/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Gura is the best singer in all of hololi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbu-GIJ0qf8&feature=youtu.be&t=4657

Kneel cumsharts

>>29099414
Don't worry anon, she's fusing back together after Haato and Haachama will do the fusion dance on stream

>can post kiara
cool

https://streamable.com/bvfvun

>>29099356
highest non scream?

poi

Who did it better?
https://files.catbox.moe/1bomf6.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/25m9hq.ogg

https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=9485
Has anybody done a clip of this particular moment in the last gurame collab? The comedic timing and how they look at each other with their models was just bang on.

Deabeats are the superior race!

Is there any Hololive JP that has sung in English other than Hachama and Coco? I want to listen to them.

>My tablet drivers are busted again
I'm going to shit myself

>all these Slayer bros in the fgc surveypost
y'all niggas alright. who you moving to for strive tho

>>29099446
I kneel..it's over chumbuds

>>29099439
Gura is for (_______________________)

It's Friday, gentlemen. You know what that means, right? Polka's weekly shower. Enjoy her stench while you still can.

>>29099387
Japanese phonemes are largely a subset of english phonemes.

>>29099460
>blocks your path

I FUCKING LOVE MORI!

I love this chicken.

>>29099468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbu-GIJ0qf8&feature=youtu.be&t=4657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpNuSNahh7w

What did mori mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/0x2qi0.mp3

do you guys think gurame is real?

How was the rice farming game stream?

Am I the only one who thinks shark actually has a really good singing voice? I've heard a lot of vtubers, Hololives, etc., but most of their singing voices annoying the hell out of me. Her voice is so good she could legitimately release an album and sell a 100,000 copies, maybe even a million, very easily. I don't even watch Gawr Gura or any Hololives that often, but I tuned in to her karaoke and was surprised how good her tones and rhythm were.

Ecchichama

>>29099474
Marriage, love, impregnation

>>29099486
I am also somewhat infatuated by this chicken.

Gura's teeth...

>>29099484
>>29099486
#TAKAMORI

>>29099496
very comfy and cute but kiara was cuter

I've fallen off this place for like the past two weeks, and while I don't really miss it since I've been occupying my time with other things, I am sad my folder of cute holos has stopped growing

>>29099483
Why is Venom emerging from that tennis ball to beat up Risu?

>>29099474
Ame

>>29099241
Her big iron cover was objectively meh so idk where you're getting this "zero mistakes" idea from

>>29099487
LOL. This is unironically my favourite version now. How about some suisei clips any english songs?

>カメラ
Does this mean all the girls are one click away from showing their face in the app?

I usually don't like watching online multiplayer FPS streams but Botan is actually a fun watch.

>>29097628
hey, ordered a few right away
keep them coming

https://holo.poi.cat/stream/WnHaQOhuj_s

>Average Viewers
>>97,008
>Maximum Viewers
>>119,493

Not even 120K. That's what you get for not killing everyone in the room with Cups as the encore.

>>29099477
This makes me wish I saved at least one of those idiotic sniffing wojaks.

>>29099496
>Welcome to the rice fields!

>>29099498
>Am I the only one who thinks shark actually has a really good singing voice?
Anon I know you know you're not the only one and are just baiting for replies.

Yes she's fucking amazing, but don't post disingenuously like this.

>>29099447
Are there any other teenage perverts other than Haachama? As far as I know, all the other horndogs are in their 30s.

What are some of the paypigs to keep an eye on when a one of the holos streams? I know Mori has shitton of canadians

>>29099481
It’s a lot lot lot easier for english speakers to pronounce Jap than vice versa

did anyone clip a kiss from a rose?

>>29099518
the live2ds work by facial recognition scanning or some shit and not cameras. the cameras shouldn't be on at all or ready.

Bros. It was funny at the time but now I'm thirsty for a real Mori GFE. I'm so lonely

>>29099502
I want to fuck a mentally retarded girl!

>>29099468
Korone sang Material Girl

>>29099459
I'm still waiting on that emergency ketchup coupon.

>>29099504
Based.

:3 Remember to hydrate like Ina! We can't be takodachi if you're dead! :3 :3
This is your last warning before further action

So for the singan analysis anons in the last thread, could Gura do a Floor version Ghost Love Score with some training behind her?

>>29099532
Anon, every teen is horny; some are just openly degenerate while others are wondering why does peepee tingle

Is there a holo that could sing Barbie Girl better than Hachama?
Remember that person doing the singing also matters, not only their skill

>>29099518
Cover couldn't possibly be that stupid...

>>29099533
How does she do it?

>>29099375
You need meds, I'm just saying why most people hate Kiara and you called me Antis..
Why chickenfags like this?

>>29099516
Missing lyrics isn't a vocal mistake. It's something super easily corrected with memorization.

>>29099549
You're not my dad, faggot.

>New Polkas hot off the presses
Anon who's that girl your with?

>>29099556
Anonchama...

>>29099524
Seething deadbrap, your oshi will never get even half as many viewers.

>>29099524
The numbers are insane already. I think ride on time was pretty poetic

>>29099542
Look forward to the second date!

So what's the deal with this?
The twitter link goes to her twitter account.

>>29099495
It's the realest thing we have next to okakoro.

>>29099446
>Sharkmeido is this upset over a joke concerning his oshi that he deleted my post
Fag

>>29099542
Same

>>29099567
OH FUCK SHE SAW ME LOOKING AT ANOTHER GIRL

Saturdaychads WW@?!

>>29099518
The app doesn't use cameras, if it did, we would've seen their faces a long long time ago if there were technical difficulties (which is always)

>>29099498
Dude this is the opinion of 99% of people outside of this messaging board. Just go to every social media medium or her clips.
I still think she need a little more practice though. Her voice is a 20/10 though and probably why she is so popular.

>>29099518
Didn't it happen to Towa but only because she was using her webcam for the motion capture rather than the recommended way with iphone which takes movement data only for whatever reason?

>>29099495
it's undeniable they have a special connection.

>>29099560
that guy is retarded. kiara does have reasons to dislike her, but she also has dedicated antis that specifically come online just to watch her streams and wait for a reason to hate her to come up.
very sad.

>>29099532
None of them are actually perverts, it's just an act for the camera. The only exception Id's say is Matsuri, and that is because she is seriously mentally ill.

>>29099578
Possible yab?

Cover, EN merch onegai...

>>29099538
Thanks, I've been drinking and it's harder for me not to be a prick.

>>29099578
Either fake, or if real its just an alternate thing incase youtube dies or they get banned, or for collabs or special streams youtube wont allow

サメちゃんちょっとやばくね?wwwwww

>>29099578
really doubt she made that

>>29099544
poggers daddy

Dead hour is really dead.
It was kinda fun seeing thread going 280 posts per minute

>>29099578
>The twitter link goes to her twitter account.

It's fake I could link obama on my twitch and it wouldn't make me him

>>29099360
I want Botan to calmly and industriously jerk me off onto Polka's face, and quietly say "Poi" when I cum in her eye

>>29099368
>Her stream tonight.
how is that a source about what people are saying?

>Wrong see >>29099241
Oh yeah, you're definitely a credible source, chumbud.

>>29099390
>As opposed to the opinion of some literal who crabfaggot on an internet forum who's totally absolutely being objective trust me.
More objective than chumbuds for sure. Some are saying her version of plastic love is better than the studio version and that no one can point out mistakes in her singing, which is full on delusional. All I'm saying is that she's just good, not mindblowing.

>>29099357
>Yea? Who do you think will watch people sing? Their fans lmao. And their all saying she's wonderful cope more buddy.
Are you a retard? We were talking about if she's good enough for broadway, something only her fans are saying.

>>29099377
>Cope buddy. The audience is the people and they have said they would watch her more than any other holo members.
That doesn't mean she has the most range, which what the post you were replying to said, what the fuck are you on. How is this coping? Why are you so fucking dumb and obnoxious, are you a falseflagger? By your metric Miko has more range because her stream had more viewers, which is an incredibly dumb statement.

>>29099473
Why was it deleted? It was so beautiful...

>>29099542
We all have impossible dreams anon. But, a some point, you have to face reality and accept that you'll be alone forever.

>>29099619
That sound like something Obama would say

>>29099457
The weak and shy HER vs the strong and confident Gura.

>>29099541
>>29099591
Even if that's the case, why the hell is there a camera option? It's a toggle, so it's purely an on/ off or show/hide feature

>>29099531
>>29099592
>Am I the only one
Baiting a "no"
>I've heard a lot of vtubers, Hololives, etc., but most of their singing voices annoying the hell out of me
Bashing others in a tribal way
>sell a 100,000 copies, maybe even a million, very easily
exaggerating a case

Anon it's 4chan, when you see things like these you just naturally start to assume the post is falseflagging to get people to be annoyed with gura fans. "why are chumbuds like this" type of reactions

>>29099481
>>29099538
This, I'm a diehard chumbuddy and Gura earned that recognition for her singing, but being fair to the JPs it is indeed easier for English speakers to pronounce most sounds in Japanese correctly than vice versa.

Took me quite awhile to figure out how to use youtube-dl, download a 1080p and audio, and merge it on ffmpeg fpr the unarchive karaoke. Fucking hell.

>>29099545
Damn she cute. More jp other than hachama should sing in english. Are they embarassed of their thick accent or somethign?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4vIw_NqFcc

Get in here, good shit coming up in 10 minutes.
EN DEAD HOURS ARE OVER

>>29099630
What was it??

>>29099622
High tier fantasy.

>>29099604
>Tamaonsen
Based HoloStarsEN(JP) bro

>>29099649
But just think of all the help you can be to hlgg now!

>>29099622
You have a beautiful imagination. Thank you for this post.

>>29099627
>and that no one can point out mistakes in her singing, which is full on delusional
Okay timestamp a mistake right now. Of singing, not missed lyrics. Show me a vocal inaccuracy. Show me a strained note, anything.

>>29099652
HAATO IS BACK????

>all of these posts replying to stuff from last thread

let it go retards

Sad, no chicken for a day.
I will draw Gura next
I think I might need to change my artstyle

why the fuck does esls fucking use fuck all the fucking time?

>>29099627
have you listened to any broadway singers singing live? i don't mean a studio "original cast recording". she exceeds the broadway standard.

>>29099635
Yea with that attitude you will lol

>>29099567
It was just a shark documentary on NatGeo while I was playing New Vegas, honey. I swear!

Bros I was cheering on Gura singing in the live chat box but it never appeared on the screen. How does this happen?

>>29099652
Do you think Haato is a fan of Ilya Repin's work?

>>29099649
just look up a youtube tutorial
you weren't learning from the archive were you?

Another day, another time to post that I love polka so much

>>29099622

>>29099649
I respect your efforts.

>>29099652
I'm gonna gosling!

>>29099457
Sometimes I wonder which of the two is closer to her true self. It's difficult to come to a conclusion.

>>29099690
you probably had top chat selected, so yes

>>29099652
hopefully she will end the haachama cringe and stop acting retarded all the time

I hope kiara's next song will use her real voice like her older one

>the year is 2024
>Hololive EN Gen 5 just debuted with the experimental Holostars EN Gen 4 (FPV live mocap testing group)
>Team Fortress 3 has finally released their skin for AR lasertag and all the ENs are getting together for a huge bracketed 6V6 tournament
>Stream starts with a highly produced WWE style intro video with Jerma as the announcer
>All the holos are getting set up with specialized gear to match their avatar, Ina gets robot tentacle backpack, Watson gets X ray magnifying glass scope, Baxter gets wires for super jump, Theodore gets performance enhancing drugs, Bailey gets a bicycle, etc etc.
>The arena is massive, spanning an entire warehouse made to replicate Sawmill as closely as possible, enhanced with the AR it's like really being there
>As jerma winds down the opening spiel he gets to a "special mentions section" where he congratulates Gura on having her 3rd child, and gives a brief moment of silence to commemorate Kiara who sadly was arrested for sexual assault last year and died after getting AIDS and the japanese cold
>One of the new Gen5s asks their senpais why they never talk about Mori, none of them respond
>Linney from Gen2 tells them "It's better to find out for yourself."
>They put on their AR headset and wait for the countdown to start
>Somewhere in a backstage on Neo-broadway mori is injecting herself with a caffeine solution as her performance capture headset calibrates
>"Big ups, dude.." she mutters as the micro neodymium expression targets in her cheeks are magnetized to form her face into a different, cuter, slimmer shape
>Gura comments "her show is probably starting now" while W+M1 pyroing her boyfriend on the EN Gen 3 team
>The round finished and during the arena reset Jerma decides to cut to Mori's show to fill dead air
>It's the scene where her character has to perform her love song while dancing through the farmers market where they have an Easter egg that includes Gura's farm on a small sign in the background
> Even with the expression targeting you can tell the magnets are straining to maintain a smile on her face
>Linney hears a soft cry from the audience
>Kiara bursts out from the crowd, screaming at the director to let Mori rest as security guards struggle to apply a censorship stamp to her face
>Caretaker Ina puts her tentacles over the screen to cover it
>"Don't cry, she doesn't deserve it."

>>29099690
Top chat filtering with literally over 100,000 people watching and potentially sending messages is how that happens

>>29099457
HER version is very cute but this just makes it sound like Gura has improved significantly at singing since then. Is she playing a ukulele or is that just the BGM?

>>29099622
This man is dangerously based.

>>29099483
At least use a superior birb anon

>>29099694
>tfw listening to her ASMR again for the twentieth time

>>29099627
Posts ranges by note or stop @ing niggers

>>29099704
cringe, haachama is based

>>29099652
Oh crap I'm hyped.

>listening to country roads (original version)
>all recommended videos are plastic love and city pop compilations

>>29099682
You fucking might wanna fucking capitalize ESL because I thought you were having a fucking stroke.

>>29099645
>exaggerating a case

How is it exaggerating? If anything, I'm underexaggerating. You really think the shark couldn't sell a million copies of an album with her singing songs?

Well, /hlgg/, what did you think of these past few dead hours?

>>29099681
either a video or mario cart today, time unknown

>>29099690
only real fans get posted on the stream, you're not a fake fan are you?

>>29099693
Yeah, I learned it from youtube tutorials.

>>29099681
nice. chicken watchalong when

>>29099570
Sounds like someones rent free in your head

>>29099682
Coz they cant translate what they think to words fast wnough so they use fuck to fill the void and make themselves “sound” mor native

>>29099707
meds

>>29099561
It's not just the lyrics. On the part where the song goes

"no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip", and on the equivalent part in all following verses, her voice consistently slips up. There's something about that series of notes she just can't handle.

>>29099457
Definitely Gura.

i feel like kiara doesn't want to collab with gura, is because she is sensitive to antis. the among us collab probably didn't change help this fact much either. a bunch of the schizo chumbuds attacked iofi and risu because they got gura killed alot. kiara is probably scared of those same schizos attacking her.
or maybe im the schizo

>>29099732
I'll be real Jay, I was asleep

>>29099487
Sorry Comet, Mikoti is the best holo singer now.

>>29099649
what the fuck did you type? if you wait for bloop and run 'youtube-dl [URL]' with no other arguments it does all of that shit automatically.

>>29099636
>>29099578

see it was quick to fake

>>29099694
I'm going to say it. You don't want to hear this, but I have to tell the truth.

Polka is held back by her design

>>29099718
Why is it so good?
It's almost become a routine for me now to put some Polka ASMR on when going to bed

>>29099707
Everything was right until Team Fortress 3

>>29099704
I love my retarded wife

>>29099658
>>29099668
Years of ERP on Runescape have trained me well tfw might have ERPed with an underage Amelia at some point

>>29099732
better than doxxnigger hours.

>>29099694
Her only supremacy are the karaoke streams
One of best parts of holos but still

>>29099652
>Akai Haato
who?

>>29099567
Kiara.

>>29099729
Shut up. Post cunny or Haachama.

>>29099717
Did that rrat got impaled on a branch?

>>29099681
at least this day will let chicken get the energy needed for her long streams

>>29099627
Dude. Watch some broadway shows. She easily matches or surpasses them. Still think she needs work in some songs for sure, but she's real good in others.

>>29099729
gura's singing is wonderful, but i think you might be underestimating how hard it is to sell a million copies of an album in 2020.

>>29099763
I woulda payed 1m for a gf like that

>>29099446
I'm crying

>>29099759
Next you'll say she's too loud

>>29099694
I kneel to the clown

>>29099684
No, because I'm not american, I've only seen recordings, so I'd have to believe you in that case. But I've seen live shows here and I still think she's not at a pro level.

I'm not saying she's bad but holy shit you guys are being so obnoxious overrating this, it's like you've never heard someone singing before. Literally can't say anything other than how her voice is better than sex without getting 10 replies about how I'm wrong.

>>29099672
I'm not an autist, fuck off.

Can you people stop being baited and triggered over people not enjoying things you like? I know it's dead hours but cmon.

>>29099578
Why do people make fake profiles like this? I see it happen pretty often on other sites.

>>29099785
Yea, it requires a lot of luck and support nowadays.
The market is extremely saturated

>>29099442
Dam I'm looking pretty thin here.

>>29099759
the clown outfit is the best part you turbo faggot
the skirt is kinda meh ill admit

>>29099542
I've no idea how she plans on topping that first date desu

>>29099789
Imagine that it is a bad thing

I want polka to scream at me when sex happens

>>29099759
>clussy bad
>armpit bad
Polka's design only filters literal fags, like you.

>>29099776
It's a bird called a shrike, they impale lizards and rodents onto spiky trees so it can tear em into pieces easier/store em for future eating

>>29099750
Kiara already surpassed so many of her senpais. She needs to realise this because none of the senpais she passed are having a pityparty every other stream about their numbers.

>>29099732
There have been worse. Yesterday morning, for example.

>>29099785
Is that even a huge thing still? I thought everybody has moved on to digital sales.

>>29099782
>Still think she needs work in some songs for sure, but she's real good in others.
Never denied that, check what I said.

>>29099704
based, haachama is cringe

>>29099705
How the fuck does top chat work anyway
You can actually send proper messages while being a member and they don't end up in the chat showing on the stream, but non-members spamming clap emotes or hearts do.

>>29099748
Agreed. She has worked very hard between disappearing from the face of the Earth and reappearing as Gura.

Her streaming presentation style is much improved as well.

>>29099745
She didn't miss the notes at all, she just hesitates on the words. You can tell she doesn't know the lyrics well.

Ina's previous femdom past is so interesting to me

https://streamable.com/q4on9y

I still cannot believe how much she's into pegging

Haachasex!

>>29099759
She is held back by her stiff-as-fuck L2D more like

>>29099457
Jesus, what changed? Is this just confidence that comes with age? Or is she just playing a character?
I still don't know which one is the real voice.

>>29099799
I'm not even saying I didn't like it, I just said I don't think it's as good as they think it is. This is even fucking worse than deadbraps and condomates at this point.

>>29099705
>>29099709
Interesting. I've never really messed with the live chat settings. I went to another slower stream just to make sure something wasn't wrong and I showed up on those streams. I guess it makes sense if I was on top chat though. I certainly didn't see thousands of messages.
>>29099734
-Panic-

>>29099823
the almightly algorithm

HAACHAMA VS HAATO TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4vIw_NqFcc

>>29099814
i feel like its not numberfagging. she toned numberfagging down a lot since debut and even agreed to a rushia, marine, and hachama collab.

>>29099813
jesas, that is fucking brutal.

Any torrent of Gura's karaoke stream? EUfag here so I missed it.

>>29099798
>Literally can't say anything other than how her voice is better than sex without getting 10 replies about how I'm wrong.
Have you considered it's because you're wrong?

>I'm not an autist, fuck off.
Hahahaha, literally cannot post a single shred of proof.

>>29099759
Remember for legal reasons, Polka's clown design was meant to prevent anons from falling into her deep hole of depression. Unfortunately Cover screwed up and it didn't work as planed.

>this event will begin in few moments
did she fell asleep or what

>>29099822
Haachama only works for sex

>>29099729
4chan is full of contrarians. If you want to genuinely praise something, you do so with humility.
Anons who make threads on /v/ like CELESTE IS THE BEST INDIE GAME EVER or "what is the best 3D mario game and why is it sunshine?" are just asking for endless shitposting about their favorite game. Same goes for talking favorite anime on /a/ or whatever, the more loudly and daringly you give praise to something the more shit it's going to get. If you want to actually praise something do it with humility.

>>29099801
You tell me. There's a Gura findom roleplay account on Twitter and one for Mori as well iirc.

>>29099457
holy shit she is actually playing the ukulele in that cover

>>29099798
Well. I've seen some she does match to them.

Anyone else actively avoid /hlgg/ during and right after Gura's karaoke streams?
The threads always turn into numberfagging and shitting on every other girl for no reason other than needing to prop Gura up even higher than she already is.

>>29099477

>>29099872

I like how people are talking about selling kids in Mori's prestream chat

I have fallen hopelessly in love with a beautiful Korean-Canadian girl, who cosplays as a Lovecraftian squid on YouTube. Ina means everything to me. I know she a real person and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Ina. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could watch all her streams over and over until I fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious Ina for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together. I would buy her sweets and we would draw together. We would go to a date to the cinema and when the movie was over I would hold her in my arms, like the ending to one of those old-timey romantic movies. She would only blush and her eyes would water a little from happiness, I would gently wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes and tell her "I love you just the way you are" and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk through the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some hot chocolate. I don't even care about sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making her happy.

When I jerk off to Botan pictures, I always cover my hand in Tiger Balm to get the optimal experience. I assume this is what a lioness or female tiger feels like.

>>29099498
Careful with the controversial opinions. You might get downvoted.

>>29099798
>not an autist.
>likes vtubers.
anon-chama...

>>29099874
it might be someone else, but let's not get into that.

>>29099854
Some folks re upload it anyways, just search it in YouTube, most recent, you're done

Dear god her voice

Oh no Haachaamaa is in smokermode again

>>29099852
Im a chickenfag anon. She still numberfags a bit. I know it must suck knowing you aren't as popular as your genmates but its something she is going to have to accept and the sooner she does it the better her mental health will be.

>>29099881
And yet you're here.

Its time.

I need some help understanding Haachama. Anyone else need subtitle to understand her english?

>>29099881
It's just words on my monitor. I'm not even sure if there's a human behind your post.

>raspy voice
SHE COUGHT THE COOF?

>>29099870
No shit. This place is a hidey-hole for contrarians for the sake of being contradictory.

>>29099862
>Have you considered it's because you're wrong?
Have you considered you're a retard?

>Hahahaha, literally cannot post a single shred of proof.
I just don't care enough, you niggers are saying she has the most range of any Holo without any "proof" either, and probably haven't watched anything other than EN either.

>>29099763
Game respect game.

Coofchama

>>29099760
It's called a addiction anon. It's too late for you now I'm afraid.. But don't worry Polka will make if all better.

im gonna say it. many of you might be offended but i have to say it.
i like the chicken

>>29099798
>insistently shitposting for threads and threads about how gura's not that good
>asked to provide one (1) single timestamped mistake
>REEEE I-I'M NOT AN AUTIST
Barracudachama absolutely fucking rekt.

>>29099916
Something about Skittles?
I'm fucking lost

Let's see how much the collab boosted her confidence in talking normal english.

>5 middle meddows

>I had a dream about mosquito, I put a mosquito in my pot, it wasn't mosquito it was like not sure it looks like a fly or mosquito

>>29099914
I came back for Mori's wine stream but turns out it was in an hour and now I'm here for Haachama

>>29099565
you don't want this to be you, tako
drink

>>29099845
Everyone becomes a highly sensitive of criticism and snow flaky after being part of a highly energized event with their favorite. Don't expect objectivity from any fanbase when it comes to chuubas after such events. I guess it wouldnt be fair to do so. Let people have their fantasies.

>>29099924
no one is saying she has the widest range. that is a strawman you set up.

>>29099457
Gura's more refined and technically better.

Haachama causes a strange thing in my brain. I can't understand a fucking word she speaks of english but I just instinctively laugh at how fucking absurd she is in general with her blatant retardation, pretend or not. Haha, help.

Haachama's dying...

>>29099937
Glad I'm not alone. Was starting to doubt my Eng abilities.

>I KNOOOOW THAAAT'S PLAAASTIC LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

>>29099916
Her English is fine
Think of it as practice for understanding songs or something

>>29099920
Contrarianism is a full fledged ideology. I have essay length thoughts on the subject.

>>29099924
>I just don't care enough
>let me keep making post after post replying to multiple people how much I don't care
You got blown the fuck out sperg. Cope more.

>>29099707
This might be the most schizo post I’ve read so far

>>29099542
Drop an akasupa with no message. Mori will feel compelled to hunt you down to thank you for the donation and what your message was going to be. This is your opportunity to ask her out.

>>29099946
>that is a strawman you set up
Anon if you're going to sperg at me please check the replies I was replying to holy shit.

What the fuck is she doing now does Haachaamaa even vet questions

Reminder that
>Gura has no personality
>saying "a" and "shaaaark" is not a substitute for a personality
>is carried entirely by her voice making pedos hard
>is garbage in collabs (gets distracted and does her own thing in minecraft, literally DOESN'T FUCKING TALK in the rest)
>psychotically OBSESSED with keeping her identity hidden which means she will forever stick to being a fake LARPer instead of a genuine person
>yet doesn't give a shit about keeping others identities hidden, literally calling Ame by her real name, hypocrite and selfish
>trash at minecraft, only plays kusoge otherwise
>overrated singing carried by her voice, reverb, and picking tutorial-level easy songs. Absolutely zero voice range, low energy, cucks out on singing loud enough to actually strain her vocal cords, swallowed notes multiple times in the few songs that weren't easymode
>is a zero effort jew, knows she'll get subs no matter what so she doesn't even bother streaming frequently
>paywalls slutty shit like ASMR and GFE karaoke behind membership, literal prostitute
>constantly overlaps with her co-workers to spite them
>doesn't bother calling veteran JP holos by honorifics
>selfish egomaniac who is the ONLY holoEN whose banner isn't the group of 5 but instead just herself

Reminder that
>sharkniggers are the main prepetrators of numberfagging, trinityfagging, "X has no talent" shitposting, tribalistfagging, and anti-posting against both EN and JP chuubas
>all of this gets protected by the biased newfag mod 'Sharkmeido'
>are literal fucking soulless NPC pedo coomers who only care about her because she's a loli
>are so fucking insecure about their talentless meme shark that their first thought is "OMG SHE'S MOGGING X!" and putting other holos down to prop up memeshark
>had a freakout meltdown over Gura getting raped in the second Among Us collab (100% her fault due to always walking alone + being garbage at deflecting suspicion) and proceeded to mob and harass other holos like Risu and Iofi because it was "their fault"
>"ADURRRDURRR LOLI LOLI LOLI CUNNY CUNNY LOLI UOOOOOHHH" - summary of sharkfucker "thought" and "discussion" (no really, there's nothing else)
>"NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SHARKERINO NOT THE FLOOFIN LOLI CUNNY YOU CAN'T JUST SHIT ON HER, OGEY RRAT, SHARKMEIDOOO, GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)" - Response to every criticism

Reminder that
>sharkmeido is a biased powertripping faggot who only cares about shark and perhaps Ame among the ENs
>basically doesn't even browse /hlgg/ if she's not streaming
>LITERALLY AVATARFAGS
>criticizing the epic meme shark is a bannable offense, but making up schizo anti narratives about other girls is ok!
>refuses to give anyone but his epic meme shark a sticky, tried to damage control when people called him out >>27786392
>erroneously deleted an on-topic post because he was an ignorant newfag, everyone called him out and he went on a coping deletion rampage, until he finally realized that he was in the wrong and proceeded to FLEE like a bitch while the thread kept laughing at him >>27895299
>deletes gura dox in 0.001 nanoseconds but lets other girls dox stay up for hours if not indefinitely >>28484431

In conclusion, the epic meme shark is the cancer killing /hlgg/.
SAY THE LINE XD

>>29099711
She played the instrument herself.

If you use dumb fucking /v/ insult names for any of the fanbases you should fuck off

>TONGUE TWISTER
SHES ABOUT TO SAY SHIEEET
RECORDCHADS GET ON IT

>>29099958
Our minds are simply insufficiently haachamachama

so I don't want to judge her whole career off his, cause she's a young girl and people are saying she wasn't always this dumb, but...

...is haachama legit mentally disabled?

>>29099703
Maybe it's just the GFE talking, but she mentioned in her newer streams before she feels a lot more herself "streaming now". For what it's worth, I think she feels a ton of pressure but genuinely enjoys it. She's a ton more consistent in her streaming now than previously

>>29099759
I adore her design but you are right. I remember when gen 5 was debuting a bunch of people I know were filtered by her design.

>>29099978
Good

>>29099976
oh, so you don't even know what "range" means.

>>29099854
There always is now; take your pick: >>29094010

>>29099852
While I admit that I dont watch the chicken often I think she's afraid of not belonging, Gura became the golden child of the group, Amelia is the toxic gamer gremlin, Ina is the artist and Mori is the musician. Pair that up with the fact that her numbers while not bad, are not as good as the rest of the girls in her own gen she's probably trying to find a safe place to settle down

>>29099978
shut the up

>>29099978
oge

>>29099984
seething condomate

>>29099934
Just remember once you go Chicken your not allowed to leave.

>>29099978
Tentacultist hands wrote this...

>>29099977
She said "don't send questions, send funny stuff" in her community post

>>29099944
The only people not being objective are gura antis trying to cope with her being this good.

>>29099845
There's a reason they are called chumflakes.

>>29099799
redditors normally dont see any criticism, because it gets downvoted, here they suddenly see it, so they must respond.

Been to the gym, bought groceries for dinner, now it's time for Haachama to melt my brain with english.

Plastic love is stuck in my head
And it is the Gura version
But there is no studio version of it
Suffering....

>Mori acting cute and doing the pocky thing with the viewers
WHAT THE FUCK HNNNGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISSED IT LIVE FUCKKK HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29099884
T-This is true...?

Haachama no...
you'll ruin you gains

>>29099833
She consistently forgot the lyrics on the exact same part of every single verse? That's delusional.
Besides which, that's obviously not the problem. The problem is that she's having trouble hitting that one specific series of notes.

>>29099969
I don't care enough to rewatch it and make timestamps or meassure notes or whatever, yes. Replying is easy, I'm watching chuubas, unlike you who probably only watch Gura.
I think you don't understand what cope means.

>>29099893
I wish this bitch grow an ass heyooooo

>>29100010
Chickenfag hands wrote this.

>>29100009
works for me

>>29099918
14 days straight with 0 cases in melbourne m8. Maybe she created a new strain of disease with her cooking last night...

>>29099991
>japs are weird
>aussies are insane
guess what happens when either of them visit each other

Is Haachama doing accapella?

>>29099978
Hahaha you are so fucking mad

>>29099916
>FAIB MELOMETOS
That's her saying five millimeters.... you know it's like, you know those shitty english translations youtube auto-captions do? Shitty youtube auto-caption english is basically how Haachama speaks.

>>29100017
I really need some covers or originals from Gura. I'm listening to Karaoke covers on repeat.

>>29099999
>these numbers wasted on back-and-forth henpecking
Is this what /jp/ has become?

>>29100007
>condomates
>chumsharts
>deadbraps
>jannies
Are Tentacultists so irrelevant they don't even have a shitter name?

>>29099785
And I think you're underestimating the THIRST people have. It's probably a good thing she isn't in singing though as she would be picked up by some jerk in Hollywood who would ruin her life, so she's way better off where she is now.

>>29099718
I've listened to them all so many times, I need more.

>>29099902
you can clearly tell the singer is the one playing at 1:26-1:35 and at 2:11-2:23

>>29099978
ogey

>>29099470
>tablet drivers busted
I'm guessing you're new to this.

>>29100047
There's only 4 members in EN

>>29100046
number fags have ruined all meaning of numbers on /jp

>>29100031
Was it confirmed if she ate the chicken or not?

>>29100020
>he wasn't there to see it live
>he didn't post in the thread while it was happening
You missed out, anon.

>can't even say through

Stop falling for bait Chumflakes. Watchomg you get sensitive in a place known to fish for triggered reaction is hilarious.

I'm losing my braincells from this

>>29099999
Alright I know you're just shitposting now because I fucking caught you on your reading reps.

Previous threads was full of retards claiming Gura mogs every other holo in range, if you didn't read it and think I'm making a strawman then that's on you, not me.

>29100000
>29099999

Who's playing the guitar on sorairo days?

>>29099991
>...is haachama legit mentally disabled?
I wouldn't go that far. I think she's already not the brightest girl and she's using most of her brain power on speaking a second language that she's not fluent in so she comes off as mentally disabled in these streams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ePWDXSSBnQ&feature=share

>>29099978
rrat

Shit bros, I missed out on Gura's stream because of work. Was it really good? I saw it had over 100k viewers.

>>29100047
I dont know, why dont you guys make one up. Im sure one will stick.

>>29100047
Tentacultists are irrelevant because they have to be in the backstage manipulating everyone.
It's all part of their plan for absolute domination and control. Wake up.

>>29100024
>She consistently forgot the lyrics on the exact same part of every single verse?
Yes? It's the third line of a four line verse, that's always the hardest part to remember, for one thing.

For another, she easily hits notes both higher and lower than that segment so it's not a matter of her range, and it's below her passagio so it's not a matter of transitions, which means it objectively, logically cannot be a problem of voice, and the way she is delayed saying that line each time just makes it more clear it's a problem of memorizing the lyrics.

>>29100082
I know, fun isn't it?

>>29100000
>>29099999

>>29100073
i feel ashamed to call myself a deadbeat... fuck.....

how many viewers did shark peak at during the stream?

her twntails are rigged like ears. i want to play peekaboo with them

>>29100089
gura.

https://youtu.be/1ePWDXSSBnQ

>>29100030
Deadbeat. Fuck chickenfags too

>>29100094
Don't even sweat it, mack
https://youtu.be/MWuIqMbfmS4

>SNEEZ

I like how Mori's pretstream chat has devolved into a child trafficking business

>>29099630
Sharkmeido bias

>>29100094
I need that image edited with the Sonic カレーinstead

>>29099995
I love this polka image, she's so pretty and cute and sexy, and this image takes away the dopish element of her look.

>>29100094
Mediocre, she choked at singing Big Iron

>there is no akai haato I kill her

wtf haachaamaa killed akai haato

>>29100106
121k i think.

>I killed her

The hell are those questions

Akato bros....

>>29100106
Almost 120k

>>29099604
Who would buy this? And how much money would those retards pay for such a pile of trash?

>>29100030
Shizos hands wrote this.

>>29100094
someone will always take one for the team.

>>29100116
I stand by what I said.

>>29100106
>119,493
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/WnHaQOhuj_s
Although I thought I saw it get to 120k

>THERES NO AKAI HAATO ANYMORE
>I KILL HER
WHAT DID SHE MEAN> NARRATIVE BROS?

Inspired by this anon >>29096962

Now with video and adjusted stereo
https://streamable.com/gcj0zc
alt link: https://youtu.be/4RPiVyiecqk

>>29100094
Stream was amazing, but the threads turned into discord chat, which was a shame.

Gentlemen, I like Ina.

>>29100114
why do the vocals sound so quiet

>>29099442
>>29099808
These are cute, CUTE!

>>29100012
Literally no one has said she's not good, holy shit.

>>29099944
I guess you're right, anon, they're fucking delusional right now and I should let them to be.

>>29099978
>>29100010
>>29100030
>>29100116
schizos wrote each one of these

>cute snicker

>>29100128
>>29100129
>>29100130
Has anyone tried calling an exorcist for her

>>29100122
More like Shartmeido

Sweaty Haachama...

>>29099841
It's been less than two years. I'd say a lot of practice, dropping the uwu voice, and even more practice.

Who the fuck is Akai Haato?

>>29099654
You'll grow more obssessed with her just leave your curiosity at bay.

>>29099881
It wasn't nearly as bad this time, mostly because newfags learned not to reply to most obvious of baits, at least by most part.

>>29100094
the only objectively good are kiss from the rose, sorairo days, and that michael buble song
>>29100106
at least 119k

>>29100151
Imagine nibbling her ear.

Haachama... what the fuck...

She's just having a stroke on stream, thank you haachaamaa

>>29100125
I feel that, I love Polka's design but what makes me love her is the combination between her chaotic self and her clumsy look, it's like watching Drive in drugs

>>29100094
Not my oshi but I thought it was really fun. I think the first one felt more fun but she's more confident on today's karaoke which is nice to see.

>>29100117
Oh shit, nevermind then!

>>29100123
I might do this. (after my lazy ass bothers to install photoshop again)

Go support Botan stop shitposting

Guys... I think she got an idea from this marshmallow...

>>29100114
>>29100091
godammit watson

>>>/pol/290308521

Looks like Biden supporters have copped Gura as their own mascot.

SOMEONE TELL HER TO SAY CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK

>>29100147
HACHAMACHAMA killed Akai Haato years ago, Haato's anons were too low IQ to notice. She now just wears her as a mask.

So, I've been thinking, how many companies do you think want to poach Gura by offering her better deals than what Cover currently pays her?
I'm talking about voice acting gigs from disney/crunchyroll etc
You think she would ditch hololive and pursue a bigger, stable, career?

jesus fuck, what esl wrote this question.

>>29100182
Sunday Morning for me. I didn't like kiss from the rose but thats probably because I never heard the song before.

>>29100047
I called them "tenta-autists" once

>>29100211
Fuck all those skinwalker theories about Kiara when HaachamaChama was one all along.

>>29099502
Why is she so fuckable?

>>29100177
She's gone now. Now go buy Haachama's sweet sweat.

>>29100214
>You think she would ditch hololive and pursue a bigger, stable, career?
Absolutely, she doesn't give a single shit about hololive

>>29100047
i wanted to say octopussies once but it sounded retarded when i typed it out

>>29100207
You have to go back.

>>29100214
She was Se****a anon, if she wanted actually good job she would have it

watching Botan makes me want to get back into CoD. what is hololive doing to me

>what is the difference between sweet and sweat? same word isn't it
Haachama's sweet sweat

>>29100153
messed up balance in the stream. dont worry they will get it right on the next go.

Who writes these 'letters'? They're grammatically off, obviously not written by a native.

>>29099881
There will always be bait. It's 4 chan. People thrive on triggered reactions.

>>29100151
I like her, she's very comfortable and friendly.

It's the most neutral girl in Holo En but she has her own charm

>>29100098
Except when she obviously has trouble remembering the lyrics elsewhere in the song her voice still sounds fine.
Conversely, even when she doesn't have a delay on that line it still sounds strained.
The simplest, most logical explanation that fits those facts is that it's because of the notes.

>>29099836
>Ina's previous femdom past is so interesting to me
Huh?

>>29100114
Watson....

>>29100241

>>29100217
haachama

>>29100233
Octopussy is also a James Bond movie, anyway.

I can't believe gura sang sunday morning, by velvet underground

Using hachama's sweat for lube!