/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Too bad the anime inflated her breasts bigger than her head (not that they weren't huge in the original already)

She's 50 years old.

She's also the hottest. Most women can't carry all that stress and a pregnancy into their late 40's/early 50's and still look that good.

>>2899960
>>WAAA Eva is fucking my waifu in the ass WAAAHHH

Maybe if Natushi wasn't so fucking useless she won't be on the receiving end. Now bend over.

NOT A VIRGIN

>>2899986
Wait she's pregnant? SO that means. OH GOD My god spoilers man.

>>2900005

Well, okay, no, there's no confirmation she ever was pregnant. Never mind.

Kyrie is the best wife.

First of all, she's a fucking police officer. So you KNOW she's seen some shit. She probably chases down bad guys like 24/7 and kicks the shit out of that criminal scum. Then when she's not doing that, mainly because all the perpetrators are behind bars, she probably takes some tea and talks philosophical about chess and shit with you. Combine that crazy ass kicking with a total brainy chick and you got someone that probably fucks like a tiger.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE she's the kind of woman that WILL STAY WITH YOU even AFTER YOU DUMP HER. That's fucking right, most girls will leave you if you get another girl pregnant. This bitch is so devoted that she'll NEVER leave you.

Lets review the facts:
1) Fucks like a tiger
2) Earns her own money
3) Smart as shit
4) Cool motherfucker
5) Cooking- OH SHIT

That's right. The only possible flaw she DOES have is that she can't cook. That would totally suck, EXCEPT THAT IF YOU'RE A MAN ENOUGH TO GET HER ALL ON YOUR PENIS YOU'RE A FUCKING RICH MOTHERFUCKER WHO GOURMETS LIKE CONSTANTLY.

So fuck yeah, don't even need to cook.

The fuck else do you EVER want in a wife? A woman who can protect you from fucking MAGIC? WELL FUCK YEAH, SHE DOES THAT TOO!

Kyrie is the best. No contest.

Why do you think Kyrie keeps dying in every twilight? Because she'd fucking solve everything, even the epitaph, she's just that awesome.

>>2899985

I honestly don't see the problem here

>>2900033
What is the original pasta?

EVA IS #1

SHUTUP

>>2900033
Can't argue with this.

Umineko Wife Tier list:
1. Kyrie
2. Natushi
3. Shannon
4. Rosa
190397087408748597340953499403904548479485. Eva

If Natsuhi hasn't murdered anybody by the time Ep5 is over, I'll be very disappointed.

>>2900059
Can you be a wife without a husband?

So the true question is... who would be the best fuck?

>Umineko Wife Tier list:
>1. Virgilia
Your list needed a little correcting.

>>2900051
Yeah, Eva. What the fuck has she done other than "kill everyone." Killing's not cool man.

Oh wait, she rose a kid. That's right! She slutted herself out to some asshole to get a kid faster than everyone else. It's like a race. Except it can ruin lives.

Well, fortunately, George came out well, right?

Oh what's that? He likes fucking Furniture? This is fucking bullshit. Would you fuck your chair? How about your TV? A couch? A picture frame? How the fuck messed up ARE YOU to want to fuck furniture? Jesus christ it's worse than raising a kid to be a serial killer.

>>2900068
Rosa

>>2900068
I bet Batora fucks like a tiger.

We never talk bad about Battler. What's up with that?

Battler's a douchebag. Guy should give up.

Mom tier list:
1) Rosa
2) Kyrie
3) Eva
4) Natsuhi
5) Original Beatrice

>>2900067
If you are a whore yes.

>>2900068
Rosa

She's basically a Yandere that's lost her love. If you gave it back to her by looking at her in the eyes and promising that you'd never leave? You'd hear "mmfmmmfm mmu mmmrmmmmfmmm me"?

And if your giant manly cock wasn't in her mouth at the time, you would have heard "Would you marry me?"

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7516387

>>2900059
What about Asumu and Kasumi?
And if you read this, you'll understand Eva a little more.

http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=2490281&postcount=1931

>>2900068
Definitely Rosa.

I imagine Natsuhi would do anything you told her to in the bedroom, though. I'd her ass, hard, without any lubricant.

>>2900080
>>Best mom
>>rosa

>>2900068
natushi

she'd do anything.

>Mom tier list:
>1) Virgilia

>>2900068
Rosa.

A hot single frustrated mother with pent up rage and an inferiority complex. Probably fucks like a tiger.

I'd fuck Rosa hard.

Natsuhi is the best waifu.

Husband tier list:
George
Rudolf
Kannon (if he were to get married)
Battler

Krauss looks like a guy who'd have erectile dysfunction

ITT: Gerontophilia

>Why is she always at the receiving end of all the bad shit?
Rudolf dies in the first twilight a whole lot.

I think you'd have to be gay not to want to fuck Rosa and Natsuhi hard in the vagina, mouth, and ass.
Kyrie is more of a "love tenderly" girl, and Eva should probably be tied down first.

>>2900132
>implying Kanon could be a good father

Natsuhi/Rosa three-way or Virgilia would be best.

>>2900088
>read
>animesuki

No thanks.

>>2900079
Fuck you battler is awesome. Why? Beatrice is a bitch and only a stubborn mule can fight with a bitch.

>>2900132
>Rudolf
If you enjoy being cheated on.

>>2900145
>Kyrie is more of a "love tenderly" girl
What, she's more like your kickass sidekick friend that never gets married and never has sex, and isn't interested in a relationship.

I fap to Eva-Beatrice.

>>2900132
You forgot Kinzo. Too bad he's dead.
He's into kinky sex and he knows how to party.

>>2900088

Kasumi is at the bottom of every list ever. Though maybe some guys like a woman who's completely nuts and also murderous.

>>2900147
Being a good husband doesn't mean being a good father.

Kannon would be supportive and understanding and probably passionate in bed. But as a father, lol shitty role model with the whole "Bed over and accept being a furniture for the first few games" and the "Grovel on your knees" bullshit he pulls off. He'd probably be the somewhat cold distant father.

>Krauss looks like a guy who'd have erectile dysfunction

Unlikely. Considering the rate of his wife's headaches, I'd be surprised if he gets sex as often as he'd like.

You think he punched out a goat due to 'loser flags' and 'power levels'? No. It was raw sexual aggression.

>liking females older than 18

>>2900172
Umineko's just that good.

>>2900172
>never heard of milfs

>>2900172
Why hello there aidorufaggie
using 3D reaction pics to troll gives you 0/10.
Have a nice day.

>>2900199
But I'm not an aidorufag, I just chose a reaction picture at random.

I'm a 2D pedo (or lolicon), just like the rest of /jp/.

>>2900217
What's attractive about a child?

>>2900217
>hurr guiz im pedo just lik u ami kewl yet xD

>>2900217
So you hate the 3D fags and the other 2D fags who doesn't like the same thing what you do?

>>2900230
>>2900237
/jp/ - trolls/assholes

:/

>>2900241
Yes.

>>2900217
>I'm a 2D pedo (or lolicon)

Lolicon means the same thing as pedo. Ask Japan.

>just like the rest of /jp/
>ANON R LEGIUN XDDD

>>2900172
>18
Why would anyone be interested in grannies? Lower it to 12.

why does /jp/ like 40-50 year olds?

I would flip her chessboard

>>2900254
Why is it so easy to troll /jp/ ?

>>2900264
>trolling.

Reported.

>>2900267

>>2900264
Because nobody on /jp/ cares if they have been trolled or not.

>>2900269
That's not a good thing. It just makes things easier for me.

>>2900279
Easier for you to what? Look stupid?

Natsuhi is my favorite of the moms, followed by Eva (droopy moe), Kyrie and then Rosa.

>>2900286
Make you pointlessly rage over the internet and feed my ego.

>>2900279
Wait, it's not a good thing to not get worked up over stupid shit on the internet?

>>2900261

I'd flip her onto my bed, if you know what I mean. Fuck yeah, reverse trap mom.

>>2900298
>Wait, it's not a good thing to not get worked up over stupid shit on the internet?

Where is /jp/ not getting worked up?
>>2900286
>>2900267
>>2900254
>>2900241
>>2900237
>>2900199

>>2900295

If Kanato's mom were my mom, things would be different around here. She'd kill all the goats, all the witches, and everyone else. And then me.

>>2900320
I like being insulted though ;_;

>>2900324
soooooooooooooooo randum xD

>>2900343
>bawww /jp/ isn't serious business, where are all the NEET baww threads?

>>2900264
>Why is it so easy to troll /jp/?

We can see that you're trying to cover for yourself, kid.

>>2900357

>>2899960

Shed a tear when Kinzo told her the one-winged eagle was surely engraved in her heart

what kind of bird is that??????

>>2900400
>Shed a tear when Kinzo told her the one-winged eagle was surely engraved in her heart

I loved that scene as well. I'll rage hard if I find out that it never happened. What do you think actually transpired? I'm 99% sure that she's in on Kinzo's death, since the only time his corpse isn't burned is when both Krauss and Natsuhi die in the first twilight of Ep 2.

>>2900400
I thought I was the only one... So that makes two of us....

Does Natsuhi remind any of you guys about your own parents?

>Natsuhi

who? I seem to remember a character called that but I don't think they were in ep 2, 3 or 4.

>>2900437
Your parents are corpse mutilating murderers?

I love all the moms :D

Natsuhi and Kyrie are awesome. I love this thread.

at least use a japanese bird.

ITT: Failed troll tries to hide his fail with image dump. We still have the archive, you know.

what the hell, doesn't anyone else see the birds?

>>2900541

I'm ignoring that tepid troll.

A cockatoo is any of the 21 bird species belonging to the family Cacatuidae. Along with the Psittacidae family (the true parrots) and the Nestoridae family, they make up the order Psittaciformes. The name cockatoo originated from the Malay name for these birds, kaka(k)tua (either from kaka "parrot" + tuwah, or "older sister" from kakak "sister" + tua, "old"). Placement of the cockatoos as a separate family is fairly undisputed, but it is not resolved whether or not other living lineages of parrots (such as the lories and lorikeets) are as distinct as they appear. The family has an Australasian distribution, ranging from the Philippines and the eastern Indonesian islands of Wallacea to New Guinea, the Solomon Islands and Australia.

Cockatoos are, on average, larger than true parrots; however, the Cockatiel, the smallest cockatoo, is a small bird, while some of the largest parrots, including the Hyacinth Macaw (the longest parrot) and the flightless Kakapo (the heaviest parrot), are true parrots. Their plumage is generally less colourful than that of the other parrots, being mainly white, grey or black with some colour elsewhere. Like other parrots they have strong bills and feet.

The diet of the cockatoos is composed of seeds, tubers, corms, fruit, flowers and insects. They often feed in large flocks, particularly if they feed on the ground. Cockatoos are monogamous and nest in tree hollows.

Cockatoos are popular birds in aviculture; although, for some species, the largely illegal trade in wild-caught parrots has threatened their survival. Some cockatoo species are threatened by habitat loss and particularly by the loss of suitable hollows for nesting as large, mature trees are cleared; conversely, some species have adapted well to human changes and are considered agricultural pests.

>>2900541
What birds?

Beatrice is the best wife.

FUCK YEAH COCKATIEL!!!!
SAGE THOSE TROLL TRIPFAG ASSHOLES!!!!!

Does auto sage only count non-sage post or something? I've never understood why someone would dump images like this without sageing. You don't like the thread, but decide to keep it on the front page for a couple hours?

>>2900612
Sage does count towards total post count, sagebomber is retarded.

How immature. Stay classy, /jp/. Stay classy.

At least the cockatiel is pretty cute

>>2900616
Sagebombers are always retarded, shooting holes in your own ship. This bomber knows exactly how utterly foolish it is to spam. He is making a commentary on the state of affairs.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I go away for 6 hours and /jp/ is already /a/. Fucking amazing.

Get out, faggots.

>>2900674
Yeah this is ridiculous.

Seriously though, I don't even know how /jp/ managed to function without you for 6 hours.

Image limit: 125
Post limit: 250
Once the bot finishes, you'll have 44 more posts left. If this survives 'til the janitor wakes up, then they'll be purged. Very likely since /jp/ is slow.

>>2900716
Or just make a new thread you goddamn idiot.

>>2900741
But the thread is still right there. Images are incredibly easy to ignore. Why please the robot overlords when you can undermine them?

>>2900751
I see you are quite the rebel. Keep up the good work, soldier.

Portal is a single-player first-person action/puzzle video game developed by Valve Corporation. The game was released in a bundle package called The Orange Box for Microsoft Windows and Xbox 360 on October 9, 2007, and for the PlayStation 3 on December 11, 2007. The Windows version of the game is also available for download separately through Valve's content delivery system, Steam, and was released as a standalone retail product on April 9, 2008. The game consists primarily of a series of puzzles that must be solved by teleporting the player's character and other simple objects using the Portal Gun, a unit that can create an inter-spatial portal between flat planes. The player character is challenged by an AI named "GLaDOS" to complete each puzzle using the Portal Gun with the promise of receiving cake when all the puzzles are completed. The unusual physics allowed by the portal gun are the emphasis of this game, and are an extension of a similar portal concept in Narbacular Drop. Portal has been acclaimed as one of the most original games in 2007 despite being comparatively short in length. The game has received praise for its unique gameplay and darkly humorous story, created with the assistance of Erik Wolpaw and Chet Faliszek of "Old Man Murray" fame. It is also revered for the character of GLaDOS, voiced by Ellen McLain in the English version, and the final credits song "Still Alive" written by Jonathan Coulton for the game.

As those of us here in the States celebrate our nation's freedom this weekend by blowing the hell out of stuff with fireworks, incinerating giant slabs of beef on our charcoal grills, and laughing at the disgusting old guys who for some insane reason thought it would be smart/funny/awesome to wear Speedos to the beach, it's important that we also take a moment or two to think about the true badasses who dedicated their lives to serving their country. Kenneth L. Reusser was the most decorated Marine Corps aviator in our nation's history, serving in 253 combat missions across three wars, and earning 59 medals – including 2 Navy Crosses, 4 Purple Hearts, and 2 Legions of Merit. Basically, it's pretty safe to say that if you melted this guy's medals down you could weld them into a giant patriotic android capable of picking up Kim Jong-Il and using him as a javelin with which to impale Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He also survived being shot down five times, which is pretty damn impressive considering that being shot out of the sky in a fighter plane is probably carries a pretty low probability of not detonating into a giant meat explosion, and is the only aviator to survive being shot down in World War II, Korea, and Vietnam. So, yeah. This guy was pretty tough I guess.

>>2900564

Beato is cool.

Ken Reusser basically enjoyed doing things that were awesome, and it was bonus points if it was ass-destroyingly dangerous as well. One time he bought a parachute, and decided to test it out by strapping it on and jumping off the roof of a barn. I think we can all agree that this is totally sweet and also xtreme to the max gonzo. He also paid for college and flight school by competitively racing motorcycles, which is probably one of the most badass ways you can pay for your schooling this side of alligator wrestling or professional knife-fighting, so you can be pretty damn sure that when the craziness at Pearl Harbor went down and it was time to kick it into overdrive and take it right into the danger zone, Ken was one of the first ones to hop on a one-way flight to Destructionville. He joined the Corps, hopped into the cockpit of an F4U Corsair, and got busy turning Japanese aviators into giant, gasoline-filled, environmentally-unfriendly coral reefs in the waters of the Pacific Ocean.

Any way you slice it, Ken Reusser was awesome. (Pause for groans). After WWII, Ken went on to fight in Korea, where he won yet another Navy Cross while fighting with the famous Black Sheep Squadron. This tough-ass Marine aviator led a flight group that destroyed a North Korean truck depot and tank repair station, took a bunch of hits from ground fire, and returned to his carrier just long enough to get his plane fixed up before heading back out after an oil depot. He blew up the oil facility with his rockets, and when he was done with that, he noticed a camouflaged NK oil tanker trying to sneak out of the harbor. Fuck that. Ken was completely out of rockets, but as we've already seen, this guy was in the business of making do with whatever armament he had available at the time. He dove down, streaked a few hundred feet above the water, and took out the tanker at close range with his goddamned machine guns. The tanker went up in a giant towering inferno, and Ken was so close to the ground that the explosion nearly blew his plane into another dimension, but he somehow managed to return home in one piece. He became the first Marine to win a medal for valor in combat in Korea.

But hell, after busting face in Korea, Reusser STILL wasn't done. When America was "in the shit" in 'Nam, Ken traded in his Corsair for a helicopter and took command of Marine Aircraft Unit 16. He flew out on night assaults, raids, and rescue missions, saved downed pilots, transported Marines to and from the battlefields, and (by most accounts) loved the smell of napalm in the mornings. That was working out pretty well for him for a while, until while on one particularly dangerous rescue mission, his Huey was hit by ground fire and went up in flames. Reusser was 100% immolated, and required skin grafts on 35% of his body, but still somehow survived and was evacuated back to American lines.

By the time the Egyptian twenty-fifth dynasty rolled around, the once-all-powerful domain of the Pharaohs really wasn't what it used to be. Sure, the New Kingdom was still a dominant civilization and a badass culture filled with awesome shit like mummies and pyramids and insane animal-head gods, but all-in-all things were a far cry from the "good old days" of Ramses II trampling cattle with his pimped-out war chariots or Thutmose III building giant obelisks out of human skulls, pipe cleaners, and crazy glue. Thanks to a mega-hot mix of apathy, ineffective leadership, and general political bitching/infighting, over the centuries this ancient and powerful civilization had fractured into several smaller kingdoms and provinces, with each one ruled over by some petty warlord or despot or some other such ridiculous nonsense.

As it is with most fractured regions desperately in need of conquest, a would-be tyrant soon arose. One day an ambitious dude named Tefnakht decided he was sick of that bullshit, and came up with the brilliant idea of reunifying Egypt under one ruler, installing himself as the all-powerful Pharaoh, and using his position as a living God-King to pretty much make life epically miserable for all sentient life on the planet. He put his master plan into effect by raising a ball-crushingly mighty army, scarfing down a couple pounds of crocodile jerky, plundering a bunch of cities along the Nile, and telling everyone he met that they basically had two real options – submit to his evil will, or die horrifically (prefereably screaming and/or in flames). Most people opted for the first of those two enticing alternatives, surrendering to the back-breaking Alpha Male warlord without a fight, and before long this Tefnakht fellow was well on his way to becoming Egypt's Next Great Warlord Killmaster.

What Tefnakht failed to recognize, however, is that Nubia - an ancient kingdom that existed in the northern part of the present-day Sudan - was a pretty badass place, and they didn't really respond well to the prospect of being conquered by some megalomaniac douchebag with too much spare time on his hands. These guys had been smashing heads with the Egyptians for centuries, and a few dozen generations of unstoppable assbeatings had established Nubia as a totally hardcore civilization that wasn't to be screwed around with. Tefnakht apparently didn't get that memo - he marched his massive force directly into the domain of a badass, face-crushing Nubian warlord known as Piye (or, alternatively, as Piankha, Py, Π, and god knows what else). This epic kicker of punk asses had ruled over Nubia for roughly twenty years at this point, and was known as a just, pious, and honorable ruler who stayed off drugs, said his prayers, ate his vitamins, and generally just tried to be totally awesome to everyone all the time - and this dude wasn't going to start coughing up blood just because some jerkwad Egyptian dillhole thought he was the hottest shit since unleavened bread.

When Piye first heard that Tefnakht was invading Nubia, he just laughed. Seriously, the prospect of some flacid, half-assed Egyptian invasion was just so uncontrollably hiliarious that this dude busted out a hearty guffaw so manly that it caused the Great Sphinx of Giza to spontaneously start growing chest hair. Once he got over the ridiculousness of this fucktard thinking he could conquer Piye's Kingdom, the Nubian King put together an army, made sacrifices in the name of the Sun God Amun, ordered his soldiers to sprinkle themselves with Holy Water, and then set North to show Tefnakht what it feels like to have your larynx pulled out through your rectum. Piye marched out, faced his army off against a coalition of three Kings and five Princes loyal to the Egyptian conqueror, and smashed them to shit. The enemy nobles and commanders lost their armies, fled the field, and ran off to their home castles, so just to drive home his point, Piye went around one by one besieging them until, in his words, they "exuded the stench of decomposition".

Once Piye got on a roll, all bets were off. He was in what we like to call "The Zone", and this guy just went nuts and started conquering everything he could find. His strategy was basically just to surround a city and demand that they submit to him. If they did, he would march in, plunder their treasury, and leave. If they crossed him (as was the case with the Egyptian metropolis of Memphis), he would destroy their army, sink their navy, and tear down the walls of their cities. He explicitly forbade his troops from any kind of plundering, pillaging, and raping, but don't let that fool you into thinking this guy was some benevolent pushover. Piye wasn't playing around - he just knew that he didn't need to set a bunch of peasants on fire in order to prove that he had giant stainless steel balls.

Ah, the robot overlords are one step in front of me. Damn them!

Tefnakht had woken a sleeping juggernaut of asskickery, and it wasn't long before Piye got the better of the situation, chased Tefnakht out of town (Tefnakht sued for peace soon after getting his nuts royally smashed by Piye, and is quoted as saying, "Be gracious! I cannot see your face in the days of shame; I cannot stand before your flame, I dread your grandeur."), conquered all of the cities Tefnakht had worked so hard to capture in the first place, and installed HIMSELF as Pharaoh. I love this because in the span of just a few years this dude had succeeded where his mortal enemy epically failed, and apparently did it without even really breaking a sweat. It seems that Tefnakht had fucked with the wrong man.

Interestingly, pretty much immediately after making himself Pharaoh, Piye bailed out and headed back home to Nubia. He spent the rest of his days living in his giant palace, never setting foot in Egypt again. He'd basically shown everyone that he was the toughest motherfucker around, and I guess he didn't really feel obligated to prove it to anybody. What's also awesome about this is that when local leaders or officials wanted to have an audience with the Pharaoh, they had to ride all the way out to Nubia, and even embarking on a treacherous, week-long journey wasn't a guarantee that you were going to get to speak with the God-King. For instance, one time a group of four Egyptian princes rode out to speak with Piye, but he only let one of them come inside to eat dinner with him. It turns out that the other three dudes were fish-eaters, and Piye hated seafood, so he deemed that those fuckers simply weren't worthy of his time. They had to stand outside in the cold while Piye and the other prince chilled out and ate five giant heaping plates of sweet, delicious beef.

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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

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:::::　　 ＿＿＿＿　　　 ::::::
　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　. /∵／∴∵＼∵＼　　　　　　
　/∵ <Ｏ>∴∴.<Ｏ>|　　　　
　|∵∵ ／ ○＼　∵|　　　　　　　　　
　|∵∴/三　|　三|∵|　　　　　　　　
　.|∵ |　　＿|＿　|∵|　　　　　　
　. ＼ |　　 ===　 |／　　tanasinn
　/∴ ====（ i）== ∴＼　　
　|∴∴ / 　　 　ヽ∴∴|

　　　　　　　　　　:: .
　　　　　　　　　.:::..::
　　　　　　　　.::: :. .
　　　　　＿＿　＿　　　　　
　　　 ／　 　　　　＼
　　 /　 　　　　　　　＼
　　/　 　<○>　　<○>|
　　|　　　　　／ ○＼　|　　　"This is the END of tanasinn"
　　|　　　 /三　|　三|　|
　　|　　　 |　＿_|＿_ |　|
　　 ＼　　|　　===　.|／
　　／　＼|＿＿＿／＼

　　　　　　＿＿＿＿
　　　 　／∵∴∵∴＼
　　　 /∵∴-‐∵'''ｰ∴＼
　　　/∴.-=・=-　 -=・=-|　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　|∵∵／　　| |　　＼ | ＜　tanasinn
　　　|∵ /　　　 (･･) 　　 |　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　|∵ |　　 ト‐＝‐ｧ' 　|
　　　 ＼|　　　` ｀二´　／
　　　 　　＼＿＿＿_／
　　　　　＿＿＿＿
　　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　　 /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
　　/∵∴<･>∴∴.<･>|　　　　
　　|∵∵∵／ ○＼∵| 　　tanasinn
　　|∵∵ /三　|　三|　|　　
　　|∵∵ |　＿_|＿_ |　|　
　　 ＼∵ |　　===　.|／　
　　　 　＼|＿＿＿／
　　　　　　＿＿＿＿
　　　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　　　 /∵∴／∴∵＼＼
　　　/∵∴●∴∴.●　|　　　
　　　|∵∵∵／ ●＼∵| 　　　tanasinn
　　　|∵∵ /三　|　三|　|　　
　　　|∵∵ |＼＿|＿／| |　
　　　 ＼∵ |　＼__ノ　.|／　
　　　／　＼|＿＿＿／＼

　　　　／∵∴∵∴＼　　　　
　　　 /∵／∴∵＼∵＼　　　
　　　/∵<・>∴∴.<・>∵|　　　
　　　|∵∵／ ●＼∵∵|　　　
　　　|∵ /三　|　三|∵　|　　　
　　　|∵ |＼＿|＿／| ∵| 　　
　　　 ＼ |　＼__ノ　　|／　　　
　 　/.∴＼＿＿＿／　　　　　
　　（∴∵∵∵∴∵∴ ＼　　
　.　 ＼∵ ＿∴ ＿ ∵∴　ヽ　
　　　 　￣＼ ￣ ＼＼ ∴∵ヽtanasinn…
　　　　　　　ヽ∴∵）　ヽ∴∵|
　　　　　　　丿∴./ 　.　ヽ∴ |
　　　　　　 （∵／　　　 　|∵ﾉ

　　　　　　　　　　　　i⌒i
　　　　　　　 　　　　 |　〈
　　　　　　∧＿∧　/ .フ
　　　　　 （　´_ゝ`）/　 |
　　　　／　　　　 /.　 ﾉ
　　　/ /＼　　　/ 　 |
　＿|￣￣ ＼　/.　　ﾉ＿_
　＼￣￣￣￣￣￣　∵　＼
　　||＼　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＼
　　||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|| ￣
　　||　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||
　　 　 .||　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ||


.　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　 ||
　　　　　 （　´_ゝ`）.　　　|||　　　　　　　　　tanasinn
　　　　／　　　　 ＼. 　　||||
　　　/ /＼　　　/￣＼　||||　　　　　∴∵
　＿|￣￣ ＼　/　 ヽ　＼从/／∴∵∴∴
　＼￣￣￣￣￣￣ ＼＿_）　＜∴∵∴∴∵∴
　　||＼　　　　　　　　　　　　＼∴∵∴∴∵∴
　　||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||￣　　　∴∵∴∴∵
　　||　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||
　　 　 .||　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ||

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 .　 .　.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 :　 :　:　　.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ::　::　::　 :
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 .::i^i_i^i_,‐､::
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ::/U::∪:｀U::
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 .　　　　　　　 :　 　 (つ/ ⌒ヽ).）
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 :　　　　 　 　 :　:　　| : | | 　　|: tanasinn
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 :＿＿＿＿　 :　:　　|　:∪ / ﾉ:
　　　　　　　　　　: 　 ／∵∴∵∴＼:　:　　| ∵| ｜|:
　　:.　　　　:.　　　::　/. :∵∴∵∴∵:＼:　　|∵∪∪:
　 　:. 　 　 ::　 　::　:/∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵. l　 / . ∵ ）
　 　::.　　 .::　　 :: 　:|∵∴／ ○＼∵∴ | /　　　/
　　.::　　 :::　 　 :::　 |::∵/三　|　三ヽ∵ |/...::∴/
　　　　　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

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Kyrie seems quite intelligent and composed, so I prefer her to the rest of the mothers.

Janitor-kun, you're amazing. Just saying.

Mom tier list:
1. Satan. Higher potential than even Rosa.
2. Rosa
3. Bernkastel.