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How difficult would it be to nab Sanae for lewd purposes?

>> No.28623862

>>28623773
She has Kanako breathing down her neck and Suwako keeping her eyes out for potential mates.
Take that as you will.

>> No.28625114

Sanae has FOUR threads!

>> No.28629169

>>28625114
Do you know what four rhymes with?

>> No.28658844

>>28623773
Not Very

>> No.28658950

>>28623862
i wish kanako would breathe down my neck

>> No.28658975

>>28623773
Define 'nab.' Seduce or kidnap?

>> No.28709513

>>28658975
I don't think Sanae can be seduced. At least not easily.

>> No.28712795

>>28629169
Sanny is a WHORE

>> No.28714416

>>28623773
just ask her nicely

>> No.28794027

>>28714416
>just ask her nicely
You don't have enough points for that option.
The most you'll get is is an embarrassed face and the fact that she will avoid you whenever possible. Not to mention Kanako will catch wind of that immediately.

>> No.28794682

Is there a route to marry Kanako instead
I want that

>> No.28812539

>>28794027
>catch wind
Oh, haha.

>> No.28850939

>>28812539
Wait, did I make an unintentional pun?

>> No.28851696
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>>28794682
I want to become sex friends with Suwako.

>> No.28855345

>>28851696
But she's just a little girl

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>>28855345
I know.
Little girls are the only type of female I feel attracted to.

>> No.28872590

>>28851696
you help me with kanako
i'll help you with the frog
deal?

>> No.28934948

>>28872590
>>28851696
You're not making it without charisma or a wingman.
/jp/sies are native to Gensokyo but have no social standings as a side effect of neetdom.

>> No.28974386
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>>28623773
It's too late, I've already planted my seed in her.

>> No.28975499

>>28974386
me in her womb

>> No.28975695

>>28975499
You're two people? She has twins.

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>>28625114
Still not enough

>> No.28975912

>>28974386
In your Sanae, not mine.

>> No.28975939

>>28975858
Rolling for Davido

>> No.28977516

>>28625114
That's four threads too many!

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>> No.28981038

>>28974386
Pregnant Sanae is a beautiful thing

>> No.28996129
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>>28981038
There's just something about green haired 2hus and pregnancy that makes them go together so well.

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>>28996129
I'm glad our child makes my wife so happy.

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>>28979156
good to see you, anon-friend
Sanae was a good girl this year. Knowing that, will you be naughty or nice? Or perhaps something in between?

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Forgot to spoiler.

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28999861

why the fuck are you a jew sanae?

>> No.29027309

>>28999203
Do you have the bell tower one?

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29032436

I don't know, but if you keep going around referring to her as "the coom fairy" she might nab your face with a line drive.

>> No.29035946

>>29032436
I want to play baseball with Sanae.

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>>29032436
>the coom fairy
be sure to buy condoms for protection!

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>>28794027
>Not to mention Kanako will catch wind of that immediately
I wonder if Sanae realizes the reason she never has any guys interested in her is because the big onbashira mommy snatches them all up before they can reach her.

>> No.29145506

>>28975858
>loves the emperors
Do they even do anything anymore? The PM runs just about everything.

>> No.29176289

>>28855345
She's older than your bloodline

>> No.29183635

>>29176289
I'm Tewi's son

>> No.29183968
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>>28709513
That probably wasn't the right word to use, but alright. Kidnap, then?
Relatively easy. She's a little cocky, a little naive, wouldn't be too hard to lure her somewhere and/or knock her out. Her miracles are strong, but she can't use them if she's tied up and/or separated from her gear. Probably. Get some bondage mittens or a bunch of tape, some kind of finger restraints, don't let her use her hands.
The catch is her goddesses. You'd have two of Gensokyo's strongest on the hunt for you, and there's really no countermeasure a normal human can get against that. So easy to kidnap and hold short-term, but long-term you'd probably be dead.

>> No.29184118

>>29183968
You could try negotiating with the hags. Offer to put an heir in Sanny's tummy in exchange for your life.

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>>29184118
There's no way that would work. They aren't as motherly as fanon says, I know, but not to that extent.

>> No.29227804

>>29183968
>Kidnap, then?
uh, no. I wouldn't want that to happen.
>The catch is her goddesses. You'd have two of Gensokyo's strongest on the hunt for you, and there's really no countermeasure a normal human can get against that. So easy to kidnap and hold short-term, but long-term you'd probably be dead.
Just cut a deal with some spirit or Seiga. There are many ways to go about it, but I want no part in your schemes dude.

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This miight be the one I was looking for earlier.

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>> No.29340845

>>28996129
there's no good pregnant Yuuka anywhere despite that fact

>> No.29340879

>>28975695
That looks more like triplets

>> No.29342291

>>29069648
condoms are bad
bunny is for turning into more bunny
lots more bunny

>> No.29344300

>>29340879
Maybe, but the runes say twins.

>> No.29361564
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>>29340845
Maybe some anon in the Yuuka thread could do something about that.

>> No.29399439

>>29342291
If you wear a condom, you can't be held accountable if Sanny comes down with something.

>> No.29423983

>>29399439
I don't want to touch a diseased gremlin like sanny
I want the bunny rabbit

>> No.29467989

>>29423983
That's understandable.

>> No.29523293

>>29340879
>That looks more like triplets
I didn't notice how big her tummy was until now.

>> No.29550438

>>29523293
Sanny makes the healthiest babies

>> No.29550676

>>28975858
roll

>> No.29550792

>>28975858
Roll for Sauma-kun

>> No.29550832

>>29550792
Mingzagi-sensei ain't bad.

>> No.29551546
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29551546

>>28975858
Rolling

>> No.29588960

>>28975858
There's quite a few Nokos.
Remember to use noko in the options field.

>> No.29631373

>>28997253
You know what would make her even happier?

>> No.29650202

>>29631373
Having even more babies?

>> No.29676493

>>29650202
naturally.

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>> No.29724057

>>29708612
EGGHEAD LOVES HER BOOKY WOOK

>> No.29726020

>>29708612
LMAO look at that NERD
WWWWWWWWWW

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>>29113980
I'm pretty sure she already knows.

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>> No.29933957

Apparently she has a manga on the way.

>> No.29977653

Reminder that her name is pronounced San-eye and not Sa-neigh.

>> No.29977775

>>29977653
No, it's pronounce Sanae (さなえ).

>> No.30002439

>>29977653
San-nay going to stop having sex with her!!!!

>> No.30038861

>>28974386
>>28996129
I want to inflate Sanny's tummy if you know what I mean.

>> No.30060829

>>28975858
rol

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Sanae jumps out of a tree and pins you to the ground.
You cannot escape, she is much, MUCH stronger than you.

>> No.30109751 [DELETED] 

>>30069086
>Sanae jumps out of a tree and pins you to the ground.
Shit.

>You cannot escape, she is much, MUCH stronger than you.
Press shift for focused movement, press z to shoot, and press d to doubt

>> No.30109805

>>30069086
>Sanae jumps out of a tree and pins you to the ground.
Shit. What does she want now.

>You cannot escape, she is much, MUCH stronger than you.
Press shift for focused movement, press z to shoot, press x to bomb, and press d to doubt.

>> No.30136113

>>28975858
Saneouaue

>> No.30151950

>>28975858
The old man has doujin spirit

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