/jp/ - Otaku Culture

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

This is the thread

>the rrats are not fucking with chicken's streamlabs setup
how long until a rrat yab?

>>29225452
Ogey

yab

The 2hus...

>>29225085
>>29225389
Reminder that Ame thinks the only way to bring Windows Explorer back if it crashes or you end task it is to restart your PC.

>>29225442
Something looks off about that picture

>>29225442
JUST INA

>>29225458

Ogey!!!

>>29225460
Rrat

HOW SHE DOES IT

Ina

>>29225452
t. deadbeat

I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe

lewd the chaama

>>29225466
Are they still alive? Fuck. Make another half dozen threads STAT.

You motherfuckers

>>29225442
Based unity op

Poor 2hus...

>>29225452
t. farthuffer

I gave Kiara a red SC

>>29225452
debunked

>>29225442
Deadbeat hands made this edit.

>>29225479
Rrat!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGy4dG3hYsM
Happy chicken rice farming

>>29225461
yab

Brain damage

oh yes kiara call me a gluttonous buffon

>>29225442
The real unity

I love you takos!

When will Mori publicly address the brap incident? Now even the Trash Taste fanbase knows she farted in the toilet.

>>29225452

Imagine the smell

>>29225442
Unity.

Hey Jay-pee
My name is Calli-P, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are coping, seething, schizoposters who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass narratives. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any BIG UPS? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people for falling for bait, but you all forget to take your meds to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Gura's feet ASMR.
Don't be a rrat. Just hit me with your ogeys. I'm pretty much bad at videogames. I was an oldfag on /a/, and shilled badly on /mu/. What posts do you even make, other than "jack off to #amelewd"? I also get straight FAT AKASUPAS, and have a banging hot girl friend (I just blew her off; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who shouldn't kill yourselves because I don't want to meet you. Thanks for listening, PEACE.
Pic Related: It's me and my bird
t. deadbeat

>>29225452

>>29225482
The fuck? its barely a hour into the stream.

>>29225500

Based

only deadbeats can reply to this post

>>29225313
They are only different when accusing them of war crimes or composing music

>>29225482
literally people tuning into the first stream after the karaoke and giving superchats they couldn't give from last night. She was getting supers before she even started streaming.

ogeyyy

>>29225493
BASED

I like this chicken!

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

>>29224460
where did she say this?

>>29225452
Since when is ritualposting allowed on /jp/ anyway?

>>29225521
>Do vtubers need to go to the toilet?
I dunno about that anon

>>29225482
She has real fans.

>>29225452
That's not fuckin true. Here's the audio with her BGM removed. Tell me where you hear even a single second of fart.

>>29225482
>Spend 2-3 hours reading every single SC after her stream
>suprised people will SC her when she provides so much value
There is a reason Ina has both high viewership and a ton of members but a low SC amount

>>29225500
Thanks for paying your monthly wages

>>29225489
I can believe, because I love my boss too!

>>29225510

>>29225493
not the 2hus...

>>29225452
Can you SMEEEEEEELLL what Ya Boi is shitting!

>>29225530
she is insecure so if I throw reds at her she'll probably notice me, and then we have sex

Reminder that
Swearing is fine when there's precedent for it, like if you're angry at something or you're gonna make a joke etc. That's why Gura swearing a few times in her recent streams doesn't bother me at all as it shouldn't anybody else, they even kinda flew under my radar honestly.
Now swearing like a sailor for no reason on the other hand is a highly unappealing trait irrelevant of your gender, it has nothing to do with being a "purityfag"

>She has to change her face
the narratives were true.

Why did the thread turn on Klaius? All he wanted was for Gura to call him Onii-chan and let him shoot his load inside her.

>>29225493
jezas

>>29225482
Existing, breathing, being a female, collabing with Rushia unlocked some more of her powers.

>>29225528
Uhh based?

>>29225553
i can see your bony fingers deadbeat

Who /deadbeats/ here?

The Rice game looks fun. Anyone tried it first hand?

>>29225553
What are the odds of her sampling it in her next song

>>29225442
LOOL I JUST NOTICED WHEN I WENT TO SAVE THE PIC IN MY UNITY FOLDER

Deadbraps....

Any other sound chads here?

>>29225553
I dont know man, this post looks like its made by a deadbeat

>>29225442
True unity.

my Haato will go on
https://files.catbox.moe/25u1nj.webm

So we all know Kizuna Ai is getting closer to hololive
Any chances of ehr joining in just to be with her waifu?
how would people react?
Would Sora finally get stable holo to collab with?

>>29225580
>comes back with 2 guns
Bros help things are getting too real!

>>29225553
t. deadbeat
Based edit, anon

>>29225493
Still not enough to beat the record

>>29225489
I like her too.

anybody got that clip of Mori stepping away from the stream and then cutting to her sitting on the toilet? for research

>>29225579
Stop man nobody cares about you, just leave it in the last thread

>>29225490
god i love big, sturdy, thick bitches

>>29225493
>>29225581
whoops

>>29225482
She might not get the big numbers but fuck if some of us chickenfags aren't dedicated as hell to her.

>>29225553
I'm saving this pic

>>29225558
Ritualposting was all this board was a decade ago

This Sakuna is a bit of a bratty cunt.

>>29225600

>>29225579
t. seething purityfag deadbeat

>>29225500
Based.

>>29225582
Chumbuds are just being jealous.
99% of them would do the same thing;

>>29225615
I'd rather have the original Ai.

>>29225620
We're clearly not trying hard enough.

>>29225556
One of her Apex streams

I saw Mori Calliope at an English institute in Tokyo yesterday. I noticed her but didn’t want to bother her. She obviously saw me because she came up to me. She said, “YO, MY DUDE, THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA. BIG UPS.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “THAT'S SO COOL OF YOU DUDE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT. THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. GUH.” and playing her recorder in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard her scream "BIG UPS DUDE" as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen little kids in her hands without telling anyone. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, where are you taking those students?.” At first she kept pretending to be choking and read superchats, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When the lady took one of the kids and started asking him about it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to check them out each individually because “It's not poggers if you take away my akasupas.” and then turned around and to pog at me. I don’t even think that makes any sense. After she questioned each kid and took them all to their classrooms and started to call the police, she kept interrupting her by saying “BIG UPS TO YOU MAN MUCH APPRECIATED” really loudly

>>29225553
KEK deadbeats make the best OC

>>29225590
Here

>>29225590
0 effort

Haato is really pushing it with these thumbnails.

>>29225442
Can we get a petition to bring back Haachama's old model?

I don't get it, why does Kiara get low live viewers, but then the vods of her streams get just as much views as Ina or Mori vods?

>>29225528
Sasuga Calliope "Creator and destroyer of Narratives" Mori

>>29225591
I will play it once her stream is over, which might take ten more hours.

>>29225590
S-sugoi...

>>29225600

>>29225580
>>29225617
You know too much

>>29225579
Go back

Is it free Buko Juice day here or something what's with the shitpost frenzy

>>29225510
Yes, we know 2hufags are braindamaged, we're trying to do our best to clean this place up but the meidos are compromised for now.

>>29225656
fair enough
i rarely watch her apex streams

>Kiara
>Has 2 guns. One is a Luger she inherited from her grandfather, the other one is made from 3D printed gun parts
>Is a psychic skinwalker who has stolen the face of Moona and Pekora
>Eats brains to gain proficiency in languages
>Doesn't actually speak German but hypnotizes her viewers into believing she does
>Mind controls Mori, because Mori got cuter lately and wanted to get pink nails
>Rrats in her attic are actually CIA agents trying to monitor her activities. In retaliation she hired ex-Stasi agents to fight them
>Controls a bird army. She commanded the birds to ruin Mori's English stream date and also commanded the birds to gouge out the eyes of Cinderella's step-sisters
>Introduced Haachama to food coloring, so Haachama can hide her poisonous food even better
>Haunted by vengeful ghosts caused by the sins of her ancestors causing technical difficulties
>Goddess of Dots and Boxes who lures her prey by pretending to be stupid for a false sense of security and then eats them up mercilessly
Anything more to add?

>>29225590
Wtf I'm a deadbeat now

>>29224788
Takodachi is great but people can't decide between that and tentacult, 5/5 for me. KFC yes, that's what the fanbase is actually called, and literally NOBODY here even mentioned it is forgettable, 2/5. Teamates is a fun wordplay, 4/5. Deadbeats is an excellent, playful wordplay, it's also very memorable, 5/5. Chumbuddies sounds cute but it's too infantile for me, 3/5.

>>29225641
Forgot my quote >>29225600

>>29225669
AME GETS TO FUCK THAT?!?!?!

>>29225461
YAB !

Guys, is this real?

>>29225657
God I wish that was me

>>29225615
Isn't the current one the original?
The clones turned into separate characters

>>29225521
I love how she spliced out the fart in the VOD but not the flush. The exact spot where the BRRRRAAAAAP was there's a splice.

>>29225598
Embrace the true unity.

>>29225582
It's fucking creepy expecting more when she's already given him multiple shoutouts

>>29225590
Here king

Ok /hlgg/, will KFP overcome Towacult in term of being a cult?

>>29225660
t. deadbeat

>>29225683
Holy shit! the narratives were ri-

>>29225579

>>29225553
Lol saved
At least we're getting some fresh OC out of this shitty meme

Kiara=shit

>>29225641
That's pretty fucking loud, anon. Still Based.

>>29225561
This. KFP are loyal.

>>29225669
it'll probably be okay, but yeah she really doesn't give a shit despite this happening recently.

>This girl wont leave me alone
>Why does it bother you?
>Because girls are icky and it intereferes with my time jerking off to 2-D wifus

Why the fuck are even the in-game Japanese guys like this? Why do the Japanese WANT to die off?

>>29225482
Too bad, she cares much more about her live viewer count.

>>29225673
No
Current one is superior

>>29225553
Deadbeats takin' over another thread now!

>>29225442
5 fucking threads, anon.

>>29225710
>megane
TRINITYchads just can't stop winning

>>29225579
I can literally smell the virginity just from this post

>29225710
I don't give (you)s to doxxfags, but that was pretty funny I'll admit

>>29225733
Damnnnn YAB, you've really shown it to her. How will she ever recover from that...

I'm still in shock over the AME mom lore.

>>29225683
This image is terrifying and I'm not prepared for it every time I see it posted

I’m sure munibug will be in gen 2. She’s like besties with HER

>>29225710
No, Gura's been disproved days ago. Here's her for real

>>29225725
Give it a few more months, it takes time to properly build a cult

>>29225590
Based, fuck idolfags

>>29225482
soul

>EN board
>wanna discuss EN
>t.deadbeat hours
S-SEAgoi...

>Doxxfags still getting Ina's doxx wrong

>>29225598
t. deadbrap

>>29225760
Ignore the sperg.

>>29225699
the takodachi are part of the tentacult

>>29225733
Nice one, retard.

>>29225710
kys retard

>>29225528
based

>>29225750
2d > 3d

Chumbuds wtf?! Moona isn't even on peko's stream

>>29225482
Paying the ticket entrance from yesterday's unarchibed karaoke. Am sure youll find the same pattern in all the other ENs.

>>29225717
Klaius has achieved holofame, he has his very own anti now.

Shame that it's a YAB SEAnigger though

>>29225553
alright, deadbeats are actually funny. bravo anon.

>>29225760
All EN girls wear glasses, in some way or another

>always enjoyed art streams
>find out there will be an art streamer EN holo after I chose to avoid it originally
>her papa is an artist I recognize and really like his designs
>her design is naturally great
>give up and watch her first art stream vod the day after
>it's exactly as comfy as I like
>she streams at the genuine worst times for me
>when I'm at work, when I'm asleep, etc.
>it's actually impressive how bad the timing is
>the only times I manage to see her streams pop up, it's for Hades, which I'm avoiding until I play myself
>it's been two months and I've not gotten to see a single stream live as a result
Why does the world not want me to be a tako?

>>29225582
There have been unironic mentally ill klaius antis forming here since the time she gave him a shout out on stream and mentioned he drew her favorite flowers or something. They started getting actually jealous and talking shit and were waiting for him to do something they could overblow into drama. He really didn't do anything wrong.

As talked about yesterday in the thread, I'm hosting a /hlgg/ sven co-op server in about 45 mins (9AM PST).
All you need to join is:
>Sven Co-op, which is free on steam
>my server asset pack

It's going to be a p2p hosted server, so in the interest of not having everyone slowly direct download the hololive sounds, playermodels, and maps from my computer, I set up an easy to install asset pack.

Here's a couple different mirrors for the asset pack
https://pastebin.com/yp0bnrj9
There's a readme in there, but you just dump the files in your main sven co-op installation folder.


When it's go time in 45 minuets, I'll post the console command and password to join.
Hope to see some of you there, it'll be fun.

>>29225582
The thread didn't. It's just some fucking schizo SEAnigger, spamming the same link to a clip of Klaius talking that his retarded ESL brain couldn't properly translate and replying to himself. Just ignore it and move on.

>>29225710
that's an unflattering old pic

>>29225669
She's embracing Australia's "Don't give a fuck" mentality

Deadbeats rent free in your fucking heads, you dickwads

>>29225750
Why do you think Abe wants people to breed so much?

>>29225760
>trinityCHADS reply to doxx
based

>>29225674
It seems that her audience is quite fragmented across different time zones, so maybe that's why? I don't really see a perfect time for her to stream.

Meds aren't enough to stop the schizos anymore. We need a dose of kinotherapy and we need it now.

Post peak kino of your oshi.

>>29225674
Her hours are all over the place anon. As a dedicated jannie I purposefully kill my sleep schedule for her. God bless that I work from home and have no set schedule.

>>29225710
Trinity using megane now this is some good lore.

>>29225710
fake haachama is A CHAD GET THIS SHIT OFF

>>29225600

>>29225699
KFC isn't used anymore. Even Kiara uses KFP on her twitter description.

>>29225827
>he thinks it's real

>>29225657
Deadbeats coming through with another spicy edit. Love your work.

>>29225490
>>29225632
Haachama is really trying to get that English audience..

>Game has auto heal mechanic

literally made for people like chicken

>>29225582
Gura already gives him the time of day but he wants more
Typical "Give a mouse a cookie" shit

>>29225500
What did you wrote?

>>29225826

The fuck are we gonna replace the Japanese with? Fucking changs? Hell no

>>29225782
damn she hot

>Halloween night
>giving out candy to the kids who come to my door
>some teenager shows up with a grim reaper costume
>obviously way too old for this but whatever
>give her a handful of candy
>she pulls back her hood and gives me a look of total ecstasy
>oh shit it's Mori Calliope
>"Dude, what the hell!? BIG UPS for the MAD snickers bar. Oh my god, I am losing my shit right now!"
>She starts kicking over all my Halloween decorations
>All the other kids in the neighbourhood gather and stare at the spectacle
>Awkwardly say you're welcome and try closing my door
>She barges inside and starts throwing my furniture around
>"Seriously dude, what the fuck was that?! I'm grateful but like, WOW dude! That's MAD generous of you!? Where do you even GET this candy?"
>Tell her it's really no problem and politely ask her to leave
>She responds by badly playing some kind of woodwind instrument
>Not sure where she even got it
>Call the Canadian police and they arrive to take her away
>They haul her off in handcuffs while she shouts "You pussyboys better give me my phone call!"
>Finally think things are over and begin cleaning up the mess she made
>The phone rings

>>29225815
>>29225819
running damage control on two devices is a little creepy Klaius ngl

>>29225779
kinda doubt

>>29225808
I'm not an anti I just think it's weird

>>29225695
Her belt limiter isn't for her Phoenix form but instead for her real idol singing voice.

>>29225813
The solution is obvious
Change your job

>>29225632
Based and testpilled.

>>29225710
almost sad to see this without the cute pic of Mori with the can of drink.

>>29225804
yawn, call again when Pekora gets 120k for a regular utawaku

>>29225782
Anon, your file name reps

>>29225579
i know what you mean
it comes off as them trying to be edgy

>>29225839
I love this obese cat!

>>29225813
You should really start playing Hades. It's genuinely amazing.

>>29225827
That's a Deadbeat.
t. Deadbeat

>>29225674

If she aimed for the NA audience she'd have more I think.
>inb4 mori
Rapping is a thing that western deadbraps get more than japs.

>>29225825
t. deadbeat

>>29225864
Why is that, anon?

>>29225813
That's rough Tako, at least with Ina she has a very laid back personality, so it's not like your missing out on much "See it life" high energy hype by watching the vods.

Embrace the new unity

>>29225600
damn this is good

>>29225717
t. seething purity cunnyfag

>>29225863
one of them is lyger

Are you starting to understand, antis?

>>29225867
Thanks I'll add that

>>29225813
Same here. The only thing I can watch her are during my breakdays.

I hope streams during better times next month...

>Pekora and Flare are literally sexting in Minecraft
Huh. I guess narratives can be correct but misplaced or misdirected?

>>29225844
another one for good measure kek >>29225833

>>29225804
Moona is not that important, she can just be cycled out. The show must go on no matter what.

>>29225860

>>29225710
NIGGER ARE YOU SERIOUS

I WANT TO BE MAD BUT I'M LAUGHING

>>29225710
No joke I did sort of a deep dive into their roommates. As far as I know, all of those faces (aside from Haachama, she's EN Gen0 so I'm not sure) are confirmed real EXCEPT for Gura. That one has lots of circumstantial stuff around it that I haven't gotten around to debunking/confirming

Ame a qt, and in my search I have seen the face of Bubba

>>29225866
"I think it would be nice to get twitter comments from her"
Yeah, real fucking strange. Try harder SEAnigger anti.

>>29225582
Autists can't handle the attention. I understand a little, I feel it sometimes when they respond to something I said in chat. But not so far gone that I get upset when she doesn't respond.

>4000 dollars
Damn, Kiara made it big today.

>all these gundams on JP server
>none of them have made a lift system so that they can be raised and lowered
yes I'm frustrated

>>29225866

>i'm not an anti

Yet you spent the last 7 threads and 8+ hours seething over the fact that he made some offhand comment using two devices that literally anyone can see. Actually so yab it hurts cunnylyger

Why do Kiara's NOOOOOO howls turn me on so much?

>>29225710
This is a doxxpost, but still funny. 10/10 this thread is evolving too fast.

>>29225863
t. deadbeat

>>29225782
Wrong pic faggot

>>29225710
Haachama is not australian WTF?

Chicken...please...how can you be this bad at this game?
You said you played Odin Sphere

>>29225900
wide Mori is also cute

>>29225839
this makes me want to replay mario rpg

>>29225936
This is the first time I'm commenting on it but sure.

>>29225710

If that was Gura, I'd coom my face off.

https://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a

>>29225452
this is true

>>29225632
>that tummy

>>29225875
Who?

>>29225924
Have you seen the most recent Mori pics. Must. Not.... Ghostling....

>>29225579
Holy shit you are a faggot.

>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

>>29225866
ogey

>>29225929
t. creepy nobody fanartist

>>29225825
Stay cuckolded faggot lol

>>29225900
Holy based

>>29225657
Based

>>29225489
I believe you! I love her too!

>>29225911
haha, yeah

>>29225978
t. SEAnigger failing to try harder

>>29225779
narrativenigs here claim they hate each other now but i doubt they know anything. i still dont think shed get in even if they are friends though

>>29225733
Holy shit how will she recover from this

>>29225579
>swearing like a sailor
You literally don't even know what this means, fucking pussy.

>>29225816
I won't be joining, but I hope everyone who does have fun.

>>29225501
Show us the documents nigger.

>>29225949
Odin sphere is hella easy though? It only gets moderately challenging if you're aiming to S everything.

>>29225972
toot

why is Ina's family so wholesome?

>>29225968
>>29225924
t. doxxbeats

>>29225911

Yes, my membership money was spent much better elsewhere.

>>29225959
The Pride of Hololive...

>>29225710
Wtf, Ina is such a nerdy cutie

>>29225804
Serious answer is that she got the Among Us collab release buff

>>29225860
I'm starting to believe deadbeats are also KFP because they're always posting during Kiara's streams.

>>29225632
Don't forget mentally retarded

>>29225972
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

>>29225968
Glowing really hard there, buddy

>>29225968
Unfortunately no. Once I confirm that the face matches, I go onto the next. Ame gave me the most trouble honestly

>>29225651
The OG Kizuna bought the rights to the character or something

>>29225789
At least they got closer this time.

>>29225972
kek, deadbeat OC is on another level.

>got a gen with not one, not two, but THREE hot lewd blondes AND two of them are sisters
EN bros, will we EVER stop winning?

>>29225934
Anon you literally can't make one in vanilla minecraft. The best you could do would be to have walls come up out of the ground around it but even that is quite a bit beyond the girls' skill.

>>29225579
Welcome back bro with the stripper mom

>>29226011
they raised ina

Posting this again. Make what you will with it.

>>29225600
>>29225904
Here's a freshly made one from haachama's karaoke earlier.

Ame is online 10 minutes ago!

>>29225579
I 100% agree.

chimkin

>2500PHP akasupa
It's just $50 bwahahaahahhaha

>>29225955

I know you still live in a mudhut chang, but the rest of us can see archived threads and put 2 and 2 together, i thought asians were supposed to be good at math holy sperg batman

>>29225489
She's pretty based

>>29225972
Based

>>29225978
When the only English word you know is creepy, it's obvious your a 3rd world schizoposter.

>>29225752
bro, it looks like she's looking down and squinting all the time

>open /hlgg/
>ctrl + f "sven"
>3 results
>keep /hlgg/ open

>>29225816
>2 GB asset pack
jesus. How am I supposed to install it once it's done downloading?

>>29225885
I'm still working through my backlog. There's a fair few games that I started but got distracted from and never finished, so I'm trying to knock those out first.

>>29225899
Yeah, I still watch the recordings for that reason, just feels like a bit of a shame to miss out on the posting during since I was looking forward to it.

>>29226037
try not to fall too hard, your boy wouldn't want that

>108 posters
but muh influx of ironic weebs from the podcast.....

>>29225972

Why can I see this actually happening?

>>29226052
Gura x Kiryu x Haachama collab where they just say fuck China for 2 hours when?

This is a deadbeat thread, reposting deadbeat OC:

Spendin' most of my day chillin' out in this cesspool
Voices in my head say "you should give it a rest, fool"
I ignore my better angels, The demon's more fun anyway
Now let's take a carefree look-see, at what these madlads like to say!
"Your girl is totally trash and buddy so are you"
Laughin' at anybody who could think that was true
There's others better suited to listing her every virtue
So to keep it brief, such relief, I'mma just list the first two
An awe-inspiring hard worker having fun with what she do
A sweet and lovely cute lurker, total darling through and through
If an idol is my idol would that make it idol squared?
A pink-haired humanoid typhoon makes me swoon when I ain't scared
Of all the chaos she's bringing, ringing true as the wild card
Can't tell whether she's a villain or a hero? It ain't hard
You say you don't feel her appeal your brain's gotta be impaired

I'm sure they make meds for that not that anyone here takes them
Rats running in their caged wheels spittin' hate 'till it breaks them
If one ruined apple spoils the lot
Then I'm rotten to the core, for sure
long since forgot
What being a real person is
'cause I'm not sure I ever was
Surrounded by fakers but feel like a fake
Like the masked men around me are gonna take
Mine off to reveal there's nothing behind it
Ghost story ain't real, just an empty outfit
Probably can't consider me a real fan
Certainly can't bleed aka like a human
But my ears stay glued to the lyrics I see
A feedback loop for a fire deep inside me
Lit by a 10/10 underworld superstar
I hope our busy fast-talking boy goes far
Good god, I hope she goes far

t-the rainbows man... the F-WORDING rainbows

>>29225995
>>29226068
this is going beyond creepy now mate, quit while you're ahead

>>29225972
top zozzle, here's your (you)

>>29226045
To be fair you can make some impressive personal lifts

i noticed gura sometimes refers to herself in the third person
cute

>>29226086
They'll all be American so will be here in about 10 hours or so

Supa long supa sunday coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuvlN5PINs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuvlN5PINs

>>29226091
*fuck each other for 2 hours

>>29225587
>hover hand
Chikum....

kiara is getting so many akas!
she is loved!

>>29225938
She makes me rock hard everytime.

>>29225972
naruhodo ne

>>29225959

My tears wont stop flowing...

>>29225972
ah yes, the fabled "raping reaper". jokes aside this is really funny anon i actually laughed out loud.

>>29225600
I like sounding too. Right now I can only fit a pen in there but I’ve been working my way up slowly but steadily

>>29225972
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
kek

Is mori playing a character or is she actually this cringy irl?

>>29225710
based

>>29226108
>supa reading sunday
>It's on monday
>inb4 what are timezones

>>29226052
Pretty nice.
I'm tired of pretending to be a deadbeat.
Let's soundpost. (they actually makes nice background music while Kiara streams.)
t. deadbeat

>>29225924
Gura's is real but her OPSEC is the best of all the girls, she already managed to get rid of most of the evidence within hours of the day that dox first leaked here and there's nothing else to go on. It probably can't be confirmed anymore unless you were here when it happened. That doxfag got lucky he even managed to get the one pic he did, but I'm glad for it because it blows out all the stupid SEAnigger narratives about her being a flip and makes those brown island monkeys seethe.

Haachama Sunday... haachama chamacha

>>29226068
Anon, why are you bothering to defend some artist who probably doesn't give two shits about you? Stop feeding the faggot (you)s and move on.

>be me
>watching hololive in bed
>turn it off and go to sleep
>hear window breaking
>"naruhodo NAAYYY"
>leap out of bed, face to face with a big titty pink hair goth tomboy
>I try to run but she corners me
>"w-what do you want with me, strange woman"
>"Are you aware that I'm bad at video games?"

>>29226094
i love that even the fans are better lyricists than mumbleshit

>>29226132
She's a sperg.
The "tough rapper girl" is an act.
Many such cases!

>>29225890
She had NA prime time yesterday with little to no overlap and ended with her being the only EN who couldnt break the 30k on a karaoke stream.

>can't afford to buy the game
>send akasupa anyway
S-sugoii

>Give me the meat

>>29226132
All signs point to ____yes____

>>29226096
Doubt you can do the same, seething samefag SEAnig

>>29225683
I'm pretty sure Kiara is the guy who supplied the terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza.

>>29226107
>japanese anime studio owned podcast
>aired in euro timezones
>they'll all be american
s-sugoi

>>29225579
>Now swearing like a sailor for no reason on the other hand
is fucking based. Now suck my cock, nigger.

>>29226096
Based schizoposter taking on all 3 Klaius's in the thread.

>>29226152
Man the same happened to me. Luckily I escaped. Also here's an unrelated vacation photo.

>>29226173
I think that's the joke, anon.

>>29226107

We're anywhere from 3-5 times the numbers of from where you're from. Not 10 hours, more like 4-5 before we start filling up.

>auto heal
>kiara is hardly dying
Yep, this game was made for her

>>29226132
What character?

>>29225972
>>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
Given the deadbrap memes, I expected that to go a slightly different way.

>>29226152
kek. deadbeats run these threads.

>>29226141
Still not getting the traction you want out of your shit are you fakedoxxchama...

Can i get a link to the catbox of ame's kiss me

>>29225674
Kiara is a worldwide birb I guess? It never occurred to me before but it makes sense. I know I catch her vods when I can’t get the live

IMPORTANT

http://poal.me/e074ws
http://poal.me/e074ws
http://poal.me/e074ws
http://poal.me/e074ws

>>29226162

Yes, but how long had she established herself as a streamer in NA hours before that?

>>29225750
This is why Mori will not ever get laid.

>>29226198
I'm not a deadbeat (yes I mean it) but it's fucking weird how in the past week they have fucking blitzkriegd these threads

>>29226173
Kek. Red Supas in php is just 25$. He didn't need to spend 50$ lmao.

>>29226182
Nice inspect element Klaius, but it's really time to put this to rest.

>>29226058
Just look at how cute her design is without the fucking hats. Why can't she just drop them?

>>29226045
>can't make one in vanilla minecraft
Bro.. have you seen the shit you can make with redstone in vanilla minecraft? There are machines that build other smart machines that move and build structures on their own.

>>29226173
That's the joke

>>29226188
G-guys? Why do I hear screaming and recorder noises? Oh god they're getting lo

>>29226152
literally the running dad meme

>>29226222
Deadbeat fingers made this poal

Where were you when deadbeats finally said "Fuck It" and took over the threads?

>>29225582
My fucking god I just checked that clip because I don't believe anti fags but that guy is unironically going full lyger mode. It's literally the classic permavirgin incel:
>I GAVE YOU SOMETHING, NOW REWARD ME WITH ATTENTION/SEX
He's also the one who gets his supas read every time and he's legit famous now thanks to her, what the fuck more does he want from her?

>>29226132
Half and half. If you listen to d6 talk, she's more unfiltered but still kind of autistic. She definitely plays up the autism and cringe more for Mori though. My guess is because she's really unsure of how to fill deadtime on stream since she doesn't have the natural charisma of somebody like Gura.

>>29226188
WHY DID I JUST SHIT MYSELF WHEN I OPENED THIS IMAGE

>>29226229
t. deadbeat

>>29226198
kek. deadbeats ruin these threads.

>>29226229
t. deadbeat

>Forgot to send out the big guy
KIARA IS IN CONTROL OF THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS!!!!

>>29226149
I'm honestly just tired of seeing posts about that fucking chink faggot at all, so I'm just yelling at the fag letting Klaius live in his head rent free. I'll stop as soon as the typhoon finishes washing him and his mud hut into the pacific.

The watchalong is up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dog_BVCQGa8

>>29225710

>>29225674
Because her fans go to work when she streams?

>>29225579
Kiara could start deepthroating cock on stream and KFP fags would just BRO SHE'S JUST ESL PLEASE UNDERSTAND

>>29226051
https://files.catbox.moe/rh5d8g.png

>>29226044
I hope the other blondes do their English reps so we can adopt them too.

>>29226188
>>29226243
How do you even escape from Mori? I hear she's incredibly fast

>>29226229
t. deadbeat

>>29226198
>>29226229
t. deadbeats

>>29225591

CHICKS WITH BRICKS COME
CHICKS WITH BLOCKS COME
CHICKS WITH BRICKS AND BLOCKS AND CLOCKS COME

>>29226173
Wow, that went right over your head huh?

>>29226057
>>29225880
Based.

>>29226258
t. deadbrap

>>29225674
Streaming times/timezones she has a bit of a handicap for being in a generation targeted twoards english speakers but currently living in a timezone that is bad for many english speakers.

>>29225860
As much as I hate Mori, these posts prove that she's a necessary addition to these threads

>>29226233
Third world countries really do have no mental heath coverage huh? Mad schizo bro

>>29226141
It's most likely real, but I won't call it just yet. Yeah she's been a tough nut to crack, and the fact that I'm sort of late into the party would mean that a lot of the trail have been nuked and scrubbed. Was gonna follow through with the board game / VA leads, but I'm not holding out hope there

I can't remember where I found it, but I found a MEGA link that saved a shit ton of her twitch clips tho. I HIGHLY doubt she did facecam, but it's worth just a trawl through

>>29225591
I'm playing right now, it's really fun.

Feels alot like classic Vanillaware games.

>>29226294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QhdIradBc

>>29226280
I hope it's mine

>>29226086
>Kiara streaming
Wait for Mori and you wont see them here but on her chat.

>>29226011
Because that's how it should be, but families are fucked up most of the time or fuck up in one particular moment without knowing how to address things

>>29226217
If she starts streaming from GMT time in Vienna, her live views would explode and the amount of Russian on her stream would make stalingrad look like a quiet picnic. Russians love this weeb shit more than most euros.

>>29226281
kek

>>29226260
i can hear your bones rattling deadbeat

>>29226270
JOHN LOVE

>>29226132
She says the gamer word a lot more in real life but that's pretty much it

>>29226247
No wonder Gura is so paranoid about her own dox, these are the kinds of subhumans she attracts.

>>29226270
Wick's opsec is something else, NEVER GONNA BE DOXXED MARK MY WORD

>>29226282
If some woman has big boobs, she can't run fast.

>>29226233
Schizobro... your meds...

So is she gonna watch full first season or what ?

>>29226280
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>29226270
John Wick is Keanu Reeves

>>29226201
I literally just made fun of doxxchama, but it wasn't fake. You are spoiling the whole point of why we laughed at him in the first place. It wasn't because the dox was fake, it was because it was real and STILL nobody acted like it was a big deal, Chumbuds were just like "based she's a qt" and then ignored him and he seethed because he thought everyone would freak out.

sha-ha-ha-hark

>>29226094
>reposting my cringe rap lyrics
It's some of the worst deadbeat OC, horror movie villain mori greentexts are better to post.

>>29226158
>I typically hate rap, my background is in amateur poetry.

>>29226234
Anon that's all well and good, but if you try to push the statues they'll just squish down as all the blocks are pushed together, not to mention that pistons can only push a certain amount of blocks.

>>29226270
fucking kek

>>29226323
Are Deadbeats the nousagis of EN?

>>29226229
>Mori is loud as fuck
>Deadbeats are loud as fuck
I mean, it checks out

>>29225860
deadbeats hand down make the best oc. our boy would be proud.