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It can't get worse than the Luna takoyaki stream, at least. She's not going to throw gummy worms and shit into the pot again... right?
>Kiara makes a pun>Goes completely over Haachama's headSHE'S HIDING HER POWERLEVEL!!
Dear lord what is she doing?
arent you supposed to boil the water first..
Ame...
Gonna take a nap so I can be fresh as f-word for my date with Calliope-sensei. Take care and enjoy your Kiara / Haachama collab, /hlgg/.
Jesus Christ Ame
I thought it was gonna be fried chicken
HAACHAMA STOPPPPPYOUR REFLECTION IS SHOWING
>>29046849Haachama cooking.
>>29046666Its okay Super Satan, this is actually great prepping for the next collab because Haacha will have more straight up english-conversation experience.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>CHIKENStill better than Coco
>>29046849We just don't know
>>29046738>>29046752So she's not actually going to eat it, right? She could actually get something really fucking nasty from it.
ATTENTIONMori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
Soooo, Haachama has no conversational english skills, right!?
CHIMKIN
i went to eat dinner hows the chess match so far
>>29046829Baby's 1st cooking
THIS GAME AAAAA
Broccolichads it's our turn
>CauliflowerI want to die
Today on Haato Basic we are boiling a whole fucking chicken in a dirty pot
>>29046702tl;dr:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1N763am4hU
>>29046836oh ye of little faith
>Make sure to soak your chicken before use
"CALLIflaur"Kiara...
ame is so done with this match
>>29046857its technically fried
SHE'S BOILING CHICKEN IN COLD WATER
Ame is doing a good job finding every move that isnt mate.
How long until Hachama ends up in a hospital due to salmonella?
ame literally retarded
>>29046833Does she actually eat this stuff after the stream?
>boiling chicken >didn't even let the water get hot before putting the meat in
I'm losing my fucking mind with this match
>>29046849chicken
>>29046868Post webm so I can run one out
>>29046851Being Japanese and also being around Aussies makes you retarded
>>29046869She's pretending
Its illegal to have sex with gura shes so retarded
How long is chess suppose to normally last?
what a disaster
>>29046858Any schizo here going to try to capture the water reflection?
>>29046865Are you stupid?
How did Ame gain viewers during this sleepfest
This chess "music" is annoying.
I never want to hear that Amelia is secret good at chess.She doesn't have a fucking clue AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29046854Night fellow Deadbeat. See you there!
You lied to me, /hlgg/. Haachama isn't retarded.
Remember to post cunny every thread to keep normalfags away
>>29046904can take days if you wanna take breaks
A FUCKING FISH
>chicken and fish on cold waterAAAAAAAAHHHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
Imma be honest, how do people watch Haachama on a regular basis?
Salman and Chicken?KIARA AND GURA COLLAB CONFIRMED
Kiara sounds awkward for the first time everHaachama is so fucking retarded Kiara has to stoop down and treat her like a child, her gigastacy power has been taken down
Kiara is gonna fuckin die of a stroke after this shit
>>29046897This is not such a big problem thing is she did not add anything to water isn't it?
>YOU GONNA PUT FISH IN THERE?!!!Kiara is going insane
I hate her voiceI hate her cookingI hate the shitpostingWhy do people watch this retard?
IT WAS LITERALLY CHECKMATE HOW IS AME SO FUCKING DUMB
>She's going to put fish in thereDrinking before this was a mistake
>>29046896She eats it DURING.
CLEAN UP A BITPROMOTE PIECESYOU DONT EVEN NEED THE EXTRA PIECES
I am about to snap my my fucking neck
>>29046889no
shes so retarded wth
>she's going to put fish in with the chicken
I commend Ame for having the patience to sit through this for Gura butIT'S SUCH AN EASY PIN HOW AME ARE YOU NOT DOING AN EACH CHECK AAAAAAAAA
Ame literally can't think 2 moves ahead, this happened last time too, she just can't figure out how to win even when she has everything available to her.
>>29046896Of course
>>29046887arent we all
kiara is horrified watching haachama defile her corpse>fishplease dont
Is she gonna fry it without batter
SHE'S GONNA PUT FISH IN IT
What's funnier, the complete ineptitude of GurAme at chess, or the chessfags losing their mind over it?
yes...YES
why the fuck does amelia not know how to checkmate?FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
Bros...
AAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Haachama is the kind of person to deep fry a frozen turkey isn't she..
haachama cooked her camera
How the fuck is Haachama going to survive after fish, chicken, and gyoza is added into a fucking dirty pot when the water isnt even boiled?
I can't tell if Ame doesn't know how to checkmate or not.
>>29046931Those are the best parts retard
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE A GOD. DONT SPAM CUNNY AAAAAAAARE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY FULL OF PEDO?
Ame trolling now
>>29046931Go back.
>>29046922It's an acquired taste
>>29046906I remember when an anon got Roboco's reflection out of her cat's eyes.If there's a will, there's a way.
>>29046922me
Haachama is unironically going to get food poisoning at this rate.
>>29046897doesn't matter, waiting for the water to boil just makes timing easier. the meat is ruined anyway by boiling it, it doesn't matter whether you time it right right or not, especially for chicken
>>29046931YouShouldGoBackCuck
Is Haachama fat? I like heavy girls with lots of meat in those bones.
>messes up the easiest mate to conceptualize
>the tri-lingual holoEN member>one of the few JPs that has semi-passable english>doing an english-only streamthis kind of feels like a waste of talent
>>29046949Losing my mind over Haachama boiling chicken in cold water
>>29046904Potentially days at a competitive level if it's not speed chess. Novice games are over relatively quick.
>>29046931She make my pp hard
>fishy chickenIs this some kind of avant garde cuisine?
>>29046854we can do without this kind of post
>>29046868Uh oh!https://youtu.be/vpiWXG8sOME
>>29046922very enjoyably
>boiling salman with her chickenNOT BASEDNOT BASED
>has played chess before but doesn't know how to checkmatebrain damage
Ame, I literally do not believe your bullshit.You know damn well how to end this game.
>>29046919Based.
Already more discussion than in Amechama collab. And they are speaking in English not Japanese. What's your excuse Ame fans?
At least not shadowbanned anymore
>>29046854>missing the supa readingfo shame
Can't get her electronics to work>Must be the heat in Australia
>>29046881Just boiling a whole chicken is plain water is so disgusting it already makes me gag
Amelia PLEASE fucking end it
As a filtered EOP I've never watched a haachama cooking collab before but this seems kinda fun as long as I don't actually look at what's being made
>>29046931this vtuber isnt for you, anon. its ok to not watch her.
>califlower>fish with chickenSOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A POWER OUTAGE etc.
Haato is going to die or be sick for some time.
Fish and chicken together... haachama please... you're going to die.
Well deadbeats, I'm proud to say that we're all finally going to lose our virginity with tonight's date with Mori. It's taken me 36 years but it was all worth it.
>>29046960She definitely doesn't know how
>>29046922how is that being honest if you are asking a question? anyway once you hit your haachama you never go back
>>29046925in her defense, there isn't a 'right' way to treat haachama. haachamas autism overlaps any force
okay im tapping out of the chess match, i cant stand to watch ame fail to mate for 30 minutes when I could watch these 2 retards cook
>>29046972actually no
>>29046857Haachama and a pot of hot oil is probably not a great idea. I know her host family has shot down some of her cooking ideas in the past due to safety concerns.
>>29046959Haachama is the strongest creature in Australia I think she will be fine
>>29046963>He says while posting the pedo
>>29046952She's just fucking with you now
>>29046931Do you fucking have something against Friend, fucker?
who wouldve thought putting a phone over a boiling water overheats it
>>29046940As a chesslet I have no idea how you're supposed to pin someone without them literally moving their king into a corner
>Kiara can't play tsukkomiNot as easy as it looks, is it?
>>29046931Because I love all of those things. Different people can have different tastes, imagine that.
>>29046963Ikr. Fuck the pedo, make this thread fucking mess
My braincell...Its gone...
>Kiara is so used to playing the idiot she doesn't know what to do
>>29046931It's like different people have different opinions, retard.
>>29046953AAAAAAAAA
I'm so glad we had two old chess dudes come visit our school once a week to teach us chess.
>>29046991Isn't she putting her camera over a literal pot?
It's been 3 hours
Ame is 100% toying with her
>>29046993Oh believe me, anon it gets better (or worse depending on your opinion)
BROS HOW DOES SHE MOVE HER TWIN TAILS?
>>29046995Surf'n'Turf is popular in Australia mate
>>29046949I'm not even a chessfag and Ame being this bad is painful. Like it's just basic common sense you don't even need to know any strategy to win here.
>>29046914Most people online concede instead of drawing it out once it’s clear the game is over. She mentioned it last stream.
>>29046927Generally what you would do is add all of the leaves and seasoning to the water, let it start boiling, then add the meat. I'd also actually bake the chicken before I added it to the broth.
Ame has to be doing this on purpose, right?
>>29046963This but unironically
>THIS SHIT AIN'T GOIN ON MY MENU
>>29046963Leave.
>>29046931Get out of my thread
>No camera for rest of streamHaachama just cooked the camera
they're cute together
>>29046904Chess has time regulations, so depends on how long you're allowed to think.
GURA DIES IN CHESS
>>29046963Cunny?
THEY HAVE BEEN PLAYING CHESS FOR AN HOUR
FUCKING FINALLY
>>29046972She isn't fat but is comfortably a little chub
>>29046931>good thing>good thing>good thingworse taste ever faggotnever use Friend to post shit like this ever again
FINALLY
FINALLYYYYYY
>>29046963WHAT'S THAT??? POST MORE CUNNY??? SURE THING!!!
Finally holy shit
THANK CHRIST
Hate to do it to you bros but i'm gunna need a sauce on>>29046590
How come this is 100 times less awkward than the Ame collab?
WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JESUS CHRIST FINALLY
>>29046993Ever seen diarrhea in public toilets? Yeah...
Kiara's audio is too loud...
ITS FINALLY OVER
A necessary sacrifice...
>>29046975That's not fair, Haachama is in her own league.
>>29047026
Once Haachama is fluent she will be a super-gremlin
>Let me taste.. wait let my employees taste itKiara please my tastebuds
>>29046972She's easily the most athletic of the Holos. She got first place in her school marathon, did taekwondo, ballet and was in the dance club.
>Let my employees taste itKIARA PLEASE HAVE MERCY
Kiara please don't use me as a test subject
fucking finally holy fuck
>>29047049you first, pedo
we're free
FREE AT LASTHOLY FUCKHOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYOU'RE ALL FREE NOW!
KFP Janitors, you have to eat the raw chicken.
is anything interesting happening in the Chicken/Haachama collab? Gurame is getting kind of boring
>>29046999You're talking about the wine stream?
>>29047038They move with her eyebrows
>>29047068Because they're both Australian
>>29047051Cameras are like chicken, right?
IM FREEE
Fucking FINALLY
WE'RE FREE
>>29046999What date are you even talking about?
>>29047079anon, she is fluent, she's just pretending to be retarded because she thinks it's cute
>not that you wouldwhat did they mean by this.
>>29047017UHAUSDHASIUHD RUSHIAS"SD CUNNNY AJSIOJD OIAS:JD:
any time gura thinks of chess from now on she'll think of ame
Holy shit is Haachama actually forcing the gigastacy to kneel?!?Haachama your stomach reps...
>>29046919>he thinks ideas scare us>he thinks flaunting his degeneracy ruins our fun
>not too painfull
>>29047096UOH
>It's overYokatta
Its over.... Its done...
>>29047068Because they're actually using words.
>>29046963how is this cunt didn't get banned yet
>Kiara roasting Haachama unlike the chicken
>>290469864chan is 90% burgers. Burgers are at work or sleeping (if they are NEETs) at 12PST, which is when HachamaxWachama collabs happened. Burgers don't sleep until late though, so they're watching this.
>>29047050I already miss her old outfit...
They would be so much better at chess if they just looked up very basic opening moves and realized that knights are very powerful and are used for pushing pressure.
>>29046963>>29047026Post the invite link, I wanna raid too bros
I'm just impressed there's actually chicken in this chicken cooking stream. I remember the takoyaki cooking stream had no tako.
>>29047078Poor guy got lured with beer and rock cds
>>29046963Thank you based cunnybaiter anon for filling the gaps in my gura folder.
jesas christ i can go to sleep now goodbye faggots
>>29046931Stop abusing friend for your shitposting
>>29047021it's very easy just draw imaginary lines in your head of where all the pieces can move and you'll see how simple it is to corner pieces
>>29046963ogey
They didn't do that bad. It wasn't good, but it wasn't that bad
>>29046931Haachama is only loved by epic meme zoomers and they're replying to this shit so hard because zooms can't stand having their opinions be challenged.
>she eats everything she cooks
>what happened??You cooked your fucking iPhone Haachama
Stop being baited into posting cunny
I can finally sleep
>>29047068Because Kiara is an extraverted bird
>>29046931>using friend to shitpostkill yourself
>>29046975>boiling in cold waterWas watching the clubhouse 51 stream, how the fuck does one boil anything in cold water?
You fuckers said Ame knew how to play
>>29047045I know but if you are in a hurry it's not such a horrible thing to start boiling everything at the same time, of course what you say is much better but knowing hachama it could be way worse.
>>29047068Haachama doesnt have to worry since she can fall back to Japanese with Kiara
Imagine an EN collab without technical issues
If Ame actually learned chess, she did it exclusively by playing chess against people who resign the moment they're in a losing position, because she literally has no idea how to finish a game
>>29047113>admitting to being a normalfagKill yourself newfag
>>29047099anonchama... your geography reps...
>>29047089I'll do it for negative 5 dollars
>poker collab
Where the fuck did the retarded schizos come from?
>>29046963>>29047026>>29047120Can all you ESLs kill yourselves? Thanks.
>>29047096PRIME BREEDING STOCK
>This Haachama BGM while collabing with Kiarahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb_Z6uFpodo
>Turn it off and on againAh, so Kiara has a degree in CS
>chicken and fish and vegetable soup
It's no longer shadowbanned.
IS HAACHAMA, HOLOLIVE ENGLISH OR NOT?
>Big group pokerWould be pretty hype desu.
>Haachama does in fact eat everything she cooks on streamThis girl is the strongest of all the holos.
>>29047081>school marathonIt's not a marathon
>Not even 15 minutes in and Kiara is already dying.Someone save this chicken.
>this voice combined with this musicIt feels I'm speedrunning dementia with all the brain cells I'm losing. How do Haatons even live after more than one stream?
>>29047068Kiara is always talking and asking questions to keep the other person engaged.
>>29046963Cunny is love, cunny is life
A fucking weight has been lifted
How is Haachama not dead from food poisoning?
>>29046931English and fake retard act I guess
>>29047113>he thinks he's somehow in the right place when he's against cunnyposting of all fucking things
>>29046919basednormalfags are the worst
>Post pedo shit to keep out normal fagsSo not being a pedo is normie now? Fucking retards.
what would (you) post on gura's twitter if you had the chance?
time to go to bed
>>29047158They were always here
>pizza for breakfastfatchama...
>>29047143No
>>29047147Just turned on the stove burner and then just put a whole ass chicken in the water right away while the water was still cold.
>>29047148We also say Mori is a virgin
>>29047155saved
>the chicken is bouncingWhat did she mean by this? Did the chicken refuse to be cooked in cold water and just decide to come back to life?
>>29046974doing japanese only would halve her views and being able to collab with the JPs every so often is a big plusalso if she spoke germen i cant imagine how low her views would drop.speaking several languages at once equally, is why iofi is irrelevant
What the fuck happened to the camera?
>>29047158chickin collab with a jp? i wonder where they are coming from!
no one and I mean NO ONE is as cute as Haato is
>>29047147You put the thing in the water first and then raise the water to a boil.
>>29047167Beyblade boy...
>>29046986Kiara is very good at getting conversations going. Gotta give it to her.
>>29047172YES
>>29047113>>29046931Go back
>>29047165No fucking way
>>29047120>how is this cunt didn't get banned yet
HAACHAMA?!!????!
>>29047159why me?
>>29047187yes, and?
>>29047202she made a yab and showed her face
>>29047172She's gen 0 HoloEN.
PINAPPLE ON PIZZA? NONOPIZZA ON PINEAPPLE
>>29047187>normieNice way to out yourself, retard.
I need a picture of Ame and Gura playing chess and Gura sticking a pawn up her nose.
What is actually wrong with Haachama
>>290471720th gen
>>29047178we get to watch our oshi regularly, at least
>>29047174It has something to do with her host family not feeding her.
>>29047176That's what she said on stream.
God, imagine the discord sex.
>Udon breakfast>Pizza dinnerAs an Aussie I gotta say our pizzas our pretty unhealthy and high in caloriesIs Haachama fat?
>>29047021Just block the kings movement path with a ranging piece jesus christ.
>>29047187yes, unironically.
>>29047140Go back
gura poker night at the inventory training arc when?
>amelia defending gura from the shitposters whining that she didn't start karaoke
>three unwatchable collabs in a rowChicken...
>>29047148yeah, actual chesslets or shitposters did, I suppose.
>>29047204
>>29047181She got food poisoning from drinking water as a kid in the Phillipines and it gave her a super stomach.
>>29047147Put it in the water then wait until the water gets hot enough to boil.
Wait, they are playing chess? I wonder if Kiara will get mad. She is always says playing chess is a Kiara/Ame thing.
>Pizza on pineappleI thought that was just a joke someone put in the tier list meme.
>>29047164
Reminder that, instead of making a big deal out of it DURING a collab, THIS is how Ame thanked her chat for 600k. This is how you handle yourself during a collab.
>Fish as a soup basis for that umami flavor>boiling chicken, she obviously plants to put in the oven after it's cooked with an amazing spice mixShe's just 5 steps ahead of you guys
>no shoutoutGurame hates 0th Gen
Is it just me or does Kiara seem... different? Hard to describe it
wheres the fucking camera haachama
Rate the stream
ame samesame yo ame same yo
I stopped paying attention, did Ame win? will she tweet something on Gura's account now?
ITS OVER...ONTO NIGHTMARE NUMBER TWO IT SEEMS
Kiara destroyed Haachamas camera over the distance of 8000km in mere minutes.This chicken is too dangerous to be kept alive.
>>29047198 dont make me do it anon
Chumbuds confirmed fucking pedophile.
>pizza on pineappleShe stole that joke from coco's r*ddit review
>>29047068they talked over a discord call beforehandame probably did the same thing but I can imagine haachama's "english" might have filtered her a little
>pizza on pineappleIs this Haachama being ESL or just retarded
>>29047225Australia has that effect
Now we wait for the tweet
Ignoring the schizos that was a great stream all the way through, the end was silence because of chess though
>>29047149This is true.
>>29047126they didn't even know the movement pattern
>>29047206I hope he's doing okay...
>>29047202She's using a DSLR, those tend to overheat easily when filming continually
>>29047086>>29047113>>29047187Oh, so you want more, trannies? HereRemember that your parents will put your real name on your gravestone when you'll 41% yourselves.
>>29047220so what do you make like mini pizzas and put them on a slice of pineapple?
>>29046963
>>29046931Haachama is a vtuber for the mentally strong, a chumbud wouldn't understand.
Gura's next tweet is one of these:>"I wanna be a cowboy">"Okidoki boomer">"I got blitzed and sang country roads"
Your Holo Chess Champion
>>29047225Being in australia for a prolonged amount of time can cause serious brain damage you know...
Its over. . . .
>>29047235>Is Haachama fat?No, she has the hottest roommate in Hololive
>>29047099Kek
>>29047079She gets pronounces words weird and her vocubulary is basic, but she's fluent enough to have a conversation.
>>29047252I don't understand, where are the big ups?
here's the computer analysis of the gamehttps://lichess.org/opn8GGF7
o7
>gurame collab during chess gets 43k viewers constant>this shitty kiarachama stream gets 24knarrativebros?
Between Calli and Ina, one of them's got to be good at chess
did Haachama really cook her camera
>>29047235Pizza's by default are unhealthy Damo. They're mostly bread and cheese
>>29047141That explains the brain damage
I demand only the finest of cunny.
>>29047172She's Hololive Bogan gen 0
Why does God curse Kiara every collab?
I can't believe Kiara is fucking dead...
HoloEN curse...
>Went from watching one pair of retards to another
>>29047263Yes, and yes. Soon.
>>29047135>148where are the rest of them
>Food camera dies>Kiara's l2d diesHOLOENTECHNICALDIFFICULTIES
god I love haachama. can't wait for Ame's collab with her
>>29047266ayamefags confirmed being fucking schizos
>>29047260I really wish they hadn't played chess/10
what is this haachama stream bros im losing my fucking mind
>>29047252anon it's been a monthmove on
>>29047266Ayamefags confirmed normies
>>29047235All pizzas are unhealthy and carb bombs tbqh.
At least the technical difficulties aren't Kiara's fault this time...
>>29047252oh yeah she only typed that message and that was that
Rate the post-stream discord sex
>>2904726099/10
does anyone have sad gura standing in corner?
>>29047257She is actually in the presence of someone she is smarter than
>>29046904Depends on setting, you can have days or minutes.
>>29047264Haachama showed her face a bit and had to turn off the camera
>>29047299>MoriImpossible
>>29047270She's joking. Watch her Q&A video.
>>29047262>The nightmare continues
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/132478194718934741>Ame ate my cunny it felt so good uoooooooooooooohhhhhNARRATIVEBROS???
>>29046922Only her English streams
>>29047147He means not boiling the water before putting the ingredients in. This is something you should actually do with some recipes if you want the food to cook more evenly, like mashed potatoes.
>>29047266the exact opposite of Ayame, who only fucks oji-sans
>>29047291>hottest roommateI know she tweeted about getting fat again, but Matsuri still got her beat
>>29047246Flipniggers proving again that they are the superior race
>OWWW, THATS TOO BIGhaachama hnggg
>>29047033yea
wait wheres the chicken
oh good lord
>>29047263yes, but the chess game had nothing to do with the twitter bet. the chess game was strictly a display of disdain for the audience.
>>29047252Wait you're not supposed to thank akasupas while the people you collabing with are introducing themselves so you disrepect them and miss your turn to introduce yourself?
>>29047266Chile...
What the fuck. I thought Kiara with Haachama would save me from the chess match but there was no escape from Kiara's tech issue curse. >>29046986I feel like Ame and Haachama were busy feeling each other out due to hearing about comparisons between them; wasn't amused by them trying to copy each other's gimmicks.
>>29047329hatefuck/10
Man, Haachama looks cute in the reflection of the water.
>>29047260Negative chess grandmaster/10
>>29047187No, but complaining about it is.
Would you eat Haachama's cooking?
That looks like a dinosaur's skull at the top
>>29047232>Haachama said it so it's right
>>29047314HOLOEN COLLABS EVERYTIME
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT THING HAACHAMA
>>29047187>Post pedo shit to keep out normal fagsI was awaiting this dayI thought a /b/tard would dump his gore folder or even some of the illegal shit in rage to get them outThis is a good compromise, I hated cunny posters but now realize their worth to the quality of the threadThank you based cunny posters
God save us
>>29047246>Haachama food poisoningImagine the smell
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION
>>29047270https://youtu.be/BXnDzBSnHlA?t=1628
I'm basically 100% convinced that haachama is literally clinically deranged
>>29047307MY CUNNY IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER
>>29046963>deletedanticunny faggots get dabbed on
Night everyone. Remember that Haachama is a trained professional and her cooking should not be imitated by anyone.
I hope Ame's tweet gives us lots of narrative fuel.
...
NIGGERMAN TASKETE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the fuck is this Haachama BGM? Combined with her voice, it feels like my ears and brain are being forcibly fucked with hundreds of needles.
>>29047312Welcome to Hololive
>>29047370
>>29047298It'll go up numberfag
>>29047329Üüüüõõõõhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29047319first time? this aint even that bad
>>29047349You see the white stuff in the water? That's the chicken...
>>29047252we dont deserve ame
>>29047320Mori streamed over peoples introductions during the Among Us Collab that JUST happened. She didn't learn shit.
>>29047298i don't care about numbers. Only oshi
>>29047363Well it is Australia
>>29047299Mori put all her points into animations and music, she'd get mated in five by me
>>29047296I've literally never seen the analysis outright say "mistake" before when I've gone over replays what the fuck
>>29047187Thinking loli is pedo is yes
>Stream ended before the credit roll even finished>No bonus voice at the endGoddamn, Amelia is PISSED
So what are the odds now that the big shark has showed an interest on Chess, faggots like Saikuno will publicly ask for collab?
>bacon soupKiara, please don't enable this maniac.
>more vegetables>baconHAACHAMAAAAA
>>29047390yes that's the point friend
Haachama and Kiara is so cringe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>bacon fish chicken eggplant cauliflower
Damn the Haachama is a Flip narrative is growing on me. This is some amazing Filipino cooking techniques.
>>29047384
>>29047390First time?
>>29047165Computer Science?
One day Watson will learn how to checkmate
boiled bacon...
>>29047296>only 23 blundersThey're improving!
Oh no, Kiara is just encouraging her.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326792359800135687
>>29047099
Who's more immune to food poisoning, Steve or Haachama?
>>29047021Ame had a situation where she had her Rook on Gura's side of the board where Gura's King is. Ame's Queen is also nearby.Ame could have just parked the Rook on one lane but not triggering a check, but just to ensure the King is locked in the corner lane. Then Ame on the next turn can move her Queen to initiate the Check and it's game set from there.
I sure hope it wasn't KFP shitting on GurAmeNo point in fighting
>>29047296The game vs Kiara was far more dramatic
>>29047316Ask the anon who uploaded the 400 pics of Gura. I just got it form him
>>290474210
Someone please post the Jack webms so I can make a comparison
>>29047365Her word is all we have to go with.
Haachama where is the salt and pepper and oil?
How does bacon taste with chicken and salmon?
>>29046963this gets deletedbut not >>29046868what did meidos mean by this
>>29047299Mori can't even figure out how to play the kazoo... and she's a musician.
>>29047390>What the fuck is this Haachama BGM?perfection
>>29047279Keep it up buddy, you're the MVP unlike those losers who can't appreciate good cunny.
>>29047369>I hated cunny postersWhat is the mindset of those revolted by cunny? Do you know where you are?
>>29047417Never does them for collabs, this isn't even a good shitpost.
AME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! THATS THE FUCKING TWEET!??!?!?!?!
>>29047339UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>all these newfriends to Hacchama's streamsWELCOME TO THE PIG STY MOTHERFUCKERS
>>29047187You'll never be a real woman
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326792359800135687>shark? more like shart
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326792359800135687?s=20JESUS CHRIST AME
>bacon>udonKIARA NO
How does Haachama not kill herself eating this crap?
>>29047187Yes newfag, where the fuck did you come from?
>>29047260OI BRUV/10
WE UDON NOW
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326792359800135687questionable joke
>>29047390This is true HAACHAMA kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9Q2srU4YcEasily the best BGM of all Hololive
>>29047390That's her plan to lower your iq to her level
>Amelia had more blunders than Gura
>>29047440UH, CHUMSHARTS?!
She did it
>Kiara is scared
>>29047461Mori...
>Thank god that I'm not in Australia right nowBASED
LMFAO
This fucking chicken is gonna murder Haachama with these ideas holy shit
Ame why
>>29047440>>29047461>>29047467>>29047469Ame.....
>>29047164It's pretty obvious by now that Haachama is a confirmed HERfag and takes inspiration from the shitposts to make her own version https://files.catbox.moe/x3a8as.webm
>>29047299I think Ina is probably okay, since she’ll be able to remember basic openers. Mori is a wild card, since either she’ll have learned at some point or she’ll know nothing and be overwhelmed.
>>29047440nice
>>29047440love this fucking gremlin
>>29047461>>29047467
>thank god I'm not in AustraliaI think we all think that all the time.
>>29047421Gawr Gura vs GM Hikaru Nakamura when?
>>29047430>useless degree for an oversaturated market where bscs in cs go years without unemploymentsounds about right
>>29047416Blunders are even worse than mistakes.
>>29047409No one cares.
Very rude kiara
>GUYS I'M WORRIED I'M VERY WORRIED THANK GOD I'M NOT IN AUSTRALIATHIS CHICKEN HAHAHA
>>29047414loli is pedo you fucking retard
AME WHAT THE FUCK
>>29047440WHATTTTTT
>>29047369Amen bless us with gura cunny with thy normie repelleant.
Whenever I watch Hachaama. I feel such a primal feeling to breed
>It's afraid
Imagine if Ame and Haachama both decide to take off the coat for their next collab.
kiara's a fucking hostage holy shit
>>29047412I want to mate five into Mori, if you catch my drift.
>>29047440do americans really?
>>29047460The mindset of an Australian, this place is dangerous for my fragile rights to liberty
>>29047260Was 10/10 until chess happened then it became scoop my brain out with a rusty spork/10.
>>29047440OHNONONONO HOW WILL CHUMSHARTS EVER RECOVER
>>29047491>check>it's actually real
And I thought the "sushi" stream was bad but this is literally a safety hazard
>>29047377if i remember, haato is allergic to something that 90% of food have so she cooks her food in a way to avoid that substance which is why her cooking is fuckedor maybe that was a weird narrative and im retarded
>>29047448It also caused 2.5 threads into an absolute meltdown.
>>29047421I get the feeling Gura would only be interested in playing it again only if it was against Ame.
>>290472609/10 pre-chess, 6/10 chess. Great as always.I know some of the anons who thought chess would be kino are still in here, so if you are, neck yourself. That being said, the first half-ish or so was more of a teaching stream which was pretty endearing and cute so I can't relate the doomposters either.I want GurAme to do a zatsudan stream in addition to their movie watchalong next, listening to them talk enthusiastically with each other about random shit is really fun and cute.
Really Ame?
>>29047440jesus
>>29047291Matsuri exists.
>>29047440
>>29047452Nigger schoolkids don't run marathons
an entire night of pure kino it seems.... excelent...
>>29047461sick burn Ame, you really got her.
>>29047473>What do you mean? Its like American food
KIARA STOP GIVING HER IDEAS fuck my sides hurt from laughing and its only been 15 minutes
>>29047458I don't care if they don't like cunny but complaining about it and calling people "pedos" for it it's the 100% sign of being a disgusting normalfag tranny
>>29047461>>29047467>It's real
>>29047440>shark? more like shartBTFO
>>29047440kek
>>29047460It's mostly that they just post the same posts and it looks like spam. I got used to it and don't even notice it anymore, it's just background thread noise.
Kiara trying to kill Haachamachama
RIP HOLOCN
>>29047260IM THINKING/10
>>29047461I can't believe she's done this...
>>29047467>>29047469Chumbraps, defend this.
>>29047513That is factually incorrect
>Kiara is the straightman for onceNow this is interesting
>Cooking with Neutella
It's donehttps://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1326792592911118336
>>29047440It's so stupid but I laughed out loud
>telling Haachama about NutellaKiara, no!
DEADBRAPS OFFICIALLY OVER
>>29046922on the side while working. cute noises :3
>Haachama Cooking bgmSTOP
So what new shark lore was revealed on the stream?
HOLY SHIT AMELIA SAVED HOLOLIVE
>>29047430EVAL APPLY
>>29047482Gura actually had one chance to turn it all around
>>29047440Yep, that's an ame tweet.
CHUMBUDS?MORE LIKECUMSHARTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET REKT CUMSHART NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AGIAN
Kiara... I think her blain is breaking, not even a gigastacy can survive prolonged exposure to the Chama.Haatons choose to subject themselves to this, truly the strongest race.
don't fucking give her nutella, one can only imagine the unholy shit that will result
Guys I was so out of it who actually won the chess match?
>>29047409Oh no a whole minute, poor JP girls, yeah not a big deal at all, nobody cares
HEY CHUMSHARTS
>>29047534She's allergic to eggs
>>29047461Rude, Ame.
>>290472608/10, chess itself was 4/10. Wasn't painful enough
Why the fuck is Haachama's stream falling apart so hard?
>>29047461Fucking burrrrrnnnnn.Gura definitely had something else planned for Ame.
>not sure about the fish>boiled bacon is fineKiara can't cook can she?
>>29047260Chess gave me actual autism so 6/10 just for the fact that it lasted for a large portion of the stream.I wish they actually would have talked to soften that slog.
>>29047260the stream was advertised as chess-free. it was not.
>>29047296kek
Gura expected Ame to pick something like "Ame is the greatest, I love her so much," which she wanted to tweet anyway.
>>29047266ESLfaggot confirmed faggot.
>>29047440I tapped out of the collab a while ago, did Ame get to tell her what to tweet if (when) she won or something?
>>29047513Best part
>>29047461>>29047467>>29047469>IT'S REALHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AME
>>29047296I can't believe Ame still doesn't know how to do a ladder checkmate.
She just makes these for the memes, right? She doesn't actually eat this.
Today in Melbourne the Geiger counters started ticking upwards
>>29047113Please leave.
>>29047485>>29047494Shar har har hark
>>29047536doesn't really help when all these faggots, especially those with big community behind them will just spam them on twitter
>>29047568>This happens as I listen to Haachama's brain numbing bgm
>>29047522Keep talking anon....
Aren't you supposed to cook vegetables and meat before adding the water for a soup?
>>29047461pain peko
>>29047440Chumsharts!?!?!?!?
>>29047534>haato is allergic to something that 90% of food haveEggs
>https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1326792899510603777Watson cares about Kiara
>what kind of vegetable>baconi love this retard
>>29047440Truly a yabai moment
>>29047416>anons I never make mistakes haha I'm pretty cool, right anons? right? right?>only ever blunders
>>29047461shart in mart
>>29047440lol, I don't know what I expected
>>29047584
>>29047440WATSON??
>>29047440ChUMSHARTS BTFO
>pig vegetable
>>29047513oh god, it's one of these retards.
>>29047113Is this some tranny newfag samefagging?
>>29047440Ummmm chumsharts?
>>29047252I love Ame too but it's not that serious anon. Take your (you) and move on.
>bacon is a pig vegetable
>>29047296What's the difference between a blunder, a mistake, and an inaccuracy?
>>29047566I like it
>Bacon is kinda like a pig vegetable
>Amelia is cumming
>>29047568NOW? WHY NOW?
>this chicken could've fed starving orphans in Africa
>what's the green thing?>baconHachama?
>amelia is coming, lamaofucking kek haachama
This music is kino
>what kind of vegetable>bacon>bacon is not a vegetable>bacon is... kind of a pig vegetable
>Gura was gonna post something like "I love Gura so much, she's the cutest" on Ame's twitter if she had won>Amelia is this mean to herBros...
>>29047461It could mean "short" or the poop . . . . or both.
>Amelia's cummin'!
>>29047260teaching chess to my retarded daughter/10
>Bacon is a pig vegetableNever change Haachama
>>29047568Why are they graduating Artia so fast compared to the others?
>>29047609oh you sweet summer child
>>29047360I can't wait for AmeSame chess battle round 2, a best of five series lasting 10 hours
>>29047440Noooooo I don't want to be a chumshart...
>>290472604/5, 5/5 if you do the chess part by itself.
>>29047568
>>29047527Anon you can't live like that.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE TEABRAPS FOR THIS
>>29047568Translate it, weebs.
>>29047568It's over...
AME DONT EAT HER COOKING NOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE MAKINGTHE CHICKEN LOOKS RAW
>>29047281Top fucking kek
Ame is here
>>29047578She played Dogz on the gba and it made her cry i think
>>29047578 gura is not pretending to be retarded and does not trim her nails
CHUMBUDS ARE FROM NOW AN CALLED CHUMSHARTSHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29047440Ame is into humiliating gura with scat!
>>29047568nananana abayo bugmendo feel bad for civia, and that taiwan girl though
god im so drunk this looks decent
>Pig vegetableIs Haachama growing more powerful?
>what are those green vegetables?>bacon
>kiara fake peko laughHOly fuck I cringe every single fuck time..I would have watched her if not for that cringe fuck laugh
>Checkmate is now unavoidable. >Lost forced checkmate sequence. >Checkmate is now unavoidable. >Lost forced checkmate sequence. >Checkmate is now unavoidable. >Lost forced checkmate sequence.
gura pls
>>29047547They absolutely do.
What the fuck is this ?
>>29047674gura will remember this.
How does Ame keep doing it???
>>29047618Depends on the recipe. Some recipes just want you to the brown the outside of the meat and then add water to boil.
>Ame was actually trying to cut it short for Kiara
Haachama is just pretending to be retarded, right? It's all part of her act?
>>29047440Oh no no no no no. They can never use Deadbraps without being reminded of this now.
Two braincell damaging streams in a row!
>>29047596Watch her fail her revenge and get btfo again
>>29047187>>29047513>>29047086Go back to praising Joe Biden for molesting women and children dumb normie cunt>>29047552I have normalfag friends irl and we casually enjoy loliDon't lump disgusting SJW discordtranny raid with based normiesThey are the minority
>>29047494>>29047485>>29047440>>29047461>>29047467>>29047469>>290477130/10
>Ame hotlinking to Haachama in her chatBased
>>29047669You gonna post it to them faggot?
>>29047634>>29047628Ame's really EN's best friend.
>>29047590>>29047626it was eggs fuck im retardedi really wonder if she eats this crying that she can never have a normal meal, or if she has gotten used to it
I wanna see Ame and Haachama play chess
>>29047568NA NA NA NAHEY HEY HEYGOODBYE
A fucking SHART
>>29047673Wow, that's incredibly deep.
>>29047628watson cares about all of her girlfriends and their moms
what a nice lass
>all these Haachama newfaggots WELCOME TO HELL NIGGERS
>>29047282bullshit, haachama is my #3 fave after gura and ame, followed by watame then toss up between rrat and korone.
>>29047461Is this Gura's plan for revenge? Gets bullied instead?
>>29047273Not to mention the viewers held. People showing disinterest is a false narrative.
Haachama is just making sure no other holos make the mistake of going to Australia
>watch someone play DeS remake on the side>somehow Haachama cooking doesn't seem so bad today
>>29047694Is it even over a flame?
>>29047568Wait, where's Spade Echo? She's not in the statement
WHERE'S THE BATTER
>>29047656>blunderLose the game instantly if you're against a pro.>mistakeYou are now behind, but not game ending.>inaccuracyYou didn't get ahead or behind you just wasted a turn.
>>29047552Yeah that's what I wanted to get at. You're good in my book.
Did you know that some people just have saw fewer tastebuds than average?is that what's happening here?
>>29047440WAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>29047617ROBERU YOU MUST IMPREGNATE MY OSHISCONTINUE THE BLOODLINE
>>29047701
this meal doesn't look half bad
>>29047680Kys reddit
>>29047686I know anon, stuff sucks hereI really hope the anime/manga ban never goes through, I might honestly just leave the nation if it does
>gura literally sandbagged for ame so she could write something on her twitterwhat a good friend holy shit
GORDON RAMSAY PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES!!!
Its over....
>>29047440Okay but what did they mean by this
>>29047723we've known this for the last thread, she generally tries to avoid overlapping with others
>>29047674Bullshit, gura totally would’ve said“Detective, more like defective”
>>29047568TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOOOOOWN
>>29047568>HoloCN is sent off with HAACHAMACHAMACHAMA in the background
>>29047679I mean Civia.
I wonder what Gura would've tweeted from Ame's account if she won
Sex
I feel like the shart thing was a missed opportunity. She should have said Sorry Fubuki, I love Amelia, or something.
>>29047568That explains Artia's tweet.
>>29047628>>2904763She also linked it in post chat.
>>29047590wtf
>>29047314Haachama's food camera was dying last time she did this too. She was constantly resetting it.
>>29047316>>29047449yes hello that is me, enjoy my garbagehttps://mega.nz/file/k7hEVQKT#RWWg8Pg99wi1wPhYZvra50UEWANTSwSJZgeWwJLg0yU
>>29047703>Civiano
>>29047679Because she won't stfu.
>>29047252Yeah fuck Fubuki for celebrating 1 million during a collab.
>>29047260Chess tanked what would have been a perfect stream.
>Kiara with the bantzThis chicken
>>29047777Translate it
>dateDAMN YOU KIARA STOP FUCKING ALL MY HOLOS
>>290472608/10 pre-chess, 6/10 chess match
>>29047733Eggs are not THAT common
>>29047390It's great, isn't it?
>ame has branded chumbuddies as chumsharts, forever ruining their reputation in /hlgg/What did she mean by this? I thought she liked Gura.
>>29047587No one, not even the viewers. It wasn’t even entertaining like Kiara’s since they got quiet
>>29047616It's fitting, isn't it?
>>29047778
>prepare it for a date, it will impress your partnerKiara?!
Lol Haachama probably thought chicken was trying to give her a yab.
>>29047679She's only hurting the company now
>>29047703>Feeling bad for Civia who specifically unfollowed Coco and follows CN antis on twitterogey
Is... Kiara... nervous? I've never seen her act like this
Rest in peace Hololive Chinayou will pretty much not be missedYou get what you deserve
>>29047299If Mori's played it as a kid before then maybe, otherwise no.Ina may or may not have played it, but if she tried it out she could get decent. Ina's the type who'd actually look up openers to use, unlike Ame who just rolls in guns blazing.
>>29047578She has a garden with avocado trees
>Kiara already asking her on a date despite having an ocean between themNOTHING CAN STOP THE GIGASTACY
>>29047777NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29047674what a bitch
This is why Haachama isn't being allowed to return to Japan.
Still cant believe Gura has long nails, if she doesnt have partner why would she keep them unnecessary long, it must be annoying doing gardening with long nails
>>29047694>Ame save meQuote of the day.
>>29047440>>29047778SHES HERE!
>>29047568All bugtubers and images related to them are now OFFICIALLY off-topic. Feel free to report them on sight.
>>29047440YAB
>>29047669Don't worry, Haachama will eat it.
>>29047584chumbuds...we got too cocky
Savage.
>>29047755is it that bad?
>>29047568Good. Fuck off bugmen
>they don't have to eat your food and they get stepped on>there's only winning in that situation
>>29047679>>29047783Civia probably made more of a fuss than the other girls. She probably actually hates Coco for starting all this.
>if they didn't eat it, I'm gonna step on them>oh but I think they like that>yes
>haachama stringing Kiara along just to get a free mealSugoichama
Haachama is cooking for you.What do you do?
>>29047784>watson? More like DUMBson!
>>29047784>I love Gura and only Gura for the rest of my life. Or something like that.
>>29047568>6 people dying as we speak>People are more concerned for Gura and her chess abilities.
She doesn't eat this shit on camera, right? A joke can only go so far.
>>29047760this is an INAccuracy
>>29047822I'd be nervous too if I had to see this
>>29047858die
>mfw a chumshart tries to tell me their oshi is superior
>>29047634>>29047628true protagonistnever leaves anyone behind
>>29047814better than condomates or deadbraps
>>29047252Why do TeaMates feel the need to constantly take shots at Mori?
>I will prepare Fried Chicken for youBased
>>29047260AmeSame/10
Oh no, anything but being stepped on Haachama.... let's avoid that...
>>29047711Laughing is unironically a trainable reaction. She's been watching Pekora streams on a daily basis so what started as mimicry has over time transformed into her natural laugh.Another anon in these threads described how he trained himself to snort when laughing because it was funny. My laugh turned into a loud "fwahahaha" because of a certain speedrunner I watch whose laugh I liked.
>>29047822Haachama cooking is very frightening, anon
>>29047296I'm on the 10th my head started throbbing already
>>29047568W-Where's Space Echo?
>>29047723So it's either>Ame was dragging it for entertainment, messing with chat>Ame is so shit as chess she actually couldn't close it despite her wanting to finish
>>29047547they dont do the full traditional marathon, but people use marathon to refer to any long run.
I would feel bad for Amelia considering how much Haachama is talking in this collab, but she does have a 2nd collab tomorrow so maybe they'll talk more.
Is Haachama's English getting worse or am I just imagining it?
>>29047822she's witnessing the creation of an inhumane dish, I'd be nervous too
>>29047858Take it as a challenge and attempt to fix it whenever she has her back turned.
>when I eat eggs I get dicked
>>29047784More like aSMELLia
They don't use eggs to fry chicken do they?
>>29047568>>29047691
>>29047703Civia is a fucking commie
>Hachama doesn't know you need flour to fry things
>>29047807They are graduating on those dates. Echo is MIA
Does Haachama even know her own allergies?
>>29047867She eats everything she cooks because she doesn't waste food.
>>29047568F
>>29047568>[Important notice]>Announcement of the graduation of "Horolive China" membersWhat did DeepL mean by this?
Allergic to eggs!? JESAS Hachama.
>>29047866People? I don't see any people graduating except for Yogiri, who was born and raised in TAIWAN.
>>29047568Good riddance backstabbing retards
chess retards ruined the collab
>>29047568We won EN chads
>>29047349On the left half of the screen.
>>29047866I wouldn’t exactly call them “people”
>>29047777Always has been
>>29047578She's holding back the strength of her shrieks unless Ame is involved.She killed her virtual dog(z) so hard she was traumatized by it. She's now ready to pull sneaky mesugaki moves to get Ame to spend more time with her.She has long nails and had her thumb pushed into her hand or something while bowling as a kid.
Haachama....
>>29047822Shes not used to speaking to someone and not being able to fully communicate with them, due to the retard baby English Hacchama is using
>>29047757this was all spade echo's grand scheme to monopolise the chinese market
>>29047805SHHHHAAAAARRRRRRTTTTT
C-Chumsharts we got too cocky...
>>29047834They need to send Interpol after Haato.
>what is buttermilkhaachama PLEASE
>>29047775I'm aussie too, I just don't really care about the gay laws. If i collected physical I would be fucking pissed though.
>Understandable, have a nice day.
>>29047568ABAYO
>>29047822Haachama's cooking would break any person
>>29047784>"I love Gura so much, she's the strongest shark in the whole ocean!"Something like that, Gura is too sweet... that's her idea of a prank..
Why didn't she cut the vegetables?
>>29047777Artia I......
>>29047578Holy shit, is that some teracoot fanart?
>>29047568>Staggered graduation dates>all a week or more from nowFor what purpose? What difference does it make?
>>29047777>No 25th
UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A NICE DAY.
>>29047568I didn't think it would happen :(
>better now
>>29047778AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29047783civia made a big shitshow of it i thinkon bilibli she leaked her anniverisary voice pack, her new costume and some other shit on stream during some weird meltdownthe rest, including artia kinda just said, yeah this sucks very sad and moved on
>>29047904>pleased to announce they will be graduating based nips
How the fuck is this retard with basic comprehension of the english language managing to survive alone in Australia?
>fluent englishHeh
>>29047568Translate it or fuck off.
Eigo jouzu
EIGO JOUZU'D
>>29047931she didn't put a whole chicken in, she isn't making soup
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29047778MY NARRATIVES TRIUMPH!
>>29047390It's a remake of this long-running cooking show's theme. '3-Minute Cooking': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy3eznufCKE I find it amusing that there isn't much mention of this, as far as I've seen.
>>29047951Anon why did she do anything she did here?
What the actual fuck? This is not the way to treat your friends Ame.Fuck this whore, I said I'd defend her because she's my oshi's oshi but this is going too far.Ame you fucking bitch I swear to Poseidon I'll fucking reply to this post or you become dumb like the shark
OFFICIALLY HOLO EN GEN ZERO
>>29047904>we are pleased to announce kusa
Oh fuck. Kiara jozu'd Hachama.
>>29047784>i literally can't stop chumming to cunny
>>29047890Kiara is giga stacy. Ame is a fucking shut-in.What did you expect?
please don't encourage her to speak more english KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Kiara praising Haachama englishKiara is a good girl.
Super narrative hereAme didn't tweet that on Gura's account for the dumb joke. She tweeted it cause she knew we would call gura's fans cumsharts forever now.Rate the narrative put of 10
Fuck china
Please god tell me no one is actually going to consume this...
>>29047967Same way the abos do
Haachama confirmed Holo EN!!!
>>29047983>"fluent english"Is Kiara taking a piss?
>>29047904About fucking time
>>29047985Anonchama, try to watch the stream...
>>29047578she really dislikes being given a handicap or a handout of any kind
>Understandable, Have a nice day!Is Haachama ever going to have a cringe moment when she keeps pushing this meme with the holo ENs and then realizes it's just a lame reference and not one of the popular actually used ones?
Yes, yes you do Haachama. Do your conversation reps.
>>29047568ame i think you're taking the tweet batsu game too far
>>29047784>I'm not a gremlin, I'm a goblin cause I can't stop goblin' down all these dicks
>>29048007Anon I...
Oh shiiiiiit, Kiara is scouting HoloEN's newest member.
>>29047931OHNONONONONONONO
>>29048003Fuck you, ENCOURAGE HER MORE, KIARA!
>>29047887She is staying, moving to HololiveID which is debuting in a few months.
>>29047691something something they will all have graduated by December 27th
>>29047866>people
>>29048007Your ancestors have eaten worse.
>>29047987Ame kills it again
>>29047967Merely pretending to be retarded.
GURAME IS FUCKING ALIVETHE NARRATIVES ARE TRUE
>Kiara praising Haato, her English is better than when she was with Amelia>already asking for a dateHOW IS KIARA SO POWERFUL WE UNDERESTIMATED HER HLG BROS
>>29047904>I am still immature as a company, and I will continue to do so in the future.Bros???
>>29047990oh so this is where that damned song came from
>>29047679>>29047783Civia follows chink antis and flipped the fuck out, thinking she could do whatever she wanted because "Hey, they're gonna fire me anyway". Stupid bitch.
>>29047568Echo is not graduated, any narratives?
>I wanna try itBitch you live in Australia. They speak English there.
>>29047995Shark cant stay mad with Ame
>>29047995Will I have the same level of cute and funny powers and appearance?
>>29047822Badly cooking fish and chicken is fairly serious.
>>29047904spade echo is still holocn!?
>>29048016Well you can argue it'll end up as soup, but that's just chicken pieces isn't it? I can't tell
>>29048012Eigo jouzu
>>29047568Holy shit it's over
Deadbraps or Chumsharts?
>>29048025FUNNY FUNNY BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>29047513>loli is pedowhere the fuck do you people come from? jesus christ..
>>29047440AMEEE!!!!
>>29047858I refuse and get stepped on instead
>>29047587It wasn't a real match, it was like watching a toddler draw.
>>29048051
>>29047778Yab!
>>29047778You made me check the archives, you fuck. Here's a free (You)
>>29047762theres a disorder where you literally cant taste anything at all. tongue broken.maybe this explains it
>>29047296>>29047600are ?! and ?? standard notation or was the computer doing the analysis expressing surprise and exasperation?
>>29047778Ame...
>>29047568Fuck yea FINALLY FUCK OFF BUGS
>>29048039>moving to HololiveID which is debuting in a few months.Time traveler chama?
>gura talks about the wager during phasmophobia like it was already a decided thing>brings it up to ame for the first time almost 2 hours into the streamcall me crazy but i think gura might be autistic
>>29047873ogey chumshart
>>29047440That's so fucking stupid, I love Amelia.
>>29047252>she didn't even bother to mention it during the streamSad, don't want to say she sounds ungrateful but, damn.
>>29047728>cumshart is seething
So, it's cool Haachama wants to speak to english-speakers so much, but how are her JP fans taking it?I'd assume they'd feel alienated? Or maybe they're cool idk
>>29047565I have concluded based on extensive mmd research that shion is the sexiest hologirl.
So did Hachama actually season the chicken/soup at all?
>>29047848Hands of God are blue now and Stockpile Thomas has a pompadour. If I showed you a screenshot you could very easily not tell it's the same game, yet it plays the exact same despite the five games that came after it.
>>29048072You can see the entire chicken, the thights are connected to the breast still
>>29047822Haachama cooking changes people, anon. Fucking LUNA broke character because of it.
>>29047904Isn't one missing?There were six, right?
>It's finishedDO NOT EAT THIS
>>29047568AHAHAHAHAH GET REKT
>>29047780
>>29048076Why not both?
there's no fucking way that chicken is cooked
NO DONT EAT IT
>>29048024Based Ame.
>>29047578She's a farmer
>>29048025saved
>>29047493good
>I forgot I was cookingHaachama can't be stopped
>>29047898same
FUUUUCK WHY ARE THEY SO KINO TOGETHERAME AND GURA ARE SO MADDINGLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.
Gura please stop
>>29048053Haachama is probably just more comfortable around Kiara, because if she happens to relapse into Japanse, Kiara will still be able to pick up on it anyway unlike Ame.
>>29048107They probably think it's cute.
>>29047679Because she's a dumb cunt who tried to coerce the company into giving them the IP avatars by setting cover up.
I love HoloEN, thank you for the sane anons in here that aren't tribalists too! I love you all
>>29048095And that's a good thing
>>29048025Based
>she's already taking it out
>>29047987tee-teeThey are definitely fucking
>>29048127She's eating raw chicken isn't she? RIP Haachama
Uh, Ame only got one tweet on Gura's account, right?
A little bit about chess.-- Pawns can only move 1 space forward. They take sideways, because that way they can protect each other. -- Because bishops can only move diagonal, they are locked to a single color. You have 1 lightsquare, and 1 darksquare bishop. -- Rooks move horizontally or vertically. Because they are not locked to a color, they are considered more powerful and more valuable than a bishop.-- Queens are the most powerful piece, and can move either like a rook or a bishop. Taking your opponents queen is a major objective.-- Knights move in a strange pattern, but there's a reason for their madness. This type of move is the only one that can attack the queen without being attacked. Knights are the only piece that can hop over other pieces in their move. -- King are slow and must be protected. But they can be strong in the lategame if the queens and rooks are off the board. There are a few "special rules"1) You cannot move into check. This means you cannot move a piece which is guarding your king from being attacked. The game forces you to prevent your king from being taken at all costs using the "check" mechanic.2) Pawns can move 2 spaces on their first move. This was an innovation that was developed to speed up games. But this comes at a cost, it's now possible to "leap past" the pawn of your opponent and avoid their attack. To fix this deficiency, they created "en passant". You can take a pawn which moves 2 spaces past your pawn. This is one of the few special rules of chess.3) Castling allows your king to move 2 or 3 spaces in one move. If your king has not been moved, and your rook has not been moved, you can exchange their positions into the center. This is a defensive maneuver which helps expedite your king's journey to the corner, where he is much better defended, and it helps get your rooks in play, which is often difficult. In general, the values assigned to pieces are as follows:Pawn = 1Bishop = 3Knight = 3Rook = 5Queen = 9So if you trade your rook for a bishop and 2 pawns, that's an even trade. These values are not set in stone. It's known that a knight in the middle of the board is more valuable than just 3 points. In particular if there are no pawns that can move up and challenge the knight. And it's known that the bishop-pair is extremely strong, especially in the mid-late game. A single bishop might be worth 3 points, but the bishop pair working in coordination is worth much more than 6 points. A "passed pawn" is also much more valuable than 1 point. This is a pawn which has no pawns in front of it, or that can attack it, and is racing towards the finish line. Stopping a passed pawn from reaching the end and promoting can be difficult.
>>29047778Nicely made edit.
>HoloCN is now terminated.YOU CAN STOP POSTING ARTIA NOW.
>>29047568what the fuck, did she dodge graduation?
Chumshartbros....
>>29048091That's the notation for "Inaccuracy" and "Blunder" respectively
>>29047778God damn it Ame what are you doing here.
>>29047784>"amelia suckson"
>>29047866>PeopleChinkroaches aren't people.
>>29047778Fake and gay
>>29047987Ame is such a fucking dork LMAO
Haachama salmonella pot is finished
>>29048107I'm sure JP bros don't mind seeing Haachama being retarded in any language
>>29048107>I'd assume they'd feel alienated? Or maybe they're cool idkWhy would they feel alienated shes been like this for a long time.
>>29048051>Yellow and BlueIs this the canon colors now
>>29047568Ah well.
>>29047784>UUUUOOOOOOH SHARK'S BELLY SO EROTIC!!!! :shark::lips::loudly_crying_face:
>>29048160No
PEKORA, TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBIATORS
>>29048154
>>29047329Gura tries to assert dominance but gets teased into submission by Ame
>>29047822haachama is defiling kiaras corpse.nothing could prepare her for this
>>29048139I think she's talking about the haachama collab anon. That being said yeah they are fucking after its over.
>AAAAAAAAAAH I TOUCH MY DICKSH-haachama...?
>>29048139You just know how hard Ame was laughing when she posted that and they were in the call together
Haachama's voice is so cute in a weird way
>It is doneMhmmm, salmonella, nice and hot.
>>29048034NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29047778AME GET OUT THIS PLACE IS FOR BOYS ONLY
>>29047957Probably something to do with their contracts, ending things on an even date for accounting purposes.
>I touched my dickHaachama!?
>owww I touch my diiickuhhh
Haachamachamaaaaaaa~
>I touched my dickWHAT?!
That looks edible. I won't lie.
>>29047584>this is your brain on schizos Gura antis
>I touched my di**WTF HAAACHAMA!?!!!?!?!!!
>>29047913With that infamous Japanese immune system? How is she not dead by now?
>It actually looks okayWell, she's dead
>>29048153this is a pretty standard gura post, have you seen the rest of her twitter?
Are we sure Haachama made this because it actually looks decent
IT'SFUCKINGRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>29047727Biden is a fucking pedo and so is liking loli.>normal friends like loliSo they are just fucking pedo too
there's no fucking way that chicken is finished
>>29047826>>29048128Is having a big garden normal for Americans? Or is this a state specific thing
no seasoning...?
Is this finally the time Haachama gets salmonella?
>>29048086this is too kinoguramebros... we won..
THAT CHICKEN LOOKS DANGEROUSLY FUCKING RAW
>>29047440ALO, CHUMSHARTS?
>>29048107They were fine with it when she talked about it. Besides she still does a lot of Japanese streams
Please tell me Haachama isn't going to eat fucking undercooked chicken
>>29047987GURAME IS REALAMESAME IS REALIM CHUMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGG
How HOW HOW DID IT END UP PRESENTABLE
>>29047568>tfw feel bad slightly for the girls, but glad to be free of the bugmen menace
>>29048229Someone should call the police.
That ain't cooked
>>29048220>that chicken>looks okay
>>29047440Ame calm down
>>29048170Smellelia Fartson
>>29047568o7honestly they didn't deserve (oh Artia definitely did) but Civia my wife, yog and the rest it's kind of a shame, hopefully they can find success and for the ones stuck over their if Xi hasn't already brain washed them they can leave.That said I agree we should no longer allow them to be on topic here
It'd be pretty good as long as her chicken is actually cooked...
My new narrative is that Spade Echo has somehow unironically completely dodged graduation, kinda based.
>>29047987She can't keep getting away with it
>>29048095Yes she is dumb as fuck and that is very cute.
>>29048160>12月19日There's still time.
>>29047421She barely knows how to move the chess pieces, anon. Come on.
>>29047777Sad for Yogiri. Happy that all the other fucks are getting booted out
>>29047858find the nearest cliff and jump off
>>29048160DO U
>noodle is taste noodle???
I feel like vomitting
P fucking sure that chicken isn't cooked through
>Kiara pain faceKEK
>>29047987AME!!!
>Noodle taste noodle
Jackchama......
How big is Haachama's dick?
>>29048107What does 5ch think?
>GyozaHas she ever NOT used it
>>29047778>>>28929263>>>>28928908>>shark? more like shart
>nazca starts off by forcing her retarded kfc kayfabe>then fellow esl haachama gets completely mogged and made to seem like a retarded child by menhara barbie's paternalistic gigastacy energyThis phoenix is too strong. It's no wonder bunny girl is morbidly terrified of her very existence. This explains why they dumped her on holo en to buy a couple months. Nazca can crush jp holos in less than the span of a single stream.
>>29047777What does it say, we don't all speak Chinkolese?
>>29047727>>>>/pol/
God help us all
I think Kiara is actually concerned.
Honestly, if it weren't for the fish this probably wouldn't be terrible.
haachama don't die
>>29048209Fair enough.
>>29047869based
>>29048232You don't eat your chicken medium rare?
Next on haachama cooking
>>29047440El detectivo Americano...
post kiara's true expression
>>29048205That's her fake loli voice, watch her first videos as akai haato to see the huge difference.
where did the fish go
>>29048058To be fair Aussie English isn't that easy for ESLs
I want to go to a gourmet restaurant wiith Haachama to see her reaction now.
>>29048114Spade Echo is missing.
>>29048218What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Haachama is actually the strongest Holo.
Haachama hospital arc begins tomorrow
>>29048232Salmonella RTA
>>29048200>posted it literally immediately after @ing gura with heartsi respectfully disagree. plus she almost rarely comments about other streams besides advertising them
>>29047841Cope fag
>>29046833Haachama's bgm melts my brain
>>29048288looks like a filipino dish my friend gave me
>>29048289Did you just reply to posts from 5 hours and 3 threads ago?
>>29048095She was trying to figure out how to bring it up naturally.
>>29048298Bro, it was 30 minutes. I'd be concerned too. That chicken is nowhere near cooked
Haachama is cuter than usual today
>>29048267The only one streaming until their graduation date is Yogiri
Please tell me the chumshart wont stick and people will forget about it by the other thread...
>>29047794>>29047339SAUCE ME UP FAMPAI>>29046919>>29047186>>29047187Why do you believe this lie? Idgaf about weebshit but I like hentai. I'm normie as fuck>>29047113This is true. Like normies can also enjoy lolis hentai we're just not obsessed with validation like weeb incels
>>29047822Watch Haachama cooking with Luna if you want to see a slow breakdown into madness.
Who the fuck eats boiled chicken wings? God that's disgusting I find it hard to believe she's eating that right now.
Tonight confirmed it, Gura is as menhera as Matsuri.
>>29048154>To fix this deficiency, they created "en passant". You can take a pawn which moves 2 spaces past your pawn.The fuck. Never knew that
Would you eat it? Be honest.
>boiled fish bacon and chicken together
>>29048307kek
>>29048300She cooked the chicken for 15 minutes, it's actually raw (even if it was fully cooked it would be super slimy)
6/10
>>29048292That's Japanese, do your reps
>>29048145What color does blue and yellow make?
>>29048313It's just British English with a redneck twang.
Holy shit, what would happen if gura and watson had an off collab? Would we even have a thread or would the narratives be so strong it nukes the whole site
>>29048054>cover was the loli all alongUOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>29047584I'll shart all over you any time, buddy
>>29048107Haato is coming back to Japan in December she's making the best of it while she can, she'll go back to full Japanese soon watch
>>29047578distant wi-fi probably not living alone
Ame is that kind of friend that loves embarrassing her best friend in front of the othersLike, they're in front of strangers and Ame just says>DO YOU KNOW THAT GURA LIKES MASTURBATING TO FUJO???Or things like that
>6/10Hachama's gonna cook Chikin next
>>29047778AAAAAAAAA NO THIS NARRATIVE IS TOO STRONG FOR ME WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN MEEEEEEEE
>>29048350fuck no
>>29048160I'm going to post her new incarnation here and discuss her here whenever she's streaming.It's down to sharkmeido to stop me, not you.
I really wish I knew how to cook things. The most "complicated" meal I can make right now iare glazed porkchops with asapagus and a baked potato
>>29048231It's not uncommon to have a few plants. Tomatoes, peppers, squash, and herbs are very frequently grown in pots or a small section of the yard, sometimes herbs are used decoratively as well.
>>29048341of course it won't. everyone knows we're pissfags.
>>29048324Oh okay yeah then I'm probably wrong.
What are the chances Haachama ends up in the hospital later today
>>29048026Ina please...
>>29048160too bad, you blew your load demanding we stop literally weeks ago, our hearts are already hardened. artia is always welcome in hololive global
>>29048243smol
>>29048350she only boiled that chicken for like 20 minutes, hell no
>6/10 [laughs]>okay 100/1000 [laughs]
>100/100>"nice!"she just hears big numbers and gets excited
>>29048231Rural areas in the US
>>29048260>Civialol noShe's one of the worst. That's why she had her little mini meltdown. She was quick to unfollow Coco and follows a lot of known chink anti's on twitter. She's bugman through and through, anon.
>>29048350Eat Haachama? sure without a doubt.
she legit might be out of action soon kek
>>29048231Yeah it's normal if you have the space for it in any state.
>>29048160Never
>>29047822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIR1m99B4wI
>6/10>That's pretty high!jesus christ kiara is the scaruffi of food reviews
>>29048047yeah and they're dead lmao
>>29048350no way fag
>>29048366Gura... don't look...
>>29048341im gonna link it in every single thread
>1 (one) free salmonella!
>>29048350The fucking bone is still FUCKING THERE
>>29048161Being moved to another branch instead
>100 out of 1000
>If you finish the meal I made for you, you can have sex with me!What do you do?
>>29048270Chowa....
>>29048373You are a better cook than 98% of people, congrats
Kiara dont give her ideas
>>29048290The Nazca shit was unironically created by a schizo on this board. They dropped the name, then created a channel which they brought up themselves in the thread, and deleted it when people started subbing to it.
>>29048335It's the post number from the picture. Which means it's fake.
Kiara is dialing Australian poison control hotline as we speakhttps://www.health.gov.au/contacts/poisons-information-centre
Kiara kept to her honesty. I'll buy a few chicken coins but I wonder how the JoPs will handle it.
>>29048334Yeah it would look like tinolang manok without the noodles.
>>29048353I've never boiled chicken, but I'd imagine that 15 minutes is more than enough.
>
>Kiara egging Hachama to make rainbow-colored foodKIARA, PLEASE, THINK OF THE FANS
>>29048311Well I did mean Haachama when I said it. I like her regular voice too though.
>>29048230Go back to /pol/, biden voter.
>>29048341Of course it will. Just get used to it fellow chumshart.
This chicken actually not that bad. Looks pretty bland tho. She got like, salt, sweetness from the wings and that's about it
>teaching her about food coloringdear god Kiara why
>>29047961>literally sets up a situation where cover that would force cover to give them the avatars or suffer a damaged reputation.Anon, I'm actually more surprised they didn't kick that cunt right away.
>>29048350It's fucking raw.
Tell me about Pikamee, why is she depicted as a lolicon?
>>29048421Why isn't Echo listed on the CN announcement?
>>29048421>Arabic
>>29048317Yagoo is a lolicon
I don't think I can live eating Haachama's cooking.
>>29048372based
>>29048432Stare at it
>>29048432I'd be too busy puking my guts out to notice her riding me
>>29048350If the condition was if I eat Haachama's cooking then I get to eat out Haachama, then yes.
>>29048317did she draw tentacle porn on stream lmfao
How pure is the titanium content in Haachama's stomach lads?
>>29048145>>29048356>>29047987
What happens if Haachama shits herself on stream from food poisoning
>if Gura had won, she probably would have posted something along the lines of "I love Gura!!">ame decides to make a literal shit joke>gura's heart is now crushed and her attraction to ame significantly diminishedI envy the alternate timeline where Gura won, and the /u/ narrative became even stronger....
>>29048432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUG9VzHoEoc
>>29048421Will they be missed?
>>29048421>spade echo is so irrelevant that even cover forgot they existed
>>29048421Where's Echo?
>>29048350Undercooked chicken is serious business.
>>29048350I've eaten worse. I would eat it anytime.
>>29048170Suckson what, anon? SUCKSON WHAT?
>>29048421>which one is the bitch from taiwan?i hope she posts a big fuck you to all the bugmen on her bilibili account before deleting it
>>29048446It takes 20-30 to fully cook chicken breasts in an oven, it takes AT MINIMUM an hour for an entire chicken to boil
>Getting haachama into food colouringSUGOIATOMIC GREEN GYOZA
>>29048341Chumbuddy more like chumpdummy
>Chicken actually encouraging herHoly shit
>>29048350fuck that shit
>>29048341I don't hate it actually, it'll be fun shitposting it may last a few days, who knows
Raw cauliflower is delicious fuck you chicken
>>29047674I'm a Chumbud myself and I'm pretty sure Gura will shitpost the same."Amelia LOSTSHUNNNN"
Gura needs a game called How To Get In.
>>29048432Kill myself.
This collab sucks.
>>29048486She's already thrown up on stream
>>29048373That sounds awesome. Will you cook for me?
Kiara is dragging Haachama further into depravity
>>29048341Gura antis will latch onto anything
>>29047252Based. Meanwhile Mori fucking put Gura on the spot about 1 million even when she was desperately trying to avoid talking about it. Fucking cunt.
>>29048432Well if I dont finish it she will step on me.I guess either way i'll finish.
>>29048341It's going to become part of the Ame megaphone ritual poster's Mori post. Better get used to it, Chumsharts.
>what color are your pantiesGood question Kiara
>>29048480She did, plus she played Persona 5 on stream and streamed Clannad to all her viewers. Chinks don't give a fuck.
what the fuck kiara?
>>29048448What could possibly go wrong
>What color are your panties?
>>29048317she's cute
>no bra!>panties are the safe place>haachama what color are your panties>aaah i will check mine now. mm, mm. the lace and ribbon ones
>>29048350Only if I have a death wish.
>>29048160I will keep posting milkbags until the end.https://files.catbox.moe/18rmna.webm
Who is Artia?
Kiara please, she's too retarded to consent
kiara asking some good questions
>>29047926>She's now ready to pull sneaky mesugaki moves to get Ame to spend more time with her.Honestly those were pretty cute>I don't think we should play this game, Gura...>You don't want to spend more time with me? Oh okay...>No no no no
>>29048421>we are pleased to announcekek
>what color are your panties>I can take mine offwhat the fuck is happening
Chicken dominating Haachama.
How did we get from food poisoning to the color of their pantsu?
>>29048486I will get an erection, that's for sure
>Panties talkEveryone shut up. This is serious talk now
Kiara is actually not wearing panties
<< You're not going to believe this Jean-Louis, they all have ribbon panties! >>
I thought raw chicken was a delicacy in Japan
>>29048432WHAT USE IS THE SEX IF IM FUCKING DEAD
Someone posts that mexican "dish"
we're witnessing sexual assault on stream
>>29048488You really had to remind me I'm in the shittier timeline huh?
Damn, Kiara talks so lewd
>15 great collaboration 1M celebration incoming??
KIARA NO
>Gurame>ChamaKiara>PekoraKorone later tonight>All the bugs kicked out of HololiveApart from Gura's karaoke getting postponed, what a great fucking day.
>>29048341I hope they will forget it....someday...
tonight has been a weird night to say the least.
>>29048432I can eat anything, my stomach is iron.
>>29048495I'm pretty sure Echo was the most popular CN on bilibili
KIARA IN A MICRO-MINITRASHCOMPACTOR IS BEING UNLEASHED
>>29048557what is a bag of muke?
>>29048432Eat it and then throw it all up in the bathroom
KIARA IS OUT-LEWDING HAACHAMATHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>29048582I've only heard of of raw eggs.
KIARA DON'T HANG YOURSELF THE FOOD ISN'T THAT BAD
>>29048578
KIARA GET DOWN FROM THE CHAIR
>>29048559kek
>>2904848695% of the viewers stop jerking off, 5% start jerking harder
it's staggering how much better this collab is turning out than ame's
WHY THE FUCK IS MY RETARDED DAUGHTER WITH THAT STUPID PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN? OH MY FUCKING GOD. GET THE FUCK OUT STUPID CHICKEN. DON'T RUIN MY RETARDED DAUGHTER.
KIARA IS TRYING TO TEMPT HAACHAMA WITH HER LEWD TUMMY AND THIGHS
Was that a fucking reflectance layer on Kiara's transformation belt?
>>29048350>Eating raw chickenI'd rather avoid being delivered into the next hospital asap.
>>29047252YOOO GURA YOU HIT 1M SUBS HOLY SHIT OH HOLD ON SORRY I JUST GOT A BIG AKASUPA FROM X GUH YOU DIDNT HAVE TO MAN THANK YOU SO MUCH ANYWAY ABOUT THOSE 1M SUBS CONGRATULAT- OH MY GOD Y WITH THE HUUGE AKASUPA
not fair
>>29048567>Kiara fucking all the Holo's is turning out to not be a narrative
>>29048576Real worn panties smell fucking disgusting majority of the time
What the fuck chumshart really? Fucking everyone in /hlgg/ is a gura anti including watson. MEEEEIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOOSSSS TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did Gura fart? Or what happened?
>>29048421>I am still immature as a company, but will continue to do so in the futurelol kek
>>29048618Kiara is really good at communication
Mori, your wife is being slutty again
>>29048604>
>30k watchingwhat the, when did the stream get unshadowbanned?I didn't even know they could do that
oh god
>HoloCN rekt>PeKorone collab happeningBest day.Ever.
>>29048594Pekorone maybe
>>29048341we can't have 2 shit related names for followings, that's too heavy on the scat themes. 1 is a joke, 2 is moving beyond a joke.
>>29047568why are people angry at Artia? Isn't she the one being fucked in the first place?
>>29048432I'll either lose my virginity or die trying.
This is my first time seeing Haachama on her own channel, is this seriously her BGM? I think my brain is melting and I kind of like it
>>29048432Eat it, then take her to an amusement park or somewhere else we can have. Having fun with my little sister is better than having sex, and I would give my life too see Haachama smile.
wtf you can't cheat like that, Kiara. She told you her pantsu color so you tell yours.
>>29048482How the fuck did GurAme became this much more interesting than the official one Takamori?
>>29047674I'll choose to believe this narrative for fun, but you know Gura would've shitposted too.People in here doubt Gura's ability to banter too much, she's a pretty witty girl.
>>29048421>we are pleased to announce that you will be graduating from Hololive China
>I don't think you're wearing any panties>You'll have to checkJesus Christ.
>>29048488>implying Ame's sense of humor is not part of what makes gura love her more and more
Okay tonight confirms it, Haachama is 100% honorary EN. This collab is great.
Kiara really fucking likes blondes, huh?
>kfp working uniform is short enough to flash her panties to everyone all the time>as kfp owner she approved the designdumb slut
>>29048638Gura lost a bet to Ame so Ame tweeted that on Gura's account
>>29048160Artiacucks, just stick to your discords.
What Haachama would eat next time
That chicken wing looks vile.
does anyone have that pic of gura standing in corner?
>>29048496>>29048496She needs more time to think.
>>29048596Ame's detective diaries was her best yet
>>29048594would a FBK, korone, and gura collab get 100k+ viewers?
holy fuck im chumming
>>29047841lmao, they are still on topic for FIVE (5) WEEKS
>>29048657your blain is bloken
>>29048582There's chicken tartare, yes, but it involves free-range chickens that go through a special supply chain to prevent contamination.
>>29048578<< IS THAT?! >>
>>29047778IS THIS A NARRATIVE OR A TIMELOOP? TASUKETEEEEEEEE
>>29048649>PeKorone collab happeningWhat the fuck? You fucks told me they hated each other
>>29048635
>>29048107You'd think that, but Japan has a rather interesting self-loathing in regards to its native language. Using loan words and more Sino-Japanese terms / phrases / etc. elevates your status and makes you come off as more learned and dignified, so being able to speak another foreign language is actually a huge boost to your social worth. You see this mindset frequently on 5ch, for instance, especially during JP-EN collabs where they repeatedly complain that the JP speakers aren't accomodating the EN speakers by not speaking their language, even if they are the majority.
>>29048670Blonde hair and blue eyes
Oh my god I can't believe Kiara is going to fuck Haachama too...
>>29048638she let Ame post on her twitter if she lost
THIS FUCKING COLLAB!
>>29048637Sharkmeido? More like shartmeido
Kiara/Haachama King of Fighters collab when?
>>29048583Mega narrative hereAme didn't tweet that on Gura's account for the dumb joke. She tweeted it cause she knew anon would make a retarded post about it and we would call him a retard
uhoh they're running out of topics...
>kiara challenging haachama to fight outside bell st maccasfucken based
>>290474401 (One) Free Clout Chase
Announcement Regarding the Graduation of Members of [Hololive China]Thank you all for the support toward "hololive production" and "hololive China"."hololive China"'s [夜霧Yogiri][希薇娅Civia][朵莉丝Doris][阿媂娅Artia][罗莎琳Rosalyn] will graduate from "hololive China" on the following dates.希薇娅Civia: November 18 2020阿媂娅Artia: December 19 2020夜霧Yogiri: December 20 2020朵莉丝Doris: December 26 2020罗莎琳Rosalyn: December 27 2020*Ordered by date of graduation*The graduation date is subject to change due to situations.We would like to thank all supporting fans and related personnel helping to this day, and we wish continued support to the members of hololive China before their graduation.November 12, 2020Cover Corp.From Discord
>>29048145We have them we're just better at filtering them and HLG has been around longer we'll be like them in due time...
>>29048631Big Ups my man
>>29048663One is natural and organic and the other is forced and overplayed.
She's dead.
>>29048488FUCK, this is true
>>29048341>trying to get people to stop saying cumbudsI see you
>>29048421So were getting an emergency Gen 2 EN to distract like they did with Aloe right?
Oh shit, they're going to fight
my brain is leaking out of my ears listening to this chuuni nonsense
>>29048663Because it doesn't feel forced as fuck
>>29048575Based scatchad
Kiara no you dont know what you are challenging. That thing is Australias strongest weapon
>>29048644People stopped watching the GurAme collab, not hard to figure out there was audience overlap.
This stream is escalating out of control. How do we contain it?
Haachama going full chunni is cute
what is this conversation
>kiara with her sword and shield fighting hachama and her hairsomeone draw this
>>29048635What are you gay?
>>29048687Gura has pulled 70k by herself, so it's not out of the question.
>>29048494Absolutely not. All of them had insanely low viewership overall, and the only one anybody really gave a shit about, Artia, wound up being at best a dumb attention whore who tried to manipulate the situation into a better business position for herself, and at worst a CCP sympathizer who endorsed the harassment of Coco. Fuck Artia, and fuck trying to chase CCP money in general. Its not worth it, never has and never will be
>>29048594Maybe? Gura has a mystery collab on her schedule that day
>>29048160stop acting like a janitor. You're no sharkmeido
>>29048695https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1326796032919867393?s=20Not anymore
>>29048231Outside of cities, land is cheap. Lots of backyard space.
>>29048635t. homosexual or womanI'm not a pervert but I've enjoyed smelling all my previous partners' used panties before/after sex.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
>I'll fight you outside after the stream, you stupid chuunibyou bitch
>>29048720>Gura shitting on the trannysharkBased
>>29048687Marine got 100k+ viewers solo
>>29048720God the absolute fucking state of this lamprey troon.
>>29048720Absolutamente asqueroso
I really worry one day Haachama is just gonna drink bleach on stream guys..
>>29048720fuck the tranny
>Haachamabyo
>I'm not chuunibyou!>I'm haachamabyou!
Wait is Kiara really explaining chuuni
>>29048732Yes
>>29048720ARTEMIS!!!!. GOD I HOPE SHE COLLAB WITH GURA IN FUTURE
>>29048720Gura straight up calling out artemis for being a wet fart.
>>29048583retard
scale of 1 to yes, how much is haachama going to shit her pants tomorrow
Kiara's voice changer bugging out...
>>29048644Ame sent everyone to Kiara's stream once the collab ended
Akai's so fucking cute bros fuck
>>29048421>We are pleased to announce that you will be graduating>I am still immature as a company, but I will continue to do so in the future
Ameliakeks...
>>29048689HAACHUMMING
>>29048713
>>29048096I'll cumshart into your condomate, if you know what I mean
i thought it was middle school syndrome
>>29048732This isn't a cause for concern it's a cause for celebration. Now Holo doesn't have to walk on eggshells.
>>29048649>>PeKorone collabAren't both of them allergic to collabs? How is this even happening?
>>29048733CUMSHARTSCUMSHARTS
>>29048720fuck off
>>29048356Green.
>>29048657She has many different ones
>>29048720COLLAB SOON!!!???HONORARY HOLOEN SOON!!????
>>29048774on a new live2d outfit which is arguably more hype. noel (who averages 10-15k) got like 140k or some shit.
Haachama chuuni eyepatch costume makes meCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUUIUUUUUUUUIUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGHHHBHHHHHHHHHH
>>29048720
Why is this so much better than Amelia's attempt at collabing with Haachama
hopefully people will now make stinky diaper fan art of gura after shartting on twitter
>I'M NOT CHUUNIBYOU>MY EYEPATCH SIMPLY HIDES THE SECRET AND SEALS MY POWERS
Wouldn't Haachama get salmonella from under-boiled chicken?
>>29048730No just sleeping
>>29048794There's no way that's real. Kiara is German.
I want to euthanize haato for her own goodI am sorry
>>29048800It is
>>29048794Ina and Gura were confirmed incorrect, you dumb SEAniggerKys
>>29048681
Kiara is too extrovert for Haachama.
>if I show my eye then EVERYONE'S GONNA DEADIs Haachama the most powerful holo?
>>29048784Kill yourself
20 MORE MINUTES
Bros we're not even halfway through
>>29048618Its because kiara went full bottom left from the get go ame was to mild
>>29048784Nice bait
>>29047784>Gura, will you marry me?
>>29048720GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING TRANNY SHARK.
>>29048794mori kinda cute wtf
Just remember we could of got double eyepatch Haachama but Cover turned her down
>>29048818It's not.
>>29048828It's fake you retard.
>>29048596Thanks bugmen.
How would you translate "chuunibyou" to english, anyway?
>>29048720>This fucking tranny is still trying to leechI wish he would just fuck off already
>>29048341I'm chumbud and I honestly think it's an improvement
>>29048635Maybe it's just yours
I don't think any of the other EN's could pull off this stream like Kiara has
>first time watching HaachamaIs she always this fucking insane?
>i will kill youwhat did she mean by this
>>29048398No that's not true
>>29048826Yes.
>I will kill youJesus Haachama, calm down.
>>29048826You think Haachama is that weak? She's trained her stomach over 1000 folded Haachama cooking meals.
Kiara and Haachama have pretty good chemistry I gotta say
>>29047568>OH N-
>>29048594Watame already leaked it. It's another Amoung Us collab.
>I'll kill youFucking the way she just calmly said that.
>>29048844I wish my oshi streamed this much
>>29048835atleast he updated the kiara image. still using the worse possible image of amelia though.
This chicken is getting crazier by the hour. We need to help her before something serious happens bros.
>>29048862"Autism"
>>29048862Edgelord
>>29048800It's 8th Grade Syndrome, but Kiara translated it as 2nd Grade Syndrome because 8th grade is the 2nd year of middle school in Japan and they don't use the K-12 system.
>>29048720>tranny leech doesn't even watch the streamsNot surprised at all
>>29048803Peko is pushing 900k, need to get her to 1 mil.
>>29048862adolescent delusions of grandeur
>>29048730Good riddance.
>>29048720It is inevitable
>>29048835>he doesn't know
Is the chicken still cooking or did Haachama take it off?
>>29048663Gura and Ame have personalities that mesh well. Calli is just awkward with everyone unless she's in her element (music) and Kiara is hit or miss.
>>29048341I'd be honored if gura sharted my cum.
This BGM is the audio equivalent of the color out of space.
>>29048862>That cringe phase at school, remember?
>>29048844Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia.
>>29048870no it's usually much worse
>>29048835They're all fake, dumbfuck.
>>29048818Because Kiara is an extrovert and Ame isn’t.
>>29048870Yes
>Eat Haachamas cooking>Get to have hot puke sex with her afterLater virgins
>Fenix vs School girl larping as a magical girlKiarachama that's unfair
>>29048747
>>29048365Anon, do you know what an apartment is? Also the Switch needs an adapter for ethernet.
>>29048160Next you're gonna tell me I can't post Aloe lmao
>>29048844damn you Teamates have it nice huh
>>29048870Yes.
>>29048720can this boring fucker stop trying to leech off gura, for fucks sake
>>29048862Middle schooler syndrome
>>29048870She wasnt always like this but she took a turn for the worse after Coco
>>29048862vtuber
I'm out bros, my brain is complete mash at this point. I'm coming back for Noe
>>29048870her blain is bloken prease undatstandu
>Haachama trying to eat Kiara
>the only reason the ame/haachama collab went bad is because Ame didn't treat her like a retard.
>>29048818Because Kiara is leaning into the insanity instead of being forced to play card games she barely understands
>>29048886lmao I nearly fell out of my chair when she said it
>Dumb bimbos roleplaying Narutolol the fuck
>>29048720didn't this tranny leech enough before her debut?
>>29048862Autistic
>>29048784You know Ina could make this a reality.
>>29048907She's already eaten everything
>>29048784>shelol
>>29048794The most beautiful gen
>>29048883Cool! Did she said who is participating?
>>29048870That's what happens when she visited the Philippines.
>>29048862There's no reason to translate it, chuunibyou is the proper name for that.
>>29048928S'cool.
>>29048826Listen, if her previous cooking hasn't killed her, and the Australian outback hasn't killed, what makes you sure this will?
>>29048888>worst possible imageanonchama..
>did you know I cannot die
Haachama's insanity pairs pretty well with Kiara's menhera ngl.
What the fuck are these retards talking about?
I'm pretty impressed by Kiara. This is so suffering level of improv
>>29048747>>29048928
>>29048784Fuck off shartamis
>>29048952Oh god
I'm laughing too much right nowThese two need to collab moreHaachama pls just join holoEN
>>29048904this is fake right
>>29048930>aloe>did nothing wrong>graduated immediately because of retards>artia>backstabbing bitch>took 10 years to graduateDo not dare to compare that disgusting goblin to Aloe
>>29047099my faqing side
>>29048888That image is a lot better than the ones from the distorted shitpostcollab
>>29048837bless you
>>29048950How is Ina related to Artemis?
>>29048930Aloe wasn't fired. She simply went on vacation. She's going to come back some day.
>>29048862you don't. we'd just take it as a loan word.
>>29048882kek, ok /tv/ you got me this time
>>29048862That kid that kept changing the rules so he could win
>>29048862Edgy teen.
>>29048908Calli and Gura actually mesh decently well too because their autism plays off one another quite well.
>>29048060moved to HoloGlobal
>>29048432rape
how do you think Kiara feels larping a chuuni battle with a japanese girl 10 years younger than her speaking broken australian english
>>29048942Ame should just go full debut so they can have a great time
>>29048813The appeal of seeing anime tits is too strong.
This is a special kind of retardation.
How come Coco isn't doing EN collabs?
>>29048888That's the best image I've seen of Ame
>>29048720if she actually understood the context it would be a little more respectable, but this is just straight up leechposting
>>29047154Your lorereps...
>gura outlast>john wick 2 and 3 with amelia>kiara x rushia collab>ina x mori lethal leagueit keeps getting better and better
Even Hachamma can't handle Kiaras convoluted lore
>>29048377>>29048396>>29048407>>29048764Didn't she said she lives alone? Is she a crazy plant lady bros?
>>29048930Aloe is still part of HoloFive though?
>>29048959>m*lbourne>outbackLmao
>>29048828Lurk more you little fucking spastic.
how long before haachama starts tweeting from the hospital
>>29048720What a fucking tragedy, that wasted design.
>>29047866People? I only see bugs.
>>29048844Is this 13 streams with Robocco on Monday?
>>29048898The troon admitted it in their debut that they don't watch vtubers and have no idea what they're meant to be doing. Lazy cunt
>>29048939>the caretakerNever expected to see that on /jp/. I heard about it from someone outside of 4chan; what does /mu/ think about it? Just curious.
>>29048794I can't believe Ina is Tatsuro Yamashita!
>>29049000Horny
>>29048862Something like >>29048902 is pretty close as far as the actual meaning, but it's admittedly hard to find a really elegant turn of phrase for it. I feel like when I've seen it translated in anime and stuff they usually adjust it to match the context.
>>29048955No, it was a leak. It was supposed to be a surprise, so just wait for more info. Then again, the Among Us collab could be a different event to the one Fubuki is talking about.
>>29048870oh boi...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovHeHQm3pbg&ab_channel=VirtualsTranslated
>>29048862That kid who goes to anime club after school in his trenchcoat and fedora.
>>29048862Just a phase
>>29048959Surviving as long as she has in Melbourne without getting raped and beheaded by Sudos is a pretty big accomplishment honestly.
>>29049000Right at home.
>>29048866It's funny but I don't think we should encroach on deadbrap territory.
>>29049000horny
>>29048828I can't speak for the rest but in her case, it's real. She's a huge weeb so she does her eye makeup in such a way to make her look Japanese.
Why wouldn't Ame write something more wholesome...
>>29047995Still smarter than Haachama. At least Gura can cook soup properly.
>>29048862Chris chan
I'm sorry but this is pretty cringe. Kiara does not go well with Haachama. I like the Ame Haachama collab more.
>>29048862delusions of grandeur
>kiara is the gigastacy girl doing a psychology degree to be a social counsellor>in her final year doing some coop or volunteer work with disabled children (specifically those with autism) to build up some experience >roleplays with the autistic girl and she ends up puking on heri see it already
>>29048980No one cares, chang.
>>29048986She was supposedly on the same discord, because people from her twitch group were also part of Artemis discord which means Ina is the CEO of Artemis.
>>29048844we also have gura's karaoke tomorrow, fucking blessed
>>29048720Artemis of the Blue? More like Shartemis of the Poo.
>>29048432If she doesn't mind me vomiting all over the place sure.
>>29048594>FBK collabs with the CN girls one last time before they leaveHow would you react?
oh no...
>>29048350Hell no
>>29049013Enjoy it, 3 more days untill the podcast
>>29048794this makes me want her more
>>29048986Twitch friends with her managers. Don't believe any other schizoid narrative
>>29048794>tfw no mori gf
The schizo in my head is trying to convince me that Haachama is actually a genius because only somebody REALLY smart can act like this much of a retard
>It's already been 66 minutes
>>29048998>the "review" stream
>>29049054>defends Artia>calls me a changOkay chang
>>29048908Easier to say that they mesh well because both were just shitposters with the same sense of humor in their past life
>it's already been 47 minutes
>>29049043You can't say this in KFP hours where the cultists are here to shit down your throat, even if it is true.
this bitch just ate a whole raw chicken
>>29048900I'm ok with this, and I hope after that Aqua gets a big collab that gets her through the finishline as well, that fucking Reddit dragon better not beat either one.
https://youtu.be/9SpNodI222Q?t=30I can't help but think of this dude everytime I hear haato laugh
>>29049000>10 years youngerUnless Haachama is attending college overseas at the age of 15, that's not the case.
>>29048942It went bad because Ame didn't make her think she speaks English well, notice how Kiara said how speaks fluently and her confidence when up 100% and she became a little chatterbox instead of making cute noises?that's how you do it not just Haato all JP just say their English is good no matter how shit it might be at the moment, confidence > cringe.
>>29048913I remember saying shit like "for Ner'zhul" and signing a contract to eradicate all humanity with like a mililiter of my blood on a crude pentagram.
ohnonono haachama don't mention the minutes
>>29049039>I can't speak for the restThey're all real with the possible exception of Ina that I can't confirm or deny.
>>29049033How many of you were THAT kid? Be honest
>>29049012>Australia>being the same as Austriayour retard is showing anonchama...
>>29048996Pretty much this.
>>29048799get on discord nowcondomate#42069
>>29049043Cope. Just learn to live with it.
"I'm in danger"
>it's already been 28 minutes
>>29048862"Imaginative."
>>29049006That's a pretty special Collab my guy. Best leave it for last.
>>29049074ok but how much of that did most of us miss with the chess match of the century.
>>29048875I'm sorry, anon. You will heal with time.
>>29049018I fear all of Australia anon. Please understand.
>>29049104Retard.
Anyone else kinda feel bad for Haachama and how innocently retarded she talks and understand things.
>>29049074Hacchama was late
Is Haachama seiso?
>>29048794I love Gura...
>>29049067You've been saying this for the past 3 weeks
>>29049043I like this way more than the Amechama collab
>>29049043Kiara is actually communicating with Haachama, instead of Ame and Haachama making noises as their brains are collectively flushed down a toilet for BGM
i don't actually think haachama understands half of what kiara is saying. wtf is going on?
>>29049100All korean's look the same so who knows with Ina
>>29048870Not always but it's been a whileI still miss haato, I don't like haachama
>>29049000>japanese girl 10 years younger than her>"Gura, show off your sexy body"What do you think?
>>29049104Lurk more, newfag.
>>29049085Imagine the diarrhea
>>29049061I'll post "Friend..." on /hlg/ and fuck off after that since I don't really give a shit.
>>29049061Wholesome. But I doubt it.
>>29048870It started with feet.
>>29048421>Civia graduates a whole month before the other 4lol
>Haachama revealing Yagoo rapes the girls on stream right nowHOLY SHIT
Kiara and Haachama are on such a weird fucking wavelength all by themselves, my brain is tingling trying to process what's happening. It's that fucking bgm, it's brainwashing me
>>29048862"Remember all that stupid shit you used to do in middle school because you thought it was cool?"
haachama leaking that yagoo isn't seiso and preys on the girls
>>29049030Yeah, I would translate it heavily context-based
>>29048862edgelord
best gurl
This collab is like a grown up speaking to a 10 year old.Is that good content?
Haachama exposing casting couch YAGOO live on air.
>>29049078>Mori turning it into a casual drawing/zatsudan stream to help Gura take her mind off her shitty Maneater streamYeah.
>>29049039Im pretty sure its called aegyo sal, lots of jap cosplayers use it.
FUCK YAGOO
yagoo is crying rn
>>29049104I know 4chan is full of autistic retards but you sir, are the fucking king.
>>29049104Anon, your chicken stream reps...
>>29048818Ame is actually introverted and cannot carry a collab**that isn't with Gura, because they are actually comfortable with each other
i feel the cringe, but where's the kino...
yagoo..
>>29049059Ha! Good One!
haato and kiara are going to kidnap, kill and cannabalise yagoo
>>2904916410? That's being generous.
>Yagoo is best girl XDYeah real amazing collab.
>Yagoo is best girl>NOOOOI love my retarded daughter
>>29049061I don't watch Fubuki at all.
How are they sharing the food unless they are in the same room?
>Yagoo is best girl!>Nyoooo Yagoo cant be a fuckin trannyHaachama no!
Civia didn't deserve this. Civia was a good girl
I love (you)
>>29049006Break glass in case of emergency. she'll do it the next big COVER or personal scandal
Haachama knows something about YAGOO that we don’t.
I love you Gura, lets get married under your avocado tree!
>>29048095>gura talks about the wager during phasmophobia like it was already a decided thingMaybe you need to go back and rewatch it, because she only mentioned thinking about it at the time and maybe doing some sort of competition.
Is Hachama seriously finishing everything?
>>29049104Anon, your stream reps....