/jp/ - Otaku Culture

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

ANNOUNCEMENT
Yogiri did nothing wrong.

>>29052183
I do not care for Ina.

Chumsharts

>>29052022
Chuubas have changed. It's no longer about streams, content or having fun. It's an endless series of microcompetitions, filled with subscriber numbers and viewer numbers. Streams, and their consumption of our superchats, hava become a well-oiled machine. Chuubas have changed. ID tagged chuubas play ID tagged games, recieve ID tagged akasupas. Numbers inside their OBS enhance and regulate their abilities. Stream numbers. Viewer numbers. Superchat numbers. Membership numbers. Everything is monitored, and displayed as numbers. Chuubas have changed. The age of fun has become the age of numbers. All in the name of getting numbers from their loyal viewers. And he who controls the chuubas, controls history. Chuubas have changed. When hololive is under total control, streaming... becomes routine.

I'm having a date with Calliope Mori from HololiveEN!

How are the chumsharts doing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love polka guys

>>29051399
TO BE FAIR, they probably learned from her suffering, but this is cover we're talking about so who knows

Oh no... I just sharted chumbuds...

>>29052183
Who's the girl on the left? I only know my oshi Gura and her girlfriend Amelia.

how in the fuck do you just FORGET about one of the SIX employees you're firing Cover what the fuck

>>29051934
>>29051852
>>29051875

Will cumsharts ever recover?

あめ x さめ

I love this chicken!

>>29052216
Not sure how to tell you this, but she invited me too.

Mori was the one I was most excited for before she debuted, but you know, she's easily the biggest disappointment.
I give her a maximum of 6 months before she graduates after getting some shoddy record deal, not because she wants to quit, but because Cover fires her over some legal dispute.
It's very obvious she baited Cover into hiring her by promoting her roommate's projects. I know she needed cash but I wish she didn't have to railroad hololive in the process. Someone else should have taken her place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLQlh1LikTA

I love friend, bros...

>>29052183
>kiara is an SJW twitter activist whore who also shared a video with a pro mentally ill tranny message on facebook.
>mori is an SJW tranny braphog
>amelia has an ugly below average BF boyfriend
burn holoEN down to the ground
mori calliope sjw tranny MY NIG https://files.catbox.moe/rfkrrx.png
Mori pretty much supports BLM and ACAB (she follows quite a few pro-ACAB and pro-BLM accounts on twitter, most being pronoun bios).
kiara is a fucking whore but at the very least I hope that 300k yen was worth it for one time.fucking old men
kiryu coco the ,redditor dragon is cringe
holoen
Takanashi Kiara SJW WHORE lives in tokyo
>>/jp/thread/S26198779#p26207184
https://dic.nicovideo.jp/a/%E3%82%B1%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AD%E5%A7%AB%E2%98%86%E5%84%AA%E6%B5%B7
>>/cgl/thread/S10083863#p10084379
・2011年来日した際、友人宅に宿泊していると言っていたが配信した際、塾講師(FX生主)の部屋
と酷似していると話題になり祭りになる。(のちに実際に宿泊していたことが判明)
・後に塾講師が留学費用としてケーキ姫に30万円振り込んでいたことが判明。
・さらに塾講師とオーストリアで性行為に及んでたとことがカツトシ(ケンカ生主)により判明する。
・さらに吹っ切れたカツトシがケーキ姫とのエロイプ画像をつぎつぎ流出させる。
・そのほか男性生主との行為が次々暴露されてニコ生を一時休止。のちに優海に改名してニコ生に颯爽と復活。
・現在は日本で在住?しながらライブ活動などをおこなっている。
AMELIA BOYFRIEND DOXX >>/jp/thread/S27143362#p27145030
https://archive.is/LGKgz
Ninomae Ina'nis bf https://files.catbox.moe/e75zmr.png
ina is an SJW traitor who alongside kiara is attempting to force trannies like that tranny shark artemis into the vtubing scene and ina is running atelier live as a manager
proof in the archives
REMOVE ALL WHORES FROMHOLOLIVE
FUCK YOU JANNIES IMAGINE DEFENDING AND SIMPING FOR USED GOOD WHORES FOR FREE
morijewalsobitchesaboutantisinmembers only steams
gura doxx
civia artia traitor ccp shill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8E90RHAsI
https://imgur.com/a/4YT3D9j
>JP has to compete with this amelia mutt hololive sjw
https://files.catbox.moe/9eh6l0.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/umvf2n.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/cxzhqd.webm

>>29052216
I had sex with her yesterday, sorry

>>29052251
Me three.

I just woke up. News?

>>29052228
Polka loves you too anon.

https://youtu.be/yf7V_oqWkfg

>>29052214
I can't believe Kojimbo predicted the future of chuubas.

ASTEL LOOK OUT!

>>29052241
>the copypasta keeps growing

Polka!

>>29052211
It's been a while since I saw numberfagging.
I expected them to start numberfagging about other HoloEN girls. Mori and Ame are climbing quite fast.

>>29052253
You keep changing the names in this shitpost and changing the images you post. But it's always the same thing besides those two details.
Why?

>>29052244
ooo cute!

YO, little one, what is "good in the hood"? WOAH, you got some BIG ups on your akasupa, I can "dig it"! Let us go to my room and I will show you my body, then we can get very "crunk" on akawine while we listen to the latest Fake Type mix, which I am certain will be very "lit". GUH!

>>29052256
potato already comes with the burger set you baka neko!

>>29052214
Don't be overly dramatic just because math makes you anxious. Art and math can peacefully coexist.

>>29052243
They already did

Oh shit chinks are back, reminder not to reply and to repirt

>>29052248
CHANGE IT BACK

>>29052262
CN is officially graduating

>>29052289
>>29052296
Thanks, Mori.

>>29052284
He's bored and wants to stir shit

When will Kiara develop some self-awareness about how creepy her Pekora obsession is?

>you've gotta have independent thinking
>A study from Yale once showed that
>I hope people can have their own opinion instead of following the authority
Artia....your organs....

>>29052228
I don't even jerk off during her ASMR. I just sit there and listen. It's like having a gf lying her head on your chest while you are in bed, and she just wants to talk, just wants you to feel like there's somebody there who wants you to listen... It's so pure.

But yeah, I'll crank one out to her pictures, for sure. And her screams.

>>29052253
>OH NO THIS MASTERMIND GENIUS MUSICIAN DEMON JUST TRICKED THIS POOR COMPANY INTO A SCAMMY CONTRACT
Im laughing but it's Cover we are talking about...

>>29052289
>>29052296

>Pikamee for HoloEN gen 2
>Africat for HoloEN gen 2
Since most of you guys only joined after the EN debut let me spoonfeed a bit

Cover works of pure nepotism, If you look up any of the jap Holo's you will find they all belonged to the same NND clique's
You need to be friends with anotehr Holo to get in

>>29052299
I like numbers, I just felt that anons post was worth a rewrite of that mgs4 speech

>>29052216
>Why’s she keep talking to me like I don’t know English? Does she think I’m autistic too?

>>29052289
>>29052296
HOLY SHIT SHE'S HERE

>>29052256
https://files.catbox.moe/35zpqx.webm

>>29052253
Mori's the only one I can really imagine graduating because real niggas straight up hate bitches who act like a gang banger but snitch on their niggas and act like something they ain't

>>29052296
Based Mori

>>29052289
>>29052296

>>29052248
yabai

>>29052315
yikes!!

>>29052289
>>29052296

ame is number one, yeet
deadbraps cant compete , ay
takofags smell like crotch, ay
cumbuds on suicide watch

>>29052282
>>29052214

>>29052262
CN graduating
VOMS graduating

Gura and Ame bbf

Funny numbers

Gura...you feeling ok?

>>29052253
I want to reply with an ogey but i can't shake this feeling you're right to some degree

>>29052289
>>29052296

>>29052256
Penis onegai

>>29052289
>>29052296
Moririn, I just want you to know that I love you.

>>29052206
>>29052211
>>29052217
>>29052239
>>29052240
>>29052243
>>29052253
Cringe.

>>29052196
>>29052228
>>29052244
>>29052246
>>29052256
>>29052296
Based.

>>29052356
GWAR GOYLA??

>>29052214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OXGvvL0Hc

>>29052289
>>29052296
My homie, what are you doing?!

>>29052361
ANOTHER FOR THE COLLECTION

Someone post the Darksyde Amelia image please.

>>29052346
Frog Holo when?
Not French, I mean an actual frog chuuba
If it's French even better I guess

Y'all better not be saying shit about my boy.

>>29052296
G od I wish that was me

>>29052289
>>29052296
>only literal schizo believes she's here

>>29052323
It's called scouting. And it works. Cover pulls great talent, far better than niji and various other shit. People want to work with their friends, and the most talented people made connections with the most talented friends.

>>29052377
I want a French and a German onem, where the French one is the tsundere

>>29052243
give up
it will not even last 2 more threads

>>29052377
AZKi..

>>29052289
>>29052296

>>29052296
READ MY AKASUPA DAMBIT!!

>>29052370
Cringe and blue pilled.
>>29052382
Based and red pilled.

>>29052350
Its just gonna be a GYARI shitpost video you dumbfuck

>>29052296
Mori you are not supposed to share your shota hunt adventures publicly like this..

>>29052335
real niggers didn't even manage to make a wheel when the rest of the world was in the modem era so I doubt it

>>29052315
>>29052344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Emz-1_uQsQ

It’s gonna be fun watching mori pretend like she’s ever had a date before bros

shhh, these lesbians are sleeping

Ready for your date, Deadbeats?

>>29052396
Nepotism isn't inherently bad (although it usually is)
Just saying that you can't just name talented people, the one's getting into HoloEN gen 2 will be friends of the current gen members

>>29052382
MASSIVE MORI MILKERS HHHHHOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

>>29052377
I want an actual EN holo, untainted by japanese or any other language
I want a pure seiso nerd girl that can play games, not some kuso ethot
Still love all ENs

Hi Calli you likely won't be able to answer this on stream but help an esl. Is saying nig better or worse than nigga?

>>29052431
They are so cute.

>>29052428
Pretend?

On the exceedingly slim chance we get a /k/ holo with actual guns, would they be able to show it off on-stream or would it be too much for the Japs
I just want an ending BGM that cuts off after a garand ping

Gura original song when?
Ame original song when?
Gurame original duetto song when? I've seen this and it's super cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2GtvDV3s

>>29052428
Time to derail this thread
>pretend

>>29052346
>Frogposter Holo
>Lamia Holo
>Zombie Holo
>Alraune Holo
>Harpy Holo
Give Monstergirls GEN

>>29052435
Can't wait for my poggers date with my boy

When is the next EN stream? Can I finally do my sleep reps? These last two months have fucking killed me

>>29052414
idgaf either way.

>>29052346
>nigger mumblerap zoomer music meme
Kill yourself post haste.

Posting fanart for the ship with the most competitors on either side. How is this still alive anyway?

>>29052428
She had one just a few days ago.

>>29052463
Gura has never done a original song in her life and is not going to start.

>>29052289
>>29052296

>>29052451
Same shit really, what matter is intention behind it

>tfw missed the collab

>>29052481
Ame...

>>29052471
seething cumbud tranny

>>29052205
I want to eat that yogurt

>>29052481
Did the other Holos write the songs themselves? Like Marine or FBK

>>29052481
fucking whore

Just woke up, I missed Ame's streams, what did I miss in the threads?

>>29052455
>>29052464
It’s just jokes retards

>>29052481
Go to sleep Ame.

>>29052481
leak the song watson

>>29052495
the heck is a cumbud

>>29052323
>Africat
The tranny shark is more likely.

>>29052435
>WOAH, dude, do you have a BONER right now? Like, wow man, you totally did not have to find me attractive, but you did! Yeet! Come on, that's awesome, gimme sum! Nice! I can see you're already "BIG UPS" lol, but let me just say that your boy is really vibing to this right now! Yeah! Lit!

>>29052502
Chumbuds are now called chumsharts

>>29052469
Mori English learning stream in around 3 hours if you care about that

>>29052481
Yeah sure, watson

>>29052475
Because its fun.

>>29052461
Pizzadad...

>>29052507
Ok anon, Going to sleep with YOUR MOM right now.

>>29052502
Ame sharted while doing 69 with Gura.

>>29052475
Idiots here are going to call it forced but what they don't get is that all the juicy bits of offscreen genuinely deep friendship have only made the ship stronger

now that Cover realized EN is the only market that matters they won't be launching new branches right? Just expanding EN, JP and maybe IN?

>>29052504
I was joking too dumb dumb

https://live.bilibili.com/21618129
\Chowa singing FMA:B OP

How hard does Kiara want Calli to spank her?

I'm taking a bath give me your comfiest narratives

>>29052517
Literally 0% chance ever, are you joking. The japanese don't like trannies and will never hire one for a job meant for real girls.

>>29052216
Reminder that Mori is literally asexual, as she admitted in a stream earlier this year, so you won't be getting any at the end of the night.

>>29052547
She doesn't, Kiara is all talk

>>29052382
>>29052442
>my eyes are up here, dude.
>look at my face when I'm talking to you bro

chumbuds how to we control the spread of "cumsharts"? we can't let deadbraps disrespect us like this. she didn't even shit or fart.

>>29052539
HololiveES will be next and then the whole branch will graduate once they realize spics contain the most schizo antis on par with bugmen

>>29052532
https://streamable.com/qeynom

>>29052555
>The japanese don't like trannies
You really don't know shit.

>>29052548
Gura has a large vegetable garden and every sunday after church she runs a little stall at the farmers market selling fresh fruit and veg while wearing a straw hat and a sundress

>>29052555
>The japanese don't like trannies
Holy based

>>29052521

>>29052548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pmvgSr0rjo

Gura is secretly Todd Howard's daughter.

>>29052481
She sang to you personally didn't she Watson?

>>29052517
Yeah, I shilled africat in last thread and I'd like her to get into holo as well, but she seems to be flying far under the radar. Artemis had 100k at debut fucking somehow but africat has 3.5k subs over 3 months (and apparently 3 redesigns? I just found her myself)

>>29052570
>chumbuds how to we control the spread of "cumsharts"?
Maybe don't do anal?

>>29052428
Anyone has the NSFW version? I have a lot of patreon to pay lol

>>29052570
Chumsharts got legitimized by Gura

>>29052548
The girls received their paychecks and realized they’ll never have to work again if they chose. They will be comfortable collecting simp bucks until they can retire

>>29052573
This is true!

>>29052537
I legit though Kiara was Coco and was confused for a few seaconds

>>29052570
Don't give (You)s after a while anti will get bored replying to himself and moves on.

>>29052570
>chumbuds how to we control the spread of "cumsharts"?
Cumsharts just need to learn how to use condoms.

>>29052575
They like crossdressers
Crossdressers =/= trannies

>>29052575
Crossdressing traps are not the same thing. At all.

>>29052610
https://streamable.com/lxeil1

>>29052570
All anti names should result in ban cause fuck chinks and seaniggers

This is pretty kino, it's my first time hearing Noel sing.
yes I'm a teamate.

>>29052571
Do we know if Kyoresu is an ES or a RUS? Either way she'd fit in HoloES.

>>29052502
Great streams.
A lot of lore in diaries. Too much to write.
A lot of wholesomeness in Gurame.

>>29052565
She retweeted that, obviously she would love if Calli made some dominating moves (like most girls)

>>29052570
I’m literally seething and cumming right now

>>29052539
I think they're already establishing a Korean and Indian branch, although there are no news for their development.
They have twitter accounts for those branch btw followed by the official covercorp twitter.

what's this Mori date people are talking about, I don't see anything on twitter

>>29052548
That's not bath water your sitting in....

>>29052561
asexual (like lesbians) are faking it. they only say so to get attention or too shame to admit their fetish.

>>29052561
I'm going to fuck the a out of her

>>29052317
I have a lot of feelings for her, I treat her like a sister or girlfriend, she's the most wholesome thing in this universe even though she might be the most gross thing in the earth.

I'll still love her

>>29052615
And maybe don't give (You) to the obvious antiflag

>>29052615
It's literally the same faggot forcing the meme falseflagging now, stop replying.

>>29052629
Does Noel even use her danchou skin anymore?

Hope yall are ready for our date with Ya Boi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIKNLoJX4I

>>29052638
English teaching stream is about dating.

>>29052246
Dead hours means I'm out hlgg. Catch you autists later.

>>29052301
and ame and gura into abdl or scat

>>29052638
only t3 chads are privy

>>29052583
This is very comfy thank you

>>29052626
NOW it's a problem when you get called like that!

>>29052622
>>29052623
>baka gaijin still believe in the le epic trap otoko no ko meme
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>29052276
Now this is more like it!

Oh fugg I'm gonna miss the SC reading, good thing the "date" is hours later

>>29052656
I'm expecting a spaghetti dinner.

>>29052638
New English teaching stream is jokingly using a dating framework so expect megatons of cringe as people actually think they're getting a GFE out of it

>>29052282
I can't wait for Gura to surpass The deity A.I herself.

>>29052301

>>29052638
she dated me
t. someone that her

>>29052279
I have that gif in my steam profile, I love her so much

>>29052570
I'll make Gura do a cumshart.

>>29052656
hello babbe you are very sexy let me touch your hair mmmh yeah sir you are very very sexy okay i will wait here while you go to bathroom haha waiter a bottle of your finest red broken on head

>>29052296
I wish I could see her reaction in real time while she reads this post.

>>29052214
The Ya-Ye-Yu-Ya-Go

Mori stop ignoring Suisei and answer her calls already.

>>29052282
numberfags realized that subs mean nothing and only memberships actually matter.

>>29052570
chumsharts need to stop being so sensitive for once.

>>29052571
please no, the spic fanbase is retarded, they are as autistic as these threads but they don't have the decency to self-contain themselves. They'll gladly dox the five Holos and then talk openly about it on fucking f*cbook and r*ddit

>status: absolutely seething
>the time: right
>meds: not taken

Let's get this started. This overlap with Suisei was the last straw.

We are now two months into holoEN. Let’s talk Mori. This fucking bitch still hasn’t learned a single thing about Hololive. At this point it’s not newbie ignorance. Over the course of two months she would pick things up by osmosis if she watched a single stream a week or received any feedback at all. Basic shit like “don’t overlap with important milestone streams of your senpai” should have been something she learned weeks ago if she paid any amount of attention. I remember this lying bimbo talking about how Suisei is one of her favorite senpai. Apparently she doesn’t care enough to watch costume reveal and celebration utawaku of her favorite senpai even though every other Hololive member is watching, even the ones who barely care about Suisei. She didn’t watch 500k 3D live that involved most singing JP holos either by the way. At least pretend that you have the common decency to care about people who have built the foundation you are using to extract money for all your shitty hobbies, you absolute garbage of a human being. I remember when retarded Deadbeats bullied Ina and Ame into ending their streams early because Mori had a concert and they were supposed to care about her important event. What a fucking joke.

Speaking of jokes. Mori’s stream schedule. I distinctly remember her promising that things will get better once she is done with moving and finishing her freelance project, but I guess not. It’s a common theme with Mori. Making promises she isn’t planning to keep. Sometimes I wonder if she remembers them at all. Where is the members-only stream schedule for this month that was supposed to be up on the 1st? Is it going to be the last moment thing again with the week when she does all the member streams being empty for non-members? Remember the 10 collabs outside of EN planned by the end of the year? Yeah, I don’t think that’s happening. How long has she been teasing announcement of a JP collab, two and a half weeks now? Tick fucking tock. I’m pretty sure the teased JP collab songs are going the same way. Can’t wait to hear them in the second half of 2021. Hopefully they will be released at her graduation ceremony.

And it’s not like she sings much for a music oriented holo, does she? I’ve seen people twisting the narrative about her joining Hololive to shill her music, but I’m not seeing it at all. If she did, then she would also take steps to improve in that direction. Promote herself by doing utawaku, get some voice coaching, jump the opportunities to do collabs with other singers. She isn’t doing anything really to promote or improve her music except just being there. Seems to me like she joined Hololive only to make a quick buck on the side, nothing else.

Too bad it’s too late for her not to join Hololive at all. This whore should have just become a titty streamer if she wanted money. I honestly don’t know why she didn’t. She clearly likes normalfag twitch streamers more than vtubers and she doesn’t seem to have any problems with gachikoi baiting. Is it a false sense of dignity? I hate to break it to her, but any twitch slut who does nothing wrong except showing off her tits and being a vapid whore is better than a dumb bitch who fucks over her co-workers for no good reason.

Just imagine being this fucking bitch’s colleague. She has two other jobs that are more important to her but don’t pay rent, so she comes to work next to you but treats it as a low priority money source part time. She ruins your plans all the time because she keeps making bad choices and she doesn’t really care about your shared work. Yet she pretends to be some sort of a victim of circumstances and a hero for powering through that shit she got herself into and will get into again because she’s a selfish bitch who actually believes that her childish desires are more important than wellbeing of others. The absolute fucking audacity of this bitch. Go be your egoistic masochistic self-destructive trainwreck self by yourself. Stop ruining nice things for others.

And now we have reached the point where I talk about why I can’t just stop watching, take my meds and shut up about this fucking bitch. There is an indie out there who auditioned with Mori. She cries herself to sleep and thinks about quitting every day because indie vtubing is like that. That girl would be passionate about Hololive and would try to give it her all. But that never was because some dumb yellow fever ALT with an unrelated but somewhat impressive portfolio was looking for an easy cash money baito. Makes me sick. If this bitch can just get away with it then what even is this world? I hope I can make it sting, if only just a little bit.

Happy two months anniversary :^}

>>29052675
Dilate

>>29052691
They must be having some good discord sex today

>>29052228
I just want this clown to be happy

shart bros.. we lost...

>>29052705
Open bob?

>>29052682
Deadbeat bro, I-

>>29052382
>>29052442
God I want to play bongo with those titties.

>>29052682
thats not a very "Ya Boi" looking swimsuit my boy

>>29052675
_________________________________________________meds_______________

>>29052720
As I said, Kyoresu would fit right in. She has an instagram and everything anyway.

>>29052713
Suisei will need to slap down the biggest Akasupa to make this happen.

Oh god she is going to teach Japanese viewers how to flirt in English, this is going to beautiful

>>29052723
tl;dr but I think you need these

>>29052723
Now this is a hardworking, blue collared, Chad of an anti.
Take fucking notes all you amateurs.

>>29052723
As a cometfag I gotta tell you, please seek professional help.

>>29052723
anon, check the stream times again

>>29052723
tl;dr

>>29052691
NARRATIVES?!?!?!

>>29052691
Are they the only ones with hearts in profile?

>>29052656
It's not members only?

>>29052723
now this is a narrative i can apreciate

>>29052759
Cringekino of the finest quality.

>>29052571
The day HoloES is announced is the day /jp/ turns into /a/

>>29052723
I'll give you a ogey cause you put so much effort into it

>>29052768
Ohh never mind then . Ignore that post guys

>>29052723
Amen. Fuck the kike.

>>29052723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXjUFyl5QpE
ALSO DO YOU SEE THIS? That BITCH Fubuki clearly doesn't know ANYTHING about HoloLive. She should graduate already!

>>29052723
anon plz learn to shit post. Short post are best post. Autists cant read all that shit.

>>29052723
your meds reps...

>>29052691
>>29052776
Do different colored hearts have some weird normie meaning or something?
I thought it's just there because of their Holo colors.

>>29052713
shes too scared to

>>29052723
nice blog. Where do I subscribe?

>>29052723
You put too much effort into this for me to just tell you to take your meds. Instead I will genuinely respond and ask: what do you hope to accomplish with this rant?

>>29052783
It's a themed English teaching stream anon

>>29052723
Admire the effort you put but fuck off. Good job though.

>Gura has an avocado tree
>She has to live in the circled region based on her ping
Doxniggers insisting she's northern Central based on their 'evidence' BTFO

>>29052662
I can imagine her dating advices
>Japanese guy watches Mori's stream
>goes out from home
>Japanese girl thanks him for picking up a coin fell from her pocket
>akasupapasta.txt

>>29052759
>I think a kiss would be lit yo
>big ups to mah boy how about we head to my apartment

Did someone clip Towa being confused by /hlg/? Shit is funny. Or at least gimme the timestamp

>>29052723
make like a comet and hit the ground at high speed

>>29052723
Ayamefag we know it's you you literally said yesterday that you are working on a big pasta for her

>>29052723

>>29052723
We all know she doesn't give a shit about Hololive.

>>29052723
>>29052768
>>29052799
kek

>>29052730
Everyone does, if something happens to her I'll destroy this universe.

She's officially my daughter

>>29052656
me and her after the date

>>29052468
Not in control of her bowels HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>29052709
I kind of just slapped that together and replaced a couple words, I should work it over once more and refine it

>>29052317
Wait we're supposed to jerk off to her ASMR? I just like laying on my side and hearing her

>>29052839
My mom has one in burgerland

>>29052723

>>29052723
>>29052768
>>29052799
Okay that fucking got me

>>29052723
Absolutely based

Deadbraps will never admit it but you're right

>>29052723
Kek, obsessed

>>29052624
We spend all day watching weirdos like Amelia, which rots our minds.

>>29052776
IT'S THE TRINITY

why does Ina of all people still have her default twitter profile pic? Even Gura with her minimal twitter usage has changed hers

>>29052723
Deadbeats will never recover from this.

>>29052723
Doesn't matter Suisei still wants to fuck her

Anyone else happy as hell that dumb Chinese bitch Artia is leaving?

>>29052839
She could have a greenhouse and access to fertile soil. Alaska?

>>29052723
tldr?

>>29052839
based on the avocado tree logic, she could also be anywhere in mexico as well. pics or gtfo.

>>29052852
Towa...
https://streamable.com/gfh0v8

>>29052723
Cope, she is literally one of the best additions to hololive

>>29052723
No ogey, just rrat.

>>29052723
>There is an indie out there who auditioned with Mori
This really does suck honestly. Cover fucked us on this one. I'd unironically take nyanners over Mori.

>>29052799
I'm wheezing

>>29052723
And I thought we were all just pretending to be autistic.

>>29052723
Is this what they say "rent free"?

>>29052920
No, leave ice gremlin alone.

>>29052839
WE LITERALLY LIVE NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!!!

>>29052920
tell me about the tiananmen square massacre chinkchama

>>29052918
>>29052723
You know what would be funny, if Suisei rescheduled her stream to hop into Mori's

>>29052723
Fucking hell dude, take your meds. I agree with you on some points though

>>29052873
But anon.. Polka is probably older than you.

>>29052723
Yeah I'm not reading all this. The fuck is this faggot crying about?

>>29052952
ice traitor

>>29052799
>>29052768
>>29052723

>>29052903
https://streamable.com/lc10r3

>>29052839
non clipwatchers already know that Kiara accidentally doxxed her timezone once.

>>29052723
>There is an indie out there who auditioned with Mori. She cries herself to sleep and thinks about quitting every day because indie vtubing is like that. That girl would be passionate about Hololive and would try to give it her all.
This is the worst part. Mori literally applied on a whim and treats it like another side gig. We could have had someone passionate like Ame but instead we get some fucking wigger that doesn't care about Hololive in the slightest.

>>29052723
we all know mori is using hololive to push her music you don't have to make a fucking book about that

Why are autists getting on Mori's case about the time conflict when she's the one that scheduled her stream first

>>29052723
She's both success and good at her job, keep seething tho

>>29052723
>>29052768
>>29052799

>>29052723
>>29052768
>>29052799

>>29052987
>Mori literally applied on a whim and treats it like another side gig.

ina is literally worse in this regard though?

>>29052993
Spergs gonna sperg

>>29052839
You forgot that one of the biggest producers of avocado is Mexico she might be in Mexico exporting avocado to the US and who knows maybe the guacamole you eat has some of Gura's avocados.

>>29052723
>>29052768
>>29052799
god damn it /hlgg/

>>29052723

>>29052986
and real kiara watchers would know that was Kiara reading from chat not her own brain. Kiara asked what timezone and got her answer from chat

MORI CALLIOPE IS A SELLOUT AND A WHORE. "DEAD BEATS JERK IT NOW"? NO SELF RESPECTING MUSICIAN DEBASES HERSELF INFRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE "GUH GUH GUH GUH" IS THAT ALL YOU CAN FUCKING SAY YOU DUMB BITCH? I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT GHOSTLING BAITING TICK BACK THEN AND JUST HAVE YOUR FUCKING ELEVEN UPPER MANAGEMENT FORCE YOU TO SAY DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT. THE JAPANESE AREN'T HONORARY ARYANS THEY ARE JUST BUGMEN JUST LIKE THE CHINESE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE WHITE PEOPLE. DOGWHISTLING 4chan AND /jp/ WON'T HELP YOU EITHER, THESE LOSERNEETS DON'T EVEN RESPECT YOU THEY JUST WANT TO MASTURBATE TO YOUR FAT CANTALOUPES WHILE SPAMMING "haha I wouldn't fuck mah boy" OR SOME OTHER DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT. DON'T BULLSHIT ME ON THAT "awkward virgin" ACT EITHER, YOU'RE JUST DOING THAT TO ROPE IN PATHETIC LOSERS TO RELATE TO YOU. YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE MUSIC WITHOUT mister K HOLDING YOUR HAND AND NOTHING YOU WILL DO IN YOUR LIFE WILL MAKE THHK LOVE YOU. YOU WILL NEVER BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS KIARA, YOU WILL NEVER BE AS POPULAR AS GURA, YOU WILL NEVER BE AS SKILLED AS INA AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE CREATIVE SPIRIT AND SOUL AS WATSON. FUCK YOU I HATE YOU JUST FUCKING GRADUATE GRADUATE GRADUATE GRADUATEand continue writing music as Demon Thighs. I love you!

>>29052570
stop falseflagging
also this "cumsharts" meme is so forced that it will not last 3 more threads

>>29052799
>>29052768
>>29052723
>meds: not taken
See? This is what happens.

>>29052987
if mori was the best one for the job, imagine how shit that indie is. passion doesnt mean youre good. we could have ended up with artemis in holoEN. how would that make you feel.

>>29052952
How about she leaves people who haven't drumk her same shitty Chinese koolaid alone instead. Fuck Chinese antis and fuck their egocentrism
As if the whole world exists to confirm to their specific idea of what the world looks like. Fuck artia and I'm glad she's leaving

>>29052993
Because they are always looking for an excuse?
That being said, as a Deadbeat it would be a nice gesture if Mori would reschedule for Suisei. Costume strems are pretty important.

>>29052723
Comet fag here, really concerned. Have you taken meds anon?

>>29052723
Pogey

>>29052986
>does off-collabs with JP holos
OPSEC FAILURE, WE KNOW HER TIMEZONE. AMAZING WORK COMRADE, WE HAVE EARNED OUR SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS TODAY.

>>29053004
>ina is literally worse in this regard though?
Ina streams more

>>29052723
>>29052768
>>29052799
this is perfect

>>29052926
As I Mexican myself I'm gonna say, she has some Accent from the north of Mexico, she may be a legal inmigrant

I've been very intrigued by the fact that she can be Mexican or have Mexican parents since she is used to agriculture and A V O C A D O S.

>>29053032
There were like 500 applicants, I'm sure they could have found another diamond in the rough like Ame.

>>29052987
>we could have gotten yet another random twitch thot like ame
thanks yagoo for getting 4 good talents

>>29052768
What am I missing here? That guy was tl;dr but the streams are scheduled at the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXQ6ES8aTpU

>>29052860
And that's a good thing.

>>29052768
I don't get it

>Mori antis ruining another thread
Literally the worst group of posters

>>29052463
Closest thing she’s ever done that was original was a rap song about a e-thot. So don’t have much home, unless it’s a collab with Mori.

>>29053059
clearly they didn't

>>29053023
no retard, we have seen Gura's timezone on screen

>>29052799
>>29052768
>>29052723
This is why you should take your meds, kek

How did the gurame collab go everyone? I fell asleep and missed it...

>>29052928
Thanks.

You guys need to understand that for Gura to grow as a person she needs to collab outside of Holo EN. She needs to get outside of her comfort zone. Korone used to be similar to Gura where she would only collab with her generation or Okayu. This stunts the growth for the individual. So far in the Among Us collabs they've had with holoJP, Gura doesn't really have much of a presence in them. She needs to venture out into the world and not just grow in subs but grow as a person. Amelia has already figured this out.

>>29052961
It was the June 6th when a bunch of antifa decided to shit up tiamanmen square. The feds were called and beat the shit out of them. Some of them died.

>>29052994
ESLkun...

>>29053025
At least remove the ALL CAPS from your ugly copy pasta so that someone would actually read it.

>>29053051
Barely.
And she literally treats Holo like a side gig. Like absolutely gives no fucks about it.

>>29053025
Rap idol is any oxymoron (like you) but you need to take your meds

>>29053065
>iwn find a woman who screams like that when having fun

Todd Howard could actually be Gura's uncle, I did my reps. Would also fit her timezone.

>>29052730
She is always happy anon...

>>29053110
>pic
That explains so fucking much.

Ame and her boyfriend neet

https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1326822040322502656

Haachama minecraft stream started. She will die to the salmonella on stream. can't miss this.

well, /hlgg/?

>>29052987
Spoon feed me on this indie? Making me feel sad.

>>29053098
Kino as usual. Go watch it, it was fun.

>>29053065
How does she not hurt her throat doing that

>>29053110
Most of those "SEAmonkeys" are probably Aussies.

I missed Gura last nigt karaoke.... I hope it was great

>>29053100
The problem is Gura is not that type of personality. It's obvious she has stranger danger. Also the fear of the Gobblin letting loose for all to see is her greatest fear.

>>29053098
Is that pic a Naruto and Spongebob movie reference?

>>29053083
Yes I know that but that's not what that retard claimed he claimed Kiara timezone doxxed her when the situation he is talking about was actually Kiara asking chat for her timezone then repeating what chat said

>>29053110
Lol, that was fucking rigged and you all know it

>>29052920
After setting up cover so that it would yield the avatars? Fucking yes.

No one who watches mori even knows who suisei is

>>29053128
I believe it.

>>29053140
I will spend my life shitting on Mori on a mongolian basket weaving forum, and nobody can stop me!

UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29052993
Deadhours gotta honor it by being a deadbeat

>>29053134
Why does Haachama do minecraft streams all the time? Literally every other day it’s MC.

>>29053110
[X] Doubt

>>29053110
Fake and non-heterosexual

>>29053158
Nah, most of them are people from anywhere else who voted SEA for shits and giggles.

>>29053158

>>29052759
>Kiara decides to watch a Pekora Minecraft stream
>sees Pekora using English from Mori's stream on Moona

>>29053158
Aussies don't lump themselves into SEA just because there's no Oceania option.

I don't even like Mori but Im genuinely sick of her antis at this point, we literally only talk about this in dead hours

>>29053100
We'll see if she accepts Haachama proposal of collabing. The problem is that she's very shy and not a great conversation leader.

>>29052987
said wigger was massively successful so your opinion is classified as seething, unfortunately.

>>29053168
Japs are Mori's single biggest viewergroup so I highly doubt that.
Its just lazy trying to scrub the name off a Gura narrative and repurpose it.

>>29052983
It's a codependent addiction

>>29053177
She likes Minecraft.

>>29052768
I don't it. Aren't they the same time? Do I need sleep?

>>29053173
EROTIC

>>29052759
>>29052296

which en will haachama collab with next?

>>29053203
>talk about this in dead braps

>>29053209
>massively successful
So would lots of streamers you hate, you dumb numberfag.

>>29053177
Like all the other girls, she is running out of ideas

Based Mori living rent free in heads of these schizos

>>29053166
Artia is on the side of the Chinese antis who railed against haachama and Coco, really not sure how anyone can be ok with that

>>29053225
Amelia again

>>29053056
She doesn't look Mexican at all bro, latch onto Ame if you really need a narrative. She's some kind of spic hybrid.

>>29053203
I don't get how she can live rent free in their heads

Guys, did Ina react to the Niggerman thing?
Also, do you have the webm of Korone saying nigger?

>>29053188
that would break kiara's heart, double-team cucked by mori and moona

>>29052683
Forgive me.

>>29053211
>narrative
She literally knows and cares the least about Hololive, that isn't a narrative you retard. Look at the Hololive trivia stream that Kiara hosted.

>>29053234
Why of course she does she's my oshi

>>29053234
I'm so happy for my boy saving so much money by being able to live rent free in the heads of schizos. Plenty of space in there too.

>>29053244
I haven't seen her, it's just my idea based on her accent.

I forgot California exists

>>29053004
Ina streams more, respects hololive culture and her senpais, respects her fans and doesn't milk them for akasupas, and cultivates a positive community.

Suiseifags, redpill me on her. And has she mentioned anything about any off/stream collabs with Mori after the Among Us stream?

>>29052296
Deadbraps aren't human.

>>29053177
Haachama is either Minecraft, Karaoke, or Cooking.

>>29053255
>Niggerman thing?
What niggerman thing? today's stream in which her cat died?

>>29053004
Ina isn't human (朝鮮人) so she doesn't count

>>29053225
Mori haachama collab for massive autism