/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just a friendly reminder that the girls don't give a shit about these threads, they don't see your posts, and you have no control over how they do their jobs.

Ready for LotR with Kiara!

Ame collabing with moonmoon is going to be superlit and based.

Haah?

I like this chicken!

For this thread, you'll need them.

>>28576088
Kill yourself.

who's streaming today?

This tako walks into a bar and slaps your oshi on the ass, what do you do

>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! *toot*
>cum instantly
i fucking hate this woman

https://streamable.com/2xtgyq

>>28576085
Heh yeah of course. tee hee

>>28576020

Thanks friend.

Friends.

Not a chumbud but I wanna choke this faggot. Please weather the upcoming storm if there is one chumbuds. Be strong.

WELCOME TO HLGG
WHERE NEARLY ALL THE POSTS ARE HIDDEN
AND THE SCHIZOS DONT MATTER

Kill everyone from /v/ and lynch every fucking zoomer.

Is today a break day for the ENs?

>>28576114
kek

GURA'S COLLABING WITH PEWDIEPIE TOMORROW HOLY SHIT YABAI

Okkota?

True chumbuds will support Gura when she do collab with Male especially if it's Sykkuno

Just accept it chumbuds. You DO want Gura to reach 20mil subs, right? There's no way she's gonna say no to the offer.

I swear to god if Gura collabs with these OTV faggots...

>>28576085
Thank god. I don't want to shitpost with the pressure they might take anything here serious.

Is Ina the only girl that will never collab with normalfags/ironic weebs?

I just can't picture her doing that shit.

>>28576088
Ame with Who?

>>28576126
If Enma has half a brain cell it'll never happen. Stuff like this is like riding a bucking bull, they can barely get their own house in order from the enormous sudden growth.

>>28576150
Nose...

>>28576126
>rumor
lol

>>28576126
Rumor has it...

You are allowed to fondle, pull, and grope Ina's hair tentacles for a good 20 seconds time, but you then get restrained by her tentacles, looked at with absolute disgust by Ina and you get bonked on the head with a crowbar. Is it worth it? Keep in mind you're a soft takodachi.

I can't believe Gura's going to collab with Alex Jones guys...

>Gura and Pewdie
isn't this what you guys wanted? you like numbers right?

>>28576114
>Deadbeats gave akapsupaposting a redemption arc
Can anything stop them?

>>28576114
my fucking sides
I love these

>>28576150
Yeah, i can't wait Gura reach 20m subs

>>28576176
cute cupon

today, I will remind them (chumbuds)

>>28576131
Why do you hate chumbuds so much?

https://streamable.com/es72v4

>>28576150
expect a friendly corporate tweet declining the offer within the nex 28hours

Rank Mori's songs from best to worst. I'll start
1. Live Again
2.Excuse My Rudeness But Could You Please RIP
3.DEAD BEATS
4.Cursed Night
5.Reaper Rapper

IM MININ

>>28576149
kek

>>28576126
Most Hololive talents barely manage to collab with other Hololive talents outside their own generation, much less vtubers outside the company. Collabing with 9 other Twitch streamers, mostly men, is so far from happening that I'm not worried.

Gura is Joe Rogan's next guest?? Holy shit

>>28576163
Well, she'll be on Proko's Draftsmen podcast so idk if that counts.

>>28576149
We need some emergency meds STAT.

>>28576165
Her idol who she based half of her persona around.

gura is
1. too autistic to collab with non holos
2. had people try to leech of HER success for ages, she won't do random collabs
literally nothing will happen out of this, she wont even respond to the tweets

HACHAMA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDAY

HACHMA-CHAMA

https://twitter.com/scarra/status/1322823757971402752?s=19

Yay or Nay?

Time for you to decide chumfucks.

>>28576189
ogey Nick

>>28576146
No because these people are literal faggots who will not only destroy Gura but Hololive as a whole, kys.
Enjoy seeing your shark waifu getting doxxed for real this time and running away a second time if that ever happens.

>>28576176
Yes and the abuse only makes it better

>>28576114
Your boy is "is orbit"

>>28576126
>Rumour

>Kiara swimming in Holo JPs
>Morioppe collabs with Anitubers
>Gura collabs with normie E celebs
>Unity is no more
>Trinity is no more
>TakaMori is no more
Ame and Ina are our last hope /hlgg/
A new faction is born, AmeTako.

Before the numberfags arrive.
https://files.catbox.moe/evblmo.mp4

Nene is stealing Ame's bgm

Your opinion matters
https://poal.me/7wllmf
https://poal.me/7wllmf
https://poal.me/7wllmf

>>28576178
Felix is s*****a fan
still doubt that he know about shark of not

i know that you lurk here gura, this shit is exactly the reason you abandoned HER account. Don't fall for this shit please

>>28576197
Hopefully this is what happens. Because fucking hell why did they have to put Gura on the spot. They could've at least contacted her in private.

>>28576179
The upcoming podcast.

>Chumbuds numberfag gura
AW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Gura collab with big youtuber like Pewdiepie, Sykkuno, or giguk to please CHumbuds numberfag
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Seriously chumbuds?

>>28576149
got my tesla flamethrower ready

>>28576198
Live Again = Cursed Night > Excuse = Dead Beats > Reaper Rapper

>Gura playing with Sykkuno
>Mori rapping with Ryan Higa
Is sanity the price to pay for power?

>>28576176
I'm pretty sure Ina is physically inacapable of looking at anything except for cucumbers with absolute disgust.

>>28576214
I've decided you need meds.

>>28575888
>ironic weeb
I don't understand this term. Can you explain? Honest question here. People throw around, and misuse, "ironic" so much these days that I can't tell what is actually intended when people use the word.

How does an "ironic" weeb differ from a normal weeb? Is it that a person likes Japanese-related cultural products as a comedic juxtaposition with, or a commentary on, their own lives? Or other people's lives? Or on world politics? What am I missing?

>>28576207
>she'll be on Proko's Draftsmen podcast
Half of the time I can't tell made up narratives from reality anymore after staying on chuuba thread for over 2 years now. This is one of those cases.

>people are going to shitpost about this tweet for the rest of the day
Yay..

>>28576197
I hope it gets totally fucking ignored, kek

>>28576085
Good, now I can shitpost whatever I want without feeling guilty.

rumor has it that gura is cute and funny

>>28576129
BROOOOO! I LOVE THAT SHOW!

>>28576176
>get to fondle Ina's hair tentacles
>she looks at me in disgust
>get physically assaulted by ina

...so what's the catch?

>>28576211
This, Belle Delphine had to BEG her to JUST record some lyrics for the song they did and let her slap HER name on it. Gura gives no fucks about how "big" you are.

Cant wait for this board to go full meltdown when EN goes full on normalfag
>Gura and offlinetv collab
>mori guest on fantano
>ame baking biden 2020 cookies stream
>ina contracted by SMTown to make virtual kpop idol avatars
>kiara x nostalgia critic lotr review

If you want to make them stop trying to mess with Hololive you could schizo mass Tweet them with death threats and other things

>>28576163
>Is Ina the only girl that will never collab with normalfags/ironic weebs?
Ina is the type to hate ironic weebery and she has already made plenty of commentary to that effect.
Ironically chicken might be the only one besides her we'd never get normalfag collabs with.

>>28576206
>DMT
>bonobos
>chimpanzees eating monkeys
>elk meat
Yeah probably not

>>28576264
The rumor comes out, Does is Gura is cute and funny?

>>28576264
Based.

And we had such a fucking good weekend. Why did this happen? Where did we go wrong?

>>28576222
>TakaMori is no more
You guys keep saying this then Kiara brings it back the very next stream, hell the next time Mori streams and Kiara comments

>>28576126
I swear twitter is the worst place on the internet.

>>28576230
woah woah waoh
EnMa-san looks like "THAT"???

>>28570513
ta400ko
Repping my fellow chaotic shitposters for the priestess

>>28576214
Time to unsub

>>28576278
Yeah, i'm going back to holoJP

>>28576085
I hope so but i have my doubts, maybe i just need to take my meds

>>28576149
abayo

>>28576232
this is how they live their lives, everything is public and uncomfortable = content

>>28576004
How so?

>>28576236
Can't wait until we pass the date. If we knew for sure it was happening I'd be able to embrace it and cope but the not knowing makes it difficult to pick a path.

>>28576236
Most people seem to be over it already.

>>28576189
this is beyond seething, we need a new word for this one

>>28576198
Live Again >>>> Excuse my rudeness but could you please RIP
I didn't listen the others

>>28576247
I'm sure if you push her hard enough...

>>28576237
Numberfagging in peace

>>28576149
I can't believe Anon doxxed Cover...

>>28576293
I look like that.

>>28576253
Ironic just means insincere nowadays.

>>28576266
If she insults you for it, it means that she cares enough to want you to change to meet her standards

>>28576126
>post rumor
>tag all people in that rumor
how retard is he?

>>28576126
Nah, this won't work very well. Gura isn't ready for it, and collabs with non-vtubers would be awkwards as fuck. EnMa, I know you don't read these threads, but if by some bizarre coincidence you do, pass on this one.

how was the kusoge collab last night?
worth watching?

>>28576126
Woke up about to go to work humming plastic love and now this shit happens.

WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE NOTHING HAPPEN!

>>28576222
>>TakaMori is no more

>confirmed by AO-chan
>spa-date soon
TakaMori stronger than ever.

Okay. I feel reaaally disconnected. Who are those people on the tweet and why is a problem? Genuine question from a hololive fan.

I want to choke the whole offline TV and I am not even chumbuddy

>>28576253
I think the simplest way to explain it is someone who says they are a weeb but still tries to force THEIR culture on the east.

>>28576318
My dick...

>>28576150
I do but without some faggots trying to leech her

>>28576253
People who like shitting on things, and get involved with weeb culture solely because it gives a wide target area to shit on

>>28576332
Good collab, terrible game.

>>28576332
66 minutes

>>28576332
Yup, actually one of their bests despite the game, shows how far they've gone
Mori almost yabbed her roommate's name though

>>28576126
A japanese company isn't taking a big risk like that anon, no need to even consider it. We're a few EN gens away from something like that happening.
>tfw the first Hololive and EN 3D streamer collab features PDP

>Kiara thread
>Next to it jav thread.
Narrative bro explain.

Fuck Mori, she started this collab with shit people outside of hololive shit. Now normies have their sights on Gura. That's fucked up. I'd be okay as long as they don't get their grubby hands on Ina unfortunately it seems it will just be a matter of time. Fuck Mori.

>>28576329
Very retarded apparently. Shouldn't have opened the twitter cesspit...

>>28576237
numberfagging in here with our fellow retards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collabs with e-celebs that will bring an even worse crowd than the gigguk-mori collab will

>>28576334
Don't forget the TakaMori Minecraft collab coming back next week

>>28576325
ay gurl gimme your fax number

>>28576189
Gura hit 1 million first and this fact will never change no matter how mad you are about it.

>>28576318
Something about this doesn't look like Ina

>>28575312
Guy from here paid for that though.

>>28576309
Its going to be a shitshow when it actually drops.

>>28576332
https://streamable.com/0bdhcw
There were some funny moments.

At worst the chats will get slightly worse for a week. You guys need to take your meds and turn off the chats.

not ark
tasukete niggerman

>>28576278
If that happens I'll unironically become a normalfag and give up on everything weeb-related because it's all fucking over.

>>28576114
You fixed the ending, now that is character development

>>28576211
Imma sc this. First stage is always denial lol. See you next month chumbud

>>28576126
Surprised he didn't tag HER

Gura's height is similar to that of a

>>28576126
I really don't want the actual streamer herself to be associated with these people even though its undeniable their demographic is mixed. I'm holding on to the fact that this is likely more on them relying on Gura for content than the other way around.

>>28576253
It's literally something people made up because they were seething about anime becoming popular with normalfaggots and needed some epic meme to separate them from themselves. The idea is that they are somehow self-hating and don't want to admit to genuinely liking weebshit. In reality, they are literally just weeaboos and the supposed "irony/insincerity" they have doesn't actually exist.

>>28576358
>almost
You mean did

>>28576253
You already answered your question.

>>28576383
I don't care about the chat nigger, this thread will be literally unusable.

>>28576365
newfagchama, your HoloJP reps...

>>28576358
>almost

>>28576278
it'll be especially funny because newfags don't realize the Holo JPs have already been doing this shit for ages

>>28576375
The forbidden face of disgust. The most precious and rare facial expression.

>>28576306
How is banning not just loli but also all porn with just small or flatchested girls not worse than just banning loli?

>>28576214
I want to see /hlg/ seethe so everything that makes Guras subcount skyrocket is fine with me.

>>28576387
it was great advice

>>28576332
https://streamable.com/75ca1e
Risu would have like it.

>en branch just started
>not even a year for them yet
>"please collab with this person outside of hololive"
how long did it take for other members to do collabs outside of hololive again?
some people are a special breed i tell you.

>>28576379
It's already overshadowed by these offlinetv faggots. It won't be that bad anymore I think

>>28576365
Fuck off retard the podcast isnt even released so stop blaming Mori for this shit. If you want to blame something , blame the world that made Gura so popular

>>28576365
If you had half a braincell you would have knownthis shit was coming the moment HoloEN started to gain traction.
Hell, I'd say this was the case from the Korone and Coco memes.

>>28576332
too short

>>28576226
Totally excusable since Nene is so cute.

And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat
Believe me when I say that I've got something for his PUNK ASS

>/hlgg/ having a meltdown over nothing
Having a collab it's not as easy as saying "yes" in hololive. You need permitions, etc.
Gura won't collab with any normalfag streamer.
save this.

>>28576330
This guy's right, Gura should collab with Projektmelody not Sykkuno.

>>28576189
Unironically agree.
Without that roastie looking like Sid from the ice age movies Gura would be likely around 600k now

>>28576401
nah
see
>>28576340

Haachama's singing last night was not pretty. Miko sounded very nice though.

I wanna hear her non meme sing sometime.

>>28576289
we really need more TakaMori stream collabs tho so in a sense it's not wrong. All the interaction is outside of the streams currently

>>28576336
OfflineTV is apparently a Twitch streamer group that is fairly popular. They usually and more than likely play Among Us with big name Youtubers like Pewdiepie all the time. We're basically introducing Hololive to a toxic community like Twitch and people with Toxic fanbases.

Takanashi "Gigastacy" Kiara will forced to collab with belle delphine

Towa is really good with 1-on-1 conversations, but clamps up in groups more than three.
Felt too close to home.

>>28576365
all your holos are basically fuckin normies or would be one in an instant
also meds

>>28576333
this is the price we pay for being happy

Why does Gura know Ride on Time? Isn't that an 80s song?

>>28576443
screencapped because god i hope you're right

>>28576365
>Now normies have their sights on Gura
Reminder that all the people who even knew who they are should fuck off from here forever.

>>28576189
Can't wait for my favorite dog to collab with my favorite bird.

Feels great to be a HoloEN fan.

>>28576457
Yeah I don't regret turning her off after the 2nd song

>>28576419
Because it not look down on by people unlike loli

>muh HoloJP did this kind of things already
They actually didn't you stupid faggot. There's a difference between their collabs and that bunch of fucking faggots

>>28576189
Irrelevant at the moment, we need to gate keeping hard hololive from bunch of soiboys

>>28576419
Because flat is gay as fuck lol. Australia's porn must be top tier, filtering out all the flatties and only letting in the biggest tits

>>28576443
Corporates like big numbers. I mean, even an "indie" like Pikamee did some weird AMD event...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zOUgp9twI

>>28576336
They are peak normalfaggotry. Every other Gura fanart gonna be her being shipped with some of those faggots there. If people thought anitubers would destroy holoen this is even worse

>>28576424
Most never have.

>>28576126
>I'm sorry I don't know who that is.
Post yfw

>>28576211
There is one problem here however
Gura is a massive fan of Pewdiepie, and collabing with these guys brings her within arms reach of him.
She may be your idol, but she has idols of her own she likely wants to meet as much as you want to meet her.

>>28576445
And without Eekom Bokum Korone would be likely around 400k now

>>28576336
Normalfag twitch streamers who live their entire lives as a disgusting drama-baiting soap opera in public view because it's "content"
One of their former crew was literally creeping on their girls 24/7 and all but raped two of them and they kept him on for years because the fans liked to ship the guy with with every other girl in the house not kidding in the slightest and right after they kicked him out they invited in an even creepier guy who plays into the shipping culture even more

They are the definition of drama = content when it comes to streamers, only people who make drama videos on youtube are worse

>>28576253
>How does an "ironic" weeb differ from a normal weeb?
Basically people who claim to like weeb shit because they watched maybe Hellsing as a teenager or kid but actually just never shut up about how "cringe" it is. Really it just means fake weeb.

>>28576496
>Gura is a massive fan of Pewdiepie

I thought she was a grown woman?

>>28576472
The 80's were great. You kids wouldn't understand.

>Hello guys it's PEEEEEEEEEEEEWdiepie here with GURA from Hololive

>>28576458
Well at least we're finally getting the return of TakaMori Minecraft
Hopefully Kiara convinces Mori to abandon the cave and build a massive mansion with her

Please.

>>28576336
Streaming with a male fan is a really bad idea, look at the tweet normies are already shipping them.

Opening floodgates larger than the anituber ones but this time it'll be an incredibly toxic twitch community. This shit will start leaking into the other holos.

>>28576491
This is no different to Botan doing that call of duty even though. I hope cover realize what they have and focuses on company events more than some twitch streamers

>>28576126
Do chumbuds know this "rumor"? Because fuck this I'm 100% sure that faggot is just pulling shit out from its dilated asshole.

>>28576472
she went into the city pop rabbit hole, not hard when youtube was recommending plastic love to everyone not long ago

>>28576460
>collab with belle delphine

>>28576212
I can't unhear those damn lyrics over Allegro con Fuoco anymore.

>>28576496
but i DON'T want to meet my idols. i want to appreciate their content and see them succeed, not destroy my respect for her by collabing with fucking normie god Pewdie

why does every calli's and her roommate's songs sound the same? it was cool at first but now its underwhelming

>>28576522
The true chumbuds, always support Gura

when does /hlg/ not have a meltdown?

>>28576426
I take anitubers over offlinetv faggots any day

>>28576491
There nothing indie about Pikamee

>>28576443
I hope so, because it would literally kill the entirety of HoloEN and MAYBE HoloJP too.

>>28576479
reminder stop screeching dumbass and you're cringe

>>28576423
Wow I just realized these nuts let you replenish your slingshot and Kiara NEVER shared this information.

>>28576460
Would be absolutely fucking hilarious, honestly.

>>28576472
Are you retarded?

>>28576379
/hlgg/ goes through cycles of overreacting to stupid shit and the anituber podcast is already exhausted. I was shitposting quite actively when the news first dropped but I won't when the actual thing will come out because it's just repetetive shitflinging at this point.

>>28576535
<<It's time>>

>>28576548
How about neither?

>Ayame jinx unknown.png poster returns and makes a post with a "whats the worst that could happen" at the end
>a few hours later this happens
Okay now I get why it was removed in the last thread.

>>28576236
oh I can't wait to see how we'll meme that shit up
t. deadbeat

>>28576552
ogey

Guwa... I'm next in line, wight...? You won't cowwab with some nowmies before youw sister, right...?

>>28576542
Sorry nigger, but there is a limit and this is it

>>28576565
Best if neither. But if you only have to choose one then choose the lesser evil

>>28576253
4chan's definition of it changes day by day to reflect who they're against.

When are we getting an actual KFC ad featuring Kiara?

>>28576429
Not that guy but I will hate Calli as much as I want.

>>28576555
Reminder to stop being alive.
Kikkirikys, Twitchfaggot.

>>28576443
I know anon, but still the idea that there can be a collab with some gajin normie is making me unnerving

>>28576521
Mori said in the first takamori collab that she wants to build her "base" inside/on top of a volcano and that was a great idea in my opinion, straight up underworld or castle greyskull vibes. The current cave is a terrible idea and almost anything is better.

>>28576565
Why not both?

>>28576575
Fake chumbuds aka barracuda, not supporting Gura, fuck off barracuda

I PREFER ARK THAN THIS SHIT
NOO MY SANITY

>>28576327
>>28576340
>>28576354
>>28576401
>>28576512
Thanks for the responses. Between these, and the context I've seen used it in, I can kind of triangulate a meaning.

i keep fucking missing all the livestreams i wanna see because youtubes phone notifications fucking suckkkkk

>>28576556
She knew it was no nut november and even mentioned it, I don't know what you want

>>28576496
>>28576388
consider the alleged shitstorm from having huke in the minecraft server. do you think cover will allow a collab with a male? they can't collab unless cover allow it

>>28576593
That meme is only for good choices anon...

>>28576443
Mori opened the gate
There's no stopping it now

>>28576601
Would you support Gura if she wanted to hang herself?

You are cringe. I am cringe. This whole thread is cringe.

>>28576508
Shipping? People actually ship real people with each other? What the fuck. Oh god I want to vomit.

make it hololive related

>>28576506
She was almost 700k right before eekum bookum you illiterate retard. Do you just shitpost here without doing your reps?

>>28576212
>>28576536
It's stuck in my head as well. I'll never be able to listen to that piece normally ever again

>>28576495

What is she planning?

>>28576556
She says it right after the clip but no one listened.

>tourist central afraid of tourists flooding in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28576595
But alas, it was not meant to be.

>>28576189
Such a hard worker..

>>28576542
>The true chumbuds
Kys.
Her collabing with these fucking faggots basically confirms that everything she ever said or done is fake.
>I'm shy, I'm this and that
And then collabs with this bunch of faggots?
Cmon man. I like Gura but you're fucking delusional if you think I'd literally die for her just because.

>>28576601
Well I just wish you happiness when everyday is a collab with OfflineTV...

>>28576278
Don't they do live stuff in Japan for the JP girls?

Why do you care about who watches Hololive?
It's not like their content is going to change.
You need to be able to deal with cancerous fans.
t. Jojofag before the 2012 anime

>>28576253
Ironic weebs co-opt the humour and culture of western otaku for humour without any sincere investment, appreciation or even comprehension. It describes the kind of person that wears an ahegao shirt in public, as a joke, but doesn't actually consume hentai, recognize any of the artists or teally have any kind of firsthand experience with the subject. Everything they know, they learned through osmosis on reddit and twitter, where 4chan culture and OC gets reposted without context so content leeches can claim the work if anons as their own. To them it's just a funny internet joke about hypothetical weird people that fap to hypothetical weird porn, and how they cope with the vague discomfort of mnowing that it's r3al is to reduce it to a joke and play the caricature themselves ironically for humour. Except then they do it with everything otsku-adjacent that penetrates mainstream awareness.

They're the modern gaiafag, as poisoned on the "ironic internet humour" zeitgeist as kids of the 2000s were on "lol so randumb xD"

>>28576637
Eating a dog.

>>28576496
No it doesn't. That's not how networking like that works. Offline pays Pewds out the ass for his collabs because he isn't friends with any of them. Maybe if this was Jack or Mark would you be presenting a cognizant argument but all this would do is get them embroiled in the shit they dodged in the first place. Which is insane, and further: MALES. Think about that. Whether you or I or anyone here likes it, they are in the Idol business. Talking about or interacting with guys is not allowed outside of very specific scenarios. Some fuccboi Vtuber from the same circle as Pokimane of all places? Have a little fucking common sense before you think this is going to be reciprocated.

>>28576518
she's a 19 years old

>>28576565
that would be the best case scenario. But how would we reach such a dream scenario? Podcast is pretty much confirmed and since there is high chance Gura is friends with few people from faggotTV I dont think it can be stopped

>>28576522
I love how america has become such a total shithole that "stay safe" has become a more common farewell greeting than "good bye". I watched some indie chuuba last night since she was doing a halloween party stream, and she too ended her stream with "stay safe everyone".

>>28576595
sex...
I would unironically love it if she came back after surviving her life-threatening illness
sex...

>>28576214
>All these replies
Are these kpop stans but of a lesser degree? If so, that's gonna be dangerous.

please watch my clownwife... she's gonna do more early morning karaoke otherwise

will Luna and Mori ever do a farting ASMR collab?

>>28576637
Probably nothing good.

>>28576621
Are you retarded? why support suicidal people when they want to hang themselves? you suppose to help them

Remind everyone that Pewdiepie said nigger on stream on several occassions. Even if it's just by association that Pewds is related to OTV, if we can force this meme that Pewdiepie is "problematic" (which has been done for us at this point by leagues of twitlibs), then maybe we can make Cover see this is YAB waiting to happen.

I know some of you fags lurking are redditors who steal our OC. If you see any reddit posts about this possible collab, COMMENT THAT PEWDS IS A RACIST and how you wouldn't want hololive to interact with people who interact with him.

>>28576626
your own medicine tastes bad, huh?

>>28576672
>she's gonna do more early morning karaoke otherwise
Are you implying that I don't want more early morning karaoke?
If so, you would be wrong, Anonymous.

>>28576682
I'm glad you got the point

>>28576114
Kek
>>28576126
Stay strong chumbuds, this will also come to pass
>>28576198
Live again>dead beats>cursed nights>Rip>reaper rapper

>>28570513
ta400ko

>>28576676
Luna? I missed that

>>28576637
She will become a sailor senshi.

Just saw a dream for the first time where I interacted with some of the HoloEN roommates.

>drank with Mori and she had a bf
>did not see Ina but she was apparently too busy buying doujins
>recorded Kiara and Mori playing some arcade game where they are on bikes but are also shooting stuff. Kiara had a brown leather jacket and was having fun
>watched Gura puke all over a parking lot from drinking too much and smoked cigarettes with her

Interesting while also concerning. Am I in too deep guys?

Updated fanbase ranking (Post Ecelebs arc)
1. Tentacultists
2. KFP employees
3. Teamates
4. Deadbeats
5. Chumbuds

>>28576496
>she likely wants to meet as much as you want to meet her.
I don't.
Never meet people you look up to.
It's for the best.

>>28576613
Having someone on a private servee vs collabing on a 15minute public game are different you know? By your logic people would be seething at kiara when she hosted the among us stream with her viewers. Keep on denying pal, I'm adding this one to the collage

>>28576651
The problem is that Araki just writes what he wants, if Cover decides that pandering to this bastards is convenient then they will force the girls to do it.

>>28576496
Man, imagine PewDiePie joining Hololive

>>28576644
This is unironically why she became the first HoloJP with 1M.

I'm not saddened by the influx of newfags, I'm saddened that so many people only know her for a silly line and literally nothing else.

>>28576693
>Remind everyone that Pewdiepie said nigger on stream on several occassions.
So did multiple holos. Cover wouldn't even know why thats supposed to be a problem.

>>28576672
I will watch her, she isn't playing minecraft or ark right? Cause then of course I wont.

Hello, is this /hlgg/?
I would like to order one nothingburger.

>>28576666
sex I just want to hear her happy giggles and see her smug face again please sex

>>28576672
Oh, Polka's streaming? Nice, I hope she's playing something f-
>ARK
I think I'll keep it to dead air until Twapi streams Among Us...

>>28576672
>playing Ark
>playing Ark solo
As someone with 2,500 hours in Ark, I cannot support this. Polka is based but she is being retarded for playing it.

>>28576726
he has enough to buy hololive

yeah yeah vtubers are a fad in the west we get it

>>28576626
Oh sorry, I forgot the epic DOOG-meme
you can add that one too so it would be even less

>>28576518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYzwAoD1KI0
She has shown many times she watches pewdiepie.
During Minecraft, she instantly named her pet horse Jorgen, the same name as pewdiepies in his recent minecraft streams, she also sometimes accidentally called the dogs by the names pewdiepie gave his minecraft dogs in those recent streams too such as Sven.
Her Outlast streams had her pretty much imitating him in his playthrough for some parts, in particular being a bit singsong when grabbing batteries every time. Much of her interest in horror games likely originally stems from watching him play them many years ago.
There are a bunch of other small hints I'm pretty sure anons have posted here before I can't recall either
Gura is an old fan of Pewdiepie, and she still watches him.

Kiara's chat larping so hard as fast food employees is cringe as fuck, but I'd take it over backseaters and literal children any time of the day

>>28576682
>why support suicidal people when they want to hang themselves?
Fake chumbud, AKA barracuda. Not supporting Gura; fuck off barracuda.

>>28576645
i dont remember her saying that shes a unmedicated schizo and loves everything 4chan so where is the fake part

>faggots

you have to be 18 to post

>>28576661
気を付けてね

>>28576621
Whatever happens, happens.

>>28576214
>the replies
Disgusting, Hololive should stay away from that crowd.

Tbqh Gura collab with big youtube is a good opportunity for Hololive to shine in west and make chink seethe harder

>>28576697
I'm not even the same poster retard, I was just correcting your ignorant shitposting.

>>28576163
Both her and Kiara, for sure.
Kiara understand idolfaggotry and how going against can fuck you up.
Ina is clearly not interested and only in it for the fun and the Holos themselves. At best she'd collab with indies and artists.
The fact that Ina told people they should go to therapy instead of relying on them is a big tell of how no-nonesense she is, too.

>>28576637
not collabing with offline tv thats for sure

>>28576666
>she comes back with a scar or eyepatch to show that she has been through some shit
Sex-kino.

>>28576625
i just watch that review

>>28576693
Its too late to bring shit like that up now. Pewdiepie saying nigger has been collectively forgiven by almost everyone except actual SJWs seething at his success.

>>28576759
Why do you hate fun? It's just an inside joke.

>Frustration levels?
>they are getting lower by the minute Gura what should we do
>drop ze tweet...

Seems like people here forgot how based EN managers are. They won't make an easy mistake for sure.

I'm sure some faggot will SC the OfflineTV collab in one of Gura's streams. Let's just hope she responds with a middle finger

>>28576712
Chumbeat here, fuck you dude

>>28576763
Kill yourself, nigger faggot ESL.

Anyone else have that Gura singing high? Nothing can ruin this day.

>>28576770
TMZ will be camping in front of her home 24/7 and her roommate's photos will be their frontpage cover for months.

>>28576759
Like the girls are cringe when they larp mythological beings or anime girls? Get your head out of your ass.

>>28576792
Now you've done it Gura, I'm fucking frustrated.

>>28576792
kek

I'm afraid of EN collabs. The anituber thing is in a couple days and reddit is 100% supportive of it. Cover probably uses the reddit to gauge the reception of these things and all they're gonna see is affirmation that non-vtuber collabs are popular and they should do more. I think other youtubers/streamers will see the collab and reach out to cover because they want a piece of the pie.

If the worse comes to pass, I 100% blame Mori.

>>28576751
You could say the same about all the retarded viral zoomer meme on gura's old channel.

>>28576743
when is tortelini stream ?

>>28576797
Not until Cover drop the bomb, i bet you now how retarded Cover is

>>28576488
Get fucked, enjoy your soiboys infested HoloEN

>>28576214
Anyone that replies yes should fuck off from these threads.

>>28576287
If your weekend can be ruined by a one-sided tweet from someone else you better prepare for constant disappointment. This is only going to increase as they get bigger and more and more people smell opportunity. Funny how HoloID never got any of this.

>>28576790
Can't say I hate it but I'm feeling second hand embarrassment... wish I can use ytcfilter with just mod/owner chats on

>>28576623
>cringe
https://streamable.com/bqlfjo

>>28576749
Doesn't mean he wouldn't want to join them

>>28576731
the holos who said it (as holos and not their roommates) were just mimicking lamar from GTAV. pewdiepie has said it as an expletive / "gamer moment".
also he's white, he can't get away with it while the holos who said it are japanese

Hello? /hlgg/?
This burger is empty.

>>28576759
I think its fun and wholesome.

>>28576797
Oh yeah right... I'll believe in EnMa. She pulled the ENs out from chinkland.

>>28576491
This is a odd timeline when that exist

Just woke ue? Anything interesting happen in the collab and Cali after talk? Her song was really good though, thank you for your hardwork Cali

>Only have copies of the Extended LOTR movies

>>28576496
>she likely wants to meet as much as you want to meet her.
I don't tho?

>>28576572
sister...

Nice. Chumbuddies get to experience what deadbeats felt like with the podcast. Maybe some of the retards can get filtered.

>>28576150
Allow me to newfag, but who is this and why is she always getting replys with noses?

>>28576820
You're too late pal. EN is not catered towards the og non JP holo audience. It was always targeted towards the normie western audience.

>>28576839
Sauce of audio?

>>28576823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seYeKMQfX3E&feature=emb_title

10 minutes.

Collabfags are the worst. This is what happens when you keep asking for them.

>>28576792

>>28576822
I was not the one who started this>>28576445

>>28576782
shit, goddamnit

>>28576756
I would rather Gura collab with Pewdiepie than these OfflineTV faggots, at least Pewdiepie has a wife and stays away from sexual content

if gura does it I'm cheating on her with her sister, this is a threat

>>28576642
Laughing elf is terrifying. I'd rather have ayameschizo.

If Gura had been a crab she would be a cunny kani

>>28576857
entertaining, but a big yab moment from Mori.

>>28576848
Should've gone to KFP

>>28576189
based as fuck

Sorry /hlgg/, It's me again.
There's nothing in this burger.

>>28576759
It's alright, she involves fans directly doing that, whe way she used that in her Mario Kart streams were pretty funny, firing people and stuff.

>>28576654
Are you forgetting Mori practically interacting or talking about K's every single stream, going into his chat to talk and even doing a collab with him and Kiara after the concert?
Kiara is non stop interacting with Huke every stream
Mori have already been on a damned podcast with a bunch of dudes
These girls are also westerners, and western fans dont give nearly as much of a shit. Japanese idol culture doesn't really exist in the west. There are equivelants but our culture doesn't lead to gender exclusivity nearly as much.

Chance Poki**** asking Gura for collab is pretty high now

Where did it all go so wrong for Haato's sanity?

>>28576857
Gura is brining normal faggots to hololive so there is that

Haachama Sunday
Haachamachamacha~

>>28576893
https://files.catbox.moe/4w0rb3.webm

>>28576756
>During Minecraft, she instantly named her pet horse Jorgen
False, they suggested her the name in chat.
>she also sometimes accidentally called the dogs by the names pewdiepie gave his minecraft dogs in those recent streams too such as Sven.
Never happened
>Her Outlast streams had her pretty much imitating him in his playthrough for some parts, in particular being a bit singsong when grabbing batteries every time.
Meds
>Much of her interest in horror games likely originally stems from watching him play them many years ago.
Every girl loves horror games, it's more main stream than you think.

She may be an old fan but sure for hell she isn't obsessed with him you mentally ill schizo. Watch her streams.

>>28576189
based

>>28576542
You are not the true chumbuds just a numberfag.
Keeping her from leech and faggotery are needed if you truly support her

>>28576207
That...unironically will be Kino if true.
Proko's videos are actually good for noobs in drawing and Ina wants her tentaculist to slowly improve on their hobbies.

Gura asked Enma about the collab and I got a footage of the response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYU_eDMr4xE

>>28576820
The anituber thing means nothing at all
It's just her talking to people she's a fan of in front of an audience that is either already watching Hololive or don't care about Hololive/
Do you fucks even understand the demographic breakdown of HoloEN or are we still pretending a bunch of YouTube personalities with over 300k subs in a couple months are hidden gems?

>>28576840
he's going to be yagoo

>>28576857
Just watch her streams, they're cool. Right now we're all collectively having a meltdown on Gura, don't disturb the flow.

>>28576908
Sorry, forgot my pic.
The burger is as empty as it was before.

>just woke up and saw the news about Gura
>2 weeks ago: NOOO fuck Mori she's going to bring in normalfags and ironic weebs. She's gonna ruin EN!!
Serves you cunts right. For the record I think you guys are overreacting over both but seeing this meltdown after you schizos were bitching and moaning about Mori for weeks is fucking funny.

>>28576572
Was Gura's mom really that small before her birth? How did an indie get to have the same mom as Gura.

I can't find the base version of Two Towers
I own the extended version on DVD, but it doesn't let you play the non-extended version.
My torrent also only has the extended one.

Anyone here restreaming or know a free stream for it? Only a few minutes left.

>>28576927
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>28576642
I like that image

All those chumbuds tear in this thread lmao

>>28576857
Both good, I suggest you check them out, girls had good chemistry and Mori stream is definitely worth it for a deadbeat

>>28576865
Not a chumbud but this looks like just a phase while I still hate Calli even if there's no podcast or shit.

>the same retard-tier meltdown that was had over the podcast thing
It's all so tiresome. You lot are worse than women.

>>28576820
Newfag take. HoloJP's have collabed with lame normie non-Holos and their usual content wasn't affected.

>>28576253
What happened to us calling them ``niwaka''? Nobody says it anymore for some reason

>>28576929
>Obsessed
Being a big fan doesn't imply obsession nigger

>>28576253
Difficult to describe, but I think one of the biggest red flags is if such a person wouldn't watch vtubers/consume other 'weeb' culture if they didn't have someone to brag about it to, online or offline.

>>28576908
(You) are the filling

>>28576642
Flare pls dont laugh at me, you're already fucking my waifu

>>28576933
Maybe Ina can teach him how to draw a kangaroo too sometime.

>>28576922
Probably the Red Bull.

>>28576759
That's just the prelude.
The actual goal will be transitioning into larping as chicken cultists operating under the guise of a fast food chain.

>>28576126
Only if Ina gets to collab with Carson

>>28576959
not him and i'm a chumbud but why do you still hate mori

This worse thing about waiting for something that you might miss it if you look away

>>28576774
I really hope that podcast is a flop. If Mori gets a big boost because of it, chicken will probably want to do one too.

>>28576488
>we need to gate keeping hard hololive from bunch of soiboys
Dumb seanigger.

>>28576623
>>28576839
https://streamable.com/b3tmfc

>>28576967
The fact that she didn't know about the horse name means she stopped watching him time ago

Next year Gura will do collab with Pewdiepie

t. EnMa

>>28576976
ROFL

You can always watch HoloID, they speak are English but are immune to normafags at the same time. Plus Moona has a godly singing voice

>>28576943
Bro /hlgg/ doesn't do refunds, go to KFP next time or I'll spit in your burger.

>>28576946
Gura has not done anything so far
Mori interacted with the faggots directly
but nice try

>>28576962
Can't compare Japan and cancerous American fanbase. Just look at the people replying on Twitter.

>>28576976
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28576710
Yeah, once they start appearing in your dreams it's all over.

I had a dream about ina driving the car during a road trip but i only realized after waking up it was ina and didn't talk to her at all.

>>28576642
We are dragging /hlg/ down with us if that happens

>>28576960
Whatever happened to that podcast anyway? I didn't think it was a big deal, but was looking forward to listening to it eventually. Do we know when it will come out and where?

>>28576867
i'll watch this
i love Towa's voice

The fuck is all this e-celeb shit in this thread?
I just came here for the chicken stream.

>>28576976
yabai, yabai, i don't want that fuck anywhere near my shark

Okay what did I miss now, what did Gura do?

>>28576621
Yes I would, if that's what she wants go for it.

>>28576491
wtf I love AMD now

>>28576820
I'm not worried.

With the Among Us collab, Kiara put the interest of the EN girls into their senpais hard, they were all super happy with their interactions with them. If they are going to collab with someone outside of HoloEN, I'm 100% sure that will just be HoloJP, even going by Reddit preferences, they hype this way more too.

>>28577055
nothing

>>28577013
this
https://files.catbox.moe/7y7vh2.mp4