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Guys, I work at an arcade and we're trying to close up, but there's some drunk girl talking to herself whilst playing pong over in the corner, she even brought a bottle with her. Do I call the cops? I'm kind of scared to approach her.
THE URL QUICK
>Who ever enters first, I'm waiting.
fug
>Learn English stream>Actually it's a date stream>Actually it's a multiplayer online pong streamMori what the fuck is going on
>>29060700it's her first date pls understand (kiara doesn't count) meanwhile watson already has experience
Bros.. some chad is plowing Mori in Pong right now and we're watching..
FIND IT BROS
https://pong-2.com/
Ritual posting sucks.
>Orange leggings and black everywhereWhy do they feel the need to completely change the established colors for some Holos with these alt outfits anyway? Suisei should obviously have plenty of blue, its her fucking thing, yet this outfit is completely lacking it.
Hey friends!
>some rando is playing with my oshiLucky bastard.
>>29060887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ZuVnYdDzU
I fucking love my Mori so much.
>the fucking gigglesKino
Mori GFE > Ame GFE
>>29060906context?
Why is Mori giggling like a schoogirl while playing Pong
>getting in her Pong reps before playing Lethal LeagueShe knows what she is doing.
>room on this weird ass super hackable websiteyab inc
Unpopular opinion, but I like Mori's real voice better than this forced cutesy voice.I like when she sounds like her goofy tomboy self.
>>29060903It's Kiara, you dumb fuck.
>>29060884lay out a trail of akasupas out the door and she'll leave
is it just me or this stream has very strong Ame vibes?
>>29060871TONIGHT ON /HLGG/
FUCKING BITCH MY GIRLFRIEND IS PLAYING WITH ANOTHER MAN FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH
What happens if someone doxxes them with a superchat? Has it ever happened?
4 threads....
Wow. This is very wholesome. I love it.
Gura, Suisei, AZKi, Kanata, Polka and NeneThe best singers of holo live imo, all of them are great
>>29060919TO THE ARCADE
>all the nip kids learning from her will never get a foreigner gf because of her
>>29060871What's the original image from?
This English learning stream is getting really weird bros
Atari, permissions onegai...
all these new outfits look kinda samey.
https://pong-2.com/BROS
My Mori so so autistic.
This is retarded. I love it.
>>29060920Same but she is MY Mori
I want the chicken to graduate
>>29060906I have a feeling this will be a rather timeless post around here
Ame GFE > Mori GFE
What the fuuuuuck why are Mori's laughs giving me a tight feeling in my chest, is this how reapers kill you?
I've been burnt out the last week from watching every single stream and haven't caught any streams since the big collab. What have I missed? Which streams from this week are most worth watching? What are the top narratives?
>>29060884>drunkjust take her out back and proceed to 177013 the cringe outta here
>>29060961Yeah, they just don't read it. Plus wordfilters.
>>29060975It's top gear.
>>29060937No this is Mori's BFE
This looks like shit.
deadbraps and ghostlings on suicide watch after CHAD PONG fucks your oshi.
ATTENTIONMori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
>>29060949You just proved my point, she's the chaddest of them all.
>>29060966Can't wait for our shark to sing tonight
>>29060892you are a legend anon
>>29060911Orange contrasts really well with blue, that's why they went with orange stockings. I agree they didn't really think it through, but at least we'll probably only see her from the chest up from now on
What's the room number
Plowing Mori!
>>29060871I miss Top Gear.
>>29060961It gets filtered or it gets modded out
>pong chad is literally fucking Mori on stream and we're watching
That giggling, she genuinely enjoying this it's cute.
>>29060902Naive.
>this is a date with MoriNo wonder she hasn't gotten any in almost a decade, she has actual autism
Mori's stupid cutesy giggles are actively hurting my soul.
>>29060947what if this is her real voice?
>>29061002Kiara is a skinwalker.
>>29060947>goofy tomboy self.Thats her fake wigger voice, broThis is he real voice.
>>29060958>Mori sensei was seen playing with another man
>Mori's idea of accomadating for people learning English is just to speak slowly and all stilted like she's talking to a special needs kid
imagine losing to mori in videogames
>>29061015BASED
>>29060944To steal your heartand your money too.
>>29060947Probably reaching with this but I get the feeling like Mori doesn't get to act girly very often. This is probably wish fulfillment for her.
Did kiara really pop her cherry?
Why is Mori so popular with the JOPs but Mori's roommate has trouble getting dates IRL? Are Japanese men just that spineless?
>>29061012wtf
>>29061053This.
>>29061000Ame hated it though
>>29060966I would put Watame in there as well. Watame has an amazing singing voice.
Calliope "WAAAUUUGHHH" Mori
>>29061051>she has actual autismWhat tipped you off?
>>29060942chicken pre-chat is a magical place.
>>29061063Anon, that's literally how JET works, and yes it's dumb
>>29060892
>>29061002Todd Howard is Gura's dad
>>29060871What is /o/ doing here?
what site is she using?
>>29061051I would give her a chance.I'd literally please whatever fucking autistic request has just to fuck her and her giant milkers
Hey look at this pict- wait why do I hear screaming coming from outaugostivgetbrgvstrbwtrvcjebw
>>29061012Yeah, it's actually very bad.
>>29061012Carrot sticks
DID MORI JUST BREAK THE FUCKING PONG MACHINEMORI WHAT THE FUCK
>ah yes, mori, my oshi, is streaming. time to close her stream and watch the gurame collab from last night.
good job mori you just ddosed the site
damn I just got reminded by Suisei that I'm a several volumes behind to Noragami
Who wants to be the one to explain to the arcade owner that the reaper girl broke his machine?
>>29060966>No TowaCome on, she can be great with certain songs.
>>29061056Thats not even a top narrative anymore.
>>29060909>>29061016
>Mori>virgin>a female who lives in a foreign country all alone, paycheck to paycheck, trying to desperately get into the entertainment industry for years>virgin>in this day>in this year>in this age>in this social climate>virginDo you really, actually, unironically, trully, without a shadow of a doubt, without question, absolutely , completely, believe that for a single second?
>>29061051Imagine actually believing this.
>>29061016you are everywhere holyshit doxxbrap
>>29061077Gaijin women are scary pls andastahnd.
>>29060895welcome to Mori experience
>>29061012I know. Her lower part basically a Matsuri
>>29061077She doesnt want any Jop. She only wants thhk's dick
>>29061129YESI BELEEB
Just woke up, why did Gura shart on stream?
>>29060961Mori read one that had a DD picture on it without even reacting. if it's in the message it gets filtered either by management or a youtube bot.
>>29061129Yes
>>29061063Almost as though she's a Japanese schoolteacher for English or something!Hmmmm.....
>>29061129Cope doxxfag
>>29061016fucking based
>>29061012It's horrible, what were they thinking?
>>29061012I'll be honest, 90% of the outfit they released recently suck dicks
>>29060966I prefer Watame over AZKi but I agree otherwise. Also add in Towa.
>>29060947It's almost as if all holos sound better in their normal voices. Towa and Subaru are particularly jarring examples. I cannot stand their forced streamer voices.Nobody likes faked voices. Imagine Okayu not having the balls to bless our ears with her smooth voice she has gotten shit for irl.
>>29061129you don't have to go on a date to get laid
>>29061129Yes.
Let's go
>>29061108Did you know she's not good at video games?
>>29061103AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29061012did she design it herself?
>>29061129With Mori? Yes, absolutely.She is as sexually inclined as a fucking panda.
>>29061051If I went on a date with a girl and she looked and acted like Mori I'd be planning our second date halfway through. I'd marry this dumb fucking autist in a heartbeat.
Bros it kept going through the paddle...
Is /OurBoy/ always this CUTE during these English learning streams?
>>29061150How the fuck does that even happen, the man looks like this
>>29061077She's tall, loud, white, and autistic. The nega-Yamato Nadeshiko.
>>29061112You know, this fellow looks a lot like Belmond Banderas
>>29061129have you seen how autistic she is
>>29061103FUCK YOU DUDE I RECO
>>29061156Revenge on Ame for the Among Us collab
>no don't go so fastthis shit writes itself
>>29061129She's a butterface though.
>>29061129my sister is a virgin and she's on her mid 30s
>>29061129Yes, her fans are literally that retarded.
Thoughts?
>>29061012Haachama and Noel got the best new costumes
>>29060914At least its a fucking game. There is faggot out there who is plowing Gura every nightm leeching money from her and doesnt even bother setting up Wifi near her PC
>>29061129Maybe I'm a schizo, but I beleeb
>>29061129She's too fat to have sex.
>playing a round with Mori>she says things are going too fast
>>29061012>mfw Suisei went from comet to traffic cone
>>29061123Towa's voice is really peculiar
MY MORI IS A PURE VIRGIN FUCK OFF
>>29061129If not virgin, then it must have been so long ago it doesn't even matter anymore.
How does she break fucking pong
>>29061244Make the shoulders blue too
>>29061129>Do you really, actually, unironically, trully, without a shadow of a doubt, without question, absolutely , completely, believe that for a single second?I don't believe almost anything to that degree of certainty. In this case I believe her to be a virgin because I also don't care
>>29061012ftfyThough, you rarely see a holos legs at all.
>>29060953>My Autistic Girlfriend Wants A Date!>5 routes>a straight forward vn with no twists like 4th wall breaking>Enma the tard wrangler is not dateable but will release a voice pack>heavily advertisted girl is already in a relationship with a doctor
>ads with butts on themyab
Bros I'm on a date with this autistic chick at an arcade and she just fucking broke the Pong machine, what do I do?
>>29061129Watch this stream and tell me u don't belieb
>>29061129>Mori the character Of course, she's fictional >Mori the roommate Of course not, but I also don't care
>>29061244I'm inclined to believe that literally any color would've been better than orange. Christ I'd prefer RGB
Nice website.
>>29061016>this ritualpost is okay>salman was banned
Post your EN favourite order from debut day and the updated list now that its been 2 months or else
Does 5561 mean anything? And how is 4444 related to death again?
>>29061150I'm begging you please THHK just have sex with her so she can live her life in please.>>29061244>>29061276Better but she needs gloves
>>29061244Still looks like shit. Who designed this? Fire him.
>>29061012Actual trash lol pride of hololive huh?
>>29061129I BELEV ET
>5561>https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/5/5561narratives ???
>>29061244That's pretty good.
>>29061281Show her something red to distract her.
>>29061172Chuunichama with the black outfit + eyepatch is absolute kinochama though
den den den den den den dundundundundudududu!
>>29060966Tower...
>>29061156Just woke up, Gura sharted on stream? When?
>Pongfag sandbagged for Mori and got 10-1 instead of barely letting her win with a 10-7 or somethingThese guys really haven't been on a date before
>>29061245haachama is also dogshit tier. So far only Noel seems to win a lottery
>>29061077They feel intimidated, they've never met a brash woman like that and some of them think she's a whore who would do it with anyone.
>>29061002Todd is Gura's relative probably her uncle.
>>29061281Run for it
>>29061276nice
>>29061182But you DO have to avoid going YOYOYO DUDE YOU WANNA COME BACK TO MY APARTMENT CLOSET AND FUCK DUDE?
>>29061077>Why is Mori so popular with the JOPs but Mori's roommate has trouble getting dates IRL? Are Japanese men just that spineless?American woman expect to be picked up.European woman have no such problems in Japan, not shying away from taking the first step.
>>29061129Deadbraps cling to a dox from 6 years ago where she claimed she was a virgin, she's most certainly not one now
>>29061072This hits too close to home.I enjoy living vicariously through Mori and seeing her act all cutesy on a date.
Is calli...actually cute?
>>29061311You piece of shit, I was reserving that image for Kiara's stream..
>>29061129Not really but I don't caret.deadbeat
>>29061322her hair is an absolute fucking mess
We got cucked by a stranger...
>>29061295Mori > Ina > Gura > Kiara > AmeliaGura > Amelia > Ina > Kiara > Mori
>>29061012Can someone recolor the leggings so they match her hair?
>Pong site not even loading nowFuck you guys. I'm pretty sure I got into that last game too.
>>29061295Then: Gura>=Ame>Ina>Mori>KiaraNow: Gura>=Ame>=Ina>=Mori>=KiaraI love them all but I still prefer Gura and Ame
Is Ayame gonna end up singing for six hours like Noel did?
NTR on the first dateNice.
PONG'D
>>29061335>apparently it was even a strangerZoomers can't into Pong I guess
>>29061287The only true and based response. Im forced to kneel to the only non schizo in these threads. Do not abandon this place, king.
>>29061129>All these repliesAre deadbeats really this fucking retarded?
Why is Mori calling me Chad?
Did deadbeats break the fucking site
>Go on a date with a girl>she starts playing a game with some random guy insteadI wish I could say I didn't know this feeling.
>>29061365I love it
All Calli's needed is quality time spent playing simple 1v1 games. Before long, she'll rival Ame in FPS games. Imagine. Also am I hearing Twitch's cheer/bit sound effects?
Game doesnt even work, this date sucks mori
>I was playing with a stranger?Deadbeats, did we just get cucked?
>Finally get a date with my oshi>She is playing games with other menI thought you fucks said she was suppose to be the pure one
Mori fooled around with a stranger in front of 15,000 of her fans!
>Retarded boomer doesn't have adblock
https://youtu.be/HbuHDmIgO28this ain't even her final form
>>29061281Grab her hand and run
>>29061380Hey, maybe that'll increase the whore's average stream time.
>>29061356She's always cute.
>>29061391Yeah, wait until they post doxx to prove otherwise.
Okay, I'm not a deadbeat but this is getting fun.
I am now terrified for the onsen date imagining Mori playing Table Tennis being anything like her playing Pong.
>>29061405It might just be the game stealing sfx.
>>29061401I'm genuinely glad someone does
>>29061356Always was.
Calli, you need PUSSY. Come here!
tbqhwy this is way more entertaining and chill than almost every date I've been to thus far
She's now more invested in the fucking ping pong game than the actual stream. Sugoi reaperchama
>>29061295Gura>Mori>Ina>Ame>KiaraAme>Gura>Ina>Mori>Kiara
I like how she's copying Amelia's chat interactivity. Thanks Watson.
>>29061297556 - go-go-ro, so probably a reference to K'
>>29061172Except for the goth loli ones of course. Goth loli is the absolute pinnacle of fashion aesthetic.
>These noises
JUSTLIKEMINECRAFT
>>29061123>>29061173>>29061324Didn't forget about Twapi... on purpose, gomen, I agree.
>>29061295Ina>Gura>Ame>Mori>Kiaranow: Ame>Gura>Ina>Kiara>Graduate please
My date's growling at the arcade machine guys, should I be worried?
>>29061281Tell her we need to run to the closest love hotel ASAP.
God Mori is so fucking annoying.
>>29061295Debut: Gura>Ina>Ame>Kiara>MoriNow: Kiara>Gura>Ina>Mori>Ame
>>29061207Bros it wasnt ntr...
>>29061295>surveryfagging this early
>>29061361You snooze you lose anon
>>29061295Mori>Ina>Gura>Amelia>KiaraAmelia>Ina>Gura>Kiara>Mori
>>29061295Gura > Ina > Mori > Ame >KiaraAme > Gura = Ina >>>> Kiara >>>>>>>>>> Mori
>>29061449Because Mori is closer to being a girl friend than a girlfriend.
DUMB CHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET YOUR DATE WIN THE GAME NOT SHOW OFF YOUR POWERLEVEL
>frustrated Mori noises while she plays Pong>already broke an arcade machine>"Yeah, romantic..."I shouldn't be falling for her this hard.
The way she's saying chat sounds like Chad to me idk why. It feels really weird to hear.
>>29061207>Ponggers
>>29061295Mori>Gura=Ina>Kiara>AmeMori=Ina>Gura=Ame>Kiara
oh no no no deadcucks
>>29061295Mori > Ina > Watson > Gura > KiaraIna > Kiara > Mori > Watson > Gura
>>29061295>Surveyfagging barely 200 posts in when there's a stream onLegitimately, why
>>29061473I feel exactly the same.
is this romantic?
>>29061295Then Gura>Ina>Ame>Mori>KiaraNow Ame>Gura>Kiara>Ina>>>>>>>>>MoriIt's not that I dislike Ina or anything, it's just that she's been slipping my mind more recently.
>no stop it I don't want it any moreyou can't just grunt and say that
Dog time. Mori is cute but ABAYO
>>29061295Mori>Gura>Ame>Ina>KiaraAme>Kiara>Mori>Ina>Gura
PONGCHAMP
>>29061504No way fag
>>29061433It's literally just bait for doxx, I can't believe that anyone would care so much about this.
>>29060892are u brusdraded? :-DDDDDDDDDD
Thank god the chicken stream is starting.
>>29061295Ina>Ame>Gura>Mori>KiaraIna>Kiara>Ame=Gura>Mori
>>29061504No, I need to impress her with my sick skills
>>29061446shut up dyke, your one joke got old within the first week
>>29061295Kiara>Gura>Ina>Mori>AmeKiara = Mori > Ina > Gura > Ame
>that scene switchFUCKING HELL IF IT WAS LOUD
>>29061350_______Kiara________ has had the same complaints though
>>29061503True, getting drunk at an arcade sounds like a blast anyway.
>>29061529>He lacks POWER
Mori, what the fuck is your stream?
>>29061295Mori > Ame > Gura > Ina > KiaranowMori = Kiara = Ame = Gura = Ina
Bros I'm sitting at the park and this bitch with huge tits and a scythe just lead like an entire school of little nips in.
>>29061504I'm gonna fucking destroy my date at air hockey and she'll like it damnit
ojou's deepthroat compatible neck
>>29061321Based.
>>29061541I just like to laugh at this silly femcel.
the fucking BIRDyou can't tell me this isn't actual, bona fide, diagnosable autism
suisei is singing chenso's song!
>>29061295Mori > Ina > Gura > Kiara > AmeliaAnd it's still the same now
>>29061504My powerlevel is so high that I literallly can't lose even if I try.
Fuck even Ayame has a nice voice>tune in just to hear her sing I love you, I love youuuu
>>29061504I'd never be with someone who couldn't beat me in streetfighter
>>29061295Then: Ina>Gura>Amelia>Mori>KiaraNow: Kiara>Amelia>Gura>Mori>InaI thought Ina would be my favorite but it just wasn't meant to be.
>>29061295>DebutAme > Kiara > Mori > Ina > Gura>NowIna > Kiara > Ame > Gura > Mori
>>29061129https://files.catbox.moe/214l0a.mp3
>>29061295debut: Mori>Gura>Ame>Kiara>Inanow: Ina>Ame>Kiara>Mori>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GuraFAQ shark
I just woke up why is Mori playing pong?
>that fucking birdOh that made me laugh hard.
Going on a cringe date with my oshi.Gonna have cringe sex afterwards.
>mori's date is sponsored by raid shadow legends, sasuga jewess.
>>29061295Debut : Mori > Ina > Gura > Ame > KiaraNow : Ina > Mori > Kiara > Gura > Ame
>>29061295Mori>Ina>Gura>Kiara>AmeMori>Kiara>Ina>Gura>Ame
>>29061572based
>>29060966>KanataAre you fuckin deaf?
GUYS SHE'S LEANING IN WHAT DO I DO
>>29061572based unity
>>29061295FUCK TRIBALISTFAGS>FUCK TRIBALISTFAGSIna = Gura = Mori = Ame = KiaraKiara = Ame = Mori = Gura = InaFUCK TRIABLISTFAGS>FUCK TRIBALISTFAGS
>>29061446Hololiveglobalchama, your anon reps...
>close up timeOH YES
>>29061562That definitely woke me up. Sat and thought about commenting on it for a few moments.
I think it's super cute!
>Close upsOh fuck
>sitting closeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GUYS! SHE JUST TOLD ME TO SIT CLOSER TO HER AT THIS PARK WE WENT TO! WHAT DO I DO NEXT?
>>29061570This is how you're supposed to enjoy vtubers, take notes faggots.
DEADKEKS LISTEN UP IT'S WHATCHA WANT ME FUCKEN OTHER GUYS FOR YA!
>sit closer>a little closer>closer>even closer>is this OK?I'm ghostling, bros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTrq2k149E&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-EN this is new
Calli's stream is such cringekino, I love it
Meganebros, we can't stop winning
>>29061628Based
>>29061350That's a pretty broad brush you're painting with there, buddy.European girls can vary from shy to overly mannish, not even taking different cultures into account.
I'm going to do it, bros! I'm getting some reaper milk!
>>29061582post
Korone/Pekora solo collab is about to start History in the making, faggots
>>29061295Gura>Mori>Ame>Ina>KiaraGura>Ame>Mori>KIara>Ina.
>>29061567Standards too high?
>>29061504Mori seems like the kind of girl who'd get annoyed if you let her win
yab yab yab
>>29061628unfathomably based
>>29061295Mori>Ame>Gura>Ina>KiaraMori>Kiara>Ina>Ame>Gura
THE NUMBERS
>>29061570I can't, it's also job time.
>>29061591Based
>the numbers, they hunt my dreams
>the numbers>they haunt my dreams
>>29061295>Ame>Ame
What am I watching
>>29061607We're learning english in the context of a date setting.It makes sense to someone.
The numbers haunt her dreams boys
>>29061680
>getting close to herOh god, bros I can't anymore
>dreaming about numbersSHE'S HERE
yab!
..........
>>29061295Then: Mori > Ina > Gura > Ame > KiaraNow: Ame > Ina = Gura = Mori > KiaraI like them all, with a preference to Amelia
>【Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin】Farming and 2D Platforming..BEST COMBINATION??? #kfp #キアライブHow hard will Kiara get destroyed? From what I saw of the game the combat is actually hard and far from a platformer
>The numbers, they hunt my dreamsClip that
I WANT TO HOLD HER HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29061635I don't know why but there's something about her model's art style that feels wrong
Wait, why is Risu going Ayunda playing Hades? It's not that hard a game is it?:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy-2C48yEpQAlso Kiara is starting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTrq2k149E
>>29061628What a God
>that surge of blopsposting after she mentions numberskek
Missed yesterday's Gura stream. What's this about her and a ghost story involving drums?
Does she really feel happy?
>sit next to Calli>about to kiss>weird window pops up in mid air like a VRMMO>"Ahahaha sorry that's mine">instead of closing it presses on "scythe" and a scythe spawns and impales you
Has Mori took off her shoulder pads before?
>>29061678Can't really give a concrete diagnosis because she obviously should not tell us.
frens this is giving me a boneris this normal
I don't understand. Is Mori based or cringe?
>>29061628cringe and fakepilled
>>29061699Upside of being SEAfag, primetime is very convenient
GOD THIS FUCKING CRINGE REAPER HAS ME ON A LEASH I CAN'T GET AWAY
>CLOSE-UPSMY WEAKNESS, OH SHI-
>numbers>buttons>'accessories' window
>>29061570Do you even remember anything of the streams you "watch"?
Kiara chat!
>>29061684Neither fit the ideal girl in Japan, they are gajins.
This stream made this entire day of dealing with antis worth it.
Did so bad in pong i made mori sad...
Who doubted that deadbraps were the numberfags all along?
KIKKERIKII!
>Mori speaks in a soft, cute voiceWhy the fuck can't she speak like this all the time in stead of BAYM!!! PEACE!!!!
>>29061717>>29061718ENABLE THE SCYTHE
>>29060966You forgot Civiaoh yeah...
https://youtu.be/ROTrq2k149EIm sorry Mori, the rice fields call to me
So how many Nips do you think already blew their load?
Oh fuck here it comes...
>>29061743both
AH OH NOI'M SQUIRMING
>>29061504>letting girls win Take it from someone who has actually had relationships. Don't do that. They will not think you are some kind of prince charming for it
KEKThis retard
>>29061616
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHWATFRuiguiòfasdgbfahoòWHAT THE FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>getting cucked by SubaruAAAHHHH!!!
>>29061743Yes. and that's why we love her.
FUCKING KUSOTORI COCKBLOCKED ME
That made me jump FUCK
Mori, this is too much...
how will her lethal league date with Ina go?
Mori what the fuck
>>29061763You deadbeats are kinda soft.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>that fucking bait and switchSasuga, Reaper
Fucking bird
GHOSTLINGS GET FUCKING BAITED
YAB
KEKED BY THE BIRD
GODDAMN BIRD
>FUCK OFF STUPID BIRDMori you don't have to be so harsh with Kiara all the time, come on.
>>29061743She's Bringe
I turned up my volume right when she started screaming. Good lord my ears...
>>29061768AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA GEET REKT
CRINGEKINOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCKFUCK YOU BIRD
This is the worst date I've ever been on and I've never been on a date before
>>29061628Is this... Based?
>that birdI FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>29061598Please understand she has a job
Just when things were going so well. She ruins it by being herself.
Wish that was a rrat ngl
fuck my ears
COCKBLOCKED BY A BIRD
MY FUCKING EARS
CRINGE-FUCKING-KINO LADS, YOU CAN NOT TOP THIS SHIT
Holy fuck my volume was not ready for that. Scared the FUCK out of me.
lmao get fucked bird
>Kiara controlling the birds to interrupt the kissbased
>Mission Complete>Fly back to base
YESGhostlings BTFOWe're here for the cringe, not for the GFE.
>>29061295Debut: Gura>Ina>Kiara>Mori>AmeNow: Gura>Ame>Ina>Kiara>Mori
>fuck off stupid bird, fuck off!>fucking hate birdsYou sunk my ship....
YOU RUINED IT
K-Kiara don't jump
>>29061295Ame
FUCK BIRDSALL MY HOMIES HATE BIRDS
>>29061777All of them
Does this mean they have Marvelous permissions now? Rune Factory would be comfy.
Mori, think of the PETA sponsorship...
>Kusotori ruins another Mori stream
>family friendly they said
That was obviously a cuckoo bir
Damn bird, I was THIS close!
Kiara blown the fuck out
>I FUCKING HATE BIRDSKiara...
did she....write a script?
>>29061012I actually like the orange leggings, fight me.I dislike her hairdo and the way her shirt doesn't mesh with the rest of the outfit though.Actually the shirt on its own already looks bad to me
>Mori got attacked by a fucking bird mid-confession>"I fucking hate birds"BYE KIARA, YOU'RE DONE
>>29061836Then it's also the best.
I fucking wish dates were this retarded, I'd literally date no stop
Bros... she was going to confess. I got cockblocked by a bird.
>>29061864I hate this little cunt like you wouldn't believe.
This is fucking funny.
that's it. it's time to kill all the birds
>>29061598Funny, I had the least expectation for Ina but now I only watch her
She fucking screamed in my ears. Fuck off bitch I hate you.
>The hotelyab
>>29061295Gura >>>> Amelia > Ina >>>> Mori > KiaraAmelia = Gura >>>>>>>>>> Ina >>>> Kiara >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mori
I was about to leave and then that happened haha. >FUKKEN HATE BIRDSActually a genius.
>>29061244Too busy.Legs look like something painted them in paint.
Mori doesn't love us enough to go to hotel ;_;
>>29061872They'd kill the bird before it got a chance to fly
>>29061864Behold, the ghostling killa!
>>29061871No More Heroes onegai
>>29061856This is like being into spicy food rather than carbs.
THE FUCK WAS THAT TOP LEL
>>29061890Yes
>>29061890Knowing her.... she probably did.I love her autism.
>>29061836That’s how you can tell it’s genuine.
Akirose's stream is starting>New costumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbuHDmIgO28Anon-san will come watch instead of some edge right?
She's so cringe bros...I love it so much.
>within cellswithin cells>What is it like to hold her hand? >interlinked interlinked>within cellswithin cells>What is it like to go on a date with her?>Interlinked...interlinked
https://youtu.be/3F3pe8WNuKshttps://youtu.be/3F3pe8WNuKsPekora/Dog stream is starting
>>29061855SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>29061906SAVE ME MAO-MAN
>>29061856Shut up nigger, don't tell me what I'm here for. I've been here since debut and I'm tired of you autistic purgefags.
>Kiara is onSorry Mori
Is Artia gonna be ok?
>>29061906Lmao
>>29061855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv68A2BqWGc
>>29061913Very unbased
>>29061856Anon, the cringe IS the GFE.
>>29061871Don't think so It's just the devs didn't put any restrictions on it.
Fuck birds, am I right?
Well, I'll give mori one thing, her chat interaction is pretty good compared to the rest.
This is actually way better than some dates i've been in.
>they can show chat againdamn, comfy time is over.
>>29061729>streaming while the first Rabbit x Dog collab is starting>while Mori is still doing her date and while Ayame is still singingChicken..
Oh come on
>>29061864Based chad of the air keeping the boy pure for me.
>pekora said almondo almondo instead of domo domo?
>>29061957Who?
>>29061913>That many powergapsNigga are you watching DBZ?
>>29061919It's only the first date. She's not Ayame.
>>29061906REAP THOSE SPARROWS MORI, DO IT
>>29061906
>>29061768Gap moe. Gap autism.
>>29061919C'mon, this is only our 2nd date.....wait, isn't it technically 3rd since the initial stream was removed before the 8 minute one?
What the fuck. Korone just pushed Pekora into an oven shouting something about the "usurious usada pekojew"
>Risu plays Hades>Kiara plays Sakuna>PekoroneI have no dick but I must coom
>>29061295Mori>Ina>Gura>Ame>KiaraGura>Ame>Kiara>Ina>>>>>Mori
>Kiara, Aki and Kiara all in my earsI feel blessed
It suddenly occurs to me that this is literally Mori roleplaying based on her mental image of what a date is generally like.
>status: absolutely seething>the time: right>meds: not takenLet's get this started. This overlap with Suisei was the last straw.We are now two months into holoEN. Let’s talk Mori. This fucking bitch still hasn’t learned a single thing about Hololive. At this point it’s not newbie ignorance. Over the course of two months she would pick things up by osmosis if she watched a single stream a week or received any feedback at all. Basic shit like “don’t overlap with important milestone streams of your senpai” should have been something she learned weeks ago if she paid any amount of attention. I remember this lying bimbo talking about how Suisei is one of her favorite senpai. Apparently she doesn’t care enough to watch costume reveal and celebration utawaku of her favorite senpai even though every other Hololive member is watching, even the ones who barely care about Suisei. She didn’t watch 500k 3D live that involved most singing JP holos either by the way. At least pretend that you have the common decency to care about people who have built the foundation you are using to extract money for all your shitty hobbies, you absolute garbage of a human being. I remember when retarded Deadbeats bullied Ina and Ame into ending their streams early because Mori had a concert and they were supposed to care about her important event. What a fucking joke.Speaking of jokes. Mori’s stream schedule. I distinctly remember her promising that things will get better once she is done with moving and finishing her freelance project, but I guess not. It’s a common theme with Mori. Making promises she isn’t planning to keep. Sometimes I wonder if she remembers them at all. Where is the members-only stream schedule for this month that was supposed to be up on the 1st? Is it going to be the last moment thing again with the week when she does all the member streams being empty for non-members? Remember the 10 collabs outside of EN planned by the end of the year? Yeah, I don’t think that’s happening. How long has she been teasing announcement of a JP collab, two and a half weeks now? Tick fucking tock. I’m pretty sure the teased JP collab songs are going the same way. Can’t wait to hear them in the second half of 2021. Hopefully they will be released at her graduation ceremony.And it’s not like she sings much for a music oriented holo, does she? I’ve seen people twisting the narrative about her joining Hololive to shill her music, but I’m not seeing it at all. If she did, then she would also take steps to improve in that direction. Promote herself by doing utawaku, get some voice coaching, jump the opportunities to do collabs with other singers. She isn’t doing anything really to promote or improve her music except just being there. Seems to me like she joined Hololive only to make a quick buck on the side, nothing else.Too bad it’s too late for her not to join Hololive at all. This whore should have just become a titty streamer if she wanted money. I honestly don’t know why she didn’t. She clearly likes normalfag twitch streamers more than vtubers and she doesn’t seem to have any problems with gachikoi baiting. Is it a false sense of dignity? I hate to break it to her, but any twitch slut who does nothing wrong except showing off her tits and being a vapid whore is better than a dumb bitch who fucks over her co-workers for no good reason.Just imagine being this fucking bitch’s colleague. She has two other jobs that are more important to her but don’t pay rent, so she comes to work next to you but treats it as a low priority money source part time. She ruins your plans all the time because she keeps making bad choices and she doesn’t really care about your shared work. Yet she pretends to be some sort of a victim of circumstances and a hero for powering through that shit she got herself into and will get into again because she’s a selfish bitch who actually believes that her childish desires are more important than wellbeing of others. The absolute fucking audacity of this bitch. Go be your egoistic masochistic self-destructive trainwreck self by yourself. Stop ruining nice things for others.And now we have reached the point where I talk about why I can’t just stop watching, take my meds and shut up about this fucking bitch. There is an indie out there who auditioned with Mori. She cries herself to sleep and thinks about quitting every day because indie vtubing is like that. That girl would be passionate about Hololive and would try to give it her all. But that never was because some dumb yellow fever ALT with an unrelated but somewhat impressive portfolio was looking for an easy cash money baito. Makes me sick. If this bitch can just get away with it then what even is this world? I hope I can make it sting, if only just a little bit.Happy two months anniversary :^}
Friendly reminder that even a god can bleed.
>>29061964pain peko
Much less boring than the dates I had at least, I'm not the one having to start the conversation constantly
>>29061989>HolostarsBased
>>29061919 She is not Ayame, just wait few dates
>>29061907I dont find her as interesting as I'd want. The weirdest turn around for me was Kiara who I initially pinned her as my least favorite. She has really surprised me and climbed up to be my oshi. Love that stupid chicken so much.
>>29061898Totally, grade A entertainment
How was the haachama collab? This duration worries me...
>>29062016Dear fucking lord she's more of a hopeless romantic than Gura
Pain
>>29061871Devs gave general permission for streaming, so I think I goes around Marvelous BS. Makes sence since the devs were doujin game makers before this.
This is super fun but imagine if she acts like this for real in dates
>>29061570Activating all of it was just for the meme; typically I just watch whatever EN is on + select few JP's with some muted based on what game they're playing.Singing streams I turn up when they're actively singing and mute while chatting around.High energy/clippable moments I come back to the archives for re-viewing
>>29061906Based bugman
I wonder if there's even a single JOP in this stream.
I can't believe she tricked usThis isn't our GFE this is her BFE
ORDER ME SOME FILET MINION BITCH
What should I get? Sensei's paying.
>>29061940Watching Korone and Pekora collab, but I guess I will put it on the background.
>>29061957you tell me
>>29062049Yeah but in a real date you can talk back to her properly...yaaay...
Wtf Mori stop rubbing the menu in my face I CAN'T READ AHHHH
>>29062049OPchama, your name...
>>29061295The second I saw Ina and Gura I knew they will be my favorites, I just didnt know which will be 1st or 2nd.I can safely say now that itsIna>Gura>Huge power gap>Mori=Kiara=AmeliaThe other 3 are just not for me. I can see the appeal, but I wont force myself to watch someone I dont care about.
sorry mori, my chickenwife's farming rice
>>29062049The ultimate moripill is recognizing that she isn't playing a character
>>29062069You would do it? Eat a wacky tic tac man?
>>29061919Reminder that Mori is literally asexual, as she admitted in a stream earlier this year. The good news is this means she is a virgin. The bad news is that she will never have sex with you.
>>29062016What else would you expect from a fembot?
>>29062025look ma I posted it again
>>29062041
>>29062025ogey
Ame = Ina = Gura = Kiara >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mori
This is the first actual date Mori has had since she was 10, and it had to be through her anime girl persona, talking alone in her room to a webcam.You may think its cute, but its also kind of sad isnt it? :{
>>29062043It was fun. Kiara had a little trouble dealing with Haachama's energy but besides the salmonella that Haachama will have, it was great.
>>29062049dont do this to me anon
>>29062025https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>29062049Wife material, dead-ass right now.
>>29062075She just sleeping
what the FUCK is going on???
>the fucking San Andreas orderOH MY FUCKING GOD
>>29062049Then you'd have to propose on the spot.
>>29061989Mori looks like she's having a squirting orgasm.
>>29062049If?
>>29061957Probably, supposedly they've got new avatars and Live2D in the works.
Can I get an UHHHHHHHHH
>>29062025fuck it got longer,. have a (you) for effort
>>29062064They're usally lurking until she's speaks japanese
>>29061295Debut: Mori = Watson > Gura = Ina = KiaraNow: Mori = Watson = Gura = Ina = KiaraUnity is truly the best feeling.
Who the FUCK is Michael?
>>29062111fuck off bird
>>29061295Week1Mori = Gura = Kiara = Ina >>>>> Ameliaafter the apocalypseAmelia > Gura = Mori > Kiara = InaOf course I like them all, I just have a bias towards Ame and Gura
>she read out the whole big smoke order
How long do Mori's English teaching streams usually last? >>29062041I thought that was a butt sandwich in her hand.
>she did the laugh
>>29061957Karma struck her like a bitch, but I don't believe she's rotten to the core. Rosalyn though...
>>29062111based
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
>>29062016Yeah, after the food choices for her "date". I believe this one.
>>29061957If you hear of a Chinese woman in California comitting suicide we'll know who it is
>>29062006The ARS got to her, bitten andastanden, ja?
>>29062148big ups for that akasupa, michael!
>>29061940Wait what?Why was there no announcement for this?
>>29062079FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>29062132Did someone do that in chat or did she recall that from memory?
>kiara’s laugh has rubbed off on moricute
>>29062049For what purpose must you be a namefag? Just stop.
>>29062016The last thread was right. It's not the GFE, it's the BFE for Mori. Just getting to pretend she's got a measure of distance between her and her date, and a script to handle it.
I'm on literal class right now. How is the date going? Worth watching the archive?
>>29062093>not having both openngmi
>>29062111based, when's the next shitting on cars meetup
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
>>29062025Gotta appreciate the tovarisch for providing quality background music for my date with my boy.
>>29062174Someone started it, and she finished it
>>29062043It was fine. Chicken can talk up a storm to relieve dead air. I'd say it was more natural a collab than the ame/haachama one.
is she actually fucking getting a burger from ubereats
I usually had to do all the talks in my dates, for once I can shut up and listen
>>29062043Was fun, the duration is pretty normal for a Haachama cooking collab.
>>29062049Hololive Global-chama...
>>29062108Imagine the texture as you tounge her down
>RBC and Coco in Aki's chatOh this is going to be good
>>29061295>DebutMori > Ina > Kiara > Gura > Ame>NowAme > Kiara > Gura > Ina > Mori
>>29062106There's new people in every thread. I simply want to get the word out as far as possible as to why Mori is a shitty human being and a disgrace to hololive. Feel free to enjoy her streams and music, but you cannot deny the facts.
>>29062049Tip: Put it in Subject not name. I've made the mistake before.Also god that's horrifying.
>>29062154You can predict whether or not she'll pay attention to it based on how big of a meme it is to your average 4chan goer; remember this is the same dork that shouted WHAT IS A MAN without a hint of shame
As much as I like Cali's scream, her scream always reminds me of certain critic that it always makes me laugh.
>Sakuna VA is Kiria from TsugumomoNice
>>29061295Ame>Gura>Mori>Ina>KiaraAme>Gura>Ina=Kiara>Mori
They are all unmuted, soon I shall be strong enough to challenge the Schizoposter for primacy
>>29062192Make sure to watch it alone because this shit is getting close to being more cringe than Mori fusing with poggers
>>29062049And? She could literally get away with sperging about kids toys or how she forgot to wear deodorant today because I'd be staring at those titties.
Unity people are lying to themselves.If someone pointed a gun at you and told you to pick only one holoEN to save, you wouldn't even think long, because inside you already know who is your favorite.Humans have favorites in all kinds of things. They have a favorite color, favorite food, favorite songs, favorite sports teams and also a favorite vtuber.Just accept that you are not some kind of angelic being and stop pretending everyone is truly equal. There is nothing wrong with having a preference, it doesn't mean you have to be an anti against the others.
>>29062192Pretty good so far
>>29062211>>29062225>>29062185I want to fucking kill myself, I like made 20 posts like this
>>29062192Amazing. Its autistic cringekino taken to the nth degree.
I need a drawfag to draw mori rubbing the menu in anon's face
>>29062113SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO EAT SOME BREAD CRUMBS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's actually pretty cute just how much thought Mori has put into this stream
So this is what Calli is like when she takes one of her students out on a (compensated) date
>>29062074I'll get the.. uhh... — - - - — -
>>29062113It's still more than I've got going for me.
>>29062192Definitely worth it
>>29062223>Feel free to enjoy her streams and musicYeah I don't think I can do that
its breastmilk
Mori's getting Sonic Curry
>>29062228aBATCREDITCARD???????????
Woah no one told me this was going to have a drunk loli.
>yes waiter, hamburger cheese pleaseMori, who the FUCK orders like this? You goddamn autist, I love you.
Why does the audio quality of sakuna seem like shit? Did Kiara fuck it up somehow, is it just the switch version or is it just like that?
>Waiter tilted
>>29060995You mean Calli?
test
>Mori is playing with paperdolls>sets up the entire scenario like a choose your own adventureIs this supposed to be something a sane young woman would do?
>>29062223Don't use my oshi for your shitpost
>blue curryBased.
>>29062006Why don't they have both rigs working at the same time in both streams anyway? Only one in each, even EN has figured this shit out, so whats the excuse?
>I have a special drink for youOH NO MORI IS GOING TO ROOFIE ME
>>29062192Yes, it's comedy gold.
>>29062238What is the point of doing this? Do you really enjoy the absolute cacaphony of intelligible noises?
>>29062228NONONONONONONONO DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>>29062223Why do you keep switching your chuuba images? Trying to find the one that sticks the most?
>>29062025Ayame was streaming as well can you write an essay about that too.
>>29062132>>29062174>>29062154>>29062199>>29062205WIFE MATERIAL
>I am a gangsterYou mean Mori is a criminal? Time to bounce!
>>29060966Aki is also great
>>29062228
>Akirose new costume>Only 10k people watchingI'm sad...
>Kiara and Mori overlappingFucking shoot me
>>29062228Glad I never watch this faggot.
>>29062280All lonely women play sims. Yes this is what women are like.
>>29061244It matches her color scheme more
>>29062238Based ultimate unity chad
>>29062282Stop doing your laundry in a plate
Im getting roofied by a gangster!
SHE ROOFIED USFUCK
>>29062025Nobody cares, shut the fuck up, take your meds or commit suicide, I don’t care which.
Why is this so foreboding
>>29062247Semi-common mistake anon, I've done it a few times too
>>29062304fucking kek
>Mori is slipping us roofies mixed with performance enhancersDo you drink it?
>I am a gangster. Do you understand?I see you are a gangsterI'm pretty gangster myself.
>>29062259even better
>Is is Calpis?Classy
>Read doujin>It's starts with that game Gura and Ame were playing
>>29062006I always forge that Korone is stacked
I'm so fucking lonely, fellas...
>>29062282what would compel someone to eat something like this?
>>29062148Hey VSauce, Michael here.
>>29062263That makes my stomach upset just by looking at it
>>29062223>opinions = factspeak /pol/
>At least I'm still here
SQUIRT WINE
Uhhhh bros, she put something in my drink, im loosing my co
Just seen the big-chinned guy from Tatami Galaxy in Sakuna.
Mori slipping me a roofie on our first date!
>>29062228BUILD THAT WALL
>Calliope piss teaMmm mmm yes
>>29062247at least you didn't samefag yourself.D-Do people really post 20 times a thread? I might post once every 3 threads.
>Is it alcoholicLIQUID LSD HOLY SHIT THE WALLS ARE MELTING
>>29062338>with that gameAnon... It's kinda famous, you know...
>>29062228hello im mori calliope. I'll play games so you dont have to
Here's your drink, anon.
>>29062223go back to the /pol/ you came from, chilean
>>29062238I applaud you Unitychad
Anon, my boy is weirding me out today...
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO THE DRINK
Bro’s my mouth spontaneously filled with red fluid. What the fuck did Mori do?
>>29062245I wouldn't be able to do it dude. I'd be so torn between saving Ina or Mori I'd never be able to decide.Unity isn't about "everyone's equal", it never has been. It's been about appreciating all the girls, even the ones who aren't your favourite, and ignoring falseflagging anti bullshit.
>>29062309overlap with dog and rabbit, 10 k is fucking fine
>>29062309Pretty much everyone is streaming at the moment. There's even a Pekorone collab.
>>29062268Might be her capture setup. Nothing new after a few fe streams. Probably only resorted to this because her computer fucked up on yakuza so she got scared.
>Here's a special drink I made for you.
>>29062223Thanks bro, you're doing the right thing.
>>29061295DebutGura>Ina>Ame>Mori>KiaraNowAme>Ina>Gura
>Straight from the bottleSasuGUH.
>>29062247But, why namefag? Are you invading /hlg/ or some shit?
I’m enjoying my date
>>29062223Don't use Ina for your shitposting newfag
>>29062304>I get Akas so you don't have to
>>29062309I'm watching, don't worry.
>>29062338>和菓子based taste
>>29062292no, like I said I'm training my schizo power level
did she love nectar that drink oh fuck oh shit
Getting date-raped by calli on our first date!
>>29062192You shouldn't miss it
>>29062362>it's supposed to be like that
H-hey /hlgg/, Japanese people ARE watching Mori date us to learn english, right?
>>29061295Week 1Ina > Watson > Mori > Gura > KiaraNow Ina > Watson > Gura > Kiara > MoriIts been an odd experience.
>>29062253only Ame and Gura do compensated dating
>>29062334I DOWN THAT SHIT LIKE WATER AND ASK FOR ANOTHER GLASS, LET'S FUCKING GO
S-She spiked the drink, didn't she?
>>29062247I'm sorry anon, I noticed immediately but I didn't tell you because I thought it was funny.
>>29062387She turned you into a vampire
>Drugged the drinkIs this a trial run for a future date with THHK or one of her students?
>>29062334So she's going to knock me unconscious, ride my dick down, and then make up an excuse like I got too sleepy and she had to take me home?
>>29062223i fucking hate amefags
>900 yen>expensivemori...
>>29062399I created a thread and the name stayed thereI mean what the fuck of namefagging is "Hololive Global"
>>29061161I don't think JET fags actually teach, they're just there to speak proper English because I guess even nip teachers suck ass
Survey time!>Your oshi>Have you ever tried to kill yourself or had thoughts about it?
>9$ wine>ExpensiveMori...
>>29062223Don't use Ina for shit like this!
>>29062395M-mori why do I feel dizzy?
>roofies us on the first dateWhat the fuck is her problem
>"I'll teach you how to behave in a date with me">"EXPENSIVE. RED. WINE">"9 DOLLARS. VERY EXPENSIVE."Yeah its Mori.
What is going on in Mori's stream?
>>29062399He made the thread and put Hololive Global in the name field instead of subject
FUCK MORI CALLIOPEFUCK DEADBRAPSSIMPLE AS*THROWS UP FOOD IN THE MOUTH OF MY NEWBORN*
Aki baited us bros...
>>29062286would unironically let her have her way with me
>>29062418She is really desperate for a boyfriend
>>29062399I'm guessing he made the thread with Hololive Global as his name instead of the thread title, and didn't realise it was still there.
I can't believe she ACTUALLY roofied us
>>29062445fuck off
>>29062388So why answer with "unitychad here" if someone asks who your favorite is? You can appreciate all 5 girls and still appreciate one or two of them slightly more than the others.
>>29062452She's desperate
>>29062458She gave us a funny tasting drink and we don't know what it is yet
FUCK BIRDS AND FUCK GOBLINS
>>29062461I fucking hate birds.
>>29062458Everything
>>29062245I have never claimed to like them equally, I don't, there's one girl I don't even really watch, but I still appreciate her and think shes a good person, but mainly, I'm not an anti or a shitposter.
>>29062445GuraHad thoughts but never did it, knives are scary
>>29062421Someone needs to check 5ch to see what they think.
>>29062430She's talking to us like to a child, this is gonna be some lucky shota
How am I supposed to remember this date if you drug me you stupid Reaper
>>29061012
>>29062461OHNONONONO DEADBEATS WE GOT TOO COCKYRISE UP BIRD CHADS
>>29062445AmeOh yeah, all the time. Right now even.
>>29062245are you really so out of material that you're trying to pick on unity now? That's fucking sad, man. Also, this >>29062388
>>29062438>>29062460>>29062469I don't know. I think it'll piss off autists if you go to /hlg/ with that name.
>>29062445>Ina>Had thoughts about it but obviously I haven't done it, and who even gives a shit, this survey is a dumb one.
>>29062452She's a very lonely women surrounded by herbivores and dykes.
>>29062334I drink it then ask for another
>>29062436You think Teamates care about shit like this?
>$11AUD wine>expensiveI mean I wouldn't bother going that high, but it's not a $20+ bottle of wine.
I have never seen anyone order a hamburger at a restaurant.
>>29062464
>Hobbies?Well?
>>29062445Everyone had thought about it at least once, come on what's this garbage survey
I want Mori to roofie me on the first date and wake up halfway through her riding my dick so hard I can feel my pelvis cracking. Yes, yes I do.
DO YOU HAVE, HOBBY?
Squirrel's English is miles better than the other IDs. Her voice is also beautiful.
>Smash Bros.Gura! Run!
>>29062445>Gura>Daily basis
>>29062461>>29062496Hold still fucking bird
>>29062245Unity has nothing to do with favorites. I have preferences, but I appreciate and support all the girls.
I have a huge smile on my face, wtf...
>>29062522So you never went to a burger place? By which I don't mean McD or BK, but an actual burger restaurant.
>>29062522I have. They give you a massive thing you can't eat without cutting it up a bit. Make your own burgers instead
>>29062473I don't, I reply with who my favourite is. But I'm all in favour of unityposting 'cause there's enough negativity in these threads and I wanna support all the girls.
>this chicken moaning
>>29061105>>29061898>>29061680>These posts are the same anon as>>29062111
>>29062445AmeI've had thoughts about it, but I actually don't want to die. I'd rather just start over
>>29062542I don't get it
>>29062445fuck off attention whore
>>29062437>>29062446Hey. Her thinking like a poorfag is a good thing. She won't get drunk with wealth.
I'm fucking laughing my ass at chat's hobbies.Deadbeats are definitely the faggots who hid their powerlevel at high school.
>>29061295Debut: Amelia > Gura > Ina > Kiara > MoriNow : Mori > Gura > Ina > Kiara >>>> >>>>>>>>> Amelia (please graduate)
>>29062445AmeActively harming myself? No. But sometimes I wish it would be better if I just didn't wake up.
God, mori is such a nigger...
I feel like she's actually a little flustered. We're totally getting a second date. Take notes teamates.
>>29062473legit based
>>29062464>becoming and old, drunk, cat womanI don't want to live in this world anymore
>I like trains
Reminder that Mori hates pathetic otaku who are only attracted to moe avatars and hates herself for stooping low enough to pander to them. She looks down upon the very deadbraps that continue to white knight for her in every thread. You are just a dollar sign to her, a necessary evil that she has to put up with in order to jumpstart her music career outside of hololive.It must be so degrading for her to do a stream like this.
>>29062445MoriI've thought about it a few times in life but I'm too much of a pussy and every single method for suicide sounds either painful or too unreliable, and I don't want to be "rescued" and live life as a vegetable.
>I like trainsShe actually read it boys... this cringe fucker really is a Thomas fanboy
>>29062522Never met a person who always orders stuff like hamburgers or spaghetti from the kids menu because they don't like ethnic food?
Well at least she's doing better than that one Cuphead journo.
Chicken moans, that's what I'm talking about.
>>29062223Take it upon yourself to ritualpost this, anon. It’s your duty. The people deserve to know.
>>29062530Imagine the bizarre concoction she'd have to hit you with that both KOs you and also makes you reliably hard.
Man this stream. I feel like I have transcended to new reality, I don't know what to think
Poor Pekora, Korone is savage as fuck, God bless.
>>29062245I can't pick one because they're all great in their own way. Just because you can't stop comparing people doesn't mean everyone does.
>>29062445MoriYes, though I've had some mad philisophical change I suddenly gave myself during my state of depression and no matter how bad things are will strive to survive
>I like trains*SMASH*
>train autists in chatoh no
>>29062586thats why this stream is so good anon.
>>29062445KiaraSince middle school, not like it maters.
>>29062389>overlap with dog and rabbit, This is the last straw, clearly korone and pekora don't care about hololive enough to not overlap their senpai's major events. I always knew they were just using Hololive to further their own goals of Yubi collection and founding the sovereign nation of Pekoland.
>I like trains tooAll the signs of autism are falling into place....
>Mori likes trains >literal train autistOkay everybody panic she really did drug us
Mori is perfect for me
Do you think that Mori could unironically get a parasocial relationship with chat from this stream?
Imagine looking at this stream and still thinking Ame isn't shit.
Chicken noises are an absolute blessing.
>>29062245unity isn't about liking everyone equally, but not shitting on anyone.
>waiter-kun>kun
>>29062611youre so sad
>>29062622Yes. She's but still leagues away from Kiara and Amelia.
>>29062586Every single part of this post makes my dick hard.
>>29062561https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign
>>29062561Mao ordered a shit load of sparrows to be killed because they'd eat crops
>>29062622Kiara has already so yeah why not?
>>29062445AmeYes
>Waiter getting touchy with my dateI will fuck you up wagie
>>29062445KiaraNot at all
Good I enjoy reap dates
>>29062597All those tips on concoction brewing from Amelia are finally paying off. Gonna go get date-raped by my Mori later.
>>29062586If XV's all-male cast was its only problem it'd be a great game. I'm still mad about it.
>>29062622It wouldn't be surprising
>>29062558deadbeats are in a constant state of culling the weak, do not interfere
>>29062473because fuck antis
>>29062615kek
Kiara's game actually looks pretty good.
JUST A REMINDERPREPARE TO HATE HER AGAIN TOMORROW
>>29062586Based, I like a girl with some fire.
>blue curry
This whole damn stream has been cringe kino
>>29062586shut up anon just let me pretend!!
>Tons of people posting """game design""" as their hobbyDo you guys REALLY?
Sakuna's VA sounds like Satania.Pretty sure it is Satania. Good, I like that VA's work.
>>29062445AmeI thought about it twice in my young teens but realized I'm basically a slave to my guilt and obligations to my parents and don't feel like letting them down
This is an English learning stream?
>>29062672we're gonna make it bros
I WANT MORI TO VORE ME ON OUR DATE.
>>29062561Early on in the communist occupation in China there was an oopsie involving birds and a few tens of millions people dead. Examine the Four Pests Campaign and the Great Leap Forward.
>>29062586Cope
Why is she roleplaying? Why are you like this Mori? Holy shit I can't take this is adorable.
>>29062676Its conversational practice
I wonder what THHK would think of this stream
>>29062676She's trying to groom the nips
>>29062667>tomorrow for sure!
>>29062667It's really pathetic that you people want to ruin her stream for everyone right now
>>29062667threads are gonna be a shithole for a few days arent they
>>29062676It started as one, but then Mori started having fun with my date with her
>>29062615>streaming on dog hoursthis is the proof that all the holos are a bunch of jews
>>29062676She's just going through her script while reading chat at this point.
>>29062688cope
This girl was made to be princess carried.
the japs call waiters "sebastian", right?
>>29062586To be fair seeing /v/ on flames for a while because XV didnt have a seasonal waifu was hilarious.I also didnt realize how genuinely mad people were about it until I tried to check my socials at the time.
>>29062669Is blue curry a real thing? It looks absolutely revolting
>>29060954Fucksake, I can hear it in my head in Clarksons voice.
Why are you eating this mori
>>29062676>Games>Hobbies>Park>Ordering food>Conversation with cute girlIt's covered a lot of topics
>>29061957>>29062075is she turning into a philosopher stone?
Debut: Gura>Ina>Kiara>Ame>MoriNow: Gura=Ame=Ina>cringe tolerance > Kiara>Mori
>>29062672How’s that any different than “musician” or “artist”?
>Takamoripottery
>>29062676Yes.We're about to learn what do to when a waiter throws a burger in your date's face.Very educational.
>>29062676She's teaching asian men how to pick up white women, but it only works on her specifically.
>>29062617>Wake up with her riding your dick and asking if you like her big caboose
>>29062667as if I'd ever hate my boy
>>29062372>Hello im Mori Calliope, and I fuck kiara so you don't have to
>>29062676No it is a date
>>29062245Unity is more like "be happy that everyone is having success while still having favorites" rather than "I like only this few girls and don't give a shit about the rest".
>>29062691"Whito piggo needs to give me more free labor"
>>29062667Oh man, I’m gunna have to reset my router for this one.
>>29062558Meido, don't out reveal Sacred Plan.
>>29062586Based
>Breaks a pong machine>Bird flies in her face>Had to resort to slipping her date a roofie>Waiter flings a burger at her>Glugging wine straight from the bottle in the middle of a busy restaurant
>>29061957>>29062075>>29062721its just a dick jokebegone chang
Mori took us to a shit restaurant and gave us food poisoning!
>>29062667Gigguk's content is just repurposed old /a/ memes made more accessible for a majority audience and he really isn't that bad, just a shame about his following.
Korone and Peko have amazing chemistry, they basically just scream at each other
>>29062745Sounds like a party
>Takamori is in Kiara's gameWell, that's a coincidence.
I hope this piece of shit waiter ends up homeless
>>29062445MoriI think this question is kinda dumb. I mean, everyone *thought* about it, probably the moment they realised it is possible. And no, never attempted and not going to.
Is Mori always this retarded?
IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWWWW
What the fuck is that?!
>>29062749What did he mean by this?
>>29062558That was a joke post anon, the one with the bird...I want to kill myself still
I want her to channel this autism in her other streams too, this is peak cringe kino.
>>29062737But... I want too
>mori has the limited edition sonic curry
>>29062762Do not worry. Mori will temporarily go off hiatus to deal with him
>>29062745Riot of a date, don't claim you wouldn't be down for it
This has turned into full on RP now.
aaahhhh~~
>yelling at the waiterWhat are you going to ask to see the manager next? You know there's a name for women like that but I can't seem to remember it.
AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND FEEDING ME HOTPOCKETSTHIS IS THE LIFE
Why is she acting like such a Ka... soccer mom.
>>29062745>scuffed af date>now she's offering hot pockets100% on brand
>Mori being a Carrot
>hot pocketsSHE'S HERE
>Literally feeding us hotpocketsI think we've hit new levels of pathetic.
SHE EATS THEM FOR FREE
>>29062753>EOPs have no idea how awkward they're being
Akirose's butt impression
>Mori feeding you Hot PocketsAutismkino.
I expect this kind of content from watson and not mori
>chat, do you like hot pockets>I'll feed them to youMORI, I'M NOT A FUCKING JANNY
>Do you like Hot Pockets?>I will feed them to youWell, never let it be said she doesn't know her audience.
>>29062740is mori really doing it for free?
Rubbing food in my face... not cool
>>29062761what, a character with that name?
>>29062791I think it's Stacy, or Becky
Mori feeding me hot pockets straight out of the oven..
I just tuned in and what the fuck am I watching, I want to watch KoroPeko but I can't tear myself away
>>29062745that's my wife for ya
>>29062745Is this why she doesn't date? Does she really imagine dates as being a string of embarrassing moments?
>>29062791She knows what she's doing
wtf we were the jannies all along?
>>29062766This isn't even the most retarded she's been
>Feeding sliced out rotting vaginas directly into our mouthsWhat the absolute fuck!?
>>29062558Let's be honest.All Mori antis would date her IRL in a heartbeat if given the chance.
Why is her food blue?
Honestly this entire date thing is garbage, Mori should just fuck off.
this is cringe...do deadbeats really?
Cringe virgin dates are based
>>29062745That's our boy
>>29062808You are now. Start cleaning up these shitty threads.
>>29062787She's absolutely just fulfilling her fantasy
>>29062781Anon my dude, you do not11 herbs and spices aint covering up that shit
My oshi just force fed me hot pockets, I've fucking made it bros
>>29062718AME AND GURA MASTER CHESSINA DRAWS A MAPKIARA BECOMES A FARMERAND MORI, GOES ON A DATE
>>29062804*sniff*
>>29062835She ordered blue curry apparently.
You guys aren't drunk on a Thursday morning are you?
Bros, she's literally feeding me
>>29062810I wouldn't be surprised if she did it out of one sided love
>>29062836no tip for you wagie
>>29062835
>>29062791>You know there's a name for women like that but I can't seem to remember it.I think it's Kiara
>>29062667The three of em are pretty chill and I look forward to their casual conversation with Mori
>>29062804jesus, what I'd give to be this chair
>practicing dating for kiara?>NO. this is my date with chatBased.
>>29062495xi-sama
>>29062835Because she loves eating blue waffles
>>29062840You’re doing it right now
>>29062797She sounds like she's having a blast.
>>29062787Always has been.
>>29062725You can draw and play music live.
>>29062704Depends on the podcast itself. We've known about it for a while so the initial shock isn't there, there will be shitposting about it for sure but I don't think we'll reach full meltdown level.
>>29062791She is the final evolution. Barb
Artia can draw?
Mori has been taking lessons from the Architect
>>29062806Ame is a shit gf
Shes feed us like three meals worth of food now, is Mori a feeder fetishist?
>>29062804What do you think it smells like?
>>29062718Give me until next thread and I'll edit Kiara's face onto Clarkson's
>>29062854its 6 pm my man
>>29062710Why'd you delete the first one?
>>29062791I see what you did there
Is this realy her "normal" voice? It sounds so forced and cringe and I cant watch her streams for more than 5 mins without tabling out
I FEEL WEAK, HELP
What a stunning display of industrial-strength autism. Sasuga Mori.
>fell asleep after 30 mins during the collab>vod is 3 hours longoh god, did they play chess?
>>29062854>thursday morningnigger it's friday morning
>>29062840I'm not into the whole GFE thing, I just like when she makes cute noises, or does shit like list off big smokes order from memory
>>29062882Everyone can draw anon! Even you!
>>29062835Feddie standard.
>>29062848Keep the spices anon I'm going in RAW
FUCK MORI SHE'S A DUMB BITCH THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE FUCK MORI FUCK MORI FUCK MORI FUCK MORI FUCK MORI
>One more because chat is hungryI think chat is thirsty, but sure.
>>29062823Mori must be like one of those girls in awkward teenage romcom movies where she's incredibly awkward in trying to successfully get the cool popular guy through a series of convoluted hijinks.
Mori has been keeping ham, lettuce, and cheese hotpockets in her pockets this while time during the date.Along with the smell of pit sweat from anxiety, she has reeked like grease and ham throughout this date.You are going to get ecoli from the lettuce, but it's okay. You eat it anyway.The hotpockets are lukewarm. If they hadn't been kept warm by the radiating heat from her hips, they'd be cold.If you close your eyes, you swear there's an extra seasoning of salt on the soggy lukewarm hotpocket. Little did you know, that's from her sweat. The sweat she's been dripping with sweat this entire date.
>>29062891I replied cope to the one saying cope to a shitpost because it wasn't an appropriate reply
>>29062899FUCK YEAH THEY DID
>>29062871My girlfriend Mori!
>>29062899You know it
>>29062893No, shes talking slow and stilted for ESL'sIts supposed to be english practice
>>29062893she's doing her normal voice but slowed down and spaced out so its easier to comprehend for non-native english speakers
>bagelOY VEY
>>29062910Hey bro...Your daily meds.
>peanut butter burger
Surprised she hasn't been thrown out of the restaurant for bringing her own food
>I don't understand why humans have to listen to what the gods sayDid she just reject the entire Japanese pantheon?
You can't bring food at at restaurant in most places Calli
>>29062669
>tfw no bagel sandwich made by my autistic gf
>>29062893It's the "English for Japs" voice
>>29062899The time warp is real.
>>29062725they have something to show for it
>>29062910Is this a red herring?
Yo, did she bring a bagel sandwich and hot pockets inside her purse into this restaurant?
Okay. Look. I actually prefer Mori's GFE to Ame's GFE and I'm a Teamate. She's actually responding to and considering the chat who she's taking on a date. This GFE done right is exquisite, bros. Deadbeats are blessed with their holo.
Holy shit she made me a sandwich, literally a perfect woman
>>29062882Yes, she's done a few drawing streams. I'd put her at Kiara tier, maybe Iofi tier.
>>29062943Thanks doc
>>29062885Good for sex though
http://poal.me/7v847chttp://poal.me/7v847chttp://poal.me/7v847c
>Don't leave a bad review on Yelp, they're trying their best!So much for the Karen narrative.
>>29062871My Mori is so heterosexual, I love her. Yurifags begone.
>>29062893This is the voice she uses to teach literal children English.
>>29062943Thanks Doc
>Korone and Pekora actually getting alongI thought they were supposed to hate each other, bros
>birdpostingkinda funny ngl
>>29062925Please bro, I already did my fapping reps today.
>>29062899They did but it wasn't kino in the slightest. It was the worst part of the stream.
Why didn't she order the calamari?
>>29062851Well played anon, Ive lost it.
>>29062108Jesus, I’m not even into her sexually and I think that tongue scar is fucking hot, is there something wrong with me?
>>29062943Fucking lmao, nicu anon
>>29062967Imagine not being able to enjoy Ame's neglect play.
>>29062967At least Watson didn't roofie me when we went out on a date, and we went to a classy place, not some shit fusion restaurant where they serve blue curry, tonkatsu and hotpockets.
>>29062981Gura doesn't even exist
>>29063005It probably sucks in Japan.
>>29062910If a bird sent Mori a fat red Aka, would she still be able to chase it down to thank it properly?
Why is everyone hating on this? Ame did this too. I know it's literally nothing compared to Ame's, but this feels like Noel's baby milking tier, better or worse.
>>29062965She brought a bottle of champagne to an arcade, what do you think?
>>29062925>Little did you know, that's from her sweat. The sweat she's been dripping with sweat this entire date.My dick
WHO THE FUCK MADE MORI SAD
Chat you always say you like it, don't fuck up my date like this!
It almost bothers me how pretty Ayame is.I think she might legit have my favorite live2d in holo. Really beautiful eyes, face, cute small mouth. Great outfit too.
>>29062924Given her level of aspergers I wouldn't be at all shocked to find out that's exactly how she thinks she's supposed to act in order to appeal to men she's interested in
>>29062967You said as if Ame will listen to her chat.
>>29062967When's Amelia taking you lads out for your second date? Didn't she promise another chance?
Botan abandoned Lamy.
>>29062997Themed shitposting based entirely on the context of the current stream is the best part of being in these threadslotrgg when
Is Mori's BGM from a tales of game?
Just tuned in to the Date, this actually seems like way more of a GFE than anything Ame ever did. Or is it just the contrast with how Mori usually acts?
>>29063008You're straight as an arrow anon
>>29062943Arigato Tori
>>29062981Gura has a powerful little gremlin inside that she wants to let out so bad
I though you said kusotori did low numbers because of the time slot but our bro seems to be doing just fine
>>29062981How are any of them fake?Why dont people do their archive reps?
>>29063020Is that how she stays a virgin?
>>29063014None of these are pros. Imagine dating the daterape detective and she doesnt drug or rape you.
>difficult is just "low" and "default"thats when you know you are about to get raped
>Wait, aren't the Samurai supposed to protect people?She's realizing what a mess they were.
>>29063046Mori doesn't have an inner gremlin constantly seeping out
>>29062995Go back to hlg, they are the ones who believe those shitty narratives.
At least they didn't make Aki into a gothic lolita, I guess?
>I've never been on a date before.DU U RLLY?
>>29062967Tbh Ame's was by far superior and I'm a Deadbeat.
>>29062893She used her normal voice right after that bird attack.
CHIRP CHIRP MOTHERFUCKERNO GHOSTLINGS BELOW THIS POINT======================================================================================================================================================================================================
Someone hypothosized earlier that Mori was once an English teacher in Japan. Does this stream confirm or deny that? Do they teach like this?
New Aki looks... wierd
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENTCALLIOPE MORI IS BAD AT VIDEO GAMES
AKI JUST SHOWED HER BOYFRIEND ON STREAM
>>29061989she embraced the joke a while ago didnt she?she parodied it a few minutes ago with peanuts peanuts
You're pity-dating an autistic femcel when this dude comes up and motorboats her. What do?
I can't believe this bitch's stream took up another thread slot.
>>29063066What a chad!
>>29063081>was onceTry 'still is'.
>>29063081Brain reps, anon
>The Real Slim Shady
>>29062967Honestly Im enjoying this way too much. This is almost as kino as Veibae's ms paint dates.
>>29063053In relation to the other ENs, but as a whole none of the ENs do particularly bad
>>29062967What makes Amelia special is those rare moments where she's actually nice to you. She wants you to fight. You don't get anything easily from her. She's the last one who would give her chat kisses too.But when you get something it feels rewarding and special. Plus that whole banter-type of relationship is kinda fun in its own way.
>>29062885That why she feels so real
How's 5ch/JOPs opinion on English date?
>>29063053She also does low numbers due to debuff games. The other day she had good viewers on Sunshine.
>>29063074
Stop trying to fuck Mori!!!
>>29063081Anon-chama...
Romantic song choice Calli..
>>29063074START PRAYIN' BOY
>>29063074I love my Mori
>>29063038I wish, some of the best threads
>>29061177I fucking love Shuba's voice though imagine getting hard filtered like that.
>>29062669I feel like this will hurt your colon.
>>29063053This is bird numbers, broIna and Ame get double that shit, and Gura like three times or four times that.
>>29063053She has 100k+ more subs of course she'll have more than the bird.
.....................Mori...................
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING TIP
>>29063094I can't believe aki was a guy this whole time...
>>29063081>hypothosizedShe's literally talked about it on stream
>>29063081In what other way could this autist get a visa? Her animation degree?
walk her home gently guys
Pekora's thigh meat
>>29063081She had basically said it already on stream before even doing an english teaching stream
>you pay for Mori's dinner>YO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BIG UPS TO THIS CHAD THANKS FOR THE AKASUPA HOMIE I LITERALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIRST
I'M WALKING MORI HOME GENTLYBYE FAGGOTS
>>29063123try to stop me faggot
>>29063081>wasAnd yes, further confirmed
>already been over an hourGod damn what?
>Walking Mori to home gently
>>29063081She actually confirmed it herself directly a little while ago.
So I guess Anti-posts really are for the birds.
>>29062981>people voting Ina periodthe fuck is wrong with you
If I put my penis in her titsWill I die?
Are deadbraps the most thin skinned fanbase out there? You say one bad thing about their oshi and they suddenly come and white knight her. Holy fuck, just accept she has some faults but that you still love her, this is why doxxbraps exist.
I'll walk Calli home. Gently, if you catch my meaning
>>29063038God these threads are good when everyone gets into it like /lotrgg/ or A Color Out of Space
Diagonal
>>29063053She gets 15-17k when she isn't overlapping with every single JP. That's still lower than Ame and Ina who usually stream in otherwise dead hours and pull 20-22k.
>>29063110>Veibae's ms paint datesI don't anything can ever compare to that.
>>29063096Go to a restaurant and eat the hotpocket she was keeping in her pocket for me
>>29063152
>walk her homedoes she know the meme?
>all these simps paying and no hotel tripwew
>not GodzillaMori pls
>>29063056She's in Japan that's how
Exhibitionism time
Mori lives in a forestLol
>Walking through the forest at the nightRapist coming?
>In the middle of the forest.Oh shit she's gonna murder us ain't she
>>29063182Chimkin, don't look...
wait i've seen this path before...
>"I forgot my wallet, can you cover supper">immediate rain of superchatsMONEYORI
>>29062964Pretty sure a herring is a fish, not a bird.
>walk me home>middle of a forestshe's gonna rape us
>>29063081JET english teachers are not actually teachers, they are more like assistants pronunciation clowns to the actual english jap teacher in the room. Most of the time they act like baby sitters for the kids.
Imagine after having a date with Mori and she sends you this afterwads: YO BIG-UPS TO YOU FOR GOING TO A DATE WITH ME. ALSO BIG-UPS FOR THAT AKASUPA DINNER :}
>>29061012All of the new outfits lately have been shit.
>we almost forgot dessert!>next time.THERE'S GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME!!!
>>29063142I want to fuck that bird
>keeps firmly rejecting propositions to go to a hotel or back to my place>but never stops being affectionateFuck's sake Mori, you know how to reject someone's advances gently, why are you so bad at the tsundere act with Kiara?
>>29063053Gura does 50k+ viewers, dudeIsn't she supposed to be the runnerup in the EN branch, so why is she doing far less and Ina and Ame, and even the fucking bird at times?
>>29063182
>>29063158Nani the f-word did you just f-word say about me, you little gook? THANKS FOR THE AKA I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Reaping School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Heartbreak City, and I have over 9001 confirmed kills. I HAVE NO MONEY I am trained in sick beats and I'm the top rapper in the entire Apple iStore. You are nothing to me but just another soul to reap. THAT'S REALLY SWEET THANK YOU I will wipe you the f-word out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth or the underworld, mark my f-word-ing words. NEW MEMBER THANKS FOR JOINING You think you can get away with saying that kuso to me over Among Us? Think again, f-word-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret demon crew across Nippon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. GIVE ME MONEY The storm that reaps out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f-word dead, little one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can reap you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare feet. KEEP THE SUPACHAS COMING Not only am I extensively trained in scythe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Anituber podcast and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little kusa. AKA AKA AKA If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kudastop your f-word tongue. HEAR MY OBNOXIOUS RECORDER SOUNDS But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying with your soul, you goddamn bakadiot. I will shit Big Kusa all over you and you will drown in it. MONEY You're f-word dead, little one. PEACE.
>>29063181
>Stop laughing on Ens mistakes calling them cuteDon't you realize it? It's actually hurting their feelings.Remember when you're a toddler being unable what's going on and adults around you said things you couldn't comprehend, and laughed on you smiling. You felt you were insulted, right?That's what's happening to Ens on a daily basis. They are crying in their heart even though they superficially keep their cheerful smile.You may say that's not such a big deal, and everybody has grown up into an adult in that way. But that's because you're pressed to your mom's breast in a heartbeat when you're about to cry. And that's why Ens always looking for a bosom to jump in, but some of them simply don'thave breasts. Be considerate to them please.
HAND HOLDINGSAYONARA VIRGINS
>>29063178Shes like so boring man...
I'm holding my dates hand! later virgins!
HANDHOLDING WITH MORI
>Hand holding on first dateDROPPEDDROPPED
>didn't say no to a princess carryCalli is the girliest dork
>there's my hand down there, you know what to do>unzips dick
Is Kiara using the holy rainment wrong or is it supposed to be a scuffed webswing that seems situational as hell?
>>29063207>the suicide forest is the gateway to the underworld that Mori uses to get to Japan
MORI NO
>>29062893Hey yo yo yo wassup my Homie, is this WhAt kids find coOl tOdAy, cus you know ama rapper n shit, kek
>Can you hold my hand? Sure! You can hold it!My heart's gonna fucking burst holy shit
>she wants me to hold her handlater virgins
>>29063181>Are deadbraps the most thin skinned fanbase out there?No, that would be KFPs or, judging, by the recent events, chumbuds
>>29063223>Implying she wouldn't sprint to your house to do it in person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otrH5hxJ2GE
i cant believe Akirose just leaked HolostarsEN gen0
Ghostrider comin'
HES BACK!!!!
GHOST RIDER IS GONNA FUCK MY GIRL
Ghostrider NTRLETS GO
ENTER
GHOSTRIDER NO
We've got half of it inside lads
ITS FUCKING GHOST RIDER
what the fuck Calli is getting raped
OKAY BOYS THIS IS IT, WE HAVE TO FIGHT OFF THE BIKERS
God, she's so fucking cute today, I'm not one to Gosling but goddamn I'm falling for her...
>>29063182Kiara believed in you Peko... she trusted you... how could you do this?
NTR BY GHOSTRIDER
>>29063287Take your fucking name off
>>29063237We've been throught this so many times anon...Most subs are for the music.
Mori this better not be a jumpscare
>>29063184>>29063132Just gotta get creative with shitposting and things're a lot more fun
Who the fuck is this Chad guy?
I studied female psychology and dating and everything about this date with Mori is wrong.
>>29063237Streaming during JP prime time versus the other 3 having all of NA eating out of the palm of their hands.
>Hold Mori's handSee you later virgins
>>29063123Tell Mori to stop trying to fuck ME
>>29063261I'm glad I asked her.
OH GOD IT'S THE STALKER AGAIN KIARA WHAT DID YOU DO
He Comes
GHOST RIDER NTR
DAMN THIS GHOSTCHAD
>>29063237Music gimmick and lack of streams/variety means she'll end up getting a tonne of deadsubs.
HAHAHAHA
I WONT LET YOU KEK ME YOU BASTARD
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
ENTER GHOSTRIDER
Guys, why is ghost rider wrecking my date?
OH NO NO NO
Its an OC deviant art episode.
LOL HOLY FUCK
literally cucked by Ghost Riderkill me
OH GOD NTR
IT'S HIM!
CUE BEAT'EM'UP MINIGAME
>>29063335TEMEEEEE
oh my god there he is!
>>29063001>>29063027When you two get ready to leave the restaurant, you reach out for her hand. Her hands are so clammy from a mixture of nervousness and excitement.When she gets up, you catch a glimpse at her seat. The leather on the seat has a sheen on it from the sweat from her ass during the date.As you walk home past the street lights, Cali reaches her arms above her head to stretch exposing her armpits to you. You can tell from the slight stubble on her pits that she shaved last night in anticipation for this date. It was no match for her thick pit hair, but she still tried. You could also see a faint outline of deodorant marks near her ribcage on the black fabric of the bodice of her dress.
FUCKING GHOST RIDER
>>29063248>Ayame pictures don't have bird heads crudely edited over her faceA little disappointing to be honest.
this is so fucking stupid
JESAS!
Is this how NTR works?
>>29063330UOOOOOOH
TASKUTEEEEE
Is this turning into NTR?
HE'S JUST STANDING THEREMENACINGLY
>>29063337Yeah I can see where this is going
>the actual ghost riderMORI NOTHE COPYRIGHTS
IT'S HIM
This fucking stream is so retardedI love it
Holy fucking kek
She really put a lot of effort into this stream holy shit.
>>29061295>ame highest gains Just goes to show how good she is at carrying such a generic design. Imagine mori or kiara having her design and they'd be hololive ID level
LMAO FUCK I HAD HEADPHONES ON
MALE SKELETON VOICE IN MY MORI STREAM
LOUD
>ghost riderNTR arc fuck this
maybe I'll just watch the Kiara stream
OH NO NO NO NO NO HELP ME BROS GHOST RIDER IS KEKING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>the fucking voice changerI'm fucking dying
Oh shit Johny is here to NTR chat.
BROS HOLY SHIT MY SIDES!
>>29063181Did you forget the among us collab? Chumbuds literallt harassed iofi and risu for not translating well enough
>>29063066>>29062495>>29063091>>29063291
Well fuck I have to leave, hope you bros have a good time with the other streams and this one ends well
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING HELL I LOVE THIS BITCH
holy shit that voice, this is fucking incredible
>>29063237Mostly timing, her vods get good numbers.
>Yo you wanna go to the hotelHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEK THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
We have just hit a level of cringe scientists believed to be UNIMAGINABLE
Tfw GhostRider cucks us
>>29063352>deadbraps getting cuckedPottery
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>29063335He cums!!!
Dude fuck that Mori I'm not tangling with Ghost Rider
WHAT THE FUCCCK AM I WATCHING AAAAAAA
LMAO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not a big Mori fan but this is pretty funny
AYO HOL UP
WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS?
>Chat, you have say 'Fuck off Ghost Rider!"Reminder, this is an english learning stream.
OH GOD GHOST RIDER IS A NIG-
HE APPEARS
JESUS FUCK MY SPEAKERS MORIFUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
Im actually cringing physically
GHOST RIDER WHAT THE FUCK
GETTTING KEKED BY NIGGER GHOST RIDER
BACK THE FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER
>ay yo>ghost rider is a niggerHoly shit you can't make this up
This date has been a wild ride I love it
fucking dora the explorer shit> SAY FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
FIGHTING GHOST RIDER FOR MORI
Oh my god she's actually NTRing chat with Ghost RiderI mean, honestly, props for effort
So no one is watching Kiara, huh?
FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well this is getting struck, jesus christ what a retard.
>>29063420PURE KINO!
>actual NTR dateTHE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>risu using the ayunda voice
>>29063118They are too busy with PeKoro and bashing suisei design
I'm fucking dying, holy shit
Sick. Dora the Explorer is my favorite dating sim
would you NTR ghost rider
I'm leaving with Ghostrider guys, later
God this woman is such a fucking shitposter
I'M HAVING A FUCKING STROKE RIGHT NOW
GHOST RIDER, I KNEEL.
Yeah this is funnier than Ame's GFE
why are people here so obsessed with NTR?
>KEK'D BY GHOSTRIDER
I love my Mori
>>29063452who?
wow ghost riders a bitch
Enjoyable cringe stream.
I can't believe I'm being NTR'd by Ghost Rider of all fucking niggas...
GHOSTRIDER NO SWIPIN>GHOSTRIDER NO SWIPINGHOSTRIDER NO SWIPIN>GHOSTRIDER NO SWIPINGHOSTRIDER NO SWIPIN>GHOSTRIDER NO SWIPIN
I'm fucking dying
>Ghostrider looking kinda... hotAUIBHKskbgsafuoasfaffas
i'm fucking dying
>>29063435>Im actually cringing physicallyThats our Mori!
YES WE BEAT GHOSTRIDER
>>29061623Not funny anon.
Deadbraps, I'm sorry for all the wrong I've done you in the past, this is a 10/10 experiencet. chumbud
>Haha this voiceThis is not funny
>>29063452Is kiara currently under threat of NTR from a flaming skeleton?
What the fuck was that
>>29063325Mori is not a normal woman. this has been made clear.
>>29063181That would be chumflakes and then deadbraps
Is this the funniest HoloEN moment? Jesas...
Absolute kino.
>>29063452Watching both my guy
>>29063490What is this? A kusotori for ants?>>29063504Are you frustrated?
Fuck OFF ghost rider
I'm gonna level with you guys. Mori is my least favorite, but this is fucking great.
>we scared off Ghost Rider and scored points with MoriYeah, you know, I'm kinda a CHAD or something.
I was juuuuust about to close it when that happened. Holy shit that was hysterical.
>>29063504Fuck off kraut
This actually looks and sounds like a shitty porno, terrible acting and all. Where's the cook?
>>29063325Go on.
>>29063435I'm simultaneously cringing and laughing my sides off, is thisCringe Kino?
>>29063432based
Makes me wish Ame would have had more time for her arcade date. She said she had to quickly put it together just beforehand but originally planned on a lot more cutscenes.
I'M FUCKING FALLING OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING HOLY SHIT
Kiara is about to plow the fields and cultivate samurais.
>>29063372>Anon, thank you so much for the wonderful day at the arcade>Really dude, youre so sweet, like thanks so much man>And you walked with me as well, its like wow, thats amazing, I really appreciate it>But my BF is here now and we will go have some fun together, alright>Catch you some other time, alright? Take care, man man>*fist bumps you, but misses*
I really find it funny how she sneaked in an akasupa thanks while being autistic lol
>>29063480100%, even as a Teamate who hates Mori I can agree
>WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKERKiara please veterans day was yesterday
SHE SAID THE THINGTHE CRINGE THING
>deadbeat paid ghost rider to leaveCuckbeats...
This stream is cringe central. I love it
ONE MORE GHOST RIDER REJECTED
TEEHEE
Mori is just writing her own fanfic
Imagine if the stream ended up with Ghost Rider NTRing us.
>>29063493Archive this stream before it gets *No archive* due to copyrights
I need to keep doing my lifting reps until I'm big enough to kick the shit out of that faggot ghostrider and not get NTR'd by him
Remember, there were people who said that JOPs were going to use this to learn how to date in English
GHOSTRIDER DROPPED HIS CHOCOLATE DICK
Mori, Pocky Day is over.........
>>29063546Very much in character, though.
>This motherfucker slaps your oshi in the assWhat do you do?
Doki doki just like one of my korean comic books
inb4 privated because el copyright
Did she just pick a stick of pocky up off the ground, that's not going anywhere near my mouth
>>29063536>*fist bumbs you but misses and punches you*ftfy
>>29063546AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK
OH GOD THE POCKY
>>29063510Nevermind the funniest, Its the cringiest for sure
>Ghostrider dropped something>Eating pocky off the groundIt's just a stick with mud on it holy shit
Deadbeats....i kneel
FUCK YEAH HE DROPPED AOME LOOT
POCKY KISS
>>29063546I think he was paying ghostrider for a night at the hotel.
>eating pocky from the floor
>eating food off the groundmori is disgusting
please stay away from my queen
>>29063546>Voong
floor pocky
This shit is hilarious. How is Ame going to top this?
How old is Aki Rose anyway?She sounds like a MILF
Oh shit a ciggy lemme have a chuff
>>29061567Kiara is an actual lesbian. A lesbian foreigner in Japan.
>date stream>barely any goslingsWhat's going on?
Oh fuck Mori please no I can't handle the pocky
>POCKYWTH, GHOSTRIDER'S OUR WINGMAN ALL ALONG!!?!?!?!
>Pocky>Pocky>she's gonna do the pocky thing with ghostrider's pockyI don't even know what's going on anymore
Floor pocky kiss, lets go!
>tune in>you're my hero, chat>come closer>pocky gameNice.
CHICKEN, LOOK AWAY
>>29063485She's typing most of those posts
This is amazing
>>29063566let him have her and me
>>29063556This is how you date an autistic girl
Put the pocky between your tits you SLUT
>>29063546>to leaveThey paid him to fuck him in an hotel
>>29063566Are you expecting me to fight this Chad? I'm horny but I'm not stupid.
DON'T EAT THE SHITSTICK
>>29063546
Will Disney/Marvel be ok with this?
>>29063566>give him $100s-sorry to bother you sir...
>>29063604It's too funny to gosling
I think Mori forgot about the English learning part
>>29063556>Rise of assault crimes>Victims found to be screaming FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER moments before being beaten
>>29063566I HIT HIM WITH A HOSE LIKE THE NIGGER HE IS
>they think death's apprentice fears germsThis dork reaper is having too much fun. Good for her.
>>29063452I am
>>29063278>>29063278This woman has zero shame. But then again, during the Ame date, it was chat that had to remind her that no respectful lady holds hands on the first date. That little harlot.
>>29063596She used to belly dance so probably early to mid thirties
Fucking slow mode
Don't eat pocky you find on the ground guys
>>29063546for once, pay piging was worth it.
>>29063536>*hits your face*>*gets really flustered and runs off**you cum*
>>29063546>deadbeat paid ghostrider to show up and lose a fightBasedbeats
Nice of mori to reenact her Gigguk date
> dora the explorer but dora's a big tiddy bitch and you fuck her at the endwhy did nobody stop her
>>29063604It's too hilarious to Gosling. My sides are obliterated.
>A full day after pocky dayEating stale pocky with our boy
>>29063561Damn it's thin
Licking the dirt off the Pocky so Calli can eat it!
POCKY GAME
CRINGEEEE KINOOOOO
>>29063605TRUST IN THE PLAN
>>29063566*Fire extinguishes your face*"Yo that movie sucked!"
>>29063604Mori can't decide if she want to do GFE or sketch comedy
>>29062025Incredibly based, Mori is a mindless whore who pretends to have actual thoughts
>>29063596Unironically 42
Calli almost said "Anon" instead of chat.
>>29063566FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
Quick who is going to show up to ruin our moment together this time?
Ghost Rider was actually looking out for us like a true friend. I wanna hang out with my new bro now...
>>29063604It's actually working.
>>29063658FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
>>29063627Where else are you gonna learn "Fuck off Ghosrider"?Good luck with your anki deck nerd rumao
>>29063658FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER
>>29063566FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER
>>29063640Hot
>>29063658fuck me ghostrider!
>pocky game with a floor pockyMORI STOP
How much do you think it cost Calli to get Nicolas Cage to lend her his voice?
So this is the cringekino I've heard about...
>>29063452She's not shadowbanned, it's 8AM PDT, 12PM JST, 4PM CET.
does Mori just read out all her superchats
>>29063658FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER
>Kiara actually said Welcome to the rice fieldsVery cool.
>>29063566walk off with my new HOTTER girlfriend
>>29063595Surprise Guest appearance by Gura to NTR chat?
>>29063604My heart belongs to Ame
I'm sucking Ghostrider Pocky...
>>29063658fuck off, ghost rider
>>29063613Based neet on the left cucking half this thread that's in delusional parasocial relationship with ame
>>29063604Because it's not depressingly awkward, it's awkwardly hilarious
Now I want Gosling in an Ame stream.
>>29063566FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER
Is Mori wondering where her life went wrong that she's doing this kind of stream, I wonder?
That is a blowjob....
>>29063536WHY DID YOU ROOFIE IF YOU WEREN'T GONNA RAPE ME MORI
WOAH
>>29063658FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER, SHE'S MINE
Risu is cute, she's just as addicted as Inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy-2C48yEpQ
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA GHOSTSLIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>29063658FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER!!
I'M GHOSTLINGS
>>29063604very bad timing you said that at
>>29063604It's fucking hilariousLove my boy in a non gay way, but she hella cute tonight, however shes making me laugh too much I won't go gosling for her
MORI'S SUCKING MY PENCIL DICK
HOLY SHIT THIS IS WAY TOO LEWD
>>29063658am i having a stroke what even is this stream? anyways...FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER
AAAAAAHHHHHHH NO MORE PLEASE MORI IM CURLING UP AAAAAHHHWHY DID GHOST RIDER DROP LOOT
KIARA HAS BEEN INFORMED OF MORI'S INFIDELITY
>>29063673What? Bullshit.
YOYOYO
>>29063566Smack him in the ass and invite him to Taco Bell.
Kinda jealous of you deadbeats, premium date stream right theret. eamate
Holy shit, dawg
Mori just ate ass pocky
???? Mori
Forest...
WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
>>29063579YOU
KEK
i came
God fucking damn I am dying
CRINGE KINO....
so I said>let me explain, this breadstick has NOT been in assesbut she did not believe me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS GHOST RIDER'S SHIT
I love this bitch
Why aren't in real life girls spontaneous like this in dating?
holy grass
>wow tastes like shit>was that up this mans ass or somethingholy based Mori
Mori actually put shit in her mouth...
>normal voice all of a suddenshe couldn't contain herself anymore10/10 literally crying with laughter
Just what i expected from mori
Sharing ass pocky with my date!
I can't believe we indirectly rimmed ghost rider
My bro made me taste shit...
>mori ate shit on streambrapbeats more like scatbeats
I love this fucking bitch
Yabbeats
GAP MOE KINO
>tastes like shit>is that mudSHE'S LITERALLY HERE
>Mori talking to chat like little kidsIs she on a date with a shota?
BLACKED.COM
I FUCKING LOVE THAT WOMAN
kino.... PURE KINO
Mori is a kino writer...
>>29063579You motherfucker
>is that mud?(Here)
EATING GHOST RIDER'S SHITTHIS WOMAN
>>29063727In a couple of years she'll wonder where her life went wrong when she realizes this was the closest she's ever come to a real date.
SHE IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOD UUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
is this the power of the gap?!?
>>29063665This is so much better than straight up gfe shit
>YO THIS TASTES LIKE ASSI'm dead
SAY HER NAME: https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt
>>29063658FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER.
>"Was that in his ass?">Mori ate Ghost rider's ass>ywn be ghost rider
>WE TASTED THE STICK THAT WAS UP GHOST RIDER'S ASSHOLECALL ME A FUCKING DOCTOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bros... I was so close to my screen...
FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER
Masterful character change. She's too good.
was this her best stream yet
>>29061295September 2020:Ame > Gura > Ina > Mori > KiaraNow:Gura > Ame > Kiara > Ina > Mori
>>29063820>no censor blur
>I sacrificed Kiara's stream for thisNo regrets desu
IMAGINE POLKA AND SUISEI WATCHING THISI BET THEIR NIPPLES ARE PREMILKING ALREADY AND FINGERING THEMSELVES
>JOPs
Kino stream
>And then I told them it was my first date ever. And he believed it!
>>29063579You are you, to be so wise?
>no love hotelMORI