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Do you think Battler could explain Touhou with humans and tricks?

>> No.2918391

Nothing happened.

>> No.2918396

Gensokyo 'exists' uu-

>> No.2918398
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>>2918391

>> No.2918397

>>2918383
Well yeah, but if he would, Gensokyo would stop existing, would you like that to happen?

>> No.2918408

Danmaku are actually smalookabaka

>> No.2918418
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2918418

Immortal? Don't give me that shit!
There's really an X number of clones that replace the current Kaguya every time she dies!

>> No.2918422

Small lasers
Small bombs

>> No.2918425

he would have to give up as soon as he meets suika

>> No.2918428

>>2918418

There's really an number of clones that replace the current Kaguya every time she dies!

ALGEBRA!

>> No.2918431

>>2918383
Contradiction
Gensokyo itself is the place where all forgotten and denied things go. It's impossible to deny Gensokyo because it's impossible to see it if you're willing to deny it.

>> No.2918439

>>2918431
If you deny Gensokyo, Gensokyo goes to Gensokyo.

>> No.2918440

>>2918428
That's not algebra, you moron.

>> No.2918451

There are laser weapons and missile batteries concealed under their dresses. Devil's proof. You can't prove there aren't weapons like that.

>> No.2918450
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2918450

>Do you think Battler could explain Touhou with SCIENCE?

>> No.2918461

Any explanation would BORDER on insanity...

>> No.2918465
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>>2918450
Sure

>> No.2918467
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2918467

Crazy knife throwing?
More like MAGNETS EVERYWHERE

>> No.2918475

>>2918450
where the FUCK does she find fuel for that?

>> No.2918478

>>2918465
Goddammit.
Utsuho is the most moe Japanese bird ever.

>> No.2918479

>>2918465
Renko and Maribel helping Battler? That's a nice thought.

>> No.2918482

>>2918475
It's powered by SHIRIKODAMA.

>> No.2918493

>>2918479
Indeed

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>>2918478
>most moe Japanese bird ever

Excuse me, faggot.

>> No.2918507

>>2918478
But can she cook spaghetti?

>> No.2918513

>>2918507

She can nuke it

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>>2918479

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same person

>> No.2918587

>>2918513
And thus cook it

>> No.2918626

>>2918496
That's not moe at all

>> No.2918641

>>2918467
More like strings everywhere

>> No.2918653

>>2918641
if it were strings how would they bounce

>> No.2918690

>>2918653
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.2918832
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*cackle*

>> No.2918858

>>2918537
No they're not

>> No.2918872

>>2918832
God fucking dammit

>> No.2918919

>>2918858
Yes they are.

And Renko = Reimu

>> No.2918926

>>2918919
And You=stupid

>> No.2919046
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<-- the truth behind danmaku

>> No.2919623

>>2919046
What?

>> No.2919630

Utsuho is a Nuclear powered Cyborg

>> No.2919636

>>2918418

>kaguya
>clones

Kaguya is our very own Emperor Palpatine.

>> No.2919673

>>2919630
That's Reimu's maid.

>> No.2919693

>>2919623
no magic
no danmaku
real guns ONLY

>> No.2919719

>>2919693
Final destination?

>> No.2919733

>>2918383
Touhou is the opposite of the real world. So while we live in a world of anti-fantasy, Touhou is a world of anti-mystery.

Or something.

But they're at war.

Yukari is the general.

>> No.2919804

I've been wondering... who's the Nurarihyon of Gensokyo?

>> No.2919808
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2919808

If Battler destroyed Gensokyo with his blue shotgun/spear/whatever it would end up looking like this.

>> No.2919814

>>2919733
You don't know much about Touhou, do you?

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>>2919693
Touhou's made up of hallucinating girls who think they have magical powers when they're really just getting into gunfights for stupid reasons

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