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Hey /jp/. My friend came back from her visit to Japan last year and cried that she had to leave it so soon. She wants to live in Japan and try and be like her singing idorus.

What do I say to her about how her life will be like in Japan?

>> No.2892259

/jp/ - H-games and comfort pillows

>> No.2892274

>friend
>she
Fuck off.

>> No.2892280

you will be RAPED on TRAIN

>> No.2892282

show her the emiry photo book.

>> No.2892285

Just be honest.

Let's face it: you won't be able to shatter her dreams with a single conversation. She'll come to her senses eventually.

>> No.2892290

>>2892219
1) She's not japanese
2) See 1), thus, she's necessarily too fat.
3) pooper.

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>>2892274
Are you jealous or something?

>> No.2892397
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>>2892304

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>>2892397
The Ultimate Badass? Really?

>> No.2892502

Tell her everyone refers to you as gaijin-sama and they think foreigners are sugoi.

>> No.2892526

>>2892441
It's a line from No Country for Old Men.

>> No.2892561

>>2892526
And she's from PoFV and not even final

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