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So can we all agree that that was a disaster, and Mori ruined it?
bros how was the guerilla trinity phasmo streamI just got home from work and was pleasantly surprised with this 4 hour vod
66 MINUTES
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE TRUE TRINITY.
nut
I WANT TO FUCK THE CLOWN
kiara numberfagged polkas subcount
>stream gets shadowbanned, has technical difficulties>just two dummies hanging out making eachother laugh by making loud noises and referencing memes>/hlgg/ has a fucking meltdown and thinks they hate eachother and chicken should graduateEither lurk more and leave, please
RATE THE STREAM9/10. It actually ended up better because Minecraft died.
I like this chicken!
RATE THE STREAM HONESTLY
>going into it knowing it can't be more then an hour longThey managed to salvage it but even if it weren't for the tech fuckup would it have been worth it?
>Say stream will only be 1 hour>It's only 1 hour>People freak out at thisFucking retards
That was a massive trainwreck.
Apologize
PREMIUM NUT
>>28786431The anti-minority squad
important pollhttp://poal.me/4jpa1yhttp://poal.me/4jpa1yhttp://poal.me/4jpa1yhttp://poal.me/4jpa1y
SAY IT WITH ME:GODISACHICKENANTI
>>28784902>>28784942>>28784898>>28785945>>28786086>CalliWho?
>>28786427>BIG UPS
UOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28786349Who do I need to bury to get more gyaru yandere Polka?
Why would Mori do this to Kiara?
>>287864409/10.
What took you so long? And a fuck up from Kiara was inevitable, question is how she's going to handle it in her next stream.
Granny lion is singing for those interested.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBtHm6QD49c
>>287864449/10
>>28786418NOOOOOO YOU HUST CAN'T BRING UP SUB NUMBERS ITS WRONG
No schizos allowed below this post
>>28784505death to silicon valley when? God can someone fucking nuke that wretched place already? Maybe an earthquake or something?
>>28786360>>287864443/10 only salved by a few minutes of them laughing at the end
Narrative: Kiara sabotaged herself on purpose to force Polka to have an offcollab
Explain to me the 66minutes thing. Why is it 66 minutes every single time?
I'm really looking forward to the kusatori rematch.
>>28786444Once they started the zatsudan it was fine.
So the reason why it wasn't an off collab is because polka's apartments dirty, or is that just the narrative we're going with?
>>28786444Waste of time/10
>>287864446.5/10
Just woke up.What'd I miss?
>>287864408/10, minecraft was shit but the second part saved it
>>287864443/10, the chemistry was really lacking and everything else didn't help much eitherPolka was fun to listen to
>>28786444Polka saved the stream /10
>>28786444God hates Kiara/10
Kiara showed off her body and forced Polka to read Kiara's subcount live on air
>>287864446/10First half was entertaining in a bad way but the second half was actually decent.They really need to figure out the logistics of this stuff better though, and honestly I think some of it is on management.
I am just glad that, despite the absolute trainwreck that was the Minecraft part, they seemed to be having fun.
>>28786440>>28786444I thought "ugh, another minecraft stream" but then it turned into suffering kino again.9/10
>>28786427Mori would have treated Polka way better.
>>28786448Probably,yeah. There aren't many things to show on the EN server, so it would be a short tour anyway.
>>28786459That collab was shit the whole way. At least they manged to salvage it by having the smarts to quit the game and just talk.
>>28786444/hlg/ cant into basic japanese conversation/10
>>28786440Yeah minecraft streams are better without the game, fuck mineautists.
>>28786501That proof of a fucked stream
>>28786439It's just /hlg/ astroturfingthey didn't even know about the polka "300k vtuber" meme
>shadowbanned>lag/DCs making their game unplayableWhy can't they just... not fuck up? I seriously don't understand how hard it is to fucking prepare for a stream by testing, and actually react to shit like shadowbans.
umm bros????
DEADBEATS SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT OUR NEW CONFIRMED T3 QUEEN
>thread is going full schizo>mori podcast hasn't even dropped yetToday is gonna be a fucking shitshow for these threads
>>28786440>>28786444REAL DEAL/10The zatsudan at the end was a little awkward at times, but I'm looking forward to Kiara's talkshow even more now.
>>28786459It really is something how every time EN and JP collab everything falls apart. Are they being sabotaged?
>69 minutes
>>28786459>66 minutes of making baby noisesStill the worst collab so far
>>287864448/10
>>28786519based gigastacy
Not even a chicken fan, but I legit feel sorry for her after how everything seemed to have fucked her over today. Now she will never have that Pekora collab.
DURR NUMBERFAG? DUUURRR NUMBERBRAG?
kiara....
>>28786491oops
This thread is gonna be insufferable for a while, later peeps.
>>28786463Fuck off tribalist poalfag
>>28786485I would eat her pussy out irl.
>>287864442/10 into 4/10 into 2/10 into 7/10 into 1/10 (when Kiara made Polka numberfag, legitimately cringed)
>>287864445/10, Some entertaining conversation but over half of it was wasted between navigation and technical problems
Well after the the last few streams with the chicken have just been getting better and better I'm really happy to once again say that God hates Kiara.
>stream isnt archivedwhat did they mean by this?
>>287864449/10 tech difficulties but still a lot of fun
>>28786444I didn't like it/10
>>28786551Nice armpits
>>28786440>>28786444Circus / 10Despite the technical difficulties and shadowbannings the girls managed to keep it fun. They had rather nice and open banter with each other.
>>28786545Anon how are they supposed to control what youtube does to them?
>>28786475might try drawing it myself
>>28786483She'll cry about it on stream
>>287864442/10 The 2 is because of the cute engrish moments. Otherwise it was shit.
I know about the "I'm x subs vtuber" meme that Polka spawned, but I still think it's a shitty thing to make your senior read out her lower sub number and then acknowledge your higher one. No matter how you spin it, it's just a shitty thing to do.
TO ANYONE WHO DARES SHIT TALK POLKA ITT:https://files.catbox.moe/ld2i15.webm
>>28786450Please stop taking shitposting seriously you fucking autistic faggot
>>287864448/10. But I enjoy failure more than success so take that as you will.
>>28786563
>Gura throws together Phasmaphobia collab in 5 minutes because muscle game was retarded. >Able to grab Ina and then Ina/Amelia>Aside from 3 random disconnects, everything goes perfectly fine, the collab was super fun and entertaining Based based based based
>>28786545because Polka fucked Kiara's whole plan by refusing to let her into her disgusting home
>>287864444/10 honestly I can't tell if the people giving higher scores even understand any of the Japanese
>>28786429Wasn't kino but it was pretty chill and comfy I guess.
>>28786450There are also schizos who think Kiara was numberfagging when it's a joke that's been referenced numerous times
Stream was great - dog fuckers and filtered EOPs need not reply
>>287864408/10I enjoyed it even though the last thread got shit on by tourists
that was honestly fucking terrible, kiara is a horrible host. can't wait to watch the trainwreck that will be her "talk show". Is she gonna brag like she just did to any holo with a lower subcount, despite having the lowest subcount of her gen. fuck her and fuck kfp cultists, i sincerely hope she graduates soon
>67 minutes to avoid the 66 minute meme
>>2878644466/10 never collab again
>>28786545How do you react to shadowbans? I doubt that youtube would answer within 60 minutes
>>28786485>6300 viewers for KaraokeJust how unpopular is she?
I'm excited
>No ArchiveNot a surprise, it was a shitshow.
I don't get what you fags didn't like about this collab. I was grinning ear to ear, these two were really entertaining.
>>287864447/10The Minecraft cursed technical difficulties were fun
>>28786505The Lysol she bought wasn't strong enough to eliminate the ever-present smell of clussy.
>>28786551She has tier 3?
>>287864447/10 saved by the end. Polka trying out english was super cute.
>>28786550kiara forgot to turn off the stream, she's driving to polka's house rn to eat her out furiously
>>28786459Wait people hated this collab? Why?
>>28786459>Ame's internet is shitting itself>decide to change plans and switch to a different game and host on Haachama's channel insteadIf only chicken could actually prepare ahead of time instead of hoping everything works out.
>>28786519She also got polka to say how sexy she was live in stream
>>28786565Don't leave us Ame we'll be lost without you
>>28786418N U T
How curly do you think Gura's pubic hair is?
is Chicken crying in the comments?
>>28786588ogey
>>28786463• Mojang with the shitty Realms
>>28786360>>287864442/10Besides the technical difficulties, Kiara clearly didn't prepare anything.
>>28786444>polka say this!>le funny noises!>300k VTUBER! 1/10, shit chemistry and i actually like kiara normally
>>287864444/10
I cant believe you didnt like the stream guys ):What was your least favourite conversation topic?
I cannot take chickenfags seriously after this.
>>28786440>>287864447/10kiara losing it at polka's "instruments" was the highlight of the streamcrashing the moment polka arrived and logging back in to find polka missing and a giant crater where she stood was 2nd best partkiara being the jp-fluent holoEN proves to be a blessing and a curse as we didn't get as much POLglish as I hoped forwould submit an assignment late for this again
>>28786551wait, shes a T3chad too? I'm in the same stream as Polka when Mori does a T3 stream? Wtf based
Chickens apologizing in chat
>>28786444It'd have been better if they pitched it as a zatsudan from the start
>>287864445/10 it was fine but Chiken was really awkward
BOW DOWN TO THE DESTROYER OF COLLABS
>>28786532Mori would've played something instead of minecraft
>>28786505It's a narrative. Polka called off the off-collab and Kiara really wants to off-collab. She's been doing really long streams and working long hours, hence no time for cleaning.
>>28786638>Gura>pubic hairPick one
>>287864446/10 Kiara is my oshi but this was painful to watch.
>>2878643167 Minutes pic when?
>>28786444Missed everything but the very end, but convinced that local faggots greatly exaggerate how "bad" it was/10
>>287864409/10 Kusatori managed to crash the EN server with no survivors.
>>28786589I'm a little behind on streams, when did Amelia have this rage moment?
>>287864445/10
>>28786615It was shadowbanned
>>28786557>>28786535>Chickens coping this hardHoly shit
Is there a reason EN decided to get a realms server when they would run out of room after two gens?
>>28786505Polka is a hikki and she hates having people over. Last time someone visited she just stayed up all night because she couldn't sleep with someone else in the apartment.
>>28786666yea you should be sorry stupid cunt
>>28786609>https://files.catbox.moe/akufrm.ogg
>>28786444Shit game, great sexual tension, cute english
>>28786444It was ok. But Polka didn't seem natural to me. Like she wasn't sure what to say the whole time when she's supposed to be an extrovert natural like Kiara.
>>28786483Her next stream is also Minecraft collab.
>>28786590>"I-I was just pretending to be a retard!"
>>28786444Polka saved it. Kiara was really throwing awkward questions or remarks from time to timeBut if I turn off my schizo, it's actually fine. 6/10
>Listening to Moris podcast>This amount of hyper cringe>Only 2 minutes in of 2 hoursI get it now. She may be cute and the cringe turns to kino when she streams solo, but I get why she is a lonely weeb in JapanShe is literally fucking autistic
>>28786551I say nice things about her all the time but okay. I want to sniff her pit sweat.
>>28786444Pretty bad and awkward
she actually ended the stream at 66.kekhow will cuckfags even recover?
Botan karaokecute
>>28786628She tweeted about watching a member stream live at the same time Mori's T3 stream was on.T3 deadbeat
>>287864445/10, saved by Polka who did a good job even though the chicken made her feel uncomfortable a few times
>>28786657Post screens.
>>28786662Did no one tell them you can use Steam to simulate coach coop for these kind of games.
>>28786633How could chicken predict a shadowban and being kicked out of the server she uses all the time?
>>28786553I can't wait for the narratives
>>28786666checked those quints. Also, it wasn't even that bad.
>>28786440>>287864448/10Funny stream with lots of interaction between them. Pity that minecraft shat the bed.
>>28786590>MEARLY PRETENDING
>>28786666shit I need to akasupa her right now
>>28786551Oh shit, based clown
>>28786615shadowbanned stream
>>28786440Still don't understand japanese/10.Other than that the rest can't be blamed on them.They seemed to have fun at least.
>reading SC during a collab >bad>make your collab partner read your higher sub account>fun and cleverMake up your mind already /hlgg/
>>28786608this desu
>>28786691Kiara is too aggressive with her conversations, I think most people wouldn't be able to follow along
>>28786429It was super mellow and nothing particularly exciting happened
VERY important poll!!!http://poal.me/s6sd81http://poal.me/s6sd81http://poal.me/s6sd81
>>28786444Not good
>>28786688Its free entertainment you dumb cuck
>>28786440sufferkino/10 loved it>>287864445/10 started feeling really awkward a couple times and I almost tuned out to go back to watching archives
>>28786510A dumpster fire.
>>28786664>working long hoursLike streaming or is she like Mori where she has multiple jobs?
Looking forward to watching the trash taste podcast featuring Mori Calliope from HoloEN with my /hlgg/ bros.
>>28786579They're going to take whatever shadowbanned it out.
>>28786565Take it easy clownbro, I'm just really happy we got to hear Polka being such a cutie pie today. Definitely work the technical hiccups.
>>287864444/10I d be fine if chimkin actually showed polka around, even after 20 minutes of dumb, but sasuga sufferkino.At least i know now what next Polka x EN collab (preferably Mori) will be great
>>28786713Pretty sure they tried it but it didn't work out.
>>287864446/10Last minute game switch and technical difficulties really hampered this collab
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324565397790621696?s=19she about the shadowban and didnt do anything about it
>>28786553I'm honestly thinking of just skipping today, which will be tough because I'm already avoiding most of the internet because burgers are leaking everywhere with their election bullshit.
>>28786485I filtered by her roommate, sorry anon can't watch her.
>>28786736it's not fun and clever, everyone here is shitting on her for it are you blind?
>>28786649kiara you can't just keep on bringing up numbers, you know how these guys react to it. Other than that it was a good collab, It was fun seeing you guys just chill even after things went wrong, you've grown cause if this happened closer to your debut you would have cried
>>28786444clownkino + divinely cursed/10First third was funny with Kiara basically running around the main base area while Polka walked over.Second half was funny if only because of the server shitting itself.Third half was good too.7/10, could've been far worse.
>>28786444Kiara created herself a ton of JOP antis this stream/10
Naked dogeza when?The chicken fucking ruined another collab, she should apologize in twitter
>>28786736those aren't opposing views
It's a good thing for Kiara that the podcast will drop today
>>28786440cringekino is just cringe. Don't deny the truth
>>287864446/10, once Minecraft ended it got better, but Kiara made the fatal mistake of updating her game before the stream. She also went full bottom intelligence by not realizing she was walking the wrong way for 3 minutes (twice) and forgetting the subway and emergency exit exist.
6/10 honestly, polka saved it once they gave up on MC
>>28786768There's nothing she could do
>>287864444/10 The first 30 minutes were just atrocious. Minecraft was a terrible choice to be fair, and it didn't work out. People who think that this will deter EN x JP collabs are deluded though. Also, Kiara needs to learn how to improvise to circumvent technical issues. GET A BETTER FUCKING PC AND A SECOND MONITOR.
>>287864443/10 First half was one of the worst streams I've ever seen. An absolute disaster on all accounts. Towards the end polka made her best attempts to salvage it but Kiara had no chemistry with her and did not play off her jokes well. There were a handful of funny soundbites. It's safe to say that Polka has been turned off of ever collabing with an EN member again and is likely turned off from thir EOP audience as well. Kiara has also tarnished her record of perfect JP collabs and has likely scared others from wanting to collab with her. The gigastacey era has come to an end.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324702417645047812
Polka reconsidering her english reps right now.
Narrativefags on full force it seems
>>28786683>Trying to start tribalism kusoDon't you have something else better to do?
>>287864406/10Polka is my oshi and I'm a bit sad to see her put trough a difficult collab again. Most issues were bad luck, but I think Kiara could have prepared a bit better. I just hope this doesn't affect their mood too much.
>>28786444The technicality difficulties made it way more fun
>>28786768Is there anything she even can do?
>>28786768speak english
is yidtube shadowbanning streams right now because of the fucking mutt elections?
>>28786545>shadowbannedWhat does shadowbanning mean, and why does youtube do it?
>>28786623Gee I don't know maybe the fact that 90% of it was scuffed and fucked up beyond belief
>>28786756The narrative is that it's both.
>>28786700Anon, you might not be much better if you are just figuring it out.
>>28786444POLCARRY/10
Why the fuck is the stream chat still open. Why is it still staying stream offline instead of showing the video.
>>28786768What CAN she do?
>>28786545What exactly are they meant to do about being fucking shadowbanned, you utter retard?
>>28786675There was an SC which said that Ame shouldn't have quit Witcher 3 because od some backshitters. This was on the Antichamber stream.
>>28786700>Listening to Moris podcastWait, it's out? Why is the thread not up in flames yet?
>>28786418AYUNDA RISU
>>287864444/10 in english7/10 in japaneseIt was a zatsudan with minecraft crashing in the background. If Kiara had been quicker to ditch minecraft they would've salvaged the stream better instead of retrying to connect for 30 minutes.But I guess if you have "minecraft" in the title you just gotta do minecraft. Hopefully another time!
>>28786693>>28786724Where do you think you are, you dumb newfagsnever take anything said here seriously or you'll end up a schizo, though it may be too late for you
>>28786768What can you even do?
>>28786773whats wrong with her roomate anon?
This is the end for the chicken.
>>28786700Hit me up with the link yo.
>>28786609Kiara would be pretty stupid not to do a trial run of her talk show with EN to iron out any kinks. At least they won't be too hard on her for mistakes, and any awkwardness would just be typical EN shit.
>>287864446/10Kiara could have prepared better even if she was very unlucky. I hope Polka doesn't get another day of depression from it.
>>28786711Neat
>>28786638She can't grow any and it wouldn't be hydrodynamic to have it anyway.
>>28786814>pol is a keyword now
>>28786666Fix your shit by Sunday unless you want your Mori collab fucked up too.
>>28786768What is she supposed to do, take over google?
>>28786789in its essence, cringekino is pure cringe that is precieved as kino because of factors outside of the source of the cringe.
>>28786768She actually nuked the original stream reservation once and the new one was also shadowbanned
>>28786795this but unironically
>>28786787>Gura "doxxes" Ame on stream>Mori releases her pog emote>Kiara's dumpster fire of a collab with Polka happens>Mori releases her anituber podcastHow does she keep doing it?
>>28786768What the fuck do you expect her to do, I'm sure she might have contacted YT, but they never do jackshit, they shadowbanned their biggest creator and didn't respond for days.
>>28786681>>28786730What decides what gets shadowbanned exactly?
>and so that's why I had to keep disconnecting the chicken, Ame.>they might've found our ERP library, but it's all taken care of...
>They collab?>Crash it
>>28786483she'll cry, get pity SC and get told she did fine and learns nothing from this mess.
>>28786829she forgot to hit the "i'm done broadcasting" button.
>>28786843chicken...
>>28786459Still the worst collab, At lest the memes wrote themselves in this one despite God trying to do everything to stop the show. What did chicken do???
>>28786838>haha yeah I just was pretending to spam and be retarded for an hour
Things this stream achieved:>gave Polka reservations to play with the holoEN girls>more fuel for Kiara's self-doubt>put Kiara on the shitlist of those holoJP girls who want to try collabing with the EN girls (all of them, watch Ina and Calli get most of the collab requests from now on)>permanently solidify Kiara's reputation as a walking disaster>holoEN girls have a low-key simmering hatred towards Polka for "doing this to Kiara", hololive civil war is an inevitability and they will remember thisAll in all a great day to be a narrativechad.
how long until the podcast drops and this thread collectivly kills itself?
>>28786588I'll send kiara a superchat with this message in her next stream, she needs to realize that her numberfagging affects other people.
>>28786798Baiting for SC
As one of the jp bros said in polka freechat:>Thank you for your work on Mindcrash.
And people said "Kiara's thing" was collabs. Clearly not. Dumb cunt.
>>28786440Polka makes anything enjoyable.Despite the technical difficulties it really wasn't as awkward as it could have been or as some of the posters here make it out to be. Not like they could have known about the issues but I wish they'd just went for a different collab idea, since I personally wasn't a big fan of the EN server tour in the first place.
>>28786630Watson antis. Just ignore them
>>28786768>Moshi moshi youtube, can you stop shadowbanning me, pretty please?
>>28786821...and?
>>28786787>podcast dropping on the same day as this collab>right after a decent guerrilla steam by the trinityTakaMori bros... Can we ever hope to stand against the power of the Trinity?
>>28786843It's okay chicken, enjoy your spa date with Mori tomorrow!
>>287864447/10
>>28786741>doxxfags
>>28786798She managed to pull it back pretty well considering how much of a trainwreck it was. As expected of an idol.
>>28786768So the Shadowban was probably chat's fault.
>>28786880already got my ropePOGGERS
Did my work reps, how was the Poruka collab?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324702417645047812Now all we need is a naked dogeza
>>28786834I'm guessing some people get it in advance via some patreon or something
>>28786758Chickenfags now deflecting after that stream
I want to know every wrinkle in Ina's anus.
>>28786843Fuck you Mori you need to take this chicken in for the night and sexually comfort her for this!
Meanwhile, 40k viewers are tuned into Peko's minecraft stream now.
yabai
>>28786814it's a burger website, a very political one at that
>>28786718By actually logging into Minecraft before the stream since she updated stuff.
>>28786784She just did
I hope Polka cucks Kiara of Mori sooner or later
>>28786880Hopefully soon
>>28786819Doesnt show up in sub list or recomended or notifications. Bassicly the only way you'd see it was live was going to the channel yourself or getting linked off Twitter, so it hurts growth a ton.As for why the shadowban, POL probably triggered the ameributt anti election propaganda shit.
>>28786880Soon hopefully
alright i just woke up what exactly happened in this stream?
KUSOKINO
>>28786819They have a godawful algorithm that just randomly overrreacts with false positives to every little thing. Could be something as trivial as Youtube not liking the rate at which it's gaining viewers. Even Pewdiepie got shadowbanned once.It just means the stream doesn't show up in feeds so nobody can find it unless you find an external link, thus no new viewers.
>>28786768chat was spamming retard number
GUYS PEKORA IS STREAMING! LETS ALL GO BACK TO THE OTHER THREAD TO TALK ABOUT IT! fucking larping niggers
>>28786427Mori ruined it by not being there. Mori please talk to our clown :{
28786487>/v/ermin wojackfags got inits over
>>28786833Wasn't it the Q+a right before that? Pretty sure someone in this thread asked it
>>28786444Get some fucking improv skills and stop being anal/10Be more spontaneous and flexible when shit happens.Change the game. Do zatsudan. Do karaoke. Crack some jokes. Dont try to do tech troubleshooting during a collaboration
>>28786880saturday
>>28786880what if the podcast is actually really good and mori drops huge amounts of lore?
>>28786804cursed image
>>28786923I recognize those moles
>>28786630Ame antis and people who try to find a way to cope with this polka collab.
>>28786545Sure, maybe they should have double checked everything knowing and update went down, but what the hell are you supposed to do about Google's autism but pray for verification?
>>28786630Ame and Haachama were too awkward with each other and barely talked. Technical issues happened too and they were forced to play a different game instead.The collab was mostly them making cute sounds while playing games. It wasn't good but it wasn't a trainwreck unlike PolKia. Reddit thought they were super cute though.t.teamate
>>28786880lets kill this thread once and for all
chicken is probably crying right now
>>28786879Who are you quoting?
>>28786843she said it herself, don't try to salvage this collab.It's a good learning experience, and as long as she keeps on improving, a few fuck-ups along the way are fine.
>>28786444 2/10 Kiara should have prepared at least a bit for it, it was already bad, then the crashes came and destroyed it
>>28786899UNITY or bust
>>28786881Shizoposter, I said I want only the strongest narrative
Where do the HoloEN girls rank in the Hololive bust chart?
>>28786545>muh shadowbanhave you ever considered that no one was interested?
>>28786666>holostars level viewers on mario and fe3h streams>"its okay, collabs are my forte">this collabimagine the mental implosion
What if this was an elaborate setup to make it seem offcollabs were a must with Kiara so she can fuck our oshi behind our backs?
>>28786936>>28786945Ok, thank you.
>>28786795I read posts like this and get a small headache because I know you actually really believe this shit
>>28786821Do you seriously watch Hololive for gameplay?
>>28786880I'm fucking ready, come at me niggers!
>>28786890Kiara's thing are off-collabs.Polka probably got warned by other JP girls about the thing Kiara will do to her after the collab.
>>28786812Couldn't she have chosen her words better here?
>>28786736Both are bad. Meme or not, you just shouldn't do that, don't make your collab partner read our her lower sub count and then acknowledge your own.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324702417645047812?s=20
>>28786942Can I get a quick rundown on the watson realms?
I'm still a bit mad at Polka for ruining Kiara's collab, but I've calmed down a bit. I kind of regret cancelling my Polka membership. I don't know if I can handle being a fan of JP holos if they just sabotage EN this hard, it's too much disappointment for me. I might re-enable my membership but I'm just worried this will happen again and I'll just be disappointed.Why doesn't she care, bros? Why wouldn't she just spend a couple hours cleaning her apartment so Kiara could come over? Or find a game that was fun they could both play online? She could have even just postponed the stream until later to give more time. Instead of just embarrassing Kiara in front of all her fans the way she did.Sorry if this comes off rant-ish, I'm kind of a mess right now.
>>28786899Was it actually confirmed to be out today, or is everyone just guessing?
>>28786681Jesus is Youtube going nuclear on the Holos?
>>28786929I hope someone Nasim youtube again but this time, the faggot must be competent enough to destroy their servers. Fuck Silicon Valley.
>Nene Collab>Disconnects, crashes, disconnects>Polka Collab>Disconnect, crashes, disconnectsHer strenght was being fuild in japanese but it didnt pay off...
>>28786614>>28786831>>28786974Kiara was told hours before the stream, you can delete and recreate the stream until it's not shadowbanned anymore
>>28786976>The collab was mostly them making cute sounds while playing games.is that... a bad thing?
If a JP is ever going to visit the EN minecraft again, they need to build something at spawn, like a rail way or nether portal to get the visits to where they have setup quick.
>>28786978honestly? Yeah. 100% sobbing
>>28786961It's mashmellow not SC
The collab was shit
>>28786623Notice how this thread doubled in speed while /hlg/ dropped
>>28786942>wanted Mori Polka minecraft
>>28786795I'm glad we could enjoy the AmongUs collab before Polka never interacted ever again with HoloEN....
>>28787000I dont but I hate when people use it as an excuse to god awful games
>>28786691>>28786738The problem was that Kiara held all the power because she's bilingual. This wasn't an issue with Subaru and Nene when they had stuff to focus on and break the ice, but Kiara forced the conversation into an awkward direction. Her humor in English didn't convey well in Japanese, it was pretty confusing.
>>28786967Who cares about the contents? It creates precedent and other parties will want in on the cake since some dudes podcast manages to get a holo as a guest.
>>28787011You deserve it you mess of a person.
Wh-wheres the vod?
anyone else love seeing huke in like every kiara stream chat?
>>28786978good
>>28786880I hope it comes soon so I can end myself
>>28787000No but 90% of the time when the game is shit the girls just can't carry the stream by themselves. Better just turn it off and chat like they did.
>>28786942>ina collabs cursedIofi...
EN needs to work on their pre-stream preparation. There's constant issues because they keep jumping into stuff minutes before a stream.
>>28786950Implying they even talk about the streams
>>28786942>collabs cursed>gonna crash japanese>collab kusotoru>cuck around ame>cheating votes>stop shadowbanned>anti save world
>>28786880can't wait desu desu
>>28787052Theres not going to be any vod
>>28786795Unhand Friend from your shitposting grasp
that is true
>>28786688/hlg/ is that way, nigger.
>>28787010Forgot about this copypasta
>>28787058Every damn time
Hope this happen on Gura's minecraft stream later so that she will have a guerilla Phasmophobia or A Way Out collab with Ame
>>28786923She's got some DONK
Chickenfags deserve the rope, just like their oshi
>>28786942>jesus today hate server>collab fun>many anti save world sorry
Guys what would you rather listen toTryhard 10/10 singingAme tier soul singing
>>28787052it's going private, there is no vod
>>28786880This anon claims he's already watching it, or at least tried to >>28786700
>>28786819It kills your viewsPewds got shadowbanned recently for no reason and had like 3k views on one of his streams.
>>28787046>some dudes It's literally the biggest antituber podcast on YouTube
>>28786440>>287864446.5/10I wanted the girls to chat anyways, shame about minecraft shitting itself (which was already the backup plan because they planned to play Moving Out) and it wouldn't be a chicken stream with something unexpected happening.Felt bad for the chicken but amused at the same time that even gods are intervening on her path to success.
>>28786942which one we firing?
>>28786700I fucking literally hate Calli
>>28786880hopefully soon, the world will be a better place as soon as everyone in this thread ends themselves
>>28786505doesn't Polka actually live with someone? friend or family or something
>>28787052must be something to do with youtube fucking up. It should instantly turn into a vod but for some reason it's not.
>>28787043That's the thing though. To me it felt like it was polka trying to force the english out of Kiara when Kiara was 100% fine just speaking all japanese. But maybe I'm wrong.
>>28787089I'm watching an older podcast
>>28786664>>28786687If only they have access to an office space with the tools to host an off collab...
>get shadowbanned>know about it 9 hours before>do literally nothing about itWhat the fuck is wrong with Kiara?
>>28786900They already went on that, Mori was basically fucking Kiara during Phasmophobia or whatever that shit game is called
>>28787052crashing this VODwith no survivors
>>28786551I LOVE THIS CLOWN
Okay so what exactly happened in this stream? I just woke up
>>28786880I cant wait to laugh at you retards
>>28786834>>28787089He's not talking about the anituber one.
>>28786880God I hope it's soon.
Why is chicken's stream, still up?
>>28786630Weren't you there?Everyone loved it
>>28786942
>>28787052it's not getting archived
>>28786923Would rather fuck Ame
>>28787071Is it though?
This...isn't true
>>28787119What could she do?
>>28787006What are you even talking about? She isn't Matsuri you clown.
So WE hate Kiara again?
>>28787113she's leaving it up for youtube chat to talk
>>28786967>what if the podcast is actually really goodNot gonna affect the state of the thread, it's still prime shitpost fuel. I'll enjoy it, though
>>28786880I think they actually come out saturday morning jst, so probably during a stream tonight
wtf I hate Polka now
>>28787116It could be Polka trying to push herself into learning more Eigo and subsequently having a bilingual chicken to correct any mistakes
>>28787119Is this entire thread in a time loop now?
>>28787099>fire worst hololive vtuberbye bye summer festival
>>28787119>know about it 9 hours beforeActually, she didn't. https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324703793150189573
>>28787141Remake the stream
>>28786551>deadbeats are this delusionaloh boy
>>28787007What do you mean? Chicken has always been blunt as fuck and she's admitted as such, she's said repeatedly that she's awful at lying.
>>28786942>wordcloud poster is backfucking based
>>28787022If it's just that with nothing else to balance it with then yeah
>>28786992>No one was interestedgetting 13k on a stream that was shadowbanned from the start is not really easy tho.
>>28786551sideboobsmy weakness
Did Ame mention what we’re going to listen to tomight?
>>28787150She doesn't usually do that though
>>28787174she did, actually
How's this for a narrative:Youtube AI is so strong it realised the disaster this collab is going to be. Which is why it shadow banned it.
>>28787080You should ask Subaru's trash can
>>28786505My narrative is Polka, like Marine, feared of being molested by Kiara at the last minute despite her gender preference so she called it off.
>>28786561That won't happen regardless.
>>28787105>>28787145>>28787158OGEY
>>28787145if by WE you mean bored /hlg/ SEA niggers and /v/ monkeys then yes!
>>28787071big brain Ame, arbiter of truth
>>28787036We all did bird, we all did.
>>28786942Was it actually a cry for help the entire time?
>>28786691I think she was expecting Kiara to dictate the flow of the collab and that really wasn't happening, especially when everything went to hell with the Minecraft portion.
>>28787109She has a roommate (real one, female)She streams in the attic of their place
>>28787077Based bottledick poster
I gotta say, when Polka pulled out her cocks it made it all worth it. Other than the technical issues this was a pretty nice stream.Now, time to watch reddit dragon sing.
btw its kiaras own fault she kept crashing she's the one who has like 900 chickens in one little area
>>28786859Oh fuck
>>28787119>>do literally nothing about itshe did do something she deleted the old reservation and made a new one
GOD DAMN I need a Mori/Polka collab. Just fucking imagine if they both pull out a bunch of silly instruments, and act like complete spergs. Those two were made for each other.
>>28787184MusicIts an unarchived stream so she might just play the music
>>28787119shadowbans dont exist, why the fuck would they, its just youtube being garbage.
>>28787167https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324565397790621696She absolutely did.
>>28786942c-chimkinbros....!!!???!streamable.com/mcs8od
>>28786917You should ask her boyfriend then!Me
>>28786967>actually really good>with those three fagsgood luck m8
>>28787083Ame tier for streams, tryhard for 3d concerts
>>28786621Stream is still going. Chicken forgot to turn it off.
>>28787023The emergency exit is close to world spawn. But Kiara doesn't know shit about where everything is.
>>28786942>many anti save world sorry factI kneel before the antis now
>>28786884god, some of you cunts are so fucking jaded.kill yourself.
>>28786553What time and where can I listen to the podcast?
>>28787145>WE>obvious /hlg/ falseflaggers
>polka does a kikkeriki(?)>kiara tells her to shut up>awkward laughter from polkaI get Kiara was trying to do some straight-man like shut up play, but that sure sounded disrespectful, and it felt like Polka felt that way too.
>>28787204>yab boy>ya boy
Keep waiting, today's podcast isn't going to be Mori
when Kiara sad I sadI wanna kill myself
>>28786812Don't be the one to call your own content shitty, Kiara...
>>28786843Bros... we need to akasupa her so she knows we still support her...
>>28787117>>28787128I have no excuse
>>28786884
>>28786942oh no
>>28787221>why the fuck would theyDid you really just ask that
>>28787184Probably some ska
stream is archived
>>28787095I'm pretty sure it's the only one
>>28787118THINGS COVER SHOULD DO FOR THEIR EMPLOYEES
Holy shit guys, there's a vtuber simulatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdgRxYUAsMUhttps://fredrik-ulvmoen.itch.io/restreamedImagine Kiara or Mori playing it lmao, paying attention to two chats would be disaster
>>28787221youtube absolutely has automatic shadowbanning, it's a well documented thing
>>28786843wave of pityfags telling her stream was actually great incoming in 3... 2... 1...
I will NEVER forgive that cl*wn, how dare she do this to Kiara
This is all Ina's fault for making the sign too big
>>28787251Bullet dodged another week then.
I love this bird, but she really does need to do some better prep work. As much as I want to call god an anti, a lot of this collab was really last second, especially after having to swap games due to not realizing moving out was local only, something that Mori already found out the hard way by then. She even said herself that minecraft was a shit idea and had other games ready, but decided to go minecraft last second, and didnt even meet with polka in-game pre stream. The last bits that wasnt minecraft waa fun, but even i have to admit this was a preventable trainwreck. Hopefully they can do a proper collab next time.
>>28787117>watchingI only found audio. were there multiple podcasts? (i know there was two episodes of one)
>>28787184we only know that she will listen to ska
>>28787226Why does it matter? She can't really do anything about it getting shadowbanned.
>>28787246yea kiara was pretty disrespectful the entire stream, especially near the end where she brags about her higher sub count
>>28787046>some dudes podcastYou do realize trash taste is owned by a Japanese corporation, right?
>>28786923GodDAMN my wife looks good
>>28787145Back to your thread triple-falseflagger
Okay can we all now stop pretending shitposting so the antis don't think we're serious??
>>28787226Is that actually a thing: shadowbanning a stream before it starts because of what goes on in the pre-chat?
>>28787251Isn't the new narrative that they're recording one with her next week? Or was that clip I saw last thread old?
stream's finished now. well it wasn't 66 minutes at least, though it absolutely deserved to be
>get shadowbanned>do fucking nothing about itGood work chicken
>>28786805The originally planned Marine collab got shelved because Marine was ill, the stream got shadow-banned, and POLKA was the one who picked Minecaft as the collab game.
>>28787046didn't the JPs appear on some TV-Shows as well?It's not like any contact with the rest of the world is prohibited.
>>28787145>we>when /hlg/ has slowed to an absolute crawl despite jps streaming
>>28786942UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>28787201But that's every poster on /hlgg/ anon
>>28787285>next time
>>28786942imagine...
>>28787308That twitch clip was from like 25 days ago
>>28786942>bad jpare we in the wrong?
>>28787270Imagine advertising your kusoge on 4chan
>>28787313Another excuse for numberfagging
>>28787276Kiara got what she fucking deserved
>>28787308Archive reps... It's not a new narrative
>>28787311the last 3 min of outro music doesn't count
>>28787270>Ame playing a game where the whole point is listening to advice chat gives you
>>28786649Stop bringing up fucking numbers. They are not important.
>>28787308That clip was old
>>28787221>I'm about to say something absurdly retarded with an FBK piccolor me shocked
It wasn't anyone's fault, but I'm feeling kind of bad for Ina
>>28787246Holo manzai stream when
>>28787330>>>/vg/
>>28786881Don't forget about Kiara telling Polka she had more subs than her
>>28787313I don't get what you expect her to do. If she remade the stream it would most likely get shadowbanned again.
>>28787116Part of the problem was the game stream failing and having to make do with an impromptu zatsudan, whereas with the previous two they'd had enough time on the prior content to get the conversation working naturally. And yeah, Polka wanted to make the most of pushing towards her English reps but there was still a bit of grinding of gears in communication.Though it was pretty funny when Polka hit Kiara with "propensity" and Kiara didn't even register it properly.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324704867231830021MINECRAFTERS EXPLAIN PLS
>>28787336uohhhh
>>28787327Based
VOD is up.
>>28787285>but decided to go minecraft last secondIsn't that just what Polka wanted to do?
how about kiara puts some effort into preparing for collabs instead of winging it? i mean 30 minutes before the collab she was asking about where to take polka on the server with 5 things built
>>28787285This is a good take. So many of the bad parts of the collab were due to little/poor planning and the awkwardness of having to salvage things last minute. If those get taken care of, the next collab will be a straight 10/10.
>>28787306It is probably because of the title containing the words pol
>>28787163he said worst, not best
>>28787251We've been waiting for three goddamn weeks already.
>>28787306If chat was capable of getting streams shadowbanned coco would be fucked all the time because of actual bots
Friendly reminder that the whoever is asking why Kiara didn't do anything with the shadowban is just one guy samefagging and spamming the thread to get (you)s.
>pekora getting less viewers on minecraft as gura did with $2 kusoge trash
>>28787305where is kiara?
>>28787251This is already the 3rd week.I guess that podcast isn't actually happening.
Chickencoin in freefall FUCK YOU GUYS I sold all my Reapercoin for this shit
>>28787251Well who would've guessed that her big dream wasn't going on a podcast.
Add another to the COVERSHOULD pasta.
>>28787251We live another week
>>28786510>>28786752with fireworks
>>28787251pain peko.oh well, time to find something else to look forward to this weekend.
Toi, chammers, and super nenechi minecraft collab in 30 mins!!!
We managed to have the by far BEST EN coab and the by far WORST EN collab in the same week.Impressive!
>>28786972>Ame antisYou can't be serious, are we fucking reddit now?
>>28787391鼻。。。
>>28787308It was like a month old. The episode Nigguk was saying was just recorded has been out for three weeks now.
>>28787327>>28787336
>>28787342>>28787370>same shitty bait is posted over 10 times in the thread>retards still reply
I want to fuck both the holos and their roommates. There I said it.
>>28787291Kek
>>28787400What if there is no podcast and that one tweed on which this is based on was just a troll or a coincidence?
>kiara shitty collab i'm sorry next time comfort me with more SC>meanwhile polkahttps://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1324703970510602240
>>28787442In turns or at once?
>>28787405Gura has an extra 400k subs youre an actual idiot
so realistically why would a JP ever collab with Kiara again after this?
>>28786972You dont have to be an anti to think that specific stream wasnt very good
>>28787251antis BTFO for another week
>>287864446/10.The attempt for impromptu was nice and they could've pushed for an eigo lesson or karaoke.While both sides definitely had fun, they were probably too tired or too frustrated to go further.
>>28787021She literally already did that, you retarded nigger.See >>28786868
>>287873751.16.4 came out November 2nd some people have had issues using realms after the update
i HATE kiara but i do feel bad for her
Kiara needs to translate more during collabs.
>>28786992Her stream always show on my reccomendations and this one wasn't, also could not find it in the search
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1324706257559719938
>>28786808>>28786792She could have just deleted it and made a new stream with another title, dumbasses
>>28787162We're actually stuck in a 5 minute timeloop of retards who's only advice is suggesting she could just not get shadowbanned in the first place
>>28787251They're clearly hiding it. And it's clearly only going to be a planned 5-10 minute segment at most.
>>28787144> The problem wasn't realms but the fact that Kiara was using an unstable version of Optifine on 1.16.4Can we admit it was Kiara's fault already or are we still pretending it was Realms?
>>28787448NOOO MY NARRATIVES
/int/ here, quick question. How come I'm able to rewind every livestream on Youtube except the Hololive ones? I have to wait until the stream is over every time
>>28786649The 350 vtuber thing. I know it's a just a meme but after the Among9us collab it seems played out.
>>28786967>actually really good>one of them claimed mecha is dead and Franxx is a good basing for mecha
>>28787442Based
>>28787391negro...
>>28787457friend..
>>28787448It was a tweet from every host, but god I hope its bullshit Threads gunna be a mess if its not
>>28787455>置き土産した!HUH?
>>28787488oh hey she is actually getting the
>>28787285We can't just coddle her. She has to learn and improve on her own.
>>28787480It also wasn't in my subscription tab. I did get a notification though
>>28787251uncommon opinion:I don't want Mori to go on a podcast so Ame can finally pass her as her honorary second place
>>28787457400k already wtf
>>28787488I love Polka so much.
Guys I just woke up and about to watch the POLKA x KIARA collab..Please don't tell me that it's bad. I really like Polka, is it still worth watching?
>>28787488Plunctation correct?leal, leal, leal, leal, deal, leal, deels. KYUWWAAAKIKKERIKIIII
>https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1324706257559719938What did she mean with this?
Why didn't she just delete and relist the stream to get around the shadowban?
>>28787488>that heavy breathing FUCK IM GONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28787481They need to make her a full time translator and promote Enma to the new fifth member of holoen.
>>28787457oh nonono cope
well if it's any consolation, at least barely anyone watched it
>>28787283>he found anythingGood on ya. My digging skills are shit, and that's probably for the best.
>>28787461>>28787472quick rundown?
>>28786880
>>28787433Which one is Ina/Iofi?
>>28787455>Joseph replies instantly
>>28787498They protect it in case something yabai happens.
>>28787523That's not uncommon, teamates have been numberfagging about Ame catching to Mori for 2 weeks
>>28787488>
>>28787251Wait these are always released 2-3 weeks after how tf is it possible that Mori's isn't out tomorrow, it's been 3 weeks
>>28787461>1 scuffed stream = no collabs ever againI really hope you aren't serious right now
>>28787523>numberfagging this hardSubs don't matter, superchats do.
What is this face trying to convey?
>>28787508What the fuck, fuck those assholes.
>>28787496Didn't even mean for this to be a reply, goddammit
>>28787457>400kWait what
>>28787508Oh I get this pic now, Sharkzawa
>>28787498Only livestreams I can personally rewind are the news onesI think it's some check that noone bothers to check or something to do with being directly streamed
>>28787523I'm kind of interested to see if the podcast actually happens because then I want to see how much of a boost her subs would actually get.
>>28787455>>28787488>>28787488Love this clown
>>28787508>one of them claimed mecha is dead and Franxx is a good basing for mechaSeriously?
>>28787520Getting the what?
>>28787488Rear Dio
>>28787385Yes, it was that clown's fault
>>28787488I WANNA FUCK THIS CLOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28787488Hearing her breathe hard after trying to get the pronunciation is pretty hot
>>28787488Come again
>/hlg/ liked the collab>/hlgg/ called it a disasterI thought tbey were supposed to be the antis
>>28787251aww man
>>28787543ooelki.webm
>>28787572"Wow that's a big cock."
>>28787251>The year is 2024>I can't believe this fucking bitch Mori is gonna have a fucking podcast with anitubers NEXT WEEK>Nah man, this is the one, I'm sure of it, they record them in advance
You know it's kinda funny that Polka likes Mori to point where's still quoting shit said during the among us collab but I don't think She's ever even mentioned Polka before
>>28787571Still a number, though.
>>28787008>Polka's reaction when Kiara told her to say 350k vtuber.When I saw this I was like, WTF Kiara?
>>28787455I can't look... this clown is too pure for this world...
>>28787539She did, but it got shadowbanned again.
>>28787496You fucking clown she still disconnected when she disabled optifine. Dregs like you don't deserve oxygen to breathe
>>28787461Because her other collabs were good.
Do you know pekora?
>>28786942happy to see you're still alive, wordcloudbro
>>28787523I don’t care about this because apparently Ame has the second most memebers in all of hololive.
>>28787508>Franxx is a good basing for mechayab
Kinda hope Polka keeps calling her kusotori, but probably wont happen after Kiara called it Mori's pet name
>>28787508Eh? Which one claimed that?
>>28787488>>28787543MUH
>>28787405why are HoloEN fans like this?
That's it! I'm going to fly to Japan and find out where the clown lives. Then I'm going to take her out to a nice dinner!
>Polka's mario maker performance was so terrible that her image in kiara's thumbnail got it shadowbanned
>>28787631NO
>>28786967I don't give a shit. The mere fact that she would appear on some cringe anituber fags show is enough to unsub.
>>28787488holy fuck she's moaning and gasping like she's actually getting fucked
>>28787488Say what you want about the collab, it gave us this. It was all worth it.
>>28787285Yeah the prep was seriously lacking. If they joined server an hour beforehand and noticed that okay everything is shitting itself lets do something else would have been a literal streamsaver.I hope chickin isn't taking it too hard.
>>28787498It's a feature you can disable, and they do for whatever reasons. Probably to have more control over their videos in case they want to immediately pull the video after finish streaming to edit out bad moments.
>>28787508>mecha is deadThat's actually true though. I haven't seen a decent mecha show in fucking ages.
I am strictly pro-tribalism and pro aggressive narratives. Conflict is the essence of life.
>>28787488>REAL D-DEAL UNNNNHHH?>REALO....REALE DEAL>REARL DEARRL>RILL DILL
Kiara should stick to offcollabs
>>28786418wait anon this is illegal
>>28787569Narrativefags on suicide watch. Watch them cope with some excuse like "I-it got delayed! It'll be n-next week!"
>>28787550I linked it to somewhere. It was just depression hours for millennial like her. Her co-hosts aren't big ironic weebs (they're actual weebs).
>>28787488What makes Polka's ESL hotter then most girl's ESL?
Oh god, Ame is actually going to watch shrek.
>>28787631I want to know pekori in the biblical sense
>>28787488nice arnold impression
Come on Gura.Drop the mask. I know you want to be a degenerate gremlin while you stream. How do I know?I am you, of course.
>>28787488This would have made the collab worth it even if it had 2x the technical difficulties.
>>28787631You've piqued my interest
>>28787508>Claiming mecha is dead after Iron Blooded Orphans came out 3 years before Darling
>>28787384FUCK MY LIFE is around the 33rd minute, right?
Okay, the new narrative is that cover canceled the podcast after unicorns freaked out about huke
>>28787046Fubuki and Marine hosts radio shows every week, and one of their earlier guest is Sugita Tomokazu and he made both of them wet with his wit and sense of humor.
>>28787631じゃないよ!!!!!!
>>28787508>mecha is deadunfortunately true>Franxx is a good basing for mechaThis is the problem
>>28787562Never waste a breath is he
>>28787523good opinion:I want Ame and Mory to reach 1 million at the same time
Franxx was pretty good, aside from a few episodes, mostly late in the series.
>>28787631Yes, she actually sick right now, but she keep streaming to entertain us
Hope you look forward to the REAL podcast!
How in the fuck did Pekora manage to make her cleaning up her traintracks, entertaining? She really is the best Holo
>>28787508Mecha isn't dead?
Oh hey I remember anons complaining about this
>>28787602/hlg/ has a slightly higher proportion of people who understand Japanese. Also, the Watame falseflagger was busy here.
why cant we all just get along and cum to clown pits?
>>28787631YesI wanna fuck that little bunny cunny!
>>28787602All the usual shitters came here for the extra (You)s.
>>28787488JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER DANGO ASMR OR BATHROOM ASMR
>>28787712hsssss
>>28787645It's hard at the top
>>28787602Contrarians
>>28787712https://twitter.com/Ririsya_music/status/1324705156492001284
>>28787687Yes, and I can't wait!
>>28787251Then who tf was the guest if not Mori?If you got the clips you should know. They said it was a secret, and would be like something never done before
>>28787684She's hotter than most girls. Same for her voice.
>>28787716SHES HERE
>>28787251I'm so glad deadbeats don't have to deal with Mori going on an anituber podcastFuck those guys for copying Mori's tweet, what the actual fuck was going through their heads
>>28787488Wait how the fuck is she making the "r" sound?
Will even Nene, Subaru or Senchou collab with Kiara now?
>>28787508people still watch mecha?
doesn't gura have minecraft today? will the server be working when she does it?
>>28787508>claimed mecha is deadI mean...
>>287864444/10Actually disappointed at Kiara but the stream gets some points because the sex clown carried it a bit.
>>28787722Based. Fuck the antis and falseflaggers.
>>28787716SHE'SHERE
>>28787523Based opinion:Despite not caring about Mori, I don't want her or anyone else to set a precedent that makes it okay for holoENs to appear in faggot streams like anitubers or twitchfags or who else have you.Keep western ironic weeb retards as far away as possible at all cost.
>>28787608>The year is 2026>Mori finally gets invited and actually does the podcast>We knew this bitch doesn't care about Hololive, we were right all along
>>28787636Among vtubers akchyually.
>>28787535No please...... Don't watch...
>>28787251I mean it could be just a 10 min interview
>>28787665>>28787715>>28787702Hey, there's a new Getter Robo anime coming out in 2021
>>28787251was the interview really so bad they have to edit it for how long?
>>28787716That was all me shitposting, but based.
>>28787594I wouldn't go that far.
>>28787631PEKO
>>28786880I’ll be relatively disappointed, but I’ll listen to the parts where everybody except the Anime Man is talking so I don’t have to hear his insufferable voice.
>>2878771820% more of 0 is still 0
>>28787739>no guitardropped
>>28787391nosferatu...
Hey guys wait a fucking second, I'm listening to Coco and uh, there's something wrong.It's like... The notes are right? And it sounds good? What the fuck is going on?
>>28787488holy fuck 0:07
>>28787270I have been thinking something similar but its more of light hearted vtuber sim then you will become delusional and their avatar start haunting you
>>28787708>MoryW-Who?!
>Haachama Minecraft stream started 10 minutes ago>Check it out>Already removedNani.
>>28786864That factor would be autism for people who actually thought that the collab was cringekino.
>>28786967I tried watching their podcast before any of this even went down. It's very mediocre but I appreciate the dedication to buying an entire office for it.
>>28787708They'll both reach 1 million in around 6~ months at their current rates
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1324708333958258688What is happening
>>28787770Imagine her biting down on a rubber chicken while you ram her from behind...
>>28787787Now this is meds.
>>28787608It'll be /hlgg/'s own mueller report
>>28787739>inclining so hard she had to make 3 thumbnails
>>28787535Shitposting aside, nothing really happened for a chunk of it because of technical problems. There where good moments but they shoulda just made it a zatsudan after the second or third crash
>>28787535Minecraft dropped the ball hard, proving once again that God is a chicken anti. But it's a good stream and the zatsudan it transforms to in the end is really good.
>>28787716Sometimes I feel like a schizo and start to think she does look in here. Last week poorfags complained she streamed too much for members so she doesn't do any this week. Now this...
>>28787727thumbnail poster...
>>28787773What's an ironic weeb anyway? Last time someone asked, no two anons agreed on a common definition.
So was this collab just polka's attempt to get closer to Mori?
>>28786869arrows.png
>>28787508I don't see the podcast from what you said, the one claiming Mecha is dead is definitely Gigguk but the praise for Darling? Connor? Because Gigguk and Joe trashed the show once it finished. ....So we can assume their next guest is Ina since she outright said on stream she likes mecha and loved Darling in the Franxx
>>28787488How is it so hard for Japs to pronounce a fucking L?
>>28787488I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLOWN
Mori is going to appear on the podcast because timetravel anon said so. He's never been wrong. Not even once
>>28787817The collective soul energy of the countless nuts she caused has come to haunt her
>>28787783That doesn't make it any less dead. Hopefully people start making more mecha.
>>28787807A meMoryGet it?
>Polka + Kiara>Clown + Phoenix>=Joaquin PhoenixNarrativebros?
>>28787801his voice changer is broken again
>>28787488I fucking love the clown
>>28787783>One (1) animeThat's like saying character action games aren't dead because DMC5 came out a year ago.Mecha is fucking dead right now.
>>28787508That same guy made a 20 fucking minute rant on Franxx. He only thought the first half was good
>>28787817she is going nuts
>>28787455>>28787488Protection? Protection from what?
>>28787521I've been critical of her since the start. People who love her and honestly say shes doing wrong are just lying to themselves. Theres always ways to improve, and if people dont know what they've done wrong or poorly they'll never improve. I love this bird and I want to see her become beter, but that means accepting where she falters as fact.
>>28787817She's getting haunted by the ghost of all the dead sperm released for NNN.
>>28787807Virgin Mory, the mother of JESAS
>>28787817Risu is a nutcase
>>28787712
>>28787833It's not my fault I found it on /hlg/ back in may
>>28786875>learns nothing from this mess.Atleast try harder with your naratives, Kiara has by far improved the most, she is the only one that truly takes her critism at heart
>>28787787Take your meds, anon.
>>28787835You know when you see one. The kind that goes to Gura's chat to type "ravioli ravioli don't lewd the shark loli xD"
>>28787716What am I supposed to see in this picture?
>>28787682Actually listening in for a bit I'm really liking it despite the autism. Getting an actual look into imposter syndrome I'm realizing I have it myself, and having this sperg I look up to talking about it is helpful.We won't ever get the full experience with Cover rules holding her back, but I'm actually hoping and looking forward to her doing any more podcasts similar to this in the future.
>>28787820>Bending Polka over midstream to fuck her>No one notices since she only makes squeeky noises.
>>28787716i'll donate red pasta in sccan you sing it for me?
>>28787835still waiting for the bubba on the top left, but good OC
>>28787855
>>28786812lol
>>28787835Was it already a month ago? Too much has changed.
>>28787835It's any weeb that you don't like.
>>28787457Basic math reps anon....
>>28787817OI NINGEN
>>28787817Gura was practicing Punai Punai
>>28787251Chadbeats win again baby!
>>28787817>ningen-san~ningen-san~>ningen-san~ningen-san~>ningen-san~ningen-san~
>>28787775>Hololive doesn't even exist anymore in 2026
Whats the projection of Gura reaching 2M?Also, will ever have a celebration stream?Fubuki already has one scheduled, but nothing for Gura yet, and at this point by the time she does she might have already reach 1.5M it seems.
>>28787807You'll know during the a memory collab this month
>>28787652I hope you aren't a man
>>28787665>implyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZySaJkVkyc
>>28787878some schizo was calling her lazy because she didn't have any playlists the other day
>>28787508Mecha is dead is sorta right though. The last good mecha series to come out, that wasn't Gundam is Majestic Prince in 2013.
>>28786440Would preparation have helped her? Catching a bad update before the stream? Finding out when the lag is usually too much? Why did the Server suddenly crap out?
>>28787840the sound doesn't exist in their language it's like you trying to do mongolian throat singing
>>28787817>she's gaining subs too quickly?
>>28787835Really need an updated on of these, its been a while
>>28787852Oh, you.
>>28787817Be careful
>>28787755Because now they will have schizos watching every podcast looking for the secret guest :}
>>28787708>MoryAnon, seriously.
>>28787835>more kiara sufferingnothing has changed
>>28787783>super robotWhy won't Japs make real robot stuff anymore
>>2878791534 days
>>28787855YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST YOUR STRONGEST NARRATIVES!! PLEASE THINK OF THE RRATS!!!
>>28787835An ironic weeb is someone who isn't actually into anime and japanese media/culture, but is aware that these have a large following and leeches off this group regardless, be it because they're someone that just wants to belong, or for profit.
>>28787602>/hlg/ liked the collabwhy do you lie
>>28787941IT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER
>>28787915Probably before the end of the year.
>>28787834The threesome is going to be greatAssuming it won't turn into full blown orgy by then with Marine, Sora, Polka and many others
>>28787733i can hear it
>Ina probably left the collab last night to build the stuff in Minecraft for Polka
>>28787285Unironically this.
Morray Caalyopp
>>28787865*say shes doing NOTHING wrongI need to stop forgetting words
>only hype stream this entire week was a bustKill me.
>>28787433Who do you think they should collab with next? I think Gawr Gura should collab with Natsuiro Matsuri.
>>28787886Is it easy to find or do I need to go a archive dumpster diving?
>>28787923To think I would get to see "She was seen walking together with a man" animated in this lifetime.
>>28787835this has so much thought put into it its honestly fucking great
>>28787855AAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME BATMAN
>>28787571They get paid most by memberships right? Gura makes most
>>28787835I like the Plato's academy version a bit more. Anyone have it?
>>28787855I used to think that my collab was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.
Isn't the podcast/anitubers officially sponsored by kadokawa? They wouldn't have moved to Japan otherwise.
>>28787773I would be more worried about HER in that case
>>28786553>Checking out the twitter page for the podcast>They unironically use POGGERS
>>28787942What shitheads
>>28787631Oh god what have you done...You got me hard to Pekora, noooooooo!
The collab being absolute dogshit honestly made it way more entertaining tbhonest
>>28787964Who would he collab with in Hololive?
>Ina built off stream the minecraft props for the collab
>>28787933The only thing that she could have done better was to go to the spawn before the collab started. The rest was the server shitting itself.>>28787923Not him, but the MLA anime is gonna be shit. I'm just hoping they don't fuck up CHOMP+aftermath and Operation 21st.
>>28787915What if Gura is just waiting to dab on Fubuki/Korone by making her first milestone stream 2M?
Man you can tell Polka learned from Mori with how often she said Kusatori
>>28787712what the hell happened with her a few days ago?she started gaining a lot of subs suddenly
>>28786444how the fuck are you still having technical issues every collab/10
>>28787870cursed
>>28787992No, cover and youtube cuts are applied to superchats and membership
>>28786875Shes the one who has put the most effort in improving all her shortcomings. At least acknowledge that.
>>28787987Why do you retards want a collab where the people can't communicate?
>>28787886I actually wanted to clip something from the other episode but someone talked over it and said her name so I guess it's not an option. but same, really relatable.>>28787988The podcast in question is easy to find but the episodes with her have been deleted from most places, I found it fairly quickly though.
>>28787948Because real robots are targeted at boomers and super robots are targeted at zoomers. Guess which is more profitable.
>>28788029Mori's sponsorship is starting to pay off
>>28787866Can sperm produce ghosts?
>>28787835whatever happened to kiaraeyes.webm poster I wonder
Reddit dragon is singing some spic shit again
>>28787133This is a rich wordcloud
>>28787855Now this is a good narrative
>>28786666I'm also sad that the Minecraft Server crapped out after 20 minutes for some unknown reason.
>>28786553At this rate I don't think it's happening or Cover decided that she shouldn't do it
>>28788023Too based to be allowed by Cover perhaps?
>>28788053A Matsuri x Gura collab wouldn't consist of a lot of talking, so it's fine
>>28787961Then neither Joe or Gigguk are ironic weebs. They have been in the game for almost a decade, instead, they are probably just getting normified since they are engaged now.Connor on the other hand...
>>28787855Holy shit, that's why it was chaotic.On another note kiara is feel bad about the collab.https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1324702417645047812
>>28788075It wasnt the server, only she was getting dropped
>>28788061Anything's possible when it comes to magic squirrels.
>>28787682the one on YouTube?
>>28788029she announced a 7k subs celebration and hit 12k that day kek
>>28788055Original anon, theres two episodes? Or just the one 2 hour one, but it gets split up? Only found one file
Why did they decide to play minecraft out of all things?
>>28787052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg
>>287880951.16.4 might be a fucked update
>>28788029The remix contest gives her more exposure. That and she's pretty cute.
>>28787915>0Pathetic
>>28788058>super robot - '60s and '70s>real robot - '90s and 2000sOggey.
>>28788035>cover and youtube cuts are applied to superchats and membershipyou would think that youtube would take less of a cut from memberships to insentivise people to try to get more of a consistant stream of income, but I guess not.
>>28787221But it does, it used to happen to Gura every fucking stream.
>>28787262unitybros...
>>28787855Okay, Polka x Kiara is Joaquin Phoenix now
>>28787976STOP ITTHAT'S ACTUALLY SAD
>>28787434>weGo back
>>28787855What about another joke, Mori?
>>28788058>Mazinger, Grendizer, Getter are for zoomersYou can stop posting now
>>28787838What they said wasn't that FranXX was good, but that mecha is declining because people need something besides the mecha aspect to latch onto, and they used FranXX and iirc Code Geass and Evangelion as examples of some of the "few" mecha anime that do that, as if the entire rest of the genre is just 20 minute long robot fights with no characters or dialogue https://twitter.com/180223/status/1297381179620864001?s=19
>>28788095How many times does it have to be said, Polka also told Kiara that she disconnected 3 times as well, it wasn't just Kiara
Imagine the following:>Mori Polka track making off-collab>Polka brings her entire trunk full of instruments and props to Mori's place>3 hours of collective autism>they actually save the beats this time>first new song of 2021 >Circus Horror>Beats by Mori Calliope + Omaru Polka>Lyrics by Mori Calliope>Singing by Mori Calliope + Omaru Polka
>>28788060they're friends, apparently
>>28788088Being a weeb is getting normified in general, 4chan is just in denial because of Special Club syndrome. Yes, there's still a large amount of "anime is gross and cringe" people out there to this day, but they haven't been an overwhelming majority for years.
>>28788113I get the feeling Kiara had nithing else on her computer to play
>>28787488No Polka, I will not be using protection tonight.
>>28786444/hlgg/ should disown the clown for this/10
>>28788095Polka said she got dropped 3 times, and lots of Mineycraftas have said this update fucked realms
>>28788113Polka chose it because she wanted to see the EN server.
Ignoring the dumpster fire in the background, subliminal just came out on steam and I've finished playing it.Now I can catch up on Ame's playthrough on the game.How was it and what should I be expecting with 1st week Ame?
>>28787351This is true.
>>28788053it would be a sleepover asmr
>>28788160>disown the clownyeah having Polka instead of this clown chicken would be great
can some Japfag tell me what Pekore is building now?
>>28788136Nobody cares about the really old stuff today. Those were aimed at the zoomers of their time.
>>28787855NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS NARRATIVE IS TOO STRONG FOR ME
>>28788124It's bullshit but YT barely makes a profit, and you could probably argue that.
>>28788018Sasuga Priestess
>>28788150I would cum so hardMORI I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, PEOPLE WILL LIKE IT PLEASE
>Polka is going to fuck Mori the minute that Kiara gets on the plane
>>28788170Legendary comfy Ame.
>>28787835there is one for /hlgg/ now? I have this one saved up from months ago.
>>28788160Kill yourself faggot
>>28788150Why did you post this? Now I will forever mourn the fact that this will never happen
>>28788029Being a finalist in the remix contest made her incline hard as fuckIf you check out her streams she's actually pretty cute and even does her eigo reps
Why all collabs have to be in kiara channel anyways?
>>28788029Sometimes all a vtuber really needs is a little publicity to really fly off. Im happy for her as I would be for any indie, and im genuinly glad Mori gave her and a ton of people a platform to get their names out there.Im just worried that shes gonna fall too hard into the "gotta learn english just for this all english audience I now have".
>>28787701Man, I wish I could do that too.
>>28788160>Disowning the one who saved the fucking streamYou must be out of your mind
>>28788160Nice try /hlg/, you're not getting Polka back
>>28787987>In person collab>Festival can't resist Elf-chanWhat would the fall out be like?
So honestly besides having Polka already spawn in at the base what could have been done?
>>28787976The real support, the real tank, INA!
>>28788170the superliminal stream is literally the genesis of goslings, expect to fall in love with a cute gremlin
>>28787948>>28788058>real robots>super robotsYou're making me /m/ad. You won't like me when I'm /m/ad.
>>28788187"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>28788137What are some decent mecha in the last decade? The new Gundam stuff was pretty good, anything else? I think saying mecha is declining in terms of market share is factually correct.
Assuming that Mori really is coming here from time to time what do you think she thinks of all the /ss/ stories?
>>28788218For numberfag reasons
>>28787488Pardun?
>>28788150Santa, I have a wish for Christmas...
>>28788218the person proposing the collab usually has it on their channel
>>28788254Shes the one writing them
>>28788113Polka wanted to see the server
>>28787416Nobody actually thought this, did they? she didn't even follow them on her old account.
>>28788218Chicken wants to be tv host.
>>28788233Gura would pin festival down, tie her up, and fuck the menhera out of her
>>28788233That depends on how gay or horny Gura is.
>>28788137>as if the entire rest of the genre is just 20 minute long robot fights with no characters or dialogueDoes it really count if the characters and dialogue are boring?
>>28788025Hearing her quote "Fuck my life" as "Fucking my life" was really cute
>>28788093>On another note kiara is feel bad about the collab.She should.
>>28788113they were supposed to play moving out but it's local coop only and none of the girls have bothered to fucking test the steam remote play option so minecraft was already a backup option.You would imagine that when these girls have "managers" they would help and set up shit for them but things cover should do.txt
>>28788254she just replies with faggot and keeps it simple
>>28786773>I filtered by her roommateWeak.She only got better for me after knowing her roommate.
>>28788279Hope Polka latches onto HoloEN server for some time, she can take her time venturing and getting materials there while everything is available in JP server
>>28787488GOD I WANT TO BUST 15 NUTS INTO THIS DAMN SLUTTY CLOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28787660The problem was that Polka had a solo stream right before this one, so there wouldn't have been time.
>>28788112One from august, one from late may. both still up where I found them, but audio only.
NEW NARRATIVEMori told those guys not to release the podcast after she saw our reaction!
>>28786773don't worry anon, i got filtered out by all holoen roommate except gura and ina too
>>28788305Do it
>>28788305use a wider variety of clown lewds please
Forgot to bookmark the teamup can someone help an anon out?
Why does Polka like Mori again? I know she does but missed WHY exactly that is
>>28788320Why? Why would anyone from Hololive give a shit about our opinion? There are at most a few hundred of us.
>>28787915In the meantime the new Gura numberfagging will be Gura coming around to lap the other girls
>>28788320more like after huke got kicked by idolfags
>>28788338I need to find more when I get the chance
>>28788237Not play on a shitty realms server.
Ina is soon gonna wake up and check the collab happily wondering how Polka reacted to what she prepared for them.
>>28788295I don't think Mori knows how to keep anything simple.
>>28788335I still haven't given you a single nut Risu. How do you feel about that?
>>2878791529. Dec
>>28788342She thinks she is a dangerous bad girl with a mouth
naisu karaoke botan chan!
>>28788341https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>28787660Wasn't Polka still streaming Ark an hour before the collab started?Maybe they just didn't have the time for much prep. It feels like hindsight bias to me, to expect them to anticipate minecraft shitting the bed, when Kiara streamed that game a fair bit with other people as well without anything going wrong.
>>28788029She started growing fast after she was featured as one of the finalists at Mori's competition
>>28788355Anon, she was in the chat as it was happening
>>28788155Polka wanted to visit the server. Kiara let her choose.
>>28788342Kiara took pics of Mori's dick and showed them to Polka.
Risu is becoming too powerful
>>28787745One of the hosts had a collab with Ai-chan though?
>>28788237Remaking the stream with a different title/thumbnail to avoid shadowban.Not updating the minecraft server the second a new patch drops. (never change a working system, this one is on the managers)Check one hour before stream if everything works and have plan b ready if it doesn't.
>>28788342She thinks shes a cool swearing girl
>>28788343Our reaction is not considered a significant statistic to them. It is a preventive shitstorm brainstorming tool.
>>28788237Mojang could make a good multiplayer
>>28788362Unacceptable. Do it, now.
>>28788355She was in the chat and Polka saw it, even read her signboards.
>>28787865>>28787982The majority will always be those that are obsessed with her. And most of the time they just forgive her for all this shit. I want to see her improve too.Sometimes i hope she really does lurk here.
>>28788320she can do that? If the podcast did happen, management were involved. Hololive hasn't yet made a step into that territory so its not really a "some fags were angry so lets scrap it" kind of deal
>>28788342She has a very skewed perception of what Mori is like
>>28788342She views her a delinquent with a dirty mouth, Polka really enjoys that
>>28786444I just woke up/10
>>28788342Mori on the surface is every cool, handsome woman every bisexual/lesbian Japanese woman wants to dominate them
>>28788379Sorry I didn't watch the collab, I'm only her to shitpost
>>28788362Bust a nut before she bust your cap
>>28788295Sure thing Mori
>>28788302Why would she ever come back after this shitshow?
>>28788217Link to her channel?
>>28788349anon that's too strong of a narrative, its starting to make sense
>>28788372thank you anon
>>28787488>>28787520>>28787533>>28787537>>28787543>>28787568>>28787589>>28787593>>28787596>>28787598>>28787600>>28787646>>28787656>>28787659>>28787669>>28787684>>28787691>>28787693>>28787731>>28787757>>28787803>>28787840>>28787846>>28787857>>28787864>>28788159>>28788259>>28788305https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
Just woke up missed the collab, seems like i should be ready for a trainwreck huh
>>28788342Because polka is also interested in making music.
>>28787840Japanese doesn't really have an R or an L sound, they have one that falls kind of in between the two in terms of pronounciation.It's why you can always fuck up ESL japs with the "red lorry yellow lorry" tongue twister.
Holy shit guys!I was watching Haachama's video for her song and then this scene comes up(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGvRvyEItM))Does it remind you of anything?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8TnOhIxN90Any narratives?!?!
I HATE MORI STUPID WIGGER ACTITUDE
>>28788342Mori shouted "FUCK MY LIFE" and Polka fell in love.
>>28788342>why do lesbian girls get attracted to the boyish one
>>28788355Polka even thanked Ina in a tweet for her sign.. Gave a humu humu as well.
>>28788409Oh no, she'll be real disappointed once she learns the truth
>>28787855THIS NARRATIVE IS TOO POWERFULWE MUST TAKE IT DOWN
>>28788335I lost yesterday to Botan so I guess I'm doing Nonstop now
>>28788414its so sad they have the exact opposite image of her compared to how she actually is
>>28788416You along with half the other posters in this thread it seems
>>28788342Cool rapper aneki.If she's could understand what Mori is saying though maybe she'll be disappointed that she's just a dork deep down.
>>28788441Tech difficulties and shadow banned stream.
>>28788424>>28788395I have only given two nuts to Risu this November and I'm trying to keep it that way.
I'm posting chicken to numb the pain.
>>28788150But is mori capable to handle Polka's autism? In the collabs she forces herself to be outspoken which clearly she isn't and if Kiara is there she will use it as a scapegoat for her awkwardness.A Polka/Mori collab either will be very awkward or actually kino, no in betweens.
>>28788441Its not as bad as the thread makes it out, but its not great
>>28788431https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1ucgoC_sGww_Euu5iMqpQw
>>28788253Bubuki/Buranki, M3: The Dark Metal
>>28788395Only if you assisst me, Risu.
>>28787498Because then you will drop out of Live-view if the stream craps out momentarily and end up a view seconds behind.
>>28788475What if she just thinks it's even better?
>>28788317Ah yeah got em, didn't notice the second one hidden away. Thanks senpai
>>28788349Huke actually left himself
>>28788342Mori is the typical cool girl (on the outside) that attracts lesbiansThinks Tomoyo from Clannad
>>28788430Consider the following:>She gets called up by Calli to do a music sampling collab and she gets her stuff ready>She agrees as she gets to flex her veritable pile of instruments that make odd noises>Hears Kiara in the background during the call>Kiara was in the same room the whole time>Polka_hyperventilation.exe
>>28788349>>28788435I wouldn't make sense since Huke wasn't really kicked out of the server, he chose to leave even after Cover said to ignore the idolfags.
Something happen to the Ina x Iofi collab?
>>28788386She DID remake the stream once. It just got banned again.
>>28787855The seller was right. I can't handle his strongest narrative.
>>28788481
>thought the collab was absolutely terrible>still had fun watching ithow do you describe this feeling?
>>28788233Festival's roommate is also super cute, I would like to see how it plays out.
>>28788450Yes it's the narrative of how new you are.
>>28788488>But is mori capable to handle Polka's autism?she isn't capable enough to handle her own
>>28788493>Bubuki/BurankiFelt like I was the only one watching this back then.
>>28787508I mean if you want to cherry pick stupid comments from them, the easiest would be that connor apparently has never had an emotional reaction to music in his life and skips every dialogue in every game he plays.
>>28788535pity
>>28787099Me.
KIARA WILL PASS INA IN 145DAYSLMAO
>>28788439I want to relieve this warclown's sexual frustration!
>>28788439how about a less posted one https://files.catbox.moe/7bx7q6.webm
>>28788535cringekino
>>28788430Shes used to bad collabs and I doubt she blames Kiara at all.
>>28788535cringe KINO
>>28788535enjoying the shitshow
>>28788535Having a soul
>>28788424Risu please, I'm too old for this.
Do you think this will put JPs off from doing collabs with EN?The only online collab that's gone okay so far has been Among Us
>>28788439This song is so catchy
>>28788500I can actually see it happen. That or Polka ends up loving that switch aspect of Mori>super cool, swearing woman>but also funny, sad, music loving dork just like mePolkagasm
>>28788500She already has Nene to fill her dork quota.
>>28788055Morichama....
>>28788475>maybe she'll be disappointed that she's just a dork deep down.I think her love for Mori would go beyond kayfabe if Polka could 100% undestand her.
>>28788535Not being a schizo
>>28788592Yes, this was the last JP/EN collab to happen
>>28787716You're great Gura.
>>28788535polka power
>>28788591MORENUTS
>>28788430>>28788576Adding to this, last two collabs she was in was a disastrous Mario Maker one where she held the group back a lot, and getting bodied in Uno by Friend
>>28788342Mori is the cool oneesama from the lesbian school
>>28788253Going off purely personal enjoyment I'd say there's at least>Fafner sequels>Majestic Prince>Granbelm>Break Blade (aside from the ending)>Rinne no Lagrange>Star Driver>Cross Ange>FMP IV>Expelled from Paradise>ShinkalionI wouldn't disagree with him that mecha's general popularity is on the decline, moreso his argument for why, because it's really dumb to claim only FranXX/TTGL/Eva/CG are "about the characters" and everything else isn't.That being said, there's a pretty decent amount of /m/ material coming out next year between the stuff in pic, the last batch of Fafner The Beyond episodes, an adaptation of Mecha Musashi, and new originals Sacks & Guns!!, Back Arrow, and Rescue Academia
>>28788430anon, shes been doing for a looong time, she knows shit happens.
Do you think this collab culled the KFP crowd? Did it get rid of all the weaklings and nonbelievers? If so, good.
Call me paranoid but I think people care more about Fubuki's 1M than Gura's 1M.
>>28788395>Assuming Direct Control of Your DICK
>>28788592Yes. The entire EN branch will get kicked out of Hololive. Mori and Kiara are being deported as we speak.
>>28788450And I thought Mori's songs were deep.
>>28788592No you fucking artists. One bad collab isn't gonna be the end of all collabs.
>>28788565How is she so good?
Okayu is playing Mario Sunshine, if you want to see an actually skilled gamer in Hololive play that game
>>28788439I want this clown to release her limiters so bad, holy shit.
I want Amelia karaoke again already. It was super adorable.
allow me one roommate post for Mori's music, but from last thread I got recommended ツクリバナシ and I cant stop listening to it. "Mori" can do so much more than shes actually shown so farツクリバナシ
>>28788603
>>28788502No problem. the bit I wanted to clip is like 40 minutes into that one, it's really cute and also confirms something people won't shut up about, but someone says the k word on top of it so I ain't posting that shit.
>>28787976AAAAAARRGHHHH INAA PLEASE FORGIVE THE CHICKEN
>>28788481Based
>>28788535You are emotionally stable, also cringekino.
>>28788430She's had bad collabs before are you new? It won't hold her back.
>>28787886>>28788055>>28788603>>28788112>>28788317DOXXBEATS DOXXING AGAINMAIDSS!!!
>>28788655Kek
>>28788342Polka is hard M and on the surface to JOPs Mori comes off as a hardcore delinquent The dorky side of her gap moe doesn't translate well
>>28788625i've liked everything she put out so far, but not this.
>>28788488What do you mean handle? They would just need to bask in the glory of the moment and shout over each other as hard as they can while making recorder and xylophone noises.
>decided to give Polka a watch>ARK, Minecraft, Among Us>ARK, Minecraft, Among Us>ARK, Minecraft, Among Us...oh, that's right, she's JP. Well, I'll sub anyway, just for support.
>>28788481All the effort for the collab and welcoming polka on the serv crashed and burnt with no survivor.I feel bad for them both
>>28788630Schizo is the word we use around here
Based Polka was doing her best to save the stream and the fucking chicken only made her feel uncomfortable. Is Kiara beyond salvation?
>>28788616But the mario maker collab was amazing and Uno was bullykino
>>28788673her karaokes are great
>>28787923>we will see CHOMP animatedNot sure how I feel about that...
Do we have BIG UPS clipped yet?
>>28788654>"Mori" can do so much more than shes actually shown so farGive her time, anon, so much happened to her in such a short amount of time.
>>28788535is it really that bad if it accomplished the goal of entertaining you?
Haachama is so TINY
I’m still bothered that Gura played phasma off stream with her non-Holo friends. It’s not just me right?
>>28788631I can't believe Yagoo is about to execute Ina live after Korone slapped him in front of Aloe
>>28788493>>28788622Heh you fools fell for the classical blunder, I was actually just fishing for recommendations. A couple of these went under my radar and they're going on my plan-to-watch, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>28788683Might be rough for chicken but this is not Polka's first train wreck collab. They will give it another go later.
>>28788673Her singing streams are probably her best free content. Members asmr is top notch from what I hear
wtf, Okayu is actually good at this. Imagine Chicken trying this level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZTOS_g2sCU
>>28788616Friend was too fucking strong
>>28788651holofighter made by frenchbread when
>>28788093Of course she does.
>>28788648hahahahahahahaha. You're missing the whole point of Kiara mario games appeal.
>>28788565Is this also Polka? Or roommate-chan?
>>28788673>Watching holos for vidyaUnless it's Uno or something karaokes are their main strength
>>28788685I don't see the correlation.
>>28788663Chilebro pls
>>28788631>The entire EN branch will get kicked out of Hololive/hlg/'s wet dream.
>>28788630Imagine that you edge by rubbing your dick for hours waiting for the huge climax at the end. Then suddenly someone comes up and fingers you in the ass so you cum instantly from prostate simulation. That's basically Gura hitting 1mil before Fubuki or Korone.
>>28787488
So if it's not the podcast, what is happening with Mori today? She said it would be something big.
>>28788731>tune in>dies
>>28788731>open stream>she immediately dies>close stream
>>28788342Mori comes off as the tough girl in a magical girl show that gets befriended and opens up through the story. Polka is super into precure.
>>28788691One bad collab equals beyond salvation. Kill yourself.
>>28787976Wasn't there a sign by ame too? Or did I misread?
>>28788592Ah yes, the Subaru and Nene collab just got snapped from our collective memories I guess.
>>28788691Yes. Kiara is graduating soon and HoloEN/Gen5 will finally be able to have a full Mario kart collab
>>28788535Having fun
>>28788439ENJOY!!!
>>28788603Damn, she was that small?
>>28788753Calling out casual doxxers isn't Chilieposting anon
>>28788786Ina said the welcome sign was hers
>>28788765It's her project that she finished. Her roommates project
>>28788718Well, isn't Nene and Towa supposed to be tall?
>>28788691No retard.
>>28788625How can you enjoy something even kiara didn't enjoyed and claim you're the best kfp employe ever.
>>28788535Pity or on denial
>>28788663How’s the morning in Chile?
>>28788711it came out of fucking nowhere and it was great
>>28788535schizoimmune disorder
>>28788731>immediately diesYup definitely proved your point
>>28788603>LemonSlice was THIS tinyUHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO
Chicken runs around for 20min looking at coords>server fineanything after that random point>crash and burnhow do you even test for that?log in, works, maybe go to spawn, log off, ready seems diligent enough, and yet
>>28788648Does she play on delay as well or is she playing in real time?That's likes saying that someone doing poorly on hard mode level 1 run is worse player than someone playing on easy
>>28788753>>28788819No, this isnt chile, hes right
>>28788535I had to turn off my schizo to enjoy it. It was nice
the witch of controversies!
>>28788765She finished whatever animation project she was working on and it's something big. She was talking about Friday by the way. The podcast would be released on Saturday in Japan.
GAWR GURA FACEPLANTING STRAIGHT INTO THE PAVEMENT AFTER TRYING TO RIDE HER BIKE WITH NO HANDS
>>28788718>>28788810SUPA NenechiSUPA Towa...?
>>28788663Ya weon
Don't open this image
>>28788765It's not necessarily something related to Calliope Mori the character, but whatever it is will likely find it's way here whether it's wanted or not.
J*st w*k* u*, how was the KFPOL stream?
>>28788439its a shame hololive is so popular and mainstream now that polka cannot unleash her hidden niconico shitposting powerlevel to the max
>>28788772>Polka is super into precure.Same.
>>28788764kusa
>>28788772funny you mention that
>>28788748Glasses chan I think
Y'all over there crying over mecha anime while I've been waiting 7 years now.DxM was shit and doesn't count.
>>28788843Meet with the other person before going live so you dont have to walk around meeting each other and cluttering the screen with debug mode.
>>28788866So is that this "Jojo" thing I've been hearing so much about?
>>28788535crapkino
>>28788718Imagine.
>>28788872Cursed but it was okay at the end because of the jokes.
>>28788843God is a chicken anti. She should know this by now, go to confession and do her rosary reps
>>28788872Loads of crashes leading into an awkward-at-times impromptu zatsudan. A little scuffed overall but 100% worth it for Polka antics.
>>28788731Not surprising, Okayu used to speedrun Mario 64 after all. (and with a really good PB too)
Why do the EN girls have such shit internet regardless of location?
>>28788869>>28788765she got the THHK dick maybe?
>>28788843https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/REALMS-3593This is the error Kiara kept getting, looks like realms are just inherently trash, they should've hosted a proper server. You can't even troubleshoot your connection to the realm properly because it's all managed on mojang's side
>>28788672>They would just need to bask in the glory of the momentAnon...this may surprise you since u are a normiefag but...there are people out there who can't get into the moment when is surrounded by strangers.Mori is one of those peoples.
>>28788859That made me think of that one clip of girl and her dog. The girl says "GO!" and the dog takes off nut the girl is holding the leash and the girl faceplants
>>28788663>>28788803>>28788847yep, I'm really the last person on /jp/ who knows what dox actually meanschecked the archive for the guerilla phantsmophobia and a bunch of people crying that they got banned/warned for reporting dox, well there wasn't any in the thread
>>28788877>Polka doing blowjob ASMR in her current roleIn another universe north america would not be colonized by purists and would not later enforce these values on the global mainstream entertainment industry.
>>28788872Technical difficulties but they managed to salvage it by having fun
>>28788859I thought she landed on her back? Either way she's lucky to be alive.
>>28788922what's her PB?
>>28788886Stay strong, brother.
Make sure to drink water after you reps chumbuds
>>28788683>effortNigga they literally winged it with 0 preparation.All of this could have been avoided except maybe the shadowban. Kiara literally refuses to learn from these constant fuck-ups, unfortunately.
>>28788928Speaking of which>brings up FAKE TYPE in her Mad Rat Dead stream>"I should check these guys out!"Did she really think she was fooling anyone?
>>28788951Holy shit man you're fucking delusionalIs it that hard to avoid talking about your oshi's roommate?
>>28788890I think Kiara just legitimately forgot that if a new player joins the server they get spawned in the middle of nowhere.
>>28787612Your reign of tyranny ends here, corona.>"transparent"
>>28788925ISPs are shit almost everywhere.
>>28788974>winged itKiara should have prepared better, in all fairness
>>28787488Damn, Polka's ASMR really is as good as they say.
>>28788922She sucks at Sunshine though. I thought speedrun skill would transfer over but apparently not.
>>28788928Hopefully when she finally gets asian cock she'll stop being cringe
>>28788973Thanks, Vergilposter!
>>28788885Man I still can't figure out who's singing what when it comes to Polka songs. Half the time it feels like they just slap Polka vibing on whatever song. At least the songs are good.https://streamable.com/ovyn9j
>>28788656Any hint on where I can find these? Was actually meaning to look for them the other day.
>>28788872chicken is unprofessionalpolka is very professionalbut they somehow managed to salvage itnow i realize why gura doesn't want to work with her
>>28788985I think it's kind of funny. It's like an ongoing inside joke that she just won't give up on .
Doxxbeats doxing now
>>28788995NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28788939There's actually pretty cool trick that allows you to do it easily no matter how autistic and anti-social you areAll you need to do is grabbing all the fear and embarrassment permeating you body and embracing it, then despite felling the burning of shame through your whole body you are able to do whatever despite any mental blocks you haveIt makes you hate yourself afterwards but that's detail
This collab makes me worry about Kiara's idea of hosting a talk show. The idea itself is great, but she would make a horrible host.
>>28788974She over prepared for the Subaru and Nene collabs, everything about this one was last second.
>>28788869I don't know, she said three weeks ago that she took work off to do something "but you guys won't see it until way later." That was the day of the TODAY WAS AMAZING :} posts. The fact that she told us about that on stream probably means it is something related to Mori and not her roommate
>>28788985I'm glad nobody called sus in chat when she said that lmao. But it's an open secret ye.
>>28788938>fresh install of windows fixed itmaybe it was the java version?java is a buggy mess.
>>28788985>Whoaaa this track is pretty good>I bet the composer must be very talented!>hmm let me see? FAKE-TYPE?>wow, this guys pretty good
>>28788925I mean every single one of their collabs is international, save for AmeSame and TakaMori.
>>28788951Is it that hard to just not post off topic shit?
>>28788866You haven't seen shit
>>28787608>2055>I'm on my deathbed>See a notification on my iPhone AlphaZ>I subbed and membered Trash Taste to make sure they don't corrupt my idols>See Mori Calliope's being hologrammed into their recording room>I FUCKING KNEW THAT BITCH DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HOL->My heart gives out as my blood pressure skyrocketed >I die in peace knowing I was right about being a Mori anti
>>28788974Shes been fixing her problems non stop since her debut. Why would you lie?
>>28788985Did she ever say the name? I don't think I caught it.
>>28788925It’s probably a number of factors, unique to every individual. Does Ina have bad internet?
>>28788603I might add: I like her friend's channel. Plenty of nice covers.
>>28788625The only way Kiara can improve is if everyone(Kiara and KFP) admit it was a shit show. And not the enjoyable kind.You can't just turn a blind eye to this.
>>28789047>you're awful, Kiara>me? I'm awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?>calling me a 300k vtuber. Inviting me to this collab. You just wanted to make fun of me, you're just like the rest of them>you don't know the first thing about me, pal. There are collabs out there. Two girls are having fun.>*clown_laughing.jpg*>you're laughing. Pekora is being all tee tee with Moona and you're laughing.>I know. How about another joke, Kiara?>no I think we’ve had enough of your jokes>What do you get when you cross a masochistic clown with a community that loves her and doesn't treat her like trash? I'll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve!
>>28789075It's just Mama'inis hogging all the bandwith watching netflix
>>28788029She did the hiss thing
>>28789047>try to make 300k subs joke>end up as humble bragging her higher viewer count to her senpaiSAD!
>>28788973Shut up sensawa, you are drunk again.
>>28789047She said she'd be more serious. I'm assuming she'd be not in character.
>>28789035bro why you stopped using your avatar. Come on, use it, its easier to keep track that way
>>28789061What the fuck. AO-sama, please. Massage my brain after Ina bonks it 100 times.
>>28788963On stream, it was around 20:40.I don't remember if she ever mentionned her offstream PB though, anons in the archives are saying that she was in the 19 minutes range.
>>28788317I got the one with her impostor syndrome episode. What's the other one about? I her singer friend but I won't be able to sit through 2 more hours.
>>28789061I am always amazed that people can color like that and then still majorly fuck the drawing up
>>28788973DOMO VERGIL-SAN, BARRACUDA SUREYA DESUARIGATO GOZAIMASU
>>28788939Have you seen Mori in collabs? She ramps up her loudmouth autism to 11 as a defensive mechanism instead of shutting down like some autists do. Polka would need to bounce off her but she is good at it.
>>28789086Based
>>28789105>duhh only ayameposter says thisBesides, they're right. You dipshits can't stop bringing up her roommate.
>>28788726always glad to help a fellow /m/an
>>28789047Did you see the remix party?
>>28789009>no cringeDROPPED
>>28789084Please anon, even if I tell her it was a fun stream (which it was, imo) it's still obvious that the stream was riddled with technical issues. Even if KFP coddles her she had no trouble addressing her issues.
>>28789047The talk show idea has the benefit of having the questions decided ahead of time. It'll probably still be rough at first as she adjusts to the role but with time I believe would be pretty kino. However, one thing that has to be sorted out is these technical issues. Shit happens almost every stream for the EN girls and would really hamper the talk show.
>>28788974You have to remember this was supposed to be a Marine collab but she got sick.
>>28789105He knows he's been found out
>>28789048In the zatsudan Subaru did after the Holotori collab she mentioned how Kiara wanted to test the stream etc. 1 hour before and how unusual this was because Subaru usually only preps everything 5 minutes before the stream
>>28789050Oh god, what if she actually did a rap with them instead, that'd probably be even worse.(at least the podcast might provide lore) but I thought you were referring to the 'one of my dreams coming true' thing from yesterday
>>28788866I find it cute that Artia still retweets even the most garbage fan art of her.
>>28789047I don't see why you would worried her actual hosting ability is pretty good because she's naturally charismatic and extroverted, it the part where she has to play video games that fucks her overThe stream became instantly better when they just abandoned minecraft and started shooting the shit
>>28789047Honeslty i feel like it'd be the opposite. Kiara's best talent is her zatsudan skills, and almost all the best parts of kiara's collabs have been the parts where they put the game down and actually talk. If Kiara actually sat down and prepped some topics, I can see a talkshow working perfect for her. Emphasis on PREP
>>28787251Thank fucking god
>>28787251So it really was just schizos drumming up more narratives
>>28789084Kiara definitely knows it was a shitshow which means shes gonna prepare better. I'm sure this will always be a constant reminder for her.
>>28789148Isn't the talk show going to be prerecorded so it can be released with subtitles? If that's the case it shouldn't be too much of a problem
>>28789141This is why we must keep her hymen intact.
>>28788922>>28788963>>28789010Looked it up and she got a 21:50 for 16 star and wants/wanted to get below 20 minutes, which is indeed quite decent
>>28789084>You can't just turn a blind eye to this.true but what could have been fixed? The only issue she could have fixed was having Polka meet up with her at spawn.
>>28788974>Headcannon the post.
>>28789181I think it was supposed to be live.
>>28789035Oh, yeah. I'm sure it is the doxxbeats
>>28789105that's pretty fucking pathetiche's more obsessed with brapbeats than they are
>>28789084Kiara already admitted on twitter that the collab was shitty. She may be a bird brain but she's not completely clueless.
>>28789142was she the host?
>>28789115Trauma.
>>28789181nope live but with some things pretranslated and ready for instance the questions with be shown on screen in english but she asks them in jap
>>28789112Pretty good for a speedrunning streamer, damn impressive for a Holo idol that sings and does variety gaming
>>28788925All of EN seems to have some form of technical difficulties>Gura is equally tech literate and tech illiterate >Ina has her volume for things always super low which is fine until she collabs with someone that's loud>Kiara just has problems across the board>Ame keeps breaking her equipment due to salt
>>28789035Doesn't it ever come to your mind why RL doxes and personal informations get deleted eventually while discussions about past work gets stays up? Even HERposting stays up.
>>28789105Imagine thinking that Ayame avatarfag attention whore is the only one who gets annoyed by your discussing roommate shit. This is Hololive thread. If you want to discuss D*ce then fuck off to an appropriate place.
>>28789198kekd and saved
>>28789010Sunshine has a very different sort of jank from 64, it's pretty much a whole different skillset to be good at it
>>28789022All the ones with Polka vibing slapped on were from her roommate's old uploads on niconico; so far as Polka she does a lot of karaoke but nothing properly edited/mixed
>>28788625This wasn't even that bad. Some of her early MC streams were downright unwatchable.
so wait since both Polka and Kiara crashed does that mean mojang released a shitty patch?
Making that lotr joke dox collage I said I would do but can someone post the screenshots from /lotrg/?
>>28788625>KFP cultists turning a blind eye to an absolute shitshow that even Kiara admits was a shitshow
>>28789105I don't like roommateposting but he's still a faggot.
>>28789084>And not the enjoyable kind.Don't tell me I didn't enjoy it, faggot.
>>28789200Good thing Kiara admit her own shortcomings while her fans keep defending her blindly
>>28788731>Just beat the gameSo her total play time is about 9 hours? Is that good for a first playthrough? Regardless I doubt any of the ENs could do as well, good for Porridge.
>>28789198What has the meme evolved into?Ayamefag falseflagging as a deadbeat?
>>28789241how would a collab between these muchachos look like?
>>28788974>refuses to learn from these constant fuck-ups, unfortunately.I want to agree with you but I used to really dislike Kiara and now I don't really dislike her. So she obviously is learning bit by bit
>>28789194That's a good fucking gif
>>28789084You can't tell me what to enjoy faggot
>>28787640Just wait until she collabs with Mori and Mori lets her use kusotori.
>>28789279Thats any fanbase anon. The other girls get the defending too.
>>28789026It's not hard if you think about it, you do it all the timePretty much everything people find is done the same way
>>28788488Most of mori's one on one collabs have been pretty good so far (I'm kind of counting the remix party here since K's wasn't as involved there), the real question is how she is with newer people in that kind of setting, which we don't have much precedent for because there were all sorts of other factors going on in week one.
>>287891857 minutes off WR pace is pretty shitty for speedrun standards.
>>28789247Not really, I've seen SM64 speedrunners try out Sunshine and they pick it up very quickly so it's not that different
>>28789194High quality Rrat
>>28789163GOD I WANNA EAT OUT KIARA IN HER SWIMSUIT WHY GOD WHY
>>28789287>Elite English meets another form of Elite EnglishTwo people will talk and no one will understand
>>28789239No... you aren't supposed to point that out!
so we just ignoring the fact that today was supposed to be something big? Wheres all the hype? Where are all the narratives? Come on /hlgg/ wheres all the fun?
How was the Ina/Gura, then Ina/Gura/Ame, then Gura/Ame collab stream?
>>28789265It was a shitshow yes but what could they have done differently?
>>28788439
>>28788922>>28789112>>28789225>Okayu will never teach Pekora how to BLJ>we will never get to hear Pekora raging as she tries to BLJ up the infinite staircase and instead clips into Wet Dry World by accident
>>28789261Bingo
>>28789158Fuck you for putting this thought in my head because it actually sounds plausible god damn it
>>28789287Very ELITE, man
>>28789261Yes, that and the fact that they are playing on a realms server and not a regular one.
>>28789280She did pretty well
>>28789307It's really good if you're not an autist who does nothing but speedrunning
>>28789324>we
>>28789334I'd rather teach Polka to BJ
>>28789334would Pekora BLJ the Thwomp's cock?
>>28789194>ogey, which is a corruption of "okay", is red>rrat, which is a dismissive insult, is greenI realize the person who made this opted to keep both the stamp color arrangement as well as the order of the words the same, but this still bugs me.
>>28789298>"Only a real G like you can get my Kusotori pass, Polka">"AAAA LEAL GEE">Polka proceeds to call everyone in HoloJP a real G in Engrish
>>28789324Man, I just got out of bed. Give me a break
>>28789360she knows
>>28789360You're that good at sucking dick you can teach it?
>>28788938>>28789261yes, an anon linked the bug tracker for the actual bug
>>28789324The only big thing that may happen today is the podcast drop. The ??? collab is tomorrow
>>28789053That's placebo effect, in Kiara's case it looked like the server was shitting itself since Polka disconnected several times as wellIt's probably expected because this shit is very likely hosted on the cheapest possible cloud hardware but the kids who play MC actually believe they're fixing something by flushing DNS while in reality the server just unfucks itself while they're spending time doing all that stuff
>>28787251That sucks. I was looking forward to the chaos.
>>28789324Wasn't Saturday supposed to be the big day?
>>28789064>still gets technical issues half the time>still hasn't fixed her audio lag for karaoke>still has ruined streams due to ZERO prep
What's so wrong about being in a podcast?
>>28789285Yeah, someone posted holo dox in /pol/ with a chilean flag, then there was a brief conversation between 2 chileans using ayame pictures. so now the narrative is that ayameposter was the doxxer all along. I'm not entirely convinced myself, but that's what the thread's been going with.
>>28789239I don't really mind HERposting, it's funny. It's like Nobu and Polka
>>28789360Anon, your roommate reps... She already knows.
>>28789376No wait not like that
>>28789349Damn, I wouldn't have guessed it was that long, nice job on Rice Pudding.
>>28788974Bruh, almost all HoloEN stuff so far has been last minute. Gurame A way out was last minute (Ame said it yesterday), Mori did not know Moving Out co-op was offline, The neighbor collab was also last minute.The thing is, God hates Kiara.
>>28789371What does Real G mean
>>28789355You don't get to halfway call yourself a "speedrunner" anon. It's all autism. She's better than any casual player by far, but as that autistic hobby goes she's shite
>>28789204Yeah well I'm not touching that. Pic related.
>>28789307It puts her legit top 600 in the world, for the most-speedran game of all time that's nothing to frown at. I follow much better speedrunners of course, but this is faster than I would have expected for any Hololive vtuber
Stop posting him
>>28789324Fucking wait you dumb retard, it's midnight where Kiara and Mori live and it's only 6am where the Ame, Gura and Ina live
>>28787251N-no bros. It will be next week... I swear!
I haven't played Minecraft in years, is there any particular reason for them to use a realm?
>>28789419This is bullshit
>>28789400>I'm not entirely convinced myselfJust let it go, Ayameposter. Change up your avatar and manner of typing for a bit until it blows over and people forget.
>>28789411peace be upon this man
>>28789398Ruined streams? Besides this stream what other one has been ruined?
>>28787640She's going to introduce herself as kusopol next time she speaks to Mori.
So there are collabs not even Polka can salvage, huh
>>28789360Anonchama...
>>28788748Just Nobu https://youtu.be/fo_T8Rsg64M
Polka should make the Holo5 into the Holo3 and join EN
I demand unity! Give it to me and nobody get hurts!
>>28789386EN has had multiple Minecraft collabs and I don't recall them getting fucked over like that
>>28789334>teethsucking as she tries and fails>AH HA HA HA HA as she picks up speed>HAAAAAA??? as she ends up in WDW
>>28789411*talks about /pol/itics under same name"
>>28788974Every HoloEN stream is last minute. It's why they've all gone 0 days without a technical difficultyIn Kiara's case, she just pissed off God or something, I don't know
>>28789399/hlgg/ survives another day
>>28788985It was pretty fucking blatant, I was lmaoShe was just repeatedly shilling fake type >OOOOOUUUUUHHH, I should check this out!>This music is bopping!>I'm gonna be listening to this music later!>I love this music!>I wonder who made this music!??>OOOOOOUUUUUUGGGGH I LOVE IT
>>28789398>>still hasn't fixed her audio lag for karaokebecause she hasn't done a planned karaoke with since then?
>>28789385The podcast isn't real
>>28789411Its a shame fags had to go and ruin joseph posting by showing it to him. He was our last hope for UNITY
>>28789418Real Gangster.
>>28789398All the EN girls get tech issues so its not exclusive to her.
>>28787251is that a SEA monkey?
>>28788985>>28789462What a fucking dork.
>>28789462It was cute though, I don't even mind.
>>287894531.16.4 came out 4 days ago
>>28789462>p-please listen to my friends musicfucking lmao
I hope you neck yourselves when the podcast drops and Mori is nowhere to be seen. All that screeching autism for nothing.
>>28789399Nothing, but it's shitposting fuel
>>28789452Is that your wish, little rrat?
I still like this phoenix!
>>28789462I don't get the narrative, is she part of this fake type?
>>28789427Everyday I start believing that was her more and more
>>28789456Fucking hell I can hear it.
>>28789427>She didn't drop it by HalloweenMori literally lied to my face.
>>28789420Understandable.
Come watch HoloEN gen 0 Kiryu Coco she's streaming Among Us
>>28789510Same. Always will and I know she is only gonna get better.
>>28789411Keep down the unity posting for a while, let it cool off.
>>28789495So Kiara updated but Polka didn't?
>>28789459Kiara heavily prepared for both of her other jp collabs, just not this one because they chose the game at last second.
you ever check your /hlgg/ folder and just laugh
Deadbeats it's been 2 weeks since our last Friday zatsudan. Bros I'm starting to have withdrawal...
>>28789462I swear to god Mori is most honest when she's trying to lie or whatever she think "roleplaying" is.>>28789500NOT. A. SINGLE. THING. CHANGED. since she shilled herself on /mu/.
>>28789511She's a big fan and that's putting it very lightly.
>>28789495That sounds like the issue then yeah. I don't follow Minecraft updates. Still, they should have tested the server together before going live.
>>28789367It's OPSEC.
>>28789411After him calling out l*ger. I like this man again.
>>28789521It was still Halloween in pst so she did technically.
>>28789508Help, this furry abomination is taking me back to a dark time of my childhood when I busted several nuts a day to Gadget from Rescue Rangers.
>>28789533Polka also updated since you can't join with an out of date client
>>28789398>I can't see the difference between being critical and being a total sperg bashing kaira 24/7 in the most retarded way.You're the sperg anon.
>>28789538no i just uooh
>>28789427Where the fuck is the Rene collab, Mori? Fuck you give me.
>>28789550Yeah and my dick is technically 5 inches if you measure from the prostate
>>28789462Cute as fuck.
>>28789523Coco can't bother doing one Eng only stream?
>>28789508why did they have to make the rrat god so fuckable?
>>28789538Yes
>>28789523People were memeing her english but it doesn't sound bad at all
>>28789510To think that there are still people who doubt her when she is only coming back stronger every single time. Almost like... a phoenix?!
>>28789298It would be pretty funny if she doesn't want to give her that.
>>28789427>>28789517>>28789575No way. That's my post, i was just shitposting. That day she most probably went for the podcast or recording the vocals for her solo song. Not Mori btw.
>>28789398She prepped incredibly hard for the Subaru and Nene collab. Fuck off with your bullshit.
>>28786978She'll save some tears for a stream so she can milk the KFP cult dry, don't worryThen these threads will go back to the schizo narrative that she's some GIGA STACY with max confidence instead of just a sperg with no filters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4CBq0fixpY
>>28789556Bunnie Rabbot for me.
>>28789541What a fucking understatement lmao.
>>28789556Jerk it now
Just woke up, did Mori ruin the Polka collab?
>>28789597Fuck off and learn how to quote properly faggot
>>28789542>they should have tested the server together before going live.Wasn't it working for the first 20 or so minutes though so even if they did test before stream they had no issues
>>28789540Song release party last week was a day late but it was still techincally the same thing. She might be doing something tomorrow too.
>>28789399WHATS WRONG WITH BEING ON A PODCAST !!
>>28789615Yes
>>28789462Having knowing of her past life just made that stream funny as fuckIt was to the point I think even normalfags might have realized something was up
>>28789453They'll probably lose the connection as well if they join nowThe point is it's very unlikely that they both have connection issues and Kiara played fine around 10 days ago
>>28789523>ouchi modelwhy doesn't she go back to her live2d model?
>>28789367>rrat, which is a dismissive insult, is greenI mean in the original context it isn't that either, it's just something Pekora saw on screen and read aloud.
>>28789597Nice try. You could've told us the Rene collab got delayed, Mori.
>>28789615Of course
>>28789541I don't know why she has to hide it though. People never had any problem with Holos "shilling" their favorite artists before.
>>28789604You sound frustrated, anon
>>28789511No, but she's worked with them before. also they're seemingly the main reason she ever even visited japan, never mind moved there.
>>28789604What an asshole
>>28789615Polka Morifagged so hard during the collab that she ruined it by proxy
>>28789615She kept interuptting Polka's orgasms by screaming "BIG UPS FOR THE SHIROSUPA TO KIARA"
>>28789556
>>28789511She's a fangirl. Touhou doujin music was one of her big weeb passions and unironically the gateway that got her into rap. Her whole Japan journey began with taking a trip there to attend a club live some touhou doujin groups would be performing live at and spiraled from there.Mori is more /jp/ than most of the anons in these threads.
>>28789615She literally slapped Polka and said only she's allowed to call Kiara kusotori.
>>28789615She used her evil jewish powers to ruin the collab, destroyed the servers and bankrupted cover
>>28789539Her brain bandwidth gets taken up by the act, so there isn’t any left over for deception.
>>28789575Heyyyy Calli! Its been two weeks since we started leaving messages....We get that you're busy with a lot of things and we don't want to trouble you but....we were thinking that the three of us could just hang out sometime....Riri-chan seems to miss you a lot...
So any karaoke streams happening right now?
>>28789615Of course she fucking did
>>28789624They started crashing as soon as they met, might be related
>>28789385They already released their podcast but it wasn't with Mori.
>>28789556Calli? This is the only "Calli" I recognize.
>>28789504the three faggots who host a anime podcast and all simultaneously copycatted a vtuber's tweet for attention when she was celebrating something totally unrelated to their shitty podcast, they are the ones who should neck themselves
>>28789604Are you frustrated anon?
>>28789663>look up the game on e621>only art of the playable ratwtf
>>28789644She thinks the 3D model is more expressive.
>>28789650I don't think it's a bad thing. It's just hilarious how clumsy she was about it.
>>28789658OkaMori is back on the menu!
>>28789604The giga stacy shit is embarrassing. She's just an obnoxiously loud, socially unaware european
>>28789650didn't she make a PV for them? she probably can't acknowledge them because of Cover contract
>>28789462>That moment where someone in chat said the music sounded like Electro-Swing and asked if she'd heard of it>She basically goes "oh I think I've enjoyed a little of that before"I didn't think much of it at the time but I've been listening to her prior work recently and some of the instrumentals have a pretty heavy Electro-Swing vibe.
>this threadDon't get me wrong. I think Kiara definitely should get more familiar with the technical aspects of being a streamer and other people could have handled that situation better.There definitely is room for improvement.But it's a bit ridiculous to complain about her not preparing enough when Polka was still streaming ARK relatively close to the beginning of the collab. We actually don't know if they even had the time to meet up in game.The crashes also only started happening 20 minutes into the stream. For all we know Kiara could have spent an hour in the game before the collab without any issue.It's possible they decided to do minecraft in the first place because it's a game Kiara did collab in before without any issues so they just didn't expect that kind of shit.
>>28789575Okay so why exactly do people think Mori is gonna collab with Rene?
>>28789691Wait what were the timestamps on the tweets? If they made there's after hers then it means nothing.>>28789700Her 3d is so cute
>>28789556you're not alone
>>28789504No these retards will just latch onto the next nothingburger to attack Mori with since they're pathetic.
>>28789690BASED
>>28789658>>28789704Polmori is the true pairing.
>>28789650I assume she didn't just directly say it because she's worried about the paper trail between her and FAKE TYPE
CalliCalli Moriget it?? Hu hahah ha ha!
>>28789523She didn't give up after yesterday's ch*nk? That one wasn't bad because he was retarded but it could get ugly really fast
>>28789700those models fucking suck, none of them have looked good
>>28789504It's next week.
>>28789722
>>28789714As a Chickenfag I never say she's a Gigastacy just because it's simply not true.
https://youtu.be/60rQV_zJC5kGURA NO
>>28789675based Mori
Coco's english is pretty cute when she lays off the mickey mouse voice
>>28789599>Subaru collab>not at Kiara's house>everything works out>Nene collab>not at Kiara's house>everything works outI'm seeing a pattern here.
>>28789605I hope she sings the real version of this song
>>28789753That's it?
Are the people playing with Coco sandbagging? She's acting like the most suspicious player ever.
Was the collab actually bad or is the thread still being raided
>>28789721Polka chose to have a tour there.
>>28788622Speaking of mecha, I've actually been tentatively getting back into kaiju films since watching Shin Gojira but I haven't kept up with the genre recently. Is there anything worth looking out for or is it kind of a dormant market?I've seen the trailers for Godzilla SP but I'm not really sure what to think of it just yet.
>>28789556>>28789613>>28789690Sure is Plague in this thread.
>>28789751>says increasingly nervous schizo for the 7th time
>>28789742HAHAHHA I'M MORI RIGHT NOW THAT'S TOO FUNNY ANON
>>28789575>Dear Mori, I wrote you, but you still ain't calli'ng>I left my youtube, my twitter and my roommate's phone at the bottom>I sent two akasupas back last stream, you must not've got 'em>There probably was a problem at cover office or somethin'
>>28789504its next week, for sure
>>28789753>following the same person on both accountsMori...
>>28789749The Marine 3D model is really good though, way better than her L2D.
>>28789722iirc Rene directly said she'd like to do a collab and that they had talked
>>28789774Rene talked on stream about liking Mori or even talking with her. Forget which.
>>28789751I'm sure if you keep saying next week it'll happen eventually schizochama
>>28789722>>28789753>>28789774Rene literally said she's been talking with Mori on discord, and this was weeks ago. They'll definitely do something together in the future.
>>28788922Wait she actaully speedran it? That makes her coaching Pekora even more amusing
>>28789778Idk why they even play with viewers. Gura is the only one I've seen where people actually tried to beat her
>>28789714anon... it's just a joke, like discord sex or big ups.
>>28789774read bio and filename
>>28789780If you wanted them to play Minecraft it was bad, if you wanted them to hang out and have fun it was fine.
>>28789604ConfessionThe giga stacy stuff is very funny to me..... sorry[/ spoiler]
>>28789723they posted after her by 30 min or so
>>28789751
>>28789742calamari?
I claim this thread in the name of /col/. All you rrats will be extinguished.
>>28789811>>28789809Ahhhhh. Now I see. Yeah she probably is gonna collab with her
>>28789771Subaru said in a post collab stream that Kiara wanted to test the stream out an hour before the collab started and that she found it weird since she only ever checks it 5 minutes before she goes live.
>>28789749Sora's current one is pretty nice
>>28789604>>28789714anon, the meds onegai
>>28789753Wait, what? Rene is supposed to be a detective?
>>28789826Oh well then clearly she has nothing to do with them.
>>28789611
>>28789704>>28789739I prefer CaliMaru personally
>>28789714The over the top lust for Mori should've been a good indicator of that. So many people always say the problem is that Mori doesn't know how to play the tsun role when in reality Kiara's agressiveness is what makes things awkward, especially in group collabs.
MORI WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT JUST STOP
>>28789785Nice machine
>>28789751>The year is 2074>The three hosts are in the hospital, dying>Mori comes to reap their souls>"Trash Taste Ep. #683: A Trip to the Underworld (ft. Mori Calliope)"Fuck that cunt, I knew she didn't care about Hololive
>>28786978She'll have the spa date soon-ish at least
Stop posting furry shitMOOODS
>>28789833SOURCE?
Where the fuck did the furries come from?
>>28789789Say that again, Kusotori.t. Calli
>>28789785Godzilla 2014 and 2019 (king of the monsters) are both great
>>28789723>>28789826
>>28789686Botan's singingNene, Towazawa, Miko, Haachama, and Pekora are all playing MinecraftOkayu's playing Mario SunshineCoco's playing Among UsAki's playing ARKWatame's playing Alpaca SimulatorLamy and Flaare are having zatsudan's>EN streams coming upAme Members stream in 8hGura Minecraft in 9hAme Anti-Chamber in 11hGura DbD in 13h
>>28789876anons are just reliving their childhood, it seems.
Oh so now the mouse fuckers are going to preach to us
>>28789879Mori brought them here, unironically.
>>28789852Yeah... she does something like a detective files segment every week
Coco's English is actually still native-level, don't know why I believed you faggots saying it had deteriorated.
>>28789892Why is only one of them verified?
>>28789780The minecraft part was pretty bad, but the end was much better.
>>28789871>2150>Humanity is all virtual now>Vtubers have truly become V>Trash Taste has disappeared for the past 100 years>Soon pictures of Mori appear of her reaping their souls>She talked to them for about 15 minutes beforehandI FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
today was amazing :}
so.....is it time to light the torches and raise the pitchforks yet?
>Kiara's twitter tech support comes from her liking a guy with a jerma prof pic telling her that java is fucked reinstall itgod the internet is weird
>>28789339>>28789158I really hope it’s not that but Mori actually said on Twitter she’d be willing to do a song with one of them
Okay this isn't fun. They fucking know she's the imposter and are just letting her win. I fucking hate Coco's base of redd*tors.
>>28788241>The game jokingly asks you to punch your parents if you see them in the dream.Oh sweet innocent times...
>>28789887I tried Godzilla 2014 but honestly wasn't too big of a fan. 2019 does look more interesting, though.I kinda miss Pacific Rim.
>>28789856she said she took the day off for something big, after replying to one of their tweets saying she was "low key down" to do something together. it wasn't even a schizo narrative and desu i still suspect it has happened
>>28789785Are the Takos acting as a power source or pilots for the mech?
>>28789753>RAT
>>28789892Yeah I doubt it meant anything considering how long it took them to do it.
>>28789876no
>>28789751You said the same thing last week
Today, a HoloEN is collabing with Sora. Take that info as you will
What if Mori is temporarily sandbagging her music talents for now until she can draw less attention between herself and satancube
>>28789904Detectives are always so retarded, which makes them cute.
>>28789907I'm not an anon who said her Eng deteriorated but sometimes she does make mistakes that a native speaker wouldn't make.
>>28789922today was amazing :}
>>28789893>Botan's singingJust ended
>>28789938Welcome to literally every single AmongUs public stream with viewers.People just want to interact with the streamer and have fun
>>28789942Kong: Skull Island is better than both
>>28789922wtf, Mori is gonna collab with this anon I fucking hate that bitch
>>28789964as a lie? ok
>>28789951Yes
NO FURRY SHIT ALLOWED. THIS IS A TITTY ONLY THREAD NOW.
>>28789934JermaCHADs are based
>>28789975Ah. Nevermind then
>>28789938The problem is once you kill the streamer most of the entertainment ends
>>28789942>Pacific Rim could've actually been live action Western Evangelion but Guillermo just had to Del Toro all over itNever forgiven him
pretty hot pictures
>>28789938And to think cocofags were the ones calling people reddit a couple months ago
How were you able to watch Ame do the same puzzle for a whole 20 minutes?I'm on fast forward and it's still painful.
>>28787684Every word is so laboured, like someone's under the desk at all times.
>>28789615Yes, and the deadbeats are still denying it
>>28789907Coco's English level is basically the same as my Estonian level. I haven't left the house since April because of Corona so I don't get to talk to people in my native language, but I do phone based work in English from home. I'm not going to magically stop being a native speaker, but my mouth isn't used to making the sounds anymore so my speech sounds a little slurred and thus I speak slower and opt to use less complicated words.
>>28789938Every among us stream does this. The girls call it 'princess rules' when their fans are deliberately letting them win. It's why most of them specify 'fair play' on the screen. If they realize they're being princessed by their fans, they just start fucking around and it's usually pretty funny. See Polka's NA server streams.
tell me about Polka, why is she a clown?
>>28789824I also have a confessionuse ctrl+s to make spoilers without fucking them up
>VoD for the Polkiara collab is unavailableUhh, what happened?
>>28789922I can't believe Mori is collabing with 4chan
>>28789922>>28789973anon and anon are collabing!
>>28790002These people have no sense of irony huh?
>>28790006Nope, the concentrated Mori lust ruined this collab. No excuses
>>28790023> using creative mode on 4channgmi .
>>28790034https://youtu.be/F222iqX6IUgYoutube shadowbanned the stream, that's why you can't find it.
>>28790034We don't talk about it.
>>28790034It's there anon.
>>28789880Nah, I'm pretty sure Plague lurks here, he's a /tg/ oldfag at the very least.
>>28790034Kiara is going to kill herself
>>28790000The mechs were still pretty fucking cool in their own right, I think. That other movie they tried to ship with the IP sucked monkey dick, though.
>>28790034>#polYoutube is also really heavy on censoring anything relating to election related fraud too but I think /pol/ was already banned term
>>28790006Finally Chilean show up near the end
>>28789938
>>28789510By no mean i hate her, I love her and i'm as harsh on myself as i am on the people that i love. I expected great thing from this collab and the disappointment got the best of me.
>>28789914The Anime Man is pretty big name in youtube otaku contenthe also in pewdiepie circle
>>28790020Her life used to be a tragedy until she realized it was comedy
>>28790006Don't you have doxes to be posting now?
>>28790065Did they remake it at some point? I had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lp3r0U_bfA bookmarked as their collab stream but it's gone.
>>28789615Hearing Polka (unintentionally) say BIG UPS was great, so I guess Mori actually made the collab better.
>>28790034Everything went wrong
>>28790096Yes, she remade it cause youtube shadowbanned that one as well. Then they shadowbanned the new one. They were out to get her and it worked, she only got like 14k views which is REALLY low for a collab.
>>28790104Impossible.
>>28790096She remade it once, it got banned again
The jews shadowbanned kiara
>>28790076Plague, if you read this, work on your commissions you lazy piece of shit.