/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>28631678
cute titty automaton.

>>28631678
How does that even work?

>>28630586
Strong cows are good cows!
>>28631915
Titty magic.

>>28631678
That is a very small robot! And a very big hand!

You know what they say about girls with big wingspans.

>>28631915
Mana is stored in the breasts

>Discussing discords being circle jerking hives
>THAT spammer shows up
Suspicious.

AROUND FLIES
HOLD ONTO YOUR GUYS

It doesn't matter how hard you try. You'll never manage to pull your dick out of a sandworm

>>28631678
>tfw no gynoid waifu

>>28632472
>dragging internet drama to the next thread
Kill yourself my man

>>28632086

>>28632544
>>28632086
Never did like spiders. Never will like spiders.

The most stressful part of being Daimyo is convincing your retainers not to commit seppuku every time they make a mistake

>>28632650
Doesn't matter. She's already dead

>>28632600
Your loss.

>>28632243
Sauce me my nigga

spoders

>>28632712
Not a loss at all. It's a win

>>28632779
>tfw you'll never have tea with your large Ushi gf

>>28632472
Only thing suspicious is you drawing attention, R&I

Sometimes you milk the cow, and sometimes the cow milks you.

Big seals

>>28632795
Beeg loss

>>28632821
The fate all human men deserve

>>28632821
long-ass neck and weird shoulder anatomy made me think it's that deer-llama-human mutant from Parasite Eve 2

Hey kid wanna wish?

>>28633049
Just gonna do a driveby wish and wish your clothes disappeared

>>28633049
do genies groan every time someone tries to be funny and wish for more wishes?

>>28633049
>I wish for you to make-out with me
>I wish for you to have sex with me
>I wish for you to marry me

>>28632650
She'll give up on seppuku if you "stab" her.

>>28632008
Minos my man

>>28632662
It's the spirit of it that counts

>>28633204
Fool, you just wasted all three of your wishes! Now she gets three to use on you!

>>28633049
I wish for you to get pregnant.

>>28633118
I can't blame them.

>>28632797
>responding to spam

>>28632797
>responding to giantess spammer
Retard

>>28633294
>spam
you should have seen 4chan before captcha.

>>28633294
>>28633305
How the fuck is that spam? It's a single picture. Sorry I don't follow whatever stupid bullshit you faggots babyrage about constantly.

Are you ready for the beach

>The autist cries out in pain as it strikes you
Kill yourself

I want to see a Manticore liking and wearing really girly panties and being embarrassed about having them seen

>>28633385
laughing about her panties earns you two hours of tail hell.

>>28633429
But what if I tell her I like them?

>>28632821
that cow is a fake cow, her tits are too small.

>>28633449
four hours it is then.

>>28633359
No.

>>28633557
And if I start kissing her panty clad mound and pussy lips while she's tailing me?

>>28633359
No its 31 F out. What is she doing?

>>28633359
I am not Australian.

>>28633359
>>28633628
>>28633679
Perfect beach weather for winter girls

>>28633660
Hope you don't need to come up for air very often

>A gentleman kisses the lady's hand
>But a husband kisses the lady's foot

>>28633867
>>But a husband kisses the lady's cunt
Fixed

>>28633887
I want an Elf aunt to bully and tease until she snaps and rapes me at the family Christmas party.

>>28634016
Like on the dinner table in front of everybody or what?

Neat

What are some words certain monsters would think are dirty talk?

>>28634178
>Hello miss.

>>28634178
>Fucking hell -> Fuck in Hell
She'll take it to mean "Fuck me in Hell"
>Fuck me or fuck my life
Will be taken literally

Could go on. Be careful about what words you use around a monster girl!

>>28633262
>She wishes for you to cum inside of her
>She wishes for you to impregnate her
>She wishes to spend eternity with you
Nefarious!

Pick a game and how MGs would make it MG friendly

>>28634828
ummm touhou but with cute boys instead?

>>28634178
>stuck in a rut
>pigs in a blanket
>nutjob

>>28634828
Monster Girl Quest
Less murder, no bad ends, only sort of bad end is any of the ones with angels, though those are more bittersweet

>>28634828
Last game I played was Far Cry 5 so I guess Dark Priests / Dark Valkyries make a religious commune in Montana?

>>28634890
>The youkai are all cute boys
>The bullets are sperm
>The goal of the game is now be hit by as much sperm as possible rather than dodging it
Could work.

>>28634828
Monopoly would probably get interesting. Strip Poker becomes the default method of playing Poker. No matter who wins no one loses.

>>28634997
I once recommended mgq to a friend when he said he was intersted in getting into eroge,
he didn't talk to me in months

>>28634828
You can romance the Deathclaw

>>28635032
I once played through MGQ with my roomate. We both enjoyed it much more once we thought of it as a horror game.

>>28635032
That sucks

>>28634828
Kunoichi's Creed, where you play as an entire family of kunoichis all doing their own, progressingly difficult "assassinations", with only their wits and your guidance to help them find, capture and "recruit" the other half of their family.

>>28635032
Ouch.

>>28631678
Cute stress ball.

>>28634828
Doom but you play as a Lilim who shoots heroes and knights with monster mana until they transform into monsters/incubi

>>28637049
>he cheated on his unicorn wife
Why anon...

>Succubus is wearing nothing but pasties on her tits and pussy
>Her argument is that the important bits are covered so she's technically dressed
This is a school function, how do you proceed?

>>28637208
She's a bad girl and may well have encouraged him to sleep with her step-sister-mom.

>>28637273
I present her a wardrobe of proper clothing (mostly lingerie) and explain the error of her ways. The sweater dress is sure to confuse her, but understanding those takes time.

>>28637273
in ancient china they considered most erotic part of a woman her feet, in ancient Chinese paintings with full tits and genitalia shown they would always cover her feet as that was considered going over the line.

>>28637273
What if I tell her I'm more attracted to traditional demon clothing?

Dracoliches.

>>28637273
Tell her the wonders of the school uniform.

>>28637273
What if I ask her to be my gf but she needs to dress in a proper school uniform for that too happen?

>>28637420
>Not "Eggs gonna get impregnatey"

>>28638279
She's doing her best, anon!

>>28637420
>not eggs and rapey

It's the Headless Horsepussy!

>>28637859

>>28638401
The most portable blowjob known to man.

Cunny!

>>28638834
Fluffy cunny.

Are you ready for winter anons?

>>28639186
Is Manticore fur and fluff warm and cozy?

>>28634828
World of warcraft but it's just humans vs. monster girls. You pvp to see who gets to top.

>>28639186
Yeah I'm ready for it to be sunny and 80F fahrenheit on Christmas day again

>>28639426
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>28639505

>>28639186
God yes

Summer is hell

Stretchy slime.

>>28639186
I'm never ready. I wish I could move to the tropics with my wife for warm weather year round.

>>28639186
Guess so. It's probably gonna be rainy and windy again though.

>>28639186
I can't wait for the rape cabin in the mountains

>>28639426
Holy shit are you me?

>>28639186
The ice girls are probably going to have to wait a week or two more.

ded

>>28640703
ded

I want a T-Rex girl mommy.

>>28640754
wock theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7gRpIKfSCM

>>28640703
ded

>>28640849
I expected something more like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg
or
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8TQF8jo7eT8

>>28639928
>the rape cabin in the mountains
Is that the movie where the Snuggle Scouts party in the woods and find a scary facility underneath?

>>28641336
Hi alp

I want to cast megamorphosis on a baphomet!

>>28641613
I love cats, I love smug, and I love tits n ass
If a CC ever came near me I'd be as good as hers without a sliver of doubt

>>28641773
Based

Breasts for all women and girls

Face your fears. Fuck a murderplant til she loses the will to kill.

>>28639928
I hope the Yeti who lives there has workout equipment she puts to good use.

>>28641839
I can't tell for sure what that plant is secreting, but I don't think I can handle buckets of raw magic plant poison so I might sit this one out, chief.

>>28642007
>that plant is secreting
its purple drank

>>28641839
The only plants I'm drawn to are barometz, tentacle and maybe flowkelp.

>>28641839
Would 100% mating press in her own plant.

>>28642423
If you mate with a plant, does she pop out seeds like harpies do with eggs, and then plant those seeds to make daughters?

>>28642015
Cute catterpillar.

>>28639186
Yup, the wives get soft/softer during the winter months.

>>28642570
I’d fuck it, but I’d cast megamorphosis on her first

>>28642015
It’s not fair! I want a childhood friend Greenworm. All I’ve got in my neighborhood is nothing but old CC hags who just want my body.

>>28641832
I hope you're personally visited by a sabbath tonight

>>28642809
Is KC making a MGE coloring book?
I’d totally buy one.

>>28642795
Ara ara humpty egg sounds really fucking good.

>>28642929
Childhood friend Wonderworm good enough?

>>28642809
The most dangerous viagra dispencer.

>>28642591
Plant and make daughters, she jerks you off onto them so they 'grow healthy and strong'. I don't question it.

>>28642954
Hopefully it’s the Shirokuto Sabbath
But I’m probably too much of a brainlet for such an esteemed institution

>>28643252
You could always be a janitor. They probably aren't that great with basic self-care and menial tasks.

>>28643651
They don't really have a need for that sort of thing when the whole place is enchanted to the nines.
The menial work literally takes care of itself.

>>28643824
But why do that when they could have some guy pick their bloomers off the ground?

>>28642971
>Is KC making a MGE coloring book?
No, that's a different artist.

Speaking of sabbaths, which one do you think would have the most variety and which one has the best sex?

>>28644226
>most variety
Momonika
>best sex
Kuro

>>28644198
did he make his game yet?

>>28642954
I hope so too

My fierce love of breasts will affect them and solve their mistakes

>>28644198
Intense fear boner.

>>28644116
Because men would be of significantly better use replenishing the staggering quantities of mana they end up using in their research.

>>28644358
Jokes on you they will send the marune sabbath.

>>28644495
It's important to allot time in the day for flirting and sexual tension .

>>28644389

>>28644785
Don't fall for her friendly face. Her husband hasn't left the bedroom for the last century.

Bros, I want Calli to gentle femdom me...

Best MG for this feel?

>>28645139
Elves

>>28645139
The feeling of being with a loving loli who'll lift you up (Mentally and physically)? Baphomet.

Your dick will never see the light of day again

>>28645063
Oh this isn't the hololive thread. She's a grim reaper, does that count as monster girl?

>>28645662
Can't say it did much before either.

>>28642150
>its purple drank
Nevermind, then. Send me in coach, I'm ready.

>>28645955
you know what. Sure man, Sure, she counts. What do you want her to do to you?

>>28645063
Aunty reaper is to much of a dork to dom anyone.

>>28646231
Pin me to a bed and call me a good boy.

>>28646419
That's good stuff man, You think her skin would be cold? I think it would.

gote

>>28647217
Bloat the goat.

Does your wife share your hobbies? And if she doesn't, does she at least give it a try before getting flustered and giving up?

>>28647217
Wine gote

>>28647340
There's overlap.

One likes vidya and table-top and the other enjoys more physical activities like Amateur adventuring.

What makes cute retards so appealing? How do you convince a wurm, that the open bottle of glue and the trail on the table and the glue around her mouth is indisputable evidence that she was drinking glue?

>>28647340
She teases me about pretending I don't have hobbies and being too non-committal to give something my all.
I'm more comfortable indulging in her hobbies.

>>28647340
harassing the pharaoh is fun for the whole family

>>28647512
Cause she was sucking your dick and that’s your cum

>>28647962
See, she tried to pull that, but the bottle clearly says "glue"

>>28647861
Please stop grape snake. My waifu has been reduce to a neet that plays strategist games all day to enact power fantasies.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a shortstack, be she nuki, oni, or something else entirely.

>>28648319
I'm snuggling with this squirrel until she stops talking about poll numbers.

youthful dragons

>>28648485

>>28648485
mouthful dragons

>>28648474
You should, she gonna be busy tomorrow

If you wanted your flat skeleton girl to turn into a big titty skeleton girl, would you cast Megalomorphosis?

>>28643081
Dude already looks high af and she isn’t even a wonderworm yet

>>28648815
She looks pretty wonderful already. are you sure shes not a wonderworm?

>>28645063
I’d rather have Callie and Marie to femdom me

>>28636743
All men should belong to a Lava Golem or Dorome onee-san.

>>28648673
>>28640984
I was right!

>>28648319
this may be the last mg thread ever

>>28643252
>wanted to work for the Shirokuto Sabbath
>get stuck as an amazon’s house-husband instead
Ugh

>>28649960
It's not like the world is going to fucking shit itself tomorrow anon.

sandfish

>>28648319
I want to get snug with a shortstack nuki, fox, and rata. Big tits, big ass, and big mofu on small frames.

portals when

I wonder how tsundere mamono would react when their husbands are feeling sad or down

>>28650062
shit will escalate, nukes will fly, I got an old cold war bomb shelter and my rona supplies to last me a few months but the isolation will make me go crazy till I make an mg tulpa

>>28650511
There's not going to be nukes you dummy, things are just going to get progressively worse so slowly you won't likely be able to notice. The point of no return was decades ago, it's too late to avoid it.

Gazer say
FUCK POLITICS

>>28650748
>tfw no muscle monstergirl gf to use me like a sweatrag after she gets done working out

>>28650305
Never. We've passed too many doomsday dates. I can't trust anymore.

>One Order nation attempts to demoralize mamono by spreading NTR porn
>backfires horribly
>Extremist ranks have expanded significantly
>Eros declared a holy war on the nation
>Now they have a massive and very pissed off demon army on the way to them determined to "liberate" them

You haven't been consorting with foul monsters right, anon? You haven't, heaven forbid, laid with one of their kind?

>>28650873
>implying there's any women who'd want me

>>28650873
Course not

Now if you'll excuse me these sisters need my help with something

>>28633049
Give me the cool genie.

>>28651065
WIsh 1 is to be able to manhandle those tiddies whenever I want

I'm sure 2 and 3 will come to me someday

SHARKS

>>28634385
>Telling a vampire "Oh Bite me!"

>>28645139
Accept no substitutes.

Akaname, toad and sandworm harem for triple tongue action.

>>28650873
Those purity inspectors sure are intimidating. They keep searching my home and body for signs of being with monsters. I'm scared that they might find a reason to take me away.

>>28650873
Of course! The thought of being with one of you has never crossed my mind.

I like my cats soft slick and shiny

>>28651689
Based and rubberpilled.

>>28633118
>Not wishing for more Genies
Pathetic

>>28651689
Same, but with succs.

Is it true what they say about shoggoth? That every copy is personalized?

>>28652511
No.

>>28644495
What kind of man gets physically dominated by a little girl?

>>28652566
White man

>>28652511
Eww, men shouldn't have to deal with nasty, gross sludge like slimes as a maid!

>>28652566
The man in proximity to a girl that is both very powerful and very horny.

>>28631678
Would this be passed off as an Order State or kingdom, or Lescatie?

https://youtu.be/Mj_tRQOB8bc

>>28653006
Why not go back to /tg/ and ask there?

>>28653713
What's your problem?

>>28653910
we got a live one boys

>>28653910
He doesn't like scrappy redheads. What do you think her eventual fate as a monster is going to be?

Dullahan? Zombie? Vampire? Imagine being her squire and getting kidnapped alongside her by a vampire who kits her our in bondage gear, drugs you both, gets her fit to burst and fluffs you to the point you're hard enough to pierce reality, and then she sets you loose on the newly turned vampire knight while she's still locked up

>>28653006
How about you kill yourself?

>>28654197
I think I like it. I just don't get why questions like that are sometimes answered with ">>/tg/ and begone". Doesn't seem like any deliberate trolling to me, and could just be someone who's never been to /mgt/ before.

>>28654369
>I just don't get why questions like that are sometimes answered with ">>/tg/ and begone".
there are genuinely autistic people here

>>28654369
He's compounding you with another shitposter that primarily posts human boys and just tacks on "oh this is order btw".

That guy is literal cancer. Human girls are relevant, as is paladin chan and all the lewdness that befalls her corruption.

>>28632779
Say what you will but the silmarils are mine and will always be mine

>>28654531
Well, I think that he should cool down a little on those accusations, though I'm not >>28653006, actually.

I like cows

>>28654626
I agree, nothing wrong with posting off topic images, fellow 4channer

There is no stopping the inevitable horde.

>>28654744
>>28655360
Gobbos try to enter the farm while sleep cow stands guard, what happens?

Would you fuck a thornpussy alraune?

>>28655386
Through a combination of her short stature, asymmetrical horns and large breasts they decide she is a hobgoblin and declare her as boss.

What kind of questions would a wurm ask

>>28655489
What's your tax policy?
Why do you like GoT?

>>28655489
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
What was my face before my mom was hatched?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear, does it still make a sound?
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>28654744
Wake up Betsy! Winter's coming! You've gotta collect the harvest in time!

>>28655360
A Goblin horde outnumbers the guards of a small village 30 to 1.

>>28655472
No but I do want more monster girls with that kind of body.

>>28655918
Imperial guards wear full-plate. You should've paid the fine!

>>28655931
>Goblins forced by the guards to rebuild the buildings and walls they tore down. Apologizing to the townsfolk, before sheepishly returning the men they captured.

>>28655918
Does that mean that they all get 30 goblin wives?

>>28655472
Are they demon silver style thorns?

>>28655918
I could probably take 3 goblins in a fight

>>28655978
Assuming it's unarmed, could probably punt the first few, pulling off the ones that try to grapple you.
But if they knock you to the ground it's kind of game over, you've lost your height advantage and they can subdue you more easily.

>>28655972
Yeah KC hasn't done a single peak ara ara girl yet

>>28655487
>>28655970
Being a sheriff in the wild west and dealing with the Goblin desperados would be a pain.

>>28656306
Damn Goblins wearing nothing but ponchos and getting drunk on tequila.

>>28655972
no

>>28656213
Wight?

>>28656491
Wwong

>>28656491
Too slim too elegant, not as much of a tit monster. I'm talking /d/ venus thread preportions.

>>28655919
>>28656213
I meant to reply to you, dunno how I messed it up

>>28656585
Ah, just kill yourself then.

>>28656614
lol no

>>28656585
>/d/ venus thread
Is that what the're calling the fattie threads now?

I gotta go running but I don't want to. Wish I had some booty to chase.

>>28656880
No, that's a different thread and I think it got booted to /trash/ I dunno. Got any more hot takes tho? Is it icky?

>>28656585
Sorry, monster girls are supposed to be flawless, not overweight slobs.

>>28657037
I'm gonna have a soft cow and you can't stop me, faggot.

>>28657119
Thicc is perfectly fine, just not fatties.

>>28657579
meanwhile >>28648673
I agree with you, but you shouldn't still be letting fatfags post in that case.

>>28657765
>you shouldn't still be letting
Sorry I kinda forgot that I literally own these threads and can delete anything and ban anyone
haha my bad

>>28657844
It's not that difficult to keep undesirables out of a thread. You just need to let them know that they aren't welcome.

>>28657864
They wouldn't be faggots if they didn't ignore that kind of reaction

Who woke up the Dreadnought? Don't worry, the ass is her weakpoint.

>>28657765
don't ever reply to me again, reprobate

>>28658441
Kill yourself, landwhale enabler.

Three days into No Nut November.

It sure would be a shaaaaaame if the portals opened up and I met my monster soul mate and ruined my attempt...

All this unused sperm ripening to perfection and then going to waste once December hits. Too bad...

Getting so sensitive that handholding my waifu would probably make me lose...

Come on portals. :(

>>28641773
I wish all baphomets were like this, If anyone has more onee-san bapho pics please share
>someone is knocking on the door
>ask who it is
>female voice saying she is selling coockies
>not gonna loose the chance to get some coockies
>open the door
>mfw I get swatted by sabath monster girls

>>28658521
I got your onee right here :^)

>>28658170
Those clothese where made to be removed violently.

>>28658521

>>28658769
Well, I'm convinced.
How we can drink heavily and watch horror movies.

>>28658769
>actually a 900 years old hag
anon is getting double bamboozled

>>28654744
I love cows!

>>28650327
Medusae would coil around her husband and give him a hug

She'll probably turn his dick into stone if he tells anyone that she's being nice to him

>>28658467
the edit that took out the lips made that image so much better, to a ridiculous extent.

>You startled the Witch

Do monster girls share food allergies with their Earth counterparts? Like do Hellhounds, etc have an issue with chocolate?

>>28655826
>What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Hit your palm with your fingers to clap with one hand.
>What was my face before my mom was hatched?
Depends if you believe in reincarnation.
>If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear, does it still make a sound?
Depends on which definition of sound you go by: sound is vibrations transmitted through a material medium which is usually air, or subjective feeling caused by the formerly mentioned vibrations. The vibrations that a falling tree creates happen regardless of anyone's presence, but the feeling requires somebody to be there.
>Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Cinnamon flavoring and sugar content.

>>28658521
Be blessed.
>>28660732
>20) Can monstergirls of the wolf-family (Werewolf, Hellhound, ect.) eat things that real dogs can't, such as onions? If they can't, will it work as an aphrodisiac on them similar to Vampires?[69]

>Monster girls are living beings that are half monster and half human, so things like onions are fine. Whatever a human can eat can a monster girl eat too.

A Monstergirl in this sitting levitation pose arrogantly saying:

>"Cute human boys like winning Monstergirls, eh Miss Halligan?"

>>28660778
>Hit your palm with your fingers to clap with one hand.
So it sounds kind of like fapping?
>>28660994
It's a this faggot clogs up the image limit with off topic garbage again episode. Again.

>>28653006

I can see the connects.

>>28660867
>Dogscan't eat onions
What? My old German shepherd sure did. I mean, boy do I wish he didn't after he farts 'em out. Of course, I don't mean raw or in any particularly high quantity.

>>28660778
Damn anon, you must be a real hit with the Wurms

I'm gonna send a dark mage so many NSFW pics.
Like me doing experimentation without protective clothing or glasses, taking too many breaks from work and sitting in the chair in very odd and dangerous positions.

Your fox's tail count indicates how many creampies she needs a day to stay healthy. But going above that number is never a bad thing, sometimes even recommended like when she's stressed or ovulating.

>Pharaoh wife keeps bestowing titles upon you
>At first it was cool but now it's getting embarassing

>>28662042
Other vassals are getting upset at how unfairly all these titles are being distributed.

>>28661999
Ahri is absolutely ravenous in this case

>>28662082
They won't be that upset once they hear what the titles are.

>>28662154
The seed would basically never stop flowing out of me
She's succ tier, AND famous, so I'd need to keep her in check by mercilessly gorging her full of it every day

>>28660994
what would Halligan be, a wurm?

Flaggy still hot!

>>28662866
She's also not very smart

>>28663864
Wurms float in the air

>>28662042
I bet she likes to make you put on fancy dresses too

>Anon, put on the dress
>but I don't want to
>NOW

What would happen if I was standing in public with a sign that says "headpat slut" in a monster girl controlled city?

>>28664346
Hey it is the traditional outfit of the Pharaoh's personal assistant.

>>28664867
Is this what the censored version of Die Hard 3 is now?

>When normal monster girls get mad that the material and undead girls get special privileges to go out during the Jub jub flu

>>28664346
>not wanting to just freeball it in traditional pharaohnic garb

big
pharaoh
ass

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>>28665214
>Jubjub flu happens
>People living in the undead kingdoms don't care
>Some of them react in a more... interesting way.
>"Ah, that reminds me of the plague back in the 1700. Me and my whole family died back then. Ah, how nostalgic."

>>28665291
I would gladly be her chair in court. After all its the husband's duty.

>>28665291
How large?

>>28665348
>anubis grumbling at home
>Stupid undead not having to worry about their breasts tripling in size and talking like a bimbo for two weeks

>>28665440
The very limit the thread will allow.

>>28665531
Ah, so it shifts in size with the rise and set of the sun

>>28665440
>Stupid undead not having to worry about their breasts tripling in size and talking like a bimbo for two weeks
Oh no, what a terrible flu! Where is the most affected people? So I can go there and help them.

>>28665629
Local undead sabbath branch teamed up with Grelia's to get an impromptu treatment center going and there's the Asimov's Heart Center on MLK Street but its in a rapey part of town

>>28665629
I believe the single Anubi in the government district are in need of serious help. I should go other there and see what I can do for them.

>>28662042
It's really embarrassing when one of the royal titles is bedroom slave and some of the Anubi address you by that.

>>28665828
>Still doing their jobs even with tits that get in the way and improper language
Bless their hearts and that of the golem on translation duty

>>28665923
>not enjoying her slowly going beet red as she gets not just into the titles for virility but also positions you've mastered

ded

>>28666124
She's comfortable with "Weilder of the Most Mighty Rod".

She hasn't figured out what it means yet.

>>28666940
It cannot be helped, I am conducting research into kaiju movies.

>>28665987
My dick is getting dangerously erect from this.

>>28665923
The newest title is "Royal throne"

>>28667127
That doesn't compare to how the Anubi feel right now.

Do pork orks have orgasms that last 30 minutes, just like real pigs?

>>28667621
Hey that actually would make my job as Big Chief a lot easier

>>28665987
I wonder if there is a writer willing to do a short story version of this.

>knock on lich neighbor's door
>"Ah, Mr. Anon. Can I help you with something?"
>"Have you been experimenting on my wife again?"
>"Now why would you accuse me of such a thing all of a sudden?"
>your zombie wife shuffles out from behind you, clearly different from before you left for work this morning
>"...I merely made some adjustments that I thought you'd appreciate."
>"So the extra pair of arms?"
>"Better to hug you."
>"The four eyes?"
>"Better to see you."
>"Her breasts going up five cup sizes?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"...Better to tit-fuck you."
>your wife hugs you with a drawn out "waaaarm"
>her four hands are running all over your body as her bustier chest presses against your back
>"See? She appoves."

>>28666990
She's probably going to be rolling on the floor in embarrassment when the realization hits her.

>>28667127
Don't go in, you won't walk out

>>28667744
That's four wight claws to get you with when she transforms into wight.

>>28667958
>holds you down with two arms while she leisurely rakes your chest with her other two claws
This is too dangerous.

The desire for a pet to play is a need, not a want. All animals require regular stimulation to stay happy and healthy.

>>28668120
>implying she won't pin you with two and tease your dick with her extra claws

>>28668120
>Smothers you with her even fatter tits
The danger keeps increasing.

>>28667744
This just like going to college and finding a note on your fridge door that said "Cat dead, details later - H.W."

>>28667744
Would be lovely, although considering my tastes and mammy bammy she's probably added extra muscle to that zombie

>>28668838
I'm going to start hitting on that Lich's assistant, personally.

>>28668874
>that lich
maybe not the best of ideas anon

>>28668958
Fran helped lots of guys get off when she built that fleshy fuck-meat thing at school. I'm sure she'd let me bang Adorea.

>be childhood friends with a tomboy monster
>when you were younger, she was the braver one and promised to look after you forever
>years later, she's still a tomboy, but her body has become more feminine
>however, you are much taller than her now, and she thinks your a total stud
>she'd never admit it out loud, but she desperately wants you to bend her over something and bang her brains out

Monsters are the servants of man. Man has power to wrangle monsters with his dick alone.

>>28669699
>she's still a tomboy, but her body has become more feminine
>you are much taller than her
Yeah tomboy as fuck haha right fellow redditor

>>28669796
A pack of angry hellhounds would like a moment with you.

>>28669993
They won't be angry for long.

>>28669699
>No huge, buff tomboy monster that is secretly a huge sub fetishist

>>28669961
'Tomboy' is a personality, you retard.

>>28659320
Monsters having a complex over their age while looking like a young woman is the cutest shit

>>28670174
And you completely miss the entire point of it, yes

>>28665629
Does it affect men too? If my wife catches it, the only way I could stand to be near her like that is if I’m a Him-bo.

>>28669699
>but she desperately wants you to bend her over something and bang her brains out
I'm way too much of a pushover for that.

>>28670371
I'd say it does.

>>28664346
No way fag

>>28670694
The cool snake lady lets me wear what I want to wear.

>>28671182
>Pharaoh demands her foreign husband wear skimpy Egyptian clothes
>He accepts on the condition that she wear a burka
>It still shows off her curvy figure

>>28671616
Bodies too bodacious to be hidden are a miracle. Especially in sweaters.

>>28671616
POV: she just found the you hiding spot.

So has there been any talk yet of this jinko doujin? Should be nice for her fans. https://twitter.com/tonfacat/status/1323459890837245953

>>28671790
Based taste. It might be desensitization but it's way hotter when women show off their bodies when covered. Gives the tantalizing feeling of having something hidden to discover. Although slutty clothes also have their own appeal in moderation

Remember it’s your duty as a servant of the pharaoh to stop any apophises from graping her by making sure they waste all their venom on you first

https://twitter.com/tonfacat/status/1323459890837245953

Jinko doujin

>>28672152
A boned Apophis is a good Apophis

>>28672184
Damn I was slow posting >>28672114
Previews on dlsite look good, it's only 1.6k yen. I'd probably get it if my money situation was better.