/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1/2

2/2

Fuck yes a yukkuri thread.

You know, I sometimes have to wonder about the people who makes these comics.

I sure as hell hope they don't live anywhere near me.

Moar.

Yaykurris!

thank you /jp/ for introducing me to yukkuri's

motherfuck these are messed up

also, a place with more of them

http://bbs.shii.org/yukkuri/post/list/translated/1

>>2900992
>>2900994
>>2900996
>>2900999
>>2901012
Why people love to make that things suffer?

>>2901169
Jissousekis got even worse treatment. But given the lore behind it, they kind of deserved it.

Fuck, I'm practically getting off on this.

these pictures are frightening but i find myself interested and wanting to see more

>>2901526
mind if i inquire about the lore?

>>2902542
This should give you an idea. NSFW.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jissou

stop spamen us u dumb chenturd's

▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒
▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒
>pgmpjljhfyskjm bhys ijhs jvhdy jgdi f jsv

Haha those poor yuyus.

I miss these ;_;

stop spamen us u dumb chenturd's

▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒
▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒
>gdsjpskhgfghygfyvmy ygfl sdhjcg l ggf fyl gm i glj

>chenturd's

Hey, I saw a flash game before that had a bunch of yukkureimus and you could click on them to squish them ;_; I desire this game again, if anyone could post it on /f/ or link to it I would be grateful, in return I will post yukkureposts

Drop the fuck dead, you pieces of diembodied shit.

>>2902720
>yukkureposts
PLEASE

SO MOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to be fucking obsessed with yukkuri bullying but I am fine now. I still hate the moefags, though.

>>2902783
Oh don't worry, the feeling's mutual.

>>2902739

THANKS POOSHLMER

I miss yukkuri torture.

>>2902725

This is the great yukkuri sequence ever made, bar none.

>>2903001
What do you mean?

I used to enjoy both yukkuri bullying, especially of koyukkuri, and family-friendly yukkuri, again, esp. with koyukkuri--so kawaii.

Now yukkuri bullying makes me feel bad.
Have I matured as a person, /jp/?

>>2903222
Nah. Take the bad with the good.

>>2901012
Hmm... Interesting.

>>2903222
You got worse. Moefags are no good.

>>2903222
Maybe, no idea man. I honestly enjoy family friendly Yukkuri stuff, then again I troll 24/7 so there must be some sort of kryptonite.

This picture is the best.

>>2903362
tranlate

>>2903626
HI~DE~BUU~~~

>>2903626
I spent an entire summer editing yukkuri stuff last year. Good times.

>>2903643
Do more this summer. take it easy.

This is a place that has never been touched by human hands, a small
river delta around when the winter snow was melting. Two small, round
shadows are huddled close together, their shadows casting a silhouette
in the evening sun. The most common pairing in the yukkuri world, a
Reimu and a Marisa couple, spraying unknown fluids all over the
place.

“”REFRESHED~~~!!!””

On that day, these two planted the seeds for numerous little lives.

-- Inside the yukkuri nest –

In the few days after coupling, Reimu started growing a stalk on her
head. A few buds have already started growing out of the stalk.
Maybe it’s the paternal instinct kicking in, but Marisa started
preparing food since early morning.

“Yufufu! Yufuyufyuyufu!!”
“Welcome back, Marisa!”

Marisa spits out the food that was filling up her entire cheek.
Seeds, flowers, little bugs, worms… There’s so much food that they can
practically prepare for winter already. Normally, yukkuris won’t have
any babies from fall till winter, because pregnant yukkuris need a lot
of food. The need for winter preparations as well as the amount of
food a pregnant yukkuri requires will be extremely taxing for the sole
father yukkuri to handle. If handled improperly, the yukkuris will
not be able to accumulate enough food for the winter and the whole
family will die during the winter.

“Reimu can’t eat that much, Marisa!!”
“Reimu should eat for the little babies too!! Reimu should eat more,
ze!”
“Reimu understands!! Reimu will eat for the sake of the little ones
too!!”

But these two doesn’t know about anything like that. They grew up in
the isolated river delta, which is surrounded by the river. The rich
plant life that exists in the delta meant that these yukkuris has
never known hunger. Two rivers surround the delta, so there’s
absolutely no competition for food at all. During the summer, when
the water level in the river was lower, a few yukkuris came into the
delta but was chased away by Marisa. Thanks to this sort of
environment, Reimu can eat 4-5 yukkuri families’ worth of food every
day.

“Yu~ Yu yu yu yu~~”

Its been about two weeks since the stalk grew out of Reimu’s head.
Reimu and Marisa are singing to the little ones. There’s about six
little buds that have matured, they’re old enough to blink. The
specialized feature of being grown on the stalk is an early birth,
this is the type of response for when there’s not enough nutrients or
in response to an adverse living condition. It eliminates the
cumbersome weight that the mother must carry in a mammal-type birth.
On top of that, the new born yukkuris can eat the stalk to replenish
the insufficient nutrients, boost their immunity, and it helps in
moving towards their independence from the mother.

But like previously mentioned, this Reimu has been eating like this
even before her body got fatter. Not only are there a lack of
predators, there’s not even other yukkuris in the same area they are
in, so the birth has been delayed because of the relaxing living
condition.

“Yu….yu!! Reimu is going to give birth! Marisa!!”
“Y…Yu!! Hang in there Reimu, ze!”

Out of the five little yukkuris, the oldest one…. Well, it’s more like
the most abnormally large one, started shaking.

This one seems to be a Reimu.

Because there’s too much nutrients, the size is approaching that of a
koyukkuri instead of the normal baby yukkuri size. The little one is
so packed with filling that its skin is tightly bound like an
overstuffed burrito.

“yuyu!”

Snap.

From the moment when the baby yukkuri’s eyes formed, even if they
can’t talk, they still have some sort of memory. They can observe the
world at this point in time.

I’m the first one being born, I’m the big sister.
First, I want to greet daddy and mommy.
When Reimu’s little sister gets born then we can all play together.
Lets take it eajy forever!”

“Dage id eaj ------“

Splat.

The little Reimu splattered on the ground, the moment she hit the
ground she became a splattered corpse of bean paste and skin.

In contrast to the curtain of life which was pulled on her too early,
her expression of death looks like one that has experienced all the
horrors in the world.

“…YU!?!?!?”
“WHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?”

These two ignorant yukkuris don’t know that the reason behind this
tragedy is their overwhelming fatness, the fatness that has approached
the degree of sickness. This little yukkuri didn’t fall down because
she was mature. She fell because she was too heavy, and the stalk
couldn’t hold her weight anymore.

The plant birth baby yukkuris develop a thick skin to protect
themselves from the impact of falling down from the stalk. They have
a hard shell that is similar to the exoskeleton in bugs and insects.

However, because the little yukkuris were so packed with filling, it
overextended the skin, making it taut and weak, losing its hardness
and protectiveness.

The little yukkuris on the stalk have seen their future, and they’re
shaking in fear of death.

“WHHYYY DID LITTLE ONE DIEE?!?!??”
“Reimu calm down, ze!! Marisa will catch the little babies!!”

Thank to Marisa acting as a cushion for the 3 remaining one, they were
born safely.
One Reimu and two Marisas. However, the remaining smallest Marisa
didn’t fall down. The mouth, eyes, even the witch’s hat formed
perfectly, all that’s left is to fall off the stalk.

“Come down easy!”
“Can’t fall down eajjjjyyy!!!!!”

Because the nutrients were taken by very first Reimu, there’s not
enough left for this little Marisa to be born. So they decided that
until little Marisa can be born, they will have to wait.

“Even though there’s one missing, everybody lets take it easy!”
“”””Dage id eajy!!!””””
“Mwommieee!! Hungwy eajy!!!”

Seems like they forgot about their dead big sis already, their bean
paste brains are already overwhelmed by the need to consume. For a
normal case, this is when the little yukkuris would eat the stalk….

“Yu yu?? The shtalk didn’t fall!”
“Break off the shtalk eajy!!”
“Daddie nooooo!! Mawisha can’ch chake id eajy if mishter shtalk
breaksh!!!”

Because there’s still one little yukkuri left, the stalk didn’t fall
off. It can’t be helped…. Marisa has to go hunt. She came back in a
jiffy with a bunch of food.

“”””Munch~ Munch~~~ Happinessss!!!”””
“Mawisha ish hungwy choo!!”

The little Marisa left on the stalk is whining to her mother for
food. But for a yukkuri, she’s too high to reach, not to mention its
impossible for Reimu to feed her directly. So Reimu can only feed her
indirectly though her own feeding.

“Chuuu~ Chuuu~~ Happi~ness~” (sucking sounds)

Even though the nutrients were passed down through the stalk, little
Marisa was dissatisfied without the munch~ munch~. Even though she
looks better than before, but she stopped talking except for meals
ever since then.
After a few days, it started raining and drizzling for a few days
straight.

“Yuuuuu~ Tummy hurdddddsss….”
“Why doesn’t mwommie sabe Mawishaaaaaaa Yugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

Out of the little bunch, one Reimu and one Marisa died from food
poisoning.

Normally this is impossible, but the reason is because of the birth.
Most of the nutrients were taken by the big sis (now dead) Reimu, and
they were not able to eat the stalk, which contains antibodies for the
little yukkuris immune system. The two parents also never had any
child-rearing experience, and the result of having never stored food
until now is that they didn’t know food would rot and spoil in the
rainy weather.

“Little oneeeees mommy is sorrrryyyyyyyy…..”
“Take it easy…. Take it easy….”

The useless parents were just panicking. They were absolutely no
help.

“Useless daddie and mwommie go die eajy.”
“Useless yukkurish ishn’t Mawisha’s mwommie and daddieeeee!!!!”

And so these two little yukkuris parted with vicious words for their
parents. After this incident, the two parents have developed a better
sense. Marisa started picking out more foods when she hunted, and
Reimu started eating or throwing away food that will spoil easily.
She also started organizing the storage area better, and the remaining
little yukkuris grew bigger as well.

But three days after the food-poisoning incident, it started to rain
harder and harder.

“Dadddiieeeeee sabe Mawiububugueguegueueueueueu”

Because the food around the nest has been picked clean, Marisa used
her hat as a little boat and started to cross the river to forage for
food. The little Marisa, spurred by spontaneity, followed her daddy
and was swallowed by the raging river.

Marisa didn’t know this, but followed her little one down the same
path in the raging river on the way back.

“With a gentle mommy Reimu…. The little ones would be able to take it
easy….”

Father Marisa, thinking about the mother Reimu in the nest, the little
Marisa still on the stalk, and the already dead little Marisa… drowned
in the merciless river.

“Hmph!!! Marisa still isn’t back with the food!!! Marisa is letting
Reimu go hungry, so useless!!!”
“Yuuu….”

>>2903787
>>2903793
>>2903798
>>2903812
>>2903829
>>2903852
Why would anyone write this?

On the other hand, Reimu has already lost all signs of gentleness.
Because she was so angry about being angry, she never noticed that
little Marisa has disappeared. She even thought about telling Marisa
to bring back more food the next time.

The stalk got thicker and stronger because of how much Reimu was
eating, so little Marisa became even more securely fastened on the
stalk. Because Reimu was shaking with anger, little Marisa is
starting to feel a bit nauseous. The stalk was shaking along with
Reimu’s anger, but there’s no way Marisa was going to fall.
Having never known hunger, Reimu contemptuously displayed her
discontent by jumping up and down inside the little nest.

“YUGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“YU!?!? What is little one doing!? Are you stupid? Do you want to
die?! If Marisa keeps throwing up Reimu’s nutrients will be gone
too!!”

Little Marisa, unable to handle the nausea from all the jumping and
vibration, started throwing up all over the place. Reimu yelled and
screamed at her, unable to understand why her little one was throwing
up and started hopping around more and more.

Reimu has always thought that if she waited in her room, Marisa will
bring food back. This has become a natural course for her. Because
she never exercised, she became fatter than she was before she had the
little kids.

“Stop throwing up!!! Stop it!!! STOPPPPPP ITTTTTTT!!!!”
“UGGHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Mother Reimu started feeling uncomfortable because of the loss of her
bean paste, and started hopping even more actively than before. And
little Marisa kept on throwing up because of the nausea, and she
became a little bean-paste-faucet. Reimu got more angry because of
that…. Turning into a vicious cycle.

“Y….YU yu yu yu!!! WHYYYYYYYYY???? WHY IS MISTER WATER INSIDE????”

After all that hopping, water started coming into the nest. The nest
was built in a hollowed out log on the river delta, but the
surrounding plants that usually act as a sandbag for the log has been
ripped out and destroyed for food a long time ago. This let the water
leak into the log effortlessly.

“Reimu can’t take it easy in a place like this!!!!!”

Reimu tried to walk out of the nest, but because of the lack of
exercise all this time and her getting bigger from all the food, she
was stuck in the log and unable to get out.

She needs to get out, or she will never be able to take it easy
again!!

“Useless Marisa!!!! Throw up more bean paste nowwwwww!!!!”
“YUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

The solution she arrived at on the brink of life and death was: let
Marisa spit out the excess bean paste, so she can return to her normal
shape. She stopped hopping, and instead started wiggling her head,
shaking the stalk directly. Even though the feeling of her bean paste
slowly being spit out by little Marisa is painful, her body did get
smaller.

Snap.

When she was just about small enough, little Marisa got born. Because
Reimu shook her stalk too hard, little Marisa was thrown into the
water, and was washed out of the nest. Reimu stopped for a second,
staring at the little Marisa floating away, but immediately started
following her.

“WAAAAAIIIIITTT!! Don’t leave Reimuuuuu!!!”

Reimu found Marisa immediately. Want to catch her….. but Reimu got
stuck right in the entrance, and couldn’t move an inch.

Little Marisa flipped her hat upside down and hopped in, and followed
the streaming water into the river.

“SAVE REIMMMMUUUUU!!!! Marisa you traittooooooorrrrr!!!”
“Mawisha can’ch chake id eajy wish Mwommieeee!!!! Mawisha ish going to
dage id eajy wish daddie!!!! Mommie go die eajy!!!!”

Because of what happened just a little while ago, the parent and child
cursed and yelled at each other. Reimu tried to throw up bean paste
herself, but because she has never felt any sort of discomfort, she
couldn’t do it.

“YUUGGEEE!!! Why is this happening to Reimuuuuu!??!? Bawisa sabe
Weimuuuuu!!! Hurry up useless Bawisaaaaaa!!!!!!”
“Daddiee….. Mawisha is going to find joo….. lets dage it eajy
together…”

Little Marisa floated down the river, her mother’s screams and
profanities fading in the loud splatter of the rain.

“WHYYYYYY!!! Stupiuyguueegeyeyugegeugue”

After Reimu sank into the water, she finally spit out the amount of
bean paste that would allow her to return to the size she was before.
But she could never leave the nest again.

There’s a group watching this from the beginning till the end. A
yukkuri clan living around here that knew about the dangers of this
river delta. They have been living here for a long time, and tried to
warn Reimu during the summer when the river’s water level was low.
The few times they went to warn them they were chased out, and so they
gave up.

They knew.

They knew that no matter how perfect the yukkuri is, if they were
separated from others they will eventually die off.
They passed down this incident as another example. If they take it
easy only for the sake of taking it easy, all that awaits them is
death.

First is the ignorance of living in a river delta.
Second is endlessly eating and destroying the vegetation around the
area.
Finally, giving birth to sick and twisted yukkuris because of lack of
experience.

The wheels of fate will crumble if only one gear is out of place.

In the tremendous downpour, little Marisa has never felt more tranquil
and at peace. Even if her hat started to collect water, even if her
body has been soaked to the paste, she can continue to take it easy.

“Daddie… Mawisha will shee you shoon…”

This poor little yukkuri’s wish will be granted shortly.

END

>>2903202
Spanish? Que lo parió!

>>2903643
Yeah, me too. But material suddenly died somewhere between then and now.
And I simply not like family friendly ones...

>>2902720
Absolutely relevant to my interests. Seconding request.

>>2903643
Another editor is still here, huh? Those were really some good times.

Editing that Yukkuri no More manga was rough, though. 300% zoom yukkuri gore starts to get to you.

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:

▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒
▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒
>osmfvjfmvj j bnk

>>2903902
You did that? My hat's off, good sir.

>>2903202
After seeing that, I wonder if spanish allows for the garbled speech patterns of Remiryas and wounded/child yukkuris to be reproduced.

>>2902720
It was a 3D game, right? Damn, I don't remember the name...

This thread is a prime example of why Touhou shouldn't have characters.

As I said a while ago, if the games didn't have characters, we wouldn't have retarded Gaia immigrants who've never touched the source material fagging up the more respectable (though not by much) parts of the internet. It's only thanks to IOSYS and the legions of talentless subhuman "artists" obsessed with moe flying lolis that we have the problem we do today. The awful fanfiction, the stupid memes like Yukkuri and the "WHY IS SHE SUCH A BAKA XDDD" crowd are all the result of characters.

If the characters were eliminated entirely, we'd purge all of the meme spouting retards from the embarassing excuse for a fandom while retaining the best aspects of the series; intricately eye-pleasing and elegant danmaku, excellent stage/boss themes and new scoring mechanics with each installment, all packaged in a difficulty more approachable than most of the other games in the same genre.

>>2903964
Fascinating

>>2903964
Yeah, I agree with you. The worse part of Touhou is its fans. And if we eliminate characters, we eliminate fans in the process. A perfect solution.

>>2903902
>300% zoom yukkari gore

Source.
Also, besides that One Yukari Shrine place, are there any other large archives of this stuff? I've exhausted it.

>>2903964
I agree entirely!
Our sprite should be a shooting, floating orb.
It would be hardcore gaming for hardcore players such as ourselves.
Fuck sprites, we want generic danmaku shoot 'em ups!

>>2903977
Translated. Will also post YNM.

>>2903978
Even though you're exaggerating what I've said, do you honestly think what you described is worse than things like Cirno's Perfect Math Class and Yukkuri?

>>2903964

Fuck characters. Where's my Goddamn binary code?

>>2903884
It feels like a horror story written by Discovery Channel writers, Yukkuri biology...

>>2904001
I do, but i have this mystic ability to ignore things.

>>2904001
Well, then, imagine Generic Floating Orb's Perfect Math Class for a change. And Yukkuris are pretty much orbs already.

>>2904045
Well, then, imagine Generic Floating Orb's Perfect Math Class for a change.

It's hard for me to imagine something without a basis in anything I've seen. For example, when's the last time you saw an Ikaruga thread with 200 replies?

>>2904039
>I do, but i have this mystic ability to ignore things.

Which you wouldn't need to exercise if there were no characters to begin with. And as I stated earlier, the series would lose nothing worthwhile by eliminating the characters - it would only be beneficial as it would drive away all of the worst "fans" out there. Why would you be opposed?

MWOMMIE SWABE MEEEEE!!

;_;

>>2904001
Then what is the point of Touhou?

>>2904069
>when's the last time you saw an Ikaruga thread with 200 replies?

The entire thread? Never. The rare times I saw anyone mentioning Ikaruga here were all cases of Touhou trolling.

>>2904073
D'AWW ;_; :-:

>>2904104
This is my point. We'd have little to none of the current stupidity endemic to the franchise if we had no characters.

>>2904084
>Then what is the point of Touhou?

What do you think it is?

>>2904073
I don't think that Yukkureimu is her child. If you notice, she has scratches, so the abuse must be constant.

>>2904130
>What do you think it is?
Frankly, I'm not sure anymore.

>>2904130
The point of Touhou is to obsess over cute girls in frilly dresses in a magical world.

>>2904130
Trolls attack everything popular.

And popular, of course, is what Touhou wouldn't be in your scenario, so I guess you're technically right.

>>2903643 Here

>>2903902
Yukkuri no More? I remember that. I was the guy who took over for you after the aforementioned 300% zoom gore became too much. Good times indeed.

Is it possible to take it too easy?

>>2903978
>Our sprite should be a shooting, floating orb.
noiz2sa says hi!

>>2904069
>what would it lose?
I occasionally enjoy reading a touhou doujin and enjoy the banter in the series, it isn't the most important part of the games, but it is one thing that sets it apart from probably 80% of the rest of the genre.

>>2904211
Yes. Through death.

Ah yes yukkuri abused

How I have missed you

Is there some sort of archive where I could find all of the Yukkuri abuse images?

>>2904347

Who's the author of Suika Suika? Or can you provide a source or upload?

>>2904984

http://bbs.shii.org/yukkuri/

That is the most complete archive that I know of.

>>2905830
author is Haniwa's store
The link I used was
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/archive/Haniwa_s_Store_-_Suika_Suika.zip

>>2906058

Thank you very much! Was a good read.

>>2906695

So /jp/ was raggin' on how /a/ was doing karaoke, and I see a thread like this. You're losing your shit over heads?

>>2907554
YOU BET MOTHERFUCKER

Drop the fuck dead you pieces of shit.

>>2904205
>>2903902
Oh hay, translator here. Good times, lol.

>>2907698
Jesus, we should do more stuff again.

>>2907828
I've been translating a few things over at bbs.shii.org/yukkuri, I just finished the nonshitting yukkuri story, or at least the part of it that's posted.

>>2907845
The wrath of china deserves some love, you know.

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:

▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒
▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒
>l nhnigfnohfjk jfyyodf yfygmc

>>2907858
Good point. I'll start working on it, but I'm not too confident about my kanjies. It may take some time.

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:

▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒
▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒
>hnfndjhhfhjf dh d odgbjkypmgn nlddydlf dslbdbn j gcdsosnj

The cutest series I have ever read.

>>2908420

I can't find a suitable image for my reaction.

>>2908428
No, I'm sure that's good enough.

>>2908446
Goddamn, those fuckers play MEAN.

>>2908446

>>2909192
>>2909186
>>2909179
>>2908762

All I can think about is why it's crying in the last panel and How on gods green earth it constructed such an elaborate thing in the first place.

>>2909252
Duh. The Reimu's crying because it can't take it easy; I don't think you would either if you were being chewed up in a grinder.

And Marisas are sadistic, cunning fags, "Drop dead easy" and all that.

>>2909322
He said last panel, fag. Tears of happiness.

>>2909322
I mean the Marisa, it's crying a bit in that last panel.

Though now that I really look at it I guess that might just be from laughing too hard.

>>2909325
Makes the most sense, they usually do that.

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:

▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▓
▓▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▓
▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒
▓▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒
▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▓▒▓▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒
>gh yngiyj mf dmygh gynimh gnhgssyyydymhmonfyy

>>2903977
http://www.mediafire.com/?1twm0zhw322

Are crossovers accepted?

>>2909853
Why not?

Japanese isopods taking it really easy

I don't like yukkuri violence.

>>2909872
DRR DRR DRR Yukkuris shouldn't be as scary as the real ones

>>2909915
Really?
Well GROW A FUCKING PAIR; WELCOME TO INTARDNETS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT IT'S SHITFUCKING RETARDS LIKE YOU THAT FUCK THIS PLACE OVER

For the love of God, just drop the fuck dead.

>>2910238

Whoaaa. Take it easy, bro.

2/4

4/4
You can't spell sadistic withoout "sad". ;_; Also, I have no idea what the fuck Rika has to do with this.

Take this garbage to fanfiction.net. Reported.

>>2910238
What?

God no, YOU are what ruin this place.

>>2910460
lolwat. oh u.
Take it easy.

bump for torture

moar torture

wow these are almost as funny as beating babies with hammers

>>2911141
If you had a plague of roaches, would you let them be them?
Thought so.

These roaches are specially retarded and talk.

It was a nice sunny day, a Thursday to be exact, when I was walking through a large field across my house. When I was fifity meters in, I noticed a patch of tall grass a couple feet from where I was standing. I fell prone and began to crawl towards the patch. I waited. I listened. I heard it.

"Yu...yuu~n..."

Excellent.

I crawled closer, and finally, I saw my prey.

There were seven of them, an adult Reimu and Marisa, and 3 koyukkureimus and 2 koyukkurisas. Easy targets.

I reached back towards my belt and pulled out a velvety black sack. I got up on my knees, and the yukkuri took notice of me.

"Yu! This is our grass, Mister! Unless Mister has good sweets he better leave us alone easy!"

>>2912901
"Do you guys want sweets?" I asked as I pulled open the bag and pointed the opening towards them. "If you go into this bag, I'll take you to place with lots of candy and you can surely take it easy there!" I specifically avoided saying there were treats in the bag, like most people do, because if you do that, the koyukkuri might mistake their siblings as candy, especially in the darkness of the bag. The mama Reimu was about to shout "Stupid Mister is a liar! Don't go in there little ones!" but by that time, the 5 babies were deep into the bag. All I had to do was grab the mama Reimu and papa Marisa and toss them in as well. Once that was over with, I pulled the drawstring, closing the bag, and latched the writhing sack to my belt, and began to trek back home.

>>2912906
When I finally got home, I gently placed the bag in the glass habitat I had prepared, and opened the bag. When they didn't come out, I upturned the bag and watched as the rolled out onto the wood-shavings that covered the bottom. "Leddus oud misder!" They screamed, "Leddus tage id eajy!" they cried, but I simply ignored them. I switched on the kappa-made automatic food dispenser, and left them on their own. I went back to my room and checked on my Patchukurri, she was sleeping. Good.

After I figured all was well, I went to sleep. My plan would begin tomorrow.

>>2912909
The next morning, I showered, shaved, got dressed, and went outside to the shed. Inside, bound to the wall, was a bodied Remilia, one of the survivors of an infested home my friend planned on buying and renovating. He had asked me to clear it for him, and I did, as long as I could keep this specimen. He agreed, and I did my job. This Remilia seemed more intelligent than most. I had set up an experiment involving vanilla pudding, one close and connected to an electric current, and one farther away, not connected. After a shock and a scream, the Remilia went for the other one. After a few trials, the Remilia would only go for the pudding that didn't have any wires attached to the plate, no matter where it was placed. I gave it it's daily feeding, then went back into the house. The yukkuris I had captured the previous day must've cried themselves to sleep, because I could see them breathing rhythmically, eyes closed. One of the small Reimus began to open her eyes. Then another. And then another. They all began to wake up. They were pissed.

"MISTER! BRING US BACK HOME! LET US TAKE IT EASY!"

"Ah, I'm sorry! Take it easy! I went out to buy some candy last night, but I got lost on the way back! I'm so forgetful like that. Heres some candy so you can take it easy for a bit!" I placed an assortment of gummy bears, jujubes, and chocolates. Alas, I had no taiyaki, which I heard these things like the most. As they happily ate up the candy, I made my way to the window and looked outside.

>>2912916
"Oh dear! It's just swarming with Alices outside!" Yukkuri were stupid, but they still knew how dangerous Alice-types were. "There's too many of them to count! It's be super risky-risky to go outside now! You better stay inside and take it easy until they go away." It was getting hard to maintain my poker face. There were no Alices outside, I just needed to get them to want to stay inside, or else they'd just piss me off.

"Okay Mister! We'll take it easy here until the Alices go away easy!" I gave them some more candy and went back to my bedroom.

My Patchouli watched intently as I pulled several boxes out from underneath my bed.

>>2912922
I looked at the first of them. A 1/60 Scale No Grade Gundam Exia. I giggled, but realized I would have to wait a bit. I shuffled through the boxes and found what I needed. A 1/100 Master Grade Turn A Gundam. I would start with this. I had to be sure to thank Rinnosuke for procuring these for me.

I had seen videos of people making replica casts of model kits using resin, and had some experience making sugar glass, the kind they use for beer bottles in movies and whatnot.

I opened the box and began to work. It took me a couple hours, but I finally got all the pieces out of the runners, and sanded to perfection. I pulled some putty and sillcon rubber mix out of my desk, and started to make the mold. I went to the kitchen, made a sandwich, put a pot on the stove, and started boiling some water. I opened upt he cabinets, grabbed some corn syrup, sugar and cream of tartar. I mixed everything according to recipe, and as I could smell the sweet scent emanating from the pot, I vaguely remembered reading a story about someone who has injected boiling sugar into a yukkuri, exploiting it's ability to metabolize sug-Aw, fuck, I'd better focus or else I'll burn the house down. I quickly ran to bedroom and grabbed the molds, and began pouring the sugar. In a couple hours, I would have a perfect, sugar replica of the White Moustached Gundam.

>>2912927
While I waited, I walked over to the habitat, and checked on the yukkuris.

"Is mean old Awice still out dere, Mister?" one of the koyukkureimu asked.

"Yeah, we'll have to wait until it rains, then they'll go away easy." I replied as pulled something cylindrical out of my pocket. I pulled off the cap and sprayed it on all of them. They quickly fell asleep.

"Yukkuri Knock-out gas...do these things even have lungs? I better buy some more, I could have some fun with this stuff."

I gingerly picked up the smallest one, a Marisa, and put her in a small glass box, and took her to my room. I then went back inot the kitchen. The sugar had cooled, so I gently popped the parts out of their molds, put them on a tray, and took those to my room, too. I ruffled throught my desk, and grabbed a large syringe and some glass vials. I went out to the shed.

>>2912927
moar

>>2912950
There was the Remilia, smiling like a dope. I showed it the syringe as I walked towards it. "Uu~" It probably never seen a syringe before, probably didn't know what I could do with it. I poked it in the arm and began to draw paste. How did it go? The heads were filled with meat, but the bodies were filled with beanpaste? Eh, it didn't matter. I just needed the beanpaste from a bodied yukkuri that was smarter than most. And I finally had it. Eight vials full. Ah, I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn't even hear it scream in agony. I drew my knife, and quickly killed it.

I went back into the house, and back into my room. I drew some Remilia paste from one of the vials and began injecting it into the Marisa. I would have to wait for it to wake up to notice any effects, but it didn't matter now. I began to assemble the sugar Turn A, making sure to draw some more bean paste and filling up any hollow parts with it. I had to make a few adjustments, cutting some of the joints so they could be filled, and so that the filling would be contiguous throughout the model. Everything was complete, save for the head. Once I was satisfied with the results, I began to nudge the Marisa, hoping to wake it up. It slowly opened it's eyes, and said "Mawisa feels funny Mister!" I replied with a "Take it easy!"

"Uu~Uu~ Take it easy, Mister!" It cheered with a smile. It seems the paste was taking effect. I sprayed yet again, and grabbed my knife. I gently cut off it's...what the hell did they call it, their "feet"? I guess it's like the feet on a mollusk, but these things hop...Aw, fuck, caught up in my thoughts again. Anyways, I cut the foot off, making sure not to spill any of it's bean paste.

>>2912956
I placed it on the "neck" of the model and promptly brushed copious amounts of sugar water on it. Before my eyes, I could see the exposed paste turning pale, dough beginning to form over it.

I had suddenly remembered another part of that boiling sugar story I had read. Sugar not only heals yukkuri, but it also acts as a stimulant. It was waking up, again. "Uu~? Mawisa feels funny..." I grabbed a mirror and held it front of the yukkuri. "Don't you remember, you asked me to give you a body? You wanted this. Try moving your arm."

"Arm?" it asked. I grabbed her new arm and slowly moved it for her. Soon she had an idea what was going and began to move it on her own. "Now the legs. Try moving your legs." We repeated the process with all the articulated points on the model, the arms, legs, feet, waist, and she quickly learned. Soon she was walking and grabbing things. God damn, it worked! I could sell one of these fucking things and not have to worry about money for a long time to come! But I had more than just this in mind. Unfortunately, the yukkuri I was currently in possession of weren't suitable. The Turn MarisA's head was a little too big for it's body, so it had some trouble balancing. Hopefully I could fix this.

>>2912963
I went to the captive yukkuris, who had woken up. "Where's little sis? Mama, lil sis is gone!" They began to scream at me, demanding the little one back. Luckily, the babies were much too large for what I was planning, so I grabbed them and threw them into a nearby garbage receptable. "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" The Marisa and Reimu screamed in unison. I ignored them as best I could, and proceeded to created a sugar copy of the 1/60 scale Exia. Being larger, I'd have more room to work with. Once I was done, I went to sleep.

The next day, Ignoring their looks, I grabbed the mama and papa in each hand, and shook them wildly. They felt warm to the touch now, and, knowing what was to come, ran to the kitchen to wash my hands, grab a pair of scissors, and a cup of water. I dumped the cup of water into the garbage can, so I wouldn't have to worry about the koyukkuri later. I could see the Reimu and Marisa rubbing up against each other from where I was standing. In a few minutes, a stalk would form, and I would have no use for these yukkuris. I could see the stalk starting to form. Then a bulbous fleshy sphere. All this within a span of 10 minutes, no wonder these things have overrun the countryside. Soon, more koyukkuris were forming. I had to work fast.

>>2912970
what is mister going to do
take it easy or hurry up!

>>2912970
I hurried and grabbed my Patchouli. I has explained what I had planned to do the previous night. I grabbed another kappa-made device, a yukkuri restraining system, similar to what they use in the Factory. I grabbed the pregnant Reimu and placed her in another glass habitat, and then proceeded to strap the Marisa down. I placed my Patchouli behind the incapacitated Marisa, and told her to go. She refreshed the shit out of the Marisa, her primal moans echoing throughout my house. It was all going to plan, luckily. Apparently relationships where the Patchouli is the 'father' yield more intelligent babies, and I needed them to be as smart as possible. After while, the trademark stalk began to form, as did 5 koyukuchoulis. I strapped the stalk to a metal frame, to steady it. I brought in the Exia, prepared it in the same way I had with the Turn A Gundam. I gently took the yukkuri closest to the end of the stalk, and lowered her to the paste-filled , sword-wielding Gundam. I cut her foot. She didn't wake up; they were usually unresponsive this early in development. I adjusted the frame so that she would remain in position, and slathered on some sugar water.

"WHAD ARE YOU DOIN' TO MAWISA'S BABEES? STOP IT MISDER!"

"Soon, I'll have no fucking use for you. I suggest you shut the fuck up, and I might consider letting you live when this is all over."

>>2913011

Sorry, I have all this shit in several .txt files, I'm trying to sort through them.

>>2913021

t-take it easy, mister!

I've been taking it easy all month so far.

Yukkuri are disgusting animals.

>>2913019
I went back to my room and grabbed another box. A 1/60 Scale Perfect Grade Strike Gundam, a 1/60 F91 Gundam, and the one I'd have to wait the longest to get to, a 1/35 RX-78GP Stamen. Cost me almost a months pay, bu fuck this is going to be awesome. But I'd have to wait for the other babies to develop a little more. In the end, I'll probably have a couple of the Patchoulis left over, unless I screw up. I'll probably keep them, I've grown quite fond of them. Anyhoo...Oh fuck, that's right, I forgot about the Turn A, shit I'm such a bad narrator. I gave it some food and some toys to play with, and it was keeping itself busy in the corner of my room. I guess I was getting to excited about this project. Anyways. By the of the day, all the 1/60 scale kits were completed, sugar-glass'd, assembled and filled. That night, I attached them to two more Patchoulis. It took me a week to finish the 1/35 model. What a beast, almost a meter tall.

I looked at my full-grown Patchouli. She had been loyal to me for quite a few years. I had raised her from when she was a little koyukkuri. I remember, I was doing a research co-op program at the Factory, mostly feeding them, and carting them around to where ever they were needed. She was the runt of the litter, as it were. All the other babies were getting all the food, and she was starving. I heard her little "mukyu" so I decided to pick her up. She was tiny in my hand, not much smaller than a grape. I gave her some food, and smiled at her. Eventually, I had swiped the inventory logs when the supervisor wasn't looking, marked her as "Defective", and "Euthanized", padded my lunchbox with the bedding we used for the habitats, placed inside and snuck her home when the shift was over. I took care of her ever since. I couldn't affford to fuck this up. I even searched for Hina, so that she'd take at least some of my "misfortunes". I needed all the luck I could get.

I smiled at my Patchy. Tomorrow, we'll see how lucky I was.

Yukkuris are cute, why would you torture them?

>>2913099
Yukkuris are cute only when tortured. :3

>With three trays of food in her hands (and head) she entered Ai's room. "There you are! I have been waiting for so long!" Ai nagged. "Now, where's my-" Before she answered, she saw Risa, her own friend. "Ri-Risa?" she asked. "Yes, it's me, the person who you were nagging at," replied Risa, with a bittersweet smile. "But, what happened? Did you-" Ai asked. "read the message on a package? Then yes. Looks like we have to act it out then until we solve the riddle," said Risa. "But, who else is here?" she added. "Eri and Reina," Ai replied. "I'll explain it to them when I give them their breakfast. By the way, you sounded like you were he stepmother from Cinderella," said Risa. "Okay, so we will act it out riiight....Now," said Ai. "Okay." *ahem* "Here is your breakfast, stepmother," said Risa. "After you deliver Eri and Reina's breakfasts, you must scrub the floors, dust the rooms, iron the clothes, and mend the clothes," Ai ordered.

After Risa explained and delivered the food to Eri and Reina, she went downstairs to scrub the floors. I hope the other H!P members aren't going to be in fairy tales she thought.

Awesome thread. I love Dangos.

>>2913087

I gave her some painkillers. It was the best I could do, really. I didn't enjoy taking the knife to her. Best case scenario she would have lost much of her mind from the removal of cream. I placed her on the very large mobile suit, and waited. She started to open her eyes. I was so excited. Her arms started to move. As I had hoped, her higher intelligence meant she would have better control over the body. Tears of joy streamed down my face. I walked over to her, picked her up and gave her a hug. She wrapped her short arms around me, as well, Then her arms moved higher up, around my neck. Was...was she choking me? What was she doing? I could feel the life leaving my body. My vision was going black, and finally faded out.

Holy fuck I was dreaming. Jesus Christ. My bed was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club. I hoped it was sweat. Then, I realized I wasn't in my bed. I was on the floor. What the fuck? I looked around. My Patchouli was gone. So were the other yukkuri I had spent the month working with. On the shatter glass of the habitat was a note. I had taught my Patchy to write, and I guess her new body made it easier. I read it.

"In the time you raised me, Master, I had learned things. You humans have had your time, torturing us, killing us, using us for your twisted games. We had no way to fight back. Now, thanks to you, we are able realize our dream. It is our turn. We can now create bodies for ourselves, strong enough to destroy you. As much as I appreciate what you had done for me all my life, but what you have done to my brothers and sisters is unforgivable!

Prepare for war easy!"

I just about shit my pants.

>>2913151

Well, it's been several weeks, still nothing. I've heard some reports of "robots with yukkuri heads" being sighted around the human village. Mostly passed off as drunkards seeing things. It had been raining for all of last week, there's no way any of those things could've survived. Still, the idea of Gundams of varying sizes running through the forest amus-Wait, what's that sound? It's rhythmic...like marching...

>>2913167
nice /x/ style ending.

>>2913087

Before anyone asks, there ARE 1/35 scale gunpla kits, they just aren't made by Bandai.

http://www.g-system-shop.com/product_info.php?cPath=1_4&products_id=53

>>2913167
Dark History End
>>2913180
B Club kits?

these creep me the fuck out

I likes to takes it easy!

yukkuri Alice is disgusting

but frankly the real Alice is even worse