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I'm moving to Yokosuka, Japan in a week or so. What's the best way to pick up girls /jp/?

>> No.2907646

By force, or with money.

>> No.2907648 [DELETED] 

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:

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>> No.2907662

>>2907646
THIS

>> No.2907679

If you are above average height, are blond, or something out of the ordinary, then it shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.2907683

Be born black.

>> No.2907693

go to expensive resturants and when paying accidently drop your wallet letting a large amount of money flutter out and all over the floor, and jokingly say something like you wish there was a young girl to spend your money with.

>> No.2907712

>>2907693
lol

>> No.2907728

>>2907639
Why is /jp/ on your list of places to ask how to pick up women?

>> No.2907772

>>2907728
Cuz I'm going to Japan?

>> No.2907799

go to expensive restaurants and when paying accidently pull out gun and aim at everyone, and jokingly say something like you wish there was a young girl to spend your time with.

>> No.2907806

>>2907639
Take a train to Tokyo, You can pick up a lot of girls in Akihabara.

>> No.2907809

>>2907639
>asking /jp/ for relationship advice

You should know better than that.

>> No.2907815

Go around carrying a camera and talk to random girls saying

"You, me, make love movie?"

>> No.2907823

Be Japanese.

Many foreigners have problems with this, so if you're one of them then it's all a matter of finding a woman with a wide-eyed fascination with western culture.
They're easy to spot.

>> No.2907838

clubs in ropangi r prety good if u wanna get laid op jus find sum slut n get her drunk

>> No.2907846

>>2907838
alleys there are also good, just find drunk slut and rape her

>> No.2907860

>>2907838
>>2907846

Oh topping!

>> No.2907864

bitch, its japan. just ask for sex, its that easy

>> No.2907871

Why is this thread still on the first page, /jp/?

You disappoint me.

>> No.2907877

>>2907871
It's not like everyone on /jp/ is janitor.

>> No.2907882
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2907882

Did someone say Yokosuka?

>> No.2907885

Know how to speak Japanese for one.

Japanese girl trying to speak English = turnoff.

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2907904

>>2907885

>> No.2908120
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>> No.2908127

For starters: Learn the fucking language?
But since you are on /jp/ I don't think you would be able to get one either way.

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2908142

>/jp/ picking up girls

>> No.2908155
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2908155

>believing /jp/ knows anything about women

>> No.2908157
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2908157

>>2908142
>shitty summercunt tripfag bumping shitty thread

>> No.2908163

These threads always amaze me. Why on earth would anyone fantasize about moving to and living in Japan in this day and age? Its 2009 for fucks sake, the train went already.

>> No.2908165

>>2908157
Faggot anon thinking he's superior to a tripfriend who has, in actuality, been here since the board has been created.

>> No.2908167
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2908167

>>2908165
>BAWWW

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>>2908157

oh wow would you look at what just appeared in this thread. oh me, oh my.

>> No.2908176

>>2908165
Hahaha oh wow
Reported

>> No.2908171

>>2908165
Sudo!nAoZUmIAfk Sun Apr 12 19:07:08 2009 222

>> No.2908180
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2908180

>Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk

>> No.2908182

>>2908171
I didn't say I used the tripcode the whole time, nimrod. Drop the whole "ANON IS LEGIUN XDD" shit, no one cares anymore.

>> No.2908184

did someone forget the bridge because there is alot of trolls here
>>2907683
No thats if you want to live in the UK

>> No.2908186

>>2908167
>>2908171
>>2908176
>>2908180
Sure is samefag in here.

>> No.2908188

>>2908182
Drop the whole "I'M A TRIPFAG, PLEASE SUCK MY COCK" shit, no one cares anymore.

>> No.2908191
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2908191

>>2908182
>>2908186

>> No.2908199

>>2908188
>>2908191
Sup, samefag? I don't give a shit what morons such as yourself think of my posts, feel free to filter my tripcode if you'd like. Or are you perhaps the "summercunt" you mentioned and don't even know how to do that?

>> No.2908204

>>2908199
>samefag

You can usually spot a crybaby when they call out everyone who disagrees with them as being a samefag.

Also,
>I don't give a shit what morons such as yourself think
Cry more, tripcunt.

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2908203

>>2908199

>> No.2908202

>>2908199
What the fuck man? Stop posting, jesus christ. Hide the thread if it really puts so much pressure on your tiny testicles.

>> No.2908208

>>2908199
Just cause we don't have a tripcode doesn't mean we're all the same person you dumb fuck

>> No.2908210

>>2908186
You started posting in April, stop pretending you're a "respected member of the community" and shut the hell up.

>> No.2908220

>>2908202
>>2908203
>>2908204
>>2908208
>>2908210

inb4 accusations of samefaggotry

>> No.2908222

>>2908202
Doesn't bother me at all, I actually find it quite amusing that fag(s?) like yourself are crying because the big mean tripfag isn't a member of your SUGOI ANON CLUB. I'm just killing time until I actually have to leave the house in 15 minutes or so, something which might be a foreign concept to you.

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>>2908222

>> No.2908228

>>2908210
Where did I proclaim to be a "respected member of the community"? I just started using the trip a few months ago; how does that mean I've only been visiting 4chan since that time? Learn2logic.

>> No.2908233

>>2908222
>I actually have to leave the house

If you want to flaunt superiority, go to /r9k/ where faggots like yourself dwell.

>> No.2908234

>>2908228
>actuality, been here since the board has been created.

4chan isn't the board, it's the website.

>> No.2908235
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2908235

time to get back on topic.

>> No.2908239

>>2908235
The topic? Picking up girls? No.

>> No.2908238

Just so you know, the last few posts rank high in the "Pathetic" category.
Arguing about yourself on 4chan is ridiculous.

>> No.2908237
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2908237

>>2908228

>> No.2908242

>>2908231
I don't think I'm important at all, actually. This is fucking 4chan, no one is better than anyone else. Calling someone out for being a tripfag is retarded, which was the initial point I was trying to make.

>> No.2908245

Tripfag drama, take it to /a/. If you want to tripfag, great, just don't participate in drama like a gigantic faggot.

>> No.2908248

>>2908242
Why the fuck are you a tripfag in the first place?

>> No.2908255

No shit, huh? I meant I've been visiting /jp/ since its inception, not that I've been visiting 4chan itself since then.
>>2908233
I didn't realize going to the store was flaunting superiority, I was trying to rile up the idiot arguing with me.

>> No.2908259

>>2908248
Did you not pay attention to this thread?

He loves talking about himself.

Good thing this thread was shit from the beginning, nothing of value was lost.

>> No.2908263

>>2908248
Why not? There's nothing wrong with it; if there were, it wouldn't even be an option. And with that, I bid you all farewell for the moment. I'll be back if this abomination of a thread still exists when I return.

>> No.2908273

>>2908239
Well I'll tell you.
theres no point in trying to 'pick up girls' anywhere in the world.

>> No.2908277

>>2908263
Reported.

>> No.2908281
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2908281

>>2908263

>> No.2908282

>>2908263
>There's nothing wrong with it

Yes there is, at least in your case.

Do you provide original content? No.

Do your posts have anything of worth that needs to be recognized? No.

Are you doing this for the sake of internet fame and having your dick sucked? Yes.

Are you a bitchy little 15 year old? Yes.

Now have fun and don't come back.

>> No.2908299

>>2908281
>implying you're not samefagging despite using multiple pictures with similar filenames
>>2908282
>15 year old
Sorry, I'm 24. You were close, though.

>> No.2908306

>>2908299
The guy posting reaction images is, in fact, just one guy.

>> No.2908308

>>2908299
It doesn't take much to lie about your age on the internet, bro.

>> No.2908312
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2908312

>>2908299
Thats fucking it. Cant you like, smoke a doobie and chill the fuck out or something? God damn casual posters, take your butthurt and internet pride and fuck off to some other board that holds them dear. And i recall you saying you were going to leave the house and be a cool dude in the summer breeze? What happened to htat breh?

>> No.2908318

Arrogant drama tripfags are even worse than the shitposter ones.

>> No.2908328
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2908328

>>2908299
You managed to keep away from this thread for 10 minutes.

Good fucking job, you whiny summercunt tripfag.

>> No.2908341

>>2908328
Guess he went out for a smoke break.

>> No.2908368

please don't swear online
thanks

>> No.2908384

>>2908368
Fuck you.

>> No.2908399

>>2908368
Soap.

>> No.2908400

>>2908167
>>2908191
>>2908203
>>2908281
>>2908312
>>2908328

i love baww period

>> No.2908409

>>2908384
STOP FUCKING SWEARING ASSHOLE

>> No.2908678

>>2907639
Honmoku or Kabuki-cho

>> No.2909189 [DELETED] 

>>2908308
What would be the point of lying? I gain nothing from doing so.
>>2908312
I'm back, Dawson.❤ Did you miss me? I did in fact have to venture out of my NEET cave to go to the store, I was waiting for a ride from my sister.
>>2908318 Arrogant drama anons are even worse than shitposter ones. See, I can make ignorant, sweeping generalizations as well. Try not to be so butthurt.

>> No.2909200

>>2908308
What would be the point of lying? I gain nothing from doing so.
>>2908312
I'm back, Dawson.❤ Did you miss me? I did in fact have to venture out of my NEET cave to go to the store, I was waiting for a ride from my sister.
>>2908318
Arrogant drama anons are even worse than shitposter ones. See, I can make ignorant, sweeping generalizations as well. Try not to be so butthurt.

>> No.2909221

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:

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>> No.2909226

>>2909200
Compulsive liars are pretty common.

>> No.2909238

>>2909226
I'll agree with you there. I do have several issues, but that's not one of them. I'm pretty honest about myself on here, since it's just an imageboard. Also, inb4 /jp/ - blog/general

>> No.2909238,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2908199
Calm down dude

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