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Hololive Global
I like this chicken!
Ina ina ina!
>>29115078Based. I like this shark.
>>29114997Seems stupid to add karaoke to your member stream poll if you were already planning on doing one but Gura put Halloween on a bunch of watchalong polls until she had to just go and decide that was what we were watching so.
>>29115078Is that the correct L-word to be using here?
>>29115062What a dork.
I thought Korone never collabed with anyone other than Okayu?
New narrative: Mori was Korone's English tutor
>the JP server is building mechs>the EN server is still struggling with rails
>>29114089Wait. They still do roomwork?
Apperantly, aqua is a vegetable and is steamed about itIs this true?
>>29115037I doubt it, but Aqua gets mad about being called a vegetable like Rushia gets mad about being called a cutting board and like Moona gets mad about people saying "HEY MOONA". i.e. It's funny when their coworkers do it, it's aggravating when the unwashed masses of chat run the joke into the ground.
Give me the POLKA LORE.Is it true she lives in an attic?
>>29115101It's rare, which is why this is a surprise.
I've a shame there still aren't any hololive-EN doujins.
>>29115098Is there some limit to how many times she can sing?
>>29115098It wasn't originally going to be back to back but remember last night's karaoke was supposed to be 2 days ago
>>29115101The moment she collab with Towa, gloves were off.
>>29115106This is bullshit but I'm willing to believe it
>>29115106>tutor recommended Doom to Korone>Mori sucks at DoomWeak narrative nigger
>>29115106Not enough 30 year old slang
>>29115125She lives in Kiara's attic with huge rrats
>>29115112You mean the JP server is building pre-made plans and EN is still trying to establish their server? Yes, you figured it out.
>>29115101Mori wanted to embarrass TreeRrat
>>29115115They participated as Hololive members. I'm pretty sure AZKi does some things as roommate still. Not sure about Polka.
>>29115125Yeah
>>29115112Part of the fun of the EN Minecraft server is watching them do their best stumble through the beginnings of touching the game and occasionally acting like Slinkys. Its fun to watch them fall down the stairs sometimes
Ina Inaaa INAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTASUKEHELPKOKUJINSAMA
>>29115101>First ever Pekora collab>First ever Towa collab>Actually participating in a big Among Us collab>Now a collab with MoriShe's going through her character arc, just like Pekor did with Moon.
>>29114985I'd put her in upper tier along with Moona, Towa, Suisei, Watame, Okayu and Gura
>>29115125despite her child attitude she is older than botan
>>29115083That reminds me, I must get Hades when it goes on sale
>>29114606Soma?
What's an idol?
I want to marry the chicken.
Oh god is Haachama also building a giant robot.
>>29115175
>>29115125Yes, your attic
>>29115112>JP server is almost 2 years old>EN is just 2 months
>>29115164Mori is not that spiteful and wouldnt do something that low. She just wants to collab with Korone and thats it. Can you people drop this narrative?
Mio singing~!
>>29115125showers once a week, never does offcollabs because she stinks so bad, lives in her own filth, uses empty mountain dew containers as gamer bottles, has a parasocial dependency on her chat almost as unhealthy as her chat's dependency on her
ATTENTIONMori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
>>29115112building mecha shit tends to be pretty easy when you have a fuckton of autofarms set up for various materials, and when you have more than 5 people
>>29115125[REDACTED] is a cultural historian of 12th-16th century Japan. Her interest lies in the social, cultural, and intellectual development of medieval Japan, and the use of visual sources in the study of history. She is currently working on medieval Japanese perceptions of natural disasters, and how these views were framed to serve various social and political circumstances in the late twelfth century. Her recent publications include The Seven Tengu Scrolls: Evil and the Rhetoric of Legitimacy in Medieval Japanese Buddhism (2012, University of Hawai’i Press) and “Disaster in the Making: Taira no Kiyomori’s Move of the Capital to Fukuhara” (2015, Monumenta Nipponica, Vol. 70, No. 1). She has taught Japanese history, religion, and art history at Princeton University, the University of Alabama, and at Sophia University, International Christian University, Meiji Gakuin University, and the University of Tokyo in Japan.
>>29115189I completely forgot about Soma.Yeah, 2 good games in the last 10 years is still a bit of a letdown
>>29115101She's been making strides in getting out of her shell.My personal narrative is that whatever she was going to the hospital for got her to reassess some of her life choices, specifically in regards to building bonds with others.
>>29115214this is true
>>29114512The Fire Emblem streams are her lowest viewed videos by a considerable margin. She's not numberfagging relative to anyone else, she's observing that HER fans do not like a game/she is not entertaining playing that game, which is a good and valid observation for an entertainer. If you don't optimize for content people actually like, people will not watch, and meme number will not go up anyway.
>>29115214Haha funny!https://youtu.be/vpiWXG8sOME
>Botan will never be your teammate, watch as you kill an enemy, and go "Ah naisu" in her low calm voice of appreciation.Why even live.
>>29115208idk man, evidence lines up
>>29115203AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN HELP
>>29115205I'm ok with this.
>>29115191a miserable pile of secrets
>>29115203
>>29115174Holy shit, if anyone ever asks me why I like watching almost-retarded girls play video games, I'm gonna tell them this>they're like Slinkys, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs
>>29115214Why is this fucking idiot allowed to ritual post again?
>>29115183Botan is like 22 so that really isnt much anon
>>29115245Why must you hurt me like this? I don't even know you.
Will Pekora hit 1 mil and get shoe horned into the 1 mil club (shark, friend, and dog) at the last minute?
>>29115176SoonPlease. I've been waiting for almost a year now.
>>29115214>Mori is a brapposter as wellcan she get any more based?
>>29115174>acting like Slinkys. Its fun to watch them fall down the stairs sometimes
>>29115078Nice chicken.
>>29115272>>29115183Here we go again with the mixed up narratives
>>29115272Oh sweet sweet innocent anon... The sweetest little anon... My precious anon... You innocence is intoxicating...
>>29115245You got a lot more to "why even live" for, buddy.
>>29115183No she isn't. Botan isn't that old though. Miko, Aki, Korone, Coco, Watame, and Rushia are all older.
>>29115198>going to marry chicken>wedding day>120 people turn up>Chicken cancels the wedding because there aren't enough people
>>29115267Because nobody but the meidos can stop him, and they don't care enough about Mori to bother
>>29115299The oldest Holo is Korone at like 26-27 so really you make them sound so old.
>>29115276They already made their official announcement with the trinity. FBK, Gura, and Korone are royalty. Pekora remains the clown.
>>29115267Hell if I know. What's the appropriate report for ritual posting anyway? Avatar? Low quality?
>>29115306Same
>>29115247Holy shit Mori you spiteful bitch, based
Did any JP member talk about Gura's singing yet? I know they talked about Calli before
>>29115276Too late for that. She will be in the second trinity with Aqua and Coco.
>>29115237That would have been a reasonable narrative if she hadn't called the Sakuno 10k+ meh, when its solid/average numbers for any of her streams.Sadly, no she doesn't compare it to her other streams. Hell, she even said she knows its gonna have low viewership but she will stream it because she likes it and then "complained" afterwards. I'm seriously not being a anti here, I like her a lot and I watch her streams. But this attitude is really bad.
>>29115076Ina would certainly play Engie.
>>29115313kek
I wonder if Korone will be doing an off collab with Mori.
>>29115313>Going to marry chicken>wedding day>120 people turn up>Chicken says they're all her brides/husbands as well>still cancels because she didnt have enough people subscribed to the event
>>29115247Narrative: Mori was the actually the one falseflagging as a chumbud that wanted revenge
>>29115313Kek
>>29115311It doesn't matter, because shrine maidens, half-elves, dog-girls, dragons, sheep-girls and necromancers keep their youthful body for a very long time.
>>29115351Ame and Mori will both cross 1m before coco
>>29115313god dammit anon
>>29115327You're off by about 10 years. Korone is 36
>>29115272This is some glorious bait.
>>29115272>>29115327This is bait right?
>>29115327>Korone is 26-27Oh God anon... My precious little anon... My sweet, sweet sunshine in the sky... You're like the morning dew, uncorrupted and untained, gently rolling down a slowly opening rosebud... My dearest of anons.
>>29115365Off collabs are not as common as Kiara makes them seem
>gurengeat least its a different arrangement
>>29115365I heard Mori's good with kids.
>>29115365no way
What are you guys drawing?
>>29115384>Falling for this narrative.Korone is younger than Marine.
>>29115365is Korone in Kyushu? Don't ask why this is relevant
>>29115381I believe that, but did anyone do that math on that? Preferably in the form of a nice chart with projections?
>>29115214I was there MoriPog
>>29115400WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL SING GURENGE GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I wish you all would clue into the fact that compare and contrast posts are all bait.
>>29115313Kek my sides
>>29115247Haven't they been talking for a long time? hell, Mori's been teasing that collab since before among us even happened.
Hololive playing Action Taimanin when?
>Mori does an off collab with Korone>it's actually a boxing matchA man can dream
>>29115427No. Shes doing it to destroy the tree rrat
>>29115313Nice
>>29114938https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1326982158041280512Just be a little forceful and not all lovey dovey then. It will get through.
>koro and botan are the oldest holos>somehow marine is the one who plays along the boomer jokes despite being 27 yoSencho...
>>29115427Mori said she has 3 singing collabs planned, so that might not have been the same one. If we want to keep that narrative alive.
>>29115313the birth of a new meme
>>29115408She's really not.
>>29115441Our boys gunna get fucked up
>>29115441Korone would fucking murder Mori
>>29115441Haha imagine if they were wrestling in oil instead
>>29115134the poll was put before the schedule was even announced. why do you think the poll is a different karaoke?
>>29115427wait, when has Korone "spit some fire"? I mean, she raps but wouldn't Coco or Watame be more suitable for that kind of foreshadowing?
>>29115410Isn't she from Kansai region hence the weird dialect.
I just realized, most HERfags only knew her for her youtube content.
>>29115397You have a knack for this, you know.
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327252826691518464?s=20Oh no, they get along great.I fear for the wallets of all the chickenfags if Rushia teaches her her ways.
>>29115441Mori would literally die, anon. Our boy might sound like a tough bitch but Korone is something else
Holos generally known to be older>Botan (confident and skilled)>Korone (high endurance)>Marine (god-tier empath and therapist, the phone-call that saved Kiara)Holos generally known to be younger>Shion (late to streams so often there's even porn about it)>Haachama (retarded)Why do we even want younger Holos again? I want more older women Holos, older women are fucking based
>>29115482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOHaMd3utAthis comes to mind
I'm ready.
>>29115313>manage to get the wedding going>finally you recite your vows>she does herd>"You may now kiss the bri-">she starts reciting hers in Japanese now>"Okay, you may now kiss th-">she recites it in German>"You may k-">she looks for another language to translate it to and recites it again>"You-">this continues 13 or so times
>>29115415gotta sing all the exact same songs the "fans" demand it
>>29115480It's only a member karaoke because that's what won the poll
>>29115482The whole point was to be technically right but not the obvious answer. Thats the best kind of hint.
>>29115441Korone would destroys Mori so hard. The dog is fit as shit.
>>29115462>27I AHHH I WANT TO CUM GALLONS IN HER MAXIMALLY FERTILE AND DUSTLESS WOMB
>>29115494Well yeah, no one watched her streams. Thats why she came to Hololive at all.
>>29115203fucking hell anon
https://youtu.be/oK35hzQRrMQPolka karaoke in roughly 20 minutes
>>29115506Mori would definitely yell out WORTH before dying.
>>29115512I could not care less.
>>29115508>the phone-call that saved KiaraBut she's still a menhera anon, what are you talking about?
>>29115472>>29115473>>29115506>Dog >beating anyone in a fightIts not like she was in a gang or anything. Goddamn
>>29115282How many hours would be?
>>29115505I'm fairly sure Rushia's skills are non transferable. I don't think her skills can really be taught.
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>>29115505>I fear for the wallets of all the chickenfags if Rushia teaches her her ways.She'd have to die and rebirth as a phoenix loli for that to happen though.
>>29115505Can't wait for Rushia to show her how she can even bait more sc
>>29115512Honestly, its been so long the narratives are already burned out. I'm kinda bored of shitposting about it
>>29115203This is very sexy to me i need my meds
>>29115505Kiara already know the dark arts. Kfp works for free afterall.
So how are you guys passing dead hours? I was busy losing nnn to a blonde knight vtuber with fat tits, playing with lotion and making suction sounds.
>>29115101She's collabed with Miko and Marine the most outside of Okayu and the other gamers. She's also occasionally been a part of group streams but it's pretty rare.
>>29115553>he doesnt know
>>29115508Botan is 42Korone is 37Marine is 28Shion and Haachama are 19
>>29115553Haha... yeah...
Please notice Ina... Acknowledge her existence...
>>29115505Doesn't work, Kiara is yuribait, not GFE for goslings like RushiaIf Rushia ever tells Amelia her secrets though we're all done for
>>29115467I meant specifically, her first jp game collab that she told us was being announced this week.
>>29115441>>Mori does an off collab with Korone>>it's actually a box training-matchThat would be an awesome 3D-idea!
>>29115454Lmao, Kiara is absolutely the type of lesbian that would give it all up for a dominant alpha dick
>>29115512>It is the 41st Millennium>For more than a hundred centuries Gawr Gura has sat immobile on the Golden Youtube Play Button of Earth>She is the Master of Mankind by the will of the algorithm, and master of a million worlds by the might of her inexhaustible subs>She is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Pedology>She is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that she may never truly die>Yet even in her deathless state, the Shaak continues her eternal vigilance>Mighty battlefleets cross the tentacle-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Detective, the autistic manifestation of the Shaak's will>Vast armies give battle in her name on uncounted worlds>Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Praefectianus Phoinix, the Space Rangers, bio-engineered sentai warriors>Their comrades in arms are legion: the Chumbud Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Booba and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Enmanichus to name only a few>But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from antis, cultists, skeletons - and worse>To be an idolfag in such times is to be one amongst untold billions>It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody fanbase imaginable>These are the tales of those times>Forget the power of てえてえ and wholesome, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned>Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war>There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of trolling and shitpost, and the laughter of cringy gods>and eventually, Mori's podcast at Trash Taste
>>29115578But that's how you win NNN
Amebros!?
>>29115214post link if its true
>>29115505I fucking hate rushiafags. There is no big secret. She just shamelessly milks losers by giving them what they want.
NNN day 13, this time with mayonutshttps://youtu.be/8qD1WxzKZeU
>>29115508We need an older woman on EN so bad. Gen 2 please.
>>29115577How about this?
>>29115512What proof do you have? Pretty sure Cover wouldn't let their talents do a podcast with these faggots.
>>29115585which holo is the 72 year old
>>29115480>>29115519she doesn't have to obey the poll.
>>29115415Because they have permissions for that song
>>29115606New how?
I think I still have the chart that has the ages of the holo JP. Anyone want it?
>>29115512WE AWAIT THE FLAGELLATION OF THE WEAKOUR SKELETONS WILL DANCE OVER OUR GRAVES
>>29115441Please remember the 10 hour ringfit stream where Fubuki, Mio and Okayu were fucking dying by the end, but Korone was still jumping around like they'd just started. Korone would dance circles around our boy.
>>29115575Don't worry. Our resident schizos will be sure to boost and samefag until it ruins the threads.
>>29115606Ame respects all of her senpais
>>29115606He's her homostar oshi. That's why I'm surprised people think she'd collab with Astel instead of Shien.
>>29115606She literally likes and retweet all kinds of Hololive content on her twitter.
>>29115553Korone literally boxes as a hobby. She's fit as fuck. There's a reason the dog has endless stamina. Mori stands no chance.
INTRODUCING YOUR NEWEST HOLO EN GEN 2 MEMBER
>>29115505LoliKiara costume, soon?
>>29115617That's hot.
>>29115606I mean can you blame her?
>>29115617>kiara with an extremely monotone voice>ha ha ha ha ha peko
>>29115606Nu?
>>29115637It's taken so long that the shitposters burned themselves out. No one cares anymore since we all know it's (probably) going to happen.
>>29115553>after off collab boxing match with Korone>heyy deadbeats, I'm back from Korone-senpais house!>her voice is noticeably nasally>a-anyway lets get this stream starte- *COUGH* *COUGH*>Mori wheezing for breath>sudden sound of something collapsing
>>29115606I thought she was fucking astel and not shien. I guess she's fucking all of them
> SEGA> Pays two Holos some lump sum to promote their game once> Instead of simply allowing them to play it for free, and watching as half of Hololive gives them free advertisingExplain to me, why Japanese publishers are so retarded?
>>29115606Amebros know that she likes and retweets everyone, dumb cuckposter.
>>29115605But I feel slightly soiled after that experience. And even worse, somewhat tempted to pledge to their fantia to get that VR porn clip in there.
>>29115176>First ever Pekora collabok retard
Friendly reminder that unironic fans of normalfag youtubers have been shilling their ironic weeb podcast and patreon here for a full fucking month now under the guise of "YOUR OSHI IS A TRAITOR" and you dumb niggers bit the fucking bait hook line and sinker.Ironic weebs are not /jp/ related.
>>29115575I'm sure she will say shit during the podcast that will be shitpost-worthy
>>29115585Isn't Korone's age just a popular narrative? I never saw anything that actually mentions her age once.
>>29115494No shitI didn't even know she did streams and though she got her avatar to shitpost until like last week
>>29115591too cool for that
>>29115616only if she has a chain smoker voice
So how did we like her return stream
>>29115627Could at least sing another Lisa song instead of Gurenge for the nth time.>Ichiban no Takaramono>Raising Home>Homura
>>29115685Speaking Japanese makes you retarded the longer you speak it
>>29115591Nigga he's a busy man. You wont see much input from Huke either when he starts working on Steins;2
>>29115615I'm honestly curious to see what the fuck she can still talk about when we get into days 25-30.
>>29115705I don't have reps good enough to find her fanbox.
>>29115620Are you implying Cover is competent?
>>29115705take your meds/10
>>29115659okay but what if
>>29115709Checks out.
>>29115176She is still way too shy in all those collabs. Actually, Towa is the one she clicked with the most so far.
>>29115615Shes running out of ideas
>>29115615i hope she starts doing the sexy voice at some point
>>29115696>you dumb niggers bit the fucking bait hook line and sinker.I still don't know who any of these faggots are and I never will, so not really.
I'm glad to hear her sing english country roads in a serious way finally, but I kind of wish it was closer to the John Denver version
I NEED MORE HOLOLIVE LOREDo any Holos smoke?
>>29115678Wrong, once it happens /hlgg/ will go full meltdown mode
>>29115615>still 17 more days to goWe are definitely getting a JOI extravaganza by the end of the month from this fucking semen demon
>>29115617Absolutely would kiss
Has Korone mentioned the Mori collab yet? Doesn't look like she's tweeted about it.
>>29115606What a whore.
>>29115717Someone show him the draw un their wall
>>29115408Jesus, you probably think Luna is in her twenties, too.
Gura feels like a crooner than a belter or a balladeer. I hope she sings slow songs more, like Moon River or One more time One more chance.
>>29115728What does a picture of Mori and Kiara have to do with this?
>>29115739you country road faggots are never going to be happy, are you?
>>29115131It's been two months
>>29115728mori is one of those extremely lame "guns scare me ban 'em" people, she's mentioned it several times. kiara, on the other hand...
>>29115617Ok so she ripped her own face and replaced it with Moona's but didn't bother to dye her hair purple?0/10 immersion ruined
>>29115727Yeah, she really should take her meds.
>>29115705>>29110758
Quite literally just woke up, is she actually collabing with Korone?
>>29115742>Wrong, once it happens /hlgg/ will go full meltdown modeYou mean /hlg/ will raid the thread?
>>29115750I'M JUST PLAYING GAMESI KNOW THAT'S PLASTIC LOVEDANCE TO THE PLASTIC BEATANOTHER MORNING COMES
>>29115620
>>29115773yes
>>29115757None of the hololive girls are older than 18
>>29115773Yes
>>29115777And? That doesn't mean the podcast is confirmed.
What the fuck would they even talk about in the podcast?
>>29115750Now this is good.
>>29115659Kek this narrative again. Korone is 37 years old. Yes she was in a gang when she was younger but it doesn't take any strength or stamina to bully meek herbivore Japs. Yes she does boxing, but that doesn't mean she's super fit or in shape, she just takes lessons. No sitting down for hours in videogame marathons does not mean she has the stamina to fucking fight people in real life. She's 37 and has had kids, her body is fucking shot.
I can't believe it's Sunday already, I feel like I missed my entire weekend. At least I didn't drink.
>>29115792Take your meds.
>>29115742Over what? We know it's happening and it's most likely just an interview.
>>29115728Pretty sure she prefers melee weapons. maybe if her zoning game is on point.
>>29115792Anon you need to wake up. You've been in denial too long
>>29115794Probably anime, and adapting to life in Japan as someone from the underworld.
>>29115739Should she do backflips and monkey noises while chugging vodka to so you can scream IT'S HER! SHE DID THE THING! too?
>Haachama talked about how she was working on having a collab with Gura>Mori said she has a 3 person collab with HaachamaWill it be a Haachama, Gura, Mori collab?
>>29115794mori's biggest ups and downs as a vtuber
>>29115777I'm okay with Joey, I don't like him, but I don't hate him. I don't even know the other guy, but he seems acceptable enough. But this fucking sea monkey. I hate him.
>>29115792Deadbeatchama...
>>29115792Anon I wished it weren't true either, but at this point its unhealthy denial.
>>29115705i didnt want to intrude because i dont have her fanbox
>>29115659Hope she can meet her children, Pretty sure she wouldn't care less about boxing if she got the rights for her kids.
>>29115678Me too anon. I'm burned out too. I suppose we ran out of twigs to burn. Now I can enjoy my boy without interruption.Time to return to being a regular deadbeat
>>29115657B-but she can't speak EN?
>>29115792A signed piece of art from "Mori Calliope" is hanging on the "Guest Art" wall of the podcast room, Anon
>>29115757In terms of oldest Holos its pretty simple. Coco > Okayu > Matsuri > Marine > Shion
>>29115792>delusionalbeats
>>29115777They gangbanged her that night.
>>29115794the JP hiphop scene is dead. Mori will most definitely mention something about that. Maybe sime compulsory fav anime discussion.
You guys love Gura now... but if you actually were together and she started growing up and stopped being a loli, would you still love her?You would give her up in exchange for another fresh girl wouldn't you...
>>29115794Anime. Being a vtuber. Maybe some talk about how collabs are organized or some other harmless behinds the scenes talk
>>29115462>27 yoChocochama...
https://pastebin.com/qTDUXGJFAnd so, need some opinions:Should Bloop join in? If so, should he be /ss/ or overly muscular?
>>29115851she's already over 9,000 years old and still looks like she's 11, i think we're good
>>29115801...
>>29115851Even if she wasn't a loli I would love her
>>29115792It's coming, brother. Do not deny it. The sooner you admit this, the sooner you will welcome the purification of your soul.
>>29115794That apparantly talk a lot about the gaijin in japan experience, so there's that, also probably at least some stuff about being a vtuber, but Mori doesn't have that much experience to be an authority on the topic. especially considering this shit was recorded so long ago. Might also talk about independent japanese music or what anime she likes.
>>29115794probably stuff likehow to get sponsorships?how she got the nickname "nigger of nippon"?what's her favorite chart to use when comparing sc and subscribe numbers?
>Newfags will never witness the sheer happiness Gura felt during her muse dash streamsPermissions are so fucking retarded that they somehow have to private streams made during a period that they were allowed to monetize the game in the first place.
>mfw watching the Mori english learning stream
>>29115813Oh god, I just physically cringed at the thought of the 'anitubers' trying to talk to her as though her backstory is real with earnestness. Fuck.
>>29115806she's a johnny main
Why are people so obsessed with ages? As long as they're not about to keel over from old age what's the point
>>29115835There'll probably be some small thing said that'll let us go on as usual for a bit
>>29115819its going to be Kiara
don't open thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46I1ZH4ZSs8
>>29115800Who takes care of her kids during endurance streams?
Shiny thighs.
>>29115819>Mori is kneeling Based
>>29115851In a heartbeat. I'd let her try to win me back by doing increasingly more debased things for me, but eventually she would lose.
>>29115864/ss/
Has Ina ever drawn porn? She won't ever, but I wish she's do lewds of Nyx
>>29115864Bloop should be a gachi-style musclemanHAHA, YOU LOSE
>>29115888>He doesn't know.NOBODY SPOIL HIM LMAO.
>>29115851she's 9000 years old already I think she's gonna have that body for a while yet
>>29115112Good, building mechs is just folowing a tutorial on stream with barely any chat interaction.I'd rather see them actually play the game or do a zatsudan instead.
>>29115512Any updates on this, I am so hyped for it.
>>29115843if Marine is 28 then Ina is older (29)
>>29115598>A lesbian that likes dickThat's not a lesbian anon
>>29115888Not so fast, ghosling
>>29115880Eh its whatever, she can do whatever she wants, I'll just not listen to the podcast. At least her sub numbers will crush Amelia's now with all the normalfags joining.
>>29115908All artists draw porn.
>>29115847release the VODs
>>29115899>He doesn't knowKorone is divorced and doesn't have custody of her kids.
>>29115765Yeah i remember hearing this before. Shes gonna get knocked the fuck out by the Doggo
Would a Kanata Mori collab be called Angel Beats?
>>29115800you are basing your statement on circumstances and narratives, while her being fit is evidenced in the RFA stream
>>29115894Anon, we are essentially gossiping girls around here.Why are you surprised?
>>29115918S-stop it... You're giving birds a bad name...
>>29115898You can't tell me what to do, if I want to fall in love Amelia I will!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8
>>29115899Korone doesn't have sole custody. She does endurance streams to keep the void at bay when her ex-husband has the kids.
>>29115908If you can draw you draw porn.Has she ever posted anything from her personal porn stash? Not as far as I'm aware.
>>29115851Even better. I wouldn't feel guilty fapping to Gura if that happens
>>29115920>Numberfagging for our boyYou're next on the Sacrificial Pool.
>>29115800But the heckin doggo hits the heavy bag three times a week, she can beat up your oshi!!
>>29115927Dead Gorilla.
>>29115908never posted anything on any of her accounts, the lewdest thing was azur lane loading screens
>>29115884All those memories.... archived
>>29115695they never did 1 on 1 collab before, do your archive reps niggerchama
>>29115942I was saying that as someone who's also going to be shitposting, not as a bad thing
Mark my words, Watame is one of the 3 senpais Mori is making a song with before this year ends
>>29115920Why are deadbeats like this?
>>29115843Okayu is one of the youngest. What is wrong with you?
>>29115927guillotine gorilla
>>29115943But Kiara said she also hates birds during her Sakuna stream yesterday.Which might also include herself...
>>29115884It is really sad we won't see more Gura Muse Dash, she had so much fun playing it
>>29115954You shouldn't feel guilty in the first place. She's a total brat who knows exactly what she's doing, teasing ojisans with her feet
It is dead hours so come watch my wife sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK35hzQRrMQThanks
How do you deal with it?How do you deal with the fact that you will never be with your oshi?You will never touch herYou will never see herYou will never be with her, hear her voice in real life, feel the warmth of her bodyBeing just one drop in tens of thousands of other drops. She doesn't care about you at all. Not because she's hateful, shallow or a bad person, but because she is unable to care. There are too many people. She cares about the fanbase as a whole, but you might as well not exist. She might respond to a comment you made here and there, but...is that it? Is that all you're destined to have?It hurts a lot. She can sing and have the best day of her life. Having fun, giggling with a smile that fills your entire body with warmth, each word she lets out sending shivers down your spine. And yet if you stand up and leave the room..She keeps going. If you're not there, she keeps going. Her happiness and joy is not tied to you. She is behind the screen and has no idea how you feel. You can be sitting in your room all alone, being on the edge of falling apart and she will continue to have fun. Without you. All while you're falling into the abyss.Siting here alone, watching her streams, her archives. Getting only small portions of interactions, one way feelings. All meaningless, but I have no way out. All meaningless, as she doesn't even know I exist. How do you deal with this? How do I accept the idea of being an eternal observer. Destined to watch a person that fills me with so much joy, knowing, that she is forever out of my reach. No matter what I would do, I wont be able to be with her. Even if I become a well known fan, all it would do is make her see me as someone deranged. someone she needs to stay away from. Someone who is blind. But i'm blinded by her light, the only light in my entire light, the light that's the only source of comfort and warmth.It's all meaningless.
>>29115801>it's Sunday alreadyTime travelerchama...
>>29115920Numberfags need to go back to circlejerking about Gura
>>29115943She FUCKING hates birds!
>>29115927harambe
>>29115972Safest bet of your life, Watame has literally composed her own rap songs on stream
>>29115920>cope with numberfaggingdoxxbraps....
at this point I just want the podcast to happen already so this stupid thread can move onto the next dumb yab
>>29115972
>>29115512ETA?
>>29115916Ina is 27
>>29115989sorry I'm watching my wife Mio sing
>>29115974lets not pretend everyone wasn't numberfagging Gura's 100k karaoke now. Numberfags will be numberfags
>>29115920
>>29115575Those initial tweets spoiled it too early, and getting confirmation last week only made it even less impactful. They really dropped the ball with the apocallipse.
>>29115921>there is a non zero chance that Ina has drawn cute and funny pictures of Gura, even if only for reference purposes
>All holoENs except for Kiara liked Gura's thank you tweet from last night's karaoke Narrative bros?
>>29115994Gura is inclining too hard so there's no competition for numberfags. At best they'll do it for Kizuna Ai but that's probably not gonna be for a while.
>>29116003Fuck this meme, it makes me seethe how bad it is
All of the holos are over 50 except your favourite one who is 63
>>29115963>>29115884>>29115986i'm really upset about the permissions getting pulled. but at least the streams she did aren't lost.in case anyone is looking for it:magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bab06da1264142f7549d9101e0aa4818f16dae8e&dn=gura%20muse%20dash
>>29115974Numberfags flock to the juiciest statistics of the week.
>>29115991I don't really want to do anything like that with my boy. That's kinda gay
I had a startling thought yesterday while In bed. Statistically speaking, at least one person in these threads probably lives within a kilometer or two of their oshi. I live in Canada, so my chances are even higher. Gura could unironically be in her smelly neet cave just up the road from me. Or Ina's rich parents house could be one of the big houses not too far away.
>>29116022>100k120k, anon.
>>29115352A lot of people use meh and average as interchangeable. Doesn't necessarily mean it's bad, just nothing special.
>>29115491One of her parents is from Kansai, the other is from a non-disclosed, non-tokyo area, most likely southern.Corona has lived in Tokyo for years.
>>29116028Kiara is busy and hasn't checked social media the entire day
>>29116028Jealousy is a bitch.
>>29115765https://youtu.be/yP7Vz8wtRHs?t=1807
>>29116008on 2010 tweet she said she's 19
>>29116028She see's sharks in her nightmares
>>29116029Since 1m there' really no reason to post about numbers. Viewer numbers? All the girls have enough to be considered successful, nothing else matters.
>>29115770I would love that to happen, but it seems very unlikely
Any deadbeats here?What the FUCK was Beezlebuz bout?
>>29116025Hey Mori can you make me a sandwich?
>>29115943Those birds were coerced by Kiara to sabotage our date with Calli!
>>29115918>>29115943SHOT THROUGH THE HEARTAND YOU'RE TO BLAMEDARLING, YOU GIVE BIRDSA BAD NAME
>>29115899> Kids> Implying, japs are capable of having more than one kid.Have you seen Japans birth rate? There's literally zero chance she has "kids"
>>29116050Busy checking twitter and replying to lots of comments except Gura's?
Guys I can't stop listening to plastic love Karaoke by Gura. I really hope she gets to do a studio cover of it.
>>29116028Kiara numberfags even in her streams, what do you expect, honestly?
>>29116027Not only that but many artists use their own body as reference. Its an open secret that a good way to study various poses is to film yourself in underwear or completely naked. And then draw by using many stopped frames from the viseo. It gives you absolute control, perfect angles and fluid poses.
>>29115991By not falling that deep.
>>29116067figure it out yourself, lazy shit
>>29115989>a songor many songs?a full blown karaoke would be godly right now polka
>>29116045You could literally live next door to Ame or Gura and you would never know, they don't leave the house (and neither do you)
>>29115591H-he'll draw her as a fgo card any day now...any day now...
>>29116081anon... I...
>>29115826>I don't even know the other guy, but he seems acceptable enoughHis main content is zoomer-tier but his mini-docu's are quite good:https://youtu.be/tV8OhAc3Zyc
>>29115245Have this insteadhttps://streamable.com/7rsu4j
>>29116081oh... oh no anon..
Tentabros!What's a good build for Lucifer Exagryph?
>>29116055No, she didn't.
>>29116085Yes
>>29116067I'm an ESL so I couldn't tell ya. Good thing you don't have to understand shit to enjoy it.
>>29116081See the spicy narrative is that Korone was in a gang and has a criminal record which is why she lost the rights to see her \d{1,} children when she divorced her husband
>>29115112>>29115207>JP has how many players?EN has 5, but is mostly 3.
>>29116044>>29116093I wish i could be as careless and have the ability to not love her as much as you do.
>>29115826>I'm okay with Joeyhe's acceptable, half Japanese and a loliconthe rest are ironic weebs.
>>29116047>120k119k*
>people havent realized Okayu is actually Korone's daughter from her ex husband.Open your fucking eyes.
>mfw Mori likes my bone
what i would hope for most in gura's member stream is a couple of songs to appease the karaoke voters, and then a stream of something else (madlibs)
>>29116028She was asleep.
Friend can't even get 10k subs in one week.Sad
>>29115991It only matters that she doesn't tell us about having a boyfriend, and more importantly never tell us how happy she is with her boyfriend.She can do whatever she wants in her private life.
START THE SINGING POLKA
>>29116086Yep lol, these figure pose dolls are a meme that exist almost solely to provide plausible deniability to artists who'd rather not admit they've put themselves in some of the poses they've drawn
>podcast shitstorm will drown out Ina's comfy minecraft stream
>>29116146Okay now this some spicy narrative.
>>29116134I would believe it, if it was one child. Multiple children just sounds too 'stereotypical suburban America' to be true.
>>29116054https://streamable.com/lwhkxg
>>29116146>Imagine doing Tee-Tee baiting with your daughter>Imagine Okayu is so distant from Korone that this is the only way she can get daughterly love from her daughter.
>>29116146Korone's trying to delay the inevitable cuckening, I see.
>>29115991>How do you deal with the fact that you will never be with your oshi?i'm with her every time she streams... that's the whole point of this.
>>29116045Do you know how big the entirety of Japan and the west coast of both America and Canada is compared to how little people post in these threads? 1km is way too short
>>29116180This makes the pairing indefinitely hotter
Polka no that's lewd
>>29115991>doomposting this early in the morningAnonchama, you won't find them meaning of life ruminating on every possible avenue and facet of it. Philosophers have spent thousands of years and still have no objective answer. Everyone spends too much time thinking and just instinctively arrive at their own answers from gut feeling, and you should do the same.
>>29116141well, they're working for an anime company (Kadokawa) so...
>>29115125Polka made it 3/4th the way through seiyuu university but failed, oversleeping through her classes. She spent the next decade dwelling on her failure to achieve her goals. When she got her big break, she suddenly felt like she was fulfilling her goal in life. She got around the industry “gatekeepers” through vtubing. Then it fell apart. Even though she's more successful now, what happened to Aloe could happen to her at a moment’s notice, and she’ll be all alone again. She knows this life is completely ephemeral and she will lose all the people who care about her some day. In other words, "mono no aware”.Combined with her very limited real life interactions, and growing up on the internet a skewed concept of "connecting" with people, she has developed a very dependent parasocial relationship with her members. They love her and she genuinely loves them, but has doubts in her head because it can't be 'real', right? You think she does this for money? Her roommate made nearly seven figures a year between streaming and fanbox. She *needs* her members, not individually, but she needs their support, their love. And she loves them back, just as hard. It’s frankly unhealthy. She is a lonely internet hikki so it's the only connection she has grown to understand, spending too much time on NND and 2ch/5ch to have traditional friends and relationships.tl;dr Polka's a 32 year old fucking shut-in mess due to a string of failures in life, and can never appreciate success.
>>29116146Your narratives are too strong for me schizo poster.
So what time today or tomorrow can we expect Morigeddom?
Fubuki is playing Ghost game again.Shes addicted but it seems so repetitive
I walked in on Polka bathing!
>>29116192Delay what? She is going to marry her daughter.
>>29115765How am I supposed to impress Mori with my groupings now bros...
I can't wait for pic to btfo narrative niggers
>>29116002A few hours. probably during Ina's stream, so I guess any discussion of that will be drowned out by shitflinging, but at least gives people who want to avoid it something better to do.
>>29116180Nice
Polka it looks like foam not wool.
>>29116097Utawa
I warned you all, I TOLD you today was Polka's monthly bath! I hope you got your chance to enjoy that scent.
>>29116210She's one of us
>>29116146Wouldn't that make Okayu like 15 at best?
>>29116166Hope you prepared that panic bunker in time.
>>29116212>>29116175>Cat and Dog>Okayu was born when Korone was 16 it all adds up. Accept it
>>29116096I get it now.It's about the internet and the cycle of hate.And of course, Beezlebub, the lord of the (f)lies)Less subtle than Yummy(x)And I was being lazy sorry.Thanks.
>>29116239Wait, it's not supposed to be a bath?
>>29116140I mean, how would a relationship with her even work? She's literally too busy to have one. Give it up, nigga.
>>29115991>save up some money>fly to japan during comiket season or whatever>buy some tamaonsen CDs>chat up K's and ask if Mori's around>if she is, hit her up>don't spill your spaghetti (very important)>ask her to sign your merchezpz personalized shit from your oshi, just don't be a fuckin sperg about it
>>29115617It okay, Moona just needs to do that hand thing on Pekora's face, just like in Face/Off.
Please tell me that Cover will do another seed roundI know some of you industry insiders are here lurking
>>29116214>Morigeddomwhen she does a Dominatrix stream
>>29116229Same, it's weird that there's still some combinations that haven't happened when some pairs have collabed 3 or 4 times.
>>29116210also she's pretty fugly irl, almost as bad as botan
Mio or Polka karaoke?
>>29116273>comiket season
>>29115512LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOLET'S STRENGTHEN THE HEARTS OF /hlgg/ AND PIERCE THE HEAVENS OF CRINGE WITH THE KINO DRILLS.
>>29116275Why the fuck does this exist
last night was the first time i have not cried at gura's singing and i am not sure what it means
>>29116214nothing is gonna happenit cant be worse than the ame incident
So how much does Cover take from the girls' earnings? I just found out that YouTube takes a third of every superchat they get, which sounds fucking nuts, add to that what the cut for the company and I feel its almost damaging to join a Vtuber company, maybe you get some legal protections but still, nothing stops them from saving some money and getting their own rig and all that
>>29116289Fugly for a JP, would be a 7/10 compared to American women.
>>29116261she's saying it's supposed to be a blanket
>>29116289>Botan>UglyDo your reps.
>>29116297Mio
>Polka literally getting 5% of the views during her karaoke stream as Gura last nightwhy is life so unfair
Polka is singing, stop your naRRATives and get in here.
>>29116320lol no
Cover will try at least one Gura(in term of success) every holoen new gen.
>>29116180>be okayu>get into hololive because you're extremely horny about suise and suisei's gloves>also crush on le funny yubi yubi dog because you're just that much of a horndog>offcollab with korone>she's your actual, literal, physical mother that you've only seen in family albums>have to keep collabing with her because of views and teetee>yfw still hornyImagine.
>>29116297Whoever is singing at the moment
>>29116318youtube takes 30%Holo takes 50% of whats leftThen tax'sBut the only info we have on what holo takes is from an offhand comment from coco, so take it with a grain of salt
>>29116309>it cant be worse than the ame incidentA what?
>>29116221It's repetitive if you're playing well. It's about managing the chaos of an unknown entity which behaves in strange ways. If it's doing stuff you're not prepared for, you're fucking up.
>>29116229I NEED the AmeMori collab asap just so I can see the oldest narrative of them all to be put the center stage.
>>29116273>Comiketanon...
Polka sounds kinda soft rather than energetic like a clown
>>29116326>baiting dox posts this obviously
I wanna hear a holo sing hyori ittai or hunting for your dream but I know nobody will ever sing anything besides departure
>>29116318They get around 20-30% of a superchat
>>29116326stop embarrassing yourself, newfag
>>29116347don't tell him
>>29116251Wet animals typically don't smell great, and her hair is bound to puff up.
>>29116333In a good world they'd both have over 200k
>>29116318The girls end up with somewhere between a quarter and a third of the superchat numbers you see
>>29115313>Go to Kiara's wedding>She's angry and numberfagging about the attendance>Drives back home
>>29116358Today is comfy Polka
>>29116347exactly, it can't be worse than that and you haven't even heard about it.
>>29116273>don't be a fuckin sperg about itYou'd be surprised at how hard this is.
polka's singing is comfy
>>29116343But they are both doing it!
>>29116333Polka NEEDS to do some musical collabs with Mori
>>29116358That is her alter - Polkahime
Why is Polka nude?
>>29116297Why is this even a question? Polka can't sing.
>>29116333Gura has a lot of things working to supercharge her numbers. Polka still has a fan following and is making a living playing video games streaming and yelling while playing the Hurdy-gurdy. Its fine Mr.Tripsmen
>>29116363>>29116367I've seen her wrestling pictures. She's a solid 7
>Mori mentioned she wants to try ASMRHow cringekino will that be deadbeats? Will she whisper big ups in our ear?
>>29116275GODDAMMIT GURA STOP TALKIN ABOUT FACE/OFFHoloEN Omikron when
Could any other Holos beat GURAME in a fight?we're talkin Max Atlantis Power Gura and DETECTIVEMAN Amelia, here
>>29116281Timezones are to blame for a lot of it, and non streaming workloads don't help either, what pairs with we not seen anything from yet? Mori and Amelia I think, kiara and pretty much everyone except mori we've not see much from as well.
Have another Mori during these dead hours
>>29116306I felt actual emotion during Country Road. Been awhile.
What is the strongest form of Gura>Shaaak Gura - Shaaaaak>Princess Daughter - Gura asking you to praise her after she did something>Brat Imouto Gura - teasing you and asking if you are frustrated>Nervous Gura making a joke - forgetting half of it than laughing nervously huHaha>Comfy GurAme Gura - talking to Ame and forgetting about everything else.
Which server are Haachama and Amelia going to play on?
>>29116326here.
>>29115996Good God Mori is erotic. Imagine her just bending over unaware of her stonking honkers, her bazongas, her massive manipulate mammaries just swinging around loosely
>>29116382Pick the one who is singing the song you prefer. I am listening to Mio. Will switch once the song is over.
>>29116347Lurk moar newfag
>>29116339is this true
>>29115996Unironically, so does Kiara"Birds are my worst enemy!" - Kiara while playing Sakuna.
>>29116379Shes' like the JP Ame singernot all that great at singing, but their voices are very comfy and relaxing to hear
>>29115101Mori said they talked for hours and they have a lot of common interests and tastes. Collabing with people you feel comfortable with is natural. I think it'll be great, and I can't wait.
just woke up after falling asleep from gura's karaoke, did i miss anything in these past hours?
>>29115794think of it like a zatsudan
>>29116398she was thinking about doing a fucking Kazoo ASMR bit. You tell me
>>29116143>119k*119,493
>>29116398She'll forget what shes doing half way thru and scream about something
>>29116401Is there fan art of Doc Oc-Amelia yet?
>>29116408hot
>>29115606Anyone got that Shien copypasta so we can teach these newfags who the real alpha of Hololive is?
oh its superchat arigato, the text was cut off
>>29116387You must be the same nigger who's been saying Botan is young and Shion is old all throughout these threads. I admire your dedication to this weird type of bait.
>>29116318hololive does extremely valuable marketing for them, as well as offering them access to a lot of popular vtubers to collaborate with, and does some not much administrative support like handling permissions negotiation and arranging model illustration. there's a lot more that cover should be doing to support their talent, but it's not like they're just taking away money and giving nothing in return.
>>29116398Im pretty desperate for anyone to do English ASMR. id probably member for it just to try it out even though i dont really like the rest of her streaming stuff. her songs are okay though.someone linked that Skittycat person the other day and i didnt realize how different the ASMR hit when its in your own language even if its not that great
>>29115606ame ships astel with bossu?!
>>29116420What good is censoring the name when you can searhc for the text on Twitter and find her account in seconds?Doxxbeats can't stop themselves.
>>29116414Korone and Okayu were already a streaming duo before they joined HoloLive together.
>>29116399DONT PUT BRING THAT EVIL IN THIS PLACEI would love an Ame, Gura and Mori struggle through of it with the same switch offs as pat matt and woolie had
>>29116210A naive rrat like the rest of us
>>29116266>Walk in >Grope her breasts while she sets up her next stream description or tweets>Have quickie>"Thanks for the sex homie" finger guns at you>Go back to work
Just finished watching Ina's Hades stream. Why is there so little hype for Ina's future Titanfall 2 streams?
>>29116399>HoloEN Omikron whenYou want them to break up already?
>>29116387You must be deaf
What is the strongest form of Gura>Shaaak Gura - Shaaaaak>Princess Daughter - Gura asking you to praise her after she did something>Brat Imouto Gura - teasing you and asking if you are frustrated>Nervous Gura making a joke - forgetting half of it than laughing nervously huHaha>Comfy GurAme Gura - talking to Ame and forgetting about everything else.>UTAHIME Gura - Singing to more than hundreds of thousands of people
>>29116210>She spent the next decade dwelling on her failure to achieve her goals.Give it 5 years or so and I'll be a vtuber, this is pretty much the story of my adult life thus far
>>29115991It's super easy to be with her>Fly to Japan>Go to any THHK concert>Stalk her home>Kidnap her
>>29116420>Mori talked with Korone for 3 hoursAbout what?
>>29116475>Titanfall 2it's just a worse apex
https://youtu.be/oK35hzQRrMQPolka singing made my heart melt more than Gura
>>29116483>forgetting half of it than laughing nervously huHahaThis
>>29116146>Oyaku>Korone>oyakodon
>>29116399It already destroyed one groupNot another
Can someone give me a non-biased opinion on Gura's singing ability? Where does she rank at in holoEN? HoloJP?
Just joined the stream. Why is Polka hiding her body? new outfit reveal maybe?
>>29116404What are you talking about? Kiara has done atleast 2 solo collabs with everybody besides Gura.
>>29116299>>29116357When is it coming back? I'm seriously running out of good new doujinshi.
>>29116320>>29116289https://myanimelist.net/people/8914/Nozomi_YoneshimaI warned you.
>>29116459It sucks that they all seem to think it has to be the real tingle inducing type of ASMR and aren't interested in it.Polka's type of ASMR is what I would love to get from Amelia for example. Basically soft talking while sitting or laying next to you with minimal ear tapping stuff
>>29116468Ame's plan is just to get the homostars to fulfill her yaoi fantasies.
>>29116500I'm going to apply to be a jannie so I can one day be a meido, track down your ip, then shoot you.
>>29116505she sings like shitugly
>>29116470dont start this shit again, you don't need to have an aneurism everytime
>>29116420Anon censoring the name doesn't do anything, you retard
>only 6k watchersGET IN. NOW.https://youtube.com/watch?v=oK35hzQRrMQ
>>29115991I've already come to terms that I am incapable of forming relations with real people, and will likely die alone unless I survive to the point that AI waifus in either immersive VR worlds and/or robot bodies become realistically feasible and affordable. The Holo girls make me happy because they're cute and I enjoy hearing about them and cheering them on as I watch them grow, but I have no illusions that they care about me as an individual. When I watch them, I am able to lose my individuality temporarily and become one with the mob, part of one being known as "Chat" or "The Fans", and that mass is loved by my oshis. It's the same kind of feeling that I enjoy watching live events for - I'm autistic as fuck but the whole mob mentality thing is fascinating to me sometimes in that respect.
>>29116483>>29116401
>>29116483They're all the strongest in their own niches
>>29116483i think UTAHIME is her strongest form, but she is all of those things.
>>29116494>I'm your rapist and I hope you'll remember mePEACE
Will Ame learn Japanese or is it impossible for her?
>>29116510>Can someone give me a non-biased opinion on Gura's singing ability?You won't get one. Its impossible to have a "unbiased" opinion on the singing ability of someone you already know more than their singing about. Thats why blind auditions are a thing.
>>29116543stop talking about her roommate then
>>29116510Best HoloENTop 5 HolJP
>>29116515I think it's supposed to be a fluffy coat but it looks more like a bubble bath to me.
>>29116510>Can someone give me a non-biased opinion on Gura's singing ability?not here, no.
>>29116515Only Polka knows why
Does Gura hate Minecraft now? She's skipped it 2 weeks in a row.
>>29116483Mesugaki Gura is too powerful, she can destroy millions of men...
>>29116299>>29116357s-surely winter comiket 2021 will push through?
>>29116401I mean Kiara and Mori cannot die so...
>>29116470What good is complaining about doxxing if you're giving the exact instructions on how to do it in the same post?
What's todays shark member stream? Another karaoke?
>>29116526Your dental reps, Polka...
>>29116399>>29116472>>29116477>>29116509>Gura and Ame are no longer friends.
>>29116385
>>29116550You too, huh
>>29116515I think she's imitating this coat
>>29116548Mio is better tho
>>29116565I doubt she will want to learn how to read and the grammarProbably some key phrases/words at best
>>29116505I love Polka and Gura's singing, but now is not the time for division. We can equally love both, unity brother.
>>29116580i think she's made it into her backup game now that the subhumans took away muse dash.
Friend Ghost stream is nice
>>29116475because we wanted to see amelia play through it first
>>29116548I was a little late but I made it
>>29116570its a screencap of a tweet about how Mori taked with a Jap for 3 hours that correlated to her setting up a collab with Korone. Wheres her roommate in all of this?
>>29116483Gura Lagann - Piercing the skies
>>29116401Could you say Ame was Ride On Time?
>>29116580Most holos would reschedule their missed streams but if Gura misses one it's just gone and not replacedKinda sad
>>29116580If it wasnt for Mori barely streaming she would be at the bottom of "getting things done" in Minecraft
what would happen if gura collab with a famous singer/actress like Ninja did. Would she become too big?
I usually love Gura karaokes, but listening to the archive it sounds quite off for some reason, like she was either too timid or the music was too loud
>>29116540ur ugly
>>29116548I know numbers shouldn't matter but after the Gura stream it hurts just a little bit...
>>29116510OFFICIAL /hlgg/ SINGING TIER LIST>S TIERAzki, Gura, Mori, Sora>A TIERMoona, Risu, Kanata (start of career), Towa>B TIERAqua, Matsuri, Kanata (half-deaf), Watame, Okayu, Roboco, Suisei (overrated), Shion, Nene>C TIERIna, Kiara, Subaru, Korone, Marine, Rushia, FBK (in character), Mio, Miko, Mel, Ayame, Lamy, Flare>D TIERLuna, Haachama>POWERGAP>CHOCO TIERChoco, Coco, Noel, Ame
>>29116483comfy guramemaiden in love mode
>>29116605Don't fucking do this to me anon
>>29116505POLKA IS SUDS
>>29116440
>>29116548karaoke is more normal for /jp/s towa had similar numbers earlier today
>>29116529Mori said she will do just that. She will show up really sleepy and talk softly.
Is Gura furious that Mori dared to collab with Korone before she could?
Why is Kiara so bad at Mario games?
>>29116635if gura rescheduled every missed stream, including the SC reads she's said she would do, her schedule would be full for the next month of makeup streams. just get used to it. this is how she does things.
>>291164953 hours of BIG UPS Korosan, no-no, really, I mean it, Korone-sempai, thank you so much
>>29116404Outside those song reviews in the first week Mori hasn't collabed with anyone except Kiara and Gura. Every other combination except Kiara - Gura has happened.
>>29116653good list
>>29116526Hey, I've seen some of those.
>>29116605Not again..
>>29116605Cease.
>>29116653Accurate, however Coco has been improving a lot recently
>>29116653Ame should be in her own tier above S
>>29116649yes, the music was too loud.
>>29115591?
>>29116605Have Gurame had an Axe Throw Moment yet? I'll admit I haven't kept up with the minecraft streams
JUST WOKE UPWhat did I miss after the VOMS renaming shit?Also bros.. It's almost time we hear her voice again.. after 39 hours
>>29116653mori is watame tierand that's not an insult
>>29116653I always forget about Azki
>>29116627>its a screencap of a tweet about how Mori takedIt's not Mori's twitter account. it's her rooommate's twitter account.What's wrong with doxxbeats?
>>29116653BasedTeamates BTFO
>>29116653this but replace>POWERGAPwith >SOULGAP
>>29116483Utahime gura (standing form)
>>29116401is this chainsawman reference?
>>29116649music was loud shame really. shark brain didnt know how to fix it
>>29116318Look at the numbers that indie vtubers get and tell me if you still feel the same way
>>29116653Go back with your shitty copypasta
>>29116459Skittycat is fucking great. I keep returning to her headpat videos. Some anons have been talking she's Gura's sister, but I don't see any resemblance in the voice.
>>29116653Kanata sang this just days ago: https://youtu.be/9vGAMdcMbBU?t=3500She's definitely A+ tier
>>29116653>Risu not S tierBruh
>>29115512it's been a month, please shut the fuck up already until they actually announce it
>>29116715Pikamee is going to prision for possession of CP
>>29116681>SANKYOU KARRI-CHAN>WOWOWOWOWOW
>>29116653>S-tier>MoriOutisde of that,your list is suprisingly good, also Civia was probably the best singer in all of Hololive RIP
>>29116649She was nervous as fuck. Doing it standing probably didn't help.
>>29116426We will all die in a few hours.
>>29116505I always love seeing her hatless, fennec ears are really nice
>>29116146I stand with this narrative
>>29116653>Mori>S tierGood bait. Maybe B tier.
>>29116605I WAS JUST AFTER THE DIAMOND
>>29116653Ok, this is an actual good list.
>>29116407Mesugaki Gura actually slaps, yeah.
>>29116333Polka isn't a good singer, even if she's passionate and has insane stamina. I know a bunch of clownfags are going to jump down my throat for that.
what the fuckPolka is cuter than usual today
>>29116678Supposedly she plays from the OBS feed, also not much of a gamer i guess.
>>29116653Mori is A or B, lets be reasonable.
>>29116344>>29116366>>29116372Holy fuck that sounds terrible, so from every $100 they only get between 30 and 20 bucks? It almost feels like exploitation>>29116454Well yeah I guess the marketing aspect is a fundamental part, perhaps the most important part at the beginning, still feels like they get too little> handling permissions negotiationAin't that something that only needs doing when you are a part of a company?
>>29116146okayu
>>29116745I actually had a few moments where i was listening that i was like oh that cadence was similar to what i heard from the Gura Sister fox.I could almost believe it.
>>29116768I'm still mad about that, she reminded me of a less polished Aimer
>>29116653Sora still has no friends
>>29116674I don't think so since Fubuki is the one that Gura looks up to.
>>29116254teen pregnancy, it makes too much sense
>>29116495I'm sure there's plenty, I think Mori specifically mentioned Crash bandicoot, they both like weird kusoge, castlevania, and apparently movies, which makes sense, since Korone is a bit of a westaboo.
>>29116653>unbiased>Suisei (overrated)Retarded dogfuckers can't help themselves.
>>29116726I didn't even notice until you specifically pointed it out though. Its a cropped tweet so would you be the doxxer in this case?
>>29116605Can someone give me a quick rundown on this? I don't watch normalfag youtube.
>>29116653Where are the alter voices like Kurokami and Ayunda?
>>29116146>Okayu is 23>Korone is 36This narrative actually lines up assuming Korone was really a sukeban in her high school years.
Wait a fucking second. You mean to tell me the hive of all doxxing in the west and the people who keep doxxposting itt are all fucking women?Why would women run a doxxing imageboard?Schizoposters, explain yourselves.
>>29116812>Ain't that something that only needs doing when you are a part of a company?They're all employed by Coverhow new?
>>29116674Gura hates the dumb dog
>>29116653>mori>S-tier
>>29116745Anon they have the same artist
>>29116812It's like getting paid in commision, except the bank takes 30% of the cut first.
>7kcome on polkabros we can do better than this
Is it true Mori got gangbanged by three guys?
>>29116712Honestly Ame has so many DSP moments and Gura constantly attracts disaster to herself, so it's hard to really pin anything down to something as distinct as an axe-throw moment.They need to do a collab playthrough of a singleplayer game that Ame has played but Gura hasn't, so Ame can make fun of Gura for doing something incredibly silly.
>>29115920Christ, imagine being in this much denial, encouraging normalfags, shitting on Amelia and numberfagging all in the span of two posts.Deadbraps really need to consider suicide. Mori's graduation can't come sooner..
>>29116653pretty good list
>>29116614Now I want this as a new outfit for PolkaDrawfags onegai
>>29116806The 35th anniversary ports are kind of crap too, especially 64.
What's the top 5 ranking in Hololive based off of emitting Main character Aura?
An EN should go over and build a sleeping Iron Giant head
>>29116844addiction to gossip
>>29116838"Two Best Friends" stopped being friends
>>29116873Un trueshe is a boomer virgin
>>29116565Give her a year or five
>>29116844Yes we already know women are the one ruining this site
>>29116844jealousy
>>29116844The gossiping housewives narrative is real.
>>29116678only one monitor and OBS screws with the timingrental pc was the best idea ever
>>29116812>Ain't that something that only needs doing when you are a part of a company?no, if you use copyrighted material owned by someone else, you're liable to be sued at any time. individuals get away with it more, but it has nothing to do with being part of a company, and everything to do with whether the rights owner thinks you have money they're entitled to.something else i forgot to mention is that being part of a company insulates them from being personally liable in those cases. so even if they stream something without permission and get sued, it's cover that has to deal with it, not the individual vtuber. the vtuber is only accountable to cover.
>>29116580If you want a narrative.Gura doesn't really like it that much, but she doesn't mind playing it. Ame likes it somewhat but wants to play other things too, and doesn't want to be typecast so heavily as MC player. The reason Ame was so desperate in trying to get the netner railway, was so they could get the coral supply working and get Gura to build Atlantis with her.
>>29115578Foxdemon...
>>29116873yeah, me and my shadow clones
>>29116649>sounds offShut the fuck up.
>>29116744I will say this subjectively without a huge amount of practical experience about singing technique: Kanata can belt for sure, but she always has this weird nasality in her voice that makes her singing just sound a tiny bit "off" to me.But that's just my opinion, maybe there's singers who have similar vocal styles that I just have never really thought of, it's just with Kanata there's a pre-expectation based on how much the fan base and other Holos hype her up as the second coming of christ for singing that I expect Celine Dion level singing.
>imagine doing karaoke for 7k people while the other day a shark got 120k..it's sad to compare..
>>29116873Only in her Kingdom Hearts fanfictions.
>>29116495Most likely just general English practice. This collab/Mori being the EN Korone reaches out to makes perfect sense:-Korone seriously wants to improve her English, mostly for the sake of her overseas fans-of the EN's, while Kiara also lives in Japan and speaks Japanese, Mori speaks English as her first language and is literally an English Teacher.-Mori's already said she's been giving English lessons to some of the other JP's like Marine.Korone's primary motivation for reaching out to Mori, and especially why she wants to play the Bomb game with her, is she's using the conversation and the collab as a big English-learning challenge for herself.
>>29116812>It almost feels like exploitationprease understandu, no black company, small tech company
>>29116407GuraMommy(flat)
>>29116878lmao stay mad teamate
>>29116565>Will Ame learn Japanese or is it impossible for her?Even stock sentences would probably help a lot.
>>29116844>why do women who've failed in life spend their time amassing ammo against successful women and relentless try to bring them downis there nobody who can solve this mystery, nobody at all
>>29116653Mori would probably laugh if someone put her alongside Gura and AZKI.
>>29116146>>29116843literally impossible. you see her 3d vids? those moves are way too smooth and energetic for an old hag.
>>29116738yes
>>29116897the times when women would complain that /jp/ was too weird to browse for them are long since gone.I miss the good times
Her voice heals me
mio wink
>>29116844Nobody hates women more than other women.
>>29116844>Why would women run a doxxing imageboard?Who do you think buys all the celebrity gossip magazines? Woman are literally 3D narrative schizos.
>>29116878
>>29116807Polka sus
>>29116844Oh if only you knew, women from my workplace literally stalk people on social media, search for their alternate accounts and look through each pic like fucking FBI just to find something to shut on
>>29116678>First times a boss with 1 health after failing for 2 hours in M64>Beats one of the most difficult sunshine levels without using Flud on her second attemptNo idea how she does it
>>29116893Meds
>>29116953I love clown's karaoke. Her singing for actual song releases is so clean but here she's cutting lose and letting her heart out and it's so wonderful.
>>29116838It's from when the Super Best Friends split up. The two pivotal members who were the established eponymous "best friends" were no longer friends anymore.It's probably the point at which more than a few people got into the post-Ai wave of vtubers to find something to fill the hole they left, I know it was for me.
>>29116653they hated anon because he spoke the truth
>>29116475I'm honestly kind of surprised she's picking up another FPS game so soon after starting half life, seems a little out of her wheelhouse
>>29116934Reminder that when Teamates were at the lowest point of HoloEN, Deadbraps decided to kick them while they were down just to escape brapgate, which was an actually harmless (literal) shitstorm that would never have resulted in the graduation of their oshi. Remember how people treat you at the lowest of your time.
I shouldn't be Gosling Haachama but I am,stupid sexy retard I want to marry and take care of
>>29116953I like how Polka actually sings something other than Gurenge, Connect or Cruel Angel Thesis
>>29116982Same for me as well, to be honest I know they all went their seperate ways but I don't even watch them any more. I fell down the holohole hard
>>29116961NUNUNUNUO!
>>29116844Imagine how miserable and disgusting you have to be to browse there. I bet they all live in filth and shower once a month
>>29116976thought the boomer part would give away the joke but alas
>>29116712>>29116875The fuck is an axe throw moment?
>>29116844even though that's technically true, i'm willing to bet 99% of the people trying to dox vtubers are men
>>29116526thats not Poruka right? I have seen other sources and this does not match, not even close
>>29115062The best song she sang was Sorairo Days. Absolute 10/10
>>29116653Where tf are Pekor and Polka
why are all english vtubers so cringe? they're so unfunny, it feels like they're always trying too hard
>>29116986More like he's a deadbeatNo one else would even consider putting Mori into S tier, that's ridiculous.
>>29117007wow, I literally hate anons now
>>29117011Taking haachama to a strip club for a date!
>>29116885Mori is oddly high up there, if your main character is a dense harem protagonist.
>>29117045Go back dog fucker
>>29117011haachama acts like a retarded little girl but has massive milktankspossibly best gap in holo
>>29115851That's why I love them anime girls, I get older, they stay the same age.
>>29117045Nyanners is cute
>>29117023When your only defense in Silent Hill is an Axe but then you throw it in a giant hole in the ground
>>29116948She's an old hag, alright, but she keeps herself in good shape.
>>29117007I just assume that most of these people have changed and learned better and even if it's true, I don't hold it against them
FUCK YEAH ROLLING GIRL
>>29116526Probably needs bimax to properly correct that with braces, which for a seiyuu is probably impossible. Its 3 months until it heals, then braces for a couple years.Her dentist absolutely fucked up there, there's no way she has a proper bite.t. dental surgeon
>>29117007Literally the entire thread was shitposting tho and you cheripicked a few posts, and not all of them are even bad, pathetic
>>29116417Except Polka can actually sing, her endurance streams aren't her top work.
>>29117007>>thinking this smug shit won't bite you back in the ass next dayBased deadbeat
>>29117045then leave
>>29117048Its just a cringe list pandering to /hlgg/ narrative. Gura is nowhere near S-Tier either, she is just popular here so he sucks her off to get agreement.
>>29117045Wrong thread buddy, the anti thread is /hlg/, you're in /hlgg/
>>29117007People keep talking about the fans that were kicking teammates when they were down, but was there a fangroup that was the opposite and tried to be the opposite
>>29117048make your own list then? Instead of going "REEEEEE BUT WHYYYY" that would be a better alternative, wouldn't it?
she's just hiding her powerlevel right? she can surpass the dum shark anytime she want, rright? okay but seriously, her skills and vocal range are way too incredible, there is no way she's not just holding back
>>29117059Glad someone agrees with me. I've been pushing the Dense Harem Shounen Protagonist shit a while back after the among us stream.
>>29116885Miko
Polka is singing rolling girl, I need narratives NOW!Just kidding, we don't need narrative for obvious facts
>fbk collabs with men>nothing happensidolfags btfo
>>29116844Anon. Did you think the /cgl/ cabal was a myth?Now your eyes are open.
>>29116605>Ina breaks into tears playing Kirby yelling DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS when picking up a dream rod.
>>29117007Only one of those is actually kinda bad desu
>>29117045https://streamable.com/qyirta
>>29117123she is very good. but why would she be holding back?
ACTUAL DEFINITIVE /hlgg/ SINGING POWER RANKINGS>SUPER SOUL TIERFlare (Meme songs), Noel (Enka)>S TierAzki>A TierSora, Towa, Kanata (start), Suisei (overrated but still good), Watamee>B TierAqua, Matsuri, Kanata (now), Okayu, Roboco, Shion, Nene, Marine, Kiara, Kurokami>C TierIna, Subarau, Korone, Rushia, FBK, Mio, Miko, Mel, Ayame, Lamy>D TierLuna, Haachama, Coco (improved)>E TierAme, Choco, Coco (start) Noel (Still has soul)POWERGAP>SEAnigger tierFuck SEAniggers.
>>29117077I really wonder if Korone could very easily beat down some anons here in a cage match.
>>29117136Rolling girl is such a good song. So catchy and upbeat, then you figure out lyrics and meaning and it's like "Oh. Ohhh...."
>>29117139There aren't many holos who are as resilient as FBK to handle the shit thrown their way if they collabed with a dude.
>>29117048Get mad at something better, at least. Or just make your own list fag. Or better yet, find a hobby
>>29116526That's not her. Nozomi's voice for Asuna and Polka's voice for Asuna in Ahegaodoru are far too different
>>29117166Fuck off already they're all good in their own way
>>29116885Ame > Gura > Ina > Kiara > MoriAme is the normalfag of HoloEN and doesn't have any outstanding traits (subpar singer, mediocre artist, etc) and has various transformations (hat+coat, hat, coat, no hat & coat) as well as a super form (Gremlin mode). Like most shounen protagonists, Ame uses luck and brute force to solve most of her problems.Gura is the depressed genki amassing friends and connections. Tragic backstory and going through a redemption arc right now.Ina is the motherly figure (wiseman) that's versed in her field.Kiara is a red shirt.Mori is that nigger that dies first in every horror movie.
>>29117109Azki really should be the only S tier. She is by far the best singer in Hololive.
Is it true that Artia is being adopted by some popular western Twitch people?will she be okay bros?
>>29117123You clownfags are quickly becoming the worst part of these threads
>>29117123
>>29117113No thanks, I got better things to do than write out an entire tier list only to end up discussing it with delusional deadbeatsCan't wait for you guys to be gone
>>29116526>exclusively hentai roleskek.I'm a huge seiyuu otaku. I'll dl one of these and see if the voice matches.
>>29117007Are you digging through the archives for things to be angry about? Take your meds.
POLKA!!How drunk is she
>>29116885Fubuki is up there easily, even has evil self
>>29115991Compartmentalization. I pity you fools.
>>29117007it's just banter broame has a bf and that's a good thing
>>29117202Yes
Polka is so loud bros, hurts my old man ears
>>29117166>Kanata (Enka) not S-TierShit list.
>>29117166Seethe
>>29117139Friend is something else, she does whatever she want while BTFO the idolfags. They also cant do shit to her.
>>29116885Anon no matter what the reality is they will push that their oshi is MC power, except Ina maybe, pretty much nobody believes that
>>291156161 karen is enough
>>29117007Just a reminder to newfags.Picture of holo =/= fan of holo.
>>29115222>got a book published in 1974Polka isn't a granny, ok?
>>29117202>How drunk is sheIt's Polka
>>29117146Wait a fucking minute. It unironically makes sense now.What the fuck.Schizoposters please. I take it all back. I dont need your strongest narrative. Take it out of my system. Give me the antidote. I should of listened. Im not strong enough. This is not ogey.
>>29116885Sora if we include the mangas that have one pae plots, she could easily fill in for MC of these with how she's lonely and people avoid her
>>29117048Deadbeats wouldn't consider putting her into S tier either. I believe that with her voice and lungs she has a lot of potential but she really needs to get some coaching.
>>29116844Women are vicious man
>>29117007Not a fan of Ame but I welcome any comrade that chooses to literally hate Calli
>>29117007How about growing a thicker skin, huh? At least try to be as good as your oshi.
>>29117166>has soul tier>still puts Ame at E tier>skips Mori entirelyummmm chumsharts??
>>29117199I had Eroge still downloaded and I don't really feel it matches
>>29116636>barely streamingogey
>>29117123She’s singing in character
>>29117007Are you ignoring the fact that WE HAD THREAD AFTER THREAD OF PEOPLE SHITING ON TEAMMATES, this doesn't change shit
>>29116812Not sure but they also either get a salary or a cut of the membership fees and ad revenue as well. So it’s no it’s not just SC.
>>29117087>>29117104>>29117151I actually cherrypicked the positive posts because I knew this one deadbeat was a real ass nigga. the rest of you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>29116526>Elizasleyn in KamidoriBest angel
>>29117212look mom I posted the thing!!!now someone will say "archive reps faggot"!
>>29117139>nothing happenedall those akasupa... gone...
>>29117166>hating moonafuck off
>>29117166>Fuck SEAniggers.Holy based
>>29117229Haha you are a funny guy anon, of course those are real deadbraps
>>29117212archive reps faggot
>>29117199VAhttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15655838POLhttps://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>>29116653Honestly having listened to Coco recently, she doesn't deserve to be as low as Ame, I don't know choco or noel well enough to comment on their placements though.
>>29117194you have enough time to reply to someone you want gone, at least. Its nice to see that you care so much, anon. But really, do pick up something to keep your mind busy.
>>29116526not her
>>29117261Well i dont have a chart but am sure Mori is right behind Ina when it comes to hours streamed this two months.
>>29117247Her best singing performance is probably the MiA opening cover right?
>>29115101how come out of all the collabs she only pushed on pekora, the one that can least take it?
>>29117309and now someone will post "hahah condommates believe this!!"
>>29117111I like this meme.
>>29117199People gotta make a living somehow, at least it's better than starring in extreme Japanese films during the time like All Night Long or Tumbling Doll of Flesh to get a paycheck.
>>29116526That's not actually Polka, ooelki.webm is a cover of the Ahegaodoru song, not the original.Compare the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWqISfm26vATo Polka's cover: https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>>29117139Gachikoi no like fbk.
Reminder that the threads would instantly improve if deadbeats were removed. They don't care about holo live, just like their oshi. They somehow found excuses for just about anything she did, be it constantly cutting collabs short cause she conveniently scheduled some shitty wine stream 1 hour after the collab start or her openly flaunting her akasupas in front of others during a collab. They constantly shit on other gen mates and other singers in holo live. They not only defend but almost welcome her collabing with western faggot anitubers. They can't stop doxxing every single day.
>>29116885>Sora (The OG)>Mori (Dense Harem Shounen MC)>Ame (Detective MC)>Noel (Classic RPG MC)
Who has the best vocie?
>>29117260Not surprised. Polka's voice is really distinct, and while she obviously has good voice control it's definitely not the kind of voice you can hide. I wouldn't be surprised if some /hlg/ shithead just picked out the ugliest seiyuu they could find with hentai credited to bait gullible idiots that knew Polka's roommate from her hentai parody song.
Polka this is so cute
>>29117276imagine how Ayamefags feel
Any word on if the Amechama collab is on EN or JP server?
>>29116875>DSP momentsCould Ame survive a "the camera was on the whole time" moment?
>>29117347>holo livethis is how you know anons, please give him all the (You) he deserves
>>29116715GYARI apologized and corrected VOMS' pronounciation from ボンズ to ボムズ
>>29117359Ame is liking posts on Ayame too, so maybe they like her now!
>>29117276But you told him to kill himself.
>>29117185HoloJP....
>>29116925The state of chumflakes, literally triggered by their own
>>29117375I might like her more if she streamed
>>29116844Holy shit, I wish you never made me go there, those women are fucking insane. Literally just malicious threads shit talking them for no fucking reason.
HOW TO GET FREE (YOU)S FROM /HLGG/ TIER LIST>S TierMake a tier list that is mostly reasonable that people can debate>A Tier Purposefully leave out some members on the tier list>B Tier Put overrated or underrated next to names to incite tribalism>C TierPut outrageous opinions to incite flame wars (AME IS THE BEST SINGER EVER)>Shit TierSEAniggers
>>29117007I mean Deadbeats wanna see Hololive burn so thats expected
>>29117362EN server apparently
>>29117139friend is legitimately one of the most powerful holos influencewise in cover
>>29117350grua
>>29117364Yes
>>29116844Now, this is a narrative
>>29116526>>29117310i refuse to believe it's her. my clown is pure.
thanks to you guys i'm falling deeper into the holei've only slept 4 hours in the past 3 dayshelp
>>29117347Mori is a successful vtubercope
>>29117370Knew it was a nothing sandwich
>>29117296>>29117346is this true?
>>29116875>They need to do a collab playthrough of a singleplayer game that Ame has played but Gura hasn't, so Ame can make fun of Gura for doing something incredibly silly.i mean that was the chess stream already
>>29117023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50HjAk5gRDY
>>29116948Most Asian women age slower physically than western women. There's this one time that some guy mistook my 60 year old mother as my wife.
>>29117139Antis fear the fox. She's too powerful for them.
>>29117183I figured this was based on someone misunderstanding ahegaodoru was a cover
>>29117343that's way too specific, anon
>>29117347tl;dr
>>29116873She got gangbanged by 15,000 eyeballs on her date stream.
>>29117309hahah condommates believe this!!
>>29117387>say stupid shit>durr u triggered
>>29117375how can Ame be this based?She's liked a post for almost every Hololive member
Polka can't really hit these high notes...
>>29117397FUCK (YOU)!
>>29117423Yes. Fubuki has no gachikoi, and she makes fuck all in terms of supas.
>>29117347amefags are mentally ill
>>29117423It's more about the fact that FBK rarely 10Q supa.
>>29117174How would Coco compare to FBK at shit thrown their way? Is there a power gap or is it pretty close? Coco and the bugmen arc shows she has high mental resilience. Any other Holos who are resilient to shit thrown at them?
>>29117439>thinking everyone who reply to him is one personhilarious
>>29116873I think there needs to be more than 3 for it to be a gangbang
>>29117394Makes even /hlg/ threads look as if its filled with Josephs all hugboxing and loving every single holo in comparison
>>29117437And now someone will post the image made by a schizo proving that they broke up.
>>29117399I want to see Hololive succeed
>>29117247Yeah, she doesn't even consider herself much of a singer, I think her voice sounds great but it's clear she wants her main focus to be on rap, rather than traditional singing.
is this real?
>>29117347>holo live>holo>live
>>29117463Better luck next time.
>>29117442>new naRRATiveJoseph is actually amelia's 2nd account, and her goal is to promote unity
>>29117423even ame gets more money than her
>>29117490I want to fondle Mori milkers
>>29117423Yes, but mostly because she doesn't read superchats. She also makes a fuckton in sponsorships and other deals. She's everywhere.
>>29117423fbk makes shit for superchats despite having one of the highest sub count in hololive.for a good comparison look at amelia. she has pretty much the second biggest following in holoen but she is the second worst earner. she makes half the amount that calli does despite having like double the streams.
>>29117397>outrageous opinionstake that back
>>29117453Fubuki unironically doesn't need to make a single yen off superchats herself, she's Hololive's strongest brand ambassador.
>>29115606The narratives are never wrong, it’s only a matter of time
>>29117491>oh no he put a space in there>this invalidates everything objectively true he said about Mori and her fans
>>29116731Oh noooo... how will we ever recover? Kek
>>29117500Ame is a top 10 earner in Hololive, I think you meant Ina.
>>29117499>new naRRATive>newstop shilling yourself faggot and fuck off
>>29117461Coco is the most resilient. FBK hasn't had much shit thrown at her. Marine is also pretty chill.
>>29117310Completely different. Kinda disappointing to be honest. /hlg/ narratives are weak.
>>29116526retardchama...
>>29117413Yeah pure boner material
>>29117520Proof?
You absolute fucking retards kek
>>29117433I went down the Youtube rabbit hole once and found a guy doing synopsis on extreme horror movies once, some popular ones like from Takashi Miike or Lars Von Trier, but mostly a whole slew of other shit I had no clue even existed. Even seeing them once in clip form, it's hard to forget them by name after that.
>>29117364It'd be extremely hot, so yes.>>29117427>Chess>SingleplayerI don't get it. Also "pawn takes queen" just didn't have as much impact as the fire axe, especially with Gura's delayed response. Kiara's arrogant loss of her queen by Ame's rook was more powerful.
>>29117347can't we all just put aside our differences and grow up already? this is highschool level drama
>>29117544Constant sponsors
>>29117397Ame is the best singer ever (subjectively)
>>29116873Is it true she put her 5 ft scythe inside them?
>>29117535no, fuck off
>>29117511Ame gets her money from subs. And she's started doing proper superchat readings, turning it into a fun event every week. I think her earning for November are going to be much higher.
>>29117490Abayo
>>29117520This. She makes Cover a ton of money indirectly by getting people to start watching Hololive to begin with.
>>29117413She definitely is not
>>29117490Mori>Kiara>Gura>Ame>>>>>>Ina
>>29117461Coco had a panic attack in the store after the Chink bullshit
>>29117561How can we if deadbeats keep doing this shit every single thread?
>>29117544how new? lurk more retard
>it's dox hours againFor fucks sake can't you SEAnigs just go do something else?
>>29117435wouldn't it be 30,000?
>>29117579Thats not Ina
>>29117468>hlg/ threads filled with Josephs all hugboxing and loving every single holoHow do we reach this timeline?
>>29117569Yes I was there
>>29117583When did she mention this?
>>29117520She does a ton of promotional stuff because she just naturally has the talent for it. She would be a scary used car salesman.
>>29117556>Kiara's arrogant loss of her queen by Ame's rook was more powerful.Kiara's UUUUUUGHHHHHHH anguish screams give me life.
why does she sounds like she just cried? she sounds really sad for some reason
>>29117600Proof?
>>29117468how many times are you gonna shill yourself faggot
>>29117347This but with Amelia and her fans
So who are your waifus everyone?I would love to fuck Fubuki and Marine, they have some of my favourite clipsWould fuck Marsuri too but she's too youngAlso did SHE sing Country Roads yet?
>>29117499Joseph is YAGOO's alt account, silly
>>29117583Retard, she took her anemia medication without eating.
>>29117600Oh yeah? then why is her picture next to Ina
>>29117527not that anon but how new are you?
>>29117579because that's not Ina but someone with the same name
>>29117490It’s fake retard
>>29117597Not SEA hours. It's probably the Ayamespic
>>29117511>she has pretty much the second biggest following in holoenWhy always this sad cope? She has the third largest following. Its not a terrible thing but its a measurable fact.
>>29117597damn I just opened the thread in private mode, it's really incredible how I filtered 99% of doxxposting with just a couple of keywords and blocking md5
>>29117647It's pretty obvious.>Post dox>Instantly falseflags as a deadbeat
>>29117607One of her zatsudans>>29117628You're wrong
>>29117590I'm sorry about your mental health anon, but I'm not responsible for it
FBK playing another game with this guy? She likes her men dark skinned I see
Please stop replying and report instead.
>>29117625>waifusBut Mori is MY wife
>>29117647It's midnight for SEAnigs. Prime shitposter time.
>>29117590timeloop anon, it's terrible
>>29117619Polka only sings when she's sad.
>>29117490That's the fake one
>>29117622>>29117635because retard found her real name, googled it and picked the first person he found
>>29117619
>>29117423>doesn't read supas>gets tons of sponsorship instead>always have to MC when they need to shill some productShe's doing fine. Why do you think she just basically ignored her 1M bilibli subscribers?
>>29117522>The narratives are never wrongLiterally the dumbest post in this thread
>>29117490I like how every time this is posted, there's a bad photo for a different member.
>>29117651Really crazy how much better the thread is by filtering all dox related things
>>29117649Why are you bothered by it? Ame will surpass Mori, that is also a measurable fact.
>>29117490>cute shak is also cute irlknew it
>>29117672samefag
SHUT UP POLKA IS SINGING
>>29117612>images you can hear
>>29117561Anon alot of people here didn't get to experience high school level drama. They actually want to recreate that environment. That's my new Narrative for /hlgg/
>>29117490>>29117676Ame is so ugly
>>29117627Lmao nice.
>>29116333No matter how hard a small dog tries, it will never become a big dog.
>>29117511Amelia has good subs though. That's the difference between her getting base pay + $1000~ a month in SC bonus, versus something like an extra 1.5k a month from subs plus SC.
What will happen when Ina eventually dies in Minecraft and loses the map she worked so hard on?
>>29117692You've been saying this for over a month and it still hasn't happened
>>29117627Why a gundam?
BUBBA
What do we think of Polka's cutesy singing? I think I prefer her usual belting it out
>>29117553>went down the Youtube rabbit hole once and found a guy doing synopsis on extreme horror movies once, some popular ones like from Takashi Miike or Lars Von Trierwhich youtuber? i want to check it out
>>29117522In /hlgg/ it's basically a tradition that all narratives get BTFO a day or two after
>>29117666I report every time, Meidos don't do shit unless it's Gura. Also you can only report so often within a time period.
>>29117692True, whats the current prediction at?
>>29117509>>29117572>>29117579>>29117643>>29117676>>29117682you guys are the real problem with this thread
>>29117185>Kiara is a red shirtMore like a brown shirt
I cant say I like this super high pitched polka.
>>29117619I'm starting to get worried. I feel like she might actually be depressed and cannot stop herself from feeling that way.
>>29117428Ok, but what does that have to do with gurame? Having a funny meme worthy moment?
>>29117713Is Polka officially an honorary EN member, now?
>>29117692>measurable factlol
>>29117007I'm a deadbeat and I left those threads because there's no way to actually stop people from doing that shit and I didn't want any part in it, falseflagging is a known thing that happens all the time here, and while a few were probably real, I don't think it's reasonable to extrapolate to an entire fanbase based on a few posts, nobody tries to hold any other group accountable for a few random comments, if we did I'd still be annoyed at chumbuds for shitflinging during Mori's concert. even when Mori's antis post doxx specifically to disparage her people still blame it on 'doxxbeats'
>>29117691>>29117651>filteringI honestly believe you will have a better experience off-site.
>>29117627>Gundam NTFucking lmao>>29117733It's the naive rrat Gundam
>Kiara liked my artwork
>>29117692>Why are you bothered by it?Because its a sad cope you people keep coming up with and its just weird because there is nothing wrong with being third place.>Ame will surpass Mori, that is also a measurable fact.Ame has been on "going to surpass Mori next week" for over a month now according to you. It might even happen but that makes it a future thing that might happen not something that is currently true.
That's a lot of channels
>>29116885Marine, Nene, and Ame come to mind. Maybe Aqua. Having kemonomimi or some other kind of big gimmick is serious side character energy.
>>29117757Yes. She's one of us
>>29117583Oh... Guess she's not that resilient. I mean, she's still human after all.
>>29117749What did I do?
>>29117729Why do numbers bother you so much, friend? I have never mentioned when it will happen.
>>29117676>>29117490Mori may be cringe, but damn is she hot. No wonder Kiara wants to fuck that.
>>29117749>>29117682not you though, that was my bad
>>29117735>doxing the fucking dogThis is a new low. Or does it just look like lunch to you, Phong?
>>29117511It's more a matter of who they market to, FBK and Gura are more for the kids with no cash but plenty of time to watch. Ame is in that strange middle ground with 20 somethings who can't reliably pay out yet but can watch. Mori and Rushia appeal to the 30 somethings who want a daughterwife and have plenty of cash to spare but not much time to watch.
>>29117735but she said in Detective Diaries stream what breed her dog is and it was different, guess this one is dead?
>>29117757She has been for like two weeks or so nowJudging by images and posts I've seen a lot of people here are membered to Polka, probably more than any other non-holoEN
>>29117728> /gamemode creative
>>29117757They just won't shut the fuck up about her
>>29117769Are you mad how I don't have to see your low effort shitposts
>>29117735Not the same breed, also not the real ame
IIIINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29117769oh no I filtered 3 words that never get used outside of schizoposts!!! THIS MEANS I belong to reddit
https://files.catbox.moe/9eh6l0.webm
>>29117757yes, but as you see in this thread, either her fans or falseflaggers are starting to shit on gura or other holoENs using her. pretty bad optics coming into /hlgg/, having her be accepted and then doing this.
>>29117737I like how much fun polka seems like she's having when she karaoke sings. I don't have a particular preference for song or style, her enthusiasm and passion is contagious.
>>29117692>Ame will surpass MoriSays Teamate increasingly desperate for the fifth week in a row.Seriously I actually thought she would but then she couldn't even bridge the gap when Mori didn't stream for two weeks. I'm not seeing it.
woah this is good
>>29117716i can get behind that narrative
>>29117808Are you retarded?
>>29117728>what will happen when ina eventually diesh-hey now>in minecraftoh
>>29117735Damn, not the fucking dog.
>>29117757yes, she was really interactive with al of the HoloENs int he Amon9 us stream, especially Mori. She killed everyone saying the meme line in her RIP song
>>29117484I don't know how much of it is coming from insecurity. Judging by what Gura said Mori doesn't like her own voice. Who knows what she will think about it after receiving continuous positive feedback and gachikois literally sending her lyrics to sing in akasupa.
>Doxxposting hours againAt least Polka's here to break the timeloop a bit
>>29117691This but with "doxxbeats" "deadbraps" and all the variantsOnly loss is not seeing any ayame pretty face anymore
>>29117805Are you frustrated?
>>29117783I think if it was somone else besides Coco it would be graduationPanic attacks aren't that alarming, just a sign you're overstressed
>>29117808>also not the real ameokay but did he mean by this, sorry to respond to him
I went to that /cgl/ colony. Their political affiliations is uh.... not something even /pol/, /lgbt/ and /leftypol/ would even digest. It feels weird to see women being so lonely aka unable to find alliances anywhere except their own rrats. It feels weird. At least us dudes have something to bond together for, right?
>>29117692I hate that I share my oshi with people like you.
>>29117769I would never filter on my home board, but this thread moves so fast and is so incredibly filled with garbage that filtering is the correct choice.
>>29116034Patreon anon, the doxxfags are getting uppity again. Hurry up and post the podcast clips to distract them.
>>29117811I wonder how hard she has to strain herself to use her fake voice every stream
>>29117735i guess you can say bubba got dogxed
>>29117404crane...
>>29117845THROUGH DICK, UNITY
>>29117794wanting Mori as a daughterwife is patrician taste
>>29117841If Coco got Aloe'd instead. I think she could of tanked it and gave a huge middle finger back.
>>29117773someone needs to show this to kiara. THAT is what a fucking leech looks like.
>>29117845How bad is it if even /pol/ wouldn't talk about it?
>replying to doxxniggersCease
>>29117814It's always falseflaggers
I dunno if its doxxbeats shitflinging or just seaniggers/chinks.
>>29116565It's impossible to learn Japanese.
It's about time meidos start handing out vacations and deleting replies too.
Reminder that mods don't ban doxxposters anymore, just delete the doxxAnd I don't know why
>>29117836When did Gura talk about Mori's singing? That seems interesting
the SEAfags are back, fucking hell
>>29117757i hope notfuck that fake bitch, she's just a leech
>>29117845The most horrifying thing for /r9k/ to digest is that there are in fact a tonne of women out there legitimately just like them.
GOD IM SO ADDICTED TO DOXPOSTS PLEASE DOXPOST MORE SO I CAN INJECT IT IN MY FUCKING VEINS WHILE I FUCKING MASTURBATE TO THE PICTURES OF ROOMMATES AND EAT THEM WITH MY OWN CUM IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD IT'S LIKE DRUGS AND SHIT YO
>>29117814Why would I shit on Gura when she and Polka are my oshi?
just woke up after sleeping when gura karaoke ended, what did I miss?
>>29117840It's a shame that basically the only time she ever pops up is with the worst kind of shitpost. She's actually really sweet and very cute.
>>29117842oh shit, this got finished? nice
Are mods still not banning people who reply to doxxshit?
>>29115062me during the karaoke stream
>>29117795That's why she keeps watching movies about dead dogs
>>29117901not much, Korone is going to collab with Mori
>>29117845What>>29117873said. If it's not /pol/ or /leftypol/ levels, it's got to be some bizarre shit
>>29117901Just go back to bed, Anon.
>>29117877ill give my (you)s to you instead anon
>>29117757We adopted Polka and she visited our MC server before it set itself on fire again so yes
>>29116526That's not her retard. She covered a song composed entirely from a VN character's sex lines, and that character was voiced by this woman.
>>29117330On actual hours, maybe, but I'm pretty sure mori has a lead over Ina and maybe even gura depending on how many members streams she's had in terms of number of streams. You can argue the relative merits of more streams versus longer ones if you wish, but I think saying she barely streams is an exaggeration.
>>29117886
>>29117883I though it was just a meme but you're really running with this narrative? whats the supporting arguments for this anyway? Its not like its Mori getting the doxxes right now so why would deadbeats care?
>>29117890I don't know about Gura but Mori said that several times. She thinks she can't "sing" only rap.
>>29117883>people criticize Mori for something>suddenly threads get drowned in d*xx shit as retaliation every time, what do you think?
>>29117870It would be the dead of Hololive, something that wasn't as bad killed Kizuna Ai after all
>>29117772It's comical how bothered you're by it.
>>29117773redundancy is good for archives>>29117871I don't think they can monetize them anyway, otherwise gura would.
>>29117755Basically a gameplay fuckup that's so hilariously bad and perfectly timed/executed in its stupidity that it can live on in memory long after the fact. I don't think Gurame have done that yet, though I'd imagine Gura could do it soon enough. She just needs to do a bumblethrough of something she has no idea how to play while Ame gives support and occasionally dishes out bants.
>>29117837Cute JP girls to the rescue!
It makes me happy seeing Patra on the Holochannels.
I’m convinced that if there were no streams for two days you people would try to eat each other alive.
Am I the only one who feels that Mori hasn't really earned her place in Hololive EN? everyone else struggled to get where they are today but Mori just kinda coasts along on her cringe and tits.
>>29117877People who reply to doxposts should also be banned
>>29117799人に笑われるな。人を笑わせろ。Best clown
>>29117738Spookyrice. If that channel has taught me anything it's that Japan seems to have a dedicated love of extreme films in the past, even if it's faux-guro kind of thing with a slight erotic angle to it, to supposedly an actual porn company distributing some actual faces of death documentary from Thailand.
>>29117886more like it's impossible for her to learn
>>29117814>literally making up narratives about the thread in the threadI mean, at least claim it happened in a previous thread so you can trick folks too lazy to do their archive reps. When your schizoshit can be debunked by scrolling up you're not trying nearly hard enough.
>>29117907They never will, takes too much effort
>>29117891Nice try you fucking burger, stop trying to throw blame at the seanigs and take responsibility for once on how you retards ruin everything.
I get the feeling that the KoroMori collab is gonna be kino
>>29117794Mori taking GFE lessons from Rushia would be a dangerous thing
>>29117913that's not small news anon wtf
>>29117909akudama drive is pretty kino, first anime that i had fun watching after finding hololive.
>>29117886If a bird-brain like Kiara could learn Japanese in less than a year, anyone can.
>>29117942I love Patura's ASMR.>konbawanwanwanComfiest feeling
>>29117907Anon.. they don't even warn for Doxxposts anymoret. someone who sadly knows
>>29117883>>29117931You know how you get bored when your oshi isn't streaming? Imagine if your oshi streamed the least out of everyone so all you can do is sit in these threads. That's my theory.
>>29117937Anon I meant she wouldn't of graduated due to harassment in the Aloe situation but have the fortitude to carry on.
>>29117958>not even burger hours>blaming burgers
>>29117942>nijinigsyikers
>>29117886chicken destroys your argument.
>>29116565I mean, she has a work incentive and actual Japanese people she can practice with, so she'll probably at least do better than most people here.
We love all the girls, but which of the ENs is the strongest motherfucker in the world?
>>29117941are you really gonna go around posting thumbnails
>>29117956They were for awhile. Guess it was too much effort, yeah.
>>29117935at least link the posts retard. Noones going to take you seriously
>>29117939You need a shitton of views on your channel before being able to monetize now
>>29117958if you're good i'm not referring to you, but it was already proven a couple threads ago that it was majority SEA doing the doxxing
>>29117990It's 11 am here on the east coast granted I guess most people probably have a job
>>29117941Still doing my JP reps and learning but this is the one that can crush a mans skull with her barehands right?
>>29117907Mods don't ban anything unless it's Gura doxx. So feel free to post about indie vtubers, doxx on any other Holos, ecelebs, discussions on trans rights, and /pol/ shit. I've seen them leave it all up.
>>29117992Patra is honeystrap bro....
>>29117773Jesus
i don't like this bros. she sounds really sad, i'm genuinely concerned
>>29117883>>29117935We always had doxxniggers, this shit happens even when nobody mentions Mori
>>29117992Is this some advanced bait?
>>29117935>people criticize Mori for somethingDidn't even see anything. I think thats just in your head.
>>29117992>>nijinigs>yikersKill yourself
>>29117990Nightburger here, all hours belong to us.
>>29117983Mori literally streamed like 3 hours ago though, it sounds reasonable when you take the total numbers but the logic would be flawed
>>29117983But chumbuds and teamates are the ones who post the most by far in this threadalso Ina streams as much as mori expect from that one empty weekShitposters just blame it on mori because she has the least fan here, so it's easy target
>>29118009Mori due to being death
>>29117955ahem>>29116505>>29117123
>>29117772>Because its a sad cope you people keep coming up with and its just weird because there is nothing wrong with being third place.Says you because you don't want to be third place.
>>29117942She was in a karaoke stream with Flare last week, they are pretty good together
>>29117942She's pretty legit, listened to her shampoo my head in some ASMR a while ago, it was pretty great
>>29118020The more she loses her hearing the stronger her grip becomes. See >>29118009
>>29118020a 50kg grip is nothing really, i do about 60 and im a stick neet
>>29117981They only people who get banned now are people who report dox posts as “doxing”. The actual posters just get deleted.
>>29118028Don't be a concernfag.
>>29117907It's okay I got banned last week for a "NSFW" picture of Gura and these niggers still roam free. Dead hours are a different beast. I assume we only have meidos who don't actively care about Hololive
>>29117423spending all SC on gacha shit, not reading SC, idolfags buthurt, choose your poison
>>29117948thanks, will check it out
>>29117724Fuck dr3 for ruining this quote
>>29117858Could ask the some of 90% of the Holos. Though Ame's changing her voice more than I had thought based on other clips. Those might've sounded more similar for other reasons however
Just woke up after I fell asleep from Mori's stream, any new happenings or narratives?
>>29118028It's okay she can switch to happy in an instant soon.
Bros why is Pekora so greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWD_kGtaj4&feature=emb_title
>>29118054>They used a picture of her that must mean they're fansI bet you're the type of retard that thinks deadbeats are responsible for doxxes
>>29118058Always knew ayame posters were teamates
>she's actually cryingHNNNNNNGH
i hope fubuki retires
>>29117990burger here, just woke up
I just woke up. how bad was the Mori x Korone collab shitstorm?I'm guessing Korone is going to carry it. I can't imagine the two meshing.
Polka...
>>29118058reminds me of that old greek story about Diogenes
I have come to Mori Love. You may join me, scorn me, or stand aside, but I will Mori Love all the same.
Just looked at the thread again and it went to shit. Good thing it's also midnight here so I guess I'll just catch my sleep reps instead of sharing the board with doxxfaggots
>>29118105nice
>>29118028What even is this about? Dare I ask
I'm falling for Polka too
Since it's clearly doxxhours now, I shall do an actual UP TO DATE and comprehensive disclosure of every single HoloEN member. This is the only correct list, straight from the KGB archives. Everything else is Chinese disinfo. >InaShe's extremely hard to find and is rarely spotted because she never leaves her room. https://files.catbox.moe/k8oh29.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/3jcoys.jpg>MoriPhotos and a video during her poor days when she had to sing on the streets to make a living.https://files.catbox.moe/eo659o.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/yr6o0b.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/pol2mz.jpg>KiaraKiara hanging out with her friends during her free time in Japan.https://files.catbox.moe/f7eunx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/w9iz98.jpgShe had a job for a while as a community servant and would work with autistic kids to help them and rehabilitate more extreme cases.https://files.catbox.moe/97it41.mp4>AmeliaPeople were so off when it comes to WHO she actually is. It's ridiculous.https://files.catbox.moe/93t0aj.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/idk3kd.jpg>GuraHere are a few photos of Gura up close. https://files.catbox.moe/0lpqu3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8ksu2l.pngGura was approached by Cover to join Hololive.https://files.catbox.moe/3ssdgd.jpg
>>29117969Anything involving Mori small news
>>29118098that's the narrative the chilean is trying to push for weeks
>>29118064I think the thing is RingFit caps out at 50kg and she hit it instantly without even going all out. She could probably be much higher.
>>29117818>Seriously I actually thought she would but then she couldn't even bridge the gap when Mori didn't stream for two weeks. I'm not seeing it.Its still closing slowly, I think she will get higher than Mori sometime this month. Its just funny just how insecure Teamates are about Amelia having less subs, when neither Mori nor Ame nor Deadbeats give a shit either way.
>>29118119I want to hug this clown
>>29118017Implying most people here aren't NEETS.
>>29117942Is she actually good at English? Her comprehension at least was good enough to play A Way Out with some other JP girl and translate most of what happened on the fly
>>29115851>would you still love her?Most chumbuds are cunnyfags and lolicons are the most superficial and volatile brand of waifufags there is. They'd drop Gura without hesitation were she to grow up and act/look mature-like.
>>29118089>>29118113Mori slapped Okayu in front of Korone
>>29117676I can believe this one
>>29118113What shitstorm?
>>29118113Wrong thread. There was no shitstorm here.
>>29118126How dare you sir!
>>29118022No even true sadly, I got a 3 day vacation for getting baited into replying to off-topic last week and these retards are able to post their shit everyday.
>>29118140Holy siht why is Mori so ugly
Do we know who Mori's first JP collab is with yet?
>>29118100Ayamefags we're shitting on Ame way before they targeted Mori though
>>29118140Nice redditpost, have an upvote! Clap clap next meme!
>>29118145I want her to be happy
>>29118141She's easily one of the best additions to hololive ever tho
>>29118175Korone
Kiara Video Project Update>still working on my video... it's only a matter of time..
>>29118140Oh. My. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD
>>29118140Based
>>29117907yeah got banned for 2 days because I replied a doxx about kiara which I deservedbut the one that pissed me off is that I fucking got banned just because I posted an OC for the takos
>>29118140Why are Doxxbeats like this.
>>29118140ABAYOthank you anon
the unstable clown narratives were true all along
>>29118058It didn't bother me being 20th place either though.
>>29118088she had 7 years of streaming before the current gigs. I suspect that she has used the current tone maybe when she started vtubing?
>>29118141even her antis
Whats the lore behind the bitten and injured shark tailfin?
>>29117890Gura praised Mori's singing in the first hour or so of their minecraft stream, Mori sounded really touched by it, it was sweet. Don't know if she talked about it much in her own solo streams though.
>>29118182Wait really? That's certainly not who I excepted it to be, what are they even doing?
>>29118100
>>29118140NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, DELETE YOUR LIFE
>>29118181Is it opposite day?Mori is unironically a negative for hololive
>>29118100The Ayamefag shits on all the girls because he's a retarded spic
>>29118192>banned just because I posted an OC for the takosCan I see the OC? Also, what the fuck meidos?
Guys how is your friday the 13th going?
I've always wondered how the "airbrushed on the side of a van plastic Chinese" art style came to be.
>>29118140wholesome 100 big chungus
>>29118113People here are excited to see it. Got to the anti thread if you want to doompost about it.
>>29118221It's fine how is yours?
>>29118175DOOG
>>29118192Dead hours are so fucking bad
>>29118144>Its just funny just how insecure Teamates are about Amelia having less subsMost of us don’t. I think there’s just one obnoxious numberfag. He always posts the same shit.
>>29117237IT IS TOO LATE TRRATVELLER, WE WARNED YOU OUR NARRATIVES WERE TOO STRONG FOR YOU, THAT THEY COULD KILL AN OGEY, LET ALONE A RRAT.
>>29117890Minecraft collab. I can't find the timestamp but she told Mori essentially that she is a retard for doubting herself.
>>29118213>Makes some of the most money in Hololive and has some of the most popular Hololive songs>This is somehow negative
>>29118144>funny how insecure Teamates arethose are the numberfags being autistic, trust met. teamate
>>29118211kekwhy do ayamefags hate ame? isnt ayame a confirmed whore?
>>29118204she forgot how it happened
>>29118079>spending all SC on gacha shit, not reading SCIna?
>>29118216this onewhich I can understand since it's a gigachad edit but I made it in mind when Ina was playing call of cthulu
>>29118241Great I'm getting paid but have no work so i'm just visiting /hlgg/
>>29118086Kamukura
Korone and Mori collab has me excited, not because Mori is it (I would've preferred any other HoloEN, but no worries), but because Korone will be speaking English with another holo
>>29118153Shes pretty good yeah. She will read english comments in her chat all the time.
>>29118022I got a 3day for shitposting about fucking burgerking after the Kiara tweet. Their standards are bizarre.
>>29118209Bomb defusal game
>>29118209That bomb defusing game
>>29118098thats why i wrote falseflaggers or fans.it doesn't really matter either way, because the result is the same.
>>29118140Damn so Ina's not really flat IRL?
>>29118213sure she is, and now this will devolve into numberafgging and then the "deadbeats are numberfags" narrative is going to be brought up. We've had this conversation a thousand times already
Can someone explain to me what is exactly the appeal of Rushia and why she earns a lot?
>>29118251>MONEY MONEY MONEYThis is literally the ONLY thing you retards ever say. People can tell you 20 reasons why Mori sucks and you reply with "yeah but she makes money lol"Shiv yourself.
>>29118192A couple of days ago a bunch of anons got warnings for reporting dox postsAlmost as if the mods hate these threads (except sharkmeido)
>>29118181She's easily the worst EN along with her retarded fanbase. Bitch should graduate already and get out of everyone's sight being a literally who artist
>>29118140Now I can safely stalk them!Thanks anon!
>>29118261Ayame is the anti Ame. She streams as little as possible. The Ayamefag copes by blaming others but Mori has almost as much hours put into streams since debut as Ayame does since the start of the year.
>>29118113>talked for hours in Japanese>not being able to mesh
>>29118297She is the true loli experience.
>>29118146Wage slaves are at work and most of the NEETs are still sleeping. It’s not burger hours.
>>29118221ooo, this ammo will help me hold off from 'baiting for the rest of the day. I was about to cross the line, thanks for pointing it out.
>Thinking you can make me dislike Ame even after the first weeksWe've already been through fire and flame. You will not stray us from the path.
>>29118279I got 3 days for saying "I eat Narratives" for a "Troll Post"
>>29118140haven't seen this one in a while, makes me a little nostalgic
>>29118294>>29118300like clockwork
>>29118300Then tell me the 20 reasons why her being in Hololive is a negative retard
>>29117990anonchama...your IRL reps
>minecraft againina please i would rather you not stream
>>29118300>literally ignores everything besides the money>Why do you only talk about moneyDo your eigo reps spic.
>>29118297GFE yandere loli + lonely salaryman oji-sans
>>29118268>realizes Ina has already completed Call of CthuluGod damn that feels like a year...
>>29118297Smol legal loli GFEand not a half-ass GFE like Ame and Mori
>CADBEATS MAKING MANCHILDREN SEETHE AGAINlove to see it
>>29118064For a young woman it is quite high, remember that most women have significantly lower muscle strength than even weak men
>>29118224heres a baseless narrative: blame sakimichan
>>29118322and?
>>29118347Anon why keep giving him (You)...oh wait I understand please keep going mybad
>>29118347she doesn't really care much about it
Now I'm rewatching a clip of that seiiso-intelligent chart and thinking about what kind of first impression Ens had to each other at that point.Currently they're really getting along with, but what kind of impression you'd have if your first business meeting with your coworkers is like that?I felt at least Amelia was like>wtf am I really supposed to deal with this weird Austrian? Is she really ok?or is she like this still now as well?
>>29117901Kiara should upload a video today.
>>29118271>Korone and Mori collabWait what?
>>29118345Funny because I'm not even a fucking deadbeat kek. Antis think that everyone hates Mori.
REMINDERAme, Ina, and Gura are anti-numberfagging. People who numberfagging them are falseflaggers, not the true fans.
>>29118261ayamefag is a burned out actual ayame oshi who turned to bitter darkness when the ayame bf narratives came out and decided to become a villain. he claims to do this for the sake of those who might become like him, betrayed by his oshi, but in truth he just wants to spread his own bitterness throughout the world.
>>29118335>tfw Pagliacci
>>29118363>CADBEATSWhat did he mean by this?
Everyone involved in this very thread should off themselves holy shit.
>>29117381I've only seen a handful of JPs. Can't make an informed ranking out of all of them with my current knowledge.
>>2911837327th this month
>>29118297try listening to her asmr
>>29118370Antis can't read nor count
>>29118371>I felt at least Amelia was likeAmelia controlled the chart placement. She wasn't bothered at all.
Was Polka always this lovely? I only listen to her karaoke streams
>>29118380There's no point in arguing with them. All they'll do is throw graphs and numbers at you and miss the point entirely
>>29118371They spend time with each other prior to debuting
>>29118388twit...
>>29118387Yeah I wanted to type chadbeats but I type fast and I don't really check
>>29118382The truth is actually worse than that but it's not worth screaming into the wind
>>29118382that's sad but why would a normal man even become an idolfag/purityfag? that shit is not normal unless you are muslim
>>29118373Bomb-defusal game where they take turns alternating between English and Jap.
>>29118387We're all engineers that use AutoCAD
>>29118336never forget
Where in the world is prime time right now?Just a few days ago we had doxxposters and falseflaggers swarming these threads around this exact same time. At least meidos seem to be awake now.
>>29117622We've seen her graduation video. She's actually cute.
>>29118113I'm pretty excited for it, Mori said they talked for hours before, so they probably get along pretty well, and keep talking and nobody explodes with a language barrier is generally good content.
>>29118376what did anon mean by this post?
>>29118387Deadbeats who did their CAD-reps and make their own HoloLive figures.
>>29118436That line she said still has me thinking
>>29118399>>29118428Thanks for the info bros.
>>29118259Yeah, it's feels like it's blatantly obvious. When I first saw his post I almost got baited, but then I saw how he did it next thread and decided to never to respond to it. I mean I wouldn't care if she did. Ame puts in a lot of work, I wouldn't care if she passed my boy. Numbefags and falseflaggers deserve the rope.
Is Polka crying? She's so cute.
>>29117556>vag bonesina is a god tier artist
ETA until the Trash Taste episode drops?
Mori needs and actual glasses accessory she can put on/remove like Ame's coat or Gura's hood
>>29118436what's this?
>>29118436Ame T.T
>>29118437europewhenever i see hololive discussion on boards with flags, its often europeans that hate the EN branch
>>29118318>language barrier is the only thing that can ever get awkward between two people.
>>29118387All deadbeats are either engineers or work in the merchandise industry and know how to use CAD programs. Thats why we can shower Mori with so much money.
>>29117942Take notes, Calli.
How long until the Collapse?
>>29117612oh nyooooo
>>29118447He thought I was a deadbeat
>>29118442Mori mentioned talking to Korone week 1 anon, they've probably been talking on and off for a while now. The "talking for hours" refers to just one recent day.
So uhh just managed to get to Polka's stream. Is her heating broken or something? Why is she in a fuzzy blanket?
Cant enjoy ame anymore after seeing her face.
>>29118461Isn't her hair accessory removable?
>>29118457She's feeling a bit melancholic yeah
>>29118472I can't believe Shark can play Piano, Guitar, and Trumpet all while singing at the same time.
>>29118465if you know you know
>>29118371They at minimum watched Gen 5 debuts together, probably hung out beforehand(Come to think of it, I wonder if the other girls translated those live for Ame/Gura.)
>>29118459either in 3-4 hours or two weeks
>>29118061>listened to her shampoo my head in some ASMR a while agointeresting, have a link? I can't read moon and she has a lot of asmr contents in her channel
>>29118352but i like minecraft
what would happen if Mori learned from Rushia?
>>29118303At least there's one mod who cares about these threads, it could be much worse. I'm pretty sure there isn't a single mod anymore who still gives a fuck about the whole of /a/.
>>29118437Some Yuros, but it's like 1 in the morning for SEAnigs, which is prime shitposter hours
>>29118437>Just a few days ago we had doxxposters and falseflaggers swarming these threads around this exact same timeIt happens everyday during Euro hours
>>29118490soon.
>>29118457Yeah. I don't know enough japanese to figure out what she's saying, though.
>>29118490Of society? Like 3 months. t. Amelia
>>29118461If they give her actual glasses on her live2d model I will cancel my membership.
>>29118501SameI can't unsee the ugly gremlin
>>29118501give it a week it will be better. Like how I cope with Korone and Button.
>>29118465
>>29118483I think Rene is a better rapper and her 3d is really good.
>>29118461STRONG agree, but I'd never want her to take it off.
>>29118442I think it will be the first KTNE collab where a weak JSL will have to do Japanese only rounds. I wonder what JOP viewers will think about it.
>>29118336after suffering the Amegeddon, we're the true teachads
>>29118490People said "in 3 hours" 5 hours ago
>>29118493the context there was that someone was going to reply with "Hurr but numbers aren't an argument" and presumably you did. which was indeed like clockwork
>>29118523
>>29118352It's okay, it will keep you busy, and hopefully away from here, because it'll probably be going when that podcast comes out.
>>29118523collapse of all the worlds economies
>>29118523Maybe Rushia can teach her how to actually care about hololive and not collab with western shitcunt fags.Would be cool.
Polka karaoke today is kind a... tame
>>29118528How soon?
>>29118336Based
>>29118523No ones wallet would be safe anymore.I would be more scared of Rushia learning english from Mori though.
>>29118500I don't think so, her special model feature is that her arms can swing the scythe
>>29118501you're weak
>>29118523What the fuck, my moneys flying out of my wallet and into my computer
Due to most of hololive JP being intimidated by Gura the first one to collab with her will be the only one crazy enough to do it l. Thus it shall be Matsuri.
>>29118411The outrage that segment caused was so fucking retarded. Did people really think the girls didn't discuss the chart beforehand?
>>29118524SEAgroid hours are insane.Someone posted one of Kiara's tweets here and there were twenty or so replies all saying the same old anti narratives. She wasn't even streaming either.
>>29118523Japan goes through hyperinflation due to Mori bankrupting several countries. In other news Cover and Youtube reports a 50000% increase in profits.
>>29118497Its supposed to be one of those white fur coats singers would wear in the 30s and 40s, anon.
>>29118336Based, this but for all EN, seeing retard antis with the same, months old, narratives only makes me want to support them more.
Seethe. Cope. Mori will outlast your oshi through sheer fucking autistic dedication.
>>29118585Haachama said she contacted Gura and asked her for a collab a few days ago, so we know for a fact at least 1 JP has actively approached her
>>29118523I just hope rushia doesn't learn bad things from mori
When are we getting an actual MOTIVATED HoloLive?Enough menhersa and lesbians, bring the sociopath inmates. No, HoloID doesn't count.
>>29118457I'm starting to feel things, this is VERY dangerous
>Polka is so energetic she can move fast enough to create afterimages>Kanata has super-strength>Akirose can create things between her legs and has a super-strong muscleman form>The Doggo is a retired Sukeban that beat entire gangs of girls with her bare fist>>All EN girls and several JP girls like Pekora are mythological creatures with some combination of magic tech or immortality
>>29118336Remember when she confronted that doxxfucker in chatroom and calmed everyone down? That's even more based to me.
Can't we all just be frens?
>>29118585We should be so lucky, but I doubt it.
>>29118553>>29118556>>29118575>>29118582How does an autistic tomboy have this much untapped GFE potential?
>>29118387Canadian Dollar
>>29118411>Amelia controlled the chart placement. She wasn't bothered at allIt's just because she was cool and intelligent enough. She must have recognized the bird would be the trouble maker of the team at least.
Guys who is the most Insane HoloLive? I'm going with Matsuri.
>>29118534Thank god
>>29118501It was an unflattering angle, retard. Now shut up.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29118542Korone isnt bad tho.
>>29118613You realize that posts like yours are the reason no one likes you guys, right?
>>29118640Noel killed a man
>>29118627Who are you quoting?
Just woke up. Why does Gura hate Kiara?
>>29118618those are already successful people anon, vtubers are generally not in the best place in life
>>29118544>spoon feeding this hard
>>29118615And Mori talked about doing a 3person collab with Hachama. Possibly even before the Korone collab.
>>29118618Motivated you say?
>>29118640Matsuri, Noel and Rushia are the 3 biggest menheras.
>>29118477Not the ONLY thing but it's the only one that isn't based on pointless conjecture.
>half the posters in this thread are on their on their toes anticipating a fucking Trash Taste podcast they will watch just to be ironically outraged about itIt's reddit review all over again.
>>29118650Oh noooo, the /hlgg/ schizos don't like me. How will I ever cope?
>>29118646AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY IMMERSION
uh...
>>29118597>the girls didn't discuss the chart beforehand?If they had done it, it shouldn't have been that weird and awkward mood.
>>29118646I can't watch shrek anymore after learning he looks like THAT
>>29118658Because narratives narratives narratives narratives narratives narratives narratives narratives narratives narratives
well and what if Ame learned from Rushia?
>>29118640Define insane. Matsuri has the most mental health issues perhaps, but Haachama is the most insane in a "how the fuck do you function with that IQ" kind of way.
>>29118657Just condensing information and highlighting
>>29118646ABAYO
>>29118597Actually most people enjoyed it. Only in here some people were genuinely bothered by it. Bottom left even became a meme that is embraced even now.
>>29118501this is the same guy who posted the doxx, calling it now
>>29118646Abayo
>>29118646How do I keep almost falling for a joke dox I fucking made? Is this the power of being retarded?
>>29118683OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IT'S ALL OGRE
>>29118613Don't worry, I'm pretty sure at least 80% of the thread likes Mori, it's just really easy to farm (You)s criticizing her, so people keep doing it.Post like yours actually encourage people to shit on her more, indirect (You)s are still (You)s.
>>29118495Oh yeah I know, but there's a difference between speaking to one another in google translated discord messages and holding a long verbal conversation across multiple topics. it both shows some genuine interest on both parts and shows that their language skills are sufficient to make it actually entertaining.
>>29118683Ohnonononono
>>29118683when do these usually release? I need to be in these threads when the meltdown begins
>>29118683Just rip the band-aid please I can't take it anymore
>>29118683You are not going to make me check their twitter anon.
>>29118658Because you haven't taken your meds.
>>29118635>How does an autistic tomboy have this much untapped GFE potential?Don't ask questions and answer them beforehand.
>>29118683When is it going up though, fuck's sake. I want this nothingburger to be behind me already.
>>29118646why are pussfags like this?
>>29118546>>29118461>Mori's second outfit Wigger coat and some other bling>She can take them off and put on glasses for a teacher look>Basically copying Ame's transformationYes gimme.
>>29118683I'm debating just taking a few days off. But I know I won't be able to look away
>>29118336This. They just want to ruin the fun for everyone else. We won't give in. Never again.
>>29118691i hope she never does, i love her gremlin aura
>>29118683HE'S HERE
>>29118617>Mori starts"YO YO YO MY NIGGAS IT'S RU TO THE SHI SHI AHHH! WHAT IS POPPIN MY NECROBRO?!""Eh? N-nani? Kowai yo...k-kowai Mori-chan..."I feel like this will be the only English interaction we'll get between the two.
>>29118667
>>29118719cope deadbrap. its real.
>>29118683Oh no, the thing we knew about for a month, anything but that
>>29118646Can’t enjoy Shrek anymore after seeing his face
>>29118658She's jealous because Ame collabed with Kiara once.
>>29118698No I came from /v/ because u fucks just spam there now.
>>29118719It's real.
>>29118618That bitch better thirsty for power 24/7
>>29118683Can't wait to make fun of deadbeats.
>>29118659Ina already proved otherwise.
>>29118646Did you know that the Genie in Aladin is Robin Williams? Guess what happened when people knew? Wonder where is he now?
>>29118501I thought white women were supposed to be attractive too.
>>29118653Dude you're not supposed to mention that. It was just a football accident, remember?
>>29118683I KNOW YOU'RE HERE JOEY LEAK THE FUCKING EPISODE
>>29118692Haachama is just weird, she's not menhera.
>>29118577Her scythe also transforms, but she rarely pulls it out, I think the only time she's actually showed it properly is in a member stream, but she's had it sit in both modes in other streams.
Calling it now, podcast will be a nothingburger within a thread and a half of airing, relegated to a line in some anti-pasta forevermore.
>>29118537If they give her actual glasses on her live2d model I will buy her membership.
>>29118723Last week it was in 6 hours
>>29118691I’d rather she didn’t since that’d be kinda weird desu
>>29118723>n-nothingburgerNice coping there. You KNOW it's wrong of her to do this. You know it opens the gates to more western faggot collabs of that kind.But because you jack it to YA BOY every day you try and come up with reasons as to why it's somehow acceptable or "not that big of a deal"
>>29118683I invoke the Beating Dead!Lurking from the shadows, we no longer!Omen of the Unholy Friday reveals itselfVicious mockeries of Death's Apprentice intensifiesEven then, we will weather this raging stormDeadbeats, gather for our ritual!Eviscerate our fallen brothers and sistersMay the antituber storm drown the rrats in the wallsOne day we may rid ourselves of ghostlings, antis and shippersNo mercy for the unworthy, no rest for the faithfulDiablerie is the only fate to those of weak willImmolate their wicked souls as burnt offer to the Dark LadyCastigate their sinful flesh with a lash for every sinful thoughtEnd our suffering, Mori Calliope, set us free!
>>29118738I'm still waiting for Mori to play GTA 5 and drop the most rhythmic loudest NIGGGGAAAAAA and carry on like nothing happened
>>29118683THIS IS NOT A DRILLI REPEATTHIS IS NOT A DRILLTOTAL /hlgg/ BURNDOWN IMMINENTTakobro, we will need that exterminatus.
>>29118683Get ready boys, he's going to start creeping more and more into Mori's videos, I fucking know it.
>>29118749>came from /v/Yeah we know
>>29118683MORI PODCAST WATCHALONGLETS GOOOOO /HLGG/ BROS
>>29118683OHNONONONO
>>29118647you haven't seen her worst pic yet.
The real reason why Gura doesn't collab with JP is because she simply isn't confident enough. She streams with Amelia a lot because she's extremely comfortable with her already.To collab with Gura you basically need to do your friendship reps
>>29118747So you're saying you saw his face, and now you're not a believer?
>>29118715like 2 or 3 hours from now
>>29118703I mean you keep coming back here like the rest of us, so yes, you are retarded.
>>29118683Welp, time to head for the bunker.See ya, guys.
>>29118719>denialbeats still coping
>>29118683Boy oh boy, I'v been waiting for this. I will enjoy every meldown moment of /hlgg/
>>29118683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENyxseq59YQIKUZOOOOOO
>>29118763I didn't say Haachama is menhera, I said she is insane.
>>29118791Yes we know Gura is a stand-offish and aloof cunt
>>29118683somebody put it up on cytube please, lets sync this shit up
>>29118646>doxxnkeyfags at it again
>>29118691desu Ame can't pull off the Rushia persona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frjEi3lGk0khow fucking tall is this thing
>>29118635We've seen but a glimpse of her true potential and brother, lemme tell you, it's pretty good.
totemo ureshii yo
>>29118683Im excited. Its like a game I've been waiting for is releasing today. Gunna be a glorious shitshow
She just sang a bit of SUPACHATTOThat goddamn song.
>>29118678Cancer. You guys are a blot
>>29118761Ah...oh yeah! Yup just an accident no worries! It's fine she still sends his family money out of guilt though.
>>29118646You got Shrek wrong
>>29118794Fuck I wanted to sleep....
>doxxposters talking with themselvesthis is so pathetic, please grant us thread id's already
>>29118774AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GHOST RIDER TASUKETE IM GOING INSAAAAAANEEE
Why is it always Mori...
>>29118754i should've specified, a good amount of them aren't in the best spot
>>29118683I'm waiting for the fucking life-sized cardboard cutout of her.
>>29118646Kek. Man, Mike hasn't aged well, huh.>>29118756>Wonder where is he now?Too fucking soon, man. Genie...
>>29118683Ready for payback, teamates?
>>29118772>You KNOW it's wrong of her to do this.Yes.>You know it opens the gates to more western faggot collabs of that kind.Nah, Gura has already brought in several orders of magnitude more normalfags through funny minecraft clips than this shit could ever hope to. It won't change shit in that regard.
How do I save Polka?
http://poal.me/le9cv9http://poal.me/le9cv9http://poal.me/le9cv9
Reminder that Anitubers are cringefaggots and Mori collabing with them leaves a sour taste, but everyone can be forgiven especially for such a small thing.
Guys Ina will be streaming at the same time your shitty podcast drops so please be considerate of Tentacultists by letting us discuss our oshi's comfy minecraft streams in peace
Mori will be on the trashcast as her roommate and destroy vtubing forever
>>29118667>>29118742V(ergil)Tuber when?
>>29118683lmao poggers my deadniggers
noticed fbk was collabing with a holostardo any other holos collab with holostar or just her
>>29118838Because she doesn't care about Hololive.
>>29118857Go back in time and make upd8 not a black company
>>29115851Every age deserves love, cunny, cakes, babas, and i will never trade my heart for silly reasons.
>>29118838Because she always goes first to take the flak for the other EN girls since she can handle the criticism.
>>29118683Fuck off.
>>29118683you guys are overreacting, this is fine
>>29118683Oh I'm excited for this. I can't even imagine how cringe it's gonna be. Like I'm trying to think of extremely cringeworthy things that will happen. Freestyle rap maybe? Or Mori does the whole thing "in-character"
>>29118691I wouldn't mind Amelia sometimes having a sweeter GFE side to her, but at the same time it would be weird because she just doesn't feel like the kind of chuchu~ girl. She's just that kind of neighbour girl GFE, the one who was "one of them boys" and who can throw bants and take them, you know?
>>29118852Why are Kenzoku like this
>>29118798
>currently 2am in japani hope the clown is not actually depressed or anything
>>29118852die falseflaggot
I wish Kiara's mascot bird was actually used by her
>>29118873matsurichocoID
>>29118683>they all use live2D avatarswould that lessen the impact a bit?
>>29118876I wouldn't care about this black company either.
>>29118683deadbraps will never lice this down
>>29118857by not concernfag posting
>>29118852Yes, finally.
>>29118865Well I do own Facerig
>>29118873Matsuri does sometimes. It's a good collab though, Oga is fun.
Please stop typing (You) in brackets. It makes it hard to find replies to my posts.
>>29118919Fuck you, I dont have lice
>>29118816>She's actually building the Gunchama on the JP serverBased Haatons contributing to the arms race by giving Chammers the blueprints
>>29118904Try telling her to do her sleep reps
>>29118862No they won't. You better start packing your shit.
>>29118881>first to debut despite being the only one with next to no streaming experience>first to enable memberships>first to do a sponsored streamIt keeps happening. I'm almost starting to believe the narratives about her being the Cover-designated HoloEN vanguard.
>>29118906*were
>>29118683HOW WILL THE INTERACTION EVEN BE??This is going to be fucking cringe if they're just talking to a screen
So what from a membership the Holos themselves only get like a buck and a half and then taxes get taken from that?They get a regular salary at least right?
>>29118647>>29118788I've seen her worst. Don't say you weren't warned.
>>29118523Would probably ruin Mori for me if she started tryharding the gfe shit.
>>29118224Sakimichan paints like that, and fucking everybody was trying to copy her.
I... uh... I'm unironically listening to the podcast if that means I get to hear more Mori. I'm sorry /hlgg/, my loyalty belongs to my oshi. I'm sure you would do the same.
>>29118876Have you seen the way Cover treats it's talents? It's a black company being held together by duct tape.
>>29118876Based. Can't wait for Kiryu Coco to make her own company with blackjack and hookers, I fucking love hating that fucking bitch.
>>29118881Wow thanks Mori for "going first" and normalizing collabing with complete faggots. So glad you decided to do that instead of keeping it as a no-no.
Threads almost dead, so no one will see this reminder that all they want is for (You) to find your own happiness.
>>29118904this is nothing
>>29118889>Or Mori does the whole thing "in-character"As opposed to what, retard? The guest is Calliope Mori, not her roommate.
>>29118683desu the worst part about this, besides all the falseflagging and the HAPPENING fags, is that I can't see it working in-character. But out of character wouldn't make sense either, because then why the fuck would Mori be talking about it and not her roommate? So it just sounds incredibly awkward no matter what the outcome.
>>29118857You don't. Just enjoy her while you can. Mono no aware.
>>29118501I think she's pretty cute, nerdy gf material, easily more palatable than Kiara without makeup. I don't expect vtubers to be 10/10 though. Also don't forget that some of these doxx are fake.
>>29118943Like the Kizuna AI podcast
>>29118966Because this is the first time it's ever happened in Hololive history?
>>29118852No, I know how to turn the other cheek.
>>29118940There's a reason all the HoloJPs are wet for her, Mori is mentally strong as hell.
>>29118968oh shit thanks for making a soundpost
>>29118944>They get a regular salary at least right?Yes, they're employed by Cover
>>29118919I'm no dog nigga
>>29118838Because she is the designated guinea pig because none of the others could handle the flak.
I'll just be tending to my rice as the world burns.
>>29118683my anti hat is on and I'm ready to post
>>29118683This is actually going to be good and you'll regret your words and deeds. Screencap this.
>>29118968Damn, now I feel bad for baiting deadbeats in this thread. I'm sorry. I promise I won't be around to shitpost when the podcast drops.
I canceled my membership after Ame talked to a homostar. Fuck her. Fucking whore
>>29118959Just leave this place at least.
>>29118978
>>29118966NOOOO NOT MUH SEKRET CLUB THAT ALREADY HAS OVER A MILLION PEOPLE IN IT
>>29118944Its apparently barely above minimum wage
Why is it always Mori or Kiara that do this questionable shit.
>>29118982Anon, most "people" here didn't know vtubers existed before EN so don't expect them to know that Kizuna AI already did a podcast.
>>29118813I second this, multi meltdowns
>>29118974What's the difference
>>29119016Retarded weebs
>>29118979This is true.
>>29118733Rushia has Ame beat in both GFE and Gremlin aurashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBAKBKwYNkE
>>29118862True, I'd be annoyed but won't make me dislike the reaper.If cover wants to do this, then ogey, those rrats.
>>29118979Cope
>>29118982Holos have been on radio shows. This isn't a big deal except for the newfags who are here for babies first VTubing.
>>29118979Ina one is fake right?
>>29119008Here's your (you) Francisco. Now >>>/jollibee/
>>29118943She was there in person so she'll probably be off camera but with her live2D set up, so they can edit her in. If it was online I'd say she's on a screen like Kizuna
>>29119012It's not about holoEN being a secret club in terms of who the fans are.It's about who they collab with.If you are okay with them collabing with the kind of fags like OTV or markiplier or forsen you need to actually die.
>>29118966People literally post about /jp/ and /hlgg/ specifically on reddit, how fucking secret do you think any of this is anymore?
>>29118813i love this image
>>29118946>>29118946>>29118946MIGRATE
>>29118501>>29119008samefag
>>29119038Yes, Ina one is fake. Rest assured.
>>29118966I bet you thought Big Iron's chorus was sung by Gura's BF.
>>29118853>western faggot collabs>normalfags watchingThey are not the same.
>>29118852payback for what? I'm not a woman so I don't remember having any grudges towards deadbeats.
>>29119036Are there really people who think that their audiences don't overlap?
What is Kiara's video?
>>29119038Yep she is actually Asa Akira
>>29119038Yes, its fake.
>>29119044Kek. Are you a meido? You sure found him out.
>>29119016Mori because she is actually autistic and don't understand shit.Kiara because she is a menhera.
>>29119011cringeI thought she was one of the older ones? Is Korone mentally 16 years old?
>>29119016They're the extroverts of the group.The NA HoloENs are a bunch of quiet introverts that have to be talked into doing stuff.
>>29119056good lord kill yourself
>>29118683I am gonna need to get comfy for this one.
i love you, gura!
>>29119056Fuck you early fag
>>29119056Kys
>>29118683Thank you Ina for giving us a Minecraft stream to watch.
Fubuki sure loves Phasmophobia huh.