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>>28810897We need a holo to do a talk show appearance like Miku did with David Lettermanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwJ1i5lCw0M
xth for unity
I love Chicken!
Ame says: FUCK CONCERN TROLLS
I love this gremlin so much
CONCERN FAGS FUCK OFF.
>tfw stream is so dull people would rather shitpost about imaginary twitch faggot collabs
Concernfags destroyed yet again
>>28811028chicken is a good girl
the amount of concernfags in her chat are disgusting
>>28810990what she downloads?
>>28810990I'd like to redeem a coupon please.
https://files.catbox.moe/ld2i15.webm
Ame aint a Child, stop telling her to sleep
post it, takochads, don't let mori drama distract us
SURELY MY QUEEN AMELIA WILL REWARD ME WITH PICTURES OF HER FEET IF I TELL HER TO GO TO BED!!!!
>Go to sleep? Now? Really? You want me to end the stream, right now, and go to sleep? You really don't like me that much? "For your health"? You guys are so dramatic, I'm not dying, i'm just a little sleepy, relax!
The vast vast majority of HololiveEN fans are ironic weebs. Convince me otherwise.
>>28811040The game doesnt really give her anything to work with
>>28810990what the fuck is amelia doing am i retarded or is it she
seen that randisi fellow in ames chat, does he actually watch every stream too what the fuck or is that just one of you fuckers
Remember to desub and demember every single holo that ever collabs with twitchfagsIt's an unforgivable fuckup.
People were talking about how this trash taste podcast would be Mori's first Non-Hololive EN collab. But didn't she technically collab with kokoro beats for the remix party?
>>28811054She act like one
she really is a great tard wrangler
>ONLY SIX HOURS OF SLEEPSHE'S DYING
>>28811060who would dispute this, retard
>>28811022>>>/facebook/
Ame's had comfier streams before, but I'm still enjoying this one, even though there's not a lot in the game that she can play off for entertainment.
>>28811060Doesn't mean they're allowed to collab with shit I don't want to watch and the reason I watch Hololive to begin with.
>>28811060Convince me to convince you.
How can you say you love your oshi if you weren't a day one member?
>>28811047the chat is just sleepy too
I mean fuck concernfags, but not showing up to a stream half-asleep would probably be a good way to have less people telling you to sleep.
>>28811070This but unironically.
okay but seriously, what is it?
Mori is cute!
Goddamn concernfags as a plague. Holos are grown ass women. They can stream or be awake for as long as they fucking want.
Zoomers seething over Antichamber because it fucks with their ADHD rotted brains is amazing.Can't wait for all the seethe over her Witness streams which will be 50 hours of line puzzles
>>28811063She's pretty blatantly missing a very obvious mechanic on how this works. That has been trained several puzzles now.
>>28811086Then just don't watch it
The Holos should all get 3D models so that they can perform musicals live. Imagine Mori starring in a Hololive production of Heathers, it would be actual cringekino.
Why does this games bgm sound like its trying to pierce my ears? Am I just getting old?
>probably no bantz about the spa date until the chicken member stream>2 AM EST
>>28811087I will suck your dick.
>>28811094A mystery
You jus have to cover the lasers, it doesn't have to be all connected too!
>>28811036>is gremlin>hasn't confirmed a gremlins watch alongAme onegai....Also, what are they concerned about?
>>28811042>POV: you just akasupa'd Mori
As an EoP, does holoJP get as much conernfags? Even after telling them to fuck off there is SO MANY in her chat still telling her to go to bed
>>28811070Based.
>>28811060Yeah, for the "true" weebs that are only into anime and manga and reject 3D women, absolutely.
>>28811060I know right? I hate people who only pretend to understand something*learns 10 kanji* oh man i'm so japanese BIG kusa GRASS
>>28811094They are all appearing on trash taste podcast
>>28811055I want this priestess to peg me.
>>28811094Off collab where they beat the shit out of each other
>>28811086>W-well if I don't like it then they're not allowed to do it
>>28811028CHICKEN!
Is gura in ame's chat yet?
CUNNY>CUNNYCUNNY>CUNNYCUNNY>CUNNYCUNNY>CUNNY
Mori Calliope>909 tweets, 6817 likesTakanashi Kiara>2298 tweets, 7904 likesNinomae Ina'nis>609 tweets, 1769 likesGawr Gura>630 tweets, 2733 likesWatson Amelia>1252 tweets, 4607 likesthoughts?
>>28811009Assuming the podcast was recorded when that tweet went out, K-san would be her second. Her very first collab was non Hololive related in any sense whatsoever, but with anitubers, the bottom feeders of anime fandom.
>>28811042
>>28811124yes, you shouldve seen Korones chat during the 24 hour assassins creed shit
>>28811060The vast vast majority of HololiveEN fans are extreme racists.
How can one vtuber cause so much asshurt?
>>28811094The first virtual HoloEN squirting contest.
>Mori getting drunk and being gangbanged on a podcast>Gura about to be riced by a BIG TIME youtuber>Kiara is getting in bed with the entirety of Hololive JP>Ame has a bf>Inahonestly are you guys surprised by how EN turned out?
>>28811124Does it count if the concernfags are EOPs because like at Korone's ass creed streamLamy lost her cool on some JOP concernfags once
>>28810990Give me a reason of why i should be watching Ame right now
>>28811146abayo
>>28811094An EN collab. It's pretty fucking obvious unless you're a literal retard or a schizoposter trying to force a stupid narrative.
>>28811124Absolutely.
Teamates I'm loving this stream, this is the perfect balance of everything
>>28811150Numberfag get the fuck out
>Chat telling her to end this shit game with the sleep excuse >Ame doesn't get the hint
Ok, let's say for the sake of science, that something happenned on Kiara and Calli's date and they fucked.How would it actually go down?
C'MON WATSONTHE FACKEN CUBES
>>28811136Yes?I'm not saying they're not allowed to do that but if they do then they're fucking retarded and don't deserve to be watched.
See I ain’t lying, I ain’t trying to complainBut I’m dying to know why all these new wave cowards rap the sameListen I know that you ain’t tryna be boringBut is this “ASMR,” or what? I'm sorry for snoring (goodnight~!)
>>28811094EN's cover of that one song. You know which one.
>>2881109411/7 on Mori and Kiara's schedule isn't the same day as 11/7 on the NA based Holos schedules
>>28811142no she's too busy giving me sloppy gawk gawk 3000 action, sorry for the no streams today.
>>28811150I'm not sure how to read this anon, is the likes the number of likes they received or given out?
>>28811146imagine her tentacles reaching around and poking your butt
>>28811161>(You) forgetting to take your medsnot surprised really
>>28811055
>>28811150Imagine numberfagging tweets. Just die.
>>28811142her internet doesn't work
>>28811173Everything except entertainment maybe.
>>28810707Fuck I almost spat out my drink.
>>28811150Based Ina and Gura. I fucking hate twitter. I would hate feeling compelled to use it to follow my oshi.
>>28811133I want priestess Ina to gently massage my prostate with her thick tentacles until I forcibly leak
>>28811150>numberfagging fucking Twatterkill yourself
>>28811163mind spooning me for the lamy one? curious how mad she can sound. probably not very
>>28811071If you want to get extremely technical her first collab was at debut with K' because he helped produce her intro rap
>>28811049Lewds of herself and Gura
how is she still learning the controls on her second stream of this....
sometimes
Okay, why is everyone actually mad about Mori being on some podcast?
>>28811088Sounds like a problem for poorfags.
Jesus fuck ame that was painful
>>28811150Kiara is addicted to social media lol. Kinda surprising that Ina has less tweets than gura
>>28811169You're the literal retard who can't read, he's asking what the collab will be.
>>28811060What would be the signs of not being an ironic weeb, since getting merch and joining memberships no longer proves anything?
>>28811042This is Mori Calliope, say something nice to her.
>>28811197well if that's how you see it its fine
>>28811177Mori gonna eat that chicken puuuuuuuuuuss
>>28811070So everyone who's collabed with Ame?
noooo you can't just tell her to take care of herself you're going to hurt her feelings
>>28811158she's learning from her oshithey're the two most powerful
>>28811094Presumably the "surprise" Saturday HoloEN collab we get every week.
>>28811218People like being madJust ignore them
>>28811185Mori and Kiara's 11/7 is adjusted for PST
>>28811161Actually, Mori pegged them all.
>>28811022Which holo would represent? Friend?
>>28811085I've seen people post that holoEN have a hard time bantering with the chat and it makes me wonder if this is a drawback of their explosive growth
>>28811178tl;dr some sperg on le ebin 4chinz doesn't like it therefore it's ruined forever
>>28811190Likes are likes given out by them.
>>28811185It could be a collab at jp primetime, like the among us stream was.
>>28811177>How would it actually go down?it would be very awkward and it wouldn't last long
>>28811135Amechama you made it... So happy for you...
>>28811177Calli would immediately start regretting it and begin to actively avoid Kiara forever. It'd be like another Marine x Shion happening
>>28811227She's my oshi.
>>28811182In My Room I Beat My Cock?
>>28811218This place is full of schizos looking to get mad at anything.
>>28811060What is an ironic weeb and how is it different from just being someone who likes some of the shit that Japan produces?
>>28811123And I'll do it again too.
Guys I've been giving Ame my money and I've told her to sleep and do what she wants so now she just collects my pay check every month and doesn't stream. Why has she not asked me to marry her yet? I don't get it.
>>28811218because it brings retarded tourists like you here
>>28811042POV: Your a shota home alone and your neighbor comes to check up on you
>>28811177Chicken panics and finds an excuse to run
>>28811028Why is she so bouncy?
>>28811195INAFF!
>>28811227I bet her pubic hair is also hot pink
>>28811124>>28811156I'm having dejavu, I'm pretty sure I read these exact posts a few days ago.
>>28811200>He doesnt log in daily to a nonstop list of freshest arts that hit all his spots from his favorite 200 japanese artists
>>28811236>concernfags coping because Ame told them to shut the fuck upAre you perhaps frustrated, anon?
Guys, guys, guys. It's no problem. Mori isn't going on the podcast. "Thx for the wine" is a euphemism for "thanks for the money", the money is payment for the sex. Your oshi isn't going to appear on some cancer anituber podcast, she's just a regular old run of the mill whore, so she's really no different from Ayame!
Maybe we were the Antichamber all along...
>>28811094OOOHHH! Is it a big collab with the main branch again?
>>28811226if you weren't into anime since 1999 you're an ironic weeb
>Ame making a swastikaYab Ame!
>>28811244Other way around for Mori at least
>>28811218precedent
>>28811218I don’t like the idea of Mori being surrounded by erect dicks
>>28811276You haven't sent her enough money yet.
>>28811218Most of the audience of that podcast already watches vtubers so it's just schizos being mad at a vtuber talking to men.
>>28811094ARK free weekend anon!
>>28811225A collab between my dick and your mouth, faggot.
>>28811227Yes.
>>28811297Its the truth that she wanted us to see
>>28811028I'd kill for the chicken
>>28811218Why wouldn't they be? It's a podcast full of faggot ironic nuweebs. The kind whose audience is the one that spams ravioli dragon loli and jojo memes.It's not as bad as collabing with twitchfags like OTV or youtubers like Markiplier or something, but it's still a fuckup.
>>28811177You ever watch that Harley Quinn show? Something like that. What a shitty ending.
>>28811218Something something muh ironic weebs
>>28811276Have you tried stalking her?
>>28811290mucho basado, chilean
>>28811150People already know that Kiara loves interacting with her viewers, be it her chat or her own Twitter. She goes around not only liking but commenting on fanarts too, for example.
>that shapeOH NONONONO
>>28811112Not if I suck yours first faggot!
>>28811094DISCORD
>>28811317Please don't joke about that
>>28811070Gura is a twitchfag doe?
>>28811313Don't the hololives and holostars collab all the time
>>28811290Imagine your country being so shitty that not even fucking Venezuelans want to go therekill yourself ChileANO
What is this game?Why does every piece of text in this game sound as if it was taken off a self help book?"SOMETIMES GOING UP ISN'T ALL THERE IS IN LIFE :)""IF SOMETHING IS DIFFICULT THEN JUST DON'T TRY IT"
>>28811289I don't even watch her condomate, seethe
>>28811240What the FUCK is a feet compilation
>>28811248Friend would be perfect but it more likely be Coco since she speaks english
>I don't really understand this one....That's because it's literally just a test of patience
But why?
>>28811161RisuMeds.mp4
holoEN gen 2 when
>>28811218Timeloop since today's so fucking boring
>>28811094Their version of Furiketta
>>28811343This is true
>>28811205Was during one of her relatively recent minecraft streams. She didn't have a fit or anything like that. She just calmly told her chat that she can decide for herself when she wants to stop. But her straightforwardness was the Japanese equivalent of telling chat to fuck off.
>>28811250>tl;dr I like it so it's not bad
>>28811104Bros am I going fucking crazy or do the HoloEN girls actually fit the cast of Heathers, are they literally archetypes, am I schitzo?
>>28811227She has hairy pits and crotch from working so hard all the time and not shaving. Hard working girls are so cute!
>>28811227I've never wanted someone to succeed more than her.
>>28811177It'd ruin their relationship. Mori would feel too awkward to ever open up to Kiara again. Losing her emotional support would make Kiara a wreck and push her closer to being a menhera.
>>28811070Does that include ex-twitchfags? Might have to abandon EN and everything they've touched, in that case
>>28811249I think they can definitely struggle to fill dead air mid-game, generally speaking, yeah. Sometimes they manage but I still think it's a weakness, at least from what I've watched.With a game like Antichamber it's more blatant than usual. I don't really mind but I don't blame people getting filtered either.
>>28811218Imagine your girlfriend hanging out with two famous dudes, how would you feel?
>>28811295>born in '99Welp, it's been fun bros
>>28811345>coping and seething telling people to seetheOGEY
>>28811251seems Mori does her reps when it comes to spotlighting artists then
>>28811290la creatura de chile...
One of the girls who didn’t pass the audition would have been your oshi, but in this timeline you’ll never hear of her.
>>28811343sometimes
>>28811341Yeah and I don’t entirely enjoy the idea of them fucking each other
>>28811343this is true
>>28811341HAMost of the girls don't even acknowledge that the Homos exist, only FBK, Matsuri, the IDs, and I think Suisei ever collab with them
>>28811150All I know is that Gura doesn't do shit but post schedules/announcements and retweet fan art, while Kiara likes interacting with pretty much all of her fans.
>>28811342Go defend your lithium, bolivian
>>28811343This is true.
>>28811341Only a few of them, mostly the more senior ones like Matsuri and FBK.
>>28811226Being genuine and passionate about the hobby and the culture within it. Ironic retards are nothing more than tourists. Merch is bought as a "goof" because "lol I bought the loli shirt xDD" but the general idea is that genuine interest and passion towards certain things is what can make you not be an ironic cocksucking cunt. Caring about something isn't cool anymore, it's cooler to just be ironic about it, so you get these ironic retards blending in with people that just want to enjoy something in peace without making it all one big inside joke or a fucking meme.
>>28811192>>28811146she "leg locks" you with her tentacles when she cums
>>28811111you didn't earn these digits. you don't even care about these digits. please fuck off to another board with your hololive trash.
Most watched streams yesterday
Ok schizos, let me destroy your stupid narrative about "Gura will collab with OTV".It won't happen. And the sole reason about that is that either they go HoloEN full or nothing. OTV would be tremendously hypocrite to only want to collab with Gura and leaving the rest of the other members aside (since no one of them knows the other four). Unlike a podcast that Mori did, a real time stream is completely different. And if you schizos believe that she will do it NO MATTER WHAT, keep in mind that Gura collabs 90% of the time with Amelia. If you retards think that Gura will collab alone with a bunch of retarded twitchfaggots then you are fucking inbreeds.We aren't talking about unlicenced random shittiers outside, Hololive is a corporation and they have to keep the procedures like any other one. Not even the HoloJP brand has that much liberty to collab with whatever retard they want, or if people asks for it.
>>28811326>>28811280>>28811258>>28811256I can't fap to these replies >:C>>28811234
Let's settle this once and for all.https://www.strawpoll.me/21233708
>stairway to heaven>chat fills with "jojo reference?"just put teafags out of their misery already
PLEASE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS AND ISNT TRUE
>>28811218Because new thing bad
>>28811150a-are those numbers? AHHH NOOOO MY FEMOID BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT IM GOING CRAZY
Imagine how bad this thread will get when EN gen 2 is a thing and there are ten people to shitpost about at the same time.
>>28811295Ah, Japanimation, my favorite genre of Asian cartoons.
>>28811343>simple generic life advice also being relevant to the next puzzleyou know video games don't have to be edgy anon
>>28811022fuck off
>>28811055Ok, but only since you asked nicely.
>>28811022Imagining Mori going full spaghetti on TV makes me laugh
>>28811424>strawpoll
>>28811397She literally just said this the moment I opened this picture.
>>28811372Probably fine, because all famous people are pedophiles.
>>28811343But why?
>>28811455This is true
Why are Ame's eyes itchy?
this soundtrack is giving me a GitS vibe
>>28811028
>>28811425like every other chat? and Ina blatantly mentioning jojo memes? come on nigger
>>28811415What if I want to buy that Astolfo bean plush both as a joke and because I like the character?
EAT Gwent Repair your sleep
>>28811372Your oshi isn't your girlfriend, retard.
>>28811418Jesus, what happened to asacoco's numbers?
>>28811430>FEMOIDUUUUUUUUOOOOOO
>>28811361>>28811374>>28811402>>28811406>>28811431But why?
>>28811094Remember Ame said A Way Out was a last minute pick so this could the same thing
>>28811458Good, that means it was redeemed
Okay this puzzle is kind of eye-rape
>>28811432they'll split thread by gens
>>28811323>It's a podcast full of faggot ironic nuweebs.Oh, so they will fit in here perfectly then!
This stream is very comfy. The calmest I've seen Ame too.t. [redacted]
>>28811424Kiara bathwater tastes like chicken broth?
>>28811418>Winning son has two streams in that listBased
>>28811476Its living on the former glory of asacoco 1.0 which will never come back
>I want the black holeThe narratives write themselves.
>>28811343ok then whatever you do, don't play The Witness
>>28811150im shocked amelia even had that many
>>28811407I will not kneel, but I will protect that radiant smile.
>>28811481>kino collab like A Way Out wasn't even plannedDamn that just makes it even better
The amount of zoomers in this thread who haven't heard of antichamber before ame played it is depressing
>>28811424Fucking disgusting
>>28811372>Girlfriendmeds
Why do people get so buttmad whenever Amelia streams?
I see she still hasn't learned one of the very first non-Euclidian mechanics the game teaches you
I was gonna ask where's the Gura stream then I noticed I set my alarm an hour earlier.
>>28809646>that accentAha, the sig makes more sense now.I hope you get into gen2 anon, we could use a based southfag in the ranks. Also you have a good voice.Also also, you are very brave posting identifiable shit here.
>>28811304Kiara...
>>28811055I love our priestess!
>>28811418>Some of the stars not even breaking 200Massive fucking rip
>>28811522This is true
>>28811218People here have an imaginary line in their mind that separates "normie" content from "their" content. They don't want this line to be crossed. Mori being on the podcast is considered a transgression.
Reminder that Ame is redpilled
>>28811503Who the fuck is Kazumi Kiryu
>>28811343Fart huffing artsy crap, that's what it is.
>>28811503I spelt Kazuma wrong..
>>28811218I don't care about the podcast itself. They're annoying faggots, but I can literally just pretend it never happened if it stopped at that (see that one Korean faggot that collabed with Matsuri and FBK (I think)). I care about the crowd it's going to bring in. Look at Gura's faggot chat and realize that the podcast is literally nothing but a crowd of people like that.
>>28811522the schizos have nothing better to do since their oshi is not streaming
>>28811525Still ain't happening chumbro. Check her twitter.
>>28811525anon....https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1324875716324974598
WE'RE STUCK IN A LOOP AAAAAAAAA
>>28811522Because her abusive and emotionally manipulative energy seeps into my brain
How is she doing?
Guerilla stream of Kiara fucking Mori at the spa, fucking when?
Ame just realized that we're stuck in a time loop and we can never get out
>>28811503RUBBERBULLETS
Reminder that Hololive and Holostars are meant to be together as part of an experiment to help autistic and damaged individuals to find love.
>>28811525>gura>streamAnon, I.......
>we're stuck in a loop>we'll never get out>it's just the same thing over and over againSomeone clip it!
>>28811525No streams today sadly
>>28811424>strawpollYou got this from reddit i just know
>>28811062She could always work with my penis, heyoooo
>I CAN'T GET OUT! IT'S JUST THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!the true /hlgg/ experience
>>28811534Betrayed by her own kind heh
>>28811522OGEY, this is true.
>>28811517>RELEASE DATE: Jan 31, 2013This smells like zoomer larp
>>28811418Was Coco's among us entertaining? I assume it forced her to speak english
>>28811534I wonder what SJW kiara would think if she knew this about ame. It would be a real shame if someone were to bring it to her attention on twitter.
>>28811403Choco and Roboco have collabed as well, off the top of my head. And A-chan, if she counts.
>>28811421they all have a spot open on saturday
>>28811522brutal gremlin vs gremlin action
>28811543>he opens up a hololive stream to look at chat
>>28811578hhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
>>28811534Wasnt she latina too? wtf is her problem?
>>28811585>2013>zoomerHello zoomey
Who's flatter, gura or ina
>>28811421>And the sole reason about that is that either they go HoloEN full or nothingAnd why is that not possible?>manager looks at Twitter>hey look everyone loves this guys, let's make them collab with all HoloEN, this will surely improve theirs and Hololive's growth as a whole.>And if you schizos believe that she will do it NO MATTER WHAT, keep in mind that Gura collabs 90% of the time with Amelia. If you retards think that Gura will collab alone with a bunch of retarded twitchfaggots then you are fucking inbreeds.Doesn't matter? The problem here isn't "muh pure virgin".>Hololive is a corporationAnd it sucks, as you can see based on how they treat their talents. They'd literally sell their girls for some extra cash instantly, just see how they got scared with Coco and Haachama.
>>28811534and people wondered who she voted for in Tuesday
>>28811421https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>28811157could've just said very based, we would've understood anon
>>28811525She's gone anon... you have to let her go...
>>28811552>>28811553>>28811571>>28811576
Which holo would play Mafia City?
>>28811533This is a very good way of putting it.
>>28811285>I'm having dejavu, I'm pretty sure I read these exact posts a few days ago.
Ame can't solve this puzzle because she can't look at bright colors for more than a few seconds
>>28811028I love her so much.
>>28811600 for >>28811543
>>28811517I'm not a zoomer but the only video game I play is Crusader Kings 2.
>>28811543This place is already full of retarded newfags anyways.
>>28811424>Ame>bath
>>28811424im not a faggot therefore i dont drink tea
>>28811055ogey
>>28811589I only watched a little, but they kept feeding her wins. Seemed fine if outside of that
>>28811543kids don't watch podcasts, anonchama
>>28811205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlK6PD22NU&t=9990sHer voice is still soothing thoughbut yeah you can tell that she was pissed off.
>>28811623Kiara, sponsored stream.
>>28811403Add Towa to that list
>>28811619Based on what?
>>28811543>I care about the crowd it's going to bring in. Then you're fucking retarded and worried about nothing because not only are they already here but they also make up the majority of western hololive fans
>>28811341The friend, the menhera, and the black SEAmonkey are the only regulars.
>>28811623Excellent fucking soundpost, anon.
>>28811383https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>28811596Yeah which means that the only posibility that the OTV retards has to stream with them is always with the 5, all on anime avatars as well. Hololive isn't that hungry for the fame, specially since they dominate youtube now.
>>28811600I always look at chat and take screenshots of chat to post here but now I'm too tired to sit so I'm in bed with my phone and Ame is in picture-in-picture mode so I can't see chat. I regret
>>28811612Many legal Latino Americans hate illegals
>>28811421Reminds me of when Coco said she wanted to collab with Melody but got cockblocked by management.
>>28811581>>28811612mutt
>>28811623Every time I forget I have this addon and I get spooked
>>288116132013 is zoomer retardYou ain't a le boomer oldfag
>>28811517i am a later years zoomer and watched jerma play this in 2013 on the way to school... i miss those days
I don't like that Amelia's got in her head that the solution to a puzzle might be "there's a secret wall somewhere" just because she's randomly stumbled into a few that were meant to be indicated by a clue in the room
>>28811364Nobody knows that movie anymore.
>>28811593She's talking about the VA industry /pol/chama..
>>28811651Who?
>>28811463but wide?
>>28811673And it never happened becuase Melody was a cunt.
>>28811623I saw the thread that it was from
>>28811534so is ina
>>28811673>Could have had Melody and Coco fucking each other remotely I approve of this narrative and collab
>>28811612Everyone hates linecutters.
>>28811623Gura, only to drop it after an hour and play DBD or Phasmo instead
>>28811615Ina is completely flat with perky nipples. Gura has a tiny bit of meat, enough to make tiny mounds stick out.
>>28811418homostars...
>>28811421wanna bet
>>28811612half latina maybe, or 2nd generation, her spanish pronunciation is good but she claims she isn't fluent during one of her streams
>>28811161>The west is the west are you surprised?
>>28811662Don't put that curse on this thread, friend. Everytime I see that, I'm amazed we got the girls we did.
>>28811028She lives in my heart rent free
>>28811517I’m a zoomer watched a zoomer beat this in under an hour
>>28811543Anonchama, you are one of those kids.
>>28811693Kiara's roommate has made BLM tweets
>>28811616She has expressed little to no interest in people outside of hololive as Gura. No follows/replies etc. She's given fucking Klaius more attention than this guy. I'll cry and moan when it does happen, but I see no reason to be doomposting about it.
>>28811517Sorry bro the only puzzle game I play is Tetris
>>28811673Wasn't this more of a "management doesn't want me to mention her" kind of thing?
>>28811421Ina... Lily... Please...
>>28811701This is just like Minecraft!
>>28811534All of the Trinity is redpilled.
>>28811593Huh? Kiara really lives rent free in your head.
>>28811662I hate this
But Ame shoving a wrench up Gura's butt is cute and canon.
>>28811589If you're fine with some of the worst sandbagging I've seen in a holo Among Us stream then sure it was still entertaining.
>>28811636That's why it'd make the strongest tea.
>>28811623>>28811659I can hear them on my mind don't worry
>>28811517i dont have a pc
>>28811517I saw some posts about it on /v/ during that time but the visuals never appealed to me
>>28811060What if I'm neither an ironic nor unironic weeb, and just enjoy anime and holos like a normal person?
I literally spaced out for a second and Ame solved the red room loop puzzle. How did she solve it?
>>28811421I don't have a strong opinion on this but I think it's pretty shit that the guy unapologetically and unironically trying to leech. Not "leech" by /hlgg/ standards, but legitimately just seeing Gura as a quick business opportunity to grow his fanbase in a different direction.
Ame is literally the kid that those "you can't put a square peg in a round hole" games were designed for, to teach her an important lesson, but she never played one of them so she never learned the lesson
>>28811522Because she gets a lot of antis and a lot of people in this site think they're smarter or better at vidya than they actually are, so they like raging about it.
shitter in OTV in even try to leech himpoki is the only the one in OTV who can be call "big name"still wonder how can gura reach 100k number when streaming without shout out from big name youtuber
>>28811691no anon, the musical.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EyDyxGZn_YI can imagine it so vividly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeAHWAjhaA
>>28811662AAAAA NIGGERMAN TASUKETE
>>28811383>Implying Gura wasn't already my oshi before Hololive
>>28811726I know /pol/schizo that doesn't correlate to your previous post though
>>28811744thank you for reminding me why I stay here in the first place
How much cope will there be when the narrativefags are once again proven wrong tomorrow?
>>28811157>>>/trash/
>Amelia yawns>chat goes "ame sleep!", "go sleep amelia", "you need to rest">says "I'm just yawning geez, leave me alone">same people in chat now go "yeah guys, don't backseat her life", "let her play like she wants" and superchat "don't listen to them amelia, you are an adult lady and can decide for yourself ;)"every time
>>28811744Haha, he read the Chilean's post.
>>28811625
>>28811757Nobody knows, least of all her
So now that hololive got rockstar permissions, how can we get the depressed clown play Max Payne 3?
>>28811525>wake up for stream>no streami sleep
>>28811744go back
>>28811727Klaus pretty much dropped everything to draw more Gura art so he deserves at least some mentions
>>28811721>She lives in my heart rent freeI think you mean you pay her to stay there
>>28811763>>28811421forgot to link
>>28811744no one cares
>>28811744It is interesting that most of the stuff we see every single day and take no notice of is offensive to most of the normal population (eg. daughterwife)Why do redditers always complain about the layout?
>>28811742/pol/tards literally have brain rot, if it wasn't apparent already
>>28811763Why is it always a fucking ESL that is obsessed with this off-topic shit?
>>28811744>you can change both of those things in the settings menu These retards
Just remembered that I dreamt about giving Ame my first time.I don't even watch her as much as I used to.She may actually be a succubus masquerading as a detective.
>>28811157I'm black it's impossible for me to be racist and if you say otherwise thats a hate crime :^)
>>28811744Anyone who calls themself a wholockian deserves to be filtered
>>28811612Even if she was, legal immigrates hate illegal immigrates more than literally anyone else.
>>28811763English very good!!
>>28811727Does Cover force people to make collabs with people?
>>28811793Mikos GTAV stream isnt monetized so we might not have those permissions yet
>>28811757You look at the circle in the wall and walk backwards.You can see through the glass window (though ame never noticed because she hates absorbing the information in her surroundings) that the room she's trying to get into connects to the room with the circle, so if you travel between rooms with it on your screen you take the path that connects them.
>>28811744lmao this faggot read my post asking for lewd art of Ame shoving a wrench up Gura's ass
>>28811272it's something the retards who are brain damaged from being here too long have convinced themselves that anyone that professes to love weeb shit but hasn't wasted 10-15 years of their life on this site must only like this stuff ironically because they're still able to kind of go outside and have friends and relationshipsthere's like an entire generation of people out there now that only barely knows about this site or sees it as something from their youthful past that they outgrewand instead of embracing those people, who, in all actuality, would find the people here kind of cool and admirable for their investment, they double down on hating them and convince themselves they're either being disingenuous or are unworthy. because most of them are fucking mental.
>>28811612Everyone hates illegals, even the people who hire them to be slave labor.
Man it's one thing if she hasn't figured the puzzle out but when she actually gets it and just doesn't realize it it's so frustrating.
>>28811785She's a very good tard wrangler.
>>28811744>when its layout and color scheme feels like something I would have made on google sites in middle schoolI fucking hate zoomers and their need for "beautiful smooth animated" websties that take like 100MB of RAM and run like shit. I'm glad hiromoot has no clue how to run this site so he'll never make some shitty JS-heavy redesign that makes it look like reddit and twitter
RIP will actually go over Dada Dada Tenshi tonightImagine your song becoming the most viewed piece of solo Hololive content while you're off relaxing in a goddamn spa with your extremely devoted bestie
>>28811744These fragile fucks think they are better than this site yet keep coming here and shitting up everything.
>>28811769love this clown
I need a friend.
>>28811759She'd play, get lucky, and manage to put the peg in anyway.Then years down the line a similar problem would present itself to her and she'd be confused because she never actually learned.
>>28811226>>28811415I think the biggest problem with ironic weebs or whatever else you want to call them isn't the refusal to commit or even low-quality posts/discussion, but the insistence on imposing foreign values on Japanese content. Like those idiots who harass manga artists for "lewding the loli" and similar faggotry. They are the real problem because they could feasibly just as easily turn on the ENs or harass the JPs (especially Festival who's an open lolicon) and just generally be a nuisance.
>>28811804Stockholm Syndrome
Gura hates cloutchasers
>>28811744>Redditor talking about layout>Despite Reddit only having early 2000s forum design or mobile garbage
>>28811218Reddit content
>>28811804Because they don’t know about settings menus and haven’t changed the settings on anything ever
>>28811744Ok anons, keep bitching please, you're based.
>>28811272>"unironic" weeb: likes jap shit, keeps it to yourself, doesn't care what anyone thinks, doesn't care if its "cringe", doesn't care if it breaks western conventions, doesn't apologize or attempt to appeal to western sensibilities, isn't a fucking normalfag, doesn't browse reddit>ironic weeb: Haha bro anime is so cringe lol, watches shonen exclusively, wtf sailor moon that's for girls bro, le epic FBI MEME LOL DON'T LEWD THE LOLI BRO LOL SO ORGINAL, same tired bullshit again and again, LOL GO TO HORNY JAIL BONK DA CHAT LOLOLOL, haha yeah bro I watch hentai its art bro haha yeah hentai is so cringe tho, no I just watch anime for the memes, yeah bro that Korone clip was so funny, concernfags constantly, normalfag, hates anime that doesn't appeal to west, filtered by classics/slow/heavier anime, browses redditSomething like that anyways.Death to all normalfags.
I've never seen a wall pop in antichamber before
>>28811857LOVES*
>>28811793>hololive got rockstar permissionsHONTO DA?
>>28811851
>>28811830The circle thing was also taught in that black hallway in the very beginning. She didn't notice then though since she just moved along the walls.
>>28811744Oh hey that might have been me wishing for art of Ame squeezing a wrench into Gura's deliciously tiny and puckering little shark anus.
>>28811517Guess I missed out on watching normalfags play this literal kusoge over half a decade ago>>28811823Only thing cover forces them to do is to play masterpieces like Mosaic all the way to the end, regardless of consoles dying.
>>28811844when will we get a waving flag gif and an animated visitor counter though
>>28811804>Why do redditers always complain about the layout?no idea because reddit's layout is atrocious
>>28811844Anon it’s literally not that hard to get a plug-in or look in the settings menu to fix both of those problems he mentioned
>>28811826Rockstar permissions are only for non monetized streams.
>>28811851dont we all
>>28811744why do ledditors always complain about the layout? have they never seen a website that was made in the early 2000's? I refuse to believe all of them are unironic zoomers
>>28811797He sometimes draw weird shit though
Not to be sexist or anything but I feel like games like this are specifically designed in a way that is impossible for women to solve.Their brains are literally hard wired to not understand things like this.
>>28811744Well layout complain aside, it's the truth, we have plenty of fags shitting on the girls 24/7.What's the point of you posting this exactly?
>>28811851Want to be friends? We could stream ourselves playing Minecraft and no one would watch.
>>28811787E.Y.E. permissions when?
>>28811767Kiara's 'Meant to be Yours' would be fantastic.
>>28811744Anytime you want to complain about antiposting remember that it keeps these faggots away.
Oh my god she finally slowed down and found it.She's going to snap when this whole area is just a fucking challenge section that leads to nothing
>>28811432At least Vacarooanon will get in and we'll have someone on the inside to keep us informed instead of just hints and narratives.
>>28811844Reddit has a way worse layout than 4chan, the commenting layout is completely unusable and abused to shit.t.zoomer
Ame's skirt is so short that accidents WILL happen if she ever goes 3d.
So...When's the second gen?EN has been a resounding success and a few months has passed alreadyWhen do you anons think we can expect the next batch
BASED ON MY COCK RETARD
>>28811901this is true
>>28811901theres a puzzle about how water moves when a container is tipped over and a huge percentage of women cant understand it
Mori's autograph is so shit.
>>28811869When did we stop saying ``niwaka''?
>>28811883That's the point zoomer-kun, it wasn't an eceleb game, it was /v/ kino
>>28811919I can't wait
>>28811874Some say they got Permissions because Miko is planning a Bully playthrough stream
>what is this based on
>>28811846As expected of best girl.
>>28811640Who is this adorable boy?
>>28811040Boring game to watch and she hasn't really done anything except get mad.Viewer numbers reflects this.
>>28811218>why is everyone actually mad about Mori being on some podcast?Mad no. Suspicious yes. Mori isn't the only Holo. Hololive been around for a while, indie vtubers are easier to get for an interview, and those guys can speak Japanese.
Is Amelia's gameplay that boring? Don't see many of you talking about it.
>>28811901that's not sexist anon, that's just the truth
Based on my cock, Ame
>>28811094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnY1d-J9r3w
>>28811744>not a single mention of ogey or rrat
>>28811662I don't understand which holo this is suposed to be
>>28811924probably late summer 2021
Well teamates? What is it based on?
Is ame ok?
>>28811937why that is cunny!
Why does Ame look sleepy
Friendly reminder that Gura didn't know what a modem was until Ina and Ame helped her.
>>28811901you need a large fat cock to complete this
>>28811948its all just a bunch of cubes
>>28811898They arnt zoomers they are all 30+ year olds who have never left reddit the fact of the matter is no zoomers really use reddit they have other places for that shit reddit is a millennials who think they are hot shit
>>28811924I can't imagine the pressure the gen 2 girls would feel having to follow up this gen.
>>28811744Okay but why exactly are you looking for random comments on reddit that mention this shithole?
>>28811850Same
>>28811919>>28811940She'll have spats with bad textures, sorry.
>>28811834Go back you fucking nigger. Ironic weebs are the normalfags who laughed at people like us not ten years ago or less for being weebs, but when anime hit the mainstream and began to be "cool" or mentioned by celebrities it was suddenly okay to like it, but only ironically tho cuz anime is soooooo cringe!Actually, don't bother going back. Save everyone the trouble and just an hero, no one will miss you.
>>28811744>horrible layoutIt's called SOUL.
>>28811950
>>28811954Please post your finest ogeys
>>28811919good.
>>28811744>He talks about some random shit nobody ever posted>Doesn't talk about retards posting rratsogey
I don't watch Amelia very often, has she actually stated that she likes puzzle games or does she appear to just due them out of obligation to her theme?
>>28811948This is true
>>28811919>accidentsshe'll flip it up on purpose for us
>>28811948What's there to comment about it. It's just Ame solving puzzles on her own and occasionally telling her retarded chat to stop concern-fagging.
>>28811900>Definitely not an edit
>>288119352012
>>28811964Reminder that 90% of people dont realize that modem is a shorten term for two words put together.
>>28811910i wonder why they have not done a second one.Or up dated one like Pathologic
>>28811912I don't even like Mori much but god do I want to hear her cover Dead Girl Walking
>>28811919
>>28811662This is the gen 2 you all wish for
>>28811951now I want my oshi to stream this game
>>28811976I want to fuck this clown
>>28811901yea I also beat this game using my dick
>>28811948Its a snorefest thats only good for gremlin moments and quotes at this point.
>>28811968Nah lots of zoomers use reddit it's usually ones like the socially retarded band kids. Everyone else just uses instagram and shit
>>28811948Antichamber gives me motion sickness
>>28811948There's not a lot to comment on.I like the stream well enough, but I'm mostly just watching her and glancing over here every now and then.
>>28811962She is sleepy
>>28811741Kiara is the only one that might not be and that could've changed by now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw9x2A-6Co4
>>28811924probably mid-late next yeari really dont want a EN gen 2. i dont feel like they'd be a disaster compared to gen 1
>>28811941Not true permissions, since it's not monetized.
oh boy, shes gonna do it her way again....
>>28811804>Why do redditers always complain about the layout?It's kind of like when kids complain about non-touch controls, they're wrong, but they don't understand why.
>>28811919I'm pretty sure anyone with this "problem" has purposely shown off their ass in 3D debuts.
>>28812001(ToT)
>>28811935When did Komeiji finally die?
>that toad voice
>>28811028I wish chicken could stay in japan :(
>>28811938My streamers played it then again I’m a boomer zoomer so I’m probably just not in line with the taste of my gen
>>28811985She's playing them to learn patience
>>28811994That's because it's useless nerd trivia
>>28811744Maybe falseflaggers aren't so bad to have around
>>28811985she likes puzzle games but only because she has miraculously managed to brute force her way through all puzzle games she's played without learning their gimmicks. she thinks the appeal of puzzle games actually is forcing her solution to work
>>28811948Antichamber is a puzzle game and those tend to be better to play than watch.
>>28811846Doesn't the Hololive Fukiretta have like 9 million views?
>>28811900Link?
T u T have faith
>>28811744LAYOUT SAVES US FROM REDDIT AGAIN
>>28811619>>28811819I never said it was a bad thing ;^)
>>28811744>got filtered by your average threadimagine if there was a small effort in gatekeeping these threads
I love big titties, but Ina is one of the few flatties who really does things for me
>>28811744What does it feel like to live in an environment where only praise is allowed? How do you react so negatively to minor criticism and a bit of banter? Is this a way to live?
This fucking game is so fucking harsh on the eyes, what the fuck were the developers thinking.
>>28811924probably not til at least half way through next year, cover's said they wanna clean up the management side before they get more talent and then the whole process itself of auditions to debut takes like 4+ months
>>28811662OH JESAS
>>28812053Read nigger read
we should get kiara or ame to play this
>>28811744wtf i love shizoposters now
>>28812009Really I knew a lot of band kids they used ticktoc and Ifunny before tictok got popular
>>28811744I actually prefer reddit's "conversation threading" over 4chan(nel)'s chronological order but the ability to imagepost and lack of a filter makes me appreciate 4chan(nel) a lot more.
>>28812021>Every day we roll the dice on an EN doing some godawful yab>Adding another gen is like adding another set of dice we roll every dayThese threads might not survive it. The only possible upside I can see is them filling in deadhours and abating the shitposting here.
>>28811932She really should have practiced signing her fake name more.
>>28812062it didn't save us back in 2014
>>28811060>Convince me otherwise.Ok here goes: If youre not playing a character then youre not a vtuber. Anyone who feels that they shouldn't keyfabe is a bandwagon jumper.
>>28811985She likes 'puzzle games' like Portal 2 that are basically story games with the occasional 'puzzle' Actual puzzle games like this she just got baited by chat into playing
Gura would have said Shaun of the Dead held up if she didn't feel forced to pretend not to like them saying fag and nigga in the movie.
>>28811981my ogey is far greater than yours!
>>28811935dunno haven't seen anyone use it in a while
>>28811985There are no puzzle games in her old Twitch clips at least.
>>28812024This is literally a puzzle you're intended to bruteforce. There's no 'trick' to it, it's purely trial and error experimenting with motion and timing. Persistence is more important here than problem solving. It's the ideal puzzle for Ame.
Is Ame's iq in the double digits?
>>28812037then is Ina playing HL2 so she can overcome her anger?
>>28811744Too bad this only filters the most basic faggots and not the actual retards who stay and shit up the thread. Still, good enough I guess.
>>28811744(you)
>>28812081Look at this garbage
>>28812034I don't. I think it's better she goes home for now. She can't do much cause of Corona-chan and she misses her family. I hope she gets the chance to go back, though.
This game sucks.
>>28812069They weren't
>>28812075I need to see a chicken playthrough of this
>>28812075Send it a tweet, dumb bird always answer
>>28811975Why?
I want to huff Gura's cunny bet it smells like big macs that is all
>>28811846NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
if she would look at the cubes while moving around she would be able to learn something about how they behave
Is this game shit or is Ame just dumb
>>28811623>>28811659>>28811680>>28811749Hey anons, got the obligatory sound thread going>>>/v/531241541
>>28812069someone said it was one guy. he's probably a math nerd so he probably wasn't thinking about the looks
>>28812017Mori is bluepilled as late as May 2020. But I don't care about my oshi's politics so whatever.
>>28811744
>>28812107Well you have the power do it
I just woke up to see that Gura has cancelled her stream, not only that, but the little faggot of Sykkuno is (as usual) begging for her attention. Guys, please tell me I'm having a nightmare or else...
>>2881209299 is still double digits, anon
>>28812086
>>28812107thank you for helping with the L4D stream
>>28812075>Danganronpabased
>>28812069I've had it in a background tab. Only listening to her sweet voice.
>>28812074Sorry, I'm retarded.
>>28812082Or 2016Or 2012Or 2010
>>28811662now i really want to see EN's audition tapes for the ones that weren't scouts
>>28811744>Kiara was bragging about sub counts>getting filtered by such low quality bait/shitposts
>>28812111Thats what most holos have now so Youtube-kun doesn't get angry.
>>28812107Then make it happen, Enma
>>28812107You have the power to make it happen Enma-chan
>>28812069shut up retard it's called soul
>>28812078Anon, what if I told you there was an extension that could make it look like that?
>>28812107Make it happen, you can do it right?
How much longer till she gives up you think? This whole puzzle section is a waste of time
>>28811977Your concept of "ironic weeb" doesn't exist. Your persecution complex and schizo delusions are getting to you. The reality is that newer anime fans are retards because they are brain damaged zoomers.
>>28812114Doings gods work, anom
>>28812092EN's collective IQ is in the double digits
>>28812085well I mean, that sort of thing IS pretty yikes in 2020
>>28811754Normies don't hang around in 4chan so you just lied anon
>>28812012This
>>28812078>spoilerfuck that, then (you) farmers will be the only thing you see, and then you can't see actual discussion.
>>28811528She sounds kind of like Paige, but that might just be because I haven't taken my meds.
>>28811662now i want to see what the ENs audition videos looked like
It's really irritating how Watson's method of solving puzzles is to do the same thing over and over and over and over, expecting a different outcome each time.
>>28812053anonchama, your comprehension reps...
>>28812069Get fucked zoom zoom
>>28812128The nightmare is real but it will all be washed away by tomorrow and the day after.
What's the sound affect that those motion detect balls make? Paper rustling? Birds taking flight?? a whirligig?
uh I missed it, what was the solution?
>>28811662how could you do this to us friend?
>>28811869Oh, so the HoloEN girls are ironic weebs then?
>>28812135or 2020
>>28811901This is true
>>28811662holy fuck, we got lucky
>Thats kinda dumbno u
>>28812128I'm still thinking about Heathers The Musical being performed by HoloEN and the cogs keep turning bros I think I'm forming a new narrative.
>>28812113
>>28812114nice tryit's already down to 25k diff
>>28812099It's more fun to play then watchwatching someone else play can be some why frustrating.But ame is doing a good job keeping it going
>>28812123>>28811744>WholockianI can already tell what this faggot is like irl
>>28812078You can change that in the settings menu anon please look at it
>>28811662who is that?
>>28811744>the sea of piss still scares off newfaggitsGood
I miss Gura already...
>>28812164What's truly irritating is that the games for some reason oblige her and actually let her pass for doing that
NEW NARRATIVE: hi hi hi hi I realized this new narrative.. gura is the Antichrist she came to me in my dream last night and told me all about it. She is streaming to drain the energy out of our bodies the money is used to strenghrne hell the other ens are in on it. amel is a beezlebub Mori is belphlegor kiara is abbadoon ina literally is a demon. thank you thank you thank you for reading have a good night and God bless.
>>28812065Cunny posting is the ultimate filter
>>28811662>sjw whoreNot surprising at all that she didn't get the job
>>28811662JESASEvery time I see this I momentarily forget the schizo narratives and appreciate what we have.
>>28812185I'm just glad every member had streaming experience before joining
>>28812128Look at the signboards.
>>28812001shion...
>>28812162We already know Amelia didn't sing well for hers and she still got in. What I want to know is what did they all sing.
>>28812066she was really short too
>>28811948I actually took a short nap while listening to the stream, felt good
>>28812157>NormiesThen what are you doing here?
>>28811977>when anime hit the mainstream and began to be "cool" or mentioned by celebrities it was suddenly okay to like itAnime was always liked by the mainstream Anon-chama (Dragonball Z as just one example). Just not the loli cumguzzling ones that you enjoy.
>>28811914It works and it doesn't work at the same time.Someone who plans on antiposting here would feel right at home and keep antiposting if he sees everyone antiposting as well, but would be turned off otherwise if he sees everyone doing the opposite.
>sexist>transphobic>racistThe absolute state of this thread. I dont even know if these posts are (you) baiting or legit retards from reddit
>>28811977anime never became coolthey're losers like us
>>28811662What a fucking rrat
>>28812078I implore you to go back.
fuck this shit I'm watching Miko
>>28812128Why do you care if he replies to her or does Xbox and klause fuck grua too
>>28812177Yet again, nobody knows, especially not Amelia
>>28812116yes
>>28811662Thank god we avoided the timeline where she got in...
>>28811831Thank you for your service anonchama, keep up the excellent work.
>>28811744I hope he saw how much I talked about wanting to eat clussy.
I can't tell if Ame is making progress or not.
>>28812177Just keep trying until it works. You're supposed to bruteforce it.
>>28811383Reminder that SUPERNENECHI kept auditioning over and over until she got accepted
Alright gang, I'm going to start my own game of Antichamber and try and catch up with Ame
>>28812123OH NO NO NO NO
Gura never asked for this...
Amelia literally understands 0 of the mechanics. lmao
>>28812253Progress?
>>28812164you might like Northernlion, I suggest you go watch his puzzle game LPs
>>28812157I'm a normie and I hang around here. I tried the reddit community first, then the discord, then I finally settled here.
>>28812257Gambatte, anon!
>>28812157Anon I work a day job in a feild that requires human interaction
Will we get an actual smart big titty mommy oneesan for gen 2 right?The bird has actual brid brain and is incompetent and the reaper is a fucking dork
>>28812173How am I supposed to know the underlying emotions and psychology that fuel the mannerisms and expressions of those balls?
>>28812078There's links on every post, you can hover over them and look through there.
>>28812218gura sang ride on time
>>28812265kek
How to improve 4chan in two steps:1) Ban mobile posting2) Ban anyone who has ever created an account to post on Reddit
>>28812208Does that frustrate you?
>>28812265I used to watch the egg but most of his streams make me want to slap the fucking controller out of his hands
>>28812235>Xbox is fucking GuraNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In all of HoloLive is there actually big brain? Or are the all brainlets?
>>28812257this is true
>>28811662I just watched it completely... I guess it's a bless that we have what we have... I won't ask ever again for a HoloEN gen2
>>28812185Except with Mori
>>28811977>who laughed at people like us not ten years ago or less for being weebsGod imagine being this upset that you hold a grudge because someone called you a faggot for liking PreCure back in highschool
>>28812144>Flat shaded polygons and harsh colors>it's called soul
>>28812286I've heard polka is /lit/
So seeing utawakus got me thinking...If you got into Holostars EN, what video game or anime song would you want to sing?Me: Baba Yetu.
>>28812257Every journey begins with a single step.Victory cannot be achieved without SACRIFICE, anon. Us /hlgg/ posters know this.
>>28812286Botan is pretty good for FPS and has big brain on among us games.
>>28812276I have a better ideaban everyone who doesn't share the same opinions as I do
>>28812302hi gurraaa
>>28812286Kiara. People underestimate her because she's a ESL but she's actually pretty smart
>>28812286Didnt lion score well on chocos test?
>>28812286We have Botan
>>28811662W H O
>>28812286Botan is pretty high spec
>>28812286Botan is the smartest chuuba
>>28812270>The bird has actual brid brain and is incompetentbut she sat on her eggs for a whole month keeping us warm truly that's motherhood
>>28812286Moona
>>28812284the only puzzle game player i can tolerate is aliensrock because he's legit smarter than me and can solve puzzles i can't
>>28811849Welcome to normalfaggotry 101
>>28812253She is but isn't.This entire path is just an optional side-thing. There's no progress here, it just dead-ends you. This is just one of the optional easter egg puzzles you do to fuck around and test your understanding of the game. The actual path of progress is much easier but she missed it.
>>28812210Ina is just a random fucking demon
>>28812286There's Botan and Okayu seems to have more than 50 iq.
>>28812292Sorry Anon I'm afraid Mori is actually talented and has an attractive personality
>>28811744Filter working as intended, at least.
>>28812306gura pls hug me
Don't forget.
What the literal fuck is she doing?Does she even have a plan?
>>28812321this is true
>>28812301I would just sing dubbed anime openings, specifically Freckles.
>>28812292Gura and her are the factual faces of western Hololive, and soon might be Top 5 faces of Hololive as whole
>>28811662saving this so every time I complain of something the EN girls might do, I'm gonna watch this video to remind myself that I got to be grateful of what we got
>>28810990When the nurse doesn't watch me take my meds I sit in my room and talk to aloe. She is a powerful spirit She usually tells me about her plot of revenge on the doxxposters
Anyone get the impression Ame doesn't like this game
>>28811662>Fuck Minecraft!>YAGOO immediately deletes email and blocks on all media
How are the odds looking for Ame finishing this tonight?
>>28812270>women>smarta-anon I...
>>28812229Kill all niggerfaggots and trannies.
>>28812229It’s a flood of lefties from bunker Chan and the assorted thinking they can shit post on not pol during election season
>>28811022Current late show hosts are busy crying about that mean old man in the White House. David Letterman and Craig Ferguson would be the only hosts I could see that would have something like this on their show without corrupting it.
I want to see Ame play Baba is You just to watch her bash her head into the wall
>>28812321>test your understanding of the game.So she's gonna ragequit here then? Unless chat tells her that this part is optional.
>>28812338Plan?
>*schlick schlick schlick*
>>28811662Why/how the fuck did they even pick her to attempt to audition?
>>28812321lmfao really? that's hilarious
>>28812349She probably just finds it confusing as fuck. Probably also doesn't help with how fucking bright it is.
>>28812301I would brute force my way to management so that I can get my own permissions and begin rapid fire partnerships and promotions until I have so much money that can create my own holohouse for the true endgoal of turning Hololive into a soap opera.
>>28812286An old 5ch narrative is Pekora's roommate graduated as a System Engineer.
>>28812286Botan has big brain, but that's about it, I can't think of anyone else.
>>28812270Wrong image to post when you're talking about smart, anon
>>28812310If she's so smart, why could she never win at children's card games?
>>28812117Lurking. I don't think nu-/v/ can make this work though
>>28812338You don't need plans when you got detectives intuition
>>28812286shark
>>28811977It's okay anon, you would have been bullied even if you didn't like anime
>>28812352she's 80% through
Does anyone know the timestamp when Amelia said it was okay to clip stuff from her member streams?
>>28812357based
>>28812298No, she's suprelit. Also dope and based
Am I paranoid for doubting that the holos aren't good friends with each other when cameras are off?
>>28812189When and how did everyone start talk about it?
>>28812307
>>28812363She already completed the parts that test how much you understand the non-euclidean stuff. The last 2 (the one she just beat and the one she's on now) are pure bruteforce puzzles, right up Ame's alley.
>>28812368Imagine Mori's big fat fucking titties soaking in hot water
>>28812349No, this just how she is
>>28811910Jesus pls, I love EYE so much>>28811997>Or up dated one like PathologicWe should be so lucky. If we could convince Ame to play and get the devs to acknowledge... maybeProbably not tho
>>28812379The EN crew really lowered the bar when it comes to average Hololive IQ
>>28812311>>28812312>>28812315>>28812316>The entirety of Hololive's intellect hinges solely on Botan
>>28811662I take it back, Koopa is pretty good.
>>28812296I know, what a pussy. I forced my non-weeb friends to watch Blue Submarine no. 6 at my birthday and they all thought I was based cause there were titties in it.
>>28812276But anon I just want to lay in bed and shitpost
>>28812368>Still larpinggod I can’t handle how much cringe this repear emits
How do you solve this shit, what the fuck?
Test
>>28812395paranoid? noschizophrenic? yeah
>>28812301An entire BRADIO karaoke stream
>>28812306Hey gura, I enjoy your content.
>>28811744its fags like this that should be gate kept out of the community.That is why I like the """toxic""" posting
>>28812395I think theres enough evidence to suggest that unless they have a truly masterful kayfabe system going on they at the very least enjoy each others company. I'm sure some are closer then others though.
>>28812405It really really didn't
>>28812370Auditions were open to everybody.
>>28812286Polka has read Kafka.Haachama is well versed in western classics.Botan was from a time when japanese education wasn't geared for wageslavery.
>>28812368takamori is such a cringe ship
>>28812385>brain can dodgegets me everytime
>>28811662I can never get more than a few minutes into this
>>28812286Remember Kiara is being held back by playing every game through OBS creating a shit ton of input lag.
i think amelia is retarded
>>28812319>tervehdys aliinsog
>>28812395yesthough probably not everyone is cool with eachother, any gathering of women over the number 2 is given to have at least 1 disliked/outsider one
>>28812429based
>>28812285they don't call him big phil for nothing
I'm closing the stream and going off to go do my repsWatching this is damaging
>>28811662Damn if vTubers ever go corporate mainstream at the moment this will be what we are getting.
>>28812412One person holds 70% of the total holo IQ
>>28812395nah they are good friend same as gen 5there was a discussion here yesterday about gen 2 i think it was who took more than a year to have their first off collab since they were more coworkers than friends
Stop bullying Gura bf on twitter guys, thats not very nice
>>28811662I'm really glad with who we've got after seeing that, we dodged a bullet
>>28812444I can't make it past a minute
damn this game really puts me to sleepsee you later
this is stubbornkino My soul feels consumed by the stubbornness
>>28812268>>28812287>>28812307Thanks everyone! I got my red gun!
this game is pissing me off and making me sick
>>28812153Shut up faggot nigger
>puzzle involves having patience for more than two seconds>"yeah, I dunno, I don't understand this one, I liked the other puzzles better"
>>28812310>she's actually pretty smartlol
>>28812423You past the rrat test, take an ogey.
It's Friday and Ame is the only EN streaming tonight. Think about that.
>>28812270>Noel>SmartPutting this aside yeah, I want an EN Noel so fucking bad.
>>28812444I watched the entire thing, all I can say is UNITY
>>28812421I'm guessing you use cubes to block the elevator, and keep going lower and lower until it has enough spring.t. never played the game
>>28811977go back where, idiot? i'm from here, i just am not trapped anymore like you.>Ironic weebs are the normalfags who laughed at people like us not ten years ago or less for being weebsthose people don't fucking exist, anon, they've all grown up and gone out and had families and shit and the existence of weeb shit is a distant memory to them. you're just psychotically hating anime fans that are a different generation than you.
>>28812301Red Sun, and maybe some Gintama OPs/EDs (like Donten or Samurai Heart)don't know if my voice fits either songs, but there's literally nothing the viewers could do to stop me
>>28812402Imagine Kiara grabbing them desperately as she eats Calli's cunny.
>>28812461Nobodys been bullying me though
>>28812382Eh, threads have had mixed success since sounds "came back" around april. Weekends are better as there's more anons on to make oc and bump, but we'll see.
>>28812405It was plenty low already, anon. Don't fool yourself.
This game sucks shit. And this color scheme is the modern day equivalent of Red Alarm.
>>28812438I thought you didn't have to submit a video until they picked you. Nevermind.
>>28812388It was towards the end of the watchalong today i think
>>28812440>Polka has read Kafka.mind spoonfeedng me this one anon?
>>28812479It's over, EN is finished.
>>28812381I mean children's card game is pretty hard. It takes an Adult to play them correctly.
>>28812065a simple utterance of nigger and faggot is probably enough to keep these retards away from this website. People should shame those absolute pussies who use filters like back in the day
>>28812461I don't use twitter bro.
>>28812368Mori would never think lewd thoughts about this chicken
>>28811417lol
>>28812306sex with me pls
>>28812423Gura took tonight off because she started getting pregnancy cravings for peanutbutter burgers and mint gum
>>28812077I've never known a single person who used ifunny, tiktok users all would all be on tumblr if it was about 5 years ago
>>28812469H-HE'S FAST
>>28811491Think of the poor Touhous
>>28812497Imagine Mori slapping her in the face for being a batshit insane bisexual cunt
>>2881230124-Hour Cinderella
>>28812405
>>28812446I bet this total GIGAGSTACY is doing it on purpose because she's just THAT damn good
>>28812442... but I can't stop watching
>>28811022>"Alright, its time. You've read it on twitter, you've read the clueless comments. You know whats coming.... And I dont know why I'm pointing to the side because shes on the screeeeeen... Gawr Gura!">"huhaha! Hello! Hello hello Steven. Im a big fan. Hello at home also, hi.">"That's a... I dont even know how to react to that haha. Gura? Is it Gura or is it Gawr?">"Gura, Gura.">"Alright alright. So you're a fan of the nightshow?">"Yeah, yeah absolutely, I used to watch it every night back in uhh. Atlantis.">"Atlantis right. Hows the weather there?">"uhh wet I suppose. Its not really weather">"yeah its not really weather, Id guess yeah. Alright alright people settle down. So, Gura, you are a uhh... virtual youtuber.">"Yeah.">"Right, right. See we were supposed to start by asking 'whats a vtuber' and some introductions and so on-">"Yeah!">"-but my niece will KILL me if I dont ask">"oh god huhaha">"Can you do the thing?">"The thing?">"Yeah, the thing, you know.">"The a thing? 'a' ">"No, no, not like that! Come on they're cheering for you"
>>28812405Not at all honestly. I would put EN at above average.
>>28812375Doesn't surprise me. You can tell she tries hard to debuff her own intellect but despite that learns things much faster than most other holo.
Give it to me straight, /hlgg/. Is it true?
>>28812524Look at the size ofOh its her leg.
>>28812524Thats the white trash drunkard shark I know!
>>28812524That's a huge dick for someone whose pregnant.
>>28812524baby check
>>28812460>gen 2 didn't have an off collab until more than a year after their debutDo they live in the boonies or something?
>>28812381There are different kinds of intelligences. Kiara is very sharp but her brain is an unoptimized mess that translates through 3 languages to comprehend languages. Notice how german-only Kiara is a bit more fast to respond and react than a Kiara that constantly speaks in English and Japanese. But too bad because Chicken loves talking.
>>28812538nah she only has one monitor like a retard
>>28812440>Botan was from a time when japanese education wasn't geared for wageslavery.Botan isn't 60, anon.
>>28811042why does this image convey so much sexual energy without even having any nudity?
>>28812444How far do you get? To the big gay part? To the part where her actual audition starts?
>>28812549That I fucked your mom last time? Yes
>>28812534And then she fucks her for it. My dick anon.
>>28811421wtf is otv
>>28812549https://streamable.com/hv76eh
>>28812368I still remain convinced Mori is more in danger of accidentally falling in love with Kiara than Kiara actually doing anything to her
>>28812549Yes. Looking at a picture of R.RAT does in fact replenish some of your stamina. It has been confirmed for a while now.
>>28812549This is true.
>>28812537this is one of the most shameful moments ever in hololive, an absolute travesty
Gura could be singing brain power to Ame right now if this universe wasn't always against us.
>>28812117These and dmc threads are the only reason I even look /v/
>>28812563Haha, yeah...
>>28812549Yes, Gura is actually Gawr Gura
>>28812519Specially being less than one feet apart, their bodies wet and exposed under water ...
>>28812446wait what, why isnt she using the direct feed?
>>28811744>Gatekeeping shitheads like this oneYou guys make me proud sometimes, not gonna lie.
>>28812575>We could've had more Gura moans todayFUCK AMERICAN ISPs
>she's still at the bonus puzzle
CAN SOMEONEANYONEPLEASE START STREAMING GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CHAMBER
>>28812576That would only happen if Kiara stop blitzkrieging her with dere dere
>>2881247917 minutes from now honorary holoEN gen0 ELITE MIKO will stream her return to GTAV
>When the wrench hits just right.
>>28812502>Didn't include that one with the rabbit girl pumping her arms to Yellow LineI wish I knew where I had that one saved
>>28812576This
>>28812368She's actually anticipating in more than I thought she would. That's cute.
>>28811662Fuck you i finally managed to forget about this
>>28812582ogey
>>28812549yes, her f*cebook confirmed it
>>28812543As a newfag EOP, redpill me on other gens' intelligence?Whenever comparisons to EN are brought up, I mostly only hear things like e.g. Botan or Okayu are much smarter and better at games.
>>28812527Huh location must be everything you USA or Canada or some place else
>>28812549Yes, I'd eat it.
>>28812616Will she be more sore before or after though. That is the real question.
>>28812585>>28812614I've got it
Yep, Ame's tiltedTime for Genshin
>>28812603Are you frustrated?
Alright, last puzzle room
>>28812565When she starts talking about Discord drama I just close it
please tell me ame's almost finished, i don't want her to drop the game before she finishes it but I'm also having a bad time
>>28812613Gura's prostate...
>>28812549Yes I did it
>>28812338All she needs is a little goddamn FAITH!
>we lost two gura streams today
>she forgot her ability>>28812634VERY.
>>28812621>>28812622LMAO
>>28812549Yes watame is Amelia Watson it’s like Voldemort and Tom riddle
Why is Choco's model so bad?
>>28812598Because our chicken only has 1 monitor. Also she isn't that smart.
>>28812368>>28812402>ywn be the masseuse that gets to massage around her fat milkerswhy live?
>>28812631Meant for >>28812368
>>28812606How the fuck are you supposed to know its a "bonus puzzle"
>>28812256
>>28812622Knock Knock
>>28812576The chicken likes her for real, I believe she can timidly push forward if Calli is receptive.
>>28812645The price we had to pay for a guerrilla trinity collab
>>28812634I'M FUCKING SEETHING
>>28812645guess that's the price of extra gurame
>>28812636holy fuck anon
>>28812645and were gonna lose more unless her internet problem "solves on it's own".
>>28812613This looks like FBK and Gura fused together
>>28812645This is the monkey's paw for getting the guerilla Phasmaphobia collab, isn't it?
>>28812576Mori's straight.>so's spaghetti unt-Neck yourself.
Why is Amelia's chat so fucking condescending? I'm seeing a ton of people make sarcastic remarks about how she can just turn the game off and sleep
>>28812645she had to watch her oshi please andastand, she ain't here for us
>>28812636Good job anon nice speed run
>>28812634I hate Comcast so fucking much
>>28812662It's old, she only recently got a new version.
>>28811517by this point I've forgotten 95% of the content anyway
>>28812669This is true
>>28812624The lowest scoring Holo on Choco's test is Nene with 3 but you don't need to be smart to be a good holo.
>>28812616This woman went 3 days straight without sleeping and has been overworking herself for weeks now ofc she's looking forward to it
>>28812235Because Klaius simply wants to fuck her, Xbox wants money and that guy looks like a legit leech creep stalker instead. Imagine harassing her on Twitter like that.
>>28811662heh....I knew who it was before opening it
Remember to suck your nutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgigFEjL9w
>>28812645Paimon didn't appreciate the trinityfags cockiness.
>>28812686All women are bicurious anon
>>28812301I'd singhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdEVMQqsM0owith my oshi Kiara so we could watch the idolfags seethe together
>>28812686I SAIDSO'S SPAGHETTI UNTIL YOU GET IT WET
>>28812610>Kiara stop blitzkrieging her with dere deregood thing Kiara will never know how to be subtle then or else Mori would actually have to worry.
>>28812691because the moment any vtuber says theyre tired chat will sperg out and demand them to sleep
>>28812461I only use twitter to find porn artists
>>28812638Why don't you drop it then, faglord?
>>28812713Maybe when they're in college.
>>28812681You can speed run this game pretty quick
>>28812645is this the price we pay, TRINITYbros?
>>28811662Thank God she outed herself within in the first few minutes. Japs said fuck that real quick.
>>28812664You know she is actually flat, right anon?
>>28811744Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard for a while
Hey Sharkfuckers, your oshi's fans are making videos begging for Jerma collabs
>>28812699No, Aqua is the lowest with 1.
Bros, I fear Ame is too annoyed by the game. I fear she's gonna ground pound someone's mom to make up for it.
>>28812725because i support my girls
>>28812664I'll genocide an entire race just for the chance to work at the spa place they're visiting. And also to serve their table at that yakitori place they went
SHE GAVE UP
Another day of this kusoge...
>>28812686Mori's gonna be dropping some of her mom's spaghetti
>>28812664>Be masseuse>Tall white gaijin girl with big titties walks in>You get to touch her back while her huge breasts squish out under her
>>28811662Bring back bullying
Fucking hell... another Antichamber stream. Please just drop this shit.
>>28812726This is true
remember when Ame stream all day long with random Apex streams?Now she's out of energy after 1-2 streams......
>>28812576Yuri fags need to take their meds
>>28812549Amelia said Wat Son before shoving meGura did the Same to meMori called me a dead weight when I was on her team
>>28812746Shes been falling asleep for about an hour and a half now. Im suprised she went for this long
>>28812736will Jerma finally say "trans rights"?
>>28812729Mori has never left that mindset seeing how cringe she is
And done! How'd it go for Ame?
>>28812567(you) just won the thread, congratulations anon.
She'll drop another game...
>>28812645>I don't want to say goodbye...Bet she was excited to steam again
>>28811823forced collabs to boost other talents with lower number, or sponsored one
POAL WAS RIGHT AGAIN
Sleepy Ame is precious
>>28812270Imagine how boring a smart holo would be. Unless she is a professional semen demon that can empty my balls at her will, I probably wouldn't watch. Hololive entertainment thrives in chaos caused by low intelligence.
Amelia's been up for like 5 hours and she's already going back to bed.
>>28812386I appreciate your shitpost, but as autistic chad, anyone who ever tried to bully me got btfo pretty quicklyAlso, I spent a massive chunk of my adolescence alone in very nearly the middle of nowhere, so that helpedAlso also, I can be pretty normal and likeable when I try
>>28812736Artemis sounds like a dude with a voice filter or doing his best to do a female voice. Is it just me?
>>28812736kek
>>28812705Gracias Risu.
Watson you don't have to read superchats ever why waste a stream on it?
>>28812738bacua....
Not gonna lie teammates, is your oshi really that worth it? Are retarded people really something that appealing? I never understood it.
>>28812685I was ok with losing Minecraft. DBD too? It's too much...
>>28812256Did she explain what she tried to do differently each time?
>>28812785ame is the best
>>28812785
>>28812736I lack the reaction face but wtf
>>28812785Shark wouldnt be able to get past the second puzzle in that game.
just in time for migoti
>>28812778No, Artemis is trans. People were even making jokes they were dakooters.
>>28812766She's quit for today, you weren't supposed to actually beat her, she's got a woman debuff
>Immediately ends stream to beat the fuck out of Bubba
Reminder that Gura's sister is cuter than Gura.
>>28812736A Jerma and Ame collab would be kino
>>28812750>constantly worried for your life because only yakuza have tattoos and she has multiple
>>28812785>Are retarded people really something that appealing?dude look at yourself, you're calling a person retarded because they're bad at puzzle gamesunironically meds
>>28812270I'm hoping for Vocarooanon.
>Dabs on your oshi's internet connection Are ya frustrated chumbuds?
>>28812766She, uh
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85511598Next Gurame collab
>>28812736I don't get it
>>28812775With going to bed she means staying up for another 9-12 hours watching Netflix and watching Kiara's streams.
>>28812785you don't have much to choose for women
>>28812713Most men are aroused seeing erect penises (or at least a significant portion, running on memory here), it's more like the entire human race
>>28812774We've never had a smart holo so who's to say. A smart holo would be able to talk at length about interesting thing and have interesting gameplay when their mechanical skills isnt in tandem with their thinking
>Are you frustratedHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay before calling me a schizo at least read the whole thing>podcast announced and all but confirmed 3 weeks ago>absolutely abrupt rise in Mori anti percentage>two threads of shitposting>2 weeks of harsh criticism for Mori regarding anything>jew arc that lasted a week>tranny arc that lasted 6 days>fast forward to yesterday>Deadbeats have a case for Mori>"/hlgg/ just criticizes her every action!">partial truth gets bought>meltdown still kinda sorta happens but the scale is lowered by a lot>damage control is still working wonders in THIS VERY THREADnow I'm not saying deadbeats were the ones shitting on Mori all those weeks but....I have to admit, everythings working out suspiciously well for them. That's all I have to sayBut let me take my meds now
>Are you frustrated
Yes.
>are you frustrated
MY FUCKING DICK
She's HERE
my fucking dick
SHE'S HERE
god Ame and Gura are close
>>28812785Yeah, we can't be good at everything. Her qualities more than make up for it.
well /hlgg/? are you frustrated?
>Are you frustrated?Well, are you anon?
>Are you frustrated?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28812778Not even a voice filter. He has the same fake nasally voice all the trannies try to put on.
>are you frustrated?
>>28812785dogs and girls are cuter when they're a little dumb. not guys though because working with actual retards is tiring
>>28811662>I identify as a womanI-It's a tranny? I'm so confused
>>28812805So a dude.
Why does Ame still use the #holoMyth video from debut for her ending? She needs to get her own ending already like the other ENs
THATS GURAS LINE YOU CANT SAY THAT
>>28812402I'm going to need a sample of that water for some tea tasting
>>28812576I am convinced the second step to Chicken's master plan is to tone it down and create some distance between Mori and her so Mori can actually feel the absence. This technique usually works on emotionally starved men and oh boy I'm betting /your boy/ is an emotionally starved tomboy.
>Are you frustrated, hehehe?THEY KNOWTHOSE FUCKING BRATSI WILL MATING PRESS THEM ALL!
>are you frustratedSHE'S HERE
I fucking knew she'd say that
>>28812758pregnant women have less energy
>>28812808I think they're both cute. I have been trying all day to find porn of her to no avail.>>28812815Yes ISPs are cancer
>>28812816What the fuck Amelia broke my dick
SHES ACTUALLY HERE HOLY SHIT
>>28812812Come on, it's not just her approach to puzzle games. There are other things.
>Are you frustrated?God damnit Gura rubbing off on her.
>>28812805But dakooters is actually self aware and funny
>>28812816They got the random hairs on my penis just right.
>>28812758The security of a paycheck then you have indies who stream everyday from 1 to 2 hours sometimes doing double sessions without going past double digits on the VODs
>>28812785She was tired and did fine all things considered. The main thing that affects her performance in puzzle games when she isn't tired is her being stubborn.
>>28811662GOD I love Yagoo now for picking up girls like this.
>>28812683Sometimes you do have to wait for it to just stop fucking up. You call up the ISP and they send a tech guy or diagnose from their end only to say everything is fine. They leave you with no other choice but to just wait when the problems inevitably continue.
>Open Ame's stream>"Are you frustrated?">*stream ends*Maybe I am
>Are you frustrated?AME LET GURA GO YOU CANT CONTINUE TO HOLD HER HOSTAGE THESE ANONS MAY NOT SEE IT BUT I KNOW YOUR PLAN DETECTIVE
>>28812736Jerma would absolutely drop 10k on a top quality rig just to do one collab as a vtuber and then never use it again
>>28812758Pretty sure she just found her rhythm. Notice how she sounds more happier these days.
YES AME, IM VERY FRUSTRATED
No Gura stream upcoming...Post your favourite Gura clip!
>>28812805Nigger even dakooters is better
>>28812852sorry anon only chicken gets that broth
>>28812812Yes. People who can't into puzzle games are probably retarded>>28812801True, but at least she would probably acknowledge how stupid she is.
>>28812847Yes.
>>28812863Such as 20k bitrate.I still love her tho.
>>28812830>>28812832>>28812834new narrative, she had something to do with cancelling gura's streams today lol
>>28812860She's still too obscure to randomly get porn. If you want it, you'll have to commission it yourself.
I'M SO FRUSTRATED
>>28812785She's honestly not that retarded, she just has very little patience and is stubborn. Instead of finding the right way to do something she focuses on one idea she has and tries to brute force it and gets frustrated when it doesn't work. So it's frustrating to watch but not for stupidity reasons.
>>28812865>God damnit Gura rubbing off *to her.
>>28812812An IQ test is just a collection of puzzles.
>>28812847You really can't tell a male voice when you hear one?
>>28812849Because she's the one that made that video.
How can I skip a day
>>28812513All clowns read Kafka, anon. And she mentioned it during Chicken's collab.
Ame is getting a couple of thousand less likes on her Antichamber video than usual.
>>28812286Most of them are smarter than the average poster in this thread. Most of you guys are a bunch of NEETs or low skill workers overrating yourselves. A lot of them just act dumb for the same of entertainment or because they don't care enough to pay attention to what they're doing.
>>28811977Lmao, faggot
>>28812853You're weird.
>>28812766No one is impressed that you used a guide to speedrun the game.
>>28812829Oh fuck he's on to us
I'm Sexually Frustrated
if I became a chuuba, would you guys simp for me
>>28812829You are a skitzo anyone who would do this would be an even bigger skitzo then you more meds being supplied via air ducts
>>28812624Ina, Gura, and Ame at the very least are above average for a holo. Most people are comparing them to the absolute gamer gods like Botan and Aqua. When you look at the whole roster, most of the girls are completely hopeless.
>>28812853Mori's song after Kiara leaves is going to be entirely dedicated to how much she misses her and wished she would stay in Japan
So how close was Ame to finishing?
>>28812905work
>>28811804I really don't get it. Reddit's layout is so fucking aggravating to me.
Well that's it good night teamates, chumbuddies, deadbeats, cultists and jannies
https://files.catbox.moe/s9k2qk.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/6lhvn1.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/vnn9yv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/7y2ibm.mp4
Amelia forced Gura to cancel her stream by GUNPOINT
https://files.catbox.moe/dfamoi.mp3
>>28812805Don't fucking drag down discount HER like that. At least Dakooters tries to do a girls voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4xiofbLH0ELITE CHADS GET IN HERE
>>28812748In ... Kiara's ... cunny ...?
I'm frustrated she hasn't dropped or finished this shit yet.
>>28812829This is more retarded than it is schizo.
>>28812785Yes? If I wanted high quality gameplay I'd go watch some dude on twitch.
>>28811744>awful design>can't into a proper search bar on leddit>can't use find on page cause they don't' display them all>forum design is literally from the mid 2000s, but manages to be even worse
>>28812738Aqua has shown to be pretty smart in games, Choco's test is not about intelligence anyway, it's about accumulated knowledge.
>>28812705Fuck off ungrateful whore
>>28812921No you'd never be able to steal my heart from Gura
>>28812785None of the big streamers are 'smart'. The hard truth is that few people like to feel inferior to a person they're watching, so even the intelligent ones intentionally dumb down their act, find another way to give their audience the upper hand, or lose viewers.
>>28812921post voice
>>28812905I'd also like to know
>>28812929She's about halfway through>>28812931Goodnight, kind anon.
>>28812931Ina and Iofi soon!
>>28812841I was at first then I went go on a late 2000's music video binge.
>>28812926Make sure to write that on Genius as your interpretation of the lyrics.
>>28812940Fuck off.
https://files.catbox.moe/s9k2qk.mp4
>>28812905If you miss a day you’ll be confused when you get back. Its better that you don’t
>>28812790It seems she didn't specify anything in particular but she certainly was changing stuff since she mentioned recording different videos each timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBqEmiAu5s
Please for the love of god tell me someone is streaming today
>>28812933>>28812939The alcoholism helps.
>>28812370You can send auditions anytime for Hololive, they just announce times when they're going to select for the next generation so they can remind people they're open.
>>28812270The bird knows more languages and makes more money than you.
>>28812823Faggotchama...
>>28811798I'm the guy who made that picture. I really hate that edit. I tried fixing the nose in a different way but I didn't get any feedback last time I posted it.
>>28812941Kiara doesn't have cunny she isn't cute and funny, just funny
>>28812922I can hear this image
>>28812785I pray for my oshi's success.
>>28812963Fuck you Miko is honorary holoEN
>>28812311It's just a trivia quiz. I wanna see Botan do problem solving before I'm convinced.
>>28812402How much money do I need to spend to drink that water
>>28812971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k63mnYQrOM
>>28812733>You know she is actually flat, right anon?Anonchama...
>>28812971Ina in 4 hours
>>28812939doubly so
>>28812872Could YAGOO fuck your oshi on stream and still be well received form the audience?
>>28812940erito going global
>>28812971Ina is "Drawing Something" in two hours
>>28812941Cunny? Kiara is an absolute unit, she got a bonafide austrian pussy, not a cunny.
>>28812915It’s not that hard to beat anon once you get the guns if you arnt a brainlet you can solve the game pretty quick
>>28812926I was thinking how much would it sell if she dedicated a song to the chimkin, but this is even better, I would fucking cry like a pathetic loser-faggot 3000 if this happenned.
>>28812939well /hlgg/?
>>28812829Your timeline is all wrong, people have been calling Mori a jew since the membership, in fact that's what started the mori anti brigade that persists to this day.
>>28812957Anon, that is in 14 hours
>>28812976You're close, but I'm not explaining how
>>28812921I'd totally stream snipe you and try my hardest to get you to graduate.
>>28812940Why is she called "Elite" anyways? I thought Sakura meant pink in Japanese?
>>28811662>i identify as a woman and a big gayWhy always this retards have their gender bullshit on their heads 24/7?Thx God we dodge a bullet... GEN1 UNITY
>>28812940Right on brother.
>>28812850It's Kircheis's line
>>28812978Shes the most fuckable girl in EN tho
>>28812785Haachama seems to have one of the biggest fanbases so I don't see why you're asking.
>>28812940>F**men~what did she mean by this
>>28812928what's that?
>>28812645Honestly ruined my day i thought the worst thing i woke up to today and I'm hungover as shit
>>28812733Anonchama... your roommate reps.
GTA Kino starting in a few minutes friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4xiofbLH0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4xiofbLH0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4xiofbLH0
>>28811421It will never happen because OTV doesnt do collabs. At most they'd invite one of them to the otv podcast, and even then Gura is fundamentally autistic and would need an EN adult to bounce off of. Thats either Amelia or Mori and they both have the kind of personality that would do very poorly on a talking-only podcast like otv's.The only otv-EN collaboration that could possibly happen is lily and Ina doing an art stream, because Lily is also an autistic hikkikomori and has been genuinely interested in vtubers for a while now.Everyone other pairing would be purely a business exchange and none in hololive is experienced or extroverted enough to make a zero chemistry collab work.Besides after the Hard Yab with Fed earlier this year I'd be surprised if Cover cleared OTV for a collab unless they just dont look into it at all. They dont even share platforms, otv is from Twitch so there'd be no "i host you you host me" diplomacy either.
You literally, LITERALLY cannot deny that Amelia has to 100% be here No other reason to say "are you frustrated?~" like that She knows.Say hi to Amelia!
>>28812949That's just not true, pros or highly rated people are usually among the most popular streamers for any given competitive game. People can watch streams for entertainment and not skill sure, but plenty of people are entertained by skill rather than intimidated.
>>28812901It's this mindset that gave her all these "lucky" miraclesWhich is why she's over-relying on it way too much.
>>28812921Post voice gotta be good or no bucks
>>28812977Looks better now I'm a retard at art so I don't know what to say I guess the black line makes it look like you only drew one nose hole. Still I love the artwork
>>28812940Sorry, but I want to see a shark's reaction to child murder.
>>28812940https://streamable.com/rpy96h
>>28813023Fuck off.
The map design in this game is annoying and garbage.
>>28812983She's apparently pretty good with computer stuff, but I dont watch her so not sure about any more
>>28812809I want to disagree, but I cantStill hope it never happens, we don't need even more normalfags
>>28813026Or maybe it's Gura's most recent catchphrase?But nobody recognized it in chat, are we the only ones that consider it one?
>>28812995this
>>28813026There's no reason for her to imitate the catchphrase of her best friend?
>>28813011
>>28812736ALL TRANNY NIGGERS FUCK OFF
>>28812955Is that gura brand caffeine cheese I’ll take 10
>>28813044>Telling an EN to fuck offGo back
>>28813011Those two statements have nothing to do with each other and no, Sakura is a type of tree. Elite is a just a cute buzzword she attaches to her actions like elite English or shitting.
Amelia, on your next stream, wink a bunch of times in a row to dog whistle to us freaks
>>28813017lol no. she's ugly as fuck
>>28812896Not everyone knows what bitrate even means.>>28812785She just lacks patience and is very stubborn, but Ame is not dumb at all.
>>28812940MY 35P!!
>>28813044Does it frustrate you?
>>28813026This is evident by her fake crying when the dox first happened
Goodnight Teamates and company, remember to take your pills before bed!
>>28813026She literally banned mention of 4chan and hlgg on twitch chat, I don't know how anybody could deny this fact by now
>>28812941yes
>>28813026it's literally and spiritually gura's catchphrase
>>28812977Didn't even notice the nose, looks better now though
>>28811662>all that lead up for an INCREDIBLY shitty audition where she announces her gender identity, talks about Discord drama, and then wears fucking panties on her headJesuuuus
>>28812998Amelia made hundreds of dollars being a retard and you did it for 3 (you)s. Congrats.
>>28812890I feel like this might rank up there with palm Rushia and bottle mori for misleading thumbnails
>>28813044Go home
>>28813068delusional
>>28813026More like Ame and Gura are rubbing off on each other
>>28813011she beat call of duty
How will the shrek watch along go?
>>28812904I suspected that she might've been involved, but I didn't want to imagine that Cover had one of their talents create promo material instead of advertising for them. If that's what you meant "that video". Otherwise, I'm a dumbass.
>>28813026No she just has sex with gura on discord>what!
>>28813025>It will never happen because OTV doesnt do collabsI have no idea what you even mean by this. They stream with non-OTV members all the time.
>>28812921No because you're not a cute and or funny girl
>>28813077That's more likely that she just hates us. Though I'm almost 100% sure Mori comes here.
>>28813026Anon, are you seriously implying we're the only ones who noticed Gura's line?
Which EN should Coco collab with first?Is she more of a Mori person? Or an Ame person? Or even a Gura person?
>>28812897She was doing tech support trying to save Gura's streams. That's why she didn't open the stream chat until a minute before it went live.
>>28813025>or Mori and they both have the kind of personality that would do very poorly on a talking-only podcastMight want to rethink that one.
>>28813026Hi Amelia, shove a big wrench up Gura's asshole at your earliest possible convenience please and thank you
>>28813051The chat is the absolute lowest denominator that doesn't even realise these girls are in the same group as each other and should not be used as an indication for anything.
>>28813036What show is this and edit of
>>28812921can you 1632143P?
>>28812778When in doubt, it's a faggot mate.
>Please give me your strongest narratives right now, i need them, i'm about to sleep and i need something to keep me calm
>>28813025sykuno is LITERALLY playing with pewd rn
What's wrong with Miko? Why does she sound like that?
>>28813090You chickenfags are
>>28813026>not knowing this since the fucking beginningShe's not the only one here.
>>28813077That would just mean she hates us, you know, "the perpetual hating machine" and, recently, the guys who made her delete tons of her past.
>>28813011She used to call herself an elite gamer and it caught on ever since
>>28813117Kiara does not own a gun
>>28812815Spectrum could be worse.t. Spectrum faggot who doesn't have to deal with throttling and doesn't have to deal with overpriced shit
>>28812899THREE NUTS PER DAY
>>28812977Oh, I thought you were just another anon making a further edit. I saved the version you just posted over my other copies and moved on. Both the edit and then your fix have been incremental improvements. The original looked like her nose was backwards from the camera perspective since you're not looking at her straight on.
Iofi Stream!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXx2t2hKrQIofi Stream!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXx2t2hKrQIofi Stream!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXx2t2hKrQ
>>28813026When she said "Are you frustrated" she was actually talking to Gura. Gura canceled her streams today to go to Ame's place and eat her out while she streamed and Ame had leg locked Gura's head and kept it there until she almost passed out.
>>28813083Not the same anon as antechamber anon just know the game is easy
>>28813102All of them in a meme review
>>28813020An endless void that enitrley removes days from your calendarBut at the same time, you suddenly get money after itit's strange
While I respect Ame for trying out new games, puzzle games are hardly good stream games. Most people get stuck in some parts unless you actually have high IQ and can get shit done fast. Its frustrating for the streamer and for the people who are watching. Imo she should stick to action games / FPS campaigns and when she wants to play something unconventional maybe try story focused games.
>>28813117Fine you want a strong naive rrat here>Mori is the one planning something lewd during the Spa date but Kiara is the one that will turn her down
>>28813105Listen to the podcast and then come back. Mori has diagnosed aspergers, she's physically unable NOT to sperg out.
>>28813117You can't handle my strongest narratives
>>28813117Narrative: I busted the fatest fucking nut to Senchou's body earlier
>>28813120she's disabled irl
>>28813120she is a japanese
>>28813117Amelia is from the Vanderbilt family
How often do you guys shower?
>>28813117You have a rape fetish because you fap to art by a guy who draws nothing but it. Learn to appreciate vanilla like a Real Man
>>28813102she's closer to a tryhard dork with sleeping issues that loves kusoge than a twitch gremlin that loves Minecraft
>>28813117Ame is schizo and Bubba is her feral gremlin personality
>>28813023STAY HOME!
>>28813070If anything she's lackadaisical in how she deals with things.
>>28813121mori chicken and ame are not much to look at desu
>>28812963Miko is EN Gen -1.
>>28813133Wish my spectrum didnt do that exact shit to me.
>>28813117Mori was just pretending to go on a podcast with anitubers.
>>28813117Kiara was dtf Marine
>>28813120short tongue
>>288131572-4 times a week
>>28813140The game is easy after you've already played it? Tell me more.
>>28813102She hates EN.
>>28813137>Streaming at the same time as MikoThis is suicide
>>28813093dreck
>>28813117Ina is going to graduate so her roomate doesn't lose her game company commissions
So now that there are no streams for the next 2 hours, what song would you like to get a cover, and who do you want to cover it?I want Mori and Suisei to do https://youtu.be/2snm79cxw_8
>>28813019She is homer sexual
>>28812835>>28812838Yeah, I'm thinking she's hereHi Ame. Don't shitpost too much
>>28813102Ame/Kiara
>>28813137How the fuck can they even play Bandori?Are they forced to play solo to play specific songs? >same intro loops but not seamelesslyThis is awful.
>>28811823It's either their own talents or corporate one. I would be glad if they forced Gura to be featured in NHK program and could see some appear in Japanology in the near future
Nyahallo~
>>28813117The Spa date is all in Kiara's mind. She is going to imagine all of it. Mori is just going along with it to stop her from breaking down.
Why is polka so popular both in /hlgg/ and /hlg/
Miko is too cute to exist
>>28813120 shes autistic and sick with leukemia
>>28813146Please don't say this, you are hurting me
>>28812963FAQ YOU
>>28813144It depends on the game, Superluminal was fine because they dumbed down the puzzles so that a child could solve them
>>28813093Still fucking MAD I'm going to miss this because of work.
>>28813157When I remember to, can either be every 2 days or once a month
>>28813026Are frustrated is much less of a nod then 'this is true', and even that I assume has leaked out of here.
>>28812872that's purely from reddit, but I wont even complain anymore. Since Fubuki joined reddit, I've resigned to it
>>28811662Yeah this is pretty much what I was afraid would happen when I heard holo EN had been announced. Thank fuck we got who we did because things could've been really bad.
https://streamable.com/jnz7k1
>>28813117Gura is a shark
>>28813117Coco's MC stream was an experimental attempt at trying to get the primetime EN audience until she actually got tired.
>>28813117Ame doesn’t have a hole in her head because she is a cyborg now but she only got an old Mac book pro as the parts for her brain
>>28813120Not enough tongue mobility.
>your oshi>your V-tuber persona if you got into Holostars EN>Kiara>Rat Pack-style stage performer (akin to Frank Sinatra) who sings exclusively oldies music
>>28813125She's not that thin-skinned to filter out an unfiltered information resource for her job just because of 10 schizos.
>>28813149I'MFUCKINGNUTI WANT TO COOM INSIDE MARINE WOMBI WANT TO BREED WITH MARINEI WANT TO FUCK HER UNTIL SHE UNCONSCIOUS AND CONTINUE TO FUCK HERI WANT TO MATING PRESS HERSTOP POSTING MARIN PICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28813120She's got a short toungeAlso a retard
Letting /hlg/ feel welcome here was a mistake
Hey man
>>28812963>still being a split niggerLol beat it loser.
>>28812926Just like Live Again is about her leaving her old life and play it as if it's about Chicken, the Kiara-dedicated song would be about something else but actually be about Chicken. Because this is just how Mori rolls. Or she could get her rare moments of ballsy and actually have a collab song with chicken about her leaving.I seriously cannot imagine the amount of cringe THHK felt when he read THAT song.
>>28813199CLOWN PUSSY
>>28812117Interesting
elite nigga?
Oops I dropped a photo on the floor let me just pick it up real quick. Oh, you want to see?
FAQ YU MAAN
>>28813137I have to support miko
>>28812860channel name onegai?
>>28813199We want to fuck a clown, sexually
>>28812940She really isn't that entertaining though...
>>28813202fine>Kiara only turns her down so that they can head to a love hotel instead of getting caught in public
>>28813117grant me sauce and I'll share my strongest narrative
>>28813199Clussy
>>28813164Yeah, It's just the people in this thread love feeling smarter than someone else because they don't get to do that in their lives, so they just like calling Ame dumb. Truth is, I'd expect most of this thread to take even longer in most of the puzzle games Ame has played unless they focus.
>>28813110I just searched on r****t and I couldn't find anyone mentioning it. Also, we're on that catchphrase just because our headcanon is Gura being a mesugaki, not really sure other people, including Amelia, would think the same without visiting this shithole.
>>28813117Ina Ina Ina is not a friendly greeting, but a subliminal mind worm meant to turn you into a proper tentacultist slave. One day, when she says it, you'll instantly lose your free will and have to care for her feet every single day for the rest of your life.
>>28812636Ame..
>>28813117I got a really spooky one, you will definitely not be able to sleep after this one. There are redditors right now posting in here.Not only that you could be one of them and not even know it
>>28813037>That's not the sort of crime you should do to a little girl, dayo! Such a waste dayo~
>>28813199https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1324706257559719938
>>288131995ch hates her and /jp/ may pretend to be better than reddit but they want their own girl to save.
>>28813102Coco will get mogged English-wise so she'll avoid EN collab.
>>28813139GIWTWM
>>28813199a hardworking girl is cute
>>28812921Not if you're a dude
>>28813235why is my dick crooked
Thank you Rockstar
>>28813236What will it take it get you people to understand the "you" is part of the FAQ
>>28813111Detective Pikachu
>>28813011so many newfags
after so many movies we will finally have an Ame movie without a dead dog
>>28813199Pagliacci and clussy
>>28813229>Just like Live Again is about her leaving her old life and play it as if it's about ChickenIt was literally never about chicken in the slightest. Take your meds.
>>28813221>Gura>Constantly making bad jokes and overly smug while playing movement shooters
>>28813221InaMilitary Otaku
>>28813077there's a difference between reading this site (few people do that) and being aware of it (many people are). she probably knows people that read it, I doubt she would bother reading this shit herself.
>>28813120She has short tongue+speech impediment+weird accent. Not even japs understands her
https://files.catbox.moe/v2s7yq.mp4
Friend!
Of course she’s here>asking in the thread for suggestions that work better than plugdj>asking about what games she should play>following our advice verbatim. (A way out collab stream, she was cooking fish and only decided to help gura after some anon posted saying she needed to corral the fish for her.)>her tech support is probably influenced by posts here. During the mori collab, anons were posting about steam local play when suddenly mori says something along the lines of “ame thought of something!”>crying after the ame doxxpocalypse At this point I’m convinced she has the thread open either during streams or after. In any case she’s fucking with us and probably gets a good laugh at how easy we make her job. Well, other than the shitty doxx shenanigans during SEA hours.
>>28813223>mating pressOkay virgin.
>>28812808Fuck off
>>28813221KiaraWizard with a slice of chuuni
>>28813261uh I'm pretty sure Coco knows how to speak her own language
>>28813094Cover doesn't really give a fuck about helping the girls, they don't even have a support team for tech problems that happen all the time. 100% of the content is made by the talents.
>>28813235Why is there hair on the tip?
>>28813157Usually once a week, twice if I go out and do something. Also I work full time.
>>28813157Every 2-3 days
>>28813036Nice soundpost, anon.
>>28813048she had a zatsudan on computer specs and recommendations.>>28812983Yeah from what I've seen Botan usually sticks to safe games that she's comfortable with, so we don't really "know". When she plays new games though she seems extremely prepared rather than playing intuitively, but maybe she's just that good.>>28813070Anon I don't think she understood most of the mechanics in the game. >>28813248nice projection though.
>>28813261>Coco feels the same way about EN that Haachama felt about Coco when she joined
>>28813177>>28813217>>28813225And she's a lesbian... What a cursed existence
>>28813144>x are hardly good stream gamesSo fucking tired of this meme. If you don't like it stop watching and stop whining.
>>28813221GuraBroposter
>>28813051>>28813055>>28813080Gura hasn't said in a collab with her though. She's here. And she wants us to not only be frustrated by Gura's feet but by her too!
>>28813070>Not everyone knows what bitrate even means.She is the tech support though.I was just ribbing anyway, I don't actually think she's retarded. I don't know that she's overly smart either (nor do I care), but I've seen enough (even in these very Antichamber streams) to know that she isn't a total dunce. This place is probably just a little harder on her because she's "supposed" to be the smart one.
>>28813117Gura joined hololive because she was lonely and wanted to make friends. And she did.Ina had pressing deadlines but she still made time to join Gura and Ame on a guerilla Phantasmagoria collab.Mori deeply cares about hololive.Kiara isn't a numberfag, chat asks or points out numbers and she just responds. Schizos spin this into a narrative.Ame is good friends with Gura.
>>28813299Ame was sucking my balls before I took that picture.
>>28813314She watches Gura you retard
>>28813296No that anon is right, Coco's English has unironically reclined hard since she doesn't speak it in her daily life besides from streams, every time she types it there's ESL tier errors
>>28813221Guraa mix of a Highlander and an engineer
>>28813274The first one has dead bears though
>>28813296She really doesn't her English is shit
>>28813259she needs Kiara and Mori to do 'rock' and 'lock' word training with her to help her on those sounds
>>28813199Westerners are more into loud girls than japs are.
you're oshido you say "finna" unironicallyCalliope, yes.
>>28812412Pretty much.
>>28813199Has a high intensity yelling voice that you can imagine her doing while ordering you to fuck her harder as you mating press her while buying your tongue in her pits. And on the flip side does great soft ASMR, for nursing or eating her armpit, handjobs as she whispers in your ear. The duality of man.
>>28813261>Exposing Coco for lying about speaking englishNever happening
>>28813232It's not real, none of it is.It's the same three autists posting perfectly normal images and then "pretending" to hear them. They do this fucking everywhere, and even developed real plugins that don't actually do anything if you're fooled into installing them.
>>28813290Fanart of Ame curbstomping seamonkeys when
This TTS LMAO
>>28813157Every Sunday
>>28813199Her character is pure sex.Her voice is hot.She tries to speak English.Likes her EN colleagues and fans.She's a broken woman like most of us.
>>28811662i am frustrated
Is Miko gonna say Nigga again?
>>28813246What’s clussy
>>28812829
>playing story mode againHere comes the nigga once more
>>28813342Why are you black?
>>28813290If she was lurking here I'd wish she'd stop Mori from doing big yabe's.
>>28813293okay fatty.
>>28813321I'm not sure I like these narratives
IS SHE GOONA SAY NIGGA AGAIN
>>28813221MoriDr. Doofenshmirtz-esque super villain whose ultimate plan is to literally destroy the world. Would treat each fan like one of the agents of my secret organization
>>28813259She's doing her eigo reps, and that's whats important
Elite english..so funny..yay..
>Playing GTA from the beginning againShe's gonna say nigga~ again
>>28813332Are you saying constantly reviewing reddit meme is also not helping her improve her english but also reducing it?
>>28813342MoriNo, I'm not a fucking nigger
>>28813342Nobody says 'finna'
>>28813117Gura will not collab with OTV.
>Mori and Ame are probably here>they're probably reading some of these threads>they're reading THIS
>>28813221Guralarping as some kind of strategist
>>28813336not a dog so who cares that's like asking us to care about the dead pigeon paimon killed
>>28813290That's hot. It means she has seen the estimated 500 posts I've made about wanting to fuck her.If you are here, start your next stream by making a weird noise, ok Amelia?
>>28813342Calliope, no. I've got a bunch of other autistic words I say instead.
How long until Miko drops the soft a?
Reminder that last night Gura winked at me multiple times and wants to marry me
>>28813208"this is true" didn't even leak from here.Chat was doing it too the whole time.
>>28813309You think that's bad? Her canon partner isn't just not gay, she doesn't want to be touched in general.
>>28813290Not to be a wet towel but 95% of the backseating that gets posted here is also being spammed by chat
>>28813013That's why I love Chicken, She being a big gay has never been a BIG thing about her persona, it's just something that has come naturally.
>>28813395Yes
>>28813404What if they're the biggest schizo posters of all?
>>28813221AmeliaVtuber Pimp
>>28813321>MoriHer decisions so far would suggest otherwise. Everything else is believable.
do you think she's gonna say it again?
Tell me about Lofi, why does she only have 750 viewers?
>>28813404https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>28813404I hope ame reads the autismal fanfic I’m writing about her! Halfway done
Place your bets /hlgg/Is she gonna say it again?
>>28813342>you're
I've played GTA5 too many times to watch this fucking story over again
>>28813080It's only a catchphrase because we're constantly barraged by mesugaki fantasies here and also the original TWD MSPaint edit that came from here. Outside people don't put any special weight on the sentence beyond being normal gura wit.
>>28813117Flare and Noel had sex. Rough sex. This is the only narrative that will ever be true.
>>28813221GuraMecha-suit guy who plays STGs and loves mecha anime
>>28813157You shouldn't shower more than once every 3 days, more than that is extremely unhealthy as it strips your body of its needed oils. Don't trust the hygiene industry
>>28813414It depends if she's watched any Mori and picked up any GUHs
>>28813411>If you are here, start your next stream by making a weird noiseNot really a good indicator. She does that often
So if we have Rockstar permissions when are we getting RDR2, San Andreas/Vice City, and Max Payne streams?
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So Miko is starting over the entire game from the beginning?
>>28813306>Anon I don't think she understood most of the mechanics in the gameYes, because like that other anon said, she's being lackadaisical about it. If you think she wouldn't get it even if she was focusing on it, then you're wrong. And it's not projecting, this place loves doing that for all the girls, in a board mostly composed mostly of people devoid of accomplishments.
>>28813437>>28813447I hope so
>>28813342Mori, and no. Nobody says "finna", what the fuck is wrong with you? The closest I've ever come to saying something that stupid is mumbling "ogey" to myself and laughing about it.
Can anyone fluent in moon runes explain to me why kiara is called kusotori sometimes? Like why does takanashi kiara becomes kusotori
Heres a real narrative for you fucks>None of the girls even know these threads exist
>>28813441You better include some Sniper x Spy on it then
>>28813342Amulium Only extremely ironically as much as I can in front of the few black friends I have
>>28813447>says it>stream goes down
>>28813393Rember when ijusten tried to sue Rockstar for the pic of the blond with the iPhone for copyright infringement
>>28813404>he wasn't here when Mori read some anon supachat mentioning this place
>>28813450the real question is if it keeps happening
Ame should read dese nuts.
>>28813447Yes
I c-cant ... I can't h-handle it ...
>THAT is going to happen again on stream.
Is Miko going to drop the N word again?
>>28813425Based
>>28813439Was this a donation?>that laughDoes she know the context?
Are we really going back to a "bro all the ENs love us they totally come here" phaseWhen all we've done is narrativepost, PUT DOX BANNERS ON THE TOP AND BOTTOM OF THE WEBSITE, and generally make their lives shittier?Take a fucking hint, Amelia made "hlgg" and "hlg" instant-ban-phrases on her music channel.
>>28813473How new?
>>28813221>Ame>a cute androgynous fallen angel
>>28812805If dollar store s*ns*wa decided to become a vtuber, she would be a hundred times better than trannyshark
She seems to be enjoying it a lot for game she's already played. As expected of elite
>>28813256Jesus christ don't you dare scare me like that again
>>28813447Yes, with a HARD R.
>>28813369Is it safe to take these if I've been drinking?
>>28813459I'd like to see someone play RDR2 but that ain't ever gonna happen
FRESH NARRATIVEGura cancelled her stream to watch Miko say nigga again
>>28813390>He doesn't love Miko's terrible English and inability to play mainstream western gamesFuck you nigger, I've been missing this shit for months.
>>28813277Of course it wasn't. But the community outside /hlgg/ and the d6 "in the know" thinks its about Chicken. Its retarded, but dems the rolls.
https://files.catbox.moe/ipj549.pngUmm Chumbuds? Teamates?
>Holo5 Phasmopobia collabDo I sleep now or try to power through an ina drawing stream without succumbing to the comfy?
>>28813221moriunironically just going to talk in monkey noises and jangle keys to appeal to mentally disabled people like mori
>>28813504Couple weeks, fuck off
>>28813447I hope so
>>28813501they don't love us but they do totally come here
>>28813482Wasn't that Lindsay Lohan?
>>28813404>Mori is behind 80% of all the posts defending Mori for the shit she doesI buy it
>>28813498Go watch the end of her latest stream
>>28813486I was but every time I remind myself they may be here I get a weird feeling.
>>28813498I think she talked to moona about here on stream before
>>28813425>She being a big gay has never been a BIG thing about her personaher entire relationship with Mori is literally just "I'm gay, why aren't you?"
>>28813501Just like us fags are never going to leave
>>28813436>gets corona'ed and still does the MC collab>still does her member streams and public streams despite her taking a break/moving and freelance deadline>used up all of her school sick days in order to stream or work on the freelance projectMori's very comitted. Gura's canceled more streams than her.
>>28813501I would do the same and here I am
>>28813487They live 10 minutes (walking distance) from each other. So yes.
>>28813473Can't you just google this? This is basic basic nihongo
>>28813473kuso = damned, tori = birdDamned Bird. Now do your NEET reps. This is basic shit a real weeb should know.
>>28813460Ah yes I see, very interdasting
>>28813517Me in the middle
>>28813157Every day.
>>28813438I don't know, but she needs to collab with some of the EN girls and get more exposure.Do more English and less Indonesian streams.
>>28812758But she's mostly the same...
>>28813517Sorry I forgot the pull out all the hairs on my dick.
>>28813157Once a day
>yaaay hed shawt!>shorry... shorry...
>>28813473kuso = majestictori = phoenixkusotori = majestic phoenix
>>28813449that's right we literally invented holoEN and they owe all their success to (You) personally
>>28813517me in the middle
>>28813342CalliNah.
>>28813497not a footfag I swear but damn does Kiara's uniform have nice kicks
>>28813460Did a shitty markov chain bot write this?
>>28813449>also the original TWD MSPaint edit that came from hereHow fucking new?
yab word on GTA?
>>28813144I sort of agree with you, but not every game they play is going to be a perfect or even great stream game. That's just never going to change.Amelia alone puts out so much content (never mind factoring in the rest of holoEN, and then the rest of hololive entirely) that you can just skip these things if they don't interest you. Granted there's not much else happening today, but you can catch up on vods or do reps instead.For me, I liked the stream well enough but I'm not expecting every stream to be a homerun.
>>28813535"Who doesn't love the Moon?"
>>28813199She's cute and silly but seems to not be a braindead retard. You can tell she really does her best and takes the job seriously.
>>28813460Are you having a stroke?
>>28813514Why would Gura cancel her streams to watch one of the most boring hololive members?
When the Holo shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as /hlgg/ and /hlgg/. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Streamtime and Deadhours. The 4-equidistant time points can be considered as Holo Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Holo corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Holo points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Holo Cube.
>lars was supported by a community that loved himI didn't relate to that movie at all
>>28813501It's such a ridiculous delusion people have. They'd have to be enormous bitches to hang out in a place that regularly talks shit about and harasses their fellow holos. And yet retards here actually want to think their oshi comes here.
FAQ MEN
>>28813235That dick looks whack.
>>28813501Let's not forget the constant fanbase war faggotry that goes on here
>>28813425is this a joke?Chicken is all about "I'M SO YURI"There is NOTHING natural about takamori either
>>28813517Isn't canon that Ame likes to watch Gura milk guys of their protein?
>>28813517are they sucking off a typehatena ugly bastard?
>>28813535I know about that, but that laugh was like she actually knows it's something we use here (that she lurks these threads).
>>28813512yes, it makes it safer
>>28813544Is it tho? I thought it was an inside joke something, does it stand for anything?
>>28813221>Gura>Anime Chris Morris, since I can be a smug britbong bastard, aim for Asacoco International
>>28813574Go back.
>>28813501the chicken cannot stop herself from reading antiposts, wherever they may be.
>>28813404I hope they enjoy me drawing lewds of them.
>Already repeating the wordsMIKO IS GONNA SAY IT
>>28813342Ameding-dong diddly
>>28813545I thought kuso was closer to shit
>>28813552how does all EN compare?
>>28813593No, it's me.
>>28813221GuraFujoshit bad boy who's secret is that he loves to cook but instead of being cute I'm incredibly elitist
How does this game work? Is it like a rhythm game but you have a team of randoms with you that can screw you over?
>>28813460was this post generated by a script?
>>28813565She knows what the word means so she's not gonna say it this time
With Gura not streaming tonight I've resorted to watching her old HER Spongebob streams just to hear her voiceDoes this make me a bad Chumbud?
>>28811662What a fucking bullet we dodged.
>>28813517Me on the left
>>28813411She has never and will never use that kind of obvious dogwhistle. >>28813501Yeah no shit she doesn’t want randoms to find this thread during off hours when we get an almost hourly “hurr does anyone have the doxx durr”
>>28813501Because she understands the rules of this site better than us: what happens on this site, stays on this site. Literally doing our job for us by killing off all the newfags spamming this sub in the chat so all the normies stay out.
>>28813342Morino
>>28812940Why the hell shes starting again. I kinda thought she will try online and never touch it afterwards after seeing how terrible the game is
>>28811022It should be Subaru.
>>28813447Playthrough ruined if she doesn't
>>28813545Lol thats hilarious, thanks!
>>28813577Turns out the way out of misery and delusion is having people who love you already. It's just not realistic.
>>28813488Artists sure liked this moment, uh?
>>28813616I read "who's secret is that he loves the cock" and was ready to simp for you anon
Feel free to finish Antichamber off-stream during the 9 hours you're going to continue being awake Ame.https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1324911790610767872
>>28813609It is, he's just trying to take the sting out of it.
>>28813450Don't forget Shion felt up Marine and then pretended she didn't.
haha...FAQ YOU...haha... she said the thing...
>>28813603You go back
>>28813501>>28813581The people who insist they never come here are honestly more deluded.
>>28813517Ame obviouslty wanted to do more than just livecast as Gura absolutely drained this guy of his protein
>>28813622It makes you a little unhinged
This is true
>>28813501rule 1 newfaggot
>>28813600I'll give you a hint - it's not one word
>>28813501we should literally perma ban anyone who mentions these threads outside of them.
>>28813517oh shit my cock got leaked
>Kiara wants to use this image
Is this really how GTAV started? I don't remember this being the start
>>28811662I tried to watch this entirely but when it got to actual audition tape I got filtered so hard. Just wow
>>28813641Its cute
>>28813501I would unironically ban every IP that has visited this site from my chat and Twitter, but that doesn't mean I'd leave.
>>28813546>>28813562>>28813573>>28813618sry i tr translat >>28812829
>>28813611Gura improves a lot. No data for the others because they don't use twitch.
>>28813556christ is it so difficult to just admit that this is a place no different from reddit or twitter for themit's not special, it's not hermetically sealed off and they don't identify with the thread, it's just there to get ideas from like everywhere else
>>28813622it makes me wonder why you don't just watch gura vods
>>28813474they almost all certainly know about this site but actively try to stay away from it and view it as a negative influence on streams. they probably know people that keep tabs on this thread. would also bet that obviously repeating stuff from these threads is probably a good way to get yourself fast tracked to being ignored by them forever.
>>28813532>>Mori is behind 80% of all the posts shitting on Mori for the shit she does
>>28813649Haha nice XDNext up, we get her to say POGGERS! XDDD
>>28813653Why do you think your oshi is an enormous bitch who enjoys seeing people harass her friends?
>>28813622In a way her old stuff gave you a better look at who she is, but I do the same so I'm biased.
>>28813640dude, it's easy to have all thatjustbeurself :)
>>28813664My cock is leaking
i love you gura