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25HOURS
I love my Mori.
Gura Unarchived Karaoke https://youtu.be/WnHaQOhuj_sPolka SUPACHATTO ARIGATO SUPACHATTO DAYO https://youtu.be/m_OIb2SeXZU>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
Post all gura and ame discord pics
I LOVE GURA
DELAYED
youtube-kun...
>>29032662here's some exclusive footage of the culprit behind the youtube outage.
>>29029899>played the sims with porn modsWait, when did this happen?
SUPACHATTO ARIGATOUSUPACHATTO DAYO
>video website>can't watch videos
Gura is the cutest!
POSTPONED
ONLY ONE HOUR UNTIL GURA'S KARAOKEIF THIS ISSUE ISN'T FIXED IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES SHE'S LIKELY TO MOVE IT TO ANOTHER DAYHOW ARE YOU FEELING?
Okay guys time to take your sleep reps.
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE FUCKING FAGGOTS
you did the right thing, gura!
>>29032488This is starting to sniff like a BGP issue, my bets are either on china advertising shitty routes or a small ISP in the states fucked up big time.
>YouTube is down!If you are wondering why, half the internet is dead toohttps://downdetector.com/
rip
I love how Towa herself is always confused by the Towaposting of her foreign viewers
>>29032488100% NOT FISHY!
Youtube is still down for me
>>29032691>>29032693Anon...
I literally just got home and this happens.
I love Guwa!
>>29032678NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29032662I want an MMD anal porn of Gura, where everytime she gets penetrated (from behind) she says "A".
Fuck I reset my router and my history have to type in all the shit I don't remember again. It was youtube this whole time?
>>29032684she talked about it in her stream earlier today. lots of good lore, you should watch it
I fucking hate youtube
>>29032667>>29032671FAQ YOUTUBEKUN
>video hosting website>cant play videossugoy
>rescheduled for tomorrowAlright boys, it's time for the holocaust 2.0
FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK CHINKS GODDAMIMT
FUCK YOUTUBEFUCK GOOGLE
GOOD NEWSSupachatto song has ended.BAD NEWSPolka is going to bed. :(
MISERY IS WAITING AT THE GATES OF ARMAGEDDON
youtube is kill
>gura releases a cd full of christmas song covershow much money would you?
That sucks, but its for the best
BIRD BIRDCUTE CUTE
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gura stream wil bee cancelled bros
>>29032684literally said it in the marshmallow stream
>>29032714How do I kill myself until tomorrow?
>>29032683>Gura having an anxiety attack and trying to escape her karaoke stream
AHHHHHHHHHH
Wonder if they'll do the GurAme stream in 3 hours
>>29032714>>29032691FUCK THIS ALL!
POSTPONED 24H
YOUTUBE YOU FAGGOTS CANT WIN ME OVER BY SENDING ME A FREE CHROMECAST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDAMNIT TUWTUAISEHVSUIBHAUIHJUHVIAGRMYDNN NNNNNSTYRTJAESYUKRETHFXMRYFTM
Guys chance Gura will cancel her Karaoke stream?
>Polka is over>no gura
>>29032691>>29032714I stayed up until 2 am for this.Well, guess I can go sleep now.
I LOVE KIARA
>DelayedAlright, where are we rioting?
>>29032735i would sell a kidney for that
Man fuck YouTube, just wanted to listen to my favorite shark sing
Her name is Towa. T. O. W. A. Say it. Say Towa right now and I will restore YouTube.
>>29032714the chinks won...
>>29032691I cannot believe Artia singlehandedly took down YouTube to sabotage Guras stream like that
I want to fucking die
https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3
>Gura's karaoke got moved to tomorrow
>>29032747Probably waiting to see if it sorts itself out by then
So what happened to Youtube?
>finally loads polka stream>it ends
>>29032765who?
>>29032720>>29032742I can't watch SHIT right now, why was she talking about nude mods on stream? What was she doing with nude sims???
>>29032765Torbellino...
>Fucking Youtube still shitting itself
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE892374321748923742398798234792938278942748932748928394738927498289237 QUADRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BTW
>>29032765Towtruck....
>>29032714wew
>>29032719Yeah, may be problems with the server
Oh damn, thought the Youtube stuff was just my computer being a mess, turns out it was for everyone
R-rate the stream...?
>>29032765Taiwan...
ALL I FEEL IS MISERY
>>29032725First day on YouTube?
>>29032752OH WELL NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING GOING ON THAT TIME!
YES I'M FRUSTRATED
FUCK YOU YOUTUBEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
come play minecraft hlgg147.135.30.215:295941.16.3 piratefags allowed
>Polka stream comes back on>It ends
gura should just sing on twitch
>>29032765Toblerone...
Time to cope until clubhouse 51...
>>29032726Holocaust 2.0 implies the existence of Holocaust 1.0.
Fun fact: One if Artias main translators is on a Coco anti discord where they plan attacks and suck CCP cock.
Fuck you Susan Wojcicki.You had one job. ONE FUCKING JOB.
Cheer up chumbuds, it's only one more day.
>>29032757That looks cute and cheerful.
ALRIGHT POST YOUR LEATHERMANS
POST GURA SONGShttps://files.catbox.moe/f7p26m.mp4
PRESS S TO SPIT ON YOUTUBE
>>29032765fuck off twap
>>29032765Testicle...
>>29032765toaw...
>>29032735This reminded me that back when I used to buy CDs they would cost about $20
>>29032765Tora....
>>29032671>There seems to be a glitch in YouTube, so I'm going to make a separate video of the part of the video that reads Super Chat, separate from the archive.Clown letting us know that the show will still go on in some fashion.
This world is cruel
>>29032815anon...
>>29032787chinks are ddosing it to cancel gura's kareokesource: dude trust me
Ze plan worked
>>29032765toaster....
>>29032765Whowa?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29032714NOOOOO I'M WORKING TOMORROW
>>29032765trumpet...
Will Gura move it back when Youtube fix itself?
>>29032794She was asked about something embarrassing I think, she said "well there was this one time- wait maybe I should tell you guys about this........................ well when I was 12.... I played the sims.... and searched online for mods that uh.... welll... yeah you know.... haha...."Not 100% what she said but close enough, if you arent an esl or retarded it was obvious it was sex mods
AIGHT BOIS, TIME TO DO YOUR REPS
>>29032705Towa...
Just do the Karaoke on Twitch Gura
>>29032805PAIN DAYO/10
at least this will give me time to beat hades before ina does
>>29032765Tilapia...
>>29032714fuck you google
>Youtube dead>Shark in 56 minutesWuh oh
>>29032765Taturana...
>>29032691>>29032714I'm gonna fucking destroy all of china.
>>29032765Toa...w
>Karaoke cancelled >GurAme most likely cancelled tooFUCK YOU YOUTUBE NIGGERS YOU GUYS ARE WORTH BILLIONS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>karaoke is now on friday night at US prime time100k within reach
>>29032822Thank you for this song Miosha
>>29032754READ NIGGA READ
Youtube-sama...your sever reps...
>>29032744nyquil chicken
>>29032821Back across the great wall, Pong.
>>29032700I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE ROKU IS DOWN!
Tonkatruk...
>>29032765Testudo...
>>29032754Delayed 24 hours, anon.
>>29032691>>29032714goddamn youtube niggers just ruined 60,000 people's nightis she still going to play that other game with Ame later?
>>29032765To Aru Majutsu no Index...
>>29032805fuck jewtube/10
>>29032765Tallahassee...
>>29032831https://files.catbox.moe/dmgu4d.mp3im hurting
>>2903287724 hours and 56 minutes *
>>29032765Twappers...
Should've streamed during the 4 dead hours
>>29032856Antis won...
>>29032897fuck off chang
>>29032814I forgot my password
>>29032765Twin Towers...
>>29032894NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FUCKING TV TOO
YouTube is dead! Long live YouTube!
>>29032765tody...
twitch > youtube, and it isnt even close
>>29032805Fucking pajeet coding I'm sure
>>29032765Y. M. C. A....
>>29032870LOOOOL
>>29032827
>>29032885Anon...your weekday reps...
Will we get the collab later at least?
>>29032898We'll find out in two hours I suppose
>>29032856fuck I was so excited for itbut I'll catch it tomorrow all the same
>>29032863>He has reps
>>29032897I'M GOING TO GUT YOU FUCKING CHINKY EYED FUCK!
>>29032885It's Thursday idiot
>>29032765Toiwan...
>>29032885Anon, your day of the week reps...
>>29032765Thrombocyte...
>youtube is kill>gura karaoke is cancelledpain...
>>29032894MY TV IMPLODED NOOOOOO
YABAI!
>>29032897kys you fucking asshole
>gura doesn't want to do her karaoke today>instead of just calling in sick she decides to hit off youtube for the entire worldtruly an apex predator
>>29032897go fuck yourself with a broomstick handle
>>29032765T..t..teufel
MINECRAFT CANCELLED AGAIN
>>29032787The jews won
bet it was the chinks
>>29032714Motherfucker
>>29032765Taco...
>>29032794>What was she doing with nude sims?Take a fucking guess
>>29032691
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29032932it's whatever day i say it is, faggot
I literally shit my pants with rage. I was fucking looking forward to this FUCK YOU CHINA
>>29032856>Oi
AAAAAAAAAAAA YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING JEWS
>>29032837s-stupid sexy devil...
>>29032886But Hachaama Chickin is going to be fine.Right?RIGHT?!?!
>>29032897FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29032930>He doesn't work to self improve every day bit by bit
Did Youtube just die again?
>>29032765Tortellini...
>>29032662Be Amelia's girlfriend?
>>29032765tower
Daily reminder that Youtube takes 30% of all superchats for this """service"""
>>29032897You would know wouldn't you
>>29032714Well shit my evening is fucked now
>>29032691Gura please.. I had today off. I work tomorrow...
>>29032856
We can't even watch archives...I fear the real dead hours that are about to come...
I want to kill myself, fuck youtube.
>>29032897FUCK YOU
>24 hours
>>29032967Yes.
>>29032856samechan is so thoughtful
NOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU YOUTUBE
>>29032865>flashback to me literally painting all my sims clothes as skin coloured when I was 10 when my mom walked in and I cried
>>29032822Name of song?
>>29032765Tulpa...
no wonder Amelia has been stuck on 599K even during a stream for 6 hours
>>29032885>Numberfags can't read a calendar
>>29032862I doubt it, I don't think they will fix this thing in the next 50 minutes.
>>29032886>Karaoke cancelledIts postponed
>>29032691Fuck that bitch she should keep it set to the time it was at that fucking bitch!
>>29032735I'd pay $50 for it and I don't even have anything to play CDs on anymore.
>>29032947Gura killed youtube so she could postpone her Karaoke and avoid minecraft.
>>29032821Fun fact: One if Festival's main translators is on twitter where he complains about politics on his soapbox and makes Festival look bad by association.
>>29032705Why did miscalling Towa become a meme?
>Get to finish with Polka>Youtube decides: no you've had enough todayIF I FIND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS THEY'RE DEAD
>>29032765Thawte SSL Certificates...
>>29032986>he doesn't have his own archives
>>29032979blame youtube anon
>>29032704
>>29032856I can't blame her. It seems like it's up for some people and down for others, this is the worst possible moment for an unarchived stream.
>>29032765Tambores...
>LITERALLY DEADHOURSleave while you can
>>29032765Tower...
>>29032897OI!
>>29032765Towtruck...
>>29032765Trololo...
>>29032903
>Youtube down againI'd link to that one MGS5 song but it wouldn't work
>>29032765https://streamable.com/w285da
>>29032903I'll eat it before I go to sleep. Good night
>>29032959This cheeky brat.
When was the last time YouTube went down like this?
Gura must be so happy right now. She really didn't want to do the karaoke for the filthy non-members. This outage was a huge blessing for her.
Gura should try a good streaming platform like Bilibili and not that shitty yutube thing
>>29032969for me it now stopped the video buffering entirely and the player doesn't even load.
>>29032897why...
She got nervous and was happy to postpone most likely.
>>29032765Timotei...
>>29033003what? She still hasn't hit 600k?
Shhhhh... everything will be ok...
Pretty sure Gura will just finger herself to Ame and vice-versa until the stream
>>29032765Totem...
>>29033033we can't even catch up with our backlogs...i'm scared bros.
>>29032691Stream it earlier, think of EU...
>>29032765Torbjörn...
>>29032765Tusam...
>>29032856She should keep it at the time it was at because fuck those 3rd world niggers!
>Gura Karaoke gets postponed>Kiara/Haachama collab might also beIts not fair...
>>29032947She can always play earlier or later on the same day
>>29032947thank god Minecraft is the most boring shit
>>29033063yup
If the internet is shutdown tomorrow... I just want you to know I like you bros.... except for doxxfags and antis. fuck those fucks.
>>29032856what about the clubhouse 51 collab?
>>29032791This fanart is incredible
>>29032765Trombone..
I blame moot for this
now what
>>29032897
>>29033064PUT ME TO SLEEP DOC
>>29032744Alcohol works, though you'll want to be awake for tonight.
>>29032819Yeah it happened a couple months ago
>>29033042guts-kun..
>>29033099who?
>>29033054increasing your credit scores, Chang?
You did keep your archives around just for this moment right /hlgg/?
>>29033089TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
Now what....
The fuck do I do now, I even bought snacks and everything
>>29033101You know what this means...Dead hours.
>>29033101clubhouse 51 could still happen
>>29032856Yea like she has any bit of control over this
>>29032765timberlands....
>>29033089Some of you are alright don't sign into google tomorrow
>>29033033Do you think we can just keep posting dumb towa names for 2 more hours?
>>29032765Torsades de pointes
>>29033111you best be baiting boy
>>29033089How the fuck is almost all of the internet gone?
>>29033048Never ever.
FUCKING JEWTUBE RUINING MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY FUCKING NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is what happens when mergers and acquisitions put 95% of the content on the internet in the hands of ~10 companies.
>>29033089I will miss you anon.
I'm just playing games, I know that's plastic loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove...
oh no, the TURBO DEAD HOURS are upon us.
>literally planned my entire week around listening to Gura's karaoke stream tonight>told my boss I wouldn't be able to come into work tonight because I had a "prior arrangement">he refuses to give me the day off, says I should've asked for it earlier>quit my job on the spot and walk out>get home, youtube is shitting itself now>Gura's stream delayed to tomorrow>I quit my job for nothing and my boss won't reply to my messages asking if I can come back in tonight
>>29033003I was wondering what the fuck was that all about, it seemed weird that all day it was stuck at that number.
>>29032691On one hand, my daughter is so considerate moving it to tomorrow so everyone gets to see it since it's unarchivedOn the other hand FUCK YOUTUBE
>>29033089thanks pajeetbro
FUCK CHINKSFUCK YOUTUBEFUCK DIVERSITY HIRESFUCK COCOFUCK MATSURIFUCK KIARAFUCK JANNIESAND ALL OF YOU AS WELL
>>29033106I have to eat it.
>>29033089Same bro and I even like the doxxfags
>>29032765two of wives...
>>29032897And he's so smug about it!
GOOGLE GIVE ME BACK MYT PERSONAL DATA YOU FUCKING JEW OR AT LEAST LET ME WATCH MY VTUBERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR YOUTUBE FIX THIS SHIT NOW I NEED MY HOLO FIX
>>29033154At least you won't have to make an excuse to watch it tommorow.
>>29033139HUGE hamsters
>>29033101CAN'T WAKE UP
>>29033099Who?
I'm not e>>29033126>I even bought snacks and everythingMe too...I guess I'll save them for now.
Small indie tech company, please understand.
>>29032765Trastámara...
>>29033126We can kiss.
>>29033089twitter, spotify, and twitch are fine though. Downdetector is just getting tons of traffic which makes it think people are having problems with everything
>>29033064I can't believe Ame finally gave me peace
>Have my snacks ready >Stream gets delayed
>>29033089We had a good run
>>29032856WHY FUCKING TOMORROW INSTEAD OF JUST A FEW HOURS IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK IN 50 MINUTES!?!?!?!
>>29033139Might have something to do with the whole burger election being such a clusterfuck.
Karaoke moved tomorrow. I cri
>>29033139Thats the magic of centralization for you
>>29033156the chinks are responsible for this
>>29032765Tiktaalik...
>>29033126Save the snacks for tomorrow, duh.
>>29033154>The stories posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>29033139Most of the internet runs off the same few services (Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Cloudflare). Cloudflare had a bug not too long ago that took down like a quarter of the internet.
I love this elf shark.
>>29033089See you, space cowboy...
It was me who shut down all of Youtube. I did it. There is no one else to blame except for me.
>>29033181some irrelevant nerd the pathetic people of this site like to mention from time to time
>>29033089At least we can play roblox just fine
>>29033142It's happened before but it's very rare.
>>29032691I thought this issue was on my end and I scrambled to try and fix possible browser issues and internet, I feel stupid for not checking if youtube was down for everyone else
>>29033111google ceo
>>29032691YOU CHEEKY BRAT
>>29033154lel you fucked up, don't you know we're only pretending to be NEETs anyway?
>>29031551>It's not going to be down for an hour. Relax
Thread theme: https://soundcloud.com/thatchaoticart/end-of-evangelion-komm-susser
>>29032791Ina...
So the narrative is the Chinese antis killed youtube so that we couldn't watch our cute anime girls?So this is all Coco's fault for pissing off the bugmen?
>>29032765Timpani...
>>29033139There is literally some WW3 level cybershit going down.
>>29032997anon.....
I managed to connect for a second and then when I refreshed it was gone...
>>29033203so i can go to bed safely.it's like 3am here already.
>>29032897>repliesseeing how the amongus collab turned out to iofy I believe that some gurafags really meant it
>>29033154>quit my job on the spot and walk outI did the same because my job overlapped with amelia streams
>Youtube shits itself>Everyone cancels their streams and reschedules>Mama just keeps on going.LEAVE IT TO LAMY!
What are you guys going to discuss now?
>>29033231Its what happens when someone numberfags a bit too hard
>>29033201>delayedif only, its postponed till tomorrowFUCK YOUTUBE
>>29033111>>29033181moowa...
>30% cut30% cut>30% cut30% cut
if clubhouse 51 gets delayed im not sure anymore bros..
>>29032791The hairstyles in this are so good.4 of them on ships and Ina alone reading AO-chan...
Youtube is going to fix their shit before the karaoke, right?
>>29032947EN Minecraft seems cursed. Last week the server fucked itself and Gura's internet died, and just today Ina's stream died near the end.
>>29033154>quit my job on the spot and walk outWhy would you think this is a good idea?
>>29033250food?
I CAN'T EVEN DO MY ARCHIVE REPS FUCK JEWTUBE
I can't watch the stream tommorow because of work..
>>29032691Gura should just do it when she said it would be that lying bitch
>>29033203People have day job anon-kun
>>29033249At least we know the janitor mafia wasn't behind this.
>>29033226Wait we're pretending?
YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE NOW. GO DO YOUR REPS WHILE YOUTUBE IS DOWN.
>>29033139Trump finally hit the switch.
>Gura Karaoke moved to tomorrow>Gurame might get moved too of things don't get fixedGuess I'm drinking on a Wednesday
>>29033089what service?
>>29032765Table.........
>>29033101Catching up on Ina's stream that I opened before the outage. Seems to still load fine as I'm watching.
I WANTED TO WATCH GURA BEFORE I SLEEP AAAAAAAA
>>29033124Now we wait.
>>29033256
Oh jewtube died again.
>>29033143It's actually jewshark this excuse is just convenient. She's always made it clear from the star she wanted singing to be membership only.
>>29033250mass suicide
>>29032757I want to marry this bird
>>29033139They're deleting evidence of vote tampering. Apparently someone warned it was coming.
>>29033048about a year or so ago, I forgot the reason but I remember people joking about the ghost of Nasim trying to take down youtube
>>29033224why so many tissues? wouldnt a towel be better to wipe sweat?
>>29033245absolutely based
>>29033224UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>29032765Toa Tahu...
>>29033224uoh
>>29033089SHUT IT DOWN! FUCK YOU GLOWNIGGERS AND FUCK YOU JEWTUBE!
>>29033256I can't........
>>29033297I DONT CARE ABOUT THE RETARDED ELECTIONS OF MY DYING COUNTRY I WANT SHARK. I. WANT. SHARK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN
>>29033216YOU FUCKING SHEEP AAAAAAAAAA
>>29033214>No blue nailsWhy do so many artists miss this particular detail when it looks so cute?
I found the problem
Yep, time to watch the campfire stream for the tenth time.
>>29033139that's what happens when you allow companies to gobble up their competition
why youtube......
Oh fuck, now Gura's going to do unarchived karaoke at 2 am for me and Mori's streaming at 8 am, guess i'm getting 5 hours of sleep max
>>29033264Same.
Well, guess I'll just post some fanart then.....
>>29032719Youtube CDN is fucked.
>>29033139Are other services actually having problems? I wouldn't be surprised if the root cause of youtube's problems was a GCP fuckup but I haven't directly heard of any GCP services having issuesI think all the "is X down" sites are just thinking everything is down because they base it off of user reports and/or page traffic (which is way up because of the youtube outage)
>>29033089>4chan is alrightShipwreckfags incoming.
>>29033101>Thinking of going to sleep>ASMR I listen to is on youtubenow what indeed
slow down guys
>Youtube dies on Skyrim day delaying Todd's daughter's streamIt Just Works
>>29032986You didn't get a HD specifically for HoloEN?
Oh! You wanted to watch the shark? It would be a shame if all of YouTube went down.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1326695004031447042A Polka for these trying times.
>>29033258>before the karaokeanon.... I don't know how to tell you this
>Tomorrow is the only day of the week I have to be out of the house at that time of dayNot gonna lie, it hurts a bit
>>29033287OG chumguts, I admire you for always staying true to yourselft. teamate
your oshiyour oshi's oshi
>be a flip>it raining since last night>the streets are already flooded>internet and electricity are somehow holding on>youtube is also downWhat the fuck am I gonna do?
>>29032765Hershel...
I'm sorry /hlgg/ but I'm spending my evening watching Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5h27tAf_s
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1326695004031447042
>>29033268>Try to see if I can make out what's happening in Lamy's stream from just the chat>Everyone's talking about KFCThis isn't going to work.
Why are people saying dead hours? Lamy is still streaming.
>>29033229Good thing that soundcloud is still up
>>29033226>pretending
>>29033139needs to cover some votes
>>29033331heh
>>29032765Taj Mahal.....
>>29033349Fuck you Chris.
>>29033297Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. /pol/ is two blocks down.
>>29033227That was me. I would like to apologize with sudoku
>>29033273I WAS USING YOUTUBE TO STUDY AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29033356>gura>you already fucking know
>>29033229Why did everyone turn into Fanta at the end?
>>29033344Not the 2hus! Nooooo!
>>29033319she doesn't really show her hands on stream
>>29033345FUCK YOU TODD
>>29032669I love my Mori too, anon
you guys were saying?
>>29033369i don't even watch this elf and now youtube is cucking me from trying.
>>29032744
My sister just said she likes Okayu.
>>29033139Niggerman pulled the plug on the internet.
>>29033089RIP won't be able to google ___ programming problem...
FUCK YOUTUBE! How can I watch my favourite baacharus now?
>>29033362YOU GAVE ME HOPE
>>29033350I fucking love this clown so much man
>>29032691>>29032714I swear god it better be around the same time.
wow the chaos in this thread is amazing. imagine if she'd cancelled it with five minutes to go haha
>>29033344What else do you want us to do now?
If Youtube dies during chicken's collab there will be another Nanjin massacre.
>>29033369who?
OK NIGGERS, ITS DEAD HOURS UNTIL TOMMOROW>YOUR OSHI>WHEN YOU STARTED BROWSING 4CHAN>WHEN YOU STARTED BROWSING /JP/
>>29033406alvaro..
>>29033224T u T
>>29033349DAMN YOU CHRIS
>>29033369>JP >all of /jp/ speaks englishYou tell me.
>>29033349What's her endgame?
>>29033414>>29032752
>>29033226You give anon too much credit.
>>29033229At least soundcloud's still up. It won't go down, r-right?
>>29033350she so cute and energetic that it doesnt even matter that i dont understand a single word she says, i love her all the same
Clubhouse 51 Collab on bubb4bot
I have 8 hours of stream vods already open. Youtube better fix it's shit before these run out.
how can we blame this on koopa
>>29033350I love this clown.
>>29033362Since when did Lamy get so many EOPs/ESLs in her chat?
Someone post Polka's superchat song
Have a cute Mori
>>29033357>>29033273
>>29033089Good thing I've been stockpiling anime, vidya, and VNs for years.
>>29033369Youtube is down
>>29033350I like how it ends mid-sentence, like Twitter is just done with her hyper shit lol.
what would you guys do if 4chan servers were shut down?
>>29033400Ask your sister if she lives in L O N D O N
>>29033423>tucker carlson generalwhat the fuck happened to /pol/, are they just a bunch of boomers now?
>>29033410whats the original?
>>29033111Mwap...
2020 is not over yet. Start up the boss music
>>29033357Tonight SEAnig... we're brothers in arms.
>>>29032765Tonta...
>>29033369The stream doesn't even load for me.
>twitchfaggots actually won todayi'll let you have this one, niggers
>>29033224Thank you for this gift anon
>>29033154don't fucking beg your boss
I can't believe youtube makes up a good part of my free time... I guess I'll just...uh...masturbate
>>29033397/soc/ hours?
>>29033466Masturbate
>>29033466I don't do anything outside 4chan
>>29033425Kiara20072020
>>29033400Yes and? She has good taste
>>29033425Ina2007 when the Holocaust happened
So is literally all of Hololive cancelled for now? What the fuck, all these girls rack in millions in donations, yet Google can’t even be fucked to buy them some extra servers?
>>29033407Open it up on a new tab and let it load. It takes like 5 fucking minutes but it will load.
>>29033139its the end of the world~
WAIT DOESN'T THIS MEAN MEMBERS KARAOKE IS CANCELLED THEN?!
It's back up for me. I'm East Coast.
>>29033451since literally every other stream on the website died
If Among Us game maker anon wants to make one now, you should.
someone should post that Noel clip to express the collective feelings regarding Youtube rn
>>29033369The only people that unironically enjoy her streams are lonely depressed salarymen.
>>29033466Probably wank
>>29033439I wish.
>>29033466go to my national imageboard and resume shitposting
>>29033350Polka makes it feel like everything is right with the world.
>>29033400ogey
>>29033349Who the fuck is this?
>>29032998I actually forgot, and I would check for you, but YouTube shit the bed so I can't exactly listen for it. It's sung by Ookami Mio.As an apology, have another one of Mio's songs!
https://abema.tv/Does Abema have any Hololive content?
>>29033425>GURA>LIKE 2013-2014>A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
>>29033089I guess it's time to go back to Messanger and Skype
>>29033472I still except aliens ordering Earth to make single government before end of a year so they have easier time managing us
>>29033425>amelia>2015>2018 for /djt/ and nothing else
>>29033466live a respectable, healthy lifestyleit would be horrible
>>29033460What about chuba stream archives and the threads to match them?
Takamori is love. Takamori is life.
>>29033466Probably actually get shit done
>>29033452https://streamable.com/9fxx68supachatto arigatou
>>29033496Please andastand Google is very small company they cannot allocate manpower and resource to youtube
>>29033256if kiara x haachama gets canceled im going to force susan wojak to eat my greasy shit
>>29033466literally be happier and pray that they never come back
>>29033425Ame20202020
>>29033407Works on my machine lol
>>29033166Faggot, I hate both you and them
>twitchniggers winning today
>>29033425>Mori>2006>September 2020
>>29033410NTRchads keep winning
>>29033466Reintegrate into society.I hope it never goes down.
>>29033466go to 5ch and wait until someone post the replacement
>>29033154Tell your boss the truth, turn him into a sharkfag and skip tomorrow's work after getting that promotion.
>>29032947>AmeGura MC killed offNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29033425>YOUR OSHIMori.>WHEN YOU STARTED BROWSING 4CHANAfter I saw the exploding van news clip back in '07 or '08.>WHEN YOU STARTED BROWSING /JP/I was on the board after someone posted a link in /a/, before it was listed.
>>29033425>Gura>2008-9ish, don't really remember>About a month before EN debut
>>29033224UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>29033466Watch Youtube
Bros...?
>Youtube is down>Cytube is notDoes anyone have some karaoke archives?...Anyone?
>>29033139BGP routes anon, my guess is something is stopping CDNs from talking to each other.
>>29033425Gura2006May 2020
>Your favorite Holo>How many times you fapped to Clownpiece>How many times you fapped to Polka>How many times you fapped to Gura
>>29033355Thanks. I'm committed to promoting /fit/ness, healthiness, and positivity. And that ain't gonna change.
Now that we know she has streamed without brushing her teeth, what does Ame's morning breath smell like?
>>29033551>grabbing amelia by the titslol
>>29033530Uh oh...
>>29033466I'd have sex
>>29033425>Gura!>2016>1 month after Hololive EN debut
>>29033156>local population is so low everything within 200 miles is solid white despite us being down tooAt least I know I'm safe from a nuclear war
>>29033518How new?
>youtube is down, so we're actually stuck in actual dead hours (different from the dead hours of /hlgg/ neglecting JPs or homos)are the usual hentai sites still up?
>>29032765Tokyo tower...
>>29033400Can I go over there and fuck her?
More Polka https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1326696042444677120?s=20
noooo... the karaoke........... bros.......
>gura was teasing her family last stream >youtube goes down for her next streamnarrative bros?
>>29033563big if true
>>29033425>Gura>2017>2019
>>29033425Mori20082015
>>29033453They're all cute Moris because Mori is cute.
>>29033425Ame20092020
Why is murrica always fucking everything up
>>29033501probably, yeah.
>>29033569>Luna>0>0>0
>>29033214
>>29033423>HappeningUsually its just those idiots and their bullshit, but considering how blatant the fraud was during the burger election, I wouldn't be surprised if there was indeed some sort of shenanigans again.
>>29033425>Mori>2006>couple weeks before EN
>>29033590blessed
>>29033425>Gura>2015>Since Hololive En debut.
>>29032765Who is Rem?
>>29032720wish i could lol...
>>29033466Flock to those sekrit imageboards that I've been avoiding for a while
>>29033523POLKA2009PROBABLY LIKE 2011 OR 2012 OR SOME SHIT
>>29033569>Mori>0>0>0
>>29033569>Gura>Many>Too many>0
>>29033383Fuck off kike
>>29033468yes facebook boomers are crawling on /pol/ since 2016
>>29033569>Gura>0>0>0surveyposting makes the dead hours bearable
>>29033537arigatou for supahcatto
>>29033425>gura>i don't recall the exact year, but I know the board lolikon used to exist. I vaguely remember it being before steve irwin's death.>since it was created, took a break for a few years after finishing umineko, back for the chuubas
>>29033356>kiara> :)
>>29033466Probably will try to pick up anime again during dead hours
>>29033569Gura000
>>29033551power move
>>29033488Literally all I do is watch people play video games. I need more hobbies, I guess.
>>29033425>Amelia>2007>2020
>>29033425>Ina>Maybe this year>I don't know. Some months ago
>>29033586The Curse of the 25th....
>>29033590Based clown
>>29033576Gura's pee.
>>29033569> Kiara> 0> 41> 0
>>29033425>Luna>On and off since around 2008, started being an active poster around 2014>When Kizuna Ai and Kaguya Luna were young
>>29032819
>>29033425Mori20152015 for /mgt/
>>29033425>2006>2019
I FUCKING HATE SCHIZO HOURS
>>29033569>Polka>Many>twice>0
>>29033501No, why would it be? It's on friday.
>>29033425i literally do not believe anyone here who says they began using this site between 2007 and 2010
>>29033631fuck me why did I reply to the wrong post>>29033425
Is Youtube literally fucking dead for anyone else?
>>29033425Ina20092019
>>29033425Mori2012-20132019 since I started posting and lurking a lot, but visted for years once in a while
They are lovers.
>>29033569Pekorlost count00
>>29033425Amelia20082019
>stay awake till 4 am>gura karaoke in an hour>gets canceled>mfw
so ame's detective diaries confirms she's still doing her jp reps right?
>>29033569>Ina>0>Maybe 0>0
>>29033595>shark confessed to me, I'm getting marriedMy favorite post
>>29033466I keep several of our offshoots bookmarked for this scenario, the trick is figuring out which ones are honeypots
>>29033569Guralike 2 or 30 (might tonight)like 3 times so far, I haven't masturbated much lately
Deadbeat bros...it's been almost 2 weeks since the last solo zatsudan and I'm starting to feel withdrawal. I rewatched some of her halloween party and it reminded me how happy her zatsudans make me. Mori...zatsudans...onegai...
Man I can't believe WW3 started over an anime girl flashing Taiwan in a single streamFor real tho, guessing it's election related since this big of an outage doesn't normally happen
>>29033425>Gura>2020>2020mad?
Today I will rewind them.
>>29033569>Amelia>I don't have a penis>I don't have a penis>I don't have a penis
>All the hololive streams are cancelled>A quick wave of depression sets in>Start to watch hololive streams that I didn't watch today>Start to feel a bit better>Realize if Youtube is gone and kills Hololive then my crippling depression will set inJesus
>>29033680whoops forgot to attach pic
>>29033033>No SEAhours>No happenings recentlyIt will be fine, reddit dragon streaming in 1.5 hours
>>29033569OkayuNever fapped to a hololive before, it's impure.I do fap to Shiishii though.
>>29033425>Ame>2008>2016
>>29033660>41You counted so exactly?
>>29033680It was, but it started working again about 10 minutes ago.
>>29033425KIARA FAGGOT2015MID 2020I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT /jp/ UNTIL I FOUND OUT HOLOLIVE WAS A THING
>>29033425>Mori>2010>2020
>>29032894>mfw parents are bitching about not being able to do their Zumba.
>>29033425>Ina>2010>Early 2020
>>29033680Just you manGura's karaoke is fucking amazing, too bad you're missing out
Why does Youtube get to take 30% when they can't even keep their servers up?
>>29033549>skykunoIsn't this the guy who wanted the Gura collab? He isn't some nobody leech, why were you faggots throwing such a shitfest anyway? This would only helps both parties most likely.
>>29033670Oh and>Ame
>>29033537I like this song. The most IQ numbing bgm for me thus far is that one from Haachama.
>>29033569PolkaToo many to count00
>>29033425>Kiara>Before last Harmony day on /v/>After I stopped browsing /vp/ and /tg/ for a while and then when again when I got into EN
>>29033569AmeA few times to futa Clownpiece00
>>29033425Gura/InaNot 100% sure, but I know at least 7 yearsLiterally just 6 months ago if you don't count the occasional visit to the onahole thread
>>29033678But why?
>>29033216>>29033349>implyingThis is our real enemy
>>29033531Based
>>29033710Grow one
>>29033569>Kiara>0>0.5>0
>>29033672Why did it get worse?
>>29033678i didn't. i started in 2005.
>>29033569Mikolost count00
this is all Mori's fault
>>29033691>I stayed up till 5 am for this
>>29033569Kiara000
>>29033569SuiseiA lotAt least twiceA lot
>>29033710Stupid, femoid.
>>29033700I thought all the election shit was done at this point
Does anyone have that pic of Amelia looking at her time machine pocket watch while holding a gun? I offer you this image in exchange.
Youtube better fix it's fucking website before the scheduled Clubhouse 51 stream or I'm gonna flip my goddamn shit
>>29033685that's by far the best art of gura i've seen, she looks EXACTLY like normal version, all the others make her too young or too skinny
>>29033677Karaoke again 21 hours later, and Gura doesn't have much singing endurance. Hopefully she'll just move it to Saturday instead of cancelling it.
>>29032765Tonkatsu
>>29033710Just pretend they said shlick like the rest of us, don't be an attention whore
>>29033664Mio... sha...
>you already saw gura live for the last time and you didn't even realize
>>29033569>Gura>0>A couple times>Atleast once everyday
>>29033740im just inherently paranoid
>>29033569nenei don't fap to holos
>>29033728He made it pretty obvious he was leeching to catch on to the new trend
>>29033425Gura2017 for /g/ and /wg/, eternal newfag2020
>>29033425Mori2008HoloEN
>>29033425Mori2017 (had oldfag friends, so i knew the culture before i joined, but didn't know the site because siblings hogged the computer)Before either the death of asacoco 1.0, or the beginning of the nintendo Niji spergout (i can't remember which came first)
>>29033685Gura will remember that.
>>29033425>Kiara>2020>Since EN debut
>>29033680Sucks to be you faggot
>>29032714I had enough of Demon's Souls for today and was looking forward to her stream... Fml.
>>29033635>Kike>Not ZhangYou have to go back
>>29033699If youtube doesn't sort its shit out in 12 hours we're fucked, bro.
>>29033369It's the CDN connection pathing that's fucked. If you connected to the content before the CDN shit itself it will still work.I have like 8 videos on tabs I opened earlier that still work but nothing new will load.
If I could rest my head on Ames tights even once I would be okay with never waking up again.
>>29033425Mori2015, i was a redditfag that got into the site via gamergateright after holoen debut
>>29033425Ame2007I still don't browse /jp/ I only come to hololive threads.
>>29033425Gura20122020
Now that Youtube is down you have no excuse not to draw! You've been putting it off but now's the time!
>>29033728>This would only helps both parties most likely.Kill yourself.
Time to do my draw reps I guess
>>29033699tomorrow, i think
>>29033729The cooking BGM?I can feel that one melting my brain matter
>>29033154>>29033245Based. The girls would be proud of you.
>>29033710you'll never passplease be in london
>>29033760
>>29032723NANDE YOUTUBE!https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
>>29033089Ina was THIS mad at the death of Nekonomicon?
>>29033519I know Mio's singing, just wanted to know what song it was. Thank you anyway, anon.
>>29033569>kiara>0>too much to count>few times
>>29033425>Ina>2014>2020
>>29033782>slept through phasmaphobia
>>29033711I didn't expect myself to become so dependent on Hololive to get by. I actually was depressed for a bit when Mori had to cancel her DOOM stream a while back when she got sick.
>>29033425MoriI remember Bakemonogatari just started airing, so at some point in 20094th Gen debut
>>29033759Electoral College hasn't said anything. People will take anything the media feeds them.
>>29033728>wanting even more twitchniggers and normalfagsGura's viewers are already bad enough as it is. There's zero reason to invite even more cancer
Gura... youtube is back.... please stream today..... i beg you...
Don't worry chumbuddies, it'll be fixed soon.Meanwhile, let's think about ways of tricking Gura into our car to kidnap her!Go!
>>29033569>Okayu>0>It's complicated>Ew
>>29033678How about '04?
>>29033425Gura2009 /a/early 2019 for vtubers.
>>29033425>Gura>2008>2020
>>29032819Yeah that does only that
>>29033466Watch some anime. Masturbate. Go to bed and see what's up the next day
Oh cool Youtube is fixed for me. How is it in Burgerland?
>>29033759Technically no
>>29033728who?
>>29033425So it's confirmed with these dates, right?hololive is true 4chan culture and deserves a banner at least
>>29033590>>29033537>>29033350>be sad>see cute poruka>smile>forgot youtube is down and try to look for poruka clips>error>sadness prevails
THE BUGS ARE DDOS-ING THE INTERNET>THE BUGS ARE DDOS-ING THE INTERNEThttps://horizon.netscout.com/https://horizon.netscout.com/https://horizon.netscout.com/
>Like a dragon looked neat>Have to play through Yakuza 0-6Damnit
>>29033787But why those year in particular?
>>29033728>ASSOCIATING WITH POKIMANE IS A GOOD THING!Kill yourself.
>>29033699there was supposed to be SC reading stream today....
>>29033849
>>29033841https://streamable.com/nqdwq1
Ah, I see, it's not just Gura, the whole of youtube is dead. This is fine.
>>29033425Kiara(EN), Korone(JP)20052008
>>29033678we all still newfags anyway
>>29033826Thanks!
>>29033569 >Your favorite Holoamelia >How many times you fapped to Clownpieceabout 30 times >How many times you fapped to Polka0 >How many times you fapped to Gura0
>>29033862Scuffed in midwest
>>29033844Monogatari was the eternal summer of '09.
>>29033710L O N D O N (Ontario)ONDON(Ontario)
>>29033425Peko2012April
>>2903371041%
>>29033746>0.5Anal masturbation counts
>>29033818I'm afraid of seeing my creations.
>>29033613>FixedThank you, anonI liked this one too, but I don't know if its possible to fix because of the blur.
>>29033849cheeseless pizza
>tfw youll never hug your oshi
>>29033869Wow, who could possibly have guessed they'd be behind literally every awful thing that ever happens?
Gura pleaseeeeeeeI need your stream aaaaaaaaa
>>29033425gura20132017
>>29033828those are some exotic noel noises
>Entire internet collapses and western civilisation crumbles>Africat is somehow STILL playing Minecraft
>>29033425>Mori>started visiting ~2012, more actively since ~2017>2019 for vocaloid threadsSeething that she knows more about this shithole than me
>Frustrating week at work>Staying late every day>Hour long commute back home>Turn on computer >No internet >Stare into space, defeated>Smile to myself >Gura will be singing for me>As happy as any man can be>Phone postingIt'll be just me, cell network, and Gura tonight bros. I'll miss you. Enjoy the stream.
Just goes to show that Ina>Gura because youtube allowed her to stream while it stopped Gura. I hope youtube stays down so Calli doesn't get to stream, I hate Calli.
>>29033869Day of the Sparrow Pt. 2 when
Bitchute's down too. Collab's probably off then.
>>29033828More Noel rage to entertain in these trying timeshttps://streamable.com/1gqhz7https://streamable.com/ak006fhttps://files.catbox.moe/oy68fo.mp4https://streamable.com/9nhgvihttps://streamable.com/v9a6plhttps://streamable.com/vwb8ajhttps://files.catbox.moe/qmmftc.mp4https://streamable.com/w8qzzthttps://streamable.com/mst9v8
>>29033888I spoke way too soon, it seemed like it was working for maybe 10 seconds.
>>29033871cuz autism2007 seems to be the base, i rarely ever see anything before then2010 because society fell apart after 2010
>>29033846gurame collab will probably still happen.
>>29033569>Gura>0>0>-0
>>29033849Asking her very politely
>>29033950based..
>>29032765tortilla...
>>29033703Was this done by her mama? Looks very similar to her style.
>>29033882Carrots were a metaphor for penis, you know that right?
>>29033901Pain
>>29033913oh, you sweet summer child...
>>29033870Protip: Yakuza 3-6 never released in the west and there are no plans to do so. Thanks Sega.
Imagine getting bitten by a rabid Ame and then discovering that every full moon you turn into a were-Ame.
>>29033699Yeah, you're right, this actually feels worse than the members only week for me in some ways, they're really good. hope youtube gets its shit together for the english lesson. also seriously considering praying for an anon to archive Gura karaoke so I can wake up in time for Mori's wine party.
>>29033728>nobody leech>has more viewers than guraSo chumbuds got mad about nothing? This guy literally looks more popular than gura.
>>29033728Literal who
>>29033685>Dear Gura
>>29033901
>>29033425>Gura>2015>2019
>>29032765tako
>>29033425Ame2013Early 2020
I still have Africat open but i dont want to leave since youtube died
>first kicking Huke from Minecraft (doesn't even chat anymore)>then make Towa sick just because of Towafaggots here>now make the entire Internet crash just for le epic trollWow, /hlgg/, very funny. Can you stop now?Literally worse than /hlg/.
>PostponedMY DAY IS RUINED
>>29033466Live a better life honestly, I've left this place for months at a time and was beter offHowever I have learned so much here, I would be total failure and perhaps an hero without this place to have taught me about the worldIf this place ever does die, I'd like to thank you anons for the times we had, the lessons you taught me and the things we achieved togetherIt's been heaven and hell here, a bittersweet existence and I'm glad to have shared it with you fags
>>29032998>>29033519https://soundcloud.com/sunnrcrakr/rin-to-shite-saku-hana-no
>>29033934No. It was just carrots
>>29033678Here's a random folder of shit I saved back in 2009. I can't remember if this was from /b or /a?
>>29033425>Mori>around 2008>/jp/ was never my main board to browse threads. It was usually /a/ and /g/, and /vg/ for visual novels and a few jrpgs.
>>29033913Let him have this bros. Just for a little while longer...
>>29032662God I want to fuck that shark so badly.
post yfw the Gurame and Kiarachama collabs get cancelled
>>29033425Mori20072020
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>29033870Technically Yakuza 7 is self contained but you should still play the others3-5 can technically be skipped though I wouldn't recommend it
>realize I just want to watch more chuubas instead of playing vidya
>>29033933literally just go look at her twitter
>>29032765Still don't get this meme
>>29033425Kiara2006I forgot honestly, I just came here for GUST general, and stopped coming when /vg/ was birthed and killed it
>>29033425>>29033425>Shuba>I want to say 2008? I just remember THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST...and When I was...Started in /b/ moved to /v/ and now alternate between /co/, /vr/ and /jp/>just a comple of months back
>>29033939What are you talking about? They were released in the west, they're just not on PC which is admittedly shitty to do when 7 is on PC.
>>29033569Mori000I've wanked mostly to Reimu, Alice, and Kazami (others too, but i can't remember which)
>>29033913Anon...
This general is the only company I've had for the last days.
>>29033466I really don't know. Without this place I'm lost.
>>29033913Anon, you might want to check Gura's twitter.
>>29033261(it didn't really happen, anon)
>>29033911WW3 could start and Africat would still be trying to lead these foxes home.
>>29033425I only started browsing 4chan a month after EN debuted. I was tired of the hugbox and shit memes of reddit, twitter fucking sucks and I was not gonna go discord diving.You can't make me go back.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1326695004031447042The show must go on!
Since its dead dead hours, what about we use that time and compile all that Ame lore
>>29033466Go back to video games
>>29033849Just set a ransom for Jorgen
>>29033759It is, people are just groping for a reason. Nothing else to do with youtube down.
>>29033569>Gura>not enough>0>not enough
>>29033728The last thing hololive needs is to associate itself with OfflineTV, its fanbase and its drama
>>29033913Anon I...
>>29033678i came here out of curiosity in 2009 after a /b/ raid on the Spore forums
>youtube is down>youtube-dl still works>mfw
>>29033569GuraA few00
>>29033913I'm sorry anon.....
Does this frustrate you?
>>29033849some free mcdonalds
http://poal.me/oltyvuhttp://poal.me/oltyvuhttp://poal.me/oltyvu
>>29033224>ConvienceI wish I wasn't like this.
>>29033913>He doesn't know
>>29033678I mean I have anecdotal evidence but nothing concrete... I was really cringey in the late 2000s though, I larped as Tomo from Azumanga Daioh on /a/ a couple of times and I think they let me be because they thought I was just shitposting...
ITS UP
YOUTUBE BACK UP IN MY CUNTRY
>>29033569>Gura>At least 80>Around 20>Around 20
>YouTube is downAm i the only one without problems? im watching Africat stream and a video at the same timezero issue's
>>29033884do you guys unironically care about this stuff? I started in 2016 and been doing the leave for a few months come back for a few weeks shenanigans, I really don't understand how people can proudly display that they've been here every day for years
>>290338707 is self-contained for the most part but you should play 0 through 6 anyway because they're good games.
>>29033425>Ame>2013>2019, the month when Ciconia was released
Wtf Ame's mama did new art of her and Ame's reply to it is so cute, blessed I was worried she would be one of the mama's to not do much https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1326669939999035392?s=20
>>29032765Tori Talliope...
>Gura planned the 51 Games Collab with Ame before Among Us Collab happened>After Among Us she got pissed at Ame and wanted to cancel the collab with her (left it out of her schedule)>Ame still had it on hers so now people are expecting it>Day of the collab comes and Gura assembles HERfags to ddos youtube servers so the collab will have to be cancelledHow's my narrative
YOUTUBE IS BACKGURA PLEASE STREAM NOWW
>>29033425Kiara2007Comiket and Yukkuri threads in 2011 I think.
>>29033901I don't want to hug her for my own gain. She just needs likes he needs a hug. Wish I could give her one
>>29033913Haha yeah, see you there chumbud
>>29033884What year did /g/uro got snapped out of existence? That's the year I discovered 4chan.
>>29033728>muh numbersKill yourself. By this logic you'd be happy to see a holo collab with AOC.
https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1326698010244337666?s=20Klaius is going to fucking MURDER youtube
>>29033883Funny thing about this, I saw a post about chicken's roommate posted here on /jp/ ages ago, and I think I was the one who saged and reported it (that was back when most of /jp/ wanted the fucking wotas to leave this board forever). Now she's my oshi. Thus is the strangeness of life.
Does someone have this uncropped?Because it's literally what's happening tonight
Based youtube hate Gura, thank you youtube
I just wanted you all to know that I really enjoyed spending my last few days on the internet with you bunch of degenerates. It wasn't always pleasant but it was always fun.
What songs were you hoping to hear Gura sing today?
>>29033978Yesterday I was about to buy Sakuna then thought I'd rather experience the beginning together with Kiara when she streams it.
>>29033678I'd think it's probably one of the more common times actually, that's when social media took off. a lot of people found out about it because of people sharing memes and screenshots on twitter/facebook and a lot of boards got unbearably fast
>>29034032For once, I'm actually frustrated
>>29033975HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>29033972Along with Mori-sensei teaching stream? Just fucking kill me now.
>>29033569>kiara>at least twice, needs more doujins tl'd>0>__0
>>29033913>if this is true, he might actually end it allhang in there, bro..
>>29034054retarded
>>29032765Thalidomide...
IT'S BACK
>>29034071Where are you going anon?
Going to jerk it while waiting for this youtube shit to fix itself. Give me some Ame and/or Gura lewds please.
>>29033549>ever watching those losers
IT'S UP
>>29033425Ina2006, came from YTMND during that eBaum's Lindsay Lohan thing2020, a few months before EN's debut
>>29033828Why is Noel such a crybaby wtf
>>29033089I'm glad I loaded my AR magazines in case, if this is a sign of something.
>>29033425Gura20092020
is it fixed?
>>29033913I'm sorry anon......
Youtube resurrected
>>29033922>2007 seems to be the base, i rarely ever see anything before then2007 was the endless summer, the first big explosion of newfags. The site was incredibly tiny before that.
GUYS YOUTUBE IS FIXED!
>>29033913oh no no he doesn't know oh no no!
>>29033954Don't. Don't close tabs, don't refresh.
>>29033870At least you didn't believe their lies when they said 7 is standalone story and you wont need to play the past games for it
>>29033425Suisei2007 or 20082008
>>29034075Anything really, I just like her voice
>>29034071Anon, are you alright? i hope you don't kill yourself because something like depression
Youtube is back someone tell Gura!
I just got Ina's Minecraft archive to load. Back maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-U33nafrMMori is doing superchat readings before her teaching stream tonight.
>>29034097ITS TRUE
>>29034032I'm genuinely angry because I wanted to watch shit
UP
>>29033901The afterlife is a myth because life is the real hell all along.
>>29034042>>29034044Yeah back for me too.
What was Gura's most brat moment so far?
WE BACK BOYS
Risu wants your nuts Anon...
>>29033884I used to browse 4chan using the wii internet channel.
>>29033913Anon... I'm sorry...
EVERYONE TURN ON HOLOLIVEYOUTUBE IS BACK
>>29033806They're in the same boat, fuck em all.
>>29033978You just reminded me that I bought Hades after Ina's first stream and I never even installed it.
>>29033956Don't forget that /hlgg/ also paid Kiara to bring stalkers to Subaru's house
SUICIDE AVERTED
Oh hey, Youtube's back on my side.
ITS FIXED. SOMEONE TELL GURA
YOUTUBE IS BACK ! SOMEONE TELL GURA!!!
>>29033569Korone152
>>29034113I....I think so
>>29034075Anything.
GURA IT'S FIXED PLEASE COME BACK NOW
>>29034054you will never be as popular as your sister
Okay it's properly fixed now, right?
Will gura take back her postponement??
>>29034131she already told everyone it was postponed. moving it back to the original time would just burn more people.
ITS FUCKING BACK
>>29034006>dog bit her face and arm>somehow no scar>went to bite a nurse that was gonna give her a rabies shot
>>29034141Why would you lie to me?
>>29034122It's not fixed but it seems to be attempting to fix itself, if I click on a video it works and then the next time I do it doesn't
>>29033425Gura20042010
Oh thank god, I was getting shakes. Need my fix
>>29033425Watame2009/2010When Gen5 was announced
>burgers finally got youtube backyeah we know, retards
>>29033972>i wont get to watch kiara lose her shit watching haachama make nuclear wastefuck you susan niggerjikshi
>Youtube back>Gura has already postponedat what cost...
>>29034133Collab with who?
>>29033919When Noel acts like a menhera I become crazy aroused by when Matsuri acts like a menhera I'm disgusted.
>>29034065I can't believe Gura is single handedly turning a generation of Japs into westaboos.
>>29034176The main page shows nothing, but you can still search and watch vids.
>Its back>But Gura will not stream
>>29033678Here's a screenshot I made of what 4chan did for April Fools Day back in 2008
>>29034133>teaching streamLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tfw it's not back for me
YOUTUBE IS BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5h27tAf_s&feature=emb_title
>>29034075If she sang everything she sang in the member stream I'd still be happy, I want the whole world to hear her sing.
>Youtube comes back>Lamy finishes her streamPain......
>woke up now, 2am just to see Gura>postponedOk, what the fuck do I do now?>masturbateNot an option
My YouTube still isn't working..........
>tfw won't get to hear Gura sing Ride on Time again today
>>29034169Fuck those poeple
>>29034042Big ups for the heads up
South Texas hereIt's back
>>29033425Ina200720012
>YouTube back up >guras already fucking her boyfriendCHUMBUDSSS.... HELP ME
>>29034075Duvet
>>29034054collab onegai
IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE
>>29033818works on my machine
>>29034068https://files.catbox.moe/kbp9nk.png
>>29033956Don't forget /hlgg/ also killed Ina's cat in minecraft
>>29034188At the cost of a fucking Minecraft stream
>>29033466There would be successor site or sites. I'm sure I'd end up there.
>>29033678beleeb it
My little gremlin can't possibly be this cutehttps://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1326675561318477824
>>29033425>Ame>2008>2020
>>29034203O fuck. I remember that.
>>29034143Fuck, you made me remember how shitty it was pointing everything with the control, and how frustrating it was having to refresh everything
>>29034110she has anger issues. never takes it out on people though so it's just a funny quirk.
>>29033870Just get it on Xbox® Game Pass™, Anon-chama desu!
>>29033425GuraLiterally came over from sa with mootWhen it went up until I figured out which toho I wud fug (yuuka) and then came back for holoENs
>>29033569Watame2100
NC here, it's back
>>29034207>she's endingFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>29034203>wapanese>Dick buttThose are terms i haven't heard in a long long time.
>>29034188You chumbuds were getting too powerful. Somebody had to knock you down a peg.
I JUST LOADED UP INA'S ARCHIVE SO FUCKING FASTI'm never navigating away.
Gura already got in the mindset that she's not singing today, it's fucking over bros...
GURAMINECRAFTNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-U33nafrMOH MY GOD POGGERS IC ANT WAITTTTTT
At least the clubhouse 51 stream will happen now
>>29034157Yup looks fixed to me. 100% ready to go!
>>29034207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55sNtVWZ0nU
>Youtube comes back>Lamy goes straight into superchat readingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LIVE
California here, Youtube is back!
>>29033466suicide
GurAme collab saved! thank fucking god
>Tfw my tv still is downGuess I have to watch youtube on my computer like a peasant
ITS BACK!
>Youtube is back up>Stream still postponedFuck me i guess...
>>29034038>all these Kiara votesShes clearly straight edge
>>29034282Africat stream
>>29034251But it was one of the first ways to watch YouTube on the big screen. Very blessed.
>>29033425Ame2013Now
>>29033678
>>29033913Anonchama...
liv?
Youtube is back for me!
>>29033897Sure, but considering the original doesn't seem to have any finger nails to begin with it's just a redraw
>>29034032I wish Gura streamed as much as Ame
>>29034006>bit her tongue off, has a scar to this day>left in a hot car as a child, smeared melted crayon on the cieling as revenge>eats sand>huffs sharpies, paint, gasoline>was homeless>orphan>bit by multiple dogs, almost have your throat ripped out by one>got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived>former hikkineet>cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart>dumpster dove>lied to strangers about her age on runescape, probably ERP'd>broke her skull open, has lasting brain damage and can breathe through her head>used to only shower once a week>almost certainly on the spectrum>screams at video games, hits her desk to the point things fall off it>afraid to drink because she will call people niggers>read gay tf2 fanfiction>played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12>almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity>cut the tip of her thumb off while cooking>orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat
>>29033425Gura20062008
>>29034265>there are literally people in this thread right now who don't know that weeaboo was just a wordfilter for wapanese
>>29034282Africat is still goingShe just Ara-ara'd me. Shit was quite pleasant in fact
>>29034276This but unironically.
>>29034203ew...
>>29033425Pika / Ame2010August 2020
>Holostats still says it's in 23 minutes>I got hope for a secondIt hurts
>>29034308personally i'm glad she doesn't, or i'd have no free time at all.
>>29034225based
>>29034131Shes not gonna wanna do an unarchived karoke if theres is even a slight chance of it going to shit halfway through
so we understand who the real winner in all of this is?
>>29034280Works on my machine :^)
>can't even watch archives right now>be extremely furious>realize I might get a good nights sleep for the first time in monthsmaybe it's not all bad?
>>29034075>today
Gura called it to soon. I don’t understand why she just didn’t wait until the start to make the determination.
>>29034308She would collapse and be grumpy all the time!And I'd be the same trying to follow her streams
So will Gura move the Karaoke back to today?
>>29034329
Youtube is back and alive again
>>29034351No
Red leader reporting in - KY is online
>>29033728https://files.catbox.moe/lb24ez.mp4
>>29034038Gura has definitely tried hard drugs.
>>29034333Narratives, now.
>>29034333Gura kneels to the Chairman...even if she has to be forced to do so...
I hope Gura moved back the stream
>>29034280Let me DM you the fix
>Gura stream is still postponedWhy not just wait? No reason to delay it with an hour left
>>29034351I doubt it.
>>29032765Twilight...
>>29033425Kiara2011-2012, don't remember the exact year, that time in my life was kind of a blur2020It's weird, cause I could (and probably should) have been here since 2003. I'm old enough. But 4chan somehow never got on my radar in highschool, even though looking back, a lot of people I knew probably went here.
What the fuck happened to Youtube?
>>29034351Not likely
>>29034312>Watching HoloEN gen 2 pre debutbased
>YouTube is up>first video I see is Mori's superchat readingPottery
>>29034032Yes, Gura, it does.
>>29034309>>huffs sharpies, paint, gasolineI can relate
What are the odds Ame made the TF2 mercs in Sims and looked for mods to make her fanfics come true?
>>29033425>Ina/Gura>2008>2020 :^)
>>29032691>PostponedEvery time she postpones something it never happens
>youtube is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmVtMqxqZY
YouTube is back?https://youtu.be/n5xdMo6kj00
>>29034213jerk off and go back to sleep
>>29034351nah
>>29034370Coco is singing :^)
>>29034330Everything working
>youtube shits itself>delay karaoke>but actually just replace tomorrow stream with karaokeDevilish, Gura slacking off like she's a government worker.
Why do a wish for these 5 to have strong and close bonds, to remain friends for years and years? Why do I wish for Calli and Kiara to develop romantic intimacy and maybe even a relationship? Why do I want for them to follow their passions, be happy and develop as much as possible?I swear, this idol bullshit is brain manipulation, and I don't even want to put my penis in any of them. Fuck the japanese.
>>29034351she was arrested by VCAT-anon
>>29033937No internet anon here. My heart sank when I read this first you. Well there's always tomorrow. See you then, and with internet hopefully!
>>29034333I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH TOO
>>29034309anything missing from this?I think loosing Ameauntie fits there too and her SO at the same time
YT's back for me
>literal dead hours for at least an hour >absolutely zero narratives and schizo posting during that timeI'm proud of you guys
>>29033695Later virgins.
>>29034333I guess we'll be watching this bitch tonight huh
20 MINUTES SHARK
>>29034351Count yourself lucky she keeps to the collab
>>29034383new narrative: she broke it
>>29033432causing 20% of this thread to kill themselves
>>29034411Dont jinx it
>>29034394nice file name
>>29034411Kiara has three guns.
>>29034395Uuuuuh whoops wrong link
>>29034309How is she alive?
>>29034395phillip stop advertising on 4chan
>>29034421I'm joining the 20%
>>29034309left in a hot car with her brotherthey used to play video games together too (SNES, Genesis)
>>29034333No fuck that hoe
>>29034309>>orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meatIt's supreme pizza and she picks the veggies off
>>29034333I fucking love this bitch saving us from the dead hours
>>29034411Actual schizo narrative incoming; """"they"""" know toady is a special day (11/11), and thus shut down youtube as a mean to prevent world peace by prompting the delay on gura's karaoke to another day. Yeah, I believe Hololive's singing is just THAT powerful. Image "Promise of the World" 's hour of world peace but amplified basically. In numerology 11 correlates to the divine, so perhaps today is an angel's day in energetic terms.
Does stream link require a video url (Such as https://youtu.be/WnHaQOhuj_s)) to archive a livestream? Or could I use a generic livestream url, such as https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/live
>>29034272>bullying Ina by taking her glasses and holding them above her where she can't reach them
>be me>misogynistic>still watch hololive
>>29034389100%. She's a total pervert gremlin.
>>29034408I hope she uses this for an outro song occasionally.
>>29034333>This bitch loves youDU YO RELE BELEB IT
>>29034333Trips for Coconut
>>29034333>Coco crashed Youtube so Gura would postpone her Karaoke stream
>>29034411Ame is enough of a perverted deviant to have jerked off her little brother and given him his first orgasm.
It's not just youtube...
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>29033242I fucking mean it, and I typed that goddamn post. It was gonna cap off my birthday, too...
my cum
>>29034432
>>29034411I skipped Ina's MC stream, was it good?I might as well watch it now
>>29034437>>29034309 what's the lore behind her brother?Was he related family or just someone Auntie was looking after as well
>>29034308she'd gain too many followersshe doesn't want that
>Checks Gura's supposed singing stream>Live in 24 hoursWhy even live?
ok so im back
>>29034403It's because you're seeing someone pull themselves up out of their bad situation in real time. We see their mistakes and successes as they happen instead of cherry picked instances posted on social media, and it's very uplifting to see it happen.(But for real though, how come pretty much every holo girl is broken in some way)
>>29034333Kneel to your double senpai, little brrat
>>29034462But youtube is back. Which means my opium supply is back, which means I don't care.
>>29034449cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug
guess I'm watching Mint now
>>29034469Why is her forehead so big?
Is people telling Gura the good news?
>>29034311There are people in this thread that don't understand the word weeaboo in the first place
>>29034449>he doesn't know
oi Gura! You can still stream today!
>>29034462>Everything is broken except Reddit and Discord
>Its already backOK, so do we get it now?
>>29034449I bet you also have a wicked sense of humor
>>29034309Thanks, put it to good use
QUICK>FAVORITE EN OSHI>FAVORITE JP OSHI>YOUR AGE
>>29034309It's amazing how based a holo's backstory can be, and yet she's still so goddamn boring during a stream. How do you speed run suffering and still wind up with such a lack of charisma?The only streams of hers I watch are the collabs she happens to sidekick in, including the Apex robutt collab where roboco's basic engrish was still more entertaining than a native speaker. And this isn't even a newfag we're talking about. She was a bonified twitch streamer prior to hololive.I mean, grants to her for getting her life together and becoming a normalfag, but I'd rather watch trainwreck ame than got her shit together and now plays fps all day ame.
>>29034265I thought dickbutt was still a thing nowadays
>>29034462we're the sole survivors... I hate you chucklefucks I just wanna see women
>>29034495Plenty of normies will let her know and beg for the stream to start as planned
>>29034408what is the name of the song?
>>29034489More surface area for oxygen exchange.
>>29034411Just wait until deadbeat hours
>>29034504Time to finally become a redditfag then
>Suisei getting a new outfit>streams at 7amfuck you timezones
>>29034495Literally spamming her twitter
>>29033876Mori and Gura are cute but the other ones are kinda blursed for some reason, especially Ame. Is it the cheeks?
>>29034513InaAyame 27
>>29034503Too late she's already in a game of Phasmophobia with her friends.
>>29034469>>29034489Why is her neck so long?
>>29034309Some things from other streams>Ina, Ame, and Gura played games together pre-debut to bond, one of which was Apex.>She accidentally read an SC asking about a Moonmoon collab, but dodged it by saying "What do you mean? I already collabed with Moona.">She never got the hang of doing long division in school.>Doesn't like being called babe>Afraid of the dark, sleeps with lights on>Considers herself chaotic neutral, assigned INFP
>>29034504>Discord has Chinese funding>Reddit has Chinese fundingMakes you think.
>>29034513gurashion40
>>29034333>3 3s>>29034444>4 4sbest digits for Kaichou
GOOOOOOOOOORA
daily reminder that gura takes more vacations than the jp meidos
>>29034513InaOkayu30
>>29034518Don't you have ur mum?
>>29034515Go back
Mori was the GFE all alongthe GF is just your teacher
>Stream is back on schedule Time for some kino
>>29034471It was comfy as usual, learned the basics of maps, explored a bunch and made a new friend
>>29034038Kiara and Calli live in Japan, so using drugs is strictly off the table for them, unless they wanna get deported.
>>29034513>amelia>haachama>21
>>29034297They added a YT channel back on 2009-10 I don't remember, but I watched a lot of youtube in the mobile site on the Wii before that, those where my first interactions with non-mainstream anime
>chat disabled for Gura's streamYeah, she fucking knows. I guess we are stuck with Reddit bitch for tonight. What did we ever do to deserve this?
>>29034333based
>>29034496This is true
>>29034513GuraPekora28
>>29034536Also, Genshin impact
>>29034513MoriPekor29
>>29034513GuraPekora25
>>29034471She found a cat, the cat fucking died...
>>29034513KiaraHaachamaWizard in 2 years
>>29034478I think almost everyone is broken in some way. It's just that we don't usually see it. When you're a streamer, your flaws become more obvious for everyone to see.
>>29034513>favorite favorite
>>29034515Imagine having such shit tastes!
>>29034513GuraHaachama27
>>29034513>Amelia>Polka>27
>>29034513KiaraPolka27
>>29034515kiaraflare32
>>29034531
>>29034513>Kiara >Subaru>4
>>29034513>Favorite ENAme>Favorite JPTokugawa>Age24
>>29034513Gura/InaOkayu18
>>29034513KiaraNene26
>>29034513favorite favorite
>>29034513InaPolka25
>>29034071Don't call it till there are mushrooms on the horizon.
>>29034513InaPekora23
>>29034513>Gura>Polka>19
>It's Ryan Gosling's birthday today>Gura's karaoke is postponedHere's the narrative
>>29034513MoriPolka26
>>29034513MoriMiko31
>>29034513>Amelia>Haato>28
>>29034513AmeSubaru24
>>29034513MoriAyame51
>>29034513>Gura>Polka>22
>>29034582UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29034513AmePekora26
>Youtube is back>Stream still delayed until tomorrow COME ON
>>29034513InaSubaru21
>Gura's Karaoke postponned due to Youtube>Meanwhile Coco's is still slatted to streamONE MORE GOD REJECTED
>>29034550These streams are so nice I wish any of the JP girls did something like this
>>29034515Ogey
>>29034531Ame and Ina look 10 years younger.
>>29034513GuraKorone32
>>29034513inabotan27
I watched Risu's cover of King and now I get a million king covers recommended. Why did literally every vtuber cover this? Even multiple holos covered this same song.
>>29034075Country roads
>>29034309>orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meatThat's Haachama that does that. She orders Pepperoni Pizza from Dominos and then takes the Pepperoni off. God knows why.
>>29034097>limbo stream had issues earlier today>internet is dyingHoloEN tech issues are getting to Lamy too.
>>29034513> Gura> Flare> 22
>>29034513KiaraPekora22
>>29034513Ina/GuraPekorrat32
>>29034550>dinner date w/ your hot teacheryeah that's my fetish
>>29034593
>>29034550AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29034513GuraBotan28
>>29034513GuraFubuki20
For the technowizards out there, what's a better way of recording the karaoke stream?>VLC's open stream record.>OBS screen record + stereo mix audio>OBS screen record + Audacity
>>29034513KiaraTowa21
>>29034513AmeliaAyame29
>>29034513MoriMarine/Noel26
>>29034513>gura>korone>21
>>29034610I sure love the same songs being sing every stream
>>29034513KiaraKorone31
>>29034520Watch Only Me
>>29034513gurapeko22
Did anyone do a vocaroo of this? Cause if not, I'm about to.
>>29034593This is why we can't have nice things.You goslingposters are to blame.
>>29034550>literally teaching how to dateThis can't be real. I'm sorry if I doubted you.
>>29034513>Mori>fbk>27
>>29034536The galaxy brain is noticing the fluctuating florida power and light outages.
>>29034513>INA>WATAME>AGE MEANS NOTHING TO THE ETERNAL
>>29034513MORIHAACHAMA24 today
>>29034550>was just complaining about suisei's stream at 7am>Mori GFE stream also at 7amI DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EYEEEEEEES!
>>29034513>Ame>Polka or FBK>23
>>29034513Ina Twao 20
>>29034618It's like Gurenge. You MUST cover it.
>>29034513MoriPolka21
Wait so everyone will not streaming today?
>>29034075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_3_-UrhZH0
>>29034513GuraHaachama18
>>29034610She knew
>Postponed the stream for nothing
>>29034618It's the new Gurenge
>>29034513KiaraCoco23
>>29034225based and lainpilled
>>29034610>numberfag sheep>hearing aids Angel>literally a fucking baby>Twapwhat did Kaichou mean by this?
>>29034621>>29034603You faggots almost killed me
>>29034671>18Stop masturbating to retards anon
>>29034550i'm eop and even i don't know what to say on datesthanks mori
>>29034636streamlink --retry-streams 60 -o karaoke.mp4 "link" best
>>29034513>Gura>Matsuri>29
>>29034667We dont know about the club51 collab
>>29034550>NOTE: This stream is specifically designed for those who can only understand slow, and clear English and native English incels
>>29034513>Kiara>Haachama>27
>>29034657Happy birthday anon
>>29034677ORANGE WOMAN GOOD
>>29034618Thanks for the warning to never click this shit
>>29034601Ojisan...
>>29034513MoriPolka28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIKNLoJX4IOh my sainted aunt....
>>29034685Aren't girls cuter etc etc
>>29034657happy birthday anon :)
>>29034649Oh no, I remember this..
>>29034513GuraPekora26
>>29034689Doesn't that have the chance of instantly losing your entire recording if you mess up stopping the recording?
>>29034550>Date stream>During Gosling's birthday
Imagine looking forward to karaoke all day only for YouTube to fuck up right before it.Haha...
>>29034513AmeliaPolka29 in two days
>>29034513AmePolka34
Iofi must be giggling, even youtube is on her side.
>>29034513>Ina>Botan>55
>>29034538>>29034543>>29034598>>29034601>>29034615>>29034630>>29034645>30+>40+>50+Why the fuck you are here?
>>29034513GuraPekora20
>Ame has a little brotherHas she ever mentioned this before?
>>29033569polkai hate clownpiecezerozero
>>29034704Practicing for Kiara I see
Are you guys ready for Gura's Karaoke?
>>29034610>Don't have to worry about overlap if there's no overlap ~ Coco
>>29034729yes.
>>29034238Thanks, broanon
>>29034513>gura>noel>32
>>29034724Newfag
>>29034513KIARASUBARU 23
>>29034718HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29034657Have a good day, Anon
>>29034675It pains me, but this was the right call.Now that it has happened she can't take back the postponement notice because a lot of people aren't going to come back. If it was archived this would be different.
>>29034550She trying to train the JOPs to ask her out.
>>29034657Happy birthday, anon. I hope you have a good life.
>>29034724right back at you
>>29034724where else am i gonna go?
>>29034725>Botan>55checks out
>>29034712i tried this with one stream before and it stopped the recording automatically while i was asleep.
>>29034735Anon... It started 30 minutes ago...
>>29034657Happy birthday faggot.
>>29034712no, that's youtube-dl if you don't tell it to use the mpegts container. streamlink uses mpegts by default
>>29034729She mentioned a brother, and I think most people assumed he was older.
>>29034729>he believed the narrative
>>29034550Mori was the gf experience all along
>>29034618Is such a shit song to, no idea why they feel the need to.
gura u god damn brat
It's working for me you guys, have hope.
>>29034550Cya later, virgins
>>29034697Funnily enough, my favorite color is orange. I don't think it's related though.
>>29034513AmeKorone29
>>29034405Basedhang in there anon
>>29034724>he thinks he can leave It’s only a matter of time anon.
>>29034513GuraLuna23
>>29034513GuraLulu31
>>29034550"Based."What tier sub do you recommend for Mori, Deadbeats? Looking to get the most bang for my buck.
>>29034724>he doesn't know
>>29034724we all get old anon. but we dont get less horny.
>>29034724imagine thinking people under 30 have monopoly on simping and shitposting
>>29034075I would like to hear she singing this somedayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCOsFQYXUh4
>>29034729It furthers my narrative that Gura and Ame are the same person
>>29034550So thats how she gets herself the asian manlet of her dreams
>>29034704What would going on a date with Calli be like? I'm 29 and I never been on one.
>>29034657Happy birthday haaton friend
>>29034760You're god damn right it does. I am doing my nihongo reps for her
>>29034513KiaraPolka31
>>29034766she has both a younger and older bro
>>29034513MoriRoboco43
When are we gonna get idol-like songs by the HoloENs like the curry song or the blonde squad christmas song?
Uhh, what the fuck happened to the internet for you guys??? I've been browsing the internet and youtube for like the past 2 hours, nothing was broken at all. I come back and apparently everything went down?
>>29034657Happy birthday anon, I have no mori's but here's a cute gura for you.CutestGura.jpg
>>29034766She has two brothers.
>>29034687It's okay, I doubt she does either.
Is the Amesame collab still up or was it rescheduled too?
>>29034752While this is true, she still made the call way to early honestly.
>>29034752She should just do it!
>>29034513AmePeko18
>>29034724Don't forget!
>>29034724This place is entertaining
>>29034735dont rub it in hitomi
>>29034513>favorite oshiRetardAlso>Ame/Ina>Peko>27
> >>>>> >>>>> >>>'> >>>> >>>>>>>->>>>>
>>29034724Time goes fast, also, no place better to discuss my oshi.
>>29034724>This child thinks he can talk back to his elders
>>29034636https://github.com/abayochocoball/hollow_memories/blob/master/archiving_livestreams.md#recording-regular-streams
>>29034550>not even subscribed to Mori>home pageThey know.
Surveyhours
>>29034817wait for Ame.
>>29034513MoriSuisei21
>>29034636none of those, might as well record your monitor with your phone
>>29034657誕生日おめでとう!
>>29034462Wth... Internet2 died then?
>>29034805never ever
>>29034805Mori and Kiara leaked that they're working on a song together.
>>29034762Anon please... your timezone reps
>>29034075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnAWW6Zy1I8 Imagine
>>29034805I think that's what kiara and mori are working on, thus the day offs and secret meetings.
>>29034807Outages of various things in various parts of the world
after a few days i am finally allowed back on 4chan. Yay!
>>29034832>>>>>
>>29034724Repent zoomer
>Sugoiboard>Can't sugoiI-Image...
>>29034550>date stream>her only dating experience has been with KiaraThis is going to be interesting to say the least
>>29034832>>> >>>?
>>29034724It'll happen to you.
>>29034778Orange and red are the colors of friends, peace and cultural exchange.Purple is the color of dad jokes. Blue is the color of loneliness.Yellow is the color of illicit relations with four legged mammals.
>>29034513GuraHaachama31
>>29034513AmeliaChubaru26
>>29034513GuraMio 20
What the fuck, has Lamy been streaming all this time? How?
>>29034547No.Ame had my mum
>>29034791i got less horny
>>29034714kek, good one Mori
>>29034752That's why you wait before postponing it, like everyone else did. But doing it his way lets her stealth cancel one of her streams so it makes sense.Why the fuck is my oshi so good at slacking off... Shouldn't lazy people be boring talentless fucks like me?
>mori doing a date streamDo these girls understand how shameless they're being?
>>29034897I want to get less horny. Show me the way.
>>29034513MoriPolka22
Just woke after nap to this terrible news... Is at least Club house collab still happening ?
>>29034550give me that domekano experience
>>29034912Everyone except Mori does
>>29034875Hey don't say that. She may have held a boys hand in grade school
>>29034865Sounds like the cloud host fucked up (Probably google's own cloud service, or cloudflare). I don't know why retards think the illuminati is after them
>>29034513AmeOkayu25
>>29034921anon...
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>29034893Salarymen do not yield, not for downtime nor death, and neither does their patron saint.
>>29034805Mori and Kiara are doing a song together, but it seems like they are doing it of their own accord, not a Cover sponsorship thing. Also, let not forget that apparently the girls have to pay for their own Covers.
>>29034893Brute cabaret force
>>29034921>Is at least Club house collab still happening ?nobody knows yet
>>29034724They've been here before you were born.
>>29034912People will literally suck dick these days. Can't be any more shameless than that.
>>29034696>>29034706>>29034751>>29034755>>29034763>>29034798>>29034810>>29034847thanks bros. it's been a shitty day until now :}
>>29034921Yes
I went to get snacks and a drink for Gura and now she's goneEven parasocial virtual girls are standing me up
>>29034789Tier 1 if she's not your oshi. T2 is small chat zatsudan, T3 is about the same size, but shes distracted by whatever shes working on.
>>29034724You'll still be here too.
>>29034550she just wants more sexy teacher art, and so does everyone else. Godspeed Mori
>>29034893The issues only seemed to be affecting certain countries. Japan and apparently South Africa were fine.
I can't believe Amelia is losing to Mori in the GFE department...
>>29034921should be, Ame didn't say anything and she's hosting
>>29034921....
>>29034938You are joking right?
>>29034921No update yet but if youtube stays normal for another two hours or so I think they'll stay the course but if another outage kicks in they'll probably delay
>>29034930teachers shouldnt do that with their students
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqchJr3lRlkDidn't realize Korone is this good at eigo. She's way ahead of 90% of other holos.
>>29034513GuraWatame22
Fuck you Gura
>>290348724chan day Fourth on?
So i got banned from 4chan a few days ago. Anyone wanna guess why? Winner gets a (you)
>>29034657Happy Birthday Gosling
>>29034958SEAnig here, work fine
Does Mori fuck on the first date?
>>29034513>Amelia>Kanata>27
>>29033425Kiara2003, original Goon immigrant2020, thought this place was just 2hu faggotry till this summer.
>>29034351Not a chance, gura is pretty lazy. Any chance to skip out she takes. She didn't even wait till the stream was supposed to start before deciding to delay. Feel lucky if it even happens tomorrow.
>>29034916Are you a fan of OmaMori by any chance?
>>29034977Being a doxfag
Is the Ina minecraft stream worth watching the vod for?
>>29034964maybe tee hee tee hee
>>29034977You didn't take your meds?
>>29033425Amelia20122013
>>29034657happy birthday deadbeat
>>29034848>/hlgg/fag uploads video of Gura's stream recorded with his phone>Halfway through a song you hear "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURA'S CUNNY"
>>29034513GuraFubuki36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIKNLoJX4IMORI GFE AAAAA
>>29034930>>29034912This date stream is going to be hilariousThe most experience she has dating has been with another chickShe's only going to create more femgoslings with her latent lesbian energy
>>29034921HopefullyUnless Youtube gets nuked from orbit
>>29034990nope i didn't dox anyone
>>29034992Mori please have mercy
>5k people still waiting for the Gura concertI feel for this shrimps.
>>29034797cringekino>you take her to a nice italian restaurant>she orders spaghetti>looks you straight in the eye>holds up the plate>"palms sweaty">the plate starts to tip>"knees weak">you plead with her silently not to do it>"arms are heavy">you try to leave, but its too late>"mom's spaghetti">there's spaghetti everywhere>she opens up your wallet and takes out a $100 bill>"YO MAN BIG UPS FOR THE HUGE AKASUPA">"OH I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE FROM THE RUSSIAN TUNDRAS SORRY MY DUDE GOTTA GO">she runs out the door, faster than you've ever seen anyone move before
>>29034974No fuck you
>>29034977Reporting dox
>>29034972Any streamer singing this is hilariously ironic
>>29034958Youtube outage was trending on JP twitter for a bit
>>29034513AmeMoona because I don't watch the nips23
>>29035006Jokes on you you just gave me a (you)
>>29034987Ame2009September 2020
>>29034977being the greatest faggot of them all
>>29034988Why did HER even become hololive or a vtuber in the first place if she doesn't like streaming?
>>29033425Gura2009During HoloEN debut
>>29034984Given the interaction with Kiara, no...
>>29032691I can't believe I set an alarm and woke up for thisyoutube works right nowCOME ON
>>29034951WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK?
Don't know why Gura postponed the karaoke for tomorrow, she could have waited to see if the outage is going to be fixed.
>>29034984only if you're willing to take her 5ft scythe to the hilt
>>29034977(You)
>>29034853Source?
>>29034977Being a naive rrat?
>>29034724why the fuck are YOU here?
>>29034977uncensored porn?
>>29034977reporting doxxfagottry
>>29034984That would require a jap willing to date an autist like her. So basically we don't know
>>29034513KiaraPolka41
>>29034977You're an underage faggot.
>>29035000I'm 29 years old and I never been on a date, what's it like?
>>29034977You dared the jannies to do it?
>>29034994depends on what kind of meds you mean
What a lazy bitch why didn't she fucking start it now!
>>29034972She at least sound better than Haachama which doesn't make any sense.
>>29035001Typical Mori date conversation>Yea, I'll animate your MV for $20 in a week>No no, please don't leave, I'll give you full writing credit>I really really really love you, I left my home country with my only my wallet, please love me back
>>29034972https://files.catbox.moe/py8894.mp4https://streamable.com/dfcctt
>>29034984If she does, I'm watching the shit out of that stream
Is youtube still shit?
>>29035035[Belching Intensifies]
>>29035014PERDI FILHO DA PUTA
Sharkmeido, a gura pic, onegai
>>29034991Why is that even a question? Also yes for the chills
Your boy is taking you out on a date the day before she Gigcucks you
>>29034789Honestly Mori's membership is not the best, she hasn't posted anything in community tab other than the membership intro and early schedules so far, so you really only get the streams.Tier 1 is just one talking stream a month and doesn't feel that great, if you can go for tier 2 and 3 to get the other streams you'd probably enjoy it more.My only other membership is Polka and it's not even comparable how much better that one is, she really opens herself up to the members and does tons of stuff.
>>29034881Based.
>>29035014I think I'm in love
>>29034977Gave a (You) to a doxxfag.
Which Polka asmr has the kissing?
OK back to sleep, alarm set up to 4:50AM, please youtube kun let me have at least 1 stream
JUST SAW THE ANNOUNCEMENT THE ONE TIME ITS DELAYED I HAVE TO PRESENT FOR A COMPANY MEETING TOMORROW FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK I HOPE IT STAYS DOWN TOMORROW TOO
>>29034972Watch her Mario stream. She sounds like a fucking american occasionally. I'm glad she got a tutor for her reps
>>29035046Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! I posted Mori futa porn
>>29034977Reporting while the wrong meido was online
>>29034797>>29035051are you guys the same person or what
>youtube down>gura delays>youtube back upUhh narative bros?
>>29035064Always has been
Gura is a lazy bitch!
>>29035051Either incredibly boring or purely amazing.There's no middle term.
>>29034972You can learn songs in a different language by rote and it's not an indication of understanding even a little bit
>>29035086post it again faggot
>>29035036she was probably worried about jewtube going down again and interrupting itshe was looking forward to it as much as we were
>>29034959Anon, she always was.
>>29034513>favorite oshi>more than one oshingmiGuraWatame23
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIKNLoJX4I>almost on korone's hoursWill she be mad if I left at the middle of the date if the dog appears?
>>29035051watch the movie Shame (2011)
>>29034804>RobocoWait, what? There are people that like Roboco?
>>29034513InaPolka23
>>29035094Gura DDOS'd to avoid doing Minecraft tomorrow
>>29034977For being an attention whore and a nigger?
>>29034972I'm sure that's not truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge-AhPa25hc
Goorah.... wake up...youtube is back.. get outta bed...
>>29035094It was all part of Coco's master plan
>>29035086based
>>29034984Yes, she wil have sex with chat during the stream
>>29035086see >>29035099
>>29033227>>29033384I would like to apologize for nothing.
>>29035036ThisWhat the fuck, she still had like an hour and half
>>29035084It's already back up
>>29035096>>29035094
Jewtube works again, Gura please stream...
>>29034550God I fucking love Mori so much holy shit
>>29035107If you choose the dog over the girl....you're based but still gonna get your butt kicked
YouTube back up yet that shitty brat fucking postponed her stream a FUCKING DAY!
GURA PLEASE STREAM
>>29034724>Why the fuck you are here?I don't know peko
>>29035124You bitch. Gura ended up postponning it anyhowYou should half apologize
>>29035066achei o trava zap infiltrado
>>29035041End of Mori's Yakuza stream.
>>29035036It's hard to even be sure whether or not the outage is fixed even when it looks like it is. Some people still can't access videos/streams. It's also hard to tell if it's going to remain stable. There's nothing wrong with delaying it until tomorrow. Have some patience.
>>29034959depends, you want an autistic Gf?
Gentlemen, I like cunny
>>29034989honestly, its not a ship that i ever considered.
>>29035115I take that back, I've read your reply, you're alright
>>29034657Happy birthday anon!you have the same birthday as me
>>29035096Gura is a lazy bottom!
>>29035123>>29035099nah don't want to get banned again. The artist was JADF btw
>>29034513> Ame> Polka> 29
>>29035036She said she wants everyone to be able to see it
>>29034984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN6WW0jOel8
>>29034550Please tell me we're getting the good ending this time...
>>29035086based futachad
>>29035151Kiara didn't drop by to fuck? Chimkin...
The bitch disabled the live chat.OH NO NO NO!
>>29035060Is there a version without the backing edit on lets fighting love?
Is Clubhouse 51 still going or do I just go back to bed, then?
I guess now I should start draw streaming
>chat disabled in Karaoke waiting roomGura no!
ame already did a date stream why are you fags freaking out?
why is existence pain
>>29035178No reason for it to not happenIt's not like they can't cancel if for some reason YouTube shits the bed
>>29034513>kiara>PORUKA>22
>>29034550So what would happen if she says she liked the date and wants another one deadbeats?
>>29034984Normally yes but she doesn't have a 3D this time
>>29035176They're probably bugging Gura to do the Karaoke
>>29032700The fuck is going on?
Ill be OK if Gura just pushes the karaoke to tomorrow, but if she cans the collab in 2 hours for no good reason as well I will be pretty miffed
>>29034912It's just a stream, bro.
>>29035178Its still happening as far as we know
>>29035172w-what?
>>29034513>HAACHAMA>HAACHAMA>HAACHAMA
>>29035028Hey I thought I liked making video games until partway through classes.
Wow i sure like a lazy bitch who can't be fucked to take something off of hold
I really like kaichou's thumbnail
>>29035188It's public, it's also an English lesson and her only experience dating has been with Chicken. It's a recipe for cringekino
>>29035176>>29035185it been disabled for awhile now
KILL THIS THREAD ONEGAI
>>29035188it's their turn with their oshi anon, give em a break
https://streamable.com/2xtgyqWhy does Gura frustrate a lot of people?
>>29034513LunaLuna0
>>29034417>He thinks the collab will happen
>>29035213Haachama? Haachama Haachama Haachama Haachama, Haachama Haachama!
>>29035028it keeps the loneliness away
I love Ina.
>>29035210It's best if you don't know anon
>>29034724Why the fuck are YOU here, underage b&?
>>29035213H-Haachama? Is that you!?
i love gura
>>29034797>What would going on a date with Calli be like?Who?
konpekokonpekokonpeko!
>>29034550Hmm, mixed feelings, honestly.
>>29035086I remember (You)Post it again fag
I love you Gura!!
>>29035219>her only experience dating has been with Chicken.DU YU
>>29035162>jadf>not posting the dolphin oneits like you dont even want to have fun with your meme bans
>>29035155Both are autistic as fuck, but ame has brain damage and mori isn't aware of her autism