/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like this chicken!

Ina ina ina!

>>29115078
Based. I like this shark.

>>29114997
Seems stupid to add karaoke to your member stream poll if you were already planning on doing one but Gura put Halloween on a bunch of watchalong polls until she had to just go and decide that was what we were watching so.

>>29115078
Is that the correct L-word to be using here?

>>29115062
What a dork.

I thought Korone never collabed with anyone other than Okayu?

New narrative: Mori was Korone's English tutor

>the JP server is building mechs
>the EN server is still struggling with rails

>>29114089
Wait. They still do roomwork?

Apperantly, aqua is a vegetable and is steamed about it
Is this true?

>>29115037
I doubt it, but Aqua gets mad about being called a vegetable like Rushia gets mad about being called a cutting board and like Moona gets mad about people saying "HEY MOONA". i.e. It's funny when their coworkers do it, it's aggravating when the unwashed masses of chat run the joke into the ground.

Give me the POLKA LORE.

Is it true she lives in an attic?

>>29115101
It's rare, which is why this is a surprise.

I've a shame there still aren't any hololive-EN doujins.

>>29115098
Is there some limit to how many times she can sing?

>>29115098
It wasn't originally going to be back to back but remember last night's karaoke was supposed to be 2 days ago

>>29115101
The moment she collab with Towa, gloves were off.

>>29115106
This is bullshit but I'm willing to believe it

>>29115106
>tutor recommended Doom to Korone
>Mori sucks at Doom
Weak narrative nigger

>>29115106
Not enough 30 year old slang

>>29115125
She lives in Kiara's attic with huge rrats

>>29115112
You mean the JP server is building pre-made plans and EN is still trying to establish their server? Yes, you figured it out.

>>29115101
Mori wanted to embarrass TreeRrat

>>29115115
They participated as Hololive members. I'm pretty sure AZKi does some things as roommate still. Not sure about Polka.

>>29115125
Yeah

>>29115112

Part of the fun of the EN Minecraft server is watching them do their best stumble through the beginnings of touching the game and occasionally acting like Slinkys. Its fun to watch them fall down the stairs sometimes

Ina Inaaa INAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTASUKEHELPKOKUJINSAMA

>>29115101
>First ever Pekora collab
>First ever Towa collab
>Actually participating in a big Among Us collab
>Now a collab with Mori
She's going through her character arc, just like Pekor did with Moon.

>>29114985
I'd put her in upper tier along with Moona, Towa, Suisei, Watame, Okayu and Gura

>>29115125
despite her child attitude she is older than botan

>>29115083
That reminds me, I must get Hades when it goes on sale

>>29114606
Soma?

What's an idol?

I want to marry the chicken.

Oh god is Haachama also building a giant robot.

>>29115175

>>29115125
Yes, your attic

>>29115112
>JP server is almost 2 years old
>EN is just 2 months

>>29115164
Mori is not that spiteful and wouldnt do something that low. She just wants to collab with Korone and thats it. Can you people drop this narrative?

Mio singing~!

>>29115125
showers once a week, never does offcollabs because she stinks so bad, lives in her own filth, uses empty mountain dew containers as gamer bottles, has a parasocial dependency on her chat almost as unhealthy as her chat's dependency on her

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

>>29115112
building mecha shit tends to be pretty easy when you have a fuckton of autofarms set up for various materials, and when you have more than 5 people

>>29115125
[REDACTED] is a cultural historian of 12th-16th century Japan. Her interest lies in the social, cultural, and intellectual development of medieval Japan, and the use of visual sources in the study of history. She is currently working on medieval Japanese perceptions of natural disasters, and how these views were framed to serve various social and political circumstances in the late twelfth century. Her recent publications include The Seven Tengu Scrolls: Evil and the Rhetoric of Legitimacy in Medieval Japanese Buddhism (2012, University of Hawai’i Press) and “Disaster in the Making: Taira no Kiyomori’s Move of the Capital to Fukuhara” (2015, Monumenta Nipponica, Vol. 70, No. 1). She has taught Japanese history, religion, and art history at Princeton University, the University of Alabama, and at Sophia University, International Christian University, Meiji Gakuin University, and the University of Tokyo in Japan.

>>29115189
I completely forgot about Soma.
Yeah, 2 good games in the last 10 years is still a bit of a letdown

>>29115101
She's been making strides in getting out of her shell.

My personal narrative is that whatever she was going to the hospital for got her to reassess some of her life choices, specifically in regards to building bonds with others.

>>29115214
this is true

>>29114512
The Fire Emblem streams are her lowest viewed videos by a considerable margin. She's not numberfagging relative to anyone else, she's observing that HER fans do not like a game/she is not entertaining playing that game, which is a good and valid observation for an entertainer. If you don't optimize for content people actually like, people will not watch, and meme number will not go up anyway.

>>29115214
Haha funny!
https://youtu.be/vpiWXG8sOME

>Botan will never be your teammate, watch as you kill an enemy, and go "Ah naisu" in her low calm voice of appreciation.
Why even live.

>>29115208
idk man, evidence lines up

>>29115203
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN HELP

>>29115205
I'm ok with this.

>>29115191
a miserable pile of secrets

>>29115203

>>29115174
Holy shit, if anyone ever asks me why I like watching almost-retarded girls play video games, I'm gonna tell them this

>they're like Slinkys, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs

>>29115214
Why is this fucking idiot allowed to ritual post again?

>>29115183
Botan is like 22 so that really isnt much anon

>>29115245
Why must you hurt me like this? I don't even know you.

Will Pekora hit 1 mil and get shoe horned into the 1 mil club (shark, friend, and dog) at the last minute?

>>29115176
Soon
Please. I've been waiting for almost a year now.

>>29115214
>Mori is a brapposter as well
can she get any more based?

>>29115174
>acting like Slinkys. Its fun to watch them fall down the stairs sometimes

>>29115078
Nice chicken.

>>29115272
>>29115183
Here we go again with the mixed up narratives

>>29115272
Oh sweet sweet innocent anon... The sweetest little anon... My precious anon... You innocence is intoxicating...

>>29115245
You got a lot more to "why even live" for, buddy.

>>29115183
No she isn't. Botan isn't that old though. Miko, Aki, Korone, Coco, Watame, and Rushia are all older.

>>29115198
>going to marry chicken
>wedding day
>120 people turn up
>Chicken cancels the wedding because there aren't enough people

>>29115267
Because nobody but the meidos can stop him, and they don't care enough about Mori to bother

>>29115299
The oldest Holo is Korone at like 26-27 so really you make them sound so old.

>>29115276
They already made their official announcement with the trinity. FBK, Gura, and Korone are royalty. Pekora remains the clown.

>>29115267
Hell if I know. What's the appropriate report for ritual posting anyway? Avatar? Low quality?

>>29115306
Same

>>29115247
Holy shit Mori you spiteful bitch, based

Did any JP member talk about Gura's singing yet? I know they talked about Calli before

>>29115276
Too late for that. She will be in the second trinity with Aqua and Coco.

>>29115237
That would have been a reasonable narrative if she hadn't called the Sakuno 10k+ meh, when its solid/average numbers for any of her streams.
Sadly, no she doesn't compare it to her other streams. Hell, she even said she knows its gonna have low viewership but she will stream it because she likes it and then "complained" afterwards. I'm seriously not being a anti here, I like her a lot and I watch her streams. But this attitude is really bad.

>>29115076
Ina would certainly play Engie.

>>29115313
kek

I wonder if Korone will be doing an off collab with Mori.

>>29115313
>Going to marry chicken
>wedding day
>120 people turn up
>Chicken says they're all her brides/husbands as well
>still cancels because she didnt have enough people subscribed to the event

>>29115247
Narrative: Mori was the actually the one falseflagging as a chumbud that wanted revenge

>>29115313
Kek

>>29115311
It doesn't matter, because shrine maidens, half-elves, dog-girls, dragons, sheep-girls and necromancers keep their youthful body for a very long time.

>>29115351
Ame and Mori will both cross 1m before coco

>>29115313
god dammit anon

>>29115327
You're off by about 10 years. Korone is 36

>>29115272
This is some glorious bait.

>>29115272
>>29115327
This is bait right?

>>29115327
>Korone is 26-27
Oh God anon... My precious little anon... My sweet, sweet sunshine in the sky... You're like the morning dew, uncorrupted and untained, gently rolling down a slowly opening rosebud... My dearest of anons.

>>29115365
Off collabs are not as common as Kiara makes them seem

>gurenge
at least its a different arrangement

>>29115365
I heard Mori's good with kids.

>>29115365
no way

What are you guys drawing?

>>29115384
>Falling for this narrative.

Korone is younger than Marine.

>>29115365
is Korone in Kyushu? Don't ask why this is relevant

>>29115381
I believe that, but did anyone do that math on that? Preferably in the form of a nice chart with projections?

>>29115214
I was there MoriPog

>>29115400
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL SING GURENGE GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I wish you all would clue into the fact that compare and contrast posts are all bait.

>>29115313
Kek my sides

>>29115247
Haven't they been talking for a long time? hell, Mori's been teasing that collab since before among us even happened.

Hololive playing Action Taimanin when?

>Mori does an off collab with Korone
>it's actually a boxing match

A man can dream

>>29115427
No. Shes doing it to destroy the tree rrat

>>29115313
Nice

>>29114938
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1326982158041280512

Just be a little forceful and not all lovey dovey then. It will get through.

>koro and botan are the oldest holos
>somehow marine is the one who plays along the boomer jokes despite being 27 yo
Sencho...

>>29115427
Mori said she has 3 singing collabs planned, so that might not have been the same one. If we want to keep that narrative alive.

>>29115313
the birth of a new meme

>>29115408
She's really not.

>>29115441
Our boys gunna get fucked up

>>29115441
Korone would fucking murder Mori

>>29115441
Haha imagine if they were wrestling in oil instead

>>29115134
the poll was put before the schedule was even announced. why do you think the poll is a different karaoke?

>>29115427
wait, when has Korone "spit some fire"? I mean, she raps but wouldn't Coco or Watame be more suitable for that kind of foreshadowing?

>>29115410
Isn't she from Kansai region hence the weird dialect.

I just realized, most HERfags only knew her for her youtube content.

>>29115397
You have a knack for this, you know.

>>29115203

>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1327252826691518464?s=20
Oh no, they get along great.
I fear for the wallets of all the chickenfags if Rushia teaches her her ways.

>>29115441
Mori would literally die, anon. Our boy might sound like a tough bitch but Korone is something else

Holos generally known to be older
>Botan (confident and skilled)
>Korone (high endurance)
>Marine (god-tier empath and therapist, the phone-call that saved Kiara)
Holos generally known to be younger
>Shion (late to streams so often there's even porn about it)
>Haachama (retarded)

Why do we even want younger Holos again? I want more older women Holos, older women are fucking based

>>29115482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOHaMd3utA
this comes to mind

I'm ready.

>>29115313
>manage to get the wedding going
>finally you recite your vows
>she does herd
>"You may now kiss the bri-"
>she starts reciting hers in Japanese now
>"Okay, you may now kiss th-"
>she recites it in German
>"You may k-"
>she looks for another language to translate it to and recites it again
>"You-"
>this continues 13 or so times

>>29115415
gotta sing all the exact same songs the "fans" demand it

>>29115480
It's only a member karaoke because that's what won the poll

>>29115482
The whole point was to be technically right but not the obvious answer. Thats the best kind of hint.

>>29115441
Korone would destroys Mori so hard. The dog is fit as shit.

>>29115462
>27
I AHHH I WANT TO CUM GALLONS IN HER MAXIMALLY FERTILE AND DUSTLESS WOMB

>>29115494
Well yeah, no one watched her streams. Thats why she came to Hololive at all.

>>29115203
fucking hell anon

https://youtu.be/oK35hzQRrMQ
Polka karaoke in roughly 20 minutes

>>29115506
Mori would definitely yell out WORTH before dying.

>>29115512
I could not care less.

>>29115508
>the phone-call that saved Kiara

But she's still a menhera anon, what are you talking about?

>>29115472
>>29115473
>>29115506
>Dog
>beating anyone in a fight

Its not like she was in a gang or anything. Goddamn

>>29115282
How many hours would be?

>>29115505
I'm fairly sure Rushia's skills are non transferable. I don't think her skills can really be taught.

ₐ

>>29115505
>I fear for the wallets of all the chickenfags if Rushia teaches her her ways.
She'd have to die and rebirth as a phoenix loli for that to happen though.

>>29115505
Can't wait for Rushia to show her how she can even bait more sc

>>29115512
Honestly, its been so long the narratives are already burned out. I'm kinda bored of shitposting about it

>>29115203
This is very sexy to me

i need my meds

>>29115505
Kiara already know the dark arts. Kfp works for free afterall.

So how are you guys passing dead hours? I was busy losing nnn to a blonde knight vtuber with fat tits, playing with lotion and making suction sounds.

>>29115101
She's collabed with Miko and Marine the most outside of Okayu and the other gamers. She's also occasionally been a part of group streams but it's pretty rare.

>>29115553
>he doesnt know

>>29115508
Botan is 42
Korone is 37
Marine is 28
Shion and Haachama are 19

>>29115553
Haha... yeah...

Please notice Ina... Acknowledge her existence...

>>29115505
Doesn't work, Kiara is yuribait, not GFE for goslings like Rushia

If Rushia ever tells Amelia her secrets though we're all done for

>>29115467
I meant specifically, her first jp game collab that she told us was being announced this week.

>>29115441
>>Mori does an off collab with Korone
>>it's actually a box training-match
That would be an awesome 3D-idea!

>>29115454
Lmao, Kiara is absolutely the type of lesbian that would give it all up for a dominant alpha dick

>>29115512
>It is the 41st Millennium
>For more than a hundred centuries Gawr Gura has sat immobile on the Golden Youtube Play Button of Earth
>She is the Master of Mankind by the will of the algorithm, and master of a million worlds by the might of her inexhaustible subs
>She is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Pedology
>She is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that she may never truly die
>Yet even in her deathless state, the Shaak continues her eternal vigilance
>Mighty battlefleets cross the tentacle-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Detective, the autistic manifestation of the Shaak's will
>Vast armies give battle in her name on uncounted worlds
>Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Praefectianus Phoinix, the Space Rangers, bio-engineered sentai warriors
>Their comrades in arms are legion: the Chumbud Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Booba and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Enmanichus to name only a few
>But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from antis, cultists, skeletons - and worse
>To be an idolfag in such times is to be one amongst untold billions
>It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody fanbase imaginable
>These are the tales of those times
>Forget the power of てえてえ and wholesome, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned
>Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war
>There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of trolling and shitpost, and the laughter of cringy gods
>and eventually, Mori's podcast at Trash Taste

>>29115578
But that's how you win NNN

Amebros!?

>>29115214
post link if its true

>>29115505
I fucking hate rushiafags. There is no big secret. She just shamelessly milks losers by giving them what they want.

NNN day 13, this time with mayonuts
https://youtu.be/8qD1WxzKZeU

>>29115508
We need an older woman on EN so bad. Gen 2 please.

>>29115577
How about this?

>>29115512
What proof do you have? Pretty sure Cover wouldn't let their talents do a podcast with these faggots.

>>29115585
which holo is the 72 year old

>>29115480
>>29115519
she doesn't have to obey the poll.

>>29115415
Because they have permissions for that song

>>29115606
New how?

I think I still have the chart that has the ages of the holo JP. Anyone want it?

>>29115512
WE AWAIT THE FLAGELLATION OF THE WEAK
OUR SKELETONS WILL DANCE OVER OUR GRAVES

>>29115441
Please remember the 10 hour ringfit stream where Fubuki, Mio and Okayu were fucking dying by the end, but Korone was still jumping around like they'd just started. Korone would dance circles around our boy.

>>29115575
Don't worry. Our resident schizos will be sure to boost and samefag until it ruins the threads.

>>29115606
Ame respects all of her senpais

>>29115606
He's her homostar oshi. That's why I'm surprised people think she'd collab with Astel instead of Shien.

>>29115606
She literally likes and retweet all kinds of Hololive content on her twitter.

>>29115553
Korone literally boxes as a hobby. She's fit as fuck. There's a reason the dog has endless stamina. Mori stands no chance.

INTRODUCING YOUR NEWEST HOLO EN GEN 2 MEMBER

>>29115505
LoliKiara costume, soon?

>>29115617
That's hot.

>>29115606
I mean can you blame her?

>>29115617
>kiara with an extremely monotone voice
>ha ha ha ha ha peko

>>29115606
Nu?

>>29115637
It's taken so long that the shitposters burned themselves out. No one cares anymore since we all know it's (probably) going to happen.

>>29115553
>after off collab boxing match with Korone
>heyy deadbeats, I'm back from Korone-senpais house!
>her voice is noticeably nasally
>a-anyway lets get this stream starte- *COUGH* *COUGH*
>Mori wheezing for breath
>sudden sound of something collapsing

>>29115606
I thought she was fucking astel and not shien. I guess she's fucking all of them

> SEGA
> Pays two Holos some lump sum to promote their game once
> Instead of simply allowing them to play it for free, and watching as half of Hololive gives them free advertising

Explain to me, why Japanese publishers are so retarded?

>>29115606
Amebros know that she likes and retweets everyone, dumb cuckposter.

>>29115605
But I feel slightly soiled after that experience. And even worse, somewhat tempted to pledge to their fantia to get that VR porn clip in there.

>>29115176
>First ever Pekora collab
ok retard

Friendly reminder that unironic fans of normalfag youtubers have been shilling their ironic weeb podcast and patreon here for a full fucking month now under the guise of "YOUR OSHI IS A TRAITOR" and you dumb niggers bit the fucking bait hook line and sinker.

Ironic weebs are not /jp/ related.

>>29115575
I'm sure she will say shit during the podcast that will be shitpost-worthy

>>29115585
Isn't Korone's age just a popular narrative? I never saw anything that actually mentions her age once.

>>29115494
No shit
I didn't even know she did streams and though she got her avatar to shitpost until like last week

>>29115591
too cool for that

>>29115616
only if she has a chain smoker voice

So how did we like her return stream

>>29115627
Could at least sing another Lisa song instead of Gurenge for the nth time.
>Ichiban no Takaramono
>Raising Home
>Homura

>>29115685
Speaking Japanese makes you retarded the longer you speak it

>>29115591
Nigga he's a busy man. You wont see much input from Huke either when he starts working on Steins;2

>>29115615
I'm honestly curious to see what the fuck she can still talk about when we get into days 25-30.

>>29115705
I don't have reps good enough to find her fanbox.

>>29115620
Are you implying Cover is competent?

>>29115705
take your meds/10

>>29115659
okay but what if

>>29115709
Checks out.

>>29115176
She is still way too shy in all those collabs. Actually, Towa is the one she clicked with the most so far.

>>29115615
Shes running out of ideas

>>29115615
i hope she starts doing the sexy voice at some point

>>29115696
>you dumb niggers bit the fucking bait hook line and sinker.
I still don't know who any of these faggots are and I never will, so not really.

I'm glad to hear her sing english country roads in a serious way finally, but I kind of wish it was closer to the John Denver version

I NEED MORE HOLOLIVE LORE

Do any Holos smoke?

>>29115678
Wrong, once it happens /hlgg/ will go full meltdown mode

>>29115615
>still 17 more days to go
We are definitely getting a JOI extravaganza by the end of the month from this fucking semen demon

>>29115617
Absolutely would kiss

Has Korone mentioned the Mori collab yet? Doesn't look like she's tweeted about it.

>>29115606
What a whore.

>>29115717
Someone show him the draw un their wall

>>29115408
Jesus, you probably think Luna is in her twenties, too.

Gura feels like a crooner than a belter or a balladeer. I hope she sings slow songs more, like Moon River or One more time One more chance.

>>29115728
What does a picture of Mori and Kiara have to do with this?

>>29115739
you country road faggots are never going to be happy, are you?

>>29115131
It's been two months

>>29115728
mori is one of those extremely lame "guns scare me ban 'em" people, she's mentioned it several times. kiara, on the other hand...

>>29115617
Ok so she ripped her own face and replaced it with Moona's but didn't bother to dye her hair purple?
0/10 immersion ruined

>>29115727
Yeah, she really should take her meds.

>>29115705

>>29110758

Quite literally just woke up, is she actually collabing with Korone?

>>29115742
>Wrong, once it happens /hlgg/ will go full meltdown mode
You mean /hlg/ will raid the thread?

>>29115750
I'M JUST PLAYING GAMES
I KNOW THAT'S PLASTIC LOVE
DANCE TO THE PLASTIC BEAT
ANOTHER MORNING COMES

>>29115620

>>29115773
yes

>>29115757
None of the hololive girls are older than 18

>>29115773
Yes

>>29115777
And? That doesn't mean the podcast is confirmed.

What the fuck would they even talk about in the podcast?

>>29115750
Now this is good.

>>29115659
Kek this narrative again. Korone is 37 years old. Yes she was in a gang when she was younger but it doesn't take any strength or stamina to bully meek herbivore Japs. Yes she does boxing, but that doesn't mean she's super fit or in shape, she just takes lessons. No sitting down for hours in videogame marathons does not mean she has the stamina to fucking fight people in real life. She's 37 and has had kids, her body is fucking shot.

I can't believe it's Sunday already, I feel like I missed my entire weekend. At least I didn't drink.

>>29115792
Take your meds.

>>29115742
Over what? We know it's happening and it's most likely just an interview.

>>29115728
Pretty sure she prefers melee weapons. maybe if her zoning game is on point.

>>29115792
Anon you need to wake up. You've been in denial too long

>>29115794
Probably anime, and adapting to life in Japan as someone from the underworld.

>>29115739
Should she do backflips and monkey noises while chugging vodka to so you can scream IT'S HER! SHE DID THE THING! too?

>Haachama talked about how she was working on having a collab with Gura
>Mori said she has a 3 person collab with Haachama
Will it be a Haachama, Gura, Mori collab?

>>29115794
mori's biggest ups and downs as a vtuber

>>29115777
I'm okay with Joey, I don't like him, but I don't hate him. I don't even know the other guy, but he seems acceptable enough. But this fucking sea monkey. I hate him.

>>29115792
Deadbeatchama...

>>29115792
Anon I wished it weren't true either, but at this point its unhealthy denial.

>>29115705
i didnt want to intrude because i dont have her fanbox

>>29115659
Hope she can meet her children, Pretty sure she wouldn't care less about boxing if she got the rights for her kids.

>>29115678
Me too anon. I'm burned out too. I suppose we ran out of twigs to burn. Now I can enjoy my boy without interruption.
Time to return to being a regular deadbeat

>>29115657
B-but she can't speak EN?

>>29115792
A signed piece of art from "Mori Calliope" is hanging on the "Guest Art" wall of the podcast room, Anon

>>29115757
In terms of oldest Holos its pretty simple.

Coco > Okayu > Matsuri > Marine > Shion

>>29115792
>delusionalbeats

>>29115777
They gangbanged her that night.

>>29115794
the JP hiphop scene is dead. Mori will most definitely mention something about that. Maybe sime compulsory fav anime discussion.

You guys love Gura now... but if you actually were together and she started growing up and stopped being a loli, would you still love her?

You would give her up in exchange for another fresh girl wouldn't you...

>>29115794
Anime. Being a vtuber. Maybe some talk about how collabs are organized or some other harmless behinds the scenes talk

>>29115462
>27 yo
Chocochama...

https://pastebin.com/qTDUXGJF
And so, need some opinions:
Should Bloop join in? If so, should he be /ss/ or overly muscular?

>>29115851
she's already over 9,000 years old and still looks like she's 11, i think we're good

>>29115801
...

>>29115851
Even if she wasn't a loli I would love her

>>29115792
It's coming, brother. Do not deny it. The sooner you admit this, the sooner you will welcome the purification of your soul.

>>29115794
That apparantly talk a lot about the gaijin in japan experience, so there's that, also probably at least some stuff about being a vtuber, but Mori doesn't have that much experience to be an authority on the topic. especially considering this shit was recorded so long ago. Might also talk about independent japanese music or what anime she likes.

>>29115794
probably stuff like
how to get sponsorships?
how she got the nickname "nigger of nippon"?
what's her favorite chart to use when comparing sc and subscribe numbers?

>Newfags will never witness the sheer happiness Gura felt during her muse dash streams
Permissions are so fucking retarded that they somehow have to private streams made during a period that they were allowed to monetize the game in the first place.

>mfw watching the Mori english learning stream

>>29115813
Oh god, I just physically cringed at the thought of the 'anitubers' trying to talk to her as though her backstory is real with earnestness. Fuck.

>>29115806
she's a johnny main

Why are people so obsessed with ages? As long as they're not about to keel over from old age what's the point

>>29115835
There'll probably be some small thing said that'll let us go on as usual for a bit

>>29115819
its going to be Kiara

don't open this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46I1ZH4ZSs8

>>29115800
Who takes care of her kids during endurance streams?

Shiny thighs.

>>29115819
>Mori is kneeling
Based

>>29115851
In a heartbeat. I'd let her try to win me back by doing increasingly more debased things for me, but eventually she would lose.

>>29115864
/ss/

Has Ina ever drawn porn? She won't ever, but I wish she's do lewds of Nyx

>>29115864
Bloop should be a gachi-style muscleman
HAHA, YOU LOSE

>>29115888
>He doesn't know.
NOBODY SPOIL HIM LMAO.

>>29115851
she's 9000 years old already I think she's gonna have that body for a while yet

>>29115112
Good, building mechs is just folowing a tutorial on stream with barely any chat interaction.
I'd rather see them actually play the game or do a zatsudan instead.

>>29115512
Any updates on this, I am so hyped for it.

>>29115843
if Marine is 28 then Ina is older (29)

>>29115598
>A lesbian that likes dick

That's not a lesbian anon

>>29115888
Not so fast, ghosling

>>29115880
Eh its whatever, she can do whatever she wants, I'll just not listen to the podcast. At least her sub numbers will crush Amelia's now with all the normalfags joining.

>>29115908
All artists draw porn.

>>29115847
release the VODs

>>29115899
>He doesn't know
Korone is divorced and doesn't have custody of her kids.

>>29115765

Yeah i remember hearing this before. Shes gonna get knocked the fuck out by the Doggo

Would a Kanata Mori collab be called Angel Beats?

>>29115800
you are basing your statement on circumstances and narratives, while her being fit is evidenced in the RFA stream

>>29115894
Anon, we are essentially gossiping girls around here.
Why are you surprised?

>>29115918
S-stop it... You're giving birds a bad name...

>>29115898
You can't tell me what to do, if I want to fall in love Amelia I will!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8

>>29115899
Korone doesn't have sole custody. She does endurance streams to keep the void at bay when her ex-husband has the kids.

>>29115908
If you can draw you draw porn.
Has she ever posted anything from her personal porn stash? Not as far as I'm aware.

>>29115851
Even better. I wouldn't feel guilty fapping to Gura if that happens

>>29115920
>Numberfagging for our boy
You're next on the Sacrificial Pool.

>>29115800
But the heckin doggo hits the heavy bag three times a week, she can beat up your oshi!!

>>29115927
Dead Gorilla.

>>29115908
never posted anything on any of her accounts, the lewdest thing was azur lane loading screens

>>29115884
All those memories.... archived

>>29115695
they never did 1 on 1 collab before, do your archive reps niggerchama

>>29115942
I was saying that as someone who's also going to be shitposting, not as a bad thing

Mark my words, Watame is one of the 3 senpais Mori is making a song with before this year ends

>>29115920
Why are deadbeats like this?

>>29115843
Okayu is one of the youngest. What is wrong with you?

>>29115927
guillotine gorilla

>>29115943
But Kiara said she also hates birds during her Sakuna stream yesterday.
Which might also include herself...

>>29115884
It is really sad we won't see more Gura Muse Dash, she had so much fun playing it

>>29115954
You shouldn't feel guilty in the first place. She's a total brat who knows exactly what she's doing, teasing ojisans with her feet

It is dead hours so come watch my wife sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK35hzQRrMQ
Thanks

How do you deal with it?
How do you deal with the fact that you will never be with your oshi?
You will never touch her
You will never see her
You will never be with her, hear her voice in real life, feel the warmth of her body
Being just one drop in tens of thousands of other drops. She doesn't care about you at all. Not because she's hateful, shallow or a bad person, but because she is unable to care. There are too many people. She cares about the fanbase as a whole, but you might as well not exist. She might respond to a comment you made here and there, but...is that it? Is that all you're destined to have?

It hurts a lot. She can sing and have the best day of her life. Having fun, giggling with a smile that fills your entire body with warmth, each word she lets out sending shivers down your spine. And yet if you stand up and leave the room..She keeps going. If you're not there, she keeps going. Her happiness and joy is not tied to you. She is behind the screen and has no idea how you feel. You can be sitting in your room all alone, being on the edge of falling apart and she will continue to have fun. Without you. All while you're falling into the abyss.

Siting here alone, watching her streams, her archives. Getting only small portions of interactions, one way feelings. All meaningless, but I have no way out. All meaningless, as she doesn't even know I exist.
How do you deal with this? How do I accept the idea of being an eternal observer. Destined to watch a person that fills me with so much joy, knowing, that she is forever out of my reach. No matter what I would do, I wont be able to be with her. Even if I become a well known fan, all it would do is make her see me as someone deranged. someone she needs to stay away from. Someone who is blind. But i'm blinded by her light, the only light in my entire light, the light that's the only source of comfort and warmth.

It's all meaningless.

>>29115801
>it's Sunday already
Time travelerchama...

>>29115920
Numberfags need to go back to circlejerking about Gura

>>29115943
She FUCKING hates birds!

>>29115927
harambe

>>29115972
Safest bet of your life, Watame has literally composed her own rap songs on stream

>>29115920
>cope with numberfagging
doxxbraps....

at this point I just want the podcast to happen already so this stupid thread can move onto the next dumb yab

>>29115972

>>29115512
ETA?

>>29115916
Ina is 27

>>29115989
sorry I'm watching my wife Mio sing

>>29115974
lets not pretend everyone wasn't numberfagging Gura's 100k karaoke now. Numberfags will be numberfags

>>29115920

>>29115575
Those initial tweets spoiled it too early, and getting confirmation last week only made it even less impactful. They really dropped the ball with the apocallipse.

>>29115921
>there is a non zero chance that Ina has drawn cute and funny pictures of Gura, even if only for reference purposes

>All holoENs except for Kiara liked Gura's thank you tweet from last night's karaoke

Narrative bros?

>>29115994
Gura is inclining too hard so there's no competition for numberfags. At best they'll do it for Kizuna Ai but that's probably not gonna be for a while.

>>29116003
Fuck this meme, it makes me seethe how bad it is

All of the holos are over 50 except your favourite one who is 63

>>29115963
>>29115884
>>29115986
i'm really upset about the permissions getting pulled. but at least the streams she did aren't lost.

in case anyone is looking for it:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bab06da1264142f7549d9101e0aa4818f16dae8e&dn=gura%20muse%20dash

>>29115974
Numberfags flock to the juiciest statistics of the week.

>>29115991
I don't really want to do anything like that with my boy. That's kinda gay

I had a startling thought yesterday while In bed. Statistically speaking, at least one person in these threads probably lives within a kilometer or two of their oshi. I live in Canada, so my chances are even higher. Gura could unironically be in her smelly neet cave just up the road from me. Or Ina's rich parents house could be one of the big houses not too far away.

>>29116022
>100k
120k, anon.

>>29115352
A lot of people use meh and average as interchangeable. Doesn't necessarily mean it's bad, just nothing special.

>>29115491
One of her parents is from Kansai, the other is from a non-disclosed, non-tokyo area, most likely southern.
Corona has lived in Tokyo for years.

>>29116028
Kiara is busy and hasn't checked social media the entire day

>>29116028
Jealousy is a bitch.

>>29115765
https://youtu.be/yP7Vz8wtRHs?t=1807

>>29116008
on 2010 tweet she said she's 19

>>29116028
She see's sharks in her nightmares

>>29116029
Since 1m there' really no reason to post about numbers. Viewer numbers? All the girls have enough to be considered successful, nothing else matters.

>>29115770
I would love that to happen, but it seems very unlikely

Any deadbeats here?
What the FUCK was Beezlebuz bout?

>>29116025
Hey Mori can you make me a sandwich?

>>29115943
Those birds were coerced by Kiara to sabotage our date with Calli!

>>29115918
>>29115943
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLING, YOU GIVE BIRDS
A BAD NAME

>>29115899
> Kids
> Implying, japs are capable of having more than one kid.

Have you seen Japans birth rate? There's literally zero chance she has "kids"

>>29116050
Busy checking twitter and replying to lots of comments except Gura's?

Guys I can't stop listening to plastic love Karaoke by Gura. I really hope she gets to do a studio cover of it.

>>29116028
Kiara numberfags even in her streams, what do you expect, honestly?

>>29116027
Not only that but many artists use their own body as reference. Its an open secret that a good way to study various poses is to film yourself in underwear or completely naked. And then draw by using many stopped frames from the viseo. It gives you absolute control, perfect angles and fluid poses.

>>29115991
By not falling that deep.

>>29116067
figure it out yourself, lazy shit

>>29115989
>a song
or many songs?

a full blown karaoke would be godly right now polka

>>29116045
You could literally live next door to Ame or Gura and you would never know, they don't leave the house (and neither do you)

>>29115591
H-he'll draw her as a fgo card any day now...any day now...

>>29116081
anon... I...

>>29115826
>I don't even know the other guy, but he seems acceptable enough
His main content is zoomer-tier but his mini-docu's are quite good:
https://youtu.be/tV8OhAc3Zyc

>>29115245
Have this instead
https://streamable.com/7rsu4j

>>29116081
oh... oh no anon..

Tentabros!
What's a good build for Lucifer Exagryph?

>>29116055
No, she didn't.

>>29116085
Yes

>>29116067
I'm an ESL so I couldn't tell ya. Good thing you don't have to understand shit to enjoy it.

>>29116081
See the spicy narrative is that Korone was in a gang and has a criminal record which is why she lost the rights to see her \d{1,} children when she divorced her husband

>>29115112
>>29115207
>JP has how many players?
EN has 5, but is mostly 3.

>>29116044
>>29116093
I wish i could be as careless and have the ability to not love her as much as you do.

>>29115826
>I'm okay with Joey
he's acceptable, half Japanese and a lolicon
the rest are ironic weebs.

>>29116047
>120k
119k*

>people havent realized Okayu is actually Korone's daughter from her ex husband.


Open your fucking eyes.

>mfw Mori likes my bone

what i would hope for most in gura's member stream is a couple of songs to appease the karaoke voters, and then a stream of something else (madlibs)

>>29116028
She was asleep.

Friend can't even get 10k subs in one week.
Sad

>>29115991
It only matters that she doesn't tell us about having a boyfriend, and more importantly never tell us how happy she is with her boyfriend.
She can do whatever she wants in her private life.

START THE SINGING POLKA

>>29116086
Yep lol, these figure pose dolls are a meme that exist almost solely to provide plausible deniability to artists who'd rather not admit they've put themselves in some of the poses they've drawn

>podcast shitstorm will drown out Ina's comfy minecraft stream

>>29116146
Okay now this some spicy narrative.

>>29116134
I would believe it, if it was one child. Multiple children just sounds too 'stereotypical suburban America' to be true.

>>29116054
https://streamable.com/lwhkxg

>>29116146
>Imagine doing Tee-Tee baiting with your daughter
>Imagine Okayu is so distant from Korone that this is the only way she can get daughterly love from her daughter.

>>29116146
Korone's trying to delay the inevitable cuckening, I see.

>>29115991
>How do you deal with the fact that you will never be with your oshi?
i'm with her every time she streams... that's the whole point of this.

>>29116045
Do you know how big the entirety of Japan and the west coast of both America and Canada is compared to how little people post in these threads? 1km is way too short