/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Imagine if Shinmyoumaru used the miracle mallet to make me inchling-sized and Sakuya started using me as her tampon haha

FATE CONSPIRED TO ARRANGE THEIR BATTLE

>>27336832
One time stopping stabbing maid versus a brute lady who throws swords.

>>27336467
That maid is a spy!

>>27337596
*the perpetrator still remains*

3rd best girl of Touhou

Maids are always the best. Women were born to serve, and hell if they're not the best at it.

Sakuya's been a maid ever since she was little.

>>27344084

>>27344069
>Women were born to serve, and hell if they're not the best at it.
That's not true. Few girls have what it takes and clumsy maids are cute.

>>27344084

>>27344224
I am going to open this image. Please don't tell me it's that image where Remi raises Sakuya and is by her side to see her off... at the very end...

How old is Sakuya?

>>27351116
Old enough to know better than you to ask a lady her age.

>>27351237
Okay fine, how young* is she?

>>27351116
late teens

>>27357394
Says who?

Her stupid face makes me laugh to this day

>>27358398
Akyuu and ZUN

>>27366494
The girl who's only info comes from unreliable testimony and the drunk?

>>27336715
that's pretty funny haha

Sakuya is overworked.

>>27336467
This maid is amazing.

Rare wet maid

>>27406965
Imagine being a butler at SDM and getting to see this all summer

>>27336467

I’m not sure why I like Sakuya

>>27406965
>SunnyShitUp
at least try to acquire better taste, my dude
jfc

>>27419832
Oh I'm so sorry I didn't explicitly ask for your permission to post pictures beforehand, that won't happen again. Next time I'll get the number of CEO of approved images for a list of things I'm allowed to post.

You listen to her theme and a remix of it at least twice a day, right anon?
https://youtu.be/pP2NPHiHEKg

Sakuya is a bully

>>27428717
Why does Sakuya rape everyone she chases down?

>>27428717
Yeah, well, she can bully me all she wants. Especially if it means she's not bullying Meiling (or, Remi forbid, Patchouli) instead.

>>27428897
It establishes dominance.

>>27428914
>>27428717
I want her to bully me for the sake of bullying me

>>27428717
What does Sakuya do when she bullies?

>>27429111
It involve lot of Knife-play

>>27429310
That sounds concerning but it depends on what it would entail, what would it entail?

>>27413872
Don't do it again.

>>27434137
What's going on here?

>>27430545
Why do you think Meiling is battle scarred?

>>27336467
No

>>27434192
Youmu did something she wasn't supposed to do and now everything is ruined.

>>27434228
But Meiling is a youkai who can regenerate, i'm not

>>27434275
What could she have possibly done? What got ruined?

>>27434355
What month is it

>>27436570
October?

>>27424918
terrible

This maid is a failure!

>>27438879
Source

>>27438879
I knew that noose looked way too thin, that was pretty fucked up

>>27438879
Way too thin, even someone as skinny as Sakuya would snap it

>>27440485
It's metal wire, she uses it to decapitate herself

>>27440485
Steel wire is more than enough. Kick the chair and off goes your head.
It's an even worse way to go out, but enough talk about suicide and post something happy.

>>27440614
>post something happy
Like my precious Kokoro!

>>27440674
I wasn't clear when I said that.

>>27441025
You gave me an opening to post Kokoro though so it's all good

>>27438879
I really hate these maximum edge hacks, who just make overly shocking shit for the sake of it.

>>27440614
Please show your maid some appreciation

>>27441254
I am

>>27441254
Well I've currently built up her sexual frustration in an hgame so she would pin me down and rape me, is that appreciation?

>>27441705
That doesn't sound bad.
What game?

>>27441766
eraTW

>>27441788
oh, nevermind.
Everyone rapes you in that game.

>>27441788
Oh, that's world. nevermind

>>27443354
I want Sakuya to rape me

>>27336467
Sakuya Lazyeyeoi

Look at this maid

>>27464587
I'm not just looking, i'm visualizing, i'm imagining

Should Sakuya be skinny or chubby ?

>>27336467
One eye on the mistress
One eye on the streets

>>27336467
I have looked at the maid. Pray I do not look at her any longer.

>>27489026
Fit.

>>27503756
Agreed.

>>27489026
Sakuya is the perfect and elegant maid - she should be lithe.

>>27507800
This

>>27336467
Every time I do it makes me laugh

>>27507800
Maybe that would be the ideal, given her title and all.
But having to tend to a ridiculously large mansion as well the equally ridiculous whims of a childish mistress day after day,
with hardly any real assistance, how could she help without ending up with a rather well toned body?
Then again, as it turns out, she may not truly be as "perfect" nor "elegant" as those have been led to believe.

>>27512317
When you can stop time, what isn't there that you can do?
Depending on the conditions, you can do an hours worth of training in an instant, then rest before continuing on your day.

Sakuya is so cool, I want to be her lover!

I wish I could be like Sakuya

I want to be meiling

I wonder how often Sakuya masturbates to Remilia while in the stopped time

>>27554930
Sakuya has an exhibitionist fetish and stops time in public to get off

>>27555382
I want Sakuya to rape me in the stopped time!

>>27555382
How many young boys has Sakuya came in front of without them knowing?

So let's say Sakuya is as old as she looks and is chronologically 18 years old at the minimum, how old would she ACTUALLY be if she constantly stopped to do chores, sleep, and eat?

>>27566453
lets say that she spends 240 hours a day in the stopped time because she's perfectly cleaning a magically big mansion all by herself, at least 1000 years old

What would Sakuya's pet name for her boyfriend be?

>>27580110
Sakura, because giving you a name so close to hers shows ownership while also hinting at the difference in lifespan between you and her

>>27586810
she wouldn't have a boyfriend if she's going to treat him with that much apathy

>>27590031
Well what do you think Sakuya's pet name for her boyfriend would be?

>>27590106
it was a trick question, Sakuya's too uptight for pet names

>>27590136
Surely even Sakuya would show some tenderness with a boyfriend in private

>>27590548
maybe, but using a pet name would be too embarrassing, even in private

>>27590746
In that case, what would be a good pet name for Sakuya's boyfriend to use on Sakuya?

>>27590876
Rosy, because her cheeks turn red when I kiss her

Literally just imagine working under Sakuya at the SDM. Your day begins early as your slumber is interrupted by the clamorous thud of books falling down in the library. After you've managed to eject Marisa, Sakuya hands you a list of tasks for the day. Since you can't fly you're stuck taking care of things at the mansion while Sakuya goes to the village to run errands. Despite your title, you're more akin to a glorified babysitter, cleaning up after the fairies and fixing anything they manage to break while making sure the hobgoblins aren't slacking off again. You're occasionally forced to assist Patchouli in the library, or go out front to make sure Meiling isn't sleeping on the job, but you've grown so accustomed to these detours that they may as well be part of your regular routine. By the time Sakuya returns, it's time to prepare breakfast. Not for you, of course, but for Remilia and Flandre. Sakuya takes care of most of the work, but you have to sit their and wait for your contribution. The silence is indicative of the palpable awkwardness between the two of you, Sakuya clearly has little experience spending this long with other humans. You contribute your own blood to the dish, and Sakuya silently takes her leave. Of course, from this point, things tend to get crazy. The mistress is fickle, and she comes up with something new to do every day. Some nights you'll have it easy as Remilia decides to leave with Sakuya to go pester the Shrine Maiden, while others you'll be running from a miscreation summoned on Remilia's behest. The night ends with Sakuya and you cleaning up whatever mess was left in the aftermath. You wish Sakuya a good night, and she always hesitates for a moment before wishing likewise to you. You return to your room, and in your exhaustion fall to sleep instantly. Of course, in 3 or 4 hours, your slumber will once again be interrupted by the clamorous thud of books falling down in the library.

>>27611388
>Sakuya takes care of most of the work, but you have to sit their and wait for your contribution. The silence is indicative of the palpable awkwardness between the two of you, Sakuya clearly has little experience spending this long with other humans. You contribute your own blood to the dish, and Sakuya silently takes her leave.
> You wish Sakuya a good night, and she always hesitates for a moment before wishing likewise to you.
Literally makes it worth it

>>27611388
>You're occasionally forced to assist Patchouli in the library
Koakuma is fucking useless.

>>27613898
>Wah! I'm from the brainy faction, not the muscley one!

>>27616110
Who are you quoting?

Sakuya doesn't even know she's supposed to regularly wash down there!

>>27616643
How could someone not know that?

>>27611388
Would Sakuya feel insecure at the idea of Remi hiring another human servant?

>>27624196
Considering that she’s not only the only human but also the only maid who actually does anything, I could imagine that she would feel insecure, despite the mountain difference of proficiency and ability between the two

>>27636435
She would probably question why the mistress would ever need another servant, an even consider that it may be because Remi isn't satisfied with her, Sakuya would definitely resent the other human for a while

>>27636495
But what if the new human servant is madly in love with Sakuya?

Always the meme queen.

>>27649412
Too big

>>27641695
Then it's a simple case of that "Marisa loves Alice" albeit with a bit of avoidance and personal distancing.
Honestly, Sakuya could threaten to kill me and I wouldn't have a problem with it. I guess it's okay if it is done by her hand... Even if she might have killed many and can make it as painful as possible in every moment until my soul escapes.

>>27658241
>Then it's a simple case of that "Marisa loves Alice" albeit with a bit of avoidance and personal distancing.
Having a love-hate relationship with Sakuya sounds dangerous, but memorable
>Honestly, Sakuya could threaten to kill me and I wouldn't have a problem with it. I guess it's okay if it is done by her hand... Even if she might have killed many and can make it as painful as possible in every moment until my soul escapes.
That does sound nice

>>27658241
I really doubt Sakuya would straight up murder you if Remi hired you

>>27658140
Too bad

>>27678157
I don't know how I'm catching threads in under a minute on a fresh F5, but whatever.
If W wasn't in a stretcher right now, I'd just look for one of my old posts picking apart the image you posted. I
TL;DR, the artist is more focused on irrelevant bullshit like tits and thighs, normalfag magnets, rather than actual proportions. Their revenue comes not from actual talent but people who keep one hand on the mouse and one in their pants. I can be wrong, but it's rare for art like that to not be the only style presented. It's not only saddening to see art stoop to such a level, but that's not my problem or place to speak upon.

>>27678321
Yes, It's fetish pandering, but nothing actually wrong with it as long as it can serve it's purpose.
Certainly there do exist more refined styles without the large breasts always being the main focal point.
But still, in the end it all really boils down to personal preference, which will inevitably clash with others.

I wish I could be the reason Sakuya smiles warmly

What would Sakuya name her baby?

>>27611388
>The mistress is fickle, and she comes up with something new to do every day. Some nights you'll have it easy as Remilia decides to leave with Sakuya to go pester the Shrine Maiden, while others you'll be running from a miscreation summoned on Remilia's behest.
This sounds interesting...

I want to moan Sakuya's name within her range of hearing

I want to shit on the floor of the SDM and watch Sakuya clean it up for free!

>>27746252
You wouldn't be there in the first place.

>>27746252
clean it up, wagie!

Sakuya would never love me. Sakuya would never care about me. Nothing matters to Sakuya except Remilia. She would never even show a hint of concern for me, much less actually feel it. I'd be better off buying some rope from Rinnosuke and hanging myself.

>>27795971
Even if it might be true, giving up isn't an option for me.
What is there to lose? Even the iciest of queens show a bit of sunlight.

>>27796050
>What is there to lose?
Everything. Your time, your money, your emotional wellbeing, your friends, your family, your sanity, your freedom, your Ego, your self-worth, your sense of self, your health, your life, your will to live. Sakuya isn't an Ice Queen, she's a black hole

>>27796050
How would you even go about trying to get that bit of sunshine? Why not go for someone, anyone, else?

>>27507545
I never considered it before, but is it possible to train your nipples to get fully erect on command without external stimuli?
Just imagine some otherwise amiable warm body isn't getting your literal invitation to come over to your place to lay down for a bit, so then you puff out your chest and flex your nipples out a solid cm, clearly poking through your bra or lack thereof. Like hell would they think you're suddenly cold.

Now imagine training for years from child and challenging Sakuya to a nipple fight to assert her rightful place as your bitch, but you lose. Her proud, erect nippi jamming themselves into your now inverted teats, over and over gooshing and gushing and you got milking until she ejaculates her aromatic, pheromatic, unpasteurized ambrosia into your virgin breasts, forever impregnating your being with her lascivious lactate, making you another leche-rous member of her dairy harem that is the SDM pastures. Getting lovingly raised and majorly milked as you assist her with her errands like a good girl, your relationship budding alongside your oversized, oversexed knockers.

And somehow this ends with you two watching reruns of the Golden Girls with Pache and China under one of those stupidly comfy blankets while eating fresh, homemade Rum Raisin, everyone using a tit or two as a pillow, while Remilia complains about old and ugly people on the happy screen.

I want Sakuya to treat me very roughly, from time to time. Swear at me, kick me, slap me, spit on me, step on me, whip me, rape me, tie me, drag me, drug me.
But what I want the most, is a loving kiss and a warm hug after doing those. I love her so much.

Wow, Sakuya sure went all out this year, even the blood is convincing.

>>27803320
So thats where the tomato sauce went... No pizza for me then...

>>27797644
>I want Sakuya to treat me very roughly, from time to time. Swear at me, kick me, slap me, spit on me, step on me, whip me, rape me, tie me, drag me, drug me.
Why?

>>27803320
This is Sakuya after dealing with >>27746252's NEET antics.

>>27336467
maid for breeding

>>27806015
with what?

>>27804995
I don't know.

>>27806996
Me, her husband.

>>27807944
>>27804995
He's likely a sub whose tired of the cutesy type. If it progresses any further, he may turn into another one of the femdom posters.

I want to touch Sakuya's tummy!

>>27808457
But I love cutesy Sakuya too.

>>27808457
Isn’t being a sub just a regular part of being attracted to Sakuya?

Imagine working under Sakuya and receiving your very own maid outfit to wear while working

>>27817682
There are no butlers in the SDM, there will be no compromise on this policy.

>>27817949
>There are no butlers in the SDM
That's the best part. I hope I can get a maid outfit like number 5 on pic related

>>27817949
Honestly disappointing. What kind of self-respecting Vampire Ojou-sama doesn't keep at least a few butlers around as a status symbol?

It doesn't make me want to work in the SDM any less though. A work environment with Remilia as the big boss, Sakuya as the manager, Flandre and Patchouli as the other managers that you're occasionally asked to multitask for, and the fairy maids as the useless coworkers that you can easily outperform to show how valuable you are sounds like a wonderful work environment.

>>27816267
Either hard sub or hard dom

>>27817682

>>27819291
Why not soft sub?

>>27820498
I wonder that too but most people always go for the extremes

>>27820556
>most
anyone on the extreme end is already far gone.

>>27820556
That's the internet for you. It's a lot easier to ignore things like "limits", "foreplay" and "aftercare" when you're strictly in the realm of fantasy and text on a screen than when you're actually having to think about consequences.

Goes for non-sexual fantasies too, which is why it's really easy to think that living in Genoskyo in general would be good times.

>>27821222
>It's a lot easier to ignore things like "limits", "foreplay" and "aftercare" when you're strictly in the realm of fantasy and text on a screen
I think the number one thing people forget about is aftercare when having fantasies. It's all fun and games until the after-climax clarity hits and you have 13 sharpies in your ass.

>>27336467
-that I just found!
When the time slows, be ready to throw.

-that I just found!
When the time slows, be ready to throw.

It just occurred to me that Sakuya looks really tired in this image?
>>27822194
Who would win, Robbie Rotten or some especially clever fairy?

>>27823593
She looks like she's physically holding in her desire to kill herself

>>27823593
having your leg amputated because your master wanted it on a whim really does a number to you

>>27823593
The fairies would ally with Robbie Rotten, because even they can intuitively recognize he is mostly harmless and just wants to cause silly hijinks.
They end up becoming the best of friends and go on countless an adventure.

>>27336467
She looks kinda stupid desu...

>>27822194
Knife her, not me!

>>27827538
This is just some dumb social media trick of the eye, her left hand is clearly reaching around.
She probably just sat on it to make it numb and a bit swollen so it she can finally live out of her weird fetish of hiring a gigolo to help her chew her food.

>>27831782
Just what are you talking about

>>27831913
That image I replied to.
I didn't think it needed context, but it deceptively looks like some dude has tied her up and is holding her cheeks forcefully.

>>27831782
>>27832038
But you can clearly see her bound left arm and that the muscular arm is pressing against her cheek

>>27832169
It's a very effective trick of the eye for sure.
The ropes are just for show, and most people would assume that Sakuya's arms would be more slender and feminine.

>>27832626
Anon I think you're just in denial

Sakuya is for rape and ryona

>>27833663
Sakuya is for raping me

Sakuya is for spanking!

>>27835640
Sakuya is for raping me!!!

Sakuya is Meiling's bitch!

I want to become friends with Sakuya. I want to eat meals with Sakuya. I want to feel utterly helpless and useless as a regular human with less combat potential then Rinnosuke as I watch her get her shit kicked in defending the mansion from Reimu because Remilia thought it would be funny to steal her donation box

I just want to lick Sakuya's tummy...

>>27337596
gentlemen

>>27836623
In her dreams.

I want to take a nap with Sakuya

>>27866208
I want to gently stroke Sakuya's hair, as she naps.

Extremely low quality.

>>27833663
Binbinbinbinbinbin.....chiku....

>>27818084
I can't stop imagining it. I think I've developed a problem.

Violent Sakuya is so hot

>>27884158
Helpless and scared Sakuya is hot too!

>>27884759

I prefer helpless and scared as Sakuya's sex toy

>>27885030
But why?

Sakuya is very good at spreading her legs! What a capable maid!

>>28012516
It's not just Sakuya.
Many girls are flexible.

>>28012516
It's not just Sakuya.
Many girls are flexible.

>>27981446
>>27981545
Every time she does this everyone starts choking, the SDM's lawn turns brown and all the birds fall out of the sky. I wish she'd be more considerate.

>>28013964
Except none of that happened.

Here your perfect and elegant maid

>>28012702
Every maid should be flexible.

>>28013964
Weird, since every time you force your hamfisted ESL meme, everyone starts cringing. I wish you had any imagination.

Saku-ASS

What type of plane would Sakuya fly?

>>28096795
I don't know.
I see her flying a Jet, but that might just be me being biased for obvious reasons.

>>28102420
Well obviously she'd be flying a jet, I mean what kind of jet

>>28049892
No one can deny that Sakuya has got the best ass of Gensokyo

>>28150377
Hers is the best shaped, but Shou has the biggest. (Or so I would assume. badum tiss.)

Imagine playing sakuya's braid

Sakuya gives me strenght

>>28222044

I wanna go fishing with Sakuya!

came across one of the corrupted images
heartbreak

Sakuya got her very own Remi fumo!

>>28259947
Collecting fumos with Sakuya! Hugging the fumos with Sakuya! Hugging Sakuya too!

>>28276486
And getting shamelessly sloshed with Sakuya!.

>>28276486
How would Sakuya react to finding my Sakuya fumo collection?

>>28283391
Probably with a nervous "Ehhh..", but wouldn't really mind.

>>28287416
>wouldn't really mind.
how would you feel if some Alice type freak kept multiple cotton dolls of you.

>>28287586
>Alice-type
Come on Anon, don't say such harsh things.

>>28287631
sorry

>>28287416
I'm not sure why, but I'm a little disappointed

>>28287891
Why? Would you expect her to cut you up right there, or drain your blood for Remilia? Or, perhaps, joining you on the fun?

>>28287891
I'd rather her not turn me into a pie for Flan, but I feel like her not minding is a bit... boring. I'm not sure what I would want her to do or feel, but I was somewhat hoping for more of a reaction

>>28288022
>Or, perhaps, joining you on the fun?
What do you mean anon?

>>28289247
Hugging the softs, collecting them and taking care of them. What else?

What is your Sakuya's personality?

>>28289763
>What else?
I want to tell Sakuya that I want to hug her while laying in a pile of Sakuya fumos!

>>28288301
Sakuya's just too disciplined and has been around the corner more times than she can possibly even remember. She'd likely expect what you're playing at, but knowing her she may just humortroll you and play along.
Like the cool, mature but occasionally absentminded and playful big sister type she is. >>28290262
>I'd rather her not turn me into a pie
Didn't that part of the agreement only concern "suicidal humans"?

>>28290888
>she may just humortroll you and play along
I want Sakuya to tease me by putting my Sakuya fumos on display at random places where she'll know i'll see them! And by randomly using them as puppets when she talks to me! Sakuya!!!!

>>28290888
>Didn't that part of the agreement only concern "suicidal humans"?
Would having a collection of Sakuya fumos in a place where Sakuya could find them not mark you as suicidal?

>>28290262
I used to imagine Sakuya as more cold, ruthless, and sadistic, but i've grown to see her more like >>28290888 described. I leave that sadistic Sakuya to fantasies only for the most part

I want Sakuya to hold me in her arms

>>28316502
I want it to be the other way around

>>28290888
this is the superior sakuya headcanon, digits confirm.

zzz

>>28311701
The thing with Sakuya is that she's one of the few 2hu characters with some actual character development, in EoSD she was cold and hateful against humans. But since then she has grown more and more friendly and you can't really tell that she's cold or spiteful against humans anymore.
Even her themes reflect that, from the edgy one in EoSD to her more wholesome one.

>>28344647
I wonder if she has any friends in the human village now

>>28365682
I wish I lived in the human village so I could say "at least one".

>>28340411
Meiling has mastered the art of dreaming and can lucid dream in multiple dreams simultaneously.

What can i do to impress Sakuya?

>>28464464
boner pushups

How would Sakuya react to me requesting a maid outfit if I somehow started working at SDM?

How would Sakuya react to me just strolling into the SDM uninvited and using all the onaholes?

>>28477846
Anon, that picture isn't good for my mental health

How do the fairy maids feel about being bossed around by Sakuya?

>>28478406
Asking a fairy how it feels is the equivalent of asking the sky why it is blue.

>>28477846
Sakuya boobers.

>fairy
Those fairies always make a mess, it's... not all that infuriating. More money for me I guess...

I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I wish Sakuya would whisper nice and comforting things into my ear. But she would be too busy, and she's above doing something like that for someone like me. She would probably think i'm pathetic for even thinking of a wish like that

Happy All Hallows' Eve, Saku-friends!

>>28528531
Happy Halloween dude
Hopefully it wasn't too noisy for the rest of you. If there was any of course.

found a good one

Everything's screwed right now, so I'm posting this to take a closer look. Nothing more.

There's a Patchouli and Reisen version as well.

>>28600223
>see under
It's true.

I'll have to find the others, but you really can't. Even on ones where you think you might see something.

I keep losing the folder.

>>28600247
I guess only her mistresses can do that.

>>28632000
>I guess only her mistresses can do that.
until she can't
>>27344411

Such a beautiful smile.

>>28635989
More like she shouldn't, loli Sakuya is verboten

>>28647307
I concur anon.

Going to parties with Sakuya!

>>28691036
>Going to parties
Imagine going to parties when Remilia has them regularly.

>>28705388
It's a shame nobody ever comes to them...

>>28719024
I go, but only so I can spend more time with Sakuya.

Any works from a certain artist or doujins you would like to see posted Online? I'm still sad that the doujins from this artist has never been posted anywhere...

>>28735415
Source?

>>28735434
@fumituki310 on Twitter.
I like their art and they got lots of Sakuya stuff

>>28735470
Wait, actively? I'll take a look.

I want Sakuya to do terrible things to me

I want to see Sakuya suffer!

Would you share Sakuya's bed if she insisted on seleeping with a 4` foot tall Remilia fumo?

>>28750936
Do NOT hurt the Sakuya. I repeat; Do NOT hurt the Sakuya!

>>28751359
>Me, my wife, and her 4ft tall fumo of our boss

>>28752241
Where specifically is that exact phrase quoted from?

>>28759366
My mind

>>28759366
It's a paraphrasing of a meme

>>28759641
awful

>>28759641
saisen cucked

here's my sakuya. sorry because of the shitty resolution

>>28771546
Cool drawing dude.

I want Sakiya to rest her head on my chest as I contemplate

>>28821193
I want to rest my head on Sakuya’s chest while she contemplates

>>28849445
I want to rest my head on Sakuya's tummy while she contemplate

>>28849445
I want wake up in the middle of the night and see Sakuya hiding under my covers, sleeping as she hugs me as if I am a large pillow.

>>28849445
You wouldn't feel much support, but that's not a bad thing.

>>28866422
I want wake up in the middle of the night and see Sakuya hiding under my covers, sleeping as she hugs me as if I am a large pillow.

>>28866384
I want wake up in the middle of the night and see Sakuya hiding under my covers, sleeping as she hugs me as if I am a large pillow.

I wonder if nightshift /jp/ still exists.

>>28866490
Anon you can't just post something like that, it's bad for my heart!

>>28866490
I want Sakuya to hold our baby against her chest as she sleeps

>>28906188
That is dangerous.
Babies belong in the crib.

>>28909681
I meant while the baby sleeps

>>28751359
could it be possible that this fumo is taller than the real thing?

>>28913608
That would be both funny and cute.

>>28914158
>>28913608
Please don't give Mistress a complex

Goodbye fellow Sakuya- fans!

>>28986050
Until next time. My love for my wife will live on!

Remember to take it easy.

Miracle of the Universe.

Until next time.