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>Catholic youkai
wat

>Do you take up arms?

Of course.
Against the Pope.

Cant kill youkai with guns

yes i take up arms and join them on their glorious crusade against the pagan heathens

I'm a satanist, sorry

>>2885492
one shot from this deagle brand deagle and its all over

I defend Genskoyo. The catholic church has not given me anything...but Gensokyo, the land that I hold dear in my heart, has birthed a world of imagination for me to enjoy it's female only paradise.

>>2885476
There is never a bad time to kill Christians!

>>2885498
Haven't seen smirks in a long time

Nah, The Gods of Gensokyo would kick regular god's ass.

>>2885521
He posted that (with the same text) yesterday?

>>2885500
That's not what he meant.... This is what he meant.

>Canonically Remlia circle the moon in seconds for shit and giggles.

>Marisa has near light speed reflexes

>Sakuya stopped lightening in mid strike

>Kaguya has reaction time in the femtoseconds

>Youmu goes so fast the effects of relativity are seen

>and Aya is faster than all of them.

>Bullets aint tuching any touhou. Maybe cirno if she's sleeping but not any touhou.

>>2885500
6 bullets from that is enough to kill any thing on this planet that moves.

>>2885498
I'd definitely aid Shinki in her holy crusade against Gensokyo.

>>2885534
Shinki blew off reality for the lulz and sent the next world in too flames what do you think will happen to humans when she could play with four Touhou's at once and even then they couldn't take her on.

>>2885543
>6 bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves

>>2885539
a deagle is faster and stronger than all of those things its also heat seeking and can shoot down jumbo jets

i think we know who would win

>>2885560
Wow... You just repeated the same argument the Nasuverse powerlevel fags used. That copypasta was used against Gun God and his Black Barrel people said "But he has a jet too" or something. The Touhou fags then said a jet doesn't matter to a Touhou" or something stupid. This discussion happened sometime in April I think.

>>2885577
My BALLS!

>>2885583
but those are all well known facts about the deagle

>repopulate Gensokyo with good Catholic youkai
If by "repopulate" you mean "breed out", then sure.

>>2885592
Even /k/ does not like the deagle calling it 'Loud overrated shit that costs a lot'. And after three shots your wrist is broken. So you can't even get a fourth shot.

I gladly join the Crusade of the Righteous to exterminate the heathen devils and demons to ensure God's Peace.

>>2885620
yeah well that's why you have 2 hands

>>2885583
Can't touhous already fly? What's the point of a jet?

>>2885648
just to brag

>>2885648
No, Gun God has a jet. A jet is worthless to a Touhou. Gun God was known to snipe from the jet. He had a pretty good shot; shooting in negative degree weather in a plane that's flying and shooting threw a a door with little space with a modified rifle to snipe.

>>2885669
>a jet is worthless to a touhou

That's all I'm saying.

why of course I'd take up the lords work proselytizing to the heathen masses of Gensokyo in the POW camps the Vatican would set up during this crusade. and by that i mean rape.

>>2885684
But there is only one little boy in Gensokyo.
...poor Wriggle.

eat shit

>>2885690
hey i'm just catholic not a priest which means i'm not stuck just molesting boys i can molest deliciously flat chested girls i could of course pretend there boys. umm dress remilia up as a little boy keep her under my sway with religious symbols and force my self on her thats hot

>>2885705
catholic priests like little girls too they just get bad press

>>2885714
i like little girls too

>>2885705
That is hot. Amen to that, broth-- uhh, that's horrible, keeping a vampire prisoner with holy symbols and molesting her ;_;