/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How many eps of dandy we watchin?

I love chicken solostreams when she's enjoying the game.

How did Haachama get away with reviewing lewds on stream?

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

He's calling you a REDDITOR!
Post a RRAT to prove you're OGEY!

is the chicken being stalked

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

>No one is following me don't worry

SUBARU NARRATIVE DESTROYED

BASED CHICKEN

Sorry Kiara, but I'm part of another cult.

>Nobodies getting stalked
>Absolutely no reason, don't worry

>>29228755
maybe

GRADUATE MORI

>>29228753
id rather be a redditor

>>29228458
>>29228596
>>29228644
>deadbrapps actually think that mori is engaging enough to get viewers
shut the fuck up faggots. literally all of her sub growth comes from her shitty music video/anituber collabs.
people that tune in to watch just 5 minutes of this bitch immediateley leave and never come back. thats why she has the lowest subs to viewers ratio in holoEN and is near the bottom 3 for all of hololive.
650K fucking subs and you cant even average 15k viewers on most days. even during PRIME TIME BURGERHOURS with INA. this bitch couldnt hit 20k.

I love Ame, Haachama, Gura, and Polka.

Is there a reupload of Kusotori's karaoke stream? I missed it completely.

>>29228744
We don't know yet. Also Space Dandy Ame art when?

>>29228762

>>29228762
>>29228763
Worry

Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?

>>29228602
It's the chumflakes trying to tear down Mori so their perfect can-do-no-wrong oshi has nothing to compete with. Or should I say, it was. Deadbeats have kinda taken over /hlgg/ kek.

Hey Morihaters, Kiara already tweeted at the Trash Taste guys and is basically guaranteed to be their next guess. So what are you going to do when Mori's not the only person to have gone on an antiuber podcast and in all likeliness to have done a better job?
Are you going to bandwagon hate on Kiara too?

>>29228762
>Absolutely no reason, don't worry
This sounds like something a skinwalker would say

lewd the chaama

>>29228762
>>29228763
chicken already got her...

Honest to god, what happened to Ame?

Early on, she was the darling of these threads.

Then the amegeddon happened and there was gosling meltdown like I'd never seen before. Unprecedented shift of opinion.

Now they're just a bunch of attention whores. SAD.

>>29228170
It's not unlikely. Unless the JP-holos discover how easy it would be to start off with a few stock full-length English-sentences while doing their reps.

>>29228762
pardun?

>>29228747
It's Haachama, she can do whatever the fuck she wants.

>>29228605
Why not?
They are idols already so it's only natural for them to become deities with time, worship and sacrifices

>>29228773
t. deadbeat

reminder: gura is an actual mythological siren whose voice has magical properties
https://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a

>>29228762
Sure Kiara, we believe you

>>29228775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODVRU-2EKo0

>>29228762
Peko!?

>>29228773
>no capitalization
Every single time.

>>29228775
Look up magnet in the archives

>today's argument is that Holo's shouldn't try to earn money
You couldn't come up with anything better than that?

>>29228751
>>29228756
D-deadbraps...?

unity...

>>29228773
t. dedkek

>>29228785
Then we were right and Mori did set a bad precedent

>>29228788
FUCK the Chama.

>>29228804
Thanks amigo

I miss the days when we would have DU U RELE BELEV tribalism at the start of new threads.

>>29228773
I can hear your bones rattling deadbeat.

>>29228790
repost, skip this fag

>>29228747
She learned from last time.
https://youtu.be/ZrJ0dCR-C4s?t=371

Retards shouldn't have tits this big where do I file a complaint?

Today I shall remind the same 6 schizos

>>29228747
I want to see her and Ina do a collab.

be a mix of crazy and calm

I LOVE YOU GURA!

https://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a

>*phone rings*
>Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it.
>Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow.
>*banging*
>It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you uh, when I did.
>In the background, you hear muffled Big Ups noises
>Uh, hey, do me a favor.
>*banging*
>Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those membership streams in the archives?
>*banging*
>I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad.
>*bang BIG UPS bang MY DUDE*
>Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty threads back there.
>*recorder plays*
>You know...
>*deep guh*
>oh, no - *noises followed by a loud MY DUDE and static*

>>29228744
Not sure, but she has another stream later so maybe 5-6 at the most

THIS THREAD IS LEWCHAMAS ONLY
POST EVER YLEWDCHAMA
ALL OF EM

dusty... cat... womb....

>>29228751
>>29228756
Deadbeats win again

Mori should have just taken the AZKi route if she didn't care about hololive beyond shilling her music. Now we have to deal with the bullshit she brought in with the podcast and her stupid decisions from last month.

>>29228801
Please help she's too cute

>Mori has a scythe that can sever your soul and kill you in every meaningful way
>Kiara has an energy sword and an impervious shield
>Gura has a trident that can pierce anything
>Ina can make you go mad with just a sidelong glance and an army at her fingertips
>ame has a gun and TIME ACCEL
why is ame so underpowered?

Is Haachama-chama the only EN that the thread can consistently agree on is basically perfect nowadays?

>>29228773
Mori's my least favorite EN but I still decided to fact check your bullshit and whoops, looks like you are so utterly fucking wrong it's astounding.

>>29228790
She's a literal who 2nd hand used good, and her fans are annoying af

>>29228785
blame mori for starting it. this one was pretty obvious, man.

https://poal.me/yk4qkj
https://poal.me/yk4qkj
https://poal.me/yk4qkj

>>29228722
>>29228258

For those who were waiting for sven, I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
I've been having internet contectivity issues for the past half an hour, but I believe they're resolved now.

If you want to join and test, here's the deets to the hlgg server:
>>29227205

>>29228785
I don't think that podcast will have another Holo as a guest. It was just a novelty to gain views, because they are trend drifters.

>>29228813
The flag of Unity is stands, anon!

>>29228734
So suisei is a tetris champ, can sing, and can draw? Holy shit

>>29228785
Yes?

>>29228831
t. Klaius

>>29228829
u moron, its not updated

>>29228842
>He doesn't know of the gun devil

>>29228842
Idk a working time machine seems powerful enough for me

>>29228826
Ask Ame

>Yesterday
>KFP is NOT a cult
>Today
>Oh yea I'm a god now
Praise Kiara

If it weren't for the 3 KPF posting in these threads, or the antis reposting yabs the moment they happen, I'd never know chicken was streaming.

Why the hell do the threads feel like dead hours when a girl is streaming?

>>29228826
>Retards shouldn't have tits this big where do I file a complaint?
The mass that was supposed to be in the brain had to go somewhere, anon

>>29228782
t. deadbeat

>>29228647
>Mori never did it again
The absolute state of (you).
https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=3697
https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=4186
https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=4630

>>29228842
>TIME ACCEL
>Underpowered
She's gonna go Chronos Rose on your ass.

>>29228834

>>29228801
I can believe it, her voice is amazing

>>29228846
uhm, anonchama, your math reps...
he was claiming subs/views, this is the opposite

>>29228808
This has been the argument against Mori day 1, and it's fucking retarded. I'm a teamate and even I'm fucking pissed off 700/1500 posts in every thread are the same argument people have been having for one and a half months.

>>29228785
>implying they aren't already
Listen retard, the "antis" are just your average chumflake and tentacultist. They have ALWAYS been like this, it just wasn't as popular to anti post a few weeks ago due to the unity epic meme. There's a reason why Kiara's antis are also back in full force despite her literally not doing anything.

>>29228781
>that kid who couldn't graduate [from] high school

>>29228871
Shiposting is more fun

>>29228785
Can't wait for Kiara to mug them with her personality so hard that she steal whole podcast in revenge for them being dicks to Mori

>>29228785
GIMME GIMME ATTENTION
I WANT ATTENTION
MY DADDY FUCKED ME IN THE ASS SO ALL I TRY TO DO IS STIR SHIT IN AN MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUMN

>>29228790
>antis turn to Ame
You can't fool me, SEAnig. Deadbeats stand for UNITY.
t. deadbeat

>>29228871
>Why the hell do the threads feel like dead hours when a girl is streaming?
Because you don't care enough to watch/post about them yourself.

>>29228813
Delete the second person from the left and we are good.

>>29228813
I used to look forward to the weekly unity streams. Hope they will do one soon...

>>29228753

>>29228782
You got it backwards mate. Chumbuds already know our girl is best and winning, and we also know she loves her friends so we also support her friends.

Deadbeats on the other hand, seem to be really insecure and jealous about second place, and constantly try to compare Mori to Gura and say she's better at this or that, starting with the concert when they tried to tear down Gura's singing to say Mori was better. It's sad, especially even when their own oshi admits Gura is better but that's what gave her the inspiration to try.

>>29228834
God this retard has no right to be this lewd
>>29228842
Time accel is pretty fucking op

>>29228831
I feel conflicted somehow... I feel like I shouldn't like Gura since she's the most popular hololive and liking popular things makes me an uncultured peasant, but on the other hand she has the voice of an angel and watching her streams always fills me with healing feelings and makes me smile so maybe being a peasant isn't so bad...

I only really watch three of the five EN girls most weeks, some of them aren't really to my tastes but I absolutely don't want anyone to graduate. At least not without some months for everything to settle down and even then I'd want it to be on pleasant terms like moving on to new things. As fun as Gen Five is, there's still some scars over Aloe and I wouldn't want to see more of that.

>>29228801
TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO

>>29228858
Only two of these are actually skills, anon.

>>29228842
Time Control is the most OP superpower

>>29228871
Because people actually watch the stream

>>29228858

UUUUUUUHH BROS?????

>>29228842
>why is ame so underpowered?
Anon, don't you know that Time Ame was the one who brought the Holo EN lineup together in the first place?

>>29228801
was this from the member's stream?

I really like this game.

>>29228846
>Music video buff
literally does not count
music videos are not in the slightest comparable to actual streams

>>29228829
Reminder that condomates and cumsharts are actively gatekeeping because they think they're better than normies. Get down from your high horse, the idea of them being "idols" is such a joke they use it as a punchline themselves.

>>29228785
My dislike for mori is just increasing

>https://files.catbox.moe/pmi03h.mp3
Nice

I like this webm. That is all

>>29228846
>post deleted
LOL

>>29228920
yep

>>29228852
>https://poal.me/yk4qkj
That's pretty good, anon.

>>29228785
She already said she wanted to collab with holos only.

>>29228871
Because I'm watching Kiara and I forget I'm on this thread.

>>29228872
All hail god empress Kiara.

>>29228919
Wick is an opsec king which is why no one can dox him

>>29228870
Haachama mogs ame so much she has to have dumb outfits that hide her enormous honkers so ame doesn't feel bad

Who is bigger between haachama and ame?

>>29228880
Ina is really too agreeable for her own good

/hlgg/, I am going into battle and I need only your strongest tummies

Chikin...

>>29228880
I like how Ina awkwardly nods.

>>29228801
>>29228831
Thanks Gura

>>29228818
BREED the chaama

This Tauemon guy is pretty chill, it makes me a little sad when the bratty goddess keeps shitting on him.

>>29228880
b-b-but it's not the same!

This is an image of a rrail.
Consuming one will not restore stamina. Your teeth will break.
Have an agreeable day.

>>29228918
Can you link me the clip?
I'm interested in what my dearest Fubuki has to say about the comet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i071ggjXXP4

>going to start streaming on EN server
Kinda based but... what is she going to do? En server doesn't really have the resources to make giant gundams and shit yet

>>29228848
t. deadbeat

>>29228751
FPBP

>>29228906
hipsterchama.....

>>29228844
Polka is pretty liked too

>>29228888
Don't bring tentacultists into your schizo narrative retard tourist.

>>29228906
>I feel like I shouldn't like Gura since she's the most popular hololive and liking popular things makes me an uncultured peasan
popular=bad is such a weak mindset

>>29228846
anonchama read the stat below that with average viewers per stream.... shes the lowest in holoEN

>>29228846
It's better if you post the other EN too.

>>29228858
And check out what she can do with pistols!

PONYTAIL KIARA UUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>29228858
tetris, rhythm games, singing and drawing

how does she do it? is she just one of those asians that has a proficiency for everything she fucking does?

First I make a quick trick bone stack
Then I make a quick trick deadbrap

>>29228926
>the two holos with the normiest fanbase are the gatekeepers

Doxbraps, stop

>>29228871

No idea, KFP doesn't mind to be here or anything else, we're around Kiara and nothing more.

I'm a little slow so I only just realized calling everything t.deadbeat just means Mori is immune to all criticism since everything is considered shit, I guess that is how it be...

>>29228801

>>29228820
I miss them too.

>>29228959
Amelia Watson wants to know your location

>>29228884
I love this pic, thank you

>>29228976
LOOK AT HER GO!!!1111

>>29228929
I hope they do a karaoke collab

>>29228976
What is she doing?

>>29228976
12 shot suisei...

>>29228959
ogei

>>29228959
can I get uhhhhh 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 of them?

>>29228842
>save/load
Literally the best superpower.
She's a crackshot, too.

>>29228878
It's another "it's quirky and cool to be a literal fucking pedophile" episode. Seems to be a running theme.

>>29228972
it's only correct when it's Mori's music

>>29228986
awww no T o T

>>29228801
https://files.catbox.moe/p7zluo.mp3

>>29228974
other ENs arent even close since this stat is based on video views to subs and hers is really high because of music videos. She actually does have the lowest viewers per stream average though.

>>29228801
It's better when you listen to both times back to back

https://files.catbox.moe/mydrkj.ogg

>>29228976
GO LOOK AT HER!!!

>>29228846
retardchama...

>>29228950

>>29228842
She has the full extent of time traveling ability. The fact that she mentioned timeline means she can choose/control it to soem extent and that's OP.

Do you think Fubuki felt some disappointed feelings when she finally hit 1 million since Gura got it first?

>>29228964
She's going to work her ass off and actually start small.

Kiara and Mori fading into irrelevance and being replaced by Haachama and Polka!

Ready for your bible study later today?

post ame's giant futa cock

>>29228964
>still leeching holoEN
oh god this is cringe. youre holoJP. go back.

>>29228959
NO SHIT SHERKLOCK

>>29228975
>Rooster back tattoo
Hot damn.

>>29229008
nah, not listening to hard-panned vocals

>>29228788
>>29228818
>>29228955
You guys are gonna make me act up, goddamnit.

>>29228880
2nd was such a meek one that she said under her breath that it's forgettable.
Last one is when chat was trying to tell her how to fix her settings which is why she pointed out that she wasn't able to read it retard.

>I can't imitate voices
NARRATIVE BROS? YOU TOLD ME SHE WAS A SKINWALKER. WHAT NOW?

>>29228926
thank fuck theres gatekeeping, are you retarded?

WHY IS GURA
SO
GOOD
AT
SINGING
HOW A 25 YEARS OLD LOLI IS SO GOOD AT IT

>>29228940
Based, wish I could be like you.

>>29229019
She felt relieved, she never wanted to be the most popular and it was getting at her

>>29228976
LOOK AT HER GO!

>>29228808
NO STOP CLOWN GIRLS ARE MY WEAKNESS

OH GOD IMAGINE AME LIKE THIS COLLABING WITH POLKA HNNNNNG MY OCHINCHIN

Wasn't there for Kiara's karaoke, saw some clips.
Forgive me for numberfagging this one time, but how did she do viewership count-wise?

>>29228976
My first thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMa5pNSu17c

>>29229024
15th is TBD how likely is there going to be a stream?

Gura is a cute kid that likes to pull pranks

>>29228785
Fool, Kiara going on trash taste is great.

She always ruins collabs. We're weaponizing the dumb chicken.

>Seamlessly baits superchats
>Remembering and acknowledging her viewers
>"Just keep watching every single one of my streams"
Rushia's dark arts have been passed along

>>29228871
Antis don't watch streams

>>29229049
i'd say about 5-10% chance of a stream

>>29229035
thats what she want you to think

>>29228964
That's the point. She's gonna help people out and do her thing from scratch.

>>29228976
HER!!! AT LOOK GO

>>29228835
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1327643331661230081
La Lion is Best Lion.

>>29228964
I wonder how her JP fans are doing, she was so in touch with them until the 3 week ban and now she is playing with EN all the time

>>29229016
Fuck off chumpedophile. If you think child pornography is so QuIrKy and CoOl go tell your parents about it.

Remember the EN debut streams? I'm still laughing my ass off how in less than 5 minutes into each holo's debut, there was already one fucker out there that managed to successfully dox their real identity.

>>29229049
did she ever stream on sunday?

>>29229035
I wouldn't worry about it anon

>>29229039
>25 years old
She's 34

>>29229035
Hiding her power level

>>29229048
I'll answer you once she numberfags this stream

>>29228785
TT-Office somehow mysteriously burns down due to a mythical creature.

>>29229055
based janny, now CLEAN IT UP

>>29229049
You poor ignorant soul, Lord have mercy

>>29228813
Unity forever.

>>29229022
Polka would hate your guts for thinking something like this

>>29228976
Look at her go!

>>29229075
literally the first thing she did after her debut was streaming on a sunday

>>29228880
Deadbeats don't even watch her streams, they just blinding defend.

So... ETA until Klaius kills Gura's roommate?

>>29229049
Well she said today is masturbation day so she'll be busy but she may be able to squeeze a stream in.

>>29229057
WATCH
ONLY
ME

>>29228842
She's The Doctor, she'll win one way or the other.

>>29228950
>flat
>lewdest design
How does she do it?

>>29229072

>>29229048
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/j0u8ShR_yqI
Just look it up

do gura and haachama get along?

>>29229048
didn't break 29k, got overlapped by Ame stream ending, fucking mogged by Reddit review and then Gura's minecraft, she had to give her final encore on fucking Twitter

>>29229026
your new is showing

>>29229035
Be careful an-

>>29228909
This. Mori might not be good, but the entire gen might turn to shit if she was to graduate so it's better to just ignore her

>>29228842
Time travel shit is powerful as fuck and even without it, she is a human, therefore, apex predator stronger than all those folklore shit.

>>29229038
How in the everloving fuck is gatekeeping a good thing? I've never in my life heard someone actually DEFEND gatekeeping.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gatekeeping/

This is you.

>>29228880
theres no way mori is that dumb and is just doing that to make everybody mad at this point

>>29228975
Yakuza head Kiara should be a thing. Maybe it is a thing already.

>>29228976
More then enough to kill any stalker that moves

>6 hours of Sakuna kino next stream

chikin having so much fun with a chill game

>>29228964
lol that thumbnail is 100% going to get taken down Haachama. But I'm glad she's joining and embracing her rightful role as EN queen. I hope other honorary ENs follow as well. Having someone build some dope shit might poke the others into stepping their game up.

>En server doesn't really have the resources to make giant gundams and shit yet
Neither did JP around this time. She'll be able to help out in that regard.

>>29228950
>>29229016
Damn these are some strong tummies.

>>29229072
fag

>>29228976
She's pretty good.

Reminder!

>>29228842
>Gura has a trident that can pierce anything
She left it on a bus...

>>29229055
>She always ruins collabs.
Your boss is spanking you for saying that janny.

Why were people freaking out over the Klaius thing? I held back on watching it because I though it was going to be really cringeworthy, but literally all he said is "I'm jealous of Hitsu and Yuna because they interacta lot with their oshi, but I know it's fucking dumb to feel like this".
Isn't this literally how everybody feels about their oshi?

>>29229049
Yesterday she explained that she only put TBD in case there was a group collab but there isn't, however she also said she might do a guerilla minecraft stream so we'll see

>>29228900
Why does unity frustrate you?

>>29229048
Bad. KFP coped that she did well by JP standards.

>>29228900
t. deadbeat

>>29228906
you're just letting your contrarianism seep in. If you enjoyed Gura before there is no reason to start disliking her. Her fans have always been annoying so becoming more popular hasn't changed that and shouldn't influence your enjoyment of her.

Personally she was always #3 to me though, some great highs but her regular content isn't as enjoyable to me as some of the others regular content.

>>29229076
That sounds like something a skinwalker would say

>>29229117
weak bait

How long is Coco gonna have to worry about the goddamn chinks, fuck.

>>29229034
nutting to the chama doesn't count towards no nut november

>>29228788
>>29228818
>>29229034

This fucking retarded bitch makes my dick twitch goddamn. They didn't lie when they said everything in Australia is gonna suck the life out of you

>>29229019
If you think this you don't know FBK at all. Her kouhais hitting 1M before her was her ideal scenario this entire time.

>>29228858
At least post the finished picture.

>>29229153
>Deflects

>>29229111
didn't break 30k*

>>29228747
>How did Haachama get away with reviewing lewds on stream?

Ame and Haachama lewd review collab when?

Guys did Gura acknowledge Haachama's love for Ame during minecraft or she ignore it.

>>29228996
Dancing, but it looks ridiculous so someone edited in pistols and it somehow looks less ridiculous that way.

>>29229106
"Uoohhhhh" but without any doubts in terms of morality.

Kiara!

>>29229049
She said she might do it today

>>29228976
>>29228858
Is this normal for idols, they have to be multi talented? Why isn't this a thing in murica?

This shit is so good, I've been listening to it on loop since the last thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBc
Did someone from here make it? Seems weird for someone to have found it when it has so little views.

>>29228977
A lot of "talented" people are talented at almost everything they do (not to the same degree of course) because "learn stuff really fast" is pretty much universally applicable.

>>29229137
i'm not jealous of them at all, and if i were i sure as hell would know better than to ramble about it at length on stream.

>>29229147
I wouldn't worry about it anon

>>29229155
For once chinsects are doing a good job targeting redditdragon

>>29229110
My theory is that gura and haachama are actually the same person behind the screen.

ame:protagonist
gura:wacky mascot character
mori:fakeout antagonist
ina:real final boss
where does kiara fit in?

>>29228842
Ame is easily the most OP with prep time, and she's got the other girls to protect her while she sets up.

You also left out
>Kiara can infinitely respawn after death
>Gura can control the weather and the tides and cause massive natural disasters

>>29229117
>linking to r*ddit
go back

>>29229117
>reddit
Not gatekeeping ruined /tg/ and it will ruin this place. I don't want my /jp/ brothers to suffer the fate of my home.

>Kiara was a mochi maker in her past life

>>29228964
Watame... your wife abandoned you...

What is Ina's endgame?
What does Ina gain from joining Hololive when she's already a professional artist?

>>29228785
>spreading to the other ENs
Thats pretty much the reason i hated the the idea of her going in the first place

>>29228964
Woah, she's actually gonna go play in the EN server? Finally there's gonna be some progress

>>29229155

Every week they're moving foward, and less spam is on the chat, 2 o 3 weeks more.

>>29228918
For the life of me I will never understand why Fubuki ever used this fucking outfit, it made her look like an ugly boy.

>>29229026
she is gen 0, fuck off faggot

>>29229179
In JP it helps set you apart from the competition.

>>29229074
Gura even intentionally left hints to who she previously was

>>29229111
>>29229140
Found the deadbeats, she still got mogged by fucking Ame after shilling her shit for a MONTH. Nice fucken "musician" you have there.

>>29229107
Gura would just be creeped out by you bro. Sorry, most people aren't huge fans of pedos. Maybe go outside.

>>29229186
ogey Chang

>>29229108
>https://holo.poi.cat/stream/j0u8ShR_yqI
Thanks
>>29229111
Chumkin...I guess both she and KFP will need to come to terms with their size.

Fire Emblem back!

>>29229190
chikin

>>29228785
Do you want the shazam pasta?

>>29229190
comedic relief

is it still butthurt about Mori hours?

>>29229111
Even if Ame were to release her viewers, it just around +5k people...

>>29228813
Yeah... Unity...

>>29229190
true love interest

don't open this image

>Fire Emblem Stream next week
NARRATIVES BTFO'D

>Checking Haachama's description for her next Minecraft vid
>She is moving to the EN server
The fuck, I though the tour thing was just like a onetime thing like with Polka.
Are you telling me that Haachama will have a house there before fucking Calli?

>>29228871
Can't watch the stream, post and read the thread at the same time.

>>29228964
I WONDER HOW GURA FEELS NOW THAT HER WIFE IS STOLEN.

>>29229137
it was one schizo SEAnigger, not people

>>29228864
>He doesn't know the gun devil's dead

>>29228813
Looking forward to full EN collabs again, once the girls have grown on their own.

>>29229208
Good, I want to see her able to interact with the other holos again..

Especially with Gura who stood in solidarity with her during her hard time.

>>29229179
Think of it like variety entertainers

>>29229026
How long are you going to seethe at HoloEN Gen 0's pride?

>>29229236
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER

>>29229202
A hobby mostly, I think the people she played FFXIV with stopped/reduced greatly their play time so she's looking for something else. Also great for networking, a nice way to showcase her skills (like with Enma), and more money while she's in her prime

>>29229180
Damn that's good.

>>29229215
Kek

>>29229186
Chang your nation needs you to fight the pajeets

>>29228906
>I feel like I shouldn't like popular stuff, because liking popular things makes me an uncultured peasant
It feels like you are taking this way too seriously. VTubing is quite a niche-interest already anyway. Not like you can't branch off and find additional interesting VTuber's on your own. Nobody hinders you to expand your horizon. Except yourself maybe.

>>29229202
friendship

>>29229198
>/jp/ brothers
>Hololive shit
lol, holoshit are the tourists already

>>29228781
Yes
>>29228929
Love it

>>29229202
Wanting to do something different on the side she figured she would like?

She stated one of her goals was getting more people into art, outside of that who knows. Not like she needs the money like the other four assumedly do.

>>29229123
Considering the relationship with her fanbase, a mafia boss outfit will probably suit her.

>fire emblem next week
>no super mario
>more sakuna
>collab with marine-senpai
Rate chikin schedule for next week

>>29229236
FUCK OFF GHO STRIDER

>>29228813
I miss those collabs so fucking much...

>>29229242
Calli already confirmed she's getting fucked by Haachama sometime in the next two weeks.

>>29229236

>>29229242
That's cool, I feel like the EN server doesn't get enough activity. Like in the JP server you see holos spontaneously run into each other even if they're not doing collabs while the ENs don't really unless they plan it out ahead of time.

>>29228964
Haachama is gonna increase the technology level of the HoloEN server by tenfold!

>>29229240
She literally said that she was taking a break from it for this week awhile ago.

Gura brags about being a predator but she seems to be quite cowardly when faced with danger. I find it hard to believe she's done anything other than eat the scraps left behind by other predators because she's too afraid to go for the kill herself. Perhaps this is why she's so good about rationing her food today.

>>29229202
unironic goal is to just make friends and get used to talking to people

>>29228842
Ame doesn't even need the gun. All she needs is a FUCKING PENCIL

>>29229236
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER

>>29228844
I don't like her. Never have.

>>29229279
Imma wait until she actually releases it.

finally the interesting part of the stream starts

>>29229190
tutorial boss

>>29229193
>Gura can control the weather and the tides and cause massive natural disasters
Only the sun can be controlled by her stop spreading lies

>>29229215
Hey deadbeats support Kiara

>>29229235
then she'd at least break 30k

>>29229190
The annoying comic relief most people don't want to see on screen but has a vocal fanbase.

>>29228964
The JPs are going to start migrating, aren't they?
>Kiara logs in
>Moona and Pekora are playing together

>>29229180
Make sure it gets played on the next Superchat reading

>>29228904
>Deadbeats on the other hand, seem to be really insecure and jealous about second place, and constantly try to compare Mori to Gura and say she's better at this or that
I'll take things that didn't happen for $5 thank you very much.

>>29229279
comfy/10
I wish she was more patient with Mario

This fucking king

>>29229239
I- is that a...
>>29229242
ENs can visit JP server any time, so I assume JPs can visit EN server any time.

>>29229287
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER

>>29229291
Sharks are notoriously cowardly when faced with a bigger predator. They'll avoid waters where they spotted an orca for years or something for example.

>>29228844
I don't really like Haachama, she's too much

>>29229190
pink ranger

Nice the real stream is starting

>>29229201
>Watame joins EN survey
>Then Polka
>Then Nene
>Then Aki

Is this the Aryan Paradise Kiara was planning?

>>29228872
from CEO to Queen to God in less than 24 hours

>>29228964
holy based, looking forward to watch this stream

>>29229086
Lack of self-awareness is an inseperable part of /hlff/.

>>29228846
Let me normalize that for you:
26.7M-7.1M-3.2M-2.5M-1.1M-0.8M = 13.1M

13.1M/(55-5) Videos = 0.262M

0.262M/642,000 Subs = 40.81%

>>29229313
Anon why would you post your own SC?

>>29229129
Haachama's thumbnails are too powerful.

>>29229242
Seriously? Sounds more like just another meme thing she does but then she doesn't actually do it for real

>>29229215
t. sandbagging deadbeat

>>29229310
Needs to have 5k views for the bot to no auto filter it I think.

>>29229216
Somebody cant handle their cunny...

>>29229279
I'm glad she like sakuna, this game is so comfy to watch

>>29229242
Haachama... is truly the most powerful

>>29229278
Exactly.

>>29228964
Haachama is the second best only lose to Pekora when it comes for automatic resources and definitely one of the top Minecraft player at jp. You can expect good things from her if she decided to get serious at EN server.

>>29229287
FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER

>>29229342
Do you think she realizes she's being lewd, or does she just do it accidentally because she is innocent and naive?

>>29229234
Pretty much. People still triggered about the podcast.

>>29229279
I hope she's shedding off her numberfagging since she's streaming these comfy games

>>29229328
oh right she claimed the commonwealth as well.

>>29228964
Hachaama's also got several minecraft streams scheduled for next week. It'll be interesting to see how many of them are on the EN server and if there's any collabs there.

>>29229279
Will watch for Marine

Don't watch chimkin otherwise, no matter the game

>>29228880
Ina really saved that stream, it would had been nothing but "oh ya your boi is really bad at videogames" without her cute aura.

>>29229311
Newfagchama, your archivereps.

>>29229202
Curing her agoraphobia. Which is ironic, because she would tell you to go for a professional for it.

>>29229291
sharks are pussies, that's why they tell you to punch them in the nose when you are attacked

>>29229338

Because i'm CLP, not NOK

>>29229268
I know. And I want /hlgg/ to damage /jp/ the least.
Gatekeeping, and making the thread incomprehensible to newfags, is the way to do it.

>>29229239
FOUR FUCKING SUPERCHATS

This is Gaoo Goorah of hololive en
say something nice

>>29229356
I thought about playing it but...?

>>29229236
kek. deadbeats oc is so fucking good. made me audibly laugh / 10. FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER.

>>29229365
But muh precedent tho! She doesn't care about Hololive!

>>29229363
Haachama definitely as an innocent side to her (such as not knowing what a one night stand is), but she 100% knows what she's doing.

>>29229202
>What does Ina gain from joining Hololive when she's already a professional artist?
This is sort of why Ina is so comfy to watch. She doesn't do it JUST for money, or for the popularity or anything. She's just doing it to spread the love of art and comfy streams. She's said before that she doesn't like taking the lead, and that she'd much rather support someone she trusts 110%

She's wholesome as fuck

Newfag here, just started watching Peko's livestream. Why has she stored people inside what looks like very small concrete boxes?

>>29229279
Fun/Rating
That being said, she's playing debuff only. I guess she was serious about wanting to be the RPG player out of Hololive.
It's probably a good idea, in the sense that if she is not overlapping with the other genmates she's going to capture audience that would have been left out otherwise.

>>29229239
Wait why do I hear someone running down my haewnearetbsrvtdffstnhrbrvthbfhg

>>29229304
Anon, the sun coming out isn't controlling the sun, it's controlling the clouds. Also what do you think poseidon's trident does? It can cause tidal waves.

>>29229180
Chicks with bricks come
Chicks with blocks come
Chicks with bricks and blocks come

>>29228904
That was just a few guys mate, most of us don't give a fuck

>>29229287
FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER

>>29229388
She's not my favorite from EN but I really like her. Solo she's pretty good, although a bit too "streamer" for my taste, but in collabs she's really nice

>>29229242
I love this idea, but I also think Haachama is going to kind of "ruin" the EN server, it has some charm they are still living in dirt houses and think railways are the most advanced technology.

>>29229287
FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER
Damn piece of shit. Thinks he can just show his bony ass here...