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Anonymous Tue Nov 3 20:12:10 2020 No.28688516 [Reply] [Original]

I LOVE my cute girlfriend Hatate! She is definitely the best Touhou GF you could possibly get! Some people dislike the fact that she would kill you and herself if you ever talked to another girl, but to me that is a positive! I mean, first of all, she would hold herself up the same standard! Hatate would never cheat on you, because she is obsessed with you and loves you so much! And ONLY you!

Second of all, you would never even WANT to talk to another girl, because your cute Hatate GF is so beautiful and perfect! She cares about you so much that she gets worried if you don't text her back after 20 seconds in the middle of the night! She is a great cook, and would love making you meals, or cute tasty treats, and staring at you while you eat! She loves the idea of her own meals melting in your cute belly and turning into nourishment, or cute fluffy chub on your belly and thighs! She would also love resting her head on your belly while you digest it! If you ever went to a restaurant and it turned out your meal was cooked by a girl, she would slit that bitch's throat!

Hatate loves having cute lovey-dovey sex with you, and would do whatever you want! She would cater to your every fetish! Even if it's something weird like smelling her stinky feet, though she'd also want to smell yours as well! Cute emotional sex is Hatate's favorite kind, and she would even tear up during it! It would also be really fun to take Hatate out in public, and she everyone's reactions at her very loud and visible displays of public affection!

Sorry if this post is kinda long and flamboyant; I could just talk about Hatate all day! I love love love love love love LOOOOOOVE my cute 'n' crazy girlfriend Hatate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 20:14:59 2020 No.28688579 Okay, but why do you hate kikes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 20:19:47 2020 No.28688703 Maybe I'll write down my strange fantasies on /jp/ as well, one of these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 20:27:39 2020 No.28688924 File: 37 KB, 512x379, linus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There must be something wrong with him, Linus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 20:32:29 2020 No.28689059 Hatate is a slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 20:34:37 2020 No.28689115 >>28689059 your mum's a slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 21:37:52 2020 No.28690658 File: 149 KB, 1024x768, 1520120114598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Open up anon, I brought you dinner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 02:01:25 2020 No.28695831 >>28688516 no more party in popeyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 02:02:24 2020 No.28695847 >>28689059 Shut up Sanae

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 02:03:41 2020 No.28695876 >>28688703 I almost told you how it's done. Good luck dude. That's something you learn on your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 02:31:43 2020 No.28696513 It's been years since we had such a quality thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 07:54:47 2020 No.28702829 >>28688516 >she gets worried if you don't text her back after 20 seconds in the middle of the night I don't want Hatate breaking into my house because she texted me and I didn't wake up, which made her assume I was dying or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 08:31:27 2020 No.28704228 >>28702829 Why would she be breaking into your house? You don't invite her to your bed?

Anonymous Wed Nov 4 08:42:30 2020 No.28704613

>>28688516
>she gets worried if you don't text her back after 20 seconds in the middle of the night!
I remember it now.
I was in that thread. This isn't pasta but it reads like one. Either way, good on you dude. I hope the two of you are happily married in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 12:24:40 2020 No.28712180 File: 521 KB, 850x1066, 1602096280228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh no hatate-chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 12:38:15 2020 No.28712498 yes

Anonymous Wed Nov 4 16:54:31 2020 No.28718337

>>28688516 (OP)
>she gets worried if you don't text her back after 20 seconds in the middle of the night
I fucking had this happen to me last week. this weird girl kept texting met at 5 am and 6 am telling me she had something important to tell me. I wake up 3 hours later to ask her what happened and then she never messages me again. What the fuck happened?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 17:23:34 2020 No.28719229 >>28718337 shes not hot so it doesnt count. it wasnt REAL yandere

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 17:24:42 2020 No.28719270 >>28719229 Good. I just want to game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 19:23:30 2020 No.28722958 >>28688516 She'd better drain my greasy balls dry every day. I'm super horny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 6 10:16:21 2020 No.28790749 >>28712498 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 11:29:44 2020 No.28836570 >>28722958 You think that's a good thing, but it really isn't. The risks aren't worth the result.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 7 11:40:33 2020 No.28836968 File: 1.09 MB, 800x800, 1591643853775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28688516 Hatae has no friends! She's a loser! She deserves to be bullied!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 8 16:54:24 2020 No.28893403 >>28836968 Well, it's a good thing Hatate has friends. I've never heard of this Hatae girl before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 8 17:05:44 2020 No.28893621 File: 6 KB, 1024x1024, source.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28688516 cute skirt

>>	Hata !pIuSCPV4uw Sun Nov 8 17:35:37 2020 No.28894327 This is the best thread Hatabros. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 8 18:41:10 2020 No.28895908 File: 457 KB, 750x1000, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_isaki_gomi__a4f914945f62b3b4da14a4a538e6a93e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28894327 Acknowledged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 21:22:16 2020 No.28951650 >>28893621 I think your image is missing dude.

Anonymous Tue Nov 10 15:54:37 2020 No.28986184
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>>28688703
It's really fun!

>>28690658
I would open up and let Hatate feed me! With a spoon! Making airplane noises like I'm her precious little baby boy that she can also fuck!

>>28702829
But that just means she cares about you!

>>28704613
>>28894327
Thank you! And I would DEFINITELY marry Hatate and make her my cute wife! And she loves me so much, that she would be obsessed with me every day of our marriage! Though I have to say the most fun part of a relationship with Hatate would be the very first time you ask her for sex!

Hatate would be DYING for cute sex with her boyfriend all the time, but despite being openly obsessed with you, she'd be a bit shy in bringing it up! I would have so much fun asking Hatate for sex -- there are so many scenarios I can envision! Perhaps Hatate would help me out with something, and I'd tell her that I'll give her a big reward! Her heart would be going dokidokidoki as she tries to guess what the reward would be, and I would have a huge, smug grin the entire time! When I finally tell her, I would start with a whisper, then yell a very loud "SEX!", and she would nearly fall over! She would be hyperventilating and crying from the shock, and she would ask if I really mean it, and I would assure Hatate that we would indeed have cute fluffy intimate sex that evening! Hatate would be crying tears of joy, and later that day we would both lose our virginities! Affectionate wholesome handholding sex with Hatate as she cries tears of joy and love!

I love my cute obsessed loving yandere girlfriend Hatate! I also love her cute smelly feet! I love Hatate!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 15:55:54 2020 No.28986209 File: 236 KB, 625x700, Petting my cute Hatate!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28836968 Also, could you please delete this! It's very mean and nasty, and I hate seeing my cute yandere girlfriend Hatate abused! I would NEVER abuse her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 18:30:42 2020 No.28990116 >>28688516 Were you drunk when you wrote this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 18:51:20 2020 No.28990640 op is a really great guy and i wish him all the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 19:23:08 2020 No.28991494 File: 179 KB, 800x1063, Hatate needs a hug! (She also has thick thighs!).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28990116 Drunk on love! Or the cute smell of Hatate's cute feet! >>28990640 Thank you anon!

Anonymous Tue Nov 10 21:44:01 2020 No.28996490
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>>28986184
>I would open up and let Hatate feed me! With a spoon! Making airplane noises like I'm her precious little baby boy that she can also fuck!
God I wish I had a cute 2hu gf to take control over my life.

Anonymous Tue Nov 10 21:59:20 2020 No.28997097

>>28986184
This brings up an interesting question.
So say you marry Hatate, right? And then you have sexual sex with Hatate, right? And then you impregnate Hatate, right? And then she lays an egg, right? An out of the egg pops out a little tengu girl and you and her can call her own, right?

In trying to be a responsible father, you end up giving too much attention to your daughter and not enough to Hatate. What would she do then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 22:32:13 2020 No.28998197 File: 249 KB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Gou - 04 (1080p) [7C0E7381].mkv_snapshot_13.57_[2020.11.10_19.31.51].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28690658 >let her in >see this

Anonymous Tue Nov 10 23:16:01 2020 No.28999812
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>>28997097
Hatate may be my cute psychotic yandere wife, but she still has reason! She knows I would have no romantic interest in our daughter! She would love and raise her as well! Hatate would be a great mommy! Sucking on Hatate's cute milky breasts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 16:39:54 2020 No.29025966 benis

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 18:30:05 2020 No.29030155 File: 333 KB, 600x818, Hatate sees her boyfriend!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29025966 Hatate wants to suck mine!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 11 22:44:43 2020 No.29038148 File: 91 KB, 800x960, 1532064404904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Hatate ever get jealous of Aya's assets?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 12 11:52:58 2020 No.29068768 >>29038148 I wouldn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 13 11:14:34 2020 No.29116652 >>28712180 Brutal. Not only did she slash her arms, but she did her neck as well.

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:54:27 2020 No.29137178
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>>29116652
Th-That is NOT a real image! Ever since she met me, Hatate does not cut! She loves me too much to do that!

She will, however, occasionally pretend to! But she only does it when she wants me to give her a nice warm long snuggly cuddle session!

Cuddling with a cute cuddly Hatate!

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 18:57:03 2020 No.29137344
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Also, playfully teasing Hatate about her cute fluffy belly and thigh chub, and making her hot and bothered and flustered and tingly!

I love Hatate's cute slightly chubby tummy!

Anonymous Fri Nov 13 19:53:54 2020 No.29140060
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Another fun thing to tease Hatate about is her extremely smelly feet! She is very self-conscious about them, so some playful bullying would make her turn bright red! And then she'd stick them in my face as revenge, which would give me a huge erection! Hatate would call me a pervert and rub her feet on my dick, causing me to cum a humongous, pleasurable load! Hatate would think both my cum and the face I make when I blow would be adorable!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 00:13:47 2020 No.29151125 File: 565 KB, 1488x2105, f244e69d2bbede48f5f6871e44b7a98c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] psychopath

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 04:41:15 2020 No.29160169 File: 194 KB, 1500x1437, 44041308_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 14 18:21:34 2020 No.29187639 File: 234 KB, 750x900, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Nov 14 21:42:46 2020 No.29194364
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>>29160169
One of my most favorite feets pics of all times! They're extremely cute, and she knows you love them and is teasing you with her cute smelly feets! The toenails are great too, and her cute buttcrack and back are a nice bonus!

I LOVE my girlfriend Hatate's feet! And she loves how much I love them! She enjoys giving me her socks to smell!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 15 15:36:13 2020 No.29234055 File: 297 KB, 911x568, hata walbutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 04:10:26 2020 No.29261521 File: 1.26 MB, 838x1350, 1576548275478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29137344 she's fat haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 04:37:28 2020 No.29262313 >>29234055 unzips penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 07:51:12 2020 No.29268251 so is she a yandere?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 10:09:44 2020 No.29273013 File: 931 KB, 1200x1356, rare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 10:26:41 2020 No.29273707 File: 253 KB, 860x1214, 1439415903713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29234055 Playfully slapping and pinching Hatate's cute butt and thighs! >>29261521 In the cute fluffy way!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 12:15:07 2020 No.29278895 File: 384 KB, 820x1100, Hata-tan.full.981854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder what's in that Onigiri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 16 19:01:38 2020 No.29291706 File: 1.74 MB, 1409x2023, Armpit rice!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29278895 She used her special ingredient!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 17 14:28:29 2020 No.29328934 weird people...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 09:37:41 2020 No.29370951 File: 154 KB, 701x900, Hatate is ready for cute sex!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29328934 My girlfriend Hatate is a very weird girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 09:46:56 2020 No.29371346 File: 137 KB, 600x847, 1553434180215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29370951 >cute sex What exactly would that be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 14:23:59 2020 No.29380934 >>29371346 You have cute sex, when both of you are clumsy, kinda shy/embarrassed, let out cute and not loud moans, look each other in the eyes, hold hands, kiss a lot and repeat how much you love each other!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 14:38:38 2020 No.29381280 >>29380934 Honestly, that sounds about ideal. I hope you find what you are looking for one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 18 14:41:23 2020 No.29381340 File: 153 KB, 700x622, 1508882839322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29380934 Based on that, Hatate somehow feels like one of the perfect 2hus for cute sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 19 02:04:24 2020 No.29407733 File: 256 KB, 850x1511, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Nov 19 16:11:34 2020 No.29432929
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>>29371346
The anons below you covered it well! But in general, it's just cutsey, lovey-dovey, happy, wholesome lovesex!

Holding hands with Hatate during sex! Hatate's cute moans of pleasure! Hatate pressing her body as close to yours as she can and embracing and cuddling you! Hatate tearing up from the emotional cutesex!

Cute wholesome lovesex with my cute wholesome girlfriend Hatate! I love Hatate!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 14:16:34 2020 No.29476299 >>29381280 I wish I could experience it with by beloved Sakuya. I love her so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 18:48:51 2020 No.29484978 >>28688516 Question. Why the fuck do people wear your clothes. They aren't even theirs. I'm only mentioning it because it's something close to what Hatate would do in just about any scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 20 19:16:34 2020 No.29485895 File: 87 KB, 831x900, Poor, flustered Hatate's about to be completely topless...!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29484978 Because it's cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 10:41:57 2020 No.29529857 File: 136 KB, 850x1190, __himekaidou_hatate_and_hata_tan_touhou_drawn_by_rui_hershe__sample-1393237713a5a2b10cacddfd623ccfa2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hata-Tan~

Anonymous Sat Nov 21 13:58:23 2020 No.29536217
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>>29485895
Maybe it's the angle, but that bra looks like a cup size or so too large for her. Wearing an ill fitting bra wont make her chest look any bigger and she'll only feel uncomfortable wearing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 15:16:43 2020 No.29538783 >>29038148 i want to fertilize both their eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 16:44:42 2020 No.29541406 I want to marry Hatate and watch my childhood bully fertilize her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 21 16:54:19 2020 No.29541748 >>29038148 Aya is going to envy how Hatate got a husband before she did even more

Anonymous Sat Nov 21 17:08:06 2020 No.29542202
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>>29536217
Maybe that's why she's taking it off!

Though she does look quite embarrassed! I bet Hatate is on the modest side; it would be so cute seeing Hatate topless in front of me, with her face burning red from embarrassment! I would playfully tease her about it, which would make her even more flustered and her nipples even harder! But since girls like being teased so much, it would turn her on as well! Hatate would be bright red with horny flusterment, and she would be soaking wet and making the room stuffy and smelly from the smell of her burning crotch! Which would make me tease her even more! Cute!

I love teasing my cute girlfriend Hatate!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 14:53:52 2020 No.29584546 >>29485895 No, it's infuriating! Don't wear someone else's clothes!

Anonymous Sun Nov 22 16:04:00 2020 No.29586844
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>>29584546
It is NOT infuriating! It is extremely cute! Imagine giving Hatate the cute fluffy sex that she has always wanted! The emotional love that she has always craved, making her feel safe and loved, and so amazing that she tears up!

Then, the next morning, you wake up to a super happy Hatate that is wearing nothing but your shirt, and she made you breakfast! After you eat, you start teasing Hatate that you can see her butt poking out under your shirt, making her embarrassed which leads to teasing, cuddling and a cute morning blowjob! It would be EXTREMELY cute!

And of course, Hatate is extremely clingy and weird! So she'd also probably do something like wear your socks as well! She would probably love the smell of her loving boyfriend!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 20:16:12 2020 No.29596619 >>29586844 Be sure to give her lots of babies so you dying from old age doesn't hurt as bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 20:18:01 2020 No.29596692 >>29596619 That's why you extend your own lifespan

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:47:02 2020 No.29604725 >>29596692 Give her even more babies then

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 00:48:28 2020 No.29606843 >>29604725 Are you prepared to take that level of responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 09:12:19 2020 No.29621851 >>29596692 how do you do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 09:40:41 2020 No.29622675 >>29586844 give me a sign if hatate is watching you type this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 10:19:51 2020 No.29623852 >>29621851 Taoism, magic, becoming a youkai ala fortune teller (easiest though you’ll have to lay low so reimu doesn’t catch you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:14:49 2020 No.29646515 >>29623852 >youkai No way out huh. Ask Eirin or one of the other hourai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 11:08:06 2020 No.29666365 File: 109 KB, 482x700, M-My girlfriend Hatate, tempting me in her swimsuit...!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29622675 Hatate is ALWAYS watching me! She loves me that much!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 06:22:54 2020 No.29704498 >>29666365 You might want to get that situated dude. That doesn't sound healthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 13:23:22 2020 No.29716306 File: 902 KB, 1000x1000, hatapron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow's bath is a Japanese saying for quick bath, in and out, kind of sloppily.

Anonymous Wed Nov 25 16:47:58 2020 No.29721892
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>>29716306
How could one support Hatate or any Touhou in general by living in Gensokyo and working? What sort of employment would be available in a tengu society for example?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:21:57 2020 No.29736599 >>29721892 Unfortunately you wouldn't be able to support any of them really, you'd be the dependent in Gensokyo. which is why I prefer to fantasize about touhous coming to my world rather than me going to theirs

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:49:57 2020 No.29737507 >>29721892 certified public accountant

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 02:39:20 2020 No.29743645 File: 74 KB, 246x246, 152451889612904679.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29736599 Thanks anon, now my dream of going to Gensokyo, marrying Hina, having a dozen or so kids with her and working to support my family has been crushed.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:16:35 2020 No.29766833
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Hatate making me a HUGE Thanksgiving dinner feast! Turkey, butterbeans, corn, stuffing, cranberry sauce and of course pumpkin pie all melting inside my belly while Hatate rests her head on me and listens to it digest! Hatate getting a little hot and bothered while she envisions her work; all the food she made getting stored as cute fluffy chub on my belly, butt and thighs! And of course, I'll imagine the same with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:34:58 2020 No.29767413 >>29766833 Damn anon, you just get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 06:40:11 2020 No.29808674 >>29766833 nice dude. be sure to move around or else you'll gain weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:16:50 2020 No.29809718 >>29766833 Anon, that picture isn't chubby at all. She has an hourglass shape and everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:11:48 2020 No.29828672 >>29809718 you can SEE the excess fat she's clearly overweight and needs to put down the fork

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 15:38:43 2020 No.29829362
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>>29809718
I'm sorry anon, but Hatate pictured there is a morbidly obese porky oinker! But I love that! I would love to playfully tease her cute chub while cuddling her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:04:51 2020 No.29834913 File: 898 KB, 1012x1476, 1579826654223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29829362 wouldn't it be funny if your cute girlfriend Hatate sat her fat butt on your face haha? only as a joke of course

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:43:18 2020 No.29838253
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>>29834913
It would be extremely cute if Hatate sat on my face smugly, and I got to feel the pressure of her soft buttcheeks on my face! While also feeling and smelling the warmth of her stuffy sweaty butt, and thighs -- and also her crotch, which would be a bit steamier than usual! It would also be cute if Hatate was pretending to be dominate, but kept breaking character by giggling or asking if I was okay being smothered by her big fat cute butt!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:27:39 2020 No.29843798 >>29838253 rather than merely lewding her, why not put a baby in her instead? Hatate would look cute pregnant

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 21:36:28 2020 No.29844225 >>29843798 Lots of commitment

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:35:29 2020 No.29848884 >>29844225 not much different from a human bride, so its definitely worth it Youkai wives are incredibly loyal and bear superhumanly strong children, no mortal woman could ever compete with that your babies belong in her belly

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 14:47:38 2020 No.29872566 File: 995 KB, 810x810, a347a913ed6509e55fc6cf73916a7f38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29809718 >She has an hourglass shape and everything. According to who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 15:22:34 2020 No.29920500 I want Hatate to abuse me emotionally and physically! Just to show how much she really loves me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 06:25:13 2020 No.29956267 >>29920500 That's not love dude. That's not a healthy relationship either.

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 18:55:39 2020 No.29981897
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>>29920500
I don't think my Hatate could ever do that! Maybe playfully, but she would never be mean to me as long as I was loyal to her!

Hatate teasing me with her smelly feet and armpits! Hatate think it's so cute that I get turned on by that! Hatate getting jealous that I won't let her smell MY feet and armpits! Hatate going through my dirty laundry and snatching a pair of my socks that she can smell and hug whenever she wants!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 19:06:47 2020 No.29982324 >>29766833 Her hat has its own hat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 14:33:24 2020 No.30035207 >>29328934 you're weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 02:05:00 2020 No.30058720 File: 1.42 MB, 1199x847, c57dc25898f9fa01662abcc160c2986e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hatate stalking you on a snowy night when

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 23:05:00 2020 No.30098247 Looks Aya > Hatate Credibility of work Aya < Hatate

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 19:57:39 2020 No.30138816 that's gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 03:43:15 2020 No.30155068 >>29743645 >Hina you love challenges don't you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 03:48:48 2020 No.30155221 File: 225 KB, 1110x1553, __kagiyama_hina_touhou_drawn_by_moyai_eestar_guntou__202a94ce6ebb31eaebd9baf4c5f6dd46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30155068 I love Hina, if that's what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 13:34:28 2020 No.30188200 >>29981897 God bless you, anon! I admire your dedication to your obsessed, cute wife! Make sure to have lots of lovey-dovey, babymaking sex, ok?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 19:33:54 2020 No.30200235 >>30155221 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 19:38:32 2020 No.30200469 File: 349 KB, 700x700, 4a2f4aaab0b6567a65fe33fe7ebe0693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Dec 4 21:07:04 2020 No.30205437
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>>30188200
Thank you very much! And I will definitely have lots of cute horny lovey-dovey hand-holdy fluffy lovesex with my cute wife Hatate!

>>30200469
Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 19:35:27 2020 No.30259281 >>28688516 I'm a little worried about you anon, seems like both you and your wife are quite obsessive. It's not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:04:29 2020 No.30262779 File: 265 KB, 627x885, Hatate fell asleep!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>30259281 We can't help it! We just LOVE each other SOOOOOO much! Snuggling with my cute wife Hatate!

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