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The one touring her around is one of the least to not venture around their world
reo dio time
Can they change the default spawn location? Might be a good idea for the future.
>>28783319Why is Mori allowed to collab with men?
>Collab is only for 66 minutes on the dotChikin...
How was Gura's superchat reading. I passed out during it.
Is the collab having to be 1h a contract thing? Why would any of them want it to be cut short at 1h?
HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE THIS FUCKING RETARDED?
Why she got shadowbanned?
YABEE
IMPORTANT PSAhttps://files.catbox.moe/9fjses.mp4
Amelia is the dumbest of Hol-
>>28783762Why wouldn't she?
Polka wish so much she weren't there it hurts to watch
>>28783762Because Mori is also a man
>They made a welcome signkinda cute
Polka has the cutest Engrish, wow.
>>28783774First time 1 on 1 collabs are only for 1 hour.
>>28783775WE'VE SEEN THE CHESS STREAM, THIS ISN'T HER FINAL FORM
>>28783788>in creative
>>28783753This. Kind of awful
>>28783777>it's truerip chicken
>>28783731that just means you wasnt in the thread, i dunno, yesterday, for example
jesus christ its been 20 MINUTES and she hasn't even found her yet
THIS COLLAB IS A FUCKING MESS. HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND EACH OTHER GODDAMIT? JUST HAVE ONE PERSON FUCKING STAND STILL FOR CHIRST'S SAKE
>no polka viewpointis she in some village?
cant they use creative mode and teleport?
WHY DOESN'T KIARA JUST TELL POLKA HER COORDINATES INSTEAD
Why did they even pick minecraft
One of them should be standing still and the other should move towards them. Looks like they're running around in circles.
is it just me or does polka seems kinda nervous
wait polka is a pheonix?
>>28783760They could just build a path from spawn to their base, it's not that far
>>28783762My boy is not gay.
>1 hour of trying to find Polka
These girls are big dummies
>open stream>Kiara is ruining collab again>close stream
Reminder
>>28783749Why doesn’t it show on her channel
Your bet on who made the welcome sign.
>>28783822NOOOOOO THAT'S CHEATING
This chicken is so retarded
>chikin torpedoing polka HARD This was all just a plot to get back at her for stealing kiara's place in gen 5, huh? Even the title refers to it...
HOLY FUCKTHIS IS THE BEST COLLAB EVERTHIS COLLAB BEAT GURAME COLLAB
>>28783842shadowbanned
>>28783824Polka picked it
>>28783800Subaru collab lasted about 1 hour and a half tho
>polka likes Ame's railwayoh no
>Chicken didn't even wait at default spawn to welcome the guest to the EN serverWhat a horrible host0/10 would not return
What the FUCK is kiara doing? Why doesn't she just go to the coordinates
It has been 17 minutes and Kiara still has not left base to collect Polka, she is letting Polka navigate the server blind
>>28783838
>>28783828You don't speak Japanese
Did Polka find the rails?
Eventually Gura would able to utilize the power of HER without needing alcoholic beverage and become the ultimate being.
>>28783820chickenbrain pls andasnsnutadu
how can one person be so bad at going in a direction?
>>28783844Enma
>>28783847using coordinates is also cheating
Is Kiara even trying to find her? or is she just going to fuck around until Polka stumbles upon the area.
what are they saying? They're talking about amelia right?
>>28783833>1 hour of waiting until polka finds kiarafixed
blind leading the blind
>>28783864She doesn't want to play.
>>28783824classic case of HoloEN planning skills. They intended to play "Moving out" like the other 3 and then realized it's local coop only so backup was minecraft.
>>28783844definetely not mori
This is a disaster.
Kiara doesn't know anything about their world except for their village and railways under their village
>>28783842Youtube is a cunt
Wait, why have we never seen Ame and Polka in the same room?
rebuduru
RIO DIOWhy is Real Deal so hard for Nips to say?
Amelia’s law already in effect
>>28783857Why though
>>28783839>Gary Larsonthat's an amazing edit
Even Minecraft itself is a Kiara anti...
REL EEL
>>28783879Talking about Ame's rails then they talked about rollercoasters
>>28783820Shut up faggot, this collab is the best collab, go kill yourself, gigastacy never mess any collab
>>28783824You should be aware by now that it's just zatsudan disguised as minecraft.
>>28783760Yes, you don't even need a plug-in, you can do it in vanilla
>Amelia makes a railway that leads to spawn>Kiara doesn't use itThis chicken brain
>>28783878Next to Mori, Kiara probably has the least experience exploring the EN Minecraft server.
>>28783844Huke
This is going worse than when I tried to teach my JP girlfriend "trolleycar".
If I'm understanding the situation correctly, Polka is looking at Kiara's stream for the coordinates and heading there herself
>Ina and Ame turning up in the chat and stealing Polka away from Kiara
>>28783879something about Ina and Amelia being good at MC
>13k despite people having to go through twitter to find the linkstrong chicken
Why didn't they do this before stream?
My 2 favourite holo collabIt's shadowbannedIt's only 1h on the dotThey spend half the collab trying to find each otherWhat did I do to deserve this
did watson ever complete her weird snake tower creature?
>>28783831She's a legendary Fennecs
fucking FINALLY
>>28783906kek
Unronically polka trying her best to communicate with the EOP girls would make better content than this shitPeople blaming the shadowban for the low views but the Subaru follab was hyped as the first and the Nene follab was singing. This is an idiot trying to find Polka while speaking Japanese. Not even Polka can make it entertaining.
Why is Polka's english so hot
STICKY KEYS
MY FUCKING EARS
>Polka found it
This is earrape...
my ears
RATE THE FIRST THIRD (20 MINUTES) OF THE STREAM
CLOWN SPOTTED IN HOLOEN SERVER
>13k views for an off collab?What? How...
>polka will never say Good Morning to you
>>28783897L-sounds.
>THEY CRASHED
WTF LOL
Holy shit Kiara is just walking in circles
??????????
This is genius
>connection lostYou can't make this shit up.
THIS.IS.FINE.
God is a chicken anti
POLMAOChicken is cursed
10/10
Kiara..............
>Meet up>Server crashFFS EVEN GOD IS LIMITING THEIR POWER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>disconnectedWHYWHY IS GOD A CHICKEN ANTI
Abayo,..
FFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCKKKKKK
Polka getting the holoEN experience
>That screamPOLKA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cursed collab to the end
KINO COLLAB BASED KIARA "GIGASTACY" TAKANASHI
>RealmBut why?
I get ithahaThis is a sketch!Haha!
NICE STREAM SHITBIRD
>>28783949>THIRD (20 MINUTES)That depends whether Kiara ends the stream 13 times again
>>28783954Shadowbanned
>server crashedYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Every time until you like it.
Did the earrape crash the server? Or the other way?
>found her>immediate disconnect
>>28783749Oh shit I'm late
what the FUCK
This is why I hate her so much.
>Disconnection
The EN collab technical problem as always
>>28783943ogey
13k Viewers for a EN x JP collab. NGMI.
I'm glad to wake up and see Global's co-opting of Polka is continuing.
God really is a Kiara anti
https://litter.catbox.moe/r8i6wc.mp4
>>28783916She could have at least built a dirt tower to look for her or something.
creeper hole...
>they killed the serverAme is going to get pissed
Did they just kill the game by enabling sticky keys?
THE CURSE OF EN
What the FUCK is going on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This a way out collab is pretty fuckin good, I'm about half finished with the vod and really wish I coulda watched it live with you bros.
>>28783933Shitpost too much
>>28783954shadowban desu wa
POLKA TURNED INTO A CRATER
I WANT TO _____HUG_____ THIS CLOWN
>>28783773Cute. It gave more ammo for narrative posters to say she's autistic though.
What the fuck is going on
Does Watson ever sleep
>that craterOh no
>Server shits itself right as they metcan't make this shit up
>That craterfucking hell
>Finally find each other only to get disconnected.We're 3 for 3 now.
WHAT THE FUCKTHERE'S A CRATER WHERE SHE WAS AT
what the fuck, the kiara stream isnt showing up in my subscription
So Kiara crashed at the same time a creeper showed up and killed PolkaWhat are the fucking odds
>creeper killed polka
>GOD IS A CHICKEN ANTIGOD IS A CHICKEN ANTI
>>28784009Wtf I love God now
>two godlike phoenixes meet>world explodesit's like poetry
when did they build that massive obsidian platform?
Kiara hating hours during Kiara prime?IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>server crash the moment they finally meetYou can't make this shit up, Chicken has literally 0 luck
omfg she has to make the journey all over again
>People complain this collab is messCome on, Kiara already planning this, that's why people keep calling her gigastacy
>>28783993DAMN YOU GOD! RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
did polka just fucking explode
An entertaining trainwreck
holy shit God really does hate Chicken
Can't make that shit up
this stream is too low IQits distorting the space-time continuum
>>28784006Shadowbanned
WHY DID POLKA UP!?
I can't believe Polka is fucking dead
GOD DAMMIT WERE BACK TO FINDING POLKA!
>>28784024rip polka and minecraft
>>28784021It was pure kino. I'm glad you're enjoying it tho
>keeps crashing
Kek this truly is the Chicken experience
>>28783980I need Kiara version of this
>killed the serverKiara is going to get ground pounded
>realmis this fucking bedrock?
Oh no... Watson didn't use the creative mode right and now it keeps crashing everyone...
KIARA IS FUCKING CURSED
>>28783839>shadowbanned>screwed by youtune>dc'dKek
>open chicken stream>stream crashes>close chicken stream
ame watching just in case they fuck up her rails
FIRST THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION
>this collabIt's fucking over. We're revoking Polka's honorary EN status.
>they can't even find each other>this is still better than the hachaama/ame collabhow do you cope teamates ?
I feel so bad for the chicken
>>28784050that's black wool, ground for KFP
>>28783927clown is a huge buff desu, her interacting with ENs in any way is hilarious
>a Creeper killed Polka right outside the farm
Minecraft fears the clussy.
Watson built a lag machine and forgot to turn it off
>>28784032>>28784041that is called atmospheric story telling
This is unironically more entertaining then if they just did a tour
>the actual server keeps crashingLMAO, is the EN server hating the Polka
Is Polka streaming? Maybe her POV has a more stable internet.
...
Chickenthe pain
Again...
Based scripted stream
GOD HATES THE CHICKEN ONCE MORE, HE WANTS THIS STREAM TO FAIL
THIS IS YOUR RETRIBUTION FOR CHEATING IN MINECRAFT
>>28783954It's not an off collab.
Realistically, what can they do if the server keeps crashing. It would be way too late to start up another game.
THIS IS FINE
>>28784066What the fuck? Does Youtube randomly shadow ban?? The thumbnail isn't yab
polka is just laughing at chicken suffering lmao
>Internet disconnects even when they are both in JapanWhat the actual fuck?
2 retards are too powerful
bros... how do we save the chicken...
>>28784091>we
This fucking collab
>enma is sabotaging the collab
>>28783773We found out she can only fit two of her fingers in her cunny.
>>28784000Oh wow this made me realize, they like, represent life and death or something.
>>28783957>They ruin my farm?>crash it
>EN curse for all collabsAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhehe
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>>28783949sasuga chimkin, expected nothing less
>>28784080java has realms also
>bad connection>Pollka dead>Ame: LMAO>Ina: BIG KUSAwouldn't be an EN stream without technical difficulties
>>28784091Kiara's taking her for a ride!
Both of them are in Nippon why the crashing?
>shadowbanned>connection issues>polka sent straight back to spawn by a creeper the instant they metGod hates chicken again
>chickemfags will defend this
>>28784106This . If mori is cringe kino, Kiara is painkino
I know cheating is frowned upon but someone should transport one of them to the other.
This is the worst collab of all timeI'm actually getting pissed watching this. How could kiara fuck up so badly with the planning and everything?
>>28784111Is not the internet, is the actual server being unstable, the server itself is crashing
>>28784108Nah just Kiara like like always
>>28783933unironically like kiara
>>28784082Is that a known problem?
>>28784092Polka carry
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE OMNISSIAH WENCH
This is so bad
She cant even interact with anything, what the fuck is her ping.
>>28784108I'm pretty sure it's just the universe hating Kiara.As per usual.
is it her shaders crashing the game?
>EN stream>It's 100% in nip
Jesus does Polka have like 1000 ping or something?
>server crash>shadowbannedWhathever god is out there, it really hates this chicken
>reconnects>polka is clucking her chickens
this is so cursed
I want Kiara to be fired over this.
>Three Kiara
I'm sorry, I can't watch this anymore chicken...
Jesus fucking christ kiara your internet sucks!
Is Kiara's mic constantly peaking? I had to turn down the volume to like 10% to bear with it.
stop clowning around
>Polka just keeps on playing with chickens while Kiara keeps crashing
>>28784161How you meant to plan for minecraft fucking up?
>open chicken stream>java.io.IOException>computer explodes
J U S T
>watson and ina in chat
>>28784161How is that in any way her fault?
I kind of like that everything always goes wrong for Kiara. It ends up being much more entertaining than if anything went smoothly.What's this Java IO exception about? Is she using an incompatible version of Java somehow?
>open EN stream>technical difficulties>close stream
CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH
>Guilt tripping Polka for not going for an offcollabShameless chicken...
>offcollab... secs...
>>28784045same, what's up with that?
>>28784127There server isn't in Japan, is it?
>>28784046God really is a Kiara anti...
You're now picturing this retard falling off her bike.
>>28784171This is the work of hereteks
>JP finally gets to enter the EN server>server shits itselfI've heard that Polka has bad luck, but together with Kiara they have some ungodly luck, holy shit
>>28784129From what? The world or herself?Because both are impossible but for different reasons.
>Kiara trying to talk Polka into letting her beat the Clussy
>>28784201make a kiara edit of it
Just have sex on stream at this point. Drop the game.
Guess what Polka, this online idea was bad, lemme just come to your house right now :)
Rrate the stream?
>Kiara planed this to be a mess so she can get an of collab instead
>>28783933>It's only 1h on the dotWhen did they say this?
>Literally narrative posting that she NEEDS to off collab and fuck all the JP girls, there is no other option
>>28784211She WILL get that clussy
>Polka bullyingThis clown
>Polka hates herDo I need meds?
>Still shadowbannedSurely I can't be due to google pajeets not understanding regex and banning any stream containing the word "pol", right?
Why is Polka especially cute today?
>>28783773Very comfy, she is almost definitely autistic and well within IMAGINE range because apparently her arms are too short to properly play beat saber
>it was actually another plot to get an off-collab organized4D chess bird...
>>28783741Sith chicken:https://youtu.be/it5l7KVghzs?t=12805
>>28784159It take you 10 minutes to type this shit? that's no longer the problem.
>Open kiara collab stream>Blaming Polka for everything>Close stream
>>28784091can we banish chimkin and adopt clown instead?
>chicken now has an excuse to make every JP collab into an offcollab
This is some fucking cursed shit
>>28784224faceplanting onto my cock
What a fucking disaster
>>28784045>>28784217Shadowbanned, unironically.
Polka stealing Kiara's children.
Kiara turn off the bloody shaders you dimwit!
KIARA KILLUKIARA RIPPA
>Open stream>Stream closes itself
>>28784173I don't think it has anything to do with that, her stream isn't dropping frames after all.>>28784175IOException so that's a probability
FIVE TIMES
>>28784226>singularity of bad luck is forming
The universe is not allowing two with the same Gen 5 spot to interact
>so this is how HoloEn plays...>they must be very patient...
>>28784240Kiara said it earlier in the stream
Is chat right that the problem is her shaders?
I'm glad I don't watch this chicken.
>>28784249it's her herding the chickens and her silly engrish
ok but seriously wtf is going on? why is this happening?
>>28784246She's just clowning around.
I love Kiara but I can't watch this anymore. Its real bad...
>>28784247You might be onto something...
>minecraft patched>starts crashingI'm going to kill Notch.
>>28784161What planning, they didn't even know what they were gonna play until yesterday.
>ame collabs with haachama>complete shitshow from start to finish>kiara collabs with polka>also a complete shitshowalright who's next
>>28784253shes just being resourceful
>>28784222Whens kiara going to punch god in the face?
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>Shadowban>High ping>Server keeps crashingThis is divine intervention.
>>28784238God hates chicken/10
PAIN CHICKEN
>all the fucking chicken eggs are causing her to lag the fuck out
21 minutes
Amelia or Ina better log in so Polka doesn't get lonely...
>>28784270
>>28784281maybe, but why would it act up now instead of when she played earlier
>>28784265It couldn't have happened at a worst time for her. She might sudoku knowing she pulled average numbers with Minecraft AND a JP collab.
Do i keep watching this disconnect fest or go watch Gura superchat reading
AWWWW GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO FUCK AT MY PLACE
>Open stream>Crash>
I feel bad for polka, she wants this to be over so bad. Fuck kiara.
>>28784247HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>28784289Server issues, something is going wrong. But only someone that can admin the server can solve it, really
0 days since EN had no technical issues
>cuck cuck cuck>cuck cuck cuckKiara...
>cuck
Its already been 30 minutes
>>28784281Could be, she apparently updated her client and the issues only started happening after Polka appeared in her game.
>cuck cuck, cuck, cuck... Polka....was Kiara about to explain "cuck" to Polka?
The reason this is happening is because I'm ddosing the server. I hate Kiara this much. I'm not actually doing that I just shitpost.
>>28784277fucking kek
>tfw you just wanna show your english skills>this fucking kusotori keeps speaking 日本語>might as well kill the minecraft server
Kiara, you are an English streamer. Stream in english. Why is this so difficult for you?
>>28784247Knowing what happened to Korone you may be right
>>28784293Maybe she updated but the server is still using the old version?
>>28784238
>gorilla zatsudan streamEOP? more like RIP
>each time kiara logs back in, polka has more chickens following her how is the clown so good at being entertaining
>>28784289GIGASTACY POWER CRASH THE SERVER XD
>JP Minecraft collab>Moona having trouble so Ame and Gura just do some exploring by themselves>EN Minecraft collab>Kiara having trouble so Polka going around by herself
Polka is such a fucking pro
Why god?
>>28784245This is some delicious coloring. I want to eat this coloring.
Ok so this is how it is uh?
>>28784281It’s internet not the shaders
cursed from the get go
>try to open stream>can't because youtube shadowbanned it>close stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AME TASUKETEE!!
>>28784171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsX9WUdYnUquickly light the incense
What timeline did future Amelia foresee and stop with divine intervention today?
SHOULD HAVE DONE AN OFF COLLAB POLKA.
So it's a shader conflict with the new version?
>>28784191She’s a holoJP, she has to scream randomly into the mic.
Fuck this. I'm gonna go watch Okayu.
I think Polka's actually really nervous? Or probably a tad bit disappointed. I mean this is her first shot in making an impression towards the rest of the world outside of the Among Us collab and somehow it became super scuffed.
>>28783762https://d3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net/staging/2020-08-24/01113dc05f7c9e3d474f2b1ff348cd99.m4aI'm sorry anonchama.
>>287842963 million collab ends with one of them getting hit by a car
>>28784314Kiara will be fine. Every collab she's done besides this one have been amazing. On the other hand, polka might feel bad since she's still depressed over her mario performance even though it isn't her fault.
>>28784332Happened in the past
>>28784289Kiara sat on the server with her FAT ASS and broke it
This is the single most scuffed HoloEN stream to date.
>>28784361How did you close it then?
>>28784298Probably at some point during the next Mario stream.That's when her rage is at its apex
The reason she deleted is because of how thirsty she comes off
Is this Polka's sufferkino or is it Kiara's?
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING SHADERS ONEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
>>28784210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
Did Kiara update to 1.17 with outdated mods?
It's likely that Ina just build a lag machine in creative mode to get revenge for all the stealing
So much for polka becoming honorary EN. She's not going to even want to associate with EOPs after this embarrassment.
I blame Mori
God is punishing the HoloEN server because Amelia considered going creative mode
How's the collab going? Is Kiara ruining it :^)?
>>28784293>Notch.He isn't aware...
>>28784319MR DURGA SIR PLEASE UNLEASH THE WEAPON OF JAVA ON THOSE FUCKING GOOGLE KEKS, IT IS NEEDFUL
>>28784296Mori's JP collab will break the curse and redeem the ENs.
Maybe the ghost are chewing thru her cable
>Aloe died for this
EIGO DE SHABERE
>>28784315Depends on your oshi, but Gura dropped some nice sharklore and had a convo with her chat. Was comfy
This is going to be 1 hour of technical issues isn't it
>>28784390It's a sufferkino collab
>>28784356God sure hates Chicken
>>28784384Mori's stream during among us was probably worse.
>Try to do a Japanese language only collab on the EN server>The EN server rejects them
>shadowbanned before the streams even starts>server starts shitting itself the moment they finally find each otherSo this is the power of JP x EN
>>28784361I don't get this shadowbanned thing does it only apply to searches?
>>28784376Kiaras gonna kill herself
This is more like Kiara's being greeted by Polka to the EN server
I need narratives, why does God hate Kiara?
>>28784161Considering Hukepapa was able to play on the EN server without any problems, I'm surprised there's issues with Polka.
This is the authentic HoloEN collab experience.
>>28784296Ina and Iofi tomorrow
>>28784390Kiara's. Polka is busy building a chicken harem while Kiara keeps crashing.
AME HELPPPPPPP
>>28784411>GIGASTACY>Ruin everythingnah
>>28784293Fun fact: After selling Minecraft Notch offered to buy this site but that fucker Hiro got it before him
>>28784411God is
>>28784404>She's not going to even want to associate with EOPsDon't blame EOPs for g*rman fucking everything up
Kiara deserves the hate.
>>28784263OwThis kills the penis
>>28784387She likes RPGs. What are the chances of SMT? Although theres also atlus' shitty stream rules so probably not...
>>28784436two big OBS crashes but nothing else.
Collab halfway done! Enoyed it yet?
Just woke up, why is Kiara shadowbanned?
>>28784439I think it depends on the person. It ain't showing up for me.
>>28784418I BELIEB
This is physically hurting me... I hope Kiara and Polka get through this just fine though.
Sorry about that Kiara, I'll turn off the bedrock remover just for you. ;)
>>28784372Disappointed. When you prep for a minecraft tour but the tour guide disconnects, its just another empty world.
>>28784411She literally is this time
>>28784439basically you won't see her stream pop up anywhere except on her channel page
Welcome!
rip shaders>turned off optifine also
>>28784433Is this your first Kiara japanese collab?
>sticky keys again
>>28784470Polka's name
>>28784411Polka wants to show off her English talent, but Kiara keeps talking japanese
>>28784439It's on her profile but it doesn't show in my subscription tab for example
>>28784171>>28784364>tfw no techpriest vtuber
>>28784281https://www.minecraftstation.com/how-to-fix-internal-exception-java-io-ioexception-in-minecraft/Found this because I was curious. It's a problem with the client maintaining connection with the server. The solution is either restart the game or do something that Kiara is way too dumb at computers to do.
Ame didn't make the sign, huh
>poltato pc
>>28784348>>Kiara having trouble so Polka going around by herselfexcept no polka pov
>>28784470The word "pol" probably.
>still hasn't turned off sticky keys
So can we all agree that Mori ruined yet another collab?
>this could have been polka's big 1 on 1 intro to the en viewers>shitbird fucking torpedos it
>>28784478kek
CUTE POLKA
>Polka reading in englishThis was worth all of it.
>I could be playing Ark right now>My feet hurts>Wheres Kiara i want to get this over with>Why is Kiaras mic so loud>Why is the viewer count so low
>>28784470She just showed her massive ass on stream, did you miss it?
>>28784470Put 2 and 2 together. It's a election season and the first 3 letters of her name are POL. The retards at youtube can't do anything right.
>be kiara>could literally just turn off her fucking shaders and salvage this shitty stream>continues being a retard and blaming polka for everything sasuga kusotori
Who built the sign?
Why would Calli ruin this stream, bros?
>FPS drops in mc
If Ame didn't make the sign, then who did?
>BIG UPS
>that oopsi'm dying
>phasmophobia stream turned into trinity collab 45 minutes inShould I watch it?
BIG UPS?
>Polka making fun of Mori>BIG UPSOk this shit is kusa
>>28784470It happened way before the stream started so its not clear
>>28784337She's a global streamer.
Someone clip that Polka saying Big Ups
>>28784524POLka contains the word pol and Mori is a jew.
>perfecto english >BIG UPSBaaaaaaaased
Based Ina saving the collab
SHES BACK ONNOTHING WILL GO WRONG NOW
>>28784527pretty sure optifine was the problem causing her to get kicked out, 1050-tenchou-chan....
>>28783741is Hololive the best thing that have happened to /jp/ in recent years?
>>28784520Ina
I blame Mori and deadbeats for this
>Ina made that banner
>>28784475They don't seem like it'd hold them back, but I think it'd make Kiara a bit more wary about non off-collabs.
>Biden wins GA>german + /pol/ka stream shadowbannedYeah, yeah, meds.Unless...
>>28784528>>28784520Ina, she built a lot of stuff off-stream
>>28784546>youtube just straight up fucking terminates them
>>28784531It was boring
>>28784546hey no curses in this thread
>>28784524>>28784534>>28784553
She made a fucking boxing arena
As expected of our Priestess!
>>28784507shes trying to kill both her admirers in one go
If Ina made it then it's legit and not in creative mode
>>28784513100% this
>FIGHT!>BLUT UND EHRE!K-Kiara?
Mori continues to ruin even the streams she is nothere even close to, is this her true power?
YOU KUSOTORI STOP SUCKERPUNCHING THE CLOWN
>>28784537Does Coco talk constantly in English?No, she is a Japanese streamer, so she talks in Japanese
>SIEG SIEG SIEGPolka please.
>sleeping togetherTakomoribros...
So it was the shaders?
>>28784571KEK
>>28784558I would tell you to go back but honestly considering Google that would make sense
>>28784571man you're obsessed
she got to sleep with the clown after all...
>>28784537>global streamerYou can almost say... she's ms worldwide
Kiara just slept with your clown and there's nothing you can do about it
>>28784478>Sorry Kiara I left my redstone GameBoy emulator running overnight, it’s off now, enjoy your collab :)
Doesn't this collab feel forced or am I retarded?
>>28784531It was great, the last game without Ina was pretty boring though
>Polka sleeping with egg and chicken in handComedic genius,
Ina is the best support. Both the Gura gorilla collab and this today.
kek polka is gonna overreact to their shitty builds like a good jp
Welcome to HoloEN, now enter the ring and die
>TOTALEN KRIEGGosh...
>overslept >check stream>shadowbanned, lag, chat complainingFuck off Kiara
>"wow this house is amazing!"Polka, no one buys that
>Kiara made a grave for huke
>same bedgigastacey foreshadowing the real life event
>kiara made a memoria for HukeFUCK YOU GUYS!
https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3Since Kiara's stream has no BGM, feel free to put on the most fitting track imaginable for this disaster.
>>28784595Gigastacy not forcing it, you are retarded
>>28784449Lofi15 is not JP.
>>28784546Stream will be banned after they're done streaming, deleting the archive.
>wait wait wait>kfcclown is funny
>blue fire for huke
>An open campfire in a wooden houseSeems safe.
what the hell this collab feels like fucking out of nowhere.there's like no anouncement or anything
>>28784483The customer is king
no way she got soulfire without cheating
Polka saying Big Ups is not what I came here for, but god damn did I need it in my life
>>28784595you're just retarded.
>BLOOD AND SOILWtf Kiara...
>>28784595you need meds
Why does chicken feel like she's trying too hard to imitate her favorite Hololive idols instead of just acting more natural? She comes off as more of a desperate fangirl rather than being an actual idol herself
>Blue fire>MemorialHuke....
>>28784558>Biden wins Did any of you burgers actually buy this shit though?
This is why I want Kiara gone. She's wasting time Polka could be using to relax and prepare for a new stream. The same applies to Subaru and Nene. I don't want to see her anymore.
>>28784595Well there's pressure already cuz of the tech issues and the shadowban. I'm sure its taking its toll on both of them.
Clown>Kiara
>>28784583I don't really watch Coco or any holo JP's but does coco actually speak english, like fluent english?
>kiara made a memorial for Huke>Polka tried cooking chicken on it
>>28784534Not the first time she talks about Mori this collab either, she's just getting close to the chikim to steal the reaper
>Polka carrying chicken in both hands, shouting "I am Kiara, kikkerikki!"Actually great joke, Polka is an entertainer at heart
Black... rock... shoota...
>>28784418No, it never ends. When the podcast gets uploaded, it will suddenly stop because the building that had the computer caught in fire and one of the podcast hosts died
>>28784608Did they go in Ame's or Ina's house yet?
Weeeee
HOW DO WE MAKE THIS FUCKING CHICKEN GRADUATE SHE'S A LIABILITY FOR THE WHOLE GENERATION AND SHE'S DRAGGING EVERYONE DOWN!FUCK KIARA FUCK KIARA FUCK KIARA
>>28784531Yeah, you get both Gura/Ina and Gura/Ame tee tee moments.
>its so late all the ENs are asleep so no one will say hi to PolkaI want Polka to become honorary EN so bad...
Can Kiara show her around the 10 places they have??What the fuck is Kiara doing?
>holds two cooked chicken>"I'm Kiara! Kikkeriki!"
>>28784624>it'll actually delete her entire channel and support won't be able to get it back>Kiara has to start over at 0 subs
>>28784641don't worry, I'm sure Polka will relax afterwards by having furious lesbian sex with Kiara
>Ina had to leave the Phasmphobia collab to prepare for the Kiara/Polka collab
>kiara slept with polka on her takamori bed
>Blut und EhreKIARA NO!
>>28784609>>28784614It's the blue black rock shooter fire ;__;
>>28784161This is why you always need a backup. And some improv skills.
>>28784648I like this narrative
This will end before Polka sees anything worth seeing.
>>28784631>go to the nether, dig a tile of soulsand, leaveAre you retarded?
>>28784662Ina and Ame are in chat tho
>>28784641Kill yourself anon
>>28784658Fuck off faggot.
>>28784669It's not an offline collab you numbnut
oh no bros they weren't supposed to be having fun
>>28784646Her latest among us stream had her speaking in english like 80% of the time. Same goes for her terraria gameplay
>>28784662watson and ina are in kiara's chat
>oki dokinani? polka is a HERposter?
>>28784615https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>>28784572
Coco is amazing at guitar, wow
I want to eat polka's pussy out IRL!!
>amazing housedont lie to her polka
>>28784546Kiara's house will be struck by a meteor
>Tsundere...
I thought gen 5 asked EN to not call them Senpai?
>>28784140What's the movie reference?
>>28784646You have to go back to early-late September time travel friend
This collab is great, even with all the problems. I feel bad that it got shadowbanned and they're gonna see the low number and get discouraged...
>Kiara cucking Polka live
>Polka hyperventilating
>>28784658ogeyrr.at
>>28784161what did she fuck up?
the clown cooms to the thought of spa mori
This is what happens when you refuse the Off Collab Clown
>>28784703that's a pretty common expression though
>Flexing that she has a harem and Polka is just another memberCalm down Kiara
I've been playing minecraft for 8 years and didn't even know you can dual wield chicken
>We'll be naked togetherKiara talking about Mori
>>28784641https://files.catbox.moe/akufrm.ogg
>>28784697They aren't.
>>28784696Oh, they won't let that stop them.
>>28784700Where's Mori? It's prime time in Japan right now. She has no excuses.
Just a reminder that the Clown lurks in this thread.
Did Polka just have a yurigasm?
>>28784646With a southern accent, yeah
>polka double wielding chickenI FUCKING LOVE THIS CLOWN
>>28784690Do they ever sleep?
>Polka hyperventilating at spa date>Huke being hukeThis is going well
>>28784646She's from the American south
Polka is pretty good at pretending this is fun She's a sweet girl
Poruka being a takamorifag is pretty cute.
What the fuck is happening to the internet anyway?
>>28784734Probably working?
>they're having fun?SHUT IT DOWN
A lot of people in the past have said Kiara works great in collabs, but this is a prime example of why I enjoy her solo-streams more.She is often way too self-centered.
chimkin.....
>>28784735RIO DIO
>>28784588Im not saying they did it intentionally, but flipping the "shadowban all pol****" switch to prevent their servers from being flooded with 100 simultaneous politics streams and clean everyone's feed would make sense to me.Polka should go with PLKA or something for a while to prevent politics and /pol/-related gaffes.
>>28784706
>Chickens literally killing the serverlmao
>>28784734Recovering from 48 hours of no sleep
it might be because there are too many chickens? h-how many chickens does she have?
Another chicken Holocaust incoming.
>>28784735As long she doesn't lurk 5ch.
>Open En steam.>It's japanese only.>Close stream.
>>28784546FAILED
>>28784717Same they both are having the time of their lives through both experiencing Poltato pieces together
>server dies if there's 3 chicken close>"let me show you my concentration camp full of chicken"kiara is beyond retarded
The chicken coop is too strong.
>>28784756
CRASHING THIS SERVER, WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>28784709It's better than Polka's.
> the chickens causes the server to crash
>she's getting too close to the chicken>shut it down
>>28784735please sit on my face
They should've played ark
Just hurry up and kill the chickens, you dont even need that many
>>28784646Anon, she's from Georgia. The state. In America.
CLOWNSHOULDERS
>server keeps dying because of chickensIncrease RAM allocation and fucking limit entity spawns. This isn't hard. I was doing it back in 2011 on an old Compaq Pressario from 2004.
Why isn't Polka getting kicked from the server too?
Great fucking multiplayer Mojang
Why is there server a fucking realm? Why would anyone do that to themselves?
i miss kiara's dad
Why would the server crash with a lot of chickens? That makes no sense.
What the fuck is happening to the chicken
Well I guess they have to get these terrible awful failures of collabs out of the way sometime. I hope things improve from now on
>Lagmachine requires 96 000 redstoneMy small chicken farms is crashing the server!200IQ chicken
Why would chickens be a probably when Ina had that heaving mass of cows?
>>28784757More like Kiara's computer can't handle it. Polka is perfectly fine.
>>28784752She only good in group collabs with jp, cause she translates
Polka just really needs a win after the Mario Maker and a really unfortunate Uno game with Friendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KAobkipFrY
gnembon, ilmango, mumbo jumbo pls help. why are they crashing
>glitched herself into the ground now
I need some narratives. Can this be 5ch DDoS?
I can't beleive Mori is ddosing the server bros...why is she like this?
>Open stream>God closes the stream for you>
Chicken coop? More like a Chicken coup at this point.
I'm doing my part
>>28784734Let ya boy have a catch a few z's. She just finished a huge project so she needs some sleep.
Should have just done a double zatsudan...
>>28784777777 chickens in the coop
So it's not Kiara's shaders eitherKiara has been able to collab in Minecraft without issues so far, what is wrong with Polka's setup then
just make it a zatsudan Chicken...
Will Kiara cry when the server admin will be forced to remove the chicken farm?
this is an absolute clusterfuck and I'm not sure what to feel.
>Fell thru the floor>Gets out>Immediately crashes
>>28784777If I removed the connection, would you die?
>>28784453How is Hiro compared to Moot?
http://poal.me/25vrr6>http://poal.me/25vrr6http://poal.me/25vrr6>http://poal.me/25vrr6http://poal.me/25vrr6>http://poal.me/25vrr6
FAHK MAH LIFE
FUCKY MY LAIFU
FUCK MY LIFEGOD DAMN
>>28784808>>28784804kiara just needs an excuse to start a genocide
>FUCK MY LIFE GODDAMN
Polka no!
I just wanted Polka to be happy...
I LOVE THIS DRAGONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acluPLpA3V0
>>28784831No but it would be extremely annoying
>more like "fuck my life"Kiara...
>off collabu>fuck my life
>FUCK MY LIFE DESUNEEE~
>FUCKING MY LIFE GOD DAMNI LOVE THIS BITCH
>Kiara teaching them the proper english expressions that Coco wrongly taught themBASED
this fucking clown
>Polka learned "Fuck my life" from Mori
>>28784820kek
>>28784639Not a burger, but I thought everyone knew elections were rigged by default. This only became a yab on the internet after 2016 because the left said russia rigged the election.Elections are rigged, you think you can leave politics to the people in the street? For what?
FUCK.MY.LIFE.
>>28784822*shits in your mouth*
I can see she's putting Mori's english to good use
Fuck in my life, guys.
>learning english from MoriOH NO
>>28784818Highly likely since they hate both clown and chicken with passion
The fact that Polka wants to speak english and Kiara japanese makes this shit extra funny
There's no way it's actually the chickens....right?
>Polka learning 'Fuck my life' from KiaraI think this sums up everything at this point..
>>28784826Kiara said she updated something at the start of the stream.
>>28784797BEEF PC
>b polka>depression reps every day>FAQ MAI LIFEOh no...
>>28784826Polka isn't crashing, the fault is 100% kiara
>Gura's muscle stream looks like it will be amazing >its at 03:00 in the morning. Debating staying up to watch it but decide to be healthy and sleep and watch it after work the next day.>It's goneI'm genuinely fucking upset.
Polka's american english accent is so fucking cute
>fucking my lifePOLKA DON'T YOU'LL MAKE THE CHICKEN OVERHEAAT
What a disaster
>Potato ServerEN BROS THE JP CHADS ARE LAUGHING AT US!
They should just go to the JP server instead
>>28784848You’re a big cock
>Potato server
>Polka learning her swearing reps from Callicute
>>28784706>finally drew a picture worthy of armpit lickingThis is a good feeling.
>>28784813>>28784376What happened in Mario Maker?>>28784878She learned it from Calli
god this is awful..holy fuck i feel bad
>open stream>"FUCK MY LIFE">I will now watch your stream
>>28784833Fucking horrid. Moot atleast cared a little. Hiro sees us as just another quick buck.
>Polka literally dying of boredom on stream
>>28784848For all
Why must chimkin ruin everything she touches, can she just not? Like holy fuck, thats not even funny, i almost pity her
>>28784855>>28784859What a good role model our reaper is
>>28784828If they did that it would probably kill all motivation to play the game
I wish they would turned this stream into a zatsudan.
>>28784885
>>28784889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpcu3EMFLkA
>>28784889It was so shit she then did a guerilla trinity collab of phasmophobia
>>28784889https://youtu.be/mpcu3EMFLkA
>3rd party jp server runs fine in all its lifetime>haha let's use realms for EN guys teeheefor what reason?
>>28784797Because the server isn't going down. There's something wrong that's preventing Kiara from staying connected.
Wow our girls are presenting themself very well to the JP senpais. First Ame and now this
>>28784902https://youtu.be/uyUQCzxdLU4?t=1687See for yourself
>>287848735ch does not hate chicken "with passion". At most she's not the most liked in EN.
>>28784894Kiara would crash even faster since Polka is fine.
>>28784902Ah right, now I remember. From the Amon9Us stream where Calli let slip she was a crewmate on the last round, right?
>>28784889it wasn't that good desu. Just her playing a kusoge
Polka breaking out her sex toys. Hot.
>polka has a rubber chickenWHY!?
This is cringekino, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>open stream>close stream
They should just tour the JP holoserver at this point
Are they talking about Miko's child?
"FUCK MY LIFE" is really fitting to describe this stream. Unfortunately.
>>28784932>senpais
>>28784893>JP server with multiple years of contraptions and megaconstructions works perfectly fine with multiple people playing at the same time>EN server shitting the bed with 2 people online with like 2-3 automachines running and barely any chunks generatedIts fucking over...
>>28784946Why not
I just tuned in. How is it going?Worth the archive reps?
>>28784889wait until this guy hears about the trinity gorilla collab
wtf did Polka just do to Kiara?
>>28784834>results keep swapping because everyone’s trying to even them out at onceUnity kino
>>28784900C-can you draw Gura's delicious child armpits?
15 minutes left
Chickenbros...Ina's making fun of us...
Well at least it won't be as bad as the anituber podcast
Music time
>>28783749just got here how has been the collab?i already see is filtering eop for the amount of viewers
despite it being a literal trainwreck theyre keeping it really entertaining somehow
Just do an impromptu tour of the JP server.
>>28784946To pleasure herself
>>28784959The problem is on Kiara's side
>>28784896>>28784896>>28784896>>28784896
>>28784946shes a clown bro..
>>28784938They do, read the threads. Oh wait, you can't since your a dumb EOP
>ina about to save a collab for the second time
Don't forget that chicken already met polka at the studio
i really like polkas mouth tracking
>>28784970*21 minutes left
>>2878496230 minutes of chicken crashing
>>>
Apologize.
IS SHE SPEEDRUNNING THE NEW COLLAB RECORD?
>open stream board>can't open stream s-sugoi...
>the first thing Polka learns from Mori is fuck my lifekek
>45 minute collaboh no....
even ina making fun of you chiken
>>28784932narrative: the girls are doing it on purpose to make JP girls lose interest
>>28784714Crypto: The Bogdanoff Story
>>28784967>>28784900Preferably maybe a bit sweaty with her trying to bench press the weight bar
>the server is down again>i just wanna speak english>i wish i was with the cute reaper>fuck my life
>>28784980God will smite the JP server if Kiara goes on it
>Kiara calling Polka senpai>Was told NOT to call them senpaiWhy is Kiara doing it?
>>28784946What kind of clown wouldn't have a rubber chicken?
>>28784912Nothing this bad has happened in weeks though
This collab is a disaster already>shadowbanned>multiple dcs>stream doesn't have BGMJesus christ, this is just fucking awkward to watch.
Should've collabed with Pekora
>>28785005Nah, was still worse.
Wait, what are they doing now?
Polka and Kiara's combined sufferkino is too much for the server to handle.
I'm so sad man, I just wanted them to have a good time..
>Woke up at 5am for thisIt turns out, we we're the real clowns after all.
>>28785005was never a bad collab, Haachama just picked boring first games
>>28784977It got shadowbanned. Current narrative is due to the /pol/ in Polka.
>>28784959It's really the server? It's only kicking out Kiara not Polka
Don't forget that this is all Kiara's fault. She wasted precious time of your life that you will never get back.
Kiara really needs to ditch the fucking Mac she plays on and actually play on a windows pc. Mac version of MC servers are unstable. Of all the PCd to rent she rents a fucking Mac.
>>28784161Don't use ina for your bad posts
>>28785005They had 0 chemistry and tech issues hell no
>>28784932EN has less charisma than the Japanese holos
いくぞおおおおおおおおお
I can't watch, I just can't. The secondhand embarrassment is too much, I'm getting weird symptoms...
>>28784948
>>28784977Korosan.....don't look......
JOPbroswhat's happening?
>>28784929The fact that they even started an EN server instead of just joining the JP server already makes them a bunch of retards, imagine all the potential content that was lost because of their stupidity.
>>28784959For some goddamn reason, they're using minecraft realms for the EN server, whereas the JP server is an actual dedicated 3rd-party server.
>>28785023Bird brain
>>28785046But I had fun though
Polka Mori MC collab wouldn't have these issues
>>28784946... You don't?
>>28784913I fucking love this bitch!
>>28785023se just wanted to be part of the hololive culture......
Someone should send Polka an old Drowning Pool Sinner CD. I want Numetal Polka.
>>28785035screeching collab
>>28784752>She is often way too self-centered.That's Mori.
>Yfw polka spoke more english than kiara.I WOULDN'T WATCH EN IF I UNDERSTOOD MOONRUNE SPEAK CHICKEN
At least they seem to be having fun...
I'm gonna go to 5ch to see what they think
UNDASTAND UNDASTANDTHE CONCEPTTHE CONCEPT OF LOVEUH
>>28785046in that context everything is moot's fault
shuga chara chad's run this collab.
>>287850235ch will collectively flip their shit if she doesn't use the proper honorifics
What a disaster lmfao
this is just painful
pekora in 12 minutes save us from this retarded chicken
This is fun despite nothing has happened.
Did Kiara update her minecraft but not update the server?
Meanwhile, Marine is breathing a huge sigh of relief that she dodged a bullet by cancelling her collab with the cursed chicken.
>>28785067How are you expecting JOPs to read this let alone respond?
Why didn't Kiara just checked on the server before starting the collab
>>28785044yeah i noticed something was weird when i opened youtube and wasn't the first thing recommended to me and instead had to go to kiara page, that's sad
>>28785049Kind of hard to have good chemistry on first stream with language barrier
>Polka just hammering away with all her autistic toysPoor clown is having a fucking meltdown, save her Kiara
>>28785067honestly pretty fun banter between the two
I've had enough of this fucking clown
>>28785033Moona won't let her.Pekora is her property now.
>>28785012You just know she replayed that part of the among us collab over and over again
hey guys do you ever JUST WAKE UP AND WONDER HOW THE COLLAB HAS GONE SO FAR
>>28785058No this is normal not embarassing. Both Kiara and Polka experience the most bad luck/suffering in en/jp respectively. This is to be expected.
>>287851005ch dislikes these two though.
>>28784937Oh my god...
instrumentu
>>28785005They were both holding back which led to a boring stream
>>28785023She's an actual, literal, bona fucking fide, weeaboo in 2020.
>>28785075Kiara had shaders on so its fucking with her setup
Some of you might be asking why it was Minecraft collab, Kiara answered it, Polka wanted to see the server.
>>28785130The chicken is cursed to only have good offline collaborations
instumentu!
I kinda wanna stream of just Polka and Mori playing with their autistic instruments
>>287851375ch can go suck my cock
>tfw they could've played ARK instead
>>28785058This is truly a strange feeling. Not sure whether to feel bad or laugh or cry or do everything simultaneously
Polka learning english is too cute bros...
>>28785100Bring back some TL screencaps thanks.
what was that laugh polka
>Thread hates Kiara again>tfw you were a chickenanti through the whole so-called "GIGASTACY" Feels good to be a chickenanti
this is the first time an extrovert + extrovert collab is failing
>>28785113would've been at her place, not much to go wrong there
>Teaching Polka English streamKino
>stream is becoming an impromptu English interviewThis is fucking great!>>28784967>>28785019I'll consider it.
wait is it eigo reps tme?
You can save this collab by just showing us the legs of both
YES
god this is sad..EN is never gonna get collabs now
>how many instruments do you own?>...>YES!
>How many instruments do you own>yes
>that gremlin laughfuck i love her
How will chicken fags ever recover after this? It's fucking over for Kiara Graduation imminent
How many instruments do YOU own?
Technically it's a failure, but I've had the biggest smile on my face for the whole time kek.
>>28784922>>28784926Thanks, friends.
>>28785117Because it being Minecraft was probably decided an hour or two before the stream started
What the fuck are all you retards whining about? It's pretty clear they're having fun and pivoting it to a format that works
>>28785156
>>28785106At least Ame x Haachama was cute.
>How many instruments do you own?>Yes!This is fucking gold
>>28785130
>>28785005Hachama was really cute by holding back but they couldn't get a single conversation going.
>how many cocks do you like at once Polka?>TOO MANY TOO COUNT
>This collabWhat a trainwreck lmao
>>28785186Like 3 my dude
>schizo deadbeats shitting on chickenBut why? What do you gain?
>>28785113It was supposed to be an off collab so Marine would've been in control of the broadcast.
>how many instruments do you own?>...own?>how many?>...how many?>how many instruments do you own?>YES!Japan your english reps
>Mathematicians answerBased Polka
>>28785145>the clown believed there would be stuff worth seeing on the EN server
>>28785144>shaders off>server still crashes>even though she collabed with the other girls in the server just fine so far>with girls from other countries and completely different setupsWhat makes Polka so different?
"How many instruments do you own""Yes"
This actually hurts to watch. I am expecting tears next Kiara stream
Polka trying to save the stream
>>28785161Thank heaven for small miracles.
>>28784913Isn't it great?
>>28785180>No ARKSANKYU PORUKA
>>28785198>Clownpits26.png>26
>>28785137You're spreading your narrative really incoherently, worried someone will go check?
Honk honk
>>28785168hopefully she can upgrade from FUCK MY LIFE
>>28785145>Polka wanted to see the server.we already knew Polka picked the game though why would she want to see the server is the real mystery
HONK HONK
>>28785166>Thread hates Kiara againTake your meds please
>>28785191Its peak kiara and I love it
KEK
This chicken and clown are putting the dumbest smile on my face
This collab is a complete disaster, holy shit.
>>287851864.And I don't know how to play any of them.
do you think all of polka's superchat money just goes to buying props
This is fucking terrible but also fucking great
>>28785170>I'll consider it.ONEGAI ARIGATOU
>>28785230ohnonononono dont let him show the folder
If you want a watchable stream, Okayu is streaming Mario sunshine.
>>28785166go fuck yourself.
>>28785022>Kiara goes on JP server>Weather suddenly turns to thunderstorm and lightning strikes some of Pekora's wooden and wool structures, burning it down>Chicken goes on a panic attacks>Chicken is then permanently banned from visiting the JP server and interacting with Pekora forever
SUPER BIG
Kiara is getting a collab-ban after this.
BIGSUPER BIGSUPER BIG COCK
>>28785068Retards would tell you that it's for future EN generations to play on and to have a rival server to the JP one. My question is: Who gives a shit? By the time the EN girls have a new generation, the JP+ID girls will have built so much more cool stuff than the EN girls ever could. It's fucking retarded.
I can't believe clown's instrument autism is singlehandedly going to carry this stream.
This is pretty fun
stream saved
ENTER CHIKEN
THE SOUNDS OF THE DAMNED
>Just slapping her rubber chicken around>Has a giant rubber chicken as wellPolka....
God it sounds like her but lower...
Them messing around is already better than MC.
Say what you will but Kiara still funny."I asked if she had long necked chicken instrument AND SHE FUCKING HAD IT". Line delivery amazing.Also that 10 second chicken moan.
we all agreePolka >>> Kiararight?
This is better than MC honestly lmao
>Minecraft stream failed>Plan B>Make some funny noises Polka
>>28785208CHINPOhttps://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>Polka trying to save this disasterKiara graduation when?
Nice, there's game about being vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdgRxYUAsMU
>>28785111That might be the case. There was an update just a couple days ago. I'm not sure how realms work because I've never been retarded enough to pay for one when they're worse than self-hosting.
>Makes chicken moan on streamAWOOOGA
SUPER BIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ENTER
Kiara being genuinely entertained by Polka having random fucking instruments is bringing an actual smile to my face, bros... what is this feeling
>>287851866
>>28785005At least Kiara and Polka can talk with eachother. haachamawachama was 66 minutes of "oh" "aaah" "oh?" "hooo!" "ahahah" "hehehe", which, while cute, made for a very boring stream to watch.I hope Ame can learn to speak conversational jp, or haato drops the retard act and talks with her normal english like they obviously did before and after the stream. But I suppose she's too far down the rabbit hole.I hope they stream again, too.
>XL rubber cock
Polka saving the collab
Now this is KINO and SOUL
>>28785259EXTRA LARGE, XL
>>28785166Kill yourself my guy. Not her fault God hates her.
>>28785067I like Kiara but many Japan people love Gura.We don't surprise with low watcher
Is the EN Minecraft server fucking dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY-r4dBK6cE
>>28785196Anonchama, what do i do with these naratives otherwise? can't have them go to waste
>>28785233Are you retarded? 5ch doesn't like Kiara and 5ch doesn't like Gen 5 since the Aloe incident ontop of the janitor incident.
CLOWN PLEASE JUST COLLAB WITH MORI, FUCK THAT CHIKEN
Polka saving this collab, I hope they ban Kiara for doing collabs with JP
>>28785186Like 2 but I can play more
>>28785211>falling for falseflaggers
>Polka has two cocks>A small and big one
>>28785250tax write offs
I can't tell what someone with Polka's voice might be likeLike you can hear Kiara is thin but with Polka I don't know
This is the pure chaos that only them can pull off.
>polka doing her best to save the collab she was invited to
Thank god they gave up on Minecraft, it's become kino. THIS is the type of interactions we wanted to see!
...Stream is saved?
SUPER BIG CHICKEN
LITERALLY SHOULDVE DONE THIS THE ENTIRE STREAM FUCK MINECRAFT
>>28785220She updated her game.
I can't believe Polka is saving this stream
so when are they visiting Mori's cave?
>>28785250She had a stream where she opened gifts from fans sent to the Cover office.It was five hours long. They were all the silliest fucking toy instruments you can imagine.
Polka carrying the stream
>>28785166https://files.catbox.moe/lb24ez.mp4
>>28785331>interactionsit's more like Polka carrying the stream
fuck should've done my nipreps
>All it takes is technical difficulties beyond chimkin’s control for the entire thread to turn on herSo this is the power of kfp....
Polka saving the stream with her instruments
>>28785005Yeah no this is still better
Hamburg??
>>28785005Now bring in PolkAme
It's time for the circus baby
>idol or comedian>I"M IDOL!
>/hlg/ is laughing at us againno.... this jp x en collab was supposed to be good... why did it get to this....
HAMBURG
>>28785312No Kiara just fucked something up when updating on her end. Polka wasn't getting disconnected.
this is a pretty great zatsudan honestlythe minecraft server fucking dying because of something kiara built is the cherry on top
Idol over Comedian?
>>28785338and Polka didn't? why? their servers don't use mods, everyone updates the game to the latest version
>>28785352el supernenechi....
Poor Polka.She is idol. :( She sings!
based stream. Fuck Minecraft
>>28785310It is her fault for having a shitty computer though.
Polka shouldn't have to do this. She is doing her best to salvage this shit show that came out of Kiara's lack of talent.
>Impromptu utawakubased
>>28785358They're always just waiting to turn on someone. I wouldn't take the retards too serious
>>28785358the first 20 minutes were 100% on her
>>28785005That stream wasn't even bad, this thread was just melting down for no reason.
I blame Nenechi
>>28785257This is not only watchable, but now preferable that it's turned more into a zatsudan.
god i love a good meltdown
>Are you an idol or comedian>IDOLIdolchads can't stop winning.
>Props>Acapella>Crashes>Cute Polka EnglishThis is a fucking 10/10 stream bros
>>28785161Not on Kiara's pos laptop
>>28785366Why would i care what cum guzzling dog fuckers have to think? Next you're gonna tell me you care about 5ch.
Polkia actually saved this cursed stream somehow.
Deadbeats here.We stand with Chicken.Solidarity.TakaMori.UNITY.
>>28785319Can I please get out of this fucking time loop already
7 minutes left....
Where do the HoloEN girls rank in the Hololive bust chart?
>>28785370I don't think its that or else polka would have gotten the boot too.
>>28785312Kiara has the updated to the latest game versionPolka is playing on an old versionThat's what people here are saying at least
Polka needs to collab with Mori. They would be fucking perfect together.
>>28785372Nah, Polka crashed three times too. Kiara just crashed ten times.
>>28785358>entire thread
>>28785005yeah...sorry
>>28785326Polka sounds unhealthy skinny. Nerd who doesn't go out, but also on the internet too much and doesn't eat.
>>28785358>Kiara disconnecting>Polka not>beyond her control
>>28785312>Ame kills herself on stream
>>28785233Anon... daijobu?
>>28785005Ame is just terrible at conversation overall, Gura is the only person she bounces off well with.
>>28785358Kiara is unbearable when speaking Japanese.. I'm sure you can understand her!
>unlimited intstrument works>hamburgers>idolglorious polka
>>28785358Would it really be a chicken collab without technical difficulties?
>>28785402But fellow DeadbeatConsider the followingOmaMori
>>28785366Not my oshi so I don't care
>>28785366I lost care about /hlg/ when I found out they were defending L*ger
i like this stream, fuck this thread is autistic
So WE hate Kiara again now?Good. Fuck chicken.
>BEAUTIFAL>HIGH GRADE SUPAH BEAUTIFAL
>hololive en>doesn't speak englishSugoi...
>>28785358It is absolutely under her control
>>28785414Kiara seems to think it's cause she has too many chickens.
>>28785402BASEDDeadbeats are always KFP allies, don't listen to the antis.
Polka better get at least a full hour of uninterrupted cunnilingus from Kiara after this for saving the stream.
>>28785358it's mostly /hlg/ tourists
>BEAUTIFU!>HYPER SUPER ULTRA GREAT BEAUTIFU!!
>>28785411Just an hour of screaming and various doots
Hyper super ultra beautiful
>>28785418Polka disconnected too, we just can't say how many times since we don't have her perspective, but she talked said it herself when it happened 3 times
>>28785366problem is this isnt EN x JP.This is JP x JP wannabe
Kiara ruining another collab.
EN bros..how the fuck do we recover from this?
>>28785358>believing 5 falseflaggers that have nothing better to do than non stop spam these threadsIt's SEA hours anonchama, what do you expect?
Just imagine someone quiet trying to save anything of this.
omg just end this already
Are they going to find something else to play or are they just going to improvise the rest of the collab?
>>28785402UNITY
>>28785450This is why Trinity is the best. Take your sluts elsewhere.
>shadowbanned>kiara getting removed from the server shes played on all the timeMan I really hope Polka doesn't get cold feet from this, I had been posting about her here SO much and if this ruins her becoming honorary EN friend ill be devastated especially since its NOT Kiaras fault
Polka is good, but Lamy is better
>>28785453rent free
>>28785047Apple demographicmaxxed and now every woman between 16 and 30 is required by law to use macs, please undastandu.
>>28785358>beyond her controlLiterally just do a tech check before the stream and don't start patching a game before a fucking collab
I want Mori and Polka fucking around with the random shit they have for samples more than ever
>tune in>it's just them both making loud noises Kiara is like an ageplayer who's getting along creepily well with the 8 year old she's babysitting.
>>28785466Just wait for the Mori podcast later, this will be tame in comparison
>Polka got beauty shell-shocked by the Austrian genes.
>>28785476they are stalling 5 more minutes
>all minecraft autists are fucking seething right nowblessed stream, fuck this game I just want to see the girls interacting.
>>28785358I love Kiara, but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to call something shitty when it is shitty.
POLKA SENPAIBOTTOM LEFT XDXDXDXD
>>28785462In what fucking way? Her collabs have been great just this one is cursed.
Why was the MC server shitting the bed ?
not even huke is commenting anymore
it's bottom left time
>>28785466Ina x Iofi collab later today will save us.
>>28785483cope
>>28785358she did everything wrongShe let polka stumble around for half an hour and never tried to find her herself. And she did a very poor job explaining things to polka. She didn't try turning off shaders right away. She didn't test the server ahead of time. She didn't think of a better collab idea to begin with. Fuck kiara.
>>28785220server isn't crashing, it's kicking her because of the lag. I've had this exact same problem on my server and it's a fucking pain in the ass to solve
>>28785480Anon they're both clearly having fun
>>28785433I'll consider any ship that makes our boy happy.
I will never forgive Kiara for this. I loved her but this hurt me seriously,
>Kiara is scared of clowns
>>28785501You got baited
>>28784631She got it from a piglin
>>28785358>It's SEA hoursAlready moving on from the /pol/ boogeyman?
>>28785447She’s speaking it more than she did with Subaru at least.
>>28785474NO
>>28785505minecraft realms are shit
>>28785476Considering they were only planning for 1 hour, I don't think so.Then again, last chicken stream went 6 hours and we've seen what happens which chicken tries to plan something.
>>28785402Deadbeat here.Indiffirent to chiken, but this stream is pathetic
>open stream>clown is wasted on k*sotori instead of superior Mori>close stream
speak fucking english god damnit
>>28785481Lamy is certainly better...at making money that is.
>>28785495does it come today?
>>28785480I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy
>>28785312Mission accomplished, This is what happens when you use creative mode.
>>28785515What did she say
>>28785503proven wrong immediately
>>28785503?
Man, chickenantis out in full force today, huh?
>>28785498I'm a hardcore minecraft autist and I just want them to have a good collab, minecraft or notAs long as they don't use creative of course.
>>28785047She is more tech illiterate than my grandfather, not even kidding. Not an iota of thought goes into her streaming setup. I hope someone gives her a real pep talk soon.
>>28785503AHAHAHAAHAH
>>28785480Anon it's fine it's just shitty rechnical problems on a silly collab. They'll do something to fill in the time and collab again another time.
>>28785480why would a couple of technical issues affect anything you dumb fuckPolka isn't new at this she's dealt with scuffed streams before and they're doing a fine job of keeping it entertaining anyway
I don't understand JP, what are they talking about?
>>28785358I won't hate her because of a scuffed stream.I really don't expect her to be good at anything technical at this point.
>>28785358shtuo flkutrhe fluzckj p u p your reetasred kaikara is theo worst thigng to happe ntr o ho lo loivejl af weafi naihtoe jhere so s much
>>28785546I think that's what I read in the last thread, I dunno though I don't follow anitubers
>>28785319You do realize that doing so will neuter most interaction between EN and JP right? She’s like, the go to translator.
>>28785461It's weird how even Polka is speaking more english than Kiara...
>>28785449Which is a good guess because it happened to them as they got too close to the hellhouse.
>>28785525>>28785507seethe
>>28785508She gave Polka multiple ideas, and Polka chose to play minecraft, she also chose to visit the server.
>>28785554just wait for the podcast
I just wanted to make her laugh, but she's scared of me!
>Fuck My Life>Kusotori>RIPPolka is learning from Mori too fastWill she GUH at the end of the stream?
>>28785554Please andastand they need to be antis before working their dead hour shift
translacion?
>>28785503You know huke really loves his daughter right?
Did they seriously got shadowbanned because #pol tag or title?
Holy shitPolka's laugh sounds just like Beato's cackle
>>28785522you going to make a "I fucking hate Ame !" tier post about it?
I'm not mad, I'm fucking FURIOUS the worst holoEN stream of all time was with my hard working and cute oshi. FUCK YOU NOTCH, FUCK YOU POLKA and most of all FUCK YOU GOD!!!
http://poal.me/urqdk9http://poal.me/urqdk9http://poal.me/urqdk9
>when you pull out your cock at a party
>>28785565Kiara called her scary
>>28785554I mean what do you expect us to say?
>>28785554They scrounge around finding what gives (you)s
6 minutes left
>>28785554Yeah, both of them
>>28784713Too late to stop doing now.
>>28785565The chat is doing a fairly decent job of translating.
I wish Kiara focused more on making sure the stream goes smoothly rather than trying too hard to pretend she's a JP member
>Amelia isn't playing Minecraft the entire weekNarrative?
>>28785565the pleasure of being cummed inside (by Mori)
How was guerrilla gura stream last night? I fell before it started
>>28785551>>28785553>>28785558H-He’s here??!
>>28785508>She didn't think of a better collab idea to begin withIf I recall correctly she suggested a bunch. Minecraft is the one Polka chose.
>>28785588Give me a screencap and I'll start writing right now.
>>28785554>SEA hoursWhat do you expect?
>>28785581Watashi wa YA BOY!
>>28785581BIG UPS
>>28785554It's her fault for Minecraft crashing.
>>28785402This desut.deadbeat
>>28785358>calling polka "senpai" when she was told not to>talking constantly in japanese when Polka wanted to talk in english
>>28785581>Polka was Mori the whole time
take your meds chickenantisthis is a kino stream
Deep-voice Polka is making me feel things.
>>28785568anon that's too much meds
this is what all your numberfagging gets kiara, you get pity views and superchats, you never were prepared for collabs like this. you should graduate.
Would really suck if everything went wrong in this collab that could possibly go wrong
BERRYBUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28785623BIGGU UPSU
>>28785571That would be only a good thing, EN should be a quarantine for retards
>>28785634>this is a kino streamnot everything from your oshi is kino anon
>AmeGura collab was so good that it sucked all of the luck from Kiaras collab
>>28785634
Polka knows some metamorphose words.
>UOOOHHHHThis fucking clown
Kiara literally just showing her body to Polka now
>>28785591>>28785591To the surprise of no one, all the hate is 2 hlg tourists samefagging
>>28785568You alright there, anon?
>>28785624It should be friday night there.
Reo Deo...
imagine how better this would've been if it was just an off collab like with nene
>>28785554It's just people picking on the weakest target, last week it was mori, then ame before that. It'll pass
>>28785554again, calling something shitty when it is shitty is not being an anti. I love Kiara and I will continue to watch her streams, but she just fucked up today, simple as that.And pretending it didn't happen or sugar-coating it won't help anyone.
So when does that podcast usually drop? Today or saturday ?
>The real deal>Zu riuwduw
KIARA TRANFORMIN!
>polka stumbling over the real dealwhy is this getting my dick hard
>>28785581I'm expecting a PEACE.
>>28785643Fuck off
>>28784492>>28784505>>28784518Wait seriously? Holy shit.
>Polka struggling with LsKEK
>Minecraft Realms>Max 11 concurrent playersThis is gonna bite them in the ass in a year or so.
well, people wanted a talking stream.. Shame about the technical difficulties
>the reruudeurue-...
>>28785508At least she figured out that the Moving Out collab wasn't going to work the day before it happened as opposed to half an hour before.
>>28785606She got bored with it.
>>28785634Not really, is just decentt. day 1 chicken fag
>>28785634It's>SEA hours>/pol/ hours>burger hours>euro hours>earth hourspls undstand
>>28785581>Polka learns [Tomboy GFE]
>>28785554>A suppose Minecraft stream turns into a collab zatsudan stream Of course the thread is gonna turn on her since they get filtered for being a filthy EOP
>>28783985>>28784802>>28784929>>28785072What's wrong with Realms?
lil lil
>>28785662I can like chicken and still think this collab was wasted
>>28785659She probably red Kafka.
>>28785681Yes we've been counting results for fucking days now. Elections still aren't over.
Kiara.. your bgm
>>28785661>You need to eat all the eggs from here before you can leave
>>28785686>implying any holoens will even play anymore 1 month from now
>idol reject>HoloJP reject>made it to HoloEN but everyone makes fun of you being chicken is suffering
Poor Ina doing all that stuff for Kiara's collab and it going to waste.
>Impromptu Eigo lessonBased
>>28785669But pretending that ENxJP collabs are now ruined forever is being an anti. Pretending that Kiara never had good collabs is being an anti, too. Most of the schizos here don't say that she "just fucked up today"
>>28785441lol lyger just stop using Matsuri for your politics
Reminder who is posting when you see half the thread hate on Kiara
>repeat after me>Kiara>>Kusotori
>>28785683I'm pretty sure that this is a nipponese thing.
Maybe the server is fucked and they transfer to the jp one.
>>28785666off the fuckin charts man, i dunno why Polka didn't agree to it but she's surely kicking herself now
>>28785554At this point, "anti" really lost it's meaning
We are 1 hour into the collab. Is it ending yet.
>>28785686By the time they get the 12 member a few of them would have graduated so it’s fine
ogeyyyy
>repeat after me>repeat after me>Kiara>.....Lmao
kusotori is the reo deo!
>>28784224But why?
ogey
POLmao
https://hololive.jetri.co/#/watch?videoId=nD_Z58RnB8A
did she really just>ogey
Just 10 more minutes.
>>28785729Pain tako
>>28785606MINECRAFT IS KILL
>Kusotori is fakeAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN POLKA KNOW
>>28785735We already know it's the same 3 people
>this fucking bird is destroying my reputation I'll call her shitbird for the rest of the stream
>>28785669do you really, honestly, genuinely think showing off ame's two railways and a twelve second minecraft sword fight would be more entertaining than the dorky zatsudan we're getting instead?
>>28785735>48 votespoalniggers everybody
>>28785358I'm a chickenbro. It's more that i don't fucking understand japanese and all she talk is japanese ffs at least translate what you're talking about from time to time.
>>28785729what did she did?
>>28785741Then why was Polka fine?
she really is ass blasted about getting booted from jp huh
Polka really liked Kusotori
NON STOP KUSO
Ok I cant be the only one thinking this is little bit cringe and I like both of them
>Kusotori is fakeNARRATIVEBROS?
>>28785734YOIU ARE WRONG YOU SACK OF SHIT SHE WAS NEVFER GOOD AND IS DCRAGGONG DOWN THE GOOD NAME OF THED COMPANY HO LO LIVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUF FLUICKY FOUCK Y< FUOCK FUCCK YO U
>>28785735<55 votes
>>28785683Anon.. your https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perception_of_English_/r/_and_/l/_by_Japanese_speakers reps..
>Phoenix>Fennecssuholy shit that's what the joke is
>Kusotori is the Neo Geo
This is that Joey Friends meme brought to reality.
>>28785757anonchama your VOD reps...
>>28785634Just because you found it kino doesn't mean everyone will find it kino
>>28785704You pay money and you can't mod
>>28785686Wouldn't shock me if they pull a JP and reboot the server at somepoint, they clearly are getting burnt out already
>>28785746yeah hope they end it soon Kiara needs to go to Polka's house already and rape her
kino pekora minecraft stream time
>>28785780Exactly my thoughts.
>>28785712Yes? You're not wrong and I wasn't talking about people expressing honnest opinion
>Polka keeps parroting Mori instead of following Kiara's instructionsChicken...
>shiny smiley kusotorii chuckled
>>28785786thissomething's wrong with kiara's MC
>>28785683she rhymes polka with owaruka.its very cute.
>>28785774shes just copying Mori
>>28785358>5 people>out of 261 posterscalm down
>>28785804You're about 3 months behind everyone else.
>>28785778That welcome sign, battle arena, and who knows what else.
>>28785776>>28785796http://poal.me/urqdk9+80 votes now, morons
Kiara stream are fucking shadowbanned arent they?
LA LION karaoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBtHm6QD49c&feature=push-lbss&attr_tag=Fiz8pgTm_uklaS4W%3A6
>>28785683As do all Japanese
>>28784492>>28784505>>28784518>>28784470"Polka" is a real word. It was probably the people in the chat acting like bots.
>polka doesn't want it to endNARRATIVEFAGS?!
Oh? Kiara is ending it ob the dot.
>>28785735>48 votes
>>28785793They don't seem to have much chemistry
Stop forcing collabs on stream Chicken...
among us collab?
>>28785849>261 IPS>80 votespoalniggers everybody
>>28784677Anon, this is the backup
>>28785683How new?
>>28785849the absolute state of poalniggers
Well?
>>28785741it's on chicken sidepolka is walking around just fine
>>28785804retardchama..
>>28785777Not him but this part is good, 20 minutes of finding each other and over 10 minutes of technical issues in a 1 hour stream is a problem though. also I really wanted to see Polka react to Mori's hole in the wall.
>Minecraft fucking died due to chicken overpopulation>they decided to do an impromptu manzai perfomanceThis stream is pure kino.
This clown is so fucking based, pity she is stuck here with chimkin
>>28785825You just know...
I wonder why they don't do duo-collabs in Among Us. Two dedicated holos and the rest filled up with their viewers. It would work right?
this is unironically cringe but also kino
>>28785827
Why are there two clowns on this collab?
>>28785838I know I'm just shitposting. This stream is a disaster but hopefully they'll collab in the future.
>>28785686We'll get Hytale by the time they gen to EN gen 3, hopefully.
>>28785827what are the chances that Polka has seen Moris concert?
TODAY WAS FUNI WANT TO PLAY WITH KUSOTORI AGAIN!
FAKE TEARFAKE TEAR
>>28785868How is it forcing if they all said they want to collab again? Fucking idiot
>>28785846>KUSOTORI
>Play with kusotori again>Again
>>28785634It's not great honestly but people here are making too big of a deal out of it as per usual.
>>28785853I like Lion but karaoke is not her strong suit, at all
>>28785793Yeah same, bit a of a shame really. I got more Polka engrish though which is always good.
Will Kiara fix her Minecraft by the Mori collab?
>>28785654Ah I see, you’re a dogfucker. LOOK EVERYONE, THIS ANON HERE IS A DOGFUCKER!
>>28785789i hope not, polka is a great addition to gen 5 and kiara probably would have nowhere near the success she has now if she were in JP
>>28785852Yes
>>28785891They considered that but they would have had to set up another stream on Polka's channel
Kiara is begging for a collab on stream again..
>>28785887I feel bad for Polka. She didn't deserve this shit on her first EN collab.
>>28785793It's a fun stream, but it doesnt seem like kiara can bounce off polkas jokes very well, which leads to some awkward dead air and causing Polka to try to fill it herself.
>today was funPolka...
>>28785634No, it sadly isn't.
>>28785891>. It would work right?they'd have to mute during rounds
OH NONONONONO CLOWN IS GETTING KEKED LIVED
I find it funny (and hot) that Polka hyperventilates when it comes to Calli
>first actual collab with 5th gen thats not amungus>cant break 14k viewers>minecraft shits the bed, kiaras fault>no back up content to fall on because they didnt prepare properly>awkard silences>just making funny noises>viewers droppingSo this is how it ends uh?
>Polka didn't know Kusotori was Mori's nickname for Kiaraoh no
They should've called this Kusatori and it would've been funnier.
>FAKE CRYING AGAIN
>>28785865>Polka already saying she wants to collab againoh no your narrative
> <66 minutes onegai
>Polka held at gunpoint>forced to say she wants to collab again in horrible englishThis isn't a happy voice.
>do you like yuri?KIARA NO!
I missed what Kiara said about Calli...my nip reps are useless...
Polka is the one HoloJP Kiara won't get to fuck, since all she wants is that Reaper pussy.
>6 minutes 6 minutes >6 minutes 6 minutes >6 minutes 6 minutes
>>287859302nd
>SeiekiB-BROS?!
>>28785734I obviously can't speak for everyone here, just for myself.>>28785777no, but she wasted a lot of time today that could've been spent doing literally anything else.
>You'll never scissor with PolkatiWhy even live
>Kusotori is a petname used by Morikek
Proper thirsty?
>>28785853>Coco Karaoke>Botan karaokeThey should just start doing collab karaokes at this point, I can't listen to three karaokes at once
>do you like yuri?>uhm... I like seiki (cum)based Polka!
Kiara just told polka that kusotori is a special name only Calli is allowed to call her.
>>28785946>first actual collab with 5th gen thats not amungusanon... at least try with your bait
>>28783749is this an offstream collab as well?
>>28785891They want something that would give them a chance to talk a lot to each other and that'ld only really happen if both of them were dead.
>>28785986Based
>>28785757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ejfLJKUasw&feature=youtu.be&t=9823
>>28785916I mean look at Ame, the important thing is that the girlss enjoy singing
this is giving me coco moona flashbacks
>>28785946Its shadowbanned sad cat poster
I really hope polka doesn't let shitbird turn her off from a EN audience
>>28785941It would be in text still.
>>28785902Pretty likely, apparently she's a Mori member based on her mentioning a members only stream.
300k SUBS
CAN THIS BITCH NOT NUMBERFAG IN A SINGLE STREAM
You can't just call a bad collab "cringe kino" to pretend that it's good. This collab is a dumpster fire.
>>28785945she really seems to be interested in Mori. Memorizing the English she spoke in the Amon9 Us collab and all that
>>28785946>first actual collab with 5th gen thats not amungusfuck off you dont even know what you are talking about
>>28785946i guess Nene isn't 5th gen anymore
>>28785960Kusotori is her lovers special nickname
>>28785991CEO of superdoxxing doesn't count
>>28785960Just that kusotori is special because it's her wife's nickname for her.
... dont
>>28785995nope first online stream so that's why it fucked up
KIARA WHAT THE FUCK
I heard shiney smiley phoenix meniton calli and then the sound of geyser from polka's bedroom?What instrument was that?
I'm 350k subs vtuber
Kiara...numberfagging...stop....
>>28786006Why should it? They're having fun
>>28786019But anon, this is cringekino and good.
>>28785954Fuck off, I'm just saying they don't bounce off each other very well, doesn't mean that they will never collab ever again
>numberfaggingJesus christ Kiara
>Kiara numberfagging at the end of the stream
Why didn't Kiara test it before streaming?
hmmmm who could be behind the anti posting
>403 vtuberohnonono Kiara lost all her subs!
4 MORE MINUTES KUSOTORI
>>28786029Why not?
>making polka say her lower sub count numbersGOD I FUCKING HATE HER FUCKING NUMBERFAGGING BITCH
>TAKAMORI TAKAMORI PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY it's totally not a fake and forced ship>numberfagging in Polka's face tooFor fuck's sake Chicken
>>28786005true, glad she's enjoying herself and showing some SOUL
>>28786019FINALY L SOM EGO WHO GOT I RIGHT THE PEOPEL IN EHRE ARE TRREATERRED SHIT S EATERS
>>28785986she said 性癖 not 精液
So I really think Kiara is gonna have to start vetting her collabs after this trainwreck. You can't just throw together something at the last minute like this and hope it succeeds. When Polka refused to even meet up for Moving Out it was pretty much the death knell of this collab, and frankly ruined any chance it had of being any good. It honestly tarnishes Kiara's brand because she hasn't had a failure up till now, and from here on out nobody really knows whether one of her collabs is going to be decent and thought-out or just slapped together like this.Time to do some deep thinking about the future, Kiara, or you're just gonna keep pulling 10k viewers on these things forever. Next person who wants to collab with you, put some fucking thought into it and plan something out instead of just hoping for the best.
>Kiara flexing her sub count
>>28786023She wants Calli's ass on her face
>retards don't know about the 300k subs memeDo you even watch Polka you posers?
>>28786019this but unironically
>>28786023>>28785945Our boy is just a pussy magnet
>>28786069polka loves the joke schzio
>>28786029
>Kiara bragging about her subs because she has more than Polka
>>28786019This is cringekino
How scuffed is the collab really? I just woke up and you fags are putting me off
>>28786086Don't we all?
OH NONONONO THE CLUSSY NARRATIVES
>>28786035>>28786033It's a reference to a Polka quote from one of her Among us streams. She says it all the fucking time.
>>28786072You alright anon? I agree with you but you need to take your meds.
Just noticed there’s no BGM. That’s why it’s so awkward.
It's a meme you dips
>>28786023Polka has been using among us streams to study English and she's a really quick learner
When are they singing? Thanks.
>>28786088>/hlg/ falseflaggers>Watching streams
>>28786088Shhh, lets retards have fun
SHUT UP NIGGERS I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THESE LESBIANS
>Forcing the tete againKIARA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP
>>28786019dont try to stop chimkinfags coping, they are too good at that
>>28786082>she hasn't had a failure up till nowHer entire life is a failure. She should drop right now,
>>28786069how new
>>28786082>she hasn't had a failure up till nowAnon, I...
>bragging to polka about her higher sub countjesus christ..this cunt
>>28786088we know it retard
It was a mess, but I really liked the collabPolka is damn fun
>>28786088Pretending to not know about this in this thread is a meme itself though
>>28786104It's scuffed in the sense it had a ton of technical difficulties but it's still fun and polka is enjoying herself
>>28786029>CEO of superdoxxingwhat's her name again?
How mad do you think Yagoo is right now with the performance of these 2? Not even a Red superchat at this moment.
Kiara better stick to off collabs
>open chicken stream>chicken is numberfagging again>open /hlgg/>anon is complaining about numberfagging again>java.io.IOException>computer explodes
>>28786006as if any other EN would have been any better. amelia is a piece of wood, mori is in a league of her own, ina is too boring, and nobody wants to touch gura in fear of shaming themselves
>>28786088Of course we know, doesn't make this any less shitty
>Kiara shits on Polka sub count right at the endJesus fucking christ this is bad. You have to actually be coping into oblivion to think this collab is good.
>all these marks thinking kiara is numberfagging
>>28786082She was supposed to collab with Marine this week, low numbers are because her stream is shadowbanned
>>28786069Can't even get mad at chikkun at this point, I only feel bad for Polka.
>>28786144Its a meme you stupid cunt
>65 minutes
>>28786104It's alright, it was supposed to be a tour of EN's minecraft sever but Kiara is has connection issues so it just become an impromptu zatsudun stream
>>28786104don't listen to the idiots who don't watch holoJP making up shit and pretending that they don't realize the stream only had ~13k viewers because Youtube shadowbanned it before it even began and they're doing a hastily-assembled zatsudan due to God striking down their minecraft collab plans
>Polka wants to hang out with the EN girls and also have EN viewers around a lotPolka is honorary EN!
Fucking chicken made Polka uncomfortable a couple of times. This is heavily reinforcing my love for Polka and my hate for Kiara.
Confirmed chickenantis dont actually watch or pay attention to other streams.
>>28786104It's fine, MC didn't work so they're just chatting. There were some funny bits.
>it's a /hlg/ antis don't even know their own hololives episodenext stream!
KFP...
>>28785555I wonder how Ame constructed the sign.
66 MINUTES
it's absolutely amazing how they do 0 prep for the streams. it's pretty much like "just show up on our minecraft server on this time and to discord."
>>28786155SUPERNENECHI>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi>ate alone in the toilet at school>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail">referred to huke as hukeweb sensei>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you">scored three (3) in Choco's academic test>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor>Punched people's cats in Minecraft>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside, gives literally zero fucks>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else>won all Among Us games by pure luck>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company>Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD AND FA GHLWAWEE CNKWEARBFVSDVBFUZAWEGBWGBVCVAWGBJ
>>28786171ok reddit
IT WAS SO CLOSE
>>287861562 free graduations coupon please
kek it's gonna be 66
>>28786155La Eminem de Super
>65 minutes65 minutes>65 minutes65 minutes>65 minutes65 minutes>65 minutes65 minutes>65 minutes65 minutes>65 minutes65 minutes>65 minutes65 minutes
> 65 minutes
66/10
>>28786191I can't even tell if these retards are pretending or not anymore
Well at least they had the decency to end it early
>>28786104its an utter technical garbage fire that was a blast to watch. you need to supply your own BGM if you wanna rewatch.the girls still had their fun nonetheless
>>28786088its annoying if it isnt done naturally and just forced though
>>28786188goes to show Polka wanted to collab with Amelia instead
>>28786176IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>28786042cringekino is just cringe with makeup, this stream was shit.
I want to fuck a clown RIGHT NOW.
>>28786051>1 EN stream vs 2 JP utawakus and one minecraft streams-sugoi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBtHm6QD49cwatch this lion sing if you have nothing better tio do
>>28786155
>I woke up for this
>>28786104Its not UNO-tier but they clearly should have planned it out better. Second half was alright
> exactly 66 minutes> exactly 66 minutes> exactly 66 minutesYAB
That was great - love these two
Well that was shit
Seems like the false flaggers have arrived to derail this thread
>kfp cultist already defending numberfagging polkas subcountkill yourselves
>>28786210Ending BGM might clutch it
>65 minutesWhat a garbage fucking collab. Glad I overslept.
>>28786146this, polka can make anything entertaining
Kiara STOP forcing stuffStop forcing JP, you're ENStop forcing YuribaitStop forcing jokesWhy can't the chicken try and find her own character
that defeated sorry from kiara at the end...
yab
>60 minute collabOof
>kiara knows 66 minutes and is letting the stream run long
>>28786187So we got Polka, Nene and HaachamaAnyone else?
>>28786115I know what it is. but bringing it up like that with her sub number still feels mean
SIXTY SIX MINUTES
>>28786069It’s a reference to her Among Us streams, so I’ll allow it.
>66 minutesDO IT
>>28786104It's fun, but since it's mostly JP all the EOPs are getting filtered
Hey friends what's happening in this thread?
>>28786140Not that anon but can you elaborate? I don't watch much of chicken.
Why does God hate Kiara anyway?
>>28786247She looks so happy singing
>>28786259*CLAP CLAP*
how are any of you suprised by chicken saying something insensitive, this is the same bitch that has asked about ame's family situation twice
>>28786260There we go
We did it
>>28786104Hyper scuffed but fun collab
>>28786198It was Ina that made the sign.
>>28786051Realized I fucked up the screenshot. Sure is weird how despite the fact a jp is streaming we're still faster.
What an absolute disaster.
>>28786197
>>28786155ƎИƎИMI
>65 minutes>didn't reach level 19The moon smiles
Chicken...
>>28786289We're having fun!
KINO
>Kiara forcing Polka to read her subs then Kiara's subs at gunpointJesus Kiara.
Polka carried the collabClown is both honorary EN and Best Deadbeat
>>28785587No. That would be ridiculous. Nobody is trying to prevent anyone's reelection. That might be interference. It's the algorithm!
WE COULD'VE HAD ARKINO iINSTEAD
>>28786104So scuffed it single-handedly bankrupted Hololive and started a blood feud between the EN and JP holos.
Why not playing phasmo? Kusotori really can't prepare quality back up...
>65 instead of 66The Lodge will hear about this
>>28786256>that was greatbro I'm a kiara member and fuck no it wasn't thank polka for just about barely making it watchable with her stupid instruments and noise makersdisaster of a collab
>>28786292God hates all Germans because they fucked with Rome.
>>28785804
>letting the stream run to 67 minutesOK SHE'S 100% here
>They say at the start that the collab will only go for an hour>collab goes for an hour>everyone freaks outeh?
>No Auf WiedersehenCursed stream.
>>28786205fuck, this pasta just keeps getting longer, i kneel before the true gigastacy
>>28786241You werent looking at any other girls right?
I just wanted the EN community to adopt Polka...Fuck man out of any collabs this is the one I wanted to go good im sad
>>28786248What's with 東方不敗?
>>28786327Take your sleeping pills Coco
GIVE A HONEST RATING FOR THE STREAM
Have chickenfags ever had the thought that Kiara is just an unprepared lazy piece of trash? Its not gods fault, or that shes unlucky. Its her own for literally never being prepared.
She waited for it to tick over to 67 before stopping.
>>28786155SUPERAMAZINGEXTRAORDINAIRENENECHI
>>28786292He can't get rid of her because of her bullshit OP respawn phoenix powers.
>>28786344How new?
>>28786307All I have for you is a word, enen
Well a fuckup from Kiara was inevitable. Question is how she's going to handle it in her next stream
>>28786258The schizos are working overtime because apparently the podcast is dropping on saturday
ENma-chan is gonna fucking LOSE IT when she sees this.
>>28786344Sssshhhh let the retards burn themselves out
>>28786290Half of her first month was plagued with a staggering amount of technical difficulties, culminating in the Cursed Nether RTA.
SAVED
>>287863603/10
>>2878636066/10