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She just heard that you're still a virgin!
Oh no, what do you do!

>> No.28529627

Gently ask Flan-chan to take my anal virginity.

>> No.28532564

>>28529364
Virginity goes "kyu~"

>> No.28532924
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>>28529364

>> No.28533774

Let her have her way with my body.

>> No.28533844

pleas dont bully me flan

>> No.28534390

[ ] genuflect
[x] genuflect
[ ] genuflect

>> No.28535172 [DELETED] 
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oh no my lungs

>> No.28535512

>>28529364
I don't know why she's happy when she's a virgin too.

>> No.28535809

Every fucking day, anon. Every day it's "oh noooo Flan figured out you're a virgin" or "Cirno walked in on U changing!" And "Okuu's boobs!" And "Oh no Remi figured out you're a pedo!"

Sometimes it feels like the only thing preventing this board from just becoming Touhou ERP all day all night is that it's technically a blue board

Does this arouse you, Anon? Is this a form of exhibitionism? "Teehee, I made my obviously-supposed-to-go-to-weird-pedofetish-erp-thread again, I'm such a silly girl"

>> No.28537799

>>28535809
>Does this arouse you, Anon? Is this a form of exhibitionism? "Teehee, I made my obviously-supposed-to-go-to-weird-pedofetish-erp-thread again, I'm such a silly girl"
Dude, there are no girls on this board.

>> No.28537828

>>28535172
I've given up. Her foul infectious foot spores can have my lungs.

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>>28537828
breathe in the footrona for flan. Feel your respiratory system get colonized by her germs.

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>>28538013
>>28537828
>>28535172

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>>28535172
>>28538013
Ahh, I live to fill my lungs with the Scarlet sisters' infectious smelly foot odours!

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>>28538287
They are very infectious. Just breathing around someone who coughs out her spores is dangerous. You will be struggling to breathe forever.

>> No.28539427

>>28537799
>Dude, there are no girls on this board.
dude, there are only girls on this board.

>> No.28554627

>>28535809
What did you expect out of /jp/?

>> No.28610176

>>28539427
I don't think a girl would talk about balls deep matingpressing a fairy with the sake of procreation with their infertile bodies dude. There aren't girls on this board anymore.

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>> No.28611582
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Eeeeh, really?! Tell me more, tell me more! Kusu-kusu~

>> No.28611613

Flan is creepy and awkward

>> No.28612135

>>28611613
and there's nothing wrong with that. heh

>> No.28617507

>>28535809
kinda true, even when you want to genuinely share feels about a character, it drowns in image dumps and shitposts.

Like, sheesh, what's the point of doing that? You come here to post pics or to get pics? If it's the latter, go boorubrowsing.

>> No.28617847

>>28529364
the only good reply:

I saved my virginity for you.

>> No.28628690

>>28535809
I just wish that she was real anon...

>> No.28631211

>>28617507
why share feels when all their womb are belong to me anyways

>> No.28658758

>>28631211
>why share feels when all their womb are belong to me
because all their womb are belong to me.

>> No.28658801

>>28529364
laugh at her

>> No.28687802

>>28658758
too late, their wombs are full from my cum!

>> No.28687838

>>28687802
They're already in the first trimester you crack addict.

>> No.28719323

>>28529364
This isn't true. I told a girl I was a virgin and she looked at me like I was a homeless person with a horrific disfigurement.

>> No.28731794

>>28687838
oh... oh no! c-can babies drown in the womb...!?

>> No.28809790

>>28731794
judging by the gallons of cum I already dumped into them, no. if it were possible, the results would have said otherwise.

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Flan is a hag, a 495 year old hag!

>> No.28848911 [DELETED] 

>>28811836
Those sinsacks are dead.
>>28811836
Fuckken rip.

>> No.28848931

>>28811836
Those sinsacks are dead.
Fuckken rip.

>> No.28851218

I'm not a virgin I fucked her sister

>> No.28895658

.>>28611613
Hikki Neets are creepy and awkward.

>> No.28903861

>>28851218
but her sister's a virgin too, so that makes you, like, double-virgin!

>> No.28928713

>>28895658
yes i am

>> No.28930211

>>28895658
But /jp/sies are cute and funny.

>> No.28992849

>>28930211
>/jp/sies are cute
I'm sorry. Come again?

>> No.29001811

>>28992849
/jp/sies are CUTE and FUNNY!

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>>29001811
>funny
ok, I understand

>cute
scratch that, I don't quite understand

>> No.29043126

>>28811836
Flan is not a hag, and you should feel bad for saying that.

>> No.29092507

>>28611582
Man, look at all of those calories.

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>> No.29131976

>>29004505
Cute in its demeanor and personality.

>> No.29149505

>>28529364
Do vampires enjoy virgin blood?

>> No.29151303
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>>29149505
yes

>> No.29184128

>>29151303
>zounose
aside from that, I like how Remi had to explain herself when Flan found the leash in her room.

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>>28535809

>> No.29190855

>>28529364
Do vampires enjoy virgin cum?

>> No.29201986

>>29190855
Ask Sanae.
Vampires don't survive on that stuff.

>> No.29236992

I often wonder what kind of person would lewd Flan.

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>> No.29238027

>>28535809
>obviously-supposed-to-go-to-weird-pedofetish-erp-thread
You had me until this. Fuck off back to your board.

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>>28529364
Hope she doesn't bully me to beat it off in front of her, prompting me to tell my track star older sister what happened

>> No.29339608

>>28529364
I haven't been a virgin since I was 6.

>> No.29350856

>>29339608
being fucked in the ass by your shotacon uncle doesn't count as losing your virginity

>> No.29354898

>>29339608
>6
you fucking what?

>> No.29356979
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Flan...

>> No.29357816

>>28529364
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>> No.29398620

>>29357816
Wait, do all wizards get them? I've never heard of a wizard getting their robes.

>> No.29420682 [DELETED] 

>>29398620
Did you not pickup yours up from Sussman yet?

>> No.29421096

>>29398620
Did you not pickup yours from Sussman yet?

>> No.29421831

>>28529364
Stay pure and save myself for marriage
What the fuck else did you expect you degenerate?

>> No.29421929

>>28611582
Repent sinner

>> No.29422690
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I did it guys, I lost my v-card to Flan-chan!

>> No.29432565

>>29422690
How!?

>> No.29435000

>>29276645
What hips! Imagine her giving birth to an new generation of baby puddings!

>> No.29483902

>>29422690
What? How?

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>> No.29608603

>>29435000
>Imagine her giving birth to an new generation of baby puddings!
Imagine all of them inheriting her abilities!
Several small puddings, all using 4 of a kind! A scenario that would drive anyone insane!

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>>29608603
So many little Flan-chans! My heart just might give out!

>> No.29612679

>>28610637
You will never be a real woman

>> No.29612960

>>29612679
back to /v/, crossboarder scum

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>>29432565
>>29483902
Sorry bros, she told me to keep it in secret or else.

>> No.29635684

>>29634519
Come ooooonnnn! We won't tell anyone!

>> No.29636101

>>29612679
Neck yourself newfag

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