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きｔらあああ

はあちゃまえちえち

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2hu genocide for Friend...

Hey friends!

>>29120173
That doesn't make any sense, they all collab too much, and besides, the main branch is the main draw of these threads. It makes more sense to have a single threads for HololiveJP, and a separate thread for all the branch groups, IDs, ENs, Stars.

んなあああああ
ちゅちゅちゅ～

I love Lamy!

I love my oshi!! She loves /hlg/ too!!

Help! my cock is too large to fit inside all the hologirls... :( what do

Get the fuck out ENshitters

You guys are even worse than globaltards

Will the split ever be enforced? Or /hlg/ will forever be /vyt/ 2.0

I love Towa.

>>29120261

Haachama's mecha isn't really that big

>>29120275
>Only 4
get the fuck out of here newfag

>>29120238
fox friend...

ドヤ！

I love Marine!

>When Miko talks about wanting to see a sleep-over collab with NoeFlare on Christmas Flare lets it slip that she already has something planned for Christmas
>Flare then says that doesn't Miko also have something planned already
>Miko says; "Well now that you mention it"
>Then she says to stop talking about this and adds in that, that is still un-announced information
>They then do an intentionally bad cover up and says that they all will be alone for Christmas
That non-confirmation is as big as a proper confirmation. Christmas is secured PekoMikobros, I'm so happy.

The 2hus...

>>29120261
cuckfox!
Which holostar will she fuc- I mean collab with next!

You don't really hate her, do you?

How long until Artia's most viewed youtube video is "that" clip?

>>29120278
of course not

>>29120238
Do you have fun with your maid, friend?

Poru Disco!

ich will tausend benzos nehmen und dann einschlafen, wenn ich könnte würde ich nie wieder aufwachen

ORANGE AND BLUE ARE COMPLIMENTARY COLORS

Has Haachama mentioned what she'll be doing for Sunday?

>>29120225
Miko said it's a date pending, so she can delay/ fit everyone's schedule.
The 15th was just a placeholder, the actual collab should happen sometime next week.

That's one of the reason I sus Flare is evading someone purposely, I assume she hates someone from the end raids and will do everything she can to avoid her.

>Missed Mio singing オルフェンズの涙 live
Fuck my life

>>29120268
what did you get for her birthday anonchama?

>>29120309
I don't care enough about her or en to hate her

>>29120271
Just pick 2 favorites and put it between them.

>>29120275
A remerge with vy and niji is the only solution. A unified Japanese Virtual Youtuber thread.

>>29120309
I hate her obnoxious fanbase. More or less indifferent towards her.

Pictured are two cute holos who will welcome any collabs and are cute!

>>29120265
ちゅちゅちゅ！

>>29120309
no just those trying to stir things up for their shitposts and tribal v shit

>>29120278
>/hlg/ will forever be /vyt/ 2.0
Always been.
not even joking that has been the case for the longest time, people were talking here about the Rurudo stream yesterday without a care on the world and Patra posting is at an all time high, Sio still get's posted
and you know what, that's pretty tight

man that looks retarded, it's like she's wearing wooden boats for shoes

It's been -36 days since Artia "graduated"
I'm glad that she's alive but she's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for her.

ARTIA LOVE

>>29120263
>but HEY MOONA
Nousacucks running scared.

>>29120309
Go back to global and suck a dick faggot

where can i get a grandma like haachamas grandma where she buys me 7 cartons of redbull

>>29120341
I'd be fine with this.

>>29120300
Fuck please. I need this.

That Animare collab makes me remember one of the Animare members quitting due to ailment and the girls were so heartbroken. Imagine if that happens to Hololive (almost did with Miko)

>new mandalore review
>literal Among Us but FPS
How we make Holos trying it?

>>29120357
do u really beleebv

>>29120278
Why do you want tighter rules? Can't you just ignore bait?

>>29119742
>spoiler
wait what, wtf is this narrative

goddamn Haachama's gundam actualy has an enterable cockpit with piston doors

>>29120309
Of course not.

>>29120330
Yes, it should be going through sexy fanart.

>>29120345
you mean desperate?

I love yonkisei!

Have you seen my bitch?

>>29120263
EN has been collabing with JP like crazy recently, at this point they are more of a 'main branch' than ID or Stars.

>>29120361
Go back to global and suck a dick faggot

Holy--

Polka's setlist is onto her second column

>>29120371
>FPS
Not like this.

Shion yo

>>29120357
Judas. Also it's -5 days, the guy who wrote the official statement couldn't be bothered to double check if he wrote 12 instead of 11.

16 more songs to go

>Fubuki collabing with a male
OH NO NO NO

>>29120332
Who was in the raid that hasn't collabed with her for a while?

aqua giving me a heart attack in the members only stream. darn that gamer maid

2hus died for this...
good

>>29120309
I like her and her streams.

shes really growing on me

hey anon, wanna touch my belly?

>>29120357
have a cone

Get kicked on!

>>29120399
Go back to global or go play in traffic faggot

>>29120383
going beyond than her competitors. Sasuga Haachama.

Gosh, I wanna pound Flare's womb and breed her so bad...

>>29120323

>>29120400
could she not sleep or something?

>>29120371
>literal Among Us but FPS
so TTT

https://youtu.be/zWGljSdVI1I

>>29120411
How new ?

>>29120422
Yes. I'll kiss your belly like you kissed me 3 days ago

>>29120332
>hat's one of the reason I sus Flare is evading someone purposely, I assume she hates someone from the end raids and will do everything she can to avoid her.
>Senpaitachi
>PekoMikoBotan
I genuinely don't think she even comes close to disliking someone from either of those groups, Flare has always been uncomfortable un big collabs, Marine pulled out and Noel wasn't invited so she really didn't have someone to hang around since while very capable she isn't enough of a CHAD to handle PekoMiko like botan did

>>29120292
The mechs dont need to be a tit measuring contest anon

>>29120263
seafags are asleep in that poll so you cant blame them. Burgers want IDs and JPs together. You cant do anything about it. The majority says so.

>>29120410
>who was in the raid
Shuba, Ayame, FBK, Mio, Miko, Botan, Pecora
>collab
idk I don't watch Flare often.

>>29120261
I sure love being immediately friend zoned while FBK collabs with the dudes she actually wants to bone while not caring what her fans might think...h-haha I sure love being a cuc- I mean friend!

>>29120309
I don't. I never watched her streams, never will.

>>29120344
This. Gura herself isn't interesting enough to inspire any real emotion.

>>29120361
based, shark meido seething

>>29120304
Probably Oga again

>>29120411
The only people that care are spergs in this spergbox here.

Did you listened today to Risu's cover?
https://youtu.be/PYzTq7YEPBI

>>29120433
Ngh!

>>29120309
yeah shes fappable

>>29120371
At least try to hide your tourism. Unfortunate Spacemen with holomen would be cool, but they already struggle with simple rules in Among Us.

>>29120422
I don't feel like I'm worthy.

>>29120403
I'm glad she's back

>>29120406
source?

Sharkmeido working overtime i see
You can keep sperging out like the /v/ermin EOP reject you are.
We’ll eventually get the hard split.

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

Nice collab with Flare and Patra, I love them. Also GTAV tomorrow! Otsu35~!

>fucking virgin
did i mishear?

>>29120411
Welcome to hololive retard

herro im japanese

>>29120292
>so high
>made of pure wool
It's future will be as tragic as the giant duck.

>>29120300
>Flare lets it slip that she already has something planned for Christmas
Another christmas alone, ain't that swell Noeru...

>>29120334
I was considering buying her a snowman plushie or some food but decided against it, she already got enough shit for debut presents and will get even more for her birthday. I'd feel awkward adding more to the pile of crap she already has. I'll buy her birthday merch though.

https://youtu.be/2kjt6S5xTRw?t=931
>Flare explains that they are all using different mugs and that Miko is using a Pekora one
>Miko confirms it and says she'll take a sip
>Flare then asks "How does Pekora taste?"
>Miko spergs out and tells her not to say things like that and that it is only Barely tea
Flare's interjections are so powerful.

>>29120309
She's a great singer.

>>29120440
Kapumin very generational people !!

>wanted to stream GTAV
>youtube shadowbanned her GTA streams within minutes multiple times in a row before blocking new streams because she was spamming them
>going to stream it tomorrow now, even if she has to do it shadowbanned, which she probably will be
>Miko will also be streaming GTA at the same slot now
amane...
kanata...
chi...

>>29120482
cringe

>>29120511

>>29120422
>be touching okayus belly
>she wraps her tail around your neck and starts squeezing
>"haha you like that dont you anon, dont be embarrassed, everyone has a weird side."
>crosses her legs around your waist
>puts her tail end in your mouth for you to suck on
>"fuck, anon get rough with my belly, i like it rough, please anon"
would you anon?

>>29120449

Haachama it's 5AM...

>>29120406
They also didn't even list Spade Echo.

Vtubers who sound retarded/like a baby makes me so hard
https://youtu.be/ef6knlyjoxE

>>29120463
She get's a long with everyone in that list, the more distant ones are Ayame and Mio, but everyone loves Mio and i doubt she has any problems with Ayame

>>29120471
This hits home even harder than supacha just how much these girls get for just playing games and talking

>>29120489
It's pretty much why it's not picking up, especially over Among Us.
The Monster is literally OP if the crewmates are retards

>>29120482
Risu stop promoting yourself and stream

>>29120526
Can't she just leech Miko & play GTA Online together? I don't know how GTA V works.

>>29120261
Hola amigo

>>29120532
dude what the fuck is wrong with you. it was just a funny meme post and then you went full coomer and ruined it

>>29120522
>Barely tea
So beer?

>>29120512
I don't really play minecraft, but could you insulate it against lightning with some non-flammable material on the top? Sounds like the kind of thing that strikes down not diagonally.

>>29120482
Yes all the time it's a banger

>>29120511
I bet you're a slap happy jappy.

>>29120556
You missed Prisuners only stream today

>>29120132
Civia tweeted out the same bullshit about Aqua's LoL cover with her replies instantly full of antis saying they'll keep up the fight
Rosalyn actively supported them on stream and told them to keep up the good work
Reddit is remaining willfully ignorant and ignoring all damming evidence, which is whatever since they'll be gone in a month

>>29120471
>Fortnite
Watamates wtf?

>>29119383
Marine is at her best when being bullied. She even tried to dodge the ASMR requests by confessing that she doesn't have any skills for it just to be shot down with the reasoning that the ichimi only care about ASMR if it's her doing it.

>>29120555
What is that collage supposed to prove?

>>29120544
fuck off

>>29120555
>fans sending nintendo products

>>29120380
reps

>>29120572
i dont get it. How do you even buy them gifts?
Do you send them on Covers P.O Box?

>>29120569
Sadly this happens a lot when it comes to Okayu.

>>29120569
Shouldnt have belly posted then

>>29120563
I dont think you can play the campaign on gta online.

>>29120513
It wasn't a dismissal of NoeFlare, she implied they had already planned for something like what Miko was asking for.
>>29120570
I can't spell apparently, it is Barley Tea

>>29120569
okayu fans are some of the biggest coomers here, that's a well known fact.

>>29120300
They’re all fucking their bfs

>>29120526
Why was she shadowbanned?

>>29120278
i would still post in niji and vyt but they are full of uptight cunts.

>>29120570
Roasted Barley tea is not fermented

>>29120563
I think she intended to play single player, since she probably has never played a GTA game before.

>>29120513
Her roommate will be sharing Christmas with her viewers.

Seven fox, eight fox, nine fox, Fubuki~

>>29120490
>touch my yubi anon
what do you do?

>>29120408
clown unstoppable

I'm so happy my Oshi is not a whore

Is polpol stream gonna be archived?

Hololive backwards is evilrrat

>>29120497
>Most of it is just sake

We will never be able to send rotor vibrators to Aloe for her birthday...

I'd like to declare to EVERYONE on this thread that I really, really love my clown wife !!

>>29120540
does she have anything else on her schedule? If not she's probably going to work on this pretty late then sleep before her Minecraft collab with Amelia in twelve hours.

>>29120309
I don't find her entertaining. I don't find any of the EN entertaining

>>29120482
yes i love it

>>29120498
>We
fuck off

>>29120595
>prove
I though anon is just showing off fan gifts

>>29120602
You can just leave them on the nightstand after your session.

>>29120497
so much booze compared to other girls lol

>>29120357
ARTIA LOVR

>>29120613
Who the fuck knows.

>>29120526
I decided to get up at 4AM even though I rarely watch her streams, then this happened...

Why none of you fucks told me fennec had such nice song selection. What quality content did I was missing all that time?

>>29120471
>>29120440
Will Cover confiscate everything when they graduate?

>>29120299
Senchou was way too cute today

It's been 48 days since Jordan donated 507 dollars instead of 5.
I'm glad that he's alive but he's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for him.

JORDAN LOVE

>>29120590
It's Reddit, and moderated by members of Hololive.
Of course discussing scandals and internal drama isn't going to fly there

>>29120628
as you fish my doggo (cat).

>>29120309
If i wanted to watch an English language streamer there are so much better ones than Gura. I hold no ill will but she is pointless to me.

>>29120597
dilate

>>29120449

>>29120672
Literally read threads nigger

>>29120657
You'll never know how sad your life is if you never sober up.

>>29120672
Sad Fox Clown hours right now...

>>29120415
Ahh it's so fucking obvious that they were all c*n*nfags, but hey good for her at least they know her tastes unlike others who have to figure out what to gift them

>>29120563
She can, Miko would love that, I also wish for another holo to play GTA:O too just for shit and giggles.

>>29120456
>Senpaitachi
Mate Flare disliking Ayame is 10/10 narrative material.

>>29120673
>Age of Shitmar

>>29120590
Yeah but keep in mind Chinese are massive schizos.
>Civia tweeted out the same bullshit about Aqua's LoL cover with her replies instantly full of antis saying they'll keep up the fight
Could have been Civia just wanting to share Aqua's song since she's a massive Aquafag completely unaware some schizos thought Aqua was telling them to free her.
>Rosalyn actively supported them on stream and told them to keep up the good work
The anon who first shared this here downright said this was a translation of a post made by a chink saying this and not from an actual stream, he reiterated it multiple times, there's no stream source to these claims and as far as we know it could have been some Chinese schizo saying this. I want actual solid proof like Artia's.

>>29120238
Friend thread!

>>29120602
Please send gifts to the following address for the talent of HoloLive Productions. We ask that you do not bring your gifts directly to us.
〒173-0003
東京都板橋区加賀1丁目6番1号
ネットデポ新板橋
カバー株式会社　
プレゼント係分　○○宛

In principle, items that cannot be accepted as gifts
- Items not sent directly from an e-commerce site such as Amazon or Rakuten (excluding fan letters)
- All used/opened items (including used and new items sold on Amazon and other e-commerce sites)
- High-value items (items priced at over 30,000 yen per item)
- Creatures (including fresh flowers, except for flower stands at permitted venues)
- Items that require refrigeration or freezing (there is no refrigeration or freezing equipment in our warehouse)
- Handmade items (except for letters/fan letters)
- Stuffed animals/cushions (we cannot accept items sent from the EC site or doujin goods)
- Cash, money and other valuables (cash, money vouchers, tickets, catalogues, gift codes)
- Cosmetics, perfumes, bath additives, medicines, etc.
- Hazardous materials (explosives, knives/weapons, drugs, imitation swords, model guns, etc.)
- Clothing, underwear, etc. (Scarves, gloves, socks, and blankets are fine.)
- Religious items such as amulets, money orders, and items containing political or ideological statements
- Items that the talent cannot take home by themselves (e.g. heavy or large items)
- Pet Supplies
- Those that are against public order and morals or that may violate laws and regulations.
- Any other items that the management deems to be unacceptable

Help, I can't stop fapping to Okayu.

>>29120133
I sure hope not, they go to shit after Tokyo Drift.
The series should have ended after Paul Walker died but instead of gracefully terminating it they continue to milk a soulless cash cow.

Well here you go, looks like it actually worked somewhat for him.

>>29120602
I think you send it to Hololive/cover offices and the girls then can lick it uo/get it sent to them after it gets inspected. I think the address to send it to is available somewhere but I'm not sure

>>29120517
Nice mousepad, nerd.

>>29120685
Anonchama...

>>29120526
I will be watching her gta if given the ability to do so.

>>29120517
>That 2B asspad
Based

>>29120345
Choco gave Towa pinkeye , watch out holomembers

>>29120584
Oh fuck

>>29120513
Noel means Christmas, anonchama...

>>29120709
Haato talked about wanting to play with Miko and them having talked about it before.

>>29120720
theres literally nothing sexual about okayu

>>29120300
Finally, I was waiting for a confirmation

>>29120694
Thank god i never drink

>>29120547
It really is a crazy world right? A female can get by just doing nothing but having fun and being cute.

>>29120530
>others at the very least got some feminine products as a gift
>meanwhile Botan

>>29120672
This stream was both the starting line and the point of no return for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79A0I8_2vw

>>29120627
Are you counting how many times Oga came inside?

>>29120408
did she get depressed at something again or does she just wants to sing for once?

>>29120261
Hi Friends~

>>29120720
Put your dick in your pants and get some self control goddamn

You think Towa's tail works the same as the Deviluke girl's from To-Love-Ru?

>>29120555
Back then fans sent her tea because she drank it on stream so often but when her birthday came around they somehow got the idea that she needed booze and lots of it.

How much is Polka going to sing today?

>>29120722
Imagine how respected Fubuki is in hololive.

>>29120676
No, they just deduct the cash value of each gift from their next check.

>>29120733
Anonchama, your roommate reps...

>>29120741
Wrong

>>29120715
Civia and Artia are close enough that Civia at the very least is guilty of being friends with bad people.

>>29120722
how was the collab anyway? I know a lot of people watched FBK because she's pretty good in Phasmophobia collabs but I've seen too much of that game lately.

>>29120762
yes

>>29120720
Nice

>>29120299
あーあ

>>29120526
i remember when kanata was coco's reliable number two in gen4 , what happen?

SNOW HALATION

>>29120261
Hey friend...could you maybe introduce me to your maid h-haha

>>29120625
Hopefully she actually goes back home this year

>>29120762
Hope so.

>>29120719
>- Clothing, underwear, etc. (Scarves, gloves, socks, and blankets are fine.)
fucking footfag lobby

>>29120778
>Civia at the very least is guilty of being friends with bad people.
Yeah but guilt by association isn't proof. By that logic Yogiri is as guilty as the rest.

>>29120547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQr1N7MXQA8
wait you dont think mio deserves all these superchas?

>>29120779
Quite funny
Fubuki was bullying Oga trying to get the ghost to kill him and it didn't work out for her in the end

>>29120735
>heimin
fuck I forgot to browse /a/ during obon this year, did someone image dump that doujin as usual?

>>29120715
>Aquafag
>unaware what the other aquafags are doing
Yea ok retard.

>>29120526
Just wait till it gets to the point where her setup doesn't work for streaming the game. Then next time after that when she finally gets everything in order, she can't play the game for shit and stops after a few hours. Then it's a pressure week followed by dropping the game.

>>29120304
Friend and Winning Son had a twitter exchange the other day regarding Phasmophobia collab.
https://twitter.com/yukokuroberu/status/1325992587577053185

Do we have an archive or pastebin about what's happening with hololive cn? I am confused.

>>29120300
How do PekoMiko shippers do it?
I feel so bad for you lot, you come up with bullshit like “soulmates” and “friends since childhood” but then you see Pekora barely giving a shit about Miko being gone and when Miko is finally back you get a shitty minecraft stream where they show 0 emotions for each other.
Being a PekoMiko shipper is like living in the desert, constantly thirsty with your mind playing tricks with you, there’s mirages everywhere.
You’ll wait for this collab and when it actually happens you’ll be left just as empty as you usually are after PekoMiko collabs.
Pekora doesn’t give a shit about anyone but herself and Miko moved on a long time ago, please take your meds and move on with your life.

>Snow Dilation
Pol......

>>29120832
Coco went up to them and said, "You're fired"

>>29120745
But theybhave to live with the fact they hit the wall earlier than men, being objectively weaker than men mentally and physically, knowing deep down that the only meaningful purpose they have is being a hole to birth children, not being able to form critical thought, have menopause, bleed out their pussies every other month, know thst they ruin every hobby, etc. Women dont have it easy in the end, men do

>>29120741
Her voice.
I mean I totally understand why Korone wants to fuck her.

>>29120793
900k bed happened.

>>29120752
dad energy to high

>>29120517
I'm happy that she got such nice presents, lovely duck deserves nothing but the best.

https://twitter.com/kishidotemma/status/1327308753809522688
>魑魅魍魎
Damn Tenma that's mean

>>29120752
Swoletan

Can we all just decide as a group that any adult who hasn't had a job in 3 years needs to be put down for the good of the world? They've probably gone mental if they weren't already anyway.

TODOKETE!

>>29120832
coco hit CN with the
:^)

Polka is MY wife. That is all.

>>29120793
Too many breaks makes Youtube AI thinks she's veiwbotting whenever she streamed nowadays. Mel also had the some problem when she first came back.

>>29120760
No

>>29120821
Since when was this a thing?

>>29120715
This, Civia is a massive aquafag. There's no way she would sent antis.

>>29120719
>- Clothing, underwear, etc. (Scarves, gloves, socks, and blankets are fine.)
no programming socks?

>>29120391
Here Sir., Shall I suck your dick?

>>29120719
- Hazardous materials (explosives, knives/weapons, drugs, imitation swords, model guns, etc.)
>will never be able to give pizzadad a model AR-15

>>29120563
Mikochi would gladly play GTA:O with her.

>>29120132
>>29120590
The problem here is that they encouraged CNs to attack their coworkers by not shutting about the incident.
So thats still technically being part of the shitstorm.
Its like children throwing a shitfit and meanwhile the JPs just kept quiet about the incident.
>>29120719
thanks anon.

>>29120813
Yogiri's best friend was a niji. Yogiri and Spade kept to themselves mostly. Artia and Civia are close, and Rosalyn and Doris are close.

>>29120867
It's just ちみもうりょう bro. Do your supernatural reps

>>29120275
>Hololive JP
What’s up with that?

>>29120883
If you are not a female, stop posting she doesn't want you

>Aqua's men's stream is still live
What's going on?

The IDs are just HoloENs for EOPs who want to pretend they're cultured.

>>29120246
>14kg

>>29120778
There is as much proof Artia is "bad" as there is of Coco pissing off the chinks on purpose, as in, none.

towa...

>>29120592
I honestly really don't like the usual things the ASMR channels do. I would much rather just listen to Marine talking like in the birthday special voice.

>>29120884
i wonder why it didnt happen to miko?

>>29120309
of course not, just the usual bait

>>29120679
With some luck we will have some more streams like this one during the following weeks, she still has 1400 cards to go.

Omar please... i can't get hard now...

>>29120577
Pekora's first bunny house was covered by large glass at the top yet it still burned down.

>寝具 a song
I didn't get it until now
I'm retarded

>>29120719
>- Pet Supplies
Okayu's cat...

I got bored so I wrote a hypothetical moveset if Polka were a fighting game character.

OVERVIEW
Polka is a trap-based character with very tricky movement options.
Her projectiles are designed to chip away at the opponent, forcing them to approach her and the various traps she can set.

NORMALS
5A - A typical jab and her fastest attack. Polka does a chop in a tsukkomi-like fashion.
5B - A headbutt that leaves her advantaged on block. Situational anti-air.
6B - Polka swings down with a paper fan, whacking her opponent on top of their head. Overhead attack.
5C - Polka thrusts her thick leg forward for a strong kick. Good footsies tool.
5D - Polka pulls you forward with the Vaudeville Hook. Excellent for continuing pressure.
2A - She crouches down and pokes you with her finger.
2B - Polka swipes at your legs with her baton. Good low-poke with decent range.
2C - Her dedicated anti-air in which she pulls the string on a party popper, spraying confetti up in the air in front of her.
3C - She trips and slides forward, knocking her opponent off of their feet as well.
2D - Polka sweeps you off your feet with her tail. Hard knockdown.
j.A - Polka's flying knee attack. It's active until Polka hits the ground.
j.B - Polka's flying dropkick. Her primary air-to air.
j.C - Polka swings downward with a baton while mid-air. With its fantastic range, it's her primary jump-in option.
j.D - Polka's momentum stops and she floats straight downwards, landing on the opponent with her fluffy tail.
j.7/8D - Polka's unique movement option. An aerial strap descends from the top of the stage, allowing her to swing from it.

SPECIALS
-Pick a card!-
Polka's projectile move. She throws out a random playing card that has a different effect depending on the suit. Air usable.
(Heart) - Recovers Polka's health when it hits the opponent. Polka recovers a smaller amount when it's blocked.
(Diamond) - Same as the Heart suit, but with meter instead of health.
(Spade) - Does considerable chip damage even when blocked.
(Club) - Hard knockdown on hit. Staggers the opponent on block.
(Joker) - Polka has a 1/27 chance of throwing out a Joker.
Getting hit or blocking this card will inflict a poison DoT that will last until the end of the round.
EX -- Polka throws four cards out in an arc, covering the space in front of her.

-Caution! Wet floor!-
Polka dons her janitor's outfit and mops the floor. This leaves a puddle on the ground that will cause the opponent to trip.
The puddle goes away when the opponent makes contact with it, or when Polka gets hit. There can only be one puddle present on the screen at a time. This is Polka's go-to for setplay.
EX -- Polka throws her mop that hits twice. The initial hit knocks it up, and it hits again on the way down.

-You don't know Jack?-
Polka places a trap box in front of her. When the opponent gets too close, Jack springs out to intercept them.
Like Polka's puddles, it goes away when the opponent attacks it with a strong enough attack.
After 12 seconds, the box automatically triggers.
Polka can hold down the button in order to prevent Jack from popping out until the button is released.
EX -- Summons a bigger, stronger box!

-Roly-Poly!-
Polka jumps on top of a big rolling globe and walks forward. While she is walking forward, she has a guardpoint that will absorb one hit. Loses outright to lows.
At any point, she can choose to jump off the ball in any direction. The ball will maintain its momentum until it hits the opponent or rolls off-screen.
EX -- More armor!

-Now you see me...-
Polka's counter. She strikes a pose, taunting the opponent. If she is attacked during this, she will teleport with a counter-attack.
Depending on which button is pressed, she can teleport in place, above the opponent, or behind them.
If the button is held down, she will forego the counter-attack and be able to follow up however she wants.
This move is vulnerable to throws and there is a window that the opponent can punish you if it whiffs.
EX -- She can teleport without needing to be hit before hand.

SUPERS
-Here comes the Yacht!-
Polka uppercuts the opponent and sends them flying. While waiting for them to land, she tosses five dice out.
Depending on how good her roll is, she can deal massive damage to her opponent, or even damage herself if she is unlucky.

-The circus is in town!-
A large crowd consisting of Polka's troupe and various animals runs in from Polka's side of the screen.
Polka is able to move around before the super ends, allowing her to setup her next attack.
A fellow Gen 5 mate may sometimes come in at the end of the super to throw an item onto the field.
Botan throws some anime-meat for a slight health recovery.
Lamy throws in a jug of sake for some meter gain.
Nene throws some gyoza that gives an attack boost for a small amount of time.
A mysterious shadow may appear occasionally and throw over a microphone that boosts defense.

INSTANT-KILL
-It's Showtime!!-
I hit the character limit. I'll let you imagine.

>>29120924
>What's going on?
Art

>>29120883
sup tamaki

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29120920
literally just one autist that thinks a seperate thread will stop the numberfags and cure cancer

>>29120924
she did a song practice and is now reading the SC while ocasionaly talking about this and that

kill yourself

>>29120923
You just want her for yourself. Nice try idiet.

>>29120672
Her repertoire is really wide.
She usually picks a theme for her karaoke streams and then just sings a dozen songs that all more or less fit in there, so you don't just hear the same 5 songs over and over every stream like with many of the other girls, it's nice.
Last week she did like a "hotblooded" karaoke stream where she just shotgunned extremely high energy tracks one after another for nearly three hours. It was ridiculous how good she still sang and how much energy she still had after screaming her heart out nonstop for that long.

>>29120924

>>29120935
Towautism...

You are all invited to Nene and my wedding.

>>29120966
>This autism again
Post the other ones

>>29120779
It made me somewhat like the homo, but his design filters me way too much and all he really did was repeat ojou over and over while FBK carried the collab, so yeah.

why is the clown so cute today

>>29120966
Slow your autsim

>>29120958
im still sensing bullshit about that. Someone accidentally burnt it. I doubt that was a lighting strike.

>presentposting
i like that until recently the only time i've heard of any one of them using that stuff is Pekora puting her money in some Bunny coin purse that a nousagi sent

Polka kino

>>29120958
oh well, at least it'll get a good reaction out of her if it does burn down later.

Member's Only stream but she falls asleep during it and it runs for like 12+ hours and doesn't get archived

>>29120976
>private SC reading
That will be $4.99 plus tip.

>>29120996
I'll go into Nene, but I'll skip your wedding.

>>29120890
Do you not see the retarded logic in thinking such a "massive" aquafag would be completely unaware of what the other aquafags are up to? She also tweeted the same "she worked sooo hard this is so wrong" shit that the antis kept posting

>>29120920
Premeditated 2hu murder, that's what.

>>29120977
plz plz kill yourself

>>29120722
Thanks, Friend!

>>29120949
Miko was uploading videos and did a member stream or two. Not total inactivity.

>>29120966

Any website recommendations for holo lewds?

>>29120839
Anon, Pekora and Miko is a hololive ship, they aren’t close IRL, judging them like that will always make it seem shallow.
It’s a good hololive ship with great stream chemistry and nothing more.

Now that the chinks are gone, Coco has once again the worst fanbase in all of Hololive.

>>29120949
I think the members streams and clips she started to do like a month before her actual come back helped her in that regards, they AI acknowledged her as an active channel because of those.

>>29121006
Not that familiar with lightning mechanics in MC. Could a lightning have hit something nearby and caused a fire that spread to it?

>>29120977

>>29120960
Clown's wordplay really is the best, makes me wish I was more fluent.

>>29120966

>>29121048
>Pekora and Miko is a hololive ship, they aren’t close IRL

ITS TIME

>>29120839
No, you take your meds EOPkun https://streamable.com/yq9rhq

>>29120735
Why are most fan names so stupid

>>29120920
A thread to get rid of EN posts since they are 90% bait or doxxes.

>>29120958
>>29121006
Fire can spread horizontally, there's a chance a thunder struck a grass nearby when Watame was AFK & the fire spread to the wool fast enough before rain can put it off

>>29121050
not as long as ayame cucks still here

How was Robels big collab?

>>29120839
Calm down anon, your new is showing. They aren't just co-workers, they are best friends, they talk to each other, outside work. They are planing to go to USJ. Personally I don't ship them, I just like both of them

>>29120966
So this is the power of Omar...

>>29120839
Just going to spell this out for people who haven't already realised. Read the first letter of each line

>>29120966
j.X - Polka jumps so high she dies

>>29121043
NND

>>29121050
>chinks are gone
About that...

>>29121008
wdym? Lamy did several streams wasted/geting wasted on the sake people send her

>>29121048
but they are
you will get it by digging into their roommates

Is Haachama building an Emperor Class Titan?

>>29121040
TowAPEX stream was a mistake, so much so that it looks like she nuked the archive.

>>29121072
Someone should make a version of Haato's alt costume with the double eyepatches that she requested.

>>29121054
fires dont spread that much in MC. Also theres a literal glass on top of her house. IIRC lighting strikes only direct south.

I love Haachamas mouth movements when she's eating on stream!

>>29121097
Roberu got owned by Debi, which is a great honour

>>29121083
literally whos

>>29121097
All the girls simultaneously bullied and hit on him.

>>29120918
In her entire year at HoloCN Yogiri collabed with other CNs like 8 times, the girls talks stream the had was basically filled with "I know nothing about Yogiri but she seems neat"

>>29121083
Ah fuck this is going to be cringe

>>29121050
Tatsunoko aren't even at the bottom tier.

>>29121083
wrong thread buddy

>>29121048
>they aren’t close IRL

>>29120482
everyday after my daily nut

aqua's counting all the money she's getting from her papas!

>>29121083
damn boy... can't wait for /hlgg/ to be in flames

>>29121083

>>29121050
Sora fans are literally the saddest group. Idolizing and worshipping a girl who doesn't even want it.
Coco fans are annoying smoothbrain meme tards.
Pekora fans are just really loud autists.
Korone fans aren't much better than pekora fans(except with more spanish).

>>29121083
It's still a few hours away, though I'll tune in to see if Mori manages to bringe the cringekino to the podcast

>>29120966
I love your autism, anon. But desu life gain on card sounds pretty boring.
Also Showtime should end with a curtain being pulled showing the victory screen

Is Haachama trying to build the whole thing overnight?

>>29121097
robel killed haneru and haneru kept rubbing it in

>>29121083
Talk about it in global

>>29121083
Are these guys better or worse than the guy who was on coco's meme review

>>29120924
counting her money

>>29121048
>they aren’t close IRL

>>29121130
Right one is an old f/a/ggot with the shittiest taste. The other one is a literal who

>>29121159
is that pekora's rm?!?!?

>>29120966
anon please don't forget to take your meds

>>29121048

>>29120246
Asschama...
sit on my face onegai

>>29120793
Spent too much time scissoring with Coco on her $9000 bed

>>29120935
Oh nose is rolling with one of her regular crews. Why post this?

>>29121083
Good. Now I know when to avoid this thread and hlg

>>29121083
Please return to Global

>>29121083
Omg it's fucking real

>>29121188
yes

>>29121083
>mori
>trash taste
meks sense to me

>>29121050
They're probably the nicest dudes around.

>>29121165
Yes.

>>29121159
>look at this stupid fucking rabbit

>>29121048
wtf are you talking about anon

>>29121146
445 dollars

>>29121157
Kenzokus is a mix of these plus being cucks

>>29121050
But that's cumbuds?

>>29120966
based autist, keep it up

>>29121177
Worse

>>29121116
Haachama Class yes.

>>29121083
Wait is that guy on the left the one who buys Chinese cosplay outfits from Amazon and makes videos of him wearing them?

>>29121083
deadbraps are such a cucks

>>29121136
Is that a surprise? Yogiri's country is why HoloCN is being kicked out.

I can't believe Haachama is fat now.
Gonna have to cancel another membership...was hoping Noel would be the last...

>>29120735
>doesn't know about Omaru-za
How old is that image?

>>29121097
Ahhh it was alright, he didn't do much it would have been way better had Maimoto been there so he another man to bounce off with

>>29121202
But...this thread is hlg

>>29121188
no, that's her mother