/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not gonna lie, the ASMR stream's got me feeling a certain way that I wasn't before. I've finally reached a true understanding of the original goslingposters.

Gura loves Minecraft!

Mori love!

Your takos, HAND THEM OVER!!!!

Gura cute!

>>29287197
OOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH LICKY LICKY GURA'S SOFT FLUTTERING GILLS

All holos are beautiful in their own right
Anti's get deported to the ocean

Ame's big, juicy melons

HoloDE when?

Hey Teamates, I've found a version of Space Dandy that doesn't cut off the OP, but it doesn't have the funimation logo. I tested it with the 4 episodes that we watched and the funimation logo seems to be like 8 seconds long, except for the fourth episode but that was because Ame started the timer 1 second late.

So, for the next watchalong you should start it when Ame's timer says 8 seconds.

Let's remember the anon who went to bed so that we could all get blessed by Gura tonight
His sacrifice shall not be in vain

Kiara is going to incline so hard when the talkshow gets rolling. Mark my words.

GURA IS FUCKING PREGNANT

>>29284484
https://files.catbox.moe/jf8i0z.png
I'm leaning on Ame and Ina next.

I FUCKING LOVE MORI!

What about a maid Holo?

There are no streams for another 4 hours.

Do your 日本語レップス
https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/

>>29287197
I love my cute sharkwife!

I really wish Mori does more of those ASMR streams. It was peak comfy.

When are they remaking Fukkireta but with the EN girls

Gura ate a whole melon all by herself! Are you proud of her?

Beware, a dangerous monster will eat all your melons, but only if you click on this Spoiler...

>>29287209
f-fweeeee

>>29286711
>>29287002
>Gura is small due to hypothroidism
>She has ADHD due to it as well
>Adderall is causing her dry mouth and stomach churns
>She eats 1000 kcal per day because of her size and appetite suppression
>Her lockjaw story was because of the meds
>Her sleep schedule is non-existent because she's on stimulants 24/7

>>29287226
Who's her first guest?

>>29287210
DYRBI

More KFP MTG cards.

>>29287212

>>29287204
Then you should understand that only suffering awaits you

>>29287210
I don't believe she does.

Proof that Mori was posting on /hlgg/

https://streamable.com/y1nqnj

>>29287251
Marine

>>29287212

Is Kiara actually retarded?
I was looking at Gura's schedule and she is literally streaming shit like Fire Emblem in Gura and Ame's prime time.

What about a ProZD collab?

You call THAT a narrative?

>>29287251
The Captain

>>29287218
Thank you, Nakirinochet.

>>29287168
I don't think it would be worth it tying chat messages in to IRC, it would just clogged down constantly and to be honest most of them aren't worth reading. But if anons here wanted an IRC server to sit in during streams I think that might be nice.

Can we stop talking if Mori is here? I know she is but it's giving schizos something to sperg over.

>>29287224
Schrodinger’s schedule

>>29287244
Not impressed unless it was a whole watermelon.

Fixed

Mori is the queen of BFE

>>29287229
Yup it was all me!

>>29287249
Wow she really is just like me

>>29287245

>>29287226
lol

>>29287226
I hope she does if only so she improves her outlook. I want all them all to succeed and enjoy their time at HoloLive.

>>29287226
Honestly, I don't know about that. Her previous collabs haven't brought her that much incline, if any

>>29287251
Marine

>>29287251
Senchou

>>29287238
thats what aqua is supposed to be

>Friend openly voices how much the idol industry sucks and talks about how she rather stay in the undergroud rap game
>You tell her that this is your dream job and you confide in her about how you really want to join Hololive and convince her to not shit on Hololive
>Friend says ogey good luck with that and encourages you to do your best and that she will support you all the way
>A month passes and the results are in, friend tells you ummm about that thing you were auditioning for. I thought it would be funny if I were to just apply for it just for the heck of it. It's not like I wanted to join it or anything, they probably have really low standards or something cause I didn't even prepare for it. You must've gotten in too right?
>The feeling of rage and betrayal wells up inside you as you smile and say no I didn't get in, I'm glad you got in. Friend says oh boi, you aren't mad at all right? We still cool right?
>See her accelerate in growth in what could have been you even though she doesn't care about Hololive or what it means to be part of it.

I'm starting to think Gura is actually pregnant

how can I get haachama to talk dirty to me

>>29287229
BASED

>>29284302
very sneaky anon, I know that campfire sound
I only have the small clip from back then, where did you get that one?

MEDS
NOW!

>>29287273
I was looking at her schedule*

>>29287281
anon your reading reps

>>29287218
>no details on her horns
I'm mad

>>29287273
Kiara hates unity

>>29287242
She most certainly will, it was a resounding success.

>>29287311
I'm taking my VitD pills and eggs, does that count?

>"Suspended indefinitely"
Is there any good guess as to what happened at all? I've seen the racism narrative a lot, and I really think it wouldn't be that far fetched knowing how Japs are.

>>29287197
RAMUNE GURA SPECIAL EDITION WHEN UUUUUOGGGGGGGGGGGG SUNDRESS SUNDRESS SUNDRESS.

chigger

>>29287226
In terms of subs maybe, but her average viewers will likely remain the same.

>>29287244
Yes, especially if she grew it herself

>>29287229
PREGGOPOSTER WAS RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29287303
meds onegai

>>29287267
I clipped something relevent to this investigation, hope you guys can make more connections with it.
https://files.catbox.moe/t80ciw.webm

>>29287212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
more minecraft kino

>>29287330
Your guess is as good as mine

Am I the only one having problems posting? It keeps giving me errors whenever I use 4chanX or the native extension. Can only post when I disable all of it

>>29287238
oga...

>>29287273
She's trying get the NA audience after two months of not streaming in their timezones

>>29286590
https://youtu.be/L23_ytc4_eo?t=40
I found it (Ame mentioning ballroom dancing got overshadowed by her other answer)

Pregnant Gura...

>>29287302
Just don't get rejected you talentless loser lmao

>>29287214
Cowboy/girl holo when?

>>29287273
good for her. i'm glad she has the confidence to stream for her fans without worrying about people who would choose gura and ame over her.

>>29287226
I'm all in on the "EN stomps JP in every metric" train so I hope she does

I wonder if Artia will actually do "it"

>>29287352
works on my machine

>>29287302
Have you noticed she never talks about friend anymore? :^)

>>29287229
Kill yourself

For how many months are you still going to pretend to dislike Mori?

>>29287226
Is that going to be prerecorded? I really don't want to have to choose between that and Mori's concert if they overlap

>>29287273
wheres the schedule? i cant find shit

>>29287278
like, just use rizon man

>no fighter pilot holos
sad

>>29287345
holy fuck its real

>>29287267
Anon, posts by some randos aren't truth.

fixed soundpost

>>29287369
Kill herself? I doubt it.

>>29287303
ふざけんじゃね

>>29287330
Collab was with Artia

Who's looking forward to Holostars EN?

>>29287273
I'm glad she does what she wants instead of only what she thinks is popular

>>29287379
I've never hated her

>>29286347
he's gonna do it again! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE MEEEEE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29287302
I'm not versed in vtuber lore, what is this referring to?

>>29287314
No, your reading reps. A melon can be the size of a fist to a head to your mom. She didn't specify which means she ate a tiny ass melon.

>>29287273
She wants to stream during NA timezones more because some of her fans complained about her mostly JP schedule.
She's listening to feedback.

Did anyone clip Kiara's "Doremi Big Smoke Order"? Can't find it on youtube.

>>29287352
Please never post that cursed image again.

>>29287229
goddamn it, this narrative is gonna be around for awhile, huh?

>>29287350
>simple geometry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqSwPQkxTc

>>29287273
I think it's her sleep schedule. It's a bit all over the place at the minute. She adjusts her schedule around that I think.

>>29287386
Hey, at least you have Fubuki, the Yukikaze!

>>29287273
shes deciding to stream during times english speaking viewers can actually watch her instead at 2 in the burger for here in burgerland

>>29287330
Ina please.. We can still do the collab before I graduate....

>HAHAHAHA LOL XD LE MEDS HAHA LE MEDDDDOOSSSS LE FUNNEH MEEEMEEE XDD LE TAKE YOURE MEDS SCHIZO LOLOOOL ROFL SONFUNNEH XFDDFJDHDHSYURJDJDUUD

>>29287267
>/jp/ isn't magical like /k/
as expected

>>29287267
meds

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816?s=20

>tfw klaius provided constructive criticism and she listened
schizos doubted him...

>>29287302
Shoulda passed the audition then, nerd.

>>29287352
mine is working just fine

>>29287433
meds

>>29287229
More for the list
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect

>>29287302
I mean, Mori probably never thought in a million years she would get accepted to be fair.

>>29287379
It's probably just a handful of vocal antis.

>>29287273
That's an optimal hour to cry about low numbers for red superchats

>>29287421
all the pregchads are getting their dicks wet over it, it'll stop as soon as they coom

>>29287433

>>29287421
for 9 months at least

>>29287242
If she does another one, I hope she occasionally breaks off the cutesy act to be more true to her dork tomboy nature.

>>29287393
>Waste her chance to study focusing on streaming
>Lost her growing twitch career and the contacts she built
>Lost the chinks because they still hate her
>Will have to go back to China and be cut off from the western shit she likes, even her precious Twitch
If that was me, I'd do it live.

http://poal.me/d86ycp
http://poal.me/d86ycp
http://poal.me/d86ycp

Very important poll that's not tribalism trash

>>29287267
Ogey, Schizoposter.

>>29287364
>>29287214
The Femanon here would easily fit it, wouldn't even have to play it up, just get by on accent alone and just be herself and entertaining.

>>29287433
go back to /v/, I can smell the wojack on you

Amelia might not be perfect.

She gets angry, she swears, she blames everyone but herself, she's not very smart, she is unable to wake up on time or be punctual, she can't sing very well, she can't cook and has shit taste in food, she is messy, she doesn't care too much about body hygiene, she bites her nails, she only has 4 forks and only uses plastic plates, she is perverted, she makes autistic noises, she has tinnitus, she constantly hiccups, she has a scarred tongue, she had a stapled hole in her head and she had her fingertip cut off when she was younger. Oh she was also left to melt in a car at over 120F.

But even so... she is the perfect girlfriend for me and I wouldn't have it in any other way.

Gura's gills...

>>29287238

https://files.catbox.moe/6lxrth.mp4
is this the toxic gamer? poggers dude. collab with Connor the VA when?

>>29287443
funny thing is that gura does one thing that kills this whole thing

>>29287433
Yes. Take them

>>29287226
Kiara will really start to incline if SHE STARTS USING HER ACTUAL IDOL VOICE
YES IM STILL MAD SINCE I WANT HER STOP HOLDING BACK
GOD FUCK JUST UNLEASH YOUR IDOL POWER ALREADY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was a Mori anti, especially in the last few days when things got ugly but honestly I don't hate Mori, I like her and wish her the best. What I hate is her fanbase here. You niggers are by far the most annoying pieces of shit I've seen, and unironically defend redditors and anitubers. I feel like the thread quality went to shit since the podcast and that's what motivated me to talk shit about her when she doesn't even deserve the hate.
t. deadbeat

>>29287451
What's with incels and their irrational hatred towards successful women?

>>29287273
Its fun you sperg

>>29287238
Baqua...

>>29287412
Then you should has written "A normal sized melon". Just saying "A whole melon" has nothing to do with the size of the melon.

>>29287443

>>29287470
? post audio

>>29287238

>More like BUILDcraft
Gura NO you're not ready for modded minecraft autism

>>29287475
You can't call her your perfect girlfriend if you haven't even updated the pasta with recent injury stories.

What happen during her graduation stream? Said anything worth nothing?

>>29287464

>>29287433
Someone put him back in his cell

>>29287470
Narrative: vacaroo femanon owns a gun

>>29287330
No one has any clue, not even decent narratives (other than the one about Ina's roommate working with nijis and the Chinese, but that's pretty damn far-fetched). It must be some esoteric company policy that we have no hope of understanding.

>>29287379
till she can go a month without shitting up a thread
>never

>>29287481

>>29287295
Subaru and Nene's collab brought a lot of views and subs, but after those collabs her metrics went back to the usual

>>29287229
Gura's baby dying from complications do to covid!

>>29287467
what do the different N's mean?

>>29287433
This but unironically.

>>29287519
That's actually true though

>>29287330
I think the most realistic narrative, assuming Gura and Ame still get JP collabs, is that there is some contract fuckery with her other employers that slipped past them.

>>29287433
Class S meds abstinence outbreak, only solution is execution by firing squad

>>29287197
good op

>>29287433
Unironically take your meds and go back

>>29287527
I hope you die first.

>>29287330
Wait, who is suspended indefinitely?

>>29287451
>attach a coupon to a post
>screencap it and pretend this means meido made the post
Can deadbraps get any more pathetic?

>>29287437
Her tweets are so fucking adorable, really on par with some holoJP tweets. I love her so fucking much!

>>29287379
I don't dislike her, but I've watched her the least out of personal preference. I hope she gets more comfortable with HoloLive and finds a good balance that works for her in the long run. It also occurs to me most the images I have of her are lewd but I'm okay with this.

>>29287531
Nskelebros

>>29287430
>during times english speaking viewers can actually watch her instead at 2 in the burger for here in burgerland
Her streams are now at 2 in the morning for EU.

>>29287433

>>29287522
But anon... nobody is shitting those threads but yourself.

>>29287492
This is 4chan, a safe space for that type.

>>29287531
N-word pass level.

>>29287519
Anon probably half the burgers in this thread own a gun.

Did Mori addressed something that "made her antis angry" in her ASMR stream earlier? I unironially fell asleep because of it. Just woke up actually

>>29287487
Studio voice is always better than real-time karaoke. But she'll definitely sound better without the chicken voice.

>>29287443
Keep up on this anon. You're on to something.

>>29287451
Two threads ago, if the survey is any indicator, mori antis are from /a/ and /jp/.

>>29287487
Until she figures out a way to add post production during a live stream it'll never happen.

>>29287487
>he really thinks those produced idol songs are her real voice
KFPcucks are delusional

>>29287522
But that's what you're doing

>>29287437
she doesn't care about you Klaius. Stop it

>>29287273
nobody owns a time slot chumflake

hmm sounds familiar....

https://files.catbox.moe/xz4tqy.mp4

>>29287557
I think Kiara needs those meds for herself

>>29287407
God damn, I miss her old ending theme. It was vastly superior to the current random wubwub, especially how she timed it every time and screwed up sometimes.

>>29287467
I really hope these results are just shitposting, if not you fuckers should listen to >>29287241
and at least get to N5 in 2-3 months

>>29287547
All of the collabs Ina had planned with non HoloENs

>>29287475
I like how people saved the stuff I wrote. Agree with the other guy, it needs a revision now.
Amelia love!

>>29287550
I knew Mori antis were newfags, but damn.

>>29287519
>>29287561
imagine not owning guns

>>29287565
She confirmed that there's a "get fucked by Charlie in an off-collab" stream in planning

>Eating avocados reduces your risk of pregnancy complications.

JESUS CHRIST

>>29287547
rrat

>>29287433
Hello /jp/!
https://streamable.com/nkcnvw

>>29287582
It has nothing to do with timeslots.
She's always complaining about lower viewership and then does something like this.

>>29287481
>>29287523
>>29284081
>>29284265
>>29284425
>>29284542
Alright drawfags, time for anatomy reps.
Remember that water flows out from the gill slits, across the respiratory surface of each gill. This means the water has to enter from somewhere else--an open mouth or a spiracle.
Can't argue with >>29284542 though. Fantasy means rule of cool wins.
This dissection is from the lower jaw to the pectoral girdle. Sharks have their heart and gills in their throats. Wherever you place the gills along the Atlantean body wall, you must account for the flow of water into them. I would recommend including a spiracle between the clavicle and shoulder blade if you must keep the gills in the thorax.

>>29287531
NIG Levels. The lower the number, the more gangsta you at.

>>29287579
YES SHE DOES

>>29287530
Why can't life be like my childhood picture books.

>>29287487
Her voice when she collabed with nene was really nice

>>29287146
>she more than doubled her subs/day
For a couple of days. Their fanbase it not an endless pool. It's still leveling off, but I seriously doubt that her gain will be over 20k compared to what her natural growth would have been. Considering that she just crossed 650k it's fucking nothing and isn't worth the potential yabs. Remember that they had a manager to sit in the studio and control the process during the recording and then an entire month to edit the podcast. They can't do that with random twtich faggot streaming collabs. It's just a huge risk with miniscule gain unless we are talking someone with tens on millions of subs.

>Mori coming here only resulted in hating us because we won't stop shitposting about her and we keep bullying her friend
It makes me so sad. Why does 4chan always have to keep eating their own? Why can't you love your fellow posters and be proud of the things you like and leave others to like what they like? I just want to talk about things I like and be helpful to others in whatever way I can. I hate seeing Anons saying they're losers, I don't think you're losers. At the end of the day we're never going to meet each other, isn't that bad enough already?

>>29287586
Why would our glorious leader need medicine?

>>29287267
I'm literally the person who did the first post being showcased lmao.

>>29287589
This is the EOP thread brotha, it can't be helped.

>>29287433
True, true.

>>29287467
I know it's dead hours but this is sad to look at.

>>29287591
Huh.

I wonder why that is.

>>29287475
The perfect girlfriend for me is HAACHAMA-CHAMAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>29287565
Yeah, she announced 2 upcoming collab with OTV and Charlie

stop thinking that holos browse 4chan
it is factionally false and you are a schizo if you think they are here

AN ACTUALLY IMPORTANT POLL ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HOLOLIVE PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME
http://poal.me/cp1b7q
http://poal.me/cp1b7q
http://poal.me/cp1b7q
http://poal.me/cp1b7q

Mori is the Coco of EN and that's a good thing

>>29287260
I'm always suffering but at least this is a temporary reprieve.

>>29287620
>Why does 4chan always have to keep eating their own?
Maybe unironically try Reddit?

>>29287330
Ina is a traitor!

>>29287594
The podcast brought them here, please be patient with them

>>29287527
Kill yourself

>>29287589
How do i motivate myself to continue after learning kana?

Peko olympics

>>29287330
>"Rescheduled indefinitely"
Anon, your hearing reps.

>>29287561
Then why haven't we done any corporate raiding on Cover's office?

>>29287642
Where the fuck is voice you absolute ape

>>29287642
You're a fucking retard and I want you out

>>29287602
anon i'm not pregnant and i have some avocado like every other meal

they're just delicious

>>29287642
Where is the personality option?

>>29287520
My first thoughts were stuff like she reached to collab with marine or some other artist holo, but that got cancelled because of maybe practicing for HoloFes2. But then Kiara had a collab with her now?

>>29287609
>>29287609
What do those yellow and red balls do for the shark?

>>29287609
Uh..

Reminder that if you think your oshi browses here that means you think she's a huge bitch who enjoys reading people shit on her friends.

>>29287609
I'm not sure if this is /tg/, /sci/ or /an/ talking. But I like how this thread is a melting pot.

>>29287214
i bought fallout new vegas thanks to gura

>>29287530

>SHE ATE A MELON BROS SHE TWEETED ABOUT IT

>>29287550
Do your archive reps, a fuckton of anti posts got nuked right after

>>29287645
R*dditors will eat you alive if you display the wrong opinion

>>29287620
The joke is that the truth is obfuscated, anyone looking in there that is unable to see it is swept away by stream of pure knowledge that's not meant to be taken and misses all the truth hidden amongst it
tl;dr among strange aeons only death may know the truth

>>29287609
what im taking from this is fuckable collarbones

>>29287643
I fucking love those bitches.

>>29287677
Kill yourself

>>29287677
go back

>>29287642
>people voting ass when you can't even see their ass 99% of the time

>>29287662
>i'm not pregnant
That's what you think

>>29287600
Is my boy gonna lose her fucking virginity finally?

I just wanted to post chicken. That is all.

>>29287676
What changed?

>>29287330
It’s some offline shit between her and others jp holos that probably that Cover got a wind of, like not going the proper channels or something.

>>29287662
>i have some avocado like every other meal
have you tried not being a cuckifornian?

Let's settle this once and for all.

https://www.strawpoll.me/28733156

>>29287704
Is that a fucking metroid?

>>29287214
Big Iron catbox onegai
Chumbuds, niggerman, schizos I don't care

>>29287649
by playing 2d hentai games

>>29287602
Literally what food isn't related to pregnancy in some way?

>>29287684
That's because that dumpster gamifies and rewards hivemind behaviour.

>>29287330
She's a gook, japs hate gooks more than japs hate chinks

>>29287620
Anon, you're far too innocent for this.

I FUCKING WATCHED BOTH OF THESE ALREADY YOUTUBE FUCK OFF

>>29287602
I do my research

>>29287330
As much as I'd like it to be because japs hate the gooks like a typical netuyo, it's most likely because Ina's roommate keeps doing commission work for other companies (including Nijisanji) and that's why she's blacklisted

>>29287709
why would i want to live in poor, shitty flyover states

>>29287671
We already established days ago that this thread is a melting pot for the entirety of 4chan. You have representatives of every single board posting or lurking in here.

>>29287330
I don't think it is or it would have come out sooner. Anti-KRfags don't seem to notice her or there aren't enough of them for it to matter.
It's probably just that they have busy schedules and can't schedule collabs whenever they want.

>>29287715
best I can do is a youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjxGn2UCX8w

>>29287197
Gura... schedule onegai...

>>29287620
This is one of the worst posts I've ever read in these threads. I'll take a hundred schizo narratives over this garbage.

>>29287714
It's one of us

>>29287541
Well Ame has no JP collabs this upcoming week so..

>>29287710
Haachama is a whore. Haato is a pure maiden, that's why she's my oshi.

>>29287665
They are the heads of pins, inserted in the specimen for identification.
The yellow pin is in the first afferent branchial artery. The red pin is in the conus arteriosus.

hello

>>29287487
You're not ready for her limiters to come off.

>>29287620
Meanwhile, Reddit loves Shark and welcomes their own kind so much she's already past 1mil subs. See, 4tards? You dug your own grave.

I am look for information on the whereabouts of Gawr Gura.

>starts the day by helping prepare the baskets of vegetables and other produce on the family farm
>goes to church, then does community service
>later on goes to farmer's market in the small rural village to help sell all the stuff
>evening is spent at a local homeless shelter where she helps give out soup

>>29287704
Is this supposed to be Atelier influenced? Pretty cute.

>>29287736
I can work with that, thank you niggerman

>>29287475
>>29287592
https://files.catbox.moe/kswuup.mp3

>>29287609
Keep in mind Gura mentioned on stream that her gills are located around her ribcage. All theories about her anatomy have to work around that fact.

>>29287467
>>29287241
I regret giving pointless money for a bad dictionary but it's still nice to have a hard cover one. I never open it and just use Jisho instead.

Numberfags, how would you feel when Haachama is the second Holo EN member to get to 1 million subs?

>>29287364
>Cowboy/girl holo when?
soon hopefully

>>29287632
Most likely narratives are:
1. JPs found out she was Korean and their inner Samurai kicked in and they "delayed" the collabs forever
2. She does work with Chinese companies and she doesn't want to risk her current jobs by working directly with Japs (which doesn't really make much sense)
3. Cover being autistic
4. The collabs were with the CN girls

Those are the only possibilities I can imagine. It's hard to say why they're ALL suddenly suspended indefinitely """randomly""". It's highly unlikely it was just random as she presents it to be

>>29287725
Why? I haven't done my history reps that much, but hasn't Japan always been the aggressor against Korea?

Gura having a child out of wedlock!

NOT SEISO NOT SEISO

>>29287729
Based.

>>29287443
my god this is awesome, thank you for your service

>>29287306
Ask her nicely.

>>29287620
I legitimately do not like Mori. Why should I pretend otherwise?
I don't go out of my way to attack her unprompted or anything, but I don't care for her.

Does Luna have tendonitis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVu6rbkf9Qc

>>29287273
A little but not completely. She's trying to get more into NA/EU friendly times. Reason why she's been popping up lately in chat during prime times.

>>29287756
Would someone happen to have a 50 page essay about interacting with one Gawr Gura?

>>29287767
Good for her I guess, it doesn't affect me in any way

>>29287709
Avocados are like 60¢ each man

>>29287467
nani

>>29287330
What's the timestamp for her saying that?

>He's a /v/ermin
>He comes to /jp/ 2 months ago
>He thinks idolculture is toxic based on something bad he read on reddit
>He feels no affection for his oshi
>He only cares about his oshi's subscriber numbers
>He unironically wants his oshi to collab with his favorite youtubers (Critikal, Jerma, etc.)
>He doesn't care if his oshi has a boyfriend
>He spreads his own oshi's dox as he doesn't see the difference between the vtuber and her roommate
>He wants his oshi to be exactly like every other twitch thot just with a fake avatar
>He doesn't want his oshi to be held to any standards
>He's a Deadbeat
t.Deadbeat

>>29287762
There's potential

http://poal.me/pv1868
http://poal.me/pv1868
http://poal.me/pv1868
http://poal.me/pv1868

Very important poll.

>>29287620
I've seen quite a lot of Mori and Kiara love in these threads, you just focus on the negative because it is louder

>>29287642
>cunny option
why even bother with the rest

>>29287273
FE doesn't get any viewers anyway, might as well stream it then and save the "open" time slots for other stuff.

>>29287704
Imagine if Kiara's new outfit is just as bad as the current one. She is literally looks better in anything but her current outfit.

>>29287282
Oh god, not another KING cover.

>>29287244
She really is a country bumpkin..

>>29287783
Her previous times were a hell of a lot more friendly before than it was now. She's legitimately just shooting herself in the foot.

>>29287704
I think I'll join you.

>>29287777
Almost the same. Sometimes I'll add a little fuel to the anti fire in jest, but it's not something I go out of my way to do.

>>29287769
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49330531

Why japanese superchat so much. 25-30k donation in a week is bordering abnormal especially when Russia and coco has around 10k average viewers.

>>29287757
This all adds up because she said she only leaves her house once a week...

>>29287798
Mori please

>>29287620
She used to be a /v/ermin. She should know the score. I personally wish we could be a better place without either r*ddit's or /vpol/'s brands of low IQ faggotry but it is what it is.

>>29287602

>>29287772
Fuck off with this creature

>>29287445
I know I got hired for a job that I considered a long shot, even if I qualified for it on paper.

The real schizo narrative is thinking that the girls don't come here

>>29287229
It's a recommended food for singers you fucking retard, it's high in water content.

>>29287724
It's literally because nobody follows that sites rules and it's impossible to moderate, the intention of the voting system is to hide things that 'don't contribute to the discussion' but everyone ignores that and just votes for things they agree with or dumb memes they've already read 100 times.

>>29287273
Quick, anti-Kiara chads, what's the narrative here??

>>29287475
wonderful poem, gura

What's with all the fucking poll spam today? Can we ban them already?

>>29287642
>No soul
imma skip that poll, sorry

>>29287798
He's a phantom

>>29287764
Right, that's why I recommend spiracles over the "hyperpharynx" approach. The later would crowd out precious volume she'll need for lungs.

VOTE

https://poal.me/vs8oqb

>It's another episode of everyone stealing from Ina

>>29287757
This is still more believable than her being pregnant

why the FUCK do I always choose paper, i'm like 1-5

>>29287798
>the difference between the vtuber and her roommate
for whatever reason nor does any normalfag

>>29287445

>Didn't think she'd get in
>Gets in
>Does her very best to shit all over it, including collabing with normie e-celebs and only focusing on promoting her music
>IT'S YA BOOYYYY I LOVE YOU ALL :^)

I'd say it's a Chad move but it does come off as cunty more than anything else.

shid

>>29287856
Both can be true.

I am now deceased.

>>29287769
You forgot one, her roommate is part of a group that has runs an indie idol group.

>>29287756

>>29287272
that's not your tako, that's mine. but thanks for posting it.

>>29287842
Probably boredom and dead hiurz

>>29287854
It's not. She specifically stated everything that's not in her house is free real estate.

t. Person who was in the midst of logging everything they took from her until yesterday's zatsudan.

!!ATTENTION!!

Haatons dominate the threads.

>>29287684
My record is -100 in 13 minutes

>>29287427
Thank you for being literally the only reply to give the correct answer

>>29287877
Kek

>watching haachama minecraft on EN server vod
>rides the railway all the fucking way down
>steps outside, "where's atlantis?"
GUUUUURRRAAAAA

>>29287849
Cool cool, I hope there's an anon autistic enough to draw this out.

>>29287731
That seems unlikely, why would they have an exclusivity contract for all work? She's not doing it under her name with Hololive.

>>29287780
Spent too long jerking my dick off

>>29287735
I know. Which is why there's always multi-discipline exchanges if the thread isn't on fire. You can basically shout any obscure topic and you'll get at least one reply.

>>29287704
Are we posting chimkuns?

>>29287798
damn a deadbeat post that is actually based

>>29287884
Our intellect is just unrivalled
I hope Haachama seduces rest of EN into being her guard dogs soon

>>29287874
"UUUUUOOOOAAAHHHHHH" as the chumbuds would say

>>29287273
>Is Kiara actually retarded
What sorta question is that?
Did you not watch the chess stream?

>>29287813
They were last night/early morning NA times though. Not as bad as Mori but that's definitely sleep rep time.

>Kiara makes her times more NA friendly
>Now every SC reading will be at like 2 AM
S-sugoi

>>29287620
I mean, this isnt a hugbox. I like Mori but I respect whatever opinions other people blurt out even if they're just shitposting or actually mentally deranged as long as she doesnt harm her irl or her carreer in general.

I love Polka. That is all.

>>29287856
Implying that farmers market sunday service gura and pregnant gura narratives are not directly connected

>>29287870
Meds

>>29287729
Post youtube notifications. Lets see what you all got.

>>29287772
Is this skittycat? I have no know.

>>29287800
>all holmies voting Haachama
based

>>29287303
>falling for the narrative post full of a bunch of bullshit and half-truths
Retard.

>>29287705
The image name.

>>29287330
iirc didn't she say in an early stream that she didnt want to jump straight into JP collabs out of nervousness and wanted to collab with CN/ID to start? It all makes perfect sense if that's the case. Even if it's not, I doubt it's racism as she said it wasn't the fault of the parties involved and didn't deny the possibility of future cross-branch collabs, and I also doubt it's an outright ban/contract restriction given that Haachama's hanging out on the EN server now and they're almost definitely going to wind up overlapping at some point, I doubt they'd allow any JPs on the server without supervision/warning otherwise

Gura... Ina... schedules...

>>29287909
Yes.
The people who clearly don't give a shit about her as much considering her unarchived karaoke numbers.

>>29287915
*they dont harm her
fuck

>>29287780
Yes and it's flared up really bad recently, so she's taking time off

have you started liking other girls from their interactions with your oshi?

I went from lukewarm on gura tuning in occasionally to watching every stream after seeing how happy she makes ame!

>>29287872
OBSESSED.

>>29287303
If you actually think this you need meds

>>29287764
you can also just ignore her and draw her without gills, because she's very flippant and self-contradictory about her shark anatomy
https://files.catbox.moe/8vpky5.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/iqq1f6.mp4

>>29287880
All takos are mine, bitch.

>>29287910
Good
I want chicken to SC-read me to sleep

>>29287852
>People actually believe that Mori posts here and planning to sabotage us

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! TAKE THE MEDS

>>29287925
I support my oshi's imouto/daughter.

>>29287806
Rather than a new outfit, she just needs a 1.5 update where they do something else with her hands.

>>29287922
I may just be deaf and retarded but I have all of skitty's patreon audios and she sounds nothing like kana in any of them

>>29287465
I think that might've been her true nature, anon
this is the first time ever for her when she feels comfortable in being cute

>>29287731
Cover would have known about that before hiring her, and it would have been in her contract. It's because of her Chinese connections with Yostar, which have only become an issue because of the chinkout. They're keeping her away from the JP holos for now to stay on the safe side.

>Calli considering buying an ASMR mic

>>29287870
She is actually doing a good job and if cover didn't want her to go to that podcast she wouldn't, her manager was there the entire time, they even promoted it, you people are stupid if you believe cover is some small group of naive retards who have no idea what they are doing, they are a company,

>>29287769
The problem with some of those narratives is that ALL of them were delayed, not just JPs. She could've easily had a collab with Iofi again, but she said that all of her senpais are unavaliable.

>>29287937
I already liked them all but Gura made me like Ame even more

Hey guys, it's YOUR BOY here Mori Calli. Today, we're on our way to Japan to drop some big ups on the little boys of Hiroshima an- oh thanks for the red akasupa Hideki Tojo. Tune in next week as next time to see us drop a fat man on Nagasaki.

>When Kiara mentioned that she didn't want to leech. Their sub gap was 380k.
>When they finally collab it will be >1m
Just do it Chicken...

>>29287922
It's Gura's onee-chan who will never be recognized by Gura.

Haachama gonna turn this fucking prehistoric sticks and stones era server into Coruscant within a week