/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mofusluts take caution, western foxes are a fair sight more aggressive than their zipangese cousins.
They tend to be larger, too.

Around Gazers never Relax

>>29104188
I don't know if I want this or not.

>>29104188
i need a big red fox to rape me

>>29104270
Well you'd better have more conviction than that around them, or they're liable to make up your mind for you.

>>29104513
i've already made up my mind and wish to be fox food

I hope it was good for you!

It's easy to forget, but holsts are just as strong as minos are

>>29105250
Fel succubus or bust

>>29105389
And just as smelly

>>29103852

Demon Lord? Of what, Round Tables?

Big scary girls need love too

>>29106357
I love it when hair covers the eyes.

>>29105389
Give me a Holst with big muscles and I'll take her.

>>29106506
It's a severely underappreciated trait if you ask me.

>could you kiss me? please...

>>29106959
Ahri's looking cuter than normal here

>>29106305
This twisted game needs to be reset, buddy

>>29105759
And that's a good thing!

>"5 years ago, 30,000 of my men were raped by the Monstergirl hordes in the blink of an eye... And the whole world just fucking watched."

-Embittered United Federation General talking about all the men under his command were taken by Monstergirls

If you had one ragging mushroom, where would you use it and why?

>>29108945
Any anon who has a jubjub waifu should use one on themselves
Imagine how hard she'd ahegao at being cumflated

>>29108945
the moment i saw my waifu

I want to make out with Gazer's butthole.

Which monster girl would most likely enjoy fondling male asscheeks?
I feel like Tentacles would, but would probably be too nervous to do it. I can also see Manticores and Hellhounds doing it to tease you

>>29109849
I don't think it's the proper answer to your question, but I would like a Troll to do it to me.

>>29109849
I'm guessing species that don't have asses, like snek

>>29109368
easily the most lewd monster butt

>>29109368
I want to play co-op Divinity Original Sin with her

>>29109368
Top 5 asses that NEED to sit on my face:
1: Manticore
2: Wight
3: Yeti
4: Whitehorn
5: Titania

>>29111348
fish
lizard
fox
owl
wonderworm

Trying to explain to my wife that no, being resistant to alcohol isn't a challenge to become even worse of an alcoholic.

>>29106959
Now I want a really campy love confession from a fox girl.

>>29111717
What would be some really campy ways a monster girl would confess their love for you?

I like the idea of hugely busty zipangu girls in kimonos.

>>29112130
Kimonos were designed to conceal busts though

>>29108716
he's just jelly he couldn't get any monster pussy back then on the battlefield because he's an officer and had to be commanding from the rear

>>29112202
And for some reason that is what makes skimpy kimonos even better.

>>29112202
the open shoulder ones are very titillating.

>>29112297
But that's silly

>>29112202
And that's why them failing to do their job is so great.

>>29112402
What are the two larger appendages behind her front legs?

>>29112830
probably fangs. seems a bit excessive.

>>29103852

>>29112830
>>29112867
Pedipalps my friends

>>29112895
strange placement.

>>29112881
i wonder if sahu can control her scalesuit to some degree so going shopping would be for getting ideas

>>29112402
I wish this could be translated.

>>29112402
I'm gonna ask if I can ride on her back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnzFNjoSX1E

>>29109849
My waifu easily enjoys feeling up any part of me that causes me to squirm. If I'm really on edge, she can get me going just by holding hands.
We have an interesting power dynamic that rewards pushing the advantage.

Do it now.

>>29113683
Yes General Fat Knockers

>>29113299
i wanna parry a cupid's arrow then shoot it right back at her to assert dominance

>>29105759
imagine

>>29113906
>Deflect arrow back at her
>Get smug
>Cupid goes full rape mode.

I wanna be aggressively loved by a succubus.

>>29114121
>Cupid goes full rape mode
mission accomplished

>>29114020
I recognize this perpetually vacationing Kiki...

>>29111348
top 5 buttholes to make out with
1.Gazer
2.Black Harpy
3.Titania
4.Glacies
5.Kejorou

>>29114624
Pretty good, though I prefer being a slave to Pharaoh ass. Made for worship

>>29114179
I want to invite a military succ to stay the night in my house.

>>29114179
I wanna die.

Valkyries are good girls who will protect you from nasty rapist monsters

Gonna purposely take out large loans with high interest rates from a tanuki and default on it and offer to pay it back with my body. Anymore romantic ideas to ask a tanukis hand in marriage?

>>29115633
>Perform a hostile takeover of her company
>Make a large, public donation to a pro-monster organization
>Out yourself up for a date auction at a fund raising event for same
>Purchase a car worth more than your annual salary
>Attempt to start a cashless communist regime
>Lie on or fail to pay your taxes

>>29108716
WaW was the only I ever liked.

>>29115569
They protect you from other monsters but are you safe from them?

>>29115633
This and only this.

>>29115465
Let her absorb your soul at least. Then you will be a part of her for the rest of eternity.

>>29113513
Is this wock strawberry flavor?

>>29103852
Massive snakes

>>29116013
slut flavor

>>29116119

>>29116620
Do snakes get more smug after several pregnancies or thats just a Echidna thing?

>>29116737
A Ghoul Shaman?

>>29116737
>Welcome to the ghoul crypt.

>>29116937
I'm pretty sure that's not unique to snakes.

>>29117075
You find interesting things in those crypts.

>>29117235
BEEGer

>>29116124
>slut flavor
That's every MG tho

horseshoe crab cancers

>>29117530
i cant see things like the sea bishop being sluts,they look too innocent and meek

>>29117780
They are turbo sluts for (you)

Reminder that valkyries are for making soccer teams with

>>29114624
Lolibaba vampires is good too.

Has anyone had a dream of boning a monster girl or a few in great detail before?

acquire snek

>>29112130
Good taste. Foxes and onis have plenty of that kind of fanart

>>29119068

Is it a bad idea to make a Jubjub target my mouth instead of my dick?

>>29119141
chestflesh oozing out.
Areola peeking around silk.
A top one bounce away from tearing.

This is how these eastern girls should look.

>>29114975
>Big ass
>Shapely breasts
>Meaty thighs
>Childbearing hips
>Himecut
>Big heart
Why are they so perfect?

>>29119328
They are demi-gods after all. Literally made to be worshipped

https://imgbox.com/g/326sTsf8ls
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 87. This concludes the weekly report.
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Which monster is best for healing mental illness. I'd say demons because they combine caring and patience

>>29119328
Don't forget the the abs.

>>29119595
Mindflayer

>>29119595
>contract says you can always use my lap as a pillow, but I get to milk your dick in return

>defeat a lizardgirl
>turn down her marriage proposal
>have her follow you and get infatuated on a deeper level with your personality and hidden virtues
>still blue ovarie her (like who would go for a lizardgirl in MGE if they actually wanted pussy)
>finally reveal there is one request from you if she is willing: cuddlebuddy/live bodypillow to pass cold nights and bouts of loneliness- and nothing else, ever
>she obviously agrees as that's the closest she'll ever be with you
>acquire unlimited monster cuddles without unwanted follow-ups, as the partner is honorbound and respects you too much
Just a half-assed idea for those who want to hug but not fug.

Moths!

>>29120178
Mindflayer is too easy, they just slurp out all the bad stuff and that's it. I wonder if you can rent a mindflayer therapist without having to marry them. Mamano mana fixes all problems eventually but a not very magical species like a holst may want to take her husband to get platonically flayed if he has schizophrenia or something

>>29119196
It’s fine if you never want to speak again and want your jaw to default to being open instead of closed.

>>29120481
I think KC once mentioned flayers working as marriage counselors.

Remember to keep your waifu warm during the fall and winter, especially if she is a reptilian mg!

>>29120780
Ah yes, Winter. When my waifu's casual nudity nips her in the butt. To say nothing of how shy and blushy she gets when wearing her cute winter clothes.

She'll rape me twice as hard. I just know it.

>tfw no jumping spider gf
Bros, I'm not gonna make it...

>>29104188
Lies.

Which species have a relationship dynamic like this?

I want to FLOCK a harpy!

>>29121185
So which general did you come from?

>>29120423
In a situation like that she's going to train to beat you and then rape you

>>29121596
All of them.

>>29121432

>>29120423
Meanwhile in reality, anon ends up with a lizard wife after the first "cuddling" session.

>>29121432
Gaizah

>>29104188
They make up for their lack of magical prowess with physical prowess. Seals won't work on them so you'll have to either subdue them conventionally, or persuade them. They aren't as strong as human men, but they are very agile and good at making reads.

>>29121432
yansnek but only if you're a yandere as well

>>29111348
Kakuen
Mad hatter
Raiju
Ryu
Griffon

>>29122341
They also tend to be.... heavier.

What monster girl species do you want to see introduced to mge?

>>29122988
That's because they don't eat tofu and play with their nintendo switch all day.

>>29123000
Different flavors of Oni outside of red or blue would be nice.

>>29123000
We haven't had a Futakuchi-onna yet, have we?

>he doesn't want to watch his daughteru happily drink his cum from her sippy cup

>>29119013
Yes.

>You've heard about dick thrones, but what about dick saddles?

>>29123000
Phoenix, Sasquatch, and Nessie

>>29123051
You're cruising for a fluffing there, boy.

>>29123459
What are you going to do? Open your mouth and shove a mainstream video game box in my face?

>>29122717
>How dare you look at someone else in my dream!
>Me? You were the one looking at someone else in my dream!
Mutual yanderes seems like an interesting concept to explore.

>Have to pick your satyros aunt up from the station after she went for another booze n' cruise

most people can’t tell the difference between incubus and normal humans right?

>>29123767
Man she really is hopeless, but she's family I guess.

>>29123565
Give your loud mouth something better to do.

>>29123778
Yeah.

>>29123767
she became the wine aunt in a literal sense.

>>29123812
Like what? Nip your ears while you moan like a bitch?

>>29123778
Yes.

>>29123767
She wouldn't have to be like this if she had a man in her life

>>29123847
>>29123972
So I could probably become the butler of a noble woman and infuse her food with a certain kind of mamono mana and corrupt her

We have the Jabberwock and the Jub-Jub. Now wait for the Bandersnatch.

>>29111348
I want a Creeping Coin to sit her big fat moneybag s on my face.

>>29123682
I wanna take a bite out of a shoggoth

>>29123000
Multi-arm. I want to be teased and bullied.

Can you imagine casual things you do around the house that would drive a monster crazy
>Wearing old basketball shorts with nothing underneath to stay cozy
>Nearly reaching into the oven to grab something with your bare hand before taking it out and putting on a mitt

>>29119068
God, I wish that was me.

what do kobolds smell like?

>>29119472
That's a big banshee. I'm glad to have that wonderful specimen of a salamander brought to my attention as well.

I wanna fuck centaurs

>>29124901
I bet it feels nice between squeezed by her tail.

>>29126803
How do you cuddle a centaur?

>>29126803
When I say "Horse", you say _____!

>tfw no power hungry human sorceress to use me for turning herself into a powerful dark mage.
She wants to remove the restrictive Order influence from the local magic academy. Incoming Lodge of Sorceresses

>>29127136
I like when they intended to only use me as a stepping stone to power but inadvertently grow attached over time.

>>29127136
what if I'm power hungry?

>>29126984

Do any of you Anons know any kamaitachi stories.

>>29127307
You can learn some spells too if you ask nicely.

>>29126984
This >>29127320, but I'd also add that you can cuddle her from the front as well. Front cuddles are for nighty nighty time, kissy kissy, and ficki ficki. Horse riding cuddles are perfect for when she's taking you to the store, going for an evening or nighttime stroll around town. The cuddle marked number 3 in the pic are cuddles for movie time

>>29126996
PUSSY

>>29127895
>>29126803
https://imgbox.com/RXZmAmJ1

Hey! Listen!

>>29127136
>>29127262
A "lodge of sorceresses" made up from powerful dark mages ect expanding their influence throughout the many human petty kingdoms on the borderland between the Order and Demon Lord's lands sounds interesting. Their main task would be to ensure peace between the kingdoms.

>>29120423
I both want a really submissive lizard girl but I also want a power bottom lizard girl that just wants me to be the one on top but could actually dom me any day she'd like.
Life is pain.

>>29126613
>that wonderful specimen of a salamander
I somehow missed her before your post made me go look again, nice. Although I did imagine her hair and eyes to be lighter colors based on the older black and white picture.

I like the idea of a "villain" woman becoming a monster and doing stuff

>>29129354
>Woman plaing to do nefarious things
>eventually finds a way to become a monster
>does so
>wants to test new powers
>loyal right hand man gets promoted to husband in the process
A fun alt love story

>>29128627

>>29129775
this is exactly why i'd shove fairies in my pants

>>29129666
>>29129354
>Powerful woman of nobility turning herself into a demon through a grandiose and spooky ritual
or
>The same, but with a warrior woman wanting to become stronger by turning into a hellhound
The latter didn't expect the lust increase though.

>>29129775
>show a fairy your middle finger to suggest her to fuck off
>she does this
wooow

>>29129775
God I love fairies. Too bad all the ones in the MGE universe apparently look and act like kids. I wanna smash some Tiny Thot Cunt, not Tiny Toddler Cunny

>>29130364
What do monster girls think about lung cancer?

>>29129354
>I like the idea of a "villain" woman becoming a monster and doing stuff

>>29130364
she looks like someone who would say
'Ave a wiff m8 in a very aggressive bong english

>>29130305
>Tiny Thot Cunt

>>29129666
That could work with a woman becoming a lich

>>29130865
A non-factor with mamono smokes, similar to their booze.

>>29130869
Extremely smug noble monsters make me weak at the knees.

>>29131733
She knows you are hopelessly addicted to her. And you are all hers.

How common would it but be for an elf to verbally abuse a man while sexually assaulting him at the same time?

>>29131939
Pants pockets must be kinda useless for girls with BIG MEATY appendages, huh?

>>29131939
The kind of girl I cross the street to avoid because I'm scared she'll talk to me.

>>29131905
I want to nibble Remilia's ears a bit.

>>29131939
God manticores are literally the best species in MGE and you cannot change my mind

>>29132250
Basically a marriage proposal.

>>29132571
>"You called?"
>"No, I just said 'mommy.'"
>Insert smug manticore here

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>29132734
>>29132571
>Spaghetti intensifies
I wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>29132664
Well how do I avoid marrying her?

>>29132664
>see a dangerous looking manticore coming your way
>cross the street to avoid her
>she gets offended by your erratic behavior, follows you and rapes you in the nearest dark alley
>try to act normal, hoping you won't attract her attention
>"accidentally" get pricked by one of her spines as you are passing her, she apologizes and insists that she must now help you recover from the venom
The game was rigged from the start

>>29133033
Do your best fainting goat impression.

I almost typed "fainting goat impregnation." Go home, Freud.

>>29132761
imagine getting thoroughly raped really hard by them haha

is there an orphanage branch for the sabbath?

>>29133271
No just sabbath programs

>>29132900
>“anon, you were daydreaming again in class today, weren’t you?”
>“well, I asked you to stop by after class because I have an exercise that I believe will help you keep your concentration”
>“you don’t happen to see my tail, do you? Of course you don’t, it’s under the desk. When I command you to, you will expose your cock. And when you do, you’ll experience the mind-numbing pleasure of a manticore’s tail”
>“I want you to focus entirely on me. Stare deep into my eyes while it happens, and do.not.cum.”
>“understood? If you can make it at least 30 seconds without cumming, you’ll pass the test. Ready?”

>>29133380
>Stare deep into my eyes
HELL
NO

>>29133380
Fuck, how would you even resist thrusting into it?

>>29114179
I have a love-hate relationship with succubi.

>>29133380
Continuation at her house cause you couldnt pass before the school fully closed when?

>>29133498
Those are some nice thighs.

>>29133518
So you would be a paladin that "randomly" keeps encountering your succ wife on your travels around the world?

>>29133498
Imagine being dumb enough to do that to an owl mage. I like to imagine vampires and succs can do something similar, too.

>>29133556
I was thinking about her built in pillows.

>>29133665
He already said she had nice thighs.

>Manticore saves some guy's life from danger
>he already knew that monster girls don't kill humans so he's aware she's not going to literally eat him or something like that
>he now sees her as a pure-hearted heroine
>all her attempts to make him scared fail
>he just goes "Anything for my savior~!" and heart pupils

>>29133710
The other ones.

>>29133712
>Scary old Manticore with a young fanboy
Cute

>>29133644
I wanna do it on purpose and be mindbroken by owl rape

>>29133606
Yes

>>29133743
But she only has one stomach and you can barely see it.

>>29133712
>Manticore is put off at first
>Later comes to like it
>She treats him like a sidekick or squire instead of a cum slave
It works.

Big scary Musclecores with eyepatches and scars wouldn't want to cuddle would they?

>>29133815
>those encounters occasionally starts out as battles
>Each time the battles become crazier and crazier
I now imagine the Paladin preparing anti-magic miracles and stamina/defence buffs while the succubus is placing magical traps and prepping big flashy spells. Also disguises.

>>29133177
You were right the first time, marry a wine goat with low alcohol tolerance

>>29134133
Naw. Alcoholism is barely okay in a bro for me, let alone a lover. I do have to wonder what a Mormon wine goat would look like, though.

>>29134487
"Grape juice"

>>29130305
But you can make your own oc in mge universe your fairy doesn’t have to act that way

>>29133899
They would want a human boy to use as a body pillow/chew toy.

Are there any dinosaur monster girls?

>>29135796
We’ve got dragons and wyverns but no actual dinosaur yet although I think kc mentioned something about them although not sure

>>29135796
KC didn't make a profile for one yet, but said he wants to make one eventually. Take a Cockatrice in the meantime.

>>29135796
9) >Is dinosaur girl possible?
>I have ideas of dinosaur-based girls already. But there have been no era of dinosaurs in the world of MGE.

>>29133498
What's wrong anon
What is there to fear?

>>29133955
The combat itself will be like a strip dance before she completely seduces you.

>>29136386
Not before sneaking in a headbutt. Gotta fight for it.

>"Release the Kraken" is trending on Twitter right now

>Monster warriors expect some namby pamby prince when they show up at the castle.
>Instead find a warrior prince that is out adventuring and has dented, scarred armor that has seen plenty of use.
Consider their expectations subverted.

BEEG wolf

>>29136899
And their vaginas moistened?

>>29136882
What a waste. The best place for a kraken is locked away in her bedroom surrounding her husband.

>>29137031
Completely soaked panties.

Your blue and red oni friend's.

Thunderbolt, ready to launch!

More fun under the sea.
https://pastebin.com/6zrgz2Bs

>Luxury Liner Perrine Melno
>Thank you for waiting so long. We are arriving at the depths of the sea... Queen Diana.
>I know you were feeling cramped due to my body, I’m terribly sorry.
>Well then, I would like to once again give you my heartfelt welcome...

>The city of Queen Diana is made up of a series of ships forming a ring around the Queen Diana, expanding outwards.
>This area is the outermost section, a residential district for the city’s residents.
>The city is quieter than usual... While we were on Diana Island, perhaps something put my lord in a good mood, and she was lively singing the song of serenity.
>In each of the houses and rooms we can see from here, there are likely many couples in the middle of making love right now...

>As you can see, the architecture of the city is made entirely of ships. Smaller ships are used as houses, and medium-sized ships are also used as shops or restaurants.
>As with the other 6 islands of Court Alf, our Queen Diana gladly accepts prospective residents, and we especially welcome the immigration of men who wish to become husbands to us monsters.
>You may, of course, choose your favorite place from the empty ships or rooms, but if you choose your favorite ship from the area where sunken ships are gathered, called the “Graveyard of Ships”, then our city’s craftsmen will offer to renovate it as a comfortable residence.

>The most popular of these dwellings is the huge luxury liner adjacent the Queen Diana, the “Perrine Melno”.
>The property was sunk by my lord in a sea to the west and carried here, its beautiful hull made from the wealth of the nobility it carried is gorgeous.
>It seems my lord noticed this ship while on a stroll, and thought “what a pretty ship~” as she got closer to look at it, but from inside the ship, she could hear the suffering and cries for help of the slave men serving the ship, and it appears my lord, pitying them, just sunk it.
>When that happened, the monsters that were gathered around the area deliciously devoured all of the aristocrats and slaves on board... Or rather, many of the nobles were on board with ladies, so their wives became monsters, and the monsters that had gathered around continued to deliciously devour the slaves that had become their husbands, so the now vacant ship was brought here.

>Like the hull, the interior of the ship, made for nobility, is very luxurious.
>All of its rooms are suites designed for couples, so unlike other ships, this one can only be chosen by those that have obtained a partner.
>If you, dear guest, wish to live on this ship...
>Fufufu... If it’s alright with you, I’ll offer my unworthy body and heart to you...

>>29137414
And info on their submarine, which I assume is the one in pic related.
https://pastebin.com/WH7JkcCB

>Patrol Ship Diane
>Did you say that’s just fine?... Or did you say it’s a bad time?... I could not hear your answer...
>The shadow of a huge ship is passing above us right now. The sight of a ship swimming through the sea... you must be terribly shocked.
>That is a “Submarine”... The shipbuilding technology our city is so proud of, passed down since the age of the Ship Nation Diana, has finally created a ship that can freely swim underwater.

>That underwater patrol ship “Diane” is the masterwork of our Queen Diana...
>This ship, which is also used for the expeditions of Dé Ryúa’s Fellowship of Dark Sea Knights, is fitted with various facilities to endure long voyages at sea, as well as hotel-like rooms so couples riding together may join with each other every single day.
>Furthermore, it is equipped with highly efficient, high capacity “Mana Cages” that collect all of the surplus mana generated from the intercourse of couples, and it can also travel around the world without needing to stop at port for refueling.
>This ship is the result of uniting the technology of Diana’s people and our magic.
>And now, as the humans and monsters on board continue to unite, it advances through the unseen sea of darkness...
>Truly, it is a vessel that symbolizes the Queen Diana our lord desires...

>During peacetime, it serves as one of the highlights of Queen Diana’s tourism, there is a regular service that connects this city with Dé Ryúa, and you can enjoy the sights of the deep sea from the windows.
>From a distance, you can see the beautiful cityscape of Queen Diana with its many lights, the deep-sea coral reefs glowing enchantingly as if to fan the flames of passion, the eerily beautiful forest of deep-sea tentacles...
>While gazing at the deep-sea scenery full of fascination and beauty, exchange wine with your beloved partner at the fashionable saloon on board, and while enveloped in the floating feelings of the ocean and the alcohol, head to the bedroom together...

>Fufufu... Actually, some of Queen Diana’s ships are also submarines, though not as large as this one.
>There are even couples that make smaller submarines their homes, and travel as they please through the sea.
>Of course, as they go along, they will eventually need to refuel by spending some time deeply making love...

>>29136915
Literal man face

>>29137414
Feeling her tentacles squeeze tighter and tighter as the conversation continues on would be fun.

>>29136915
Why are wolf girls so great?

>>29124407
Someone said Shog jelly tastes like something that can't be described in English nor Japanese

>>29137835
>Eating shot jelly
You’re supposed to stick your duck inside the jar dummy

>>29137927
Oh, autocorrect.

>>29137927
Shogs like to hide in jars for unsuspecting to wait for a Anon to stick his dick in there.

>>29138266
Sounds more like parasite slime

>Big wings to keep you warm
>soft fur to snuggle
>fluffy manes to nuzzle
>talons and claws for back scratches
I'll take one griffon and one manticore for cuddling purposes.

>>29138419
Parasite slimes are not the only one that can play that game too.

>>29138656
Manticores have less fluff and leathery wings. They are clearly in inferior in the cuddles department, not even going into their attitude.

>>29138829
don't forget the prickly bits that lead to high-intensity, decidedly uncuddley times

Bully low level monsters or adventure with low level monsters?

>>29122988
That's just part of the appeal.

>>29138936
Most of the cuddles are with your unconscious body so you may not get an opportunity to appreciate them as much.

>>29137414
>>29137543
Based translation anon.

>>29139040
Those are in no way mutually exclusive.

>>29139040
Yes.
First one, then the other.

>>29139151
Fun times abound with berserk, confuse and charm.

>>29139040
Only if they agree to join my hare- I mean adventuring party.

>>29137835
vegemite

>>29139040
get bullied by high level monstergirls

>>29139552
Getting bullied by a group of orcs.

>>29137835
KC himself said that. Although he seems to get like that with a lot of chaos stuff. It's complicated to design and not something he has fully fleshed out or is really ready to explain. He even recently said over Halloween when he was talking about a new chaos breed:
>Thank you! I have a lot of ideas, but it's difficult to design any of them, so I can't come up with new ones, but please be patient!

>>29139552
but i want to get bounced around the barometz patch

>>29139621
Being made to pole dance for a horde of orcs

>>29139971
Being pass around like a cheap whore.

>>29140037
Being a cheap whore.

>>29140117
Being made the clan's leader concubine

>>29124185
You should help her with that.

>>29139040
>fat-bottomed, thick-thighed salamander begins to confidently approach you on the road during your travels for a shakedown
>before she can get around to making any demands you go with the classic bullying defense and interrupt her with an "oh LAWD she comin'!" while looking down to her legs
>she pauses for a second, having not been ready at all for you to react like that
>she tries to get back on track with the lines she carefully rehearsed countless times
>but with every step she takes, you stagger and stumble in place like the ground is shaking
>she starts to tear up and sniffle a bit before she's even within 15 feet of you
>but you don't let up
>she stomps her foot in frustration and you comically fall over
>pushed over the edge, she leaps at you while you're down
>maybe you didn't think this last bit through

>>29139189
Yeah, that works.
>"Wow, you're so strong.. Please let me join you!"

>>29138936
>manticore pricks you
>She and the griffon tightening the snuggle lock they have you in as you thrash and moan
>giggle evilly as you wine and beg, your frenzied struggles only aching the lightest of grinding as they hold you steady
>there is no escape from snuggle hell

Which monsters are weak to anal?

>>29140512
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Mamono
here's a comprehensive list

>>29140512
Manticore. Going after neither her tail or her pussy would confuse the hell out of her. then later she’d tease you for wanting to do anal when you could’ve done it with two other superior holes

>>29140422
Exactly.
The optimal way to build an adventuring party right there

>>29137543
>sex-powered ships
Sasuga KC

>>29140725
To be fair mana cages and the ability to harvest the ambient energy from sex has been known even to the English community for a few years. It is a cool use for them though.

>>29140512
Ghoul.

>>29140864
The idea of the ship requiring people to fuck is what's funny to me. Like instead of shoveling coal, you throw shotas into the hellhound-engine

>>29140990
Just wait til they get to spaceships or being stuck adrift in life boat.

Wikifag here, I wanted to ask if anyone has a copy of VanceChance's story: Momma Madeira's School for Maniacs and Monsters, since it was deleted on all the places it was posted on, beside the first chapter which got archived. The dude also went by baffledkingshallelujah, if that helps.

>>29139971
A horde of pole-dancing orc girls?

>>29141159
Across the stars, Faptau clobbers cock cacophonously.

>>29141176
Sadly no but I hope you find it for archival sake.

TOUCH

Buttsluts come in many flavors, all of them good.

I need this Mad Hatter Kakuen.

>>29141405
Not just touch, I'm going to make my home there.

>>29140512
Vampires

>>29137031
>Hey Lizzy, didn't you say the prince here was supposed to be a pushover or something? Cause this doesn't look like a pushover.
>They all said he was always out of the castle, I thought they meant he was hunting or partying or something.
>I'm re-assessing my opinions of this land, we must accept a quest to build a greater relationship with the nobility and increase our chances of meeting him.

>>29142012
I read that as "battlesuits" multiple times

>>29142436
No, buttsluts, women obsessed with getting fucked in their asses.

>>29142436
I want a battlesuit living armor.

>>29142802
and girls!

My Queen

>>29143148
>Bring more burger

I want a big strong muscular extremely-sexist femdom anubis wife

I'm having trouble deciding between an arch imp and a devil. They're both so adorable.

>>29140990
throwing men in would be incredibly more effective

>>29143305
! !

>>29143185
>“you know what would go well with this burger? Your sweaty feet”

>>29143357
Blue is always better.

>>29143305
Thats sounds like most Anubi to be honest.

How does Apophis feel about an asteroid that could hit us and destroy lots of cities in the end of the decade?

>>29143496
>demon for an onee-chan and a devil for an imouto
So this is the power of the radical faction...

>>29143305
i feel like a hellhound would do you more justice

>>29143648
You forgot the dark valkyrie onee-chan.

Do people want to post their MGE monster sorter results?

>>29143677
They lack structure and self control.

>>29143741
I've always wanted to do one, but it'd take forever and I'm impatient.

>>29143741
>>29143894
I prefer the tier maker.

>>29143741
I've never opened one of those pictures. I don't have a strong opinion about what other people like.

>>29140990
>shoveling coal
Loli hellhounds being manhandled and pounded would fit that metaphor better.

>>29142886
Yes, a monster girl should always do anal with their father before they're ready to make him a grandfather and make themselves a mother.

>>29140990
>>29144184
Something tells me 'hounds would enjoy that term.

>>29140990
>the ship requiring people to fuck

>>29144300
Good preparation!

>>29143994
Way too easy for you to just put everything at the top instead of directly weighing against the others for more accuracy

>>29143741
Done

>>29145523
It's not accurate though, I inevitably end up with weird ordering because A vs B, B vs C, and A vs C could have inconsistent results depending on which comparisons get made.

>>29143741
I've switched hardware and didn't bother keeping that

>>29144362
Get back in the damn shell and don't come out until you're fucking done you shitass embryotic retard bird.

>>29145712
I'll take her as is

>>29145553
I cannot recognize a common theme here aside from maybe fluff.

>>29143741

>>29146086
>Sepreme

>>29145844
I know that I tend to switch very frequently from wanting to dominate something completely (cu sith) and wanting to BE dominated completely (amazoness)

>>29106959
Ahri with short hair is a new horizon I hadnt considered.

>>29145771
Good, I'll go wander Wonderland and hope I find an exit or something better before I run into her mother's friends.

>>29146427
>wonderland but the monstergirls there are all CCs

>>29146550
>Even the alices
>Especially the alices

>>29141176
I could’ve sworn that was on mgr unless that is where it got removed

>>29145641
I want a monster to tie me up and use fairy onaholes on me

>an mg that's big and strong but also really shy

>>29147264
like an Alice?

>>29147351
bunyip

>>29147264
Cyclops..?

What if a rata but really really big ?

>>29147650

>>29147650
Ratas are already really big where it counts. The fluff.

>>29147950
it's not great

>>29140331
Loled

just found out that newly archived pastebin stories on wayback won't let you get past the stupid fucking "Potentially offensive content" page

is there any way around this?

Gonna bully short ancient evils for being short wish me luck

Fat fox.

>>29148657
The best kind of foxes in my opinion.

>>29148402
Make sure to also bully them for being flat. They LOVE that.

>>29148657
That's pudgy at best.

>>29148657
I would impregnate that fox.

>>29104188
That's a lot of tiddie

I can't stop wanting to do a Creeping Coin short if only because of massive mommy money bags.

>>29149958
>No molesting your creeping coin's massive tats with your tanuki wife.

>>29149958
What do you mean by do her short? She is by default a shortstack.

>>29149958
Short about creeping coin offering to buy anon 3080 and bank roll any other parts if he makes some change with her. Also I want to bounce coins off a creeping coin’s fat ass

Do monsters hate it when they have to stop fucking their husband because their daughter wanted to sleep in with them in bed after a nightmare?

>>29150429
>having a daughter
*hits pipe*

>>29147264
Bigfoot MG

>>29150429
Why would they need to stop for that?

>>29150605
Anon...

>>29150640
You don't have an answer, then?