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>stream ends on nightcallbros....
Please yell more Haachama
>>29259864HAACHAAMAA LOVES YOU!
Haachama Minecraft EN server https://youtu.be/i071ggjXXP4>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
Is Haachama Amelia's sister or her baby?
>That endingAnons...I'm NGMI
I love Amelia
>>29259864When will they fuck?
god damn, why did all the good songs have to come on at the end
When does Ame start putting on the meme songs?
why can't we stop winning, teabros?
God all you gosling niggers are fucking pathetic. Step outside of your room one of these days and go find a real relationship instead of a virtual delusion.
>Ended on DRIVE>kissRYANS??!!!?!!!
>>29259877I love her
Meanwhile, on bizarro /hlgg/...
>Deadbeats think Mori will ever top Ame GFE
Did Amelia comment on the Coupon review superchat?
>>29259831I legitimately believe this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So Amefags, how does it feel knowing your oshi just kissed tens of thousands of men?
What is Haachama making anyway?
Amelia and Haachaama kissing while Gura watches!!!
Lets have a comfy thread, /hlgg/ bros
>>29259864ATTENTIONHave a nice thread. Fuck you meidos for giving me a 3 day
>>29259895no
>>29259878Petitioning for the inclusion of haachama english streams to be added to the teamup schedule
ALRIGHT /hlgg/ MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR WHAT AME'S NEXT """"SHE'S HERE"""" MOMENT WILL BE IN THE AFTERSTREAM
Oh god that ending... she knows exactly what she's doing.
>>29259881Yes.
I unironically love Amelia
Did Ame finish the whole week? I had to stop watching an hour ago but she still had 4 streams to go through.
So ame did sleepy night GFE before mori?
>>29259895He says, while posting the most GFE-bait HoloEN
>>29259899I fucking love Mori, she's the best holo!
>>29259881Retarded Aussie Shitposter Sister
I love Amelia so much! Good night teabros and goslingbros
>>29259895>in 2020yeah nah you're a nigger
>>29259918ame's going to go to bed right away and nothing will happen
>>29259901She said she has some plan involving coupons in the next few months so she'll probably do a coupon review after that.
>>29259895I don't know how
>>29259908Planing for world domination
>That stream ending>These remaining songs on bubb4bot
>>29259900t. deadbeat
>>29259864>ame bullies her little sis over her large breastsbros...
>>29259899Gura is trash I'm glad Ina just reached 1 mil when will Gura just graduate?
that last thread was making me sad about the Holos, can we get some happy narratives this time?
>>29259906
Why can't the rest of the EN team be as hardworking as our Chairman? The Special Announcement has to be Kiara's colab with Calli but that sleepy reaper hasn't even put up her schedule yet.
>Ame kissed meLater nerds
>>29259901Yeah, she's interested in doing it but it'd be months out.
>>29259899Mori is the best EN and she shouldn't graduate
>You think you can take the Goslings away from me, Mori? We'll see about that. I haven't even used 10% of my power yet
>>29259895This is hilarious coming from a fucking deadbrap
>>29259895That's gonna be you in 6 hours, Deadbeat. I know it will be me.
>>29259906We are chat, chat is one, it's okay.
>>29259899What do we think about Haato constantly only doing JP streams now? Are we gonna lose her?
>I like when Amelia yells at meHaachama...
Wait is haachama playing in the en server.
>>29259906Pretty sure she just kissed me dude. You jealous or something?
Yo teamates. Deadbeat here. Did Ame hear the Pop on Rocks remix?
>>29259892The normalfags don't have the patience to stay that long
>>29259899I don't need meds and mori is actually a good holo
>>29259906I put the stream on 2x speed so I get to kiss her first
>>29259685There's a lot more than SC. SC are important but really just a part of what matters. Providing quality content, memberships, exposure.. and anyway she makes far more money than a lot of HoloJP it doesn't matter really
>>29259895too late
>>29259895Why? Who are they hurting?>themselves!Who cares? That's their choice to make. Stop being such a fucking crybaby.
>>29259899I can't believe Mori just finished her EIGHTH stream this week, I don't know how she can stream so often. It's a shame she doesn't get many superchats...
>>29259949Gura falls asleep with a smile on her face EVERY NIGHT because she just LOVES GARDENING SO FUCKING MUCH
>>29259906how does it feel that your mom did the same thing for free
>cruising late at night in your mustang underneath purple palm trees>nightcall playing on the speakers>your film noire detective swallows, sits back up in her seat, and whispers "thank you, i love you" in your ear>you drive off into the night together
>>29259926Ame feels competitive for gfe now lol
>>29259917>>29259878This. She seems to be trying very hard on it. Polka is kind of off the table but hope she tries more EN stuff soon.
Anyone have that clip of Haachama streaming with a MAGA hat on?
>>29259895why are you even here?
>>29259934Goodnight but I'll wait for the possible after-party
>>29259895Make me, faggot
>>29259933>implying you would have had a gf in 1920, 1820, 1720, 1620...
>>29259895based
>>29259899I just wanna watch the girls play some Ark..
>>29259899name a bigger cucked fanbase than takodachis
>>29259898And she loves you
>>29259899Kiara is fucking carried by her design.
>>29259895No
Haachama ain't going back to JP is she. Her chat full english and its not even an english only stream. I remembered she use to get 5-6k average. Now she pulling in 15-20k average with english viewers.
>>29259954>but that sleepy reaper hasn't even put up her schedule yet.
>>29259895...Hasn't there been like, zero gosling posts all fucking day until now?
Someone needs to warm Haachama not to steal Mori's shitty bed-in-a-hole house.
did I miss something? I was working with sacks of rice earlier
>>29259895t. Deadbeat
>>29259954She has, but it's members only
>>29259899/hlgg/ is a good thread.
>>29259928Yes, including the superchats of "supa sunday"
>haachama says loli>chat spams le r*ddit FBI meme
>>29259899>there are people ITT who genuinely think an EN holoGIRLS branch will worknobody gives a shit about female streamers
>>29260003i dunno, it looks more like she wants to kill me and eat me
So, why isn't another EN holo joining Haachama?
>>29259899I'm sure glad EN has 5 members, including Mori!
>>29259975Not yet
>>29259961>>29259982"Based" posts
Haachama speaking klingon...
>>29259899HoloEN joined the JP server and forced it into creative mode and destroyed Pekora career
>>29259899Anyone wish Mori would chill out and do more zatsudans? 10 hour Apex ranked grinding streams are getting kinda old
>>29259170>no tits, all assGlorious.You need to finish this game like 4 times to get the true ending though. That's not happening.
Haachama bangs aussies off stream and you can't prove me wrong.
>>29260010>Boondock SaintsBased
ATTENTION ALL GAMERSATTENTION ALL EPIC GAMERSI HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!HAACHAMA'S FEET STINKSI REPEATHAACHAMACHAMA'S FEET STINKS!
>>29260002Right? Gura said she completed atlantis. I wanna see it.
>>29259998that's true.mp3but this year i have a good excuse, somewhat
>>29259928Yeah she did. Her more recent solo streams probably didn't get as much since they were watchalongs etc.
>>29259913kek, get fucked ritualposter
>>29259918Ame will request the Space Dandy ED
>>29260003Probably not but I'll pretend she does
>>29259899no'way ppigeon
>>29259987>how does it feel that your mom did the same thing for freeWell considering my mother is a crack whore that I haven't seen in nearly 10 years it doesn't surprise me anon.
Haachama makes you feel (like what?)
>>29259906Pretty sure she kissed me, since I'm the one who she was talking toJealous?
What the fuck is the chama saying?
GET DOWN
Did you know that if you've been diagnosed with depression for over ten years untreated, it becomes a permanent part of your psyche?
>Switch over the Haachama after Ame finishes>Her chat is a Gaza Strip-tier disaster zoneWhat's going on?
GEDDAN
>>29259899Gura needs to stop collabing with JP holos every other day and finally do a stream with Ame. They hardly interacted since debut.
JII GEDDAN
>>29259878>>29259917>>29259990Make it happen teamup anon. And fix Kiara's surname while you're at it.
>>29259899I can't believe HoloEN gen1 is just the VAs' own characters on their original channels. One of them is even on Twitch!
>>29260041Genuinely if I could smell and lick her feet I would cum on the spot
>normal speed Get Down
>>29259930>>29259958>>29259977He said bizarro though
>>29259998in some places you would have had, because they would have forced an arranged marriage for the family, not for you
>>29260041
>>29260022>Chama has been farming the reddit audienceHave you not been around for all the drinking reddit reviews on /hlg/? I'm pretty sure at least one person died last time.
>>29259954>The Special Announcement has to be Kiara's colab with CalliShe won't be skipping work again. She already skipped enough work in the past couple weeks.
>>29260013Haachama and Mori are going to sleep together fuck you shut up
>>29259899I fucking hate these doxbuds shitting up the thread
>>29259917>>29259990It sounds like a good idea and no one is really going against Haachama posting but probably only put her EN schedules. Hope teamup anon considers it
Haachama is as happy as a dog with two dicks to finally find some diamonds and it is super cute.
>>29260061Is this true? If so I'm fucked mates.
Haachama might be literally the first person to mine diamonds on the HoloEN server.
>>29260050God, I wish this was a world we live in.
geddan
>>29260053Anon, are you alright?
>>29259899Why is Ina so fucking loud? She screams and gets angry way too much during her streams.
>>29259949All of holoEN support one another and are happy for each other's success.Your oshi would want you to support her friends.
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8
>>29260100Ina...
>>29259895I'm a ghostling and you can't stop me
>>29259899Wow, that 1 million subs collab with Kiara, Pekora and Iofi was pretty good!
>>29260061oh i know
>>29259998In 1920 you could've just taken a GF rather than waiting around.
>>29259913Welcome back brapposter
What the fuck was that sound on Haachama's stream?
>>29260054DIAMONS
>>29260028>AmeSleeping soon>GuraSleeping>InaSleeping>KiaraSleeping>Mori
>>29259899/hlgg/ is just filled with antis, /hlg/ is the general for people who really like holos
>>29259899Bizarro Mori is Ame
>>29259899Amelia is more than just a twitch streamer with an anime avatar and her fanbase is the best among all Holos
>haachama found diamonds in an hour of digging a straight lineSasuga, professional
Say something nice about my daughter
>>29259899Damn, Gura is really in love with Artemis.
Diamonds already based Haachama
How does this make you feel?https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29259949Amelia and gura have become good friends, and they're both happy about it. All the girls are glad to have met each other, and like each other.
>>29259979Ina definitely makes a shiton outside of hololive. But we're talking about what cover thinks about discourging one of cover's sources of revenue.
>Been watching the SC reading the entire time while doing other shit>Ame says she'll give us a "treat" for sticking around>"Oh cool, looking forward to it">Parents call me over for some help, something about controller shit not working and the tv won't turn on>Help them out, cursing under my breath the entire time because I'm missing an Ame stream>Come back>Find out stream ended on Nightcall>AME GAVE A KISSWhy even live
haachama makes me diamonds
>>29260053is ok anon, you never needed her anyways
>>29260062Just like 4chan, someone pretending to be retarded, will soon be surrounded by retards.
>Geddan
>>29260121>HaachamaWoke as fuck
was haachama added to EN server for the sole purpose of dragging it out of the dark ages?
>>29260095Yeah it only really makes sense for the EN streams but it makes sense to add her since she actually is posting english schedules these last few weeks since she returned
>>29260132At peace.
>>29259881It would explain her mental deficiencies if the answer to both was yes.
>>29260053well goddamn, i wasn't expecting that to hit like thissorry to hear that dude
>>29260106I'm so fucking sick of her taking everyone's shit on the MC server too.
>>29260053Mine was a druggie who abandoned me after 3 monthsI loathe Mother's Day
>>29260121>Ina>SleepingMore like farming her gatchas and doing her priestess reps.
Fucking Haachama got diamonds in an hour and half of playing.
>>29260113>PekoraShould've picked Mel.
>>29259918Songs are queued. Check the stream elements and don't fall for LARPs
>>29260017Even kiara figured out that this is retarded after she tried it
Diamonds after 95 minutes
>>29260097Her panting sounds are magical.
>>29259899Stop asking to be spoonfedLURK MOAR
>>29260132blessed
>>29260054Haachama gives me a very primal and basic instinct to breed.Maybe it's just me, but when I see or hear her, I just want to throw her down and release my seed in her womb.That's the Haachama feeling.
>>29259949Kiara does not need to sleep! She's perfectly happy staying up to the wee hours of the morning because she loves her employees.
>>29260061Yes, nothing worked so I accepted than drugs were the only way of being happy, I'd rather lose half my remaining lifespan and have some hapiness than life it fully in despair and boredom.
Haachama has outpaced Mori
Haachama is advancing too fast
>geddan based
>>29260134That's not a narrative though? It's all true.
>>29260149yeah only haachama's english should be on the schedu
>>29259986Gardening is based wish I wasn't a poorfag and had one
>>29260061well fuck me then, guess it's here to stay.
>>29260130Now this is a [square]!
>>29259895>find a real relationshipI hate normalfags so fucking much
>>29260138Cover has literally 0 costs outside of designing the live2d and providing the phone (on consignment). Ina has easily provided far more their initial cost, why would they be pissed otherwise?
Why does haachama keep talking about doodoo?
>mfw dreamt about getting double teamed my Ame and Moriso am I ghostling or a gosling. Either way I'm fucked
I don't watch Haachama that much, so I just noticed: her mouse movements and clicks are pretty precise and fast, including her block placement. Is she good at any other games that focus on similar skills, like maybe Apex?
>>29260132not a gosling, and i dont even have an oshi, but made my heart skip a beat
>>29260128If kicked she would fly quite far.
>>29260132Rate Kiara kisses vs Ame kisses
>>29259899Koopa is so genki and energetic. Good at singing, zatsudan, and gaming. Close to 3mil subs. Is there anything that can stop this incline?
>>29260157Especially Mori's. She's done so much more work than the other girls. Her mountain palace looks fucking amazing.
>>29260132It makes me wish that she did "ASMR" streams because I love her voice.
>>29260174ogey
>>29260105Yep, I got a steady job, my own place, and enough internet to watch hololive.Thanks for asking anon. Yourself?
Just in case someone else wants to listen to this one more timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOpjwTXGN4&ab_channel=Bakuretsu
>>29260132Like i'm back to the first week of holoEN
Oh no, Haachama is going to learn English from chat..
>>29260105His mother is a crack whore he hasn't seen in 10 years and he's here with us, why would he be alright?
>>29260166It's only early access
>>29260172
>>29260169>carlitoI WANT TO BELIEVE.Give us a sign.
>>29260122Each thread has their share of anti's. Don't act like hlg is a safe haven.
can't believe doo doo is gave me a boner
>>29260169>CarlitoKino incoming boys
>already farming diamonds and redstoneSo this... is how experienced MC players play...
Haachama is the jp Columbus, bringing civilization to the savages of en
>>29260181That's because despite acting like a retard, she's not a retard. Unlike the other girls who can't figure out when they're supposed to eat.
>>29260169>2hu MMDThere's our answer
>>29259949All the girls are becoming close friends more and more with each stream, it's a joy to watch. Especially for a friendless socially retarded fuck like me.
>>29260172kek
>>29260132Oh man it's been so long, so long since I last heard something like that...
>>29260174>>29260119Degenelate!
Haachama almost gave me a fucking heart attack just running so close to that lava
>>29260195Who was bigger though
Didn't Ame say she was concerned Haachama would pass them all up too fast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuvlN5PINs&t=2h44m43s>Commando or white? Usually commando, hehe.
>>29260061Probably becomes hard to shape any other perspective beyond a depressed mentality after a decade of it, I'd believe that.
so how long until haachama's stream gets copystriked by babyshark creators?
>>29260169ME ME ME WANNA YOU
>>29260199Kiara is a dyke so I felt nothingAme is my gf
>>29259949>all the girls will do something special on thanksgiving for Ame so she feels less alone
>tfw no haachama gf
Does EMMA-san has any plan for live2D debut? (like A-chan)>"No, might be cool"ame vs chat speed chess stream?>she consider itbrb doing my chess rep.
It did kind of put me off how Ina spent two streams holding up a map and methodically filling it out. The only excuse I can offer for her is that she had no idea that it was a gigantic waste of time.
>>29260061I't ok you learn to live with it and you become high functioning depressed.
>>29260202Just need to slowly prod her with sc's and suggestions until she feels comfortable enough to do a serious one. It could just be softly reading a story or calmly and softly speaking about stuff. No need to go full Noel raping your ear with her tongue or anything.
>WORKING OP
>>29260100Ina has like 50 diamonds. Even Kiara has around 15 diamonds.
>>29260128She has good taste in JP holos
>>29260181Haachaamaa is a zoomer minecraft powerhouse she will singlehandedly outpace ina after the second stream
>>29260123>Detective character with Mori's autism>Ame exploiting the Ara Ara angle with a reaper characterWhat a cursed universe.
Ame added these in queue
PON PON PON PON PON PON
>>29260121Kiara could easy join her since she should be waking up now.
>>29260174retardation+big tits is the most potent combo known to man
>>29260138It's just part of her as a whole, and Cover doesn't care.
>Oh, I know Phantom!>Phantom is Phantom!Haachama...
>>29260230>Unlike the other girls who can't figure out when they're supposed to eat.To be fair, this isn't a skill they've mastered in real life either.
>>29260215>>29260222>it's real
>>29260179Haachama outpaced Mori 2 minutes after logging in.
i fucking love working
>>29259906Only ~8000 were still watching
How old is Haachama? Feels kinda wrong if she's below 20.
>>29260241like half the ENs don't even give a fuck about minecraft so it'd be nice to have someone who actually knows a thing or two show them how it's done
>>29260273>Carlitobased
>>29260061So you're saying if it's never diagnosed then it never becomes part of your psyche?
>>29259899gurame is so fucking forced
>>29260223I looked away for 30 minutes and she's already farming diamonds
>>29260100How do you think their nether portals got built?
>>29260138I'd definitely recommend you read the archives or even do a tiny bit of research into Hololive. Plenty of Holos have been on life support for months now but Cover doesn't care, they probably make enough off of SC cuts, video views, memberships, and any other outside partnerships/sponsorships (like that curry concert). Outfits and 3D models aren't cheap, yet they've been giving em out to older Holos that don't even make a pittance compared to the amount Ina makes through memberships and SCs.
>>29260290She's like 22 or something.
>875 /hlgg/ usersholy shit this thread is populated
Haachama is going to surpass the entire server in one stream.
>>29260242Nice, I completely missed that live. Didn't even see anyone mention it in the thread.
>>29260169>K.K. Good DayNice
>>29260132God I fall deeper and deeper into her grasp with every stream
>>29259895Ogey rrat
>>29260218hlg vs hlgg posts are falseflaggers trying to spark conflict between the two thread. no need to give them a genuine response, anon.
Reminder that Calli lives in a literal cave in MinecraftNo shit Haachama passed her already.
>>29259918Shes here RIGHT NOW and is reading our reactions to her stream
>>29259949Gura has been practicing more Frank Sinatra and 80's JP Pop for another Unarchived Karaoke
I fucking haachama's random "WHAT IS MEAN??"
KFP employees kneel to the Chama
>>29260263Polka should invest in cocaine
>>29260132nostalgic
haachama stop...
My ears.
>>29260242>Amelia usually doesn't wear pantiesAmelia usually doesn't wear pantieshot as fuck
>>29260273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKtBJFXip9o&feature=youtu.beHERE
Haachama is like a sub 1k twitch streamer, shouting out every new member.
i'm laughing at haachaamaa saying doodoo and feel like I'm being sucked down the IQ hole
>>29260132HEY that's the kiss she gave me, did you fucking snoop on us?
>>29260169>Why you always lyingNarradores...
>rail enderman nearly got haachama
haachama... my hearing reps....
>>29260155Don't sweat it anon. I'm not offended or anything.>>29260160Useless parents high five!
>>29260312Ina almost has a full stack of diamonds.
>>29260290What feels kinda wrong?Hired while still underage
i was wondering when this dude will show up. the phantom of the rails
VR dates with our oshi when?
>>29259899haachama is really gross and makes my penis retreat into my body
That fucking subway enderman is back
That enderman is STILL THERE
>>29260240I dont know, all I remember is Mori riding me while Ame was sitiing on my face
>>29260290I think she's 19?
Is Haachama the best Minecraft player on the EN server?
>>29260241Says something about EN IQ when Haatard passes by them in no time
>>2926029019
Fucking Enderman is back
>the fucking enderman is backAHAHAHAHAAA!!
>>29260273>CarlitoI fucking love Ame
>>29259431Gura was also about to make a joke last MC stream about her being Jesus because she was walking on water with the frost boots but she stopped herself in order to not take the Lord's name in vain. Gura confirmed good Christian girl.
>>29260302All you need to farm Diamonds is an iron pick and a water bucket in case of lava.
>>29260223Ina is the only one who uses strip mining, Ame finds it too boring so every time she needs iron she searches another shaft.
>>29259899It's so nice how everyone on HoloEN keeps charitably donating things to Ina on Minecraft!
>>29260199Ame is my oshi and her displays of affection are less frequent, so I'll always prefer hers
>>29260333Holy shit, it's fucking Dr. Bombay
>>29260254I hate bringing in the parentless, "she lives alone now" narratives but this post just made me tear up. I hope they do something really sweet for Ame's (character) birthday too.
>>29260138Cover is very freeform with letting holos do whatever they want until some outside drama forces them to do something like the permissions shit/Aloe/Chink brigade.
>>29260205Christ you fags are fast
Just watched the podcast. Mori did her moaning GUH~ in front of 3 men and I immediately closed the window. Idk why but that part was really cringe for me.
>>29260325Haachaam is actually an employee of KFP anon do your collab reps
So many members joining.
>>29260196She's not much of a gamer so she only plays simple stuff
>>29260312>imagine bringing Moona to the server
OP 2 > OP 1 > OP 3
>Doodoo...
>>29260241It's usually good to have someone with some experience their to motivate you. Otherwise you end up just fucking around in minecraft instead of building civilization.
>>29260320Mori has no interest in Minecraft outside of collabs.
>>29260132
>>29260273>carlitoame is a r/a/dio regular confirmed
>>29260311We have our very own advertising campaign all across Reddit, Discord, and Facebook, all thanks to our friends in Southeast Asia!
>>29260273>carlitookay I'm almost gosling over that nostalgia.
that enderman is one of my favorite recurring jokeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJMZCRb0JMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZUAl-NGsZM
Was she trying to say dude this whole time? Holy shit
>>29260263Put one foot forward after the other.
>>29260273I really like good day by ice cube but its so racy nowadays I afraid of it. This gives more options, albeit still being careful of the risk.
>She was trying to say "dude" the whole timeHoly fuck Haacha...
>>29260352>>29260353Amazed that she didn't piss it off and lose all her shit, I guess that's reserved for Kiara streams only.
>>29260290Probably about 19
>>29260312>Haven't died>Actually replanting trees>Focused>Gathering resources before aimlessly start building
>>29260266Yeah, Ina mined them "off-stream". The oldest trick in the book.
>>29260273>CARLITOThis is gonna be fun
>>29260383I mean Ame literally mentioned during the stream she doesn't celebrate thanksgiving
>>29260387The worst part about the "GUH" that she does is that I think it's only slightly played up. I seriously believe she does a less exaggerated version of that sound in her day to day exchanges.
>>29260242>AmeBargin bin panties.>MoriBlack and occasionally frilly. >KiaraAlways frilly. >Ina Pink and plain. >Gura Owns at least one pair of shimapan
That's it, I'm converting to Islam so I can be with both Ame and Mori at the same time!
Haachadude.....
Dudechama is our bro
anime doodoo based
>>29260242>Amelia usually sits on her chair nude except for an oversized t-shirt up topKinda hot man..
>>29260203Yeah, it was bumpy for a while, but I landed a good job last year and things are looking up. Thanks for asking.
>>29260205How long until that swallow get edited into uh... a certain compilation?
>>29260387I can't believe Mori managed to out-cringe 3 ironic weebs simultaneously
>>29259917>Petitioning for the inclusion of haachama english streams to be added to the teamup scheduleThis sounds nice.
Do you think Haachama partakes of the devil's lettuce?
>>29260273Ame is the best as per usual.
>>29260415He's based. Hope they never kill him.
>>29260132Ame, I love you...
>>29260387>mori is cringevery unexpected
>>29260394Moona, yes please.Risu, maybe.Iofi, no. Just no.
what the fuck is this, Ame?
>>29260394Prefer Flare. Not as gamebreaking, and with a superior building sense.
>>29259899Gurame is a natural and not forced ship that only mental stable people bring up.
>>29260422I came
>>29260394>finishes the slime trap, the iron generator, and the exp farm in one stream>Pekora logs in and they leave a sign besides haachama's tombstone>log out>Kiara logs in
>>29260273WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS???
THIS FUCKING GREMLIN AHAHAHAHA
>why the fuck you lying
Holy shit
WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN
>>29260458Nah, all Haachama needs is a brown paper bag and a cup of gasoline like all her dark skinned friends
what's up dudechamas?
>>29260431Oh, you're a retard! You should have made that clear from the beginning.
>>2926043595% of what she do is played up
>>29260432Neither do I. We have so much in common.
>>29260431Did you not see all those tunnels she dug?
>>29260394She would rule over them like a Queen with her vast understanding of redstone mechanics. Ina would be her Princess General carrying out her will upon the peasants.
>>29260482Welcome to EN Haachama....
>>29260138Anon, she's still making more than the other holos even without actively encouraging superchats
>You're always fucking lyingWhat did Ame mean by this?
>>29260387weak
>>29260490This actually explains a lot.
>>29260387If you spend enough time around Japanese people you start to make stupid sounds while you talk.
>>29260373Gura's family is probably spics.
>ame added the song about lying
>>29260482I'm glad she's getting some members now, might think going EN is worth it after all
Who's lying, us or Ame?
Why you always lyin' /hlg/
So after Haachama we have 6 hours of dead air till Mori, right?Do I really get a chance at freedom?
>>29260394Kiara would start building traps for her to fall into as a ""prank""
>>29260472>Kiara logs inThis makes me sad laugh
>>29260223>>29260302>>29260376Kiara and Ina regularly do successful mining runs complete with diamonds. They actually know how to mine without getting lost.Amelia just actively refuses to figure out how any of that works.
>move to EN >profit!Polka pls come home
>>29260451The only compilation I know is a creampie compilation.
Wait, do you guys think Mori's "date" stream was real gfe? It looked like a fucking shitpost to me, especially with baiting the viewers hard just to pull some ridiculous shit to fuck a th them, twice
>>29260482basado
Haachama tumbstone...
Haachama should redebut.
>>29260513Both
this is about the narratives bros...
>>29260436>Owns at least one pair of shimapanUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>29260415>That second channelWait a second that other video..
>>29260507Checks out.
>>29260387Timestamp? I don't remember tha happening.
>>29260490Don't associate haato with abos.
>>29260387She also still said "f-wording". She's such a lovable dork.
>>29260273Dat nostalgia boner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUkFsLEQpiY
Why u always making narratives?
>>29260333Holy Based!?
Been almost a year since I heard Carlito. Can’t wait for Christmas and New Years.
But Ame we really like you, we are not lying.
I want to impregnate Haachama.
>>29260383>she lives alone nowDon't worry, she has her dog and her boyfriend
>>29260482Honorary EN status archived, welcome
>>29260494I'm just saying that I think she is pretty cringe irl too.
HAACHAMA COOKING
>>29260415Those moments were kino, Minecraft is pretty great for random shit like that happening here and there.
Why can't you people just watch vtubers for the entertainment value like normal people instead turning it into a parasocial relationship that will only negatively affect you in the long run as you chase for a dream that will never ever in your wildest fantasies become a reality?
>>29260509They're Irish, you can tell by her nose alone.
>>29260460do they never despawn?
Haachama was against even using English on her streams anymore and went on a rant about it before HoloEN debut. What happened?
>>29260522>Kiarashe has diamonds how many?
>>29260526That's what makes it a good "Mori" date stream. She would do that kind of dorky stuff in an actual date
>nigger nigger niggerHAACHAM!?!?!?!?!!
>>29260393That's really surprising, desu. I'm curious to see how well she'd do in more intense games, seriously her mouse movements and camera movement isn't bad at all.
>>29260554now with gyoza
So do I move Haachama to the HoloEN folder or do I keep her in the HoloJP folder?
>>29260373>Proceeds to make the watsons shaft and booba
>>29260526That's just Mori's idea of a good timeif it is called a date then it is a date.
>>29260523There were some "creative" edits of the ASMR stream.
>Haachama using the word "hierarchy"Uh?
>>29260464>not wanting the 3 dorks
>>29260558why the fuck you lyin' Gosling?
>organized inventory
>>29260561Ame Buff. Have you seen Ame buff Gura?
How the fuck does Haato know the word "hierarchy", even if she can't pronounce it?
>>29260106>loud, thieving, aggressive InaOpposite day/week would be a good theme. All ENs act in the opposite way from their established characterizations.
This is awesome. Haachama is actually playing in the En server. Nicee
>>29260526*fuck with themAutocorrect is fucking with me
>>29260549>she has her dog and her boyfriendWell, she is white. So, you know...
>>29260561chinks
>>29260576Move the HoloEN folder into Haachama folder
This lying song is way too fucking long
>>29260589She's been learning
>>29260482Power of EN. How long until she actually goes full HoloEN?
>>29260498I watched her dig those tunnels. I also watched her not find any diamond in them.
>>29260570I just remember her saying that in one of her english streams last week when people were suggesting games to her
>>29260526Every lie has a kernal of truth.
>>29260345Gura made all the alcoholic meme videos when she was 20
>>29260436>Black and occasionally frilly.Mori wears boyshorts
>this song>newfags dont recognize thisholy shit dont make me feel old you fuckers
>>29260482The power of reading out member names.
>>29260552You can disable your phone's auto complete.
>>29259918Ame should appear in Haachaama's EN-Minecraft stream-chat.
>>29260521
>>29260526>baiting the viewers hard just to pull some ridiculous shit to fuck with themSo, anime romcom in a nutshell.
I envy those of you that can understand haato.
>>29260558If I wanted to watch people just for fun gameplay I would watch twitchI want both.
>>29260526No, the problem is that it did so well that her streams since have been using the "cute" voice nstead of being our boy.
TODAY WAS ANOTHER GOOD DAY
>>29260544>you can do what the fuck you feelI thought I just misheard it the first time
>>29260569That KKK anon wasn't kidding.
>>29260595yeah, that second "her" was a typo
>>29260558Do you *want* me to turn into a serial killer? Leave me with my oishi
>>29260558Gonna gosling....
Based Ame
>>29260558What are you talking about, man?You aren't making any sense, we're all just watching livestreams you creep.You sound insane.
>>29260521She can't the Duck has her marked
Did the chama just say nigger?
Kino song
>>29260530it's a tombstone for Haato Akai, Haachama killed her.
>>29260589she's actually 200IQ just pretending to be retarded for coomers
>>29260549>stale narrativeIt's time to stop.
"I really cleaned my chest. Oh yeah that's nice"Haaaaaaachamachamaaaaa
>>29260521I hope Polka gets another invite to the Minecraft server to build if she wants. Last time it was cursed.
>>29260558Does it look like we actually want to fall in love with a girl we will never ever meet in our lives?You don't choose the GFE life, the GFE life chooses you.
yeah, today was a good day
did /hlg/ already disown Haachama?
>>29260490You put your petrolIn the car, it stays
>>29260589Business class probably
>>29260583>wanting two-faced bitch interact with HoloEN
>>29260561Chinks made her realize EN is better
Just watched Polka's asmr and my dick hasn't been this hard since Gura got bullied in among us. Any more oshi suffering kino I can watch?
>>29260391That's only until Haachama gets promoted to general manager and then Zuckerbergs Kiara.
>>29260273where can you see this?
We really appreciate the entertainment Ame
Did Haachama say she's killing or curing?
>>29260460>Hope they never kill him.>He doesn't knowThat's actually the third tunnel Enderman, the other 2 were killed by Ina.
>>29260629Ina... for whom...
>>29260576symlink it マイニガー
How was the Iname Zetsudan yesterday? Are Gurame fags on suicide watch?
>>29259899I'm really disappointed in HoloEN's performance. I knew they wouldn't be as successful as JP but Koopa has TEN subs. Like what the fuck there are at least 20 people in these threads, just please subscribe to her. I know she's really loud and streams 24/7 so it might be a bit annoying, but she really needs the support.
>>29260512It would've helped if some of EN actually retweeted her stream or mentioned her playing on the EN server.
oh yeah we groovin
I hope Haachama spends more time on the EN server, she's what it needs to make any sort of general progress.
>>29260608I feel old with you. I remember when the current song came out on the radio.
>>29260576easy
>>29260564She used to have a few in her own world. I think she doesn't have any in the EN server
>>29260655Boomer pirate's sister
>>29260564Don't remember. Not that many, she hasn't been searching for them, but I do remember at one point she got like 9 or 12 while mining stuff for KFP prep. It was really funny 'cause she got more in 30ish minutes than Ame and Gura had gotten, combined, in all their past streams.
Today's a good day
>>29260641t deadbeat
>>29260558>turning it into a parasocial relationship that will only negatively affect you in the long runHey my oshi was the one that became parasocial first
>>29260431If she spawned them in, she would have used them for something. But she hasn't. None of what she has done requires diamond-minable material. She doesn't run around in flashy armor with a high dmg sword.You've been hurt so much, you can't believe when a person tells you the truth. That's sad, and you should feel bad about it.
>>29260643She got to see 5 Kiaras then leave the caveman server, sounds like a good visit.
>>29260650>beeleeving in the narratives
>>29260561mindbreak
>>29260652>>29260596But she was HoloJP not HoloCN. What do chinks have to do with Japanese fans?
I wouldn't mind if Ame played this song for every afterparty, today really was a good day.
>>29260664InAme feels more like sisterly friendship.GurAme still goin' fine, and Ina is their good friend they love spending time with.
>sushi for tomorrow because im gonna sama gana lana ekdaneiwhat
>>29260682thanks
>>29260515>he doesn't watch HoloJP
>>29260558sometimes people just need a little something to keep them going for now, anonthere's nothing wrong with it as long as you see it for what it is
The nip is eating raw fish.
Why doesn't Gura brainwash us like any other Holo with brain?Pekora got 70k on solo Minecraft last time.t. rrat
>>29260558Im just here for the laughs and for the artificial feeling of having friends to talk with eventhough I'll never meet every single anon in here irl. Dont take me seriously
I can't wait for Mori to whisper cute things in my ear bros
Didn't even have to just the AK
>>29260354Sounds like a pretty good dream then.
Reminder that Haachama has an ikemen voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTWgROszFPI
>>29260656with that cooking she isn't getting promoted
>blablabla glassHaachama...
>>29260634Subaru should stop trying to hide her english power level and collab with the holoEN girls
>>292605269/10 Deadbets would not know the difference since they never had a real GFE in real life.
>>29260647She disowned them
Even Solo King Haachama recognizes the greatness of Ame!
>>29260576use the superior tags system
If you're here Ame, thank you
>>29260664Great, gurame has serious competition as friendship best chemistry in holoEN
>>29260526It had its elements but it was mostly a shitpost. This late night zatsudan is closer to gachikoi content but I still wouldn't call it the real thing. It's closer to late night reading "ASMR" some JPs do from time to time.>>29260621There were two streams since then and in one of them she acted like a deranged monkey. Stop making shit up.
>>29260526It wasn't GFE. It was a lonely femcel living out her fantasies. We were just along for the ride.
>tennis racketame...
>>29260558>as you chase for a dream that will never ever in your wildest fantasies become a realitylike, finding a gf that has some good qualities of your oshi? fuck you
>chat tricking Haachama into thinking its a tennis racket
Ame is getting high to this song RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>29260520The skinwalker posting was great
>Haachama actually has an organized chest instead of stuff thrown around randomly
>>29260698
>Haachama just realizing what the tennis racket was
>tennis racket
>>29260724Based
>>29260723Where do you think you are?
>>29260558You think I could help it? I thought I was better than this too you know, then before I knew it I became dependent.
>>29260707>takodachi get to watch movies with ame, ina, and bubbaNot fair..
Haachama...
ok so i thought her ponytails twitching with every blink was annoying at first. now i think it's adorable as hell. is this the power of haaachama?
>>29260719No! is tennis racket
>It's tennis racketWhy does Haachama bully her sister like this
Gura is a witch and has to restore her youth and voice each sunday.
>>29260750>tricked
>>29260723skeletal fingers typed this post
>>29260684>Hey my oshi was the one that became parasocial firstKiara doesn't have a parasocial relationship with chat
>>29260561She let the chama loose
>>29260647only the newer ones who like to act elitist but don't understand much about her.
>>29260664>How was the Iname Zetsudan yesterday?Fantastic, they're really great together and kept it fun despite getting some lame questions.>Are Gurame fags on suicide watch?Some of them, I'm just glad to see all of them get along.
>>29260664Yes, GurAme fags were eternally btfo'd, they cannot possibly recover. InAme is the new ship under heaven.
It's only a magnifying glass with optifine on
>Ig-@Downgoes.Fraser (OFFICIAL FULL LENGTH!!) Why You Always Lying videoWhat does this mean!?!
>Tennis RacketThe induction ceremony is complete
>>29260690Because nips kneel to the chinks. Yagoo taught her that, Gura refused to kneel.
>>29260705Surely we'll meet up at the Live, right?
I still hold true to my belief that the EN server is just going to be the location for the updated version of MC, and the JP server will stay as it is for 1.15, and the jp crew will slowly migrate over.
>so many fish, why are you alive?
>WHY YOU STILL ALIVINHaachama, please, let them live
>Why are you aliveing
IT'S NOT A TENNIS RACKET!!!!
FEATURING K.K. SLIDER
>>29260558I did. For three years. Ame is too strong.
>>29260684I can't tell if you're talking about Mori, Chicken, Ame or Polka.
>so many fish still aliving, why
I have some criticism for all of the Hololive EN girls but I don't really dislike any of them. They've accomplished a lot in just 2 months. I'm excited to see what the future brings.
>>29260762Based
>>29260737why can't they be this based when gura pulls pranks
>>29260673Please tell me what program this is
Australian education, everyone.
Damn Ame you pick long ass songs.
>>29260723Hmmmm
>>29260764oops meant for >>29260737forgive me, anon-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TSHnydDEp8On the topic of Ame, never forget the Dandy mashup of K.K
FIESTA TIME
HEY SEÑORITA
HERE WE GO
GO GO GO
>Amelier
COME TO MEXICO
Carlito! Carlito!
>>29260664Nope, the InAme stream just shows that the two are really good friends. Think of it this way;Ina is the person recording the hot sweaty GurAme sex, but never participates
holy based ame
>>29260664People need to accept Ame is a harem protagonist, both are viable.
Haachama's pop pop pop sound indicates that she has very nice wet lips, what a treat
CARLITO
>Carlitothis is a /jp/ dogwhistle lmfao
AMELIA VEN A MEXICO
Carlito!
>>29260558Anon most of us are well aware of the reality and we're having fun
GANAMOS HERMANOS!SALUDOS DESDE ARGENTINA!
>>29260723I'd agree but somehow the surveys keep showing that Mori has the fewest virgin fans.Not wrong in my case though
How the hell can she sleep a pillager was taking pot shots at her this whole time?
Carlito, Carlito, Calli-carlitoooo
SHE'S DESTROYING THE WHOLE ECOSYSTEMEN WILL NEVER RECOVER
>>29260709>8am Arizona timeI can't even stay up to watch it if I wanted to. I have to be at work at 8:00 a.m. so I guess VOD for me.
AME, COME TO MEXICO
~~CARLITO~~CARLITO~~
>>29259895>go outside>state's entering another lock downThanks, bugmen. Abayo.
ARE YOU DANCIN?
CARLITO!
POST ITYOU KNOW THE ONE
>>29260794I don't think Ame should be on that list but yes to the other three
>>29260558I would rather be in love with a virtual anime girl that won't reject me to my face thank you very much, I like it this way
CARLITO CARLITO
>>29260664I hated how good their chemistry is. I hoped that it would atleast be little awkward.
I was playing emulated Demon's Souls while hearing Ame's thing, and she was done but suddenly motherfucking CARLITO what the hell. Absolute fucking legend. What a gal.
>>29259895ironic coming from a deadbrap
>>29260801SEA-nigs aren't out yet that's why
Has haato been solo this entire time?
>thread full of spicsyab
>>29260717What the fuck?
Why does haachama want to kill everything?
This stream is like that /v/ meme about the pro player joining the server and dominating everyone. Gregory?
>>29260794Mori for me
>>29260830new narrative: ame read about our discussions earlier and decided to drop this as another hint
Ame's taco...
>>29260774>I'M NOT TOOOXIIIIIC!
>Gura logs on and says hi to Haachama>Haachama freaks out and alt+f4s in a panic>Sad Gura noises
>>29260181>>29260268Ina will watch Haachaama and pick up on the small tricks and strategies to play MC effectively
>>29260759Indeed. Might want to take an IQ test anon, to be on the safe side.
>>29260863it could be worse, you could live in california and actually be surrounded by them
God. I love Amelia.
>>29260860Yes, it's why she didn't end the stream at 59m59s
Who's the boy giving Gura halfbreeds?
>>29260858>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=1605148023920.pngrent free 24/7
nooo finish the last wheat
>george
>>29260762
>>29260643At some point I guess, But I dont think Polka will be building anything on the EN server anytime soon. Especially since JP server is gearing up for epic super robot wars showdown. Hatachma is going to EN server to avoid the wars.
>>29260717Akai Haato had so much potential. Now we're left with yet another brainless moeblob.
I drew this do you like it
>>29260847>>29260849SI
>>29260830part of why Ame's superchat readings got so popular is her flexing these kinds of /a/ radio songs.
>>29260858only pog braps think Mori is a GFE, not deadbeats. Get your lore reps straight
>>29260857>emulated Demon's Soulswat
ok I'm sorry I doubted you all she is for sure here what the hell
>>29260898who drew a butt on the tako
Is there a minecraft mod that will let me read posts in these threads in-game while I mine and listen to hoholive streams?
>>29260809Hey, I always appreciate a free (You)
Do you think Haachama lurks these threads?
>george>joergenFuck, I didn't even realize that. Thanks Haachama.
>>29260852She absolutely should
>Kiara led a stalker to Yuki-chanFucking Mori.
>>29260863Better a thread full of spics than a thread full of seaniggers, amigo.
>>29260868That's a classic. Throw that one around on current day /v/ and watch like 3 guys get it and everyone else reply with ironic shitposting. But yeah I know what you mean. Greg, the fucking legendary player that just logs in, rapes and then logs out.
>>29260833doubt
CARLI CARLITO
>>29259864I could never watch haachama she hurt my brain too much is this haato or haachama her angles are too hard for my /asp/ie brain
>>29260849look at all those Amelia Watson recolors in that gif
>>29260905pretty hot desugood job
>>29260910RPCS3 exists you know
>>29260905Yes, thank you
ANUTHA ONE
>>29260905Holy shit Gura really put that whey powder to use huh?
>CARLITO ON REPEAT
>>29260920The horse is Joe Rogan
>>29260731Dude, just wait for tonight's GFE ASfuckingMR and we'll see who's making shit up.
>>29260908Mori realized GFE generates more money
jorgenchama...
>>29260889Klaius? JayDeeVA? Dunno..
Holy shit the way Haachama harvest and plant wheat is killing me
haachama is imported cheap labor. she just came in to reap the wheat and sow the seeds. feed the cows and cull them, building chests to store wheatnice worker
>>29260857I take it you didn't get a ps5?
>>29260917It's called windowed mode
>>29259899Why are takodoxxshits like this?
>>29260900I hate this edit. Can I have some more please?
So this is the power of Nippon Engineering
Ameyou bastard I know you're here, you're too high quality man, get out of here
chat trying to get Haachama to say Joergen, lol
>haachama being raped by a pack of cowskino
>>29260905I wanna put my finger in there
>Open Haachama stream>More progress in 2 hours of minecraft than Mori in 2 months>Come to thread to shit on MoriJustify this deadbeats.
>>29260905Imagine inserting your fingers from both sides and PULLING as hard and fast as you can
>>29260917That's called two monitors, retardchama.
Abayo, b4bba...
>>29260723As opposed to 9/10 posters in /hlgg/, right? Stop kidding yourself.
>>29260904This is what she wants to be. That was just her as an insecure 16 year old acting out the character Cover set up for her.Anyway that tsuntsun stuff was probably just as cringy to the japs as watching Mori try to act tsundere was in English, I'm not sad she dropped it.
>>29260905>swim>drownGills should be facing downwards.
well that was fun good night /hlgg/
>>29260866>>29260904We live in dark timelines
And another one of the girls basically confirmed she's here
>>29260558at least they aren't turning into incels?
>>29260905
>>29260951I bet he's one of those people who say the remake is souless or whatever
>>29260799>I have some criticism for all of the Hololive EN girls but I don't really dislike any of themPost them coward.
What a great day it's beenI haven't slept and its 11 before noon
>>29260925agreed
I want to make a baby with Haachama
>>29260512It's that twitch culture doing its thing. $5 memberships are nothing to EN fans. The fact that we get something besides emotes is just a bonus.
>>29260974Shes not a fish anon, shes a shark.
HAACHAMA PLS SAVE THE HORSE AND MAKE HIM A BETTER PLACE
>>29260889Aquaman.
>>29260905Giger? I thought you were dead.
>>29260558I'm so emotionally crippled that even the slightest bit of affection is enough to make me form an emotional connection, I'm starving and a virtual streamer making kiss sounds into a microphone is a crumb of bread
>make baaby
>>29260945its a good thing I am an advocate of free entertainment, then. Mori is my oshi because shes the most poorfag frendly
>>29260905Shouldn't they be a little more to her sides? And also holy shit her abs
>>29260961hot
It's been fun teamates.
>>29260905gills are hot on gura
>>29260963Mori know she is bad at video games and owns it.
Haachama is telling you to make a baybe /jp/. Are you going to man up?
>make babby
>>29260963She doesn't like Minecraft
>>29260975Good night ame!
The after party never disappoints. Thanks Ame
>>29260981How and why?
where's ame playing music this time?
>>29260905remind me of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Kx75wUhuc
I WANNA MAKE BEBE WITH HAACHAMACHAMA TOO!!! ITS NOT FAIR!
>>29260936Is that actually pretty stable now? I remember trying to run drakenguard 3 a year or two ago and it was buggy as shit.
>>29260923>Yuki-chanWho
>>29260954No
I want to maek bebe with HAACHAMA
>>292609481 in the middle and 1 in the corner...
>>29260981Anon Ame has been pretty much confirmed here since the 3rd HOLOEN collab
>>29260975
haachamas feed and seed
>>29261001no it's me 3D guy
Abayo fuckers, it was a good day indeed
>ywn fuck Haachama missionary style and pump your load inside her while she whispers "make baybe make baybe" in your earbros...
>>29260925fuck them spicys, you can harass them and they just wont get triggered!
>>29260963Haachama has done better than all the ENs
>>29260558Agreed, I actually wish people had fewer outlets and releases from their depression and the mundaneness of their everyday lives so they'd just snap and become serial killers or something. That'd be infinitely better.
What's Carlito? Who's streaming?
>>29260992Are you well off enough financially to provide for a child with disabilities?
>>29261038I was making an H. R. Giger joke.
>>29261003haachama is proof that bovine hormones in food are good
>>29260907I remember thinking her playlists sounded like /a/ stuff while watching past life highlight clips
>>29260779kek
>>29260634Super Robot wars when? Subarugelion Vs Pekodan & Mikodam Vs 5th Len Lamyangel & AT Field.
>>29260975Good night anon.
>>29260919nah she isn't as insane about her chat, just doing gfe does not put you on the "parasocial relationship with own chat" list
>>29261013I guess it can't be helped.
>>29260819A true auteur.
How is babby made?
"No Ketamine"Haachama what are you talking about? Have you been in a K-Hole this whole time?
>>29260905>imsickenedbutcurious.jpgMore artists need to draw gura with gills
>>29260972Stop kidding yourself. Chumchads, takodaddies, teababes, and chickenlords are all swimming in pussy. Just look at chumguts, that guy must slay mad poon.
>>29260984Talking about ps5, have any holos bought one yet?, is there even any games they are allowed to play on it?
I want Haachama to make tiny subtle improvements to the server that the EN's won't really notice.
>>29260905Disgusting
Rate the streamRate Ame's post-stream music choices
>>29260905holy shit anon
>>29260512I wouldn't be surprised if Haachama suddenly beomces within the top 5 in most membered holo.
I AM GOING TO BREED HAACHAMA LIKE A FARM ANIMAL
>>29260905>gills based
Anything bad that ever happens is Mori's fault
Haachama has been snorting ketamine.
Hi Amelia, if you're here, you're great and I love you.Goodnight /hlgg/, shitposting aside tonight was fun. Hope you have fun with Haachama.
imagine pekora with good english, no one would watch gura
>>29260905are her gills sensitive?what happens if you french kiss it?
>>29261049Oh there was a drawfag named giger on /a/ a decade ago I think
>>29260905but how do you play the sax with those?
You wanna make baby? What it mean! I dont know, but ok!
>>29261026You just need a good PC
Oh god she's going to colonize the whole server
>>29261078today was great/10
BOING BOINGhttps://twitter.com/hutoshi_19/status/1328258641019826176
>>29260947>Klaius>still hasn't retweeted the new drawingYou think she saw the stream? I hope so.
>>29259900>>29259926>>29259930>>29259958>>29259959>>29259977>>29259985>>29260013>>29260029>>29260034>>29260093>>29260121>>29260123>>29260179>>29260195>>29260201>>29260269>>29260281>>29260354>>29260387>>29260402>>29260436>>29260439>>29260452>>29260463>>29260526>>29260566>>29260579>>29260709>>29260794>>29260835>>29260870>>29260923>>29260963>>29260973"Mori this, Mori that" does it every stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left in this board? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of everytime I look up this thread I have to scroll past a wall of mori shitposts.
>>29261012HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT MORI CALLIOPE WAS BAD AT VIDEO GA-
>>29261083This is true!
>>29260923Huh? How is Mori's fault?
>>29261031I kindly disagree with your refusal. Please provide more at your earliest convenience
>>29261086
>>29261071t. deadbeat
>>29261071Chumguts was witness to a rape, anon...
>>29260431gentlemen, behold! the absolute fucking mental state of the minecraft retards.
Haachama sounds like someone impressed that the stone age village has a single wheel
>>29261045Ame made a playlist and put that spicy meme song
>>29260952>>29260970Thanks peabrains. I'm looking to maximize an experience with what I've got.
>>29261038I refuse to believe you could be the 3d guy, it's impossible for him to exist and not break his hands in a pure rage over his program
Isn't Ina's farm ported over from Haachama's implementation? lol
>>29260762She uses babies for it, just like the scene in VVitch, which is why Ame was so panicked having that scene in her watchalong.
>>29261104>talking about hololives in the hololive threadi know right? fucking awful
>>29261078today was a good day/10 but I'm also glad she's returning to the old format from here on out
>>29261081You know that's done by artificial insemination
Fuck tree?
NARRATIVES!??!?!!?!?
>Thats really coolMeanwhile on the JP server Haachama already built a fully functional wool farm
>>29260905Very nice job, anon.
>>29260905what the fuck? blessed
>>29261053Haachama was building a mech to swallow the duck before she jumped ship to EN
>>29261104Based
i want to ground pound booba
>>29260975good night babe, thanks for swallowing this time>>292610788/10, great Ame lore well hidden (she goes commando no panties most days), music choices were shitty at first but got better as it went on (unavoidable with a chat her size though) my personal favourite thing is it was a "long boring" stream to her so she felt like she needed to give us an extra special treat at the end, because I'm a sucker for girls that go the extra mile to make up for feeling like a burder
>>29261083I cant believe Mori is jesus
>>29261102Good size
>>29261085Thank you :S
What ever happened to Kanata? She still gonna collab with Gura?
>>29260975Night night
>>29260544>embed>hard-panned retardation again>unembed
>>29261055That's not what I mean, but chat definitely fulfills a social function for her and that's why she likes to stream so much.
https://files.catbox.moe/3h8z9c.webmRisu is the storm that is approaching...>>29258691>>29258288Here ya go!
>sees little lava moat around a dirt box>do not release >doesn't even question itThis is definitely a JP server veteran
>>29261125I use CSP to draw, Zbrush is only for sculpting.
>>29261102How do you find untaged stuff?
>>29261123write the mod yourselfor i can do it for you 50$/hr
>>29261121kek
>>29261071>chickenlords are all swimming in pussy.the only KFP employee's swimming in pussy are Kiara's lesbian drawfag trio
>>29261104t. deadbeat
Did haachama just say 'make fuck tree'
>>29261104t. beetroot
>>29261102too big
>>29261083this but unironically
>>29261104Stay mad deadbeat
>>29261135Aqua voices Ame.
>>29260558>Why can't you people just watch vtubers for the entertainment value like normal people instead turning it into a parasocial>insteadThe business model inherently preys on the parasocial aspect you retard. This can be said of all streamers, but especially vtubers and especially Hololive given how SC dependent they are.
>Make fuck treeHAACHAMA?!
>>29260558This is bait. You fucking know where you're positing faggotl
>>29261071Dude, getting sold for three silver coins is not "losing your virginity"
>>29261037formerly haato's
>>29260905A bit too inhuman for my tastes. And the gills look like pockets with zippers desu. Appreciate how clean it is, though.
>doesn't even know how to make a farmI thought Haachama was a minecraft veteran
>>29260623Why did she do that?
>>29260975good night anon
>>29261135what narrative, it says IQ 5
>>29261104this is /mori/ though? what do you expect?
>>29260905i... i want to cum inside her gills as she suffocates brros
>>29261099I guess I might be out then. I have a AMD CPU and GPU and I hear those don't work well with emulators.
has haachama never made a farm in the entire time she's played on JP?
>>29261087>You will never taste guras gillsWhats even the point anymore?
>>29261118Yeah, he watched Ame ground pound your mom, nerd.
>>29261139Ya but it failed so she abandoned it. Things are about to get lit on JP server soon.
What's Haachama's actual IQ? 110?
Shouldn't Haachama know to get water?
>>29261102Nice nipples
>>29261135Probably LA Noire, since Ame's playing it later too
>>29260984The remake plays the same with worse VAs putting in a lower-quality performance and I disdain many of the graphical changes.
>>29261135She only has an IQ of 5?
>>29261031this shit was supposed to go away, anon
>>29261103Probably not. She'll retweet his new art, she just hasn't seen it yet I guess. She likes his art, she'll probably comment on how she loves him too, sooner or later.
>>29261102Okay now this is just ridiculous
>>29261104t. deadbrap
haachama farms like a black rhodesian
>>29261029How do you not know topsis newfag? She's fucking 13m tall and weighs 30 tons. Pretty fucking hard to miss her.
>>29261160Hey at least one of your programs works then. Good stuff
>>29261183they don't make farms anymore their food is automated
>>29261135she usually has placeholder thumbnails
>>29261196By the time she joined, the JP server must be advanced enough. So she never had to worry about the basics
>>29261183She's really good at copying blueprints
>>29260905Ah fuck you, man. Now I wanna see more /fit/ Gura art instead of what we're mostly getting now. Good shit dude.
>>29261102Too big
>>29261196Haachama is the one who started the whole automation of HoloJP's server
>>29261102Just the size that Gura likes em at
>>29261108It's a meme to make fun of Mori haters who blame her for everything. Saying "X is Mori's fault" despite Mori having nothing to do with the situation is the joke.
>>29261102too big, not a fan.
>>29261104Deadbeats:>rich>/jp/ and /a/ oldfags>honed musical tastes>not afraid of nihongo, do their reps>whole week with barely any stream, not one peep>empathize with their oshi because she's a hard worker or are glad to help someone who made it>will end your thread with giant walls of text if sufficiently provoked>spawn good memes without even trying>unaffected by dox to the point it's dangerous to others>manage to live rent free inside your head, but will pay you anywayFace it, we own this place.
>>29261183Everything in JP is auto-farmed so they have more time to actually build stuff
>>29261072Mori talked about buying a PS5 but realized she didn't want it because it has one game (Demon's Souls Remastered) and she can't even playing it on stream.
Do the lyrics make any more sense in Japanese? Any Symphogear-esque wordplay, symbolism, and lore behind the lyrics that I'm too EOP to understand?
>>29261123borderless windowed and then google "program to make window stay on top" and apply that to whatever web browser you're using
Even Haachama steals from Ina, the true EN experience.
>>29261202She's working an angle ya finna undercooked bagel
>>29261183She knows but she's being niceShe even said "wow" to a basic rail that goes in a straight line
>>29261157Absolutely based, thanks so much
>>29261135Is she picking a fight against the rabbit again?Did they make them choose between GTAV and LANOIRE?
Do you think there is any japanese watching Haachama right now?
>been getting into Vtubers in general ever since last week>this indie-ass shark has infinitely better facial control than any of the EN girlsWhy? She actually blinks and squints like a person instead of getting constant eyelid seizures like all the Holo EN girls. She and her friends curse a bit too much for my taste tho.
>>29261196She never had to dirty her hands with plebeian manual work and made machines to do it for her
>>29261183She probably forgot almost everything because of how advanced JP server is
>>29260905>gura's gills fluttering for air as she chokes on your cock
>>29261121I mean can you really blame Ina and Ame when Mori probably still hasn't found Diamonds, Kirara is continuing to make bigger and bigger chicken farms like the birb she is, and Gura is probably lost in the 10,000s by now still searching for a place to build Atlantis.
>>29261183She never had to because all the logistics was already built
>>29261223Oh yeah Top sis what did shitbird do now
>>29260905GILLJOBS FROM GURA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29261102>too fucking bigGROSS
I can already hear Ina saying "This is fine"
>>29261246s...sugoi
>>29261246Cope New fag!
Cooking borgar stream tomorrow
>>29261223You really gotta stop talking about her in this thread. I like her too and subscribe to her fanbox but go to /vy/t for yuki discussion
is she going to boil the fucking beef patty on tomorrow's cooking stream
https://files.catbox.moe/3q19mw.mp3Trying to juggle the levels of 3 different vocals is harder than it looks.70% pan this time, anon
There are so many lonely men out there.What has become of us men...
>>29261263go back, lurk more, dilate, kill yourself etc
>>29261263
>>29261263>she
>>29261246>not afraid of nihongo, do their repsyou must be confused, this is /jp/, we don't do nihongo here
>Thank you for watching todayThat aussie accent
>>29261161Follow enough artists within the circles and they'll retweet the rest for you.
>>29261285together with gyoza
>>29261242Well in that case who the fuck is Yuki-chan then?
Has anyone been archiving bubb4bot's streams? Please upload them somewhere.
>>29261271Topsis has an irl stalker. shitbird is the cause.
Bros, Haachama is kinda cute.
>Haachama's building her EN base on top of Haato's grave
Now I need a Haachama date
Isn't sleeping on top of a grave bad juju?
>haachama castle on wednesday
>>29261183JP server is post-scarcity utopia
>>29261263Abayo niggerball
>>29261078Playlist wasn't that great and Super SC Sunday definitely goes on too long but she's already adjusting SC Sunday for next week and she can't do much about people's shit taste in music so it was still enjoyable. She also sounded like she understood what I meant when I said that she shouldn't worry about commenting too much during watchalong's since people are there to listen to her and that JP's have done several successful 2-3 people movie collabs so that's also not a problem.
>>29260802hydrus client
>>29261263FEEL SO CLEAN LIKE A MONEY MACHINE
>>29260558because i love her
>>29261263The model is wasted on that lazy low effort tranny
>>29260944>GFEStop using buzzwords.>we'll see who's making shit up.You just did by claiming that she was doing every stream since the eikaiwa in girly mode.
>>29261302TopSis
>>29261263too bad about that tranny voice though
>>29261246Yeah I'm thinking we should rename this place /Mori/ because this bitch is always the topic of discussion
So after haachama which JP is gonna take the eigopill?
>>29261263Tranny got rid of his glasses when he got rid of his dick
>>29261246This is a pretty pathetic LARP even for a deadbeat falseflagger...t. deadbeat
>>29261104>This kills the beatdeads
good night folks
>>29260558How else are you supposed to deal with no gf, drugs?
>carlitohello ame
Wait how come she didn't know how to a make a farm?
BITCH BUILT CASTLE
I forgot how kino haachamas outro was, HoloEN is slacking.
>>29261263I can't seem to get this creature off my recommended
>>29261287Good times happened.
>>29261286Shit bird is hard to make out in that audio
>>29261260Just look at the members with the 2-6 month old badges. They're pretty much all Japanese.
>>29260962>>29260968>>29261131>>29261087Wouldn't the equivalent of this be shoving fingers down your trachea? Why would that be arousing and not painful?
>>29261102more paizuri art is always great
>>29261289>>29261292>>29261295>>29261318>>29261321>>29261323>>29261332>>29261337So what you are saying with the sudden anger is that some budget tranny has better technology than Hololive?
>>29261285It's summer in Australia right now right, she'll just put the patty outside for twenty minutes, eat it, and still somehow not get food poisoning.
>>29261102I've never been a huge fan of inverted nipples.
>>29261263Enjoy your vacation when they notice this postUse your time away to dilate
"Too big? No such thing!" - Gura
>>29261329Aloe...
>>29261263>>>/trash/western
>>29261323Minesweeper is good content!
>>29261246based?
>>29261263>shedilate
>>29261305you can look at the history of song requests on the site so no need to archive
>>29261356Yes.
Are you proud of Haachama for making so much progress?
>>29259864You know, it kinda worries me how this little girl all she is doing is playing minecraft, a game that caters to the mentally impaired, and getting paid for it. I believe it's not healthy, stunts growth
>>29261353Probably. I still want to do it.
>>29261263>Shehttps://streamable.com/3v4f7d
>>29259949why, what happened
>>29261263Not making me watch *him
Never managed to get this in, guess I'll share it with /hlgg/ instead.https://youtu.be/zhGnuWwpNxIThank you divegrass
Haachama's intro/outro are always great. Always love seeing it.
>>29261169>>29261236>>29261244>>29261273Post too gay
>>29261380What did she do?
I liked his Ina piece better but ero-Mori is pretty good.
>>29261382How long did she sing yesterday? Like two hours?
>>29261183JP server is several epochs ahead of the EN servers. Look at how she forgot you need a pickaxe to mine stone.
>>29261362Gura has pretty good taste
>>29261208>yes, the voice acting in demon's souls was crucial to the commercial success of the game.>no other game of its era holds up graphically today like demon's souls. the visual style is inseparable from the core gameplay that has become a timeless classic.oki doki boomer
BIG RED HEART
Someone SC her to play on the EN server with Gura please, I'm out of SC budget I think this would be the only way to get Gura to start collabing. Safe environment, on holoEN server, playing a bit with Haachama
>>29261382There aren't enough "hololives in fifteen years time" greentexts.
>>29260905>>29260905UOHHHHHHHH GURA'S GILLSgura's gills are an erogenous zone, approximately as sensitive as her outer labia. she likes it when you tease her gills, nothing gets her hornier or more embarrassed than teasing her gills under her clothes on your once a week trip to the shopping market. everyone around you thinks you're just tickling her but she has to try to hide her flushed face.gura can't cum from gill stimulation alone so teasing her gills is a surefire way to get her to fuck yougura's gills connect directly to her lungs and don't use her airway, so if you put her in a bath she doesn't need to come up for air when she's sucking your cockif you got gura pregnant, her belly would distend to accomodate the baby and this would stretch her gills, peeling them apart a little bitshe secretes a kind of slimy jelly to keep her gills moist, it works pretty well as a lubricant but she gets extremely embarrassed if you do that gura has gills so she can take five dicks at once. one in the throat, one in the pussy, one in the ass, and one in each set of gills
>>29261338Goodnight anon
>>29261404amazing art ruined by those baloons
>>29261406that's actually okay, professional musicians practice for hours in school
>We’ll finally see Mori play a Souls game
>>29261353To me it's more that they looks like open wounds that's disgusting.
>>29261390Ina blacklisted from JP collabs
>my Japanese livestream is at 9pm tonightSo much for your narratives kek.
>Ame and Gura immediately loot all the shit Haachama mined and go burn it in lava while she's offline
HoloEN is a MYTH
>>29261356It's some new start up called Atelier Live or something along those lines. They got good models but they can't scout talent worth a damn judging from DIlatemis
>>29261382>stuntsShe's been mentally regressing for the past 2 years.
>>29261307I know blaming Mori or Kiara is shitposting, but did topsis really get a stalker? She followed me back on twitter which I found super sweet in a really sad way.
>>29260905haha imagine if, like, just as a joke or something, hahaha
>>29261246>giant walls of text kek
>>29261329Aqua has to rebuild her fanbase after the West Taiwan sperg out and has been doing her reps...Same with Botan, she's ditching her mandarin and starting english.
Time to listen to some Gura songs and go to sleep
>>29261356Go promote on /vtubers/ nigger
>>29261356No, I clearly said he doesn't wear glasses while a lot of holos do.
>>29261329Polka obviously
>>29260717
>>29261427based
>>29261427This are the kind of narratives I like to see
>Gills>Giant OppaiYep I think it's time to go to bed. All the people with shit fetishes are starting to come out of the woodwork.
>>29261452Check her community tab on youtube.
>>29261418Gura is going to collab exclusively with Ame and Ina and you are going to like it!
>>29261404thats fucking hot
>>29261372Media request history on StreamElements only shows what was played in the most recent stream, not everything. Or am I retarded?
>>29261356You're not wrong, but the talent is more important than the tech. Gura's tech blows.
>>29261183Bro, take a modern person back in time to the Stone Age and ask them to make a farm.
>>29261163I'm actually reading documentation now. Didn't think I'd want such a thing so badly. I recently got into Minecraft and pulled into the Hololive rabbit hole. The things life throws at you. I'd definitely consider paying someone if I had the money. >>29261251Thanks. Honestly, the fact that Windows apps lack a stay-on-top feature makes me miss GNU/Linux even more.
>>29261329Polka
Oh shit, I just realized. With Haato exploring EN server on her own, she'll know it well and other JPs won't have to count only on Kiara for guidance. Haato is the scout before the invasion.
>>29260972>anon can not into mathBy your logic my point is still correct. Learn to fractions fag.
>>29261286I always love in choruses you hear them filling the down time, but when the song comes back on they're in unison, obviously they would be but it instills that feeling of unity.
>>29261452She said so, she is moving because of the stalker.
>>29261414Who are you quoting? I never said anything about the commercial success or whatever the fuck you're rambling about in the second line. I stated the reasons why I, as an individual, do not like the remaster. I didn't even say it's bad or that you shouldn't like it, so why are you having such a moment over it? Take a breath and calm down.
>>29261404>>29261432Her proportions and thighs makes her look like a fucking Amazon.
>>29261478>Gura/Ina collabI don't remember any
>>29261263Wasn’t this tranny HER before the vtuber shit?
>>29261492windows is named after the thing it does the worst
>>29261420
>>29261493Yes please
>>29261461Akua seems autistic enough to give eigo a pretty decent shake.
>>29261418Guratards never shut up do they"PLEASE COLLAB WITH GURA" in literally every vtuber chat god damn
>>29261478Based. Now if Ame just doesn't fuck it up by collabing with males we can continue to enjoy HoloEN until gen2 inevitably ruins everything.
>>29261509Dead by Daylight, Phasmophobia (then Ame joined)
>>29261327I don't even care about the trans thing but holy fuck that voice is terrible.
>>29261400Not GayI'm a vanilla Chad and i get triggered when Fan art faggot make unreal proportions of my chubbasOff yourselves
>>29261310Obviously. The only thing cooler than a castle is a haunted castle.
>>29261329Fubuki maybe? She has a lot of EOP viewers.
>>29261427Now this is based
>>29261427mmmmmmmm
>>29261404Mori gets some really great art. All of the ENs do really, but Mori's is the only one I actively follow on twitter.
>>29261505which is highly erotic
Haachama please bully this lazy fucking shark into building Atlantis already. It's been almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS and she hasn't even started and instead spends all her time putting penises onto Ame statues and making doors.
Okay /hlgg/, you can graduate Mori, but you need to sacrifice something precious to you. Will you do it? If yes, what will you sacrifice?
>>29260905Abs.
>>29261497Imagine if Flare jumps in too
>>29261183HoloJP server is Star Trek world where scarcity is gone, she's like a person a couple centuries in the future going back in time.
>>29261329Polka because she can communicate well with or without a language barrier.
>>29261497I like this narrative. Nobody suspects the retard, but really her recon will be invaluable.
>>29261497N-no! WE were supposed to be the black ships...
>>29261546(You)
>>29261475>It's realFuck
>>29261530what would it be like to live between ame's thighs?
>>29260717this really drives home how shit discord is for voice, jesas
>>29261546I'd be willing to delete my Gura folder if that is what it takes, yes
>>29261329HLGG full gen5 acquisition within six months.
>>29261523proof?
>>29261505>makes her look like a fucking Amazon.This is a bad thing because...?
>>29261104t.
Listening to the Zatsudan, Ina btfoing narrativefags left and right with saying that she rages silently is beautiful
>>29261427Monster girl fetishists, everyone. Literally 1 step removed from furries. Disgusting.
>>29261497Kinda makes sense EN fans aren't a bunch of psychos like JP fans.
>>29261522She's been putting in her reps to repair the hole left by Artia's people. She's keeping it member-only for now.
>>29261523Most of her fans only know Hololive through Gura. To them she is the alpha and omega. All other chuubas are just tools to be used by her.
>>29261546>what will you sacrifice?/hlgg/
>>29261567Smelly, sweaty, heaven
>>29261505>a fucking Amazonnice
>>29261475God that's sad
>>29261329Polka I hope, she seemed to like the EN girls in the Among Us collab and if the JP audience thinks she's too loud then they deserve to lose her that was probably just 5ch being gay but still.Otherwise I'd like to see some 'guest workers' from the JP construction companies as collab content.
>>29261263that is a man
SNNNIIFFFFFF
>>29261567HEAVEN
>>29261418Gura’s first JP holo collab will be the only one that has SC her Matsuri
>>29260941>>29261234Canonically gura has an extremely low bodyfat percentage, there's no reason to not believe she abs.
>>29261497Next up Sora will sneak onto the server and just follow around some of them
>>29261546Why are deadbeat falseflaggers like this....
>>29261553Pearl Harbor arc begins
>>29261380Didn't even build a door. Just littered chests everywhere. Built almost as much stone as she mined before leaving the tunnel. Spent like five minutes getting red crap from the nether before she got too scared.
>>29261497>HoloEN x HoloJP was Pearl Harbor this whole time
>>29261444I love girls in suits. Nice trips.
>>29261546You're already sacrificing something by default because her graduation will make all of her genmates miserable. It's like the only thing any of you know about Aloe is that she graduated and literally nothing else, especially not the fallout stream that came after.
>>29260687not that anon, but>implyingthat one anon who warned us about iofi months ago actually right
>>29261497Gee I wonder, with the open militarization of JP server now with 3 new giant super robots in 4 weeks...how could we have missed it? How will EN serve defend against the attack?
>>29261586Oh nice!
>>29260558what am I going to do? I'm locked up inside by orders of the government. I haven't seen direct sunlight for 7 months. I can't push through with my only ticket to finally graduate from college since the government banned laboratory activities. I can't apply to any jobs. I can't take the civil examinations. Im fucking doomed because of this fucking pandemic and the only thing that's pushing me to live is my fear of the afterlife and youtube. My sanity will probably break if both of those things will be cut off from me
>>29261611God I wish.
>>29261523I don't use chat, and you probably shouldn't either.
>>29261546Graduate the rest of HoloEN.
>>29261329Polka and Nene seem really into making inroads with EN, but Korone has been working on her English for like half a year and outright has a English tutor. Korone working a lot with ENs would bring a lot of fucking firepower that's for sure, but Fubuki is much better at collabing successfully with just about anyone so I wouldn't mind Friend showing up more even if her English isn't very impressive.
>>29261587It's funny because to Cover it's the opposite. Gura will be used as a tool to boost their struggling JP's so they can give them new outfits and models. Meanwhile, Gura will probably be stuck with the same shitty live2d she has currently.
>>29261611Sora......friends.......
>>29261382Won't Haachama go to college after she goes back to Japan?
>>29261580MOMMY
Imagine if all this Moriposting is just Mori kicking shit up to stroke her own ego. I wouldn't put it past a 4chan user to Anon stroke their ego.
>>29261601>EN server subcontractor arcCould be great tbqh.
>>29261427>she doesn't need to come up for air when she's sucking your cockUUOOOOOHHH
shitposthttps://files.catbox.moe/b5i0gf.mp4
>>29260464iofi has no bridge to EN anymore. risu 50/50. the only possible ID is moona
>>29261497If Pekora, Flare or Aqua come as well they'll probably take over the entire server and plant the great NIPPON flag on the EN soil. All hail DAI NIPPON TEIKOKU! BANZAI!
Mori has a PS5 now, what PS5 games should she play?
>>29261546>graduating one of the girlsHell no, not after gen5
>>29261631It's all coming together now...
>>29261523It's true though.Gura is literally too shy and autistic to ever ask anyone else.She barely mustered up the courage to ask Ame for a movie watchalong collab and Ame had actually forgotten about it. Gura would never bring it up a second time.
>>29260558Normal people don't watch vtubers.
>>29261580big button...
>>29261656t. Mori
>>29261639Its only a matter of time until chat is returns to being visible on stream and it will be unavoidable by then
>cover is so desperate to salvage HoloEN's shitty minecraft server that they asked haachama to do it
>>29261545Don't make fun of Gura for dreaming big.Would you have laughed if she said she planned to be the first Holo to reach 1 million?
>>29261329Polka easily. Her EN-marked streams and even some of the unmarked ones gets huge viewship from EoPs.
>>29261631It's time to fast track the Manhattan Project
>>29260558It suppresses my lust for real women which is an even more fruitless pursuit
>Mori hate dying down in t minus 2 days after the podcastAntibros.....
>>29261353super deepthroat
>>29261661i love it
>>29261677it hurt me to read your post
>>29261623>EN reacting to Mori's graduation the same way Gen 5 did to Aloe'sNo please I'm strong enough to take it
>>29261659>No gag reflex>Jaws a singular piece of highly elastic cartilageUOOOHHHH
>>29261656Rent free.
>>29261427>gura's gills connect directly to her lungs and don't use her airway, so if you put her in a bath she doesn't need to come up for air when she's sucking your cockthis isn't how gills work at all, but I'll let you have this one this time since I enjoy the narrative nonetheless
>>29261427That's pretty based
>>29261699They will stir shit during the ASMR stream
>>29261404COCK AND BALL TORTURE
The EN girls ending their streams and weeks in a good mood makes me happy. I hope Ame has some chill days "off" working on whatever Kiara is cooking up.Why would you want them to feel bad.
>>29261669Getting back at those gaijin pigs for hirishima and nagasaki... in minecraft!
>>29261699t. deadbeat
>>29261699>dying downGood one.
>>29261631Their revenge for the US building a carrier every week.
>>29261497>they let jp enter en server foe collabs and giggles>jp installs multiple explosives in key locations >en server goes kaboomso this was a revenge for the whole A Gura and ame left in the jp server
>>29261349Fair crit; I think she's being drowned out by Gura on center. Might've compensated too much since I felt the opposite before making level adjustments.
>>29261688Only the Japanese are amused by a world in which there is no want.
>>29261546Not worth it bro. No one wants Mori to graduate. We need her around so we can be united to shit post on deadbeats. And Yagoo needs her to be a pay piggy to milk the Akasupa simps.
>>29261667Ina mogged away any chance Iofi had with EN zozzle
>>29261497The JP girls have an infinite resource server, industrial complexes and giant robots while EN girls are still living in the fucking stone age. They don't stand a chance.
>>29261545She's at least thinking about Atlantis still, she said yesterday she feels bad she hasn't actually built anything notable at all yet on EN but has several ideas. 1.) Shark hood house, which she's working on although doesn't understand very well how to design big structures yet2.) Fruits house village. I think this is a fucking adorable idea and want them to work on it, but they need silk touch - which isn't actually hard to get, you can reset an enchanting table and spam the same pickaxe over and over until it appears.3.) Atlantis. Yesterday she mentioned she's considering the building materials for it - which is good because as long as she doesn't make it out of fucking prismarine, it will be way more realistic to make it. She was debating using a ton of glass for it but apparently is concerned the structure will lag up the server (I don't think so honestly, not like there's a lot of other structures standing around to do that).
>>29261611>Sora shows up>everyone treats her like a human being and just another part of the gang>Sora stays on EN>Polka in her darkest moment enters the EN after being invited to collab>ENfans love her and she stays on EN>2 months later Pekora, Moona and Miko have successfully moved their Gundams to EN>after Pekora realizes she can exploit the EN savages for profit
>>29261727>Ame's neck/chin
>>29261699Mori hate is a meme, majority of people don't give a fuck
>>29261661Nice anon
>>29261611That would be amazing
>>29261734I'm sorry but your agenda is failing, deadbeatbro
>>29261523Most of those messages are from their own "fans"
>>29261661ogey
>>29261688>HoloJPs are so desperate to prevent HoloEN from taking over that they sent Haachama to destroy them>Haachama takes over and destroys both servers
I like this EN member named Haachama
>>29261690To be honest, that statement would have been ridiculous in september.
>>29261699give it 5 hours, mori's usual streaming times tend to have full threads of timeloop mori anti bullshit
>>29261720>They will stir shit *After* the ASMR streamThey'll be too busy jerking of during
>>29261546Chumguts...
>>29261611If she wears Sora's face, will the skinwalker gain her stealth abilities?
>>29261727>why would you want them to feel badis the concept of the mentally ill/people with shitty lives forcing their pain onto others some sort of new concept to you
>>29261661took me a couple of seconds
>>29261658It'd a new challenge since EN server is as disconnected as the new world was from Europe 3 centuries ago. It's a new frontier that doesn't have free iron, cheap slave merchants, easy exp farming and all the other cool shit pekora built to make building on the JP server a piece of cake.
>>29261538Ina gets a few really high quality pieces, artists like other artists I guess.
https://youtu.be/d4yNWvAoHYAAquachama?? Are you turning tsundere for Ame?
>>29261740gave me chills, anon
Is there any girl that discusses on how to open up a 401(K) and figure out what contribution is right for me?
I think we might set a new record for the shortest stream ever this evening. I'm betting on 49 minutes.
>>29261656Fuck stop making me love Mori.
>>29261741>we
>>29261677>Hey Ame Outlast 3 is co-cop, wanna play it with me?Don't sell her short you fag.
>>29261658>>29261601>EN branch outsourcing to cheap foreign laborArt imitates life
>>29261646I'm still pissed they did Gura so dirty with her live2d and I'm not even that big a fan.
>>29261631Shubangelion already took the heads of Miko and Pekora though, the infighting severely lessened their firepower.
>>29261706It's not just a one-time reaction, it's long-time consequences. Kiara would become even more of a Pagliacci than Polka.
>>29261669Guys with the JP Mega corporations coming in I am afraid for Watson Industries and Ina-gineering. What are the chances that they won't get completely run over and go bankrupt?
>>29261651she better
>>29261699Must I remind you that no one is actually a Mori anti. It's not worth our time and effort. We just enjoy shit posting on deadbeats because you guys take the bait every time.
>>29261792I'm pretty sure your company is supposed to open that for you.
>>29261771Threads are comfy for Mori solo streams, it's only in her collabs with anyone outside of Kiara that the retards come out of hiding
Hololive EN minecraft collab with Haachama and polka...
>>29261515In a year she will be an average holo, with most of Hololive member getting over 1m sub milestone. I think she's glad she can relax now.
>>29261656If anything Mori is actively posting as her anti because she wants to read some negativity regarding her newfound success.
>>29261631Ame knew about this.That's why she is building the railway system.So that the EN members can move about quickly to carry out guerilla attacks once the Japs invade
>>29261688Wouldn't doubt it since MC streams are massive viewerflow for them, can't have a whole branch that doesn't play it
>>29261787>Ame just finished apologizing for calling her that
>>29261345She has alot of support and infrastructure behind her, not that she isn't deserving of it.
>>29261727I want Mori to at last have a little bit of regret for doing the podcast but the antifagging around her is already dying. She browses these threads so at least she might see this post and feel a little bad about it
>>29260905You'd have to fit the realism-style of the rest of the drawing or draw the rest besides the gills also more detailed.
>>29261766>Implying Haachaamaa will not completely take overThis isn't destruction, this is conquest
>>29261780Sometimes the obvious needs to be stated to show just how stupid it is.
>>29261744If Iofi can't come back from that she doesn't deserve to hold a wacom pen.
>>29261768I would like to impregnate that EN member named Haachama with my shockingly adequate penis.
>>29261611>Next up Sora will sneak onto the server and just follow around some of themReminds me of this image Takobro made. Look closely
Timelines explorer Amelia Watson for the 2nd outfit plz.
>>29261616What will be the nukes?
>PS5 more like Demon Souls machine...>I’m considering streaming some gameplay once it all arrives at my place but dou omoimasu ka, minna?Mori found away around permissions
>>29261672>PS5>games
>>29261749A home for broken girls inside yagoo's home for broken girls?
>>29261816Friends....
>>29261661took me a couple of seconds, but when i got it, goddamn...
>>29261771Ironically enough when she does stream and when we have more deadbeats bait gets ignored often and threads aren't even bad
>>29261818Or she's getting a rush from all the people coming out to defend her and call her cute.
>>29261821can throwing rocks beat gundams
>>29261161Because of funny reddit, it’s probably easier to find untagged shit, than tagged shit when it comes to Ame.
>>29261777>777YOU FOOL, YOUVE DAMNED US ALL
>>29261825>>29261787Ame's cute gomennasai changed her heart.
>>29261699Mori came to my house, shot my dog, fucked my mom, and shit in my bed. Then she lit a cigarette and asked me to get an uber for her. Fucking bitch.
>>29261727Mori clearly doesn't care about Hololive so she should graduate already so she can focus on her music instead.t.3 deadbeat
>>29261798Ame is the only exception and the only girl she can talk to like that
>>29261811>no one is actually a Mori antiwhich is even sadder for the actual Mori antisImagine other doing something that you do ironically. Thats got to be one of the worst feelings
>>29261546Graduating Mori at this point would be worse. I just want to delete some of her streams from existence
>>29261699Because it was recorded so long ago (or rather a couple weeks feels like a fucking year for holoEN) there really wasn't much on it we didn't know. As long as she doesn't do shit like that again I'll remember it happened but not hold it against her too much, as since then she's made an effort to really turn around perceptions about her - she's got a super busy week planned and is landing impressive JP collabs now, doing a lot to btfo the "she doesn't care about hololive" rrat. Maybe when she originally joined she was more focused on the music because she didn't really know Hololive much, but now I think she's making an effort to really integrate into it and make it a genuine thing.
>>29261715Are there even any instances of creatures that both use gills and have mammalian lungs? Because otherwise there isn't really a realistic equivalent for that situation anyway.
>>29261546I will sacrifice the ability to post HoloJP in /hlgg/
>Australian internet
>>29261545>>29261746Listen man she's out their in the wilderness working hard searching for a place to build Atlantis putting giant fucking tits on the Ame statue. She's doing all kinds of important shit!
>>29261248>she can't even playing it on stream.So you thought
>>29261830I'm starting to feel like Mori deliberately does things that piss /hlgg/ off
>>29261787Ame's harem grows.
>>29261854Best friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX7pFYH9O04What songs would you want Gura to sing in her next karaoke stream? Link related is my recommendation.
>>29261740There's absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying JP treating Minecraft as their hub world to play pranks on one another and build weird shit for fun.
>>29261840That's Moona
>>29261846TNT duper flying machines.
I wonder if one day they can bridge the language barrier and we can finally have the Gura/Ayame collab that will save Hololive and reunite /hlg/ and /hlgg/
>>29261807Yes, but it's starting to escalate out of control. 5th gen is now planing to build a Lamy Angel and AT field around their fortress of doom.
>>29261870based 666d6chad
>>29261859No.But a suicide bomber can.
>>29261329Polka knows some of the western canon already
>>29261849>Mori found away around permissionshow? isn't the company still a bitch?
>>29261787It's actually amazing how much communication is being made between holoJP and holoEN via translated clips, like that misunderstanding between Kiara and Subaru. Of all the side effects to come out of holoEN.
>>29261830I don't like that she did it and it has already proven how bad of an idea it was with all the Youtube comments and chat spamming about their shitty fucking podcast.Also Connor trying to leech of Ame and disrupting her chat but I'm not gonna hold a grudge against her for it. It's already happened and will calm down within a week or two anyway.
rip aussie internet
>>29261896A full quarter of the posts in these threads are attempts to piss us off, so the narrative about mori being one of us is true.
>>29260558Because we're not normal people.That's why we're here./hlgg/ itself is a parasocial relationship where people want to be believe there's some sense of camaraderie between complete strangers on the internet and the idea that I could see any one of you as a friend is just as unbelievable as seeing some virtual anime girl recgonise me as anything significant.
>>29261909Mori/Ayame collab when?
rip my superchat kek
haachama...
>>29261904Have to go with Japanese songs related to rainhttps://youtu.be/--bSzi9ffIIhttps://youtu.be/DcbNDi5AsbI
>>29261894Wait, what's happening? WHAT AM I MISSING RIGHT NOW?
>>29261830She doubles down when people yell at her for doing stupid shit. She said so herself on stream.
>>29261904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tOaQsNa5Js
>>29261891>putting giant fucking tits on the Ame statueHey now, that was essential to the process
>>29261849What the fuck are you even doing Morichama
Give chicken.
>>29261913But JP has Aqua, the queen of the TNT truck of peace.
>>29261880Plenty of animals have both gills and lungs. Qualifying with "mammals" seems like a dumb cope, though--she's Atlantean.
> The Corolla plunged through a starless night, sheets of rain reducing visibility even further. The occasional thud of weathered potholes in the tired dirt road punctuating incessant smooth jazz. > She imitated it all, the music and ambient noise both, between bites of cold leftovers and tap water gulped down from a reused 20 ounce plastic bottle. Yagoo slowly threaded his way along an uneven dirt path, headlights a wavering arc of light in the tediously unvarying scenery of pouring rain and twisted shrubbery.> This was far outside of his comfort zone. He biked to and from work every day, happily pedaling along in the crisp morning air to the upbeat tunes of Japanese pop idols new and old. Here, the atmosphere was… stagnant, a cold stillness he had never felt before. Sheets of rain, falling since who-knows-how-long before they’d even arrived, did nothing to wash away a pervasive stink of peat, frothing dirt and sand.> Despite being mere days, it felt like weeks ago Watson had appeared in his office, announcing her presence by pulling the fire alarm and causing half the building to evacuate (as was her custom) before unrolling a crumbling map and insisting that they depart immediately for Japan’s Easternmost territory, a small island the name of which she could not read as it was written in a mix of hiragana and kanji.> Yagoo called a contact at a government office only to discover that the island was off-limits to civilian travel. He pressed and the man relented, putting him on hold so he could attempt talking a supervisor into a short-term visitor’s permit. “Knowing what we know can happen there, it’s only natural they’d lock it down,” Ame whispered.> The catchy muzak rendition of Gurenge (mandatory as background music in every store, hospital, elevator, karaoke stream and government office for months now) ended as the man returned, obviously flustered. “Owing to your company’s status as a cultural asset... you’ve been granted a pair of visitation permits valid for two days. Entirely off the record, and contingent upon waiving all liability rights for the duration of your trip to the island. A list of forbidden activities will be faxed to your office by…”> Yagoo’s thoughts drifted back to the present. They’d put nearly 100 kilometers on the car, driving in a straight line on an island scarcely a kilometer and a half wide.> He put it in park, taking off his seatbelt and turning around to face the young woman lying in the bench seat behind him. “As I’ve said before, we’re getting nowhere. We should turn around and try to go back before we run out of gas.” He gestured out into the storm and as if on queue the windshield was peppered by a noisy swell of rain. “I’d rather not walk.”> She rolled over to face him, shaking her head. “Not to backseat, but I don’t think that would be very productive.” Pulling her hand from the blanket she’d wrapped herself in, Watson brandished her signature pocket-watch. Its arms stilled themselves before spasming wildly, thrashing and jerking to different times in no discernible pattern before falling motionless again, both sagging to the bottom of the clock face as if exhausted by their ordeal. She set it atop the blanket with a tender pat and pulled out a bricky gray gameboy from a backpack on the floor in front of her. She turned away quickly to hide an uncharacteristically worried expression. “At this point we’re not getting out unless we’re 'let' out.”> He shambled forward and knelt in the wet sand, arms cradling a heavy bundle wrapped in a straw mat. Seeking shelter from the winds, which seemed to intensify once they’d reached their destination, he placed his burden between two great boulders on the beach and paused briefly for his eyes to adjust to the scarce light. The wind battered him with cold droplets of rain as he unfurled the mat, fumbling through his pocket for tent stakes and securing it to the wet earth. > Finally, tenderly, he reached under his coat and unsheathed a stout, heavily patinated dagger. The knife was a curious object, ornate hilt no worse-for-wear in spite of the decades it had spent languishing in the shallow waters surrounding this very isle. The spine of it was thicker than a butcher’s knife, despite the relatively small length of the thing. It gave the copper blade a triangular shape representing movement even as it sat idly in his hand. He traced his fingers along the intricate carvings across its handle, feathers and wisps of smoke in bone overlaying a core of dark Japanese redwood.> He sheathed the knife once more and rose to his feet, shambling his way across the rocky shoreline and back to the car. Amelia perked up in the back seat, turning away from her gameboy as she heard the driver door open. “Back already? That was quick! Uh, Where is she?”> “No, we’re just getting started.” He popped the trunk and gazed back at the beach. “Are you coming?”
I can't believe Haachama is dead
>>29261934>he isn't invited to the /hlg/ meet-ups
Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...Until suddenly, everything ends.
>>29261805It makes sense when you consider it from Cover's perspective. Gura was popular sure, but she wasn't exactly that prolific or that popular as a streamer. Not to mention that Cover probably worried about how loli is much more controversial in the West than in Japan, and Gura's voice wouldn't really work on a non-loli. Cover likely assumed that Gura would be a ticking time bomb that'd blow up in their faces. I'm willing to bet they had her graduation papers pre-written even before her debut. So it makes sense they wouldn't waste time on getting her a decent live2d if they had such low expectations.
>>29261787>Amelia is getting a JP harem without speaking a word of JapaneseWatch and learn Kiara, this is the true gigastacy at work
>>29261913>I LOVE CROWS!
>>29261956it's fine she promised a weekend stream then never did it
>>29261875Luna had a hard time opening up to others at the start too but eventually she found the people she felt comfortable streaming with. Stop selling her short.
>>29261699I'm mostly just pretending Mori doesn't exist at this point, anon
>>29261836I'm just being silly and having a bit of narrative fun, she did great
>>29261905I don't disagree. However, I will say that it's far more interesting to see a Minecraft world be tamed instead of people just building more junk.
AWW JEEZ
>>29261957We have Kiara the undying.
rate the stream
>>29261937I don't think the world can handle a double GFE
>>29261347I blocked every channel that clipped him, the only time I see him now is when some fag posts him here.
>>29261904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
>>29261964> She nodded her head pointedly to the pocketwatch, hour hand winding its way steadily backwards while the minute hand spasmed across the face, tapping against the inside of the crystalline glass as though the flailing tendril of a dying spider. “You didn’t pay me…” She raised a figure dramatically, miming calculations as her up-cast blue eyes surveyed imaginary numbers. “... couldn’t pay me enough to go out there.”> Yagoo’s body was seizing, convulsing at the restraint of bonds that weren’t there. Couldn’t be there. All around him was black. But he could see himself. Though a steady rain of tears. There was nothing holding him. Yet he remained still. Muscles clenching and unclenching. He couldn't remember what he'd done, just the beach. But he was not at the beach.> Elderly Man Young Woman Adult Woman Child Man Child Woman Elderly Woman Young Man A deafening array of voices raked Yagoo’s ears, uncountable sources hammering the same words in discordant tones and volumes from darkness and masses of strange shapes surrounding him at a distance. For a brief moment he would see a face, a vast cavern of liquid faces in the darkness. Roiling. Collapsing upon themselves. Falling from sight but never from sound. Whispering (screaming) humming (singing) angelic (grating). Their tones many, uncountable. But their message was singular. “You come as one (bearing many) to the one (of many) because you have been beckoned (hmm) and can show (have shown) (will show) proper (the ways).”> “You have come to take but (Mercy) be given a voice (Acolyte).” He opened his mouth to scream silently, his cyclist’s muscles finally failing him. His legs bent, at the knee, ever too slightly in the wrong direction. “(Kneel) Hungry (not yet). Useful! (they will witness).”> His eyes burned as if set alight. The vision of the dark cave of liquid faces fell away. Images flashing around him. Feminine shapes of strange sizes, colors. A magenta light interspersing, tearing at him, who stared into the heart of a purple sun. Unfathomable size, female forms cycling endlessly, all different. It was too much. Overstimulating. Muscles contracted, held that way, driven even further. Feminine shapes, too fast to react … too loud…> Quiet. (Peaceful!) Calming form. The arts. (Affinity!) Porcelain (and shadow!) You will have your prize (and I mine). Be gone. (Acolyte and Protector). Generous gift.”> Yagoo woke to the low hiss of rain on a windshield and the continuous bump of an old sedan against the potholes and rain-carved puddles of an old dirt road. His entire body hurt, laid (he could deduce) in the back of the car. His joints, from his knees to fingers, were driven to agony at the slightest bend. A particularly savage jolt from a deep rut in the unpaved road earned a loud grunt of discomfort, and he heard Amelia groan in the driver’s seat.> “Great, you’re awake. Going to need you to explain at the military outpost why there are 3 of us.” With great difficulty Yagoo turned his head and opened his eyes, seeing now a young woman in the passenger seat.> She had apparently noticed when he began making noise, for she was silently watching him. Her hair was such a dark purple as to be nearly black, except for two stubby tentacular protrusions of bright orange and purple which framed her petite face, pale but for her rosy cheeks and blue-grey eyes. Such dark, lustrous hair fell across a witheringly short and slim form, draped in vestments a strange combination of traditional pattern and uncomfortable shapes. He drank in the sight of her greedily, subconsciously drawn to her, until she seemed to notice his attention and turn back around, cheeks flushing an even more brilliant shade of red.> He realized he’d been staring and sank back into the seat, another sharp jolt of pain as he stared into the ceiling of the car. “What happened?”> “What do you think happened?” Watson flicked her eyes into the overhead mirror to give him a look he could not place. “You squatted on the beach for half an hour and passed out in the middle of a tropical storm.” She stopped, eyes distant for a moment, pulling some wayward locks of hair behind her ear with one hand while steadying the wheel with the other. “Then I had to drag you back in here and drive off.”> “And that’s it?” He weakly gestured toward the young woman, the obvious next question left unstated. … “did you see anything else?”> She was staring ahead, not at the road but through it. At something. Her hand left the wheel once more, repeating the same motion. “Nothing relevant. She came over to the car as I was pushing you in here. I assumed you got what you wanted.”> Yagoo turned his eyes to her, the strange young woman staring out the window into the storm, before closing them again in a futile attempt to ease the violent drum of an intense headache. “We’ll see.” He paused. “I hope so.”
>>29261329Roboco
>>29261937narratives would be destroyed
>>29261959She said she's part human, so yeah. Her lore isn't consistent but the deduction from what we have is that Atlanteans are part-human, part-shark, or at least she is.
>>29261904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ4aigq3dzw
>>29261870This you nigga?
>>29261949What I said Gura is doing important work behind the scenes on her streams.
>>29261972All of that makes perfect sense, but I'm not sure Cover is competent enough to think things through like that.
>>29261975based
>>29261989Truly an EN
What's the age gap between you and your oshi
>>29261964>>29262002
>>29261937Calli would be too intimidated by Ojou.
>>29261964>>29262002Wtf this isnt a book, im not reading all that shit
>>29261868Should have just sent a supa with an Artic VPN, anon. Would have got her out of there real fast.
>>29261862this is true
>>29261878reminds me of this pasta
>>29261715thanks marine biology bro, i will do some more research to make my bizarre sexual fantasies about gura more accurate in the futurei already have some ideas with the conveyer belt womb
>>29261987I've had enough of you cunnyposters
>>29261830desu the most offensive thing about the podcast, other than being boring and that one faggot making a video crying that it was all just idolfags that don't like him, is that she wasted an entire day on it. There are a thousand better ways that she could've spent that day, especially considering it was approaching the peak of Mori overworking herself for the month.
>>29262010Holy mother of schizos
>>29261989
>>29262005Roboco was already a huge westaboo. Hell shes played Apex with English voiceovers for how long now?
>>29262002The fuck is this
>>29261909Only Rhythm Tengoku can save us ...
>>29261964>>29262002https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>29261749>>29261611U.S.A. has always been the kind of country friendly to new starts, any many of the New World countries in general.
>>29261699Honestly, I got bored of shitposting about her, I don't really care anymore, we need something new to happen.
>>29261964>>29262002Someone post a tldr, not wasting my time reading garbage narratives
>>29262030no you havent
>>29261937>*Mori's GUH*>*Ojou's giggles*I'm not ready for this.
CUNhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85706245
>>29261880It's not that, it's the fact that fish actually are almost constantly taking in water through their mouth, the gills are where the water is expelled out, they don't take the water in through the gills. So her airway wouldn't actually be free.If anything an underwater Gura with gills would have to be CONSTANTLY sucking in.Thinking about it, might actually make it better.
Imagine a holo dying on stream. That would be so fucked up.
>>29261937This needs to happen, but they both are too busy with real life stuff.
>>29262009Because Ame recommended it, she's definitely going to sing this lol. Though it does help that it sounds like something Gura would enjoy singing.
bros.. I'm frustrated
>>29261870>Mori gonna get a shitty contract from a rando JP produciton>Dont have to play Minecraft>Sing me up
>>29261947well fuck
>mfw haachama will build atlantis before gura even gets started on it
>>29262048this, it's the same shit these past few weeks
>>29261811Speak for yourself, I'm a Mori anti now. She made me one all by her own doing, week after week.
>>29262058>That would be so fucked up.it would also be pretty kino.
>>29261862Stop with this retarded narrative. I hope all the spammers get the rope, but ero artists have a phobia for using hashtags in the first place.
>>29261078I wonder if Ame will watch Haachama's adventure on the HoloEN-Minecraft-Server?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i071ggjXXP4
>>29261904https://youtu.be/ThWUQYMX8Ywhttps://youtu.be/0oFOxezOYCIMore bossa
>>29262061>Playing LoL is being busy now
>>29262022>want Mori to drop an ohoho~ in a stream>already know it won't happen since she's avoided ara ara~Fucking dammit.
I swear if you guys keep posting cunny I'm going to really be mad.
>>29262031>he most offensive thing about the podcast it that she wasted an entire day on itThis
>>29261749>Pekora realizes she can exploit the EN savages for profitPekora became a cartoonish mustache twirling evil industrialist so gradually I didn't even notice.
>>29262058depends, which holo
>>29262057Now that's neat. Thanks for clarifying.
>>29261989HoloEN gen 0/10
>>29261937Never
>>29262058The chances of that occurring are quite low, even with all of the conditions that many holos have. My greatest fear is actually having a burglar or stalker trying to break in while they're streaming.
what is carlito?
>>29262058Which one would it be?
>>29261989I had her volume turned down for Ame but it looked like she was having fun in holoEN's tunnels. I laughed when she stumbled into one of Ina's abandoned tunnels.
Wanna hear a funny joke.doxxbraps defending anitubers on /jp/.
>>29261964
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1328266896693628929>So many new friends since the podcast airing! To properly welcome our new Dead Beats, I have a full schedule planned.Well let's hope Mori does podcasts every week then if you want streams from her
>>29262091>>29262106Your favorite.
>>29261980which is also a pretty funny thing since ignoring Mori's existence entirely started after the "Mori lives rentfree in /hlgg/s collective head" started going around. So fucking easy kek
>>29261964>>29262002A fine narrative.
>>29262065Revel in it brother.For the frustration makes your love stronger.
>>29262063It fits her just like Bubbly fits Ame.
>>29262088
>>29262109Except it's not a joke since they're doing it unironically.
Someone is going to need to build Jehuty on HoloEN server.
>>29262109t. deadbeat, but for real
>>29262074Jokes on you Gura will be helping the whole time... just no one will notice her.
>>29262058imagine a holo committing sudoku on stream
>>29262086Yes.
>>29262086Y.. yes...
I have a prediction. If Ame and Mori won't be that active during Christmas, it means they're watching mogra and hang out on the r/a/dio threads. Screencap this
>>29261053>>29261139>>29261201Haachama didn't abandon it. Tonight's JP stream will be her trying to finish it. Her robot is called the King of Hearts which is the best fucking name that you could possibly give it if you know the reference. JP Haatons are geniuses.
>>2926198910/10I havent seen a Hololive EN MC stream this good since Gura Ame Ina Kiara Coco Haachama and Polka dug the tunnel to Guras old house. it was so funny when Kiara fell off the cliff and Haachama wrote the insulting message on the sign or when Ina protected a panicking Polka/Gura from skeletons
>>29261787true protagonist energy, offends a JP senpai and the JP senpai says "actually I like it"
>>29261947Good. She can continue seeking out more e-celebs and their validation, then maybe people here will realize it's totally fine calling her out for being a retard and it's not just schizo antis or some other bullshit. If her response is to get worse on purpose. let it happen to the point where literally nobody can defend her for being such a bitch.
>>29262121living onahole
>>29262088no you're not
>>29261964>>29262002Read it, it's ogey.
So how do i get into Mori? What is so great about her?
>>29262058With all the endurance streams she does I sometimes worry about Korone's health.
>>29262115oh god polka
>>29262088How mad?
>>29262113What a retard, jesus christ
>>29262135*are hanging outgoddamnit
>>29262115is this how you become a cringefart?
>>29262115Bubba's finally had enough.
>>29262029>conveyor belt womb
>>29261811>Must I remind you that no one is actually a Mori anti>He actually believes this
>>29261900That gif needs frames of Mori glancing at the screen to check for akasupas.
oh noooguysI wanted to collide my knees in rhythm to the melody I was humming, and FUCKING BONKED them togetheritai
>>29261989Leach.
>>29262137Well she better fucking hurry.
>>29261904Stevie Wonder - Golden Lady
>>29261925did ame respond to him at all?
>>29262074The main reaason Gura's always busy on sundays is because she's building Atlantis off-screen little by little and will surprise everyone on a minecraft stream with suddenly finding an already built Atlantis
I wanna see an Amevangelion.
>>29262013I'm not privy to the inner workings of Cover enough to say for sure, but perhaps the EN side has more competent people? They seem more proactive getting permissions at least. It's very possible that the EN managers thought that taking Gura was a risk due to Western culture.
>>29262162Really mad.
>>29262113this feels like a cheap attempt at making /hlgg/ mad, fuck you Mori I'm not getting angry over you
>>29262152Just watch her streams and figure it out for yourself? If you did and you still don't like her then just leave it at that.
>>29261787finally some good fucking teetee.
>>29261904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVhyQeSUXu0
>>29262030>>29262088
Knox in box
>>29262120Ame and Gura are definitely the type of friends to send each other songs that remind them of the other person. I'm the same.
>>29262113Zatsudan collabs are just podcasts by another name.Prove me wrong.
>>29262087She's done one before IIRC, sounded like Santa
Please frustrate me more, Gura. Relentlessly tease and bully me with your feet. Dig your heels into my ribcagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo3z5bEYTE8&feature=youtu.be&t=7075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V-yuoaLQUY
>>29262087Do your archive reps, anon. She gave us an ara ara in the T3 stream.
>>29262115>>29262156On no it really is her...
>>29262074Haachama... yamete....
>>29262152I won't let you, her entrances are mine.
>>29261989Based Aussie flexing her MC skills to plebs/10
>>29261878Your hopes will be dashed, like every other time Mori got peoples' hopes up.
>>29262152watch her concert, watch her Gura collab and watch her remix party. Those are her best streams and have the general gist of Mori streams
>>29262152Try her "music chat" stream. If you don't see the appeal - you'll never will.
>>29261989I enjoyed it. She sort of new what she was doing and seemed a lot more relaxed with her English then she is in other streams so it was mostly chilling with chat, mining and looking around. Look forward to her MC adventures in the future.
>>29262178What's the hurry?
>>29262210how would one go about reviving haato
>>29262113Doxxbraps will defend this.
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
>>29262211kek
>>29262113SHE’S HERE.
>>29262187give in to the cunny, let it consume you
>>29262175t.seething bugman
>>29262211There's a time traveler in HLGG.
>>29262175ESL chama...
>>292619894/5. Experience MCer, especially calling out why the tunnel wasn't escavated, although still made some mistakes. Talked alot with the EoP audience and seemed happy and enthusiastic about the responses and feedback. Also did things longer then I expected in a good way.
>>29261876There's this one faggot deadbeat who has an entire folder of mori shitposts. You can't make this shit up deadbeats are the worst.
>>29262202>>29262205I forgot about it since I watched it live and my memory only barely extends to the previous week anymore.
wonder if this still holds up...
>>29262113That's not even that many. Starting to believe the narrative that she is just trying to piss /hlgg/ off at this point.
>>29262113my narrative that she trolls us on purpose grows stronger every day
>>29262152I once asked this and all the replies said "members streams". It was unbelievable
>>29261964cd ~/Documents/naRRATive/nvim wontread p :wq
>>29262183JP gets the weeb shit.EN gets the god machines.
>>29262182>The main reaason Gura's always busy on sundays is because she's planning on how to ration her McDonald hamburgers for the week
>>29261816Ahh.. I remember anon. When it was a more civilized age in /hlgg. Before the dark times...
>>29262210Is this the part of the story where the little sister character comes into the plot and cockblocks one or more of the heroines gunning for the protagonist?
>>29262113>OG Deadbraaps worth less attention than disgusting ironic weeb podcast secondariesDeadbeats...
>>29261989I liked it. I want to think Haachama was whitelisted for the tour and just decided to show up and set up camp on her own.
>>29262189>>29262257Yeah, but she should listen to actual criticism instead of engaging the local schizos.
>>29262113Baiting /hlgg/ shouldn't be THIS easy and yet...
>>29262028Fuck they're on to us
>>29262113>she_knows_exactly_what_she's_doing.jpg>>29262257it was 11k right after the podcast, slowed down now.
>>29261661Send this to Coco
>>29262210>posting a happy edit of the real one
>>29262246What the fuck
>>29262153Same, dog needs rest.
>>29262113She has schedules every week, she just mentioned this cause podcast aired a few days ago, how is this a big deal
>>29262113Mori what the fuck? ahhahahahahahhaa
>>29262028The most insane part of this is the idea that there could be any sort of coordinated plan let alone the idea that people shitting on mori isn't authentic. Also what part of this current situation is "working out well for them"?
>>29262240Stop, I'm getting even madder than usual.
>>29262184>Who? Oh from the podcast, thank you for being nice to Mori.
>>29262257She did get a noticeable boost for a few days but it's slowing down
>>29262152Watch the recording streams
>>29262254Understandable, have a good one.
>>29262255I miss niggermanposting...
>>29262010Based. What a deadchad.
>>29262222
>>29262251He doesn't even like Mori Calliope and believes that her previous life was better. It's like Nobutards shitting on Polka for selling out on 5ch. I'm not sure if it's fair to blame deadbeats for it.
>>29261438Do your Biology-reps.
>>29262152>【DOOM Eternal】It is Not Done, So We Continue To Rip and Tear>【TRACK MAKING】Let Us Gather Samples from Heck, aka MY HOME>【MUSIC CHAT】Chatting and Sampling and Playing Instruments from My Realm!>【LIVE SHOW】Mori Live Music! Calliope Mori's First Free Concert, ye!>【英会話カフェ】LET'S PRACTICE ENGLISH, SLOWLY! :}>【HALLOWEEN BAR + SONG RELEASE PARTY】letz get spooky>【英会話デート】LET'S PRACTICE DATING ENGLISH, SLOWLY! :}These are, objectively, Mori's best streams. If you don't like any of them then she's probably not for you and your time would be better spent on another EN that you do enjoy.
>>29262307does atlantis even have Christmas
>>29262113deadbraps will defend this
>>29262290It's her first full schedule (as in, streams everyday) since debut
>>29262113Mori you little shit.
Reminder, Artia is actually Judas and tricking her western fans: https://imgur.com/a/4YT3D9j
>>29262290First time on the thread? Anything that even points to some narrative here gets used as an excuse to shitpost for hours/days.
https://youtu.be/zVaHmEsGYPwMy daughter is so talented
>>29262152I can only recommend the [Live Show] and the [Remix Party]
>>29262268Now that you said this, I can't get the image out of my mind. Fuck.
>>29262092Do more research before posting out of your ass about monstergirls. If I see this shit again, I won't be as nice as >>29262057 was. I'll just start posting shark gore until you can see how wrong you are.t. comparative anatomy instructor
>>29262185I certainly hope they have more competent people. I honestly think that they need an American department working on permissions. All those jap companies that won't give permissions have english speaking branches. Get an American Hololive representative with an American representative from Sony, Capcom, whatever and it will be sorted within the day. They aren't beholden to retarded norms, only dollar bills.
>>29262330atlantis is just mexico
>>29262269You know that who am I responding to again, yeah, you know that once you have an audience hooked you should count them in your pocket and move onto the next fish right? Your fans are less important than new fans.
>>29262135I dunno if I can watch r/a/dio this New Year's, they keep getting worse each year, last year they didn't play Komm Süsser Tod until like 7am EST.
>>29262183>JPs send their best pekodams and shubangelions>ame rustbucket made in 5 minutes from dirt, cotton, spit and goodwill manages to fend off their attackKino
Rushia is being exceptionally cute right now...
>>29262113I'm now imagining Mori posting this and then coming here to shitpost against herself.
>>29262113>she's messing with the local skitzos now"based"
>>29262330Yes.Why wouldn't an underwater civilisation have chimneys for santa to use?
>>29262255>DU YU REEALY BEELEV IT?>Ina Pancakes ritualposter>Salman>ogey rrat were more common to bait post
>>29262182She sings at the church, that's how she lives and gets access to instruments
>>29262351Fuck off.
>>29261720Wow, i can’t believe that Mori yelled into the asmr mic every time she got an akasupa. It’s like she doesn’t care about asmr or something.do you think she has one of those special mics, (borrowed from the asmr girls) or do you think it will be like Ame’s?
>>29262263Western mecha is about as obscure as can be, so when the EN server hits the space age in 6 years they'll be building Gundams too.
>>29262113>so many new friendsKek, it's just a few k realistically
>>29262376ogey
>>29262113>new friendsnewfags
>>29262297>anon pretends to be offended to harvest cunnyI appreciate your resolve.
>>29262113shes literally giving us the finger, /hlgg/bros....
>>29262371>>DU YU REEALY BEELEV IT?Never again bros
>>29262282>>29262299Look at the weekly numbers. 40-45k was normal for her for most weeks since debut. Definitely not worth mentioning.
>>29262152The word "adorkable" comes to mind.
When's Mori singing this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNM5mFQ9siI
>>29262113SHES HERE RIGHT NOW
Is there a way to tell Mori about Blasphemous without coming off as rude or having to send an akasupa? It's one of my favorite games and I really want to see her play it but she just keeps promising and then delaying it without a word.
>>29262371just the way of things anon ;_;
>>29262135I don't listen to r/a/dio anymore after it played One More Time, One More Chance and I almost cried myself to sleep. Fuck that, I don't need that in my life.
>>29262234I hope she does more songs like this, Big Iron might actually be my new favorite song from her now.
>>29262384>western mechaMechwarrior? StarSiege?
>>29262343Wanna have a play date with our daughters, anon?
>>29262185The ENMA was the first step, my bet next year they gonna have at least an office, JP really dont understands the western streaming bussiness
>>29262113Thank you Mori. We can never have enough ammo for shitting on deadbeats.
what happened to civia and artia?
>>29262394That's some puffy cute and funny right there
>>29262401It hasn't been a week since the podcasts though.
>>29262407I was the anon who suggested it when you first posted that pic and I'd say the chances are slim without her either playing NMH on stream or an unarchived karaoke stream with requests.
>>29262416she barely even plays games, cringefart
>>29262416dead pigeon through the window
>>29262185Didn't the EN side know to pull out of china before everyone else?
>>29262424>Not naming TransformersOut of touch and Amishpilled
>>29262431WHo?
>>29262340Sure thing, Chang.
>>29262431They got hired by the CCP Propaganda Agency
>>29262431See>>29262340 Apparently
>>29262426They'd have so much fun playing with each other.
>>29262431Bagged and tagged for termination. Unicorn horn goes for quite the price over there after all.
>>29262451t. deadqueef
>>29262297
>>29262268Gura is Mikan?
>>29262431CN is graduating, it was announced days ago.They've already got new incarnations in the works, or at least Artia has.
Friendly reminder thatGura met ame over a thousand years ago when Ame was in the middle of time traveling, they hit it off and ended up becoming friends, and Ame gave gura a frame of reference for her time jumping plans so gura would be there when Ame jumped into that time period. Gura used this information as reference and they would eventually ran into eachother decades or centuries down the road. They would spend days or weeks together before Amelia ended up traveling through time again.
>>29262455>Transformers>Mechaogey
>>29262416If it's a game, it'll have to be a sponsored stream for her to play it
>>29262113>new friendstfw the narratives were actually true
>>29262394Puffy cunny is the best
>>29262431Is it wrong to like Artia's dumb comic she is drawing?
>>29262416No clue but when you figure it out, let me know. Mori's my oshi and has been from day 1 but I've been tempted to drop an SC that boils down to "Please just stop promising things. I get why you do it but, seriously, stop."
>>29262471t. kikebrap
>>29262420LOLI UI UOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>29262449And she is already getting her usual daily number.
>>29262361>Braaaps this cuckedYou hate to see it.
>>29262340>uses the word westerngo back to your hole nigger
>>29262453I think that's just more the EN managers being cautious with their new talent. Pulling out wasn't a big deal when they were barely established.
>>29262420Thanks for the censor, friend. Managed to keep my job.
>>29262480cute narrative
>>29261925>It doesn't matter if she negatively affects other HoloENs with her actions
>>29262492t. semiteshart
>>29262255Relic of the past.
>>29262113I honestly thought she would get better after the freelance project but it's just as bad as before.
>a week passes>Haachama has full enchanted diamond armor, a nice house and has built several structures already on the EN server>Mori logs in to her literal hole in the wall and runs into haachamaWhat does she do?
>>29262482Don't ever complain about permissions if you're this anal about sponsored streams because the latter is the only source of revenue that might get us out of permissions hell.
We love you Gura
I LOVE YOU GURA!
>>29262480Reminder that one day Gura will be at Ame's funeral and then have to continue on living another couple tens of thousands of years all alone
>>29262480Ame was the one that destroyed Atlantis
>>29262485Can you spoonfeed me a link?I think that sort of thing is precious
>>29262505Well I just got demoted because of the censor!
Kiara's laugh sounds a lot like Pekora's.
>>29262491>. I get why you do itwhy does she do it
i love you, gura.
I LOVE YOU GURA.HOPE YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT"S REST.
>>29262521She'll shine Haachama's shoes for a dollar
I love you Gura!
>>29262201podcasts are scripted and produced. they also aren't streamed live.