/jp/ - Otaku Culture

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE TRUE TRINITY.

Why did Gura private her brotein video?

>She did the English cover of Country Roads?
>DMCA it

Who will be the first holo to sing Linkin Park

It's Kiara time!

You're a phoenix, just like me!

PHOENIXES UNITE!

>>28798729

>>28798720
Short

>>28798641
>HEY HEY HEY
>IT'S FAT ALBERT!

UOHHHHHHHHH

New narrative:
Gura didn't wake up and cancel Minecraft, she cancelled Minecraft because she was playing phasmophobia all night with her friends and wants to go to bed now.

Every step that I take is another mistake to you...

>>28798736
Taiwan #1

>>28798496
>Cover is way more competent than you think, they just dont give a shit about the girls.
Actually, I have narrative for that
Suffering brings out the best in people and builds character while allowing camaraderie to grow between people
Cover is actually behind many of hardships the holos face but they do it so they become better people so their popularity will only grow

>butchering Numb this badly
COCO WHY

>>28798736
Too many hot naked muscled men on screen.

>>28798739
Kiara.

>>28798736
Taiwan flag.
She said it was because youtube didnt like the half naked men.

>>28798736
She called Art*mis a tranny on stream.

https://streamable.com/nkcnvw

hello /jp/, please take your meds!

Maybe in 2099 we'll actually see the podcast with Mori

>>28798736
Yabai taiwan flag

>>28798739
Amelia ironically
Coco unironically

Since we're nejoying deadhours, why not watch Korone's debute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qap7HFEx_oM

>>28798758
>t. Mori

>>28798409
Was it the Live At Ham Room one?

Anon who fell in love with Polka here, we have permissions for Nyaruko songs??
https://youtu.be/xrDuwnQlxLc?t=2299

鼠模拟器，鼠鼠鼠鼠鼠鼠鼠。
嘿，一个人类！
嘿，现在... 这里有什么？
一只老鼠！
不不不不不！疼啊Peko！疼啊！疼啊！疼啊！疼啊！疼啊！停下来！
你这只老鼠！别乱动！

>>28798736
she claims its because youtube ai didnt like it

PLEASE MARRY ME DIARRHEAPER

POV: You're Gura and you're being collabed with.

Let's go desu wa

Shes outbutchering Haachama's singing streams

>>28798736
>taiwanese flag
probably a safety measure
https://mega.nz/file/rSg2FbqL#F8LmvqYaJQqfKkW8_RKbr_KPVcgFddHv94FJDd1IKH8

>>28798739
the one currently singing it

Today's TT podcast isn't with Mori. What the fuck happened?

>>28798741
it is?

Man, Coco proving that 3D models are better than Live2D at showing off emotions

>>28798739
Coco
Coco will
since like 3 weeks ago

>>28798754
But even Ina managed to find time to log into Minecraft and make some signs.

>>28798743
She really botched that one, didn't she.

Hey anon, wanna hear another joke?

Chickenbros and Deadbeats, if Kiara and Mori end up having an offcollab duo zatsudan after their spa date what's the one topic you hope they talk about?

You can wait a million years and find
That heaven's too far away from you
Love's just a thing others do
What is love
Till it comes home to you

>>28798794
>>28798801
I meant to say HoloEN, but my brain short circuited. Sorry.

>>28798739
Coco and Moona have already done it.

>>28798784
Why is she such a sperm lover?

>>28798770
Who superchatted for this?

>>28798736
probably just removing the scoreboard with flags as someone topped the board with hacks and a Tiawanese flag. Shouldn't be hard to fix.

>>28798769
NEXT WEEK
IT'LL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK

SHREK 2 BABY

>>28798770
I'm so glad to see this clipped.

>>28798729
>doesnt deserve it
>doesnt deserve it
>doesnt deserve it
wow!

>>28798813
Holy "based"

>>28798769
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVES IT'LL BE NEXT WEEK AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THAT BITCH SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28798370
Kiara
Asuka
あんたばか？

>>28798769
i tried watching these fags one time and i literally couldn't. how do they manage to be such insufferable irony-ridden r*ddit losers?

>>28798736
Don't listen to the fags saying Taiwan, Gura wouldn't lie to her fans she said it was youtube being mad about their tits

It starts with

>>28798809
For the love of god, yes.

>>28798733
Guys I don't think I love Mori anymore.

>>28798787
>Holostars
Based

>>28798763
>more competent than you think
No, past actions have shown that their naivete in business and their failure to anticipate consequences have caused many problems for themselves and the girls.

Are Haachama and Coco friends?

ASS TO ASS

>>28798812
What type of body lotions do they like and why.

>>28798812
What did Kiara do with Mori's keys

>>28798812
I'd like to see them both do a retrospective on their first weeks. They've both come really far.

>>28798800
Coco's and Watame's home 3D models are just really well made compared to the earlier ones.

>>28798743
I must have missed that one, why is Polka a phoenix? or is it just a pun because phoenix and fennec sound kinda similar?

>>28798720
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SPANISH DRAGON

>>28798720
>wavy
Neat
We already have Kyaru, but I want to see Gyura too

>>28798846
>Gura wouldn't lie to her fans she said it was youtube being mad about their tits
but that's a lie

Rate Coco's song choice?

>>28798769
>>28798795
Wtf, those always come out 2-3 weeks after, this one should have definitely been the one

>>28798841
i can't wait for mori to insert based into her vocab

>>28798739
Moona sang Numb while Artia was having her mental breakdown on bilibili a couple of weeks ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkJ1NSUNQxY

>>28798739
https://streamable.com/ijuxt3

>>28798835
I SWEAR SHES JUST HIDING SHELL BE THERE

>>28798846
>Gura wouldn't lie to her fans
how new?

>>28798770

POST TRINITY RIGHT NOW

>>28798720
>>28798511
We been lurking . That last threads just a rare occurrence of coming out the cave

>>28798869
When did Coco become a spic?

>>28798824
I turned her into a cum addicted slut, I'm sorry...

>>28798809
Yes, i wanna have some pun

>>28798787
Shit I didn't know Artia was that small

>>28798866
Pekora thought Polka was a pheonix before her debut

>>28798812
>what's the one topic you hope they talk about?
chicken moving away from Mori

>>28798846
Gura is as good as Ame at not being honest with her viewers.

>>28798769
FINALLY THIS NARRATIVE IS FUCKING DEAD

>>28798812
I hope Kiara keeps talking how hot Polka finds Mori and Mori getting mega flustered
then they make an impromptu karaoke

>>28798889
Around the seventh time she raped Despacito with the Cocock.

>>28798860

>>28798865
Sora's current one also looks pretty good

>>28798812
Why doesn't Mori do something about the ghosts in Kiara's appartment. I mean, c'mon reaper. Escort those souls off the premises and into the afterlife.

>>28798840
n*jinigger go back to your general

>>28798875
Coco gives no fucks and just sings whatever songs she personally likes / 10

>>28798720
Wavy or long for me

>>28798846
>Gura wouldn't lie to her fans

>>28798812
How they handled living in Japan.

>>28798812
How straight they are

>>28798866
Pekora used her big bunny brain and I'm sure we all know what Kiara thinks about Pekora

How can you people post without pictures? Don't you realize this lower the chances of your post being seen? What's the point of making a post no one will respond to? It's like talking to yourself online. Without (you)s you just look like a crazy person.

>>28798741
Let's go

>>28798812
How well Mori's hoodwinked the JOPs to thinking she's cool and badass and not an embarassing chuunibyou.

>>28798855
Can't relate, sorry.

>>28798877
Chad is already there, but this one probably won't be since it was appropriated by politicsfags

>>28798897
at least ame is honestly dishonest. gura is an actual liar.

>>28798897
Every vtuber lies to their audience and that isn't counting "hiding the past" as lying

>>28798781
ogey

>>28798915
Has there been any other VTuber that steam rolls everything with the no fucks given as much as Coco?

Coco's stream reminds me of Vocaloid concerts for some reason

>>28798840
If you post this again when Pekora is in the image I'll end you.

>>28798720
Not the teamup anon but Gura's Minecraft stream have been moved to a later unknown date
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1324784710367748097
https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1

>>28798910
Kiara secretly likes being molested by poltergeists.

>>28798927
My pictures are too strong for you.

>>28798900
NO I SWEAR IT'S NEXT WEEK

>>28798860
>nopan but completely featureless crotch

>>28798739
Ina already sang green day, it's only a matter of time.

>>28798927
Getting (You)s without an image is proof that you are truly skilled.

>>28798846
dude gura still lives with her parents
she lied about that

>>28798743
I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life

>>28796577
Did a quick job

>>28798910
Kiara said mori is scared of ghosts

>>28798897
>>28798846
>"Why is the stream made private? Because there was a Taiwan flag in it and it's best if nobody notices it! Shahahark!"

>>28798946
Ame needs time to finish the railway. Unstreamed, of course.

>>28798846
you know if youtube does something about a video, the message says it's removed not privated right

>>28798951
how can one guy make so many good animations?

>>28798840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuvEJ-U1UDc

>>28798787
>Coco is taller than a majority of all of Hololive
Is Coco just that tall or is everyone fucking short?

>>28798769
Wait, if Mori isn't in the podcast, why did those fags tweet the same thing as her?

>>28798936
I'm not talking about that. Things like manipulative biased polls, Gura saying she doesn't have permission to sing songs when she just doesn't want to and so on.

>>28798812
I'd be happy with literally anything as long as they're relaxed and enjoying themselves.

>>28798900
you fucking wish

>>28798935
>gura is an actual liar.
when has she ever told a real lie that wasn't an excuse or such a small lie it shouldn't even count. Oh no she doesn't want to sing a shitty meme song, now she's a liar.

>>28798880
>that fuck up in the middle
She tried so hard and got so far. But in the end it didn't even matter

>>28798983
They are Japanese so the latter

>>28798986
She's doing a rap collab with them instead

>>28798951
It's clearly pants.

>>28798966
>>28798947
The Phasmaphobia collab showed neither of these.

>>28798877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOZbdYbEpp0

>>28798927
The most (You)'s I've gotten from these threads was from a single sentence pun with no image attached.

>>28798983
Everyone else is fucking short. Mori is the second-tallest Hololive and she's only 5'6.

>>28798770
I feel like Risu browses 4chan but has no idea what we're talking about 99% of the time

>>28798986
Their tweets came two hours after her tweet did and they were at a Jojo themed bar that day. They probably just copied her

>>28798927
Even if you don't get you's, doesn't mean no one read your post.

>>28798997
I want them to be uttermost comfy

>>28798951
Skin-toned pantsu

>>28798951
You can fill it in yourself. Is it an innie, outie? Bush? No bush? Stubble?

>>28798733
Cute, CUTE!
>>28798812
I would just want them to have fun on stream and talk about whatever

>>28798900
>>28798950
>>28798769
Seriously though, then what the fuck is up with those tweets? Were they just fucking around and copying her tweet? If so that's really fucking shitty of them.

>Gura's Bakamitai video has 1M views now
HOW IS SHE DOING IT
HOW AND WHY

>Accidently click on youtube's miniplayer instead of Firefox one
>Whole browser hangs for ten seconds

>>28799047
I assume so. It's been weeks and nothing has happened.

>>28799001
she lies about her intelligence level every day

>>28799010
ghosts=rrats in this case because kiara keeps calling her mouse problem a ghost problem so Mori is scare of Mousy

>>28799025
>I feel like Risu browses 4chan but has no idea what we're talking about 99% of the time
Risu should lurk more.

>>28799001
all vtuber born after 3rd gen cant entertain, all they know is mcdonald, charge they phone, twerk, eat hot chip and lie

>>28799047
>they did it just to fuck with these threads
THEY'RE HERE

>>28798966
They should play a scary game together! I feel like they were great together in Phasmaphobia.

>>28799050
cute AND funny

>>28799000
Yeah, it'll surely be next week! Or the week after that. Or the week after...

>>28798763
>Cover is actually behind many of hardships the holos face but they do it so they become better people so their popularity will only grow
This is partially true (Cover knows misery loves company and that having things go south brings in more viewers. Japan loves grit and "fighting spirit" more than most things).
But Cover doesnt fuck up *because* they know the holos will get more views. Cover fucks up because they know that no matter what they do, people will keep on watching hololive, and that their talents have nowhere else to go.
Cover could scrap Aqua's channel for a week and nothing will happen to them. They suspended Coco and Haato and when they came back people flooded them with akas giving cover 30% of every donation.
Literally no matter what they do and no matter how hard they fuck up, they'll always end up on top. They can do whatever the fuck they want because people will keep donating.
If they were as incompetent as you make them they wouldnt be where they are.

>>28798856
Through all these 3 years, I dont think Cover has ever lost money. Even with their worst gaffes like the Coco-China thing, they probably made enough with the karaoke SCs and new members to cover CN's lost subscribers ten times over.
They dont "fail" to anticipate. They see it coming and they dont care. They're not gonna lose money.

>>28798927
I’m not here to get yous, I’m here to give them. Here:

>>28799025
She did say in the same stream that after the stream she's probably gonna browse 4chan

>>28799050
al gore rhythms

>>28798983
Coco is 180cm, she's pretty fucking tall for a woman.
I can count the amount of times I saw a woman that tall with one hand, because that would be taller than me.

>>28799050
The power of zoomer memes. You see, zoomers have no taste, they respond to simplistic triggers, and if you can hit that trigger, the entire horde will run in your door.

>>28798935
Gura The Liar stole my pie! And she killed that dude too

>>28799050
>silly shark sings shitty meme song
are you really surprised?

>>28798927
>(you) board
>cant get (you)
>give (you) up

I love chicken!
I hope MC doesn't shit itself on Sunday :(

>>28798769
based idolfags

>>28798881
When has she lied?

>>28799025
Who doesn't love the Moon?

>>28799057
no shes actually retarded
please understand

>>28799001
Lies about not having played thousands of hours of DBD.

>>28799015
I got 45 (you)s here for just asking a question with no image.

>>28798773
I still find it funny that Korone came back from this cringekino to be the one with the most subs out of all the ones in the stream trying to save her.

My wife has worked so hard!

>>28798866
>>28798895
>>28798925
The more I heard about this, the more I'm starting to believe that Nazuka narrative.

>>28799095
don't mind him, he's just some schizo who's about to blast you with nonsense about the baby shark song

>>28798812
was it worth three red ones?

>>28798927
Getting (You)s is easy. I do it all the time by posting the dumbest shit possible.

>>28798769
But 3 weeks is the deadline when they release these, we are at 3 weeks right now, I was sure and I don't even know anymore

hottest roommate?

Two thing each holoEN should do in your opinion:

>Amelia
Buy a real ASMR mic and just do soft talking streams with it, kinda like how Polka does. It's not proper ASMR but you have a very nice voice.
Play better games like Dead Space or DOOM or Getting Over It (easy endurance stream idea and people will love the salt, obvious pick)
>Gura
Sing more and better English songs, lots to choose from.
Play Ring Fit adventure together with Rushia.
>Kiara
Take it easy on shoving takamori into everyone's face.
Stop bringing up numbers, both viewer and sub ones - just stop, you never do yourself a favor.
>Ina
Draw slightly ecchi but tastefully done art of other holos for members.
Tell AO-chan to calm down, that person is overzealous and creates a nothing-allowed atmosphere.
>Mori
Dial back the random shouted intermissions like "SASUGA!", "OSHO" etc.
Play more games, your taste in games is clearly good, you just need to play more of them.

>>28799028
Holy shit, so it was just narratives the entire time?

>>28799050
Memes, algorithm, zoomers, kids etc.
It's got nothing to with her amazing voice, I'm sure.

>>28798951
This is true

SHUFFLIN' SHUFFLIN'

>>28799070
Home Sweet Home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tTeGMXG23c

>>28798736
because of the macho naked man on screen, it wan't the taiwan flag, she probably wouldn't know it was that flag even, if she did, she woulñdn't have kept playing the game for another 45 minutes.

Every day I'm shufflin'

/pol/ fags go home
and take your meds

>>28799088

>>28799112
i mean that was a bold faced lie. im going to ask her about it if she ever does a marshmallow again

>>28799117
I will now give you a (you)

>>28799110
Which one? I'm not familiar

>>28799126
>Play more games, your taste in games is clearly good, you just need to play more of them.
Permissions...

>>28799153
you will NEVER function in society.

>>28799084
I'm European and women like that are maybe one in 15 or so, so it's a daily occurrence to see them. Om the other side girls under 5'1 are considered extreme rarities and even women call them midgets.

>>28799103
As survivor, so she's not pretending to be new to killer.

>>28799117

>>28799047
>trash taste are disgusting bottom feeders

More news at 11

Spontaneous Phasmaphobia trinity stream was a true blessing. Gura is a badass for making it happen.

>>28799117
Thank you for your service.

So, every week there's some minor yab with ENs
but then, also every week, there's the opportunity to say

>Don't sweat it, it won't be as bad as this fucking anituber podcast with Mori happening on Saturday

are we being manipulated, bros...

>>28799126
>Sing more and better English songs, lots to choose from.
>japanese vtuber
>japanese company
>japanese website
>japanese board
where do you idiots come from? why would she sing english garbage?

>>28799084
uhh my mother is taller than that. And my father is much taller than her. And I am much taller than both of them

>>28799153
What did she even lie about?

You know what else Gura lies about?

>>28799117
Fuck you, that's pretty good

>>28799050
>couldn't even beat Shrek
pathetic

>>28799123
Mori, 2nd place goes to Kiara's ass

>>28799188
>japanese vtuber
In what world is she a Japanese vtuber?

>>28799188
it's always the HERfags

>>28799050
not even her best song, the power of memes I guess.

Alright nerds, what's everyone's best song?
Ame: The Moon Song
Gura: Fly me to the moon
Ina: City of Stars
Mori: Live Again
Kiara: going to say Connect, but honestly I need to listen to Kiara's karaoke songs again both solo and collab.

>>28799142
Gura 100% can’t point out T**w*n on a map

Guys is the friendship between the holoEn girls Genuine?

I thought Miko's GTA vids got shoah'd. Is it going to be unarchived?

>>28799025
Nobody fucking knows what we're talking about, anon. You have to do your chan reps for a month straight to get a gist of anything.

>>28799208
Chumbuds... we lost...

>>28799200
delete this and then eat a bullet

AND SHE GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

>>28799117
kek

Holy shit 3D model really improves karaoke streams.

>Left the thread while it was shitting on Kiara
>Come back and it's comfy
Did schizos actually take their meds?

>>28798927
I have autism and I think my posts are too serious if I don't use images

>>28798939
korone

>>28799215
Damn all those songs about Stars and Moons.

>>28799217
Between the trinity and between takimori yes

>>28799235
No they just go back to their deadend jobs and boards

>>28799091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xfy-0RPMw
>>28799117
Well played
>>28799076
Based
>>28798927
>he's in it to get brain tingles from other Anons' (You)s
>not for the brain tingles you get from knowing you gave brain tingles to some Anon with your (You)s

>>28799126
Mori is playing Blasphemous soon and she wants to play as much of Mad Rat Dead as she can, so I think she plans on playing more games as they get permission.

>>28799221
Yes , she got permissions apparently now

>>28799235
The anituber podcast ended up being a naive rrat all along so now we can relax

>>28799153
>"Why won't I sing Baby Shark? Because it's a shitty song and you must be fucking 12 if you're asking for it."
I get incredibly angry about people being dishonest but even I get why she'd make a joke about getting sued instead.

>>28799235
Deadbeats are back from work

>>28799217
Kiara and Mori are getting married next year
Ame already adopted Gura for that hot incest sex
Ina is invited occasionally to record videos

>>28799188
It's cool that you like hearing the same 15 Japanese songs over and over until the end of time from over a dozen talents, but there are people with actual taste out there who realize that holoEN means we can finally hear some proper songs.

>>28799188
Singing the language you understand sounds 10x better by default

god i hate watame's 3d so much

>>28799250
Gen II Hololive En is going to be astronomy themed, screencap this.

>>28799274
i believe it

>>28799188
>hololive English
???

>>28799257
I get the brain tingles from when people use my oc which is why I make so much. People use it atleast twice per day.

>>28799170
The average female height in europe is like 5'6 or something, and that's not counting the range of height difference you're gonna have between different countries.

>>28799194
She said she couldn’t sing baby shark even on an un archived stream despite wanting to because copyright would instantly delete her channel. Then the next day haachama sang baby shark on a public stream.

>>28799126
>Play more games, your taste in games is clearly good, you just need to play more of them.

I swear to god the permissions thing is a meme at this point and they just don't care about playing on stream
Leaving aside the japanese publishers, it's really not that hard to get permissions to stream
I don't believe for a second they are having issues to get the OK from Activision or Namco to stream Sekiro and Dark Souls

>>28798768
Is it really a tranny? Damn what a waste, I actually thought the model was kinda cute.

>>28799047
Yes, that was the other major narrative from the start, it's not that far fetched.
Here's the narrative my dude.
Mori responded to these faggots in the first or second week of being a holo. Bit of a suspicious interactions but hey it's a checkmark, so be friendly.
Since nothing came of it, the trendsurfing faggots were playing social media games by copying her tweet. Plan was to get some hype in order to get a collab. But nothing came of it because fuck those guys.

>>28799273
But deadbeats are the ones that shit up the thread.

>>28799221
ELITE KINO is back on the menu, boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odv5n2ldPXY

>>28798983
Apparently irl she's pretty short. at least, by her own words.

>>28799235
Kiara unironically gets shit on the most during her own hours.

>>28798720
The entire middle row is peak perfection holy hell, it's all cute

>>28799286
>Astronomy
When Astrology is superior

>>28799274
God i hate the /u/shit

real shit, how do you guys keep up with these threads? it feels like i'm missing out on 85% of these threads, despite my best efforts...

>>28798736
Because of macho men. Even the chinks saying here the T flag is nothingburger
https://tieba.baidu.com/p/7070552570

>>28799298
I just seen them talking about how cute their boy is last thread

>>28799188
>HoloEN
Retard

Gura and Ame are at their best in AmeGura collabs because they literally forget the chats they hate so much doesn't exist.
This is the undeniable truth.

>>28799294
Namco is japanese

>>28799221
>F**men
huh?

>28799050
>why is child algo and child shark sending child meme to dumb childs
uh

>>28799162
Nazuka is a narrative that Kiara was originally supposed to be in gen 5 but was quickly swapped out for Polka at the last minute.
>Nazuka sounds kinda like Asuka (from Eva)
>like Asuka, Kiara is also half-german
>weeks before the gen 5 debut, Pekora keeps saying one of the gen 5 members is going to be a phoenix (phoenix and fennec have pretty similar pronunciations in Japanese)
>months before gen 5's debut, Polka's roommate graduated and cover snatched her up
>cover rushed Polka's holo which is why it looks so janky
Of course, it's all speculation.

>>28799217
I mean they've each said how much they like the other girls so I'd assume yes. They may not be as close as Gen3/Gen5 but at least they're a helluva lot closer than Gen 4.

>>28799188
I agree with you, anon. Gurenge, Connect, and Ahoy!! are the peak of human culture and I don't think anyone should ever sing anything else.

>>28799324
FAQ

>>28799292
I think she just doesn't want to sing a shitty meme song.

>>28799268
She isn’t based enough to lay down the law like that. Some of her genmates would though.

>>28799292
you can't possibly be this stupid.

>>28799188
on one hand, I don't agree with you because for Gura and Ame at least they are better at English songs. On the other hand getting used to singing more Japanese songs means they can do monetized & archived karaoke streams like the others. Kiara can keep hers up because it's all liscenced under JASRAS but any Western song kills monetization and they usually remove them from archive too in order to be sure because music industry does not fuck around.

>>28799307
you're not alone anon

>>28799305
It'll be both. We'll get an alien and a fortune teller.

>>28799215
Kiara's best song: https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1315025092146012160

>>28799286
But we already have the moon....

>>28799286
So does that mean we'll get a martian holo?

>>28799210
Id say kiara, then mori

>>28799088
>on the way over here to the mid night debut of Mori's song
>I happened to cross paths with two extremely hot bisexual holos
>they started hitting on me and it was really cool and awesome
>we chatted for a while and then I realized I had to get up and find my loaf of bread.

https://litter.catbox.moe/rb0eec.mp3
Ame last night with Gura in discord

>>28799308
I have no life

>>28799330
How about Coco/Kanata of gen 4. They seem pretty close.

NEED A LITTLE SWEETNESS IN MY LIIFE

>>28799336
>Some of her genmates would though.
such as?

>>28799292
Haachama sings baby shark: algo doesn’t know
Gura sings: baby shark detected, delete channel with extreme prejudice

>>28799328
>>>like Asuka, Kiara is also half-german
Yeah I'm starting to see a pretty big hole in the narrative right now

>>28799310
Yeah, how dare they!

>>28799217
They probably have a more genuine bond than we might think. Debuting at the same time, going through the same hardships and discovering the same new experience together, that counts for something.

DUDE DISCORD SEX ISNT IT FUNNY

>>28799343
>We'll get an alien
anonchama, your ID reps

>>28799340
The unarchived karaoke streams are consistently better than the archived ones because they don't have to sing from the same list of 20ish songs Cover has permissions for.

>>28799331
this but unironically

>>28799324
she hates men like noel
this is not a narratt
legit gets triggered when she sees hetro sex

>>28799331
>Ahoy!!
Yes

>>28799308
I realized after a few years that fast threads on 4chan are just the same discussions over and over again and you're fine reading it for 30min a day or something

>>28799008
this could be true... i just realized the anime man actually makes rap music https://youtu.be/oUfS0qbGz_I

>>28799298
Nah that's just a narrative, most of them are good and just want to show some love for their oshi

>>28799308
For all the threads I miss while sleeping I just open them in the archive and ctrl + f my oshi's name.

>>28799343
We already got an alien though.
Iofi.....

>>28799117
>i was merely pretending
Fuck off, retard.

>>28799289
Based takochad

>>28799016
Wait, how tall is Kiara?

>>28799328
>Kiara is also half-german
she isn't a hafu you tard

>>28799215
I like this one the best https://files.catbox.moe/721vb9.mp3

>>28799370
It's not funny, it's real.

>>28799295
Why do you care who's behind the avatar?

>>28799215
>Ame
Kiss Me
>Gura
Fly me to the Moon
>Ina
Rokutousei no Yoru
>Mori and Kiara
Not sure.

>>28799294
Anon Mori literally has multiple builds ready to go for the InaMori Bloodborne collab and we're going to vote for which one she plays. D'you think she wouldn't have already jumped on that if Sony(based in USA now) were willing to play ball?

>>28799261
>>28799221
she hasn't got permissions exactly. She's just not monetizing the stream. Rockstar has a policy on streaming their games and she's using that. It's linked in the description.

>>28799235
All the SEAnigs went to bed.

>>28799383
>lofi
Who?

>>28799361
Amelia, easily.

>>28799389
5'4

>>28799361
Kiara, Amelia, probably Mori and maybe even Ina. So I guess all of them, yeah.

>>28799362
That's not how any of that works, the algorithm that recommends videos doesn't have anything to do with their copyright detection system. The videos get checked on upload, they don't start with the most popular first.

>>28799388
I'm a chumbud but I did make that picture of LowTierGod Ina.

>>28799391
Her absent father is turk

>>28799398
You would have an argument if it wasn't for the disgusting and more than obvious voice that results from it

>>28799348
Artia...

>>28799357
Yeah those 2 are super close but as a whole they feel disjointed. I honestly forget that Luna is part of the same gen. I only recall Coco and Towa doing one duo collab with each other in 11 months.

Say something nice about ya boi

>>28798927
You need to be autistic, dumb or offer something worthwhile. Lurk more.

zNzB-WcrLBw
Does she start with unlisted on purpose?

>>28799370
I see we've gotten to point where it's posted so much, it makes some autists mad. Personally I don't mind because it's one of the only non-shitflinging narratives we've actually made about them.

>>28799015
Demonstrate

>>28799398
Can't gosling for a guy pretending to be a girl, sorry

>>28799307
/jp/ has always been /u/ /pol/tard
this board is for mystical touhou lesbians

>>28799286
That's silly
It will be obviously the alchemy theme so we will finally get black EN called Nigger and girl named Albus
Not to mention them being able to stream cool science videos...
On second though it would be better theme for HolostarsEN, there's no lack of good scientists with charisma on youtube, there's everyone from dude making his own prosthetics to madman editing his own genetic code so he can eat Cheese Pizza

why the fuck is youtube chat such a drain on resources

>>28799394
oh true LMAO

>>28799050
Gura videos with 1 million views (or more):

Ride on Time
Baka Mitai
"a"
5 videos oh her channel (including Debut stream which has over 2 million)
Fly Me to the Moon (ok, not yet but tomorrow)

>>28799336
Yeah, she's been really nervous with her huge audience so she definitely wasn't going to risk saying something like that. Hopefully she learns from Ame and can be a little more assertive in future, though. Something seemed to click around the time of her last DbD stream and I swear she's a hundred times more comfortable now.

>>28799348

Hey Anon! I don't know who your oshi is but they're super cool and I like 'em!

>>28799307
Based.

>>28799430
she's a very cute diarrheaper

>>28799298
You weren’t in the last thread

>>28799321
Using the phasmophobia stream isn't a good example. Ame actively bantered with Gura's chat that stream and when Gura died she often spoke to chat.
Their minecraft and A Way Out collabs? Sure, you can argue they did forget about chat for a few moments.

>>28799430
I fucking love this girl

>>28799434
what the fuck how do you even find this

Every time I post my narratives, they're incorporated into the general roomate lore consensus and they're treated as truths forever. I've seen people here argue in favor of things I completely made out on the spot with arguments that make sense and would convince me of my own barefeced lie. Years of ascetic training churing out pulp narratives for the schizophrenics on /x/ have finally bore fruit.
I spin the wheel of what's true and what isnt. Half of what you believe to be true about your oshi was fabricated in the interval between me clicking Quick Reply and me moving my hand from the mouse to the keyboard.
My narratives could kill a God. I operate at a level so beyond your normal schizoposts you could go weeks, maybe months, before realizing you've been swindled by me.

Observe:
Ina farts.

>>28799446
Small indie company please understand

>>28799430
Only ONE thing? I love almost everything about her.

>>28799308

QUICK! Post Mori with ridiculously huge tits.

>>28799348
It will probably take a while anon, I heard mars is pretty far

>>28799372
I agree with you anon, it's better content. I'm just saying I get why most Holos stick to Japanese songs and they tend towards the popular ones. Polka is pretty good for giving you a idea of the range of JASRAC at least, she sings like 30+ songs a stream sometimes, often different from the usual Gurenge ect.

>>28799299
Hope she recovers the VODs, I miss that stream where Ace died and then appears again at the end on a jet ski while she's singing WE ARE

>>28799215
Ame: The Moon Song
Gura: Can't take my eyes off of you or I See the Light. Don't fucking judge me
Ina: Rokutousei no Yoru
Mori: Live Again
Kiara: Blue Bird

>>28799408
Why is rockstar/taketwo being jew compare to major western publishers like EA, Ubisoft, Microsoft?

>>28799442
>>28798907
>>28798860
Ok now I'm curious. Is going up a wall like this actually possible?

>>28799448
oh wait its 5 videos PLUS her debut stream

>>28799322
Strictly japanese publishers I meant, like Atlus
>>28799406
Sony is a separate issue, they have a partnership with nijisanji

>>28799446
it's programmed by literal idiots who think a 60 Hz timer is completely appropriate for animating superchat progress bars, among other shocking displays of incompetence.

>>28799465
It's on her community tab

>>28799298
We were talking about d6 podcasts, her pretending to not know FAKE TYPE, and even stood with KFP.

>>28799307
I'll gladly take it over cunnyposters.

>>28799478
Ok

>>28799445
>madman editing his own genetic code so he can eat Cheese Pizza
Is he making himself younger?

>>28799398
Maybe if they had the common sense to use a voice changer to sound like a female I'd care less.

>>28799430
She somehow became my favorite vtuber period despite watching Hololive and other chuubas for a year.

Coco's pretty good at this song
She really should stick to slower songs

>>28799289
Same, even if it's just people reposting my screenshots that took me 3 seconds to post. pic related was mine (ignore the title, I snipping tooled it and then saved it from someone else later)

>>28799348
real time attack...

It's the Fuck You CN song

>>28799468
I can't believe how loud and long Ina's farts are!

>>28799478

I really hate the "your boy" thing Mori does. I can't ignore how much I dislike it.

>>28799468
Woman don't fart

The boobs on Kiara fanart are getting bigger and bigger.

I LOVE THIS DRAGON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpp2Iv106CM

>>28799393
That stream was unfiltered kino. Even Gura having to retry the Moon Song later. Good taste with the song anon.

>>28799430
Gave Cursed Night another listen, thinking it might grow on me yet.
But I'll probably never not think that rhyming "complicated" with "complicated" is f-wording whack, yo.

>>28799289
>I get the brain tingles from when people use my oc
I feel you
My proudest one yet was someone posting one of my coupons in /mu/

>>28799484
Why even care about the archives? Someone always archives them anyway.

>>28799448
Do you count Marines 'collab' as well?

>>28799430
I already wrote up a whole list last thread.

>>28799308
It's like the news cycle. If you miss drama it'll be endlessly repeated for 24 hours until something new comes out.

>>28799321
during the minecraft collab when gura kept coldly referring to chat as "geniuses" it kinda hurt desu. i schedule my whole day around her streams...

>>28799348
You don't know how happy this would make me.

>>28799478

>>28799478
You got it

>>28799430
I forgot to filter that spelling of boy

>>28799478
I want to impregnate her breast pussy after marriage.

>>28799488
I See the Light
Disney or not, it was a very nice song for her.

>>28799505
Are you frustrated?

>>28799478
Man these past couple of threads have been more fun than usual

>>28799529
Based dragon saving us from Dead Hours

>>28799379
>>28799008
IIRC Anime Man and NLJ from her remix contest are in the same crew of weebcore musicians. Getting Mori to guest on whatever new cypher they have planned is probably the most likely ogeyrrative.

>>28799434
>Listen along instead of karaoke
That's special kind of lazy unless she's covering sons of other holos

>>28799533
Repetition is a commonly-used technique not just in rap but all music. More often than not, it's used for a reason.

>>28799529
>2 hours ago
Wait, what. Is she going full Polka?

>>28799468
I lied about the /cgl/ cabal existing because it was funny but some other anons proved my bullshit was real all along. This is not the first time I did this.

Gura should cover Mori’s songs

>>28799537
>someone posted one of my OC pekos in the spaceflight general on /sci/

OUR REACH GROWS

Calliope Mori
AKA
Calli

>>28799367
So you're telling me it was the friends we made along the way

we always talk about the parasocial relationship chat has with the streamer but how about the relationship the streamer has with chat?