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I can somewhat understand Kinzo now.

>> No.2916711

Jessica's poor innocent butt.

>> No.2916735

>>2916711
...is wasted on Kanon

>> No.2916744

>>2916735
Nah, they deserve each other.

>> No.2916841

>>2916735
They never got together. Kanon is a sick bastard who like cross dressing and into gay sex with George. He also mastermind the slaughter of the whole ushiromiya family for his LOL.

>> No.2916857
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>>2916694

I like maidenly, innocent ass. The best kind.

>> No.2916862

>>2916857

Bern, stop raping the maidens.

>> No.2916890
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2916890

Incest is what Umineko is all about

>> No.2916912

>>2916890
Actually a relationship between cousins is legal in Japan.

>> No.2916920

>>2916857
Return to your proper colors or I'll chop your legs off.

>> No.2916932
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2916932

>>2916920

Do I look ugly in them?

>> No.2916938

>>2916890
what would you do if you where stuck on a island full of just you family members??

>> No.2916941

>>2916932

THE GOLDEN BERNKASTEL?

>> No.2916944

>>2916912
A relationship between siblings is legal in Japan too but it's still incest and generally looked down upon

>> No.2916947

>>2916932
You look like you just lost a fight to a sniper with Jarate.

>> No.2916950
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>>2916841
Kanon is clearly a reverse-trap.

>> No.2916953

>>2916947
If Battler knew Jarate, would he be able to defeat the murderer?

>> No.2916955
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>>2916947

Jarate?

>> No.2916957

>>2916955
It's a skill that allows you to teach your enemy who is the boss.

>> No.2916963

>>2916950
Kanon isn't Shannon.
Jessica killed him in her room.
Fuck yeah, Jessica.

>> No.2916965

>>2916953
Where would he get a Jar?

>>2916955

It's Jar based Karate.

With piss.

>> No.2916966

>>2916950

I want to make love to her maidenly, innocent ass.

>> No.2916968

>>2916957
Wait, jars with piss?

>> No.2916969
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>>2916955

>> No.2916972

>>2916912
>Actually a relationship between cousins is legal in pretty much everywhere but USA
Fix'd

>> No.2916976
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2916976

Battler is an ass man.

>> No.2916980

>>2916965
Surely there'll be jars in the mansion's kitchen.

>> No.2916982
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>>2916957
Alright, who needs training?

>> No.2916987

>>2916944
Is it really that bad for cousins to marry? I can understand siblings, but I don't think cousins are that bad.

>> No.2916991
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2916991

Good night, /jp/

>> No.2917000

>>2916991

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved witch.

>> No.2917002

>>2916991
Jar of PISS

>> No.2917006

>>2916735
Kanon is the wooden sword

>> No.2917008
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2917008

Jarate cannot stop me.

>> No.2917009

>>2916987
Yes, needs new blood.

>> No.2917010

>>2916991
sugee

>> No.2917013

>>2916987
>Jessica and Battler
>not siblings
Wait, what? They're brother and sister.

>> No.2917018

>>2917013
>>2917009
>>2916987

Even if they were brother and sister, mother and father, cousins or whatever.

It'd still take a few generations of such incest to gain a noticeable trend of genetic deformity.

>> No.2917023

>>2917013
You mean cousins.

>> No.2917028
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2917028

Alright, really going to sleep now, sorry. Doesn't this kakera look inviting?

>> No.2917031

>>2917028
Smells like hippy to me.

>> No.2917033

>>2917028
can i sleep with you?

>> No.2917035

I wish to make Battler's Elephant nii-san grow

>> No.2917037

>>2917018
Brb fucking cousin

>> No.2917040

>>2917023
Jessica is small bo- ah fuck it, she's Rudolfs child with Asumu, Battler is Rudolfs and Kyrie's child. Krauss, Rudolf and Kinzo trolled about everyone

>> No.2917041

>>2917033

If you can reach that kakera.

>> No.2917043

>>2917033
You wouldn't want to. She's a terrible, terrible person and would probably troll your dreams.

>> No.2917044

>>2917043
This, she'd probably say something like"You can stick it in my fleshlight while I'm looking for a better Kakera"

>> No.2917046

I'd fuck my cousin if she was worth it.

>> No.2917049

>>2917040
So... what about Ange then?

>> No.2917054
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2917054

>>2917043
>>2917044

>> No.2917057

>>2917054

I still want to put it in your butt.

... Wait...

Do witches even have butts? Being magical superhumans, they probably don't require them...

>> No.2917060

>>2917018
How about having sex and not children?

>> No.2917061

>>2917049
She is the child of Kyrie and Rudolf, which makes her Battler's sister. Split the 2 that were together can refer to Battler and Jessica, since they would have the same father. Rudolf basically fucked and impregnated everyone

>> No.2917065

>>2917057

My butt exists.

>> No.2917067

>>2917049
Kyries daughter as well.

That's why Battler and Ange have Red hair.

Nobody in the Ushiromiya family has a trace of that color, or Blond.

But we don't know enough about Kyrie or Asumu's families to make the same claim.

We do however know that of those two, one had a second red haired child.

>> No.2917068 [SPOILER] 
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2917068

It looks like this.

>> No.2917071
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>>2917061
Wow what a fucked up family.

>> No.2917073

>>2917065
SAY IT IN RED.

>> No.2917074

>>2917065
>>2917068

Then I'll definitely penetrate it.

>> No.2917075

>>2917073

I showed a picture, isn't that good enough?

>> No.2917076

>>2917065
>>2917068
Go to bed, Trollkastel.

>> No.2917080

>>2917076

What'd I do? People wanted to know if it existed. I showed a picture of it.

>> No.2917084

>>2917075
>>2917080

You've proved nothing.

I see no red.

>> No.2917086

>>2917075
>>2917080

Pictures can be shopped.


Can you even say it in red? I bet you can't.

>> No.2917088

>>2917080
>Good night, /jp/
>Alright, really going to sleep now, sorry. Doesn't this kakera look inviting?

Go to bed.

>> No.2917089

Anyone notice that Battler and Jessica's crests are backwards.

>> No.2917092

>>2916694
This makes it obvious that Jessica is Beatrice. Why do you think she wears that wide puffy dress? To conceal her enormous lewd ass.

>> No.2917099

>>>/rs/My_butt_exists

>>>/rs/The_pictures_I_provided_are_real

>>>/rs/They_are_not_shooped

>> No.2917101

>>>/rs/The_pictures_are_truly_of_my_real_butt

>> No.2917105

>>2916932
Yes, you look ugly in your legs.

I'll chop them right off for you.

>> No.2917107
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2917107

>>2917099

Set.

Unlimited Penetration Works.

You've sealed your fate, Witch of Miracles!

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>>2917107
Could Shirou trace this?

>> No.2917118
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2917118

>>2917107

W-what?! That's your hand!

>> No.2917119
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>>2917107

>> No.2917123
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>>2917118

No.

This is my sword.

>> No.2917130
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>>2917123

And by that, I mean my bone.

>> No.2917132

>>2917123
Jackhammer sword?

>> No.2917133

>>2916694
I can understand why Kinzo would repeatedly rape her over a period of years.

>> No.2917137
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>>2917130

And by THAT, I mean THE JACKHAMMER OF PROMISED VICTORY!

>> No.2917138
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2917138

>>2917137
Sorry Shirou, you lost me.

>> No.2917148
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2917148

Is teh Bern goatrape image finished by now?

>> No.2917152

>>2917148

Haven't seen it yet.

>> No.2917162
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>>2917152
Damn it. I already save up for days.

>> No.2917175

what exactly happened in this thread

>> No.2917180
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>>2917175
Bernkastel waiting for her rape.

>> No.2917181

>>2917180

Lambda's not Shirou though, so nothing really makes sense anymore.

>> No.2917189
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2917189

Witches don`t die when they are killed?

>> No.2917192
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2917192

>>2917189

>> No.2917196
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>>2917192
>>2917189


At least we can trap them in a circle of infinite rape.

>> No.2917199

>>2917196

That WOULD work if Miracles didn't > eternal entrapment.

>> No.2917201

>>2917199
eternal entrapment works like endless magic.

>> No.2917210

>>2917196
Somehow gore would blend right in.

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>>2917196
>infinite rape
>Bern-chan

How cruel ;_;

>> No.2917218

>>2917196
Great, I'm not the only one who reposts this image.

>> No.2917232

I saw the first episode and thought it was freakin awesome. Then I read the VN. Now I can barely watch the second episode of the anime.. It just seems so horrible in comparison to the VN. The characters are all messed up, and everything seems out of place and it's all moving too fast.

One example of how the anime is horrible. In the VN part 1 when Maria was given the umbrella you couldn't even see Beatrice. So it was still possible to believe she didn't even exist, and it added a mysterious element to the story. They show her in the anime and it just takes all the mystery out of it. Number 2 reason the anime is horrible. Maria... I won't even be able to sympathize for her in the least in this series. She is such a horribly designed and executed character in the anime. Where the hell is her awesome cat-like expression? She looks like the fuckin imp from Soul Eater. RAGGGGGGE

>> No.2917237

Also to add to my rage the VAs are fucking horrible.

>> No.2917241

>>2917237
Seconded

>> No.2917243

>>2917237
Jessica's screaming was nice in Ep2... that's all

>> No.2917249

Jessicas reaction was good.
Battler was meh.

>> No.2917258

>>2917243
Indeed, only good thing
Then Battler ruined it

>> No.2917262

>>2917249 Battler was meh.

That's because Battler is the smallbombs

>> No.2917264

Animu Battler will be reduced into a joke character.
You heard it here first.

>> No.2917272

Anime is fine.

Oh wait, yeah making everyone stand around at the airport and talk for the entire first episode would have been awesome amirite?

>> No.2917275

>>2917272
Yes.

>> No.2917277

>>2917264
>implying Battler wasn't already a fucking joke

yeah right, he sure is a serious guy in the vn. his sister dies painfully and the best he can do is small bombs.

>> No.2917284

>>2917272
Yeah, FUCK YEAH AIRPORT TALK.

>> No.2917287

>>2917277
Moron, smallbombs is the perfect argument
En Kyrie almost used that to explain the Siestas hax bow.

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>>2917277
Ass nee-chans killed him to much. His mind broke.

>> No.2917340

>>2917304
what the fuck on Belphor's neck

>> No.2917362
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>>2917277
The red text only speaks the truth.

>> No.2917506

I'd her ass.

>> No.2917557

>>2917196
What the fuck am I looking at here?

>> No.2917560

>>2917557
Gore
Gore
Gore
Gore Screaming Show

>> No.2917664

Marias Gore Uu~

>> No.2917665

>>2917560
I... don't understand.

>> No.2917752
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>>2917665
Gore screaming show is another VN about moe moe girls doing moe moe things in moe moe situations.

>> No.2917764

>>2917752
oh, okay. Is it translated? Is it actually any good?

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>> No.2917772

>>2917764
Not translated but very good.

>> No.2917796

>>2917772
very very good to be more accurated

>> No.2917797

>>2917796
No, it's very good.

>> No.2917823

Gore doesn't exist; the murderer is human.

>> No.2917827

>>2917823
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1151085

>> No.2917830

>>2917823
Thanks for the spoiler scumbag!

>> No.2917865

>>2917827
That's merely the fantasy version of what's happening.

>> No.2918027

>>2917865
So is Yuka just a strange girl who's never socialized much because she doesn't leave the mansion often due to her sickly health. She follows around the older highschool kids because she has a childish crush on one of the boys, she acts kind of catty towards the girls around him because she's convinced herself she's his girlfriend? m-moe

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