...do you require anything, /jp/-sama?

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Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 20:47:06 2009 No.2904813 [Reply] [Original]

...do you require anything, /jp/-sama?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:51:06 2009 No.2904825 You are an eyesore. BE GONE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:53:06 2009 No.2904833 Some good old tablefuck.

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 20:54:06 2009 No.2904837 ...certainly, anon-sama. I will take my leave until I am required again. If you would excuse me...

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 20:59:06 2009 No.2904864 >>2904833 ...I am sorry, anon-sama, but... I happen to be a chair-class furniture... Perhaps Nee-san can assist you. Anyways, I shall exit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:03:06 2009 No.2904883 >>2904813 FETCH ME MY ALCOHOL I AM GOING TO GET DRUNK THIS NIGHT.

>>	Head Furniture !FZymijotDE Sun Jul 5 21:04:06 2009 No.2904890 File: 22 KB, 400x300, gen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2904837 >>2904864 Foolish child... to not notice a second request when occupied by the first...!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:04:06 2009 No.2904891 I've always wondered. How would Hisui respond if she walked in on Shiki jerking off?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:05:06 2009 No.2904897 >>2904813 Might I ask for some tea please?

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:08:06 2009 No.2904912 File: 24 KB, 511x388, absinthe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2904883 Yes, anon-sama. Here it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:09:06 2009 No.2904925 >>2904912 Wonderful, now I shall get drunk and pretend you are real!

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sun Jul 5 21:10:06 2009 No.2904928 Can I have a Cookie?

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:11:06 2009 No.2904937 File: 53 KB, 384x490, earl grey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2904897 Is this sufficient, anon-sama?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:11:06 2009 No.2904942 >>2904937 THE HELL?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:13:06 2009 No.2904956 >>2904937 N-no.. Just don't worry about it anymore. I'd would like to try your cooking sometime if that is not too much trouble. You should also smile a bit more sometime as well!

>>	George Sun Jul 5 21:14:06 2009 No.2904962 >>2904937 Shanon, you are retarded. I'm not going to marry you anymore.

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:15:06 2009 No.2904963 File: 19 KB, 452x546, mario cookie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2904928 Beatrice-sama gave Nee-san a basket of these, anon-sama. Apparently, they might become popular in the future...?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:15:06 2009 No.2904966

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>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sun Jul 5 21:16:06 2009 No.2904967 >>2904963 ...Beatrice cookies? Say it in red, "These cookies are no more harmful to Human beings than regular cookies"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:21:06 2009 No.2904989 Jizz In My Pants.

Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:21:06 2009 No.2904991

>>2904956
>>2904962

....my apologies, anon-sama, but Nee-san was busy with the 'table' request, so it was left to me to prepare the tea... I haven't done so often in the past, so it may not have come out in a manner that could meet your expectations...

Nee-san said that this type of tea was exceptional, but with my level of skill...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:23:06 2009 No.2905004 File: 12 KB, 180x193, 1246838169883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BABY KINZO IS HUNGRY! SOMEBODY FETCH ME A NIPPLE!

Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:25:06 2009 No.2905011

>>2904989

In that case, anon-sama, I must ask you to remove your pants. I must not dirty anon-sama's body with my 'jizz'... because I'm furniture...

.....Nee-san, what is 'jizz', exactly? I don't think that Oyakata-sama included that word in our instruction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:27:06 2009 No.2905018 File: 36 KB, 848x480, snapshot20090415092139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oyakata-sama

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:27:06 2009 No.2905020 >>2905011 AHAHAHAHA Ask Beatrice.

>>	Head Furniture !FZymijotDE Sun Jul 5 21:28:06 2009 No.2905026 >>2905004 If mine will suffice, Oyakata-sama...

>>	George Sun Jul 5 21:28:06 2009 No.2905028 File: 50 KB, 458x378, 1240830355542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2905011 >Oyakata-sama YUKIMURA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:30:06 2009 No.2905036 File: 86 KB, 848x480, snapshot20090411094043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2905026 >Oyakata-sama

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:31:06 2009 No.2905041 >>2905018 >>2905028 >>2905036 Go back to /a/.

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:32:06 2009 No.2905046 >>2905028 W-who... how do you know what Oyakata-sama calls me when we're alone?! Could you be an agent of Beatrice-sama?!?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:33:06 2009 No.2905052 >>2905041 Aw, come on. It was a little funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:35:06 2009 No.2905060 Actually, could someone please post the "just as kohaku'd" picture where its her confessing to everything then she has a headset like in death note? I seem to be missing that pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:35:06 2009 No.2905062 what the fuck is going on in this thread?

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>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:38:06 2009 No.2905070 >>2905060 I apologize, anon-sama, but furniture such as I wouldn't know the location of this image... perhaps another of the guests may have an idea...?

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sun Jul 5 21:41:06 2009 No.2905083 Question! Can furniture dance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:41:06 2009 No.2905085 >>2905070 Hey. You'll do whatever I ask you right? Then what if I asked you to stop being furniture?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:43:06 2009 No.2905099 >>2905085 IT'S PARADOX TIME?

>>	Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 21:45:06 2009 No.2905110 >>2905083 Of course, Karesh-sama. Furniture is not human. Therefore, it can be dancer. >>2905085 I apologize, anon-sama, but only Oyakata-sama can permit us furniture our day of rest. If it is a temporary order, however...

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sun Jul 5 21:57:06 2009 No.2905173 >>2905110 So if I ask you to do the Macarena...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:01:06 2009 No.2905188 >>2905110 how about dancing "I'm singing in the Rain" while singing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:01:06 2009 No.2905191 Can furniture be eaten? I would like to eat furniture.

Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 22:07:06 2009 No.2905236
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>>2905173
>>2905188

<Makarena...? Is that that cookie with the nuts that Nee-san was talking about...? I must improvise.>

I will do my best, Karesh-sama, anon-sama. Considering the typhoon, I don't think that doing it in the rain shall pose an issue.

<Oyakata-sama said this this dance should be acceptable in any situation. There shouldn't be any problem.>

>>	A sample of japanese culture Furniture Nee-san !1.NhkuBo8o Sun Jul 5 22:10:06 2009 No.2905254 >>2905191 W-would you like dinner first? Or a bath? Or...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:12:06 2009 No.2905265 I wish to be the little furniture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:12:06 2009 No.2905266 File: 15 KB, 160x241, furniture_stripper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <--Furniture, you know what to do with this.. Please strip for us. ^^

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:13:06 2009 No.2905268 Not >>2905191 but, >>2905254 what is for dinner by the way? Not that I would refuse it either way. A bath afterward sounds great as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:16:06 2009 No.2905281 Can i have sex with you?

Furniture !BPK1RvD8rU Sun Jul 5 22:19:06 2009 No.2905297

>>2905265

That would require nothing more than your soul, anon-sama.

>>2905266

A-again...

...I apologize, anon-sama, but it seems that Oyakata-sama has just finished his CANAAN download. I must prepare the gold-plated 72-inch flatscreen TV, as well as a new nipple.

I shall now take my leave. Please call me tomorrow if you require my services again.

(If you're still alive, that is.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:21:06 2009 No.2905309 So you guys hate Alice but Umineko rping is fine?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:21:06 2009 No.2905310

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>>	First Twilight...? Furniture Nee-san !1.NhkuBo8o Sun Jul 5 22:21:06 2009 No.2905314 >>2905268 <There is no reply. It's only a corpse.>

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:23:06 2009 No.2905328 >>2905309 Alice roleplayer was fucking horrible. It's I am really reading animesuki. This, however, is at least somehow fun and quirky.

>>	Head Furniture !FZymijotDE Sun Jul 5 22:26:06 2009 No.2905341 >>2905281 ...I am sorry, but this would be difficult with Oyakata-sama still latched on to my nipple... >>2905309 ...is there some problem, anon-sama?

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Sun Jul 5 22:27:06 2009 No.2905352 >>2905328 grabs dick, is 300 pounds It's the same thing.

>>	The sound of a woodpecker. Head Furniture !FZymijotDE Sun Jul 5 22:33:06 2009 No.2905397 I am sorry, but it seems that I will be unable to serve you until this game starts once more... until that time, please leave any requests in that child's hands.

Raging Raven !RAGE.ZkiAk Sun Jul 5 22:40:06 2009 No.2905434

>>2905328
>>2905328
>>2905352

/jp/'s been a dumping ground for roleplay since its inception, did you forget about the Interactive Board Novels like YWUIG so quickly? You bitching about it isn't going to make them go away. You can only put up with it - a monumental task, for sure. I rage all my blood out when Malice starts her fucking stuttering. God damn.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Sun Jul 5 22:48:06 2009 No.2905487 File: 18 KB, 745x542, 00021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's only one way to finish this.

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