire autists for holostars is explicitly to stop paradox games from being the majority of their streams
>>29289948going from zero to fluent in N3 isn't possible in 1 year
>>29289968Absolute newfaggotry.Gundou, Lulu, Gibara, Honma, Hoshikawa, and Rindou are honorary holos
>>29290007She did it in her last minecraft stream and I couldn't stop laughing
>>29289992is there a way to watch it without being a member?
>>29290039Go back
>>29290034Could I be a holostar if I play shmups?
>>29290039how new?
>>29290044No? Support the clown, she needs help.
>>29289934this is all you have left DeadbeatsGFEhave fun
>>29290039the only niji we like is roa actually
>>29289872Too bad she wouldn't be able to play any of them on stream. Which of those games would suit her?
>>29287475>she blames everyone but herself,If you actually loved her you would remember when she said, she actually gets angry not at other but herself for her poor performance, her coping mechanic is to shift blame but in reality she does blame herself
>>29289991You have to be talented to get into Homostars, anonBeing an outsider who plays "obscure" games like Civ 6 doesn't cut it>the skeletons bit got a laugh out of me
>>29290034>they don't hire autists for holostarsSomeone get the Shien copypasta
>>29290047Only if you can 1cc Ketsui Ura loop, otherwise you're not worth watching
>>29290022That doesn't even answers the question >>29289879
>>29289828Him and Huke will probably go all out considering they really seem to like their daughters, I'm not that familiar with other parents, wish I was though.I did like this pic Ame's mama did at least.
>>29290039Saku...
>>29289497>Polka starts sobbing hysterically while streaming>fucking fake cunt. She's just baiting superchats>Polka starts cutting herself during an asmr stream>fucking fake cunt. She's just baiting superchats>Polka drags a chair over to one of the rafters in the attic which she lives in. Viewers hear her as she kicks away the chair and starts gasping for oxygen before silence fills the air>Fucking fake cunt. She's just baiting for superchats
>>29289586Mama/Papa love power ranking:Huke > Amashiro > Nabi >>> Yukisame >>> Kuroboshi
>>29289897<span class="sjis">chamas...[/spoiler]
>>29290055Most of them are in love with the roommate instead of Mori herself which is pretty fucked up.
How much freedom do you think they actually give the talent with their streams? It feels like if one did join hololive as a male, you'd have to do a lot to make your stream unique-feeling in order to break away from the curse of holostar obscurity.
tfw I bought Niji merch because of Ina's art and watched the Niji out of obligation and enjoyed her streams ya yo
My prediction for the next year>gura will plateau at 2mil subs>mori will surpass her
>>29290000saving this one in my playlistnice quads
Why respond to yourself anon? What is the end goal?
>>29289897toink..
>>29290094kill yourself
>>29289635$19.98 so far
>>29289488Mori shitting on narrativefags and doxxfags made that podcast worth it
Haachama is a skin walker. Why do you think she does't go by Akai Haato anymore? She moved to Australia and was replaced soon after giving birth to Haachama.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I love Gura!
>>29290094Good prediction, after all Mori's collab with Yoshihide Suga is in 2 weeks
I LOVE YOU GURA!I COME TO YOUR FRUIT STALL EVERY WEEK!
>>29290054I really wish I could anon, unfortunately, I've been unemployed for a few months now because of corona
>>29289975same anon, wish I had found her before everything hit the fan.
>>29290037N3 is by definition not fluent.
>>29289411Same reason why we hate on mori for giving too much attention to superchats but praise Ina for ignoring them.
i love you, gura!
Mori hates her fans
I love Ina.
>>29290044oniichan has a clip >>29288108
Gura is okay I guess
I LOVE YOU GURA!
i love gura!
I love you Gura!
i love fags
>>29290145I hate Mori's fans too.