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Bedtime Chicken!
what did she mean by this
first for ogey
>Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN original cinderella story isn't even that bad, just the last paragraph is a bit..uhhhh...yabaiwhat did she mean by this? I don't remember it very well
German thread is the chosen
>>29141522>>29141515Thats the part where the stepsisters get ripped to pieces isn't it?
Did you fucks brush your teeth before the bedtime story?
>>29141520That is a FAT rabbit
>>29141515All the original fairy tales are yabai
>>29141515Fairy tales are yabai, it is what it is.
do you guys describe your friends with words like "sunshine"?
>>29141515You ever read the original Cinderella? It's gorey, lots of old fairy tales are like this before Disney got their hands on them
>>29141522The OG story has the step sisters literally take a hacksaw to their own feet so they can put on the slipper
Lethal League with Ina soon.
>>29141515Cinderella is the one with the shoes?IIRC the two evil sisters cut through their feet tendons and other gross shit in order to try to fit into the shoes
>>29141522So how much ASMR will there be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAKdblGa_BkWhat the FUCK is this???
>>29141522The sisters cut their toes off at least.
>>29141515Germans are fucked up in the head
>>29141515>isn't that badDon't the sisters break their feet and ankles to try and force their feet into the shoe?
for a moment I thought she'd do another layer to make the breasts 3D but she's just finishing the hair.
Is the premier related to the thing Kiara went to Mori's place for?
>random Kiara pop up out of fucking nowhereI keep forgetting I pitty subbed her I think Gura is the only one I didn't sub
Baby check!
>>29141515didnt the sisters cut off their own toes to fit in the shoe?
>>29141540>where the stepsisters get ripped to pieces isn't it?What's wrong with some sexiness? Kiara always acts sexy anyway in streams
Just woke up, what did I miss in the last 12 hours?
Actually quite impressed how quickly she is building this on the fly. Probably has plan off-screen but still.
>>29141564There's different variations. Some of them they cut their toes off, some they cut their heels off and in others they break their feet.
>>29141551Yes, but I'm bong so it's usually 'ello sunshine, where's that fiver you owe me'.
>>29141515I don't know what exactly she means but I grew up with the version where the step sisters mutilate their feet to fit into the shoe
What is this referring to? Some shit from the podcast?
>>29141515When the wedding with the prince was to be held, the two false sisters came, wanting to gain favor with Cinderella and to share her good fortune. When the bridal couple walked into the church, the older sister walked on their right side and the younger on their left side, and the pigeons pecked out one eye from each of them. Afterwards, as they came out of the church, the older one was on the left side, and the younger one on the right side, and then the pigeons pecked out the other eye from each of them. And thus, for their wickedness and falsehood, they were punished with blindness as long as they lived.
>>29141515>>29141522If I'm remembering correctly, the stepsisters take turns cutting off parts of their feet to force it into the glass slipper but fail. Then they get ripped apart and killed by crows.
>>29141558She recorded it. She said she would do this.
Guys please listen to my bird’s bedtime stories or else she’ll numberfag again
jesus christ this has been a busy fucking day for en
>>29141515Cinderella drops an N-bomb on her honeymoon when she sees their bagboy.
I'm in love with Gura...
This is default premiere bgm for youtubeshe didn't commission it for the video
>>29141568never fucking mind.
Cute!
>>29141515Disney made almost every fairy tale they got their hands on family friendly. The original ones tend to be fairly brutal at times.
2hus..
>>29141564What the fuck are wrong with krauts?
Oh hell yes, it's in German
So what happened in that podcast Mori is supposed to be in or whatever the fuck
BEHOLD
>ame's boing boings
FUCK ITS IN GERMAN IM OUT
HERE WE GO>germanYES
>3.6k watching
>>29141599there was a bit where they talked about watching/listening to themselves in their own videos and how weird it was to see them doing things
CHIMKUN
>>29141613I'm crying. Looks so fucking retarded.
>>29141628>she realized the tie looks like a dick
>its in germanuhhhhh based?
>It's in High GermanLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>It's the version my mother used to read to me
ITS TIME TO DO YOUR GERMAN REPS
>>29141607she'll do it anyways
Wait till she gets to Sleeping Beauty.>prince finds her asleep>rape>baby plops out while still sleeping>baby sucks her finger looking for boob>sucks out the splinter that put her to sleep and she wakes upThe end.
Why the fuck was she so nervous about her german during her first week?Her german is SO FUCKING HOT I might actually fap
Why does Chicken's Japanese sound so strange?
>>29141628
>>29141607Its not a stream, its a premier.
KIARA CALLING FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>no japanese subwhat is this woman doing...
SIEG HEIL
Aw thats a cute backgroundMori, Ame, Gura, Ina
>>29141613the booba
Inshallah, the American whore Mori will be beheaded for her infidel babbling and promiscuous tongue that pleasures halfbreeds and those who ingest the milk of legumes
>>29141587by me
>wears sensei glasses>kicks my ass in Pong by doing nothing at all>gets attacked by a bird when trying to confess>orders blue curry>forcefeeds me a mysterious beverage>forcefeeds me Hot Pockets>gets me to swear at a flaming skeleton to chase him off>shares butthole pocky with meMy girlfriend is so much cooler than yours, Anons.
>>29141628>>29141613Bets on that she will make a waterfall under the skirt?
>>29141613Amazing
Waachama?!
>hyped video has 4k viewersBWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHASHES NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN IS SHE. BEING THE NUMBERFAG THAT SHE ISGWAHAHAHAHAHA
Condoms fagNow that I've caught your attention, Amelia's supposed EX spent 16 hours streaming FFXIV like a looser on Amelia's day off while flirting with girls in his chat, while she played Minecraft autism all day to dig a tunnel in the nether. IM SURE THEYRE STILL TOGETHER!!!
>>29141613FANTASTIC!!!
>>29141613Whyd she make a roblox character in minecraft?
Mein Fuhrer...Why did you lose...We all could have had this...
>>29141614Who isnt? She is prime wife material
>>29141614Ame can relate
>>29141628REMEMBER ME
>>29141599She is realizing she shouldn't be a vTuber. In 24 hours she graduates. Screencap this.
>redoing skirtOkay maybe she doesn't have much of a plan, sasuga!
>Reads it German
>Kiara's accentMEIN SCHWANZ
>>29141613that fucking smile
>>29141590A whole lot of nothing. Also, Gura Karaoke.
cuuuuute
When will Kiara give up on Mori and fall for Ame instead?
>>29141663It's an eastern dialect
>actually in german instead of fairy tales from germanyFUCK I HAVENT BEEN DOING MY GERMAN REPS
>>29141628BOOBA
sind wir nun deutsche?
So how did the mori's interview with the anitubers went? Anything worth nothing was talked about?
Kiara's background sure is comfy
why is kiara so hot
I missed the member's stream. What was the songlist?
This is one of the better timelines. Let me tell you about one of the other ones.>Hitomi Chris graduates after her sex scandal is brought to light, in 2020 after becoming the first hololive member to reach 1M subscribers.>Natsuiro Matsuri never existed, as the girl who was to become her instead became one of the most infamous serial murderers in japan's history before being arrested and imprisoned.>Mel's manager murders her when an attempted rape goes wrong.>Towa graduates after a male voice is heard on her stream>Amane Kanata does not survive the traffic accident, but had perfect hearing up until that point.>Mano Aloe resumes streaming after her suspension, but is tragically lost when her home is firebombed in an arson attack perpetrated by fans of the rival vtuber company upd8. >After they both read "china" from their youtube viewer analytics Kiryu Coco graduates with Akai Haato, who is happy to get out of her contract after spending years pretending to be a character she hates while trapped in an english boarding school. >Half of hololives resign in protest, and their short lived venture Kpro ends with all of it's members destitute after Cover, now owned 99% by communist taiwanese government interests, sues them for violating non-compete clauses in their contracts and wins.>HoloEN never debuted, as westerners are too opposed to the Taiwanese government's political goals for the company to consider them a viable market.>Remaining holomembers such as Minato Aqua and Shishiro Botan close their youtube channels and stream exclusively on the taiwanese libilibi, being folded into HoloTW
>>29141489Whoops, toasted in the wrong bread.Archive of Gura's unarchived members-only karaoke stream on 2020-11-13T23:00Z:Original URL: [YouTube] [UNARCHIVED KARAOKE] YAY MORE SING (embed)Torrent mirrors:>>29138642 (Cross-thread) >>29138710 (Cross-thread) (both of these have the same filename, but are different files)Video upload on MEGA: >>29139232 (Cross-thread)I didn't catch this one live (not a membershrimp) so no audio-only version, unless someone here really wants it.Setlist (times are based on 29138642):1. The Girl From Ipanema (16:41)2. Smash Mouth - All Star (20:16)3. Miki Matsubara - Stay With Me (27:23)4. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly (35:50)5. EPO - Doyou no Yoru wa Paradise (41:15)6. Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling In Love (48:25)7. 24 Hour Cinderella (from Yakuza 0) (56:17)8. Judgement (from Yakuza 0) (59:50)9. Tonight (from the Yakuza series) (1:03:31)10. Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca (1:07:49)11. Village People - YMCA (1:12:29)
Rent free
>>29141661>her live2d has visible animated thigh fat that compresses up and down when she moved
>No Japanese subtitles JOPbros...
WHAT IS THIS NAZI LANGUAGE
>Streaming in GermanKiara...
>>29141628OPTIC BLAST
please watch my wife
Holy shit this is KINO.Chickenfags, you guys better be pleased right now.
>>29141672Much like Jihadists this is a fake extremist Chumbud that should fuck off>>29141683We already know
Bubba...your walking reps...
>>29141613>red dick between her tits
>>29141679ogey commie fag
Kiara is doing a series on german fairy tales? holy fucking shit this is kino
>>29141556I'm pretty sure the Evil Stepmother is also forced into red-hot iron shoes and forced to dance at Cinderella's wedding until she finally drops dead
>>29141613Haachama’s gonna love this lmao
>>29141679She just randomly posted it 30 minutes ago. Also its a video.
>Cinder ellaholy shit
>>29141670didn't even notice the Ina
>>29141628Reminds me of Simon's fucking santa.
>Ame barely loses any viewers when the chicken stream starts
>>29141691Based, if true
>>29141639it's prerecorded so it's whatever, those are always low
>>29141613>>29141628How is she THIS smug
>>29141613It's on par with Ame's art style
kiara is cinderella, the two stepsisters are gura and ame, the fairy godmother is ina and her prince is mori
I'm not even reading the subs, just listening to her voice
>>29141738Bubba already went and pissed her beanbag
I want Kiara to bully me in German.
I dont watch chicken but this stream is pretty based
so does cinderella have autism in this version?
Shit. All the en girls are overlapping with each other and they're all collabs im looking foward to.
I somehow understand this less than Polka's asmr>>29141756This isn't a stream retard
>>29141632Mach deine Wiederholungen
>>29141587I'm such a proud and happy husband
>>29141679>same imageits literally the same 10 people huhmy theories are correct!
>>29141716Wait she sung that elvis song? Did she cry?
This is really nice. She has such a good voice in German.
>>29141683We know anon, just 5 schizos saying that they're lying bothDoesn't matter either way
Why didn't she add a JP translation?
>>29141683It's been obvious for weeks to anyone who isn't desperately wanting to cuckpost.
Holo>EN
How many boyfriends has ame had?
>>29141670Took me a second to see Ame.
>4k people watchingAHAHAHA YOU SEE THIS GUYS?>moris video had nearly 30k viewers
Why do people meme that German is an ugly language again?
>>29141764Same
>>29141745Wish i got to grow up with such based stories
>>29141716Copied the wrong text too, sorrymasen.Archive of Gura's unarchived members-only karaoke stream on 2020-11-13T23:00Z:Original URL: https://youtu.be/KpiWFvmQu54Torrent mirrors:>>29138642 >>29138710 (both of these have the same filename, but are different files)Video upload on MEGA: >>29139232I didn't catch this one live (not a membershrimp) so no audio-only version, unless someone here really wants it.Setlist (times are based on 29138642):1. The Girl From Ipanema (16:41)2. Smash Mouth - All Star (20:16)3. Miki Matsubara - Stay With Me (27:23)4. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly (35:50)5. EPO - Doyou no Yoru wa Paradise (41:15)6. Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling In Love (48:25)7. 24 Hour Cinderella (from Yakuza 0) (56:17)8. Judgement (from Yakuza 0) (59:50)9. Tonight (from the Yakuza series) (1:03:31)10. Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca (1:07:49)11. Village People - YMCA (1:12:29)
>>29141735It's pretty nice. I'm happy I held on to my chickencoins
>>29141784Yes but she carried on
>>29141728Its a pre-recorded video, not s tream.
We won the war, get over it
>>29141801Fuck off.
>>29141691capped
Cute background
>>29141564Don't their eyes get pecked out by crows in the last paragraph? Or was it something else?
>>29141802earlets
>>29141681her woman or should I say herr frau ?
>>29141715what a nightmare
>>29141735Her voice is really sweet
>>29141515The grimm version ends with the sisters getting their eyes eaten by crows if I recall
>>29141555When? YT is being gay.
>>29141784She sang it TWICE. And yes, a little.
>>29141802Because of a certain world war, unironically
>>29141749>Cinder aquiholy fuck
THE PRIDE OF THE HABSBURGS
>>29141555She will redeem herself I hope. I really want a redemption right now because I'm still really unhappy about the podcast.
>>29141762Those faces creep me the fuck out.
>>29141801please make it less obvious torre poster
Her voice is so cute and soothingwhy she can't talk like this in english
>see kiara video or stream>give it a thumbs up>don't watch>close kiara video
Not sure how I feel about Kiara's German voice as a German myselfShe sounds like she's 16 or something.
this is comfy and im glad Huke is in chat seeing it
papa<3
>>29141783>>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=1604857713234.pngYou learn a lot about this thread just by doing your archive reps.
wow she picked a really old-timey German version
>>29141756Not a stream.
chimkin...
>>29141802Kiara is speaking with an austrian accent which is the equivalent of a londoner speaking for a drunken scouser
I used to hate /u/ shit, but GurAme is so fucking hard to resist. How do they do it?
>>29141783Everyone who isn't retarded or a newfag knew this ages ago.
>>29141801what?
>>29141851i miss when huke was on minecraft
>>29141845Cause English isn't her native language.
>>29141801Kiara has never been about the numbers desu.
>Kiara story tellingLmao with that loud voice like that it will turn into shit, at least go for lamy tier voice
>>29141735Its really nice.
>>29141802Unironically, propaganda.
peck peck peck peck
I wonder where her translations are from
>>29141848>She sounds like she's 16 or something.You talk as if that's a bad thing, Klaus
>>29141829That's a pretty Grimm ending isn't it?
>>29141801>using towa to falseflagatleast use gura it would make more sense
I'm actually surprised she didn't sub this in Japanese as well.
OMG!!! A PHOENIX IS FLYING OVER WARSAW
>>29141837I like her phoenix flag
>>29141873Are you even watching?
>>29141871>and other german fairytales chickenfags tell themselves
>>29141862I don't know about Yurifaggots but I want them to meet IRL and have a warm hug as close friends, they both seem like people depraved of good friends.
>>291417981 boyfriend 1 girlfriend. Boyfriend broke up with her early this year, and the girlfriend was years ago
>>29141679Was it autism?
>>29141862You don't need to be into /u/You can just enjoy the bonding of two girls becoming close friends. To some friendship means even more than love
>>29141735I'm not even a chickenfag and this is top tier stuff. I hope she does a lot more of this.
>>29141881she can translate it herself
>muh /u/fagsTreasure this opportunity /hlgg/, you don't often get to see what people are like when they fall to the lowest of the low.The hololive girls act gay like wholesome virtual idols should and this has been standard of the industry and the culture since forever. All normal people adore this. But there are some people who see vtubers as a means to cope with their lives and they fall too deep into their delusions of having them as partners, to the point that they vehemently deny the yuri and become extremely aggressive toward the normal viewers who ship the characters.No, there are no such thing as /u/fags. There are only normal people who enjoy the wholesome things this culture produces and the idols that encourage them. And you feel insecure and anxious when people talk about yuri stuff and you see them enemies. They are ruining your fantasies and your ways to cope. I cannot imagine how much disgust the vtubers would feel when they see this kind of people. Now I only sense an immense sadness when I see post like these>>29139821>>29140552It's no longer fun to mock them. This is actually a display of a complete tragedy which I cannot yet find the words to describe. It's hard to comprehend the true depth of these comments. Just be glad that you are not them.
>>29141679what r u even talking about
>>29141845Didn't she say she's used to being more crass in English which is why she swears more?
Callichama!?
>>29141873ogey
>>29141890KEK
>>29141862Seeing a relationship develop is a lot different that just pairing 2 girls together just too coom
Just realized she is meant to be sitting down in a chair
>>29141848>She sounds like she's 16 or something.
>Gen 2 member aggressively flirts and is interested in Kiarawould she drop mori?
>>29141881She could have translated it herself.
>imagine being kiarayoure making <minimum wage, no stable income, no educationget rejected from holoJP 5 timesmake it into holoEN, there, you are chosen as the main girl, the breakout girl. you get the VERY big name artist, the best rigger, and yagoo has all his hopes riding with you.youre the fluent trillingual, singer, past-japanese idol, natural extrovert. youre going to do well.and then.. what happens? huke gives you a shit design, your rigging is garbage, and you have a mental breakdown when every other member gets more viewers for their debuts, more subs, etc. soon youre left in the dust.being the huge numberfag you are with great insecurity and a heavy case of impostor syndrome, you immediately fall into sadness and depression. you find a niche for yourself, however. you carve it out. you start enjoying streaming again, youre making more scs than ina..you plan a big, hyped video. its a german storytelling video! people will love it. you make it debut at primetime for burgers... and what happens?4k viewers. 4K. LIVE. VIEWERS.AHAHAHAHAHA
>>29141628So this is the POWER of American huh...
>>29141898always
>>29141860Its not a stream.
>>29141817>>29141844>>29141865>>29141801>>29141871>>29141886>>29141906you know its baitwhy do you reply?
>>29141871>Kiara has never been about the number desu.>Open Kiara stream>Start numberfagging>Close stream
>>29141861Do you have a comparison that works for burgers? My burgerbrain doesn't understand this.
>>29141679ARE YOU THE PEPPER GUY???
>>29141884It's a fairy Grimm tale.
>>29141860Its a video that was unannounced until 20 minutes ago
>>2914183110 PM EST, so about an hour and a half.
>>29141898>it's a chumflakeEvery single time.
>>29141852wow thats sad. he didn't even bother to change the filename or his way of typing.
Bubba...
Tonight has been blessed and I love all Hololive members
wtf cinderella didn't do any of the work, she had so much helpshe doesn't deserve to win
>>29141848She really is Asuka!
>>29141681You ever see a word mentioned so much that it starts to lose its meaning. I legit find it weird when I see "Mori" anywhere. Not in a bad way but it just feels fucking weird. I need to stop coming to these threads man
>>29141904This unironically
>>29141873She sounds cute as FUCK right now though
>>29141862Because you can tell the difference between something being real and something being an act
>Kiara will never whisper softly German into your ear as you both lay down after scissoringGod I wish I was Mori.
Which holoEN is from SEA? was it gura?
>>29141515>She's reading the original versionsHoly BASED
I actually really like this Kiara video, like a lotIt's really relaxing, I had a rough day and I'm feeling real peaceful
Bros...it normal for german to make your penis feel funny?
>>29141930You too. Fuck off.
>>29141904They're going to kill themselves anyway, don't even bother with them.
>>29141910*Masturbating.
>>29141920We can only hope, but Takamori is still too popular.
Wo sind meine deutschen Huhrensöhne?
>>29141801I'm not even a huge chicken fag and this is kind of erotic.
>>29141963yes
>>29141862>How do they do it?You know a duo is good when the outcome is better than the sum of their parts, and despite Gura and Ame both being top tier girls already, they somehow manage to be even better with eachother.
>>29141838Im still fucking waiting for Guilty Gear
>>29141904Tldr?
Why do people care Mori was on a podcastWhy do people care if a hololive member talks to a man?its dumb
>>29141882who the fuck is that?
>>29141679>>29141801>>29141922what did he mean by this?
>>29141930its not fucking reddit, im not giving him 4chan points by replying.
>>29141821"When her stepsisters cut off their body parts to fit into the slipper, the birds tell on them, by twice singing a peppy song to the prince about how the slipper of his stepsister-bride is filling with blood. And then, once they've guaranteed their witchy mistress's ascension to the throne via marriage, they find the stepsisters in the church andpeck out their eyes."Damn they fucked in the head.
>>29141862I ship the characters not the VA. Shipping the real people is fucking weird.
>>29141922Why use Towa? Should've used R*boco, she's shit in APEX and would've been a better falseflag
>>29141898why is your archive so ugly broski
CINDERELLA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT PICKING UP LENTILSSHE'S JUST USING IT AS A STEPPING STONE TO GO THE ROYAL FEAST
>>29141945fucking Cinderella only joined the Prince for money and fame
How as Gura karaoke tonight? I had to do shit.
>Ame said Gura's karaoke last night made her cry and proud, also she said she had a front row seat.>Gura said that Ame is like Sunshine and dedicated the song to her.
>>29141628does anyone offer dot arts to her like Haachama?
>>29141807wait the gura karaoke already happened? i thought it was supposed to be in 20 minutes. i jsut woke up for this lolwhat the fuck
I love all takos!
>why are there so many alarmsAMELIA BUBBA HAS TO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccpyqgXVNmo
>>29141930no, I honestly dont get it. What does the KEnzocuck mean when he asys :but Mori has 30k more views"?
yab with the subtitles there
>>29141901Me too, I'm hoping she isn't turned off by the low view count right now. I'm considering superchatting for once just to let her know it's so nice.
>>29141920It depends on if the takamorifags throw a shitfit or not, as well as how their chemistry is.
>>29141997i wish cinderella could go 5 minutes without thanking the fairy godmother
>>29141997Cinderbros..
>>29141938How?
>>29141862it's basically close friends masquerading as light yuri for fun and playing off each other like okakorothat shit is what got me into hololive at the beginning of the year and i'm glad to see something similar blossom in holoEN
>>29141963It certainly has a certain femdom sound to it
>>29141930It's /hlgg/, what do you expect?
>>29141848>>29141947You fucking BAKAS
>>29141585Something like that. Different versions have different mutilation, but always the feet. I think the prince also orders the step family to be executed in some versions.
KIARA IS MYYYY PARTNER
>>29141848is her Austrian accent stong?
>>29141292It's cringe and bring nothing interesting on the table especially with those talentess fuck and open the door for worse collab. I love her from the bottom of my heart, it hurts like hell to give up on her but i will not enable this kind of behavior.>>29141309Seethe.
>>29141904Wow, you just did the opposite of my post >>29139821 and made it longer. Good job anon.
>>29141993I'm too lazy to disable Dark Reader
>>29141983Because the demonization of idol culture WILL be the end of hololive, no matter how much you pretend it won't
Why does her German accent turn me on so much. Understanding German doesn't change that fact either.
>>29141862just watch for the てぇてぇ
>>29141922Atleast make the bait less obvious.
>>29141541>>29141691
>>29141838The podcast was cringekino. What more did you want?
>>29141640Cute comfy vampire Mori.
cringe, but you got me to reply
>>29142005Anon, timezone reps...
>>29142009You are fast anon. Take a (you)
>>29141628I need to see a side by side comparison with pekodam now
I've been looking at comments all over the internet and I can safely say Mori has ruined Hololive. Collabs with literally whos are going to become the norm.
Did I miss Gura's karaoke stream for today?
>>29141904>you don't often get to see what people are like when they fall to the lowest of the lowliterally every other thread (that's being generous) but okay
this german is hurting my heart but healing my soul
>>29141999>How as Gura karaoke tonight?What a retarded question. How do you think an Gura karaoke stream is? It's always 11/10
>>29141987he's having an episode anon, please be nice to him
>Kiara will never read to you and your children to sleep like this
>>29141890Don't worry, the Trinity is here
Ame...
>>29141997Cinderfags will defend this
>>29142061I wanted it not to happen at all.
>>29141988You give him attention which only incentives him to keep doing it.
>>29141904Shut the fuck up, don't shitpost with my Friend, and go back to your containment board.
>>29142079BASED
>>29142079wtf is this real?
>>29142079yab
>>29141541didnt mean to tag you in >>29142060
>>29142052Doomposters deserve the rope
>>29142070I'm sorry anon...
>>29141932Kiara is austrian speaking german which is the equivalent of an american with a trans atlantic accent speaking for an american from the bayou
>>29142079Glad I've been a member from the start
>>29141873Anon... my dick is too hard to argue with you
>>29142070Yep, and unarchived, and the torrents are faulty.
>>29141997How long until Cinderella uses her royal connections to find a better man and drops prince charming?
>ihmIs it a trap or what
>>29142065???????if the out last stream is in 1 hour and 20 mintues, and the karaoke is listed here as 1 hour before that...also the teamup schedule, ill never use that shit again then
>>29141660You forgot that she also got put to death for being raped by the prince. Truly Germanistan
>>29142045Not very, no, pretty subtle actually.
>>29141845She needs to stop talking in her chicken voice.
>>29142052It's okay puritybro, when this shit blows up in their faces we'll be there laughing at the retards.
>>29142052kys idolfag
this is one long story
CINDERELLA HAS A BOYFRIEND, SCREENCAP THIS
Someone need to make Amedam
>>29141983Most people don't seem to actually care about the content of the podcast, and most people here don't even seem to care that they're men, it's mainly hypothetical slippery slope arguments about possible future collabs with western normalfags, or people who hate the fans of the podcast.
>>29141985Her mama artist
>>29141862They're more like sisters, you sick fuck
>>29142079
>kiara will never do a readalong of mein kampfwhy live?
>>29141997REMINDER THAT CINDERELLA FARTED WHEN SHE TOOK OFF HER SLIPPER
>>29142094STALIN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE ALLIES AND HE'S JUST USING IT AS A STEPPING STONE FOR HIS SOVIET CAREER
king finding out his son is a schizo...
oh no... mori...
>>29141807I wouldn't mind an audio-only version but it's not a big deal if it's too much trouble. Thanks archive-anon.
>>29142094>3 socialistsThe more you know about history...
>>29142079Glad I'm not the only one who saw this what the fuck?
>>291421236pm ESTvs7pm PSTBecause... Gura is bad at timezones. Sorry bro.
>>29142046The Fr*nch shouldn't be allowed on western internet
>>29142123Your timezone reps
>>29142079What the fuck Kiara?
cinderella doing some serious parkour in this version
>>29141873its okay to be gay anon
>>29142052Explain Gura's popularity then? Her massive EN fanbase is largely people unfamiliar with vtubers up until her debut that don't give a fuck about idolfaggotry.
>>29142093It's not fair brüder
>>29141862I'm pret sure Ame and Gura are bi irl. This makes it even hotter.
>>29142052Keep that shit away from EN. You can go back to graduating your JP holos though.
>>29142149Why the fuck is Mori hosting it on her channel again what the fuck?
>>29142123>6EST>7PSTNever trust shark brain daughter even if you love her.
>>29142123>EST>PST
>>29142123its est vs pst you faggot
AME DOING CORNHOLIO
>>29142052HoloEN gen 2 needs to arrive tomorrow, so that the girls have more people to collab with in Hololive.
>>29142115so this means austrian accent is fake? What was this example you were trying to give?
>>29142149>open stream>mori numberfagging>close stream
>>29142115I get it now. Thanks, anon.
>>29142005>>29142065Teamup anon messed up while doing timezone reps, sorry anon. At least the archives are here for you.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Bubba's bladder exploded, he's fucking dead.
>>29141983It's a slippery slope until it's ok for them to collab with literal fucking Twitch faggots that don't even share a single fucking thing with Hololive
guys i think im gosling for kiara.someone stop me please
>>29141997Why don't cinder anti's take their meds?
a new poem for AmeLove you chumbros. Thanks to anons for the images and Gura for the inspo.
>>29141932It's just an accent, like Texans or some shit. It's not even that thick.
>>29142052Enjoy what you can while it lasts
Is the little red riding hood moral to not be a slut?
>>29142123Members 6 ESTOutlast 10 ESTkek
Why is Ame doing the roman salute
>>29142079God I wish she would say thatI'd fly to Nippon and dick the gay out of her
>>29141932"posh" isn't really an appropriate valence for American accents, which tend to code geography more than class. Maybe think of a couple of wise guys from Brooklyn that take a trip up to see the leaves turn, but they have a lot of trouble ordering food in a Vermont diner.
>>29142123I keep missing her streams too because I keep falling asleep around when she streams. Im getting so annoyed with myself
>>29142125>You forgot that she also got put to death for being raped by the prince.Just like real life!
>Gura's karaoke streammy heart
>>29142123You gotta match the EST times with the EST times anon, not the EST time with the PST time
>>29142184BUT HE HAD A TOURNAMENT
>>29142094So Stalin is Ina, right?
>>29142046Not really, they were just talking bro chill>>29142052thou art schizophrenic
>>29141861>Kiara is speaking with an austrian accentThere is not a lick of austrian accent in how she talks.
>>29142184Mori?!
Something is really wrong with the thread recently. Maybe I'm going schizo, but there has been way more falseflagging and shitposting. Of course chinks can be blamed, but chinks shitpost in a very obvious way. It almost feels like a sudden influx of /v/ and /pol/ came here. But why? I don't buy that Mori's podcast would suddenly bring attention to this thread, and this has been going on all week. Something is off
>>29141862/u/ shit is most of the time forced shit. gurame are two people naturally developing a genuine friendship and I doubt anyone with a functional social competence hates seeing this.
>>29142147stalinfags defend this
>>29141988(you)'s are 4chan points
http://poal.me/m2v0e2http://poal.me/m2v0e2http://poal.me/m2v0e2
Now it looks like Stretch Amestrong.
ame...
>>29142166I think they're just lonely and think they're bi. iktf
>>29142094Damn this sucks I bet they won't bring any good
>>29142094REMINDER THAT CHURCHILL AND ROOSELVELT LITERALLY HATE STALIN AND ARE ONLY COLLABING WITH HIM BECAUSE THEY'RE FORCED TO
oh so is not a fairy godmother but kinda the spirit of her dead mother working through birds?
>>29142154fuck. i using the teamup thinking that was the right one.ill never use that shit again. thanks god for pirates though or i would have missed this karaoke stream. fuck teamup nigger go fuck yourself if you are here reading this you nigger
>>29142149which narrative is this fueling? I'm not sure
>>29142052Since Aloe, i hate all purityfags, delusional people.
>>29142184Now Nikki can be the star!
>>29142052>>>/jp/hlfaggot
>Hier schreckt er vor nichts zurück, und in seiner Niederträchtigkeit wird er so gigantisch, dass es niemanden zu wundern braucht, wenn in unserem Volk die Personifizierung des Teufels als Symbol alles Bösen die lebendige Gestalt des Juden annimmtWhat did Kiara mean by this?
golden?i tought it was crystaldisney lied to me again
>>29142005>>29142123exact same thing happened to me
So the prince was a footfag
>>29142218>There is not a lick of austrian accent in how she talks.She's literally Austrian...
>>29141807Are there megas for the previous gura karaokes?
Reminder that Cinderella really took matters into her own hands.
>Cut your toe offWHAT THE FUCK
【GERMAN FAIRYTALES】Mein Kamph by Adolf Hitler when?
>>29142202Knowing the German's probably
>>29142163But Gura acts the most like an idol out of anyone in EN. Her biggest strength is singing, even. She exposes them to "idolfaggotry" even if they don't realize it.
>>29142220its literally the same 4 people that had their 3d bans expiresource: im one of them
RUCKEDIGUCKRUCKEDIGUCK
man this birds are snitches
>>29142239lmao
I don't understand a thing but still listening
>>29142215
BRUH WHAT THE FUCK
>>29142149IS THAT NUMBERI'M GOING INSANE
>>29142194Based
>>29142178that austrians have a posh accent
Goddamn when is the amechama collabame's schedule says 1 hour earlier than the stream that is already set up on haachama's channelFUCKING HELL
this prince needs to take his meds
>>29141734Once Ame ends.
>>29141713In addition she also sang YMCA as an encore. It was a great stream.
>>29142256Disney did it to monopolize crystal
>>29141735I think it's very wholesome that Kiara is appealing to her German fans and bringing in more Germanbros. I don't think they had their own vtuber until now, right?
>>29142052Matsuri.....
>>29141489oooooooooooooooo cute.I hope she reads it completely in German
>>29141861taking offense on behalf of my people here lidonly had 6 cans this evening
>>29142288i feel the exact same
>>29141997FUCK CINDERELLAFUCK CINDERBRAPSSIMPLE AS*GETS WET WHEN A THOT SINGS 3 NOTES*
>>29142194now this is what /u/faggotry looks like, don't do this tumblr shit and leave GurAme alone
>Mori in Kiara's chat, Gura in Ame's, Ina in her fiance's armsIt's honestly kino.
>>29142263Not everyone from Texas sounds Texan.
>>29142194Nice to see a new one, poem anon
>>29142220This is nothing. Looks like you haven't seen this thread yet during dead hours + optimum shitposter timezones.
>>29142094Get that shit outta here, OG respect
Cinderella!?!
>>29141628I KNEEL
>>29142263Just because she knows what her grandparents talked like, doesn't mean she has to talk like them.
>>29142296The mother needs to.
>>29141691Having had their narratives destroyed utterly, the anti tries in vain to come up with something new....
>>29142267The real fairy tale is that Hitler thought his shit art would get him into an art school
>>29142220Perhaps its the post election outlet.
>>29142239I wonder (((why)))
>>29142218Shes austrian...
>>29142147I fucking love this place
>cut a piece off your heelAAHHHHHHHH
>>29142217based
That bird chirp she does.. it does things to me
This is the best Kiara content yet, right?
>mori on the floor>bloop and ina's book on the bookshelfuh, bros? where's the reference to ame?
>>29142267when you come up with an original joke
>>29142194is that you ray0?bless you
what do we call cinderella simps?
>>29142160Original fairy tales are pretty spicy most of the times. People getting slaughtered, mutilation just for the sake of it, kids rocking their chairs and breaking their necks, etc. Well, mostly German ones for some reason.
The heel sounds so much worse than the toe
Any german anons here. How is Kiara's german skills?
Her pigeon voice holy fuck that does things to me
>>29142314>gura in ame'swhen?
The prince sure isn't very smart
>>29142263That doesn't mean she is speaking with an austrian accent. She speaks standard german and pretty much lost her accent by now (according to herself).
>Rrruk diddy cock!>Rrruk diddy cock!
>>29142220EN just getting more and more normie viewers, especially since people are starting to shitpost more and more with hololive clips after EN became a thing and exploded in popularity
>>29142317based.
FOOTFAGS BTFO
>>29142267>Mein Kamph>Fairy tale
here is a joke for you anon >>29142343
>>29142288>she likes it when Kiara screams
>>29141735why the fuck wouldn't i be pleased you faggotthis is blessed
>>29142293Ame probably told her the wrong time because >timezone math
>>29142336those rolled r's are doing it for me bro
How do you not notice that someone has a huge wound on their foot?
>>29142179One million is a speed you can achieve in the game anon...
>>29142168Because this was originally a solo stream with an open invitation to her genmates.
>>29142318I've been here during dead hours and its expectedly awful. Just the typical SEAnig shit flinging. But its extending into normal stream times, which usually is the most calm and well behaved
>>29142342anon...your eyes...
>>29142342Blind bro...
>>29142317Good god that chin
>>29142342Her watch is there
rrruckedieguck
>>29142271They like cute things like singing. They just want to hear her say her stock phrases and react in a pavlovian sense. The vtuber fanbase has been changed forever by the debut of hololiveEN, for better or worse. Idolfaggotry is on its way out.
>>29142353
>>29142303Thanks, Anon-chan. Hopefully they'll filter back out. I didn't think her stream would be so early in the day.
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRuckediguck!
>>29142342
>>29142250>tourits still believe the Aloe whore narrative
>>29141890kekd way too hard
the prince is fucking dumb
>>29142163Gura has the charisma and loli voice.And you know, the millions of views on the drunk shitposter account.
>>29142220Are you fucking retarded?It was fucking obvious that tourists came in for the Mori shitstorm.
>Mori hates being in Hololive>Just sees it as another "job" and not a hobby>Actively hates otakus who like moe anime girls for being cute (i.e. her entire audience)how long until Mori quits because she just can't stand it anymore?
>>29142353right after her karaoke
>>29142317>literal faggotsthe absolute state
teetee
>>29141917Looks more like she's kneeling in front of it.chimkin dum
>>29142337This is really fucking based for hololive in general
>>29142345Remember the movie?rrats
>Calli mixed the voiceSo maybe thats the second secret?
>>29142052I did not want Mori to go on that podcast either, but the EN managers indicated that they had no problem with it and sponsored it. Further, "idol culture" died with JP the moment you let Rushia strip for the masketta man, Ayame treat her viewers like pay pigs while having a schedule as consistent as HxH, hiring Noel of all people and continuing to let her operate her (((ASMR))) channel, let the Reddit Dragon exist in any capacity, and on and on and on. If you think fucking one podcast by a single member of EN without a single yab occurred is the death knell of Hololive you are off your rocker and need meds, stat.
>>29142317Now that's good. my oshi on the right
>>29142342your eye reps....
> Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN BIRDS BE SNITCHIN HAHAHAHA
>>29142178The way I interpreted it was that it's a more "high class" accent. I guess it's kind of hard to make a 1:1 comparison since we don't really have any accents that are considered fancy in America ever since the trans atlantic accent fell out of fashion.
>>29142400why do you cunts use my oshi for your baits
CINDERELLA DOESN'T DESERVE THE PRINCESHE DIDN'T EVEN MUTILATE HER FEET FOR HIM
What’s Ame’s appeal to JP audience is it really just cute voice and noises?
>>29142079>It's realFucking christMori animated this right, liteally wtf
>kiara speaks in germanhaha muh hitler so funny muh mein kampf hurar huarar nazi edgy so funny!what the fuck is wrong with you faggots? aren't most of you in your mid 20s and above? how the fuck do you find these childish jokes funny? is dark humour really that funny to you? if so, you need to re-evaluate your emotional maturity.
>CINDERELLA HAD A MAN TOUCH HER FOOTTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CINDERFAGS. MORE LIKE SMOULDERING AMIRITE? THIS FUCKING SLUT IS GOING TO DESTROY ALL OF FAIRYLIVE. CINDERELLA WAS A MISTAKE.
>>29142052Hololive stopped being about idols after the first gen.
>tfw watching Gura's member karaoke after I missed itThanks archivefags
>>29142327Well, it technically did. His admittance letter wasn't delivered to him due to a fuckup in the postal office.
>>29142400the narrative is that she is a kike, and kikes will continue to do things they hate for money. hololive is a cashcow so she'll stay for as long as it remains a cashcow
>>29142353>>29142386>>29142402now
>>29142303Which ones were dedicated to Ame/made her cry?
>>29142220>sudden influx of /v/ and /pol/ came hereIt's partly this plus fags from other places. As EN gets more popular, more people will be drawn to these threads. Thread quality will only keep going down from here.
>>29142399Shouldn't have they have left by now seeing that it was just a cringe nothingburger?
Kiara sounds really fucking cute talking in Nazi.
>>29142426aryan blood
>>29142351She's a native, what do you expect. She's suppressing her Austrian accent somewhat but I can't tell that well because she's also reading a very old-timey German version, antiquated words and phrases galore
>>29142350>not her frog voice https://youtu.be/AhWHfuijtWQ?t=28
>>29141489phoenix is such an uninspired, talentless hackI hope she is the first to graduate. I'm sure she has realized how terrible she is as an entertainer, she should go back to cosplaying
>>29142420>>29142429Please excuse my boy - she's retarded.
>>29142387>stock phrasesOh, another retard who doesn't watch but thinks they know
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/jtpe61/connor_from_cdawgva_and_trash_taste_podcast/a-anons?
>>29142403WTF MY NARRATIVES
FUCKING BIRDS
>>29141807Thanks anon, I'm a member and I missed it because of shitty timezones.
W-What even is the lesson?
lol I thought they would take a single eye, the second one got me by surprise
>Pigeons were actually magpieswhat a twist!
>>29142094So the TakaMori is this?BASED
>>29142415Sounds like it was the pidgeons who did the eye reps
>>29142315As a non-burger, does Calli? the only texans I ever hear are ridiculous stereotypes (I think, at least)
get blinded niggas hahahah
>>29142432Nein
>>29142432HOOCHA your ass outta here.
>>29142402thanks for spoonfeeding me anondid ame see it and respond?
Really nice first attempt, think the subs could be presented a bit better though and some of the recording cuts/edits were a bit obvious
>>29142317The REAL trinity
>stream goes blackOh fuck we're the stepsisters
>>29142458We know you're jealous of the EN girls Coco just go back to numberfagging
>>29142469don't be a bitch
We need to go back to telling these kinds of fairy tales to children.
>>29142458what the hell, coco
>>29142431The hell? Is she gonna graduate?
>>29142438The state of German postal offices
>>29142458Damn Coco be nicer to your kouhais
>>29142444TTGL Joseph really was the peak
>>29142375>german humor
>>29142451What the fuck is that.
>>29142440based
>>29142398Right, I understand why she is popular. I'm just saying it's not related to idolfaggotry. The hordes that found her through the youtube algorithm, twitter memes, and tiktok don't even know what that is. As much as /jp/ would throw a fit, an OTV collab would probably please most of her fanbase.
well, that was a cute idea, good job chicken
>ame builds feet>kiara cuts them off
/pol/ has been here since literally the start, /v/ came shortly
>>29142458kaichou... be nice to your kouhai...
>>29142458Is she stealing market share, orange woman?
don't lie and make up narratives you fags or else birds will take your eyes.you heard the story.
>>29142351German's her first language you dingus
there i am!
>>29142458Reminder Kiara fucked old men for money.
that fucked up accent on kirche
>>29142048I hope you understand that your words mean much more than what you think they mean or want them to mean. The depth implied by those simple comments is almost a metaphysical display of human nature. It actually says so much and brings so many questions. I'm in awe.
>>29142048I even correctly guessed how many /u/fags are here.>>29141951>>29141904>>29141968I'm just joking around don't take it seriously /u/fags.
>>29142202
What the almighty fuck is wrong with this version?
>>29142515So like have you ever don DMT
Less than 20 minutes only? I wanted an hour long so I could fall sleep with her telling me bedtime stories in German...
>>29142469What are birds?We just don't know.
>>29142351She's austrian
Well that was fucking retarded.
>>29142327draw better art right here, right now
>Listen to this german fairy tale>Not even one of the worst ones apparentlyIs this why Kiara is menhera. Is it just a german thing
>>29142458Ironic you talk about cosplaying Coco
>>29142432nicht
>>29141807>Elvis>YMCA>Bubbly>Judgement>LLVLstop it my heart can only crack so much
I cannot imagine anything more cucked than being a Cinderella fan. Just imagine, all your superchats and subscriptions are going to another man, for him to buy golden shoes and condoms to fuck your oshi with. Cinderella's just in it for the money too, notice how she married a prince? Before she was just some kitchen wench. True patricians appreciate the sisters, who would literally bleed for their work.
>>29142434FairyliveGRIM was a fucking mistake.
>>29142463Ah for fucks sake.
>>29142469Check your bride's feet
I try not to be racist but chink antis make it really hard when i'm watching coco
>>29142538it was written by germans
So...... rate Aschenputtel?
>>29142556it's 90% why yes
RATE THE STORYTIME WITH KIARA IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED NOWISH IF YOU WATCHED THE WHOLE THING
>>29142521You have those reversed
>>29142525Holy shitIt all makes sense
>>29142463literally who?
>>29142515I would have a fucking conniption
>>29142217The mori collab was shit, the only fun thing out of this was the brap question except that it was non stop cringe. The slippery slope exist for a reason.
>Mori did the mixing for KiaraNo... my narratives... what the fuck...
>>29142538Nothing. It teaches little kids to be ok people or they'll have to mutilate their own feet or be blinded by birds.
>>29142432Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. r/hololive is 2 blocks down.
>>29142469don't be mean or birbs will nom your eyes ;)
>>29141679Don't you dare use my wife to shitpost you fucking onion
>>29142458Wasn't this whole thing partially your idea to begin with? What the hell, Kaichou...
>>29142186>>29142135If only Kizuna Ai hadn't been used as a cumsleeve by the entire Late Show production crew. There, truly, the battle was lost.
Hey Jay-peeMy name is Calli-P, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are coping, seething, schizoposters who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass narratives. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any BIG UPS? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people for falling for bait, but you all forget to take your meds to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Gura's feet ASMR.Don't be a rrat. Just hit me with your ogeys. I'm pretty much bad at videogames. I was an oldfag on /a/, and shilled badly on /mu/. What posts do you even make, other than "jack off to #amelewd"? I also get straight FAT AKASUPAS, and have a banging hot girl friend (I just blew her off; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who shouldn't kill yourselves because I don't want to meet you. Thanks for listening, PEACE.Pic Related: It's me and my bird
>>29142538Its the original before disney cucked it
>>29142528ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING BIRDS. FUCK YOU BIRD
>Gura streaming the same time as MorixInaI guess Gura actually does hate Mori
>>29142438>there's a timeline where the German postal service delivered Hitler's acceptance letter and averted World War 2
Her pigeon voice was really cute.
>>29142581nein/10
>>29142476Not at all. If you hadn't told me she was Texan I would have no idea.
beware schizos the birbs are coming for your eyes.
>>29141628>>29141664this actually had me bursting out in laughter lol thanks anon
>>29142581kiaras story reading fucking sucked because it was too short please i need more 10/10
>>29142515do it yagoo, make it happen
>>29142589powerful
>>29142538Its the web novel version before it got picked up and heavily edited
>>29142555This alone is more inspired than 90% of his boring bob ross drawing tutorial paintings
How was the fairytale reading? Was it like the German ASMR you had imagined earlier on?
Ame was too cute today
>>29142538Just wait for the other ones
>>29142595ill do what i want
Rate the story stream
>>29142432rratte
>>29142202No, the moral is to not be an idiot and to not trust strangers, especially if they say they're someone you know or say they're related to someone you know. Stranger danger.
>>29142515Ame starts talking about MMA and the cosmos
>>29142434this is why snow white is my oshi
Kiara no... your viewer count reps...
>>29142568Still better than Aesopsanjiniggers.
>>29142564
>>29142458Ironic, coming from you reddit dragon.
>>29142589W I D E A M E
>>29142589Damn . . . Ame looks like THAT?
>>29142469It's pretty easy to get pussy when you're a prince
>>29142622I only caught the end but it was great. Going to re-watch it from the beginning
Wasn't the collab in like 10 minutes from now?
http://poal.me/r901onhttp://poal.me/r901onhttp://poal.me/r901on
>>291425817/10, technical side of things could have been better but her voice was great and it was short and sweet
>>29142194How much more /u/ can it get here
>>29142603https://streamable.com/0e7unqmeds, schizochama
I loved the voice she did for the birds. She truly is a chicken.
>>29142434red riding hood hands typed this
I want German ASMR
>>29142515"ok, show me how do you time travel"
>>29142052Why does it matter if your chuuba idol is interacting with males on stream when they already interact with them on a daily basis without you seeing them? Isn't that even worse than seeing them interact on stream on their twisted pure idolfag logic?Also whenever they do 3D streams they interact with a bunch of men to make the stream work because the company the work for has a bunch of men.
>>29142151Not a problem, here you go: https://mega.nz/file/Z5IXxaAa#YkWpFqLX912tLKj_CI0LURJ64b9ZD2zNsCUbwNwVh7UTimestamps are same as in the previous post, since it's extracted from that video.>>29142264My archives are all under 1600212143684.png, but I don't have an archive for the Campfire stream.If you're looking for just the songs from previous streams, M4A/MP3 anon's got you covered, and I think they're all reuploaded on YouTube by now. Searching the original video ID should give you good results.
>>29142463Hopefully after the collab we don't see any more interaction
>>29142079>>29142431This is bullshit yeah? But I'm feeling naive so let me ask for a timestamp anyway
So hows Mori podcast? Just woke up.
>>29142581gonna put my kids to sleep with this/10
>>29142463He's not wrong though.
>>29142581wish it was longer/10
>>29142581Shit like this is why Germans are so mentally unstable
>>29142581Feel weird to hear calming german/10
You heard her narrative fags, tell lies and get your eyes plucked out
>>29142403Does it sound better? I'm waiting to listen to it before bed.
>>29142581It was actually great. Her voice was so pleasant, she's got a good tone and pace for it. I know a little German and was able to keep up with most of it. I especially loved the little verse bits like when Aschenputtel would talk to the birds asking them to spin her a dress, or when the Birds were talking about blood on the shoes.Kiara has this kind of morbid sensibility that sometimes comes through in her sense of humour and that really shone through in this, especially the very punctuated "danke schon!" at the end after the revenge arc was finished.
>>29142581Nice, sweet voice talking about body mutilation /10
Ame's white pantsu...
>>29142589get this doxxfaggotry off my board
>>29142438Just like how the Japanese war declaration wasn't delivered before Pearl harbor. Pure coincidence.
>>29142589Soul
Ame is really proud of being able to peak up the skirt.
>Watching Ame>switch Kiara story>come back and giant Ame has no boobs anymoredafuq did I miss
>>29142469self confidence worked out for cinderelle, her sisters are evil bitches and suffered for it
>>29142589I'm impressed
>>29142600...vocaroo femanon, onegai
>>29142624She's always cute
>>29142607She wasn't joking when she said she's torilingual.
>>29142635all me
>>29142589A weapon to surpass Pekodam
>>29142581Makes me regret dropping my deutch reps.
Those pigeons were pretty fucking based
>>29142529Reminder that this is a false narrative.
>>29142474Holy BASED
>>29142633>He lacks the knowledgeYour slut literally LITERALLY lives with 7 other "men" (if you can even call manlets men) and they don't even take turns, they all stuff her at once. She's only Snow White from all the manlet cum she's glazed with.
>>29142581pretty fun, good to see her playing her strengthsI kinda wish it was live though
>>29142370I saw some fags complaining it wasn't in english at the start, but they were probably just antis.
>>29142476Mori has a pretty neutral American accent. I'd place her West coast or upper Midwest.
>>29142581Needs more proofreading and better editting but I like this idea a lot.8/10
German Anons, what are some of the most fucked up fairy tales she could read that arent too yab?
QUICK which messed-up German fairytale should the Chicken narrate next?
I can't believe Kiara gouged out the eyes of /cgl/ antis wtf
>>29141937Ah fuck, my sleep reps...
>>29142515>Have you ever tried DMT?>Jamie pull up that video of a chimp ripping off your cock
>tfw so happy and content watching GuraIs this love?
>>29142600based
>>29142680"white"
why didn't ame just make feet?
>>29142267You're joking but I'm planning on making a soundpost later
>>29142629it was cute. would watch another one
>>29142690she didn't like em
>>29142668It's at 14:88 bro
Anons, what websites are trustable for pirating? /a/fag, only ever used nyaa, but I can't get john wick on nyaa
>>29142624cuter than usual even
>>29141614She’ll never be yours
>>291426298/10, would be 10 if it was longer and/or live
>>29142591What narrative? Everyone knows they're friends IRL. It only bothers me when chicken tries too hard to push the ship and that she started doing it literally at debut.
>>29142656Nooooo you have to think of the narratives
>>29142581literally childhood nostalgia/10
>shark lists every time in PST first>for some reason members stream is in EST firstfuck I missed it
>>29142581Not a chickenfag, but it was pretty nice. Hope she does more.
>>29142469cute feet are worth marrying for
>>29142688Justice.
>>29142709your retarted arent ya
>>29142463Fuck now I'm actually mad thanks for ruining my day. I didn't even mind the podcast that much until you showed me this shit.
>>29142622It was comfy and even Mori the ice queen thawed a little. I hope for more cute german pigeon ASMR at some point, which probably WILL be audio only considering all the eye gouging.
>>29142581I hope she improves her subtitles for when she's eventually doing the interview series
>>29142668Its actually realDon't have the exact timestamp because it's a premier video, but it's at the moment Kiara typed in chat about the text fucking up
>>29142556Yes, this is what we grow up with
Glad Ame is taking matters into her own hands and will reveal everyone's underwear colors.
>>29142311/unity/, maybe, if anything. Ame and Gura have a lovely friendship, and I hope my poem reflects that. No need to be cranky.>>29142316Thanks. Been down because I couldn't think of anything, Gura's heartfelt words inspired me.>>29142344hello anontan, hope you're well and doing your reps
>>29142716Hansel and Gretel
>>29141643Pekora's first stream rewatch is cringe kino. She was on the verge of committing suicide several times.
>>29142712>wanting to hear kiara english instead of germanif they are antis or not, they are fucking faggots
>>29142429Useable when KFP jannies start getting uppity
>>29142659>ImplyingRed Riding Hood's roommate is full on trans and furry acceptance, fuck that. Ever seen her so called "grandma"?
>>29142676Yeah it's gorgeous.
>>29142581Pretty nice. Neat gimmick, would like to see more.
>>29142716Hansel and Gretel fucked me up as a child.
>>29142589
>>29142741Same. I was looking forward to it too
>usual view/like is 10%>this premiere's is 25%that'll do numbersthat'll do
>>29142715The entirety of Struwwelpeter
>>291425810/10
>>29142515>So this chimp starts eating a monkey>But why?>It just starts tearing chunks from this poor monkey's leg>But why?
>>29142741East Coast are memberchads
>>29142463fucking GO BACK FAG
>>29142581That was cute / 10
She said she'll make an upskirt statue for all the girls, with different pantsu color for each one. How based is that?
>>29142730meant for >>29142688
>>29142733rargb is pretty great for movies
>>29142079Holy BASED
>>29142715The Max and Moritz stories can be pretty bad
>>29142772kek
That fairytale shitposting is fucking ending my sides
>>29142711couple of goddamnits inbetween would have been funny live
>>29142052Newfags saw Coco and now want hololive to become Nijisanji, but with better talent and worse games. It makes sense because for every narrative you hear, you can find a Niji that fits it.
>>29142463>>29142748nigga hes RIGHT tho
>>29142603Gura always overlaps with others, this is nothing new.
>>29142688she only put it on as a joke
>>29142726Don't fucking question a genius when they get a new idea.
>>29142656Holy shit this is like a nuke to narratives.
>>29142741yeah im not sure what went wrong there. im glad someone pointed it out to me a couple days ago or i wouldve made the same mistake
>>29142786What happens if one of them is no pantsu
Its great that Gura has her own thumbnail artist now butWHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE SAME TIMESPOT AS THE INA MORI COLLAB
>Your holo oshi>Your fairytale oshi
>>29142581her voice was fucking sweet and made me feel stuff. 10/10
>>29142764Not even a KFP but her German is way better than her English
>>29142653I will always prioritize Gura.
>>29142581I could imagine falling asleep to this. I guess this is what Polkas night time story ASMR is like for the JPbros, and I like it.Chicken single-handedly rehabilitating the german language here.
>>29142476Calli is neutral/grew up on media. Her mannerisms on the other hand...
>>29142772are those blocks on the torso supposed to be tits?
>>29142748u did this to yourself, dont blame the messenger
>>29142806Not Ame
>>291425818/10.I liked it that she read it in german. Reading it in english would have been like reading Japanese Haikus in english.I also liked this versin of Cinderella.
>>29142772>YWN be talked down to by Minecraft Ame as she steps on your dick and denies you the chance to view her blocky pantsu
>>29142716Kritik der reinen Vernunft
>you will never watch any of the girls play The Wolf Among Us
>>29142778>>29142798Good picks, I was trying to decide between these
>>29142656>she's so well-spokenWow, Gura. You're not supposed to say this about rapper-Americans.
>>29142818PekoraAlice
>>2914258110/10 bet some school somewhere will use it
>>29142680>Ame>white
>>29142726Because birds be fucking snitches.
>>29142817Overlaps happen, my friend, you'll have to get used to it. The archives exist for a reason
>>29142838she just overlapped with ame today, bonehead
>>29142817Just watch both at once>>29142818>gura>little red
pics that aged badly
>>29142733When are the nips gonna make a nip John Wick
>>29142733rarbg
>>29142715All of the short stories from the book "der struwwelpeter">kids sucks on his thumbs, gets them cut off>kid doesn't want to eat his soup, starves to deaththey're all like that
http://poal.me/sfcccohttp://poal.me/sfcccohttp://poal.me/sfccco
>>29142818GuraRed Riding Cunny
>>29142052Good. Idolshit is gay
>>29142876BASED
>>29142716Hansel and gretel. No questions
>>29142715>>29142778>StruwwelpeterDefinitely this. Although some like Prinz Igel are also pretty fucked up.
>>29142657I don't hate the /u/ posting, but my poem is about their friendship.I think they genuinely get along and like each other, and it's really sweet to see. Best not muddle that with too much shitposting.
>>29142589Are the chest squares meant to represent arms or tiddies?
>>29142737Didn't Mori and Kiara imply they had the ship planned from the start? Especially since they were talking a lot before debut, and 'immortal phoenix vs reaper that kills things'
>>29142817man that thumbnail is so cute
>>29142719Power nap
>>29142869understandable jop-kun
>>29142826Well yeah, it's almost like it's her native language
Seeing all this butthurt abou Mori being on the TT podcast just made me feel even better for being a KFP CHAD, because at the end of the day, no matter how many times the chicken collab with males, she is still is and will always be a giant unapologetic carpet muncher. /u/chads win once again.
>>29142463Hopefully EN management realises that this was not a good idea. Hololive as a brand is above these fucking retards.They had planned this long ago, so probably just seeing what makes sense. And none of this fucking made any sense.
>>29142709>doesn't even mention the hunter stalker accidentDo snowfags really?
>>29142857sh-shut up!
>>29142876holy shit
>>29142876
>>29142680>Implying it wasn't originally pink that was bleached by acidic build up>>29142881We were foolish then
Hey /hlgg/ I took my pills after the podcast
>>29142876i dont like kiara but fucking hell KFP jannies are based
>>291427331337x and rarbg are my go to for non-anime stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz83EADzLVIThis song starts playing in your kitchen.What do you do?
>Huahaha>Heya guys.>Uuh, I've decided to relocate Atlantis again. Sorry about that.>The new location will be beneath Am-E's statue.
>>29142876This bitch got all that shit handed to her on a silver platter i hope she graduates
When will amelia tell us Jack and Jill in early modern english where Jill gets the shit beaten out of her for letting Jack crack his skull open?
>>29142876Jesus fucking christ lmfao
>>29142876kek
>>29142876Fucking kek
>>29142844WHAT THE FUCK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN I THOUGH GLASS HIM MEANT LIKE GIVE HIM A DRINK OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK
>>29142817*ahem*>CONSTANTLY selfishly overlaps with her holoEN co-workers who unlike her actively avoid doing thisJ-JUST A JOKE!>doesn't bother addressing JP holos with honorificsJ-JUST A JOKE!>barely tweets out to them, only belated after noticing every other holoEN already did soJ-JUST A JOKE!>literally says "Who?" when Towa is namedJ-JUST A JOKE!>no effort to do JP collabs, doesn't form connections with them during mass collabsJ-JUST A JOKE!>refuses to thank people for 1m subs, doesn't hold a celebration at allJ-JUST A JOKE!>selfishly has only herself on the twitter banner instead of the group of 5 like EVERY OTHER holoENJ-JUST A JOKE!
>>29142476Mori's Texan? How come she isn't into REAL Texas rap then?
http://poal.me/l8wc31http://poal.me/l8wc31http://poal.me/l8wc31
>>29142818SuiseiAlice
>>29142876Fantastic
>>29142716Demokratie. Der Gott, der keiner ist.
>>29142876Stepsister hands made this ad.
>>29142881yeah, a shame takamori didn't work out
>>29142463I mean, he’s largely right. I hate that he kind of grouped all of us together but that tends to happen when you speak off the cuff like he is there.The idol culture points are right, it’s crazy with how it can get and needs to be improved but that’s a much bigger issue than just hololive. The immersion thing is similar and unique to vtubers but that happens any time someone plays a character to any degree. It’s annoying but some people just like to pretend and get annoyed, not much to be done.He’s totally right on the point of people not respecting the person behind the vtuber. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, people need to accept every one of the talent will graduate someday. They all have their lives and goals that will likely take them past hololive, especially for those who are involved in fields beyond just gaming. I’ve been on the internet long enough to see the rise and fall of many personalities for reason ranging from the incredibly sad to the incredibly happy. It’s easy for us as fans, and fans of anything, to say it’s important they be happy but that happiness may mean exiting the public eye or at least exiting vtubing. If you respect the person, respect the fact that this isn’t forever. Enjoy it and be happy for them and if possible continue to support them.Edit: not going to change it because I don’t like to act like I didn’t make a mistake but I didn’t catch at the start he said some fans so didn’t lump us all together. So yea, pretty much agree. Like every fanbase, we have some really bad elements. Some we can work to fix, some are way bigger than vtubers.
>>29142869what extension
>>29142922why do you even care
>>29142581all the fags who hear an actual German girl speak German and act flabbergasted how nice it sounds make me baka desu, that postwar propoganda needs to die...German's a fucking sexy language coming out of a woman's mouth if you've ever heard it in person before, I had the pleasure of going on a field trip with a gaggle of German hotties to an amusement park in high school, my boner from that day still hasn't gone down
>>29142836Yes
>>29142463The way he talks about the person behind the character shows that he doesn't understand the appeal of virtual idols at all. Ideally you don't even think about the person behind the live2d and enjoy the fantasy, but he seems to think they should be just like normal e-celebs. He also thinks that fans should just shut up when the person their supporting does something they hate, which is completely bizarre. The vtuber lives off donations, you piss off the fans enough and you'll tank your income. Dude's a self proclaimed expert in a field he knows nothing about.
>friday the 13th>it's actually one of the best nights for holoEN in a whileBased
>>29142664My shitty 'net and I thank you.
>>29142881Biped collab was literally the beginning of a new era
>>29142463Don't care about this guy, but isn't he mostly right? Idolshit in general is peak parasocial, it's unhealthy as shit for all parties involved and it should be buried in a shallow grave. The only real critique of this podcast collab is the podcast fucking sucks, getting better taste Calli.
>>29142881Ina...
>>29142709SNOW WHITE MORE LIKE SNOW WHITE WITH MANLET CUM.
>>29142876got em again
>>29142876I'm fucking dead, based as fuck
>>29142904yes
>>29142876TIME FOR A NEW AD BABY
Anyone got a rip of Ame's Shrek watchvalongs?
>>29142922based pill-taker
>>29142876Lel
>>29142741I'm not even trying to be mean but I don't know why you wouldn't check like 10 times every day to make sure.
>>29142844Kiara is definitely ESL enough to misunderstand glass him
>>29141735ROCK THE COCK!
>>29142234Looks like Ame is wearing a Ska-irt.
>>29142941woolie its fuckign obvious wtf "glass him" means
>>29142463This guy flat out stated he knows nothing about Hololive. He can fuck off with his opinion.
you just know with subaru's nasty ass voice she must be ugly as shit irl.
>>29142844I only played the Walking Dead series but I think TellTale games' stories are mediocre. The story was too bland and the choices barely matter. I felt like I wasted my time when I finished it.
>>29142869same
>>29142954Nice repost. Have a (You).
>>29142581I loved it. Never actually read the Grimm version of so it caught me off guard, and Kiara's german voice was really nice, especially her bird voice.
>>29141683Why the fuck does this loser have girls in his chat? Ame wasn't even a fluke, he's just drowning in pussy all the time. He's the furthest thing from a chad, I don't understand it.
>>29142716Der Zauberberg
>>29142876a stepsister made this post.go back
>>29142876I heard she didn't even care about being a princess until a friend told her about it
It's like entering Jurassic Park for the first time...
>>29142463He's not wrong. At least he understands how it works.
>>29142922I don't really know what this is about since I don't listen to podcasts but that's pretty cool, anon.
>>29142857>he lacks the critical information
>>29141882That's cute
It's a shame there wasn't much discussion of the Kiara premiere on 5ch, apart from people thinking it was cute. The /hlgg/ related discussion coming from them right now are shitting on Mito since she's about to be passed by Mori, and shitting on Coco for being dumb enough to schedule an English song singing stream at the same time as Gura Outlast and Mori/Ina Lethal League.
>>29141613Why did she add the boing boings?
>>29142876FUCKING BASED
>>29142818inaalice in wonderland
>>29142463>There's a person behind the VtuberYes but the focus is the Vtuber no? Otherwise why are they an anime girl and not just themselves?
>>29142876I'm laughing out loud right now.
>>29142876Holy fucking shit
>>29142927TASUKETE NEKONOMICOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>29142876/hlgg/ continues to have the most based OC
>>29142927I use the skills of /ck/ to make the worst meal possible
>>29142838She literally overlapped with Ame a few hours agoNot even her best friend is safe from her selfish numbermogging
>>29141838>podcast>not the shitty rap song
>>29142763Gura mentioned the idea of watching their debuts as a group in a year. THAT would be incredible.
>>29142955google translate
>>29142933ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>29142947Capcom...the action game permissions....Konami...the MGS permissions...Fromsoft...the souls permissions....
http://poal.me/d6hj0whttp://poal.me/d6hj0whttp://poal.me/d6hj0w
>>29141983It isn't the fact that they're men, it's the fact that they're soulless anitubers, and that this sets a bad precedent for future non-vtuber collabs with Hololive. Also fuck TheAnimeMan I hate him.
>>29142947They need a mix, but a focus on non shit games that the western audience and they themselves are inclined to like would be best
>ame ignoring poll results againbased?
>>29143010she's flipping us off
>>29142463For the first time in a long time I feel homicidal anger
>>29142943ˢʰᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵏ
>>29142876WHY ARE ELSA FAGS LIKE THIS?
>>29142463I really wasn't a fan of how flippant he was during the podcast, but hes 100% right in everything he says here. Idolfags are a fucking cancer and should collectively kill themselves
>>29143005its called camera angles and voice
>>29142817>constant dead hours all throughout the week>EN still finds a way to overlap with only 5 membersAll of them need to do some scheduling reps, seriously.
>>29143005Parasocial relationships like with Ame
>>29142996One day all 5 girls will be there with different colored pantsu.
>>29142943Why are deadbraps like this?
>>29142996looks kinda obscene...
>>29142463Dude isn't wrong tho. It's just everyone needs to remember the bad apples don't define the whole three (and that the three should do its best to ridicule, humilliate and distance itself from said apples)Also nothing lasts forever I guess. Kind of a basic lesson but one everyone kinda forgets when they get confy
>>29142463THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY OKAY WITH DOXXPOSTING AND SHIT. PROBABLY NEXT THING HE WILL TELL THEM TO DO IS A FACE REVEAL YEAH? DON'T SEPERATE THE REAL PERSON BEHIND THE FUCKING AVATAR. FUCK OFF.
>>29142876This is true.
>>29142581Cute/10, I hope she does more
>>29143005being a chad is about being popular/likeable, not about being rich or handsomepeople are social animals
>>29142881how the turntables...
>>29141762did ame color this/add clothes herself or did a fan finish it for her?
>>29142876>ad-anon is a chickenfagBASED
>Ame is only going to save superchats from special streams like collabs for Sundays, will do the rest normallyIs that what I heard? I zoned out for a bit. I remember suggesting that in a thread a few days back, that's pretty much the perfect model to ensure Sunday streams don't drag for 6 hours.
When I saw that she was using her Live2D for it, I was expecting her expressions to change to match the story beats.But the dissonance between her calm and subdued reading voice, her soft expression, and the morbidity of a lot of the lines she was reading made it way more funny and amusing to me than what I was expecting as a "bedtime story."That last "Dankeschon~" had me laffin' mate.
>>29142656I HATE GURAShe's such a fucking liar, she always thinks of herself and maybe Ame only, she didn't watch my bois podcast she didn't even talk about the best momments, she even has the gall to admit she "needs to watch the rest of it" implying she watched any of it to begin with, just go back to drinking you midget I fucking hate Gura
Got my daily dose of Ame Outro Sounds now my day is complete.
>>29143080Gura with nopan
>>29142927Scramble for my meds
>>29142581I can't get enough of her german speaking voice/10
>>29142818AmeAlice
>>29143057>soullessI've watched the podcast before, they seme like nice guys. I dont get the problem if vtubers wanna collab with whoever
>>29142741Are you frustrated?
>>29142966Idolfaggotry is the last barrier between vtubers and ethots. There really seems to be a push to completely abolish it which would allow things to become much, much worse. This podcast should have never happen in the first place to prevent this push.
>>29142996It looks like the "a winner is you" image
>>29143042I think Ame might jump off roof.
>>29142463>Video stops playing if I focus away from the page>Keeps taking me somewhere else if I click anywhere except the middle of the pageGod I fucking HATE Reddit's stupid ass layout. How the fuck does anyone use this site?
>>29142933nyo ho ho hoh
>>29142079>>29142431????????????
>>29142818Ina/GuraAlice
>in 2 hours>schedule says 4 hours>haachama says 5 hoursthese fucking retards
>>29142881>>29142967>>29143024Can anyone save her?Nene doesn't even talk about her anymore...
>ame two hours ahead of her schedule againHow does she do this?
>>29141807What the fuck, I missed this member only stream...I shouldn't rely too much on the teamup calendar, I guess.
How did the Mori podcast went?
>>29142954>I hate that he kind of grouped all of us together but that tends to happen when you speak off the cuff like he is there.I think it's just a convenience thing. saying "hololive fans" is way less bothersome than having to say "a small minority of harcore hololive idol fans" the whole time.
>>29142600kek
>>29142631It has sexual symbolism
>>29143097A fan finished itmakes it even funnier
Bird es basado
>>29142857kek
>>29143009kek
>>29142581Based and dovepilled/10
>>29142933sha~ha~hark~
>>29141742 go away fash rere
Do you think Kiara's German story video would be better if there were pictures? Not like a full detailed animation, but basic silhouette drawings that show what is happening and gives the vibe of an old story book
>>29142905It is planned, which is just another part of why I don't like it. It's manufactured, a bit they play based on their real friendship that makes it feel unnatural.
>>29142581I'll post my verdict in a bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAKdblGa_Bk
>>29143068100 % agreehe was generalizing a bit but idol culture is stupid as fuck
Fairly rare Ame messes up the salute salute.
>>29143010
sickhttps://twitter.com/DuDuLtv/status/1327300497548644354
>>29142786>She said she'll make an upskirt statue for all the girls, with different pantsu color for each one. How based is that?Amazing Idea10/10
AmexHaachama is in 5 hours, not 2, right?
Rewatching the podcast for the 3rd time now only reading chat comments, it's great
>>29142876An ad on /jp/: $800BTFOing antis: Priceless
>>29142581It was okay but I want her to read Alice
>>29142876This is one of the posts that makes all the shit in these threads worth it
>>29141983>Why do people care if a hololive member talks to a man?Get it through your skull already it's not about collabing with man you dumb redditor go back to farming upvote in your sjw hugh box.
>>29142881>>29143135Hey, don't worry Ina, you can still pair off with Iofi. Pfft.
>>29142876cinderellafags seething at this
>>29143005from the sound of things he was a shitty disinterested bf anyways so I wouldn't think about it too much
Today was the beginning of the end. Thanks, EN.
>>29143132I want to these two dumb bimbos.
>>29143138Boring as fuck nothingburger that didn't tell us anything new
>>29142876baaaaaaaaaased
what's the difference between sugoi and sasuga?
>>29143103This is the worst falseflag I have seen in a while, and there are some real retards here
>>29141613>>29141762my oshi can't be THIS talented
>>29142463>duuur idol fansYou wouldnt even be talking to one and trying chase a bit of their clout if it was for idolfags putting her on a pedestal
>>29142996>>29143010reminds me of this
>>29143072this type of thing makes it all so tiresome
>>29143161Yes, but that's too much work though.
>>29142656>I love Calliwhat did Gura mean by this?
ame should upload that 7 hour minecraft off-day
>>29142959desu I already know how good German sounds from listening to covers of OPs & EDs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYzB3Qa9DE
>>29143189sugoi is like a wow that’s amazingsasuga is like a WOAH THATS AWESOME
>>29142996It actually looks better from far away
>>29142246>>29142181Yeah, I really fucked up this time. And since I'm not membered to Gura I couldn't see the stream reservation either. Sorry for anyone who missed the stream.
>>29142996Terence.jpg
>>29143120That ship sailed the day HololiveEN launched. The future is a hybrid between the Hololive of yesteryear and twitch. It will grow to be more popular and financially successful, but will have less of the magic that brought its initial success.
>>29141683Honestly the dude seems like kind of a prick. I hope he's seething over Ame's sucess as he continues to stream for 12 viewers.
>>29142927I can cook on her level, I've been in the /ck/ dinotendies threads
>>29142996What does the "T" stand for?
>>29142581Giv more german stories/10
>>29142469dont be a cunt, dont be a liar
>>29143138I don't think a lot of people here watched it.
>>29142149I like ina but not enough for this, I'll make it up to her with an aka later
>>29142959>my boner from that day still hasn't gone downI have no idea how old you are, but if your erection persists for over a year then you really should see a doctor.
>>29142881Ina has AO-chan, or uglybastard-san
>>29143172>Rewatching the podcast for the 3rd time
>>29143101Starting next week. This week will be a 6 hour monster stream.
>>29143207I'd watch it
I'm happy that my oishi is a die hard idolfag and won't associate with faggy westerners
>>29143141>>29143149>>29143151kek
>>29143101Yes except for this week where she will do a special super chat sunday and do all of them.
>>29142876I feel like I'm going to see variations on this meme years from now and still laugh
>>29141802Selective Rammstein and Hitler speeches
>>29143161She may add something like this if she keeps doing fairy tales.
>>29143189"wow" vs "nice"
>>29142853>>29142948>>29143028>>29143117>>29143129
Ina Lovecraft reading when
>>29143170>we now have 3 listed times for the collablmao
>>29142463He has a point be he's a normie faggot
>>29142818AmeVasilisa
>>29143103I HATE CINDERELLAShe's such a fucking liar, she always thinks of herself and maybe Snow White only, she didn't watch my gurl's Elsa's movie, she didn't even talk about the best momments, she even has the gall to admit she "needs to watch the rest of it" implying she watched any of it to begin with, just go back to cleaning you maidI fucking hate Cinderella
>>29142581Honest 9/10 because of the small issues with cutting and editing.
>>29143135Gen 2
Noel is saying something about Kiara but I missed it.
>>29142922I thought the podcast was fine(boring) and Mori joining it isn't a Yab at all. I still think they actually have Trash Taste though.
>>29143057But that precedent has already been set a million times over, schizo.>bu-but not in EN!!!meds
>>29143068Idol culture is the only reason Hololive is even here. This would just be /vyt/ or the nijisanji thread otherwise.
>>29142876AHAHAHAHA CINDERFAGS BTFO
>>29143165o6
>>29143103
>>29141683He dumped her and then tried to crawl back when she joined HL.
>>29142881What was the precise moment Gura stole Ame from Ina?
it feels like coco's breasts continue to grow
>>29143030imo the vtuber avatar is for their sake, not mine. If that's what makes them comfortable with streaming and gives them visibility, then excellent.As long as the content is good, the rest is just details.
>>29143166DUN DUUUN, DUN DUUUUUN
>>29143217what the fuck this guy is unironically a prick
>>29142818Amelia/GuraAlice
>>29143138it was pretty good, even if she was kinda nervious at first
>>29143127Probably extensions the same way you need them to make this site functional.
>>29143244You know damn well why she can't.
>>29143206Big sis Calli, little sis Gura.
>>29143180>Breaking up with a girl the same month her grandma diesHow does one master being the definition of a douchebag?
>>29142844Didn't the company behind those games went bankrupt and closed down, thus making their games technically permission free?
>>29143161i was hoping there would be a short hololive parody animation to go along with it, but getting to her chicken german was worth it
>>29143103https://streamable.com/n15clz
>Ame said the Haachama collab is in 2 hours>Schedule says 1am EST which is in 4 hours>Haachama’s stream says 2am ESTWhich is it?
>>29142463He's 100% right
>>29143217This is borderline stalking and I say that as a doxfag myself
towa baby
>>29142876Based, Belle is a chad's choice.
>>29142463Idolfags are cancer but so is his shitty lazy podcast. I can't believe he can't rationalize a single reason that someone would be opposed to a "Japanese corporate streamer" interacting with "dude dick shit jokes and tangentially weeb related things".
>>29142966We fucking laugh idolfags out of this thread all the time. I don't see the issue.
>>29143242cuny
>>29143217holy shit Ame's been through a lot
>>29143166This deserves more (you)s
KIGGY RIGGY :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>29142876Absolutely based.
>>29143161>Do you think Kiara's German story video would be better if there were pictures? Not like a full detailed animation, but basic silhouette drawings that show what is happening and gives the vibe of an old story bookSure.If she announces it early on Twitter, artists can send in there own submissions
>>29143213Don't be too hard on yourself my dude, you're doing God's work... literally, this shit should be done officially. I don't know how the other thread manages without something like this and 45~42 vtubers.
>>29143264that really aint true at allthey can still keep their style without having to worry about rabid tards attacking them autistically if they slip up once or if they are within 5 miles of a penis
>>29143242
>>29143120the mental gymnastics idolfags will go through to justify idolfaggotry astounds me
>>29142996Double peace sign fanart anyone?
>>29142463He's right though. He doesn't mean think about the person behind as in literally think about the roomate, he means remember they are fucking human and not anime characters.
>>29143140isn't it better to simply say "SOME hololive fans" then
>>29142876Belle is literally a furryMulan is literally a trannyElsa is literally a snowflakeFAIRYLIVE WAS A MISTAKE. The West needs to stop trying to copy Japanese culture, it's just cringe as fuck.
>>29143269
>>29143272Their first collab.
>>29143282Reminder that this faggot tried crawling back when she lapped him 10 fold in subs and revenue in a month
>>29142844
>>29143264It’s also why someone graduates every month
>>29143273Are they actually getting bigger? I don't remember them being that big before
>>29143301she has brain damage pls undastadt
>>29142463He admittedly doesn't know anything about hololive, he can go suck a dickAnd his argument could be turned to defend roomateposting
>>29143220Amelia Twatson
>>29143245I mean she sounded like she thought that time was running out, but her schedule says 1am EST, and Haachama has a stream slot on YT for 2am EST.
>>29143189sugoi is like "awesome" or "terrific" in that it originally meant awe or fear-inspiring, sasuga means "as expected" and is closer to "impressive" especially when referring to a person
'ate Idolfaggotry'ate anitubers'ate /vpol/luv da girlssimple as
>>29142997I haven't played Wolf in a long time, but I remember it being kinda cool because of the detective stuff going on.The choices didn't matter at all, but it was kay since it was more like a point 'n click adventure than anything else.
>hololive vtuber idol project>FUCK IDOLFAGS?????????????
>>29143342JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>29143282Yeah dude is a major piece of shit. I'm glad she's away from him now.
>>29142210I miss the member streams because I'm working then.
>>29143273Ever expanding tits
>>29143310Twat...
>oishi this>oishi thatWhy do you fucks keep saying they are delicious?
>>29143310What's with HoloJP and infant play?
>>29142996>>29143010Actually ok for how fast she build it, but get's obviously fucking mogged by the huge JP statues.
>>29143249>Mermaid hands typed this postStop trying to incite wars between Cinderella and Elsa you fishfucker.
>>29143342YO WHADDUP IT'S YA BOI CALLIOPE "PINOT-CHET" MORI
>>29143220Time-traveller. You know, in case she forgets.
>>29142818KiaraAlice
>>29143090Please double your med dosage or kill yourself, whatever works
How's the quality on the Mega version of the karaoke stream?
>>29143370Anitubers are fineexcept hero hei he can go die and piss cum shit fart dilate cope seethe kill himself
What story should Kiara read out next?
I wonder what percentage of Kiara fans are German
>>29143120I think it should just be left up to the Holo. Fubuki and Matsuri have collabed plenty of times with Homostars because they don't want to cater to the most pathetic parts of the fandom, but others like Rushia are fine with milking the squealing piggies. Calli definitely isn't interested in being an idol, so I don't mind if she collabs with dudes, just so long as it doesn't suck like that podcast did.
>>29143059We're all just pieces in her 5D chess game.
>>29143344What's the source on this?
>>29141904This but unironically
Guys is Outlast: Whistle Blower actually good or are we getting Rebirthed?
>>29143370>'ate anitubersnice job trying to fit that in incel
>>29142805Fuck off
>>29143340100%, luckily we have almost daily opportunities to better our image since we hit r/all pretty often, and the interactions with outsiders are getting better.
>>29143373>Hololive>IdolsChoose 1
>>29143118Aight, I may have exaggerated on the soulless part, but it is known that Gigguk (though this isn't me personally, I enjoy his content well enough) and TheAnimeMan make some really obnoxiously snobby content, I know literally nothing about CDawg or whatever his name is though. To summarize my personal issue with it, it's just unnatural. Virtual Characters interacting with regular old Vtubers just feels wrong, and I think that that's the same case with the other people complaining about the podcast. It feels wrong. If you're asking me if it's idolfaggotry, no, I don't rightly give a shit if Mori reveals she sucked one of her collab partners dicks or whatever, that's her fucking business and I don't watch her for the girlfriend experience to begin with because that's delusional. But seeing her collab with someone like TheAnimeMan, it just pisses me off in a way I can't really describe. I just don't want to see it, and it looks like a lot of other people don't want to see it either.But take that with a grain of salt, the fact that I'm writing this up means I'm putting way too much thought into this bullshit and I'm letting myself take out all my frustrations on something that's really nothing to begin with.tl;dr: I think TheAnimeMan sucks, Mori should never collab with him ever again.
>>29142469Feet
>>29143301I'm inclined to believe Haachama because Haachama's morning stream is always at that timeBut if I go sleep now only to miss the first hour of it I will be mad as fuck
>>29142876>mulani guess someone hasn't seen the live action movie
>>29143245>>29143365And like there are two other EN streams starting at 10pm EST.Watson what the fuck
>>29143342LMAO
>>29143220It stands for hope
>>29143063but why?
>>29143318That's part of what makes her special. Now that you know, cherish her.
>>29143342EL CHILENO BASADO
>>29142463Idol culture is inherently Japanese. Just because they speak english now doesn't remove them from that standard.Removing them from that standard would just give you Pokimane or Project Melody, and if that's what you prefer go for it, but it simply isn't Hololive.It's as simple as it's ever been for everything. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Fuck off with this" Do better" faggotry.
>>29142463all these deadweights saying he's right when he's saying Mori = k****n really fits with all Mori doxxpostingWhich also fits with Mori not really caring about virtual youtubers/hololive in general.At least they're consistent.
>>29143390They want to revert to simpler time before they had to deal with Work, society, and taxes.
>>29143273I love big milkers, but Coco's never do it for me. They don't look normal at all and they look like they are wrapped in some kind of bra diaper. It's just an ugly model.
>>29143398
>>29143408Hänsel und Gretel
>>29143386Gura's cunny
>>29142463Reminder that anti-idolfags are literal redditors and anituber fans.
>>29142876How do they feel about Rey?
>>29142587Based Victorian anon.
>>29143435>Regular old VtubersI meant Youtubers, fucking kill me for fucks sake.
>>29143217I'm not sure if I should feel sadder for Ame or for the tards who are stalking this dude
>>29143425She's going to censor all the good parts
>>29142463>openly saying doxposting is cool>the hololive reddit and most posters here agree with himIf people don't care about the virtual youtuber why don't they just go watch the 1000 3d people on twitch then? How is everyone agreeing with this guy?
>>29143373Many of these girls’ dreams was to be idols and the “fuck idolfags” crowd wants to take that away from them.
>>29143424go back
guys i think im gosling for kiara. that german was too much for me to handle im sorry for stooping this low
>>29143217that's because he is, let's just say that Ame was in a pretty dark place at the time
>>29143118>they seme like nice guysThey're Australian anime "fans." I does not get worse than that.
>>29143431That doesn't have much to do with us as a community. The moment a couple bad apple's show up no matter what community you are part of you get labelled now a days by people. It wasn't even conner who brought up the point that r/hololive hates him(which isn't even remotely true). It's one of his viewers generalizing us as a single entity.I personally have a distaste for Joey but i still watch their podcast since the annoyances i have about him don't really show up in the podcast.
>>29143373They're too ashamed to admit they like idols. Idols and "idol culture" is ''toxic''.
>>29142463The absolute fucking bullshit here is that the cunt is just salty because people hate them.Blaming this just on idolfaggotry is massive cope from him.
>>29143480Have sex
>>29143370we support anitubers here
So apparently Whistleblower has a bit with a dude's dick being out. Do you think Gura will catch it and censor and how long would it have to be censored for?
>>29143386>Gucci this>Gucci thatWhy do you fucks keep quoting Young Nigga?
>>29143406cute as fuck
>>29143450Not what he said at all, take your meds and maybe the voices wont distract you when you listen to it again
>>29143293Not just her grandma, her will to live. Taking care of her grandma was what she saw as her purpose in life and she lost that.
>>29143405>Anitubers are fineFuck off.
>>29143425expect something similar to the base game, but shorter
>>29143454Yeah Coco's body is too exaggerated for me personally. Her hip movements are legit though.
>>29143474What will she need to censor?
>>29141683>29143217Every fucking time you faggots bring up her past life, the doxxfags come back. All teamates know the facts, and will continue to support her at this point. There's no need to spend time trying to "debunk" this shit to the same 7 dedicated schizos who aren't gonna change their mind.
>>29143182Ame is for half-platonic wholesome relationships and Haachama is for doting on little sister play and headpats.
>>29143352coco's tits are getting bigger BANG BANG BANG pull my dragon trigger
>>29143373>it's fine applying for Hololive to shill their music, it's an idol company!>fuck idolfagsI really don't get it
>>29143373I don't know man. Idolfags getting Aloe graduated really soured everyone else's opinion of them. She and Gen 5 didn't deserve that.
>>29143493(you)
the YMCA cover was way too cute
>idolfags bad, idolfags bad, idolfags badHey, did you know Nijisanji exists and has 0 idolfaggotry whatsoever? Why don't you watch them instead of trying to change Hololive? It should be easy to find a Niji you like, there are only a billion of them.
>>29143341Kaguya is overrated and her singing can't compare to Cinderella's.
>>29143478He never said that and you don't understand what he said at all
Coco...
>>29143213No worries; mistakes happen. The teamup's still way better than keeping tabs on their schedules manually. Bless you for keeping it maintained.Just started to follow it so I can keep tabs on unarchived public streams myself.
>>29143341oh yeah because kaguya hime was such a saint
>>29143481Kiara became my 2nd fav after Ame so I'm right there with you man, she's cute
>>29143449Yeah, but HololiveEN is already like that for all the girls. What are you even yapping about?
>>29143438>live action movie
>>29143520Aloe didn't deserve to be in gen 5
>>29143495>weevery time
>>29143138>2 of the hosts thought that doujin=pornLiterally no point in watching it. Waste of time if you already know your shit, but schizos will try to tell you otherwise. Wish it was earlier, Mori's last streams felt like the calm before the storm, would have been better (for the threads) if we just got it over with so we could have our date without the looming shadow over the thread, only for the shadow to be a rrat.
>>29143406love this guy
>>29143525Sadly nobody wanted to watch NijiEN because they're pajeets
>>29143525There's a balance between idolfags and watching those whores
>>29143508penis
>>29143161yeah I think it's less awkward than having the face rig standing there narrating next to a board of text
Is the Mori podcast worth a watch?
what's the naive rrat
>>29143495Go back
>>29143514
>>29142600i thought this was a rap and tried to read it with flow several times before giving up.
>>29143118>they seme like nice guysHonestly I felt they were a lot more interested in talking about themselves than talking with or hearing from their guest. Maybe that was because its hard to not talk over a imagined presence and a voice, but it got seriously obnoxious.
>>29143498Gura's chat have a ton of concernfagging legit pedos who want to groom her as a daughter-wife which includes protecting her from everything like that until they can stick their own penises in her.
>>29143520Nijifags got Aloe graduated, why do you guys try and speak with authority on shit you know nothing about?
>>29143485Pretty sure Joey is the only Australian of the three. Gigguk is from England last I heard and I have no idea where CDawg is from.
>>29143373They are idol project in the same sense as DPRK is democratic.
>>29143531the Cocock is the largest when she's singingshe don't give a fuck
>>29142463He's got a nice voice, hope he applies for holostars EN
>>29142991No it isn't you fucktard.
>>29143307>>29143318>>29143282Stop replying to dox you absolute fucking retards
kiaras story was too short. i need more please.
>>29142463What infuriates me the most is the little reddit faggots in the replies sticking their noses up in the air and saying shit like they totally agree with it, I've always treated the anime girls as real human beings! I'm special like you, Mr. Eceleb!
>>29143189from what i get from anime sasuga is for a person, you wouldn't say "sasuga what a view"
>>29143478Because the people who agree with him here and on reddit are the same. We are flooded with retarded newfags.
>Ame's schedule says Minecraft collab at 1am EST>Haachama stream scheduled for 2amSo which of them is the retard
>>29143520Aloe was a victim of Nijifags not Idolchads
>>29143531>Coco probably singing the same 10 songs againYay, I'm so excited about that...
Alice... The CEO of Drugs...
>>29143161Yes, but baby steps. The video was extremely charming but you can tell she still needs to level up her editing skills.She said it took her hours to do the subtitles, add images on top of that and it'd take even longer.
>>29143554>>2 of the hosts thought that doujin=pornIsn't it an anime podcast? How are they that ignorant?
>>29143531Please include Aki thank you
>>29143373I'd say that they had better watch Niji over Holos, wanna watch comedians right?
>>29143520The only people that got Aloe graduated are Nijiniggers taking advantage of the situation. That you think it was idolfags just shows the psyop worked.
>>29143559Is it on youtube and monetized? If so she could get away with it.
>>29143572Based, Gura is a great daughterwife
>>29142748what?
>>29143273how does youtube not freak at this
>>29143342MY FUCKING SIDES
>>29143601Mixture of both?
>>29143557And working with cringy Anitubers is on the wrong side of it.
>>29143531we literally have 5 members with two of them living on the opposite side of the world how does this shit keep happening.
>>29143601Yes.
>>29143571newfagchama...
>>29142943Did she even congratulate FBK and Korone?
>>29143562I don't even know what he's trying to say. Did this get put through google translate or something? kek.
>>29143562def a jap who used deepl and really wants gura to live in japan
>>29143572Based
>>29143435other normie shit i watch like chris broad dogen interact with him way too much i kinda get your feel
>>29143334Nice reddit spacing and missrepresentation, cunt. Hololive was started thanks to idol culture and is still floated by gachikoi.>>29143347Only four Holo's have ever graduated (not counting CN). Two of those for contract breaches, not idolfagging.
>>29142121Das Aschenputtel.Neutral Genus
>>29143373don't worry, schizos will explain their nonsensical reasoning to you
>>29143373They are alternative idols at best
>>29142818Polka.Ariel.
>>29143541They've still kept things nice and up to "holo" standards outside of the podcast. It's fucking cancer. Fuck off to Melody and Nyanners for that shit.
>>29143577The two on the right talked about living in Australia, I don't particularly care what kind of mystery meat SEAnigger they really are.
>>29143478>most posters here agree with himFuck off retard. Idolfagging like you expect the girl to be your waifu is shit. Worshiping the girl like a cuckold with no standards is also shit. Doxxing them is also shit. Connor is literally a 50 IQ brainlet with no knowledge on anything and his opinions should not be regarded as anything more than a normalfag in the process of osmosis.
>>29143481I'm just glad she came around to the idea of speaking german in the first place after initially being so reluctant to do it.
>>29143621I saw the threads and comments. You guys will do anything to justify harming someone. Keep that shit to JP.
>>29143310toddler...
>>29143561It depends, are you deadbeat or not?If you're not you get some nice lore on what Mori's thoughts about her current situation was a month agoIf you are, she basically talks about stuff you've already heard her talk about on her own stream
>>29143608>How are they that ignorant?ironic weebs
>>29143579"We run an idol group similar to AKB48"t. YAGOO????
>>29143611oh no... both of my oshi streaming againand I like Coco's utas too...fuuuuuuuuck
Should I even bother trying to write up a huge explanation of why idol culture is an ideal for hololive, and why the virtual youtuber is in front of the roomate? It would be many pages.Do you think anyone here can listen to reason, or are they just rooted in their beliefs that came straight from the west? I'll write it up if people can even be the tiniest bit open to realize why they are wrong.
>>29143644Are they black or heavily spray tanned?
I've noticed that Amelia streams so much we don't even rate her streams anymore
>>29143329This is the official one https://schedule.hololive.tv/Though it's not as useful as the teamup since it doesn't adjust for timezones or list anything not already pre-scheduled on Youtube.
Kiara should have thrown in a "Disconnected from Server" message in the video just as a funny joke
>>29143310toaw... baby...
>>29143541It's really not. Watch any of the other "big" english vtubers and their content is very different from Hololive.
>>29143562>english conversation instructor in Tokyowho...?
>>29143676Guess I'll pass on it then, thanks.
>>29142818inajasmine
>according to Mori all of the holoEN girls literally just met when they joined hololive
>>29143435agreed but is there anywhere else we can take this conversation, like maybe a thread about trash tast on /a/ it's shitting up the thread and it's hard to find the comment about it mixed with everything else.
>>29142818GuraGretel
>>29143672>I saw the threads and comments.Obviously you didn't because you don't know what you are talking about
There has been a lot of shit go on today and I just want to say:I'm glad that Amelia somehow was blessed with the chance to be in hololive. She absolutely loves streaming and very much enjoys something that she put her heart into soul into. Not only does she now have a stable job and stable income, she found something that seemed to have been missing greatly from her life: A Family. Amelia seems insanely closed to all of EN and has somehow managed to become the leader of a rag tag group of misfits. She's a humble, hard worker and she is doing her best. Her fans have been through a lot and know a lot about her past but through thick and thin they hold tight. Ame is a blessing and I'm sure as fuck happy that she is happy.
Can someone explain why Ina hasn't shilled the podcast yet?
>>29143601Ame just said it was in two hours and gets her schedule wrong all the time, so I'm guessing it's her fault.
anyone got gura's full setlist from today?
>>29143690People who are autistic about muh idolfags won't listen to reasonYou're fighting a wall anon, don't even bother
Don't worry guys, they're not an idol company. They just hold idol concerts, sell idol merchandise, organize virtual idol meet & greet sessions and advertise themselves as a virtual idol company ironically.
>>29142536/u/fags take everything seriously, anon, if they didn't then people wouldn't mock them as often as they do.
>>29143657cope
>>29143690tourists won't get it
>>29143690Don't try it, people let their emotions guide them too much here
>>29143557Idolfags are what prevent Hololive from becoming the same as those whores.
>>29143680Lies drip from his mouth like shit from my arse.
>>29143680Why would I believe the words of Yagoo?
>>29143716You're not fooling me mr nigger dindunuffin
>>29143608They don't care about anime. They're subculture bitches.
>>29143435From what I've seen of Gigguk he seems like a pretty basic anituber and that's about it. Nothing particularly interesting but snobby definitely isn't a word I'd use for his content especially compared to most anitubers out there.
>>29143562kek, they sound almost as delusional as the the flips, californians and texans who are/were convinced gura is one of them. why does she have that effect on people.
>>29143710Do you really think Miss Opsec is going to spill the beans about past affiliations if they exist.
>>29143485Gigguk's a thai who was either born in or grew in england, the white guy's welsh, and the other ones half nip half aussie.
>>29143690sorry anon, most of us from the west arent born with this idol culture in mind, so its hard to adapt
>>29143717
>>29143690do it and post it to reddit you fag
>>29143710Just shows you how much effort Mori has put into getting to know her genmates.
So has Gura made a comment about her Minecraft stream that was supposed to happen or no?
>>29143722the girl from ipanemaall starstay with mebubblyparadisecan't help falling in love24-hour cinderellajudgementtonightla vida locaYMCA
>>29143435anon... your meds...
>>29142528Doing everything I can!
>>29143541Except it's not.
>>29143691The dude's a guido
>>29142818KiaraThe Little Matchstick Girl
>>29143690But that'd be cringe bro, etc. etc.
>>29143721>two hoursIt's 9pm EST now it can't be at 11 and BOTH of them fucked up their schedule and timing
>>29143719She was streaming before the podcast happened
>>29143745please delete these nudes of my wife
>>29143520Aloe did 3 big YABs1. Comments very open about sex2. Comments shitting on japanese males while praising koreans3. Comments shitting on a retired NijiThird one riled up enough antis to dug out 1 and 2 sending her to the graduation realm.
>>29143435Connor's voice is cute tho
>>29143717Based.
>>29143710Yeah? We knew this since the first week, they literally told us this.Is this about the retarded narrative about Gura and Ame knowing eachother beforehand that Doxxniggers made up?
>>29143766kek
Hate everything Gura does except singing
>>29143690You are wasting your time trying to use reason in internet arguments.
>>29143373did they get popular from being idols or did they get popular for saying nigga?personally I think its a bit of both, so its kinda hard to take a side
Which song do you want to be Gura's first cover?Mine pic related
>NOOO THEY ARE IDOLS AND SO THAT MEANS WE CAN BE CREEPY WEEBS TOO
post your timezone
>>29142818AmeliaAliceI fucking love female names starting with A
>>29143690i accept idolfagging as a necessary evil to prevent the degradation of our culture but i'd still read it
>>29143342Free helicopter rides for princesses
>>29143690Not worth it. Newfags and tourists don't give a fuck and will just move on anyway.
>>29143728Without the idolside, would they even be able to stay afloat? I feel like idolfags are the extreme fans that buy the $1000's worth of merchandise and SCs.
>>29143449The only thing idol about HoloEN is segregating them from the opposite gender.
Well I'm gonna risk it and believe in Haachama. Only because she's usually asleep before her first stream, so even if Haachama is wrong there's a good chance she's asleep anyway so Amelia would be forced to delay it by 1 hour.We'll see how much I regret it, but I can't stay awake all the way, need a nap.
>>29143373/v/ gonna /v/
>>29143406I hate this guy
>>29143719Hates ironic weabsHates e-celebsOne Of Us.
>>29142463Mori just taunted the whole idol fandom by doing this, based
>>29143406love this girl
>>29143744Yeah Gigguk is just basic stuff for normalfags who just found anime. If you want snooty, look at Mother's Basement and his infinite videos nitpicking at random little things about SAO
>>29143797EST
>>29143809Nah, there's a reason Japanese antis call them a cabaret club
>>29143757as in, she didn't obsessively dox her genmates?basedthose threads know more about the girls than most of them know about each other, most probably don't even know about Ame's grandmother passing
>>29143795>only creepy idol fans existsure swallowed the reddit narrative whole
>>29143622she prefers to be very cautious, so be prepared to see bloop several times
>>29143717I feel the exact same way.t. chickenfag
>>29143690Just make it one of those Youtube videos essays
>>29143717too based for an ESL
>>29143690I think most people here would straight up agree with you. Streamer is and should be a dirty word.
>>29143746>and texans
>>29143778>Shitting on a retired NijiShe was friends with that Niji and said the corporate explanation for her graduation was bullshit (it always is)
>>29143717True though, she even got that fish pussy dripping for her now, our girl is goin places. I'm glad things are panning out for her.
>>29143717Thank Jesas for living in the same time as Amelia
>>29143711Yes reddit, now go back.
>>29143717I don't watch her often, even over some JPs, but I'll always root for Ame.
>>29143746she has one of those unidentifiable "raised on tv and internet" American accents, and probably moved around a lot as a kid. she's literally me, but there's lots of those types in this country. add in the fact that she's a huge weeb and practices singing in japanese a lot and no wonder everyone thinks she's one of them
>>29143778yeah but it wasnt Aloe that did this, learn to separate the roommate from the avatar fag
I dare to say that mandatory tipping culture in US is way more incomprehensive than idol culture, kek
>>29143778>shitting on Japanese males while praising KoreansJeez its just like when lilymaymac got kicked out of 88rising for old tweets where she shit on asian men and talked about how much she loves white dick
>>29143562I have no clue what he's trying to say
>>29143672I blame towaposters, you can expect nothing from them.
>>29142441I think it was "Bubbly" by Colbie Cailat, and it was adorable.
>>29143858you have to eat all the salman Gura
>>29143831>muh reddit boogeymanWhy are you pretending the issue is not explicitly about the weird fucks that stalk idols and shit and thus whining about that guy is stupid, when he is right? Why are you lumping yourself together with them?
>>29143694It also doesn't list members-only stuff, but it's a good source of truth for public streams.Aside, you can change the timezone by opening up the sidebar. Japanese programming, eh.
can we get /a/ mods in here to ban all discussion of e-celebs after the collab is done and finished? Jesus christ faggots stop giving them attention
Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia.
>>29143690Idolfagging is gay, but a certain level is required to maintain the "integrity" of the girls. The whole appeal of the Holos is that they are separate from the cruel 3d world.
>>29142943Based shark. JP holos are shit anyways
>>29143608It boggles the mind. I can understand a normie anime fan making that mistake, but It's absolutely baffling that someone passing themselves off as an expert wouldn't understand. What absolute grifters.
>>29143759it's cancelled, consider killing yourself
>>29143213I appreciate you, teamup anon.
>>29143717absolutely, unequivocally based.
Why are people like this?
>>29143690Go for it but keep in mind that this people just dont get that they already have hundreds of twitchthots available and could go for them instead of changing the holo formula
>>29143811You're understanding of Idol culture is extremely limited. This must be your first time in /jp/. Lurk more, or maybe reddit is more up to your speed.
>>29143608>he thought we were kidding when we said they were ironic weebsWhich host actually knew his shit?
>>29143830Its just sad how much doxxtards will delude themselves when confronted with evidence their made up bullshit is just made up bullshit.
>>29143562Same-chan please come to Tokyo
>>29143882e-celebs are hololive culture nowthanks mori :}
>>29143797EST, aka the only timezone that matters
>>29143840i don't know that she isn't, anon, but her feet freeze in winter.that's besides the point though, it's about people clinging to narratives just because they would mean that gura lives in their general vicinity. it's weird.
>>29143797JST. I never get to see Ina's streams.
>>29143898I know this was one of you faggots
>>29142441she cried from singing elviscant help falling in love
>>29143562
>>29142463>Company sells a service>Customers can't complain when an employee of said company does something that negatively affects the serviceThis dude needs to fuck off along with every faggot agreeing with him. Even if you don't pay a single dime, you're still a customer. You don't pay in cash, but you pay in views, ad revenue, engagement. There's no free lunch, as they say.
>>29143797The timezone with the most shitholes, UTC+8
>>29143711>like maybe a thread about trash tast on /a//a/ is for discussing anime, not e-celebrities, you piece of shit tourist. Go back.
http://poal.me/7rdixlhttp://poal.me/7rdixlhttp://poal.me/7rdixl
>>29143851so mental illness
>>29143809Gachikoi are the lifeblood of hololive. Even EN is held up by it - the ironic weeb fags won't spend much if anything plus they move on quickly.
>>29143857Both have a pretty simple explanation. Americans don't pay their workers enough. Japs want their pop stars to stay "in character" because that's what they enjoy about them.
>>29143886this, but for Gura
>>29143690sadly no one will read it unless they already agree with you anon.
>>29143882vtubers are literally ecelebs
Can we all just agree that if any of the girls are okay with collabing with males, then they should feel free to do so?
>>29143898where do you think we are? .jpg
>>29142400One year, that's the contractual obligation. Probably won't renew when it's up.
>>29143627my guess is that aslong as there is no cleavage everythings ok or because she brings lots of supachats.
>>29143831And it takes one guy to yabee Aloe IRL.
>>29143797PST
>>29143898FUCKING TOURIST RETARD
So gura's stream today coincides with ina and mori collab. Any narratives of why they didn't just make it a 3 way collab?
>>29143501>meds cop outwhatever my dude.No holo ever advertised her irl work when playing the holo, and Mori straight up says its her goal. Even Noel treats it as a secret, when it's really not.And it's a fact this is disruptive to the current hololive culture; Maybe that's a change bound to happen and Mori is only at the head of it, time will tell.Doesnt stop me from disliking her for it.
>>29143819Why are there so many pog edits of Mori?
>>29143898>watch LetsPlayer (yes, sorry guys)>suddenly say "Wow, this is kinda kino"Is it a common meme or did I just find out he browses 4chan?
>>29142922Basado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SryJzrvVuYg>Mori says 'Motel'>Japanese subber subs it as 'Hotel'I guess shit vtuber subbing goes both ways.
>>29143886
>>29143791Ame = KaminaGura = SimonCan you handle Episode 8?
>>29143562彼女だ!
>>29143898Based Germanonfaggot.
>>29143898Fucking kaiserboos make me sick
>>29143898Too many Paradox games, not enough time getting bullied for being a faggot.
>>29143908i dont get this picturealso if this is unironic mori hate and not a joke, realize you're as bad as chinks posting anti Coco shit
>>29143909Based
>>29143220Tai-one.
>>29142556>this>badJesus you're a pussy
>>29143797BRT
>>29143237Hitler Speeches sound awesome
>>29143526>>29143539>Didn't even mention Kaguya and Kaguya anti's already seethingLITERALLY RENT FREE
>>29143898This is fucking embarrassing, especially with name and avatar
>>29143797EST+2
>>29143797Central
Woke up earlier and watched the podcast in full, first couple minutes were a bit awkward but Mori opened up over time. Lore-wise nothing too big especially since the recording was from before the animation freelance was finished.In terms of execution, it didn't feel too jank besides the weird angle on the wide shots; prolly just greenscreened out where she was sitting and her audio sounded off since the mic had to be absolutely fixed in place. Honestly glad to know she had fun and wants to do it again sometime.
>>29143746>californians
>This is hololive, where people play a character you don't have to think about the person behind them >WHY DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND THEM???I hate this.
>>29143969How new?
How can the chickenfags be calm knowing that their Oshi will be going on the podcast?
>>29143935anon, you know I mean non-Hololive e-celebs
>>29143935You are literally retarded
Been seeing a doxfag chart with all the girls' faces going around on twitter, is it legit?Don't wanna post it here in case y'all sperg at me.
>>29143938It's fine.Ame will collab with me first when I debut in Holostars EN because fans will push us together due to me having a legitimate English accent.
So who wants to guess whether or not Gura will manage to censor the dick scene in the whistleblower dlc in time?
>>29143481She has her moments. Just wish she had some restraint.
>>29143797gmt+1i stay awake for all gura streams
>>29143969It looks like that Twitter kid smashing Mori's head. It's pretty funny.
>>29143974>reading comprehension
>>29143956It's breaking out of here. Not to the same level as boomer/zoomer did, but I've seen people use it on discord
>>29143909agreed, truly based
>>29143955look at her membership emojis
watch noel
>>29141558This is actually great, I love this.
>>29143797The shittiest timezone for catching late night stuff, EST.
>>29143717Thank Jesas
>>29143882These threads have always talked about e-celebs though. It's just they are called "idols" or "chuubas" instead.
>>29143797CST
>>29143951Because Gura doesn't want to collab with anyone but Ame. You heard it here first.
>>29143690My opinion is that the girls should be "idols", but you shouldn't idolfag them. They should have the business "professionalism" when it comes to anything serious (i.e anything outside of normal streams, Twitter chitchat), and you shouldn't worship them because at the end of the day they're all just basic bitches trying to entertain you for fun and profit. Tl;dr they should be professional and you should separate yourself from them, but not their entertainment
>>29143876Because he doesn't understand what he's talking about?
>>29144014It's not.
>>29143958I noticed they fuck up anytime an EN doesn't over annunciate their speech
>>29143898willywagglers...
>>29143909>living in past
>>29144020why would Joseph do that
>>29143539FUCK YOU, SHE'LL LOVE ME AS SOON AS I'M ABLE TO SUPERCHAT HER ONE OF HER IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS
>>29143955because it's hilarious
>>29144008Because I know vtubers are a dime a dozen and I can replace her at any time.
>>29143759Gura really brings nothing to the table besides cunny, it baffles me how people are so protective of her. Always late to deliver information to her fans, borderline retarded, called [REDACTED] by her real name, socially awkward as fuck, plays normalfag as fuck games, her one talent got stolen away by the ChineseGive me 1 (one) good reason to watch her besides "muh cute loli"
>>29144014No you retard
>>29142463Why is there non-hololive shit there? Isn't that the point of the place? Do they also post hero hei and that guy with the little balls? They talk about hololive constantly too.
>>29143611Tell aki to stream monopoly againOr another comfy board game
The east is a lost cause but how do we stop deep weebs from imitating their retarded eastern brothers in believe that purtiy and idol obsession is the way to go?
>>29143554>2 of the hosts thought that doujin=porn???Is this the power of anitubers? They don't have any level of expertise in the subculture they build their entire careers around?
>>29144014Feel free to fuck off back to twitter and discuss it with your friends there, I'm sure "y'all" will have a great time.
>>29142943Wow is Gura BASED
>>29144036this >>29144009
>>29143911>it's weird.Sounds like you need to go back to /reddit/
>>29144014not even close
>>29144000Normalfags quite literally don't get it. They think the only reason the character exists is so they don't have to show facecam and that's it. And that's quite literally the only reason someone like Pokimane does it, she said so herself, but for Hololive it's more than that but they don't understand it.
>>29143851>she has one of those unidentifiable "raised on tv and internet" American accentsI've literally never heard of this before. Did you just make that up?
>>29144038After that Among Us I wouldn't blame her. Too much yab for the trouble.
WELL CONGRATULATIONS DEADBEATS YOU BROUGHT AN INFLUX OF REDDITORS AND NEWFAGS. NOW WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>29143923You're free to stop supporting them if you don't like it.
I hate Mori now for bringing all the faggots out of the woodwork. I just want to talk about the girls
>>29143690I'm teetering dude. Push me over.
>>29143923>Bringing in new viewers and sources of revenue hurts the companyNo wonder everyone here is a poorfag.
>>29143531Has Coco improved her singing at all? I remember tuning in 6 months ago hearing her sing insanely out of key while shitfaced. Closed it immediately and never looked back
>>29143690Everyone that would read it already knows that, so it would just be a waste of your time anon
>>29144050Wouldn't you?
>>29141558German is such an ugly language. It sounds like she's having a coughing fit.
>>29143985With how many antis living rent free in her head she must be over the moon
>>29144055She's funny and also very cute
>>29143858
>>29144043>No I'm just misunderstood!Whatever you say, stalker. Try not to leave DNA evidence when you rummage through Ame's garbage.
>>29143830>spoilerI mean, considering Ame and Kiara's collab had the latter ask the former about her parents I can say with almost 100% certainty that the girls weren't exactly BFFs who shared everything with each other back in September.
>>29144055She's the only EN member that feel genuine.
>>29143999
>>29143373this is pissing me off, I guess I'm not an idol fag and I don't understand their culture, but do care that always happens the same, people from the outside being moralfags and trying to impose "muh western freedom" into the talents, i guess the problem is the origin market and I don't blame them for catering to the new one, but the good parts of the idol culture present in Hololive are part of why I got in love with my Chuubas, if you want anything but Idols just look for other Vtuber company, but for hololive is part of his identity
What should Haachama build in the EN server?
>>29144049>living in the futureTell me when the next nuclear war starts, eurobro, otherwise shut up
>>29144055I doubt that was Amelia's real name.
>>29144092no I like Hololive
>>29144008Because by the law of Tenchou-Collab it will fall apart within 10 minutes due to technical issues
>>29143900I feel like Gigguk wanted to do a hololive interview and had to rope the other 2 into doing a podcast about it with them. He was the only one who seemed like he prepared interview questions or knew anything at all.
>>29143797GMT-3
>>29144050Joseph is one of us deep down. He puts on a front of unity but underneath he thirsts for destruction
>>29144072>first time seeing an ironic weeb
>>29144028>2H swordngmi
>>29144062>>29143554It was only Connor (who's been established to be absolute monkeybrain that likes Tyler1) that didn't get it. Gigguk's a full blown weeb and knows, and Joey knows more Nip than actual Nips
>>29144078BRINGING THESE THREADS TO /TRASH/. WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>29144055funny too
>>29144058Why is it here?
>>29143898Probably some LARPing mutt faggot with that user name and profile pic. You really do hate to see it.
>>29144078/hlggg/
>>29143574Nijifags masquerading as idolfags because the only big thing that 5ch and the twitterfags were angry about was those tweets with her disparaging idol otaku.
>>29144055best voice in all hololivedecent at video gamesbest cute in all hololive
>>29141558I hope she does more of these, it was nice. But I bet it was a lot of work for a 20 minute video.
>>29144093
>>29144078>>29144083Did you forget about the retards already name dropping this place for months? How would Mori bring them in.
>>29144086she's somewhat decent now. basically 50/50 on her songs now. but she's still having fun
>>29143690What the fuck is "idol culture"?
>>29144015I don't think so, people prefer to make fun of the English. The way you talk without pronouncing consonants is silly.
>>29144055imagine having such trash taste
>>29144086Coco vs Ame.Who sings better?
>>29144028's roommate's tits
>>29144038The mindset of a Gura looking for a collab>Is Ame free?>If yes, search over>If no, ask Ina, since Ame will want to join in as soon as she hears about it>If Ina also not free, play a solo spookum instead
>>29143955because she's a pawg
>>29143373Idols are fine but non-Japanese thinking they can replicate idol Otaku psychosis is cringe, they don't have the mentalité
>>29144137anon I...
oh the podcast is outdid the thread crash and burn yet?
>>29143717I still laugh at that edit where Kiara and Mori are in the spotlight for going through hard times; Kiara having 1 arrow, and Mori having many in the back. But then there's Ame with infinite arrows penetrated every part of her body, and yet she's irrelevant to the scene.
KUSO THREAD
>>29144123I've only seen clips of Tyler1 spazzing out and I think they're funny. I still know what doujin means.
>>29144093t. frenchman
>>29144069what the fuck does this even have to do with redditdid i accidentally hurt your feelings and this is your only excuse?
>>29144098Wait a minute, you're not my boy
>>29144126That's a good point.
>>29144086she sings better than the person in your picture
>>29143690preach brother
>>29144109There's not enough resources in the EN server to build something decent, she should just make a big red heart of wool.
>>29144099Go back.
>>29144137Go hope tourist.
>>29144137Thanks calli!
>>29144055If you are not into "it's funny because she is retarded" trash, she is the only funny one in the entire cast.
>>29144055I'm not a Gura fan but her singing is pretty good. Other than that though...
>>29144146Depends on the song selection, really. She is decent now in a few of the songs that she sings every stream.
>>29144106what's your point?
>>29144162Quebec V-Tuber when?
>>29144055you don't have to watch her if it's not your thing, anonsamechan won't hate you for that
>>29144156Podcast was actually really entertaining, /hlgg/ loved it
I love you Gura!
>>29143797EST. The mayor shut down NYC again because someone coughed and they don't have to worry about winning an election anymore. I'm so tired of this.