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Damn I thought only cultists did repshttps://twitter.com/k8loAa2lIkSyT6W/status/1327589793560109057
Chicken is addicted to streaming.
Gura loves you!
How do we cheer up this clown?
>>29180672why do changs love her?
>>29180672Gura is such a pedobait
Can you keep up with me, anon?
>>29180541Isn't it an established fact that she's the most popular VTuber worldwide at this point? Ai-chan is the channel with the most subs but she's barely any relevant.
I NEED AMELIA COUPONS AND ANNOUCEMENT PICTURES
HOW THE TRIP NEVER STOPSON AND ON, IT'S BEYOND INSANEWHY I SET MYSELF UPIN A RAGING SEA OF FLAMES
Bros...How do I go 5 minutes without shitposting ?
No rrats beyond this point.
This soundpost disturbs me.
>>29180692Pulled a lot of all nighters to see this stupid chicken
>>29180684Maybe she would like to collab with a certain someone?
I LOVE YOU GURA!
>>29180684>Learn Japanese>Post so much positive shit on 5ch that they all kneel or kill themselves
>>29180541Nyanners
>>29180714Someone make a sandbag soundpost
>>29180693I wonder if any of the HoloJP girls are jealous of her success.
Kiara is dedicated and hardworking
Is it true that Polka's roommate did hentai VO?
>>29180684Get Calli to dom her
The real reason Coco pushed for HoloEN's creation is because she wanted someone to take the EOPs away from her chat so that she wouldn't feel pressured to speak more than a few random words of English to seem exotic during streams
>>29180693Depends on what metrics you are using.
>>29180672Why do chinks love her?
Remember that time Ina killed Calli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiJ1K8AuvUI
Guys be honest, you didn't help with the aloe doxx did you
>>29180672based pedobro
Friendly reminder that Kiara streams so much because of pic related.
>>29180726I'm jealous of her success
>>29180731This kills the Polka
>>29180732Explain then why is MEME REVIEW, reddit only focused and english focused only as well, but no Hololive EN related.
>>29180679>Ms first nameHmmmmmm
>>29180729Why are you asking that here? Fuck off.
Today I shall remind this thread: ALL the hololive girls are in fact NOT virtual! They are ALL played by real 3D girls behind a motion tracking camera!
WHY CAN'T I HIAAAHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lcG6z212ig
>>29180692I need to sleep, Chicken pls!
>>29180732Coco pushed for HoloEN because she got tired of speaking to fake Japanese hags, being the most self-aware hag herself that is.
>>29180672CUTE AND FUNNY
I hope ROTK watchalong is this week...
>>29180684mating press
>tfw you realize that when gurame flies to jp for their 3d debut, they'll probably be living in the same rented house, will visit weeby landmarks together, and will probably end up falling more in love with one another.whats more romantic than a duo vacation with your soulmate. imagine them on the shinkansen from tokyo to kyoto just staring at the scenery, and gura falls asleep and leans her head onto ames shoulder. KINOthen imagine them going to some random shrine and taking pics of one another, with the fading sunset in the background at such an angle that it casts this bright, radiant light upon ame and gura just stops and stares at how breathtaking she is. to her, that very moment, was when ame was closest to being her sunshine.gura has her 3d debut and ame is there at the studio on the sidelines, watching and cheering and helping to temper and calm guras nerves. fuuuuck thats KINOthis isnt even a schizopost. this is 100% going to happen. they're going to visit jp so why wouldn't they go together?it's probably going to end with this fancy dinner on a high rise restaurant overseeing much of tokyo, and they're both wearing formal dresses. its mostly silent, and they're just enjoying their meals and the company of each other. just , smiling, knowing that they've finally found that special someoneGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29180615>and the fact that she was comfortable enough to fuck around with goofy songs while not caring about how good they sounded made me happyYeah it was the first time she's been able to do that. I think in all previous karaokes she had this huge pressure to perform well because she was being hyped up so much for being one of the best singers in hololive, and hadn't established herself yet enough to be able to just fuck around for fun because of all the expectations. But I think her public karaoke thursday went so well that she was able to relax finally and realize she's proved herself enough to do whatever she wants.Also the revelation that she has relative pitch was NUTS.
Better dead than a deadbeat.
>>29180746I imagine this to be Watson
>>29180732Coco is just outplaying Yagoo, we still don't know her master plan yet
>>29180745SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY
>>29180746>Kiara>not AmeYou didn't look at the schedules did you?
>>29180758>>29180762naruhodo ne
tortellini's sweaty midriff....
>>29180750Mem review is targeted at JOPs to explain english memes to them
>>29180745He said JP, Kiara.
>>29180758>>29180762Amemind...
>>29180738Kek. Ina can't contain it anymore, huh?
>>29180758That's the best part.
>>29180758>>29180762amennoucement mind..
>>29180784bubba & co. brighten up her living space somewhat i imagine
>>29180740I joined in bullying cuz she was trash
>>29180783Why are KFP like this?
>>29180706Furious masturbation.>>29180737Chinks like cute girls just we do. We just tend to disagree on a lot of other things. We are also not being indoctrinated by a highly authoritarian government. Officially at least.
>>29180786D-Did someone say...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77WpA6a_jAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqURBTpvh0AWhy do people still think Gura is HER? After hearing this, they sound so different.
Kneel for my boy
>>29180776romantic gurame is a mental illness
>>29180758As long as they don't poop, then I'm fine with that.
>>29180740No, I'm too new.
>>29180738as god as my witness she is broken in half
Gura asmr onegai...
I'm sorry teammates, but the Mori x Ame collab is never going to happen. Mori thinks Ame is a loser.Mori:>2nd most subscribed member>generates most dollar per viewer>successful musician that outsells Eminem>speaks two languages>teaches the next generation on the side>too busy being successful to play video games>reaches outside the community to bring new people in>willing to put herself on the line for the team>has friendsAme:>no friends>plays vidya all day, every day
>>29180740don't worry, im such a newfag that she was long gone by the time i showed up
>>29180746This is all holos, korone included
Kiara sleep onegai
>>29180776
>>29180751that thumbnail made it look like a snapchat and my lizard brain thought "cute" until i read it.
>>29180755"Ms. Mori" looks kinda strange, only really works if it's Mori-sensei.
>>29180818Anon your hearing reps...
>>29180819Fuck off deadbeatFuck off deadbeatFuck off deadbeatFuck off deadbeatFuck off deadbeat
>>29180819Why is Friend inclining so hard? Is it Phasmophobia?
>>29180819IT'S NOT FAIRIT WAS HER TURN!
>>29180717She unironically can't. She puts no where near as much effort as HoloEN. (Yes that goes for Cali too)
>>29180783Stop shitposting. Deadbeats are our greatest ally.
>>29180832miss me with that shit pussyboy
i think in january is the right time hololive indonesia have gen 2 debut.
>>29180784Definitely Gura
>>29180819The power of normals..graduation soon tho so numbers don't matter
I miss those glorious first two weeks of EN
>>29180819Don't forget your "t. deadbeat"
>>29180839the fuck you mean korone included? korone especially
>>29180817Nice bulge
>>29180819Chumflakes on suicide watch. Our boy is gonna collab with Pewdiepie, Mr. Beast, Dr. Disrespect and Joe Rogan next and completely BTFO her.
>>29180740Aloe gave me PTSD and is the reason I wake up and instantly look at my phone to catch up on any YABs.
>>29180850no, after 1m the site only ticks up every 10k, she was gaining 0 for a few days before she broke another 10k to display it again.
>>29180826mori...
>>29180758then explain the servers in langley anon. checkmate.
>>29180819I'll never kneel to trash
>>29180850The ghosts are subscribing to her to get her to stop bugging them
>>29180791Towa...
>>29180850She broke the 1m barrier and now Youtube algorithm will actively promote her.
>>29180776Anon...
>>29180740I wasn't even aware of hololive threads on this board when that was happening
Numberfag here The fact that kiara with so many collabs has the least amount of subs is hilarious
>>29180819One day Ame will claim her rightful spot behind Gura
>>29180684Jezaz, I hope this is fake and gay.
>>29180762Damn this is cool.Do you guys ever just... have it suddenly sink in how fucking big hololive is? Like this is a PHENOMENON. We have people doing original music covers, people suddenly finding out random coworkers are into it. I went on facebook yesterday and saw friends I had no idea were into this stuff sharing memes about Ina giving you headpats. It's everywhere.
>>29180726It’s possible, but we’ll never really know for sure unless one of them flat out says so, which they aren’t going to, lest they attract the ire of the chumbuddies, because Gura’s fanbase is quite literally insane when it comes to her interactions with any of the other girls except Ame.
>>29180822it doesn't even have to be romantic, though.they're going to go to JP together, since 3d debuts are often close in time.the only way that this narrative is debunked is if ina and kiara also fly in from overseas and they all share one apartment, which is unlikely. kiara will probably stay with mori, and ina will get her own apartment. gurame will be offered separate apartments but they'll choose to stay in one instead, since they preplanned a huge vacation/travel plan so they can live out their weeby fantasies in jp.
>>29180818One is drunk and with the self-esteem of Kiara. The other found her place and swells with never before tapped confidence.
>>29180776What the fuck is wrong with chumflakes
>>29180818Their 'Woo!' match, it's a little touch she added that none of the different song versions have.
>>29180819There's more to come when the podcast blows up and people from all of the anime community hear that a vtuber was irl on a podcast
>>29180751god i wish that were me
>>29180758I'm pretty sure Gura is a shared psychosis we're all having.
>>29180776you sound lonely anon
>>29180889As long as Kiara keeps caring I will never stop laughing at her being last in HoloEN.
>>29180850She hit 1m. Once you hit 1m the algorithm starts recommending you to everyone and starts actively promoting youIt's why Shark turned into The Red Comet once she hit 1m
This is funky
>>29180818Is this a shitpost, are you actually trying to argue there's even the slightest chance it's a different girl? No one can be this retarded.
>>29180889What's the matter ame? Pissed that your collabs end early?
>>29180889Fuck off Ame, stop being toxic when your friends aren't around
>>29180819Honestly pretty weak, considering the vid almost has a million views already
>1 emerwal
Is it me or does Ko'ne sound a lot older?
Summary of Rushia and MC streams besides whats going on right now? I actually got up for the Rushia collab but didn't see any signs of it on youtube at the time so I went back to sleep.
>>29180776This fucking awful post aside, an all-EN gathering for something like 3D would be wonderful.
Damn, Kiara is pulling almost 10k people for SC reading, impressive desu
>>29180776The absolute state of /u/tards
>>29180889>fag hereWow... he's right...
>>29180844>森先生Now we're talking.
>>29180889It's fucking hilarious. She's so desperate to be on top
>>29180776Why are /u/fags like this?
>>29180899If you believe her, it says in the description she's not actually drunk.
>>29180865the puffiest of cunnys...
>>29180762Oh it's Ame's Guilty Gear theme.
>>29180693yes.
>>29180936something's definitely up with the mic today
Gura just liked this 6 days old image. She usually only likes whatever is new in the last 24h.
>>29180942Her games are basically just foreplay. The real deal is the zatsudans.
>>29180714Who's this? She looks cute.
>>29180776>post a schizo>completely outstripped by this lunacyI kneel
>>29180762Oh shit this is pretty good on an electric guitar
>>29180940They started like 10 minutes late due to Kiara forgetting to buy Nintendo online again.Generally fun and nothing too crazy outside of banter and Kiara going FLAT IS JUSTICE.
>squatting on my chairBased slavbird
>>29180868Lol, reminder that Gura's gains don't show past the 10k digit anymore, that could be 19,999 subs for Gura and is probably closer to that since she was at +20k not long ago.
imagine the chicken's ass squatting on the chair that is you
>>29180892That sounds horrible
>Doing 3 streams on 1 day>Karaoke is the last streamChikim... your voice care.
>>29180961They seemed to avoid liking/RTing any type of art that referenced the ending to the game for a bit, probably not to spoil people who still haven't seen the archive.
SLAVS WHERE YOU AT
>>29180961someone she follows mightve retweeted it so it appeared as if more recent.
Kiarachama... your posture reps
>>29180987Kys hipster.
>>29180776>sees Ame's roommate>starts vomiting uncontrollablyI'm so sorry anon...
>>29180819>they're acceleratingvtubers are here to stay.
>>29180776I'm on the Takamori bait shit, but come on bro, what the fuck is your problem?
>>29180961She's trying not to spoil the ending for people that haven't seen the VOD/played the game
>Kiara has poor squat formKiara is dyel...
>>29180980Anon, why do you reply to such blatant bait
>>29180948She's already top where it matters.
>>29180784>imagineShe doesn't even try to hide it.
>>29180961She probably didn't see it until now, Twitter can be shitty like that.>>29180962>>29180936Her AC stream was 3 hours late because her mic died and she went to pick up another one from her parents' place.
>>29180956sounds more like BB, tho I guess Xrd got quite similar
>>29180961obviously she came here, saw it posted then used iqdb to find the source
>>29181007people that care about appearance are shallow.personality is all that matters.
>>29180991Assuming she doesn't spend 4 hours reading sc again, she has enough time to take a break and even a nap.
>>29180934I will wait at least 3 days before celebrating but it seems that she will gain like 10-15k additional subs on top of her natural growth from this. Considering that most of them will subscribe but never watch it's not that much of a crisis at least in this regard.
>So my fans>Simps.>-are called deadbeats>Simps.>-because I'm a reaper. They're pretty endearing and supportive of me >Simps.
>>29180844>"Ms. Mori" looks kinda strange, only really works if it's Mori-sensei.really? 'cause 'ms.mori' sounds way better to me. alliteration + calling your teacher by their first name is super weird.
>>29180994На месте
>>29181020>Her AC stream was 3 hours late because her mic died and she went to pick up another one from her parents' place.ah, thanks for clearing that up. was doing my sleep reps so i missed that.
>>29181009Let the man dream you insensitive fuck
What are the odds we'll get a gura stream today?
>Does anyone else squat on top of their chair?Ki(a)ra is L
kiara is a western spy!
>>29180927I mean it's possible
>>29181033Mori was probably cringing real hard there.
>>29180844>"Ms. Mori" looks kinda strangeDeadbeats were calling her that for the first several weeks after her debut. This sounds like a "you" problem.
>>29180852She STOLE Gura's roles before. She can compete against her.
>>29181017But Mori is the top, she just hasn't realized it yet
>>29180776that was beautiful anon. ;_; it just sucks knowing that... that... THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!
>>29180776I think you should take a break anon, you're too far gone
>>29180740I slept on Gen 5 debut, so she was already gone before I watched any of them.
>>29181033Did this actually happen?
>>29181033Is this actually from the podcast
>>2918104250/50 either we do or don't
>>29181027Understandable, please proceed with your fantasy.
Mori:>2nd most subscribed member>generates the most money>successful musician that outsells Eminem>speaks two languages>teaches the next generation on the side>too busy being successful to play video games>has friendsAme:>four forks, no friends>play video games all day
>>29180819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0VYb_rLxrYpeople have started to animate the podcast into small animations which are getting good numbers tooI'm happy she'll get more exposure
>>29180991Karaoke's not for 6 hours, she's got time to rest if she doesn't read supers for 4 of them.
I like skinna
>>29180784It's Ina except for the messy room.
>>29181033I mean, is he wrong?
>It--It didn't have to end like this, Watson.>You know that's not true, Gura. You were a wanted criminal. You were a fugitive from Atlantis and they needed someone to get close to you.>But.. I thought we were friends.>You were a means to an end. They flashed a Queen's fortune in front of me. They wanted to make damn sure you wouldn't escape again. How could I refuse?>So all that time we spent together.. All that fun building in Minecraft, the co-op games.. Those meant nothing to you?>... Would you believe me if I said they did?>Did you only join Hololive to get to me?>It was all part of the job. I just--I never expected--Nevermind..>Please... Why did you make me do this? Watson. We were like sisters. We were...>There's no turning back now, Gura. You should've turned yourself in. Spared yourself this pain. Now they'll never let you escape.>What do you know about my pain?! You don't care about me. You never cared.>I never had much in life, Gura. It was always loss after loss. Losing you would've been no different. I'm already used to the pain.>We had something special. It would've been different this time!>I'm sorry... The job always comes first.>Do you really believe that...?>Heh.. No..>I loved you, Ame.>.....>Ame...?
>>29181069stop falseflagging with my oshi.
>>29180897Gura will try to make moves on her that night and she'll get brutally rejected by Ame who only sees her as a sister figure, thus ruining their relationship forever. They will never speak to each other or collab ever again. We will slowly see Gura's descend into madness as she's thrown into the abyss of loneliness.
kiara is an angel
>>2918104250%, we either get a stream or no
>>29180891Nope, debut stream, buddy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNWPUyAxOKo#t=36m15s36 minutes, 15 seconds. "Oops, wrong one".Clown's a depressed pervert.
>>29180973Glad it wasn't me who fucked up then. Thanks, helpful anon.
>>29181069I seriously wonder if some of the members are jealous as fuck of each other for shit like this.
some rrats were meant to be ogey'd
What exactly seperates you from the chinks at this point? If it keeps going like this, death threats and attempts to get Mori fired are only a matter of time. You know it to be true.
I have nothing to contribute, I just want to say that when Gura smiles like this I am happy.
>>29180818seriously. yesterday's stream was so good. it's like she was riding the high from the public karaoke the day before. she was so alive; i totally identify with how proud ame felt.
>>29181087True
>>29180819Deadbeats numberfagging, what a suprise. Mori can keep the antituber community.
Can normies stop asking about the shitty podcast? fuck
>>29181069>antis are moving to Ame now that the podcast is a nothingburgerYeah well, fuck off. Unity stands.t. deadbeat
blown the fuck out
>>29181051I didn't imply otherwise or say one is objectively better than the other? There's no need to get so aggressive over nothing.
>>29181086f-festivaluna chama?
>>29181077Plenty of non-paying fans out there.
>i thought that cali was perfect for the podcasty-yeah..
>>29181077Simp is just the most recent word that gets it's meaning dragged through the mud beyond recognition.
>>29181100>What exactly seperates you from the chinks at this point?i can open my eyes wider than a centimeter
>>29181069stop falseflagging with my oshi's friend
>>29180684You don't. She's too fucking far gone. Don't saviorfag, seriously. You cannot help her. Maybe time travel back to 2007.
>>29180889Kiara is like in top ten SC worldwide.
>>29180672You ARE doing your scale reps right?https://voca.ro/1fmB271hPULi
>>29180729ok im interested
>>29181100The resident shitposters will never have the balls to do this.
>>29181107how does it feel chumflake, you guys numberfagged forever, it's nice to be able to do it as well
>>29180776Anon, you forgot about Ina...
>>29180780relative pitch? what's that, anon?
>>29181091>Clown's a depressed pervert.Aren't we all?
>>29180776TakaMori fags are seething.
>>29181100>What exactly seperates you from the chinks at this point?Not being Commies
>>29180780Perfect pitch, you mean. Relative pitch is what everybody can achieve.
Is Kiara clowning on us?
>>29181142she's used to being forgotten.
>It's amazing that Shark karaoke an insanely emo song. Japanese is katakoto, but in singing, it's better than Japanese Vtuber, and Shark-chan is the No.1 Hololive Production! !!
>>29181091debut streams don't count
>>29181107>two months of numberfagging until Gura hit 1M>told every single day by this thread that it's no chumbuds, it's falseflaggers, it's numberfags, it's HERfags, it's this, it's that>retard does the same against Mori>"FUCKING DEADBEATS AAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>29181131saxophone cover of her bgm when?
>>29181131Based clarinet anon
>>29181131Big ups, my dude.
>>29181102When something silly happens or she makes a joke and she looks at chat for reaction with that goofy smile...warms my heart.
>>29180819I'm not kneeling for a retard that has now made it ok for Anituber Trash Talk faggots to spam their shit in everyone's comments, chats, Twitter replies and even in Supachats. Mori is a fucking dumbass.
>>29181136>>29181164Are you trying to say she is getting more than Gura? Youtube stops at 10k when you hit 1M and only counts in 10k increments. She could have 19k+ in that image and you wouldnt know.
>>29181143>click the pixiv source button>get some random honkai impact pictureWhat the fuck
Please shut up about the p*dc*st jfc and hurry back to Australia
I will never forgive Mori, fucking greedy clout chaser wigger
>>29181030Bad assumption
Why can't you guys be more like Kiara or Amelia?
>>29180776Gurame truly is the cutest
>I wouldn't mind be part of the podcastTenchou pls, don't be like that...
>>29181177it's okay I dont need to hide how I feel anymore because pretty much everyone in these thread hates deadbeats, you people are fucking insufferable and have no self awareness
Ina is actually a bitch taking Ame's game away from her.
>things I have to do that aren't related to Hololive
>>29180819>It took Anituber kneeling for her to return the gap Hahaha holy fuck deadbraps are pathetic.
Is chicken going back to japan?
>>29181162someone should show the nipfags her membership karaoke performances and watch their irrevocable meltdown at the pure singing TALENT.
Kiara? More like femcel Austrian
>I want to keep everyone cumming
>trying to ignore my judaswhat did she mean by this?
>>29181091Fitting of a Houllebecq novel
>>29181183Nice
>>29181156poor InaI just want to embrace her
Stop replying to baitIronic shitposting is still shitpostingDo your reps if you are bored
>>29181047It would be fascinating if some random girl just studied HER, picked up on all their quirks, and all these coincidences of her twitch stuff being wiped, etc were just amazing timing.
>>29181217she doesn't need to worry about judas anymore though?
>the only thing that is fun right now is Hololive>I can run away from reality hereAren't we all tenchou
Hopefully they stop talking about that boring ass podcast within a week
>>29181205Anything for exposure.
>>29181033Putting aside their audience and its poisonous touch for a second, this is the real reason why the podcast was so shitty. It's 2 hours of three faggots trying to get someone to break character or say something that would damage her or the company's reputation. Why the fuck would you keep pushing someone to insult their fans unless you're intentionally being malicious?
>>29181206Probably depends on what the Corona-chan situation looks like in a few months.
>>29180738god damn cant you have a normal response you fucking autistic bitch
>>29181225Post the vid thanks
I'm still laughing at the thought of Mori changing out of her work outfit at the end of the school day and putting on her janny uniform to clean the building. I understand why she drinks so much.
Kiara will be the HoloEN invite to Holofes 2.
>Kiara wants to go home to Austria and get the fuck away from that bitch Calliholy fucking based
I love you takobros!
Why the fuck does she want to return to that hick hermit village in Austria?
>>29181197At least she doesn't want to be part actively... but that's just my cope
>>29180766>>29180732>Coco pushed for HoloENmaximum lol
The Bird is homesick.
>>29181183is that a chrome extension? i'm getting really tired of copy+pasting links into saucenao so if you could share what you use i would be greatly appreciative.
>bird wants to settle down
>>29180728and don't forget to mention she's also extremely cute
>>29181225Why an AK-47?
What would marriage with Kiara be like?
>>29181225I'm busy torrenting Space Dandy with a vpn so I can't post but I will leave this.
>Chicken and Mori will never meet again.
>>29180994Evo me, tu sam.
>>29180684Facesitting
Pssst. Hey, friend. Have you heard about the Trinity?
>>29181205This is no different from Gura using the "a" meme to boost her subscribers and her past accountHAJHAHAAH SHE SAID A ABHAHAHAHAHAHAH
give me austria kiara.i need phoenix-mom, brother, and sister for maximum cringekino streams
Kiarachama your SC reading reps...
>I want to settle down>But I don't mean like marrying someoneOh god, she is becoming a cat lady.
>>29181163Yeah, she really has changed a lot since then.Oh wait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GZZqPe8ZIk> You spoil me too much. If I was an office lady, I'd be fired. I'm so depressed, if we worked together, I'd be trouble for you.> So... Please swear at me. Reward me with it. Yes... Um... <shyness> Cursing me is my favorite. Swearing is #1.She gets off on this shit, dude.
>>29181081Ame never stood a chance with Gura and her BIG IRON ON HER HIIIIPs.
>3pm EST>Kiara is STILL streamingDoes she ever stop?
>>29181235I don't know why people were saying the second half of that shit was better when Mori was barely even talking and they were talking about other dumbass topics amongst eachother
>You know, sometimes I feel like moving to Germany from Australia
>>29180819I wish I could filter all screenshots of that site.Fuck numberfags.t. deadbeat
Musicianbros, where you at?https://voca.ro/1eFMFbc75YBH
>>29181270Lots of 3-ways, but also lots of her doubting you actually love her.
>>29181102>>29181173Based.
>>29180689>>29180737Seeing as it's traditional chinese, high chance this guy's Taiwanese. They loved Gura after she mentioned Coco in her first Karaoke.
>>29181276Stop I don't need these feels
>>29180780>Also the revelation that she has relative pitch was NUTS.anon... i think you might be tone-deaf. relative pitch is as common as dirt among musicians and is probably absolutely universal among competent singers.
>>29181177What? No, you fucking retard. I'm saying numberfags are all scum and pretending to not see they hypocrisy of blaming the current thread punching bag when nobody held falseflaggers against chumbuds is stupid.
>>29181292>she is becoming a cat lady.She already is one...
>>29181274>VPNwhy?
>>29181235Because they are hating themselves ironically as a profession. They're just wandering from FOTM to FOTM because none of it matters to them and they just want to have an "impact".
>>29181027Only ugly people use this cope. If there's no physical attraction then they are a friend. If there's no personality chemistry they are a fuck buddy. You need BOTH to be a true romantic partner.
>>29181304A string on my bass snapped like 2 months ago so I can't
I am skeptical about InAme zatsudan. Both are not talkative or super active in a collab. What's the deal? Comfy overload?
>>29181304Incredibly based.It's a shame I can't whip out my trumpet right now.
>>29181292One of the things she is missing is her cats>>29181276She can afford plane tickets now
Goals.
One of you has to go and get to this bird now, she's vulnerable and she'll end up a cat lady, you have to marry her to save her, /hlgg/!
>>29181327he is a burger
Ina is a thinly veiled numberfag with all the fucking popular garbage shit she plays.
Pekora... please give Kiara the chance at an offline collab before she goes back home
>>29181280When will you collab with your fellow Trinity members, friend?
>>29181325Oh. Right. Well shit.
>>29181292I mean she gas cats irl back at her home so...
>>29181302I'm a chumbud and I support you bros, sad to see you guys are the target of flaseflaggers now
>>29181293oh man, this Calli thing was long coming
>>29181295No and that's whats concernfagging me, at least for a Karaoke that's coming up.
>>29181111>nothingburger memestop gaslighting
>>29180868>>29180900>>29181136I think I told you to stop posting, schizoshartflake.You don't get to post. You stay in the corner and think about why you're like this.
>>29180776gonna go with based on this one
>>29181329"Influencers" are a cancer
>>29181047It's literally not.
>>29181295What? WTF time did she start?
>>29181327My ISP are a bunch of bitches and keep threatening to turn off my internet
>Chicken can't remember if she doxxed her cats yet>the chat is so cooked on doxx they can't remember either
So kiara is the type of person who want to be friend with all of people in her group/company.Make sense thought, the bigger connection you have is better.
>>29181338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTfJBzjc-HY
>>29181302bro stop trying to convince them, they fucking hate our guts at this point it's a lost cause this will keep going forever, might as well fight fire with fireThis is the repetition of that week when Mori was away and everyone was against us and her, but this time it will last forevert. annoyed deadbeat
She misses her homeland of Australia
>>29181357IMAGINE preserving your voice for karaoke
>>29181335its going to be cringe.ame is unironically worse with ina than she is with kiara. 51/nether railway collabs were extermely cringe.
>>29181385Lmfuckingfao
>>29180667what ?
Gura should run a H art contest like Haachama
>>29181358Seriously, "nothingburger" has become the third most used word on /jp/ since the Podcast came out. Damage control talking points pushed too hard.
>>29181381>might as well fight fire with firetry harder falseflagger
Apparently Civia had a 3D model ready even though Hololive lacks a studio in China, do you think Ame/Gura/Ina are gonna be able to have theirs?
>>29181102Can someone redpill me on live2d models? Does this face mean she's actually open-mouth smiling in real life or is it just a button she presses on her app?
So what's Gura's schedule now for today and 'morrow?
>>29181313What do you think Mori feels about this?
YAB!
>Kiara firing HaachamaEvil!
Kiara wtf, you can't say that
Kiara don't fuel the narratives...
>>29181365Aren't vtubers "influencers"
God damn chicken have some mercy
>>29181385When will Australia get a real flag?
>>29181385
>>29181415You swap emotions with a button press
Guys I need a polka how do I get one?
>>29181416nonstop sex with ame
Haachama's gonna get graduated...
>>29181344Your last bait didn't work huh? Here's a (You) buddy.
>>29180819>doesn't understand how youtube tracks subs after 1 million>still numberfags
This is great.
>haachama fired from KFP for poor hygieneburger king foot lettuce
>>29181410believe what you want man, I'm just being honest, if you don't see how this thread treats us compared to the others, then it's your choice
>>29181281deadbraps everyone
>>29181335Ame can be talkative when she wants to be (usually with Gura) so eh.I feel like it’s practice for both of them to get better at talking if anything, Ina especially.
>>29181372Exactly the same
So chicken will never meet rabbit?
>>29181406It's just a tourist phrase, mostly /pol/ shit leaking
>>29181413Who?
>>29181358Well, what w as the yab?
>>29181339I'll let someone in the KFP worry about that, I'm busy marrying Mori.
We heard nothing from ENs about attending Miko's undokai. Why? Don't they care about their senpai?
>>29181235Thats one of the points of the show and in the name. Not saying it makes for good entertainment but its like expecting to go on certain infamous talk shows back in the day expecting to be treated differently (and she still was to an extent).
Progress.
>>29181208You think JPbros are somehow unable or unwilling to become membershrimp?
>>29181415You can see Aloe cycle through the emotions on her debut
chicken is just fucking with us at this point
>>29181416
>>29180819The gap widens...
>>29181468OOUUAAAHHHHHH!
>she hasn't even started reading superchats yet
Imagine the smell of Ame and Haachama both rubbing their armpits against your face
>>29181335You fags calls everything cringe so it's going to be cringe and for everyone else it's going to be cute and comfy.
>>29181333>>29181336Aw, a shame. But I'm looking forward to your musical vocaroo tidbits anyways. OC is why I visit these threads.On an unrelated note, have you heard of orchestr/a/ or oke/a/ for short?
>>29180776cringekino
>>29181335Maybe they'll be prepared and have a list of things to talk about.
>>29181432Blue Ensign is based, trying to replace it is what gives you Canada's fucking leaf
>>29181486Fuck really? I zoned out an hour ago.
>>29180746Ame....
>>29181468UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Has the chicken numberfagged today? I think she's getting close right now
>>29181416The good ol' "if i feel like it/we have nothing planned yet"
>>29181468Fucking nice.
>>29181381>foreverthe attention span of those threads hardly lasts a week
>>29181415Polka also hilariously always leaves hers on "pained/sad", lol. Not helping her fight the narrative at all. I swear in the Polka/Polka RFA collab, she was "sad" the entire time, despite her genki voice lol.
>>29181448Why do you take this shit so seriously?Can't you just like your oshi and not shit on others?Or do you revel in the tribalism and inane drama that infests this thread?
>>29181468Soft reaper
>>29181033I'm not trying to kick up shit here but I did find it to be kind of disrespectful for them to make fun of her paying fans to her face like that. Unsure why they thought it was okay to put her in that position. The part where the bong joked about the JP Holos by saying "What the fuck are these names? They all sound the same!" irked me a little too. Mostly because they were talking directly to a Holo.
>>29181463>Miko's unkodai
>>29181416We will never know because she doesn't care about hololive enough to bother with changing it.
pick 1 or die1. you must watch 10 hours of tranny shark every week before you can watch any other vtuber2. your favorite vtuber lectures you on BLM and white fragility every stream and starts making demands for hololive to create character models that more accurately reflect the female body in real life3. you donate 1000 dollars and send a heartfelt message to your favorite vtuber and at the end of the stream she forgets to turn off her mic and you hear her calling you a loser and making fun of your superchat and the fact you have her 1000 dollars and then she looks at your profile picture which has your real face and starts laughing with her boyfriend about how disgusting you look4. you are forced to make reddit memes for coco against your will5.
>>29181482fuck off with your gap faggot, that shit's irrelevant now especially after the Korone collabjust streaming isn't enough, you need some form of talent and that basic twitch streamer doesn't have any
>>29181468
>>29181486>reading supachat during sc readingsThat's so Showa
>>29181417Dude I'm trying not to. Just thinking about how she probably feels about this makes me want to reach for a box of crying tissues.She finds someone she can truly call her BFF and she's now leaving in a few months.
>>29181468UOOOOOOOHADULT EROTICADULT BELLY EROTIC
>>291815243 sounds hot
>>29181454Isn't Pekora really shy for off collabs?
This new AC game seems pretty broken...
>>29181526>Mori>Talent
>>29181503No
Bros, I need some help here>Almost done watching the archive of Gura's latest karaoke stream>Mom says she doesn't want me watching Hololive>Says it's not good for me>Says parasocial relationships are harmful>I ask her if she is frustrated>I set upon her with a sword I made from toilet papers rolls and dragon-tail buttplugs>Dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about>Tell him his whore wife is an anti and a tranny>He is an anti and a tranny as well>My two cats (named Aloe and Artia after the honored dead) set upon him like Bobba to Ame's leg>We fight them off and hold the top of the stairsI have barricaded the upper floor, and liberated the neighbors wireless after they cut my connection, but we run low on cheap wine and kitkats. I stand with choice, go out the window and set upon the antis shits who loiter in house like gremlins on crack, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbors fridge (and groundpound their daughters with my raging cock). Tell me bros, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of anti scum, and quick return to watch the watchalongs of based Amelia?
>>29181468Haha "based"! Thanks Trash Taste for putting "our boy" in the spotlight!
>>29181524fourth. I'll make 'em low effort to boot,but I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCHAsacocos are pretty good.
>>29181451>>29181452>>29181454>>29181455>>29181456>>29181457every day we get closer to amecombos
>>29180853that would be tentacultists.
>>29181524I choose 5 as it accurately reflects what I'm doing with my life already
>>29181381Fuck off. You won't win by going head against head. You douse their fire by fanning the flames hard enough it dies instead.t. deadbeat
>>29181069she fucking off collabed and got drunk with 3 malesdon’t fucking defend it you cuckfaggothttps://streamable.com/632j0d
>>29181512that's exactly what I'm wondering, I've pretended to be "unity" or whatever, but no matter what happens no matter who streams DEADBRAPS THIS DEADBRAPS THATAt this point you fags deserve it
>>29181429Not really? Not everyone who streams is an influencer. A influencer makes their opinion their content, which Holos don't do.
>>29181468I want to rest my head against that tummy and take a long nap.
DOXXBEATSLISTEN UP IT'S WHAT'CHA WANT?DOXXING IN THE NIGHT FOR YA'DOING IT IN MY WAYCUZ IN /jp/ IT AIN'T A CRIME
>>291815243 oh God please
>>29181100The amount of delusion. Let's be honest, most posters here are just shitposting, and don't really have any beliefs. Chinks actually believe that it's some holy cause to derail and sow division among a community because something was said that makes them mad.
>>29180776your meds
>>291815244. I can make some repetitive, pandering garbage and take perverse pleasure in it
>>29181033To be fair, they are right. Her paypigs are subhuman and don't deserve any respect.
>>29181524How is 4. even remotely on the same level as the others? That's the obvious pick.
>>291815243 I only send monopoly money anyways
>>291815243, I would jack off so hard the skin comes off.
>>29181255This narrative is never gonna fucking die at this point isn't it? Coco's already done so much for hololive so why do people need to make up even additional stuff for her?
>>29181543Shitpost all you want, but at least have the decency to not use Friend.
>>29181077It's a meme word that hardly means anything anymore. Not everyone who supports a streamer is a "simp" anyway.
I don't get it, what's wrong with saying Austria?
Do you guys have your John.Wick.webrip.1080p.YTS.YIFY ready?
>>29181547She drew Gura a couple of day ago?
>>29181434I don't understand, poland. pls explain.
>>29181526Ogey
>>29181558Listen here you little shit, I'm going to fuck Pekorat deadbeat
>>291815244 lol
>>29180746I don't understand, they have such a nice job with good pay and flexible timing, why soukd they reach this state? I guess cause normal people don't become vtubers
>>29181077Paying for content and because you enjoy what someone does doesn't automatically make you a simp
>>291815244 is the obvious answer, I can force my oshi
>>291815243 but only if she fucks him while doing it
>>291815244, a shitty panik meme will only take like 20 seconds
How are deadbeats constantly the worst posters in these threadsi dont understand it
>>29181558She is an entertainer. Not your girlfriend.
>>29181590Doxing herself is one thing but she probably doesn't want to dox her family.
>>29181545Congratulations this was physically painful to read even ironically.
>>291815244. I'll make the best "Panik" and "Always has been" memes :^)
Is Kiara ever going to finish the sc reading?
>>29181259anon, your 4chan X reps...
>>29181562I see what you mean. I figured Holos count as a type of influencer since they're used to sell products sometimes. They're definitely not like the Trash Taste guys though.
>>29181611>t. Deadbeat
What houses will they be in?> Lore wise> Reality wise
>>29181558>632j0dis this mikoboat mk.2?
>>29181381>but this time it will last foreverYou fucking believe it, go back to /mu/ and your double D bullshit.
>>29181468Who
>>29181584literally a crack-addled ramblings-tier narrative
>>29181529On the plus side there's a lot of JP senpais like Suisei and Polka who I think could become good friends with Mori so she won't be alone. Probably won't be the same though...
>>29181560Yeah you're a falseflagger.But if you aren't, reevaluate your life choices and most importantly take your meds.
>>29181077Simp its a blanket term that has lost its meaning even they know it but they keep using it
>>29181415They can swap emotions. This is noticeable watching videos and even during the second collab, Ina accidently revealed the UI. Despite this newfags and retards fell for the whole "Gura is really upset" during the Among Us collab, and thought she was actually frowning and sad irl
Since trashbraps started flinging shit again..Ahem.>She doesn't need to care about Hololive>She doesn't need to adjust to Hololive culture>She doesn't need kayfabe>It doesn't matter if she locks content behind her highest membership tier>It doesn't matter if a third of her streams are just akasupa readings>It doesn't matter if she reads them during collabs with other Holos>It doesn't matter if she blurs the line between vtuber and roommate>It doesn't matter if she never prepares for her streams and has to constantly damage-control mid-stream because of it>It doesn't matter if she only sees Hololive as a stepping stone in her career>It doesn't matter if she sets a precedent for even worse collabs with shitty ecelebsYOU ARE HERE>It doesn't matter if she affects other HoloENs with her behaviour (in progress)>HoloENs don't need to be different from twitch streamers>Hololive doesn't need to be a virtual idol group>Hololive doesn't need to stay apolitical
>>29181575Paypigs are the reason why any of this shit exists
>>29181635>GryffindorAme (Main character)Gura>HufflepuffKiara>RavenclawIna>SlytherinMori
>>29181635My basement :)
>>29181642You're on crack. Polka ain't leaving her attic nest lol.
>>29181590nothing is wrong it became a stream joke
>>29181468Wait what the fuck is this? Is this Mori drawing herself?
>>29181524i choose 4 since the memes i make for here aren't that much better
>>29181545this is the shit I live for
>>29180740no she was supposed to be my favorite together with Botan. But fortunately she is somehow back in business
Leutnant Oberst Degurechaff Danke Schön!
>>29181436when you find out, let me know
>>29181611The fanbase is a mirror of the streamer.
>>29181077Simp is being used as a derogatory term for her supporters. Even if deadbeats were the self depreciative type, "paypig" is unironically a better term to use. They really were putting them in the same tier as twitchwhores and the vtubers associated with them instead of thinking them as a respectable* entertainer with ambitions
>>29181611We just aret. Deadbeat
>>29181545I read this while watching the new Francis E. Dec docu video that was just released, and heard the entire thing in his insane rambling voice in my head
>>291815244I can just make same meme each week
>Capcom>PermissionsKEK
>>29181572
>>291815245. Be a deadbeat
>>29181468My Boy is kinda erotic...
>OkamiCapcom... permissions....
>>29181529>who is ririsya>who is renedo chickenfags really?
>>29181545>not using Watson Concoction to ascend to a higher plane and phase out of the housengmi
>t. deadbeatThis has to be the most annoying fucking shit that ever plagued these threads. "Good for Ame.", "Wow I hope Gura collabs with her senpais", "We stand with KFP", "Ina is enjoying herself" and then followed by "t. deadbeat" is the dumbest most blame deflecting bullshit. You hide behind the curtain of "UNITY" while not actually supporting the other girls and just use them to fool everyone that we're in all this together. Well, you don't fool me assholes. You don't even care about Hololive or Cover and you don't even care about video games, just like oshi all you care about is some stupid wigger weeb wrap that no self-respecting musician would ever do. I hope that bitch graduates so you'll follow your dork "reaper" back to her unsuccessful indie scene and never infest my pure idols ever again.I fucking hate you all. Get the fuck off /hlg/ and get the fuck out of /jp/. You don't even belong in this world.
>>291816266 more hours
>>29181657Accurate asf
>>29181524definitely 4 since the memes i already make are just as bad
>>29181672But people call Amelia the "Twitch" streamer but shes purposefully avoided "poggers" and "pog" on stream and also played off not knowing who "Moonmoon" is, even though that was one of the streamers she looked up to.
>Is that Capcom?>Oh fuck, thats not gonna happen
>>29180684Why would someone want that?
>>29181445
Bloody Capcom. Even chugga played Okami, and finished it. Why not Kiara?
>>29181635GryffindorMoriAmeHufflepuffGuraKiaraRavenclawIna
>>29181663A twitch streamer named Saruei drawing Mori. She drew Gura not that long ago.
>Kiara openly shitting on CapcomHOLY FUCKING BASED
>>29181654Big ups
Capcom omegalul
>capcom? not gonna happen
>>29181514You just got your first taste of ironic weebs. More will follow.
>>29181722At least it confirms what we always expected.
Man fuck Capcom
>>29181718*Pachi pachi*Next memuh
>>29181661I see. Death Star win in the end
>>29181640>>29181663The artist's name is right there on the bottom
>>29181722actually spit out my water when she said that, fuckin hilarious
>>29181611you forgot>t. deadbeat
>>29181642I hope you're right but who knows. I'm worried about the possibility of her going back into her workaholic shell that her rapper friends clearly didn't help with
Capcom? More like Crapcom
>>29181545
>>29181654You'd get more (You)s with Shazam.
>>29181727Japanese old suits
>>29181686Sadly what's happening to /hlgg/ right now.
>>29181718mori would love this meme....
>>29181754Crapcum
based kiara shitting on crapcom
>>29181708t. deadbeat
>>29181514deadbraps are seething so hard LMAOOOO
>They've given up completely on Capcom permissionsIt's not fair bros
>>29181526Cut that shit out.
>>29181708Every holoEN is talented and I wish them all the best!t. deadbeat.
>>29181718Fuck you I laughed
is ame more of a soccer mom cheering on her daughter, a lovestruck fangirl, or a best friend that wants to see her bff succeed?
Niji has exclusivity deal with Capcom right?
>>291815242. Because I am based leftist
>>29181731They were so close to going back to being Capgod but no they just had to do continue being Crapcom.
>>29181686Profundo...
>>29181729Mori is Neville tier Gryffindor
>>29181415There's emotions she can pick but it can detect if her mouth is opened or not
How does she make the frog noises? Is it erotic?
Why is capcom so backward minded and why do they not have the balls to do it to western let's players?
THE FROG IS BACK
>>29181387It's odd seeing this, I thought 51 was alright but people were raving about it at the time. Dunno if it was /u/fags or just because that time was like, peak trinity posting.
>antis falseflag against deadbeats>antis falselfag as deadbeats>antis then proceed to blame deadbeats for their own behavior>then everyone here agrees with them because shitposting is fun>deadbeats might as well not exist at this point, it doesn't matterAnd this is why these threads are so shit even compared to /hlg/.
>Capcom>Konami>SEGA>FromSoftWhy are Japanese companies so fucking stupid?
>>291815244. Easiest decision
>>29180776>Gura tries to make a move>Ame goes sorry Gura, i don't swing that way>I still love you as a friend...>They rarely collab after they come back
woah, that sound awakened a new fetish
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>29181496different anon here. What the fuck are they doing, it's been months since the last upload. Did they all collectively burn out after the album release or something?
>>29181782combination of last two
..... kiara wtf..... my dick wtf
Super Deepthroat
>>29181718That's so dumb, why did I actually laugh lmao
I'm a little surprised nobody got a PS5 this week? They've got Sony permissions, right?
>kiara frog noisesUFCK A AAGOD
>More cum-swallowing deepthroat Kiara ASMRBlessed.
>>29181708me want cunnyt. deadbeat
Kiara please, my peepee..
Is there anything to look forward to on saturdaY?
>>29181782A cloutchaser t. Deadbeat
>4chanx filters>"/mori/i", "ideadbeats/i"What the fuck?? The thread is 100% better for many reasons
Oh hey I can make that noise too. Just trap some air in your cheeks and puff them out, then push the air back out.
>>29181782Yes.
Kiara stop making deepthroat noises on stream...
>>29181545fuck I'm high and this is the funniest thing ever rn
Yeah im thinking Kiara gives the good succ
>>29181129Someone has to save her. If you try hard enough and are patient enough, maybe you could be the one.
For the love of God, stop shitposting for one fucking day
>>29181524>or diethis is always the first option
Kiara deep throating noises
>>29181007She's cute
>>29181635>Amelia in ravenclawI wonder how would she bruteforce her way into their common rooms.
I love Amelia Watson and I want to give her a hugt. deadbeat
>>291815244, that is an incredibly easy choice.
>>29181708ogeyt. deadbeat
>>29181173literally makes it 10x funnier, i love it
>>29181805t. deadbeat
>>29181805Cool, you can go back there now.
These threads would be infinitely better if there was an IP check you had to pass before every post, and if you've ever posted on /v/, /vg/, or /pol/ you get automatically banned.
>>29181806As retarded as it may seem they actually believe that one stream view means one lost sale
>>29181809
GURA CAN'T BE A HUFFLEPUFF. THEY ARE GOOD AT FINDING THINGS AND GURA LOSES SHIT LIKE BREAD.
>>29181856shut up teacuck, your forced positivity will not help the situation
>>29181822omegalul XD
>>29181708>t. deadbeat
>>29181776Ok deadbeat
>>29181844ogey
>>29181657>>Slytherin>MoriMori doesn't have a single cunning bone in her body. She is the dumb brave Gryffindor.
>>29181873ORIGINAL SOURCE
>>29181853She would just say that the answer is a man and then make some bullshit up to confuse the door
NEW SCHIZO NARRATIVE:KIARA IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
>>29181805You can blame the epic purgefags for part of this, by the way. Stupid niggers should hang from a fucking tree.
>>29181173It's the funniest shit every time. Her subtle humor is so underrated. Especially in collabs when someone else says something ridiculous and she just stops and looks at the camera.
>>29181844This Mori thing reminds me too much of Suisei falseflaggers.Same arguments, same obsession.Perhaps this is the fate of music-focused holos.
>>29181822Why bother? Pretty much all of them play PC anyway. Plus it's got no games and it's hard to get a hold of.
Mori was raped in the fall of 2020 by trash taste podcast KEK WHAT A BITCH
>>29181708I don't wipe my asst. deadbeat
>>29181776t. deadbeat
>>29181894ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
shion yo.... midriff... smug....
>>29181805Most people here don't care about Hololive, and this thread was created to contain these fags. Go to /hlg/ if you want an actual Hololive discussion.
>>291815241 so I don't die
>>29181007Ame's roommate is at least a 7.
>falseflag falseflag falseflagOwn up to your fanbases's shit.
>>29181806Do you know about The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim? It is made by a western developer and requires no permissions to stream.
>Kiara hasn't done her Commonwealthreps>>29181822Sony permissions are big no no at this point, Kiara bought her brother one
>>29181876I love you toot. deadbeat
>>29181888Ambition is also one of their traits, being evil tooHonestly holos ilke Suisei and Sora would get there based on that too
>>29181754Capcom makes some of the best games in the industry
>>29181657>Harry potterHoly shit go back with that overrated garbage
>>29181904t. deadbeat
>>29181900They're probably literally the same anons. They also both have inferiority complexes about Gura.
>>29181822>get a PS5>there's one game to play>it's a shitty remaster done by Bluepoint>and they don't have permissions for it anyway
>Get your own QueenCanadians BTFOd
>>29181889>open spoiler>it's kiara being noisy>close spoiler
>>29181844>he's not playing both sides at the same timeNGMI
GUYS FEED ME SOME GURAME NARRATIVE.
https://youtu.be/OsSYBejVSnM
LEAFFAGS BTFO
>>29181923>Kiara bought her brother oneShe actually bought him a switcht.Deadbeat
>>29181654>>HoloENs don't need to be different from twitch streamers>>Hololive doesn't need to be a virtual idol group>>Hololive doesn't need to stay apoliticalYou forget that Cover specifically doesn't want politics, shut down Coco collaborating with Project Melody, and doesn't want to bring in vtubers with already popular aliases.
leafbros...
>>29181651>Ina accidently revealed the UIoh, i always wanted to know what it looked like, you mean the second group collab?
HOW WILL CANADIANS RECOVER
kiara overthrowing governments left and right
>Kiara usurping the Her Majesty the Queen of EnglandBASED
>>29181920t. deadbeat
>Can I be Australia's queen?RAID THE WINDSOR PALACE JANNIES!!!LONG LIVE KIARA!
>>29181809this has a non zero percent chance of happeningt.pogfart
>>29181920Ogey falseflagger
>"Australia's" QueenÖsterreich! Österreich! Österreich! Kaiserin! Kaiserin! Kaiserin!
>>29181930Yeah but they're also shitheads.
>>29181844I mean, it's not as bad now as it was a few hours ago, i wonder why.
>>29181911>Go to /hlg/ if you want an actual Hololive discussion.I know this is a tired old meme reaction, but it just fits too well here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>29181873
>>29181953It was the Gang Beats one
>>29181941What is she doing?
Why do you even come to these threads when there isn't a stream you're interested in on? Why is this thread not mostly discussing Kiara's ongoing stream, and instead being used as a vehicle for shitposting? Are your lives that devoid of any meaning? Is HoloEN the only thing you care about anymore? Or, more accurately, is trying to 'win' these threads the only thing you care about anymore?
>>29181809>Gura tries to make a movelol
>>29181929>Ambition is also one of their traitsMori literally forgot her original ambition because she preferred working harder than smarter. She is Hufflepuff before she is Slytherin.
> t.deadbeat> t.deadbeat> t.deadbeat> t.deadbeat> t.deadbeati dont understand
>>29181941LOOK AT HER GO!
>>29181934Also meant for>>29181635 and everyone who replied
>>29181708I laugh my ass off everytime i see spergs shitposting as deadbeats, i love that my oshi lives rent free on their mindst.deadbeat
>>29181979LOOK AT HER GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1111
>>29181942They're both the same person, every Ame stream is prerecorded.
>>29181911>Go to /hlg/ if you want an actual Hololive discussion.That's a hilarious fucking joke
>>29181720Since she was a big fan of vtubers before, it seems like she understands how and why Hololive is different from the culture she came from.
>Kiara watches the same shows as my momTenchou...
>I'm a QueenDoes this mean Kiara is married?
>>29181979Her best
>Kiara wants to be elected Holy Roman EmpressBased
>>29181988neither do It. deadbeat
>>29181805>deadbeat this>deadbeat thatI just fucking hate Mori.
>>29181988terveisin
>>29182004To me
>>29181988It stands for trans deadbeat
Anyone have a timestamp of when Mori was talking about her audition?
>>29181832>Removing any post mentioning the worst Holo makes the thread betterWhat did he mean by this?
Super chat "Reading"
Will you follow chicken in her reich quest?
>>29181911This is the hololive thread. /hlg/ was left behind to contain the schizos.
>>29181811I really don't know.Recording is relatively easy, so my guess is that the few anons that are competent music writers are inactive atm.Making sheets is a wholly different beast.I love them and I'd gladly shill them wherever I go.
>>29182004Yes, to The King.
>>29181982problem is that no one watches Kiara
>>29181910Pressing my fat cock against shion's tummy!
>Started this SC reading not reading a single SC>Reads two (2) SC>Goes off on a tangent about how Leafs need to get a proper queen and how she should be the queen of AustraliaHow long will it go?
>>29182004You don't have to be married to be a Queen. That would make you a Queen-consort in most cases anyway.
>>29182010t. deadbeat (forma de schizo)
>>29181988>>29182009>>29182013>>29182017t. Alberto Barbosa
>>29182004nah queen regnant can be single like elizabeth i
>>29181998What is Gura was so lonely that she created the perfect person for herself and has split personality?
>>29182010t. deadbeat
>>29182004
>>29181941>No sound
>>29181293ok its been 20 minutes and my boner still hasn't gone down
>>29181752Ideally since they have the next 5 or so months together Mori will get more into a pattern of not over-working herself and learning how to chill. Mori's teaching gig should be done by the time Kiara leaves which lessons the chance of her over-working herself.
>>291820368 hours minimum
>>29182032i'm watching
>>29181982Chumsharts falseflagging deadbraps falseflaggin condomates falseflagging chumshartsNo one gives a fuck about Ina and Kiara
>>29181547She's been drawing JP holos since at least July.
>>29182025no, my people have suffered enough under *striansi can't wait for muslims to take over so i can join them in beheading their men and raping their women
>>29182026>to contain the schizosIt was to filter you fucking retards. If you don't think there aren't EN schizos here, you must be a schizo yourself.
Chicken just force fed me meds...
>>29182022God the EN girls won the design jackpot Kiara isn't EN don't @ me
>>29181970She could become our empress when she returns.
>>29181988>t. deadbeat
Why are teamates in particular always perpetually seething about Mori?t. chumbud
>>29181954>Project MelodyI don't know anything about her, other than the fact that she's a gigathot. Is she political and is that really the reason the collaboration was shut down?
>>29182022>that little giggle she does after itGod Ina is too cute.
>>29181930And that's also why people here are mad at least, Gura wants to play Resident Evil but can't, people want to see Ina play MH and Mori play DMC, and now Kiara just talked about Okami, shit sucks
SchoolGura please
>>29182017>transYeah, male to alpha male, CHADBEATS own you bitchboy
>>29181942
>>29181547she has been drawing holos for months now
>>29181974>>29182000Enjoy your endless deadbeat falseflagging until Calliope graduates, can't wait to watch you celebrate that like 5ch antis celebrated Aloe's graduation. You're the same fucking crowd. Thank fuck faggots like you were purged from /hlg/.
>>29182032I'm watching her right now
>>29182058Of course there are EN schizos here, but the /hlg/ thread is a dozen times worse. Shithole doesn't even begin to describe it.
>>29181331This is true
>>29182036her tangents are the best thing about her readings
>>29182036Haha thats our Kiara!
>>29182042>>29181998You are getting too close to the truth, you might wanna head back
>>29182063nice try deadbrap
>Do birds have feelings?Kiara SC readings onegai, I have thigns to do.
>>29182063Why are tentacultists always perpetually falseflagging?t. KFP
>>29181993If by some horrible turn of fate hololive gets a board, they should have forced, selectable fan tags like /pol/ has flags. You could choose whatever fandom you wanted, but you would have to choose one. Shit would be incredible.
>>29182054>My two favorites have the least false flagging shittersFeels good
>>29182050you're the statistical error
>>29180776Buhased. Self inserters absolutely seething that these dykes are head over heels for each other
>>29182004I thought the requirement to be a king/queen was to simply inherit a kingdom.
>>29181910Will any EN collab with this smug brat?
These thread are unsalvageable.Even when someone is streaming (Kiara in this case), 99% of the thread is distilled diarrhea.
>>29182026You're right, /hlgg/ is thankfully free of schizos. Imagine shitting up the thread for an entire day because there was a stream you didn't like? Good thing we don't have schizos here who'd do something like that.
>>29182036That's everyday Kiara
>>29182023KFP sponsored zatsudan
/int/ should go and stay go
>>29181708Basado
>>29182069legitimate possibility for new outfit at some point to milk more money out of the lolifags
>>29182091t. deadbeat
>>29182071>spoiler>Mori's stream post-spaNARRATIVES?
>>29182004I think she's a baka and think queen is feminin version of king when it's actually king's spouseSo she should call herself a king unless she intends to abdicate her throne to Mori
>>29182068Man Gura RE streams would be amazing.
>>29182071This "like" doesn't have to be romantic and probably just means they are friends.
>>29182065I think the part with her being a pornstar is where Cover draws the line. It's okay to be lewd but that's a step too far for them.
>>29182065collab was shutdown because she streams on chaturbate.she seems like a pretty nice girl otherwise. There are worse thots on twitch.
>>29182077Go back there if it's so much better, dogfucker.
>>29181654Serious question here: if she didn't give a fuck about Hololive and "idol" shit disgusted her and she fucking hated it but wanted to try it to get her music out there, why the fuck did she not just become an indie vtuber instead of applying for a company with an established fanbase and "culture"? Why the fuck did she not stay as the demoncube but got an avatar and be done with it? She would have gotten more freedom to play whatever she wanted and to collab with whatever shitty normie e-celebs she likes after gaining traction. She could have gotten her start WITH collabs with other indies that she knows anyway.It makes no sense to me, business-wise, why she instead just applied randomly to Hololive all half-assed expecting nothing instead of doing literally 10 minutes of research and realizing that what she ACTUALLY would benefit from was to be an indie vtuber and focus on herself and nothing else. Directly tying herself to a company is an instant restriction to what she REALLY wants to do for her endgame. Whenever I analyze it, it just seems pointless. She doesn't care about games, doesn't play them, doesn't wanna learn them, doesn't wanna be an idol to disgusting people she hates unless they give her money, doesn't do well in collabs with other holos, doesn't care about ANYTHING other than her music and doesn't care about what anyone else has to say about anything, ever. Then what the fuck was the point of joining if she's already basically a company-sponsored indie? Mori feels like a side-project music holo more than a part of a group. If that's what she wanted, then mission accomplished I guess? It's so bizarre.
>>29181953
>>29182055omg omg omg
>Kiara literally making fun of George Floyd
>>29182071Those Gura screeches when playing a game with Ame but also those Gura screeches when being chased by naked Ojiisans
>>29182022built for corruption
>>29182042wasn't there a bleach character like this
Sorry guys, Christmas is cancelled this year. Korone just killed Santa.
>>29182092why not just close the stream if you are busy?
>>29181304blessed
>>29181547She's a known weeb who drew Holos for months now
>>29182082It really isn't much worse than /hlgg/. Its on the exact same level, just with blatant /v/ and r*ddit posting.
>I CAN'T BREATHCover doesn't want you to go political chicken
>>29182099I wouldn't be so sure, you know what they say about the quiet ones
>>29181782
>>29182106Tourist fags from the podcast will get bored and leave. This happened once before.
>>29182099That's what they want you to believe...
>>29182093Why are tentacultists always perpetually falseflagging?t. tentacultist
>>29182093Why are Chumbuds always blaming someone else?t. Teamate
>>29182106one of kiara's 72 hour superchat readings doesn't count
>>29182137what did you expect after the NSDAP yab yesterday?
>>29182122>think queen is feminin version of kingBecause it is you retard. A Queen Regnant and a Queen Consort are both still Queen.
>>29182130t. deadbeat
>>29182108>for an entire dayI fucking wish it started and stopped at just a day.
>>29182108Bro if you think this is bad try spending one day in /hlg/, this place looks like paradise by comparison.
@29182060faggot
>>29182096Sounds stupid
>>29182106filter Mori, falseflag and Deadbeats, instantly becomes a good thread
>>29182140Her highest shriek so far has been with Ame so does she put Ame on a higher danger level than ojii-sans?
>>29182130Because Hololive is a guaranteed success? Brand name can make you go from a literally who to 100K subs in a day.
>start watching John Wick so I could watch the 2 others with Ame>see cute dog>remember Ame's cursedon't you fucking dare
I wish Polka was happier
>>29181982because kfpfags are thread minoritycheck /hlgg/ during ame & gura hours
The "Forgot to put BGM back on" should really be on a Kiara bingo board.
>>29181663lol mori is not that cute
I think today proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that either the majority (or at least an incredibly vocal minority) of people actually care more about the politics of this thread than they do about watching streams or Hololive in general.
>>29181982Theres like 5 anons who actually watch Kiara. During her streams people prefer to talk more about JPs than her, just today she is getting a bit more attention due to her collab with Rushia.
>>29182191Anon you're in for a surprise
>>29182191anonchama...
Why is Mori always so cute?t. DeadbeatMori love.
>>29182048Isn't it actually in about 3.5 months? She might still be working when Kiara leaves. Time is going to start feeling scarce really soon
>>29181991Here's your obligatory (you) for expressing your opinion.
>>29182163>Tourist fags ... will leaveThis has been true for literally one day since HoloEN debuted and it was so they could go shitpost on /pol/. Get used to the thread quality as it is now because it's only ever going to get worse.
>>29181805go back/hlg/ is a JP holo hugbox, we actually take our holos to task when they're being shitty. /hlg/ will eat shit out of a dog bowl and like it but we have standards.
>>29181982>Why do you even come to these threads when there isn't a stream you're interested in on?I guess I'm addicted? Not sure to what though, the OC flow seems to be drying up already.
>>29182170Maybe in your shitty country, actually good countries like Poland have only kings ruling the country even if they are female
>>29182202t. deadbeat
>>29182187>Eliminate all discussion of Mori from the threadI see, the antis have won
>>29182187This unironically would work, but at what cost... Well not that great of a cost actually fuck it
What's Hachama's deal? Everytime I see her it's like everyone is babysitting her or her chaperone. Even moreso than Gura.>>29182203Kiara is great tho.
I feel like every single human being on earth can play CAPCOM games but Hololive is it really such a great sin to turn superchat on I feel like everyone does it
>>29182045WHATS THE SOURCEEEEEEEEE
>>29182172Please point out the last time schizos made /hlg/ unusable for an entire day because they didn't like a stream. Go on, I'm genuinely curious.
>>29181889
>>29182130>why would a musician join a label instead going indieexposure, money, contract securityalso>t. deadbeat
>>29182202That became true ever since these girls went viral and brought in the /v/ and /pol/ crowd. I still remember how fucking comfy the early threads were, but we won't see that ever again.
>>29182226She's ESL.
>>29182096>false flags as your oshiswitches vpn >same fags the bait to shit up thread
>>29182215Screaming at each other over perceived slights isn't taking someone to task, it's you not taking your meds.
>>29180738>>29182194>>29180710>>29180742>>29181249>>29181274>17. Do not upload images containing additional data such as embedded sounds, documents, archives, etc.
>>29182212Some stick around, but the majority of the people only here to shitpost always leave when they stop getting replies. And I'm not talking about the election shit. There was another yab moment early on that had everyone acting like chimps for days.
>>29181604Cover dumpster diving for talents isn't just a meme anon, the ones that vtube as a side gig are exceptions that prove the rule.
>>29182157>Its on the exact same levelNah, the schizo shit and infighting there makes ours look bearable. I sometimes visit just to restore my faith in this place. They are in literal constant meltdown. The only good thing that ever happens in /hlg/ is ALOE LOVE and friendposting.This thread isn't even that bad, it's mostly just thin-skinned deadbraps complaining about a minority of anti-Mori posts.
>>29181978>>29182132thanks!
>>29182200>ear gauges>tats>glasses>cute
>>29182230/hlg/ is unusable everyday.
>>29182230Seconding this, these threads have forever moved at the fucking speed of light because of obnoxious YT chat-tier posting.
You people don't even watch streams, you are clearly just making post after post, fucking clipwarchers, that's who is fucking these threads up
>>29181524I choose die
>>29182157hlg and hlgg are both shit in different ways. Whenever this thread starts fixating on shitting on Mori and Kiara, I just spend time in hlg for a while. It makes my experience in /jp/ significantly more enjoyable.
>>29182227it would hurt because hololive would suffer from legal consequences
>>29182215K E K
>>29182096Yeah, make this threads even more reddit!
>>29182208dunno, but the date artworks by this guy are greatt.deadbeat
>>29182240How new?
>>29182208I love this dork so mucht.pesomuerto
>>29182240sound script is a plague but that's not what's happening here.
>>29182240t. deadbeat
>>29182217>actually irrelevant shitholesFTFY
>>29181044What's with that one Anime pic with the cunny sitting on the chair?
Have you applied to hololive /jp/
>>29182230Every literal day, ever day, every single fucking day lmao. All of them. I'm not even memeing. Holy fuck go back.
>>29182139Down to the last one.
>>29182248nigga just look at her face you fucking faggot
>>29182120Can't call it a narrative when a girl says so herself.
>>29182208She's my Mori and I love her
>>29182188Yeah looks like Ame is the highest danger level. Ojii-sans get pretty high up there though.
>>29182254I don't even watch clips. I just read this thread and try to guess what happened.
>>29182240>I am not so good at computer
>>29182240>243542343. Go back.
does anyone think that gura is literally still in holoEN because of ame?she's literally found her true love. she's someone who has been stripped and depraved of any social interaction and intimacy. never dated anyone, have had very few friends that have been all virtual and have abandoned her -> had nobody to play with for BL3.she's that awkward nerdy girl that is a major introvert; people probably found her easy to pick on early in her life and that trauma has scarred her permanently.so she retreats to make cute and funny anime meme music, a community and place where she'll be accepted for who she is. or at least who she tries to be.everything is going fine and holoEN auditions come out. she gets in, and there in that discord group the manager of holoEN introduces each of the members to one another.time zone differences mean that ame, gura, and ina spend most of their time together. ina is a really busy person whereas ame and gura are just homebodies that stream and make videos all the time, so they naturally play more often.they get closer and share stories about themselves, gura finds someone that she can deeply relate to: a person that, like her, shares the same longing for social interaction and friendship. ame, however, has had her fair share of intimate romance, and that is not what she seeks with gura. she just wants a really close friend to have fun with and talk to.gura, however, is devoid of any romantic or genuine social experience. she begins to project this maternal role onto ame. she becomes infatuated with her, spending all of her off-stream time, if possible, to play with her or to talk to her. she checks her discord dms with her every 10-20 minutes. when she goes to bed, she stares at the chat logs with her in bed, smiling ear to ear.anyway, before i go on a tangent. i feel as if gura has finally found that special someone. she keeps her sane, she keeps her even keel, she keeps her ship floating during even the heaviest of storms.when they debut, ame feels this urge to bridge out with others, and encourages gura to do so as well. they're a 5 man gen after all. gura is also excited to bond closer with the others - but ame is for her. she's too relatable.you can see it. how gura and ame interact with the other members excluding each other, it's awkward, clunky, artificial, and screams inauthentic. but they're getting there, their relationship with the others are improving and building.but every night, every moment off-stream, the two relegate themselves to hanging out with each other. they're probably as close as childhood friends of 10 years, now.when gura exploded in popularity and took on the mantle of hololive, shouldering unthinkable pressure that she did not sign up for.. she probably wanted to graduate. she wanted to escape. she's too used to the stress, although self-imposed, of other people and their judgements, labels. what will they think of me if i dont do X, or dont post Y?ame probably was there to comfort her. support her. she knew how gura felt, she's been there before - when she had to drop out, when that someone passed away.gura gets in the tracing scandal - is distraught and distressed, immediately regressing to her past tendencies - ame is there again.ame is the one keeping gura sane, and maintaining her hope in hololive. shes the one that allows gura to come to stream every day happy, deriving enjoyment from this monotonous arrangement.why do they constantly reference the other during solo streams? they're always on the others mind. they can't get them out. its embedded within them. they've become a part of the other. inseparable, bound by destiny.their relationship further progresses, and the mc atlantis collab + mc moona tour + a way out + 51 collab really just fucking pushed it over the top. you can tell how comfortable gura is near ame now, and vise versa. ame even tweeted that her face was hurting from all the laughing, and that gura only ever leaks HER when she collabs with ame or does a solo membership stream.a way out was a masterpiece, the best holoEN streams yet. the game itself was amazing, but it was thet characters (gurame) and the parallels that were drew between the two, that really helped to flesh out and proliferate the authenticity of the entire experience. not to mention that, again, gurame was doing what gurame did best. in fact, during the last scene, gura actually says "ame, please, i want to separate you from the character.." demonstrating how frail and sensitive she is emotionally, how scarred she is. she's afraid of possibly upsetting their friendship over such a small situation that was literally part of the game. that's how you know how deeply she treasures ame, to break kayfabe like that.
>>29182227Japanese permissions are the dumbest thing on this planet. At least Sega gave Mori and Kiara the chance to try out Yakuza 7 once, Capcom doesn't seem to want to give them out.
>>29182130What do you mean it makes no sense? Exposure is why. She went from being a literal who indie to #1 on iTunes charts and all of her songs will be getting 1m views.
>>29182277Just point out one example. Since it happens EVERY DAY, it shouldn't be hard, right?
>>29182226She's really smart and so is her fanbase so they abuse looking like retard to have other be nice to them
>>29182230This, they genuinely don't even shit on Mori like this, this place is just a anti echo chamber and nothing more, sad
>>29182290t. deadbeat
>>29182217>actually good countries like PolandA non-country doing that once for the sake of a semantic difference doesn't make it a general rule.
>>29182290Meds
>>29182290
>>29182240install gentoo
Remember when Calli was supposed to be guerilla stream at 2am her time? No? Me neither.
>>29182290absolutely cringekino
>>29182262Fuckin saved, thanks Deadbeat. I loved both Mori's excitement at winning and her screams at losing the perfect score during that date. Fuckin dork.>>29182264>>29182281"Based"
>>29182290tldr
>>29182285stop posting marine my balls are completely empty and it hurts now
>>29182106You're the most annoying poster I've seen in this thread though, I've been having comfy discussion about Kiara and Gura all this time. Maybe stop being a deadbrap.
>>29182290speaking of the recent 51 stream, only during gurame streams will we ever see the two converse naturally, talk about themselves, their lives, their lore, drop the kayfabe. not just restrict everything to game-relevant topics. additionally, they'll bants and make cute wagers, which was absoLUTEly kino. ame, being a 1300 ranked chess player, purposely delayed the game so gura could learn more of the game, and because she was having so much fun with her.gura has two karaokes this week. ame is there for the first, from start to finish. commenting throughout. tweeting throughout. gura sees her comments, messages, it makes her break character and laugh midway through some of the songs, she loves her. ame afterwards, said that guras karaoke made her cry. guras has her second karaoke this week. knowing that ame is busy with her mc stream (commented on it prior), she can finally unravel and release her pent up emotions and feelings for her. dedicating THREE songs to her, TWO love songs (one made her cry while singing it), calling ame HER sunshine. it's just.. too much. i can't. i kneeled. i cried. this is in front of our very eyes, genuine, authentic relationship building, between two very broken people, that have somehow found one another to help piece themselves together.then, after the karaoke, gura immediately goes back to ames stream and starts chatting to her. its just fucking KINO how they're always in the others chat, and when they see each other, they immediately start talking and conversing, like they're the only ones in the world.ame shows up at the end of guras outlast stream and gura immediately gushes over her and asks for a duo collab for the new outlast thats coming, too. GURA NEVER INITIATES COLLABS, but she's just that close with ame.at the end of it all, ame will be there for gura, and gura will be there for ame. they've formed a friendship that will last long after hololive, and it will continue to shape and define them and the decisions they make in life. i love gurame.
>>29182235Atleast she's an ESL that can speak decent english.
>>29182022I hope this works
>>29182191Anonchama...
>>29182217>actually good countries like Polandaverage salary: 1000$/mo
>>29181982No one watches Kiara
>>29182290t.chumschizo
>>29182290https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>29182316>supposed to guerilla stream at a certain time...That's not what a guerilla stream is, Anonchama. If there's a scheduled and expected time, it ain't guerilla.
>>29182290Mental illness
>>29182325>>29182290
>>29182290I ain't reading all that fag
>>29182290Not gonna read all that shit yuriniggerGo back
>>29182327AHOY!
>>29182316No because I'm not a deadbeat
>Many HoloEN fans are newfags who don't even watch the JPsholy shit Kiara
>>29182254>People talking about what Kiara just said during a superchat reading>Clip watchersI want to know whose clips you are watching if they are so fucking fast
Meidos need to add metaposting to the banlist as well at this rate.
>>29182290I'm not reading all of that, naive rrat
>>29182325Desu, I'll take this over antiposting. Keep on shipping, anon.t. deadbeat.
>>29182316How the fuck is it a guerrilla stream if it's planned in advance? Learn what words mean before using them.
>>29182290no
>>29182345Is she wrong? Just look at the state of this thread.
>>29182337It's not on her schedule. It's something she said during and after the stream (twitter).
>>29182290what kind of meds does the yurischzio need to take?
>Thread quality went to complete shit after Mori did a podcast with seanigger anituberWhoa who would have thought?
>>29182345i mean, she's not wrong.
>>29182336Gura has the best little clips, and that's coming from a Deadbeat. This one, the "this is bait," and I'm pretty sure there's a couple more that I'm forgetting.
>>29182330I watch her.
>>29182290based schizopostthank you
>>29182345i mean she's not wrong
>>29182345Cue twitter RP fags//I only know MYTH
>>29182292Gura will make them kneel before long, she WILL get her Resident Evil permissions
>>29182022Okay, that's pretty spooky. But what about this
>>29182329We aren't America m8, we can afford house and food with minimum wage
What happened to the hlgg minecraft server?
>>29181921I can't imagine why anyone would watch that.
>>29182371t.nothingburger
>>29182345The sad truth
>>29182389deadbeats
>>29182329Why do poles get so fucked by YouTube?
>>29182345it's the truthmost of the viewers, even here, are just retarded crossboarders who are into the next big thing like the election was lat week
>>29182290>never dated anyone[picture of artia]
>>29182130>It makes no sense to me, business-wiseBecause you're fucking retarded. Hololive is guaranteed views. Being an indie tuber is a bunch of work for no benefit.
>>29182371And turns out it had nothing to do with the podcast itself.
I did the filter thing.. half the thread is gone.. just with 1 word
Senpai noticed you, LFTT.
>>29182368So it was confirmed both verbally and through written social media? Sounds pretty scheduled, based retard.
Oh she read LTT's SC
>>29182316I called her sleeping over it on twitter but I thought it'd be after setting up the stream
>>29180728>Hardworking.She begged her jannies to do the job for her for the german story telling.
>>29182230Aloe, the haachama/coco suspension, anytime towa streams, anytime EN collabs with JP etc.
>>29182371Blame our local shitpsoters and schizos
>>29182399Damn Deadbeats, they ruined Hololive!
>>29182345Big part of Gura fanbase STILL doesnt know who the fuck is Ame.
>>29182304>>29182230Yeah it's pretty pathetic. The wild thing is that so many anons in hlgg don't want to admit it.The amount of concentrated toxicity in this place for one person is fucking ridiculous.
>>29182244In which said thin-skinned deadbraps shit these threads up making them practically fucking unusable with the YT-chat tier screeching.
>Reading Cover propaganda on stream
>>29182389which one? the more popular one seems to require you to be on their whitelist, the other one I'm not sure what happened to
>>29182191suraishimasu RIP?
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE__________________you will never be a woman__________________
>>29182345Yes.>>29182402We'll see, otherwise the global thread should just merge back into the OG thread.
>Don't say that you're a cult>We are a fair and square companyCultfags BTFO we totally are NOT a cult.
>>29182226Retarded ESL nip who was the original English speaker of hololive. She only recently started going hard in EN streams though, after being made aware that 63% of her audience is Non-Japanese.
>>29180969My mom
>>29182408What do you filter?
Can /u/fags please fuck off?
>>29182371the thread quality is identical to every other dead hour period that wasn't the election>>29182401>Why do poles get so fucked by (X)?God is a Poland anti
>>29182371And all of it is thanks to seething Mori antis. What a surprise.
>>29180818Dude , she was doing hydration and posture checks in the outlast stream. She's winking at you and your response is "I wonder what she meant by that?".
>>29181708>all these new t.deadbeat posts flooding inRIP my sides, thank you le sad cat postert. deadbeat
>>29182290>>29182325Based, anon. Filter out the tourists with this sweet /u/posting. I'll continue thinking they're falling in love with each other until proven otherwise.
>>29182442Duh, we're clearly a hivemind
>>29182442t.deadbeat
>>29182427t. deabdeat
>>29182436I'm am I chopped off my penis so I am
>>29182436Thanks fuck for that. How am I supposed to chum to cunny if I was a woman?
>>29182442That's right. Our glorious holy leader deemed it so and she cannot be refuted!
>>29182290>>29182325Man, Gurame is nice and all but at least use some paragraphs occasionally
>>29182290I'm so fucking hungry for GurAme I read the whole shit. I'm about to become a fucking Schizo what has GurAme done to me.
>>29180729chinpooooooooo
>>29182442Cultpany
>>29181524why did you make me do this
>>29182454"no"
>>29182421>Aloe>Haachama/Coco suspensionThat's hardly just 'a stream'.>Anytime Towa streamsThat's just plain false.>Anytime EN collabs with JPYou might get one shit thread, but they've started caring less and less. Hell, there was barely any discussion about Rushia x Kiara at all. If you think one bad thread is comparable to 24 hours of constant shitflinging over this garbage podcast then you're out of your mind.
>>29182451take a wild guess
>>29182428No, (You) make it unusable by bitching about it and responding, just ignore them and talk about the stream.
>>29182202I onky care about Gura and Ame streams. Ina is boring and takamori are just downright awful.
>>29182408It's crazy how much she lives rent free in this threadBut using filters is still for weak fags
>>29182290https://files.catbox.moe/nkcn5t.webm
>EU prime time>gurame antiswho would have thought
>>29182419That's what Jannies are forFOR FREE
>t. deadbeat>t. deadbeat>t. deadbeatIs this your fucking plan, retards? Calling everyone with legitimate reasonable criticism against braphog wigger whore Mori Calliope as some fake falseflag by deadbeats? Well it's not working, I see through your bullshit. "purgefags" don't exist, you're just making shit up to dampen the blow of facts and logic against your BBC loving roastie washed out bitch you call an "oishi". WELL FUCK YOU TOO. You're making these perfectly peaceful threads unusable by not ADMITTING her flaws and not changing your ways. Mori should fucking graduate she doesn't belong in Hololive. Bitch doesn't even belong in japan she should go back to burgerland and shoot squirrels or something.FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETSKILL YOURSELVES
>>29182489KEK
>I will go down on my kneesKIARA NO
>KFP is more cult than Tentaculist
>I beg you, I will go down on my knees...
Kiara will go down on her knees?
>I will go down on my knees
kiara promising to do naked dogeza for permissions!
Am I still allowed to like mori without being a deadbeatt. deadbeat
>>29182489lmao
>I will go down on my kneesYAB
>>29182130Still does more JP collabs than your oshi :}
>>29182378I'd love it but the old fucks that run Capcom Japan would rather croak before see that happens.
>>29182442haha yeah
Kiara's gonna whore herself out for permissions...
>>29182514too obvious, I'm not doing it
T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT T. DEADBEAT
>tales of arisewould be nice
>>29180729Yes. https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>29182454No, but that one nigger can, holy fuck PARAGRAPHS.
>>29182290GuraAme is great yes but please /u/schizo instead of doing a tlrd like this just put that energy into making a fanfic of them pls
>>29182489fuck, this one would be too good for there
I LOVE this submissive chicken
>>29182500t. deadbeat
I fap to Morit.deadbeat
>>29182514WHAT IS A DEADBEAT?!
>>29182290>>29182325You know what?I prefer /u/ niggers rather than our resident schizos.
>She KNEELS for Tales of... gameschikin...
Blowjob part 2 incoming
>>29182454HoloLive is yuri-country, you just live in it.
>>29182290>>29182325Based thanks for the quality posts anon
I love chikin zatsudan
>>29182501Call me weak but I don't give a shit about the same posts repeated over and over again, I'll take it off when 2-3 weeks have passed, I'm sure the thread will love her after the Korone collab, but if that goes wrong, maybe we're beyond saving
How does it feel KFPfags to have you oshi stolen by a Tales of game?
>>29182514t. deadbeat
>>29182489based
>>29181982During dead hours it's a trainwreck you can't look away from. These threads are far better prime time burger hours because Ame, Gura, and Ina are on or have been on recently.
>>29182544t. deadbeat
>>29182442Correct, we are a corporate church.
>>29182523People always use the term naked dogeza here but where the FUCK is my naked dogeza art?
>>29182514t. daaedbet
Would YOU let Kiara bang you in exchange for permissions for your game? Is it really worth the risk?
>>29182548Not Ayame poster too...t.deadbeat
Reminder Polka is super lonely. She does shit like sit around on the Holo discord hoping to talk to people. Polka bought Mario Kart 8 specifically to stream snipe Lamy to play with her. Lamy talked about how one time, they had a meeting, and she waited until almost everyone was gone, and kinda hinted around she had no one to talk to and wanted to hang out because she's so lonely.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkAzHov2Cbk#t=7m38s
>>29182538Haven't seen that one in a while. We have truly strayed far away from our roots...
>>29181416Sunday is always church
>>29182514you asked for this one>t. deadbeat
:}
>>29182514pogey
>>29182489BASED
I am a deadbeat
>>29182454>part of a fandom that revolves entirely around cute girls playing games and hanging out with each other with NO BOYS ALLOWED>then bitches about /u/fagsHow retarded?
>>29182582if i die then its worth it, if i survive its worth itwin/win situation here
Why are loli designs so innately lewd?
>>29182582Yes
>>29181416Church day
>>29182501The thread is now almost 90% people talking about the Kiara stream, it's working properly
>>29182590i like this one
>>29182423What the fuck
>>29182600No I am a deadbeat
>>29182373"Imagine the smell" one made me lose my sides.
>>29181760I wasn't even the one posting it this time. My child has become airborne. I wonder how far it can go.
>24 hours stream of TalesCan't wait
>>29182454Feel free to go to the Nijisanji thread if you don't like /u/.
>>29182187You're forgetting the 15 insulting variations of deadbeats.
Woah, this thread is full of "based." Deadbeats!BIG UPS to my bros!
ATTENTIONMori farted and shit while streaming and the audio of the farting and shitting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
>>29182601>NO BOYS ALLOWEDoh no no no deadbeats how will we ever recover
>>29182514You genuinely are deadbeat. Not the stupid hashtag for the mori fans but the actual word itself.
>>29182586awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bro i thought it wasnt possible for me to love this clown even more
Chumbud here, ask me anything.
>>29182371Blame the /vpol/ tourists who only come here during times of controversy. They were here for Among Us 2 and they were here for Amegeddon. They don't actually watch the streams, this is all a giant console war/election to them
>>29182588i blame soundsfags
We are all deadbeats nowt. deadbeat
>>29182586:(Someone hang out with this sadcloun..
>>29182619It's a 24 permission begging stream, anon
>>29182290Add more paragraphs next time
>>29182592t. deadbeat
>>29182572I wonder if things would be different if Chicken and Fat Reaper streamed during burger hours from the beginning.
>>29182634did you just wake up?
>>29182619I hope you enjoy her never ouging because she's an absolute ape.
I wonder how she feels about Zestria
Has she finished even 20 superchats yet?t. deadbeat
>>29182130You do not really believe what you are saying, but you put in effort so I will reply seriously.Idols didn't disgust her. Like many people who do not know shit about idol industry she just went by stereotypes and those really are not appealing, especially for someone like Mori. She befriended a bilingual expat who voices a virtual idol in a small time chuuba agency and changed her opinion about the whole thing after learning more about the culture. That was also how she was introduced to vtubers more intimately, although not to Hololive.You have no idea what she really wants. Neither do I and neither does she most likely.Cute narratives in the last paragraph. For one, if she only cared about music she would drop her side gigs and focus on that instead of spreading too thin. I imagine many Deadbeats would actually prefer that to whatever the hell she is doing with her life.
>>29182624>t. deadbeat
>>29182634Nice try, deadbeat.t. Deadbeat
>>29182226She's one of the youngest, if not the absolute youngest Holos. Gura used to drink so she's at least in her 20s, Haachama's still a teenager
>>29182514>You're making these perfectly peaceful threadsMy sides, I genuinely started laughing like crazy here
>>29182634are you a gurame /u/chad or just pretending?
>>29182454on one hand, it can get a little obnoxious but on the other hand it's a comparatively tame level of faggotry compared to some of the shit people are doing in this very thread.
>>29182634are you frustrated?
>>29182615Is that recent or have I just missed it?
>>29182494/hlg/ doesn't even talk about streams because they're all clip watchers
>>29182634How do we fix dbteaedas?
>>29182605Because little girls are lewd.
>>29182634Do you like cunny?
>>29182614No, I am deadbeat!
>>29182563"Oh, Korone-senpai chotto mattene. Hey thanks Storm Tag for the akasupa and the sweet message!"
If Kiara likes JRPGs. Do you think she would get a kick out of Evenicle?
>>29182517>>29182518>>29182520>>29182522>>29182523https://streamable.com/sqfnny
>>29182586Oh God...
>>29182625https://streamable.com/qyirta
>>29182371honestly the podcast wasn't even that bad but that one clip of a certain podcast member afterwards shitting on the hololive fanbase talking about how horrible they are and how they treat the hololive girls like slaves was completely retarded. Normally nobody would give a fuck but because this guy got to podcast with cali now he gets a platform to talk about this stuff like hes some expert meanwhile in reality he guy didn't even know about hololive until EN.
>>29182590Cutie nun vtuber that collabs with Miko when?
>>29182586Guys please. Stop the sad clown narratives. It's getting too real for me.
>>29182622deadbraps, doxxbeats, doxxbraps, deadweights, doxxweights, weightbraps, what am I still missing?
>>29182641What if nobody here is actually a deadbeat and it was all an elaborate shitpost from the start?
>>29182645I really don't like this Gura
>>29182663>t. deabeatbut I think based
>>29182686Anon, she likes JRPGs because they're cute.
>>29182586Please EN collab with clown more
>>29182536haha my sidest. deadbeat
>>29182625t. deadbeat
>thought the mori trashtalk thing would have riled everyone up in a tizzy>it's just some normie taste chuds talking with mori for a bitat least no one is gonna graduate and i'm reminded that anitubers's knowledge only extends as far as saturday morning shonen
>>29182652Probably. They wouldn't get as much attention if they did. They get singled out during deadhours when NA/EU are sleeping and they're easy targets
I fucking LOVE Mori!t. not a deadbeatjk t. deadbeat
>>29182702are we writing narratives about ourselves now?
>>29182663based
This is as bad if not worse back when there was only hlg and people spammed ogey and rrat so much that meidos started banning people
>>29182666>he thinks gura ACTUALLY drank
>>29182290>>29182325This flavor of schizo narrative is much better than the regular ones. At least you're investing into a wholesome relationship that makes them happy instead of depressing doomposts and calling everybody whores to trigger people.
>>29182686she could kick me in the evenicles and I'd love her for it.
>>29182699You want sad clown narrative? Three words:Today's member stream.
>>29181385my dumb hoi4 achievement
>>29182290Based schizoposter.
I think I've lost it
>>29182625
>>29182711I can't wait for a Calli collab. Polka likes her a ton, so they should have a great time.
>>29182652Pointless, since they need to be on JP time for off-collabs.
>>29182697What clip are you referencing?
>>29182686Isn't that an eroge? ... I like more Daiteikoku
>>29182716https://streamable.com/8tmjld
>SHE WAS HERESHE WAS HERE
>>29182290>>29182325I appreciate your schizoposts but please put your energy into learning proper grammar and writing fanfics, thanks.
>Kiara looked up the opinions on HoloEN pre-debut>saw doomposts
Kiara was here?
>Everyone was so skepticalShe lurked here even before then, she had to
>>29182737Anon hold on!
>>29182699They're not narratives...
>>29182653Yes. >>29182665No.>>29182670Yes.>>29182672Yes.>>29182677No.>>29182684Yes.
calli
>>29182701braphog and wigger probably wouldn't hurt.t. deadbeat
The sooner you stop replying to Moribaiting, the sooner they leave.
Enter, Kiara!
>doubters btfo
>>29182701>what am I still missingCondoms and lube, but don't worry, I can go in raw as well!
oh nononono /hlg/
>Kiara literally laughing at /hlg/
SHE WITNESSED THE KNEELINGSHE WAS HERE
>>29182714>t. deadbeat
>>29182226she's a high-schooler hanging out with a bunch of 20-somethings and hags
>>29182189>Because Hololive is a guaranteed successYou're funny.
>>29182728fucking kekt. deadbeat
Yeah, I know we're all having a good laugh, but seriously fuck d**db**ts.
Cunny poster. I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest cunny
>>29182728fucking kek
SHE WAS HERE
>>29182759*CLAP* *CLAP*
>>29182586At this point Matsuri needs to start stalking polka.
KIARA I KNEEL
>>29182423> Is Gura a nip?They will be disappointed to find out she's a Swedish Latinx born in France who studied in the Philippines before moving to America last year
>>29182703why not
>>29182699Clown tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter
>>29182674Yesterday's Outlast stream. There was a pot of boiling human flesh in the game and Gura commented that on it.
>>29182656IIRC, it's the only one she played that she didn't finish.
>>29182740Just sleep in the day before you're doing an off collab.
>>29182728
>>29181333>>29181336>>29182152HoloEN actually inspired me to resume my music reps. While I'm Takamori at heart, Guras Karaoke streams are top notchSo have another one.https://voca.ro/1bvdpe0hSTiD
>>29182782t. deadbeat
>>29182737t. deadbeat
>>29182757Based.
I HATE Mori so much I literaly can't get my mind off of her, everyday when I wake up, i feel good but when I open up these threads again , I'm constantly reminded how I used to be bullied in school by people who listened to rap. I am CONSTANTLY reminded how my oshi's fanbase can't afford akasupas. When the Mori thanked an akasupa during Gura's stream, there is something inside of that snapped something that awoken me in the inside, something that I need to do get RID OF THESE STUPID FUCKING DEADBRAPS FOREVER, so I would always come into these threads every day to bully DEADBRAPS back because that's what they deserve, and I'm glad sharkmeido is not deleting anti posts, and allowing CHUMCHADS and TEAMATES to be in here so that I can make fun of you Deadbraps ESPECIALLY DEADBRAPS. I am always going to be here in these threads until I see every deadbrap dead on the floor so we FINALLY discuss Gura's cunny again. No joke I literally cried in anger to sleep and I needed emotional support,so I went to my boyfriend for support and I feel more confident now because of how he can deal with bullying from SICK people LIKE YOU I cant get my mind off of MORI all the time, I WANT HER DEAD I come here just to see deadbraps BLEED and I will continue to put more pics of MORI'S ROOMMATE so i can get the message across all of yuo. Everytime I look at THOSE SMUG MORI FACES I want to grab them and slice their HEADS OFF LIKE MONKEYS. I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE ITS JUST TEEHEETEEHEETEEHEE AND IM SICK OF ITDeadbraps you ruined my life. You ruined these threads. And I EVEN GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB BECAUSE OF YOU. Im going to come for you and you will SUFFER........I HATE YOU MORI IHATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE
>>29182702what if everyone was a deadbeat and massive shitpost attempted launched Gura to #1 over our self-loathing oshi?
>>29182739I really want a track making stream with the two of them. I bet they'd have a blast with each other.
>>29182740>mori >on-brand collabs
Tenchou, I know you're going to read this after the stream ends. I'm sorry for doubting you before the debut.
POST YOUR FACE NOW
>kiara was here>she saw all the doomposts followed by kneeling
>>29182728oh thats good
>>29182814t. deadbeat
>>29182789>>29182774She's not here. It was confirmed.
>>29182754I know I can kill
>>29182757>only yes or no answersGod bless you Chumchad
Wasn't there supposed to be a Space Dandy watch along soon?
>>29182586pagliacci...
>>29182746It's not gay to want to kiss, marry, and impregnate your homie.
>>29182752Reminder that Kiara was a user on a /cgl/-centric 4chan offshoot. She is familiar with image board culture.
>>29182728basata
>>29182737I know I can kill.
>>29182814t.deadbeat
>>29182512So she isn't hard working thanks for the confirmation.
>>29182741Its not worth watching. Just a faggot whining about people not liking his shitty podcast and instantly resorting to thinly veiled racist stereotypes to justify his butthurt. Just fuck them.
>>29182130Are you a retard? She said herself, her friend applied to Hololive. It obviously was her friends dream to be a Holo and she obviously talked her ears off about how amazing Hololive is and how much money they make. Then Mori went ahead and backstabbed her friend by applying and winning over her.
>>29182423When I first heard her speech mannerisms on the debut stream I completely thought she was Japanese. How wrong I was.
>>29182686>EvenicleIs this actually a good game or is it just good for porn?
>>29182737I know I can kill
>>29182803Good taste. Zesitiria is shit
>>29182796
>>29182686Whe she said likes JRPG she only meat the "Tales of" series
>>29182741This https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/jtpe61/connor_from_cdawgva_and_trash_taste_podcast/
>can't stop listening to gura ymcadamn you goorah
Kiara is more based than I thought.
>>29182822t. deadbeat
>>29182728lmao
>>29182859Its fun, 8/10
>>29182776nah man I'm actually a tentacultist[/spoilers]i was worried that the collab would bring massive shitflinging but it doesn't seem like anyone cared and the ones who do are either vapid white knights or incredibly bored narrative spinners.
I feel like getting my razor after reading this thread, you people are sick
are you doing your anki reps so you can eventually graduate from these twitch-lite whores to jp holos?
Kiara was the myth poster
>>29182677>How do we fix dbteaedas?>>29182757>No.This was way funnier than it had any right to be.
>>29182796YABAI
>>29182822
>>29182783my cunny are too strong for you pikamee
>>29182834Tomorrow. Amelia. Members only.
>>29182859It's not bad. Decent humor. Fairly bog-standard RPG system.
>>29182586
Calli was a mistake
>>29180791I like it!
Just saw the 2hr podcastWhat a Fucking shitshow, until the halfway mark it was almost just numberfagging and shitting on the fans who donate to Mori.Second harlf was fine since it was more of a normal convo about games and Mori's day to day.If I was a dead beat I would jump shit to the squid since she looks like the only one who will care and not shame her suporters while not being a whore
Kiara says she always stays up for two hours to watch Netflix, but what she actually does is come here to check the archives of the stream threads.
Wait. Who ISN'T a deadbeat?I'm confused.
>>29182737>No holo has ever sung HOWLINGA true shame.
>>29182821t. deadbeat
>>29182885THAT NARRATIVE IS TOO STRONG FOR ME
>>29182844the truth is just beyond the Gate!
>>29182731please elaborate
I dislike Mori Calliope.
>>29182884I have to learn Spanish first
>>29182764HAHA GERMAN FUNNY!!! NAZI MARCHES LELELELELEL!!!
>>29182803Based.
>>29182903I believe it. I hope she knows we love her.
>>29182859Gameplay is very generic for an eroge JRPG but the art is fantastic and the story and dialogue are very enjoyable
>>29182913>t. deadbeat
>>29182872
>>29182918go back
>>29182746I love how her 3d makes her rude bitch personality shine more
>>29182586poor girl
>>29182663Still going at it, huh?'based'
>>29182913Holy shit are you me?
I would let Kiara insert things to my urethra
>>29182901t. deadbeat
>>29182903>but what she actually does is come here to check the archives of the stream threads.>Actually does archive repsBased
>>29182918Uh, the song is still used today
>>29182924>t. deadbeat
>Kiara took Subaru's voiceNow we know who ringed her door at lest
>>29182906Imagine being a fucking deadbeatt. deadbeat
>>29182918>
>>29182906On this day, we are ALL deadbeats.
>>29182791Does Matsuri like Polka or Gen 5 beyond Lamy? It'd be nice though, Polka really seems to have a hard life, she fits the sad clown stereotype too much.
>>29182899Iago...
DUHHH CRINGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE OGEY OGEY OGEY RRAT OGEY LOL OGEY!!! CRINGEKINO!!!1 DEADBEAT!! LE DEADBRAP!!!! I AM DEADBEAT!!!! NO BRAP BRAP BRAPPIES DEADBRAPS GOING BRAAAAAP AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE /HLGG/ SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FARTS IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGEKINO ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE DEADBRAP CRINGE OGEY REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!
>>29182906Me, I'm not.t. Deadbeat
>>29182885what myth poster
>>29182822me right now because I wanted AmeSame to play Resident Evil 5 and it will never ever happen.
>>29182951Ogey
>>29182683lol he really said it, he really fucking said it lmaoooo
>>29182872Do what the fuck you feel anon
>>29182872>>29182925>I missed thisI missed this
>>29182878>>29182894>>29182923Fuck, I'm interested. My normie friends are probably gonna judge me but fuck it.
Reminder that GURA IS PREGNANT and she SINGS to her garden EVERY DAY and she loves AVOCADOS because they help a pregnant woman like her with HIGH BLOOD SUGAR regulate herself to REDUCE COMPLICATIONS WITH THE PREGNANCY!
>>29182906No one. We're all deadbeats now.t. deadbeat
>>29182954how new?
>>29182942Moshi moshi Duck-san
>>29182903>>29182921>>29182937shame that most of the shitposting about Kiara happens during her streams, while off stream almost only ever good is said about her, so she probably thinks we hate her
>>29182885
>>29182884I can graduate from twitch whores to NND whores? Yay
>>29182951t. deadbeat
>>29182951>>29182918Go back. You're embarrassing yourself
>>29182728HAAHAHAHHAAH DEADBEATS WE SHOULD KILL THME HAHAHH THEYRE SO BAD
I fucking hate Gurat. deadbeat
>>29182954some anon before EN was announced kept posting 'EN is just a myth, don't expect it'
>>29182970The Dark Work is Finished
>>29182951uhhh... Are you ogey?
https://streamable.com/556jdbThis is proof that ame is here.She started typing rrat after saying ogey.
>>29182981This but unironically
>>29182967Have fun with the first porn scene anon, it's...something special.
>>29182975I choose to believe that she's the "I like this chicken!" ritualposter.
You know what, I'm gonna say it, podcast was actually pretty good.
>>29182796fucking furry filth
>>29182962t. deadbeat
>>29182701There were a few with pog mixed in there.
>>29182737>>29182844>>29182860>>29182911Nice
YOU'RE DEADBEAT, HE'S DEADBEAT, I'M DEADBEATARE THERE ANY MORE DEADBEATS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
>>29182968doesn't the risk of down syndrome go up significantly if you have children after 45? imagine how much of a vegetable it would be if you had it at 9999 years old
>>29182731I started watching it a while ago but paused a bit in as I got busy. Just went back to check the comments. Oh god I may not be ready for this.
>>29182968ina's the pregnant one, retard
>>29182996
>>29182884I'm doing my anki reps so I can understand Kiara's collabs
>>29183006anon get down!
>>29182996WHAT THE FUCK TIMESTAMP??
>Kiara karaoke>Then Haachama Karaoke and porn reviewCan't wait
>>29182728Come on Anon, you had to at least attempt his sound at the end.
>>29182954>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=holoEN+is+a+myth&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
Polka made it 3/4th the way through seiyuu university but failed, oversleeping through her classes. She spent the next decade dwelling on her failure to achieve her goals. When she got her big break, she suddenly felt like she was fulfilling her goal in life. She got around the industry “gatekeepers” through vtubing. Then it fell apart. Even though she's more successful now, what happened to Aloe could happen to her at a moment’s notice, and she’ll be all alone again. She knows this life is completely ephemeral and she will lose all the people who care about her some day. In other words, "mono no aware”.Combined with her very limited real life interactions, and growing up on the internet a skewed concept of "connecting" with people, she has developed a very dependent parasocial relationship with her members. They love her and she genuinely loves them, but has doubts in her head because it can't be 'real', right? You think she does this for money? Her roommate made nearly seven figures a year between streaming and fanbox. She *needs* her members, not individually, but she needs their support, their love. And she loves them back, just as hard. It’s frankly unhealthy. The only thing worse is her desire to be loved. She knows there are people who hate her, and she focuses on that, it eats her up. She is a lonely internet hikki so it's the only connection she has grown to understand, spending too much time on NND and 2ch/5ch to have traditional friends and relationships. That’s where her antis are loudest as well. But because she’s been a chantard since the early 2000s, she literally CAN’T stop going there. It’s like giving up water. So she goes there, and she reads about herself, and then she sees them saying she’s ‘Too loud’, or ‘Shows up other Holos’, and she thinks about it for weeks.tl;dr Polka's a 32 year old fucking shut-in mess due to a string of failures in life, and can never appreciate success. She will never be happy. Don’t try saving her though, she is a lost cause.
>>29182996Based.
>>29182968ˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏ
>>29182959>>29182978>>29182983>>29182995https://files.catbox.moe/jsfavs.mp4
>>29183003>Chicken having self confidenceyeah, I doubt it.
>>29183006t. deadbeat
>>29182996LMFAO
>>29182892Cunny poster. I tell you, I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest cunny
>>29182996Haha holy shit.
>>29182951You could have changed them to t. deadbeatbut its a good pasta, 6/10
>>29182834i saw people say the dub is better when it came up last time but I still can't bring myself to trust it
>>29183013"Mori love!"
>>29182884No, because instead the JPs are doing their English reps to pander to me.
>>29183037RRAT
Can we stop falseflagging now? I hate shitting on Mori. I also want to defend her like the others but that was not the deadbeat way.t. Deadbeat
>>29182996There's no fucking way that's real
>>29182731Explain.
>male youtuber that voice acts the characters when he plays gameswho is this man NTRing me
>>29182996okay now I unironically believe it holy shit
i cannot believe how good this is.https://files.catbox.moe/7u1s14.m4a
>>29183013t. deadbeat
>>29182912Please support Omaru.
>>29182996No way. Source vid and timestamp, now.
>>29182926>>29182980>go backIronic
>>29182615Share clip pls
She's probably talking about that guy
>>29182996She was about to type rail but the RRATS got to her.
>>29182870Jesus that's a fucking embarrassing take. Where the fuck does he come off thinking he's any authority to speak on the issue?
>>29183050The dub is japanese, It was first aired in english.
>>29182951Shouldn't you be making AmeGura posts bro?
>>29182996timestamp or this is bullshit
This is Mori Derangement Syndrome.
>>29182884is anki really best way to gain understanding spoken japanese
>>29182996>Ame is in this thread RIGHT NOW>and she's spamming t. deadbeatt. deadbeat
>>29183073collab when
>>29183037ogey
Yeah its Domtendo. She went to a fan meetup and was surronded by shotas, look at the Two Towers post-watchalong superchat discussion.
>>29182906>non-deadbeatsThat's a myth, Anon.t. deadbeat
>>29182373all the variations on 'are you frustrated' https://streamable.com/jnz7k1
>>29183061It's me brot.deadbeat
I love Gurame and all but y'all niggas are starting to scare me.
>>29183068already am :)
>>29182901>t. deadbeat
>>29183073>this chad stole my tenchou from me
Going to watch the HaachAme tour, how was it?
>>29183066
>>29182996Based Ame.
>>29182996kek
Deadbeats are fucking RUINING these threads I HATE MORI SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29183026>>29183069>>29183089Latest minecraft stream at 01:30:23
>>29183061might just be ESL, he is like the standard pronoun for personsa worker is always he
Haven't been in these threads for a few months, how did the hateboner switch from Kiara to Mori?
>>29183116Not as awkward as their first collab, but it's pretty obvious there's not enough in the HoloEN server to justify an hour long tour.
>>29182870>7.7k upvotes for this garbagereddit was a mistake
>>29183073Even her roomate ...
>>29183058i fucking HATE mor i i'm really madt. deadbeat
>>2918311656 minutes
>>29182105if I get into holostarEN will go offcollab with her for you anon
No reason for posting this, just cause.
>>29183108schizos are good at sucking the fun out of normal shit
>>29183093t. deadbeat
>>29183095t.deadbeat :^)
>>29182996I hear a solid k in that okay.
>>29183128t. deadbeat
>>29183050Out of the 800+ anime I've seen, I would recommend maybe 3 dubs. Dandy is one of them.
>>29183043You can't handle my cunny, it's too strong for you
>>29182586Send in the clowns...>>29183066I'm gosling
>>29183128>_____________________________________________t. deadbeat
>>29183013Ye.t. deadbeat
>>29183061>>29183133Some Domtendo or something dude. He's married and apparently Kiara went to a fan meet up. It was full of kids...
>>29183058I stopped ages ago, do whatever you want mate
>>29183112Don't worry that guy is married
>>29183082they put out a podcast about otaku shit and live in japan without even knowing what doujin means, why expect anything at all from these faggots
>>29183133I'm fairly certain we've already had the conversation calling you ESL niggers retarded for thinking "he" is a standard English pronoun over the singular they. Am I in a timeloop?
How long has Kiara been streaming?
>>29182290>>29182325
>>29183094Seconding this question
>>29183108/u/fags are like this everywhere, you get used to it
>>29183135Thats just how things swing, next month will probably be Gura
>>29183135kiara has been slowly improving while mori has made questionable decisions
Whan is Ina's zatsudan?
>>29183135t. deadbeat
>>29183132fuck you, you got me
Ame if you're actually here can you go tell Mori to stop being a sperg and thanking superchats during collabs
>>29182996holy shit lmao
>>29183145AME???!!1
>>29183034she sounds a lot like kiara
how ya feelin pogfarts?
>Kiara was so horny after sucking off her chat, she forgot she promised ASMR
Deadbeat here, i don't even know whose shitting up the threads nowadayst. deadbeat
I like mori
>>29183186Ina moment
>>29183149Cunny poster. Enough of these games! I tell you I am going into battle and need only your strongest cunny
>>29183101She was at a fan meeting of him years ago. She mentioned in one of her early streams.
>>29183171If we're counting Rushia collab, we're about to hit the 6 hour mark
>>29182870damn, I want to put my boot to his neck
gurame is cute chemistry but some of the gurame posts in this thread are pretty fucking cringe bros
>>29183116It was fine but pretty uneventful, EN server is still too barren
>>29183132HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL???
>>29182996As expected really
>>29183182t. deadbeat
>>29183198pretty good and you?
>>29183132Based
>>29183066oh shit, when was this????
I'd rather keep the Mori antis than the ESLs infesting this place at this point, honestly. At least their schizo essays are actually legible more than half the time.
>>29183026>>29183069>>29183089>>29183132https://youtu.be/oACehjJaxLs?t=5423
>>29183224member stream last night
>>29183132Impressive bait, well timed cut. You earned that (you).
>>29182870Jesus what a faggot.I hope Cover watches this shit.
>>29183034I am a fat ugly bastard irl, I will fill her with my rotten cum and give her a new purpose in life, as a loving mother
>some dude now owes Kiara 20 bucks
>>29183179>GuraLiterally never. Sharkmeido would sooner nuke /hlgg/ and force everyone back into /hlg/ than let this thread talk that much shit over the one EN he gives a fuck about.
>>29183198t. deadbeat
>>29183179>next month will probably be Gurat. deadbeat
>>29183165like that would ever stop the horny chicken
>>29183173F
>>29182996Okey rrail
>>29182996>it's realhttps://youtu.be/oACehjJaxLs?t=5423sort of
>>29183228nice post, fellow deadbeat!
>>29183227>>29183132That was a good one
>>29183066God I wasn't ready for this again today
>>29183033
Will Gura ever get a new BGM? The current one is abysmal beyond a few minutes. I'm hoping for an upgrade as big as Aqua's.
>>29183135Kiara listened to criticism and slowly improvedMori has fumbled over and over and a lot of people lost patience with it
I guess you could say that this thread made me>dieof laughter
>>29183179Sharkmeido wouldn't let this thread do that and you know it.
>>29183069>>29183026>>29183041https://youtu.be/oACehjJaxLs?t=5415
>>29183227>rraillmao WATson you cheeky /v/rmin.
>>29181162fortunately we can count on Cover's horrible buisiness sence and they won't change anything, leaving Gura as is and we can enjoy more of her as we have done so far.
>>29183240>Owing Takanashi-gumi moneyNGMI
>>29183228t. deadbeat
>>29182996>>29183132holy fuck
This work with m4as?
>>29183232yea, I remembered it after pressing submit lol
>>29182996ogeyrrail
>>29183267Same desut. deadbeat
>>29183179No Ina's small group of antis might come up with something and turn it into a big deal soon
>>29180895>exceptHow little you know...
>>29183267IF YOU TAKE MY ADVICE YOU'LL BE KILLED BY WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW
>>29183177It's all shippers, not /u/fags in particular.
Dead hours kinda suck, huh? I guess I'll go do my first rice harvest in Sakuna.
So I was watching Kiara and, uhh, what the fuck is going on?
>She's been streaming for 6 hoursKiarachama your sleep reps
>>29183163>>29183104Imagine being the Doomtendo guy, going to the stage to meet your fans that you know before hand they are kids and so, among the sea of shotas and lolis you see a tall white girl looking at the kids. He propably thought she was a pedo...
>>29182996ogeyrrat leaked quite a while ago
>>29183303game fun?
>>291831716 hours, and she has to pee.
>>29182870Whew this guy just collabed with Mori and then shit on her whole fanbase nice one Mori
>>29183167yeah cause I was talking about her and how her heritage might make her default to "he"doesnt matter anyway, guy is known
>>29180758And that's why I don't like them that much. I wait for the day the true Kizuna Ai and Tokino Sora emerge.
>>29183297>and turn it into a big deal soonThey won't be able to.t. deadbeat
>>29183267
>>29183179Gura antis get purged immediately, don't kid yourself.
She's going to read the archive for four hours. Say something nice.
>>29183318>she has to peeMy mouth is wide open
>>29183312She's not Morit.deadbeat
>>29183309she's doing unarchived karaoke tonight too
>>29183135Kiara addressed her criticisms and got better. Also the limiters came off her when the collab ban with JPs ended.Mori just kept screwing up doing unlikable shit and her main limiter is permissions which are never coming off. Also her fans are the worst of anybodies.
>>29183309She woke up like 2 hours before the Rushia collab. She just reversed her sleep times.
>>29183340Kiara has really pretty eyes, it's a shame that the rings in them aren't more pronounced
>>29182130Alright, picture this:>Joins Hololive>Gets almost instant recognition>Grows a cult of followers>Might even meet some relevant people in the music industry or whatever>Makes a ton of cash>All while waiting for the contract expiry dateThen she leaves and just resumes her life as devilcube, now with a lot of faggots willing to follow her, and all the contacts she made along the way.
>>29182925that and replacing the glowsticks with hot dogs during Can't Help Falling in Love is why I don't care what anywhere here says, gura's member chat is all right
It sounds like Kiara's gonna join Gura in the "pissed herself on stream" club
When will holoEN get:>alt. costume>3D model>2nd gen
What the fuck is an idol meeting?Who the heck is she meeting at 6AM?
$140 usd in superchats because some dude didn't send a 20usd superchat after bargaining Kiara to read a cheaper superchat.I'm just amazed.
>>29183346>permissionsEven if she had permissions she sucks at video games.
>I need to pee>I need to go to my idol meetingNarrativebros?
>>29180950I believe it.
i love you kiara please introduce me to your mom so we can get married properly
I can't believe Kiara just pissed herself on stream...
I was meaning to ask, so why not use end of thread>your oshi>recommend me an EN indie vtuber
>>29183297ina's narratives have no shelf-life, "ina is one of the bourgeoisie" and "ina has secret rage issues" are already both dead
>>29183340I love you Kiara Now stop with the numberfagging and be happy with yourself already
>>29183328I'm surprised you haven't noticed the pattern yet.A small, but very vocal group of probably SEAnigs or chinks will spam these threads constantly, and then move to /v/ and attract them. When /vpol/ senses controversy they come here to join "the fun" and the threads are unsalvageable for a day or two
>>29183318didnt she watch every hobbit movie in a row without needing to pee
>>29183340kiara your voice is really pretty and i'm looking forward to karaoke tonight
Kiara is pissing right now
>>29183207My strongest cunny would kill you, pikamee. You can't handle my strongest cunny. You better go to a cunnyposter who posts WEAKER CUNNY.
>>29183315not really
>>29183066I can't Gura..........
>>29183370>5 months from now>after gen 5 3D>8 months from nowidk bro it's basically just guessing at this point
KIARA IS PISSING RIGHT NOW
>>29182872it's so cute man, I wish someone recorded chat for the whole song
>>29181033>simp simpsimp>do you poop>dick jokeThat's when I closed the podcast. And one of those faggots had the audacity to complain that idolfags flamed him on twitter
>>29183384MoriAfricatt. Deadbeat
>Has to go pee>Turned off SC to stop flushing SCIs she actually big brain?
Only Mori could get this kind of hate because deadbeats reply to any and all bait but aren't numerous enough to actually contest it. Chumbuds and Teamates would just steamroll any schizos through sheer numbers and sharkmeido. KFPs and Tentacultists literally just wouldn't take the bait. Deadbeats give passionate tumblr-tier rebuttals to antis and think that makes them better for it
>>29183370Anon gen 4 has been active for almost a year now and only has the one starting outfit.
>>29182586Is this why she drinks herself to death?
>>29183369Amelia started calling her piss breaks "idol meetings" and it spread from there.
>>29183398>>29183406Damn Germans and their fetish for watersports.
>>29183372Yeah but no one would care if she could manage to just not say "OH GOD YOUR BOY SUCKS SO BAD AT VIDEOGAMES" literally (literally, not figuratively) 20 times in one stream.
>>29183384AmeSeconding Africat. She's great.
>>29183384UnityMiki or Africat
>>29183413t. deadbeat
>>29183372Who cares if she's bad? Her streams of her sucking are mostly good when she enjoys the game.
>>29183399CUNNY POSTER WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOUR STRONGEST CUNNY?! I NEED THEM IN ORDER TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER
>>29183340Kiara I love your singingPlease sing with Gura, forget the 5ch antis
>>29183363Good. I'm glad my boy has an exit plan.t. deadbeat
>>29183400anon, your plebbit reps
>THERE WERE NO TOILETS INVOLVED>ONLY IDOL MEETINGSHE HAS KIDNAPPED HOLOJP MEMBERS TO FUNCTION AS TOILETS ALERT THE AUTHORITIES
>>29183426t. you're right
>>29183384Mori/m/bro or africatt. deadbeat
these kiara noises holy damn son
>>29183370Mid-2021NeverMid-2021
>>29182870What the fuck...
>>29183363>now with a lot of faggots willing to follow her,90% will immediately abandon her.5% will pretend to follow her for awhile, but drop her. 5% sticking with her is optimistic>all the contacts she made along the wayThey'll drop her as soon as she becomes irrelevant again.
Kiara dying live...
>>29183413>tfw Mori unironically wasn't the one who ruined the podcastN-narratives?
>doxxed her asthma
>Asthma kicking in>She doesn't know it's one of the middle stage symptoms of corona.
>>29183363This is why I think they should only hire actual fans, if Mori only joined to gain exposure and then fucks off then Cover deserves it for being stupid fucks and just looking at numbers.
>>29183384GuraKana
>>29183384InaLiterally every response already mentioned Africat, so Nerine
KIARA LITERALLY ALMOST PASSED OUT RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCKa
>>29183182Not when she want to make the same decision regarding trashnigger.
>Doxxed herself againKiara, one stream without a doxx onegai.
>>29183450They probably volountered.
>>29183426Sadly correct. I learned to mentally filter this thread a long time ago, but deadbraps are fucking fragile.t. actual Deadbeat
>>29182586Out of all narratives this one if it is one is by far the most believable
>>29182446Do you have the stream where it happens?
>>29183384MoriAfricatt. jellybud
>>29182586>the entire reason she's learning English is because it's easier to befriend randos that speak EN than herbivorous JP speakers
asthma is a helluva issue
>>29183135Kiara has been improving on her mistake, even if she has issues with numberfagging still she does try her best to make her streams and collabs entertaining, meanwhile Mori, do I need to bring up the collab with Ina last night? I'm sad Japs can never see this like we do, they will always have antis towards Kiara more than Mori but little do they know that their cool wigger rapper open the flood gates for cringe gaijin collabs
>open chicken stream>her asthma kicks in>immediate concernfagging in chat>keep watching
>>29183372I know this is a foreign concept for /v/ tourists but nobody watches any of these girls because they're good at video games.
>>29183132Have a (You) for a well spotted bait.
>take the blue pill danke schonn
>>29183384ChikenYuki
>Take the blue pill danke schonUh? Kiara?
>>29182494Hell I even saw a few people during the collab say that they like Kiara and wonder why she gets so much hate.
>>29183384MoriNah I don't want you fags trying to ruin her
>>29183340MARRY ME
>>29183384GuraAfricat is great, she is hardworking.
>>29183363Mori will be the last to leave.Screencap this.
>>29183443>going off scriptGoddammit anon.
>>29183450Polka would love that
>>29183444I don't think they are going to sing, but she did say that she is going to ask Gura to collab.
>>29183443Rusia pretty much proved to be the strongest cunny. All the cunnyposters forgot Gura the moment she appeared on screen.
>>29183449Anon, be honest. Do you think Ame would browse reddit over this place?
>>29183444ThisA just4fun karaoke collab with Gura is the best way to break the ice
I WANT TO HELP THIS CHICKEN GODDAMNIT
I love Chicken!
>>29183384MoriJinbei Maguro
>>29183363Doesn't this scenario make everyone happy? Her antis and her fans?
>>29183426>KFPs and Tentacultists literally just wouldn't take the bait.Don't know about Tentacultsts, but KFP do take the bait much to my dismayt.KFP janny
>>29183476Well it's not like she can hide that she's out of breath out of nowhere
>>29183340You're alright Kiara
>>29183392No, she said she watched every movie without leaving her seat even though she had to go.
this is good shit
>>29183066>1:59i'm fucking dying
Africat will be EN gen 2
>>29183493she cute, but she streams at ungodly times
>>29182870well that was super divisive, keep that man 100ft away from any brand you don't want ruined.
>>29183419>>29183453>>29183480>all these deadbraps reccing africatSo I can cross her off my list as someone to never, ever watch then, got it.
>>29183426Most people are too afraid of /k/fp to talk shit about Kiara. That's why the only ones who do are trannies who want to die anyway.
I love you Gura! always!