/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She has the body of a 10 year old girl, so yeah.

Not that it matters. Little girls are sexy in 2D.

Shut up and fap.

The real problem is that her mental age is also less than ten. When it comes down to it, physical appearance doesn't matter much, just emotional development.

Who cares if it's right or wrong, just fap to what you want. It's not like it will bother anybody else.

>>2901636
Apparently people care enough to prosecute those who are caught fapping to loli.

Flan is a good girl.

Also, shy mode or horny mode? You decide.

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>>2901673
It's their fault for masturbating in public.

She's 495 years old, so it's a-okay.

>>2901673
>Apparently people care enough to prosecute those who are caught fapping to loli.

Do they read your minds when you fap or something?

Quite delicious.

I want her to be my waifu and imouto at the same time.

>>2901738
You may only choose one relationship.

There is, however, the imouto -> waifu course, where you may indulge in both sides of the world for ample amounts of time.

is it wrong if i dream about fucking her?

>>2901704
501

>>2901752
Of course not.

No, it would however make you a person with shit taste.

>>2901752
Not at all, she's well above 18 after all.

>>2901767
Sup Eienteifag.

Flandre sitting on your lap like this, the gentle rays of the slowly setting sun lighting up the side of her face, the flowers in her hair, the way she radiates warmth, the smell of her so close to you. It's all too much.

Something snaps inside your head. The floodgate has fallen.

"I mean ... I mean I'm already at my limit Flan." You say.
She cocks her head at you frowning.
"Wanna do it?" You ask.
"Do what?" She looks so innocent.
You take her face in your hands and lean towards her. Her cheeks are so soft, her eyes so bewildered as you bring your lips to hers.
You kiss her once, gently, only a fleeting brush. But it's enough to let her know your intentions.
"Oh." She looks down, blushing. "That."
She doesn't move but neither does she push your hands away from her face.

You move one hand, stroking the line of her cheekbone, then down her exposed neck. She closes her eyes and sighs. Her skin is so unspeakably soft. You bring your hand further down, stroking her collarbone with your thumb.
"Ah ... be ..."
"What is it?" You ask, slipping your other hand around her waist, pulling her towards you and savoring the feeling of her hip against the palm of your hand as you slip it through the waistband of her skirt.
She yelps.
"I! Ah!"
"It's okay Flan." You whisper quietly. It really is okay, she's not just some plaything to be used and thrown away. She's Flandre Scarlet, the most perfect being you've ever laid eyes on.
"N-no." She's bright red. "I d-don't, I mean I-I haven't done anything like this before, please, b-be gentle with me."

Anything for you Flandre, anything.

>>2901767
You take that back.

>>2901768
Also insane. ie: Not deemed capable of making a decision, so still illegal. But does not exist so not a problem anyway.

stop spamen us u dumb chenturd's

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>inos

>>2901785
That doesn't matter, the law allows you to fuck anybody 18 or older, and Flandre is around 500 years old.

>>2901626
The real problem is that her mental age is the only thing stated to be less than ten. Why do people treat childlike mind as if she is a child? That's not abnormal or insane.

She's cute but I can't fap to loli. Maybe I'm gay.

>>2901771
TESPfag, actually. Sup insecure SDMfag.

No, of course not.

>>2901775
This is exactly what I need right now. Some Touhou fanfiction that makes me feel less lonely. Thank you, anon.

>>2901790
That's not how statutory rape laws work. They include people who aren't fit to make their own decisions.

Though admittedly, Flandre isn't Flandre if she isn't a little ball of destructive rage.

>>2901790
no, you can't fuck tards for the same reason you cant' fuck children, they don't understand enough to consent. Flan is a 'tardpire.

>>2901809
>>2901819
Maybe Flandre has a hidden genius personality inside of her and instead just acts like a child to people because it's easier.

Yeah, that's it. ;_;

>>2901753
You're just nitpicking now Suigin.

Sup? Don't mind me, just being the superior loli

>>2901809

To be entirely fair, Flandre is fully able to make her own decisions and can be rather polite and well educated. However, Flandre isn't real so yeah.

This is what happens when you become close to an insane being with uncontrollable power.

>>2901856
Sup? Don't mind me, just being the superior loli

>>2901856

Chirno is just a obnoxious kid. Chen is love.

>>2901856
I'd fuck both Cirno and Flan.

>>2901873
You mean, shit. She's lower tier than Flandre.

>>2901873
Yeah, but she's just a retarded cat. Easy to take advantage of, I guess.

>>2901885

>she's just a retarded

oh sorry, I thought you were describing Cirno.

>>2901899
Cirno is stupid, but still more intelligent than a cat.

>>2901856
>>2901871
>>2901873
You gentlemen can play with low level retards and later deal with the consequences of frozen cock or killed by Ran.

I, at least, will at least be killed by an elegant and powerful little girl.

>>2901920
Actually, Koishi isn't retarded, unlike flandre.

>>2901920
I'd rather fuck Remilia.

>>2901920

Enjoy your disintegration the moment she jumps at your touch, I'll be drinking with the best drinking partner loli ever.

>>2901938
You don't fuck Remilia. She fucks you. Then Sakuya kills you in a violent and painful way.

Why does everyone have to be killed after fucking a Touhou?

>>2901965
Because.

>>2901965
Happy death.

In during FUCK YEAR TIER loli.

>>2901965
Because we don't want someone else to fuck our Touhous. Fuck them once so we can enjoy it but then he has to die.

Why does Flandre rock so hard?

>>2901948
Enjoy your cock breaking from her pure vaginal strength due to a mishap from being so drunk all the time.
I'll be enjoying CONQUERING ALL OF GENSOKYO with my unstoppable imouto.

>>2901965

because most Touhous are actually monsters merely taking the form of a loli.

I regularly fap to Marisa.

>>2902002

Good thing Flandre isn't super strong right?

>>2902024
The difference is she won't be drunk.
I'd rather bet on an insane but sober girl than a super powered drunk.

>>2902024
It says that she's abnormally strong, not superman. Suika is like superman.

powerlevels thread in 3... 2... 1

Perfect maid is the only true choice.

>>2902060
Sakuya is bad and you should feel bad for liking her.

>>2902060
People still like Sakuya?

>>2902060
>Sakuya
What is this? 2003?

>>2902074
>>2902087
>>2902096

>>2902060
And there she is, the worlds worst Touhou.

Sakuya is my favorite Touhou character

>>2901965
>Why does everyone have to be killed after fucking a Touhou?
Those are the lucky ones that don't get killed before they fucked you're tohos.
Most Touhous are shapeshifting eldritch abominations that simply choose to be the little girls.
>>2902036
Doesn't matter; The vaginal walls spasm during orgasm either way.

Sakuya doesn't really have any appeal besides being a maid.

>>2902140
She's also very submissive and into bondage. Just ask Remilia.
Also knives.

>>2902140
Timestops, knifes, loyalty, maid. Those are all my fetishes.

>>2902164
Disgusting.

Why don't people like Alice anymore?

>>2902140

some serious Sakuya trolling going on in this thread. Amusingly I used to think Sakuya as rather dull when I started PCB a couple years ago, but she's grown on me. The maid part is the most boring part about Sakuya when on it's own, it's the cold aggressively loyal Sakuya that can stop time that interests me.

>>2902113
>the worlds
I get it
>>2902172
I love Alice!

>>2902172
She's a creepy murderer.

>>Would it make someone a pedophile for fapping to Flan?

Yes but that means you're a 2D pedophile and that has no bearing on real life as long as you don't start stalking real girls.

>>then would liking underage features such as underdeveloped breasts and petite body figures on a matured woman make you a pedophile as well?

No because you'd be masturbating to an adult and it shows you're not going for children but more for the noeteny features.

>>2902172
/b/

stop spamen us u dumb chenturd's

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>>2902179
I always found Sakuya shitty, I'm surprised so many agree today.

>>2902161

She's only submissive with Remilia, to everyone you have a cold perfect maid with a sharp temper.

>>2902172

Alice's problem is over-exposure. Much like Cirno and the like, everyone has seen her and the shitty jokes that go with her to be completely tired of her.

I still like her, but comparatively speaking there are many better characters.

Enjoy your murderous lolis, while I get me some delicious doll joints. Nothing can go wrong with this. NOTHING.

I'm glad Medicine doesn't have a huge crowd of followers, it means she can be all mine.

>>2901614
Thinking about sex in any way under any circumstances makes you a pedophile. Didn't you know?

>>2902207
I'm hoping Cirno dies out soon. BAKA BAKA I'M THE STRONGEST ⑨ is annoying as fuck.

>>2902238
Sorry, not gonna happen.

Fapping to Flandre does not make one a pedophile.

Image related.

>>2902244
What the fuck did you just do to my Flan? That's disgusting.

>>2902238

Too bad a entire generation from coming youtube and deviant art will ONLY know of her like that.

>>2902250

Time Flandre grew up and stopped acting like a child. She's almost 500.

>>2902263
>Time Flandre grew up and stopped acting like a child.

No.

She will be an eternal loli.

>>2902252
Speaking from experience, eh?

Seriously, we all know you're just a pretentious faggot ashamed of being a newbie, stop pretending, you're only making yourself look silly.

>>2902287

u mad?~

What about IN team?
Why haven't I heard anything about Reisen, Kaguya, Mokou, Tewi, or Wriggle? I want my IN lolis dammit!

>>2902360
Eientei is shit.

You are a pedo if you like shaved women. Bushes is the only safe way of determining if they are old enough for sex or not. If you meet some woman claiming she is 40, but she doesn't have a huge bush, call her out on her lie and tell her you won't be falling into any pedo traps.

This advice was sponsored by UNICEF.

>>2902365
SDM however is worse.

>>2902360
Nobody cares about Eientei. This household is just plain horrible.

>>2902488
>My first Touhou game was IN, Reisen is so kawaii ^_____^

>>2902474
Thank you for firmly reinforcing my belief that pubic hair is disgusting, UNICEF.

>>2902287
u mad

>>2902365
You're shit