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somewhat agree

Bravo, Anon.

Too bad.

I agree.

i agree

I respect your opinion, and partly agree with it.

>>2870140
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Truth

>Dicks are disgusting.
I agree.

I would agree but I have gotten used to them
I just hate when both touhous are futas, nasty stuff

No violent reactions? How odd.

How are the girls in OP picture related?

i like my futa, but not on my touhou

>>2870182
This. Except on special occasions.

>thread

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Because it makes a lot of sense for such powerful beings to be raped by faceless men.

>>2870153

>>2870226
That's because they catch them by surprise and quickly remove their silly hat and dress (the source of their power).

>>2870226
Shut the fuck up and fap you faggot.

>>2870226
As practically everything in Gensokyo, they just act as if.

>>2870226
>faceless men
Sometimes you have to stop believing in this bullshit.

>>2870129
I agree with the OP's post 100%.

>>2870226

Obviously the solution is to remove penises from the equation entirely.

As things should be in Gensokyo.

Get a load of this kid. He doesn't like dicks. What a faggot.

I agree. Girl's love is the purest form of love. If chopping off my dick didn't disfigure me or scar me for life then I would do it in a heartbeat.

>>2870140
She wants someone to pet her tail.

What a faggot. Dicks are the only way to make Touhou doujins worthwhile.

actual futa < faceless men < incidental magical strap-on "futa" < gadgets and devices of all sorts < pure innocent love between two consenting touhous

There, I said it.

>>2870547
:gonk:

>>2870547
Since Rinnosuke is technically a Touhou, I guess I agree with you. Only I wouldn't put faceless men so low.

>>2870547
Pretty much, yeah.

Bosses for next Touhou game should be MANLY PIRATES.

I don't like Touhou porn.

The complete lack of men. And Rinnousuke is said to be gay too.

AND WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE HAVE A ROMANTIC YURI DOUJIN. WHY MUST THEY ATTACH COCKS TO THE GIRLS?

Fuck.

>>2870514

SRS won't "scar you for life". It's just not available to people who aren't actually diagnosed with GID.

>>2870547
Look at that faggot.

>>2870572
Because yuri is shit and an insult to porn everywhere.

I started from reading gang rape fest doujins, and now I love consensual sex between man and woman (if it's Touhou it's even better).
There, I finally said it.
Did I grow out of /jp/?

>I don't like Touhou futa. They should just be cute girls. Dicks ruin them. Dicks are disgusting.

Cool opinion, bro.

>>2870572
there's plenty of yuri, it's just a case of selective memory (especially when people start reading a doujinshi and get ambushed by futa that they weren't expecting).

Anyway, I'd much rather have futa than faceless guy rape

I don't really mind futa, but futa by a shitty artist is more shit than ... well, futa artists generally suck more.

Anyway, lesbian Touhou sex is crap. Get that shit out of here (unless the artist is fuck-awesome).

I agree

>>2870628
People who do pairings are annoying and the lowest of the fandom. Faceless men solves this problem by having only one character of importance.

>>2870664
>giving a shit about pairing in an h-doujin
Haha, oh wow.

>>2870664

Pairings is what makes Touhou so popular

>>2870686
>Pairings is what makes Touhou so popular among gaia users.

Who cares about them?

>>2870699

I enjoy pairings. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart whenever I see Alice sneak a glance at Marisa.

>>2870699
What are you, in denial or something? More than a half of doujinshi are about pairings.

>>2870664
>>2870670
>>2870699
You guys are like the whores of porn.
Enjoy your casual, meaningless masturbation.

>>2870714
Most of doujin are just slice-of-life comedy, not pairing wank. Not that the doujins are even that important, since Touhou should be about the games, anyway.

>>2870723
Porn is for masturbating to. If I like the characters that's a bonus, but I don't really give a shit who they're paired up with.

>>2870723
I was having trouble coming up with an adequate reply earlier, so basically this.

I'd might as well just read some random H-manga with a generic girl instead of Touhou faceless guy rape

>>2870723
Actually, i enjoy futa/yuri/rape doujin. I can fap to everything and dislike nothing.
>>2870737
Too bad that the games don't have that stuff, that's why they are there.

>>2870748
Not really. Because it's more fun to have characters I know raped then characters I don't.

/u/ is the real touhou board here

>>2870769
than

>>2870699
That's a surprising number of gaia users in Japan.

>>2870664
Faceless men doujins happen to strip a touhou of her entire character, though.

There's nothing wrong with the concept per se. It just doesn't work here. I think I'd prefer some faceless futa fairies revenge-raping the playable character over faceless men, if only for the similarity to the gameplay.

>>2870771
More like /d/ is the real Touhou board. Touhou yuri is a minority.

>>2870737
What, are you just counting translated stuff? Because from all the raws I have, around 22.6GB for non-ero ones, an relatively big chunk is "pairing wank".

>>2870771
No, it's shit.

>>2870779
>Faceless men doujins happen to strip a touhou of her entire character, though.

More so than turning characters into lesbians? You can't be serious. "Oh, but everyone is Gensokyou is a lesbean XD," right?

Every non-danmaku-battle (the shittiest genre) doujin is about pairings.

>>2870804

Touhous don't have character.

In-game, they're just RANDOM PLOT DEVICE #23 or MACGUFFIN #15, moe-blob style.

The fanworks are all that suffice to flesh out their characters. The games are just shooting games, they don't delve deeply into the characters at all.

>>2870827
Are you forgetting about ZUN's non-game works?

>>2870842
But those, actually suck.

>>2870842

Oh, you mean the ones that everyone hates, like SSIB and Akyu?

Mention PMiSS:

>LOL AKYU IS SAID TO BE EXAGGERATING SO ITS NOT ALL TRUE LOLOLLOOL

Mention SSIB:

>LOL MOAR LIEK SILENT DURP IN DURP HURR HURR

>>2870862
Sure is troll around here.

>>2870858
Well, it's ZUN attempting to write, what can you expect? It's still official characterization.

I liked this thread better when it was about futa.

>>2870862
But PMiSS is a fun read.

>>2870862
Only retards hate the AQN

Futa for some, miniature american flags for others!

>>2870798
I'm just counting translated ones, yeah.

>I don't like Touhou futa.

But how will /tg/ get their D&D books now?

>>2870862
Even if you somehow manage to turn SSiB trolls into "everyone" and recognition of PMiSS's canonical factual inaccuracy into "hate", there's still a giant hole in your argument called EaLND/SaBND/OSP.

With futa it begins. Soon you will enjoy yaoi VNs.

I've never liked futa. Either give me a trap or a true faggot.

>>2870882

>But PMiSS is a fun read.

Allow me to quote Anon on PMISS:

ITZ NON CANON BECUZ AKYU LIED AND MADE STUFF UP DATS WUT ZUN SAID HURRRRR

I personally like it, and even tolerated SSIB, but nobody cares about that.

>>2870897
+CoLA

>>2870897
>>2870897

Protip: Newfags can't EaLND.

Seriously, just ask a random /jp/ going, Touhou loving anon what that is and they'll be all like I DUNNO LAWL.

But show them Cirno and you'll instantly hear LOL WAT A BACKA

>>2870896
Piracy will always win out in the end.

>>2870903
You are quoting a troll or an idiot.

>people actually believing Touhou characters have depth

>>2870903
I don't follow.

I enjoyed reading what I've read of that Akyu shit, but I will still troll Anonymous saying it isn't canon.

That moon manga is shit though. Aki Eda is AIDS.

>>2870912
He's quoting, erm, himself?

>>2870912
>>2870920

BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2436089#p2436181

Shall I provide more instances where Anonymous discredited Akyu? I really don't want to, because there's so many I'd be here all day, and unlike some I actually have things to do and places to go.

>>2870897
>>2870905
Don't forget the Mary & Renko CDs.

>>2870915
>people (intentionally?) misreading the entire thread

>>2870910
But it's being translated, why wouldn't they have read it?

>>2870935
And CiLR, which already ended and needs translation asap.

>>2870939

Because they're newfags.

Also, the fact that people complain about SSIB and Akyu is conclusive proof that /jp/ doesn't give a flying fuck about what is truly Canon in the Touhou universe, but we all already knew that.

After all, the BAKA threads are way more popular.

>>2870932
>discredited Akyu

So actually believing her own words on the nature of her book is now "discrediting her"? You're not making any sense.

Futa is fine for me, as long as they're 'magical mushrooms'. I'm picky like that.

>>2870968

Yes, because everyone solidly ignores PMiSS and insists that it is non-canonical because AKYU LIED DURP HURP.

>>2870968
The same kind of people that believe evolution is "discredited".

>/b/ anons don't give a flying fuck about what is truly Canon in the Touhou universe

Fixed for you.

>>2870976
Akyu said the truth. When she said she made stuff up. I believe her. And you're still not making any sense.

>>2870968

While we're at it, I don't seem to recall where Akyu said that everything she printed is an outright falsehood or libel against the Touhous.

>>2870984

>When she said she made stuff up.

Care to outline for me where Akyu said that she outright created falsehoods and lies? Because I do not see this here.

>>2870979

look at the strawman hanging onto his straws

Real heterosexual males shouldn't be afraid of seeing another man's dick. It's called being confident in your sexuality.

Why I could have naked men dancing in front of me all day and even if I did get an erection or stared at their ass it wouldn't make me gay because I have confidence that I am straight.

>>2870985
>an outright falsehood or libel against the Touhous

Nice overblowing the problem there.

"In fact, a number of the youkai threat levels have been inflated somewhat in this volume."

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue

It's the ninth time this link is posted here. I checked.

>>2871026

>inflated somewhat

Key words, there.

inflated somewhat =! OUTRIGHT LIES AND FALSEHOOD EVERYWHERE

No amount of bullshitting will change this.

>>2871026

>>2871026

>inflated somewhat

Key words, there.

inflated somewhat =! OUTRIGHT LIES AND FALSEHOOD EVERYWHERE

One does NOT equal the other.

No amount of bullshitting will change this.

People like the fine gentleman posted here:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2436089#p2436181

....can't seem to grasp that Akyu is merely presenting things from a human standpoint, so naturally the danger levels and such are a bit larger than they would be for a powerful magician.

So instead they run around saying that Akyu lied and ZUN said that PMiSS is canonical, so therefore Akyu is to be ignored entirely because everything she says is an outright lie, like the gentleman I linked to above.

>>2871026
>ninth
>Akyu

Hehe, was that on purpose?

>>2871026

>inflated somewhat

Key words, there...as I said, Akyu never wrote that she lied, so you failed to prove that point entirely.

inflated somewhat =! OUTRIGHT LIES AND FALSEHOOD EVERYWHERE

One does NOT equal the other.

No amount of bullshitting will change this.

People like the fine gentleman posted here:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2436089#p2436181

....can't seem to grasp that Akyu is merely presenting things from a human standpoint, so naturally the danger levels and such are a bit larger than they would be for a powerful magician.

So instead they run around saying that Akyu lied and ZUN said that PMiSS is canonical, so therefore Akyu is to be ignored entirely because everything she says is an outright lie, like the gentleman I linked to above.

>>2871063

Oh, and saying that

>DURP HURP INFLATING THE FACTS MEENZ SHE LIED SO SHE SAID SHE LIED LOLZ

...puts you in the same rank as the mouthbreathers who start Cirno Baka threads.

>>2871095
Noone's claiming she made up the whole Gensokyo and all the Touhous from scratch (ZUN did). She just took their basic characteristics and made up the details. And basic characteristics are something we know from games already, so the amount of solid knowledge one can get from PMiSS is close to zero.

But nice use of logical fallacies there.

>>2871118
Stop posting or I'm going to cry ;_;

>>2871118
damn, why do i agree with you

>>2871123

>HURRRRRRRRRRRR DISREGARD AKYU ENTIRELY CUZ SHE MADE STUFF UP LOL

This behavior is precisely what I outlined here >>2870862.

Egads, I'm a genius.

>>2871118
You're just angry because PMiSS feeds into your delusion of GRIMDARK TOUHOU only to completely destroy it by the end. Cheer up, there are other, grimmer stories and settings out there.

>>2871135
>I'm a genius
Reported for unrealistic judgement.

>>2871123

>HURRRRRRRRRRRR DISREGARD AKYU ENTIRELY CUZ SHE MADE STUFF UP LOL

This behavior is precisely what I outlined here >>2870862.

Egad, I'm a genius.

>DURRRRR LOGICKUL FALLASHIES

Ah, the fallback argument of one who has lost.

Look at the strawman grasping at his straws...

This thread sucks. And the amount of replies is only testament to this fact.

>>2871143


Darling, I don't care if people hate PMiSS.

But everyone was jumping up and down and saying UR TROLLAN when I said that people ignore PMiSS entirely.

>>2871123 proved my point. Now that we know that I was not merely pulling things out of the air, can we talk about Touhou Futa now?

>>2871156
> Touhous don't have character.
> In-game, they're just RANDOM PLOT DEVICE #23 or MACGUFFIN #15, moe-blob style.
> The fanworks are all that suffice to flesh out their characters. The games are just shooting games, they don't delve deeply into the characters at all.
ergo your wrong bitch

>>2871172

butthurt virgin detected

>>2871156
You were saying they "hate" it. You're one of the few who actually hate it, for reasons stated above. Everyone else just doesn't treat it as valid source of canonical information, which doesn't prevent from enjoying it. It's been explained to you many times throughtout this thread, maybe it's time for you to stop throwing a fit?

I don't like Touhou yuri. They should just be raped with dicks. Yuri ruins them. Lesbians are disgusting.

There, I finally said it.

>>2871190

Wut? I love PMiSS, I consider it my staff to lean on when considering Gensokyo for details. It's a very useful little encyclopedia.

Funny thing is, whenever I mention something from PMiSS, people are quick to discredit it as falsehood and lies from Akyu.

And it's not so much that everyone hates it, but more that quite a few people ignore Akyu and say that she made stuff up, as >>2871123 said.

>>2871205
You're the one who ignores Akyu when she says she made up stuff.

We're starting to run in circles here.

>>2871190

Wut? I love PMiSS, I consider it my staff to lean on when considering Gensokyo for details. It's a very useful little encyclopedia.

Funny thing is, whenever I mention something from PMiSS, people are quick to discredit it as falsehood and lies from Akyu.

And it's not so much that everyone hates it, but more that quite a few people ignore Akyu and say that she made stuff up, as >>2871123 said.

>Everyone else just doesn't treat it as valid source of canonical information

Yeah, that WOULD be my point. Why are we going over this again, I wonder?

I believe I went over this before when I mentioned that /jp/ ignores PMiSS and goes

>HURR HURRR PMiSS IS FALSEHOOD AND LIES AND MADEUP IGNORE IT LOL

And lastly, she never said she made up stuff. Inflation and outright creation of falsehoods are two different things.

If you think that 'inflating the facts' = MADE EVERYTHING UP LOLOL, you are no worse than the Iosys fantards.

>>2871213

>You're the one who ignores Akyu when she says she made up stuff.

She never said that, so what's your point?

>>2870628
>there's plenty of yuri, it's just a case of selective memory
Yeah, this. I used to complain over all the RO porn being futa, but then after I got into futa and started searching for it again, I found out there wasn't that many of it to begin with.

>>2871223
Yes, she did. You just don't want to admit it.

>>2871219
>Yeah, that WOULD be my point. Why are we going over this again, I wonder?

Because you're calling it "hate", which is either an intentional misinterpretation or a misunderstanding of what "hate" means on your part.

I'm neutral towards futa but I can't look at Touhou futa, which rules out 90+ percent of all the dirty doujin material. I just don't like the idea of cute girls having penises, much less huge throbbing erections. It's unnatural and bizarre.

>>2871229

See

>>2871095

>inflated somewhat =! OUTRIGHT LIES AND FALSEHOOD EVERYWHERE

The only person lying here is you, really. You can insist that inflating the facts is lying until you're blue in the face, it won't make you any more correct.

Akyu never said that she lied outright. She admitted to inflating the danger levels somewhat.

Of course, that won't stop cancerous secondaryfans like yourself from misconstruing Akyu's words, so we can look forwards to pages and pages of BAKA and A-Alice instead stead.

Now, don't you have some IOSYS videos to watch?

>>2871251

> I just don't like the idea of cute girls having penises, much less huge throbbing erections. It's unnatural and bizarre.

I guess you must hate fun. How can you not see the appeal, to say nothing of the cuteness, in little girls with disproportionately sized dicks?

>>2871251

> I just don't like the idea of cute girls having penises, much less huge throbbing erections. It's unnatural and bizarre.

I guess you must hate fun. How can you not see the appeal, to say nothing of the cuteness, in little girls with disproportionately sized dicks that gush pints of sperm at each go?

The sick and wrong nature of it makes it all the more appealing. But I digress...it's understandable that some would take offense at the vast popularity of dickgirls in the Touhou fanon. It's almost unavoidable.

>>2871282

I, uh. I don't know. I just don't see the appeal of cute girls having huge penises. I guess it can be kind of funny, but it sure as hell ruins the porn for me.

I don't mind traps, however.

>>2871308

That's fine, I don't blame you. In fact, I would prefer that you stick to your own opinion instead of trying to like futacocks.

Pushing one's fetishes on others is a staple of the furry fandom, and I won't have Touhou taking on that horrendous mantle.

>>2871267
You asked for a specific quote where she said she was lying. You got it. Now you're trying to pretend it's just one quote and the rest of the text doesn't negate the entire book by pointing out it's deprecated and unnecessary.

Say, did you actually read the whole Monologue, or are you deciding to ignore it completely?

>>2871314
the rest of the anime fandom does that well enough

>>2871328

>You asked for a specific quote where she said she was lying. You got it.

I did not. What I got was a deliberate misreading of Akyu's words.

It doesn't matter if you're hell-bent on twisting Akyu's words, in no way did she write that she lied. She admitted to inflating the facts.

>>2871267
You asked for a specific quote where she said she was lying. You got it. Now you're trying to pretend it's just one quote and the rest of the text doesn't negate the entire book by pointing out it's deprecated, unnecessary and not meant to be read at face value.

Say, did you actually read the whole Monologue, or are you deciding to ignore it completely?

>>2871357

Nobody cares about your strawmen. See: >>2871349.

And yes, I read the entire thing. For crying out loud, I have it in my bookmarks. Stop grasping at straws.

Somebody is posting dozens of times in this thread and then deleting his posts, and it's annoying.
Minimized.

>>2870572
shine sakuya one of the best doujin non futa

>>2871267
i was a secondaryfan but i open the eyes for the truth

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>>2871738
Wanna hear something funny?

I reported this shit to the youth protection of Germany for being obviously a BBS for Child Molesters.

>>2871729
Danmaku is small bombs.