/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2856235
MY BLACK WHITE NORMAL MAGICIAN HAS NO NOSE!

You have a choice Neo.

Are those colored rocks?

>>2856241
How does she smell?

>>2856242

Awful!

>>2856242
AWFUL

Ioun stones?

[X] THROW A BOLT

But what good is a smell... if you have no nose?!

You throw a bolt at the wench, striking her down where she stands. Being the God of lightning, this is a simple feat. You laugh confidently at the witch on the ground. She is now more black than white.

*sniff*

Marisa is now crying.

>>2856271
[X] TURN WITCH INTO WILD ANIMAL OF CHOICE FOR TRESPASSING MY TEMPLE

>>2856271
Not a lightning bolt, a screw.

>>2856271
[X]Ride away on my nimbus cloud with all 7 dragon balls

You laugh loudly at crying little girl. Bitch came up and tresspassed your temple and started going "ze" everywhere. Who the hell does she think she is? Stupid broad should be taught a lesson.

Completely forgetting that you already blasted her, you quickly decide to transform her into a cat. Or something close enough, anyway.

Marisa is now shaking in fear. She is holding something odd at you.

>>2856306
>She is holding something odd at you.
FFFFFFFFF--- A TRAP!

>>2856306
[X] THROW A VODKA BOTTLE

>>2856306
[X] TURN INTO A CAT YOURSELF, FUCK HER. IT'S LIKE FUCKING LEDA ALL OVER AGAIN.

>>2856235
Oh gee, I don't know, I'm diabetic, lemme check my blood sugar it'll just take a minute, my doctor says I gotta stay away from sweets, oh jeez

[X]Switch to Nekomimi Mode to counteract this threat.

You pull out a bottle of Vodka from your robe. After taking a long swig from it, you throw it at the wench. The bottle hits her right in the face. She falls on her back and starts moaning painfully.

You smile as the grandest of grand ideas comes to you. With a snap of a finger, you turn yourself into a cat. Not just any cat, of course, but a large feral lion. Then, you proceed to rape the little witch. Marisa screams in horror as you do so, but no one comes to help her.

After coming inside her one last time, you pull out and smile at the unconscious little girl.

omg roleplay alert the mods FFFFFFFF

>>2856380
>>2856380

[X]Cum on her face.

Sure is invisible posts in here.

>>2856440
>>2856388
lol little bitchy newfags

Come on OP!

This is the most interesting thread on /jp/ for the whole weekend.

>>2856409
As you squirt, marisa regain her consiouss and blast your dick off.

Retry? Y/N

>>2856486
OP here. This is the saddest statement I've read this weekend. I was about to let this thread die and troll /v/, but does Anonymous insist?

>>2856504

Do continue, I beg of you.

This thread is fucking hilarious, it's a much needed reprieve from the usual SERIOUS BUSINESS that we get from the autistic manchildren on here.

30 posts in and I still have no idea what the fuck she's holding

>>2856487
[X] THROW A GRENADE

>>2856520

Your shriveled testicles.

Sage for RP.

Moot does not like RP.

Thus Anonymous does not like RP.

Anonymous is legiun.

Anonymous does not forgive.

Anonymous does not forget.

>>2856537
>>2856537

>>2856537
Therefore anonymous is moot.

>>2856537
-You are a faggot.
-Go back to /b/
-Many people here like CYOA.
-Mods however deleted Caster route so obviously they hate it.
That is all.

You start fapping like the motherfucking FIST OF NORTH STAR. In 6.9 seconds, you come on her face. It is unfortunate that she is still unconscious. You would have liked to see if she would swallow your cum.

Then, out of complete boredom, you throw a grenade randomly into the air. After enjoying the satisfaction of the explosion, you can hear someone running toward the area.

Oh shit! Is it the cops?

>>2856568
[X] PULL OUT YOUR VINTAR BC AND SNIPE THE FAGGOTS

>>2856563
> -Many people here like CYOA.
Okay, here you go.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/9/6/34041/87727

WARNING: Contains loli rape and strong language.

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Gensokyo, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>>2856588
no, fuck you

>>2856591
>You take the red pill, you go back to reality, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>>2856591
[X] Crush both, snort.

>>2856568


[x]Revert to Half-Lion, Half-True Ancestor mode. Dickslap the survivors so hard with barbed lion-dick that they die from blunt-force trauma.

>>2856591
[x] blue pill

You pull out your Vintar BC from your robe and prepare to snipe the faggots. However, there are no faggots in sight. Instead, you see some weird cosplayer dressed in a Miko outfit flying toward you and Marisa.

After contemplating CYOAs that contain loli rape and strong language, you glance into your scope again see the Miko cosplayer even closer. Seems like you took the red pill, Neo.

>>2856618
>If it's a fat guy
[X] THROW A BOLT AND RUN AWAY

>>2856618

[X]Use Reality Marble

You throw a bolt at the person, thinking it's a fat guy. However, by the sound of the resulting crash, that fat guy doesn't seem to be very fat. And from the cries of pain, the fat guy doesn't seem to be a guy either.

After dragging the unconscious Marisa into the bushes, you head to the crash site to investigate. At the center of the crater is a black-haired girl bawling her head off. Looks like you blasted her right in the eye too.

She seems strangely familiar. Should you use your Reality Marble? And which of your 404 Reality Marbles should you use on said whiny bitch?

>>2856712
[X] PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD'S HAT

[x] Steal her accessories.

>>2856712

[x]Use Reality Marble of Breast Expansion.

Off to troll /v/. Back in 7 minutes.

IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 7 MINUTES BRAH.

Where are you...?

>>2856242