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Ina Ina Iiiiiinnnaaaa
HAACHAMURDER
sing a song for mehttps://litter.catbox.moe/43wf6n.webm
How much do you think the average english level in the JP branch will be in 1 year
>>28780362So much chaos has been caused by the Moving Out devs making their game local-only
It's too fucking early for this collab.
>>28780357>>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each otherI wish that were me.
>hurr durr x hates ytoday I shall remind them again
Polka will always be the real phoenix in Pekora's heart.
Showing this little brat who the boss of the gym is!
>streams after streams after streamsFuck this. I'm waiting for Gen 2.
>>28780464we're going to get laughed at, thanks chicken
Are you KFP jannies ogey? What the fuck are you guys going on about in the prechat?
What does Polka's room smell like?
>>28780464>Minecraft PVPhonestly that could work and be fun
>>28780464>HoloEN server collab>nobody else will even be online to fuck with themI hope it turns out well for Kiara's sake but I don't have high hopes.
>>28780464Kiara will show her the underground railways and city, then collab ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR4zCs6aR9oSo does that mean Ame doesn't wash her armpits?
>>28780499Like piss, pussy stains, trash, and BO.
>>28780497They're speaking in cult keywords
going to bed
>>28780464wonder how polka will react when Kiara shows her Mori's hobo cave
couple clips from both the Gura streamsi don't wanna frustrate you - https://files.catbox.moe/v2s7yq.mp4one of many jumpscares - https://files.catbox.moe/r34fpr.mp4Ina messing with her model while dead - https://files.catbox.moe/h31bog.mp4flexing noises - https://files.catbox.moe/4elj00.mp4labrrat - https://files.catbox.moe/9fjses.mp4reposting the Mega archive VOD of the protein game - https://mega.nz/file/rSg2FbqL#F8LmvqYaJQqfKkW8_RKbr_KPVcgFddHv94FJDd1IKH8 clip archive - https://pastebin.com/c8uYDiDu
>>28780464My clown wife will try to speak at least a little english right?I won’t just have to sit there and not understand anything like in the old times?
>>28780480Trash. Unless they start to immerse themselves, it'll stall at a rudimentary level.Haachama lives in Aus and has not-great English. A person would have to start doing something like playing FF14 with a guild on an English server for a year before they became competent, imo.
Mad lad
>>28780499off food and crusty panties
>>28780464>>28780509Just realized "WHO'S THE REAL PHOENIX?!"
>>28780530The ARS supas...
DO NOT CLICK
>>28780488basedo
>>28780464Why is the clown coming to EN server?
>Polka going from playing Ark to MinecraftSugoi
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Gura. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Gura as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her
>>28780497Prechat is so retards say their retard shit then instead of when live
>>28780530>$500 superchat>simple thank you>no name call outwhy do people do this
wata preese
Bros... I dont know if i can make it to 4 AM...
Mori's alt outfit better be casual wear, Cover
>>28780516Polka will put up "Polka was here" and "I love you Callie" signs in Mori's cave so she'll see them during the Takamori MC collab
>>28780480they will be lucky to be as good as korone
>>28780536POL...
>>28780499BO and gamer bottles.
>>28780480Korone can only do so much anon it won't change the average at best maybe 2 of the JP girls will actually do their reps
>>28780520you're a hero
>>28780536polka needs to do her fucking mario reps instead of playing ark
>>28780510Wait don't most people start by shampooing their hair and letting it sit while you soap your body from top to bottom? Am I dumb
>>28780541Thats kinda based bro
>>28780510The question was what she washes first. She just told the first couple spots.
>>28780488I wish this had Miko's appearance.
>>28780541idk what I just read but I'm thinking based copypasta
>>28780539>Why is the clown coming to EN server?to stab Kiara with a shiv
Friend has more balls than me...
Why is the VOD of that protein game not up? Am I missing something
>>28780577Ame doesn't shower to get clean, anon, she showers to get dirty with you
>>28780464>"here's a patch of dirt, here's more dirt, that's a house, there's a minecart rail down this tunnel. And that's about it, thank's for coming."
>>28780480Not much better than it is now. None of them have a real drive to learn it aside from Korone.
>>28780590a taiwan flag got shown, im not kidding
>>28780499Molding plates and despair
>>28780582woosh
>>28780543>humble Moneybag Joe vs $5 nigga with an essay
>>28780590there was a score leaderboard that shows flags, and the #1 spot was held by someone from Taiwan
>>28780589Friend has nerves of fucking steel.
>>28780510Only Nene washes her armpits first.
>>28780577The question specifically says that besides head, because that is so common.
>>28780541Anon, that's some next level hornyposting. But I can appreciate the fact you're a nakadashi/impregnation connoisseur.
>>28780600inb4 the EN server is suddenly even more of a wonderland than JP, the JP audience think EN are very industrious, and Polka runs off to invite other JPs to the server before Kiara can let her know Watson's been in creative mode
>>28780601>None of them have a real drive to learn itjust promise them a collab with gura for doing reps
>>28780601Toi...
>>287805541) hitman (suit)2) mafia member (suit)3) undertaker (suit)4) teacher (suit)5) Rap God (suit)6) CEO of Underworld (suit)7) Makima cosplay (suit)
>>28780464What if the collab is actually them building something together rather than a tour?
>Mori literally lives in a sad cave with maybe two things outside of the EN main areaDiogenes...
I think they unironically should've played ARK instead
>>28780510is that image a quote from her?
>Oh hey here's Antichamber where I spend the first 110 minutes talking to myself about the puzzles I'm seeing while chat is just passively watching me.>The last half hour is me trying to brute force a puzzle with the solution I came up with by glancing at the puzzle and refusing to budge on it or consider different ways to solve it.>Chat ultimately helped me but I'm too stubborn to admit it.I'm not sure what could actually be done about Ame's single player game streams to make them less like this. She's not gonna change and chat certainly didn't change much at all from enforcing the rules harder. I love her talking streams and when she does collabs but all her single player game streams are starting to blend together into a passive aggressive couples fight with her own chat where it ends with both saying they love each other but the next single player game stream it's the same thing all over again.
>>28780617oh I missed that specifically
>>28780516Kuso Bitch yu Rib rike dis?
>>28780623the Japs wont like that I'd imagine
>prease undstandu mori, you have to keep working your minimum-wage, far-away, stupid job. don't disappoint the kidsu, english teachers so hard to find in japanmeanwhile she's literally falling asleep on stream and missing some on the biggest opportunities of her life. yeah, sure, but think of her co-workers, who probably dislike her anyway just because she's white. at some point you need to have some business sense
>>28780603>>28780608Oh boy here we go againwtf did Cover axe CN for if this is still considered an issue
>>28780623And then Kiara woke up
>>28780644It's probably just Gura taking precaution.
>>28780636>Oh hey here's Antichamber where I spend the first 110 minutes talking to myself about the puzzles I'm seeing while chat is just passively watching me.I don't understand how this is a bad thing when she's playing a puzzle gameAnd chat did help her only for that puzzle out of the whole stream
Kiara sucks at coming up with collabs if that's the best she could do.
>>28780629hitman suit would be cool
>>28780636she's breaking new ground, turning single player games into a GFE
>>28780642Her work visa, bery busy pls understandes
>>28780631and when Rushia the great looked upon Morigenes and said "If I wasn't Rushia the great, I'd want to be Morigenes", Morigenes replied "if I wasn't Morigenes I'd still want to be Morigenes"
>>28780516Posts Excuse me RIP <3 Polka sign to remind her of the Among Us collab.
How bad will be the ironic weeb podcast collab going to be like?
>Dr. PiccoloThanks for the dose
Be honest, do you have sexual fantasies about the girls?
What's the likelihood of mori ever playing minecraft off stream
>>28780635yesI don't remember when
>>28780673So average and benign that nobody will care about it two hours after it airs
>>287806780 until she quits other jobs
>>28780673deadbeats meet their maker / 10
Give me your best holoEN jokes!
>>28780654Because it's pointless and I might as well just go play it myself.
>>28780678Less than 0
>>28780673it will take years off my life but I'll watch it for my boy
>>28780667> and when Rushia the great looked upon Morigenes and said "If I wasn't Rushia the great, I'd want to be Morigenes", Morigenes replied "if I wasn't Morigenes I'd > BIG UPS FOR THE AKASUPA, XXBRAPBORNEXX!"
>>28780678maybe next week
>>28780539She is getting official EN member status.
>>28780636Ame being a stubborn gremlin is her thing though. Understandable if you don't like it, but I like her dynamic with the chat. It'll probably get more natural feeling as she keeps getting adjusted to her massive chat.
>>28780678She doesn't even play it on stream outside of collabs
>>28780660a dysfunctional GFE. Sugoi
>>28780690Did you hear about Gura's loaf of bread?It vanished!
>>28780676No, I dreamed about a blue spider more than a foot big trying to break through the window I sleep next to
>>28780673So it is actually happening, and is not just a meme?
>>28780636Lmao nobody cares nigga
>>28780636>Chat ultimately helped me but I'm too stubborn to admit it.Anon, are you autistic? The whole "my solution is the speed run strat" was clearly a joke.
>>28780673Lukewarm and milquetoast just like every other episode of that shit
>>28780690Mori's streaming schedule.
>>28780673Depends on the topic they'll be talking about.Would be interesting if Mori talked about the process of why she auditioned to be a vtuber, why she chose Hololive and how she auditioned and what she did to eventually pass the audition.Though I doubt Cover would let her leak the audition process.
>>28780676yes
>>28779869>People still think couple anituber retards mimicking Mori's tweet means that they filmed a collab.How long time has to pass before they realise the anitubers were just being trendsurfing faggots?
>>28780700you jest but Diogenes was a bigger degenerate than you could ever hope to be, anonchama
>>28780523Haachama is much better at English than she lets on. Go do your archive reps and find that clip of her speaking in English without putting on her voice.
>>28780694You know that for one of you there will be 20 other people complaining that she's not paying enough attention to the game, so might as well drop it and do zatsudan
>>28780700Do people that post like this not have money or?
Cover... the RWBY collab...
>>28780464Holy based
thank you gura for pushing cover to get phasmophobia permissions.... this is much better than the typical kusoge. im enjoying my friends stream!
>>28780703EN is not some wayward home for abandoned JP girls to slum in
>Chicken stream isn't showing up in my sub boxuhhhhhh did it get shadowbanned or something?
>>28780673>schizos itt actually believe it will happenMeds, take them.
How was Phasmo? Went to sleep just after she setup the video
>>28780690Mori shitted and farted on stream
>>28780708they need more talking points, the stretches of silence when they are playing single player games are getting painful
>>28780718Probably, they are recorded weeks in advance, so theres no way to tell.
>>28780726>Would be interesting if Mori talked about the process of why she auditioned to be a vtuberwould like to hear more on that too, she did tel us that she autism'd her way into becoming an idol tho
>>28780676Sexual, no. Every time I've tried, my mind would wander into something romantic instead.
>>28780747Then why is Kiara there
>>28780678She played mad rat offline apparently
>>28780690Did you hear about Gura’s cunny after she met a frustrated Ame in discord last night?It was destroyed!
>>28780747State of EN server says otherwise.
>>28780753it's not in my sub box either because i'm not subbed
How do I get crazy fever dreams like Ame?
>>28780705This wasn't fun gremlin though, this was just boring. Superliminal was endlessly more entertaining and had her bouncing off things happening. This is just endless fucking cubes in eye searing brightness with no chat interaction until 2 hours in.
>>28780718I'm pretty sure it's just a meme that people unironically think will happen because over some tweets
>>28780756lole
>>28780747Yes it is. It is because I say it is.
>>28780678Minecraft sucks dick and is only good for zatsudan-esque streams. Fuck Minecraft.
>>28780736>he thinks red-kun is her natural voice
>>28780676Yes and also non sexual ones
>>28780657Are you sure about that? What if this is part of a plan to get them to move to the JP server by showing how shitty the EN one is.
>>28780553Just tape yo face to the monitor.
>>28780736>entire collab of her, not putting on the haachama crazy retard act, in a prime position to leech off the success of HoloEN like she's been trying to do, and she is unable to manage even half a conversational sentence>but one time a year ago she said "what's his myspace" and it sounded passable!i once believed your narrative but I don't believe it anymore, too much evidence that haachama is terrible at english
>>28780790drugs, psychedelic ones
>>28780747>abandoned JP girls good thing there are no abandoned JP girls then so you won't have to worry about that
>>28780790Sleep deprivation and childhood traumas that you never properly addressed or dealt with.
Sorry chicken, but I have to get some sleep in before the Inofi collab.Hope it doesn't turn out to be shit.
>pekora stream at 8 ammy sleep reps..
>>28780797>some tweetsIf the podcast doesn't happen I'll be really surprised. There's just too much evidence to say it's just coincidental.
>>28780690Gura lives in malibu
>>28780790Keep a dream journal so you can practice remembering the details. You dream every night, but usually you don't remember anything.
The stream.
>>28780826>good thing there are no abandoned JP girlsAloe...
>>28780673I listened to her old podcast. She'll play along with ironic weebs and then destroy it with her autism and suffering posting. Real depression hours, my son.
>>28780733to be fair, that's not the only reason to suspect it was happening
>>28780834isn't the inofi collab tomorrow?
>>28780834>Inofiisn't that in 24 hours or so?
Did Mori ever describe her new room in the members only streams? Just curious haha
Other than Polka which holos are honorary EN?
Umm... chumbuds? What is this? Don't tell me Gura is actually going to collab with those twitch faggots?this can't be happening, please tell me it's not true bros....
>>28780790i fall asleep to people reading stories on youtube, it can get crazy because you constantly have input influencing your dreams
>>28780842>too much evidenceSuch as? I'm gonna need more than those tweets
>>28780733Sure, they all tweeted the same thing at the same time on the day Mori took a day off for a collab we would only see much later (her words) purely by coincidence.
>>28780464Wtf does Polka even speak English?
>>28780856>>28780860oh fuck you're rightI got my days completely mixed up.
>>28780846I asked for jokes, not the strongest narratives.
>>28780733maybe two more weeks. theyre usually 2-3 weeks ahead so that podcast should be coming tomorrow or next week
>>28780869>Such as?Voices in my head
>>28780862She hasn't even unpacked yet.
>>28780864none because honorary EN isn't a thing the closest you get is Haachama for gen 0
>>28780853Goddamn, that's disgusting
>>28780874She speaks Polglish.
>>28780718Who knows? Though, the podcast is sponsored by Kadokawa and the hosts are currently in Japan so it would be retarded for anyone to think it won't happen sooner.
Timetravel anon here, the podcast will happen. Stop being in denial about it
>>28780865Its true, now shut the fuck up about it.
>>28780865It's secretly a collab where each EN tries to speedrun Hazumi and the Pregstate
will a phasmo collab work with people who are dekinai? I mean like gura and fbk togetheror will it get boring fast since they cant talk?
>>28780898new here? that was back in like the second week or so
>>28780913>Its trueCancelling my Gura membership then. Fuck this sellout bitch
>>28780864haachama, polka, nene, ID girls
>>28780925I still recoil every time I see it
>>28780928You're not even a member, retard.
>>28780869>I'm gonna need more than those tweetswhat a cope
>>28780919>fbkWho was that?
>>28780853I hope you all know what this means. It's over.
>>28780865cover will never allow it. and gura has too much issues to go on such a collab anyway. too much spaghetti
>>28780929>ID girls they really are good girls
>>28780864Pekora
>>28780862>golden recordyeah right
>>28780937So you got nothing then?
>>28780874Kiara is extremely fluent in Japanese.
>>28780865If she did she better make a Twitch affiliate account first so she gets some primes
>>28780935Yeah because I cancelled it
>>28780939are we really doing this again?
>>28780864I have no fucking idea where the honorary EN meme came from, but the only ones I will accept even near the title are haachama and reddit dragon. We'll look at Poruka once she speaks more than 10 words of english.
>>28780967Prove it.
this among us match is wack
>>28780953too fluent it causes her to have the same kind of autism that native japs have so stuff like giving a shit about honorifics
>>28780690Amelia will not pretend to forget something to get out of doing something she promised.
>>28780938fu bu kiFriend
People act like any of the other girls would've done better than Amelia playing AntichamberShe's made progress pretty much faster than all of the people playing the game for the first time. I mean this guy https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLckQAgHLvx_HGH83yr9NG765c3UUiq6_Ugets to Ame's ending point at Episode 9 which is 1 hour slower
I'm so glad Mori doesn't appeal to me
>collab is confirmed minecraft>not even 1000 people in the waiting roomAhahaha, get fucked Chickenfags. Your "collab queen" is gonna have her first dud.
>>28780864Artia
>>28780971Here*unzips dicks*
>>28780865I will mating press and impregnate Gura on stream, better cancel your membership now.
Callina
>>2878067310/10 just for the meltdown it will cause here.
>>28780869Dude c'mon. Stop living in denial and just accept it >>28780873 is all you need to confirm it l.
>>28780853the absolute fucking state of deadbraps
>>28780736May I remind you that Hachama had less interaction with Ame then Polka did in a collab. Despite a Polka having a language barrier and being in the middle of a 9 person collab.
>>28780985Unless Polka works some magic, that's likely true
>>28780520
>>28780990*chokes on your dicks*Now what faggot?
>>28780909Ame pls
>>28780983Karma is a bitch, Chilebro
>>28780673It will no happen.
>>28781000I'll believe it when I see it
>>28780690>give me your holo jokessure thingWhy does the jew cross the road?So that he could escape the commissar who wants to throw him on a holocauster ride
>>28780853There is literally nothing wrong with her replying to a tweet like this or going to a podcast
>>28781003polkahime has charisma while haato just has autism
>>28780990>>28781011Faggots.
>>28780981Ame was actually faster than Pekora or Mio in Superliminal too. Her retard strength is quite good sometimes.
>Mincraft collabGuess Polka shoot down the off-collab idea.
>>28781011*cums down your throat*That's my proof
>>28780690Did you hear about the trash can that Kiara sat on?
>>28780865It's actually a collab with Coco and they're all playing Ark. They're keeping it secret because they know we'll have another melty. Yes, we're THAT important.
>>28780985Are there any chicken antis that aren't confirmed trannies or /hlg/ schizos?
>>28781051thats my girl polka.
>>28781004Polka fags are still in Polka's ark stream. Also Dead EN hours. It's 2 AM in US.
>>28780690Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: No one cares
>>28780985The video isn't even showing up in my feed so I can't wait at all
>>28781028if management gave her the green light theres not much downsides to the feal. Sure, /hlgg/ will be full of shitposters for a week tops but that's about it
>>28781052*swallows your cum*I don't see any proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9y2x4ajBMMIt's still up
>>287810595ch
>>28780990>*unzips dicks*>>28781011>*chokes on your dicks*>>28781052>*cums down your throat**put on my wizard hat and robe*
>>28781081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg
Streamable won't let me crop shit. Wat do?
>>28780995Holy based me
Is this the HoloTwitch thread?
Schizoposter, I need your mildest narratives.
>>28781003To be fair, that was probably Ame's first interaction with Haachama and none of them were willing to open up at that time. I'm assuming both of them are introverted.
>>28780990>>28781011>>28781052>>28781084>>28781090
>>28781083angry hatless Ame is cute Ame
Why are you like this?
>>28781083it's still shit for not using her actual audio
Is Kiara still in Japan?
>>28781051Polka will only let Mori into her home, and Kiara's got rrats at her place.Should have just gotten permissions for Viscera Cleanup Detail for the lulz
PISSING ANAL SEX WITH POLKA
does amelia have a boyfriend? not that i care.
>>28781107Kiara met huke's wife once
I'm pretty sure theres a rule against ERPing in a /hlgg/ thread
>>28781119yes
>>28781119did the rrats in her house not make that abundantly clear?
>>28781107Kiara and Mori are good friends IRL.
>>28781122she has a girlfriend
>>28781122she has me
>>28781083Y..Youtube!?!?!
>>28780690>Knock Knock>Who's there?>UPS>UPS who?>BIG UPS
>>28780869https://streamable.com/e9oskx
I’m listening to rushia’s superchat read and I can’t understand shit, but her voice... it must be the same way I feel hearing mori talk. That sweet honey coco butter in my ear whole. She does it really well . I can tell why she gets so many supas
Damn, Friend is really good at this game.
>>28781112Because I fucked your mom last night
>>28781122no, lole
>>28780541>>>/d/9373798
>>28781139kek
>>28781083There are a bunch of Nips that upload straight up mmd porn on youtube for some unholy reason. They usually get away with it due to low viewer count.>>28781137Saw it on iwara too the other day.
>>28781109I took me a while but yes Haachama is an introvert
>>28781143OHNONONONONONONNONO
>>28781107Mori had sex exactly 2 times in her life but never been in a relationship.
Fell asleep shortly after GurIna's guerilla stream. How was it? Why did Ina leave early?
post some morishe's cute
>>28780797I'd like to hear your alternate explanation for why all three hosts of a podcast that recently got into vtubers just randomly decided to copy Mori's vague tweet about her having had a good day today.
>>28781152nice damage control ame
>>28781051Polka values her trash cans too much
Haachama salt is so fucking cute
>>28781150But my mom is dead
>>28781151>>28781152how does this always fit?
>>28781152
>3 weeks complaining about a podcast that isn't out yet>2 hours for some anons to actually watch the podcast>1 week shitposting about the podcast existing>One month of /hlgg/ being retards about something completely minor that won't even affect them or the quality of Mori's streamsTime for the meds dropoff
>>28781152Tell me the truth, Ame
>>28781145>Mori's voice>honey coco butterwhat kind of honey coco butter are you eating, anon?
>>28781107Fubuki voted for trump
>haven't watched any of the holos all week>check the schedule>see the kiara x polka collab
>>28781109>I'm assuming both of them are introverted.Why would you have to assume well-known facts?
>>28781165
>>28781181Because it's not hard to manufacture.
>>28781053No, what happened to it?
>>28781161>not in a relationship>sexWomen it have so easy.
>>28781129>>28781130Aight I'll probably pay her a visit before she leaves
>>2878112He only exists once you observe him.
>>28781161Why the fuck do all the Holos Live2D models have such nice fucking eyes?
>>28781083This isn't that big of a ...>channel thumbnailOh.
https://poal.me/nco3bqhttps://poal.me/nco3bqhttps://poal.me/nco3bq
>>28781184only if you let me suck the meds from your fat tits while you jerk me off mori
>>28781107Marine will, at the very least, touch Kiara's ass when they do the sleepover
>>28781201I'm sure you can guess how it ended!
I've been away from HL all week because of work, what stream has been the best for the week to start off my vod watching spree.
>>28781152Ame....
>>28781145NO, ANON. DON'T LISTEN TO THAT SIREN. SHE'LL PUT YOU UNDER HER SPELL IN MERE MINUTES.
>>28781211I'd have to subscribe first
>>28781201her ass destroyed it, just like it would destroy your face if she sat on it
>>28781184screen capped for hindsight posting
>>28781191She has a great voice the fuck you mean? I mean her more cutesy voice mostly though, I know her range and deep side too but it’s still nice
>>28781107You cannot handle my mildest narratives gosling. My narratives are only for the weakest and you are clearly not of the weakest you are clearly of the strongest.
>>28781152Ame...
>>28781205make sure to smell her cunt bro
>>28781219A Way Out VOD
>>28781219a way out ame/gura collab is certified kino. watch it now.
>>28781107The JPs can tell Kiara is a pervert and Mori is a dork but they play along for laughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg>a phoenix and...a phoenix?holy fuck she knows
>>28781211I've never been subscribed to her in my life.
>>28781210that's a cute hat on her
>>28781219>>28781083
>>28781165the face of a childhood friend who will come over to your house, excuse herself to the bathroom, then go through your clothes hamper to huff your worn boxer-briefs
>>28781199
>>28781145Run for the fucking hills, now. Once she has enraptured your soul, there is no coming back.
>>28780864Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi
>>28781234>>28781233Alright, thanks friends!
>>28781211no because i'm not subbed
>>28781208They are the window to the soul
>>28781107Mori's already broken something in her new place, and tried to fix it with duct tape, which made it worse.>>28781161That's not a mild narrative, that's a sad narrative.
>>28781239polka will be reborn into hololive en gen 1.5
Deadbeats, when did you fall in love with this dork? Do you remember the exact moment?
>>28780733>>People still think couple anituber retards mimicking Mori's tweet means that they filmed a collab.>How long time has to pass before they realise the anitubers were just being trendsurfing faggots?People like you still don't do their archive reps.
>>28781211to be honest I am not subscribed to her, not because I hate her but because I don't care
>>28781231I'm surprised she doesn't just copy her homework from school and give it to the JP girls
Holy shit FBK really is an elite gamer
>>28781221She just sung happy birthday.. with some effects filter...? It was really cute
>>28781239there is an okayu and pekora clip talking about polka being a phoenix that existed months before anyone knew of kiara, and kiara herself talked about that clip before. it's honestly the first thing i expected a polkiara collab to address
>>28781227god can you imagine
>>28781211Imagine being this fragile and dropping your favorite because she does a collab with someone.
>>28781271the painful attempt to open a beer bottle had me dying of laughter
>>28781271Probably shortly around her first membership streams.t.tier 3 deadbeat simp
>Ame is playing at 720p>the game looks jaggy as shit>it looks fine to herIsn't she supposed to be tech-savvy?
>>28781075Where is that from?
>>28781271I haven't shes my bro and that's the end of it
I'M LISTENING TO PODCAST'S RIGHT NOW BUT ITS TOO LONG. I WANT TO VET IT FIRST IF IT CONTAINS ANY BIG YAB. NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SHARE IT.
>>28781290Hot
>>28781107Ame is beginning to hate minecraft
>>28781239anon, you gotta stop consuming these narratives
>>28781143FUCK
>>28781290I wonder which Holo would enjoy this gory as fuck show?
>>28781280She did so with Marine ;^}
>>28781286Your posts remind me of back when I first got into Holos and watching a Rushia clip for the first time, somehow she instantly became one of my favorites. It was weird how fast I liked her but I never really caught too many of her streams and the infatuation wore off rather quickly. But then I hear about how she's got all these paypigs and how popular she is. It's just a funny thought that maybe she really does have some kind of magic.
>friend doesnt react at all when ghost try and spook her
>>28781305Her PC is mediocre and her internet is dogshit.
>>28781320based h4xorbro
>>28781339My friendwife is very brave!
>>28781305According to steam, something like 25% of its users still use 720p.
>>28780520Why isn't the protein game on her channel anymore?
>>28781161This is likely true. There's no way she's a virgin but she is undoubtable very inexperienced.
>>28781271The autism from the first track stream made me fall so hard, that i made a greentext and coupon based on it.
>>28781343he's here
>Polka x Kiara collab>less than 1k waitingI getting concerned now.
>>28781343joseph actually earning his e-fame for once
>>28781145Personally I prefer FBK, rushia screams too much, funny arknights fox brings me a slight grin and I don't want any more emotion than that.
>>28781320Just flip a coin.
>>28781343we should stop giving him attention now that it's leaked but that's actually pretty good
>A Way Out is on sale on Steam right nowNarratives?
>>28781343Unironically based.
>>28781372bro......
>>28781343What is the narrative here?
haachama is streaming support hololive en gen 0!
>>28781372what a sad existence I am
>>28781343who's lyger and why does he keep getting posted here
>>28781271I honestly can't tell. I have to pull back every time because that's not a way to live.
>>28781343Context?
>>28781343Holy fucking based
>>28781305Most people dont have the monthly bandwidth to support sustained 1080p stream reliably. She could also be just down sizing the stream before it gets sent out and it's 1080p on her visual end.
>>28781339Seems like she's more invested in the ghost hunting aspect of the game rather than the scares now.
>>28781372anon your cleaning reps....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzB-WcrLBwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzB-WcrLBwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzB-WcrLBwPosting to let my fellow Teachads know we're going to have a members-only listenalong soon and also to let Amelia know that this shit is on unlisted (Just in case SHE'S HERE)
>>28781376Did you think the big numbers on her collabs were anything more than hype? The novelty is going to wear off pretty quick since she keeps trying to pump them out so fast.
>>28781358current narrative is the Taiwan flag that popped uphttps://files.catbox.moe/pkt8ky.mp4
>>28781343This is not related to hololive global and it's trolling and off-topic. Well meido, will you do your job?
>>28781271The Live Again song release party was the start, the live concert removed all exits, and the close-ups during the second track-making stream were the killing blow. Mori wore down all my defenses over a prolonged period of time. I just really like earnest girls, y'know? Girls who try their hardest and yeah, sometimes things don't work out how they planned, but they're giving it their best shot to make it work and that speaks to me.
>>28781343holy basedcalling out his bullshit lmao
>>28781392Festivals white knight.
>>28781358T**wan flag on the leaderboard
>>28781343This sounds based but what’s the context
>>28781184Does she even do interesting stuff?
>>28781343>unitybro only wants the positivity and educated people in politicsbased
>>28781385gura is another sseth alter ego
>>28781376Its not showing up in the subscriptions.
>>28781338She knows how to read supas with a genuine passion and gives attention to them. It’s definitely a skill too like, even if it’s fake it feels really good to be acknowledged by a streamer like this.I’d say people shit a lot on mori for doing this too but it really works. I think out of every holo EN mori and Kiara give the most attention to their chat, it helps their the less popular ones too i guess. Plus her cutesy voice help a lot too obviously
>>28781239What the fuck is going on in Kiara's pre-stream chats? Do these people have nothing better to do? They're giving me the creeps
You can delete 1 Holo from existence, who do you pick?
>>28781271Felt the infatuation during debut but I fell pretty hard around her second video when I realized the dorkiness was real.
>>28781398unironically have to replay Soundless a few times occasionally to keep myself in check
>>28781392Matsuri's gachikoi stalker
>>28781343>tfw there are people who were labeling based Joseph as HoloEN's L*ger
>>28781406i got it from twitter...
>>28781372>that MatsurikekDo your cleaning reps anon.
>>28781436SEX.
>>28781376Look at what time it is? Also Polka is streaming right now so no traffic from Polka's end either.
>>28781343Based for keeping hololive politics-free
>>28781414You sound like a whiny bitch.
>>28781436Hitomi Chris
>>28781372If that artist put 1/100 of the time he dedicates to his art, he would be working in a much healthier environment
>>28781343how is it possible to be this BASED?
>>28781434She told them to practice finishing each others sentences. Because everyone in KFP must be singleminded. Her words.
>>28781372kek, this is a taiwanese dude isn't it
>>28781436Moona, she scares me.
>>28781296>>28781313>>28781398based>>28781304>>28781365>>28781416>>28781442cringe and gay
>>28781436Your oshi
>>28781436Aloe, so people won't know the pain of loss.
>>28781392Hes also a mod
>>28781343>Hololive(TM) chat moderator talking about politicsyablyger suspension when?
>>28781271I think the last time I watch her she played Doom and missed the big green markers (and the game telling her to use armor).Does she even do stuff?
>>28781083Damn, this account has been uploading mmd porn non stop for a month.
>>28781399Lyger /pol/fagging and people do not like that because he's supposed to be Matsuri's best translator.
>>28781343Yeah, I'm thinking Josephposting is back.
Why isn't Friend getting attacked?
>>28781436Ayame
>>28781483Immediately hopefully.
>>28781372
>>28781483As long as he doesn't bring up the dreaded T word then he is safe
today I will remind them
>>28781469Tenchou wants unity
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbMV64PmPU&ab_channel=PolkaCh.%E5%B0%BE%E4%B8%B8%E3%83%9D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%ABEarly Christmas faggots.
>>28781495Friend is crazy fucking good at phasmophobi apparently, she has truly earned the title of "gamer"
>>28781486no, not really. Shes just her
>>28781509Based
>>28781416that's a really long way to say "i like her because she has big tits"
>>28781486Mori having any interesting game streams ever.... Just face it and accept that solo game streams are not her thing.
>>28781480I regret nothing
>>28781372>air conditioner and a fan in one roomThat's so fucking unnecessary
>>28781469
>>28781513PADORU PADORU
>>28781343Holy based.
>>28781524I also like her breasts, but the woman the breasts are attached to is very attractive to me.
>>28781525rrat
>>28781525Mad rat dad was her best solo game work. Carried pretty hard by the soundtrack though
>>28781434The nonbeliever always considers the true follower strange.
>>28781469I stand by KFP being an actual real cult.
>>28781422>>28781413that's hilarious in a sad way.
>>28781376It's not listed on her channel. The only way you'd be able to get in is through the link on Kiara's twitter.Also, Polka's fans are watching Polka's stream. Or realising that there was a guerilla 3 person phasmophobia collab and watching that.
>>28781509Kneeled
>>28781525She literally had a great one not even 24 hours ago, I swear to god I hate you deadhour niggers who don't even pretend to watch any holo's videos.
>>28781492Oh damn, thats pretty based
>>28780949kusa, see >>28781143 and take some meds deadweight
>>28781525https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1324541240524697600?s=19
>>28781107Ina is probably tryharding her Japanese as we speak. By the end of the year she will be N2, if she isn't already.
>>28781480You can't hide what's inside anon.
>>28781516Yeah, she might have fluffed up this last one but she's way too good at the games she likes.
>>28781509fucking based
>>28781535please understand, korean bro just really wants to die
>>28781143deadbraps will never, ever recover from this once it happens
>>28781546But we don't even have cult in our name
>>28781565wonder how she feels betraying her ancestry
Why are you sus?
I'm glad my oshi is based.
I wonder if anyone finds Ame relatable
>>28781109>I know you speak english you Aussie retard stop pretending I can't understand what the fuck you are saying> Whots can I say mate, I am a bit of a cunt
>>28781584That's the real irony. Tentacult has nothing on KFP.
>>28781525You think we watch her play games for the gameplay?
>>28781568She's just doing her Phasmo reps just to carry her collab mates the next time they do a collab.
KFP cultists are all Karibu plants trying to drive attention away from the moose corrupting Canada
Why is Youtube showing me this ad?
>>28781586She'd be the last person to care about that
Did, uhhh Kiara's collab get pushed back an hour?
>>28781559>She literally had a great one not even 24 hours ago, I swear to god I hate you deadhour niggers who don't even pretend to watch any holo's videos.She just lost me. Why should I watch a talk-stream, SC-reading or some Kusoge out of nowhere? Good thing she has at least a MC-stream this weekend.Mori should just do some Solo-Minecraft combined with Just Talking.
>>28781609Because you don't use adblockers or don't have YouTube Premium.
>>28781609The real question is why are you watching ads?
>>28781609install adblock nigga
>>28781385I would not be surprised if there are machine learning algos that find viral videos/streamers/what have you and automatically flag the game for a sale
>>28781618i don't think so
>>28781592I wonder if you're desperate for (you)'s
>>28781592I did before pic related ruined everything
>>28781626Which one is good?
>>28781143I like gigguk
>>28781621Go back twitchfaggot
>>28781592Is this your first time here?
>>28781609nigga its 2020 use an adblocker
>>28781525I wish she could get that Bloodborne permission so she could show how she's (self proclaimed) good at the game.
>>28781630I am.
Why does Mori participating in some literally who podcast sends resident schizos into a seething rage?
>>28781586she's canadian
>>28781559Being carried by others in a collab stream does not count. I'm talking about her solo game streams. You can tell by her voice that she is never really excited when doing a gaming stream. Not in the way she is in her other stream where she is doing music stuff. Just telling the truth here senpai. Stay mad.
>>28781631I'll never look at the humanity sprite the same way again
>>28781597>Haha KFP is the real cult. > Meanwhile there is a thousand takodachis drawing circles in a piece of paper so hard they don't even have time to shitpost. Dunno dude.
>>28781628valve might do this, but i would bet it's the devs themselves putting it up on sale because they were notified by cover contacting them for permissions
>>28781634Lol nigger I'm actually looking forward to it.
>>28781343Damn, Joseph is going hard on him.
>>28781640Either that or Metal Gear Rising or Castlevania.
>>28781642Boring life, please understand.
>>28781634Of course you do.
>>28781634It's okay, I had shit taste and was retarded too in the past.
>>28781609what? what skills is this suppose to teach you
>>28781540That's a faggot meme, only used by faggots. Please stop.
>>28781481much love anon
>>28781143Any last words deadbraps?
>>28781651takos aren't a cult they just have hidden anger issues it's fine though because angry takos look cute
>>28781376>>28781553It's on the video-tab under "Upcoming Livestreams".
>>28781642Anitubers bad. It’ll bring more normies here. Tourist attention. Etc etc. toxic fanbase. Basically nothing. This shits already infected with cancer, just look at guras chat
>>28781642they're not literaly whos and that's the problem but /hlgg/ is already like half composed of ironic weebs and newfags so
>>28780499Cigarettes.
>protein not up>a phasmaphobia streamwhat even
let me get this right, you guys care that these girls have boyfriends? arent you all taking this a bit too seriously...
>>28781663>posted by the sharkfag
>>28781634>>28781653good bait
>>28781642They trawled through six years of her tweets and her entire discography to get pictures of her tits and circumstantial evidence that she's never had sex, and the first collab she goes and does is getting gangbanged by three ugly weeb men
>>28781649Nobody is talking about the collab, retard.
>>28781636You know what I mean. This isn't Twitch.
>>28781656he's the fucking patron saint of hololive holy shit
>>28781676>they're not literaly whosLiterally never heard of them before autists here brought them up
>>28781656Too bad lyger is just going to get defensive and not realize the guy is actually trying to help him.
>>28781663Fubuki joined reddit, anon.
>>28781343holy fucking based and checked
>>28781682No...
>>28781585>>28781671Wheres your ayame avatar?
>>28781692And?
>>28781656joseph is fucking pissed
>>28781656Damn, Joseph is going to get lyger kicked from being Matsuri's moderator.
>>28781663I absolutely agree, chumbud. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQI5XHqkUzQ
>>28781656>Joseph doesn't talk politics cause he knows people follow him for the sweet supportive English comments he makes to Japanese tweets that he Google translated
>>28781674I don't like Mori, I just don't pay attention to whatever bullshit she's doing. unfortunately the fans in here make that hard with how obnoxious they are.BUT, anituber audience has already known about vtubers for a long time. We're already known by the greater anime community
>>28781662The ad showed that lesson no. 20 is the right timing to donate (superchat). lmao
>>28781656Joseph is right and Lyger is being a whiny bitch
>>28781621I cannot wait for Ame to burn herself out on MC so she can drop it and the rest of EN can stop pretending to care about. Minecraft autists are subhumans
>>28781656 i agree with Lyger
>>28781656Twitter e-celeb fights are NOT Holo Global related. Why is this still allowed to be here?
They're literally training their cultist chanting in preparation for the stream. Someone needs to stop the KFP
>>28781343I refuse that a person as pure as him still exist in a super urbanized landscape that is the modern world
>>28780676I want to hold hands and cuddle with Mori
>>28781689idolfags getting filtered is a good thing, stop exagerrating
>>28781703>And?That means they're literally whosAre you retarded or something?
>>28781656WTF I LOVE JOSEPH
>>28781656FUCKING BASED
>>28781642Cause the literal whos she might collab with have a fanbase full of brick-brained spastics that think "I love Emilia" is top tier humour. The more mainstream Hololive becomes, the more retards it attracts, which means the more likely it is to all go to shit. It's already bad enough but god damn it could get so much worse.
>>28781656l*ger being cucked by Joseph art when?
>>28781721Only if you want him too loose all his privilages.
>>28781702He can't use it anymore without being called out, so he (and his copycats) dropped it
>>28781712Exactly, It’s nothing new at this point . We still gonna have unreadable threads for a few days so buckle up I guess
>>28780676Only romantic fantasies.
>>28781731Just because you don't know shit doesn't mean anything.
>>28781651Tentacult is secret societyKFP is the Waco cult
>>28781679You missed it all.
>>28781707kek that nigga got btfo
When will Kiara do her german bedtime stories?
>>28781343Based UNITY
>>28781543>>28781598>>28781543>>28781543>>28781564>>28781564LOL stay mad Mori simps. You know it's the truth when you guys get this mad over a bait post.
https://youtu.be/2JQL_9OJKssThis game's music is "lit" as f-word, yo.
>>28781707The fuck? Why does she sound so similar to Gura?
Why are they touring a minecraft sever that hasn't even existed for two months and only been worked on by 4 people
>>28781733Anon asked why there was a seething rage, I explained why there was a seething rage, I don't care about idolfags or about the anti-idolfags, they both seem equally annoying to me
>>28781756>make baitpost>peope re
what a tweeeeeeeeeest
>>28781756>LOLPlease go back
>>28781712Do your archive-reps.
>>28781721Nah, lyger is very blatantly in the wrong. It's like those artists who do nothing but retweet pictures of their gacha pulls or what they're eating: nobody is following you for that shit, so stop ruining my feed with your garbage that's completely unrelated to the main point of your account.>but it's my account and I can do whatever I want on itThen people have the right to use their account to call you a tremendous faggot. It's a two-way street.
>>28781752Wouldn't it be Austrian bed time stories?
>>28781634Gigguk is as inoffensive as it gets, what gigguk represents on the other hand is the genesis of ironic weebs who've ruined everything forever. For that he won't be forgiven. The aftermath of this podcast will be legendary though
>>28781760Just a coincidence
>>28781694Lyger rhymes with nigger, so of course he's not listening.
>>28781618Nah it was like this on the schedule, only Mario was this time.
>>28780464no off-collab then, huhguess bird will have to quench her thirst elsewhere today
>>28781761you begged them to collab and now they're collabing. shut the fuck up and eat your food
>>28781746Just because you know some literally who ecelebs doesn't mean anything.Go back>>>/r/eddit
>>28781343What the fuck, this guy is actually based
>>28781679Gura got cornered in the showers by multiple glistening musclehead CHADS and squealed the horniest squeals we've ever heard from her while they spitroasted her for over an hourGura really really enjoys chasing games
>>28781773LMAO
>>28781721Me too, he should talk about politics way more.
>>28781766don't see anyone "angry" about it, the Mori idolfags cant survive in these threads
>>28781727Don't resist. You can't stop it.
>>28781777same thing really but yeah I've listened to this one 8 minute video for 4 years to fall asleep and I'm hoping Kiara can replace that
Why the fuck is the Clown still playing ARK?
>>28781758What was the reason she couldn't play the game beyond a certain level?
>>28781721I would agree with him if his "personal" account doesn't have the same fucking name as his "translator" account, but he's too retarded to realize that.
Woah, chileans are getting uppity again. What a bunch of jokers.
>>28781679>He missed it
>>28781797
>>28781682No. According to that post the thing people care about is:>1. Not getting her having a BF rubbed in our face.>2. More important: Not having her tell us to our face how happy she is with her boyfriend.That's it. She can do whatever she wants in her private life.
>>28781796>she probably played tag a lot as a kid>some kid was probably able to grope her several times>it developed into a fetish
>>28781727It's already too late, anon.
>>28781737>god damn it could get so much worse.Worse than this threads? Doubt it.
>>28781656why are translators like this?
>>28781776about what nigger
>>28781779capped for hindsight posting, tomorrow will be fun, maybe
>>28781656It's sad that Lyger's cocksucksers would just defend this when he's really in the wrong.
>>28781343>>28781656The unityposts were one thing, but this, this is undeniably based.
>>28781737If gura's normie fanbase hasn't already ruined things, I don't know how this will
>>28781808Something about the publisher or dev asking streamers to not go past a certain point.
>>28781785I didn't beg for anything. Why not take Kiara over to the JP server if they want to do this.
>>28781760Why would they sound so similar?
>>28781727That's not a cult, that's just normal American practice.
>>28781656God, there are so many twitter accounts that are committed to a specific gimmick that suddenly break rank to spew political shit. It's so tiresome.
>>28781727>the business was actually just a front for a cultJust like my chinese cartoons!
GG Xrd permissions confirmed for those that weren't aware. Mori GG stream when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ull7T2w4grE
>>28781727Have you seen the color of her eyes?Ina warned us about it, but it's too lateHEIL KIARA
>>28781725One's an official mod for a hololive girl, there's a bit of connection at the least
>>28781773Make me.
>>28781824I'm a psychotic commie and I think he is retarded, I have no idea who he thinks he can convince or what he's doing besides spreading miserable shit around
What happened to Moving Out? Is Polka too much of a pussy to let a bisexual cult leader into her house? Their MC server is too fresh to let anyone in, there is nothing to show off. This is an awful choice for a first collab, and I don't know who to blame here. They could've played anything else, I don't know, fucking Goof Troop on SNES.
>people hate anime youtubers and faggots like them>deadbeats say that its idolfags that are seething over this???
Fuck you pay me
>>28781812what happened on stream when this was posted?
>>28781820inflated sense of worth.see /hlg/
>>28781857thanks Coco
Is someone gonna tell Polka she has a collab?
>>28781656I didnt understand the hate for Lygers but now I do. He's acting like a total faggot.
>>28781872gurame d/c
>>28781857She doesn't want to embarrass herself like that. She claims she needs to get a new stick first.
>>28781863He have a fanbase around him that always thinks that he is right and worships him like a saint
>>28781816it's actually a crime that she hasn't gone camping. if she enjoys hide and seek / being chased as a low-level "hunted down and raped" simulation, she would absolutely love camping as a low-level "kidnapped by enemy tribe and raped" simulation
>>28781858>HEIL KIARANo it's Viva La Kiara no need to steal from a failed Austrian Artist when when we have our successful tenchou to look towards
>>28781846>>28781714That IS his personal account
>>28781857Mori needs to get a new fight stick please understand
>>28781864clown must protect her virginity please understand
>>28781880>the real reason polka said no to the offcollab was because she wanted to play ARK until the last minute
>>28781866Blame some of the unicorns/falseflaggers that keep bringing up that angle.
>>28781752Maybe the uploaded video this WE will be the first?
>>28781656he's actually right, hololive wants absolutely nothing to do with politics, and his "personal account" is the same exact name as his translation account for fucks sake
>>28781796>>28781812why did it get youtube'd
>>28781891And he's using the SAME fucking name, and he could get into trouble due to misunderstanding.
>>28781891Proof?
>>28781857>not even 800 viewersholostars bros...
>>28781866are they? I know "Deadbeats X" posting is coming back but I'm not even sure what group is mad for what reason
>>28781656Report him to Cover.
>>28781760>The fuck? Why does she sound so similar to Gura?Human voices are not that unique in some height-ranges.
>>28781733What are you people even talking about? Have you ever seen an actual idol before? A podcast with some mildly popular hosts is not an issue an idolfag would complain about. One thing idolfags definitely don't do is gatekeep their oshi from wider audience. Getting them as popular as possible is the goal of the entire operation. Stop misusing words idol and idolfag.
>>28781656Yeah, it's impossible to get through this guy
>>28781656>NOOOOOO U CAN'T CRITICIZE BASED ORANGE MAN ON TWITTER FUCKING LIBS WAAHWAAHHWhy are drumpftards like this? Keep copeing.
>make a social media account specifically for X, whatever X is>build a following who are only interested in you because of X>once you reach a certain number of followers, start ramming political garbage down their throatsEvery fucking time.
>>28781910T controversy.
>fell asleep because stress>missed impromptu phascollab last nightfuck me dude, was it good?
>>28781912I didn't even know this guy before today, looked him up on twitter and he has one transtlation account and the other one that was posted
>>28781632try ublock origin
>>28781926Just gimme link already. I'm too much of a boomer to navigate twitter.
>>28781916Who else would be trying to defend Mori to this extent?
>>28781891Go away, Lyger
I missed Ina's surprise collab. Pain tako.
>>28781651>drawing circles in a piece of paper so hard they don't even have time to shitpost.Joke's on you I can do both, but note that my circles are too strong for your average fan
>>28781891and nobody's following it to see you post about politics, lyger. stick to your fucking job as a translator or shut up
>>28781910Taiwan flag
>>28781866How can you hate anime youtubers but like Hololive? It's practically the same shit
>>28781910>NarrativeA taiwan flag showed up in the stream so to be safe Gura privated it.>Gura's versionYoutube demonetized it because of the oiled up half naked muscular men.
>>28781806ARK is like crack to anyone that starts playing it. No idea why.
>>28781929Just make a new account lyger
>>28781945Not really but the threads were fun
>>28781945yes
>>28781945No
>>28781965>How can you hate anime youtubers but like Hololive? It's practically the same shityou what
>>28781965Wrong you fucking newfag nigger, go back to wherever you came from
>>28781817>Anon wasn't there before Coco's debutTrust me, things are already a whole lot fucking worse than they used to be. Even /hlgg/ has changed a fair bit over the couple of months it's been here. Another massive influx of normies will make everything far worse than it already is.>>28781833Gura's fanbase is already ruining things though, and converting Mori's fanbase into a second hive mind of normies will only worsen that.
RIP is only 70k views away from being the most viewed solo Hololive vid
>>28781656
>>28781948https://twitter.com/lyger_0/status/1324641509556117507
>>28781965Great bait
>>28781989>>28781990Cope
Ina is not for sexual
>>28781815Would also add>not fucking for connections, money, or promotion easy example would be if Mori did fuck one of the e-celebs so they would shill her (not like she really needs it)
>>28781950counterpoint. Who else is trying to make a big deal out of this?
>>28781970>Youtube demonetized it because of the oiled up half naked muscular men.Gura must not think very highly of her audience if she thinks they're stupid enough to fall for this.
>>28781926You cannot get through to people when it comes to politics. They see it as a grand crusade and if you go against them in any way you are the enemy and every bridge will be burnt.
>>28781938wrong Gura said it wasnt because of that
All of you shut the fuck up about twittershit and post Gura's fat fuckin ass.
>>28781993It’s ok no one that comes will withstand the force of our boys cringe/autism anyway.
>>28781331Obviously Gura and Ame.
>>28781970Why would she private a stream just because it was demonetized?
>>28782015Du yu rlly?
>>28781993>normiesSpotted the nigger normalfag. Kill yourself back to red*it
>>28782011Her excuses have worked in the past I bet they still think baby shark isn't sung because of copywrite and not because it's a shitty fucking meme
>>28782011>Gura must not think very highly of her audienceNobody does.
>>28782005anitubers whose job it is to fucking leech off content and tell retarded zoomers what to think is not the same as larping anime girls retarded zoomer.Please go back.
>>28781821About the topic at hand of course.
>>28781990Retard
>>28781999Neat. I'm happy for Mori, though I think Live Again deserves to be her most viewed song.
>>28782006It's inevitable.
>>28782005Not an argument
>>28782009Well, it's pretty dumb no matter how you look at it, and with how this thread reacts to the smallest of things (Amelia's poll) it's expected.
>>28781480I have 0 regrets
>>28781993>Gura's fanbase is already ruining things thoughHow? What would you define as "ruining things", and why should anybody give a fuck about your personal criteria for that?
>>28782037why should I not believe Gura?
>>28781656I kneel. So what's the link to make a report to Cover?
>>28782044>>28782011Gura is unironically mentally incapacitated. She means what she says
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28781656/hlg/ is siding with Lyger. The absolute state of that thread.
listening to ツクリバナシ as Mori stays up for 48 hours was pretty funny
>>28781910Gura said some pretty YAB thing during the stream.Something about wanting to call Watson so she can watch her drain the protein dry from all the musclemen in the gym.
>>28782011I'd believe it. Youtube is so fucking stupid that they blocked Korone's stream because of the thumbnail even though it was completely fine.
>Gura doesn't care much about her audience believing the "Youtube-kun thought the oiled up muscular men were too sensitive" lie, she just wanted an excuse to talk about the oiled-up muscular men again
>rushia gives kisses and says i love you to superchatswhen will we get real GFE for EN bros?
>>28782065https://cover-corp.com/report/it's on moonrunes
>>28781929Even if I technically agree, that's not the point retard. The point is, it's off topic and damages Hololive's image because politics is toxic and brings nothing but negativity.Good luck with the ban though.
>>28782071It's filled with sjw trannies so it's not surprising.
Gura has said a variation of parkour 179 times so far
>>28781482wait what?
>>28782071For real? Fucking kek
>>28782076Nice try Enma.
>/hlgg/, newfag and crossboarder central, taking the moral highground over "normie weebs"Laughing my fucking ass off
>can't have off-collab with Polka because her place is too much of a disgusting mess to have guests over>having shitty Minecraft collab insteadThanks clown cunt
Mori is so cutepost more Mori
>>28782050I do like Live again more from music standpoint, but I do believe RIP was the moment that flipped the most people's opinion on HoloEN not being a disaster or a HoloID tier thingso in a symbolic manner, it kinda deserves that spot
>>28782085without it feeling obviously manipulated? never
>>28782074i half wonder if she enjoyed herself a bit too much and later felt like her lustful side was leaking a bit too much, and privated it out of shame. would explain why she went with the "youtube-kun thought it was sensitive" lie, in reality SHE thought it was too sensitive
>>28782071/hlg/ degraded hard. Wont be surprised if some of people in there are his blind followers
>>28782011Youtube algorithms are legit retarded though. It is an actual possibility, though the Taiwanese flag theory is more probable.
>>28782085Kiara
>>28781165I like this gif.
>>28782073Astronaut is overrated, Strange Fiction is objectively the best album
>>28782102Who the fuck are you quoting?
>>28782012>Rule 8. Never let up pressure....Will we get a Cesar in the future? Or will it just break apart?
>>28782071of course they do, lyger literally fucks dogs.
>>28781999Let's also not forget it's an original song too. Other Holo's have high views but there covers
>>28782006why do i get hard then
>>28782102yeah I want the newfags and crossboarders like you to neck themselves too faggot
>>28782085Kiara is the closestshe's slutty gyaru gfe tho
>>28782076You think maybe it's just antis mass reporting them, Enma?
>>28782104should've just had the offcollab in her clown cunt to begin with, kiara wouldn't mind
>>28782074I need a clip bro
>>28780488what do you need to do to be a mod on a holo's channel? be famous?
>>28782006>has the sluttiest design off all holos>not for sexualOgey
>>28782006wrong, outwardly pure and wholesome girls are always huge perverts
>>28781960hello takobro, I am going insane and I need your finest circles
>>28780690How many tickles does it take to make Ina laugh?Ten tickles
>Polka and Kiara share their affection for Mori and build her a proper home
>tfw missed all yesterday streams due to sleep and workIn what order would you recommend to watch the VODs?
Anyone else bothered that Gura play phasmaphobia off stream with non holo members?
Why do people claim Gura lied?
>>28782105If I was like halfway decentI think I'd realize the right advice I need is"Wake up, wake up, wake up!"Cuz life has no ideal pieces :}
>>28782138no, just fuck a holo
>>28782121it's doubly funny since music doesn't even suffer as much from the language barrier debuff because it's... well... musicso it ain't even much of 'look how much bigger the anglosphere is'
>>28782157Are you retarded?
Bros... I want a Mori of my own...
Bros, I don't like this narrative the Polka is living in filth... It feeds the depression narrative...
>>28782132Maybe someone in the thread recorded the whole stream, but you can see the reaction after she said the thing if you go into the archived thread when she was streaming and read the reaction.
>>28782109
>>28782157>NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDSSeek help.
>>28782157>with non holo members?proof it was with non holos?
>>28782155I can actually see this happenIt'd be a nice surprise for Mori when she logs in for the collab
even though gura herself doesn't need it, she will never be able to collab with anyone outside of EN because her collaborators will be seen as leeches and disgraceful for riding her popularity, a stigma that no collaborator wants.
>>28782157No, I'm bothered that nobody's having sex with me right now.
>>28782168Do your reps and stop coming here
>>28782007She wouldn't need to anything if one of those three were inviting her on the off-chance that they MIGHT be able to get in her pants in the future. Which is probably the case.
>>28782174>narrative
>>28782157it was on klaius' stream
>>28782155that'd be a super cute moment and I would really like to see our boy finally accept charity from her friends without beating herself over itI think she's ready for it now, after Cursed Night release
>>28782132Someone put the whole stream on youtube already go find it
>>28782168is a Gura gf achievable natty?
>>28782105Bless this artist so much, I always like looking at this bonus sketch they attached.
>>28782059>Whenever Gura's streams end her viewers will talk about her in other streams and mention her when they shouldn't, even in non-hololive related streams with indies or nijis>Attracts more twitch viewers that treat the chat as a place to pointlessly spam, runing the identity of chat and destroying any unique culture it has>More anitubers and desperate youtubers looking for views will see her gaining traction and use her for free views via reaction clips>Potential for more political people to start trying to intervene and police Cover as a whole like how female streamers reacted to the Fubuki and Korone's popularity boom>More retards here creating narratives and doxxingAnd much more. No one cares until it's too late though. It's happened multiple times already.>>28782038(you)
>>28782157
>>28782071Man even /hlgg/ have some of the worst moments but for /hlg/ to stoop so low so fast really is something. Kind a sad in its own way.
>>28782102I am cool with crossboarders. I am not cool however with tourists and newfags.
>>28782157No. I'd prefer she not talk about it, but whatever.
>>28782159It's a pretty obvious and terrible lie but it's no big deal at all.
>people shit on Mori for going to some eceleb podcast>meanwhile Gura collabing with faggoty Twitch whores in a few days is completely fine in /hlgg/ eyesNice double standards, schizos.
>>28782168go to /utg/ then
Not sure what to expect of this Polka collab at this point. Usually Kiara livens up the collabs by talking about meeting / hanging out with the person. There's not really anywhere to go with Polka in that regard since they aren't even meeting up. On the other hand, Minecraft is kind of a blank slate that will let them interact pretty freely so there might be potential for good zatsudan-esque interaction. It's a real fucking tossup.
>>28782155would turn from kuso collab to kino
>>28782181They all still have the same level except Gura. Gura played Asylum more than once, a map not for a solo player.
>>28782181You think she played with the JP, IDs, or Homostars before she played with the ENs?>>28782157No you stupid bitch.
I'm a little surprised that holoEn is still doing weekly collabs with the full crew
>>28782071you're kidding me
>>28782213How is it obvious? I could see youtube getting pissed thinking male nipples were female
>>28782105
>>28782214one is happening, the other isn't
>>28782184daisenpai episode 2
>>28782202>sad catopinion discarded
>>28782214Gura collabed with Belle Delphine, I wouldn't be surprised if her roommates OF would be found.
>>28782071Lol what are you gonna do if that bald faggot posted something you don't like to hear? Are you gonna side with that other faggot if he was right? Shut the fuck up, both threads are shit.
>>28782202Just believe in friend
>>28782202None of those things are exclusive to Gura and have been going on for a long ass time now. You might as well blame Coco, or even Fubuki and Korone for bringing normalfag crowd who don't give a fuck about chat rules.
>>28782214both things are in schizo fantasy zone at least until tomorrow, bro
>>28782232EN is family
>>28782071lol wtf. He was almost universally despised back in February. Hell that nigger was the main culprit for making Matsuri briefly lose her monetization
>>28781656>>28782071How can there be Josephantis in /hlgg/ when he's this undeniably bas- Oh, /hlg/.
>>28782235I mean she manually privated the video immediately after the stream. YouTube didn't take it down. There's a bunch of videos of other people playing that shit on there right now.
>>28782157Ayame did the same on Among Us and no one really was bothered by it
>>28782202>le reddit meme catGo back.
I have a STRONG urge to inspect Amelia's butthole with my dick, if you know what I mean.
Fucking gura's butthole
Post your favorite art of Ame, maybe I missed some good ones
>>28782245go back
>>28780480I don't think the overall average will change radically, but I do think there'll be notice improvement in those doing their eigo reps, to the point of being able to hold rudimentary conversations or with some prep a little deeper on a specific topic limited to the context of a stream, like Korone and her Super Mario Bros playthroughs. (WATER IN THE FIRE, WHY?)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSs9-NDP3E
Holy shit schizos are coming out of the woodworkCrawling out of crevices
I just woke up.what is today's drama?
>>28782237Proofs?
>>28781993Why are you quoting air?EOP clip watching newfags who started following vtubers after Scatman are no better than ironic weebs. Not a single room temperature IQ retard still not speaking Japanese in November 2020 has any right to complain about normalfags and that's 99% of posters in this god forsaken thread.
>>28782275>western art styleStop
>thread slowed to a crawl during peak American election hours>literal proof that the majority of people here are crossboarding /pol/niggers who exist to shit up the thread>but people (retards) are more worried that normalfags are going to 1. find /jp/, 2. find /hlgg/ 3. stick around long enough to become a nuisance>or, better yet, they think Hololive isn't already "mainstream" when random clips on social media get tens of thousands of retweets and shares on a daily basisYour priorities are completely fucked.
>>28782272I wonder which holos would be into anal
>>28782291nigger this is great art, shut the fuck up with your blind elitism
>>28782275
>burgertards wake up>thread goes to shitErrytime
>>28782202you're not necessarily wrong but gura's fans here will get defensive over something she can't really control even if she wanted to
>>28782288Mori got gangbanged by the anime man and whoever those other guys are and the video comes out in a few hours
>>28780539Because three people in HoloEN attempted to do a Moving Out collab, realised they couldn't because it was couch co-op only and NONE of those people mentioned it to Kiara, who planned to do exactly the same thing.
Amelia has the worst design desu, I've seen a bunch of art of unrelated characters that I thought were Amelia and a bunch of Amelia art that didn't really look like her, 0 such cases for other holoEN
>>28782303>>28782288Gura is by far the most into anal
>>28782284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2HnzozHRA
>>28780464Man, all this bitch ever does is try to suck up to the Japanese.
>>28782296You're a fucking moron if you think Hololive is mainstream.
>>28782232they're probably forced to, since they all hate each other except Gura and Amelia
>>28782288ame called gura a nigger on stream, mori stayed awake for 72 hours and left her mic on whilst ripping ass on the toilet grunting heavily and screaming about kiara
>>28782291You will never be Japanese.
>>28782309>no it was SEAnigger primetime
>>28782313Kiara didn't tell the other ENs what her plans were
>>28782214>meanwhile Gura collabing with faggoty Twitch whores in a few days is completely fine in /hlgg/ eyesIt's just one twitch faggot who twitted her and she completely ignored that. This narrative of yours is peak schizo.
>>28782296>>thread slowed to a crawl during peak American election hoursYeah, that removed all credibility /hlgg/ had.
>>28782303>>28782315Did you retards not watch Kiara asking chat how to shove items up her ass
>>28782121Tenkyuu has a lot fo views.
>>28782275I like this one. Looks like the kind of art you'd see in a game of Cluedo.
>>28782275I somewhat edited this with HER face since they both look like elves. Convince me to post it
>>28782165>music doesn't even suffer as much from the language barrier debuffThat's not even remotely true
>>28782304It doesn't make my dick hard.
>>28782257they can't side with someone idolized by /hlgg/so they choose to side with a literal stalking nigger
>>28782335She's a whore who does it for attention, gura takes genuine pleasure.
>>28781727What is this in reference to?
>>28782321Keep telling yourself that your favorite hobby hasn't already been invaded, I'm sure that'll make it true.
>>28782316Let me see you come up with something better
>>28782296They'll just say:>Your'e just a lonly incel.
>>28782319
>>28782071Just checked /hlg/, it's pretty much a split, some agree some don't. But everyone for some reason think joseph is in the wrong.
Make your predictions, did Ame finish the rail offstream or not?
>>28782304Where the fuck did I say that it's objectively bad art when it comes to execution and pure artistic expression? I said that it's shit western art style simply because of the style and said it in a thread, which exists in a board, which is dedicated to people who love eastern and specifically Japanese media.
>>28782313>and NONE of those people mentioned it to Kiara, who planned to do exactly the same thing.Fucking based. I knew that everyone in HoloEn hating k*soto*i wasn't my schizo narrative. Get fucked chicken fags.
But why a Minecraft stream though? I just realized I'm gonna get 3 hours of sleep so I can watch this collab and it's just a minecraft tism stream
>>28782071They have no self-awareness>>28782022
>>28782335Link pls
>>28782340Don't post it.
>>28782071>>28781020
>Ame is still awake and retweeted Kiara's collab announcementWill she make a "Surprise" visit?
>>28782311that narrative is 2 weeks old. Whats todays narrative?
>>28782343Not him but >suffer AS muchYeah, that sounds about right. Music can transcend culture a bit easier than some other mediums.
>>28782369you're too autistic over this, would be funny if the artist is Japanese
Why would Gura lie about why the video was privated instead of just not acknowledge the question? It wasn't even a superchat.
>>28782362Tortilla...
>>28782085>Never watched a Kiara stream
>>28782275I don't have a lot of Ame art saved but I saved this.
>>28782382She'll be in chat
>>28782316Lazy animegirl accessory-syndrome, where the only recognizable feature in a character's design is a hairclip.
>>28782357>if you don't run world-class restaurant you have no right to say anything you ate tasted bad
>>28782388if she said the truth she would anger taiwan. this way it's plausible deniability.
I think the funniest part is how Kiara _began_ her ''ruthless buisnesswoman'' route. She would always attentionwhore spam about how much she loves Pekora, to a point where Pekora would feel uncomfortable and stream during the same hours on purpose, adding that 'she does not want to talk about any of the girls today'. She brought Marine's attention only by her, being a whiny little bitch (back when she only started having pure mental breakdowns on stream and crying about how shitty she is, doing pity-party streams, etc) forcing Marine to come to her and talk to her about it, explaining 'haterz gunn hate'. On any collab she is always overlyforcing herself which really shows, on holoEN she would try to be 'not like ze others' for the sake of attention (game stream), or be obnoxiously loud, talking on top of others (eg snack stream) and now this.She is a holoJP reject and many things really do show how she wishes she was holoJP instead of holoEN, because of how desperately she wants to get those 'numbers'. She really is the only holoEN who actually numberfags and whines.
>>28782321ianon I...
>>28782347It does for me, imagine a blowjob where you pinch her tiny nose so she can't breathe
>>28782071>/hlg/ is siding with Lygerexcept they're not? i see more posts asking about why the fuck he would care when he's not even american
>>28782380why do people on the internet >>28782375 lie so much?
>>28782333Wrong see>>28780865
>>28782388See this is the right answer Gura has no reason to lie and she doesn't have a history of lying.
>>28781392*ahem*Lyger is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with Matsuri's fanbase.>Stalks Matsuri in every account she has>Matsuri at some point asked to please to some fans to at least use other accounts when following her other accounts>He just created an account with the name Lygersub and the same avatar>Responsible for the demonetization of Matsuri's Channel during the shadowban-arc>He tried to solve it but the problem was solved by the quartering in the end(Yes, quarterpounder saved hololive)>Used Matsuri's recent break to attack other Matsurisus, creating a narrative about how other parts of the Matsurisu hate Matsuri's current path and Matsuri is considering her future. It was so bad it forced Matsuri to talk about the actual reason>He made a half-assed apology. As a reminder, he talked about how Translators mustn't make narratives and just translate.>Made the equivalent of I'M CALLING THE CYBERPOLICE when some anon posted a cum tribute to Matsuri using a fake lyger account in the Matsuri hashtag
>>28782401>food analogy
>>28782331Yeah, that was likely the case. Though I'd have thought that both of them doing the same game so close suggested there was some common point of contact.The amusing thing was that Kiara didn't even think there'd be a problem until someone in chat mentioned it to her. She clearly hadn't watched her BFF's attempted playthrough of it.
>>28781694Just like you said...
>>28782304>>28782369Would you fucking say the same if some Japanese artists do similar style?
>>28782404holy shit mein neger, it's time to get a hobby
>>28782355>favorite hobbyI guess it would be videogames but I've been giving gacha games a try. Azur Lane and Girls' Frontline are okay, I never spend a dime on it though. Doom Eternal has been a surprise for me. It may possibly be the best AAA game in the last decade.
>>28782369>>28782387The artist is Taiwanese.
>>28782401>if you have a computer engineering degree you are qualified to talk shit to Terry
>>28782387It doesn't matter if it's Araki himself. It's not the ethnicity of the artist that makes a drawing western or eastern, it's the style and execution of your drawing itself.Why are you people so butthurt over subjective opinions anyways?
>>28782085Ame gives you the real GFE in the sense that it's realistic
>>28782401>She has a bad design because my eyes are shit and I can't differentiate her from other characters
>>28782252They aren't exclusive to her, but her fanbase is still the largest majority when it comes to the EN branch and is still bringing in the normies and ruining Hololive, which is what the initial question asked. Coco and Korone are still contributers in this problem but Gura is just another source adding to the problem. Fubuki initially was like this but most of her normies have spread to other channels now.>>28782268>>28782242>Fubuki is reddit nowI can't tell if you faggots are baiting, stupid or are just mad cunny fags
>>28782074>>28782132YABhttps://youtu.be/mpcu3EMFLkA?t=3139
Bros, I am scared and excited. What if the collab is a disaster and hlgg will start to disown the clown?
>>28781815I think it is because people in this side of the world cant get in fully into the idol experience and still see the chuubas as "characters" rather than "streamers". Also we are all too deep into our irony layers and even most goslings posters are doing it ironic. Fuck, the original Watame gosling sent an akasupa with some fucking GTA joke. He came to this thread everyday to fawn about the sheep but the best he could come up when he faced her was some kid level tease.Simply put, for better or for worse, the entire western hemisphere is too afraid of being hurt to be able to go full gachikoi.We are the tsunderes of the world.
>>28782414A vague collab announcement? You are truly a goddamn retard.
>>28782421Lyger is a fucking snake. That much is certain.
Thread’s gone to shit. I’m out
>>28782416>no historyShe's only been here for a couple months, no shit. By the way she lied when she said she couldn't point to Chicago on a map and when she said she couldn't sing baby shark. Don't be stupid.
>>28782452HOLY BASED
>>28782373Kiara gave Polka the choice between multiple games. You probably know that they chose Moving Out, but with local co-op Polka didn't want to do it. Now we get this bullshit.
>>28781656>twitterdramaglad we're getting the full /v/ /int/ /pol/ experience
>>28782421>cum tribute with a fake lyger accountbased, got a screenshot?
why are we having a twitterfag war discussion and still pretending to be a secrit cub that isn't full of newfags, twitchfags and ironic weebs again?
>>28782454How exactly could this collab be a disaster? Even if they just sat there and talked for an hour it would be entertaining.
>>28782373Likely because it's a game they both know how to play so they don't have to worry about struggling with the controls so they can spend a lot of time talking to each other.The other option would've probably been Clubhouse 51 and we'd just seen that with waachama.
>>28781833Gura's normal chat is beyond saving, and she knows it enough to hint so last week in her member streams. The other girls aren't as far gone, and they are trying to contain it with the recent rules emphasizing, but it sure as hell isn't going to get any better with more waves of retard influx coming up.We can only hope the girls can maintain their cheer when having to sift through their chatbox filled with retardation. Ina and Ame already have had minor breakdowns.
>>28782421>>Matsuri at some point asked to please to some fans to at least use other accounts when following her other accountssurprised we haven't seen that from the EN girls like hell even one of the thumbnail artists is double dipping
>>28782454I would never disown her.
>>28782316I disagree
>>28782404Yeah!!!!!! I agree!!!! WE SHOULD GRADUATE HER!!! CAMON /HLGG/ DO UR ThING
>>28782449Fubuki is indeed reddit now. She's a reddit mod, she were on Coco's reddit meme reviews, she posts on reddit quite often now and fucking loves it too.
>>28782475where is the cock edit?
>>28782424It was the first of only two like two Mori public streams Kiara wasn't in or else she would've squealed in the chat when she heard Mori bring up how much she wants to go on the spa date
>>28782475A perfect example of an artist making a drawing and knowing damn sure that the thumbnail will bait people. I love this Mori drawing,
>>28782428Well, I can't wait to see his mod status stripped away.
>>28782442Because you obviously said to stop posting this kind of art and you're calling it a subjective opinion
>>28782449>>Fubuki is reddit nowYes, have you been living under a rock nigger?
>Chumbuds go to sleep after comfy shark stream>Thread instantly turns to shitcunnychads proven to be real bros once again
>>28782475looks like she is stroking some BBC
>>28782466>By the way she lied when she said she couldn't point to Chicago on a mapWhat's your evidence? It's actually fairly normal for Americans to be geographically illiterate.
>>28782452WTF YAB
>>28782449Fubuki made a reddit account, sorry fag your oshi is tainted.
>>28781343>>28781656Don't worry unitychad, I'm backing you up with my N1.
>>28782499I'm flattered you think everything I post and say is objective, but just because I say stop, it doesn't mean it is a law you need to fight against.
>>28782275She keeps me under her spell.
>>28782382>Bringing in asian labor to work on the railroadI'm pretty sure she orchestrated the whole thing.
>>28782449Fubuki joined reddit a few days ago, Hololive is reddit lets be real
>>28782452You retards made it sound way hotter than it actually was. Fuck you.
>>28782428His mistake was trying to reason with an obsessive stalker who happened to be a huge /pol/fag.
>>28782445>obnoxious>annoying>can't learn shit but ignores advice stubbornly>makes random cutesy noises to mask she has nothing interesting to say...fuck, you're upsettingly correct
>>28782116I really like title track and necessary evil off of SF, any othr good ones
>>28782404Thank you for your submission, we will relay your message to the Hololive support team.
Ame is a cuckquean...
>>28782441MODS
>>28782506Mutt's law in effect.
>>28782475This thumbnail gets me every time.
>>28782509>What's your evidence?I live in Chicago and she's my neighbor. I left my halloween decorations up longer this year just because she said it was scaring her.
>>28782516Okay this is based.
>>28782454Stop worrying. It can't be a disaster, because both Kiara and Polka are outgoing high-energy high-volume chatters. The worst that could happen is technical issues. It's unfortunate that they aren't doing an offcollab, because their energy would be much better, but neither clown nor chicken is going to get actually awkward like Ame and Haachama did.
>>28782466>she lied when she said she couldn't point to Chicago on a mapthat's called a joke> and when she said she couldn't sing baby shark. don't be ridiculous she didn't lie about that clearly she can't sing it cause she hasn't sung it yet
god damn it
>>28782527Ahhh.... She's perfect...
>>28780499It would smell like book paper or a smoldering library
>>28782452wtf bros Gura loves getting chased by nearly naked musclemen and getting held up by the neck?
>>28782085Civia...Come back... I don't care about politics lets just run to Mars together. We can keep Artia as our space pet.
>>28782477Kiara wants to play the Clubhouse 51 game with Rushia, whenever that collab is.
>>28782454>What if the collab is a disaster and hlgg will start to disown the clown?Polka came dangerously close to making ARK interesting. I have faith in her.
>>28782546Oh fuck I forgot about that collab.
>>28782495Kiara already squealed enough about that FUCKING spa date
>>28782521>Hololive is reddit lets be realExcept all HoloEns are confirmed 4chan users
>>28782421I dont feel bad for Matsuri simply because she enables that shitThere's plenty of translators who arent batshit insane, but Matsuri is too afraid to call him out (publicly or otherwise), so she rolls with it
>>28782541>I live in ChicagoInner city?
>>28782452Fuck, I need to do my protein reps.
>>28782413Where's the lie?
>>28782528Appasayo and ツクリバナシ
>>28782404Why not post this at hlg?Your blog iss exactly their taste.
>>28782562Makes logical sense: when life gives you a board you play board games.
>>28782548Haato sang it. Gura's just afraid of being seen as a breathing meme again even though she's already seen as a breathing meme again.
>>28782557As expected of a slutty brat
>>28782527you can apply this to almost every single Holoexcept your oshi of course
>>28782569True, but I think it would've been interesting to see her react in the chat to Mori bringing it up unprompted and Ame finding that really cute
God she's so cute. I wish I could have watched this live.
>>28782569Will the FUCKING spa date be the Marine/Shion sleepover arc of HoloEN?
>>28782557loves it so much she beat the game in the first ten minutes and then spent another 50 minutes getting caught on purpose, even trying to set it up so that multiple men would catch her at the same time
>>28782568>>28782546The collab is considered bad? I liked Hachama a lot then but the games they played were rather boring. Either way, I trust both Polka and Kiara to work well. They're just gonna walk around, ride on watson railways and chat. Polka will try to speak in terrible english, Kiara will answer in japanese. It'll be fine.
>>28782587>Haato sang it.So? She's JP not EN and also wasn't that not archived? Besides maybe she just didin't know she could sing it, being incorrect isn't lying because she just didn't have the right information.
https://youtu.be/bxbTrWpByBUwhich holo has your favorite bgm?
>>28782571>afraidI think her menhera side lowkey digs someone being that obsessed about herknow way too many bitches like that
>>28782516Extremely based.Fuck lyger.
>>28782492>>28782503>>28782511By that extension a majority of the Hololive girls are reddit then, since they also post on Reddit and are also mods, including the EN ones. By that logic, every holo here is Reddit and therefore should be discredited and ignored. That logic is so incredibly stupid, but I guess it's par for the course seeing how brainless you faggots are.
>>28782517Then you obviously underestimated the retards who can't interpret what you're actually saying. Next time, say something like "this art style fucking sucks."
>>28782562>Rushia teaches Kiara the ways of the GFEwould you watch chicken if she gained 50% of Rushia's power?
>>28782557Time to get your /fit/ reps bro
What's this about chickenchat planning to sing or something?
>>28782604god I wish, man too bad they can't take a laptop with them and stream a zatsudan after they are relaxed
Let's confirm something. Why is "I kneel" an indicator Mori is here? Make no mistake, I believe she is, but that's not one of proofs.
>>28782610>The collab is considered badIt was almost as bad as the Coco Moona collab from back in the day. Not quite though because they're cute, but close.
>>28782611Gura is slowly showing her true colors as a chronic liar. It's funny so I hope she keeps doing it.
>>28782618>she was thinking about lyger when she liked that pic of some guy pissing in her mouth
>>28782571>>28782618Maybe he's the target of her knife?
>>28782622Except for Gura :^)
>>28782625It would be the end of the world. She'd bully everyone.
>>28782635meds
>>28782625Rushia is just using Kiara to get to Mori that's the EN she actually wants to collab with
So is Gura in trouble or what? Also, where can I watch the muscle stream?
>>28781305Please be patient. She's living in a hellhole also known as the west coast
>>28782516any other N2+ chads can follow suit
>>28782616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-nedzYhRgA
>>28782452Oh god
>>28782568>>28782610I thought the collab was fine. Haato really wanted to share her favorite games with Ame and it was adorable.Still surprised Ame didn't know what yahtzee was.
>>28782593oddly enough my oshi seems fairly open to advice from chat when not immersed in the game and her cute noises come from autism rather than filling dead air
why is there so much seethe about hololive getting popular?are there that many fucking insecure hipsters here?
>>28782625You act as if we'd have a choice by that point.
Just woke upWhats the strongest narratives and biggest news of the last half of the day?
Reminder that KFP is totally not a cult
>>28782606That's fucking hot goddamn when will Gura get a new PC so she can play the resident evil remake and scream/cum when nemesis comes after her
>>28780464>a phoenix and a...phoenix?Is the joke that fennec sounds like phoenix in japanese? Bls help me I'm retarded
>>28782659Rushia wants to collab with Mori?>Polka and Rushia are both using Kiara to get to Mori
>>28782625Like, would I even have a choice in that matter?
>>28782616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Bj6aPi1A8Push BotanReceive BEEF or CHICKEN
>>28782611Anon, if you're thinking that Gura doesn't know how to sing that simple meme song, then you are retarded (even if you're pretending). She's just nice enough to not tell those fags to fuck off for asking.
>>28782454When is it?
>>28782516pic is what it said for my brethrens
>>28782680>Capcom Anonchama...
>>28782675people here continue lying to themselves to pretend this website isn't visited by a fuck ton of people. what do you think?
>>28781999Just noticed the Shinigami Sensei Calliope part in the RIP song. How much more hidden shit are there in her songs? Someone mention about her bashing doxxfags or something in Cursed Night?
>>28782668>taking advice from chatthat's worse anon.. sorry you're a backseatfag, you'll eventually get over it
>>28782679This is stupid but there's something sincere to it. I don't hate fans for being dorks and having fun, I mean what would I be if I did?
>>28782677Gura is into choking and anal and musclemen and ina wants to have sex with a spectre
>>28782683Pekora called polka a phoenix instead if a fennec.
>>28782680>Capcom games>played by HololiveYeah...
>>28782516Nipbro, you're based.
>>28782647It's like what 2 times that's not chronic those are excuses not lies
>>28782683Yeshttps://youtu.be/8o7hSlKAAIE
this is an off collab right?
>>28782679Is that supposed to be bad?
>>28782692>Summer Color Matsurimakes her sound so wholesome
>>28782625I would not have a choice. The power would be irresistable.
POLKA-SAN POLKA-SANLET ME BOTTOM LEFT MEME XDXDXDBOTTOM LEFT MEME IS BLABLABLABLAPOLKA-SAN FANS DO YOU THINK POLKA-SAN IS BOTTOM LEFT TOO XDXDXDXDOH NO POLKA-SAN MY VIEWER LESS THAN 10K I'M SO SOWWY ;_;God fucking damn it Kiara, just explain it when you do off collab hot and steamy sex with her instead explain it on stream
>>28782688Wow I really like this one
>>28782683might also be a reference to the okayu/pekora collab where okayu teased pekora about confusing fennec and phoenix
>>28782728song choice is rather cringe
>>28782516Who needs him when there we have the chicken
>>28782727Not this time
WHERES the stream link for the collab Kiara hasn’t posted it
>>28782455No. It's because the Western man is patient and tries to catch her once she leaves her current boyfriend. At least that's the face-saving internal thought. Until she deliberately rubs it into your face how happy she is with her current boyfriend (and that you got an indirect harsh rejection).
>>28782659That doesn't really make sense, because they could just ask Mori herself for a collab. It's not like she is completely hopeless at japanese.
>>28782659>Rushia does an offcollab with Mori>Rushia: Ok, look, if you tone down the autism a bit, but keep the random screaming, closeups and GUHs, but also add a pretend kiss here and there during the closeup, your aka output will double>Mori: YO, BIG UPS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT DUDE, DO YOU WANNA REFUND OR SOMETHING?
>>28782721If anyone has gamedev experience can we just make her a "get chased and manhandled by massive glistening buff men in a spooky forest" simulator?
Uh wtf happened to the Kiara and Polka collab?
>>28782616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKg-aXVS1YI
>>28782723Gura can do no wrong, I know. The crazy thing is I'm not even criticizing her for lying and here you are guarding her little cunny over it.
>>28782731>The power would be irresistable.that power needs to be thrown into the fires of mt doom
>>28782679Are they going to type the lyrics to the song or something?
>>28782755so basically the protein game but in a forest?
>>28782622We can look at their activity. The only HoloEN that actually uses that site is Kiara, all of the others do not. Gura doesn't even have an account somehow, which is a bit funny since Ina said she didn't even make her account iirc.
>>28782758https://youtu.be/F222iqX6IUg
>>28782724She knew Kiara was coming and that they'd have a phoenix character and she just slipped up.
>>28782769with much higher quality buff men manhandling animation
>>28782751you forget most of these girls are autism personified and need someone relatively outgoing like Marine, Coco or Kiara to bring them together
>>28782749Nvm found it
>whats rtx>whats wheyshork brain
I can't believe I am awake for this. I am absolutely dead, but now that the alarm ripped me out of my pathetically short sleep I might as well get it over with.I want to fu... ah, sleep in this clown's bed
>>28782770>The only HoloEN that actually uses that site is KiaraBut don't they also post lots of HEY MOONA art there?
>>28782733meds
>>28782751They still think Mori is a crude, sadistic, cool woman and not a super dork.Gotta get through Kiara first as preparation
>>28782720
>>28782622>including the EN onesLiterally wrong, you reddit nigger.
>>28782755this but with an optional NSFW mode so she can play and rub her little cunny off-stream
RATE THE UPCOMING PHOENIX X PHOENIX STREAMRIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>28782727If it was an offcollab, we would've seen Moving out.
>>28782749i dunno why people are struggling to find it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg
>>28782622>Gura doesn't even have an account somehowShe deleted it as soon as she found out about it.
>>28782639I think it was more diplomatic than bad. People had preconceived notions that there'd be some kind of instant chemistry there which was unlikely to happen.At least there were no 'MOONA, GRAB MY ASS' moments.
>>28782762>chronic liarogey
>>28782773What's the lore on Polka being a phoenix?
>>28782635>>28782657No seriously. How old is the "I kneel"? Is it exclusive to 4chan and did it exist back in May?
>>28782797Something something about bottom left meme/10
>>28782762Are you frustrated :^^^)))
>>28782785why did you edit her not pregnant
i hope the clown just talks over kiara the whole time
>>28782787Based clownbro, make sure you catch up on your sleep reps later today.
>>28782790>Gotta get through Kiara first as preparation>Kiara is gatekeeping EN from JP in exchange for nudes to get through her
>>28782797I wonder how many times they will repeat the 300k vtuber joke
>>28782797Kiara is going to ruin it, like she does with every collab.
>>28780459Common traits of Vtubers:>Lazy content and lack of animation (Let's let facerig do all the work for me!!)>Repeating the kawaii aesthetic without inovation.>Act like a stereotypical anime girl using cringy moe voices.>All characters look practically the same, it's just all recycled content.>Fake niceness between Vtubers to appear friendly.>Constant circlejerking.
>Mikoti and Polka Kiara collab happening at the same timeSuffering
>>28782797120Db/10
What did Gawr Gura from Hololive Entertainment™ mean by this?
>>28781343It's deleted? I don't see
>>28782755>the men make "UOHHH" sounds when they catch you
So is this collab an off-collab or has Polka not cleaned her dirty apartment yet?
>>28782684I think she'd like to but she's aware of the language barrier.https://youtu.be/qQrBNfjacJw?t=81
>Kiara starts streaming>threads go to shitReally makes you think huh?Post rrats
>>28782803It's not in the sub box for whatever reason.
Video-tab on her channel: Select upcoming live-streams.
>>28782842online collab
>>28782830Yeah pretty much. What's your point?
>>28782844
imagine the YAB in 2025
is it true all of gen 5 hates EN? i mean it makes since they basically stole the spotlight from them..
>>28782797EN server's going to get laughed at.
>>28782452She was obviously referencing Terminator
>>28782836She's trying to prove she isn't family friendly but she can't fool me.
>>28782842Polka is a hikki still
>>28782830https://streamable.com/8tmjld
>>28782716>and ina wants to have sex with a spectreDidn't we already know this from the Amon9us collab?
>>28782830ogey
>>28782830Ogey
>>28782825t. Nigger who's never seen KiaraXJP collab before
>>28782755>If anyone has gamedev experience can we just make her a "get chased and manhandled by massive glistening buff men in a spooky forest" simulator?Is there a hide-and-seek-variant of orienteering?
>>28782797ears not leady/10
>>287828302hufag hands wrote this post
>>28782856there will be no curse this month
>>28782733I can't wait for Chicken to drop spaghetti when one of the senpais actually implies she'd be down for that
>>28782830I seen this post on lolcow
>>28782866what does her room smell like
>>28782404a woman typed this
cringe or kino collab incoming?
>>28782679You can leave any time you want.But you WILL get re-hired eventually.
>>28782858they said they consider EN genmates since they debuted close to each otherdidn't you watch the among us collab anon chama?
>>28782810Chronic masturbator too
>>28782797Expectations low desu
>>28782830go back to your troon colony
So Ame's last Q and A stream basically confirmed she's from New England, right?
>>28782683
>>28782858Yes, my dad works for Hololive and he just confirmed it
>>28782841If they can't get permissions I guess we'll just have to make our own games for them>>28782874I don't know dude
>>28782862>Sooo here's where my papa lived until we had to kicked him off>These are some rails... and... that's a rock...
>>28782744Why are they going to sing that and why did they pick that song?
>>28782797It's going to be extremely boring. There is nothing on the server and neither Polka nor Kiara care one iota about the game.
>>28782867How did she get away with it?
polka sit on her face
>>28782858Yeah, Polka was actually planning on stabbing Kiara during their collab, but she got cold feet.
>>28782812Pekora having a big brain moment
>>28782830>Fake niceness between Vtubers to appear friendly.Only if you're a N*jifag
>>28782893cup ramen
>>2878279766/10
>>28782765No.
>>28782382she's currently stranded, she won't be able to play. unless...
>>28782797Time traveler hereYou have fine minutes left to stop the collab. Its consequences are a catastrophe.
>>28782906But Kiara isn't half Jap...
>>28782858Yes, Polka slapped Kiara in front of Burrito
>>28782936Kusotoriiiii
>>28782787Good morningjst streams are always on good hours for a euro like me but i slept through antichamber, protein and most of phasmaphobia
doesnt Iofi and Risu know Japanese enough to collab? but you dont see them sperging about it every week like Kiara does. Cunt has nothing going for her than leeching.
>>28782942Shut up Ame let it happen
>>28782951Iofi know how ot speak 5 language include japan, she's N2, Risu can't
>>28782951wants to collab with as many JPs as she can before she has to leave the country for a while.
>>28782942ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER ANON HEREI DON'T HAVE MUCH TIMEKIARA ISN'T BOTTOM LE
Will we see a collab that can beat 66 minutes? Maybe 6 minutes, so Polka can play ARK again?
>>28782939It's already finished, you should accept it now before you see it later.
Are there any holos that don't get along? I'm not talking about narrativefaggotry about no Kiara x Gura collab, i mean something like 66 minutes
>>28782842How hard do you think Polka was spilling her spaghetti over potentially meeting a westerner 1-on-1 at her house, alone? Keep in mind she's bisexual, and so is the chicken.
>>28782942Why contain it? S'cool.
>>28782942Shut up Ame! Just because you're ground pounding my mom doesn't make you my dad!
>>28782906Now this is the sort of high quality narrative I don't mind being posted
>>28782949>lotr but with hololive
>>28782951>leeching>when 2 of her 3 JP collabs are with people who have less subs than her
>>28782951>Stream hasn't even started>Schizos already seethingThat's why Kiara is based
>>28782949Reminder that if Mori doesn't say Kusotori once during their next MC collab, something definitely went down during the FUCKING (spa) dateEven if she does say it, there's a nonzero chance something still happened
>>28782797Polka will have pity on them and join their server
>>28782951Kiara is willing to put the footwork in.
>>28781535ACU is probably broken
>>28782907>mountains with lakes>fishing, ran across a frozen lake>runs the middle school mile in 7 minutes>READ TF2 SPY X SNIPER SMUTame is the ideal girl next door change my mind
>>28782968Artia and Sora
People call Kiara a JP-reject as if it was a bad thing. If she wasn't in HoloEN she'd be a lot less popular.
>>28782968Risu and Moona.
Random question before thread turns into turbo mode from streamsHow likely would it be that there would be enough EU-based streamers/content creators applying to hololive to justify the creation of a Hololive EU branch?
>>28782969Spaghetti? Polka wanted it bad, but not bad enough to clean up or shower, and Kiara said she doesn't fuck hikkis
This is probably going to be shit. Fuck sake chicken, you said you had "good" ideas. I hope you've got a plan to make this somewhat interesting after you show Polka the three rocks and short railway.
>>28782968Ina and the rest of holoEN
>>28782951Because Kiara is an idol fangirl.Also, Iofi's done loads of collabs herself which have done little to raise her profile. If anything, her upcoming one with Ina is her most significant one.
I love Pekora she needs to collab with EN soon
How how much of a japanese of "reddit" is 5ch again?
>>28782988what footwork isn't it just sending a discord message
Polka doing o7 in chat.This bitch stealing Ame's thing!
>>28782968ame and haachama
>>28782951ID is a dead branch anon. They only recently got attention because JP suddenly remembered they existed, and want to use them as English practice before actually collabing with their real target, the ENs.
>>28782907I thought California.
>>28782998It's people who only give a shit about gen 3/4 and don't seem to understand how hard EN dabs on every other gen ESPECIALLY gen 5 because of those nijifaggots and 5ch.
>>28782733KIARA-CHAN KIARA-CHANI AM 300K SUBS VTUBER XDXDXD300K SUBS IS BLABLABLABLABLABEEF PC BEEF PC(SLIDE WHISTLE)God fucking damn it Polka, just run away and join the circus and stop ruining my oshi's channel with your autism
>>28782951Iofi can speak Japanese and does JP collabs from time to time, Risu can't though
>>28783007She let Polka choose and she chose this. Not really her fault at that point
>>28782992>runs the middle school mile in 7 minutesIs that fast or slow?
Is the collab shadowbanned? I don't see Kiara's stream.
>>28783017anon..ame and polka are the same person we discussed this earlier
>>28781343Wow, I always kinda liked him in a "wholesome retard" way but now I actually respect him.
>>28782975>he was not there for the last Kiara watchalong
Reminder that 5ch hates both Kiara and Polka. Reminder that 5ch is never wrong. Stop liking Polka and Kiara please.
PORUKA ORU!
So is it an off collab now or not?
I LOVE YOU GURA
>>28783005Not likely, they'd probably just end up under the EN umbrella.
>>28782893clussy juice
>>28783040a pretty athletic speed, the minimum "you have to at least try" time is usually 10 minutes
>>28783055No I was there that was Hololive but with LOTR, I'm asking for the reverse
>>28783054suck my cock instead nigger :)
>>28783013She can't even do a real collab with Moona, even after playing what feels like a hundred hours with her. What makes you think that she would collab with EN?
It's time
>>28782984Why the fuck wouldn’t she call her that? It’s inevitable. Meds
>>28783054Imagine trusting 5ch
>>28783005EU is not a country nor a language and english is european language
I gazed into the abyss. I have been proven wrong. She's not here.Time to take my meds.
I want Gura to drain me of my protein with her tight little shark cunny
>>28783015you don't know the level of social autism going on with these girls, anonsending a discord message is too much for at least half of the holos
Time to do my reps...
>>28782951>you dont see them sperging about it every week like Kiara doesRisu knows some but I don't know how fluent she is. So I really have no idea how the Korone collab is going to work.
>>28783079SHE'S HERE
>>28783017It's spread
>>28783032Risu can speak Japanese fine, she just doesn't collab often
>>28783054ogey.
>>287830401.6 km in a 7 minutes, its not bad
>>28782968I heard FBK secretly hates Korone for getting 1mil before her. Based on the recent streams this might actually be true.
>>28783021There's probably stupid bitches just like you working at Cover Corp. which is exactly why you're correct.
>>28783028>Gen 5 badFuck off chink. They get along the best generationally out of any of the gens period. They are all extremely well suited to their roles. Not even /hlg/ is so retarded as to push this after they realized that Botan and Nene were based, and Lamy was a good GFE.
>>28783054No.
>>28782907I thought she was Bonglish.
>>28782951you literally posted the exact same comment on lolcow, fucking retard. learn to sage over there
>>28783077she can collab with kiara or mori
>>28783062It's not an off collab.
>>28783109What happened in that recent stream?
>>28783086Do you also want Ame to livecast it?
>showing Polka the EN MC serverGonna be a rather short tour there
>>28783054At least give the reason why.0/10 shitpost
>>28783016It has both ID and IDless threads. It's also the go to place if you want to shitpost, there is nothing else, so it's slightly more "mainstream" than 4chan. Futaba has vote system but it's like the opposite of reddit because they just downvote bomb anything positive.
LETS IKUZZZOOOO PAGLIACCI DESU WA
>>28783132I mean if she's into that...
>>28783115maybe if she stopped playing ark
>>28783120Joke is on you. I'm copypasting those crazy bitches to get (you)s
enjoy the stream anons, I know I will
>>28782992>change my mindI can't because I completely agree.
>>28783113Calm down faggot, I was referring to popularity. You know, the thing the post I was responding to was about.
>>28783062No.I don't think either's places are in any state to host an offcollab. At least not Kiara's with all those ghosts.
>>28783127She went crazy 1337 in Phasmophobi and still got $45
ポルカは俺の嫁
>>287830545ch has no power here
>JP*EN collab>No slow modeI guess chikin has come to accept her lower viewership...
Kiar.............Omar..............start please...........
>inb4 surprise Ame collab
>>28783113>gen 5>only 4 membersDefend this
http://poal.me/bmyzwhhttp://poal.me/bmyzwhhttp://poal.me/bmyzwhhttp://poal.me/bmyzwh
>>28783139Maybe they played off stream, but i wouldn't hold my breath.
>>28783145How likely is a western person who browse 5ch to also browse 4chan and /jp/?
how the fuck is it possible that a fell in love with a girl i cant even understand bros?
Anon, stack yourself up on water before so you don't need to get up or get thirsty while watching.
>>28783040p. gud particularly for a girl who has admitted to not being very athletic.
>>28782733meds laughed tho
>>28783023It doesn't snow in California ya ding dong.
>>28783013I love her too, but she is openly racist. I don't think she will collab with the disgusting white pigs any soon.
>>28783127FBK reached 1 million and Korone was happy and told Fubuki that she was a constant source of insperation to her.
Why is this not showing up on my main page in youtube?
>>28783127FBK hit 1m live on air while playing Phasmo with Korone Okayu and Mio. Initially she didn't want to say anything, but then she teared up a little bit, everyone congratulated her warmly, and Korone jumped in to very humbly and sincerely tell her she learned everything she knows about streaming from Fubuki, Fubuki shushed her playfully.No idea why people read it as Korone or Fubuki mad at each other.
>6k waiting>Turn into 4k watchinglmao
>>28782906Kiara would absolutely hate Polka and even is she didnt, Polka would feel super guilty about it.Pekora mistaking "fenekku" with "fenikkusu" is not far fetched at all, since fennec is a really niche animal
Huke MC collab when?
>>28782992Did you forget the part where she said she ran a 16 minute mile in school too
>>28783157Ok, that's understandable. But remember even ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Youtube, stop the shadowban...onegai
>literal Fire Emblem level viewer countAHAHAH GET CLUCKED
>>28783174いや、俺のだ
Today Mori's podcast releases. Will /hlgg/ be okay?
>>28783125Why not
>>28783127Friend forgot to mute her mic when she went to the toilet and you could hear her cursing Korone in the distance. Pretty serious stuff
what the FUCK are these idiots gonna do in the EN server
Stream's fucked from the start because it was shadowbanned when it was scheduled somehow
>>28783216Apologize
Polka too quiet
she s too silent shitbird
Would be better if Kiara go to MC Jp server since many senpai also playing right now.Who's thinking its good idea to showing Polka en server which is nothing interesting
>>28783231Don't be rude anon
>>28783099She could barely speak during her UNO collab with Miko and Roboco
>>28783246Wander Ames tunnels
>Polka volume set to maximumLETS FUCKING IKUZOOO
Where are the subtitles ? Isn't this holoEN ?
>>28783213>No idea why people read it as Korone or Fubuki mad at each other.Because the retards need the drama. They always make up narratives about how x absolutely hates y.
>9k viewersIt's over.
>>28783236>Today Mori's podcast releasesSchizo narrative. It's not happening
>>28783246Build rails1 2 3 4 5678
>>28783227oh true, kek. Chicken is gonna have a meltdown
>>28783227No seriously why the hell has this stream been shadowbanned for hours
>>28783237Polka didn't want to, I guess.
Polka way to quiet.
>>28783170Except not. If you want to numberfag, they all do extremely well and are inclining a lot better than the majority of the Holos. Polka might genuinely be the weakest out of all of them because her audience, not because she isn't unpopular. Proof of this can be found in her group collabs. She dabs hard on pretty much everyone who isn't Pekora, Miko, Towa, or FBK.
>>28783253Because Kiara wants Pekora to take her JP Minecraft cherry.
>specslol does she fucking really stream with that?
>>28783253She wants Pekora to be the one to show her around the holoserver
How are the nips handling the volume?
TWO MIN INALREADY CRING
>read the chatKiara saying "mahal kita" is a mistake.
>>28783246A ghost will appear and force them to lay rail
>>28783054i will never stop loving Polka
>>28783236She's going to be alright. Not her first radio.
speak english in our territory dumb clussy
>>28783246die to creepers every 5 mins as per tradition
>>28783269On stream seppuku.
Wouldn't Palkia be watson?
>open stream>Polka is screeching again>close stream
I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLOWN
HOLY FUCK POLKA EIGO IS SO FUCKING CUTE
>>28783293Come to the Philippines!
>>28783287always has been.
Polmao your english reps...
mori watch out, they might be more cringekino
>>28783276https://streamable.com/e9oskxcope
I wish Ina was my wife.
>What's a ringmaster?
>>28783183Aloe did not understand persec, pls andastand.
Polka knows the english word for ringmaster and chicken doesnt, jesus
>>28783305you forgot your depressed foxcat image
I will always love Polka and her jank as fuck engrish
Why does Polka sound like she is gurgling cum when she's speaking english
Polka's intro was cute
>ShadowbannedWtf why?
this stream isn't showing up on my youtube feed what the heck
actually shadowbanned
>>28783287Shouldn't Cover provide them better hardware? What the fuck is this shit?
honestly id be fine with just an english teaching stream
>>28783240Not muting the mic wouldnt have been a problem is fubuki wasnt screaming her lungs out, she was really mad
>>28783327Image you can understand
>>28783267They should go watch Nijisanji. At least their schizo narratives will be way more probable then.
God damn Polka's voice is like sex in my ears when she speaks slow and lowers her voice a bit
Can Kiara pull Polka out of depression?
Dammit I love Polka's laugh
Polka sounds extra cute this stream. It's probably because she's out of her comfort zone.
>>28783287She also only streams with one monitor, to the point where she actually has to move her avatar to see what's going on. (to the point of literally having it hang from the top of the screen in Fire Emblem)
OH BECAUSE SHE'S A FENNEC
>>28783305>Turn up the volumeFix’d
>>28783339Pasta, onegai
Can Polka pull Kiara into depression?
>>28783302Palkia can control space so partly, yes.
>What's a ringmaster?Chicken...
>>28783236The podcast will be inoffensive/hlgg/ will be on nuclear meltdown
>>28783339>SHOULDN'T COVER-shhhhhh
>>28783337>>28783335No idea, it's been like that all day. I think someone told Kiara about it but nothing came of it.
>>28783335why is Youtube like this?
>>28782950
>>28782874>>28782909Maybe capture-the-flag-variants would fit?
i'm already bored
>>28783287Polka...
>>28783324I feel dumb, what is the english word for it?
>Huke in chatdamn dude rarely misses a stream >>28783287she also only has 1 monitor
>>28783335>>28783337It's been like that for a while before the stream even startedYoutube is retarded
>>28783287It's more than good enough if she's using NVenc
>>28783319Take your meds please
>>28783339>Shouldn't Coverheh
So uhhhhhhhhhh when do they starts sucking dango fruit?
>>28783287>he doesn't know
Polka's low "o-o-o-o-oh..." and hyperventilation is doing dangerous things to my dickKiara might be built for sex, but Polka is pure sex and is mogging her own on her channel
FAQ MENSTAY HOME
>>28783287This might be news to you, but people have been streaming way before 1050 Ti, and Minecraft streams aren't 4k 144hz.
>>28783337>>28783335what the fuck, literally how? She's already a verified account on youtube
>>28783335>>28783337Wasn’t the point of the fucking checkmarks so this wouldn’t happen?
>>28783084What are you even talking about, anonchama?
BUURRRRNNN
>>28783339The only thing Cover is going to provide is hololive tag
They will steal Ina stuff and destroy her stuff
>>28783335>>28783337It's actually shadowbanned
>>28783339THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions/SC for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in JapanTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>open stream>watch stream>don't close the stream and keep watching it
>shadowbannedBut why
Haha clown go brrrrr
>>28783372Ringmaster. Kiara is ESL
>>28783282But not the ENs. Which is my point. Calm the fuck down and just admit you sperged out for no reason. The point is: calling Kiara a JP reject like it's an insult when she's an EN which is incomparably more successful and prestigious in terms of future growth is retarded.
>They're actually going to PvPoh no
>>28783319I'm fortunate enough not to run into these so-called "ironic weebs" so I don't have any opinion on them, I think I'll just wait and see and not worry too much about any consequences this collab might bring
>>28783348her ASMR is one of the few I've heard that actually gives me the effect
Polka English so cute. Me me me me! Polka polka phoenix! Me me! Polka!
>>28783352wait does that mean she plays games with OBS lag?
>>28783339Cover is only there to provide the name and avatar, otherwise they are just siphoning cash from SC and brand deals.
11k and going up while being shadowbanned naisuu.
>Polka is a phoenix todayYou know what chicken sometimes you are alright
Oh I really love Polka's eigo. Beri cute!
doesn't even show her as live
>>28783348
>the reason we got the late night GurInAme phasmophobia collab was because they all planned it so everyone stayed up late and get tired so they couldnt catch up the chicken and clown collab.They do truly hate her. I knew something was off with such a sudden collab, they were trying real hard to pull in as many people and ruin their sleep schedule just for this moment. The sub 10k viewers shows.Do you like my narrative?
>ShadowbannedThis is not helping chicken
it's cute how Polka thinks the sound of English is funny so she makes fun of Kiara talking
>>28783397>>28783398>thinking checkmarks prevent shadowbansIf only it were that easy, Choco, Mel still lget shadowbanned today, Noel too from time to time
>>28783372ringmaster
>>28783412I didn't know this was an optionThis changes everything
>>28783320Same...
who cares about minecraft man just give us zatsudan
>>28783387cute fennec
>kiara is now collabing alone with the person who took her place in HoloJP gen 5
>>28783409>Ina logs in>THIS IS FINE>THIS IS FINE>THIS IS FINE>THIS IS FINE
>>28783335Swore too much during her Mario stream yesterday. Think of the children and advertisers, pls andastd...
>>28783430Yes.
>>28783409>Polka blows up Ina's farm>Lets all her cows out>Plants TNT rigged to explode when you open the door to her house
>>28783286>>28783290Didn't Kiara asking for collab and Pekora reject her?
wtf have they been building holy shit
>>28783441God truly is a chicken anti huh?
>>28783372Anon....
>Alright Polka, follow me... so this is Mori's house
>>28783335>>28783337>>28783338Susan is a fucking Chicken anti
But why is she shadowbanned anyway? How does that even happen???
CLOWN VOICE
>>28783236God, I hope not. This is a trigger warning, don't come to /hlgg/ tomorrow.
too faw wan
>Only 11k viewerOH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAH KIARA RECLINING
>>28783481No. Meds
Where did that giant sign come from?
>Nene collab was 50k viewers>Polka collab 11k viewersWhat went wrong?
>>28783335>>28783337>>28783441GOD IS A KIARA-ANTI
Holy shit Polka english is so cute.... My veins...
Polka sit on my face
>>28783496She's shadowbanned
>BUTT STRONGPolka hitting on Kiara already, she wants to taste that trash compactor ass
>>28783502shadowbanned
>>28783430That seems to be the case. Which could explain her gaming prowess or lack thereof.
>>28783469
>kiara complaining about having minecraft problems>polka laughs in response
>>28783481No, she said she would ask this year.
2 4 1
>kiara admitted being birdbrain in japanese
>>28783493Maybe it tags Polka as non children aimed content because of her ASMR?
>12k viewerswhy bother streaming at that point
>>28783372rumao
>>28783496She's shadowbanned for some reason?
>>28783502Shadowbanned before the stream even started
do you niggas need the link or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg
>>28783416>>28783462Thanks, now I feel dumber.
>Kiara can't go the right way even though she's given the coords
TSUYO TSUYO?NO NO.STRONK
>>28783490>o-o-o-oh... oh no...
>>28783506
Is Polka still at the world spawn?
>>28783445No, and I think you're a schizo.Ogey?
>>28783509Do it
Can they sue youtube or something for this?
Polka is trying so hard to speak english. It's pretty endearing in a way
>>28783500Ame did some creative mode secretly
10mn and they haven't even found each other yet
>>28783335>>28783337>>28783441What the fuck, Youtube please
>>28783502Shadowbanned I think, couldn't even find the stream on her channel
>Already shadowbannedOh shit, even Google kneels before the /cgl/ cabal.
>>28783502Youtube-kun hates clussy.
Walk the right way you dumb chicken
>>28783481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_wwC9uCy8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d6m4ATKlf0
>>28783502it's a mc tour of a mudhut village
>>28783365That would be fine, the part that needs to be high effort is the buff men
They'll meet after 1 hour
>>28783445pretty basic bitch narrative, sorry anonits already over 10k anyway so i'd recommend coming up with something a little more schizo next timegood luck
Why does Kiara's voice literally damage my hearing?
>go- five
>Polka spawned at the original spawn pointOH NO
>>28783458I wonder how Mori gets away with it. Must be the color scheme. Youtube-kun seems to like pink.
>>28783547She writes exclusive poems. Polka is cultured.
>>28783506Wrong jesus drop in pre chat frequently.
What does that big sign say?
>>28783502Based Nene truly the protag of gen5
Kek this great I'm getting Polcoco flashbacks.
They also will destroy Amelia rail
>5ch shitting on the clown again
>kiara going the opposite wayhow is this even possible
>>28783549funny joke
>>28783547fucking pajeet fix youtube chat, thanksalso unshadowban kiara what the fuck
555
this retard cant even find her, this stream is gonna last a while
5....
>>28783493prechat probably
>>28783577Its not even that far, the emergency exit is just out of render range
i-is chicken going the wrong way?
>>28783409Makes me realize her anger issues is because of flashbacks from other people and not from Creeper
>241>proceed to reach 400 and still going>oh shit wrong wayfucking chicken cant even walk the right way
>>28783594>>28783611
>>28783488>>28783531I was thinking showman, I never know ringmaster is an actual thing.
>>28783509Time to member her
>goy goy!WTF POLKA shut it down
>>28783556they need to build a torch path to the village from spawn
When does the collab start?
Did the chicken forget that Ame put a railway near spaw
>Chicken going the wrong wayCringekino already
>>28783624traced...
I don't understand. What is on sale that's 2-for-1?
>>28783605It's 66 minutes long.
>66 mins collab
>>28783593Post pics if your dumpster diving
>>28783547>Indonesian Ringgit
>mentioned pekora alreadygimme a bottom left and i can call bingo
>>28783624Anon...you can't use that one...
They should use creative and change the default spawn location closer to their home base.
>chicken>in collab>talks about pekers
>>28783643>>28783642Why 66?
>>28783631It's going on right now just go to chicken's channel.
for some reason Kiara and Polka don't seem compatible..
>how are they going to spend an hour touring the EN server when there is nothing on it>its going to take 30 minutes to get polka from spawn to their little hideoutso this is the power of Polkia...
>>28783337How long does the shadowban last?
They're never gonna find each other
>open stream>chimkin talk about pekora>close stream
>chikenfags still insist Kiara is actually secretly really smart
>>28781592I only find her more relatable after the Amegeddon. My life is as much of a mess as hers, but I became a depressed sack of shit while she kept tugging on and now she's made it.
>>28783663archive reps
Oh shit, teaching time
REO DEO
wait whats' that wavelength thing?
so... its 2 hours of finding Polka?
What an absolute shit show.
>real dealRIO DIO>real dealRIOO DIOO
>>28783645That's not how you read it fucker
reer reeedrlrr
polka is so cute when she tries to speak english
>>28781656He's actually right though. Idiots can associate political bullshit with Matsuri. Lyger's a faggot
>>28783666But it's just Kiara wandering around alone in Minecraft
REALO DEALO
leal deel
Is polka honorary holoEN now?
Man I looked forward to this collab so much and it got shadowbanned before it even started, why does life suck
Reruderu...
>Polka's in the middle of nowhere>Chicken's too dumb with directionsthis is great
>>28783641Polka is prostituting herself to Kiara.
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE KIARA
>>28783676I have never insisted in such a thing
>Kiara doesn't know about the entrance near the spawn>Doesn't even use the rails to get there faster
>>28783575The human form is not yet ready to accept phoenix speech
>>28783690no, 1 hour of that
>Collab is a strict 1 hour
>>28783703always been
>This collab was supposed to be 1 hour66 MINUTES BROS....
>1 hour66 mins approaching
RIO DIO!
>Kiara's literally running in circles now.
>hlgg talking about collab being over in 5 minutes because there's nothing too see>Kiara takes half an hour too even find Polka
>>28783663They are both bottoms.
>>28783676I don't remember anyone saying that.
>>28783676I'm a chickenfag and I know my chickenwife is a total airhead.I still love her.
oh jesus kiara use the railway system it's the one thing it's good for