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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE STREAM
>>29035258Got any more of these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIKNLoJX4ILater losers, my boy is gonna teach me how to get a date.
>>29035162found it, thank you
They are lovers.
GURA IS A LAZY BRATTY LITTLE GIRL!!!!
Where the FUCK is the shark brat?
Going on a date with my Mori soon, see you guys later.
https://poal.me/cggu6w
>Ina GFE stream
>>29035267Going out with my teacher!
Are you frustrated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIKNLoJX4IDeadbeats that hate goslings and bitched about GFE for days, care to explain? Or is it fine because your oshi is doing it now?
Gura... please.... you promised...
>your oshi>are you a pedophile
>>29035267Mori's date:>WHOA THANKS FOR THE HUGE AKASUPA BIG UPS MY DUDE
You stupid brat, why not at least stream something else guerilla style right now to make it less painful for everyone who cancelled events or woke up in the middle of the night just for you? Youtube clearly works.Go stream some impromptu Phantasmaphobia or do a zatsudan or some online personality quizzes and whatnot.YOU DAMN BRAT, YOU FRUSTRATE ME SO MUCH
Kissing Mori on the lips.
>>29035273Under my desk.
>No Gura karaoke tonightWhy are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>29035258Where is the FBK one? Gotta complete the Trinity.
So gura mentioned that there might be a bet with the clubhouse 51 stream with Ame. Any guesses on what the bet will be?
>>29035267Yeah, this sure sounds like Mori.
>>29035258cute image but is the shark okay?
Stream onegai
>>29035281Yes
>>29035272https://files.catbox.moe/s9k2qk.mp4
Imagine how happy Gura was about being able to move the karaoke to tomorrow
>>29034752>>29034820>>29034909she was right to postpone it at the time she did, and for as long as she did, because she was within an hour of show time, and the global-scale distributed system she relies on was still at the bottom of a severe worldwide availability incident. you all keep saying youtube is "up" now, but youtube haven't even announced that service is restored, let alone that they've identified the cause.a system that is still showing availability problems for 20% of users with an hour to go is in an unacceptable state, but well over 90% of end-users continued to report an outage at that time. gura exercised flawless IT incident management judgement with her cancellation.
>>29035285GuraWhat do you think?
>>29035277Holy shit... we're gonna have a meltdown when that happens.
>>2903464Welp, I said I was gonna do it.https://vocaroo.com/18sqUf4XIEjU
GURA TOOK DOWN YOUTUBE ON PURPOSE BECAUSE SHE IS A LAZY LITTLE BRAT WHO DIDNT WANT TO STREAM TONIGHT
>>29035285>Gura>Surprisingly, no
>>29035285AmeNo, but I'd like to be one!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326692103871664129
ARE YOU FRUSTRATED?
>>29035281Very.
>ame does date streamFUCK AME BURN THAT WHORE I HATE HER SHE NEEDS TO KILL HERSELF>mori does date streamOH GOD YESSS MY QUEEN!!Fuck /hlgg/
WHERE IS MY GURA STREAM?!
>>29035285>Ina>No
The 2hus are kill...
>>29035253Yes I do. Mori is cringe and awkward as fuck I actually think Kiara's the only person to put up with her in any semi-romantic setting >>29035297>doesn't even know what to talk about on a dateSasuga Reaper
Why does Ame frustrate a lot of people?https://files.catbox.moe/dfamoi.mp3
>>29035253I DO BELIEB
>>29035318
Don't look..
if all these people can watch all these streams right now then why can't Gura start streaming now too?80,000 people watching Valkyraeand almost 5000 watching Lamybut somehow Gura can't stream?
I think YouTube SUCKS
Has any Holo ever streamed a 4X or strategy game?
>>29035258GURA IS A LAZY BITCH!
>>29035306Like a little kid getting a snow day from school!
>>29035285GuraNo
Are there any deadbeats here that are tier 2? I'm tier 1 and thinking of upgrading. Have those tier 2 streams been worth it?
I’m trying so hard not to nut but teamates keep posting cuck fantasies... why did ame have to lie to her little gura???
>>29035280>we will never get a date Inawhy even live
>>29035281Come on, GuraStop being so fucking lazy
>>29035280I Mori I believe needs to "get that bread" as it were.
>>29035318FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Can Mori finish her SC readings in <2 hours?
this thread is whole drugs
>>29035334the 2hus......
>>29035331Ame makes me sexually frustrated
GURAAAA YOU FUCKING KUSOGAKI YOU DESERVE TO BE CREWMATE FOREVER
>>29035285morino
Wait, is the karaoke cancelled?
>Gura gets a l2d update>It can now subtly show her bottom teethWould you still love her?
STREAM YOU SHARK WHORE
>>29035285ameno but i love cunny
>>29035278AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>29035285InaI can neither confirm nor deny
>>29035289Which pair?
>>29035297Love this dork
>>29035353Absolutely not, but she'll give it a good go.
>>29035326keep in mind Amelia's "date" was a game stream and it ended with her dumping the stream and going to Gura's chat
>>29035280Not only do I not care about goslings one way or another, not only did I want Amelia to do more "GFE" content, I've been wanting Mori to do something like this for weeks.
>>29035285>Gura>No_
>Ina's face when the cat purrs
>>29035326literally everyone here loves ame
>>29035350
>>29035285GuraI say no but
All work and no karaoke makes anon a dull boy
>>29035326they're jealous that they don't get as much content as we do from our oshi so they vent
>>29035334>not /hlgg/ for once
>>29035286Mori's my favorite EN, but this did give a me a good chuckle. Big Ups to you sir.
I love Gura
>>29035331Because she knows what she's doing...
Wait... so is clubhouse51 collab going to be cancelled?
>Had an absolutely shit day at work>But looking forward to Gura's Karaoke>Sit down, discover she's cancelled it due to Youtube shitting the bed>Youtube comes back not a half hour after she makes the announcement>Gura doesn't change the stream back>Due to my work schedule I'm going to miss the steam tomorrowThis has been the absolute shit sundae on this ass of a day. I'm going to bed.
>>29035353Any% speedrun
>>29035317>https://files.catbox.moe/s9k2qk.mp4STREAM SOMETHING
>>29035338a niji-ID did stellaris, probably the closest we'll get since it's debuff as fuck
>>29035311>Call-ee-owpanon...
>>29035381VERY
>>29035285Gura Yes
>>29035362no
I don't get home tomorrow night until an hour after her karaoke will start. My only hope is that she'll postpone her karaoke for an hour.
>>29035381i miss the muse dash shark i wonder if she'll ever wear the headband again for something else
>>29035285kiaranot yet
>>29035379>Is just like me when she streams
>>29035337For once, I agree with you
>>29035396probably not since youtube is up now
>>29035307You're correct, of course.Gura doesn't care, though. She's just lazy.
>>29035318Extremely
>>29035326this would be true if it was 3-4 weeks agoit's fine both ways
>>29035285GuraI used to say I wasn't, but times change.
>>29035285guraOkay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.
>>29035398but it's wednesdae
>>29035280I never complained, but I wasn't interested in amelia doing it, as for Mori... I'm conflicted, honestly.
>>29035417YET THE SINGING STREAM HAVEN'T START!
>>29035307The thread is full of impatient brats. She was completely right for delaying the stream, just as you said. Doubly so because it's going to be unarchived. Just wait until tomorrow.
>>29035337
>>29035285>gura>yes and i almost lost a job over it
>>29035326Deadbraps are retarded hypocrites, what else is new? These are the same faggots that think streaming nothing but superchat streams three times a week considered good content.
>>29035306
>>29035343T3, I think so, but she's my oshi. Its a once a month zatsudan with smaller, slower chat. I'd say its very much a YMMV thing
>>29035337Based
>>29035430gura is a lazy brat
>>29035326I know how you feel, anon, but Ame just happened to do hers during the timeframe in which Ame had the most antis in here by far.It's a revolving door, let the deadbeats have their fun. I'll probably tune in too.
>>29035398No anon wait, you have to stay up till 11 to see that she canceled the collab too, for maximum pain!
>>29035267I'm going to jack off for the entirety of this stream
>>29035326>ame does date stream>FUCK AME BURN THAT WHORE I HATE HER SHE NEEDS TO KILL HERSELFI must have a shit memory because as far as I can remember everyone loved it and the thread was great, so fuck of with the tribalism.
>>29035414i dont like cats though
>>29035412Maybe she'll get Project Diva permissions
>>29035436storytime
Why you have to be mad? Is only song.
Did anyone here stay loyal to their HoloJP oshi once EN dropped?
>>29035285I don't even watch these girlsDon't know, never bothered to figure it out
>>29035267what does kiara have to say about this?
>>29035350NormsBarStool is that you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTUtETu09oQ
>>29035280Ghostlings are going to be allowed only for tomorrowAfter that stream is over, I will let Death Cult anon do his worst to /hlgg/ and take everyone out with it.
>>29035313someone has to punish that little brat!
>>29035335Gura's stream is supposed to be unarchived, she knows a lot of people want to see her and doesn't want people to miss out, and also can't really acknowledge that that shits gonna get reuploaded within an hour.
>>29035277How would Ina flirt in the first place?
Fuck youtube, fuck google, fuck Susan and maybe fuck the pajeets too
>>29035436pls be a teacher
>>29035334I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS COMPLAINING WHEN WE HAVE LIKE FIFTY FUCKING 2HU THREADS.YOU WANT IT GONE, GIVE US OUR OWN BOARD.
>>29035444SPAM HER!
>>29035326>>29035438>It's a chumbuddies falseflagging episode
>>29035458I'll always love Pekora
>>29035441Has she ever made any community posts exclusively for 2 or 3?
>>29035267Doki Doki Music Production Club
Amelia's """date""" stream was pretty funny, I still remember her getting flung off of that swinging boat ride.
>>29035458If by loyal you mean continuing to watch funny clips, yeah.
>>29035469Showing her gacha result to you
>>29035398Well hey, at least you can hear Coco sing in an hour. Maybe she'll play ARK or Terraria if you're lucky.
>>29035345I can get behind AmeGura NTR, not so much if it's just NTR about Ame cucking (You)
>>29035412RFA
Bros how do I prepare for this? I've never been on a date before...
>>29035478
>>29035436based primary school janitor
>Trinity getting more and more art
>>29035412RFA but she'll be topless with the headband around her chest covering her nipples
>>29035267Wait.....wasn't Mel watching Mori's last english teaching stream?Should be worried other JP Holos will learn about how to date gaijin men?
>>29035484No, not even the early access to her song that she promised.
>>29035436Do tell
>>29035463>MORI'S JUST PRACTICING FOR KIARAJust read chat
>>29035280Ghostlings are a plague, and they're going to be insufferable for a while, but they'll get culled soon enough by the thing
>>29035458I still watch Towa but I don't get up early in the morning anymore just to watch her.
>>29035278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8PADHSWULU
Ina...
>gura could have delayed 1 or 2 hours and ame would have been fine pushing back the collab>nahh fuck it tomorrow is good
>>29035482Who is making these edits... and where I can find more.
>>29035285GuraI would not like to fuck children.
>>29035490This, but unironically.
>>29035458I probably would have normally but my oshi changed anyway when I started watching the amazing clown.
>>29035285fbi you're on the wrong board the pol is over there
*HOOCHA*ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU FRUSTRATED?
>>29035285MoriNo. Little girls arent stacked enough
>>29035468well ok I guess that makes sense. A bunch of us could still watch her live right now but maybe some would miss out
>>29035267Ame date>she's just fucking around in a kusoge and once time is up, she peaces out to watch Gura>"you didn't play your cards right"Mori date>talks to us like we're ESLs/SpecialEd>acts out her ideal fantasy date with chat like an optimistic fembot>gives us plenty of closeups>"Thanks for tha date my dudes! *chugs alcohol* GUH!"
>>29035489Fuck thats hot
>>29035512Leg
>>29035267Mori? Something you want to tell us?
Well, tonight can only go up from here! We've still got that collab to look forward to and I guess I have a few more hours to play games for once. Maybe tonight will be a different kind of comfy than what was originally in place
>>29035514I'd rather wait till tomorrow if ti means I don't have to miss the collab
>>29035515Edits?
>>29035428
>>29035343I mean, her last one was pretty good, you can look at the first T2 stream now on youtube to get an idea of the kind of stuff in it and how populated the chat is.
>>29035362She desperately needs to have her rig fixed somehow, its by far the shittiest and always glitching with almost no movement or expressions.
>>29035379>You will never purr on Ina's bed.
>>29035458Of course, are there seriously people in here who solely watch EN? Not even translated clips?
>>29035267>approaches japanese manlet>YO YO YO, YOU WANNA CHILLAX SOMETIME?
>>29035296something something discord sex
>>29035458of course. Ina is comfy but not nearly as charismatic as Okayu.
>Was having a dream where I was playing video games with Gura>Force myself to wake up anyway because of karaoke>CancelledPain pekora.jpg
https://youtu.be/B6igxgdgDyo
>>29035469>Wanna know what’s on the menu? >Me ‘n’ u!
>>29035407Why is this funny?
>>29035458You don't love danchou, you only love her tits
>>29035469puns like you have a special place ina my heart
>>29035484No. She was supposed to release music early there, but she didnt last time and its unclear if its supposed to be its own thing or the T3 stream because of the data loss last time
>>29035285GuraI love Gura
Does anyone else look up Japanese subbed videos of their oshi just so they can see what nips think of their cute moments?For me I like seeing them react to Amelia's rages. Every time she slams the desk they say it sounds like a gun shooting.
>>29035489>you kind of remind me of this servant anon>I might grail him next
>>29035513Ok I'd be a big fan if Gura's hair was actually like this. Maybe in a future alt outfit.
>>29035326I WANT BOTH, I WANT A FUCKING MOVIE WATCHALONG COLLAB WITH MORI AND AME, EACH GIRL TALKING INTO ONE OF MY HEADPHONES, I WANT THAT DUAL GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE, I WANT TO BE HAPPY SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING IN MY WAY
>>29035514She would have had low viewers. When a site comes back, people don't all come back immediately.
>>29035527what if it's a stacked little girl
so nothing until 11?
>>29035285KiaraNah, I like 'em young, but legal. Still a problem because I'm 41 lol.
>>29035267Dating my teacher Mori!!!
>>29035483Too bad she’s a whore who used fuck her fans for money
I need to survive until tomorrow night no matter what
>>29035285GuraNo I think?
>>29035402>look up how to actually pronounce itThat's stupid
>>29035438Silence, chilean
im so tired of this little brat, she does whatever the fuck she wants. she needs to be punished and put in her place.
>>29035556Does 6 pancakes count?
>>29035534Fuck you, Fred
>>29035571>>29035531>>29035278>>29035511
YAGOO has a long-neck fetish?
>>29035280She actually talked about doing a date stream weeks ago.
>>29035285Amehttps://youtu.be/Xo3Tpw-zLkM
>>29035547That's rough buddy
>>29035267Reminder that she'll be talking to you like you're retarded.I'm not sure how hot that will be.
I made coupon
>>29035556Guess I'll go make dinner now, thanks Gura
I'm frustrated.
>it's the "gura is lazy" schizo posting arc
>>29035438They hated him because he told them the truth
>>29035469Go watch her flirt with Ame in their Clubhouse 51 collab
>>29035267>ywn be a jop going out with your big titty gaijin sensei
>>29035277I would never make it out alive.
>>29035285KiaraNo
>>29035494have a change of cloths ready for all the spaghetti that's going to get everywhere.
>>29035579Yes
>>29035586Yes
>>29035285GuraI like lolis but irl is cringe and gay.
>>29035491For me it’s me cucking gura or (you) by crushing ame’s pelvis instant loss style
>>29035573meds
>Stuck at 599K for 6 hours because of YouTube's shit.Sucks to have genuine OCD and be a numberfag.
>>29035566A shortstack? I'd be conflicted.
>>29035596Sugoi~
Chumbuds, no offense but Towa actually sing better than Gura
>>29035531They really are the same
>>29035267>>29035531>english teaching stream>pseudo dateMORI STAY AWAY FROM THE LITTLE ONES
>>29035589which stream did she talk about it in?
>>29035497Why is Gura always drawn so little? All three of these are roughly the same height.
Did we ever discover why Gura's eyes blink so much/don't fully open most of the time? It's cute, but it also makes her L2D look busted.
>>29035482Why does she have that bruise on her tit?
>>29035529
>>29035579>pancakes Get some waffles next time you tasteless heathen.
>>29035596I completely forgot about Ame's 70+ waffles, thanks for the reminder
Okay let's settle this once and for all >Your height>Your oshiI bet most of you aren't even short enough for Mori.
>>29035278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JICa_ZxBk
>>29035281Is there going to be GurAme atleast?
>>29035326I never gave teamates shit for that, though? I want you guys to have a 2nd date.
>>29035463Who cares, lesbos can't get straight girls anyway. Kiara can go fuck all the prison gay JPs for all I care.
>>29035613I still don't get why it's red
>>29035541Yes. After spending hours every day trudging through JP streams for months it's so much easier to just watch Gura and I can't go back.
https://files.catbox.moe/9fjses.mp4
>>29035622Lots of Holos sing better than Gura.
>>29035596mogu mogu
>>29035613From the thumbnail I thought that was gore. Is that gore?
>>29035458I love my bunny.
>>29035519Quick question. If a 18 year old and a 12 year old body swapped, who will you fuck? The 12 year old in an 18 year old body or 18 year old in a 12 year old body?
>>29035629Anon...
>>29035622when's their duet though?
>>29035285GuraYes, I'm a sharkpedo
>>29035326Mori didn't paywall hers
>>29035636167cmMori
This is going to be more cringe than Ame's date stream, I can feel it
>>29035628>he lacks critical information
>>290356361,66Gura
>>29035628Probably glasses, I've seen it do similar to my pet Indie chuuba
>>290356365'10"Kiara
>>290356366'4" Ina
>>29035267...
>>29035497Why do folks fuck up the height difference so much?Ina and Ame aren't that tall compared to gura and each other
>>29035576She pronounces it in DEAD BEATS
>>29035636>5'8">MoriAll my life I wished I was taller... I was so wrong......
>>29035626One of the newer Membership streams. I forget which one.
>>29035618Too late, she broke 600k
>>29035636>177cm>Ina
>>29035652Depends how you feel about killing food
>>29035622This is false
>>29035636>5' 10>Morii'm manlet enough right??
>>29035603That arc never really ends
>>29035469>I can definitely use you as gesture drawing reference
Just so Deadbeats don't get their hopes up too high, remember that the date stream is just a rebranding of her teaching streams. So this is less "a date with Mori Calliope" and more "Mori Calliope slowly describes things you could ask on a date if you were a JOP". Still something to look forward to, but just be careful with expectations.
>>29035627Short Gura is cuter.
>>29035636183 cmNoel
>>29035636190cmKiaraWell she likes Gimli but a Legolas is fine to
>>29035628her room is probably not well lit.
>>29035622Meds
>>29035618Just passed it on my end.
>>29035636>6'0">Ame
>>29035281No, because now I can actually watch it since I won't be at work.
>>290356366'4/193cmMori
>>29035636>5'10 manlet>amelia
>>29035627Personality-wise, it fits their characters more.I'm just assuming since I don't draw.
>>29035644I don't. Baiting goslings was never a good idea, Ame's naturally cute enough without needing to resort to that
>>29035672OH FUCK
>>29035458I'll never stop loving this duck
>>290356365'3"Mori
>>29035672Anemachi, why...
What's with all the surveyposting at the beginning of a thread?
>>29035672Poo vs Pee
>>29035698she's just like me bros......
>>29035438wonder who's behind this post
>>290356365'10Amelia
>>29035602All the little details in this picture make it so much better.
>>29035458It's been months and I still don't have an oshi, I just watch like 10 different holos
>>290356365' 9.6"Ina
>>290356365'11 /180cmAmelia
>>29035688tfw got excited for the 1st sound post and it's this
Going on a date with my boy!Seeing a movie with my boy!Eating dinner together with my boy!Talking about my boys hobbies and how her day has been!Slipping roofies in my boys drink and raping her!
>>29035270Two lovers denied their bread...
>>29035672wtf i hate mori now....
>>29035636>6'1">Gura
>>29035267>Kiara teaches you how to ask a girl's age to check that she is legal>Mori shows how you date her>Amelia is who you date
>>29035550ina...
fucking brat
>>29035267>>29035274>oh you little yellow bastards are gonna go out with me if I have to personally grab your dicks and guide them into my reaper holewow pretty intense Calli
>>290356366'4"MoriStill coming to terms with my fate
I want to spank Gura
>>29035636185cmGura
>>29035672Startown Comet....
Zoomin'
>>29035270Yes
>>29035636190cmkiara
Gura seems vastly more interesting than the other girls. Like Gura is really role playing a personality. She's also hilarious. And she has an angelic voice. She has done some of the cutest things I've ever seen in my life and I'm in my 30s. I see now why the other girls bullied her in that Among Us game. They know who's on the top of the food chain, so they are jealous of the apex predator.
Gura...
>>29035576then if you don't want to look it up, try already knowing how to pronounce it because your education wasn't shit.
>>29035636Mori5'8-5'9G-Good enought, right Mori?
>no stream this evening
>>29035672>competing against a new outfit revealDumb broad did the same last time with her other English lesson, its like doesn't want anyone to see them.
>>29035636183ame
>>29035636156cmMori
>>29035267A date with death? Sure, why not?
>>29035277>>29035469Ina is an uber hikiweeb. She can't flirt.
>>290356361.84Ame
Say something nice about Ame to congratulate her for the 600K milestone!
>>29035636152cm / 5ftAme
>>29035463>Implying that Kiara won't be there
>>290356366'1"/185cmAme
Mass ban anyone who responds to survey posting if the thread is under 1200 replies
>>29035636203cmGura
>>29035631Kuroneko to Pancake tsukuru! Myaa~!
>>29035558I look at Mori's from time to time. I did see an Ame one with her getting mad at apex I think and I remember seeing a japanese saying that it sounded like a machine when she hit her desk.
>>290356365' 7"Ina.
>>29035647Strawberries? I don't think those are meant to go in the skillet though...
>>29035652It is the future we chose
>>29035752I hardly know ya!
>>29035760>it's realFUCK
>>29035458Of course
>>29035683what a smug bitch.makes me wanna shove some cucumbers in her face
>>29035627once certain expectations for height or other characteristics are cemented in fanart, they're impossible to dislodge
>>29035489God I would get so erect if I saw her collection of NP5 servants
>>29035673Blame it on model placement, Gura is usually placed lower compared to the others on every stream and it skews perception
>>29035717I wish she would pee in my mouth. Fuck.
>>29035691As someone who doesn't have the time to catch Mori very often, I watched the last English teaching stream she did and it was amazing, so I'll take whatever she has in store.
>>29035280no, not again... the closeups...
>>29035776How bout you mass suck my dick faggot
>>29035776Its dead hours anon
>>29035768She flirt her mom once, make her dad look like a joke
>>29035636176cm / 5'9MoriSadly, she probably likes them shorter.
Ame is having celebratory discord sex with Gura right now!
>>29035550
>>29035622And? I sing better than Gura too but I still enjoy her performances.
>>29035636170cmGura
>>29035669>>29035670>>29035675>>29035688>>29035706>>29035711>>29035719>>29035726>>29035729>>29035737>>29035742>>29035757
>>29035541JP just doesn't feel the same. I still love Peko but I haven't watched her as much recently. Plus /hlgg/ even through all the shitstorms has been more fun than current day /hlg/.
>>29035636184 cmGura
>>29035784>>29035760no it's not
>>29035454i'm not good with writing out greentext stories but basically>summer camp counselor>not good with kids but i need something on my resume>shy kindergarten girl in my group>really cute, cute clothes, tomboy face+haircut, if she was 12 years older she'd be a catch>doesn't get along well with anyone else in the group>not the other kids>not the other counselors>seems okay around me for some reason>always sticks close to me on hikes and field trips>at one point we have a field trip to a lake in the mountains>it's very cold, kids are huddling together to keep warm as we walk>she instead tries to huddle with me>by hugging me and burying her face into my crotch area>this is obviously very inappropriate and the correct move for a counselor is to immediately distance from the kid>freeze like a deer in headlights (imagine if your crush suddenly hugged you out of the blue and groped you?)>like this for like thirty seconds as other counselors start to notice and go bug-eyed>notice I subconsciously put my arms around her too>little chub as well, but not noticeable>another counselor tries to coax her away from me which is enough to snap me out of it and create distance>get a lecture from boss after coming back reminding me to distance myself in situations like that, and that if a parent had seen that i'd have lost my job>she's never put in my group again and looks positively miserable the rest of the summer
>>29035482this is traced
>>29035760>>29035784Lol, faggots
We need more Gura x Chanclas fanart preferably getting spanked on the butt
>>29035771>>29035765Please be my girlfriend.
>>29035760holy shit u faggot, you actually scared me
>>29035267>Learning how to get a date>The girl teaching you prefers asian manletsEnjoy picking up Vuong with the Honda Civic
>>29035776Ok then>Your oshi>Reasons why OP is a faggot
>>29035636>same height as FriendPekor
oh, sorry guys, i forgot tomorrow is member karaoke. don't worry, we'll have a public karaoke again next month!
>>290356365'4''GuraShe comes up to about my mouth and she's the perfect height to hug
If Ame can talk about dreams so can I. Went to bed after Detective Diaries to get at least a tiny amount of sleep in. Set an alarm to be back in time for Gura's karaoke of course, no way I'd miss that.Anyway, I had a really fucking weird dream. Dreamed I was in Tokyo and at some mall. I randomly saw Kiara (not KIARA, you get what I mean) looking at stuff and recognized her. So in my dream I quietly went over there without anyone else noticing or hearing anything and just said something like "Hey, I really enjoy your streams. Just wanted to say hi, not gonna bother you, have a nice day". I recall her looking surprised but she quietly replied with "Oh thank you, I appreciate it" before I left. Anyway, the weird part is later in the dream I came back home and went online and saw her having written a tweet that was something like "Had a really scary and dangerous moment, some weirdo approached me, ugh" and it made me both kinda sad and mad because I felt like I didn't do anything wrong and was being as nice as possible. Then I woke up only to get frustrated by this bratty shark and Youtube.
>>29035779Yea that's the one I was talking about. They also said it sounded like a gunshot when she raged at Mario too though.
Delaying the stream was the right call. The only real issue is that it will most likely replace Minecraft, which she won't reschedule. Amelia and Kiara stream the most because they're bored and lonely. Ina and Calliope stream infrequently because they have side/main jobs that take their time. But Gura? She just doesn't care. The only reason we got guerilla Phasmophobia was because the Protein game was so shit.
>>29035806Fuck off, chicken. She's mine now.
>>29035636>5'0>Amelia
>>29035771>>29035765L O N D O N (Ontario)ONDON(Ontario)
>>29035801Is this the real reason why she cancelled her stream tonight?
>>29035653>18 year old in a 12 year old bodyIs that good or bad...?
>>29035819im a man anon
>>29035773I knew you could do it! 1m will come soon enough!
>>29035636165InaIna will peg me right?
>In a parallel dimension, we are all listening to Gura's karaoke stream right now
>>29035806I legit have a foot fetish
>>29035541I've pretty much every JP except for Pekora.The feeling of them speaking my language is something that's extremely hard to stay away from.Doesn't help that Ame streams like a mad woman so she takes up all my archive/clip time.
>Ina's sighs
>>29035782How is this even going to work? Are they going to have a cooking competition?
>>29035776Suck it faggot. I do what I want
>>29035848Doubt.png
>>29035824Are you frustrated?
>>29035691Words words words, I'm going on a date with Calliope-sensei.
I will be REAL frustrated if somehow Gura decides to continue the unarchived karaoke when I go to sleep because she can't reason out of the collab
>>29035773Ame おめでとう!
>>29035819I'm pretty much a LOTR dwarf though.
>>29035810this is you
>>29035841see>>29035843
>>29035848Not at that height.
>>29035863No I'm an asian manlet myself
>>29035852managers shouldn't play favorites
>>29035841let's gosling together uwu
>>29035832It isn't but it would be funny if this happened.
>>29035287she already has a collab later
>>29034099>>29034128Don't worry anons, I was only making a joke about the internet dying!
>>29035854do you rike it?
>>29035854Stop it, Anon. You make me want to tear the space-time continuum
>>29035810top kek if true
>>29035810Your boss sounds based looking out for you and not firing you. He must also be a cunnyseur.
>>29035280AAAAAAAA I'M I'M CAAAAGIIIINNNNG
NANI KAISEN YOUCHUB
>>29035773if amelia even streams tonight, she wont mention the milestone because she knows that Gura is uncomfortable about milestones
How the fuck is Calli of all people going to teach NEET Virgins what to talk about on a date? I don't doubt she's had sex before, I sincerely doubt she's been in a relationship or many dates.
>>29035875>>29035860Please stop bullying me.
>>29035287What bullshit was she gonna play tomorrow. She should do that now.
>>29035852Enma being based as always
>>29035773She worked hard to get there, she streams a ton, which is impressive.
>>29035871i'm pika? hot
>>29035854I wish I was there.
>>29035854I missed Ame's stream 'cause watching Ina. So VoD time.
>>29035691Its not even a rebrand, its just a teaching stream with a dating theme. Like a duolingo lesson.
AMELIA MAKE THE BRAT DO A PUNISHMENT IF SHE LOSES AT CLUBHOUSE 51 AND MAKE HER DO THE KARAOKE AFTER
>>29035871i'm pretty cute
>>290356366’1GuraAlso wow a lot of you are short, that explains a lot
>>29035891Alternate me roves it
>>29035902you were made to be bullied anon, accept your role
>>29035773You make me smile and I hope your success makes you smile, congratulations, weirdo.
>>290356366'1'' Gura.>>29035806>Shitting on feetKeep on seething Europoors, next you'll attack armpits.
>>29035285GuraNo. When it comes to sex appeal, Haachama is my type.
>>29035854Time to test if Quantum suicide is real
They need to stop stremaing on youtube and move to facebook, so we will call them ftuber
>>29035869GONDORONDOR
>>29035797exactly so why speedrun the threads?
>>29035890gaaaay
>>29035885Good to hear it, with so many goslings and shit it is hard to know the difference.
>>29035858It's probably one of those collabs where the guest watches Haachama butcher food
>>29035904Minecraft, which will probably once again be cancelled.Gura doesn't "make up" for lost streams.
>>29035636Mori5'1Can't even imagine any of them being girlfriends, because none of them would date someone my height.
>>29035903She's also teaching JOPs specifically so expect her to just be reading directly from a dating manual
>>29035672No...
>>29035636>6'1" at least, i haven't measured in a while>MoriWhy do you defend the manlets Mori? They're bigger assholes than the people that mock themt. Spics called me Napolean Dynamite for being a curly haired lanklet for years. Couldn't get gains because Obama's bitch of a wife ruined my school lunches.
>Ame's bday coming up in Jan>we can learn from historyIs Ame going to join forces with the rest of the EN girls to create the 4th Reich?
>>29035280Anyone who thinks this will be remotely close to a GFE is retarded. At best it will be Awkward Wigger Weeb experience.
>>29035574Indeed. Your oshi would have you do your reps rather than suffer in her absence.
>>29035653Is that a 3DPD question?
>>29035903Mori is going to teach you how to pick up girly tomboys
what songs do you think Gura was supposed to cover today?personally, I hope she does Flyday Chinatownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_TIdWRuixo
>>29035903We're going to learn together.
>>29035267>getting dating tips from a femceluhhhh
>>29035773Thank jezas for being born in the same era as Watchama
>>29035871why does she sit like that?
>>29035928Anon the V in vtuber doesn't stand for youtube
>>29035691I'm hoping you're right, because I don't want something that panders directly to me to be so direct about it.
>>29035606Shit, i forgot how smooth she was at pickup lines, i guess that and puns would be enough even for the strongest will
>>29035806I wonder if Kiara realized she's making fun of Gura here
>>29035890Uhh gay.
>>29035903It's just gonna be a normal stream with date vocabulary
>>29035900i'll keep you to that anon, i'm also curious to see what happens
>>29035819LDR's don't work like this, anon... wake up.
>>29035838I mean she’s only there for the money. The “joined to make friends” narrative never made sense since she pretty much confirmed she plays phasma, dbd and payday with her real friends.
>>29035944>january birthdayshe's just like me bros...
Since everyone is survey posting again.http://poal.me/ywgayhttp://poal.me/ywgayhttp://poal.me/ywgay
>>29035944She's recording a voice pack, dipshit.
>>29035941I hope she cracks open a wiki how page like she did during that one sampling stream.
>>29035956oh fuck, my bad, then vbooker
>>29035890Straight
>>29035890I hate that this fake ship keeps getting pushed so hard still
>>29035853If you ask nicely
>>29035773thank jesus for being born in the same era as amelia
>>290357731 milestone drinking stream please
>>29035653yes
>>29035773You're strange and your life sounds like it used to be pretty shitty but you seem happy now and I'm glad for it.
>>29035810Big yab, my dude. Please kys
>>29035810>local anon escapes having his life ruinedthat could've turned out much worse
>>29035903She's just gonna act out her ideal date and it's going to be great.
>>29035903Mori is going to teach (you) to accept yourself!
>>29035691How come everyone is okay with this but when Ame put the word date on a stream everyone called her a desperate GFE slut over it?Kinda unfair
>>290356365'9''Ina/Gura
>29035307>29035420>29035431>samefagging this blantantlyNo (you)s for you faggot.
>>29035961What's more Ironic, the grrl Kiara's replying to is a Brit, her people's archenemy.
>>29035482Do you have the other one so I can use it to search for sauce, I found it a few days ago and forgot. This one is too edited.
>>29035869I unironically used to get called Frodo all the time
>>29035773Thank you Ame for consuming my life and free time
>the absolute state of the chumbuds
>>29035810If only you were slightly less autistic you could’ve gone with the flow long enough to get some cunny
>>29035762Wow i sure like a new out that look like shit and overdesign
>>29035879Sure!
>>29035903mori is a virgin, expect terrible information
>>29035538shut it, sperg. it's amazing
>>29035954
>>29035773If there's ever a time to post this image.
>>29035458I didn't have one before. I was a clip watching faggot until EN.
>Pocky DayFuck off Japs. This here is Veteran's Day and we're saluting our heroes.
>>29035943Seething lanklet.Your oshi doesn't just defend shortchads, she worships the ground they walk on. You will NEVER be a midget like topham/critikal. She will NEVER simp for you. Don't hit the ceiling or have a heart attack, on your way to the top shelf.
>>29035810I expected this story to end with you in front of a judge and the fact that it didn't is strange.
>>29035307>>29035420>>29035431>>29035997Here's a (you) for you guys
>>29035971So motivational speeches about the jews lies? Nice
>>29035458I'm sorry, Aki, but I can't watch anymore ARK. I'm still keeping up with her Death Stranding VODs.
>>29035903It's okay.She's played a lot of Persona 3.She's got this.
is the amegura stream canceled tonight as well?
>>29036020why does she sit like that?
>>29035972lmao chickenfags is only like 20 people here
>>29036023I didn't even get a day off for veteran's day
What do you guys think Gura is doing right now?
>>29035691>a date with Mori Calliope"I thought it say "Miss Calliope"
>>29035844Good, I think?
>>29035773Love you Ame
>>29035943They shit on everyone that has curly hair, regardless of height, for some reason.t. curly haired spic
>>29036013Its gothic loli shit so yeah, it will look terrible and not fit the character, but the stream will do big numbers regardless.
>>29035945Awward Wigger Weeb is Your Girlfriend Experience
God, I cannot watch Mori's stream. I cringe way too hard. I literally don't know why, something just seems extremely wrong whenever I hear her voice.
GURA, PLEASE SING ANCIENT SUMERIAN SONGS ABOUT GILGAMESH DURING YOUR KAREOKE STREAM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs
>>29036045masturbating blah blah
None of the EN girls are truly GFE material and these stream are just memes or poor attempts.I hope Gen 2 delievers, would be great to have an english one...
>>29035653The legal one
>>29035990>Girl wracked with self doubt and confidence issues, even after literally hundreds of thousands of people tell her they like her content and thousands of them throw money at her, is going to teach us how to be accept ourselves. Oh this I can't wait to see.
So what are the odds Kiara shits up mori's chat during the date?
>>29036045discord sex
I would still date her, even if she is a virgin.
>>29035991Faggots overreacting to Amelia's stream from the day it was announced and trying to ruin it aren't going to make me turn on Mori's.
>>29036027Thanks
What do each of them do when they're horny?
>>29036042>there are no chickenfags in the timeslot she doesn't stream incrazy how that works
>>29035890
>>290360595ch destroyed Rushia for me.
>>29035965>>29035900She's going to thank the chat because of spam and not acknowledge it anymore
>>29035458Didn't really have an oshi before EN. Just liked Hololive in general.
>>29035663>>29035667>>29035670>>29035675>>29035683>>29035688>>29035697>>29035706>>29035711>>29035719>>29035726>>29035729>>29035731>>29035757>>29035853>>29035940>>29035992How can you live as a manlet?
>>29036072masturbate
>>29036043thanks for your sacrifice
>>29036055You're not alone.It's like the uncanny valley of voices. I am filtered immediately by it.
>>29036045touching her cunny
>>29036072but none of them have horns
>>29036016Is Mori's dating information going to be as bad or worse than Ame's financial advice
>>29036057Fuck off, Gregorian chants or nothing.
>>29036029Aki.... she's not doing well...
>>29036079
>>29036059https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1326454637759664128?s=20She's too strong
>>29036054I would read this LN
>>29035691Does JOPs even watch it yet?
>>29036079I will literally shrink myself shorter if it means a better chance with Mori.
>>29036081>this
>>29036075What's the 5ch narrative about Rushia?
>>29036023Veterans Day isn't even going to be a thing anymore 10-15 years from now once they're all dead from old age
>>29036077the most likely outcome
>>29036053Did someone said everyone in Hololive need to be dressed like that for some reason?
>>290356365'Ina
>>290356366'3Sora
>>290356366'2 Calli
>>29036042Say that again in English.
>>29036071it was old survey, chickenfag
>>29036055Same, its like she's speaking to retards.
>>29035556I can't. I got my wisdom tooth removed
>YouTube cancels Gura's streamPretty based if I say so myself
>>29036059Fuck off, loser.
>>29036057>>29036091She better do some Tuvan throat singing
>>29035933so we can do the exact same thing next thread!
>>29036079I am taller than all the women I have dated so it's no big deal.
>>29035903Holy fucking shit she's just going to mention basic phrases like how to order at a restaurant you dumb as fuck schizo
>>29036088worse, worse by a longshotWomen dont know what they want, VIRGIN women know even less so, because they number in the dozens
>>29036079>>29036093This one
>>29036096There were quite a few in her last one.
>>29036105>He doesn't knowGood
>>29036094what is she saying?
Amelia is the type of girl that will give you 3 months of absolute bliss before the hormones wear off and she slowly starts to realize she's made another mistake. Your conversations get shorter, she stops wanting to go out on dates, and things begin to devolve at an alarming rate. Before you know it you're having a somber conversation in your car, parked in a dimly lit movie theatre parking lot.>Yeah... Things aren't really working out...>You don't hate me do you?>I understand if you hate me>I promise it's nothing to do with you! It's me anon...>We can still be friends!It's a bitter pill to swallow but this is the type of girl she is.
>>29036096yup there was a bunch of them in her last english teaching stream
>>29035267Honestly seems like a cute framework for a language lesson.
>>29036084Yeah, I think part of it is just that her voice doesn't fit an anime avatar at all, but that can't be all there is. It still feels wrong when she's just voice chatting with another holo
>>29036045No idea, probably begging enma for kusoge permissions so she can play an awful game for one stream and drop it.
>>29036045Shitposting in this very thread
>>29035903I have reason to believe she's never been in a real relationship.
>>29036079I'm not a manlet, though?
>>29036079I'm a bachelor so my life is filled with sex toys, alcohol, lifting, and gaming.
>>29035458I still hop on Aki's streams but I didn't spacha in a while. I need to make it up sooner or later
>>29036106>implying joe the warhawk won't keep us in a perpetual state of war for the next eight years
Reminder that when Coco was streaming with Haachama, she made comments about both of them being EN gen 0; Coco became obviously uncomfortable and tried to change the subject.Coco does not want to be associated with EN or the EOP audience.
>>29036055She uses some ratarded sounding fake voice, she is much better in collabs when she just talks normal.
>>29036105They regularly doxx her with really unflattering doxx.
>>29035773For me, you are the stand-out star of HoloEN. You have an absolutely giddying amount of SOUL, and I hope you never let anyone bully you out of doing things your ways. Love you Ame
>>29035773she's an absolute legend
>>29035771152cm (5'0")Ame>>29035841>>29035771How the fuck are there three of us?
>>29036045Playing games with her male friends, laughing about how she doesn't have to stream tonight.
>>29036052That may be, but it was only Napolean Dynamite. I wasn't even wearing glasses for the first four years, and i had to grow a stoner beard to make it end.
>>29036079I mean the main downside I ever felt I had was with women, so I live just fine. People after a certain age stop giving a fuck because they're too busy with their lives. Even if it's just in there head that's fine just don't pester me and I don't really care.
Amelia's Japanese is only at weeb level?
>>290356364'11Gura
>>29036079Pretty easy. It's a manlet world, you're just living in it.
>>29036139take your meds
>>29036079not well.if amelia wasnt lying about her taste in men and preferences then I can still go on...
This is the part where an actual professional would make up for it and appease to the disappointed fans by going online with something else than what was planned. Anything, even a random zatsudan would be nice.
So we already know Suisei and Marine are gonna be watching Mori, but which other holos are gonna also be flicking the bean to their deep voiced white girl.
>>29036138How the fuck do you not know what shes saying?
>>29036088But anon the banker toooolllddd meeee why would he liiiieeeeeeee
>>29036115cope
>>29036131>virginlmao are you really that naive? With that body even if she was literally retarded her bodycount would be higher than 10.
>>29036072>Ame/Gura discord sex>Mori goes on a podcast to have a threesome>Ina uses a tentacle dildo>Kiara uses fried chicken to attract black men
>>29036121Does she talk and does she sound retarded like most deaf people?
>>29035773Keep being the cute gremlin you are https://files.catbox.moe/5ktd2y.webm
>>29036126It just doesn't make any sense>>29036150you keep saying that but don't provide a clip
>>29036062100%She should've just cut the middleman and made it a collab with Kiara so she could have a teaching subject
>>29036096Mori had a ton of JOP viewers, she gets a ton of nip responses on Twitter too
>>29036150yet she browses reddit and does the shitpost review? good joke retard
>>29036150She doesn't want them to realise that her ONLY gimmick is long fucking gone and her English is worse than Haachama's.
>>29036072Play Sims with sex mods on.
>>29036121Who
>>29036045Autistically making notes so that she knows what to say during her karaoke stream tomorrow
>>29036138something2 you fag don't forget about rushia, something2 about rushia want to see fandead soon, then give kiss, do your jap reps anon
>>29036150Coco literally mentioned wanting to do Among Us with the EN girls during a superchat reading, shut up about this already.
>>29036171gura is a lazy brat that needs to be punished!
>>29036072>overworks herself>masturbates furiously>goes into non-ranked matches to wipe the floor with everyone>have sex with her husband>starts teasing adult men
>>29036178>he doesnt knowlmao, do your 666d6reps newfaggot
>>29036165watson stop posting on 4chan
The Ancient ones killed Ina's cat as punishment for not naming it Niggerman
>>29036079By being in SEA and surrounded by fellow manlets.
will you be watching this bitch?
>>29035326deadbeats are the Filipinos of jp
>>29036059What's the appeal of GFE? I tried watching Rushia, but it just wasn't working for me, way too insipid and saccharine.
>>29036109I though it was some sort of sponsor or something for a while, but doesn't seem to be the case.
>>29036055Same. Wow, are you me. I think her voice has too much bass. And she comes off as a normal nerdy girl. Like someone you've dated or maybe a family member or something. There's nothing special about her. She is very plain. And that's not bad.
>>29036113Based Soratomo, have you bought your concert ticket and copy of her album?
>>29036172Suisei has or new outfit at the same time, so she wont be watching live at the very least
>>29035972>460 votesS-sugoi deadhours
>>29036185>so she could have a teaching subjectBut Kiara's English is flawless, but hey she won't be there the whole stream given that she has to prepare for hers which is going to happen during Mori's
>>29035773CAM ON AME YA FACKIN DORKSTART THE STREAM WITH THE SHARK GIRLIE
>>29036173why would i?
Ever since Ame's collab with Roboco I can't stop thinking about the latter. Sexually.
>>29036172Suisei will be doing her own stream and probably score like 70k viewers against Mori's 7k
>>29036139that's almost exactly how my last relationship ended... :(
>>29036096This is retarded, it looks like Kiara is pulling the covers off Calli for a prank.
>>29036189Because those get views and money
Is it true that Haachama is going to roast Kiara in their collab?
>>290361813/4 not gonna say which ones are true though.
>>29035326>Amelia date stream>motion sickness simulator>Mori date stream>air pollution simulator
>>29036171She probably went to catch up on some sleep. Still salty about youtube, though.
>>29036207YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29036150Keep copypasting it, retard. Someone will believe you eventually.
>>29035890damn thats cute
>>29036208karen calamari fucked niggers dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57UPiBQYBwALeave it to me if the cunny brat won't do it.
>>29036163She only knows hiragana and some basic vocab so yes. She should ignore kanji altogether and just focus on vocab if she wants to improve fast.
>>29036062100% because she can't control herself or turn her shtick off for longer than 5 minutes which is why I don't like Kiara in the first place.
>>29036079i don't want a girl that only loves me because of my height, being a manlet it's like having a filter for shitty people.
Why does Moris Date stream not appear in her videos or home page, but I can see it in my default youtube home page?It's like a non shadowban shadowban, makes shit hard if I don't come across it magically
>>29036190And her English gotten fucked from being underused
>>29036079>Anyone under 185cm is a manlet>Most girls are barely 170cmWhatever you say Mr. 200cm anomaly.
>>29036228Newfag alert
>>29036163Most EOPs here know more Japanese than she does.
>>29036016DO U
Has Gura tweeted out a big apology for pulling the gun on delaying the stream?
>>29036045I think Gura takes the job seriously and unlike the other girls, actually preps for the streams. She's probably writing down jokes or skits she can do on stream. I imagine her life is similar to a stand up comedian.
https://poal.me/hz1n0bhttps://poal.me/hz1n0bhttps://poal.me/hz1n0bhttps://poal.me/hz1n0bhttps://poal.me/hz1n0b
>>29036190Haachama's english is pretty impressive ngl
>>29035991I'm a deadbeat who is potentially uncomfortable with this but I'll give it a chance because I miss this bitch.
>>29035890Homosexual
>>29036263Cmiiw Ina 175cm
>>29036243Gura already sleeps for like 12 hours a day how much more sleep does that little devil need?
>>29036208The absolute state of doxxbraps..
>>29036263anyone under 6 foot is a manlet, this is a fact.
>>29036158Short teamates, represent!
>>29036171It's only songs, why you heff to be mad
>>29036216No, fuck her
>>29036059Eh, I prefer that they just skirt the line of GFE/occasionally put out content that you can project GFE onto if you really want, rather than go all-in.
>>29036109Didn't you hear? It's national gothic lolita fashion appreciation year
>>29036241Is she gonna tell us what the fart protocol is on the first date bros?
I'm gonna start writing down the funny things that Gura says with a timestamp, because when I go back to look for it later I can never find it.
>>29036259youtube are incompetent, did you notice they had a global outage today too?
>>29035636168cm / 5'6"gura
Had to go wageslave, how were Amelia's Q&A and Ina's Minecraft stream after Nigerman died?
>>29036208Ignore him anon, he's either an NTRfag, or a jaded incel from /r9k/. Either way, he has other men's cocks on his mind 24/7
>>29036259English
>>29035858Its haachama cooking while Kiara watches. Kinda like the Luna and Coco one
>>29036205By me
>>29036208DU YU RELLY
At least I can feel marginally less retarded by finally setting up this streamlink stuff and be ready for Gura
>>29036220Do someone in power at Cover jack off to that?
>>29036171This is the part where a mentally stable individual would say "oh well, things happen" and go about doing something else with their life.
>>29035636188cmGura
>>29035890what the fuck tahts gay
Reminder that Mori hates pathetic otaku who are only attracted to moe avatars and hates herself for stooping low enough to pander to them. She looks down on all of you and just sees this as a necessary evil as part of her plan to use hololive as a stepping stone to boost satansquare's music career.Seething deadbeats cannot disprove this.
>>29036273iirc she actually has a list of things to talk about in front of her
>>29036071That surveys been posted for weeks anon
>>29036203thats a cute umbrella
>>29036263>Anyone under 185cm is a manletYes, I'm 187cm
>>29036275Not for someone that's lived in a country with a large English speaking minority for a couple of years.
>>29036254So, Gura killed youtube just to not overlap with Coco-senpai
>>29036271no because she did nothing wrong. also, it's "jumping the gun", ESL-kun.
>>29036313Damn you, Chris
>>29036116She's also gotten more popular here in the last... month, jesus christ, was it that long ago?!
https://twitter.com/LC_Lapen/status/1326715714359619584Sunshine song made with Ame's hics, fucking funny
>>29036079Exogenous testosterone, son.
>>29036165A-Ame?
>>29036279>Ina is taller than me
>>29036313Who is that?
>>29036317Wow she types like a retard, big surprise.
>>29035716I mean she already did resort to that.
>>29036323>So, Coco killed youtube just to not overlap with GurFTFYi
>>29036273She's already said that she writes down topics to talk about. Not too great at naturally segueing into a new one though, which is why you often hear her randomly blurt out a question
>>29036158Are you sure we aren't all femanons
So how many people are going to superchat her asking how many dates she's been on in her life
>>29036301The one where she was so horrified she broke character?
>>29036221Well, whatever it is, it makes her stream literally unwatchable for me. I don't even really dislike her or anything, I just can't listen to her
>>29036297>Ina's Minecraft stream after Nigerman died?She just came back home and the stream died through the end.
>>29036286so many femanon/manlets are teachads holy shit
I have Amelia Watson on the phone, want me to tell her something?
29036317Off-topic, window closing.
>>29036317This is true, but deadbeats will never accept it. They are as brainwashed as KFP cultists.
>>29036023If you don't get the day off it isn't a real holiday
>>29036317oh fuck i thought it was one of the narrative memes, so theres an actual real chance she might still lurk here?
>>29036317God she types just like all the people I hate
>>29036329pretty good lol
>>29036105She loves people who wears masks
>>29036317That's okay, fujoshi opinions don't really matter
>>29036317Step on me, Calli.
>>29036317>femcel weeb defending her bishiesFF15 was ass
>>29036329Based
>>29035267>a date with a well-known femcelsure why not?
>>29036346Yes
>>29036317once she gets dropped from hololive she has to give up the avatar and the rights to the music she made as mori, she will be nothing once again when shes no longer mori
>>29036297Ame was especially cute and hyper, we got lore drops that she was almost abducted by two men in a van and has been mauled by three dogs, also got out of a rabies shot by trying to bite the nurse
>>29036273>I imagine her life is similar to a stand up comedian.Except the being funny part
>>29036238It's fine, they're both Australian so it's just bants.
>>29036329That'se some dedication.
>>29036279Prove what you say or you're a faggot.
>>29036326I don't know why I said "pulling", desu
>>29036329Wait why is Kiara the one that came up with that idea?
>>29035636Barely 5'7Kiara
>>29035890Why did they make this in the style of the Jujutsu Kaisen ending?
>>29036059What power will she give Kiara during their collab?
>>29035636171This dork
>>29036276What the fuck do those mean?
>29036317Lmao and they call us doxxbraps
>>29036317>mori was XV-kun all along
>>29036354keep it up!
>>29036317So, she also hates all the other holos who do it genuinely? Deadbrap, did you think this through? Your narrative makes your oshi look terrible.
>>29036329god ame is disgusting
>>29036317Well it's a good thing I'm not only attracted to moe avatars and idols then
>>29035636194cmGuraIm ready to dominate.
>>29036363>so theres an actual real chance she might still lurk here?They all do
>>29036354I will find you and sniff your cunt.
>>29036273Maybe like a post-it note but I seriously doubt she puts that much effort into it. She can barely finish her train of thought, let alone plan ahead.
>>29036279isn't she 157?
>Mori into shota narratives>Literally admits she has a big preference for small guys>Is an actual teacher>Was beat up, bullied and sexually harassed by young boys when she was in schoolI just recalled that fetishes usually develop under weird conditions when youngIs it really just narratives? I'm afraid for the children of Japan now
Eyyyy!!! Ame hit 600k!!!!
http://poal.me/77zrw2http://poal.me/77zrw2http://poal.me/77zrw2VOTE VOTE VOTE
>>29036378Gura has made me laugh a lot of times with her jokes, so your statement just comes across as a salty anti.
>>29036329We have the best employees don't we folks
>>29036317FF1 was all male and its my 3rd favorite, while I think ff15 sucks cock, seethe mori
>>29036329so is this a teamate or a kfp janny being dedicated to their oshi
>>29036317why would I seethe about my oshi finally being noticed and successful? the only seething party is (You)
>>29036411Ina is too busy drawing and farming.
>>29035636>6'0"Usada Pekora
>>29036354play tf2 and do your singing reps
>>29036354Tell her to only do collab apex streams from now on
>>29036343I'm not at least, 29yo manlet. >>29036286>>29036353I hope the rest are femanons, being this short as a man is not fun.
>>29036317XV was trash for a lot of reasons, but the cast ended up being one of the better parts of the game.
>>29036354clean your armpits
>>29036378That's just mean, anon.
>>29036416She probably just goes about her day normally and if she has an idea does what you said. That guy made it sound like she sits down for a couple hours and writes a set.
>>29036216If she sang better songs than the same, weekly garbage zoomer songs for the umpteenth time
>>29036328JESAS!?
>>29036434no homo bro but that's pretty cute
>>29036218It's just very cute and endearing to me.I'm fine now but a few months ago my life was shit and it helped with the loneliness
>>29036317>there are people here who STILL don't know that Mori came with the flood of tumblr newfagswhat you think because she's YA BOI doesn't make her a woman? top fucking kek, she's no different from all the other holes out there you fucking losers.
>>29036447who?
>>29036165Is the collab still happening?
>>29036422GFE is entertainment retard
>>29036121Link to her channel?
>>29036447>>29036423Sorry I just wanted a (You) and you set me up for that one.
>>29036455fag
>>29036447I want to fuck her
>>29036403
>>29036317XV had shit combat and even worse characters.
>>29036427didnt @ ame
>>29036378But anon that would still line up with most stand up comedians
>>29036354Tell her to watch Dandy dubbed, Gura.
>>29036216Might as well
>>29036165What the fuck
>>29036447Fuck off to discord, Artiacucks
>>29036297Ame didn't take her meds and schzioposted live
>Amelia announces a date stream>/hlgg/ seethes and posts roommate shit>Mori announces a date stream>/hlgg/ seethes and posts roommate shitAnd some of you fucking retards really think we're ever going to get a board when none of the girls can go 5 minutes without doing something that pisses off some autist and makes them lash out.
>>29036317Actually disgusting, yikes.
>>29036447did cover kill cn yet?
>>29036421Finally, no clue why it was stuck at 599k for so long.
>>29036338how could you forget her, anon?
>>29036422all of them retard
>>29036464Doesn't mean I can't separate it retard
>>29036427a dedicated employee of the week
I see we are back to the "Anti Mori" part of the timeloop
>>29036434No homo bro, but just get in this gothic lolita dress for me bro
>>29036317>2015
>>29035810>Kindergartener >Really cutePlease consider a noose.
>>290356366'1Kiara
>>29036422gfe is entertainment for me. does it mean that this ojiisan is not hopeless yet?
>>29036165Ame please
>Not finding your homie cuteNGMI
>>29036421Slowpoke
>>29036449Yeah, thats pretty much what I imagined as well.
>>29036378That's you anon
>>29035903I have a terrible feeling about it. She knows what she's doing with pretending to be oblivious while doing lewd stuff ("jerk it now", "take this candy from my chest", etc). And she's the queen of self-doxxing, she won't be able to keep herself from mentioning her own experiences. I fear deadbeats here who've convinced themselves that Mori is virginal are going to lose their goddamn minds when she talks about the "let's go up to my room" line that have and haven't worked on her.
>>29036466https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
>>29036354Ask her if it's true
>>29036492Why is there a black mass
>>29036474well fuck add another point to the who has the crazier fanbase chart
>>29035810Knowing someone who works with kids, yeah kids resting their head on male counselors crochets is always awkward, apparently happens a lot so its kinda part of trade and probably the reason you didnt got fired.
>>2903631715 is fucking trash and not because of the main cast.
>>29036317I mean I don't think that one tweet proves that. I think that just proves she was incredibly passive aggressive and threw out names against people who critisized something she likes. As in most people on the internet
>>29036492Is the timeline where Kurisu didn't get yabbed to death, and Mel never happened?
Chumbuddies...
>>29036427where's the joke, ina? geez it's like i'm watching cooc's meme review over here
>>29036486I thought Mori and her roommate were literally the same people and that justified talking about her roommate's off topic bullshit constantly? At least that's what doxxbeats keep telling me.
>>29036422por que no los dos
>>29036492The forbidden chuuba....
>>29036317>hamboneSo did she watch ghost?
>Could've been listening to Gura>Doxxbeats are back instead
Hoocha
>>29036523demon
>>29036519This reads like a post made before Ame's arcade date. Why don't you stop overthinking things and quit being a little bitch all the time.
>>29036533We can cope with clubhouse 51 bro.
>>29036499why are they so weird and cultlike
>>29036466Nevermind I found her.>She stopped streaming cause of antisFuck
>>29036329How the fuck are Austrians able to do this? They just get peoples loyalty like it’s nothing
>>29036492I-i'm not the only one who sees the faceless void right?
Did the fucking Chilean figure out how to reset his router or something? Fucking christ, get me OUT OF THIS TIMELOOP FUCK
So how do permissions work anyways? Is it a company thing or game specific thing?Since Ina can play hl2, does that mean tf2 is good to go or do they have to get permissions for specific games in order for Ame to play tf2
>>29036317>2015People change a lot in 5 years. She probably stayed here too long and corrupted herself.
>>29035762She still held pretty good numbers competing with noels costume and whatever coco's fucking meme stream with haachama was. in fact it was average for any of her jp primetime streams
>>29036519>Reaper yabs and slays all the GhostlingsYes please.
holy shit screw this general, there are so many ESL retards in here it's god damn unbelievable, I'm tired of deciphering your shitty hieroglyphics like I'm some kind of archeologist trying to make sense of 5000 year old graffiti in ancient egypt.you're missing conjunctions, you're missing prepositions, your sentences are all half finished, you don't even know what words to capitalize and which words not to. your vocabulary is so pathetically small all you can do is repeat the word 'retard' and 'fucking' over and over againPLEASE learn english and never post in this general again you shit-brained apes. I bet half of you are from europe, kill yourselves
Why aren't you fags playing rice loli's game while you wait for streams?
>>29036559Nope i'm also seeing that
>>29036556 tenchou deserves it, she suffered so much in the first few weeks after her debut
>>29035903>Doesn't doubt she's had sex>MoriBro that girl is too autistic to have had sex with anyone. Especially while in Japan. No Japanese guy is going within fifteen feet of her.
>Your oshi>Is she a whore
>>29036529>I think that just proves she was incredibly passive aggressive and threw out names against people who critisized something she likes.Ironically that's all this people here do when confronted by the idea that others like things they don't. People are mad that Mori does it because they they're the same way.
>>29036338The Holo Anti-Christ.Legends say she'll be the one to bring destruction to Hololive during the Final Holocaust.
>>29036329nice
>>29036562Depends on a company by company basis, and Cover always plays it cautious.
>>29036329Anyone else find this really disgusting?
Reminder that Mori was staring at the V line on Kiara's swimsuit and tried as hard as possible to not call it/her sexy Trust nothing she says about sex, her sexuality, dating and relationships
wait ame has a little brother?ONEE-SAMA
>>29036569bro you just killed kiara
>>29036582AyameYes
>>29036519You say that like a purge would be a bad thing
>>29036569ogey
>>29036578Imagine being this fucking new.
>>29036582AyameAbsolutely
>>29036569r u frustrate?
>>29036581shut up bitch
>>29036562some companies are game specific but most are company wide
>>29036569based
>>29036547I trust Ame more than I trust Mori desu
>>29036348>>29036084>>29036055That's fair, I have a similar problem with amelia, some untracable problem with the way she sounds that just puts me off, I only watch some of her collabs, depending on who else is in it.
>>29035810Please neuter yourself.I mean this with all due respect.
>>29036569is this a copypasta or just one really mad anon?
>>29036569rrat
>>29036582AyameYes and I love her for it
>>29036582InaNo
>>29036421>join in blue
Hey, Gura's karaoke got cancelled, but at least we have the next best thing soon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57UPiBQYBwA
>>29036556Everybody else got filtered, all that's left are the gachis.>>29036329Ame gave up on her rotating level. Kiara confirmed for better gamer than Ame.
>>29036582AyameShes sucking my dick right now as we speak
>>29036317
>>29036578I thought it is impossible for any type of girl to go without sex because she is a girl?
guess we're going back to the usual program
>>29036569ESL got filtered from the second line on
>>29036582TowaYes
>>29036569ogey rrata
so, are we getting 51 in an hour or is gura gonna cancel that, too?
>>29036569BASED. Your lack of capitalization bothers me.
>>29036317I know literally nothing about Final Fantasy, but why would 4chan of all places be mad about an all-male cast?
>>29036569sorry. nani did you say about Watashitachi?
>>29036569Haha it do really be like that
>>29035949First she should teach us where to find them. Tomboys are a rare breed.
>>29036569Based
>>29036616Oh boy, the same top 10 white girl radio songs from 2010.
Where's the schedule Ame?????
>>29036582GuraOnly for me
>>29036635That one is up to watson
>>29036635Ame won't let that happen
>>29036492What the fuck was the theme of the first Gen anyway?They have the Gamers' alien fox and space elf, but than three regular school girls?
You're doing your 日本語 reps right anon?
I'm watching phasmophobia and I have to ask, is Gura an actual boomer? When someone recommended a game she was interested in she wrote it on her hand with a pen because she "didn't have any paper" near her, and I remember in one of her earlier streams she was ruffling through a physical notebook to find shark facts. Why doesn't she just use her phone or notepad or something?
>haha slay all the ghostlings le epic cull mass purgeYou retards always say some shit like this like we still don't have goslingposting whenever Ame streams. The only reason you want some sort of purge is to feel like you're part of a smaller, more exclusive club. Having to share an oshi with you faggots is infinitely more annoying than any gosling or ghostling.
Stop giving roommate shit (you)'s you retards
>>29036616Based Coco dabbing on gura
>>29036646Just as I like it.
>>29036578she has like, no sex appeal other than her big bazongas. They're some real honkin honkers. badonkadonkers. Honkdonkeridoos. I mean really they're some honest to god dobonhonkeroos
>>29036519Mori could go on stream and talk about how she fucked every boy in her class and Deadbeats will still be convinced she is a virginThese people can't be reasoned with, they are completely delusional
>>29036317Ironic when the best part about that game are the two non permanent female party members
>>29036654She made a Wonder Pets reference in the first Phasmo collab, I can't imagine a boomer doing that.
>>29036578>>29036622>>29036600Anons Anons she only went on one date when young and nothing pass that
>Amelia as envisioned by her mama>soft, meek, cute, radiates a beautiful young feminine energy, makes you want to go on a time travel adventure with her>actual Amelia>REEEEEEE fuck you chat you all suck fuck this game *hic* IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUBBA SHUT UP heh
>>29036648a-are you okay anon?
>>29036582AmeNo
>>29036578Have you see what she looks like? If Ame can get laid, so can she.
So Gura mentioned there might be a bet involved with the 51 clubhouse collab. Any guesses on what it might be?
>>29036654She's 30+, yes
>>29036582AyameYes, she is 3-5% male by volume on account of all the ojisan cum inside her
>>29035643I don't see a countdown
>>29036533Like I keep saying. there's nothing wrong with drinking on a Wednesday
>>29036295This isn't the first time youtube has had issues this year. The lead dev and project manager should start writing their letter of resignation. I remember at my job when a website went down it cost them like 10k usd per hour. I can only imagine how much tens of millions youtube loses in ad revenue for being down for 3 hours. This outage was global. Hololive should find a different streaming service that is competent.
>>29036638>why would /v/ be madhave you ever been there?
>>29036653>/hlgg/死ねえ糞が
>>29035854>In a parallel dimension this post is making fun of us that had our stream postponed
I definitely can't miss this stream, after all I never dated.https://youtu.be/VCIKNLoJX4I
>>29036653if ame actually gets good at nihongo i will eat my hat. i want her to, though.
>Haachama Kiara collab shadowbannedSo this bitch is just cursed right?
>>29036569fucking retard
>>29036582PekoraUsed to be
>>29036569this are true fucking retard ESL was ruined this thread me as American enjoying thi thread when ESLnigga get the banned IP range
>>29036675Loser does what the winners wants, feel free to post your narratives
>>29036669both are true
>>29036582AyameStacy like her? Absolutely.
Hi is this the thread where we post roommate twitter screenshots?
Here chumbuds, don't let jewtube turn you down.https://files.catbox.moe/a3yz41.png
>>29036654i'm a zoomer and i love writing stuff down with pen and paper. it just feels much nicer and lets you remember stuff better
>>29036608That's why I called it an "uncanny valley". You hear an awkward teenage boy with the voice of an average white female, it's extremely off-putting.
>>29036675Sex in person
Post a song that your oshi will never sing. I'll start>Ame>White Girls fuck Dogs by rusty cage
>learning new lore from someone who was rejected from EN Gen 1What are you watching right now lads?
What the website to see how much money someone made form a stream?
>>29036684>Hololive should find a different streaming service that is competent.They'd have to make one first.
>>29036616Shame it's archived, unarchived is always more fun But it beats nothing
>>29036638>why would 4chan be mad about ____There are people in this thread right now mad about a stream that hasn't even happened yet.
>>29036569Based Tyrone
>>29036654Probably out of habit. I remember back when I was in highschool here in America girls used to write on their hands all the time, even for the most random shit. I'm 25.
>>29036486The narrative that they know about this place and have checked the threads out at least once is beleivable for Mori and ChickenThe narrative that they are active participants with fondness for you insane doxing schizos is pure insanity. Face it fags, the ones that know about this place, hate this place.
>>29036712DnB concerts from last year while I farm maps in POE to finish my challenges.
>>29036569This but unironically
>>29036697It's on Haachama's channel so IDGAF.
>Ayameposter posts roommate shit>Anti-Mori schizos come out of the woodworks and shit on Mori for a 5 year old tweet>not only that, it's for calling waifufags seething incels (which they were, even if the game was ass)
>>29036707Legend, thank you anon
>>29036654She used to watch danny phantom and likes frank sinatra, she's over 30
>>29036703This is what it sounded like she was going to say last night, anyway. I'm looking forward to them getting competitive lol.
>>29036723anon they would do that to be quirky or because they weren't allowed to use their phonesI'm 21
>>29036704This is true
>>29036560I don't know man she she says "not enough danke schons in chat post more" and then I feel obligated to spam it
>>29035297And people fucking doubt Mori's virginity
>>29036348She also does a lot of cringe worthy things to be honest. She's just very awkward. Less so when she's around other hololive girls.
>>29036734danny phantom isn't really anything that weird, I know people that are barely 20 and they watched it as well
>>29036712Who?
>>29036675"Who can frustrate chat more?"
>>29036712listening to Choco-sensei turning in her bed live
>>29036711KiaraErika
>>29036711GuraCountry roads (English version)
>>29036675>>29036675Loser has to wear a vibrator next stream
>>29036711InaStaple Tapworms On My Penis
>>29036734i'm 21 and grew up on danny phantom and love sinatra
>>29036614So long as this doesn't get replies from doxxposters, I can sleep easy.
>>29036675One yubi each lost game.
>>29036711guracountry roads (english lyrics)
I hate this program so fucking much
>>29036712Is it Ny*nners?
>>29036707uuuuuoooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29036732waifufags are literally her current fanbase though, that's the point.
>>29036709Funny as it would be, Yagoo would never risk hiring a male to play a female. The amount of drama that would come out if it happened would be unbelievable
>>29036726This is true.
>>29036734>Danny phantom>Old
>>29036764>pornhub colors
>>29036675Loser does ASMR streamThey end on a draw and it's a collab stream
>>29036329Ew. I thought Ame's hics were supposed to be cute
I thought Ame's debut was terrible and how awful she was going to be. Now I can't stop thinking about how much I love her and how she's the best.
>>29036569>you don't even know what words to capitalize and which words not to. yourIronic.
>>29036569Why is this board, dedicated to people who pretend to know Japanese (JSLs), so obsessed with ESLs?Does it make you seethe that much that some people aren't native English speakers? 1/5 of the girls this thread is dedicated to is quite literally an ESL who keeps making small mistakes, do you hate her too?
which en holo will be the first one to say the n word on stream? which one says it privately?
>>29036732>a post calling out seething incels makes anti incels seetheso no surprises really?
>>29036764This is getting scary bro
>>29036688cringe
>>29036697at this point I'm starting to believe the idea that all of the KFP roleplayers are being flagged as bot accounts
>>29036712Singing Bitch. I fucking love her.
>>29036712Making tea because it's getting colder around my area :)
>>29036569i just wnt sum bobs and veganas.
>>29036726>Face it fags, the ones that know about this place, hate this place.Laughing at the thought that people who genuinely like this place exist
>>29036569retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking retard fucking
>>29036711KiaraHelp me Doctor Dick
>>29036150She doesn't want the EOP audience it was clear since the begin when she started to do JOP streams filtering all of her EOP audience.All this shitfest that is happening now is just to get 1M subs.But it's ok because she is cute.
>>29036732>doxxbeats talk about roommate shit>roommate shit gets posted>people rightfully complain about this and point out the cause>doxxbeats sperg out and refuse to take responsibility for their actions yet againLike fucking clockwork, please fuck off.
>There are actually people in this thread believing that a white girl in her 30s hasn't had sex
>>29036711>Gura>Little Girls - Oingo Boingo
>>29036569ESL hands typed this.
>>29036779just as keiaku
>>29036569NI HAO
>>29036569https://streamable.com/n15clz
>>29035285InaNo
>>29036804>in her 30s
if you guys are so concerned about Mori's dating history why not superchat her a question about it during the date maybe phrase it asking for "her qualifications to teach about dates" like surely that would give you the answer
>>29036726>fondness for you insane doxing schizos is pure insanityI think SHE'S HERE but anyone who thinks this is retarded
>>29036781>do you hate her too?Yes, but not because she's an ESL.
>>29036802wave that chilean flag, faggotwave it harder
>>29036767hell no, I'd never stoop that low
>>29036654That's pretty cute. None of those seem boomerish.Some girls just like to have a cutesy notebook to write in too.
>>29036711SubaruEnglish rock songs
>>29036764Disgusting.
>>29036492eberi dei I imagin a mirai waru I can bey wittyuu....
It's now or never bros, if it's not scheduled within 5 min it's over..
>>29036569I was going to list all the wrong stuff in this post but there's so much material I gave up halfway
>>29036711>Kiara>Oh Mein Papa
>>29036712Watching a video on hammer boons in Hades
>>29036779From the start Ame was trying to filter her audience...
>>29036764i wish i could help you fix your program but all i can offer is moral support! ganbare!!
>>29036317Reminder that the queen of autists herself thinks you are autistic
>>29036825The more you persist with this shit the more you alienate yourselves from these threads. But please, keep going and tell me again how K's is absolutely on topic whenever he's streaming.
>>29036560>Austrian>Excellent public speaker>Went to art school, but dropped out>Father's birthday is April 20th>Likes the Japanese
>>29036798>Kiara>Help me Doctor DickThat would be Kino
>>29036569https://streamable.com/qyirta
>>29036769Not only waifufags, but unicorns, who believe that Mori is a pure saint because she's "awkward and autistic just like me". The hard to swallow truth is that she has fucked at least a dozen guys, even retarded girls get plenty of action.
Rip Minecraft tomorrow, another stream forever lost to Atlantis
>>29036711moristraight outta compton
>>29036781>do you hate her too?I don't know, but she certainly thinks we do.
>>29036734I watched Danny Phantom while it aired and love Frank Sinatra and I'm only 26.
>>29036818It would but people are going to take any answer that isn't "UHHHHHHHHH" or" none" as a sign she sucked 50 black dicks
>>29036422I don't.
>>29036764I'm sure you already noticed that the feeling is mutual.
>>29036848more on topic than your constant pointless seething, you disgusting spic
>>29036846She's right and this thread is proof.
>>29036569i only type in lowercase and i plan on keeping up with it until my fingers wither away
>>29036608Because she's forcing her voice to be way higher than it normally is. She sounds completely different in her old stuff.I love the gremlin voice though, but I get why it would be off putting.
>>29036492>>29036833>Doomed timelineThis is like looking into beta Sonic games.
>>29036846Based
>>29036804I knew one. She was missing a leg, but yeah.
>>29036866
>>29036778It was made by a filthy KFP cult member, he tried his best to make it as weird sounding as possible.
>>29036818you're the same retard who was telling us to SC gura to ask creepy questions about her family, aren't you?
>>29036846That just means she really belongs here
>>29036860Gooooorrrrraaaaaaaaaa why do you torture us so.
>>29036846I mean she's right though
>>29036871B R A V O A M E
>>29036846No one cares what she thinks, she's retarded and talks in the most autistic and obnoxious wigger way possible.
>>29036866That ain't gonna fit, boss
>>29035458I always thought that whenever people surveyposted here with ">oshi" it was implied that it meant <oshi (out of the ENs)> and most people here had JP oshis if they were asked out of the whole agency. Are there really that many people who have ENs as their overall oshi? Not trying to throw shade, it's just very surprising to me.
>>29036764Why
>>29036781When we say "ESL" we mean "brown subhumans".Kiara is obviously white.
This bitch has live studio audience sfx.
>>29036764Do clothes in marvelous, the fuck are you doing?
>>29036871no need to watch yourself if you can just schlick to your lewd fanart
>>29036669It's perfect.
>>29036669That's just her from a parallel timeline.
>>29036492Why do I feel like collapsing when I see the blurry figure on the top right?
So did Aloe cancel the singing stream or what?
>>29036846She's just made no one responded to her /mu/ thread
>>29036846>/v/ is autistic manchildrenDo you think anyone is going to argue with that?
>>29036888I'm trying to get retards to waste their money on questions that they'd never answer
How does it feel to know that you will never abduct Amelia into the back of a van?
today is ryan gosling's birthday!say something nice to him
Where's the fucking streams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMmhtIw8s0In case anyone missed it
>>29036856Why are amefags like this? Just because ame has had sex doesnt mean mori is impure
>>29036023As a vet, veterans day is just a day that people just use to jerk themselves off. Shits stupid.
>>29036846Who posts on Twitter about browsing 4chan? Have I been using Twitter wrong or do I just not get social media?I only look like or retweet art.
>>29036669The first one better
>>29036866This looks suspiciously like Asanagi's work
>>29036899I think you're underestimating just how many new people EN brought to not only these threads, but to Hololive in general.
>>29036899You can't beat speaking the same language. As much as I enjoy JP chuubas, I never felt as connected to them as I do with HoloEN.
Wow, Coco doesn't sound terrible right now
>>29036848>more you alienate yourselves from these threadsThe fuck are you talking about? That'll never happen because this is a hololive discussion thread. Unless you're talking about being the "in group" which is even more laughable.
>>29036945women
Would Mori still be a massive sperg if she got the topham dick on the reg?
>>29036899this little shark has stolen my heart and I'm still waiting for her to give it back
You retards really need to stop replying to off topic shit. It just encourages them
>>29036899Isn't it more weird to like the JP oshi more when you don't even understand everything they say (for the obvious majority of hlg and hlgg). Also there's an insane amount of newfags in hlgg.
>>29036935Western internet was almost kill, everyone cancelled
>>29036933I don't own a van
>>29036944thank you for your service, anon
So what the fuck was wrong with the chicken? Was it all a nothingburger?
>>29036846Takes one to know one MORI
I sure love the same songs every stream
>>29036871Pretty hard to watch yourself
I just thought about a funny joke!Hololive CN
>>29036569
>>29036673Ame isn't in Japan and isn't a tall blond girl with tattoos and massive boobs. Japanese men aren't going anywhere near her. Especially once she opens her mouth and starts talking like a wigger.
>>29036934>share a bday with THE goslingNot sure if based
>>29036945Women and trannies
Is Clubhouse 51 still happening?
>>29036934お誕生日おめでとうゴスリング様
>>29036779She's amazingI still like her Pururin cover from her debut though, it's cute albeit bad
>>29035895boss was a sixty-something female but you never know i guess
>>29036899I sadly can't speak Nihongo so Polka is still just my JP oshi
>>29036418it's ok if she doesnt do anything
>>29036939My oshi is Ina and I don't care if she has fucked a thousand niggers.
>>29036899I'm doing my best to stay loyal to Luna but I'd be lying if i said Ame wasn't making me falter.
>>29036986I got an even better one: Nijisanji
>>29036934Happy birthday, goose and anons from the other thread!Wait, is goose here?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T HAVE SYRRAM
>>29036149JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER 9/11!
Stop what you are doing, open paint and draw Gura
Doing my archivereps. Mori's cute in her Yakuza stream, hope she keeps playing.
>>29036949well then count yourself as blind because it doesnt
>>29036991extremely based
>>29036974
>>29036975what are you talking about? Chicken hasn't posted anything today beyond that new game and a reminder for the collab
Coco's stream began five minutes ago and she's already singing. Hope Gura can learn to stop running her mouth so much and just get to the point like this.
>>29036975Even without knowing what you're talking about I can tell you for sure that yes, it was nothing at all.
>when youtube gives you an excuse to not stream
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>290366803-5% is balling it. More like 75%.
>>29036998Depends on whether cancelling Karaoke was satisfying enough for GuragakiIf she's extra feisty she'll think of something
>>29036998Hardworking Amelia is probably trying to convince the lazy Gura to continur the collab with her.
I can't wait to go on an ESL date with my autistic reaper wife, bros
GURA FELL ASLEEP I CANT WAKE HER UP SHE FORGOT
deadbraps got you down? Come take a vacation in cunny town!
>>29037039little brat
Africat just kissed me, cya virgins
>>29036863>there are schizos that unironically believe the narratives posted here like the Sibling=boyfriend narrative>Mori saying that her experience is going on a spa date with Kiara, or saying "Despite being ya boy, i do know how girls work" will lead to more anituber gangbang narratives that some retards will actually believethis is true
>>29036899Ame some how makes me significantly more happy than the rest of the holos do, I still love them all though for their strengths and weaknesses.
>>29037023SHION DOUJIN BY ASANAGI FUCKING WHEN
>>29036961>Would Mori still be a massive sperg if Yes
>>29036709Yeah, fair enough, Personally I really like Mori's voice, especially when she's speaking more casually.
>>29037022>SEGA>permissions>even after they already paid TWO girls in HoloEN to stream the game and advertise it for themGood luck.
>>29036662you seriously underestimate how much japanese men vehemently refuse to fuck with western women. If she had sex, it was when she was in America.
>>29037035maybe if coco's voice wasn't so ugly people would actually want to listen to her talk
The queen of cringe. Does she have a personality? It seems like she's just talking randomly into the camera. Like what is her role/persona supposed to be? And why isn't she following it. With that said, I don't hate any of the girls. I just don't think she'll last too long.
>>29037021here you go
>>29036934
>>29036975You mean 5ch schizo narratives? Normally I'd say yes it's a nothingburger, but a genuine schizo set fire to KyoAni and killed 30+ people because he believed they were "stealing his work", so no, those batshit nips are still a problem.
>>29036933But in my van I've got Kit-Kats and classic Ska CDs!
>>29037002I've been listening to Kiss me on repeat all day. It's not very good, but I'm enjoying every minute of it.
>>29036934Happy Bday funny man
>>29036779That's normal, I too thought Ame's debut was the only truly awful one but I still gave her a second chance because debuts do tend to go like that. Just look at Korone's or Pekora's. Now she's my favorite HoloEn.
I bought a mixed bag of haribos for the karaoke tonight but only now I realize it's like half licorice, fucking disgusting.I blame Gura for this.
>>29036989>tall foreigner>tattoos>probably doesn't wear a mask in public>loud as fuck>sits with her legs open like a guy>loads of autism>speaks like a wigger"yeah but boobies"This woman is only getting fucked if someone makes a move in the 5 seconds it takes her to open her mouth lest they get immediate repulsed and avoid her at all costs.
>>29036848https://files.catbox.moe/natpdz.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/68wqjw.mp4
>>29037078Yah she probably fucked a few times in college, but I guarantee you she has gotten exactly 0 Japanese weenier since moving
>>29037080Her regular non-Coco voice is perfectly fine, I don't get why she decided to become a drunk mickey mouse.
It's over bros
>>29037083clever, programmerchama
>>29037080You shut up, anon. I love her Mickey Mouse voice.
>>29036654Writing on paper is way more satisfying. Most analog things are.That said, I frequently transfer my written notes to my phone for safekeeping or editing, since I tend to add images and things.
>>29037103Just buy another one tomorrow then.
It took 2(two) days for Sykkuno to give up on trying to collab with Gura.
>>29037088
This kat is so fun bros...
She's a tomboy who likes rapShe's also a virgin with massive milkers, the true GFE
https://youtu.be/g1u5MawzSNU
>>29037068I don't think thats goona happen, he loves Shion
>>29037099Why does everyone around here love Ryan Gosling so much?
>>29037103Don't having baby palette and learn to enjoy anise.
>>29036654Hey I'm zoomer and I love writing on books and notes. It's more satisfying
>>29037021
>Forced to watch Coco cause Gura is a lazy brat
>>29036907I don't own marvelous
>ame postponing til tomorrow as wellFUCK
Can i find get a link to website that show you the money a video/stream made?
>>29037130you posted the wrong version without color>>29037117
Dumb Narrative, but maybe Gura really rescheduled because she wanted to watch Coco. Dunno, that would make sense to me.
>>29037125
>>29037131But what if vanilla
>>29037131Vanilla doujin, self insert, it's a go then
>>29037105This, also "based"
>>29037068Prolly never. Shion's roomate's mom died.
>>29037150Gura is giving Ame the full course discord sex treatment for reaching 600k
>>29037128She fucked niggers brah, this is well known.
>>29036023I didn't even get a fucking day off this year. I'd rather pocky day.
>>29037150Proof?
>>29036899Well, I've been watching Holos for a while but I never really considered any of the JPs my oshi. I just had a favorite. That changed with EN since I could understand them.
>>29037130>10 years old 2 days agoHas it really been that long...
>>29037123I wonder if they eventually realized just how autistic holofans are.
Ame is active!!
>>29036680I was curious. Nakiri Ayame's official height is 152 cm and her weight is unknown, but I assume somewhere between 45 and 50 kg. According to Determination of Human Body Volume by Height and Weight (Sendroy & Collison, 1966), this puts her body volume somewhere between 40.8 and 46.2 litres.Applying the 3-5% estimation gives us a lower bound of 1.224 litres of ojisan cum, and an upper bound of 2.31 litres of ojisan cum. Average adult male semen volume is between 2-5ml and up to 6.8ml, but we are dealing with particularly virile ojisans so I'll assume they manage 7mls on average. This means anywhere from 175 ojisans to 300 ojisans ejaculate inside Nakiri Ayame per session. No wonder she barely streams, she must be very busy taking that many loads.
>>29037155Or maybe she rescheduled because of the massive fucking youtube outage that was still ongoing less than an hour before her stream, just a thought.
>>29036654she takes handwritten notes because she's smarter and cooler than you are.
Ame just saw the hic remix
>>29037158
Wait so the collab cancelled as well?
Hey everyone. Today is my birthday!. I want do akasupa, who should I give it
>>29037134He is my oshi.
>chinkoid bots getting erased near instantlyCover's finally getting their shit together it seems
Umm chumbuds?
>>29037193Watson since she's the only one streaming until tomorrow
>>29037039WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>29037173Ame is the one into weird fetishes not mori
>>29037193Me
>>29037193Do it during the chicken collab so you can say you can do a concernfag akasupa
>>29037134Watch Blade Runner 2049.
>>29037202About time...
>>29037193Ame if she does the collabalso happy bday
>>29036934you're fine, Mr. Gosling
>>29036899I usually avoid naming my oshi (Peko) and just name the EN I like the most, since everyone else is naming EN girls too.That said, I've been having an awful lot of dreams about Amelia, but I still wouldn't consider her my oshi.
cuddling with ame!kissing ame!heavy petting with ame!getting hot and heavy with ame!ame has a headache!getting blueballed by ame!hearing ame laugh at you when you're falling asleep disappointed!
>>29036866naisu
>>29037019>SYRRAM
What did Moona mean by this? https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1326724411727081472?s=20
>>29037207iI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>29037217Good for him.
>>29037207Why does bloop have 2 dicks?
>>29037021No art reps found
>>29037211Ame isn't obsessed with jigaboo funtunes and blacks.
>click on Coco>Cruel Angel>close Coco
>>29037202EN is gonna get there 66 minutes collab soon...
>woman>virgin
>>29037217>Not AstelOutdated.
>>29037207
>>29036711moritsubasa wo kudasaii just want more holos to sing it in general. suisei starting and not finishing the song when she played getting over it was more frustrating than the game itself
>>29037193Happy birthday anon, akasupa anybody you want but i think you should get a nice meal with that money
>>29037210Given that Ame has an electric kazoo she should do a cover of umaru op
>>29037193Ame, also happy birthday bro, stay well!
>>29037246He's a shark
>>29037022>gets a shit game with fucked up dubs>makes it entertaining anywaysShe is a bless.
>>29037227Ame is ever present. In EN streams, in JP streams, in the minds of antis, in the minds of people that don't even have her as her oshi. Let's all love Ame!
>>29037191i haven't heard anything about the collab getting cancelled, no.
>>29037134who doesn't, newfagchama?
>>29037193Ame, it's her 600k anyway.
>>29037257i'll work on it tomorrow anon...im lazy
>>29037039
>>29037193Ame, she hit 600k!Happy birthday anon!
>>29037080Yeah trying to speak Japanese with a thick as fuck Georgia accent I imagine doesn't result in the best sounding voice.
>>29037184It got fixed
>>29036899anon go to 4stats and do a year long activity stat for /jp/
>>29037193Mori, duh, you'll get a free meme out of it
>>29035285GuraIn my country, the age of consent is 16. NO
Moments before Watson delayed the collab today
>>29037257Astel is a pure boy, if he wouldn't go for Matsuri why would he go for Ame unless she seduced him to the dark side?
>>29037257
Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Taking Ame to bed!Disappointing Ame sexually!Failing to give Ame the living standards she wants!Disappointing Ame emotionally!Getting abused by Ame physically!Having to explain the bruises Ame gave me to my co-workers!Dealing with a failing marriage with Ame!No children with Ame!Screaming matches with Ame!All the appliances in the houses broken because of Ame!I love Ame!
>>29035285KiaraFuck no
>>29037193If you do Ame you will only get your happy birthday next sunday.At least from her anyway, happy birthday
>>29037207God damn thats good
>>29036934I wonder if he ever finds out he became the international icon for internet losers.
>>29037202Coco got nightbot.Robots > Bugs
>>29037182Is there any Ayame cumflation art yet? Do i have to be the one to step up and draw it?
>>29037202Is it me or normal messages are getting deleted too?
>>29037268The dub didn't fuck upShe just kept pressing the skip button during cutscenes because she is bad at video games
>>29037272Amelia's Law>no matter which EN streamer is on>no matter which game they're playing>even in your dreams>they will talk about Amelia affectionately
>>29037081I'm not even a deadbeat but I understood her persona on day one. It's pretty simple.She's a reaper who spent all her time working and has zero social skills as a result. This wasn't a problem when wars and killing kept the souls rolling in.But now in peaceful times, she has to take a day job as an idol to make more money because there isn't as much work to go around.But since she's had no experience with humans, she's a dork who is either strangely blunt or trips over herself every second word in social situations. She can't be a proper idol, and her attempts at acting cool or relatable fall flat because she's using slang from decades ago. So being bad at keeping up her persona IS her persona.
Fucking retards telling the holos to take brewing stands from the villagers while doing scouting expeditions... What the fuck do you expect them to do with a simple to make brewing stand when they still refuse to explore the nether?
>>29037105Forgot to mention she's also a wageslave working like three jobs if you count being a holo. She probably doesn't even have time to masturbate, let alone try and pin down a crazy enough jap who won't run away in terror at first sight of her.
>>29037248>lives in the US>the nigger obsessed countrynah, she's definitely into those, at least Mori moved away from that filth
>>29036846We are autistics and we don't know how to have a decent convo. It's why she loves us.
>>29037303Ame can bribe Astel with promises to go to Disney World.
>>29037193happy birthday Ryan. your parents fucked on valentine's day
>>29037021its 4 am and im a streamless shrimp
>>29037300>>29037304https://streamable.com/9j6qsg
>thread shitting itself and posting roommate tweets>meanwhile, I finally finished taking screenshots of the two streams where Mori did close-upsGlad I was productive tonight.
>>29037332This isn't even close to accurate.
>>29037350(ToT)
>>29037193spend the supa money on yourself anon, dont be a retardthe girls would want that for you
>>29037341Keep deluding yourself.
>>29036387You made me look up what that is and holy fuck that is one swag ED, probably one of the best I've seen. Almost looks and sounds like something out of Persona.Haven't been into anime for years now and I'm okay with that but sometimes you miss out on cool stuff like this.
>>29037300>>29037351Update your narrative, cucks. She was ureshi about playing with Aqua
>>29037335Eh, it's Ina. Ina actually does things. She'd go into the nether if she feels like she needs to.
Fuck you Coco, it's 10pm, don't make me want nachos.Also, I cringe to think about how badly Japan have massacred nachos. I saw what those fuckers did to pizza.
GURA IS FUCKING HER BROTHER RIGHT NOW
>>29037351
>>29037268It's not the dub. Kiara played it from the start and there were no audio cutting issues, Mori was just being a dummy
>Fifth largest channel with the most numbers of superchats and memberships>Gets chicken numbers, only got Gura and Peko average numbers when having her big comeback.Can someone explain?
>>29037239Moona and Pikamee eating at a buffet collab when
The one stream Ame didn't reserve a slot for in advance this week is the one that's in doubt of happening, she really likes keeping us on our toes.
>>29037193Happy birthday, anon!
>>29036899I've watched Hololive since early 2019 and never liked one as much as I like Amelia. She is the first holo I would consider my oshi.
>>29037381But Ame stealing our pure boy Astel is funnier.
>>29037202Take them long enough heh.It's infuriating how hololive have shitty chat management.They are 6 years behind Twitch and I'm not even watching them after TPP craze goes down.
>>29036846>Massive shitposting hypocriteYeah, she's our girl. What's your point?
>>29037239She will eat this thing, less than $4
>>29037387do you like it?
>>29037357Fuck you, you reminded me I have to organize my own folders and now I can't play fallout
>>29037388Debunked >>29037381
>>29037357Care to share it, friend?
>>29037202It's over chinks.Your branch disbanded, your platform pulled from, your oshis gone, your bots defeated.All because you thought you could get someone that earns Cover more than your 1.4 billion bugs alone fired.
Isn't it kinda sad that Ina is the third wheel of HoloEN?
>>29037253>Autistic as all hell>Tall foreign white girl with massive tits living in Japan>WageslaveYeah, she hasn't gotten a single cock since she's been in Japan.
>skinny>short>femaleWhen did you realize Gura could get drunk off of a sip of beer?
>>29037394She is only relevant to r*ddit
>>29037396>buffet>COVIDGood luck.
If Gura went at Coco's pace she could sing 25 songs a stream.
>>29037341wow foreigner-bro, you're mean
>>29037339It says a lot that the only Japanese guys around her for any extended period of time are the married old man who keeps helping her pathetic ass and the two musicians who abused her being a femcel as easy labor for their music videos and otherwise keep her beyond arm's length away.
>>29037394same problem with FBK, except instead of meme videos it's meme streams
>>29037390It's also possible that it was a fault with the demo Mori was playing.
>>29037081The avatar created expectations of an arrogant, dark, incel-slaying devil queen. Mori herself is a drunk awkward autistic wiggerboo. The entire schtick turned into hilarious gap moe reminiscent of that one anime where the dmeon lord gets a mcjob and becomes a burger flipper.Her being le ebin action anime character is the informed backstory of a holo who spends all her day e-whoring, making rap music and teaching elite eigo. She's a slice of life character whose anime characteristics are really just there to contrast with her real "gone native" personality. Some people like it, some people don't. Either way, it's "this reaper is a part time vtuber" the animation.
>>29037410Wait a minute, those eyes.
>>29036157missed the Q&A stream. what's the top middle in reference to? did she get recognized on the street?
>>29037350I wanna punish this brat
>>29037390Kiara played the complete version.
Ame's big fat milkers!
>>29037410Can I marry your daughter?
ive never watched aquarion but i fuckin love this song
Do you think Kanata's deafness is getting worse from Coco singing at every hour of the day?
>>29036899I don't really have an oshi since I like a lot of the girls equally, but I do draw a clear line between EN and JP holos.
>>29037463Based
https://files.catbox.moe/cguaum.jpgUMMMM chumbuds?
>>29037449I have no idea what you're talking about, how about a nice game of Skyrim while we wait?
>>29036899ive been watching hololive for ages but ame was the first girl that I was willing to member for
>>29037039Isn't it a well known fact that she's senza. A girl who clearly has an alcohol and illegal substance abuse problem?
past two threads and this one are actually decent. gura should postpone streams more often
Anyone have a mega or something of all the EN karaoke streams that weren't archived?
>>29037394Gura, Ame and Pekora now have the most memberships though, Coco is up there though.
>>29036866>No tailYep, so many artists have no idea how to deal with it. Really sets the boys apart from the men, huh.
>>29037463>>29037466
>>29037454Almost got kidnapped once, but they had mistaken her for another girl.
>>29037463LINK PLEASE, FOR GODS SAKE I NEED THE LINK
>>29036899I didn't watch hololive before EN came along. My favorite jp vtuber is Kaguya Luna.
>>29037394She was already having small numbers before, she only got first place on Youtube superchat because nobody was aiming for that back then. She triggered the most jew wave ever for Youtube.
>>29037463ogey
>>29037476she should have sang the ED theme
>>29037480The walls are sound proof
>>29037439HeyK's is only like 35, he's not that old
>>29037490She made friends in Holo so that's slowed down her cripple alcoholism.
>>29037429Alcoholics develop extensive smooth endoplasmic reticulum in their hepatocytes to help metabolize ethanol at a higher rate, thus requiring the ingestion of more alcohol to reach the same blood concentration.
>>29036072Masturbate what else.
>>29037210Oh, it's been so long.
>>29037486Asanagi + GuraUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>29037454Nearly got black bagged due to a mistaken identity
>>29037039I wish Gura looked exactly like this
>>29037390>>29037268Because Kiara moved herself to the bottom left, we could see that there was "press A to skip dialogue" option that appears in the bottom right after a second or two of dialogue. I wouldn't put it past Mori to have instinctively pressed A to make the prompt go away every time, and somehow not connected that to the dialogue skipping. I don't buy the "no retiming" excuse because Kiara didn't have that problem, they redid the lip movements for the English dub, and Japanese sentences on average take longer to say than English sentences, which should mean lots of long pauses, but there weren't any pauses, only skips.
darkness imprisoning me
>>29037152Why not? It's two clicks away, on the free seas.
Anyone good at math?How much milk do you think is sloshing around inside of Ame's giant mazombas at any given moment? You can SEE the milk being tossed around when she moves like this, swaying back and forth
>>29037536That's not Asanagi, you blind fuck.
>>29035636179cmMori
>>29037463Too big.
>>29037335Why would you leave it behind though?
>catching up to the Amelia marshmallow archives because dead hours and cancelled gura stream>All these ridiculous answers>Ame was into fucking Team Fortress 2 fanfictionMy sides. I wish I cared about Amelia before and lurked the threads when she dropped that. Fuck the GFE she's your retarded playmate you tolerate because she can be endearing sometimes but annoying most of the time.
>>29037385They did the same thing to Gura and Ame when they were already overburdened on the way to the coral. Hearing Ina respond to it just reminded me how retarded the chat is on these streams.
>>29037486Twice the cunny, double the UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Man, Coco has definitely improved at singing. I'll give her that. It's not quite so ear raping as I remember it being.
>>29037525Nonsense, we were just out drinking last night.
>>29037350FUCK YOU KUSOGAKI I'LL RAPE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU
>>29037536this is just a copycat
>>29037506Weak.
>>29035636186cmIna
>>29037551I used to believe you all weren't handhold-less virgins but this post makes me realize that's fantasy
>>29036592"based"
>>29037386>I saw what those fuckers did to pizza.Whatever do you mean?
>>29037357>over 1MB average per imagebut why?
>>29037424Nope, because she has Nene.
>>29037486>>29037536do people just see a loli and assume its asanagi art?
>>29037578If you don't know the answer you can just say so anon.
>>29037549I am not an internet criminal
>>29037394Why is her design so retarded tough? Isn't her character supposed to be some sort of Yakuza gangster? That looks like some weird school uniform or something like that.
>>29036764WHY ARE YOU STILL MAKING IT?
>>29037551None? That's not how breasts work.
>>290356364' 7"Calli
>>29037587
>>29037486Kinda wish one of the two did their reps so they could collabAlso UOHHHHHHHHH
Did the stream get delayed or not Ame, I got better shit to do if it is.
>>29037587WHAT THE FUCK
>>29037556It's a job block. Without it, the village priest becomes jobless/can't restock. This is besides the fact that it's stupid simple to make when you can actually use the thing.
deadbeats, would you care if mori wasn't a virgin? or is culling faggots and ghostlings more important?
>>29036934I'm pretty sure Ame broke up with her boyfriend awhile ago. I did my archive reps.
CAHMN ON WATSUN, CONFIRM THA FUCKIN STREAM
>>29037620That is extremely cute.
>>29037551I remember one time Ame talked about how she spent a while stimulating her nipples and taking hormone pills so she could self induce lactation. That was a while ago so I imagine she has a ton of milk being produced now. Enough to where she needs to drain her engorged breasts daily to alleviate the pressure.
I love this guy.
What form will Gura's vengeance be in?
>>29037580>Kiara trying to figure out Mori's favorite character and cosplaying as hernot that implausible desu
>>29037619Not too worried about it
>>29037609Gura? I thought your oshi was Ame.
>>29035267Nice GFE Deadbraps, now you can't say shit about Ame.
>>29037617>Oh no, the random priest a thousand blocks away from base wont restock his inventory????
>>29037619If I cared about not associating with virgins I wouldn't hang out in here sometimes.
>>29037619I wouldn't care, and we need a good culling. Faggots need to stop arguing about it every thread
>>29036846she's not wrong
>>29036764I dont know what moves you forward but please keep going anon
>>29037523Fine K's isn't that old but everything else stands. She's a pathetic femcel autistic wigger weeb that is living in the wrong country and has the wrong dating preferences for her personality
>>29035285nice try
>>29037105>>29037339Narratives aside, I think she's probably had at least a couple of boyfriends, maybe even had sex with one, but she definitely isn't banging regularly. Not only is she a 4chan browsing autist, she can't even find the time to sleep.
>>29037551bout tree fiddy
>>29037607Yes it is, if you suck on them hard enough they will end up looking like a capri sun after emptying it
I'll never understand why Coco chooses to talk in English with that fucking weird voice. She speaks English perfectly fine. She just sounds extremely southern.
>>29037506Literally found it in 1 second with a reverse image search on yandex.
>>29037643How is this GFE?
>>29037587I still dont know what she even uses for toppings, its like noodles with a meatball and bananas all over it. I just wonder if she just ordered it as a joke or not.
>>29036764uoh
>>29037634She will wait and plan it for a very long time. Everyone else will have forgotten about it, and that's when she will strike.
Of course a collab host on Amelia's channel was never meant to be
>>29037619I wish I could cull the faggots that can't go a single day without talking about some massive culling.
>>29037634why is she fat
>>29037631I love this narrative
>>29037463Tits too small.
>>29037644>ignoring the main point of it being cheap as fuck to make and wasting an inventory spotNice cherrypicking.
>>29037669Please stop embarrassing yourself, anonchama...
>>29037631I think you're someone off your meds but I really want to be proven wrong.
>>29037666I promise you with near 100% certainty that she's not had sex since she's moved to Japan. If she had any boyfriends/fucked, it was back in America. She's the literal definition of Jap repellent.
>>29037681>gura killed youtube to stop the collab on ame's channelshe wasnt kidding about getting revenge...
Coco is singing japanese songs. Fuck this.
>>29037635it's a girl
>>29037674That is her voice.Have you listened to her roommate?She is not acting here. That is her voice.I wonder how she sounds like when having sex
>>29036055same except ame
Do you guys think Amelia will pick up Baba is You now that Botan's playing it
Other than Gura Karaoke, did any other stream get canceled because of youtube-kun?
So I'm guessing the Gura/Ame collab is cancelled too..
Have faith, chumbuds and teamates. They won't cancel the collab.
>>29037359You're right, it's the law.
Is the AmeSame collab cancelled?
>Mori trying to teach nips how to date so she can get some ricedickGod bless my oshi. Go get em, My Boy.
>>29037334>>29037447Great summaries, my dudes.Big Ups!
>>29037710Meds
>>29037725That's a little too dangerous
>>29037725This would be the most painful streaming experience i've ever seen. I would actively avoid it.
>>29037722*CLAP CLAP*NEXT CUMME
>>29037718Thank god. Fuck white girl radio hits.
>>29037725no way her chat will crucify her during it
NO RETARDS NO ONE HAS SAID A WORD ABOUT CANCELLING THE COLLAB
>>29037722No its not. She speaks english with a way cleaner sounding more natural voice. That's how she sounds when she speaks Japanese for sure, but her normal English voice is way more normal sounding.
>>29037722Even her roommate fakes her voice just to let you know.
Just talked to Watson. She's delaying the stream for tomorrow same time since she was going to have the day off anyway.
>>29037725Please god no.
Streams?
>>29036559no aloe dont worry just go back to bed
>>29037744>>29037745>he doesn't want ame retardkino
Don't let the thread ending distract you from the fact that Ina got Nekonomicon killed.
>>29037744>>29037745You're just going to encourage her, you know?
>>29037751Are you sure? Prove it.
>>29037674DEKAI DORAGON WITH A SHOTGUN TELLS FILTHY COMMUNIST SPACE MONKEY BANDITS TO GET OFF HER INTERNET
>>29037710God deadbraps are pathetic. Where are you roaches coming from? Is it all because of the photo of her big tits?
>>29037725No.I've seen several people stream it and backseating was always a big issue.
>>29036338She's the reason why Holos don't have male managers because she slept with hers in an attempt to get ahead.
>>29037657How fucking bad is the Texas rap scene anyway? She keeps harping on soundcloud rappers even in d6 works
>>29035458I didn't have a holo JP oshi because the only one whose streams I watched before HoloEN was Pikamee
>>29037725No you need to have an IQ above 90 to play that game, she's in the single digits
>>29037756She was insecure about her mickey mouse voice for the longest time. I am not sure she is faking it
You even been on a date before, faggot?
>>29037747kek
>>29037710It would have to have been in America but consider that even back then she was likely a fat autist weeb girl sitting in the back of class writing and reading Kingdom Hearts yaoi fanfiction and got bullied to hell and back.She's everything but autist(and Kiara) repellent
>>29035337This is true.
>>29037757Fuck you Gura
>>29037756Pecor...
>>29037772>watch botan play>entire chat is EOPs telling her the answer the moment she starts the level
only teens click on polls
>>29037788Yes. your mother thought it was quite sweet.
>>29037788No but I had a gf before
I HATE THIS DRAGON BITCH
>>29037740You do understand that Japanese men are super terrified and turned off by foreigners right? It's a literal documented thing. There are entire articles on western girls complaining about being unable to find any guys in Japan.
Please just tell if the collab is cancelled or not, Ame!
>>29037666I'm starting to feel like all this recent talk about mori's fucking hymen is trying to bait dox.
>>29037039goddamn I love those shrimp crackers
>>29037666>>29037740She is literally 100% confirmed a virgin, from her own words in current year, never had a boyfriendIn addition, "I think I might actually be asexual"
>>29037807Do you faggots ever get tired of have the same argument every day? Who fucking cares.
>>29037771We all know a shit storm would happen if news got out if any of them had a boyfriend. People should stop talking about that shit, it's been brought up too many times.
>>29037806THIS BUT REPLACE HATE WITH LOVE
>>29037751If they weren't cancelling, they wouldn't be keeping quiet about it. Silence basically confirms that it's cancelled.
>>29037807ogey
>>29037788Are you talking to me?
>>29037193Happy birthday, brother
>>29037755No it's not, have you heard her roommate speak? The difference between her and Coco is almost non-existent at this point.
>>29037823That makes 0 sense
>>29037525my narrative is that she's in AA and reincarnating was part of distancing herself from her past destructive tendencies.
AMELIA THE COLLAB ONEGAI
>>290356365'8''kiara
>>29037817>the absolute state of ghostlings
Gura is, right now, whining to Ame that she doesn't want to stream, and Ame is trying to coax her into it but is struggling with the urge to spank the little brat
>>29037823silence would mean that nothing changed since the last announcement ,which was the schedule, retardchama.
It's crazy how much better Coco has gotten at singing in such a short time
>>29037817Imagine the one that seemed the most impure is actually purity incarnated.
So what is on after shit bird
>>29037823>schedule something>don't say its cancelled>THIS MEANS ITS CANCELLEDAre you retarded?
>>29037771I'm not even a deadbeat. Mori isn't even in my top three EN girls. But you have zero understanding of Japanese guys if you think Mori is getting any jap dick. She is almost to a tee, the exact opposite of what most jap men look for in a woman.
>>29037587So... Ramen, shortbread, tendon, radish pizza?
>>29037857I believe it. Fucking Gura is just too lazy to stream at all today
>>29036411Kiara doesn't.
>>29037872Yes
>>29037872Yeah? Thats how it works
>>29037844>she's in AAhas she gotten her red 30 sobriety coin yet?
>>29037855I don't actually care senpai, I assumed she had fucked before tooTurns out she has never touched a penis in her life
The only EN that's a virgin is Gura
>>29037864Mori thankin the akaspas and then taking us out on a date
>>29037859a few hours of singing a day will do thatcoincidentally it's amazing how much deafer PPT has gotten in the same timeframe
i'm proud of our bitch
>>29037817HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29037817>literally 100% confirmed a virginJesus Christ, the absolute state
>>29037887https://files.catbox.moe/afv55a.webm
i love gura, artemis and pikamee
>>29037823please take you meds anon
I love your Gura.
>>29037887Ina is most likely, but gura is second
>>29037887No it's me
>>29037882No it isn't
>>29035436Are the two related?
>>29037887It's EnMa actually.
i love you, gura!
Gura doesn't like streaming
I love you Coco
I REALLY LOVE GURA EVEN THOUGHT SHES A BRAT
>>29037886lol
fuck Im so horny