/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[ ] Have sex with Yuka.
[x] Wake up

[x] suck on a fat nigger dick.

[x] Run out to the garden, pull up a shitload of flowers, then run back to your room. Proceed to rip them to pieces while twirling, dancing, and gibbering.

[X] Violate her with an umbrella

what a slut.

>>2898986
[X] Offer her one of those singing sunflowers.

[X]Call Croatia

[x] genuflect

[X]RAGE

>>2899008
She then takes the singing sunflower thing from you and gazes at it for a moment...she then gives you a most beautiful smile and then proceeds to rape? the shit out of you.

I can not have sex with a flower, it's impossible.

Don't worry! Since it's mating season, you're probably safe... unless you decide to follow her after the job is done.

Call the police, and then fight her.

Fucking cosplayers should cosplay in their own home.

>>2899082
Mating season?

For what? Youkai or flowers?

[X] Throw the flower jar on my bedside table on the floor

[x] Crowbar the fucker.
My country considers the elimination of whatever uninvited guest that resists removal (forceful or not) an act of self-defense.
Not to mention my plants will love the food.

>>2899282
>[x] crowbar the fucker

oops

>>2899225

Flower youkai

>>2899291
oh joy!

>>2899288
Meh, shit happens.

>>2899291
>>2899303
>>2899225
>>2899082
Any tips on successful mating?

>>2899314
Yes. Get the fuck out of there or you'll never mate.

Ever.

>>2899314
Youkai are probably not genetically similar enough to humans to reproduce successfully (as in, no sterile offspring) so you should probably just give up.

>>2899339

KOURIN? KEINE?

>>2899326
>>2899339
But it's Yuka...

>>2899347
Can Kourin have kids?
Doubtful.

>>2899350
Well, you could have plenty of sex, sure, but it would still result in failure.

>>Well, you could have plenty of sex, sure, but it would still result in failure.

So, wait. Assuming we could survive the encounter, we could have repeated acts of coitus with a woman with virtually zero chance of accidentally knocking her up?


...I fail to see a down-side to any of this.

>>2899362
>Well, you could have plenty of sex, sure, but it would still result in failure.

Fine with me.

[x] Pollinate her flowers, if you know what I mean.

>>2899362

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NO KOURIN BAYBIEZ

>>2899396
You could knock her up with sterile half-youkai, half-man hybrids. If Kourin's any judge, that's not such a problem (he's not disabled in any way that we can tell) but in some cases of animal hybrids they just have to be put out of their misery. So yeah, never can tell.

>>2899400
But you won't pass on your genetic material to future generations! I thought you wanted successful mating?

>>2899362
>you could have plenty of sex, sure, but it would still result in failure.
The more I read that, the less I can see bad points there.

>>2899362
>>2899409

Omg hai ^___^ I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is touhuo!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband rinnosuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked into Kourindou =^____^=I looked up and saw…RINNOSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII RINNOSUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a yakitori stand o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE ANTIQUES!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat *%%!@ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH YOUKI CAUSE RINNOSUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! ” then rinnosuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became youkais!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>2899466
I actually read all that. Good stuff.

>>2899435
>But you won't pass on your genetic material to future generations! I thought you wanted successful mating?

I don't mind.

>>2899466

>HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE ANTIQUES
ಠ_ಠ