/jp/ - Otaku Culture

https://wanibooks-newscrunch.com/articles/-/1341

Another thread to make my bitch

got a hatchback today

does anyone want to see it

>>28607127
please dont

Im telling you bro if bm dont start getting pit outfits going again after this bitch ass hiatus im dead ass done with those washed up hoes, like fr fr. Show those pits or go home.

>>28607127
please don't

>>28607839
Their new outfits literally cover them up more than a damn Muslim Barca so it’s not gonna happen

>>28607839
I pray for this everyday unironically for the past 4 years since they have taken it away, i honest to god don't think they are ever coming back

>>28607839
Just wait a little longer, momoko will rip through her costume's sleeves with her fat arms and well be blessed

Why were they even taken away in the first place? that's the real question

>>28608472
hnnnggg

>>28608574
I think Koba got fed up with all the oji-sans taking pit shots and taking them to back home to fap to

>>28608574
So that pedos will turn to SG instead. Moa always wanted to promote sg though bm

>>28607202
yeah sure

nice samefag

Doctor said i got hearing issues. Judging by this SG vocal ranking i made, my eardrums are functioning well, right?

>>28610235
lmao, if i told you i wasn't samefagging you wouldn't believe me anyways so think whatever you want bro

was going to put a pair of 10 inch fosgates in the trunk eventually, maybe a sg decal as well, even though, u know, dead

lmao

"noooo, you can't post anything remotely off-topic in my jap little girl general noooooo JANNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY PLSSSSSSSS HEELLLLPPPPPP"

might be back for hina's bday, maybe not

peace

based janny.

>>28611066
Good riddance cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P58KCJvcZDI

>>28610488
No

>>28612299
>>28610386

>>28610488
nah you're braindead as well.

>>28612361
She later cried for three hours and made the producers buy her pudding

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ivpt9NcHuyI

>>28606814
chinese waifu y do u hide so playfully

>>28614702
hey, I wrote that :D you sly oni you

>>28614702
>discord
>denial
hmmmm you sure bout that?

>>28614024
they made her cry by eating her pudding ;)

>>28614794
denial isn't just a river in africa

btw nothing personal but it's bad taste to respond without pics, I see it all the time and it's a downright scourge

>>28614316

>>28615606
this thread my bitch, don't tell me what to do.

>>28616381
no this thread is my bitch stop trying to be me ur my sheep

This thread is Babymetal's and Kurumi's bitch

>>28616505
shut the fuck up lombax, fuck outta here with your hags.

>>28616644
Shut up Nico, my Kitsune-car is better than your deleted hatchback

>>28616381
k dear i'll cum back l8r when less boring ppl around i hope or more pics biatch

>>28616696
it's more bad taste to take a pic of a pic faggot with your potato cam.

>>28616665
jajaja jokes on you, that's not actually my car, i just took a pic at my gardening job.

>>28617355
Flawless beauty

>>28617355
>ywn sniff the soil where soyo peed

>>28610488
This is an acceptable list.

mhhmmm

>>28590431


Gheyest thing ever

>>28618488
i miss my su wife so much

Sudoofka.

>>28617355
>>28617461
>Yes little Sakura, if you but these earrings you will be as beautiful as me, please spend your parents money on the things we are shilling

That BMTH-collab seems to have been a smart move, tons of people talking about it, saw a lot of people that said they want to get more into BM now.

Welcome to /bmsg/, BMTHfags. I'll be your guide since I'm a veteran here. Been here since Colbert.

https://pastebin.com/BkTXfS66

>>28620171
thanks BASEDbin kun. get it? haha i'm fucking hilarious. fuck, i'm leaving.

>>28620171
I just lost nnn, thanks miki-chan

>>28620802

Can the girls play Among Us and post it?

>>28621472
leet fingies

>>28620899
Yup thats exactly how my balls looked after nutting

>>28620171
thank youuu anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YEkHVTF9Fw

fakebymetals > current bm
u know im right fag

Sorry Kitsunebros but this is what your average BMfan looks like after the success of Kingslayer. No more cute and funny music just more and more fag shit.

>>28624074
You clearly haven't been to a single BM concert in the past 4 years.

>>28623928
Fake Yuzu > Real Yuzu

>>28624431
She doesn't look like Yuzu, and she's pure unlike Yuzu making movies about sex

>>28624431
Did she snatch this high profile photo shoot from another more deserving model by sleeping with the head of the model agency?

Not Yuzu's fault Maaya is dumb and doesn't know how to use her looks to get whatever she wants

Lies

>>28624906
maya is ugly so she knows how to use it by hiding.

>>28620171
Thanks daddy

>>28625349
muwahhh yuiyui my beautiful wife muwaahh i love you, i kiss your lips everyday chuu

If Maaya makes an Onlyfans I'd donate her at least 500$ every month

>>28624074
Yeah I don’t know what’s worse bring me the homosexuals fags joining the fan base or when kpoop fags joined after Colbert but I don’t give a fuck cause I’m not a part of bms cringe fan base

>>28624074
There were a lot of people like that at their shows already.
When I was at the show in Copenhagen, I stood next to a group of fags wearing those autistic "battlevests", with long hair and dressed like the stereotypical "thrasher"-stereotype. They were drunk before the support-act played and started singing "All-Star" and quite a few people joined in. The main guy, some huge fat guy, was in the middle of the pit as soon as it started. If you think their fanbase is all balding reddit weebs with penlights up their asses, you are a bit out of touch.

Yeah guys, I for one am also happy I'm not part of the cringe BM-fanbase anymore

>the only cringe fukei he can find is also a cringesune

>>28624074
>Wanting weeb nerds mucking up the concert experience with pen lights

>>28626939
That clacking sound you hear is him mashing his keyboard trying to search for more cringey fukeis to post.

Hard enough to find SG-fans in general, LOL

>>28626939
don't say that, he'll flex his kitsune-biden car

Bidentsune up, vote blue and wear your official Babymetal PITTA mask

>>28627682
based

>>28627905
Who would win a fight?

>>28628096
he would destroy that little manlet lombax

>>28628145
Based, I bet he rides a proper jeep and not such a cheap Lombaxmobile. Looks like a tough guy who could beat up both Lombax and Nico at the same time.

Kurumi has fans all over the world
That's how talented she is

>>28625349

>>28628405
why is the ugliest one always the slutiest one?

>>28628427
Stop hating on Yuzu

>>28628405
Man, I remember these outfits
Very good times

>>28628433
jokes are only funny if there's some truth to them.

>>28626412
it's pretty normal standard look for metalfags stereotype, so they're fucked from the start. the kpopfags adds to the cringe tho.

stop this shit. Yuzumi is very Beautiful.

>>28628677
I wasn't talking about her beauty...

I just want to give a quick shout out to based janny for making the hinata car fag go away and for never banning schizo-kun, it's about time we had a janny with common sense around here.

Yudumi is god

Based af can’t blame him is he part of these threads he should be

>>28629336
Literally who? Sorry, I don't keep tabs on every pedro neckbeards SG fandom celebs.

>>28629336
Is that the plebbitmod?

>>28629336
based and literally us except for the one cringsune here

>>28629254
Cringe “5D chess player” has been banned numerous times.
He just evades with dynamic IP. He admitted to it a while back.

Go do something productive William. That’s enough posting.

>>28629496
If he got banned his messages would be deleted dynamic ip has nothing to do with it. He literally just always gets away with it.

>>28629254
Funny how Hinata fag gets so angry he leaves like the little bitch faggot he is. Like bro you posted a picture of your car to brag about on an idol general of course you are going to get your shit deleted

>>28629817
this. at least the other schizo posts on topic. also topkek he don't have friends to brag on

>>28629336
>>28629379
>>28629419
>>28629470
That guy is your average cringe lord. One of his weaker examples:
>https://www.instagram.com/p/CHEv__RBoBE/
There's much worse shit but I can't bother to even look for it.

>>28630865
>maayafag
that explains it

>>28629336
bruh i followed this account from insta years ago. the bahasa faggot posted pic of ooga that no one knows from. i'm betting he got it from the leak accounts, i'm pretty sure he lurks here.

This hit a million views a lot faster than BxMxC did

>>28632734
I don’t give a shit about bring me the homosexuals

We lose more and more people each day bros

Go back to sleep faggot

>>28632734
meeh better wait a featuring with trivium at least they are a dign metal example.

Its me or kingslayer had a subliminal message for liberate bm girls? Creatively at least? Theyre likes soldiers of koba

>>28634258
*sexually liberate

>>28634341
actually su make hot duck faces as moa with tongue. but sexually liberate is a whole jupiter world of difference

>>28634258
no it's an anti drumpf song

>>28625749
I'm ashamed to admit I don't recognise who this even is. One of the Mi girls, Miko? Miku? Miki?

>>28637116
nigga you must be joking

>>28637116
It's Manko

>>28632734
Bm is more popular than bmth fags btfo eternally

>>28637116
Face blindness is a sign of autism

>>28636973
Qrd? I haven't heard it yet but don't plan on it either

>>28638032
It's actually good. And I don't like BMTH at all.

>>28638032
I'm kidding, bring me the anal lube are a guilty pleasure for me but it's pretty good

>>28637981
This might have been one of the smartest Koba-moves of recent times, SNS is full of people talking about how they want to get into BM now. Basically everything #Babymetal is about the song rn

>>28638210
L to R
Manlet
Kissyface faggot
regular dude
Another kissyface faggot with tryhard tats
Second genkiest SG prez
The skinny Nakamoto sister
half a fag with tryinghalfhard tats

>>28638382
It's probably my least favorite vocal from Su...due to the over production...and a 5/10 metalcore song since all metalcore songs are pretty much 5/10. And this is the song that propels BM further lol. There's no accounting for taste but I'm happy if it helps the girls.

>>28640402
All of BMTH are try hard edgy faggots

After all these years, I still miss Yui's pits and thighs

holy fuck this general is dead as shit

>>28644931
it's always dead when shcizo isn't carrying it on his back

SARA TWITTER VERY VERY SOON!!

Unironically do people with mental disabilities get free access to internet? I can’t imagine this guy’s caretaker is supposed to allow him to go online and creep people out with is manic obsessive repetition of the same “joke” day in and day out. I just get this image of some guy with down syndrome gleefully giggling to himself every time he posts “dead general” while his caregiver just says “oh yes anon, the internet is fun huh!”

>>28644931
Fuck off anon, I'm tired of your repetitive dead general memes

Taguti Hana's urine has medicinal properties.

>>28652321
pretty f'n epic

>>28652321
kek I'm just laughing at the fucking swiffer deal

>>28644931
I KNOW RIGHT

Spamming old pics won't keep this gen alive, give up

>>28634258
nah, trivium-like songs won't work. bmth collab fits them perfectly, it's less cringe than their MG collabs.

>>28654141
First they try hard with these BM bullshit, now they spamming old pics. Yikes

<-- My man

>>28654141
Pretty much this

>>28654198
Adapt to bm is easy, kingslayer is more a bm song featuring bmth, (ruined with autotune again) lol is that or bmth is stucked in 2003. I always dreaming bm collaborating to more classics metal. In other hand, trivium case "pull harder strings of ur martyr" high contrast band, except the 2013-15 albums

>>28655124
Go post your EFL opinion blogposts somewhere else. Nobody cares.

>>28655124
shut the fuck up, stop this cringe shit, this is why people are leaving.

>>28654677

>>28656247
masterful

>>28653423
cute riho

Hello i'm new fan here. I discovered babymetals from new BMTH song. So which one of these girls are babymetals? why are they in uniform?

>>28657257
Lurk more newfag

>>28657257
Hi and welcome! Have you seen their debut video yet? Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVlMw6DyrI8

>>28657511
Oh wow thanks fren. Call me PitSlayer, destroying armpits in the sky. Then who are these girls with uniforms?

>>28657705
Here you go!

https://youtu.be/f6gMfDaBjcY

>>28658252
Cool, how old are these girls?

Always with the rainbows.Moa must've groomed poor Kano and turned her into as lesbo.

>>28659473
She loves pegging her members

>>28659473
It was Megu >>28659407 that started it with the butt touching.

>>28659407
damn she a hooker now, that's why she's been mia.

>>28659621
I really hope we get rid of this corona shit soon. @onefive dies, and Kano can be better implemented in something that allows her to twerk more. Such a waste of good monkey genes to be wearing granny clothes twirling to milquetoast K-pop.

>>28659407
Nice skirt, Megu

Another LEGENDARY Wallpaper for you fellow Kisterunis

>>28660792
I was there. Good memories.

>>28660864
Same. Roughly the same distance as that camera too.

>>28660864
>>28661305
Jelly. I should have went to LMG this year. Instead I just got tickets for the Eurotour and hoped for a big anniversary show in October.

>>28660864
same. i was at after party backstage too where i ass fisted the babymetals gorls

>>28606814
suck my fuging nuts

>>28661485
Wait that was you? The girls needed to leave for an interview so they had me and some friends put on the costumes and twin tails in a dimly lit room.

Thanks anon. You took my anal virginity that night uwu

>>28606814
Just got through listening to BMTH feat BabyMetal song and it didn't suck. Music Video did tho.

>>28664545
That wasn't really a proper MV

>>28655470
>>28655679
Stop being snowflakes daddy's child intolerant to free speech. What is ur drama? Do u think my opinion can makes cry bm girls as with you?

>>28627905
this guy IQ must be something

If I say that I like Babymetal to an average Japanese will they think that I'm pedo?

>>28665103
Not more than the average western person would think you are

>>28664731
Nobody understands what you’re trying to say with your shitty English. Just go post in your Spanish Facebook group

Hana mogging these hoes.

>>28666211
I claim evil Hana

>>28666310
They need an exorcist at this state.

>>28666211
As expected

>>28666211
Those plastic masks don't do shit retards

>>28660792
>wallpaper
>1920x1080
t. poorfag

>>28660792
>>28668364
>static wallpaper
it's almost 2021 and you're not using animated backgrounds like with wallpaper engine? you're missing out.

>>28668364
Tell that to Kobra. I use a 1440p/144hz Display.

>>28668415
Speak for yourself I run a custom collage video in triple 8k of all the lewd moments in gaku history

>>28670132
Uh oh

>>28667964
wonder if this is for a new mv

>>28667964
>>28671137
judging their banged up knees the mv will be called something along the lines of "piyo" and some random numbers

>>28672399
only yume has banged up knees (my fault)

i'm tired of this shit... when will sana grow tits?

>>28673039
sana will have the biggest gaku tits when all's said and done screen cap this

Kingslayer is objectively a good song. It’s on the BMTH album but it’s basically BM featuring BMTH, and that’s probably why it’s good. Most of BMTH’s shit is mediocre but they got this one right.

inb4 boohoo autotune, boohoo not enough Moa. We got a free new BM song, be happy you miserable fags

>>28673120
naah fuck you, BMTH is good. This is pity bump to your mediocre dead bm cuz they uncensored their pussy to them dubbed in english.

>>28673120
>>28673611

You both have stupendously shit taste.

>>28672399
>092
>People Call Me A Proper Lady But I Really Just Want Older Guys To Pound Me…
Kinda short for a JAV title...

momoe

>>28677896
...is super smart she wins fresh quiz all the time...

she even win the top nendo test 3 times in a row?!

Momoe shows her pits and feet for popularity
Absolutely shameless

>>28678115
good. she should feel no shame for pleasing her fans

>>28678115
Momoe is an avid anime watcher, she knows what us men want and knows there is nothing to be ashamed of

vlcsnap faggot and frenchy too jealous of me and wife momoe they left what dumbfuck idiots

>>28673120
yeah never expect a bmth where su sings 2/3 of song. lol

Just listened to da-da-dance, Yuyoyuppe's fingerprints are all over that song it sounds just like one of his self-remixes

>>28679132
Now this is perfection

>>28679132

>>28679132
>>28679779

Happy birthday, Maaya!

happy birthday maya

>>28679132
>>28679779
>>28679950
>>28680111

>>28679993
Maaya! Happy birthday!

post more pits

>>28680257

moa niple piercing

my sheep spam more old photos

Yes master

>>28679950
yui is my lover and powerade too

photos so old theyre in black and white

* kill Kobra
*make the big happy cat a permanent member
*bring back BBM
*stop recording features with shit artists
*bring back pits and thighs
*bring back red tutus
*do away with safety shorts in favor of lacey panties

Only way to save BM, lads.

Didn't they say the red symbolized their youth or some shit and that's why the costumes lost the red over time?

>>28682755
omg that sweaty legs

>>28682847
x2

>>28682935
I prefer the 2018 first skirt but shorter, and safety simple shorts under of course

>>28682847
>>28682935

>>28655679

>>28683195

>>28683195
no, is leaving for improvise in kpop and trap

>>28682935
Lorefags are you ok?

>>28683094
moar moa sweaty calves plz hhhnnnngg

>>28683452
officially trending on what? myspace?

>>28683528
UK

>>28682847
Agreed with all. but tutu were so fragile against bracelets.

>>28627905
nigger

>>28683558
UK what? myspace?

>>28683957
soundcloud

>Fantano about to review the BMTH-EP

That's it, here come the /mu/-fags....

>>28683923
Failing NNN already I see (no n-word november)

>>28687769
It's out of respekkt. cuz he hear you, mourn with you and stand with you. now someone post riho black'd.

>>28682935
This is true, when BABYMETAL was gaining popularity in the early-mid 2010s and they had settled on that iconic outfit, they were already 32 years old.

This thread is fucking wack, someone do something funny already like holy fuck y'all niggas boring as fuck

Its maaya's birthday what do you expect

>>28690860
penis lol

Came here from fantano
Baby metal sounds cool i like su metal desu! XD
Someone fill me in on these girls. Who is Yudumi?

just came here from fantano
let me get this straight.
su = lego
moa = hambaga
yui = tomato

>>28692215
the purest

>>28692215
the lewdest

>>28692215

>>28690860
>Wack


Wrong general. You’re looking for /alt/ right down the hall to your left.

>>28692785
>>28693101
>>28693156
Oh wow calm down bitch, is this secks thread now?

>>28693156
Imagine the smell

>>28690860
On god

>>28693101
mmmmmmmmm

Ugh agh

Agh Ugh

>>28700563
>>28700577
Her body got really nice

>>28700563
>>28700577

soyo

kano's pink ape hole

>>28703809

SARAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28700563
>>28700577
>>28701752
Oh my, this is really secks tred now.

kano's head is huge for her smol waist body.

>>28706896
l*li thighs

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT LOVE ME

Sato Hinata, show me the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5NOIXwVZe0

>>28710732

>>28710910
I kiss my hii-chan

>>28710910

>>28711542
She looks uncomfortable

>>28711525
>>28711542

>>28711946
like all rats are lmao

>>28711542
Blur the mouth next time pls

fuck off ^

>>28715108
this. you can already see she's self-conscious about it

>>28714914
>>28715108
>https://www.sakuragakuin.jp/news/single.php?id=1074
To support our girls braces costs, buy the combination ticket now!

haha no (you) for you fag

Sackface will look great once she gets proper teeth and older

>>28714964
Blur your life

It's my birthday, who should i fap to today?

>>28716299

>>28716299
It's NNN

Moa pit

>>28716982
nahh everyone knows you can nut freely on your birthday, i'll fap to next girl posted.

>>28717144
Perfect body

>>28717144
oh shit this'll be the fap of the year. thanks faggot

Autistic Santa

>>28717290
Happy Skeleton

>>28717290
hemlo toad bich would you liek to take your knuckle sandwich right in the pussy here or to go?

>>28715298
Literally said her buck-teeth were her 'charm-point' on Fresh

>>28717780
that's just her way of coping

Watched Poltergeist last night.

the son Robby's teeth reminded me of Ratkia.

>ywn go to Spadium Japon with Ooga Booga

>>28683452
>34+35

Considering how half of America voted for Trump for a 2nd term, I am not surprised such shitty trash music leads the charts.

>>28719946
he said it was from the UK charts you little fag

>>28717972
cute ass bitch

>>28720013
I don't read every single word from randos on the internet, cock sucker. It's the same case in America as well for years.

>>28720124
>shitty pop music leads the charts in [country]
woahhh. what a revelation.

Some very cute koba in this thread so far, good.

>>28717972
Now same perspective with 4 no uta or awadama fever plz

>>28719946
dumbfuck idiot go back to /pol with your biden-kitsune car faggot.

>>28721712
The Bidentsune-mobile won the election

Convince me to check out the BMTH-BM song, cause I couldn't care less I don't think

like what BM songs does it compare to

>>28722680
stop bullshitting us, we all know you already checked it.

>>28722680
not worth it. only decent part is su's vocals but the lyrics are gay as hell. the rest sounds like edgier linking park

>>28722680
It's shit, do yourself a favour and don't bother.

>>28722765
>only decent part is su's vocals but the lyrics are gay as hell.
babymetal's done some gay songs over the years though

>>28722885
true, i'm mostly talking about the english parts though.

kingslayer
destroying castles in the sky
kingslayer
forevermore the apple of my eye

i hate when people just throw random pseudo coherent sentences together just because it rhymes.

>>28722680
Nigga it's less than 4 minutes long. People said it's more like BMTH's old material or that it's more a BM than a BMTH-song.

Do straight males unironically like bmth?

>>28723015
>Nigga it's less than 4 minutes long
you dangerously underestimate my attention span and general ennui de vivre

>>28722987
that does sound p gay, and not even in the wacky engrish style of like BxMxC or RoR

>>28723094
I only know girls who like them. The guys kinda dropped them after they stopped doing deathcore

>>28722987
>waaahh waahh the lyrics aren't too deep down my ass
bitch shut the fuck up. you the edgy faggot.

>listening to Babymetal
>complaining about dumb lyrics

Have you ever read the translations of the jap-lyrics?

Must be hard to be a sheep

who taught him a new meme phrase?

>>28723170

>>28717290

>>28723938
Yes it is, master.

>>28723938
I wish I was cool like you

>>28723170
>chocolit dead nik noknuk payaya tingting
>bmfags:

>>28724263
Well metal galaxy was their shitiest album

wanna
wanna
wanna

beeeeeee

>>28724668
>>28723938

>>28723938
Literally, fuck you

>>28723938
Must be hard to have severe down syndrome

>>28723170
no, why would i do that? why do you think i like listening to music in a language i don't understand?

>>28723938
Please just shut the fuck up schizo

Quick, how do I say "Sara, I want to bury my face in your milkers" in Japanese.

>>28733382
サラあなたの搾乳者に顔を埋めたい
Sara anata no sakunyū-sha ni kao o umetai

>>28733382
Sara I kiss your bobs

kek what a dead gen

>>28716982

>>28734938
Fuck you

https://youtu.be/SacwLscPR6M

>>28735955
Sweet- Marina likes stoner shirts- this confirms my theory that she is herself- a stoner.
Before anyone gets all uncool and heavy- I am a stoner so this is no insult

>>28736534
I don't get it

>>28736534
hnnnng our purest momo wears a white bra like an angel should

>>28736534
Pedos notice even the tiniest of things huh

>>28736534
hickey

>>28723938
your dick must be huge mi lord

>>28736623
Why are americans so obsessed with weed, please just fuck off to Reddit thanks.

>>28739572
Oh its a youtube comment that explains it