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What are you doing Kiara?
>>28676342First for 'your all faggots'.
gawr gura muse dash archivemagnet:?xt=urn:btih:bab06da1264142f7549d9101e0aa4818f16dae8e&dn=gura%20muse%20dash>it's not downloadingmy client is not connectable. maybe you're not connectable. it's uploading to my seedbox now, which is connectable. please just wait and it should start downloading.>it's still not downloadingmaybe your client is misconfigured. make sure DHT is enabled. search the internet for help using magnet links.>can you put it on mega or anonfiles?no, maybe someone else will.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM LEGIT GETTIN A BONER NOOOOOOOO 10CHOOOO
link to kiaras roommate?
>>28673649WELCOME TO THE RICE POUNDING MOTHERFUCKER
>>28676342The tuhus...
this is very nice asmr
>>28676299>China adopted anime like the Romans adopted Greek aesthetics, it's taken over their entire artstyle at this point.China's cultural output for the past century or so is pathetic. They have the largest populated country in the world yet they contribute nothing.
NEED THIS
I said I wouldn't fall for Mori but when she goes and does some cute shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcM2a_n-iCs and it feels like I'm fighting a battle I've already lost. Why'd she have to be so cute?
>>28676369Sucking me off, I'll describe it to you about it later. You're welcome.
>>28676342I'll always eat it.
kiara stop I can't hold on much longer
>>28676372*you're
>ina not dodging election day >gura not dodging election day>kiara not dodging election day>mori not dodging election day>only one person is dodging election dayfucking pathetic.
>trying to whisper>can't go a couple minutes without the seagull laugh breaking out againlove this bird
KIARA ASMR YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Taiwan
The Touhous...But really you fucks need to look to see if there's a thread already holy shit.
>>28676283So it is still in the game, but I thought that image was on the store page as well. Easier to make changes there first if they plan to patch it out of the game later.
Remember to not reply to people who are too retarded for archive reps
the 2hus...
Does anyone have a pic of Kiara's drawing? I missed that part of the stream
>>28676259>Takamori is r*dditIt's the end for you birdfags.
HoloEN should drop Minecraft, and Death Squads should be dispatched to minefags' homes for eradication.
is it just my recommend but aren't kiara clips really popular
Chicken ASMR reading! with her loud noises in between
Gura just tweeted. What does it mean?
>>28676406such is life in the hood
>>28676374Does this support webrtc swarms?
LET'S GO
>>28676382Prinzessin Kuchen
>>28676342
I LOVE KIARA
Wait, what the fuck. I just realized I like the chicken now. And I'm watching her read superchats, and I'm enjoying myself.What the fuck happened to me?
>>28676374have a (you) for effort
Kiara is cute!
This chicken has been streaming for 6 hours? What in the fuck?
>>28676406only two (possibly one?) of them live in USA...
>>28676396I played this after watching PreRec's stream and it gets really boring really fast. A game for streaming.
>>28676433Probably just your recs. I don't really see her clips.
I'M GONNA GOOSELING
>>28676413
>>28676382ogeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>28676328>and the thread would've been shitposting about how boring is to see Ame mining for 10 hours or something.And yet literally nobody complained when that was the majority of her streams a few weeks ago. It's almost like you're just making wild assumptions of everyone's opinions based on how you'd WANT them to react.
>>28676447You became based, congrats on the new job.
>>28676382https://files.catbox.moe/xxfyxm.mp4here, she's fucking hot
>>28676434she is done and running away
What do you think of this creature
The tingles.
bros she will be too powerful if she gets a new outfit
>>28676396Just give us the Kiara x Gen5 collab and 5ch will go into complete meltdown, while /hlgg/ laughs the whole stream
>>28676211>What Ame doesn't realize however is that once you go creative everything starts to become uninteresting in MC. It's already uninteresting to her to take this project, how many times does it have to be repeated for you to understand. You keep saying that creative mode will make it boring for her, but it already is boring for her to make that shit. So you either let her do what she wants, because it's her own fucking game and you don't know what she finds fun or not, or she stops playing MC altogether, and that probably means Gura stops playing as well.
>>28676374also, please be patient. my internet connection is under an extremely heavy load right now with this torrent and others and another 20+GB download going along with a work conference call. things should clear up within the hour.>>28676437i don't know, but i doubt it. i will look into whether i can add that to my deluge configuration in the future.
>>28676342The burgers...
why is she still streaming?
>>28676382anon do your archive reps
>>28676463not allowed company policy is takamori
>>28676398She's so perfect, damn
I love my oshi and hope shes enjoying her days off!
She loves me...
>>28676313Rhythm Heaven is a first party Nintendo game. They have permissions for the entire Nintendo catalog.
DU
>>28676475ugly boy
So now that Ame caused that absolute shitstorm, would they have to quit Minecraft?
>>28676434>fallout after gura live-doxxes ame>gura tries to reconcile but ame has her blocked on discord, so they have to communicate through ina>gura has to write this apology on twitter to her, along with sending her twitter a clip of her singing those lyrics.
>>28676447She's cute
>>28676447Me think you're falseflagging and that you've liked her all along.
You know, for as much as I get tired with the whole 'Kiara is too loud!' criticism....a quiet Kiara is fine too.
>>28676447You've reached the truth
Reply to this post with FUCK CHINKS to increase your social credit score.
>>28676413They're usually made at around the same time, people wait until the last moment to make the new thread.
ᵈᵃⁿᵏᵉ ˢᶜʰᵒⁿ
IMAGINE NOT BEING A CHICKEFAGGOD I'M GOSLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
>>28676413How many 2hu threads have /hlgg/ and /hlg/ genocided so far?
>>28676485I never want her to stop.
>>28676471Joke on you, I like the song.
>>28676434She's in her vague msn messenger status arc of love. Please be understanding.
>>28676478What if she gets a new outfit but it's even worse?
>>28676471>no mikoboatanonchama...
Kiara is being cute...
Damn Kiara... Imagine if she had a proper ASMR mic and was willing to go the Noel route.She's REALLY good at kissing.
>>28676432I'm waiting for them with a 16,5 inches dragon dildo
>>28676497YES, I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>28676391Almost like they're communists or something
>>28676507I love Kiara but SHE IS too loud sometimes
>>28676406She's European, Anonchama
chicken pls end this i have got shit to do today
>Kiara has been streaming for 6 (six) hoursHoly shit
>>28676524but do the SEAniggers, schizos, and chinks like it too?
>>28676540muh german asmr...
Kiara... onegai.... stop streaming. I woke up to watch you and haven't left my seat even once... I'm so hungry, please...
>>28676511West China Soon!
>>28676530is such a thing even possible?
>>28676413Marisa diaper thread.... I was just about to reply.... damn you hololivechads....
Ok, so I know Kiara said she doesn't like ASMR because she thinks it's creepy but holy shit I think she has actually talent for this.
Finally the Goslings will go to KiaraWe're free Deadbeats and Teammates
>7k viewers>stream somehow has 20k likes
She got past the hitler joke superchat without problems
KIARAAAAAAAAAA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
>>28676282Most people don't give a fuck anon, mental illness is not that prevalent, as much as we like to call other people schizos here.
>>28676497Yes.
chikinbros we won... we've made it
SIMPS.
>>28676516Not enough.
>>28676406I wish I could fucking dodge election day in my country.
>>28676530What if she gets a new outfit and it's better than Noel's?
literally calling simps out....
>chickenfags think kiaras kisses are cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5r4gAq8rr8
>>28676551This. I love her but she can really be too loud at times. It's especially apparent in collabs I wish she'd turn her mic down to get less hate on here.
>>28676548I don't think you count as communist if you practice state capitalism.
>>28676475thatsa cuteboy
>>28676530I hope not. She said that she wanted some sort of dress, so that's probably what she will end up getting. No clue what that will look like though.
>>286765593 hours of art stream and 3 hours of SC reading. Nice
>>28676530How could it be worse?
>>28676434she had Discord sex with Amelia so hard she is now depressed
kek Kiarabros are now the goslings
>Kiara realizes there's money in ASMRAs long as she doesn't go overboard with it like Haachama.
I was surprised Ame got so into minecraft, she didn't seem like she had the attention span to enjoy it.I did expect her to quickly run out of content and burn out on it, though. If they ever make it past the ender dragon, the only thing left is to build autism farms and dig for more materials to make pixel art.
>>28676581Anon.. most people won't have time to watch a chicken talk for six hours continuously
>>28676577What makes you think I will stop being a Gosling for Ame.
>>28676581We are closing in on 7 hours of non stop chicken
>>28676398>PSYCH!Holy shit.
>>28676607I wish she got a cool suit it would also look good on the talk show
>>28676566>haven't left my seat even onceGet up every once in a while to prevent deep vein thrombosis
>>28676570
>>28676623Would they be gooselings?
>>28676623N-no I'm just a loyal employee... Who loves his boss...
Kiara please... I have gacha reps to do...
>>28676447You've made it, Anon
>>28676406>Ame streaming her creative mode railway building>suddenly there is a loud crashing noise>"god fucking dammit!">someone threw a brick through her window>"ORANGE MAN BAD!">"Go back to where you came from, spic!">realizes she forgot to turn off the mic
ReminderGura still hasn't posted her schedule because she's in Japan, busy practicing for the trio celebration with Fubuki and Korone.
>>28676629As long as she doesn't go full *SLURP SLURP* NICE COCK DADDY *SLURP SLURP* like Haachama did, she'll be fine.
I like this chicken!
>>28676516Some of those threads have been up for weeks. Them being pruned off is like the sweet release of death.
blessed stream
>>28676629Imagine a polka/kiara ASMR off collab
>>28676525Made me laugh, fucking memories of me being absolute cringe in AOL messenger and ICQ.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
sex..
>>28676656I want to believe.
The fuck did she just say?
>>28676604You don't, but Americans really believe China is commie because they lack any political education, please understand.
chickenfags..
>kiara printing money
>>28676500no
>Counting in German while whisperingAHHHHHHHHHHH BIRD STOP ATTACKING MY COCK
>>28676623no we aren't only new fans of hersare. Day one chickenfags know Takamori is company policy. gooselings fuck off you will get reeducation for takamori soon
>german counting asmrkiara fucking stop im going to lose it
So we forgive Artia's backstabbing now because the chinks turned on her?
LET HER SLEEP
>>28676610Based Pekora revealing her DMS with Chicken
>>28676600I think it's more of a: Kisses from your oshi are cute, anon.
>sex...
This is itShe's finally found the correct way to bait super chats!
>>28676581Tons of people watch a little bit of the stream and then leave again, for different reasons. Happens to everyone.
>"am turning SCs off in 10">gets green walled
>>28676581>423k subs>Somehow has 7k viewers
>kiara still has the ugliest design in holoEN by a long shot and that'll never changecope
>>28676623Goslings are a spreading disease. It's only a matter of time before chumbuddies and takodachis are going to be infected by them as well.
>>28676497
>>28676406Gura SHOULD dodge election day
THE VIRGIN STACY>Learned Japanese solely to collab with Pekora>Moved to Japan to have the potential off-collab with Pekora>Bought thousands of dollars of Pekora merch>Literally collabing with other JPs to try and get Pekora's attention>Trying to make music for Pekora through bribing Mori with sex>Went to art school to draw Pekora fanart>Doing (but failing) her Minecraft reps to get more chances to collab with Peko>In Japan but is still in the process of trying to get into the JP server by bribing Yagoo>In the process of trying to weigh 3 carrots just so her weight matches Pekora's.THE CHAD MOON>Pointed at Eswatini and thought it was Japan. Still in the JP server for some reason.>Never spoke a word of Japanese. Pekora is forced to learn English to understand her.>Money goes to food and only food. PC is literally made out of chewed-on chicken bones.>Doesn't even know what a pencil is let alone know how to draw with it.>Literally had to be bribed by Pekora to keep collabing with her.>The only music she makes is in the toilet. Pekora still listens to it 25/7.>Played Minecraft for 5 seconds and already got full netherite gear.>Has the literal mass of the moon. Pekora gouging herself as you read this to match Moona's weight
Actually I think we deserve it. The audiences already ruined the fun for Ame with constant backseating. Karma delivered at the right time.
>>28676485Ame gave her her energy
Would Factorio be a game for Ame's 24h stream?
here's your SC top ten of the last week
>>28676495Her days off are just her every day but without streaming for a couple of hours.
Is Kiara still doing the unarchived karaoke celebration stream?
>>28676516I still don't understand the appeal of anima girls in grandma clothing from a sidescroller made in the 90'sI guess it's just autism
Kiara has been streaming for 6 million years.
What's so bad about saying which country you come from? That doesn't narrow it down a single bit. And it's not like those who really wanted to know about Kiara's roommate had a hard time finding her anyways.
>>28676573I think that POLMAO could probably show her a lot of ways to do ASMR that she'd feel more comfortable with....and a lot more that she wouldn't.
How do we know Ame has ADHD? Did she mention it?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M WINNING NONSTOP NUT NOVEMBER
>>28676629She's said that ASMR makes her feel icky previously. I think she's just whispering right now because she lacks oxygen.
>>28676570>>28676619>>28676607
>>28676692I just can't support anyone who believes in retarded one-China policy, so no I don't beleeb anymore
I like this, I don't understand ASMR, but I like this.
>>28676382>Not doing your doxxreps>Being this new
>>28676623>now
>>28676610>>28676638when do these start being considered ritual posts?
>>28676713>he didn't see the campfire
>>28676718Don't be like that, anon
I miss Amelia
>>28676495She’s boarding up her apartment right now before the chimpout starts in a few hoursShe’s probably scaredPray for her
>>28676434I think Gura is testing Ame's creative mode Nether-New Atlantis railway. She just found out the hard way it's a 17 minute minecart ride and not a much faster boat ride on blue ice at 250+ km/h.
>>28676661I wish I had heard that. The only ASMR stream from Haato I watched was fucking shit.
>>28676738have you watch her stream
>>286767107k viewers in a 4 hour long super chat reading stream
>>28676712I'll never get this, I don't watch much Kiara and her voice is kind of annoying sometimes, but her design looks cute to me.
>>28676729So ERPing with Gura nonstop?
>>28676738watch a single one of her streams
>>28676712Wen zitierst du?
>>28676728>Noooo but she has the lowest sub count of her gen
>>28676471I already know her roommates name and I still opened.
Tencent are buying out the developers and one of the following happens:>Hololive loses permissions for APEX, all vods are privated and none of them can stream it anymore>Hololive loses permissions for ARK, all vods are privated and none of them can stream it anymoreWhich is worse?
KFP is a Takamori Company sensitivity training will be provided to those that do no comply with policy mandates
>>28676712Outfit yes but fuck shes the hottest for me in general
>>28676713Takodachi just want to be friends with Ina... applications for marriage are too difficult
>>28676746this would be cute with the hood down, though
>>28676500>like 5 schizos are mad over minecraft>asbolute shitstormhuh?
>>28676623they're newfags that will be filtered by the weekly yab
>>28676712https://streamable.com/8tmjld
>>28676728Damn, even Coco kneels to Rushia
>>28676728Oh no, deadbeats, we got too cocky...
>>28676742This is my daughter! I trust you anon to babysit her while Im gone! Can you do that?
>>28676718Pekora is a moon rabbit. Explains her attraction easily
>>28676759Cont. But yeah, the moon is based
>>28676718This kills the chicken.
>>28676757Ah, right. Guess it's all up to the tentacultists to find the cure before it is too late.
>>28676746This is an improvement though
>>28676712Kiara has one of the best desgins, it is just her clothing that holds her back IMMENSELY
>gura is the last holoEN member to do a jp collab even though she's by far the most sought afternarrativebros? is it true that the nipfags are intimidated by her?
>>28676746that one's better though
>>28676766>He didn't watch the KFC ASMR
>>28676500>Dave.... >Dave's family... Ame doesn't really hide the fact that she hates dogs and probably wants to go creative mode to snowball it into server deletion so Ina's dogs would be offed from existence permanently. That's why she chooses those kinds of movies. She probably beats Bubba off-stream as well.
>>28676712ogey
>>28676250China made an anime about Marx thats on youtubeIdk where you get the notion they're against it
>>28676629>>28676661Is Polka the best for ASMR?
>>28676790Apex, because festival would have to find something else to stream.
>>28676728bros I can't believe we lost to right side broadcasting...
>>28676728>Rushia, a v-tuber with 600k subs, is matching SC numbers with someone who has 45+ million subsGFE is fucking terrifying
Why isnt she sleeping
now I get it...
>>28676728Damn Rushia is powerful
I fucking LOVE this bird
>>28676790both are good but especially apex so matuli can't play it anymore
>>28676718based
>Tune in Kiara's stream>She says semen and proceeds to kiss her kfp crewI guess Kiara is now CEO of sex
>>28676746Get to work, drawfags!
>>28676828Its a bit hard when she no sepeeka the langauge
>>28676804I mean... she didn't stream in a week, It was obvious this was going to happend
Who is this Blayde guy I've been hearing about lately, some asshole who joins every HL viewer Among Us games with a script he can just so he can flex Unwarrented Self Importance and boss around the game for attention?
>>28676495She is probably buying stuff to weather the inevitable chimpout in the US
>>28676718>Never spoke a word of Japanese. Pekora is forced to learn English to understand her.
>was washing the dishes>remember the arguments I had with the cunts on here last night>start reciting them out loud>then start acting out people's responses to my arguments, both shitposts and legitimate ones>start openly arguing with myself over an issue that I already have a firm opinion of>tfw I was unironically getting pissed off at myself for fake-disagreeing with myself with intentionally poor argumentsI need to leave this shithole pronto. I think it's not healthy for my mind.
>>28676790I'm fine with both. Can we have both?
>>28676342>WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE MORI AND KIARA ACTUALLY SOCIAL AND LOUD DURING COLLABS????? Y’all are some faggots
>>28676728Rushia fucking MILKS those dicks
>>28676828Shion is in mourningShe's waiting for her to come back
>>28676728>giving money to a guy who already has millions>said guy already throws money at random shitWhy do people do this?
>>28676692I don't give a fuck about the politics or "forgiving" her. I just understand that she has to say and do whatever is necessary to prevent the CCP from calling her back to the mainland and disposing of her and her family at some government blacksite.
>>28676790It's win-win situation in my books.
>>28676790>worse
Being shark is suffering.
>>28676718Too bad moon sucks ass to watch by herself.
>>28676858Oh, right, I forgot non-members didn't see her for a week.
Bros I really want Kiara kissu ASMRs in the future now
AHHHH
>>28676406But Mori's not streaming until tomorrow?
>>28676871See you tomorrow.
>>28676842Yeah but that guy makes more money than the entire cover lol
>>28676790Ark because I want Titanfall 2 to happen and Respawn made it.
>>28676602Not nearly as loud as mori
>>28676871It's time, Anon.rrat
>>28676842Anonchama, MrBeast only did 1 stream the entire week
Mori's getting too good in collabs nowIs Kiara's stacy energy rubbing off in her
When will people admit Goslingposters weren't that bad? It was only when it leaked that people started hating it.
>>28676718>the stacy gets cucked>the fat chick gets laidThis is like the reverse of high school drama
>>28676859I don't know about that last part, but the first part with the scripting is right.
>>28676604Capitalism overseen by comminism is still communism. North Korea allowing a small amount of capitalism doesn't make them less communist
>I kneel
>>28676852W-what?
>>28676830I cant tell if that stream was great or horrible. And watch a fuck ton of real ASMR.
>>28676728haachama rly milking ENfags
Ameria: GoslingForest: GhostlingChikan: GooselingSame: _____the other one: _____
>>28676790>Tencent buys cover>fine, we'll remove coco and haachama ourselves
>>28676893>gura only got drunk/high in her past life because she wasn’t fulfilled and felt she didn’t deserve the praise she got>the same thing is happening now She can never escape
>>28676475built for sex
>>28676838Depends. I'd say Noel is queen of ASMR but Polka is one of the most versatile with it.
>>28676803She needs to do more superchat/talking streams again, not doing them as much is why she's falling behind
>>28676692I've seen nothing that says they turned on her
>>28676767>>28676773Yes I have. Tbh Kiara seems more ADHD than Ame.t. guy with ADHD
>>28676918She's the one with absolutely 0 stream experience, she's basically learning how to interact with people in realtime.
So Kiara is pretty much HoloEN Rushia right?
>>28676871try leaving, you can't
>>28676871>start openly arguing with myself over an issue that I already have a firm opinion ofYou probably do need a break, but I'd argue this is a good thing to do in general.
>>28676871>be neet>don't talk with anyone>wonder why you start arguments with yourselfschizochama?
>ame can literally do whatever she wants without any repercussions since she has gura as her lapdog>any tank in viewership and loss in memberships can be solved with a gurame collab/shoutout. as long as gura still remains popular ame will never drop in viewers/growth.fucking sad. no wonder she manipulates us so easily.
>>28676898I wish Ame was watching so she could write down some pointers.
>>28676923The thumbnail always gets me
>>28676790Apex so Festival can stop streaming and I can fuck her even more
>>28676828Ina doesn't have a JP collab for now either
>IT IS DONEIT IS DONE>IT IS DONEIT IS DONE
>>28676906>ゴズリング118Since when are you a chickenfag?
Not gonna be archived for long Enma sees this
Gura...the fallout 76 collab with Ame...
>>28676871First time?
>>286769133? They already made 2.
>>28676914Bullshit. If anything they’re equally loud while not actually contributing to any game they play
>>28676871Unironically, take meds peko.
>>28676933Anon, at least she's not alone this time.
>she read them allwow kiara really is the best at superchats
>Wake up>Kiara is still streamingHoly shit
>>28676692Most of the Artia 'backstabbing' were narratives made up by CN antisyou guys are gullible af
>>28676602Didn't she mention she either had or was trying to get a compressor?
>>28676434I just fucked your mom btw
>>28676852Ame...
>>28676718>In the process of trying to weigh 3 carrots just so her weight matches Pekora's.nigger what
>>28676931Ina: Gooksling
>>28676933She has her friends in HoloEN now, from what I've read about HER she was very lonely untill now
>>28676828Gura is the least Japanese proficient EN by a longshot
>Almost 7 hour streamKNEEL
>>28676923its more socialist. i dont think any country has achieved communism
I WANNA GROUNDPOUND KIARA ON HER BED
KIARA LOVES ME, LATER VIRGINS
>i looove you in a whispery voiceAAAAAH IM GONNA GOSLING
I'm gonna coom
>>28676871Get actual non joke help>>28676971I meant titanfall 2 streams
>>28676898Kissing ASMR is fucking nuts. I can cum from just hat.
>>28676928I just feel I need a little bit of god in my life after busting a couple of nuts to it.
>Go to have some tea (The food kind)>Kiara still streaming when I come back
>>28676919I've never had a truly negative opinion of goslings but that might be because I left the threads a day or two before Ame's doxx shit happened. Either way, I'm becoming one for Mori so it's not like I can talk.
KFP bros please archive, I missed most of her superchat reading
>>28676923Capitalism pretending to be communism is not communism. Privately-owned and state-owned means of production are mutually exclusive, if china has mostly private companies then its not communism.
>>28676778Basierter BrudiPostierst du in /deutsch/?
>>28676979True only difference is ame is mediocre in all aspects
I lost, featherheads... I lost...
>>28677001FUCK YOU SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME
>>28676923>Capitalism overseen by comminism is still communism. North Korea allowing a small amount of capitalism doesn't make them less communistNo it isn't. Yes it does.
>whispers I love youWell that's it for no nut November
>>28676718>Pointed at Eswatini and thought it was Japan. Wait, did that actually happen?
>"I'm going to watch 2 hours of netflix after this">Meaning she goes to sleep at fucking 6 amPowerful.
>>28676937Noel kinda found her niche and doesn't do as much experimenting anymore now that she has the ku100. I kinda wish she did because I liked when she used to experiment with different materials and stuff and not just drown my ear in saliva.
>>28676985Not sure, but she should probably figure something out. I think Gura lowered her volume on her end and that's probably a good idea.
>>28677012this wasn't unarchived bro it's still going up
>>28676996
>>28676713Gosling is a state of mind, not a specific type of person.
>>28676952Or maybe, just maybe, most of her fans aren't autistic about a shitty game.
>>28676718Incredibly based
>>28676923the thumbnail....
>>28676876I haven't watched last night's collab yet. That good, huh? Did they make a joke out of the "scary" experience?
>>28677018Ne
>>28676998That's because "real" communism is unattainable and will always end in mass graves. Yet retards never learn their fucking lesson and still chase after this utopian ideal that everyone can be equal and nobody will ever step out of line to elevate themselves higher than everyone else.
>>28676790Why the fuck are they called vods?
Jesus christ, something happened in this stream. I feel like the KFP cult's switch has been switched. I'm with her to the end now.
>who says German can only sound aggresive
>>28677027So what, eurobros have to stay up from like 10pm to 9am to watch holoen stuff
>>28676406>gura not dodging election dayWhat?
SEVEN HOURS
>>28676990How about Inkling?
>>28676871Seriously, you need medication
>>28676818>Guess it's all up to the tentacultists to find the cure before it is too late.The first movie stream.
>>28677022Proof?
>>28677011You’re becoming gay for your boy anon?
>wants to stay 15 more minutes for even 7 minutes
>going for 7h
>>28676923>Capitalism overseen by comminism is still communismWhat? That makes no sense. What part of China do you think is even 'overseen by communism'? The Chinese government isn't democratic, so the state owning stuff is not communal ownership. It's state ownership.Also North Korea is basically just an absolute monarchy
>>286770599gag
>15 more minutes just to get to 7hoursoh god
>Kiara learns manager is asleep>panics
sleep chimkin
Kiara could actually tap into some powerful GFE numbers if she really tried.
>>28676923>its not rushia with a cockare you doing this on purpose?
Is it bad that I feel like I can't nut to chuubas because there's a person on the other side of the screen?
>>28676882That's like worrying the fed will arrest you on the street for going to a BLM rally in Portland.
>>28676930Haachama is an ENfag though
>>28676396Kiara streaming this with all the KFP janitors when
>>28676931>Goering is forgotten once againHow many times to I need to bring it back
>>28677011Most goslings are just funposting, I'd rather have that than narrativefags, schizos, antis or /pol/tards.
>keeping the manager awake because she needs to make sure there's nothing yabaiChicken...
>>28676931>Ameria: GoslingRain or Candy works better
>>28677050Just watch any pov it’s a fun time. I recommend mori’s though
I haven't heard any coin talk lately, so I'm fixing that.Chickencoin is going to the moon!
>EN Manager watches all streamsBASED AFENMA I KNEEL
>>28676897Even then I don't think scs in member streams show up on these types of site.
Enma's sleep schedule...
>Kiara's manager confirmed for managing other ENs (or IDs)THEIR VIRGNITIES ARE SAFE (not applicable to Ame lol)
>>28676790>Tencent buying Respawn from EANice Joke
>>28676525topkek
>>28677114She should be filtering those SCs then
>>28676718
>>28677069Color out of space?
>>28676406But it's 10AM election day in burgerland and Gura does nothing. She's DODGING
>>28677123She's one of us, staying up for the late night streams.
>I should stop streaming>One hour ago
>>28677059People that don't know german.I mean fuck even Rammstein showcases variety in their songs.Rosenrot oh Rosenrot, tiefe Wasser sind nicht still
>>28676516not really that many i think, sure you get a few early threads sometimes, but often people actually wait for the old one to die.
>>28677108The newfags don't know, anon
>Enma is overworked and stressedWhen she gets her A-chan style design, it'd be glorious.
You ARE doing your NNN reps, right Anon?
>>28677051Ist schon ein scheißfeuer uezs
>multiple Enmathe lore
>>28677019
>>28676964>>/jp/?search_filename=%E3%82%B4%E3%82%BA%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0&task=search2&offset=504>hundreds of posts from this one faggot>they started in fucking June
>>28676716Why? She's a Trump supporter.
Just watched guras campfire karaoke that moon song first time around she couldnt do it...Is she an ame gosling
>>28677117I was planning on seeing all 4 at once but maybe that dulls the experience for moments when they're not in sight of each other.
>Polka's been streaming ARK for six whole hoursWhat do Holos even see in this game?
>>28677009How the fuck do you bust a nut to it? Im squirming in my chair like ADHD-ridden child. It's not even erotic like earlicking.
>>28677072When my boy's got a body like that and it's paired with a personality like THAT, I'm whatever I gotta be to get through the day. It's her fault for being too cute.
>>28677167It was obvious
Watching Kiara with a throatfuck compilation on the side!
>>28677176big burly men
>>28676342Mori is the undertaker she's at the beginning taker was a dimeless annoying shitter taker got the rear and Calli got the pog she's about to go to the ministry of darkness Arc and draw mega dimes brother
>>28677176its a game for depressed people
>>28677032The compressor would do a lot of good, she turned down her own volume at the start of her horror game streamed because she knew she'd scream but then her normal voice was really quiet and people complained, she needs something to normalise the volume level.
>>28676871Next Stop : rrat
>>28677176Dinos
>>28677056<span class="sjis"> Because instead of requiring you to be there to watch live, they are Videos that you can watch On Demand[/spoiler]
>>28677171Anon... Your young women reps...
>>28676923"Communism" is about living in "communes" - small, voluntary communities where all decisions are made and leaders (if there are any) are elected from the bottom up.Late USSR was heavily socialist state capitalism, and I don't even want to know what the fuck modern-day China/NK are.
>>28677131https://files.catbox.moe/acza4r.mp4
>>28677176Coco has a gun to her head
>>28677176It's a fun game to play, but a boring piece of shit to watch.
>>28677058Took you this long? I was in from the start. I can't abandon her. I fucking kneel...
>>28677176Is there something about ark that really appeals to women?
>>28677176She does it so she doesn't have to sleep
>>28677176Its fun
>>28676374Wait, is this the Muse Dash from a few weeks ago or did I miss an unarchived stream recently?
>>28677176Taming dinosaurs and endless grindingthat's it really
>>28677208Anon... your doxxreps...
>>28676964I love them all
Cover...the RWBY collab...
>>28676921https://youtu.be/CaNs5-Qoxbw?t=1410Look at the chat, he is only supposed to get one game and yet he immediately barks out orders to the point Kiara actually calls him out.He's also invaded Haato (being a smug dick), Roberu, Rushia, and even Ojou's games. In all of them except Winning Son's, he makes it all about him and generally is just a cunt.
>open Kiara's stream>she's numberfagging the length of her stream>close stream
>>28677151>not Ohne DichOr better yet Lindemanns Wer Weiß Das Schon
>>286771711. What does that have to do with it?2. Do you really believe that?
>>28677177I'm a broken man anon.
>>28676692Anonchama, see for yourselfhttps://imgur.com/a/4YT3D9jShe and Civia are literally their de-facto based leaders now.But meh, Artia farming for pity points at this point is just a kek moment for me.
>>28677176Original Narrative (forbidden from stealing): Coco forces them all to put a set amount of time into the game before they're allowed to drop it. Polka is trying to get her time out of the way ASAP so she can drop it forever, so she's marathoning it. The reason Coco won't collab with EN is because the EN girls refuse to play it.
>>28677059Why'd you post Ina with that statement?>>28677151The video for Rosenrot annoys me, because of that young girl
>>28677174They’re honestly pretty different. Inas and guras are different from Kiara and mori just because they stay alive longer
>>28677173>Is she an ame goslingHave you never heard her talk about Ame before?
>>28677054mass graves for the capitalist bugs. but they sadly reproduce :(
>>28677176Polka just has lots of endurance.
>>28677176So when does EN join the Ark arc?
>>28677230Based Unity Gosling
>barely any Gura anting/doxxing/retarded copypastas these threads todayHow come? It's one of these:1) They all got banned (best scenario)2) They got tired3) They are all Americans (Election day today so they're distracted)4) They are not Americans but got distracted by USA elections anywaySo basically Gura antis are coping burgers, aren't they?
>>28677176I've been told you need to spend a lot of time on it to get stuff done, so they might as well stream it
>>28677087She's been streaming for 7 hours now, manager needs sleep.
>>28677223this is all three streams, two public and one members-only. they were all privated overnight.
Gura schedule within the next hour, probably maybe.
>>28677174The ingame audio is proximity based, (also dead people can talk to each other but not the living) so you'd need at least 2 streams worth of audio to catch everything, but doing it at the same time might make the simultaneous noises really loud.
>>28677005aquas playthrough of titanfall 2 was really fun, there is a mega link somewhere in the archives for that
>>28677097Or like worrying that a small rhythm game company will spontaneously ban you from streaming their game for breaking 'national unity'?
>>28677177I've jerked off to worse
>>28676893>>28676933TAKE.MEDS.NOW.
>>28677213>not my version of communismBroken record
>>28677236>when ogeyrrrat thew blayde under the bus round one and then managed to get to final 3.What a fucking hero
>>28677176You take your anger on the fauna
>>28677237Chat is mostly going to be celebrating so she won't mindAnd if she isn't a Trump supporter she's not voting.
>>28677247>The video for Rosenrot annoys me, because of that young girlFaggot
>>28677205That is a fucking amazing picture.
>>28677230how do you have the time to watch them all on top of the JPs
>>28677243At least coom to something like this anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qGQkr2Wm4w
>>28676871
>>28677180Based deadbeat
>>28677097this... unironically happens
>wants to clannadDAMN YOU PERMISSIONS
>>28677266Don't incite it, faggot
>>28676374I didnt even realize the muse dash streams went down, is this all of them?
Do you think gura and Amelia stopped doing the Discord calls to participate in NNN
Would a duck game collab between all the ENs work? I feel like the wackiness of the game could make for some fun situations
>Shrek 1 available>Shrek 2 unavailablelame
>>28677279Welp here I go digging again
>>28677232Unless someone uses human transmutation to bring Monty back to life, I ain't interested. That series peaked at V3, and when I say peaked, I mean V4 creates a right angle on the chart
>>28677252I only ever watch her singing stuff so not really does she talk about her alot
>my small dick will never satisfy any of the girls
>>28676398All part of the plan.
When is Return of the king?
>>28676882>I just understand that she has to say and do whatever is necessary to prevent the CCP from calling her back to the mainland and disposing of her and her family at some government blacksite.How do people still believe this bullshit when literally none of the other CNs said anything about the incident while Artia was out being a two-faced bitch and pretending to be a unityfag while liking tweets calling for Coco to be fired?
>>28677302Uberman sleep schedule
>>28676919Never hated 'em.>>28677111>Most goslings are just funpostingOr are they? I mean, they might try to play it off as self-aware, but the crushes seem real to me, even if they're fleeting.
>>28677266She has cunny so she distracts anti fags.
>>28677305Is that a chink ASMR video?
>>28677305>asmr shitNo dropped
>>28677340next week probably
>>28677266Why are you intentionally trying to start shit up again?
>>28677340Tonight
>>28677305But she's not calling me daddy and she's not a highschooler, it's not as hot.
>tfw we were blessed with 7hours of Kiara love todayIt sure feels good to be a chickenbro
>>28676447She had a real rough start but found her stride, in no small part thanks to ms. horni
>>28677266I think most people here didn't care or just found her cute and that's about it. Probably not the reaction doxxers were expecting.
>>28677319She's doing nonstop nut November and now they have 15 calls per hour
>>28677318yes, this is a complete archive of her muse dash streams.
>>28677319No they are doing one big one today, its why gura hasnt posted a schedule
>>28677340Probably next week.
>>28677264As soon as Ame gets sick of Minecraft, so probably in two weeks.
>>28677266Gura antis all come from /hlg/the seethe will never stop
>>28677266why are chumbuds so whiny, its like you just want something to complain about so you need to bring up old problems
Predict for how long the Kiara-Polka collab will go.
>>28677317>>28677360Just clarifying the situation and showing that antis are /pol/fags that deserve death.
>>28677281Or botching your own corporate negotiations by talking too much on twitch, bilibili, and twitter.
>>28677232Don't you know? RT doesn't do YT anymore!
>>28677275Right, just woke up. China reasons?
>>28677305NSFW ASMR is hotter when you don't have a video to go with it.
I just saw a chink in chat use doxnameson of a bitch
>>28677259I'm sure all of those laborers and farmers were just evil capitalists who needed to die for the good of the state and oh, why are you suffering from a food shortage how did that happen lol
>>2867738467 minutes.
Where does Gura usually post updates first? Twitter?
>>28677340
>>28677240"Ach so gerne" ist ein spaßiges Lied
>>28677390we don't really know. there are conflicting narratives. haachama's MD stream from last night is also privated.
>>28677384A Thousand Year Collab
>>2867738466 minutes
>>28677384A Whole day
>>28677373that autist actually created a new meme
>>28677384Ball-to-the-wall/10
>>2867738423 hours
>>28677266I pick seanigger
>>28677401Yes, unless it's a member only content, in that case probably on Youtube
>>28677370thank you anon, where would we be without you
>>28677372the kind where you have gatorade at the ready
>>28677367Mrs Horny is having her own issues, she canceled the collab this week because of the dreaded Japanese cold.
>>28677390chinks complained after haachama played it
>>28676447You have taken the KFPill.
>>28677249>>28677278Noted, thanks for the heads-up.
>>28676374kamohn get seeding
AAAAAA
>>28677401yes.
menma...
>>28677330At least a few times a stream, usually more
Gura2024 support her now profit later
>Suddenly acapella Damn
>>28677401Yes
>>28676692>weI won't ever forgive. However, all the in-jokes gets to stay.
Don't do this to me, Kiara! Don't do it!
>>28676398
>>28677348>Or are they? I mean, they might try to play it off as self-aware, but the crushes seem real to me, even if they're fleeting.The crushes might be real, but Goslingposting is definitely something done for fun. Most people in these threads might not admit they have crushes on their oshi but they go insane at anything said against them. Chuuba fans are just idolfags once you go deep enough.
>>28677266They're chinese but they are busy today because it's election day un muttland and they are shitposting in social media.
Secret based Chicken
>>28677424hopefully doing the same thing i do.>>28677433i'm trying! please be patient!
>it's only been 36 hours anon... you still have another 20 to go...>quit squirmin'!
So she made an almost full workday. Congratulations to chicken.
does Kiara always pander this hard to gachikois? cute chimkinanohana was a shit anime though
>>28677335Mori has too much power.
>28677385Reminder this is another falseflag tactic.
>>28677264You know she will try. The biggest problem with this shit is if the girls get addicted to this piece of shit game, especially Gura. Her audience won't falter just because she is playing the worst stream game ever made.
>>28677230Is this the new face of unity?
>>28677418Thanks Nicholas Smith
End the stream... chicken... i cant anymore
If Kiara keeps going, I'm gonna cum so hard I'll hit menopause.
>>28677399Yes! Exactly! Temporarily Embarassed Millionaires!
>some of you actually shat on this cutie whisper singing to us right nowHow does it feel?
blessed bird
I'm lying onthe moonmy dear I'll bethere soon
Does Kiara suffer from Subaru syndrome? Has a girlier voice but tones it down for her character?
I feel my janny bones healing... this is the best payment we've gotten in a while KFP bros...
Absolute kino ending.
Holy kino Kiara
Lolhttps://twitter.com/Agemack0/status/1323696773311979521
isn't it like 4 am over there
>>28677298She deliberately tricks Till into killing her parents, and then tells the village folk so he burns to death. Fuck her.The actual song is a good song though, about the boy who climbs the mountain to get the rose for the girl he loves.
>>28677309nice piece
>>28677411>es_ellauhhh yab?
>>28677469Shut up it made me cry
Someone post the I KNEEL clip from Mori please
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHIMMMMMMAAAAAAAGOEEEERRRRRRRIIINNNGGGGGO ON WITHOUT ME KFPBROSSSSSSS
I was right in choosing her.
NOT THIS SONG AAAAAAAAAA CUTE
>>28677481She sounds cuter when whispering.
>>28677176Minecraft but dinosaurs. Building is more realistic (but less fun because you have less freedom).Its fun to play with friends. Its shit to play alone because its 90% grind and there's almost no skill involved because dinos have stats and levels so even if you're a monster at the game you can get gibbed by a max level alpha with no way to retaliate. Getting a flying dino and endgame weapons ironically trivializes the endgame cave dungeons, except the underwater one and the corrosive worms one.
>>28677286Yeah people are getting quick to want to be rid of him and are trying to reach people how to boot from ingame.But yeah when Kiara calls you out for backseating and being a douche you know something is up.
>>28677385>muh boogeyman
>>28677494Jesus.
chicken....
>>28677451>something done for funWhat do you even mean by fun in this case? Way I see it, it goes like>anon gets hit by >tfw no oshi gf>posts a gosling or a derivative
Gura please stop lurking and post your schedule already.
she spoke for a little in this voice and sounded exactly like Luna
>>28677097Yeah, or getting locked up in a concentration camp and getting your organs harvested because a few people with the same religious ethnicity as you chimped out. Shit never happens, especially not in a Communist authoritarian hellhole.
>>28677481
I'm glad I didn't sell my chickencoin. I love her.
>>28677451>once you go deep enoughHololive is literally advertised as a virtual idol group. How is that deep?
>>28676447Enlightment, anon.
>>28676692I love Artia, so I don't put any stock in chinese translations, because to translate from chinese you would have to speak chinese, and if you speak chinese then you're probably a communist shill. I will wait for an official announcement.
>>28677494>not even lipples
>The viewer count keeps rising
I'm not gonna member... I'm not gonna member... I'm not gonna member...
>>28677205
>he didn't already invest in chickencoin before today
>>28677501But you can see how the video and song story relate to each other, right?
I'm guessing Gura hasn't posted her schedule as she just quit Hololive and is now in the process of paperwork before graduating. Seems there was a break-up with Ame behind the scenes and without her Gura has no reason to stay in Hololive anymore as the stress is not worth it.
>>28677507you will be taken to the takamori reeducation camps if you keep that up. Tenchou is only for callie
I am reaching comfy levels that should be considered illegal...
this is not playing fair bird
>>28677528When will Ina finish it and her Ame drawing.
>>28677539because ALOE LOVE
I WILL NEVER ABANDON THIS CHICKEN
Is she still fucking going?
>>28677528INAAAAAA COLOR ONEGAI
>>28677541
>>28677108>>28677507Stop trying to bring your nazi shit back, it won't catch on, we're Gooselings
>>28677411?
What song is this?
>>28677481Never doubted her.Proud of this bird.
>>28677450>headlampfags with bloated dicks strike again
>>28677504it made you cry because it forced all the melodrama at certain moments, they dont make you care about the characters they just show how sad they are and and make them cry and suddenly make dramatic confessions when it's plot convenient
>>28677572She decided to go another 15 minutes to reach 7 hours streaming. She'll be ending in a few minutes.
I LOVE THIS CHICKEN!
Remember when this was a drawing stream?
>>28677572she wants the 7 hours
>>28677550Day one man >>28677551the lotr streams are worth it
Just woke up, I picked a good time to come to this thread didn't I?
>>28677555Sorry she's actually late because she went into labor with my children and is currently giving birth please understand
>>28677330People shitpost about how Gura mentions Ame in almost every stream, but she has actually done it often enough to be noticeable.Gura mentions the other girls too. I think mentioning Ame sticks out more because they've collabed as a duo more frequently than others in holoEN.
I'm goslinging hard right now
>>28677485https://files.catbox.moe/ukcpkq.mp4
>>28677536Especially not in American capitalist dictatorship either!
>>28677598A what?
>>28677501That is literally what the song is about though
>>28677598Like it was in another life.
>>28677598I 'member. Was a good peko too
>>28676692Heh, I actually just seriously went through the new post. Literally everything is a chink narrative. Apparently Artia and Civia are 'leaders of the attack against Cover' because they watched a movie together to send a 'hidden message' to their troops. Holy shit, I guess if Ame ever watches BR2049 she's sending a message of love to the goslings. This is as schizo a narrative as Aqua's song being a message to their troops to rise up. All the 'supporting evidence' is just chinks posting their own interpretations.
Im not crying
>went from 6.2k at end of drawing to 7.8k we going for the 8 hours arent we
7 hourskneel
>>28677613https://files.catbox.moe/yhwl5h.mp4
>Wake up seven hours after a chicken stream starts>She's liveHoly shit
>>28677373SHE DOESNT DESERVE IT
>>28677539Because most people in these threads insist on shitting on "idolfags" without realizing that they're literally idolfags.>>28677451I think that's fun, but maybe it's just me.
Reminder
>ENs swap roles>Kiara is now the GFE>Ame is now the family-friendly streamer>Ina is now the cringekino master>Gura is now the soft-spoken superweeb>Calli is now the sufferkino gigastacy JP-bridgerHow would it go?
>>28677494>that tag is actually being usedhol'up
>>28677555This narrative is too strong for me
>>28677384Kiara even makes ina come out of her shell.Kiara is a social Stacy that everyone wants to be friends with.They're going to go over the hour long time limit
>>28677365I'm a chickenbro and I'm suffering, because I'm so autistic that I want to have her full vid playing while I work, and couldn't get up early enough for the start, so I've been waiting for her vid to end so I can watch it form the beginning. And now I'm in a fucking autismal panic mode because now I won't be able to listen to all of this until tomorrow, and don't know if I should do that or the Fire Emblem stream which I'll also miss live since it will start just as I'm going to bed....which should take priority to rewatch, the Fire Emblem stream or this?
>>28677458I've only been grabbing the unarchived streams but now I feel like I should grab the rest. Do you happen to have the traced emote stream pre edited? I think thats the only thing I cant get from youtube itself.
>kiara baiting superchats for 7 hours>ogey>mori baiting superchats for 3 hours>rrat
>>28677542faq I was gonna post that image
>3.5k€ already in SCs this streamdamn
love bird
>>28677634She was at ~10k at the end of drawing if i remember correctly.It went to like 6.7 during the supa reading
>The longest HoloEN stream was also the best>Kino ending 11/10The chicken is unstoppable
>>28677132aye, tentacultists kneeled. True GFE
>kiara's "marathon streams" are just gonna be regular length zatsudansMogs every single 66minute holo.
>>28677550I put all my money into Reapercoin and then when it dipped during the past week I went out and bought even more.
>>28677669Gotta afford a new $1000 sweater
Happy new year anons!
>>28677390A source that may or may not be affiliated with the devs/publishers came out and said that they had hoped that Cover would stop using MD themselves (news to me), but decided that it was best to just demand they pull Muse Dash altogether in the interest of ‘defending national pride’, or some such.
>>28677589>>28677469AnoHana is one of the very few anime that actually made me cry, not because of forced melodrama, but for the focus on something that already happened, the focus on grief & regrets.
>7hrsI kneel.
>This Kiara stream
17 hours until Ame.
>>28677030Noel and her roommate are softcore porn at this point, which I'm fine with since she's good at it. I do agree that she should use the technology for more comforting or playful stuff like:Okayu singinghttps://youtu.be/jOTKDDTGaqI?t=644Polka Yanderehttps://youtu.be/BxJsLgXBp58
>>28677649It's already halfway there
>>28677589I unironically don't care, anon. I've had crippling depression for 10 years and the meds and therapy don't help, if something makes me actually feel something for a change then it counts as good in my book no matter how melodramatic or manipulative it is.
>>28677165I will not nut! Begone thot.
>>28677646Actually meant to reply to >>28677531
>>28677552
INTRODUCEHOLO EN LEADER KIARA TAKANASHI
3 hours til ina
>>28677684These and also the protag hit too close home, not even a neet, but we all have regrets.
>Two auf wiedersehen for the price of one streamThank you chicken.
chicken...
>>28677675>>28677132Has that watchalong caused more memes than any other?
Ina in only 3 hours. Kiara saved us from many dead hours
>>28677678>it dippedNo idea what you're talking about senpai
Until the fire emblem streams, anon. O7
>>28676342gura is garbage, agree?
>bought chicken coin at the shitty mic dip>just keeps rising
>Echoed kissesSEE YOU LATER VIRGINS
Is Kiara the most menhera EN?
>>28677658This stream was pure kino
>>28677659magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dd5d55caa4f138ef4fa0deb3500a7d6fe21540a0&dn=ask%20gura
>>28677710ENTER
>>28677505https://streamable.com/wwt3ag
>>28677697Noel was blessed with gigantic tits so she doesn't need to be creative
Fugg. bless chicken.
>>28677649>7 hour zatsudans>minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft >just needs more kino and more hades fuckups>needs pandering to 80s anime>already JPbridge, already sufferkinoThey just need to coordinate, should be a very easy 1 week transition.
AAAAAAA ITS DONE THANK GOD
>>28677717I knew my chicken was going to save us
>>28677715Doesn't hold a candle to the Lotr watchalong
rate the stream.
What a wonderful birb
17 hours until Ame stream....
As a mainly teamate and chumbuddy I have to say, I envy full on KFP employees for all the love, affection and kisses you get
Imagine not investing in chicken coin. I'm posting this while driving 1 of my 20 new lambos I bought from my chicken coin gains.Can you?
>>28677553Of course, of course.The main theme is about how irrational people can get, and the lengths they will go to when they're in love.You could also argue that it conveys the dangers of a woman leading on a man whom she knows is in love with her.Rosenrot, or "Rose red", likely also refers to blood, with which you can make loads of thematic connections to love and death.
>>28677728You don't know what that word means
>>28677678
>>28677682>>28677390>>28677275>>28677223>>28675596https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?&tid=24017889&rand=26Publishers account, and redcheckmark on NGA=bluecheckmark on Twitter.
>7 hoursi kneel
>>28677735Thanks
>>28677504It made me cry with laughter when the dude cross-dressed as Menma. Everything else was shitty melodrama.
7 hours. Good shit chicken
CYA LATER VIRGINS
Imagine having to watch a 7h archive
>>28677723>>>/hlg/
>>28677720Can't believe they fell for the "Sell reaper" meme
>>28677725>Didn't invest in all of MythCoin predebut>Hasn't kept buying more everytime they've dipped
>>28677720There was definitely a dip during the brief moving hiatus but it's back on the rise again and I'm richer than ever.
I kneel that Kiara just enjoys being and talking with her chat so much, some wont get it, but for a vtuber is a syrong quality on its own
>>28677750Daddy issues/10
>>28677763>When the devs are going to take the brunt of complaints even though they have nothing to do with it and have no idea whats going on
>>28677730Thank you anon, Ill try my best to archive these
>>28677311As a guy living in Multinomah, I know how exaggerated these claims are.
>>2867775111/10
>just watched birb for 7 hours straightn-no, i still hate her!
3rd gen was the top superchat earner of last month.But if you add membership revenue it's HoloEN
>>28677757Sie will es und so ist es BrauchWas sie will bekommt sie auch!
>>28677750I woke up to it and she wasn't even half way done/10
>>28677765WTF OTO-SAN!?!
>>28677795I'm going to marry Gura for the money!
>>28677616Rammstein's songs always have a second, metaphorical meaning to them.See >>28677757
Holy shit that was 7 hours, damn, I KNEEL>>28676398Stay strong bro, but yeah I understand
>>28677750One of her finest yet/10
>>28676447BASED CHICKENWIFE
>>28677624>All the 'supporting evidence' is just chinks posting their own interpretations.Sounds exactly like /hlgg/.
>>28677563now there's a gamespace
>>28677788>Multinomahuuhmmm
>>28676661>>28676766I always laugh my ass off during Haachama ASMRs.https://files.catbox.moe/xniab6.mp3
Got tired of chicken being chicken and decided to check out the other holos playing Phasmophobia. They actually researched how to play but it was more boring than the EN colab. It's as some of you guys said; it's only really fuck if you're fucking around instead of playing it 100% serious.
>Bird, do ASMR
>>28677715Color out of space did create a number of memes, but only THAT COLOR really persisted for more than a week or two after the stream. The rest have mostly fallen by the wayside.
>>28677752NGMI
>>28677811chickenboss not chicken wife
>>28677750I/Kneel
KFPBros, I joined the stream right as she started SC reading. Any good shit happen while she was drawing?
>>28677795How much does all of EN make from memberships? Gura has atleast 10k members alone.
>>28677794Well it would've been dead hours instead so I cut you some slack
I can´t deal with the fact that we will never get Kiara ASMR.I was fine with it, but not anymore. Not after this stream.I heard something I should not have heard, I am craving something that will never be again.I wish I never heard it in the first place.
>>28677806Same but cunny.
>>28676718>Pointed at Eswatini and thought it was JapanPlease tell me something like this actually happened, I fucking laughed
>>28677750went off to watch FBK on the side, drove home from work, and she was still streaming.Guess I didn't miss the best part10/10
>>28677779>megane>sweater>teacher>stockings only>MORIThis is the perfect imageSauce?
>>28677784Arent the chinese amazing?
>>28677675I see. I'm a real slowpoke so I'll be watching that in the next 24 hours.
>>28677788lol
Is anyone able to unload to catbox rn? My uploads are freezing at 100%
What is this about Kiara having daddy issues?
>>28677763Are they going to remove Fubuki's song, too?
>>28677795>Mel
>>28677838She let slip shes Austrian
>Youtube algorithm reccommened me a video of Mori's roommate>It's actual footage of herYAB
>>28677750The greatest stream out of all of the girls solo streams to date. THIS CHICKEN IS INVINCIBLE.
>>28677838No, she explained how shes in constant pain and lives with it daily and how she wont go to a doctor.the picture is cute though.
>>28677765Huke is based
Also wann bekommen wir ein /de/ Brett?
>>28676447You got wise and she finally got her shit together
>>28677795where is this data coming from?
>>28677807I know, and I hate it when people always go HURR RAMMSTEIN DUMB LYRICS JUST SEX AND SHOCK.That might be true for their more popular songs, but they have so many great songs that don´t get enough attention.
>>28677096That's normal if you're over 18.
>>28677838Yes, there's quite a bit of lore.
>>28677869Everyone already knows youtube does that
so uh... anyone got the most importants parts of Kiara's stream? I tried watching but felt asleep 1h in aside from her backpains and obsession for pekora
>>28676406>>>/pol/>>>/pol/>>>/pol/leave maggot
a serbian film watchlog when
>>28676478>Swimsuit kiara>Pheonix warrior kiara>Casual clothes kiara>Pijama Kiara>Cali's clothes Kiara>No clothes kiaraMEIN SCHWANZ!!
>>28677823Fuck these fags for shitting on my girl in the collab.
>>28677883vnuma
>>28677814Fuck off Hillsboro, you're more republican than the rest of the metro area.
>7:01:47damn Kiara enjoy that record for a while
>>28677842
Speaking of archives, does anyone have Haachama's Muse Dash stream? I want to save the full combo she grinded for at least.
>>28677750incredible stream kiara does it again 10/10
>>28677838She did a cover of the Pekora rap
>>28677795Where are you getting these numbers? Unique names in chat?
>>28677494Man what a crack ship, any other crack ship out there?
>>28677864The doctor she went to for her pain said it was in her head and a result of having daddy issues, which is why she didn't really want to give the docs another shot.
>>28677907i just have a hard time believing you live in multnomah and can't spell it.
I'm going to eat okayu's mogus!
>>28677869Youtube is a wanker, did that earlier today with your pic
>>28677838Yes, every chickenbro is obligated to watch this stream in its entirety
>>28677763>Publishers account, and redcheckmark on NGA=bluecheckmark on Twitter.Are you sure? Native speakers are saying to not trust anything on nga until you see it on their official platforms.It sounds to me like nga is not really a reliable site for this kinds of stuff.
>>28677837Where's this number from? In the community posts the most likes she's ever gotten is 5.2k for members only, and that was her very first post. Public posts she's reached 20-40k for her schedules.
>>28677823I was checking 5ch too but forgot that the use more "tori" than "kiara" and didn't get that many results kek
>>28677096I can't nut to chuubas, it's like fapping to your friendsDid to Noels room mate member streams tho, its practically porn
>>28677902dog doesnt die there so never
>>28677750Enjoyable all the way through. 10/10
>>28677934Going off of total votes from member only poals there's atleast 10k
>>28677934
>Kiara just a natural at talking softly>sings to you with a soft voice>kisses you all over Amelia... onegai... learn from her..
>>28677926>The doctor she went to for her pain said it was in her headWell, ok...>and a result of having daddy issuesWait, what the fuck?
>>28677838She talked about how the doctor she went to for her shoulder told her it was in her head because of daddy issues lmao.
I didn't watch it.
>>28677921Yeah, so it's just the minimum estimate of members.
>>28677392Fuck Catbox. Anyways I disagree.https://files.catbox.moe/0407wb.webmWatch from 4:30
Gura post your schedule or I will release the hand drawn picture of Ame you made and then accidentally left on the kitchen counter that your mom later saw while you were at school.
>>28677906Did they? JOP shitters can tongue my anus anyway. Korean and Japanese online communities are wayyy worse than ours.
The chicken can finally rest
>>28677869It did that for HER too, started recommending me her previous life debut, and it just straight up showed me who Mori is two weeks after her debut. Algorithms are some hardcore fed shit, even if by accident.
>80% of #amelewd is just 'no horny haha'why are people like this
>>28676497DU HAST
>>28677750My hurts so much right now/10Gotta go to do my sleep reps now
>>28677932Is this like Chinese Twitter, or Chinese Reddit, or what?
>>28677927>いただきます
>>28677963She would lose her meaning then.The whole point is this dog on the leash tugging, if she just goes deredere its gonna turn people off
>>28677935What did the japs say?
>>28677926I didn't know Freud was still practicing
>>28677763jesus fucking christ china get over it goddamn either fucking invade the island or just move on with your life fucking damn it
>>28677973isn't this just a pikamee story?
>>28677990ironic weebs
>>28677965He must've thought it was psychosomatic. Kiara brought it up a couple of times and said it was good she could laugh about it now so it must've been upsetting for her at the time.
>>28677965She literally said that the doctor said it was because of daddy issues. I'm not sure if she just interpreted his recommendation that it might be a psychological problem this way or if he actually said that.
>>2867775010/10
>>28677877>Lives in constant painThe things some of the girls open up to us about are kinda sad ngl.Ayame being in hospital quite a lotKanata being near deaf in one ear and losing 10KG of her 50KG grip strength due to a car hitting herJust to name a few.
>>28677852Took a while because twitter is fucking terrible for finding anything but thankfully I retweet Mori art almost exclusively nowadays https://twitter.com/bucketprince1/status/1318922642720583690
I used to be concerned about Kiara's obsession with Pekora, but ever since she's toned it down, I find it really endearing now.Pekora also said it would be nice to stream with Kiara. She really emphasised the "Ī ne".
>>28677981Yes. They were whining about how she was copying Pekora's laugh (room mate videos show that's just how she lifes and might even be why she got into Peko in the first place), how she was too loud, and how they wanted her to just shut up. Her and Mori were the highlight of the stream
>>28678006But I need a little bit more dere.. right now she's 99.9% not-dereI am starving Amelia sama please, give me something so I can continue living just a bit longer
>>28677835I want to marry my cute boss!
>>28677902>WAAAHT THE FUUUCK I SHOULD HAVE DONE MY RESEARCH!!!!
>>2867799095% of the people who use twitter are retarded
>>28678026>>28678027Do you know the timestamp?
>>28678010You don't understand anon. An anime girl mentioning an island is undermining national unity.
>>28677866Mel, like Noel, also has another channel.
>>2867791510/10It was just as comfy as a Ina stream
>>28677765Important reminderhttps://streamable.com/doqaty
>>28677934chat crawling script>look for unique member id
>>28678040Ok, maybe next stream
>>28677963I prefer Ame's teasing
>>28678029I expected better out of the gorilla
>>28678029and then simps throw money at them
>>28677972Chinese is not a sexy language.
>>28677886I felt retarded when I realised what "Rein raus" was about. I had been listening for so long without making the connection.t. German learner
>>28677965The daddy isues part might be spot on but how does it have anything to do with neck pain is beyond me.
>>28678041She would never pick it. A dog doesn't die in it.
>>28677838She talked about wanting to do a Sims 4 stream where she and Calli live together all their yuribabies.
>7 hour long zatsudan
>>28677837That's at least around $50,000 per month not counting Gura's cut. Since there are multiple tiers I assume it's likely around $70,000 per month.
>>28678044Is the vod even up yet? It doesn't show up for me
Imagine if she was willing to go hard on the ASMR
>>28678026>it must've been upsetting for her at the time.I mean how could it not you are supposed to trust doctors and then they go and say you are lying about the pain you feel
>>28678029>Believing the Ayame hospital excuseAnonchama...
>>28678007As I said, I was using the wrong keywords so didn't get that much just "Kiara is still streaming kusa" "Kiara have a lots of gachikois" "Kiara's ASMR is good"
>>28677869>Searched Mori on Spotify>First playlist results are all yab
When will Gura post her scheduleIts almost 4am here in flipland
>>28677972
>>28678081Higher tier income is balanced out by overall monopoly money
>>28678072psychosomatic is actually a thing anon. Talk to any daddy issue girl in the world and they will self diagnose themselves with "fibromyalgia".
>>28678080wtf I love my chicken wife
>>28678042sorry but cuteboss is already married to Callie and you saw what she said about NTR on stream.
This is my wife.
So, rate the stream?
>>28678092she normally posts it on monday afternoon US time.
https://voca.ro/15SDfQ877MGNJust woke up and give me today's narratives.
>>28678092She's Gawr who fucking needs schedules Gura
>>28676398That's a very expressive face for a 2D model.
>>28678015No it's a me story.
>>28676447She's solid during collabs most of the time but her solo streams are good. For some reason she makes superchat readings enjoyable, it's almost like a weird little podcast where she just talks about stuff and it's pretty great. I'm glad this magical chicken has momentum now.
>>28678037Big ups anon
>>28678084She won't be only one going hard if that is the case.
How do HoloENs rank by popularity on 5ch anyway? Just curious how JOP tastes line up with people who actually speak the language.
>>28677963You misunderstand, Kiara's relationship with us KFP employees is purely professional, no funny business. This was just a team-building exercise.
>>28678070To be honest, seeing how the lyrics even go over the head of most German listeners, I can´t imagine how lost non-Germans must be with some of the texts.The whole "gimmick" of Du Hast is completly lost on them probably, for example.
>>286781088/10, maybe 9/10. Nothing legendary, but I'm glad I watched the whole thing.
New narrative: Gura is too busy browsing /pol/ to make a schedule
>>28678090>Not just watching JawsCome on Shark, get with the program.
>Risu figured out you can go from under 500 subs/day to stupid numbers by just uploading a short "you guys still fapping?" clip each day, no need to even stream games for hours Whoever gave her the idea is a genius. Props if she came up with it herself. 27 days left of this.
>>28678114china is holding muse dash hostage and won't let Gura play it anymore on streams unless she lets Xijingping nakadashi her shark cunny
>>28678092hopefully if you sleep and wake up it'll be there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PhlZVSmFvgSee Gura, this is what normal people, who didn't luck out in the genetic lottery have to deal with. But woe is you, having 1 million subscribers is just sooo much pressure.
>>28678123Shark>detective>Squid>Reaper>Chicken
>>28677996Looks like a gaming forum without usernames, only user IDs. The url looks like a bbs, so I'd wager its a cross between futaba and a classic western forum.
>>286781089/10healed my soul
>>28677750I missed the first half so I have to go back, I'll give it a 10/10 anyways because the zatsudan SC readings are always entertaining
>>28678038Did they want to watch an awkward, almost silent stream? Whatever, it's not worth thinking about.
>>28678117Whoever did the rigging for Mori and Kiara needs a fucking raise and to be on retainer for Cover.
>>28678123Gura > Ame > Mori > Ina >>> KiaraChicken is too loud for them.
>>28678132She said Jaws films are for her birthdays, so every June 20.
>>28678151>Chicken is too loud for them.same as polka right?
>>28678140Did reaper drop? I swear she was like the second most popular one shortly after debut because they thought she was a cool oneesan type.
>>28678139make another ad please, Nicholas. You're a funny guy!
>>28678123They love same-chan for the cute & funny and Mori for the cringe which is kino to them.
>>28678135This feels degrading, imagine reducing yourself to a fapping joke for numbers
>>28678135>Tied with Gura and KoroneHoly shit, the power of memes
>>28678135Is Risu NNN buff stronger than Shark no stream debuff? How does the Moon Rabbit buff compare?
>>28678160Yup
>>28678135Loafi...
Reminder that there is a real person behind every single hololive girl, no one is perfect and everyone makes mistakes. People react to situations and successes in different ways. Just because they do something, did something or say something that you personally don't approve of, doesn't make them a bad person. All of the EN girls are probably beyond stressed with everything that has been going on for them. No one expected EN to blow up as big as it did and you can guarantee Gura didn't expect to be the first hololive member to ever reach 1M subs. Anti posting and even jokely anti posting is fucked up and you're a piece of shit for doing it.
>>28678150Agreed. They are really damn good models. I wish they could keep this level of quality and consistency all the time.
>>28677903Don't forget the ultimate - traditional Bavarian Kiara.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX SHARK SEX SHARK SEX SHARK SEX SHARK SEX SHARK SEX SHARK SEX SHARK
>>28678190ogey
>>28678172The cringe part doesn't translate, they just think she's funny
>>28678160God why do Japs have such shit taste
>>28678139Who the fuck would tell Nene "your voice isn't cute and also you can't sing"? That's so obviously not true it's laughable.
>>28678194>Holding beer mugs instead of chicken drums
i'm still worrying about how gura will react to muse dash getting pulled.
>>28678140>Speak Japanese>The Japanese don't like you???
>>28678139don't care, didn't ask plus you're a chink
>>28678190upvotedokay but gura should still post her schedule, the fuck's the hold up?
>>28678135REMINDER: Risu is a cunt
>>28678179>>28678202thats gonna be fun for the collab
>>28678194MEIN SCHWANZ!!!!!!
>>28678190>no one is perfect and everyone makes mistakes.But I do exist, anon.
>>28678200rrat
>>28678190yego
>>28678190Thanks, Joseph. But what about narrativeposting if its properly contained?
>>28678160Imagine having such cucked taste
>>28677264cant wait for picrelated to happen to /hlgg/ during the ark arc
>>28678201Nah, some of them get it if you read the japanese comments.
>>28676497In the end she actually did
>>28678135FBK will reach 1m in 2-3 daysSo happy for my friend!
>>28678194She'd look so fucking weird in one of those though.
>>28678214>guess i'll have to keep playing games i'm shit at like usual.
>>28677658This, no other answer is acceptable.
>>28678173More like empowering. Being lewd is good, we need more lewd holos.
>>28678214Shes already dead anon. She did a flip, instead of being one.
>>28678190meds
>>28678160Japs really are meek little pussies. Can't wait for the Kiara/Polka collab this week to blast their eardrums off.
>>28678214She's into rhythm games in general, all she needs is to get permission for another one
>>28678173During her debut she asked for NSFW art. She doesn't care.
>>28678215Kiara seems to have a lot of Japanese viewers in the chat, but I assume they're normies, and not 5ch.
>>28678190This post is too reasonable for this place, please delete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWZUY5b2fCsIt's only day 3 and Risu is already miming giving you a blowjob while complimenting the size and taste of your nut
>>28678150>Those camera closeupsI´m going full Gosling here
>>28678139Which fucking nigger did this to Nenechi.
>>28678215I think this guy's full of shit, the went crazy for the Nene collab, the subara collab, and Amon9us.
>>28678190Get outta here Amelia.
>>28678251Easier said than done with Cover
>>28678221how so
>>28678190>there is a real person behind every single hololive girl, no one is perfect and everyone makes mistakesI like when Moona practically deconstructed Idols in a tweet with that mindset saying "Yeah I'm an idol, but I'm also a human being and everything that comes with it"
>>28678224No, anon, you don't. You're just a simulation.
Chicken costume that you would like to see but will never be.Chicken in a military uniform
>>286782155ch hates loud women. Thats why they shit on polka too
>>28678190>He hasn't figured out they're all simulations inside a Langley server
>>28677995DU HAST MICH
>>28678084ASMRfags explain this to me, is it ASMR already with whispering only, or do you need one of those binaural microphones or whatever the fuck they are called? i dont get any tingles from pure whispers.
>>28678250deafkino...
>>28678262You are weak
>>28678275Kamen Rider Kiara. It will only exist in fanart
>>28678140How can Ina be above Mori? Her content seems like it would totally filter JOPs and also she's k*rean.
>>28678190based
>>28678274You know too much.
>>28678262I feel.
>>28678251>Muse Dash is yabai>Osu is yabaiWhat's next on the list?
>>28678282DU HAS MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAVE NICHT GESAGT
SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING G.O.A.T.THE GOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28678190Yeah no fuck off. Too far
China is right, hololive/cover should kneel becauseTAIWAN TAIWAN TAIWAN 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>28678173Risu is S and loves teasing men, she's not purehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Upl9kLQWQ&feature=youtu.be&t=210
>>28678215It's 5ch. They probably see Mori as Towa and Kiara as Roboco.
>>28678284>i dont get any tingles from pure whispers.Fubuki is a master of doing this.
>>28678306DDR?
>>28678215Japanese fans like Kiara. When Polka asked her chat who she should collab with everyone was saying Kiara. Think of how 4chan hates Coco, and that's the way 5ch hates Kiara.
>>28678220>the fuck's the hold up?She's stuck in line voting. Give her some time anon. She's trying to do her civic duty like a good shark
>>28678190>Voice of reason>On /hlgg/
>>28678269The only one who streamed during Miko's return stream
>>28678215JOPs love Mori, they were complimenting her a lot during the collab, the guy is full of shit
>>28678279>5ch hates loud womenHow did they ever develop such shit taste
>>28678306My dick is abunai Kiara better watch out
>>28678214I'm sure feels bad having the one game she can be proud of her skill in taken away. I hope she gets some more rhythm games to play and doesn't take the news too hard.
my schedule will be up in 35 minutes!
>>28678150Kiara's L2D artist is the same as Watame's. Which comes off as no surprise, seeing how the two models are so bouncy and expressive.
>>28678318Risu makes me diamonds when she goes from that high pitched voice to her deep sexy voice
>>28677837Gura has at least 12k for sure. Yesterday i saw a pic with a poll from gura that had 11.8k votes.
>>28678275Sigmund Freud Kiara.
>>28678190Nnnnoooo, but I'll get called 'reddit' if I don't act like an asshole all the time!
>>28678214Streams it anyway with no video/sound. All we hear is keyboard clicking
>>28677932They're demanding they put it up as an official declaration they aren't questioning the authenticity of the poster.For context there's basically a yab there at the moment because there's been an alleged leaked internal conversation from the publishers where one of them called the NGA antis a bunch of losers looking for things to get mad at (not a direct translation), which is what 9611 is in reference to. They want a declaration published on their website to make it go away and are not satisfied with just a statement on NGA and permissions removed.>>28677996Closer to Reddit, it's not exactly analogous to either.
>>28678296Ina is K?>>28678318and I thought the naughtiest thing she did was steal Moona's money for a stream gag.
>>28678190But seriously though, utterly based
>>28678324if she wanted to be a good shark she should have done it early. the lines for early voting here were so short I was done within 10 minutes.
I can't believe Gura voted for trump and Kiara is trying to kill her for it!
>>28676932Considering the whole Taiwan debacle was subject to official nip independent inquiry, I'd be surprised if Tencent is even allowed to touch Cover at this point.
They need to let the homos out of the doghouse so we can get more kino duetshttps://youtu.be/1KyLE_Ejf-U
>>28676434I genuinely worried shes gonna shoot herself on the foot at some point
>>28678127Rammstein has been really educational for me in that regard. I've learned the double meanings for some words and expressions. Some are just neat homophones, like du has(s)t.Klavier was a fun one, once I'd learned that "lauschen" can mean "to listen" but also "to eavesdrop".You are totally correct about Ausländer though. Those who don't know German miss the hidden meanings, but they usually read translations of the lyrics, and explanations thereof.
>>28678251They can play bandori, right? Didn't SHE used to play it already?
Polka is gonna have a field day with bird. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQRFoS62nQit's just gonna be like that for 66 minutes
>>28678139I just realized but, when did Nene drop the "aru" at the end of her sentences?
>>28678322Do they have their alternative of "I fucking hate this bitch?"Like: "このクソ女キアラが大嫌い"
>>28676843Doesn't want to be haunted by her own dreams
>>28678358I love this image but the artist on the lower right needs to be smug instead of frowning
>>28678333Hes talking about Kiara.
>Streams for 7 >Not burned outKiara > Ame confirmed
>>28678352>>28635358This one? anonchama... I...
>>28678316agree, but gura should be canceled
Polka please, we don't need another ARK addict
I have developed an unhealthy relationship with this reaper!
>>28678381>66
>>28678214The only time I've seen her actually hopeful/excited (I dont know the word sorry for ESL) for something was when she went "getting a song on musedash? wow, that would be a dream come true. wowowowow" in her public musedash stream, the one where she did Fanfare.I think everything else she said she wanted was just in-character or overreacting for the stream. She really likes rhythm games and she really really likes musedash. She'll keep playing it, just not on stream, but she's gonna be very sad that there's no gonna be a Gura song on there for her to play.Hopefully either the publisher stops being retarded or the developers start working with another publisher.
>>28678262One of us. One of us.
>>28678190I'd argue that you're thinking too much about the negative aspects. All the EN girls are getting way more love than hate right now. But yeah, you're right.
>>28678092She's crying too much into Ame's chest right now to post a schedule
>>28676434
>>28678381Can you link one without the shitty meme cutting out their laughs Mori.
>>28678384kusotori is mainly used affectionately by her fans, shitters just say she's loud and annoying
>>28678401We need another ghostling purge already.
>>28678381i really love the holofive girls, too bad theres not many good clips translated, i cant understand a single word they say
>>28678374I do wonder how songs like Mein Land or Links 2,3,4 parse to not native german speakers
>came home expecting to watch a 2 hours kiara art stream>7 hourswhat went wrong? also is it worth watching?
>>28678324I doubt that. With all the early voting, she's gotta be in a crowded ass location for her to be stuck in a line. I didn't even have a line in my area.
>>28678405it hurts.
>>28678190I agree, except for the anti posting part. It's fun banter and shitting on other people's oshis.
>>28678092She's hiding in a bunker because it's US election day and won't post it until tomorrow.
>>28678401Crazed
>>28678262The close-ups are what broke me. The allure of death is too strong for any one man to resist.
>>28678151And all the screeching other girls are just fine?
>>28678401It's just a fantasy, bro. Just a fantasy. That's all you need to remember.
>>28678420It was one of her best, a miracle of whisper ASMR, doxx, menhera, and zatsudans
>>28678396That was a joke anon
>>28678420Yes, every moment of it. From the beginning where it was a normal drawing stream to the end where she whispers Secret Base to us.
>>28678420Worth every second.
A question about translation:What pronouns do English-to-Japanese translators use for the Hololive EN gals? I understand that Japanese has a wider variety than English.
>>28678410
>>28677097In my shithole of a country they do for manifestations of similar caliber sometimes
>>28678366>Gura>being proactive and planning aheadPlease anon. Her even remembering to vote period is a huge accomplishment.
>>28678420doxxed herself several times so much she stopped doing it and and faked a story of how she sucked dick for concert seats. that's just the tip of the kino
>>28678420Absolutely, it was great
>>28678221
>>28678190That's cool but fuck Amelia for wanting to cheat.
>>28678392
I WANT TO FUCK A MESUGAKI
>>28678426The problem is the people who take it seriously, like /hlg/
>>28678414>Beef>Chicken>Tomato Juice>Potato Chips.I understand what I need to.
>>28678420If you genuinely care about Kiara, it's basically a 7 hour self-podcast of lore.
Who are Ame and Gura voting for
Holy shit.
>>28678448From what I've seen they've all used 私.
>>28678311WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDETTREU IHR SEIN FUR ALLE TAGE
>Kiara is now liking art on twitterNever change, kusotori
>>28678405Fuck you for reminding me of that
What are the odds of getting best pinku reaper's 2D model into this outfit one day....
>>28678284ASMR is a term that has in many ways lost its meaning. Real ASMR still exists of course and autists will be glad to remind people that their ASMR isn't real ASMR and that they are "shitty ethots for ruining proper ASMR", but the fact is that nowadays a lot of ASMR you see isn't true tingle-inducing ASMR but really just a blanket term for what's usually a video/audio file of someone speaking softly, possibly making some noises or sounds near you.A proper ASMR mic is a requirement though, otherwise you can't tell where the sound is coming from. I personally don't mind ASMR not being "real" ASMR, in fact I prefer it. I just want to hear these cute girls whisper to me while I imagine they sit right beside me or behind me with my head in their lap or whatever. I like kissing sounds, I've even come around to like ear licking. Not much into the ear cleaning thing the JPs do all the time but to each his own.
>>28678401Hey, who doesn't like a virtual friend.
I love Pekora so much...
>>28678450/fit/ guys like Moona? But I thought fatties attracted other fatties
>>28678260Is this too lewd for YouTube?
>>28678484NEIN
>>28678495context?
>>28678433They call it "gachikoi distance" for a reason.
>>28676871kekdid you also post imaginary ogeys?
>>28678139Nicholas are you still seething?
>>28678415Ye Links 2 3 4 I would like to know.I mean hell even natives always name this song when they call Rammstein Nazis.Which is so unbelievably ironic.
Actual schizos have made it so post that are actually “trolls” get treated as serious business. Shame on you for believing it
>>28678468What about a samegaki
>>28678358That's incredibly based
>>28678433Goddamn how many of you motherfuckers did she get with these? All I see is how these zoom-ins broke the will of so many deadbeats. Is Mori's GFE potential really that high?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1323704490654986241
>>28678499Pekora reminds me of an evil Tweety bird with her antics on Minecraft, especially when she triggered Miko's launch platform when Miko was in the danger zone, blowing her out of existence while laughing.
i miss her superchats reading lads...fuck it ill do it myselfanon danke schönanonymous danke schönanoni moose danke schön
>>28678494This. Some hail Bob Ross as the OG in ASMR stuff. The paint brush hitting canvas sounds did a lot of people in.
>>28676931Same: Gawrsling
>>28678478rip your finances
>>28678480Ah. I thought Calliope would use "boku" sometimes.
>>28678485she's watching netflix now
>>28678468Based
>>28676871wtf
>>28678284No, ASMR is supposed to be pleasant sounds that produce physical reactions. The whispering is often something that accompanies the actual sound itself so as not to disrupt it, like whispering during a movie. If you want ASMR go look at Luna's videos where she is eating candy and prepare to Gosling.
>>28676790Apex, because that would mean no Titanfall or Jedi Fallen Order. What the fuck else has the Ark dev made?
>>28678239I saw this music video once on bilibili and can't find it anymore. Is there a copy on youtube?
within 4 months mori will be the least subbed to EN member
>>28676374Thanks man, which seedbox are you using?
>>28678522I can't take that seriously to be honest. This is the closest they have ever gotten to breaking stage presence and asking "Are you fucking retarded or something?"But then they are pretty great at baiting mainstream press, just look at the Deutschland video
>>28678539Arigato schizo pheonix
>>28678239whats that pinecone suposed to be anyways?
>>28678494can you provide examples for this brainlet?
>>28678507A
>>28678527It doesn't help that her voice gets softer when she zooms in like this, too.
>>28678539chikinbro are you alright?
>>28678552Meidos the crouch is censored i swear
>>28678576no...
>>28678539Just tune in for her FE and gorilla art stream
>>28678405I hate the chinese for being such thin-skinned pussies more and more for ruining a dream of someone like this.
https://twitter.com/kiaoekaki/status/1323684073894600705/photo/1
>>28678542I really dislike any human sounds in my ASMR, so I ONLY want hear objects like this.
>>28678560Probably not, many channels that had it uploaded won't re-up them due to all the nonsense that went on.
>>28678500Most fatfags are either sticks or /fit/
>>28678549I'm pretty sure she uses "atashi" when she actually speaks Japanese, my dude.
wtf when did polka become such a chad on ARK? also even with a big ass dragon and a seal around her neck I'm not really seeing the appeal of this game.
>>28678539anon...
>>28678525Samesugaki
>>28678563it's a VPS that i've pressed into service because i am too busy to go shopping for a purpose-built seedbox. unfortunately i don't have any recommendations for a "good" seedbox host.
>>28678577Oh shit you're right. 2 tiny black lines.Well then nothing to see here.
>>28678572That "it's just you and me now" at the very end of the phasmophobia collab was quite powerful.
>>28676871You were warned, Anon, the narratives are too strong for you.
>>28678539Feeling dank
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Gawr Gura.I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at her, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Gura, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon she gets up and walks over. She started running her hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Gura put down her magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. She breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill shark, really nice about it.
>>28678495>Gura wearing pantiesThis is already canonically wrong. She's either nopan or bandaid.
>>28678527>Is Mori's GFE potential really that high?Absolutely. To answer your other question, I've been a deadbeat since her debut, which is ironic because I was convinced Mori would be the worst EN due to her silly Japenglish tweets and my lingering resentment towards bad "translators" who use it in lieu of actually translating what's being said. Her scuffed-as-fuck debut turned that around real quick and I've been T3 since she opened memberships.
>>28678592Tell that to Grommr. Half of the site is chub-for-chub only.
GURA's OLD SCHEDULE IS UNPINNED>GURA's OLD SCHEDULE IS UNPINNEDGURA's OLD SCHEDULE IS UNPINNED>GURA's OLD SCHEDULE IS UNPINNEDGURA's OLD SCHEDULE IS UNPINNED>GURA's OLD SCHEDULE IS UNPINNED
>>28678415>>28678522Links 2 3 4 is pretty well known by most foreign fans. It's explained in Rammstein's English Wikipedia article."Mein Land" is much like "Amerika" and "Ausländer": not too hard to figure out from reading the lyrics (I think).
>>28678608I can't believe she did that
>>28678362Canadian-K, and if she can speak the language she's never used it on stream
>>28678536>Pekora is Bugs Bunny>Subaru is Daffy Duck>Miko is Elmer Fudd
>>2867853911 hours until her next stream!
>>286785394:03:58- treep fag. trip fag? danke schön! That reminds me, one time when I was in Morocco with my brother, we met some guys from, oh I shouldnt say the name, but-5:58:02 - so anyways, green berets, am I right? Anyways, anon, danke schön!
>>28678561Don't think that nobody here remembers all the Nenefag cope from two months ago.
Gura's last week schedule is no longer a pinned tweet!
>>28678613THE QUEEN HAS AWAKEN!!!
>the thrilling sensation of mixing pleasure and fear when you stick it inside her mouthI want to feel it.
IF GURA HAS BREAK ON TODAYS SCHEDULE SHE AND AME ARE DOING DISCORD
>>28678615The amount of muricans that miss the "this is not a love song" makes me believe differently
I laugh at the Legolas ad every time I see it.
>>28678613
>>28678415I just like the sound of 'em desut. never made it past Deutsch Niveau B1
>>28678539You know you're stuck in the rabbit hole when you start feeling empty without Kiara's german speaking in your ears.
>>28678539Dr. Anon Danke schon
>>28678539Where are you at unpaid KFP jannies? Don't you have to keep your fucking Gooslings in check?
>>28678619Fucking hell she even sounds like him.
>>28678613The absolute state of chumbuddies, imagine getting excited about content being removed
I just woke up. How was Kiara's art stream and why is it seven hours long?
>>28678613OH SHIT
I bet Gura will have an amazing schedule
>>28677486No.
>>286786080/10, still got the male pronouns in this copypasta.
>>28678613I have never been this hyped for a tweet before
>>28678587>shes still awake and replied to it
>>28678609I think it was going to be used for vrchat so there are SOME limitations.
Within the next 10 minutes we'll know whether Gura is based and cute&funny or whether we all unsub and de-member her for doing a twitch collabMOMENT OF TRUTH
>>28678587She said it didn't suit her, but it looks plenty cute to me.
>>28678565They totally do that on purpose and get a kick out of it.The only bad thing about that is that it might turn people off who would have given the video a look.And that video deserves every look, holy shit it is absolute, dare I say, KINO
Im genuinely annoyed by ghostlings and I don't know why
>>28678561The number of subs really doesn't matter. I don't wanna be mean, but look at FBK. Those numbers don't look like someone with almost a million subs.
>Gura's schedule generates more hype than a nintendo direct
buy or sell right now boys. if shark coin goes down cause of twitch fags be prepared.
>>28678527>Is Mori's GFE potential really that high?Anon, if there were more girls like Mori, the only people on r9k would be the faggots that didn't read their yearbooks, and the "just be confident bro" fags that don't belong there. The fact that she's a lonely sadsack that's doing this shit on accident just makes it even MORE powerful.
>>28678666Don't be such an asshole satan
>>28678608I saw Ninomae Ina'nis at a grocery store in Arkham yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “humu! humu! humu!” and closing her tentacles shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Instant Ramens in her hands without cooking them.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pour hot water on those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took some of the ramens and started pouring water multiple times, she stopped her and told her to pour water on each one individually “to prevent any eldritch infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she cooked each ramen and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by saying “Woomy!” really loudly.
>>28678565>Deutschland This is still their greatest troll managing to piss of basically everyone
>>28678214Well this kills the guraokher will be back soon and shark will be graduated
>>28678666Within the next 10 minutes, we'll also still know you're a faggot.
>>28678666In both cases, I'll be here to witness it
>>28678527>All I see is how these zoom-ins broke the will of so many deadbeats.Might be the same three of us posting same shit over and over, to be fair.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1323478661677330433Finally her schedule!
Deadbeats, care to explain?https://wavercd.blogspot.com/2020/10/reaping-rewards.html
>>28678657
>>28678618She spoke it in her debut but never since, she occasionally gets Korean supas but I've never seen her read them.
>>28676976>>28677005>>28677066Wait, that's not normal?
>>28678613Are there people who just stalk Gura's twitter 24/7?
>>28678696>Collabing with HERselfWhat did she mean by this?
Anyone else glad Halloween is behind us so we don't have to see spooky shit anymore?
>>28678687>she's a lonely sadsack that's doing this shit on accidentDU
>>28678696>24h Minecraft with AmeWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
>>28678666>we
>>28678709no, but there's always *someone* in this thread checking it.
>gura schedule her first OG song>is her just going TAIWAN REPUBLIC TAIWAN REPUBLIC TAIWAN
she's still wide awake lads, im worried about our chikin
>>28678640Holy shit this, few things are funnier to me than patriotic Americans partying to Amerika by Rammstein.
Its up
>>28678696>Sykkuno collabNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
OH GOD GURA NO!
>>28678709Pedophiles and stalkers are the same people so yes
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1323711636306337794/photo/1
>>28678696OHH SHIT
>>28678706no
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1323711636306337794There it is
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1323711636306337794
A WAY OUT WITH AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WEEK IS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED
>>28678698nothing to explain Mori and Kiara attract the tumblrfags and discordfags the mostt. Deadbeat
>>28678696unmembered her I can't believe she's going to collab with twitch randos!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1323711636306337794?s=21A Way Out with Ame
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1323711636306337794?s=20
>>28678724https://twitter.com/revyrev4/status/1322897854801862656
>>28678405Fuck chinks
>>28678701That is also a big fat lie, she is watching Netflix for two hours now.
>>28678666what happens in 10 minutes?
>>28678738>away out with ameKINOINO
>>28678666
>>28678724She sleeps at 5AM on the regular, anon.
>>28678736>the winner gets Gura cunny
>AWAY OUT WITH AME
>A Way Out GurAmeHoly fucking kino
>>28678742>>28678741>>28678738HOLY SHIT A WAY OUT WITH AMEKINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>TBAIT'S FUCKING NORMALFAG COLLAB
>>28678738>>28678741GURAMEBROS!
>GurAme kino tomorrowIt's time boys
>>286787423 streams lmao what a casual
>GurAme>a way outThis is gonna be great
>>28678717Would be unironically based
>>28678753>A Way Out with AmeKINO
>>28678107
>>28678738>Gura and Ame take a break on the same dayThey're fucking on discord right now, aren't they?
>>28678740Bullshit, I've been doing it for years and nothing bad has ever happened..
>A way outOh that final chapter is gonna be delicious
>>28678777I love my daughter and her friend!
>>28678754>>28678753>Collab TBANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO THE COLLAB WITH THE E-CELEBS
Predict which character Gura/Ame will pick in A Way Out and who wins in the end
>>28678738>GMT+1What did she mean by this?
>>28678785please read >>28678736They're having election discord voice chat sex RIGHT NOW
>>28678738she only likes ina and ame
>>28678777not only is moving out gonna be kino, but a way out is going to be ultra kino I can't wait for them to see the guy's dick
>>28678759>he doesn't know
>>28678613Wednesday: Planning and research Zatsudan :DThursday: Clockwork research + CIA guerrilla and terrorism manuals read-along (with Watson! <3)Friday: >>>NEW<<< IRL streaming! Passport renewal. Buying plane tickets. Buying pipes. :3Saturday: MinecraftSunday: IRL secret collab! (with Musedash Developers!)
>>28678787So she does watch Gura's streams
>only 3 fucking solo streamsLazy complacent shark never fails to disappoint
>>28678738YES GURAME COLLAB!!!! Idk how good that horror game is. DbD is usually kino, doesn't seem like a bad week overall.
>>28678785Anon, pls. PLSSSSSSSSS
>>28678696>blitzed streamshe is back boys
chats definitely gonna spoil the ending won't they
>>28678785YEP
..... we still don't know if normal fag shit is going on the 7th or 8th.
>>28678723>Gura streams Musedash>China bots seething in the chat>YAGOO enters the chat telling her "P-P-Please... Gula-chan... Stop... B-Big Kusa...">she keeps playing>Japan sends military to her house>point her rifles to her>keeps playing>China threatens with nukes>keeps playing>soldiers start shooting, YAGOO and Youtube close her account, nukes are launched and Gura's house explodes in a ball of fire>dust and smoke go away>she's there floating in the air with her chair, desk, mic, computer>Livestream keeps working and she's still playing
I fucking love Gura
>>28678792Gura is the guy with the nose, I forget the name.I'd say ame wins, but Gura can probably mash harder
>>28678738>Protein for MuscleWhat's this?
>>28678586Aloe got it bad too after she fucked up trying to test her Live2D model.
>>28678715>four tfw no bf songs>can't lie to save her life on stream>:DDDDDIDU
>>28678785They're fucking with our heads in this thread right now.
>11/8 >COLLAB w/ SykunnoGura...
>>28678714AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28678791They all have 11/7 as mystery collab
>remember to eat a good mealuhmmmmmmmmmmm narrative bros????
>>28678738That 11/7 slot is interesting. 1M celebration?
>>28678738Moving out?
>>28678738>More DbDKino. What are A Way Out and Protein For Muscle?
>>28678691Yeah, especially using a dark African woman to play Deutschland in the video.>>28678678I love the scene of them all packed into that car (Rolls Royce?) driving down the tunnel/hallway, and the "...überfallen, Deutschland, Deutschland über allen"
>>28678420>what went wrong?you mean what went RIGHT
>>28676475Which anime is this?
>>28678462She spoke in dialect on Stream before and her living in Japan is not a secret. Nice narrative on the tickets tho, I think it's time for your meds.
>>28678738>Collabs with ame>MinecraftLET'S FUCKING GO
>>28678814>Not "prease"ruined
GurAme bros.. we won again..
>>28678814How do we stop her?
>>28678342did you finish early and post or what?>>28678828
>>28678494The tingling thing is weird since I never feel it listening to ASMR, but I'll get it when listening to a favorite song that is anything but the quiet of ASMR.
>>28678742>>28678741Gurame bros where we at?
>>28678814>FUUUUUULL COMBO!
>>28678738>protein for musclewhathttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1142550/Protein_for_Muscle/
>>28678793She's an honorary Swede.
I want 5h+ single player game streams from gura...
>>28678792Ame wins shooting part, Gura wins button mashing mashing.
>>28678738She's doing multiple streams on the same day! I'm happy! Usually she just does one. Don't blame her for taking election day off, chat's would be a mess.
>>28678785Naturally
>>28678817kusoge
>>28678792>and who wins in the endAme will throw
>>28678738>GurAme A Way OutLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODid any of the JP Holos play it before?
>>28678738>another Saturday TBA Are we finally getting EN Ochame?
>>28678500/fit/ likes "high test" girls, i.e. muscle mommies with just the right amount of body fat to be womanly
>>28678817>>28678829Semen has lots of protein in it. It'll be a stream where she makes every viewer chum to her simultaneously.
>>28678820AightI'd rather not so I can keep holding back
>>28678850Chumchads ww@?
>>28678738I legit thought this was fake at first. What the fuck is protein for muscle?
>>28678698I don’t know what this is so
>>28678808The game has been out for years. I doubt she hasn't watched at least one playthrough of it. It's the journey that matters.
>>28678855Didn't Gura really struggle with SP games early on when she was afraid she was looking bad at them?
>>28678868wait, you're not kiara!
>>28678832>Yeah, especially using a dark African woman to play Deutschland in the video.It's particularly great because besides that it's playing Germania completely straight.>..überfallen, Deutschland, Deutschland über allen"Du (Übermächtig, überflüssig)Ich (Übermenschen, überdrüssig)Wir (Wer hoch steigt, der wird tief fallen)Ihr (Deutschland, Deutschland über allen)
>>28678738>Protein for muscle>the mother of all kusgemore reaction fest, basically plug&play 2.0
AmeGura is the only thing keeping me sane
>Gura and Ame skip election day to watch the shitshow unfold together on discord WHILE SCHLIKING INTENSLY
>>28678754>protein for muscle Yay, another kusoge that she’ll drop after one stream...
>>28678839HYPERPREASE
>>28678868Tank u TuT
>>28678850I can't wait for Gachimuchi references
>>28678868No but Nijis have
>11/7 TBAIS THIS IT>!?! THE [Redacted] SUBS CELEBRATION?!?
>>28678875For Gura, a porn game.
>>28678850>/fit/ horror kusoge
>>28678738>protein for muscle>gura like big bald guysUh bros
>>28678894We all know they both voted for Kanye
>>28678886>>28678875>>28678850>>28678829Protein for Muscle = emergency replacement for MD
>>28678797but Ina's not on this schedule
>>28678828https://store.steampowered.com/app/996770/Moving_Out/I'm assuming this
I’m not a chumbud or amefag but I’m interested in this collab. Don’t spoil, please
>>28678894based
>Gura retweeting more feet arthttps://twitter.com/meemofumofu/status/1323625559042248709
>>28678871>/fit/ likes "high test" girls, i.e. boysFixed
>>28678868No, I've only seen Nijisanji/Independents play it, but it doesn't have a Japanese TL so it wasn't a great viewing experience (since they had no idea what was happening).
>>28678738>>28678850I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THE SHITTY HORROR KUSOGE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
>>28678902Aniki ;_;
>>28678832The entire song is great and pretty much hits the nail on the head of how I feel about my own country.The whole deal about how Germans are "not allowed" to be proud of their country.
>>28678922epitome of based
I don't ship gurame but every time, without fail, the influx of stupid discord sex jokes gets a laugh out of me. God.
>>28678738>a way outAlright, managers fucking read those threads, it's confirmed once again.
>>28678926>>28678913
>>28678884Now where is that anon who used to say that their lyrics are kindergarten-tier? He'd tell ya right off.
>>28678904Seems more likely. If her ping is shit in the collab we might get a surprise 3d.
I remember days ago, some anon asked for Gura collab ideas and A Way Out was one of them.
>>28678738
it's ok gura will celebrate 10mil subs
>>28678922Gura has liked/retweeted so much nopan art of herself that I'm convinced it's canon.
>>28678627My sides
>>28678953thats the milly milly celebration100%
>>28677624>>28677812Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, desu.
>>28678793She probably looked at her metrics to see where in Europe she has the most viewers.
>>28678850>Do you want to be macho men? Oh man, I feel you.I expect many macho man/hulk hogan jokes.
Collabs with tbd are because they're still waiting on permissions for the game they want to play.So, naive rrats, what permissions are we waiting on?
>>28676852>>28678872Semen has actually a very low amount of protein in it. You'd have to drink at least one liter to get a sufficient amount of it.t. /fit/
>>28678850SAIDO CHESUTO!
>>28678817Ring fit.
>>28678953collab with fbk or marine
>>28678738So, today no Gura stream? Can I go to bed after Ina's stream?
>>28678850One of the top reviews has an Ame pfp and they refunded it after 30 minutes.
>Gura doing Protein for Muscle.The pantheon will be watching this one
>>28678965then what is 11/7
>>28678814>Gura hits her desk after missing the last note of a full combo>The glass desk shatters
>>28678738Am I missing something or is the time for moving out not consistent between schedules? I'm assuming there was some kind of daylight savings fuckup or it could have been rescheduled after Mori's schedule came out.
Narrative: they decided to take a break on election day to avoid troll political chats
I'm fucking so happy bros
>>28678909She sure knows how to pick em
>>28678979Kino manga/anime
>>28678922it's real fucking based holy shit
Please..
>>28678992Not exactly a hard one to believe
What do you guys think of another EN/JP Among Us collab for the TBA collab on the 8th? This time with FBK, Korone, Peko, Tower, and Sora
>>2867898811/7 is the saturday holoEN collab they always do
>>28678993YO FUCK THE OSCARS
>>28678993Wait, isn't the ending for A Way Out... Oh no...
I can't survive today with neither Gura nor Ame....
>>28678988thats me and the lads buy cock rubber and cheap booze innit
Question:Which of the HoloTubers (All regions) would be best for a postal 2 playthrough.
>>28678988possibly a public karaoke but she hasn't decided yet
>>28676398Either Mori got this from Kiara or they both realised at around the same time how easily this makes their audience kneel. When Mori did it the first time, I was surprised by how expressive it was for 2d. Just imagine the 3d version.
>>28678984>remember to eat a good meal!Do that first.
>>28679002It's probably something they aren't 100% sure of yet but have a back up plan incase things fall through.
>>28678993We just need someone to edit the hood and the hat on them now
>>28678904All the girls have something vague slotted in for that day, probably a group collab, maybe amon9 us again?
>>28678969Bongs & protobrazilians BTFO
>>28679000She’s already retweeted a lot of art like this before...
>>28678992My narrative is that Gura is taking the entire day to masturbate herself into a puddle of chum so that she isn't conscious for the political rampaging.
>>28678826Celebrate
>>28679031Already done that. Thanks Gura!
>>28678992Yeah no shit
>>28678924That too.Too many fucking fags on that board.
>>28679020Who will be the one to walk away?
>>28678984Enjoy you sleeping reps, anon
>>28678738>>28678742>>28678754>Waiting for the schedule to come out so people can stop screeching about that twitch streamer collab>It comes out like 24 hours late>TBA
>>28678969It's still a stupid timezone to put on your schedule in wintertime
>>28678992Half that, half now they finally got paid and can treat themselves. probably
>>28679022Just listen to their Moon Song covers back to back for the rest of the day
>>28678990Mori forgot about the time change.
>>28678860Probably that's the reason. She wants to meet a quota of streams each week and since she's skipping this day she will make up with more streams.
>>28679059there has never been any sign at all she was interested in the collab with that guy.
>>28679036Yeah, but it's should be announced as TBA HoloEN or something collab.. I think
>>28678992Nah, they're just fucking
Seems like she's cooling it with the member streams to btfo the poorfags.
>>28678738It's just me or her JST times are 1 hour off?
>>28679026Kurokami because she'd enjoy it in-character. Suisei because she'd enjoy it out of character.I dont know who'd be the most likely to piss on a burning person, though.
how about GurAme playing Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons , would that be good?
>>28679052Ame won't even dare point a gun at Gura.Screencap this.
>>28678827I believe all of men's schedules for this week have either question Mark's or no streams...maybe for that date so it is probably a collab that they are polishing the details on. Maybe something with fifth gen again, though I haven't checked their schedules to verify if that's a possibility
>>28679086they look right to me
>>28678990Mori (probably) forgot about DST.
>Gura posts schedule>Ame wakes upNarratives?
>>28678691Hi, I don't speak German but would like to throw my hat into the ring. (Currently learning German but nowhere near fluent). My interpretation of the video and song was that the video shows various moments in German history and a potential future. In each of these times 2 things are constant, Germany is in a position of power but also committing acts of brutality at every stage, this is combined with the lyrics which claim superiority and use exaggerated language, such as "Uber alles", yet also claim that the singer wishes to hate Germany. Thus I believe this song is a mockery of both modern and past Germany, showing it as a prideful and war-like nation, that sees itself in a positive light despite the history shown in the video. Apparently there's some language kino I'm missing, but you can't always get what you want. It's also a fucking good piece of music.
why is Ina the only one with a good scheduleI don't want to watch her
>>28679074Japan doesn't have daylight savings
>>28679026Korone. She will laugh so much.
>>28679096Yeah fucking right Ame is gonna pull a sneaky line and blast her
>>28679086she probably kept using the old offset.
>>28678738>no member streamsThis makes my inner Jew happy, does it mean I can let the sub fall off and not renew it and resume it the day she announces the next membershrimp stream?Or do I lose my silver shrimp badge?
>>28679039But isn’t gmt+1 the UK?
>>28679107YOURMOM
Gura shoul be forced to play gungeon
>>28679061What do you mean? The majority of continental europe has GMT+1 as their wintertime.
>>28679096I threw in the ending in my playthrough with my best friend
>>28679090Amelia
Watson just retweeted an Ame art Gura just liked.Did they finish their discord session?
>>28679114That changes nothing you retard
>>28679078>roommate is a fan of the guy>roommate played Minecraft with him>other girls know of the group and at least ina is a fankeep saying its not a possibility anon
>>28679090MatsuriI mean she already copied Melonpan with the whole pissing into a beer mug idea.
Obligatory Gura liking Ame art.https://twitter.com/PokeyPokums/status/1323671288829734912
>>28679126>lose my silver shrimp badge?yes but who cares, take care of yourself first
>>28679127No. GMT is the UK. GMT+1 is Euro time
>>28679019You mean>BIG UPS TO THE ACADEMY AND MY FAMILY, YOUR BOY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU>YOU SURE IT'S OKAY?? THIS STATUE LOOKS EXPENSIVE, MADE OUT OF GOLD OR SOME SHIT *GUH*>*kazoo noises*
>>28679134Based bro. Truest of bros let their bro grab the gun first
so 11/7 gonna be HoloEN collab pretty much but what about 11/8 thats the interesting one
>>28679149that art makes me want to get fucked by Ame
>>28679114And that is why her time is off compared to Ame and Gura.
>>28679147Her old friends abandoned her. She doesn't care about them anymore.
>>28679127Currently 8PM UK time.
>>28679096Ame won't even hesitate, its Gura who will freeze
>>28676790Both of those games suck, so nothing of any value was lost.
>>28679127when it's summer time but on default they're on GMT which is you know originates in the UK
>>28679133Yes, but in general i prefer internation things to just announce in GMT, that makes it easier for others to compute their time. Labeling it GMT+1 is fine as well just not as optimal
>>28679147i say this with the utmost sincerity.take your meds.
>gura actually took 3 days offAme at least has a real excuse to considering she never does
Reminder that Amelia has 10 streams even when she took 2 days offThank you detective
Why can't Gura just do the cum stream like we all want?
>no gura stream todayi'm actually ok with this. i need to go back and do some stream reps...
>>28678909>she likes her men leando your /fit/ reps, bros
>>28679127Greenwich Mean Time. Greenwich is located in the UK so gmt (0) is the UK.
AmeSame taking their day off to build the nether rail in survival.
>>28679154No, you don't lose it.You don't have to be permamembered to someone.
>>28679026Mori would be funny
>>28676398At this point Mori hits all the notes I want for a GFE. Goddamn she's perfect.
>>28678969I think she fucked up somewhere with the schedule. her 'gmt+1' times line up with the jst times because they're 8 hours apart, but the american timezones don't fit right with them. 9 am est should be 3pm gmt+1, not 2.
>>28679127the UK's time zone GMT now. the UK's time zone is BST (UTC+01:00 i.e. GMT+1) during the summer.
>>28678922I probably heard wrong, but didn't she say something like feet are "interesting", unlike her gills/tail? She said something like "there's nothing interesting about my gills, just like how feet aren't interesting... for some" when asked to show gills and feet. I bet she loves cute feet.
>>28679142The JST times are different by and hour
>>28679149Ame is stealing the fanbox art I paid for where Gura gets her sharkhole fisted and analized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlds2KZAVf8Ame is NOT seiso.
>>28679090>Suisei because she'd enjoy it out of character.Is Suisei even attempting to play a character?
>>28679093That's a single player game though.
I know we're in November now, but I wonder if any of them know about Dark Occult. Aris streamed it recently and it looked pretty fun for the price.
>>28679197Your memory reps, anon...
>tfw have to rush home from work the next 4 days to catch the streamsThat's what I get for being TRINITY I guess
Doesn't A Way Out, have full frontal during the opening part?
>>28678990Calli made her schedule when it was still DST
>>28679201Because she's waiting for Ame to actually go through with her hentai watchalong.
>>28679199actually 11 streams. On her schedule there are 10 but there isnt the A way out with Gura collab
https://litter.catbox.moe/z85r8b.png
>>28679240whats a seiso? this is en
>>28679197She was in the collab yesterday.
>>28679258HAIL PAIMON
>Watson and Ina both have collab on 7thwhat did they mean by this
>>28679278shan't
>>28679270You know this is bullshit because Gura wouldn't stop even for that.
>>28679234Mori used JST first and applied her usual offset to PST. Gura used PST first and applied her usual offset to JST.
I FEEL NOTHING BUT THIRSTTHIRST FOR SHARK BUTTHOLEHOW DO I QUENCH THIS
>>28679283Mori's also says NO STREAM(...unless?)
>>28679090suisei is her anon she fucking has blue hair irl do you not know this?
>>28679040It might be my completely subjective memory but this feels a bit more risque than she usually retweets (though she has definitely liked much more risque things).
>>28678932What happens if you're openly proud about Germany, without making any WWI/WWII references?Do you just get scolded by old people?
>>28679205I will. My treadmill is arriving tomorrow and when I get more lean, I'm hitting the gym twice as hard as before.
>>28679292Plenty of fish in the sea
>>28679283>Watson, Ina, Gura, Mori all have collab on the 7thIt's gonna be with those OfflineTV faggots. I guess I'm only gonna watch Kiara from now on. Which is fine, because I've been enjoying her streams the most lately.
>>28678703I think her phone has some sort of notification sound or Siri or something in Korean as well https://youtu.be/KRIYhMfxzeM?t=3687Or maybe I am just supremely autistic and have shit hearing
I feel disgusted whenever I see chinese translators in the holoEN girls twitter feeds, translating what they're saying. Is this how the japanese feel when they see english translations?
>>28676871That's how every day feels to me. But then, I'm a solipsist.
>>28679002ring fit adventure
>>28679169Yeah every member has 11/7 as collab but 11/8 collab its either gonna be first JP collab or if you are schizo that e-celeb collab
>>28679273she was? I barely remember her
>>28678587>https://twitter.com/kiaoekaki/status/1323684073894600705/photo/1POLLO FORMA DE CONEJO
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/jnbgsx/dont_look_at_the_title/Everything ia becoming more mainstream
https://de.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
>>28679026Mori seems like she'd genuinely attempt to do everything non-violently the first time.
>>28679308BUT SO FEW WITH SUCH ALLURING BUTTHOLES
Alles nördlich von dem Rhein ist Preußen
>>28679287She just answers the door with a hand on her panties
>>28679283>>28679295>>286793101 million celebration
>>28679096This is where I'd post the Watson as Yuuri pic if I could.
>>28679292There's at least a few pieces of art out there that can quench your first.
>>28679310No Mori already has the Trash Taste podcast to be bashed for.
>>28679305good job, broyou're gonna make it
>>28679320She survived all rounds and basically laughed at the idea of taking pictures of all of her dead friends.
>>28679326>linking reddit directly
>>28679304its not like you will get scolded, its just not met with any enthusiasm, most are just very indifferent.
>>28679310Don't be retarded anon, mori's schedule has been up and teasing something since before that guy even tweeted Gura, and also Kiara has a vague 'sleeping emoji, "maybe posting a video"' comment on her schedule too.
>>28679310Anon, Kiara also has a collab on the 7th...
Shark can't be any cuter than this.https://streamable.com/yqg2wv
>>28679326you have to go back
>>28679326fuck off no one cares about that shithole
>>28679338Based Gura celebrating 1 million with her friends
>>28679341I have yet to see any art of Gura's big pink puffy puckering butthole getting crabapples shoved into it until she looks pregnant with a coral reef
>>28679283Only Kiara doesnt mention collab on 11/7 , so its either collab without her or it was not confirmed by the time she posted her schedule
>>28679361>Since before that guy publicly tweeted*Could have been set up behind the scenes and the public tweet was to get people talking about it.
>>28679329>"Pacifist Postal with your boy! | Postal 2 gameplay"
Narrative: gura wanted to put "remember to vote" in the schedule but management didn't let her so she put "remember to have a good meal" instead, that's why the schedule took so long.
>>28679304Old people not so much. There are not that many left who fully witnessed those times anyway.
>>28679326So what? Hololive has been mainstream since the FBK Scatman video
Unless they don't plan on doing a 5 man weekly collab I don't know why you guys are freaking out over it
>>28679002>AMONG US WITH OTVLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>28679310Welcome chickenbro!
Question of curiosity past-life related, I know the HoloEn girl's have a past to some extent though I'm not bothering to dig too deep and am okay with only having a vague notion of what that entails. Going off one of Kiara's recent stories from her recent stream, is her past related to her being a huge fan of HoloLive? Again don't need to know the details, just trying to get a vague idea.
This makes my pp the big pp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92JimopYDzYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZORBs6bUzE
>>28679338Fuck off Ame. Don't ruin the surprise.
>>28679331Und alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan.
Just how many of you are sleep deprived?
>>28679326>open link against my better judgment>complete fucking retard says that Mori is a lesbianThis is why I hate /u/fags.
So I saw muse dash was kill. Did any other meltdown happen in the mean time?
>>28679396Narrative: I fucked your mum last night
>>28679157now I wanna see it
>>28679315Nah, from what I understand, the japanese audience sees the english audience in a better light. Everything I've seen points to the attitude of "Even though we're separated by language, we're joined in our love for Holos."Chinese, on the other hand, are probably seen the same way you see them, because the controversy really snapped CN off from the rest of the fans.
>>28679427Not me
>>28679326its signs of the end, but we're not completely there yet, the moment you get a popular hololive post on /r/livestreamfails, that's when its completely over.
>>28679362she actually doesnt 6th is Poruka collab 7th video? 8th Takamori collab
Honest Opinion Time:Now that the EN girls have been firmly established and their influence has shown.Did you expect them to pick up THAT much steam?How do you honestly think Gura was able to tear across the sub count that fast?Do you think that there is going to be more English crossover with JP as a result? Given many of them are trying to improve their english.
>>28679411Oh I've been a day 1 chickencoin holder, even as others insisted I dump.
What is Gura's 11/8 collab with, that's the one I'm interested in since nobody else has a collab hinted at on that day (not counting the Takamoricraft date). So that has to be a collab with one of the JP's or IN's, right? What's the most likely case?
>>28679283>>28679295The 7th on Gura's says TBA and Kiara's (which was posted way before everyone else's) just says maybe a video.
>>28679416Do your reps newfag, we're not gonna spoonfeed you. Or just lurk, people will dox her eventually, despite my best efforts.
>>28679430Moona did blackface. No one cared.
>>28678037>watitingNice
>>28679408Leave.
>>28679416Kill yourself
>>28679315No it's how they feel when they see Chinese translations
>>28679461It's the RLM collab
>>28679427I stayed up to watch Haachama Muse Dash, so i'm running on about 4 hours.
>>28679362No she doesn't she said she might post a video and that's probably her asmr vid
I like Gura a lot
>>28679466They are all being misterious about this, that's why I don't think it will be a normal collab.
>>28679427Yo
https://youtu.be/1kLDBwnI-xQ?t=5389Stomach: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>28679408you faggots need to fuck off forever
>>28679416_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Gura please collab with Kiara already.
>>28679469Link
Why is Ark SO FUCKING BRIGHT what the fuck is this
>>28679416________________________lurk________________________________moar_________________________________fag_______________
>>28679503This
>>28679499enjoy the ban.
>>28679504https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1323519610117738496
>>28679497lasagna: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>28679503This. I want endless Kiara teasing Gura and calling her sexy.
>>28679489Gura please marry me and have my children I promise I'll make you the happiest shark in the sea
>>28679454No. I thought one of them would blow up to about Mori level and the rest would be terrible and struggle.
>>28679461Ina has it in her schedule too.
>>28679416Her previous life is not directly related to hololive, she's just a fan.
>>28679503Curious though - why haven't they? Same with Mori and Ame.
>>28679416This is like going to /a/ expecting not to see spoilers
<3 i love you gura <3
I love you Gura! I wanna pound your tight cunny until my body gives out!